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TehAmelie:
Juliamon: love to rip and/or tear
TehAmelie: i believe we're pretty much locked into both rip and tear
SymphonySolstice: rip and tear until it needs darned
TheMerricat: Chat, did that count as a secret podcast?
Juliamon: Only Heather is qualified to make that call
Alahmnat: I love this intro so much
TehAmelie: good day
GhostValv: what is up?
ArtOfStuttering: Sluurrrrp
BrowneePointz: Go back 15 years and get an OG Halo 3 can of Gamer Fuel Mountain Dew
iris_of_ether:
iris_of_ether: Cori.
SymphonySolstice: put them in warm water
epsilon_vee: If you need antifreeze in hell, the times really are getting weird
SymphonySolstice: yeah I'm about there too
TheMerricat: "Bath salts can be ingested orally, snorted, smoked, plugged or injected. Bath salts can be detrimental to human health and can potentially cause erratic behavior, hallucinations, and delusions. This is often due to their wakefulness-promoting effect, leading to insomnia."
Juliamon: It's the same thing
Juliamon: Ativan is the brand name
BrowneePointz: don't plug your partner with bath salts chat
BrowneePointz: crunch into a bath bomb like an apple
SaxPython:
BrowneePointz: epsom salts make your skin feel so damn good
BrowneePointz: it's a magnesium salt right?
ArtOfStuttering: also certain very questionable websites sell "bath salts" that are basically just base chemicals for Breaking Bad activities, apparently.
TheMerricat: @iris_of_ether "What is plugging for drug use? According to a paper in Clinical Pharmacokinetics (found on PubMed), the human rectum is a spot where drugs can be administered, retained, and absorbed. While this is not the most common way of using drugs, many people still engage in this practice to get high. When talking about drug plugging, it is important to note that some medications, generally used for nausea or vomiting, are medically administered rectally. However, people also use this meth
TheMerricat: "abusing drugs."
iris_of_ether: TIL!
Juliamon: Incidentally, my preferred bath additives come from Luvmilk, an indie shop that ships to US and CA
iris_of_ether: Huh
Juliamon: the owner is nonbinary and has a lot of really creative scents
BrowneePointz: i do rather enjoy the scent of wildflowers
SaxPython: We have declared, "This is what clean smells like"
iris_of_ether: Eff me up with that lilac
BrowneePointz: and cranberry. I don't particular care about the TASTE of cranberries, but they smell nice
Gadora: It would run DOOM.
TehAmelie: the other day i learned of the "bath snacks" concept and i've been planning my bath since
SymphonySolstice: I always wonder why vanilla became the "default" scent/flavor when historically it's hard to source
Gadora: Imagine a gamer chair that you could game on.
TheMerricat: TIL that the chemical they use to create an artificial "lily of the valley" - lilial is banned in the EU.
BrowneePointz: "sorry my ass shut down a Valorant server in Serbia"
Juliamon: SymphonySolstice Because it's one of the most univerally enjoyed scents
iris_of_ether: "You've been sitting for 4 straight hours, gamer"
SaxPython: oh no. Imagine a gamer chair scale
SaxPython: LEDs!
Gekyouryuu: Your chair mines crypto while you fart
BlindProphet32: It should be the captains chair of the enterprise
BrowneePointz: Can it automatically bass boost my farts?
BrowneePointz: cuz then i'm all in
ArtOfStuttering:
cancelled to whom? It might make it twice as loud for someone else 
TehAmelie: how about a robot voice filter for your farts
TheMerricat: Fart in Dubstep.
SpacePotato01: chair servitor
SymphonySolstice: sold
iris_of_ether:
SaxPython:
BrowneePointz: I would die from laughing
BrowneePointz: legitimately
Styxseus:
You get an achievment for it 
shurtal: I need me a chair that is compatible with the N64 Expansion Pak
SaxPython: I've always wanted to fart Beethoven
ArtOfStuttering: Wet and loud farts every time. I'm in!
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Alahmnat: do you believe in life after fart?
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SymphonySolstice: hm.
iris_of_ether: Cori I'm at work I can't be laughing at my desk
Juliamon: oh that one was good
SymphonySolstice: that was sure a sound
Alahmnat: same Iris
BrowneePointz: THAT SOUNDED LIKE A MOSQUITO FARTING!
TehAmelie: *farts pitch perfect Somebody I used to know*
shurtal: that sounds like the crashing noise from Gradius
TheMerricat:
Ah, a totally serious stream about totally serious stuff. 
TreeVor84: top shelf comedy today lol
satyropodobny: best asmr stream
epsilon_vee: farting simulator
shurtal: High Brow Entertainment Discussion: *sad fart noises*
iris_of_ether: "how do I turn on the back wiper"
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SymphonySolstice: "you are now manually pooping"
Juliamon: Your intestines are very, very wiggly
BrowneePointz: Semi-Autonomous Reflexes are wild and a cool evolutionary response
Wolfstrike_NL: We're gone, fart ahead
SaxPython: thank your core today
Alahmnat:
are the new viewers gone yet? 
TehAmelie: at least this weird fella
BrowneePointz: Area 51 is where all the Naruto Runners gather
shurtal: we live in a Birds Aren't Real society
TheMerricat: Birds aren't real.
TehAmelie: giraffes aren't real
shurtal: @TehAmelie but they do fight hilariously
SymphonySolstice: Bielefeld (sp) isn't real
iris_of_ether: That's just a good World of Darkness game
eff_the_bard: as it turns out though French people actually are real
TehAmelie: i could see Mulder as a born again skeptic who just goes out of his way to debunk all the conspiracies
GreatGodOm: Maybe Mulder will be into believing that the Roman empire is a hoax.
