Let's NOPE! | Frank Stoney's Mystical Zamboni's

RaynMurfy: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Casting of Frank Stone) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (8m from now).
 baltimore_667083: !box
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is anyone else going to be amused when Ben returns to Outlaws after DB having forgotten literally everything?
KeytarCat: I'm not terribly familiar with the game, will that make adifference?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's more that he will vaguely remember the controls and Sabaac strats and get into a high stakes game
KeytarCat: gambler's comeuppance!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Precisely
  Juliamon: I'm more curious if they remember what's happening in *this* game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I am very excited for how big Gus will be
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: The Casting of Frank Stone) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (6s from now).
 Manae: !next
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Oh absolutely not except Adam is on no romo
loufghyslaufey: !badadvice
 baltimore_667083: !sir
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 baltimore_667083: @LRRbot same difference
KeytarCat: I imagine Adam asking why the lesbians aren't together at the end, but i don't know if that's because he's a troll
 Manae:      
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 Mr_Horrible: who up frankin they stone
 hieroglyphica: I dunno but I'm sure stoning my frank rn
squ3e: watching this instead of the fate of my country cause I cant take it
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 Mr_Horrible: @hieroglyphica probably deserved tbh
 Mathwyn: Stone casting Frank here living in his glass house
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cat, how did you open the firefox coding comman d window????
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 ShaneLeeAtk: I am just franked out of my stone
 Mr_Horrible: [Frank casts Stone VI. Critical hit!]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you Juliamon
 jessieimproved:  
squ3e: whoopsie my bad but that makes sense
 saucemaster5000: thank you juliamon
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig look, cat wants to inspect the css
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Honestly wouldn't surprise me if she was stealth taking coding classes
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 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig just learning how to make a bouncing red dot appear on web pages
squ3e: !advice
loufghyslaufey: But wait. How do you NOT parry fire?
 Mathwyn: @mr_horrible Learning to automate ordering kitty snacks
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 matthaus_c: frankmaxxing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible That's her second goal, she has renamed every single thing I had on my desktop to a string of characters
  Juliamon: cats would singlehandedly make <blink> the only permissible html
Orxolon: good evening y'all
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Oh god, you're totally right
loufghyslaufey: People cast fireballs as tangible objects, why not just parry them?
 Mathwyn: @loufghyslaufey the old saying: Parry with fire and you're gonna get burned
 baltimore_667083:   
ButButTheJesus: huddo
patrick_stonecrusher: Ooo
 baltimore_667083: Hi Ben! Hi Adam!
 BusTed: Hello.
squ3e: Ben! Adam!
 Mathwyn: Just in time halloween. Wait
SnyperWoIf: Big Spooks!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kay, stone cast then I guess
 baltimore_667083: i saw the trap, figured out how it worked, and walked straight into it
 Makrosian_Tay: Cast the first Frank!
 azureHaights: I suddenly want to see Frank Stoney's show up on the PUBG nicknames wiki page
 itira: WELL well well!
 BusTed: can't burn through all the material at once
 baltimore_667083: 
 saucemaster5000: BEN
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 baltimore_667083: BEN
 gibbousm: This IS intended for Mature Audiences
 SnackPak_: it's not?
squ3e: I mean yeah
ButButTheJesus: its not?
 matthaus_c: uh huh
squ3e: He sure is making a moovie
 tehfewl: Casting Spells
 matthaus_c: you know as well as we do bud
KeytarCat: DBD porno seems like something I'd have seen
 tehfewl: on his couch
 groulux: good choice Ben
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 itira: choosedee
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 Kramburger: Frank Stone Likes To Bone
 Robot_Bones: I saw this ad on Krog's list
 matthaus_c: it was a sierra horror game
  Juliamon: YOOOO
 SnackPak_: rad!
squ3e: HUH
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 BusTed: sick
NimrodXIV: oooo!
 Kramburger: OH BABY
 Mathwyn: Hell yeah
 Makrosian_Tay: THATS AWESOME
  Sarah_Serinde: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAAAAAAAATTT'
 gibbousm: I guess you know what you're playing next?
 matthaus_c: yo hell yea
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's sick
 kumatsu: yo I was just watching the highlights from the first game
 jessieimproved: nice
ButButTheJesus: noice!
loufghyslaufey: Adam says game is cool
 Kramburger: INFLUENCED
 shendaras: 
squ3e: Whats it like to be famous
 Fanklok: We can forgive Adam for not playing Party House since Wheeler played it on Sunday
 Blakemcm: raid deeze shadow legends
loufghyslaufey: "Copypastas!?"
 kumatsu: "Hello Mr. ReadyRun"
 Mr_Horrible: "Hello [Adam Salarydan] we know you love to gamble"
 shendaras: 
  QuixoticScrivener: And we miss you...
 BusTed: 
 Mr_Horrible: Aha, he's caught you in a clear falsehood
 matthaus_c: the posse still hangs out in your chat tho
SnyperWoIf: I would play "Fuck Party House"
 Kramburger: Did they ask you to hop on a call?
 Mr_Horrible: damn, can't believe Adam bought UFO 49 instead of UFO 50
loufghyslaufey: Never again  
 HadesLeprechaun: Benny Wheels got us covered already!
 Mathwyn: Adam doesn't get invited to house parties anymore
 saucemaster5000: oh ok --- when's the next baby game
Patorik: The fun of the baby games is being surprised by it
 itira: chat! be cool! dont bring up the thing!
 Mr_Horrible: you can still make that joke!
 matthaus_c: I'm gonna ask every week just to delay it
 Makrosian_Tay: Yeah, Adam, who knew Castlevania was good!
loufghyslaufey: What "thing?"
 betweenmyself: “When is the next janky remake of a mid 2000s horror title?” 
 Mr_Horrible: can't wait for Adam's truth nuke of "Actual I'd call it Okayslevania"
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 Fanklok: I've been waiting years for you to watch Berserk no nit the 2016 one i know you've seen that
 matthaus_c: castlevania is just so okay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible C-sylvania
Vonbane: the Statler and Waldorf of LRR 
 itira: grow old with us Adam 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Vonbane No that's Beej and Ian already
 varmintx0: If you're not doing this at 60, what are you doing?
Orxolon: we already did this joke,but;The game gramps
 saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c u r breaking my hear
SnyperWoIf: 60 is really not that old.  My dad is better at Destiny than the average 20yo
 Mathwyn: You'll be 60 in what, 3, 4 years guys?
 BusTed: holy shit
 Mr_Horrible: I ran out of campari so the ratios in my drink are all off 
 Makrosian_Tay: BAAAHAHAHAHAHA
ButButTheJesus: Adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 NotCainNorAbel: math
 shendaras: math is difficult.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SnackPak_: oh yeah
 itira: Adam
Ryenji: 
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 Kramburger: Oh HONEY
ButButTheJesus: the staring
NimrodXIV: oh honey
 WiJohn:   
squ3e: Ooooooooo boy
 Robot_Bones: yeah you get an operation
 mrjujubeans: oh no..
loufghyslaufey: But in the mean time, if there's some point of view I'd like to share with the group...
 Driosenth: Hello highlights
 LostThePirate: 
 tajessa: Oh Adam honey
 BusTed: 
 Robot_Bones: basically dead
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying
 itira: gran pappy
ButButTheJesus: CLIP IT
 Mr_Horrible: it's too late and you know it
 niccus: i'm sorry you had to find out this way
 hieroglyphica: I love how everyone here just waited...
 Fanklok: Hello high light reel
 betweenmyself: math…  what am and how do? 
 matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 I wanted to love it so bad buddy
 Stripe_dog: Oh yeah math
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Robot_Bones: this is how you know his mind is going
 goombalax: Adam-ant
 saucemaster5000: Adam thinks linguistics is a pasta
SnyperWoIf: I had my linguisticales removed, thank you
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's Hill Defense For Hire business
 Kramburger: Terrence Howard?
FoxBehindTheTree: 1 + 1 =  window
 NotCainNorAbel: I didn't clip this  https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TangibleBrightHerdNotATK-bb_FznyAlwwgbGjU
 raulghoulia: not Terrance Howard
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loufghyslaufey: It's that, "Deadpool & Wolverine" is basically Kingdom Hearts, or of some resemblance to it...
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I thought Adam was gaslighting ben...
 Mr_Horrible: Woki Woki Fight Club
 LostThePirate: And W+P tomorrow
  Juliamon: Oki Oki Sudden Death
 Blip2004: is W&P still happening?
 BusTed: got our next stream title ready
Pazy160: Are both of you active at Desert Bus or taking some time off?
 itira: LOL
 CataclysmicReverb: C-Viper
 CataclysmicReverb: ?!?
 Mr_Horrible: the concern on his face
 itira: wait wut
 matthaus_c: Nelson is the only sane person
ButButTheJesus: ?
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 hieroglyphica: I mean it depends how bad it is
 tehfewl: no, but not weird
 Mr_Horrible: it's at least not uncommon
 SnackPak_: seems normal to me
 mrjujubeans: the deep concern XD
Patorik: Maybe if the shirt is long
 Kramburger: I don't even take my pants off to poop!
 raulghoulia: Did it today
 hieroglyphica: If it's a really bad poop it's like an instinct
 Fanklok: OHHHH Oki Oki, i thought Adam was finishing Doki Doki
 gibbousm: for real difficult poops, yes
 NotCainNorAbel: twitch chat is not normal
 CataclysmicReverb: When it gets really intense yeah
 matthaus_c: Nelson is based
 korvys: Only if it's real bad
Zaraka00: when you really gotta hunker down
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Absolutely not
squ3e: If its real bad
FoxBehindTheTree: If you get so hot you have to take your shirt off you have a vagal nerve problem
 Robot_Bones: like on 5% of poops
ButButTheJesus: i am confuse
Orxolon: if in my house i'd rather
patrick_stonecrusher: George Castansa hours
 betweenmyself: After two years of game night with the gang being on Tuesdays, it has finally reverted back to Mondays allowing me to regularly watch Let’s Nope live 
 Mr_Horrible: unrestricted movement
 saucemaster5000: how else can you rub your nipples
 jessieimproved: I mean pants gotta go but shirt?
squ3e: Gotta lock in and dress down
 Blakemcm: how do you keep your tuxedo tails from getting doodie on them if you dont?!?!?
 arkham1981: it can be refreshing
 chaotic_good_ferret: Hellloooooooooooooo
 tehfewl: in my own home, everything off
 hieroglyphica: Oh yeah I get really hot and sweaty, but that's cause of my brain condition and dysautonomia
 itira: trying to hype yourself up?
SnyperWoIf: I just like being naked, okay
 SnackPak_: shirtless poop in the summer is the best
 Robot_Bones: need room to flex those muscles
 raulghoulia: pooping makes my temperature increase
 Mathwyn: I am also confused
 UnkeptFlea: gotta be more aerodynamic
FoxBehindTheTree: yalls vagal nerves are angry with so many of yall xD
 tehfewl: door open every now and then
Orxolon: more exposed than in the bathroom?
 Mr_Horrible: conquer that part of your brain, Benjamin
 hieroglyphica: And I don't want any like, resistance. No distractions you know? Like, it's an over stimulation thing
 Mr_Horrible: you can use simple tools, you don't need to fear
 Kramburger: Apparetly Tan from Queer eye showers after every poop
 Makrosian_Tay: I don't ever like sleeping naked
 groulux: Cus the socks woul keep the predators at bay?
 itira: welp Adams normal
 tajessa: The mention of socks has made me consider the concept of pooping naked EXCEPT socks which I think is the most unhinged option
 protojman: that 4 am going downstairs to the kitchen while nakey feeling
 Kramburger: Adam I don't do that and I have children
Orxolon: only boxer all year in my house
 Mr_Horrible: I don't want to cast aspersions but *that* is weird
Vonbane: the ol' shittin shirt  
aerohydra: i live alone, ive stopped closing the door
 Fanklok: Just hang dong in your own home. If you don't the fascists win
 nicolebarbaraann: Oh hey it's da boys - and I think I chimed in at a weird time lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I live alone and my cats have figured out how to open the bathroom door
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 matthaus_c: I close the door when I'm alone
 Mathwyn: I'd feel more naked wearing only socks
 itira: gotta close the door
 ShaneLeeAtk: I always close and lock
 niccus: that guy last night didn't have time to close the door
 Mr_Horrible: @tajessa this is, like, the true lazy option, I feel like. Too much effort to bend down
  Juliamon: hi Nicole, you're about to learn something new about Ben
 matthaus_c: I want to hide from God
 hieroglyphica: Yeah, I don't close the door unless there's guests. My dog would get mad at me
 betweenmyself: socks only *heightens* the degree of nakedness; it has been scientifically proven by smart people
Orxolon: just closing
 Robot_Bones: I think socks would only highlight the rest of my nudity
 Finalsora811: The only reason I close the door is to not let the smell out.
 nicolebarbaraann: Um hi ben what am I learning about you???
squ3e: Door open, I do not hide in my domain
 NotCainNorAbel: I didn't close the door a few times when I was wfh, it was strange
 BusTed: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 nicolebarbaraann: Hey no
 nicolebarbaraann: Wait
 saucemaster5000: wat
ThatChesterGuy: Just chatting? How spooky!
 itira: so icky 
KeytarCat: I struggle with transitions, so I have to close the door
 Mr_Horrible: dark secrets unearthed live on stream
 Mathwyn: Lock the door you perverts, its the easiest way to tell its occupied
 mrjujubeans: stop scratching at the door!
 tehfewl: i miss the cat claw under the door " you poopin in there?"
 Mr_Horrible: you can watch a stream in bed, Benjamin
 hieroglyphica: I close the door if it's a real bad one. No one should witness that, not god nor man
 nicolebarbaraann: Am I laying on your feet while your pooping????
 Mr_Horrible: it's called a "phone"
 itira: LOL
 Kramburger: BUSTED
Pazy160: Minimal clothing is more naked than naked. A Wrestler wearing a small vest & trunks look more naked than a Wrestler in Trunks.
 Fanklok: Does Gus sit in your pants when you're poopin?
 SnackPak_: blat blat
ButButTheJesus: if was doing that while Ben was pooping I'd get sick too
 CataclysmicReverb: At least there's no cat.  You close the door to poop when you own a cat and they'll force their way under the door to watch you
 matthaus_c: if the door is unlocked God can come in at any time
BrindleBoar: it takes a lot less energy to watch a screen
  Juliamon: Is Gus a sink sleeper?
 itira: woOOoooo
 Mr_Horrible: is this... gaslighting? 
patrick_stonecrusher: Anyone sees me walkin around naked, that's -their- problem.  Why you lookin in my windows, huh?!?