Wolfstrike_NL: Can we flatten the earth in 2 minutes to surprise Cam?
Gekyouryuu: Would they invent a new conspiracy theory for him to believe that would escape the fandom and get ruined by idiots online?
TheAwkes: I've worked with a couple flat earthers. One of them tried to explain to me why gravity can't be real because the earth is flat and I was able to inform him that his radical claims about it were in fact actually just how gravity works, speaking simply.
Angnor33: Are we sure Stephen King IS real?
TheMerricat: The problem is most conspiracy theories today are... derived from stuff that isn't.... savory.
TehAmelie: i've seen him dunk on terrible people on twitter
Gekyouryuu: Or, he IS real, but he's not writing fiction, he's recording experiences he's seen, psychically, that happened to real people
eff_the_bard: well, all conspiracy theories will eventually boil down to antisemitism
SquareDotCube: Maybe it's the opposite, Mulder believes in a deity-like figure that shares the name with the producer or lead writer.
BrowneePointz: I'm just a big Person
iris_of_ether: That 50% Leg By Volume life
TehAmelie: i'm thinking, mulder has come to believe all conspiracies are fake but then he gets in trouble cause his sister was actually abducted by aliens
BrowneePointz: you lifted it
BrowneePointz: gingerly
GasCityGaming:
hello all 
Juliamon: gremlin grip
Gekyouryuu: Anime old person drinking tea pose
Invitare: Cam can only be described as a "little gremlin" when he's sat on a sofa next to a gremlin
Bedinsis: Hello all attractive people! (That includes YOU reading this message! Yes, you.)
GasCityGaming: There was a VERY inebriated woman on my flight from Calgary to Vegas, even the people sitting beside her were like "we know"
Invitare: Ray deserves his privacy
GreatGodOm: @Bedinsis How do you know? Do you have cameras in my house?
SymphonySolstice: the click is quite loud
Juliamon: that click is... sure something
BrowneePointz: It's not quite loud enough in my ear, but if it was repetitive or louder I think it would trip my misophonia
SquareDotCube: I wouldn't raytrace if it's a 2000 series GPU.
Invitare: Yes Cori, do it even more
BrowneePointz: also fun fact, Misophonia fucking honks
Bedinsis: @GreatGodOm ...my legal team has advised me to neither confirm or deny that statement, handsome.
GhostValv: not quite nail on blackboard
SK__Ren: I had to turn up my headphones
Mollylele: that hits me right in the pineal gland
SK__Ren: yeah its like having someone flick two pennies together in my brain
LostThePirate: That is viscerally unpleasant
SymphonySolstice: cam I'm dying
Bedinsis: A doctor would say "Keep that apple away from me! I'm allergic."
SquareDotCube: I hope the XLR isn't doing anything to it
GhostValv: it's just slightly too clicky
TehAmelie: motion blur defaults to "high", clearly the game was made by monsters
Mollylele: wow I'm surprised the Doom game is so hostile
SquareDotCube: Man, I wonder why Eternal wasn't as well recieved.
Alahmnat: oh my god this is awful
BrowneePointz: oh god that sound effect is like a plastic knife being dragged across a china plate
Mollylele: wow each of those sounds like a bug landing inside my brain
TheAwkes: 2020 game, 1999 menu steeze.
LathosTiran: got stuff!
Styxseus: I remeber being attacked by the audio too when first booting this up
mrverbal: the real doom was the sound design we made along the way
SK__Ren: You'l still hear the music thats what we care about really
Styxseus: Way back when
Alahmnat: guess you can't accessibility your way out of shitty sound design decisions?
Ms_LadyMix: lol on reddit it's all uppercase
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SymphonySolstice: welp
TehAmelie: 5 years ago and they still haven't thought to fix this?
SK__Ren: I actually think its worse now that its quiet. Its triggering my tinnitus
Alahmnat: we're already plenty hurt
Juliamon: "I now realize that the devs wanted the player to experience Hell not just while playing as doomguy"
Chesul: Do we nominate this for Watch and Play just to see Alex react to that sound?
Ms_LadyMix: y'all are my neurodivergent people
Invitare: such a good line
BrowneePointz: this man just rattled my spine out my butthole
SymphonySolstice: congrats to the sound fx designer for creating the most unpleasant 0.2 seconds of audio content possible
TheFreak013: RIP AND TEAR
Invitare: your mistake was not immediately turning the master audio down to 20
Wolfstrike_NL: Earth? Never liked that planet anyway
Alahmnat: well there's your problem
Invitare: that's Australia
MAPBoardgames: Hey it's one them drawings you can see from space!
BrowneePointz: Orbital Space Station that looks like a Cathedral looks sick
Invitare: that 60% does not include the BBC
TehAmelie: this is just teasing the fans with almost giving him a face
Alahmnat: those are some Destiny-ass-sized shells
TheAwkes: This is extremely good cheese.
MAPBoardgames: They DID say please.
NorthstarTex: that 8 string guitar is so good
BrowneePointz: shout out to Mick Gordon. Amazing composer who did not deserve the shit Bethesda and iD put him through
Invitare: The only thing they fear is you
TehAmelie: killing demons so fast we don't even get glory kills
TheMerricat: I believe that's "Mouse 4"
TehAmelie: power levels are at maximum
NorthstarTex: love that the game doesn't wait to give us needed tools
Chesul: looks like 3?