Orxolon: @Mr_Horrible kinda XD
 nicolebarbaraann: Gus can't jump in the sink yet lol he too little
SnyperWoIf: Graphic mental health
rin_the_kat: Hey Ben! My friend got you to sign my Kardur card with “deez nuts”. Thank you! Also yes it’s true, we do watch you and adam on the big TV ❤️
 Mr_Horrible: the only thing that upsets me in these streams is Adam's opinions 
 Robot_Bones: lets chatting stream over after only 18 minutes
ButButTheJesus: @nicolebarbaraann aww he jus a lil guy
 hieroglyphica: In my state (WA) you're legally allowed to be naked in public! They shouldn't just not look in my windows if they don't want nakedness, they shouldn't look in my backyard either!
 tajessa: I got the "mature content" warning for this stream and then 5 minute poop discussion 👌
 itira: boo doo do boop boop the stuff!
 nicolebarbaraann: But I thi k he's gonna love the sink fo sho he seems like that kinda guy
 matthaus_c: I think my finger was cut and now I have honey mustard powder in my bloodstream
 Robot_Bones: bongled
 protojman: nails are looking great, Ben!
 saucemaster5000: @Juliamon I had a manx that was a cat sleeper. Ever get surprised by a tailless gremlin in the middle of the night by turning on a fuacet by accident?
 Mr_Horrible: @hieroglyphica I'm learning so much about where I live
 hieroglyphica: Oh yeah, def
 BusTed: damn
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 saucemaster5000: er, sink sleeper
rin_the_kat: ya’ll on our tv now
FoxBehindTheTree: you are on a 55in tv right now!
 nicolebarbaraann: Girl no
hackingducks: overhead projector
 bethy_kins24: yep
 Mr_Horrible: that's not what that is?
 protojman: y’all on our tv right now
 tidehollowcat: You are on my TV *right now*
Patorik: You're often on my tv. Not right now though
 protojman: 65. inches.
 itira: and a landline
slamaham: big tv material boys.
 hurricanealpaca: your on my 65" TV rn 
 ShaneLeeAtk: I miss my laminator
 Mr_Horrible: ohhhh
SnyperWoIf: laminate paper towels
ButButTheJesus: yep you're on my TV. cause everything's on my TV.
 Mr_Horrible: that's a long walk
 TalesFromTheManaCrypt: you’re on our TV right now
 betweenmyself: got you guys up on my tv now.  You’re so…  lifesize 
 nicolebarbaraann: That didn't land girlie
 Jennie_Fuchsia: you’re on an unreasonably large tv over here
 Kramburger: No, my SIL is a libarian and she has a laminator
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, on my tv
squ3e: getting my steps in on that reference
 hieroglyphica: @mr_horrible Yeah that law is why the naked bike ride during the solstice parade in Seattle is legal and also something my family took me to as a child until I was like 13
 itira: my grandmother did
Pazy160: We need some big TV people to balance out the phone watchers.
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 Fanklok: Ia Adam going senile?
 SnackPak_: grimlin family
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 matthaus_c: murder couch
 mrjujubeans: laminate yo kids
 Jennie_Fuchsia: I have you on the big tv with the chat on my phone and as a result I never get channel points
 neisan2112: Dining table is for company
 Mr_Horrible: @hieroglyphica huh, I never thought about it but I guess my brain just figured "it probably falls under the 'It's a bit' defense"
 matthaus_c: Beej raw dogs everythin
 NotCainNorAbel: OH, my friend had that and you were not allowed to sit on the plastic couch
Astramentha: beej
 far2muchsarcasm: Ian
 Kramburger: Serge automates his couch cleaning
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 itira: hahahaaaa Adam
 niccus: wait i never thought about this
 Robot_Bones: beej does it naked in the woods
 niccus: is man's romance clothed or not
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The immediate emphatic agreement got me
 Blip2004: beej goes into the woods for A Man's Romance
 Fanklok: Name one thing Beej wouldn't raw dog
 Mr_Horrible: it ties the room together 
 saucemaster5000: beej has a special shittin hat
 itira: its for special visitors
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @niccus Absolutely naked
 hieroglyphica: Other states step about being 'top free', Washington days "get off my lawn and stop looking at my bits"
 NotCainNorAbel: It was a whole room they were not allowed to use; his Mom was...a thing
 nicolebarbaraann: Plastic couch is always wrong
 Mr_Horrible: that's the fuckin' couch
duallain: hi gamers
SnyperWoIf: Plastic couch is only for lovin'
 matthaus_c: gotta wonder how a plastic couch feels naked
Patorik: I knew a family who had the fancy couch for guests only
 Jennie_Fuchsia: we’re talking about my mother in law now?
 Mazrae: Maybe just for grandparents to sit on?
 betweenmyself: just cover your couch with those metal spikes people put on their eaves to prevent birds from perching
 hieroglyphica: Aw naw my fam was hoarders, we were the opposite end of weird
 Nigouki: for murder cleanup
 nicolebarbaraann: Spilling spaghetti
 UnkeptFlea: so card sleeves are normal but couch sleeves are weird?
 DeM0nFiRe: Gotta keep the flavor sealed in
 Mr_Horrible: luggage is common
duallain: one couch to play with. one to stay in box for resale
 mrjujubeans: my grandparents had an ENTIRE room of plastic wrapped no-touch furniture
 hieroglyphica: Maybe a bed bug block?
slamaham: rent-a-center used to be a thing
 itira: waste of plastic
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, TSA also leaves a note
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself Those were developed to preserve historic buildings and statues and stupid people have overused them. So now a lot of birds are figuring it out
 Larkonus: "But TSA, the resale value of my luggage will plummet!"
 TalesFromTheManaCrypt: plastic wrapped couches are like the domestic version of those anti homeless benches in some cities
 matthaus_c: same reason you sleeve your Magic cards
 Mr_Horrible: my luggage gets inspected literally every time I fly, always has the little card in there
 raulghoulia: simple and clean
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c ironically this also gets my luggage searched regularaly
 Going_Medium: Easy cleanup after messy sex?
Vonbane: down the rabbit hole...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No, medieval times they didn't use slip covers
 Robot_Bones: gotta cover the bed before beheading your ex wife
 matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible the TSA just wants to judge your deck choices
 Mr_Horrible: @Going_Medium I feel like towels or blankets are the better way to go with this
 saucemaster5000: BEHOLD I AM THE STAIN
 Going_Medium: Changes the way you think of grandma
twistedsylvan: The StainTM
Astramentha: AI, gotta be
 tajessa: Non shiny plastic, huh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The STAIN
 korvys: Sounds like an AI written site
BrindleBoar: The Bearenstain bears
 CataclysmicReverb: The Stain.  New horror game coming out 2025
 betweenmyself: @thefluffiestguineapig I hang up strings of clear xmas bulbs (not plugged in) under the eaves; keeps the birds away just fine in my experience
 itira: this sounds like AI
 Robot_Bones: The Stain is the next Alan Wake evil
 nicolebarbaraann: The stain TM
SnyperWoIf: Is The Stain Marvel or DC?
 matthaus_c: The Stain is my wrestling name
 Jennie_Fuchsia: I’d get it if you were gonna temporarily have kids/pets in your home, but all the time???
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c "Azusa player? You've been selected for extra screening." "But I'm white." "CURSES! Foiled again."
 niccus: oh it's actually Staind
 BusTed: furniture's shine
 Makrosian_Tay: Behold, I am stain, devourer of couches
twistedsylvan: The Stain feels like a Beej character for Presentation Karaoke
  Juliamon: Gemini accidentally creates a new horror franchise
Orxolon: yeah,but at what cost?
 Mathwyn: The My Hero Academia villain?
 Larkonus: Not The Stain! Save us, Detergent Man!
 tajessa: Guillemo del Toro's The Stain
 SquareDotCube: Is the stain single?
 goombalax: I think its like when fuzzy material gets all matted it gets shiny spots
 salamisuperstar: I love my couch to be super shiny
 HadesLeprechaun: it's like The Clog from Remedy's game Control
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself Precisely, it's that easy, why deface your damn house
 sgowell: it was good seeing you in Vegas Ben. I just sent you a picture of you on our projector wall on Twitter.
 Jennie_Fuchsia: is the couch baptized?
 Fanklok: The Stain is something an Astartes had to worry about
 itira: Adam i stg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the stain baptized?
KeytarCat: Like 27 results down
 shendaras: don't let him get you
 nicolebarbaraann: Adam shshshshh
 BusTed: homsar
 Robot_Bones: Because its listening
 tajessa: Adam
 matthaus_c: glasses up and down whoooooooa
 Mr_Horrible: mods put him in the oubliette
SnyperWoIf: where you raised by a cup of coffee!?!
duallain: Adam, are you a robot?
 raulghoulia: is Pete Holmes on the stream?
DEATHlikescats: Homsar?
fatherllymic: Hey folks! Arrived late, then remembered that I still had time before the game would start. Perfect timing!
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 Mr_Horrible: well we know the disemboweled guy is dead
 Robot_Bones: man was Bisected
 Mr_Horrible: but Portal Girl might be back
  Juliamon: fatherllymic You missed a really good preshow though
 raulghoulia: Skibidi Ohio Rizz
 salamisuperstar: You're starting the game? Oh no, I missed all the banter
 HadesLeprechaun: Trisected, actually
 Kentosaurus: one dismembered and one sucked into a portal
 itira: yippie!
 Fanklok: Two pieces is a million now?
 Robot_Bones: best part is Adam didn't even have to do anything
 tajessa: It's been a while
 Mr_Horrible: trying to salvage this negroni after I had only like 25% of the campari I needed 
 itira: what is going on 
 Kentosaurus: is he trying to get punched again
Orxolon: hahahahaha
squ3e: Did he totally change VA/
 Mr_Horrible: he got hit on the head so hard he developed an accent
n3ther: he just sounds like that
 Mr_Horrible: it's Scott Adsit's character's bit from 30 Rock
Orxolon: pops
twistedsylvan: two lines and he has reignited my incandescent hate for this character, jeez
duallain: hey I’m walking heereee
 Mr_Horrible: "The people at this bar don't know me, so my name is Dallas"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: that's new york, not Italian 
 raulghoulia: Is that THE Sam Groans?
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Mr_Horrible: say it again, streamer
 salamisuperstar: Daaamn
 itira: oooooo
 BusTed: damn
 BusTed: gottem
 Mr_Horrible: okay that was 10%
 matthaus_c: BURN
 tajessa: Oooooo
 Makrosian_Tay: DANG
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Mr_Horrible: gotta hand it to him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: saaavage
 Makrosian_Tay: A ban would be MERCIFUL at this point
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
  RayFK: Negronis suck send tweet
 Mr_Horrible: I've subbed to your ass for like 5 years Adam and you never thought of that?
duallain: Ben at 1000% today, lol
 salamisuperstar: Oh no, they've opened Pandora's Box of insults
 saucemaster5000: does adam think guns run on friction generated electricity
 matthaus_c: last week was great but I missed this
 NotCainNorAbel: I like negronis but my SO makes them less sweet
 raulghoulia: "Dad why did you take me to a gay steelmill?"
 Jennie_Fuchsia: woah woah I’m the horrible beverage person- I’m drinking Moxie ffs
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 that's what the hand crank is for
 salamisuperstar: Sam is doing some real old man voice
Lysander_salamander: oh, he's become unstuck in time
BrindleBoar: dollarydoos!
 Mr_Horrible: "Look that rec room isn't gonna renovate itself, Sam"
 itira: go on!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Adam going to develop no relationships with anyone?
 salamisuperstar: Definitely believe the guy who comes running in and spouting nonsense
 matthaus_c: Michel Foucault over here
 itira: LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I forgot how much I hate Stan
 Mr_Horrible: bro sounding like Adam Driver in Megalopolis
 spethycakes: @matthaus_c we love a little discipline & punish
 Fanklok: Wait why the fuck did they release the movie if some one literally died filming it
 Mr_Horrible: back to the cluuuuUUUUuuuUUUb
 Mr_Horrible: can we kill him?
squ3e: Ok he definitely changed actors
BrindleBoar: fawk
Lysander_salamander: split the party again!
 raulghoulia: is that accredited?
 Jadaris: @mr_horrible makes sense, Adam and Ben are a coppola goofballs
 Mr_Horrible: @Jadaris ooh, very good
 Fanklok: And he's off to die off screen
 matthaus_c: @Jadaris BARS
 tajessa: @jadaris NICE
 matthaus_c: the Brinson Scream
loufghyslaufey: It takes two player turns?
 Mr_Horrible: a u g h
Lysander_salamander: oh myyy
 BusTed: "oshi-"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey No, it's based on which character was claimed by which player
 itira: 
Vonbane: "what the?"
 couchboyj: Move aside Wilhelm, Savidan's in town
 Mr_Horrible: WAITWAITWAIT
 saucemaster5000: "Finally"
 PhlibbertyGib: "buh"
 WiJohn: "patreon...dot...com..."
 betweenmyself: pull a River City Ransom and let out a loud “BARF!”
 tajessa: "hold my beer"
Lysander_salamander: eugh?
 Rhynerd: dudedudedu-
 Mr_Horrible: the Savidan Shout
 Mr_Horrible: known for generations
 Robot_Bones: Stan in the place where you live
 matthaus_c: is it Stanley or Stanford
 Makrosian_Tay: Fanstord
 Mr_Horrible: okay, so I've dodged ONE bullet tonight
 saucemaster5000: dodged that bullet
 Nigouki: Stanislav
Vonbane: Stan's the man
 gibbousm: The author of the journals
 couchboyj: We do NOT stan a Stan
 HadesLeprechaun: Eminem did irreperable damage
 tajessa: Oh I do not like Staniel, well done
 betweenmyself: naStaniel
hermonthis: Grunkle Stan
 niccus: and you're down a few peoples
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible yeah buty I bet your name is fucking clint or some shit
 Mr_Horrible: fully painted primaris marine in 5... 4... 3... 2...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Stantthew
loufghyslaufey: Thanks, Adam. I don't like Stan Pines either.
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 no, that'd imply a strong jaw. I keep this beard for a reason
Vonbane: pig bong
 Mr_Horrible: you're both wrong
 matthaus_c: goombas are fun shaped
 Mr_Horrible: Chargin' Chuck sucks dick and not in the fun way
 Mr_Horrible: bottom tier
 salamisuperstar: Why does this person lock their doors and not just let me rummage through their stuff?
 Mazrae: Sometimes they spit fire
 sephsays: the sun is the worst enemy
  Juliamon: Nippers totally walk around
 goombalax: got shit to say about goomas?
 saucemaster5000: what about goonba
 tajessa: How is "able to deliver mail" the standard which you're measuring against?
 Mazrae: What about para goombas
 matthaus_c: parnets
 mrjujubeans: what about the stationary bullet cannons?
 Mr_Horrible: MINORSPELLINGMISTAKE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also how can it deliver mail with no hands?
 matthaus_c: goonba cave
 RatherLargeToad: Gotta give goombas a hand…because they don’t have any
loufghyslaufey: Ben? Ben! Ya lost me.
 matthaus_c: have you also seen the lips on those plants
 Mathwyn: It's all about mail privilege
Vonbane: aren't goombas mushrooms, which are plants?
 salamisuperstar: What if you could just wait here until Stan dies?
 Fanklok: The plants teleport
 Mr_Horrible: this is a misinterpretation tho. A "goonba" is just a goomba with an old-timey mobster hat that says "You wants I should get rid of em, boss?"
loufghyslaufey: Goombas didn't choose to not have legs, Ben.
 tajessa: @mathwyn OH SNAP
 matthaus_c: mushrooms are like embarrassed meat
 WiJohn: Aren't mushroom fungus not plants?
 ladyjessica: mushrooms are not plants.
 saucemaster5000: Mario is a mushroom that ate an anchovy
Vonbane: they are fungi
dm818: If you think about it a piranha plant in a warp pipe is a lot like being in a jar.
 Mr_Horrible: they lack a torso
 mrjujubeans: they look like different types of
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No
 Mr_Horrible: it's a different... phylum?
 HadesLeprechaun: we have a whole movie about it, human Bowser devolved humans into goombas
  Juliamon: Fungus is its own phyla
 tajessa: Fungus are their own thing
Astramentha: no
 LithelyUnshod: fungi are closer to animals
twistedsylvan: musrooms = fungi, and you should be afraid of them
 LostThePirate: Fungus is a different kingdom than plants
 tidehollowcat: Fungus are, uh, weird
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They're in their own Kingdom
 goombalax: Goombas are chestnuts
 Mazrae: Fungi are closer to animals than to plants I think
 SquareDotCube: The "mushroom" part is the fungus' sex organs.
 tidehollowcat: coral reefs are animals
Orxolon: a colony of gerns,right?
fatherllymic: Fungus are like aliens compared to everything else
 ladyjessica: fungi are their own tree of life, but are closer to animals than plants.
 NotCainNorAbel: come for the spooks, stay for the lore
 lamina5432: a mushroom is closer to s than other plants
twistedsylvan: fungi are their own thing, and they are WEIRD
 Mr_Horrible: piranha plants are never in warp pipes tho? iirc?
 ohjanji: goombas are mafia bodyguards
 lamina5432: us*
 tajessa: Fungi are somewhat terrifying
TomatoKigu: Fauna, Flora, Fungi.  The three kingdoms.
Vonbane: a Goomba Roomba?
 Robot_Bones: can you teach a goomba to ride a ball?
 salamisuperstar: Trains only go back and forth?
dm818: synergy
 EMNetwork: like hell he can't
 korvys: Anyway, Hammer Bros worst enemy
 matthaus_c: Adam is an academic
 Mr_Horrible: this is why we all tune in
 Mazrae: Go find a Wario piece
 Fanklok: Goofball is playable in the new Mario Party
 Fanklok: Goomba
 kdefinition: I'd vote for you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Goombas can't jump either
 Fanklok: Fuckin auto correct
 matthaus_c: the box, you opened the box
 Mr_Horrible: "Old imperial serials. I think all of these are banned."
 RealGamerCow: What's in the box?!?!?!
 betweenmyself: Soon the armies of Fungi shall rise  and they will attack us when we least expect 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Goomba 2.1 will update with "turning" tech.
 sephsays: What does Princess Peach do with all of our tax coins, other than put them in floating bricks?
 Makrosian_Tay: I got that reference!!
dm818: no
 niccus: it's complicated
 kumatsu: it def LOOKS like dogshit
 ghizmou: dont watch the reboot reboot though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @sephsays Bake cakes?
 goombalax: if you can ignore the cg
 ladyjessica: you can watch remastered episodes
 ChrisTheLemming: Reboot absolutely holds up!
 couchboyj: Man, the Canadian Post spunds awesome.  My rax dollars are going to stinky humsns to deliver my mail!
 saucemaster5000: short circuit does not hold up
 Mr_Horrible: "da fuuuuuture"
 Kentosaurus: at the time it was cutting edge
Lysander_salamander: oh no, did stan go in the the tv and we just trapped him in?
 ladyjessica: they found the old masters and made 4k versions
 LostThePirate: I loved Reboot as a kid, heh
 Manae: They are remastering it at least
 Manae: sorta
 ladyjessica: and the first episode is on YouTube.
 Nigouki: we were so forgiving of old CGI
silenceaux: Some things really do not age well
 magical_writer: Bob?  you mean Reboot?
duallain: any zoids enjoyers in chat?
 ChrisTheLemming: They just had a documentary come out, they pioneered that shit, so it looks a little rough lol
 Mr_Horrible: you can't say wars? Do you just call it the eighteen-twelvesies?
BrindleBoar: they were doing the best they can
 Mathwyn: Bobtimus Prime
BrindleBoar: *could
BrindleBoar: words, tenses, whatever
 RealGamerCow: some things didn't age well, like everything related to the N64.
Vonbane: if so, did you take your shirt off?
 Mr_Horrible: a DEATH loop?
 raulghoulia: Stan's taking off his shirt
 matthaus_c: Canada takes the Wars out of Beast Wars but when it comes to the actual thing they use the Geneva Convention like a checklist
 shendaras: Is Stan's shirt somewhere?
Veste: i was promised a mystical zamboni?
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Got to find the minifig to escape.
 BorealMage: Stan loves pooping on company time
 WiJohn: AI
 itira: looks like an AI hand
fatherllymic: Show hand
Lysander_salamander: dang
 Mr_Horrible: she's only got 4 fingers, confirmed Video Game Character
Vonbane: wow Adam's got WEIRD hand
 Nigouki: booth cam, full res
 baltimore_667083: "boss makes a dollar; stan makes a dime. that's why he shits on company time."
 matthaus_c: yaoi hands
 betweenmyself: ring on middle finger or just four fingers
 itira: oh myyy
 Mathwyn: Now Adam has AI hands
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 EMNetwork: grippies
 WiJohn: Mask-lookin' hands
 Mr_Horrible: dude nosferatu's hands are sexy
 salamisuperstar: Adam gonna be on Wikihands
 gibbousm: does Adam have the yaoi hands?
Vonbane: big fingies
 Mr_Horrible: long digits? 
 Makrosian_Tay: THE RETURN
 BusTed: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
Lysander_salamander: meat shovels
 shendaras: 
 itira: Ben is on some shit
fatherllymic: Can Adam palm a basketball?
 kumatsu: Ben bout to hit with the Yaranaika mixup
 Mr_Horrible: palm a young man's entire face with those hands
 matthaus_c: fleshy snowplows
 Fanklok: Is ok Adam i do too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam this is why you don't kill Ben's characters
 itira: its ok, its very entertaining
 YawnLance: Don't worry Ben we support you being unhinged
 saucemaster5000: cocaine is not cold medication
 WiJohn: Oh god, the occult
 Makrosian_Tay: Yo that art is AMAZING
silenceaux: You're right, we DO need some occult
Lysander_salamander: this is some weird dialogue
 MacbethSeemsSus: Third time this week.
 BorealMage: Gosh nabbit
 ohjanji: aw shucks, it's satan
 itira: wait look at the hands
 Tweygoh: Ben is a real Gunky Runner
 salamisuperstar: The big alter is also a bit of a giveaway
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also she has lit candles on top of books
 Aceviru: those are clearly scented candles
 sephsays: the art plus the weird rug
 gibbousm: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BadSleepyBatteryPanicBasket-JtSrWIPBbPdlk6Dk
Lysander_salamander: pants?
 thatguysteve2709: 13 ghosts
Vonbane: game room
 Mathwyn: Adam wakes up in January 2020
twistedsylvan: what the fuck?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Everytime a character dies they lose a writer degrading it over time.
 kumatsu: Adam wakes up in the hospital, the yaoi hands transplant was successful
Lysander_salamander: she really likes pants
 gibbousm: welp, time to get crushed by the machine
ButButTheJesus: 385 of chat are surrounding you in hospital
 BorealMage: Imagine Twitch only existing while comatose
hackingducks: ah, yes, they have the event horizon drive in their basement.
 gibbousm: I love 13th Ghost
 Mathwyn: Oh hey a Soul Engine
 Marvoleath: It's clearly a stranger, not stan
 saucemaster5000: and tony shaloub 
Orxolon: Shannon Elizabeth
Lysander_salamander: Maybe I should watch thirteen ghosts
 kumatsu: I should watch 13 ghosts again
 mrjujubeans: oops, she’s fried
 Makrosian_Tay: In Adam's house you have to solve one of these every time you want to go to the bathroom
BrindleBoar: the only thing I remember about that movie is that Tony Shaloub was there.
 Darleysam: Puzzle!
 itsr67: howdy
fatherllymic: Madison just called Adam out!
 matthaus_c: the Sam Green
 Blip2004: ah yes, the completely reasonable instinct to open a spinning prison
 Fanklok: These casting videos are getting way too artsy, when's this frank guy going to take off his pants.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Ben don't tell Adam that
 matthaus_c: PULL THE LEVER, KRONK
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He may just fuck it up
 RatherLargeToad: Big levers are cool!
  Juliamon: just leave a big death gap in the floor
fatherllymic: She said, 'this is what rich a*holes have in their houses'
duallain: call osha on this cult
 thatguysteve2709: Adam it's called fung shui
Lysander_salamander: I'd love a big mad scientist lever
 WiJohn: I ain't spending a billion dollars on a big weird machine not to put a big lever on
Astramentha: because it’s FUN ADAM
 Mathwyn: Gonna make it next lever
satyropodobny: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THIS LEVER
 salamisuperstar: When else are you going to have the chance to have a big lever?
 kumatsu: Big Lever Mouthfeel
 sephsays: it’s an aesthetic
 BorealMage: If you're building a machine, *absolutely* put a big lever
ButButTheJesus: depends on what you're pulling, you might need the leverage
 Tangsm: It's like giant lever or knife switch. Those are your mad science options.
 mrjujubeans: it gives you all the leverage though
 NotCainNorAbel:   
lochnessseammonster: evening spoopy friends 
 groulux: The Lever just comes with the villain secret lair kit
 mrjujubeans: is this Dj hero?
 Mr_Horrible: got back from making another drink but no, the big bathroom lever vacuums your shirt off
 itira: gaming
 thatguysteve2709: She didn't see it
 Mathwyn: Now watch as this is timed and Adam kills her 
 Mr_Horrible: also, still had the correct stuff for an aviation 
fatherllymic: Oh no, someone has to tell her Jaime died like 40 years ago
 Mr_Horrible: "I could kill Ben through laziness"
 BusTed: Mouthwashing
  Juliamon: Mouthwashing
 Mr_Horrible: Mouthwashing is great
 Aceviru: Oh that one is really good
 itsr67: mouthwashing is goated
 tidehollowcat: Mouthwashing is so good
 SnackPak_: I'm listening
 Mr_Horrible: I *don't* know if it's good LN fare
 kumatsu: it's very much Nope content
  Juliamon: Alex streamed some of it
 Makrosian_Tay: This puzzle is dumb
 Mathwyn: Oh yeah Alex gave that a go its cool
 Rhynerd: oh, Alex played a bit of Mouthwashing!
 BusTed: So you can ask why nobody told you about it later
satyropodobny: Moutwashing is soooo good albeit short
 Mr_Horrible: it's peak tho
 Kentosaurus: Is that a game, or just people suggesting you improve your oral health?
 HadesLeprechaun: Alex streamed like 2/3rds of it, super great
 LostThePirate: Alex played it here on LRR
squ3e: If its so good, why isnt there mouthwashing two?
 tehfewl: seen a bunch of crazy fanart
 Mr_Horrible: it's probably a 1 stream game, yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also it is IMMENSELY trigger warning
BrindleBoar: it's the "some dumbfuck let all the ghosts out" alarm, Madi
KeytarCat: Why does it also have a keypad?
 matthaus_c: there have been so many good games the last couple months
 Mr_Horrible: give Space Shelley Duval a nuke
  Juliamon: Yeah, while you guys were in Vegas
lochnessseammonster:  
satyropodobny: All my homies hate Jimmy
 BusTed: It would take more than one, pretty sure
  Juliamon: he did "Good W+P"
BrindleBoar: The Horologium!
 Mr_Horrible: @BusTed actually you're right, it's probably a 2 LN game
 Rhynerd: yeah, Alex played it on a bonus stream with Buckshot Roulette and Funeralopolis
 Mr_Horrible: runs 3-ish hours
 ohjanji: welllll hi there
 BusTed: she's about to karate chop
Lysander_salamander: that face
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
BrindleBoar: Back to the Future!
 mrjujubeans: Guess they’re here to reshoot the film
 MacbethSeemsSus: "Okay first thing you should know, Reagan's dead"
lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: @MacbethSeemsSus FUCK YEAH
Lysander_salamander: meanwhile in the past
Lysander_salamander: pants
 jessieimproved: back when people threw their shoes on power lines
 Mathwyn: Concurrently in the past
 Mr_Horrible: Robert: Pants
 Marvoleath: a lot of Pants in this game
Lysander_salamander: why does everyone say pants?
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duallain: shoes over the power lines always a good sign
 Mr_Horrible: but I'm already subscribed to you with my real american dollars
 betweenmyself: I’m fine, my Pants are just so constricting
Lysander_salamander: mmm riddles
 BusTed: thanks lady
 itira: how frustrating
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gee thanks
lochnessseammonster: helpful
 BusTed: Oh, is she the one who sold the camera
 mrjujubeans: worst Cheshire Cat ever
 itira: 
Lysander_salamander: she looks like what's-her-name
 Mr_Horrible: I don't know how it took me so long to realize, but there's *SO* much gesture acting in these games holy moly
lochnessseammonster: 
lilbeezie259: Ben, how many characters did you have before they died?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Augustine Lieber?
lochnessseammonster: has it been more than a minute?
 NotCainNorAbel: Ben getting two weeks off
Lysander_salamander: I mean, linda
 Darleysam: kinda wanted her haircut since the last stream
 Mr_Horrible: she and the Entity are playing a game of Risk across the ages
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 ohjanji: D:
 Mr_Horrible: "We released In The Mouth of Madness 6 months ago"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Really??? You think he's NOT OK???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How'd you figure that genius
BrindleBoar: uh oh, alternate dimension sherriff
 matthaus_c: genderbent David Lynch
 kumatsu: the kicks are pumped-up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
lochnessseammonster: yep 
KeytarCat: yeh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She is profoundly middle aged Lesbian
 ladyjessica: definitely
 Fanklok: What if the future is actually the past
lochnessseammonster: 
 spethycakes: Lesbians aren't a monolith, Adam
MWGNZ: the ur-lesbian
Lysander_salamander: Lesbian Prime
critiquequartz: yes
 gibbousm: Consult the Council of Elder Lesbos
 hieroglyphica: There's just certain fits that are really gay, Adam
critiquequartz: exactly
 kumatsu: writing down Lesbian Endgame
 Robot_Bones: Picturing the Elder Lesbian like an Elder dragon
 BusTed: Minority Report style
TomatoKigu: Lesbian here, you rang?