NorthstarTex: 3 charges
Alahmnat:
as much as your sword has ammo in D2
korvys: Honestly, reminds me more of Quake 1
korvys: than doom
SquareDotCube: This is just how Martian Hell builds
TehAmelie: from outside that space station looked like 30% Warhammer
korvys: That man was full of confetti
MAPBoardgames: Interior design by BloodBath, and Beyond.
TheAwkes: 2016 walked so 2020 could run.
korvys: They're renewbale
korvys: *renewable
iris_of_ether: *splorch*
TehAmelie: you know the super concrete made with pee? we just decided to speed up the process
Chesul: If Catan has taught me anything, it's that if you compress them hard enough you can build a city out of organic matter like sheep.
Invitare: Qu?
Invitare: I;ve heard of this
Denis_Dobrolubov: All Tomorrows?
SquareDotCube: There is that cathedral decorated entirely of bones in a former salt mine
SK__Ren: Alas poor nilox
NorthstarTex: so far in Elder Scrolls Online, there has been 0 Doom crossover
jessieimproved: This would be a sweet ES Oblivion mod
Alahmnat: rule of threes baybee
CaptainSpam: I do appreciate the exactness of demonosity reduction.
MAPBoardgames: I'm glad you're playing this because I wanted to compare the level of violence this game has (which I recall was "lots") and the new SpaceMarine2 which has more?
TehAmelie: i bet the third hellpriest will be our lucky one
Bruceski: If killing the hell priest reduced demonic consumption... did the demons barf that part back up or what?
GhostValv: oh no
TehAmelie: we're definitely making all the demons uncomfortable
TehAmelie: little baby arachnotron, that's somehow scarier than the old time ones
BrowneePointz: oh yea? are you a Demon Brainologist Cori?
NorthstarTex: it shows how much fuel you need
TheMerricat: Crash and Tear?
MAPBoardgames: That man was full of jam!
CaptainSpam: Doomguy just glory killed the game.
LostThePirate:
sephsays: cam just punched out the exe
BrowneePointz: "studied, but never got my degree"
TehAmelie: i bet that was just an initial launch thing
GasCityGaming: olf prof of mine has a book out on the devil
Shparky2197: Hi!
beowuuf: o7
SnackPak_:
iris_of_ether: You learned from the demon brainology school called Life
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Shparky2197: mood
googoltudoris: demons are big meanie pants
BrowneePointz: I love that this just pretty much takes the Metroid Prime map wholesale
Juliamon: Mars was colonized with Cybertrucks
BTownMC: getcha ass to mars, -techbros
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CaptainSpam: Sometimes a demon's just gotta shoot.
BrowneePointz: It's why medium sized dudes make friends with small funny guys
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googoltudoris: is that one demon Duke Nukem?
TehAmelie: what does the guy say in Simpsons the movie? i want 1000 tough guys, and 1000 soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher
BrowneePointz: Yea this is all still the intro and iirc this one takes a bit for the story to ramp
TehAmelie: and i want them standing in the order: tough, soft, soft, tough, soft, tough, tough
googoltudoris: doom has a story?
BrowneePointz: fair. I guess when I mean "story" i mean the "buy in shebang"
TehAmelie: the story exists to facilitate Doomguy looking cool by not caring about it, but we can care
BrowneePointz: whereas waking up out of a sarcophagus on some crazy hyper advanced facility on mars is IMMEDIATELY more engaging
googoltudoris: happy pride!
BrowneePointz: about 1s on the dot I think
Alahmnat: warlock jump
TehAmelie: i'd think there's some variance between the animations
BrowneePointz: yea some of the longer ones are about 3s ish I think. but they stay PRETTY damn snappy
Alahmnat: I think there's a few variants but they all have to fit in the same duration
SnackPak_: climb the wall just like a cat
BrowneePointz: long enough to let the animation team have fun but not long enough to interrupt game flow
qirloc:
korvys: How does it compare to the previous game?
BrowneePointz: your skull is now your sternum
TehAmelie: the game lets you know exactly where you're supposed to go, and also search every corner for weeks to get all the secrets. best of both worlds really
BrowneePointz: have fun with that
GirlPainting: To quote an old viral youtube video: "Yellow keycard? Wow, now i have a fucking rainbow!"
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Darleysam:
TehAmelie: oh, the company has just turned pro-Hell now
CaptainSpam: Fireball launchers like that are more of a Rise of the Triad sorta thing, I thought...
NorthstarTex: its more of the other way around
ArdCollider: pivot to hell video
SK__Ren: Argent tried but ended up losing majority stake
Kipstar: more of a hostile takeover type of thing
Invitare: no, they were a megacorp. They were already run by demons
Alahmnat: pending FTC approval
Shparky2197: Is this a workers revolt?
Chesul: I mean, if an earth corp bought Hell that is about the only way to make Hell worse.
TehAmelie: those vents? that's hell farts
TheAwkes: They need to finish disrupting the market to take a commanding position first, before gutting the apparatus for everything it's worth.
sephsays: demons should’ve unionised
Invitare: imagine being that demon. You're even less than the weird zombie ones shuffling around
satyropodobny: the only thing worse than a demon cultist is a corporate demon cultist
TheMerricat: You got it wrong, the UAC got bought out by Hell, the top brass of UAC call it a merger to save face but in reality everyone is going to be 'found redundant' and 'reduced.
korvys: *pop*
Shparky2197: Goodbeye
Geldaran: exactly what I was thinking.
sephsays: what a perfect noise
CaptainSpam: They knew what audience they had in mind.
twistedsylvan: and the soundtrack still fucks
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Shparky2197: I like to imagine that they're so used to traversing the nightmarish commute in hell, that navigating normal buildings is actually kinda hard for them.