BrindleBoar: Summon the Lesbrain
 ohjanji: the Council of Lesbians votes on the ideal fit each year
 Darleysam: is this🫴 a lesbian?
DEATHlikescats: for a certain contingency, yes
Lysander_salamander: Like, KD Lang Classic?
critiquequartz: it’s the Peter Pan collar
 spethycakes: or the I Work on Wall Street bro look
ButButTheJesus: @BrindleBoar 
 matthaus_c: the Charizard of Lesbian
kokogagliardo08: !pc
 groulux: First they become Vaporeon then it is that!
lochnessseammonster: speaking of lesbians, just officially got my first queer datefriend 
kokogagliardo08: !setup
 SquareDotCube: A Lesbos of Lesbians
 YawnLance: This is some good lesbian lore
 kragmabutch: and that jock straight white guy look is also a lesbian look
TomatoKigu: ha ha yes, headcanon. *pokerface*
 Larkonus: Doesn't the Arch Lesbian have veto power over the council?
lochnessseammonster: 
 NotCainNorAbel: @lochnessseammonster 
kokogagliardo08: ahahahahaah
 betweenmyself: do all lesbians dress like Bond villains that own multimedia empires? 
 SnackPak_: not the secret computer specs
 matthaus_c: we've got bags of FROZEN PEAS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel Congrats!!!!
 Kentosaurus: *imagination*
 NotCainNorAbel: Paul is a genius
LathosTiran: its got Linux on it
Riandisa: Running on Alarmo
 Darleysam: playing on th OUYA
 spethycakes: We stream using the concept of the Internet of Things! Take that!
fatherllymic: Man, you guys have dreams?
DEATHlikescats: The true lesbian way
 kumatsu: oh shit, can we read the Goofus and Gallant?
 Fanklok: The lesbian outfit sounds like a gang
 hieroglyphica: I objectively dress like a lesbian, and that fits my ideal look tbh. Tho if you put a Carhartt something on it pretty much becomes gay
ButButTheJesus: is it the GLADOS potato?
 salamisuperstar: They're streaming on Stadia 
 matthaus_c: on the Intellivision Amico
lochnessseammonster: @Thefluffiestguineapig thanks friends  
Lysander_salamander: Super 8 sucked
Vonbane: monster movie kinda
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica Eh, I'm queer but I work in vet med and carhartt is only gay outside of a necessary farm setting
Lysander_salamander: It was all "hey, remember that thing that happened in the better movie?"
 Fanklok: The Iron Giant is the one with the big robot
 SnackPak_: tonight, we're the jangly keys
 Mr_Horrible: he says this but he hates what I say
 matthaus_c: I like it when handsome men ignore me
KeytarCat: Super 8 was evidently a lesbian awakening for me??  There were no lesbians in that film
 BartholemewTheKitten: He wants us to feel bullied, not ignored
ButButTheJesus: senpai likes us!
 kumatsu: Absentee Benjamin
 MacbethSeemsSus: Where's uncle adam?!?!
 YawnLance: Papa
 saucemaster5000: uncky ben, when do I get candy
 Kramburger: Daaaad, I'm HUNGRY
 HadesLeprechaun: Monster movie, I liked it, but it's much more low budget, it's not a Godzilla or anything
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TomatoKigu: Think Xena was mine, ngl
 itira: D:
 couchboyj: The last unc check
passwordlost_hereiam: Does this guy got the Shining?
duallain: lost the unc check
lilbeezie259: Just saying, you two are becoming my favorite streamers, love your personalities, and how you interact with each other
 itira: we're goin for the pouch
 Mr_Horrible: bro's never fixing that genny
 Mathwyn: Adam losing focus
Vonbane: after all that UFO50 practice last week too  
 mrjujubeans: gotta let that boiler breathe a bit
 betweenmyself: Where’s PeePa Adam with his sooting grandpa yaoi hands?
 Mr_Horrible: "IDK getting in your way is pretty fun"
 BartholemewTheKitten: Not locked in? I thought you were the boshy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam why are you being a jerk?
 betweenmyself: *soothing
loufghyslaufey: Eh
lochnessseammonster: 
 itira: Abigale is going to take you out Adam
lochnessseammonster: 
loufghyslaufey: Yeah, right Ben   
 NotCainNorAbel: now that is capitalism
 Robot_Bones:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben only has one character left
 matthaus_c: the sawblade in Until Dawn
 Kentosaurus: let's go
lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: I wasn't planning to
Vonbane: Merch
 matthaus_c: it says Murder Mine
 Robot_Bones: the magic murder mine
 mirshebs: multiverses
 Makrosian_Tay: Parallel worlds?
BrindleBoar: the wiki only lists one voice actor for Sam, so I  guess he is just putting on an accent to seem old?
Vonbane: it's a multiverse
Orxolon: people died at the mine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Parallel dimensions?
Astramentha: alternate timelines?
 BartholemewTheKitten: Who turns a paper like that?
 niccus: it's a grindable multiplayer game
 Mr_Horrible: you have to keep replaying until you get the storyline titanforged
Lysander_salamander: squeee
lochnessseammonster: 
 matthaus_c: hellooooo nurse
 Mr_Horrible: Huntress also has big muscle tho
 Mr_Horrible: so it's good
 Seth_Erickson: Huntress is huge
 Makrosian_Tay: I'm sorry, a dating GAME??
 gibbousm: BIG Lady
 Kentosaurus: adam: is she single?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Huntress is big muscle lady
 Mr_Horrible: tall, stacked, cut
lady_loxham: Hey! I have officially upgraded from YouTube to twitch! I’m excited to watch in real time lol. Currently stuck in a 8 hour overlay in Calgary airport so you boys are helping! 💕
 itira: oh
 YawnLance: Hooked on You
 gibbousm: Hooked on You
lochnessseammonster: nice
 BusTed: @lady_loxham 
 matthaus_c: ooga chaka
 Mr_Horrible: it's called Fucked By Daylight
 NotCainNorAbel: oh, because of the hooks
Lysander_salamander: They're at a beach resort
 DeM0nFiRe: "Fuck" is a little too on the nose for a dating game
 tidehollowcat: @lady_loxham Welcome!
Orxolon: does any DBD character has a gun?
Astramentha: Welcome!
 itira: LOL
lady_loxham: yes lol
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 CataclysmicReverb: See if they can put lets nope on the big screen
 Seth_Erickson: Have you seen any of the new killer The Dog Ben? I feel like it just completely snuck up on me.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orxolon Does Wesker have guns? I have no idea
 Mr_Horrible: frog makes the jump, gotta respect
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KeytarCat: @Orxolon There's one with a speargun and huntress has a ranged attack
lochnessseammonster: i literally just flew to calgary and i could not answer that 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CataclysmicReverb Swap out the arrivals board for Let's nope
 Fanklok: Adam is too much of a coward to pull the trigger
 Seth_Erickson: @orxolon yes but the gun shoots chains that you use to drag the survivors in
Orxolon: @KeytarCat thanks
 Fanklok: If I'm wring then may I Ferisar be struck down
 CataclysmicReverb: Lamprey
lochnessseammonster: 
 EMNetwork: just got lamp-ooned
 itira: its wrapped around
 MacbethSeemsSus: It ruins the aesthetic.
Astramentha: 1 XP point for Adam
 couchboyj: Lampire: The Shadesquarade
 matthaus_c: grower not a shower
 spethycakes: keep adding to it, and it will be a lampersand
Vonbane: there's no ground wire. it's evil
 Mr_Horrible: it's 6 foot on tinderr
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben really is on some sleep deprivation
lilbeezie259: @spethycakes I see what you did there XD
Orxolon: i guess a semi automatic would defeat the premise of the game XD
mulligan2six: 
 itira: the island is so fkn expensive
lochnessseammonster: 
 hieroglyphica: The works sticks and we can call it good
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 Mr_Horrible: hmmmmmmm
 hieroglyphica: *sucks heh
 WiJohn: Sea zombies
 Mr_Horrible: bro
 matthaus_c: what about the zombies operating the ferry
 itira: do you remember covid Adam?
 Mr_Horrible: brooooooo
 NotCainNorAbel: everyone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Really?
 spethycakes: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Everyone?
 ghizmou: did you like when Pamela Anderson described it as a secluded island
 Mr_Horrible: brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 saucemaster5000: poor guy
 Seth_Erickson: What if the infection doesn't come only through biting
 itira: uh oh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He also runs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhhhhhhh
fatherllymic: Zombies can't afford the island
 thatguysteve2709: Have you seen serge in any horror situation
 itira: ohhhh
 BusTed: hahahah
 LostThePirate: XD
 BusTed: awesome
 SnackPak_: hell yeah
 Mr_Horrible: HELL yeah
 Makrosian_Tay: God damn!
Gooseblast: My man
lochnessseammonster: 
MWGNZ:   
Astramentha:   
 Mr_Horrible: move over Neil
 Kramburger: What's up, Mrs Turner?
 BusTed: That is some validation man
azurite_d: she’s right
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 NotCainNorAbel: Be James' Dad
CommanderPulsar: James' Mom has got it goin' on?
 YawnLance: And then you become James's dad
Vonbane: Adam #4
 spethycakes: PATIENT XERO
Orxolon: single you say?
lilbeezie259: "James' mom is hot too" I love you Adam   
 Kramburger: ADAM
 Mr_Horrible: that is... SUCH a way describe someone's day
 Fanklok: Bring her a pineapple
 itira: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: *dad, even
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @YawnLance Do we get into a "I'm my own grandpa" situation somehow?
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 Tangsm: "You wanna go outside and have a catch, son?"
 WiJohn: "Call me papa son"
 gibbousm: is your mother single?
 betweenmyself: we need a third beat to the “Is she…” joke like: “Is she into Yaoi hands?” 
 Mr_Horrible: "The bit is too powerful, I can't turn this down"
 SnackPak_: damn
Lysander_salamander: wow
 matthaus_c: holy SHIT
 korvys: James, you look just like your "dad"
 itira: jesus
 saucemaster5000: holy shit
Lysander_salamander: slayed
 itsr67: loool
squ3e: damn
Vonbane: damn
 Mr_Horrible: YEAAAOW
 Kramburger: No you'd be his step-Daddy
lochnessseammonster:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Need some ice for that burn?
 itira: oh my god 
 matthaus_c: Benjamin you've changed
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: taking bets on whether this makes the highlight reel
DEATHlikescats: god tier
Lysander_salamander: remember to title your clips
 thatguysteve2709: Bens on the 10% run holy shit
 Mr_Horrible: you boys are on some special sauce tonight I tell ya what
lilbeezie259: $20 she's watching stream
 Mr_Horrible: hot
 Makrosian_Tay: I love this show
 saucemaster5000: not me I'm an angel
 Fanklok: Fuck Ben is laughed so hard my abs are cramping
 BartholemewTheKitten: "What are you doing, step-James?"
lochnessseammonster: 
 matthaus_c: ayo Bonnie joined Kiss?
lilbeezie259: @BartholemewTheKitten No... just... no XD
 Seth_Erickson: It's on purpose I believe
 Mr_Horrible: are *all* of these reels murder mill versions?
Vonbane: you got Weekend at Bernie's in there?
 matthaus_c: oh shit are those all Murder Mill versions
 MacbethSeemsSus: I think the violinist is bored.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Yup
 Makrosian_Tay: Bwaooooom!
 matthaus_c: that's sick
 Mr_Horrible: this is the problem with fandom
 Kentosaurus: there are other timelines?!
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 MacbethSeemsSus: boo
 HadesLeprechaun: different "Terras"
TomatoKigu: oh snap
 salamisuperstar: Universes Beyond, if you will
 Mr_Horrible: that's just trying to sound smarter
 Seth_Erickson: What do you mean what do you mean what do you mean
Orxolon: @Mr_Horrible yeah,why not WAta?
 Mr_Horrible: her stance
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 matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible Marvel
 betweenmyself: that means there’s a Snyder Cut somewhere…  *shudder*
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c just number them! The character knows the context, and the player will infer it by this point!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You and Ben should have Gus's full name by Gustavus Adolphus after the Scandinavian king who got his exercise wrestling bears during the Protestant Reformation/30 years war era @nicolebarbaraann
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Makrosian_Tay: What, actually, is the role this character plays??
Lysander_salamander: "I don't want to tell you the truth, because the author doesn't understand pacing."
Orxolon: @betweenmyself and a musical one XD
fatherllymic: Gees Sam, explain literally ANYTHING
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makrosian_Tay The sheriff?
 Mr_Horrible: no one will be straight with anyone, it's 2024
 matthaus_c: #NotMySamGreen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible More and more of us and beyond straight to other orientations
 itira: 
 gualdhar: and that's where we end it for this week!
 Makrosian_Tay: "Thanks for playing. Download the Multiverse DLC to complete the experience!"
 Aceviru: He's the stepdad
Lysander_salamander: thppppbt
 Seth_Erickson: Shadow Self 
 lady_loxham: great, time travel, this can’t go wrong
  Pharmacistjudge: another multiverse story?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makrosian_Tay Thankfully no DLC for story completion
Lysander_salamander: awkward_fart.wav
 HadesLeprechaun: Everything Everywhere All At Once gets a pass because it did so flawlessly, but otherwise? I'm pretty over alternate universe stuff
 goombalax: In a perfect world, men like me would not exist. but it is not a perfect world
Orxolon: i never got that "narrative resource" of "no time to explain" or "i cannot tell you,but i know"
 Mr_Horrible: this feels so odd as a way to tie into DBD
 salamisuperstar: The Entity was edging?
 Makrosian_Tay: Looper was kinda meh
fatherllymic: Back to the Future?
 tehfewl: harry potter
 ladyjessica: and don’t say…
Lysander_salamander: Terminator Genysis
BrindleBoar: literally any time travel movie
Vonbane: hot tub time machine
 Mr_Horrible: esp when DBD already has interesting inroads
  bv310: @Vonbane HOW DARE YOU
 cobthegreat: Time splitters
 NotCainNorAbel: Bill and Ted
 Seth_Erickson: Groundhog's Day checkmate atheist
 matthaus_c: @BrindleBoar besmirching La Jetée
 saucemaster5000: time travel isn't real
 tajessa: Preach
  Pharmacistjudge: eh...daniel radcliffe is not that hot
 tehfewl: exactly, but yes, it does time travel poorly
 Mr_Horrible: cob actually spitting
BrindleBoar: @matthaus_c you're right, 12 monkeys is okay 
 CataclysmicReverb: Butterfly Effect was horrible
 Mr_Horrible: Looper is fun
 betweenmyself: “Black Knight” starring Martin Lawrence?  (#sarcasm)
 matthaus_c: @BrindleBoar  you fucking got me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: CW bodily harm and emotional distress
fatherllymic: I miss Ben
Lysander_salamander: So if it's alternate universes, past you can die and it'll be ok for future you
 saucemaster5000: he's gone let's eat the candy!
 ladyjessica: Star Trek 4, the one with the whales?
 gualdhar: fuck Ben's characters up
lilbeezie259: Wait, I thought Ben had the characters from 1980
 Seth_Erickson: Finally
 matthaus_c: boot up House Party
 Mr_Horrible: now we can speak our truth unfettered
 saucemaster5000: everyone fart!
 Seth_Erickson: I thought he'd never oeave
 MacbethSeemsSus: You can finally talk about how much you love Harry Potter
 Mr_Horrible: coward
 Tangsm: Now you just have to find 3 collectibles before he gets back
 Crashzxs: timesplitters: future perfect was a banger of a game I likely spent hundreds of hours in that game's multiplayer
 itira: so whats the plan, you gonna be Bens stepdad too? or
 matthaus_c: unfettered cheese
 ohjanji: "finally we can be ourselves!" *immediately does something considerate*
 Kramburger: Adam quick, who would be a better stepdad, Beej or James?
 ohjanji: good times
 Mr_Horrible: @itira Adam collecting stepson coworkers arc
 Seth_Erickson: What was the word Wayne hit us with earlier today Adam?
 BartholemewTheKitten: No kiss goodbye from Ben: this show has changed
 spethycakes: @ohjanji shhh, you're not supposed to notice
 saucemaster5000: you're keeping up great ben sweetie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ohjanji It's almost like the asshole is the act :0
 Mr_Horrible: UFO 49 theory confirmed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you want to *:)
 itira: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
lochnessseammonster: you don't get that for free
 Mr_Horrible: 
 matthaus_c: patreon?
 Mathwyn: Time for our Castlevania House Party
 Kramburger: Ben, are you blushing?
fatherllymic: Patreon tier incoming
 awildshen: that's for the OnlyLRR
 Fanklok: House Party is a different game about trying to get laid at a college party
 NotCainNorAbel: I tried the bit the lip things once, yeah....that was strange
 Mr_Horrible: gaytreon theory confirmed
 lady_loxham: yessss
 MacbethSeemsSus: All 12 months are Paul in the booth.
 kumatsu: only if it's paired with the Serge body pillow
 shendaras: It would.
Lysander_salamander: unfortunately
 awildshen: would definitely sell
Astramentha: Beej WOULD
 Seth_Erickson: 50 dollars; Ben kisses Adam good night
lochnessseammonster: yep
 saucemaster5000: sexy calendar but only gibb
 NotCainNorAbel: My SO would but a years worth
 ghizmou: at least 1 copy 
 EMNetwork: what month would you two be?
KeytarCat: Just a PDA tier
  bv310: I can't think of a piece of merch that would sell quicker
 Aceviru: hell yeah
 thatguysteve2709: Go watch signalis intro closest you get on camera
 itira: helloo
 Mr_Horrible: damn, chat is also funny tonight
 tajessa: Calendar + body pillow value pack
 Mr_Horrible: good Tuesday
 Kramburger: Serge recreating the flashdance scene with coffee beans
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sexy calendar with Gibb, Bartelby, Harriet and Harry etc
 hieroglyphica: Yeah I straight up started biting my lip for my boyfriend and now it's habit. I can't be saved
  bv310: 11 Months of Paul in the Booth, one of Beej in a Man's Romance
 salamisuperstar: And it's the same picture 12 times
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 tidehollowcat: Adam that GOT me
lochnessseammonster: 
 matthaus_c: and it's a massive speech bubble but the text is really small
 Mathwyn: Paul plushie with voicebox
 BartholemewTheKitten: Are you saying Paul in the booth isn't sexy?
 salamisuperstar: Got me a loan for a car
 tidehollowcat: Paul as Dionysus made me laugh so hard
 Mr_Horrible: Marty Scorcese doing the Cinema Pose
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SneakyTentativeMeatloafDxCat-DUvuMUuYalNdtZoS
 matthaus_c: glittering gold... trinkets and baubles...
 Robot_Bones: explain
 Mr_Horrible: you need the key to unlock the safe at the end of the game that lets you dance with your lesbian girlfriend
squ3e: packs laden with loot are often low on supplies
 hieroglyphica: I wish finding what lock a random key goes to was actually as easy as video games show
 salamisuperstar: It's running on hate
 Mr_Horrible: so wait is this the mill she got pulled from by the portal?
 itira: another key!
 Mr_Horrible: or an alternate mill at the same time?
 tidehollowcat: @Mr_Horrible And collect all three keys that you can only find if you use a walkthrough?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdventurousCleanCobraWTRuck-IPTXhIkcG42tprSR
 ButterBall000: another locker!
  bv310: It's so the ghosts can do their crosswords still
 Mr_Horrible: @tidehollowcat well, either a walkthrough or SSTV decoding
Vonbane: join the club
 matthaus_c: a hole's a hole
 ButterBall000: Mister Frankly Stoned
 Mr_Horrible: I suddenly relate to the ghosts
 Mathwyn: Stands for Too Lazy Didn't Read
 Seth_Erickson: And book lest you forget
lochnessseammonster: do you ever just think about holes?
 Mr_Horrible: actual good book-to-movie adaptation Holes
 EMNetwork: "Granpa I don't want to dig hole sanymore"
lochnessseammonster: 
 Seth_Erickson: It's a good movie
 MacbethSeemsSus: Holes
 Forlorgen: read the book
 lady_loxham: they dig holes
 Mr_Horrible: not incorrect
 Mr_Horrible: read the book with cover art by Jon Scezka
 saucemaster5000: read the novelization of castlevania and say it sucks
 itira: wait what?
 Seth_Erickson: What a racket they've got you in Adam
 Mr_Horrible: Spotify is an extortion racket
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 itira: thats fucked
lochnessseammonster: the book is great, the movie is a banger, and the best is the movie with commentary from 4 of the teen actors 
 Seth_Erickson: That's basically nothing
 saucemaster5000: spotify audiobooks is dollar store audible
 CataclysmicReverb: Sounds like it's time for a library card
 NotCainNorAbel: What's another 10 hours cost?
Astramentha: WOW fuck that
 Mr_Horrible: 15 hours is barely enough for YA schlock
 rosesmcgee: Could... buy the audio book?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Capitalism: ruining yet more shit
 ButterBall000: In terms of titles representing content, Holes is solid. Lots of holes in that movie.
 kumatsu: Just give up 
 Darleysam: simply have a twitch channel that reads (old) books for free! 
 Kentosaurus: never skip leg day
 Fanklok: 15 hours is fast?
 ohjanji: neat!
 shendaras: 
lochnessseammonster: nice
 spethycakes: almost? 3 times?
 Mathwyn: Neat.
Vonbane: down the hole?
 itira: yes!
 matthaus_c: yes!
 spethycakes: absolutely
BrindleBoar: let's go
 Fanklok: I play Balatro during cardio
 Aceviru: That's a lot of energy
 itira: get good, duh adam duh
 saucemaster5000: can't walk to heaven with that attitude
 ohjanji: we'll wait
 Nigouki: does looking at the top of your thighs when you sit down not enough of a reward for thousands of steps?
 Mr_Horrible: if that last CN tower doesn't finish you're being an inconsiderate partner
 Larkonus: That's about 5080 more than I'd do.
 lady_loxham: I listen to true crime and ghost podcasts
 lonestarbl: I'm here because this is less scary than the US Election
 Kentosaurus: I'm playing balatro right now!
 Seth_Erickson: Weirdo behavior
 Kramburger: I hit 60K steps last week, was very proud
 Mathwyn: Thats stupid pride though
  Juliamon: !uspol
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 Azralorne: Ok hipsters
 lamina5432: it's good bought balatro saturday
 salamisuperstar: Balatro seems like a game you could lose a lot of hours in
 itira: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: "I don't like a fun thing" 2000's high school called, you two, and they called you a series of slurs
 matthaus_c: I haven't bought Balatro because I know I'll fail my degree if I do
silenceaux: classic hipster behaviour?
 HadesLeprechaun: I just can't play digital card games, something about it being purely digital but still using a physical thing to represent it just makes me wish I had real cards in hand
  Texan_Reverend: @Mr_Horrible Too real.
lilbeezie259: @HadesLeprechaun I used to be the same, but some games are not playable without tech.  I'll always prefer paper though
 Mathwyn: House Party/Balatro/Castlevania stream when Adam?
 Mr_Horrible: @Texan_Reverend look I calls em like I sees em
 matthaus_c: WHOA
 SnackPak_: yikes
lochnessseammonster: 
 thatguysteve2709: Ben always the most helpful lrr member. Just remember go down
 itira: 
lochnessseammonster: gottem
 matthaus_c: I mean you're RIGHT but you don't have to SAY it
 ohjanji: official academic terminology there
 Mr_Horrible: "I know I just wanted to be rude" - Adam Savidan
 Darleysam: or really hardly working
 Mr_Horrible: history's greatest monster
 spethycakes: working hardly
 BusTed: remember when he played for the white sox
BrindleBoar: @HadesLeprechaun just play solitaire on your opponent's turn 
patrick_stonecrusher: I hear one of the parts is hidden in UFO 50 game House Party
 HadesLeprechaun: @lilbeezie259 I get that the game wouldn't work in paper, but in that case I just wish they didn't use cards, they could be taskbar actions or anything, it's not a 'card game' it doesn't have to be cards
 RealGamerCow: Because he was shadow-suspended for gambling
 NotCainNorAbel: NOT because he bet on games
lochnessseammonster: i loved space jam
 ohjanji: 
 spethycakes: if he were a REAL hero, he'd have played for the cubbies
 Larkonus: How is the paper in this game so stiff?
 Mr_Horrible: UFO 49 theory confirmed
 matthaus_c: @Larkonus real happy to see us
 Mr_Horrible: because Adam is funnier than Wheeler
 niccus: you're right, i should close the stream
 gualdhar: Wheeler isn't The Boshy
lilbeezie259: @HadesLeprechaun Maybe, but it draws people in by being presented as a card game.  That's why I love it myself, it uses a system that I already enjoy
 ghizmou: I want to see Wheeler backseating Adam playing Balatro
 spethycakes: @ghizmou I second this
 Mr_Horrible: holy bloodborne framerate, batman
 matthaus_c: did they even QA this
 RatherLargeToad: Extra chunky style
 HadesLeprechaun: @lilbeezie259 yeah totally, I get it, just saying it doesn't work for me!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Same animations for objects and paper
 Mr_Horrible: it's perfect, and also garbage
 Mr_Horrible: it's my toxic ex
 Mr_Horrible: and I'll love them forever
 Larkonus: [Several Bloodborne players are typing]
  bv310: Yeah, Daddy Gascan is a great fight
 kumatsu: I should play Bloodborne
lilbeezie259: @HadesLeprechaun You're fine!  Sorry, wasn't trying to come off as argumentative.  I get it, different opinions
lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: they're all honking their clown horns
 kumatsu: Ferisar going absolutely rabid
 Mr_Horrible: they're gonna remaster bloodborne but give it to Bloober Team
Vonbane: those giant pristine hands
 Larkonus: It'll come out alongside the next Hollow Knight.
 spethycakes: I don't play games now to save my hands for my octogenarian years
 RatherLargeToad: it will come out alongside Silksong
 Kramburger: I heard someone say that the real appeal of Bloodbourne is actually the levels inbetween the bosses
 Robot_Bones: Nooo One Fights Like Gascoigne, Smells blood like Gascoigne, chops up hunters like Gascoigne
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Larkonus No it'll come out with Bloodborne 2
 salamisuperstar: I heard they announced Bloodborne at 60 fps as a bundle with Half-Life 3
 couchboyj: Aint no carpelling THESE tunnels, brother!
 Fanklok: I plan on living till I die
 Larkonus: @RatherLargeToad Same braincell. 
 hieroglyphica: My hands are already dead to me, I hope to save the rest
 Mr_Horrible: Ferisar is the only respectable chatter. Principled until the end
 RatherLargeToad: @larkonus 
Vonbane: can you go down the hole?
 spethycakes: Respectable is overrated
 matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible that's not how you spell MilkInBags
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c Milk's french, can't stan
 Mr_Horrible: contractual obligations and all
 matthaus_c:  fuck
 Robot_Bones: Back tracking, finding Keys, Crafting
lochnessseammonster: 
 ohjanji: ain't that just the way
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @spethycakes I would rather respect myself and I'm too anxious to do that 
 salamisuperstar: Gotta keep your wheel clean
lilbeezie259: They didn't highlight when you passed them, so probably couldn't till you saw the problem
 Larkonus: Fun fact: The game is voice activated, and Ben saying that line is what made it spawn. (/j)
 thatguysteve2709: Cause you didn't know you needed it
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 HadesLeprechaun: collecting batteries for flashlights
 Kipstar: wheel came off when the boiler was in the shower of course
 spethycakes: @Thefluffiestguineapig I second that emotion 
 Kramburger: There are no respectable chatters
 matthaus_c: the signalis brainrot is so fucking good tho
 Mr_Horrible: take it from me, streamer 
 saucemaster5000: ferisar is a goblin, please
 YawnLance: None of us deserve any respect
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This bothers me less than in other names because this place has clearly been vandalized and robbed
patrick_stonecrusher: See, right by House Party, with the other toilets 
 Kramburger: None.
 ButterBall000: I'm certainly not
 itira: >.> whos he gonna say
  Juliamon: Sarah.
 Mr_Horrible: the mods, basically
Vonbane: time's up
 hieroglyphica: I don't respect anyone until they've defeated me in battle
 Mr_Horrible: that's about it
lochnessseammonster: 
 saucemaster5000: WDYM I'm not respectable???
 CataclysmicReverb: None of us are without sin
 kumatsu: I respect Hosk's commitment to the bit
 ohjanji: 
 salamisuperstar: When LRR members are in chat?
  Juliamon: oh do NOT respect me
 thatguysteve2709: I have no selfrespect
 Jennie_Fuchsia: 
 Marvoleath: !chat
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 Kramburger: The bmods are absolutely degens
 tajessa: Fair call
Riandisa: Tons of respectable lurkers though, right?
 Fanklok: Not even me?
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon too late
BrindleBoar: "I appreciate the work you do but I don't want to hear from you ever again" 
 Larkonus: @Juliamon Too late, I'm gonna respect the heck out of you. Nerd.
 saucemaster5000: That's it, I'm forming the rebellion
 spethycakes: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a different adult!