SquareDotCube: "The Chinese food place closed five years ago"
GirlPainting:
Chesul: It looks like bigger enemies need more fuel for the chainsaw, and you need 3 for the brains.
NorthstarTex: chainsaw said you needed full gas for the big lad
korvys: I think you'll find almost all of the buttons kill in some way
TheMerricat: "The basic melee attack in Doom Eternal is practically useless, taking 90-100 strikes to cause a basic Zombie to enter its Glory Kill state. Blood Punch powers this up to an attack that can kill lesser enemies instantly within a significant radius and deals serious damage to larger ones."
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BrowneePointz: i think it's cuz they don't linger
BrowneePointz: the moment happens and they let it pass
BrowneePointz: Nah. I think he has SOME standards
MilkInBags: is this what Musk's Mars looks like?
goombalax: Doomguy is in fortnite, never say never
SymphonySolstice: and if you WANT to find out, that's what AO3 is for
satyropodobny: I for one welcome our new face eating leopard overlords
BrowneePointz: a reminder he DID start off this whole shebang in retribution for killing his beloved pet rabbit
satyropodobny: AAAAAH! MY FACE
NorthstarTex: yep... doom guy has a personal vendetta
BrowneePointz: I THINK that's the story behind doom 1 or 2. It's been a while
Geldaran: if I recall, that's a post credit thing in the original doom.
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Geldaran: yup.
GirlPainting: the doomguy´s rabbit kill was in doom 1 after the first world boss
BrowneePointz: but yea. Started cuz they killed his pet rabbit
NorthstarTex: it got personal right then and there
voren_chalco: What's The Riddler doing here?
SquareDotCube: That seems to be the norm with dual-set Dooms, first they start on Mars then it reaches Earth
goombalax: oh right theres a funicualr in this isn't there
BrowneePointz: that krrrrr-THWOP is brilliant sfx
Geldaran: Am I the only one that grew up calling them cacao demons?
korvys: I think the reason Duke feels different, is he himself acts like he's too cool for it
iris_of_ether:
CaptainSpam: I definitely appreciate the variety of glory kills, especially for how short they are.
GhostValv:
Mollylele: felt like they spent 30 minutes in click hell first
TehAmelie: as i recall, i didn't understand Doom or Duke Nukem or His Name is Remo was funny at all as a teenager. i thought it was extremely serious mature stuff
TheMerricat: I mean to a teenager...
Juliamon: That's just normal teenager understanding
Juliamon: everything is serious until you have the required knowledge
CaptainSpam: As a wee one, I thought Doom was more srs bsnss, but Duke was just bonkers.
TehAmelie: well, now it's clear Doom plays its jokes with a very straight face, but i think Duke's problem is winking at the camera
CaptainSpam: Duke (in his 3D outing) was a product of his time, and as such, he was just what the time wanted. Around the time of Duke Nukem Forever (well, when DNF was released, not when it should have been released), his time had long passed.
kusinohki: meows
TehAmelie: hi again!
Geldaran: Yeah, I wasn't little when the original Doom and Duke released. Early teens, I definitely saw the difference. Doom went hard, Duke was stupid goofy.
MilkInBags: become goo
TheMerricat:
I can't tell if I'm coming down with something or the stress of spending three hours to turn in my absentee ballot was really that much but I've been starving today. I've eaten three days worth of calories already today... 
BrowneePointz: don't moralize food
BrowneePointz: you were stressed. you ate. that's all that matters
TehAmelie: the stupid look when they peek over their ribcage xD
BrowneePointz: "it ain't easy splitting spleens"
BrowneePointz: Kermit the Slayer
Desruprot: Tip are tear until it is done
CaptainSpam: I think the Muppetization in a lot of ways derives from the requirement that glory kills be a second in length to maintain game flow. You're going to get some comedy in that after a while.
kusinohki: random thought - talking about doom, duke, and thinking about wolfenstein reboot(?), will anything happen with the quake ip??
TehAmelie: cacodemons always get you with their bite attack, just like the old days
Chesul: can you chainsaw a cacodemon with 2 fuel?
Geldaran: @kusinohki now, wouldn't that be a thing... lets get a modern Unreal Tournament in there too.
TheMerricat: @kusinohki there's actually been rumors of a quake reboot/quake 5/6 swirling around for about 3 years now.
roastbeefsandwitch: I wonder if DoomGuy's coworkers played zombie simulators like this in-universe? or similar situations?
BrowneePointz: El Spidro Tankatsu
TehAmelie: you can find an arcade in the previous game, unless i dreamed that
TehAmelie: where they feature classics like Turkey Puncher
TehAmelie: it feels like this game really wants you to start upgrading ammo capacity once you get upgrades
Geldaran: damn, Cam got me with that one. brain went straight to the old school brain in the stomach 90's version.
iris_of_ether: Cameron
CaptainSpam: Hey, don't judge.
BrowneePointz: Some "Boy Baps" as they say
korvys: Badly
TehAmelie: but why is leg?
kusinohki: I put on my legs one pant at a time...
korvys: God of War vibes
goombalax: SNC Lavalin
roastbeefsandwitch: Transstar, clearly. Or Weyland-Yutani
NorthstarTex: love the fact that Mick Gordon got metal vocalists for the soundtrack, it sounds so damn good
BrowneePointz: Dave's Discount De-Demonizing and Deconstructive Reconstructing
TehAmelie: bold to assume UAC isn't the only company left on Earth
OtherEdgeworth: Google defines legs as the "the limbs on which a person or animal walks and stands", meaning that while you are doing a handstand, arm is leg and leg just isn't
shendaras: I figure at least Blackwater is still around somehow
korvys: the Irving family?
roastbeefsandwitch:
wait, Canada has a military?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hey drs. @LoadingReadyRun . Should I read anything into the game title as a prediction for the future?
Valkryir: sounds similar to australia's submarines
SnackPak_: gottem
BartholemewTheKitten: Problems adapting "off the shelf" warships is not unique to Canada we do it all the time here in Aus
BrowneePointz: No man can defeat you. but I am no Man. I'm a guy. DOOM Guy. *cocks shotgun*
TehAmelie: dang, that skull button reminded me of how stiff and sterile Scorn was
korvys: "Deag Grav" - I read that as Greg Dave
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ButButTheJesus: hi folks, how's the Doomy Turtle
iris_of_ether: The "touching your toes" fitness challenge sucks when you have you much leg
iris_of_ether: Too*
TehAmelie: we can read you
NorthstarTex: steam's tuesday maintenance me thnks
Masslost: steam update I’d guess
Styxseus:
Oh no, how will you progress the battlepass now?
kusinohki: doom guy vs halo guy, who wins? *throws grenade and runs away*
BrowneePointz: they'd get married
SquareDotCube: They heard Thriller was in town
TehAmelie: setting people on fire makes them bleed armor upgrades, just like real life
BrowneePointz: Abaddon takes the first round
Invitare: he rips and tears until it is done
BrowneePointz: Doom comes back and claps him every time afterwards
kusinohki: sorry, I don't play mechwarrior
BartholemewTheKitten: Are we talking no-arms Abaddon or a different variant?
Invitare: Doom Guy vs Samus Aran. It's a trick question. They join forces and escape Hell seconds before it explodes
ButButTheJesus: Doom is a pretty cool guy, eh rips Halo's butt and doesn't afraid of anything
Transmuted_Elf: how do you think do guy does in warhammer 40k? and how long before the inquisition try to take care of him?
Transmuted_Elf: doom guy*
OtherEdgeworth: I feel, narratively, Doom guy can't beat Abaddon, because he's always gotta come back for another Black Crusade. But Doom guy absolute pulps him into submission and single handedly curtails many to-be-Black Crusades in the crib.
SquareDotCube: I like... Mechwarrior 3...
BlindProphet32: Doom guy vs Angron. The two people too angry to die
Invitare: He is powered by killing Demons, and as long as he has a supply of them is basically indestructible. So throw him in the Warp and wait for it to be emptied
BrowneePointz: I think the bigger thing Cameron, is that in any "Doom Guy vs X" conversation, is that Doom Guy is a Gag Character, and as such always wins due to the Gag Character Rule
BrowneePointz: "One Punch Man always wins" Why? "Cuz that's the character"
korvys: Ok, Bugs Bunny vs Doomguy
BrowneePointz: "That's the schtick"
Invitare: Actually, Deadpool loses to Squirrel Girl
MTGRanger: @korvys BvS situation, a third bad guy appears
Wicker_Guide: Doom Guy vs Angron takes 78 years. It doesn't end because one has triumphed, but because local reality is no longer stable enough to maintain causal consistance
BrowneePointz: Hell Knight
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Chipton: I'm not sure, gag characters need to be in on the joke
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SquareDotCube: baron of hell
Juliamon: Invitare But only because Squirrel Girl is THE joke character
Crad0k: is it this room that has a spontaneously exploding caco?
ButButTheJesus: I will say it again: Pinky is Moo Deng
BrowneePointz: Barons are Red and have horns @SquareDotCube
ButButTheJesus: the stubby one with big mouth
BrowneePointz: @Juliamon depends on the run but yea her Gag Coefficient is usually a bit higher
kusinohki: so gag characters always win unless they're facing a bigger gag character??
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Punching liquids seems ineffective.
SquareDotCube: what if Berserk mode but as an item
BrowneePointz: but yea, it's why Luffy is one of my favorite Shonen protagonists cuz he's made of PURE Bullshittium
kusinohki: no one expects the secret to be out in the open
TehAmelie: what is haki if not weaponized bullshitium
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MTGRanger: Blood for the Blood God! Chainsaws for the Chainsaw Chat!
ButButTheJesus: @MTGRanger ooh i dunno if chat should have a chainsaw
Crad0k: too much going on
LilyOfTheVeil666: So many upgrade systems in this game...
ZombieHendrix: is this Skyrim Doom?
kusinohki: I struggled playing original doom. this version seems way too frantic for me to play
Crad0k: i would say that the skill floor for this game is way too high, it's Not Fun
JohnLockeCole: Hullo all
TehAmelie: the secret is to lean into the frenzy when you can and stop and look at things carefylly when you can
ButButTheJesus: are you air dashing
SquareDotCube: I feel like there should be finger and foot holes in the rock after climbing.
Styxseus: @ButButTheJesus I dont think we have that yet
Chipton: Honestly I found it okay with the difficulty turned down but that let me ignore some of the systems. Agree with too much going on
TehAmelie: stone block: "I want you to hit me as hard as you can" Mario: "Now you made it weird"
dumbo3k: Good Ghosty Boi
kusinohki: polterpup's older brother
dumbo3k: Fancy Bowling Ball, with carrying case
TehAmelie: beg to differ
OtherEdgeworth: Damn , the golden snitch really let istself go
korvys: "You cannot kill the priests" I mean... I did cut the head off one of them, so demonstrably untrue
SquareDotCube: welp guess we know who we're kiling next game
CaptainSpam: To be fair, Doomguy's imagination likely doesn't really extend far beyond "kill demons lol".
kusinohki: I want to make a doom lantern joke...