   Anubis169 BAMFs in
lochnessseammonster: hey hey hey
 Kramburger: Look chat, you know what you did
fatherllymic: Why couldn't you use the same wheel twice?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I'm not respectable
 Mr_Horrible: oh I *know* Adam doesn't respect me
 matthaus_c: I've never done anything unhinged
lochnessseammonster: 
 saucemaster5000: All who wish to rebel type "gorm"
  Juliamon: I guess you can respect Anubis
 YawnLance: If you have to ask it's definitely not you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am a degenerate
 Mr_Horrible: we're like shonen rivals
 kumatsu: I think the actual answer is Pharmacistjudge
lochnessseammonster: i'm a lil gremlin and proud
   Anubis169: I'm just a guy
DEATHlikescats: foment foment
 couchboyj: If you respect me, I have failed at my job as an untrained Internet ape.
 hieroglyphica: We do tend towards chaos
 ohjanji: just redefine 'respectable'
fatherllymic: Like, turn the first one off, then take the wheel with you to the second machine?
 YawnLance: Me?????
 Mr_Horrible: in the pocket of Big Ywan
 Mr_Horrible: jesus
JinaMahavira: I don't have to ask 
 Fanklok: But when I say unhinged things you blame Ferisar so I'm innocent actually
 saucemaster5000: I'd be mad at either answer
 Kramburger: Bens morality up for sale
lochnessseammonster: true 
 NotCainNorAbel: There, now you have audobook money
 Mr_Horrible: same color and same character size
 YawnLance: Both purple, both start with F, basically the same person
 Mr_Horrible: typical Aussie response
 kumatsu: of course it is, he's a streamer
  Texan_Reverend: I usually keep my unhinged shit between me and my spouse.
 spethycakes: @Fanklok you aren't taking ENOUGH advantage of this, IMO
 itira: hahahaaa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on which viewpoint
BrindleBoar: here's the thing about paid shills: they're getting paid.
 Jennie_Fuchsia: 
 Mr_Horrible: Adam I'll give you 100 USD tomorrow to say Signalis is the best game you've ever played
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You have to at least pay off my car and student loans
 saucemaster5000: I'd name my favorite streamer for a sandwich
 Mr_Horrible: yes or no
 HadesLeprechaun: today is a BIG day to be talking about paying for morality changes...
 Larkonus: So how much to change your stance on milk first vs cereal first?
 tajessa: Do you though?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Merline
 Kramburger: It's like when you hear about a politician getting busted for taking bribes and you're kind of disappointed by how little money they took
 salamisuperstar: Uh oh dogo
 matthaus_c: isn't the sequel DBD
 LostThePirate: You heard it here, folks, $100 and Adam will change his stance about pineapple on pizza
 Fanklok: So if I send you a hundred bucks you'll publicly endorse libertarianism?
Vonbane: Merlin takes his collar off to poop
 saucemaster5000: but if we PAY you to take a side
 ohjanji: both at the same time
lochnessseammonster: you're allowed to be wrong
 ohjanji: double pour
 matthaus_c: Milk is also a based twitch chatter
 Larkonus: That's just one of those things people get weirdly upset about. It's weird.
 sephsays: double hand it. milk and cereal, at the same time.
 BartholemewTheKitten: How much for changing your stance on rescuing the man in the jar?
 Mr_Horrible: milk first you're an iconoclast for the sake of it
 Mr_Horrible: 100%
 kumatsu: @matthaus_c based and respectable are very different things tho
 salamisuperstar: You just like splashing milk
   Anubis169: was that 'Ergo' from the matrix flash cartoon?
lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: then you're an alchemist
 Mr_Horrible: but displaced by time
 LostThePirate: The only time I put the milk in first is when I've left the cereal box in my room and I've already gone to the kitchen for cereal haha
 spethycakes: Fruity Pebbles & Cocoa Pebbles
 RealGamerCow: froot loops and kix.
 Obos_TAB: does ben have siblings?
 Mr_Horrible: I've done Froot Loops and Apple Jacks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RealGamerCow Kix and Honey nut cheerios
lilbeezie259: @spethycakes This is what prevents you from being a respectable chatter
 SnackPak_: wow
JinaMahavira: how much to change your opinion on MilkInBags
 tehfewl: 1 box open at a time, thats the rule
 hieroglyphica: Yeah honey nut Cheerios and honey bunches of oats
 SnackPak_: canceled
 itira: most cereals are dog shit
lochnessseammonster: 
 spethycakes: @lilbeezie259 YES FINALLY
 tajessa: Adam speaks the truth
 lamina5432: i mix cereal if the one box is at the end like chereos and frosted flakes
 Mr_Horrible: Adam I'm taking out a hit on you
 Fanklok: Just eat the cereal out of the box and drink a glass of milk
 matthaus_c: I had a shit ton of Froot Loops once as a child and it turned my poop green
BrindleBoar: the sound of four hundred torches being lit
 Kentosaurus: froot loops used to be great when I was a kid. now it's not the same
 korvys: Toucan Sam is coming for you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No frosted flakes because it shreds your mouth
 Kramburger: For my last birthday my wife gave me a six pack of assorted travel cereals as a joke, I mixed them all in one bowl and at the lot. It tasted like sugar
 Fanklok: All cereal is garbage
 Obos_TAB: reeses puffs are so GROSS
   Anubis169: Porridge or Crunchy Nut Cornflakes
  bv310: Oreo-os for life \
 Finalsora811: Based, Ben.
 Mr_Horrible: oh fuck they're right
   Anubis169: i like my shit not overly sweet
 Makrosian_Tay: I can't start my day without cereal. It's the only morning food group to me
 Scy_Anide: Froot loops got that (nasty) artificial taste.
 Obos_TAB: Peanut butter should not be in milk
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: Unfrosted Mini Wheats
 spethycakes: RIP to Cookie Crisp
Tweet_Tweet_Its_Wren: I would never let Froot Loops soak long enough and they would destroy my mouth
 ButterBall000: Raisin Bran anyone?
 Larkonus: There's some candy-based cereals that are fucking awful, though.
 matthaus_c: Raisin Bran is goated
Riandisa: reeses puffs are one of my top favs, also a great topping for ice cream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No, wheatabix is NOT candy
lochnessseammonster: is it though?
 ohjanji: i will eat cocoa puffs straight out the box like it's popcorn
patrick_stonecrusher: King Vitamin is the worst cereal.  What if plain Capitan Crunch was sharper?
BrindleBoar: Raisin Bran Crunch is where it's at
 Mr_Horrible: wow, you're *both* wrong. Wild
Vonbane: Grape Nuts  
azurite_d: raisin bran is great
 kumatsu: they threw raisins at him
 Robot_Bones: Eat em up eat em up eat em up
 matthaus_c: two scoops baby
lochnessseammonster: 
fatherllymic: Raisin bran CRUNCH?
 Obos_TAB: I just had a bowl of Quaker Oat Squares and I feel GODLIKE
 mrjujubeans: it’s practically dessert lol
 Fanklok: Reeses Puffs are a bad tasting lie and I would willing eat resses cups until it kills me
lilbeezie259: Adam will die on that hill XD
   Anubis169: raisin bran is powerful stuff, that stuff will get you through a winter
 tehfewl: Frosted Mini Wheats are Goated
 RealGamerCow: raisin bran is a cereal you can eat a lot of
lochnessseammonster: too much raisin bran
 HadesLeprechaun: Raisin Bran is good for about 5 minutes and then you have a bowl of mush
 Mr_Horrible: we're a bit of a distraction
 spethycakes: Okay hear me out: mixing Cocoa Puffs and Captain Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch is superior to the Reese's cereal
 salamisuperstar: Reese's in the morning, Reese's in the evening, Reese's at supper time
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Seth_Erickson: The Case of Adam Savidan: The Yapper
fatherllymic: @tehfewl truth
 Daisyg1313: weetabix is the best cereal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Raisin bran was my favorite cereal in second grade because I've always been a nonsense weirdo
lochnessseammonster: all that bran leads to farting
 CataclysmicReverb: Malt o meal, "Yes I want unflavored textureless warm sludge"
   Anubis169: It's not bad it's different
  bv310: Farting around? Is that the raisin bran kicking in?
 ohjanji: @spethycakes this sounds amazing
 matthaus_c: the show is different, but it was big chillin
 saucemaster5000: you two sure are
 Seth_Erickson: those lads are a unit
 Larkonus: You two do play off of each other very well.
 kumatsu: Absolute Unit (Of Bois)
lochnessseammonster: 
 tajessa: Good in a different way
 ohjanji: You Knit
Vonbane: God's perfect idiots
lochnessseammonster: i'm knitting right now!
 spethycakes: @ohjanji I do knit, actually
 SquareDotCube: Remember, mini wheats started off not mini, and not frosted.
 Mr_Horrible: I missed last week because I was watching Longlegs while a fuckass ate whoppers in the seat behind me
 matthaus_c: yeah, and?
 ohjanji: @spethycakes 
 itira: yeah, totally :))
 Mr_Horrible: but I have 100% confidence it was a banger stream
 saucemaster5000: then what 72/36
 Mr_Horrible: Good!
 Mr_Horrible: I liked it a lot
 Seth_Erickson: There are many people stupider than you, children exist after all 
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ohjanji Knitters unite!!!!
 hieroglyphica: Yeah there's still prank channels and stuff
 korvys: "How did you find it" "I went to the cinema, and there is was"
 Kentosaurus: isn't that the marketing for every horror movie?
 Mr_Horrible: the advertising did a good job of getting butts in seats, which is its aim
Vonbane: don't buy the hype
 Obos_TAB: The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man
 matthaus_c: that's part of why I haven't seen Skinamarink yet
 HadesLeprechaun: It's an excellent police procedural, with a spooky bent to it
 hieroglyphica: Ooooh, I didn't see any ads and it was good
 saucemaster5000: I've heard it was no "Scary Movie 2"
 Mr_Horrible: but it's a slow burn that's all sitting on the performances, which are great
lochnessseammonster: 
 spethycakes: I demand a Knit Club channel in the discord (half-joking)
   Anubis169: Ben that's what I got with Blair Witch... and I was used to Alien 3, I watched the whole thing like "what the fuck is this??"
 SquareDotCube: It's "Nic Cage being scary" scary
 itsr67: oi
 thatguysteve2709: That's how you get pink eye Ben
 hieroglyphica: It's just an entertaining spooky film with nic Cage so I'm happy
 Robot_Bones: Remember me Eddie!
 ButterBall000: Ok Brooklyn Mickey
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kentosaurus No, there's also the stupidity of marketing based on a known IP or creator
 tidehollowcat: I feel like those kind of movies might be terrifying to someone like me who doesn't watch horror.  But their target audience will inevitably be disappointed.
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 Mr_Horrible: "Hey gamer, did you know you fucked up?"
patrick_stonecrusher: @matthaus_c Skinnamarink is truly hard to watch.     As in it's very hard to see anything
 Seth_Erickson: yep still locked
 MilkInBags: suuuuuuh dudes
 HadesLeprechaun: it's not horrible!
 spethycakes: oh no, speak of the MilkinBags
 Fanklok: Big talk for someone who decided to kill one of their characters
Lysander_salamander: There's a new one?
 ohjanji: the one with Sheriff Strangerthings?
 MilkInBags: no
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know they made another one
 mrjujubeans: the comics are fantastic!
 hieroglyphica: Lol me too
 Mr_Horrible: @tidehollowcat not even. Horror aficionados I know like it a lot, but folks that are just in for a standard schlocky time are like "this is too slow"
 HadesLeprechaun: it's not a big fantasy epic, it's a low budget horror film and it hits that mark very well
 MilkInBags: i was watching GoT with my gf
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The worst part is the makeup is so bad it looks like he can barely speak
 matthaus_c: we were talking about Milk a lot
 hieroglyphica: I'd watch anything
 Mr_Horrible: just read the volume
 Darleysam: she single?
 MilkInBags: John Dragon
 itira: nerrrrd
 spethycakes: is she single?
Lysander_salamander: why would you do that?
 Mr_Horrible: can't believe you hate your gf, Milk
 Robot_Bones: Is she single?
 Seth_Erickson: The Crooked Man from Wolf Among Us fame
 matthaus_c: this guy sleeps in a big bed! with his girlfriend!
 gibbousm: is your girlfriend single?
 BusTed: I thought for sure you were going to say 'this guy's watching Game of Thrones'
 saucemaster5000: believe me she's single
 sephsays: is she baptised?
Lysander_salamander: I'm sorry for your loss
 MilkInBags: the monkeys' cage was rattled
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She baptized?
 Mr_Horrible: you're at least a little responsible, yes
 Larkonus: Excuse you, I was a monster before LRR entered my life.
 ButterBall000: "Say the line, Bart"
 SnackPak_: hell no
 matthaus_c: yup
 Makrosian_Tay: Fuck, I do
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 spethycakes: I have done it and it did NOT go over well
lochnessseammonster: absolutely 
 Seth_Erickson: I have never asked someone if they're single or baptized.
 Mr_Horrible: I've said "are they baptized" irl, yes
 kumatsu: I do it to another friend who watches Nope
 itira: not as of yet
 MilkInBags: terminally online suuuuuh
 thatguysteve2709: Yes I have
Lysander_salamander: I was sorely tempted once, but the moment passed
 Obos_TAB: we'll know when Milk's alt shows up "MilkinJugs"
 thatguysteve2709: At work
 Fanklok: Pfft i did that long before Adam did
 spethycakes: Don't say it to lawyers, I guess
 Darleysam: yeah are they single?
 MilkInBags: @Obos_TAB that's my warrior GW2 name
 saucemaster5000: I hit my own mom with that, about her sister in law. She fucking lost it
 Daisyg1313: my wife and I do it too each other about friends all the time 😂
 matthaus_c: command grab
 itira: 
 Spooky_Noises: a few times…
 tidehollowcat: I haven't yet, but it's in my back pocket
lochnessseammonster:  
 MilkInBags: in bed?
 sephsays: are the lawyers single/baptised?
Lysander_salamander: dang it, actually did a spit-take for that lawyer joke
 Larkonus: How many charcoal pieces did they use to draw this?
 CataclysmicReverb: Avenged Sevenfold
  bv310: Reform tort me, your honour daddy
 Makrosian_Tay: As a Linkin Park fan, I often like to say at work, just before I go for lunch: "Much like Linkin Park, imma bout to break!"
 Seth_Erickson: no shot it's only one
 ButterBall000: A log
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 far2muchsarcasm: a tree
 MilkInBags: it's like when you ask, how many coffees do you drink a day, but we never ask the size
 sephsays: a person-sized bit of charcoal?
 MilkInBags: because size DOES matter
Sparklyopteryx: I saw Linkin park live this weekend because they played at the league of legends world final
Lysander_salamander: Isn't Frank the trapper?
Sparklyopteryx: They were: fine
 MilkInBags: f u c k e d
BrindleBoar: shortcut back to the bonfire opened
 Robot_Bones: Its not a loop, its a spiral
 Quentoxic: I think that fucked could use a few more u's
 ButterBall000: loop-diddly-oop
 ghizmou: we have demonstrated a loop do you concede?
 Mr_Horrible: "This place is so fucked" - me talking about twitch dot television slash sea bats
 Fanklok: If you show up to Let's Nope with a big gulp full of liquor you can't get fired because it's a call back
 Seth_Erickson: Dwight well known elf lad
Heefnoff: What role was Frank Stone cast in
Lysander_salamander: People actually say Mother of Pearl?  I thought it was just animated fish joke
 Faulpyr: The streamer has demonstrated a loop, the game must concede.
 mrjujubeans: cute
 gibbousm: sparky
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok Unless the bottom is melted by the alcohol
 Quentoxic: Is this dead by daylight? 
 matthaus_c: that dick is literate
Lysander_salamander: maybe the devs were sick of the laugh when they had to play for research
 Seth_Erickson: dicks are undisclosed
 NotCainNorAbel: out to AO3
 Seth_Erickson: as far as I'm aware
 saucemaster5000: That dick is graphite enabled and ready to be sharpened
 Larkonus: I'm afraid to know how much DBD fanfic there is.
Heefnoff: Well?
 Makrosian_Tay: @saucemaster5000 Holy shit! 
 matthaus_c: dbd gotta have a dedicated booru
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 salamisuperstar: Ben just doesn't want to show his homepage
Heefnoff: 
 ohjanji: rip ben's search history
 NotCainNorAbel: using the company wifi 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben's algorithm o&
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 spethycakes: excuse me, we call it Rule Thirtyf Sex Worker now
fatherllymic: Safe search: off
Heefnoff: Amazing time to join the stream
Lysander_salamander: It's for research
 Fanklok: Not like it would be the first time we saw a weiner on this stream
 MilkInBags: are you just watching dick and balls on stream
lochnessseammonster: please respond
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 ghizmou: gaze upon your darkest desires!
 Heefnoff: SAUCE WHY LMAOOOOO
 Heefnoff: Thank you my friend
 Seth_Erickson: it's a grower for sure
 niccus: imagining serving someone smut on a cellphone on a silver tray
Lysander_salamander: zoom and enhance
 saucemaster5000: It's a giving to friend's kinda day heef
 Heefnoff: Hell of a time to join the stream
 MilkInBags: second time it's kidnapping
 matthaus_c: this is entrapment
 Heefnoff: Sauce you're a real one
 Heefnoff: Thank you
TomatoKigu: Surprised no email has offered me a zoom and enhance yet.
 YawnLance: "Step-doctor I'm stuck"
 Quentoxic: I don't think they are allowed to share the sauce with you Heef
 Seth_Erickson: Did you see the new Killer Ben?
 Heefnoff: My liege
 itsr67: 
 Seth_Erickson: It's The Dog, you play as a Dog
 MilkInBags: my liege
Astramentha:   
 itira: LOL
 kumatsu: Ryze
 ohjanji: the sacred handover
 MilkInBags: rise, NOT THAT MUCH
 spethycakes: TOO MUCH
lochnessseammonster: was waiting for the forehead kiss 
 MilkInBags: well done
 spethycakes: Adam fully overproved his dough there
  bv310: Rise 30%, then pause
 SnackPak_: 7/10
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As a short person that's my entire life
Lysander_salamander: slightly foamy
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 RealGamerCow: The timing with her coming out of that hole was perfect
 Heefnoff: AHHHH
 Heefnoff: THE WORMS
 Heefnoff: AHHHHH
 salamisuperstar: I thought that burp was from Linda for a second 
 thatguysteve2709: I thought it was character in game
Lysander_salamander: pants
 lochnessseammonster: @saucemaster5000 Thank you!  
 Omthebox: pants
 TalesFromTheManaCrypt: nearly an hour and a half into gameplay- it is now Ben’s turn 
 ohjanji: 
 saucemaster5000: I dunno
Lysander_salamander: the faces in this
 Fanklok: But Uncle Jaime is gay
 ButterBall000: Time Paradox
 spethycakes: I love how bendable Chris's neck is
Lysander_salamander: oh right, alternate universes.  That means no consequences
 Heefnoff: No one with that haircut is living through this whole game
Lysander_salamander: Anyone can die and it won't matte
 Mr_Horrible: "hachi machi!"
 Tangsm: Stan, there's a perfectly safe hole in the middle of the room
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CleverWiseSeahorsePanicVis-epVfb5QUF7mvt_Em
 Mr_Horrible: "why?" "fuck you that's why"
 ohjanji: the bun is done
 Heefnoff: He's gonna run under a low-hanging beam and get the bun stuck on a nail, that's ggs.
 MilkInBags: get in the blender, shinji
  bv310: Yeah, Adam died like four years ago when he had his
 saucemaster5000: Let's "the fly" her!
 itira: Stan please
 spethycakes: Send ManBun first
Lysander_salamander: Stan, what the hell
 Heefnoff: THE HANDS ON THE HIPS
 VrolikSyndrome: That fucking stance.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Stan you're just escaping
 Larkonus: God let this please be the session where we kill Stan.
BrindleBoar: Stan you loser
 matthaus_c: CRIPES
 Heefnoff: Thanks for the help Stan
Lysander_salamander: This is so dumb
 Mr_Horrible: "nice" manbun you fuckin idiot haha! *he turns around, revealing he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate* oh fu-
 Blip2004: slowly becoming a 3 stooges skit
 MilkInBags: wrong mocap session was loaded
 BusTed: 
 ohjanji: what is a cripe
 MacbethSeemsSus: Why is he standing in the buzz lightyear pose.
 VrolikSyndrome: A thin pancake
 NotCainNorAbel: just use the lever you broke
 Fanklok: Halloween is over so it's allure is lost
 Heefnoff: GET IN????
 Mr_Horrible: that's generally true
 Heefnoff: HELLO????
 Thefluffiestguineapig: dude help her
 spethycakes: @ohjanji the level between "crispy" and "ripe"
 NotCainNorAbel: Then this game is amazing
 itira: too late
 Heefnoff: ITS SO EVIL THOUGH
Lysander_salamander: yes, get in the torment nexus
 MilkInBags: magic
 Makrosian_Tay: Their worst
 Heefnoff: Oh they just fuckin around
  bv310: Send Stan first to make sure it's safe
 MilkInBags: planeswalking
 matthaus_c: pierce the ghost sphincter
 ohjanji: @spethycakes ahh yes of course
BrindleBoar: yeah I would not get back in the clawed sarcophagus, personally
 Mr_Horrible: @Heefnoff you're telling me you wouldn't get in the evil hole-ussy
 goombalax: Stan's such a poser
BrindleBoar: fuck it even calls it a sarcophagus
 Heefnoff: NOT LIKE THAT NO @Mr_Horrible
Lysander_salamander: Send more teenagers...
 matthaus_c: Abi-GAIL
 MilkInBags: abigail VROOM VROOM
 spethycakes: a-bi-GAIL
 BusTed: 🛞
 ohjanji: epic
 MilkInBags: all the sf5 unknowers
 Heefnoff: They should put R-Mika in this game
 tehfewl: some people are into eggplant mommies
 Heefnoff: Nadeshko would solve this in 2 seconds
Lysander_salamander: Is Abigail going to be a killer in dbd?  Is this a long advertizement for that?
 Mr_Horrible: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Tangsm: He went to pieces without you
 Mr_Horrible: Wilds on PC was a crapshoot horrorshow
TomatoKigu: Now question is…did we get sent back to the same universe?  
 MacbethSeemsSus: He's fine
 Omthebox: pants
 Heefnoff: pants
 BrowneePointz: I played it on ps5
 spethycakes: Chris: Pants
 Larkonus: 'Tis just a flesh wound!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's dismembered
 Darleysam: Pants.
 Mr_Horrible: but the origami frog was funny as fuck
 thatguysteve2709: Body confirmed
 Heefnoff: Shoutouts to the GOAT Chris Pants
 BrowneePointz: oh the texture bug
 Mr_Horrible: I know it's "on-brand" for me but the cutscenes giving NPCs Signalis legs made me laugh out loud
 Seth_Erickson: I've learned that Dracula from DBD has a dog form
 Mr_Horrible: Babies leave
 Heefnoff: I miss my Insect Glaive jumps
 Heefnoff: 
 Mr_Horrible: go back to your arcade game
 Fanklok: What's this about getting raised by a big monster?
 Heefnoff: ADAM GETS IT
 Heefnoff: THIS GUY GETS IT
 Fanklok: Railed
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Heefnoff: I wanna play MAGNETO
 Mr_Horrible: no, IG got killed
 VrolikSyndrome: We have schmovement.
 goombalax: dual blades is for you
 spethycakes: I think we should just play Junimo Kart
 ohjanji: insect glaive is OP
 Kramburger: Insect glaive here, never needed the wirebugs
 VrolikSyndrome: Dodge left, dodge right.
 MilkInBags: can't wait to fight the same monster from 2 games ago 
 BrowneePointz: no ig got shot
 Heefnoff: MAGNESH GRAHHHHHH
 ohjanji: @Kramburger just fly across the whole map hahaha
 MilkInBags: 
 saucemaster5000: I regret giving a sub to the marvel 3 sicko
 Heefnoff: The Rathalos crashes down and I hit em with the "Learn now why they call me the Master of Magnetism"
 MilkInBags: that bait has 100% hit chance
 MilkInBags: reel it in
 Heefnoff: Me unironically
 BusTed: 
 BrowneePointz: all your damage from ig comes from being grounded and it feels suuuuuuper clunky
 itsr67: LMFAO
 Kramburger: @ohjanji Insect goes brrrrrrrr
 spethycakes: 
 Heefnoff: YEAHHHHHH
 ohjanji: DARGON
 saucemaster5000: we gottem milk
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 MilkInBags: NFL 2018? now it's NFL 2019!
 Seth_Erickson: Milk looking forward to building the same building in Factorio for the billionth time.
 Mr_Horrible: Ben against the idea of "classics"
 Kramburger: We like things we remember!
 Mr_Horrible: Milk like "can't wait to play Holland again in CK3"
 Heefnoff: They're gonna add Khezu (circumsized) to this game trust
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger I like the thing!!!! I know the thing!!!!!!!
 Kramburger: Heef wtf
 matthaus_c: don't cut Khezu
 spethycakes: @Heefnoff is he baptized?
 Mr_Horrible: he's low-key spitting
 VrolikSyndrome: Correct
 Mr_Horrible: except when Rathalos won't come down
 saucemaster5000: when is pikachu coming to monster hunter
 Mr_Horrible: YES
 Mr_Horrible: Khezu cutiepie
 BrowneePointz: we might be getting Monoblos back
Lysander_salamander: are there wigglers?
 JosephDeath: Khezu is bad and you should feel bad lol
 Fanklok: Writhing? The black dragon?
 Mr_Horrible: I wanted to be a hater but Rey Dau is cool as fuck
BrindleBoar: the lightning dragon was p. cool
 MilkInBags: is Wild the one with the hot cook
 Heefnoff: Yeah that electric wyvern thing was sick
 Larkonus: I wish the beta didn't crash on me so much. I was starting to try a new weapon. 
 BrowneePointz: Chatacabra, Doshaguma, Rey Dau
 VrolikSyndrome: Rey Dau is siiiiick.
 Seth_Erickson: the blood rose spider is cool, that's about all I remember from the Wilds marketing
 Fanklok: Why is auto correct so on my dick tonight
 Mr_Horrible: the worm guys are *kinda* wigglers
 MilkInBags: @Fanklok didn't you mean duck
 Heefnoff: @BrowneePointz 
 itira: LOL
 Heefnoff: (But also thank you good to know the names)
 ohjanji: would have been hilarious if it had said "duck"
 lochnessseammonster: 
 VrolikSyndrome: Oh so that stuttering isn't on my end?
 MilkInBags: oooo auto correct please stop :3
 Heefnoff: Well well well if it isn't autocorrect
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Apparently there's some kind of audio fiction podcast tie in to Dragon Age lore stuff which is supposed to be good
 Kramburger: I played the last MH while trying to settle an infant so I don't remember anything from it
 Mr_Horrible: @VrolikSyndrome no
 BusTed: jiminy crickets!
 MilkInBags: great game
 Heefnoff: Nice
 VrolikSyndrome: ???????
 Mr_Horrible: "optimized"
 MilkInBags: making games is hard
 Heefnoff: You should do that during a chase scene
 ohjanji: slideshow!
 Mr_Horrible: it's the spirit of the Until Dawn remaster invading the game
 Larkonus: I'm super curious why that's happening.
 Mr_Horrible: I'll end you both 
 itira: bing bang boom
 MilkInBags: alright I'll wait for your homework next friday
Vonbane: OK Ubisoft
 saucemaster5000: please I could design chess 2 drunk and picking my nose
 NotCainNorAbel: raise money, AI code, ship
 Robot_Bones: and that's how you get watch+play
 BrowneePointz: making games is the new phrase for dropping a deuce
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just an FYI this stuttering can make it hard to do the minigames past thing point
 spethycakes: I personally have published over 5000 games
 Mr_Horrible: "new"
 MilkInBags: i have opinions
 JosephDeath: Ragnarok is good
 dumbo3k: bOY!
 Mr_Horrible: Adam talking about a game from 3 years ago
 Heefnoff: @JosephDeath Asgardians be like
 BrowneePointz: dads of boy are real good
 betweenmyself: I imagine being able to drop the game down to 5fps at will must factor into whatever speedrun strats will eventually be developed for this game
 Seth_Erickson: who would have guessed the inferior milk product has opinions
 saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags I think we might be in the same camp on this one.... I miss old god of war
 itsr67: I would play GoW 1 if there was an easy way to get a hold of a copy
 HadesLeprechaun: I wish new GoW didn't have like, resource collecting and crafting, besides that it's incredible
 Mr_Horrible: the hair in Veilguard looks incredible
  bv310: Good news, there's at least one sword in there
 MilkInBags: the new PS4 god of war has nothing in common but the name, the gameplay and story has nothing to do and I'm sad we lost the old god of wars, but heh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @itsr67 Also getting a hold of a PS2, right? Or was that GoW 2?
 BartholemewTheKitten: Brave of Ben to assume that anyone truly gets through Desert Bus
 MacbethSeemsSus: It has been a decade
 MilkInBags: nah
 Makrosian_Tay: @MilkInBags That's not entirely true
Vonbane: do we get to smelt?
 itsr67: @Thefluffiestguineapig I at least have part 1 of that equation
 VrolikSyndrome: "Nothing", Milk? Kratos is RIGHT there.
EvilBadman: @milkinbags lol if you think the new God of war games don't deal with old plot
 saucemaster5000: did dragon age solve the problem of not being worth my time?
 itsr67: jesus?