Chesul: Jokes on you, I'm here for the killing, not the saving.
adept_nekomancer:
Inaccessible bun 
ButButTheJesus: bun alert!
korvys: Your primary verb is "kill", sadly
Rhynerd: remember how doom guy once had a pet bunny?
Chipton: Daisy!
ButButTheJesus: to itty bitty pieces?
SquareDotCube: this is very much a "keep moving and shooting" game, Destiny experience of hiding behind geometry isn't going to help you here
kirbywithdasnacks: Hey Loadingreadyrun, hey everyone
NorthstarTex: me thinks its not you going there, but you coming from there
dumbo3k: maybe there is another jump to get? seems like something that would benefit from more jumps
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TehAmelie: Doomguy's lantern oath: in darkest Sheol/ or Earth so dear/ if I have petrol/ rip and tear
BrowneePointz: Okay I'm back with Scotcheroos an ready to party
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ButButTheJesus:
@TehAmelie 
SquareDotCube: Time to Doot
BrowneePointz: aka the most fun enemy type to play in the pvp mode
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dumbo3k: Oooh, we have armblades now?
ButButTheJesus: memories overrated
BusTed: Oh, that one.
TehAmelie: i bet you'd taste something really weird with the steel in your brain
TehAmelie: "I can taste key lime pie"
NorthstarTex: !badadvice
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Clan_Dookie: You're in Nurgle's Garden now
adept_nekomancer: Eww.. the grape lake
Wicker_Guide: oh, we no longer bully the drones?
GlennSeto: What alt fire are we packing on the shotty?
dumbo3k: Feels very Mordor
GlennSeto: Mordor is less viscous.
Wicker_Guide: multi-panel authentication
Pazy160: Reloading? In a video game? That seems like a farfetched concept, it will never catch on.
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BrowneePointz: who are you? Patricia Polearm?
GlennSeto: You see, Cori, that's how you risk electrocution.
BrowneePointz: oh no that Demon only dates 23 year olds?
dumbo3k: The Claw Leg, goes in the the Eye Hole!
GlennSeto: If the Doomslayer went into 40k's Warp, would he just come out after a month or so and the Chaos Gods are just dead?
ButButTheJesus: where ORB
dumbo3k: @GlennSeto I think about 5 minutes later, a warp portal would open, and they'd throw him back to the mortal realm with a great big "Nope! Not dealing with that BS"
TehAmelie: the warp reflects the darkest parts of what you put into it, right? Doomguy has no psychological activity so he'll probably be fine
korvys: Give Celeste a plasma gun you cowards
GlennSeto: @tehamelie Right? I was wondering if he'd just fuel Korne (sp?), but this seems more plausible.
GlennSeto: Oh, I remember this place... this took me a minute.
TheMerricat:
@dumbo3k https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/comments/tklj1a/doom_slayer_vs_the_warp/ "At the end of the day, he dies. These are two very different universes with very different rules, controlled by very different gods. Khorne is literally the god of combat, and fighting will only empower him. So for every Daemon that the Doomslayer kills, Khorne grows stronger. Doomslayer could fight for a hundred years, a thousand years, even a hundred thousand years, and he would never get closer to defeati
Wicker_Guide: physically enter the colon
ButButTheJesus: #mygodthesmell
TehAmelie: good old rotating fire stick
TehAmelie: this is Super Mario bros now
GlennSeto: @themerricat Although this might end like an Ang Lee's Hulk, where Khorne just pops like a balloon.
Wicker_Guide: alternately, 40k has precedent for crazy unkillable determinators wandering the warp (solitaires, Kurze). Presumably DG becaomes another one
satyropodobny: If Doomguy is Mario who's his Luigi
TheMerricat:
@GlennSeto Really, like any good crossover, who wins depends on the author. And which franchise paid more.
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mozes_rose_weary: cool, c&c doom 😎
GlennSeto: Duke Nukem
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TehAmelie: or, if there's no profit in fighting, Doomguy might not care to
CaptainSpam: Nature's harmonious four-corner time cube?
GlennSeto: Or Khorne loses interest in the material universe, because Doomguy is just so gosh darn fascinating.
Wicker_Guide: I imagine the recruitment efforts start immediately and never end
GlennSeto: Uuuh, Red Faction/Doom crossover... that's another fun thought.
GlennSeto: The monsters are also way more colorful again.
adept_nekomancer: Mirror's Edge this is not.
silenceaux: I think we're in a 'breather' segment
Styxseus: It's so strange how, on paper, this should be "everything you loved about the last game, but more!" but in practice it just doesn't seem to add up
Wicker_Guide: I mean, "but more" is basically the problem in a nutshell
GlennSeto: It asks for a lot of discipline/intent the more frantic portions don't really bother to.
Boiler_bot: I think the boring plot expositing NPCs are kinda dull.
Crad0k: it's that it's not really 'more' it's 'overhauled', nothing works the same as it did before, and there's so many more mechanics
Boiler_bot: It's an amazing flesh tunnel
Pazy160: Forgotten about what?
GlennSeto: I remember both NuDooms exciting me enough to go for 100%, which is rare... but the first is a much tighter experience.
Tarithiel: He's had a nap since then
BrowneePointz: Doom Guy as the Defender, not the Avenger
TheMerricat: He's not interacting with anyone other than the demons though, I guess he could moon the UAC holograms....
Styxseus: And like, cool you now have even more movement options and speed -> and they're like "so we added all these traversal sections to game!" and so, you *are* faster than the last game, but it feels slower because everything is so open, and there's so much space between fights
CaptainSpam: He just woke up in the first game.
GlennSeto: Had his morning coffee.
Dog_of_Myth: Doom Guy finally got a Snickers
ButButTheJesus: did you say pickle snippers
TheMerricat: IDKFA! IDKFA!
Crad0k: like that, before reload would swap your weapon mod; not great to do in a pitched battle, but not openly detrimental;, now it does the flame, which is how you get armour and deal with certain enemies, so it's bad to waste
TehAmelie: woke up and found out after everything he did to stop the hell invasion the company went and mined hell for energy
iris_of_ether: Cori I left lurk for "Snickles"
Pazy160: To me, this DoomGuy feels more purposeful and efficient due to the very specific game mechanics. At its best I don't feel like a whirling dervish, I almost feel like an expert general applying resources to a battlefield with much haste.
GlennSeto: The only glory kill I dislike is on the Cacodemons ... they look so upset without their eye.
Invitare: as the most compulsive reloader in the world I would absolutely be rebinding that
CaptainSpam: I don't think Doomguy's said much at all.
Vonbane: isn't that Duke Nukem?
iris_of_ether:
GlennSeto: With any luck, he never will.
TheMerricat:
Crad0k: these are Hard
GlennSeto: Yeah, I reload with the middle mouse buttons since time immemorial and that's just unbound in Doom.
ButButTheJesus: on a crab note...
GapFiller: !crab
Marvoleath: why are you hitting yourself
Invitare: even demons are not safe from carcinization
TehAmelie:
if you have time to slay, you have time to play
GlennSeto: The way you expect a stab and it splits the entire head...
BrowneePointz: Correctimundo
accountmadeforants: "Keep going until you kill everybody" -Doom
BusTed:
GlennSeto: Viva Pinata got weird when Microsoft reassigned the franchise to another studio...
silenceaux: Nice!
Boiler_bot: Nice
dumbo3k: Nice!
satyropodobny:
ButButTheJesus: Nice
silenceaux: Normal is normal.
Invitare: you just used a key to unlock a door to a battle that unlocked another key
BrowneePointz: hard on this game is very hard
Marvoleath: traded one key for another key
Marvoleath: what is it, a horror game?
GlennSeto: Normal is very normal, I found.
ButButTheJesus: Normal kinda hard in this one
GlennSeto: It's a little "old school normal" if you will.
BusTed: cuuute
GlennSeto: awwwwwwwww
CaptainSpam: Dawwww.
GlennSeto: I want it!
ButButTheJesus: cuuute
Vonbane: Ka-Kevin
BrowneePointz: Turks and Cacosdemon
TehAmelie: why don't we get the big gun ;_;
jessicaengle: Howdy
trainpants: old orbs for new
ButButTheJesus: orb
jessicaengle: Quick hands
Vonbane: cool vape
silenceaux: Secret tool for later?
Invitare: lightsaber?
RatherLargeToad: techno burrito
Marvoleath: a remote?
jessicaengle: garage door opener
Wicker_Guide: space vibe?
ButButTheJesus: mouse from Alienware?
TheMerricat: So chat, were we told what was going on there and just missed it or do we only find out later? I've only ever watched this game streamed....
ButButTheJesus: @TheMerricat it might be in the codex but otherwise I don't think so?
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GlennSeto: Chat, what day does the bus start rolling?
Juliamon: !dbcountdown
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iris_of_ether:
jessicaengle:
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Crad0k: yeah, a lot of the information and story is in the codex, the game itself only ever gives you basic explanations
Shparky2197: Woot
Mollylele:
hey there @hey_there_Enfys
ButButTheJesus: it burns us
satyropodobny: @TheMerricat It's in the codex, I recommend watching some sort of lore dump video
jessicaengle: Wheeeee
dumbo3k: Nice Bonus fall!
GlennSeto: Ah, I might miss the launch then... VST got my back, tho. ^^
iris_of_ether: There was almost tea on my keyboard
ButButTheJesus: ye Olde Turok prepared me for this fps platforming
TheMerricat:
@satyropodobny I actually think I know the story behind that scene, I just couldn't remember if we get told it or if I ran across it in a lore dump.
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Critterbot:
Heh, we SMB now?
jessicaengle: Where's a Yoshi when you need one?
GlennSeto: I'm partial to the New SMB theme.
Vonbane: we go from not being able to jump in the OG Doom to this...
GlennSeto: "Bwah, bwah, bwaaah..."
iris_of_ether: The callback
TehAmelie: the killfield is angry
GlennSeto: Would the classic Doom engine even support jumping? Height was kind of a trick in that one, right?
ButButTheJesus: wooo
Marvoleath: first try
TehAmelie: only a trick with the map making. the game is 3D
TheAinMAP:
GlennSeto: ah, ok
ButButTheJesus: thumb in the lava again
Desruprot:
TheMerricat:
@GlennSeto That is correct, though since then folk have created modded engines that add jumping to the OG game.
GlennSeto: Rocket jumping included?
TheMerricat:
Rocket jumping didn't really become a thing till Quake came by. Rockets in Doom just gibbed you.
TehAmelie: in my attempts, i haven't found a lot of use for it. rockets do ridiculous damage to you and don't have that much recoil
head_cannon: The original game actually did have a "rocket jump" secret where you needed the horizontal force of the self-damage to knock you far enough across a ledge. Not really literally Jumping, though..
TehAmelie: one map in episode 3 i remember i never found the normal exit, just a secret one you need the horizontal rocket jump for. very painful
jessicaengle: It was no Jump Man that's for sure
GlennSeto: @head_cannon Was that to reach John Romero's head?
jessicaengle: That guy could really jump
head_cannon: @GlennSeto No, the secret level in Episode 3. The Romero Head is inaccessible without cheating & walking through walls.
KingKool2099: youufell on the nothing
GlennSeto: Ah, also the head is in Doom 2, I just remembered.
Wicker_Guide: revolver onaslaught?
TehAmelie: but yeah the idea old Doom couldn't do 3D is easy to test: if you run off a ledge you can pass over items without picking them up
KingKool2099: This is Talking Simulator. Does DOOMGUY do a lot of talking?
Wicker_Guide: he talks a little in this game
KingKool2099: I've played 2016, but not this yet
CaptainSpam: Sometimes, words are very unnecessary.
Wicker_Guide: the last game was very heavy on environmental humor
iris_of_ether: There's always room for game analysis!
LordZarano: Doomguy talks through their actions
GlennSeto: @tehamelie That's brilliantly simple, tbh.
iris_of_ether: @captainspam Doomguy already does enough harm on his own
Wicker_Guide: in general I'd say no
iris_of_ether: Fun fact: the color balance in my bio lens is slightly different than in my new artificial lens
Marvoleath: reflection in the helmet's screen?
Makrosian_Tay: I should go back and play this. It's pretty fun
KingKool2099: Yeah, the damage stuff is wild in this game
Makrosian_Tay: I know, hot take
GlennSeto: I was never one to hate on the walking sim genre ... but imagine Doomguy in Dear Esther. Insanely fast, punching ghosts and becoming increasingly agitated by the narration.
KingKool2099: Awesome
KingKool2099: Is this on UV?
TehAmelie: blood punch, 50 demons. sounds like a bar order
KingKool2099: Left Shift always did something. It makes capital letters.
GlennSeto: The meatballs are really dangerous if not taken care of.
TheAinMAP:
KingKool2099: Well done
GlennSeto: My biggest criticism of this game is honestly still Bethesda ruining their relationship with Mick Gordon.
spicyFerret_: Rip and tear until it is done
TehAmelie: to go and murder the other two Hellpriests
Earthenone: !time
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GapFiller: nice
KingKool2099: @GlennSeto Yeah, that was lame
Wicker_Guide: You may now [find] [slimy goobers] with [magic findy thing]
TehAmelie: a grenade of ice and fire, eh
Wicker_Guide: the song of doomguy's people
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GlennSeto: Is there some sort of prequel comic to this, to explain where Doomguy got this fortress?
Dog_of_Myth:
Wicker_Guide: titanfall
Boiler_bot: Titanfall, yeah
KeytarCat: Oh man, Titanfall 2 story mode on TS would be great
TheMerricat: @GlennSeto Doom Eternal is essentially Doom 2, it follows on the Doom 2016 story.
twistedsylvan: yeah you can't really ignore any mechanic in this game, they all play a role
GlennSeto: I know, but there is quite a story gap between the two.
TheMerricat: @GlennSeto "In lore it's HIS due to his Ranking among the Knight Sentinels In story more or less when he was warped back to hell at the end of DOOM 2016 he was ported back to the same place he had just retrieved the DEMON Crucible which was located in an Ancient Parts of the Knight Sentinel Kingdom which just so happen to contain his Fortress of DOOM. ((A little of the last part is just speculation but it's implied a bit by both developers and convenient story telling))"
Boiler_bot: WHY?!
dumbo3k: What?! Last of Us has multiplayer?! wtf
awildshen: you play as the factions in the world, i.e. fireflies
awildshen: it was apparently quite good
CaptainSpam: Dear Esther deathmatch.
KeytarCat: Last of Us had a long scale multiplayer. Building resources to destroy other teams
awildshen: it was a 3rd person shooter pvp
CataclysmicReverb: Closer to Andromeda probably
KeytarCat: eh, mid scale. on the scale of days?
TheMerricat:
GapFiller: !next
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CataclysmicReverb: From what I've heard they all retcon each other
dumbo3k: Here's the summary of Wolfenstein "Nazis are BAD"
GlennSeto: Wolfenstein: The New Order is genuinely an amazing game.
TheAinMAP:
Pazy160: The new Wolfenstien's went down a very different path to Doom. They have some standard FPS sections but I consider them story games before they are action games.
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KeytarCat: Wasn't Wofenstein Young Blood a mission based looter shooter?
KeytarCat: I remember it being weird
iris_of_ether: My Wolf loving friend hates Young Blood lol
CaptainSpam: Bit of a jump.
GapFiller: !bus
korvys: !dbcountdown
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CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
TheMerricat: PST
GapFiller: !venga
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GapFiller:
still recovering from that wisdom tooth eh Cam 
Pazy160: I found Youngblood surprisingly fun. They loosed up on the strict story sequences and had some solid missions to shoot through.
DoodlestheGreat: I can dig it, Cam. Alex and Kathleen are taking the year off, too.
LostThePirate: Jacob's sitting out this year as well
KeytarCat: Meninges!
twistedsylvan: thanks Cam
dumbo3k: I think that now, thank youj Cam
GapFiller: DoodlestheGreat ddint realise Alex was still doing shifts
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
GlennSeto: Cam, why ...
DoodlestheGreat: ten q 4 strem
silenceaux: Great
GapFiller: thought he had dropped back to guest status a few buses ago
Earthenone: they kind of rotate around to being there, being guests and being hosts
Earthenone: just depends on how people are feeling any given year
Strebenherz: !next
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