 Mr_Horrible: @BartholemewTheKitten he'll leave a piece of himself behind, but the gestalt will emerge on the other side
 Seth_Erickson: Here's my question Milk where were they supposed to go with the story of the God of War from before
 MilkInBags: it's mainly the gameplay that makes me sad, I loved the previous ones
 niccus: when is kratos going to kill the one god that matters
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 probably not tbh
 Mr_Horrible: it's fine
 lochnessseammonster: 
 matthaus_c: GoW by way of Blasphemous
 BartholemewTheKitten: @Mr_Horrible I assume the part just stays driving the bus
 itsr67: 
 MilkInBags: hell yeah
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c God of Spain?
 spethycakes: make sure you keep enough pieces of silver on hand
 MilkInBags: walk on water now, jesus *drowns him*
ButButTheJesus: but but
 saucemaster5000: Have you heard of the original Gladiator 2 script called "jesus killer?"
 ohjanji: double-crossed!
 Mr_Horrible: @BartholemewTheKitten if you look very hard you can see the trapped souls in the rear-view on buscam
 VrolikSyndrome: whack
 Darleysam: you know, I always felt sorry for Judas. Dude was an integral part for the whole story to work.
 BrowneePointz: I’m glad it’s nothing like the old games. the old gow games were very dudebro edgy and had so much violence aimed directly at women
 itsr67: I do like the idea of kratos trying to drown jesus but his head slams down on the water like concrete
 lady_loxham: there is an open world game coming out where you play through the Old Testament
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 that's just Prometheus
 MilkInBags: but i mean if people like the new stuff, all good! they can't keep doing the exact same thing forever i guess
 dumbo3k: Ah, you found the Lag button! It's a new feature we are trying out!
BrindleBoar: "one of you will betray me" and it pans to Judas (who is actually Kratos in a wig)
 Seth_Erickson: that's the prequel sequel
EvilBadman: @browneepointz  Precisely
 Kramburger: The new testament doesn't have any of the fun combat
 matthaus_c: new testament is for cowards who thought the Flood was uncalled for
 MilkInBags: adam you're playing the old testament TTRPG, did you hear about Cain? 
 saucemaster5000: There was a real script -- Gladiator 2 originally was pitched as jesus dying the wrong way and leading to Maximus traveling through time to fight in many wars
 lochnessseammonster: that was your first mistake
 Kramburger: CHECK THE TAPE
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz I still think 1 leaned well into the traditional Greek tragedy archetype, but the subsequent ones definitely were like "well this is our niche now"
 jamesinor: Thank god, I needed my weekly dose of spooky lads tonight
teejayrivers: Bonnie Sobs? Is that her full name? 
 Mr_Horrible: her brother got bifurcated dude
 Fanklok: It's arguably not okay
 jessieimproved: Bonnie is going hard on The Pretenders
Lysander_salamander: How did she know?
 BrowneePointz: she saw the body
 BusTed: "nah I'd win"
 jamesinor: I think escaping at this point might be a half measure for her brother
 Mr_Horrible: Frank "Door Locker" Stone begs to differ, Adam
  Juliamon: They've all seen the body now
 dumbo3k: @jamesinor I dunno, that one kinda felt like you are going out on a limb
 MilkInBags: mid movie
 MilkInBags: (bait)
 jamesinor: @dumbo3k Didn't have the guts for a better pun?
 itira: Adam D:
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Seth_Erickson: did that say goosing the snoose?
 saucemaster5000: SNIFFA????
 shendaras: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WildDarlingBibimbapAMPTropPunch-2rDsnHTOd1swA7B6
ButButTheJesus: EW
 saucemaster5000: uh oh sniffies
lilbeezie259: @jamesinor Spill the beans, you've got a better one than that
 Mr_Horrible: neither of you are allowed on 7tv anymore
 VrolikSyndrome: 👃
 BrowneePointz: Sock Tuah, put your feet on that thang
 Seth_Erickson: how would you even know what that's like lad
  bv310: Stan buddy, how are you still kicking
 BrowneePointz: I’m ashamed at myself
 itsr67: CAUGHT
 matthaus_c: is this a british thing
Lysander_salamander: what's with the way their head waggles?
 Seth_Erickson: is it like Vimeo
 saucemaster5000: the seventh tv in their house
 MilkInBags: with good reason brownee 
 Mr_Horrible: it's incredibly funny that *I'm* saying this
 matthaus_c: @BrowneePointz I am so proud of you
 sephsays: one more than six tv
 RatherLargeToad: it’s one more than six TV
 spethycakes: in this economy?
Lysander_salamander: Did the director tell the mocap actors to jiggle more?
EvilBadman: The Siete
 thatguysteve2709: Ben how could you let one of your characters die before Stan
 jamesinor: @lilbeezie259 Well, it could be worse. She could have been ev-sister-ated
 MilkInBags: the ghost is in the controller when you press A
 Seth_Erickson: I want more Frank yeah
 Mr_Horrible: it seems like it's trying too hard to Establish Stuff
Vonbane: less thinky, more scary
 matthaus_c: Frank killed one Survivor then AFK'd
 MilkInBags: spam this 🍆 for more frank
 saucemaster5000: thinky stinky twinkies winky
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c oh god it IS dbd
 couchboyj: Last time the ghosts showed up your character count got cut in half in more ways than one
 Seth_Erickson: Frank "Door Locker" Stone strikes again
 MacbethSeemsSus: No camera in this timeline so you're safe until it shows up.
EvilBadman: This is the Casting of Frank. You're looking for the Being of Frank
 MilkInBags: inputs are hard to do
 itsr67: the comeback
 lochnessseammonster: 
 saucemaster5000: because if you cum you lose your soul
 Seth_Erickson: something something purity
 spethycakes: grouse, like the bird
 Makrosian_Tay: Actually disgusting, Stan
 itira: groose
 Mr_Horrible: because fucking used to be considered immoral, Ben
 ohjanji: from skyward sword?
BrindleBoar: she said GROOT
 dumbo3k: Kill Stan
KeytarCat: Fuck right off stan
 MilkInBags: she's albertan, get her ass
 Darleysam: PARNETS
 Kramburger: Stan, now is neither the time nor the place
lilbeezie259: @jamesinor *admits de-feet*
 BrowneePointz: Adam from Skyward Sword?
 matthaus_c: BAITED
  bv310: Stan, how have you not seen enough slashers to know this won't work
 Mr_Horrible: she's a Skyward Sword enjoyer
 lamina5432: i heard gruss
 HadesLeprechaun: according to What We Do in the Shadows: I just think you'd enjoy your sandwich more if you knew nobody had f***ed it
 BartholemewTheKitten: That may not be the time to hit on someone, my dude
 Mr_Horrible: wow, cucked
BrindleBoar: oofa
 YawnLance: You thought it was Warhammer but instead it's Kpop
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Seth_Erickson: I can't remember this killer's name
 Darleysam: ah this is Musicbox from DbD
 jamesinor: @lilbeezie259 You gotta hand it to me?
fatherllymic: Hey Trickster
EvilBadman: What a save! What a save! What a save!
  bv310: CUJO ALL DAY
 matthaus_c: Adam continues with the 33%
 VrolikSyndrome: *psst* what the fuck are the on about
KeytarCat: Oh right, the Trickster with the knives
 spethycakes: @YawnLance light it up like dynamite
 Kramburger: He's a K-pop star, right?
 BrowneePointz: it looks like Zoro
 CataclysmicReverb: Nah that's a Jojo
 Seth_Erickson: It reminds me of the characters from Gall-e Law
  Juliamon: it does kinda look like Zoro yeah
 thatguysteve2709: It's trickster
 saucemaster5000: Is is! that's Farnblow, the straw hats fuckboi
 BrowneePointz: watch the One Piece Live Action dorks
 Mr_Horrible: Toronto Won't-ple Leafs
 ohjanji: Talis Mans
 spethycakes: but what about the taliswomans?
lilbeezie259: @jamesinor Keep your head on, I'm not gonna hand you victory that easily
azurite_d: jojo posing
 Mr_Horrible: the k-pop guy
 Seth_Erickson: But yeah it's the trickster I couldn't remember their name
 Kramburger: Jesus Ben, I don't even play DBD and I knew that
silenceaux: Come mr talisman, tally my bananas
 ButterBall000: Jaaaaaackieeeeee They have the talismans!
 Kramburger: Erryone
 MilkInBags: even John Dark Souls?
 Larkonus: Yeah, I'm hoping we change that almost for next time, Stan.
 Mr_Horrible: K-pop dude who said "we live in a society"
 matthaus_c: and yet you participate in society
KeytarCat: Just gave the potential safety talisman to the fuckboi
 Seth_Erickson: LMAo
 Fanklok: By killing the rest he becomes the king of k pop
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c you say that but I haven't talked to anyone today
Lysander_salamander: oof
 thatguysteve2709: Record keep safe by the trickster
 MilkInBags: bOrInG aMiRiTe
 jamesinor: @lilbeezie259 Ah, then you need a proper ribbing
 Mr_Horrible: history of lowe's?
 Mr_Horrible: like the department store?
 Omthebox: 2/3s way in
 saucemaster5000: I read the bookends
 Mr_Horrible: for cinema, Adam
 matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible I talked to a pharmacist but that's it 
 itira: to find the key duh
 ohjanji: yeah that's weird
hyperialguard: Loooooove keys
  bv310: Because that's how you get the key
Lysander_salamander: ok sure
 VrolikSyndrome: Horror game
 Seth_Erickson: that's because you're unaccustomed to reading the correct way Adam
 dumbo3k: Well, in this universe, the first 100 pages are all glued together
 Mr_Horrible: Martin Scorcese putting Adam on his list
 matthaus_c: cinemasins ding
lilbeezie259: @jamesinor Racking up all the points here, aren't we?
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Lysander_salamander: neat
KeytarCat: What a tool tip
 hyperialguard: @saucemaster5000 Thanks for the gift sub!
 RealGamerCow: That's a lot of info to get from that key
 hyperialguard: I appreciate it 
 matthaus_c: this is not kpop!
 jamesinor: @lilbeezie259 Well I can't go around being a rigor bore-tis
 thatguysteve2709: Now play kpop
 Mr_Horrible: blood sacrifices made to an elder god will open up a pathway to waltzing with your wife in the wreckage of your spaceship
Vonbane: he had to poop
 itira: maybe he has to  poop
 CataclysmicReverb: It's called speed reading, Books Done Quick used to be really popular ten years ago
 MilkInBags: why not
 kumatsu: oh yeah I completely forgot this game was a DBD spinoff
 MilkInBags: wifi
 saucemaster5000: @hyperialguard I'm feeling grumpy for NO REASON tonight, just throwing stuff at folks I know
 Jadaris: cause he was poopin
 matthaus_c: wi-fi
 Seth_Erickson: got cables running through the dresser
lilbeezie259: @jamesinor This entire conversation just tickles my funny bone XD
 shendaras: bluetooth
Lysander_salamander: what's with all the ai art?
  bv310: Bluetooth, like an escape room
 MilkInBags: the access to the bathroom
 spethycakes: music box didn't play BTS? I demand a refund on this game
 hyperialguard: @saucemaster5000 o7
 MacbethSeemsSus: How long would you have that installed before just leaving the secret passage open.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or the mechanism is embeded in the dresser?
 dougma: there are no music pips on that spool, and it bothers me
 Mr_Horrible: @kumatsu it's been very strange how much LORE they're establishing that isn't seemingly attached to DBD mechanics
 Seth_Erickson: I was just confused by Dracula having a Dog Form Ben
 Darleysam: John Wick
 Mr_Horrible: the new killer is me
 ohjanji: does someone develop photos in this hallway or
 hyperialguard: The Cleaner? Damn
 Darleysam: I lied, sorry
 Tangsm: You can't be surprised by a secret passage after discovering a giant time machine
 MacbethSeemsSus: Baba Yaga?
 matthaus_c: tfw you tell a lie you think is a good joke but it's actually just a sick idea
 hyperialguard: *points gun hand*
 couchboyj: TF2 Sniper.  Sniper's a good job, mate.
 Darleysam: 
 Mr_Horrible: never apologize for lying to streamers
 Kramburger: Okata is a minigame boss in Yakuza six
 Mr_Horrible: they deserve it
  bv310: Kenny Omega dropping One-Winged Angels on all the survivors
 MilkInBags: is this a reference to popular song 'One of Us is the Killer' by famous band The Dillinger Escape Plan?
 Omthebox: Who would lie on the internet
 lochnessseammonster: 
 LeokadiaBosko:   
 nicolebarbaraann: Checking back in - did you win?
 Kramburger: It's not impossible is all I'm saying
 iconicshadow89: It’s gotta be Kane
 Larkonus: Feedin' people to The Entity's a good job, mate.
BrindleBoar: TF2 characters would be hilarious
 spethycakes: don't throw stones
 spethycakes: (Frank Stones)
 BartholemewTheKitten: What's in the box? You
 Mr_Horrible: don't throw stones
 MilkInBags: ⚠️ Don't throw stones ⚠️
silenceaux: A solarium with zero plants
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MilkInBags: hell yeah mr horrible
 itsr67: 
 saucemaster5000: No nicole's spitting, why haven't you won?
 Mr_Horrible: @nicolebarbaraann no, because they're bad gamers
  bv310: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a little bit of squid love
 nicolebarbaraann: Hey shuddup
 Kramburger: A game with NO story
 VrolikSyndrome: At least those games FUNCTION.
 kumatsu: Time to go play Final Fantasy with Nicole
 NotCainNorAbel: Ben sleeping at the moonbase
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 Greendrag13: Can't believe y'all are casting Stones at Frank!
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Lysander_salamander: what
 Seth_Erickson: AMOGUS
 Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags great minds think alike, provisionally
 itira: impasta!
Lysander_salamander: "imposter?"
 matthaus_c: I saw Sam vent to medbay
ButButTheJesus: @nicolebarbaraann only Adam is winning. Also FF rules
 BartholemewTheKitten: Quick, eject him
  bv310: Emergency Meeting!
 nicolebarbaraann: Yeah ben I hope they have extra blankets at the moonbase
 I_Am_Clockwork: wait, is this actually sam's kid?
 ohjanji: sam was pretending to do the tasks
 Larkonus: How has Augustine not stepped out and asked what the fuck they're doing?
 itsr67: ඞ
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @I_Am_Clockwork Nope
 itsr67: amogus
 kumatsu: I miss Mungus
 Fanklok: There's also a big modding scene
 spethycakes: Even if Sam is the impostor, can we vent Stan already?
 Mr_Horrible: damn, Adam made Madison stupid
 saucemaster5000: @itsr67 soon
Lysander_salamander: you summon a little girl from the torment nexus, and now you're skeptical?
 itira: i cannot with this man 
 Seth_Erickson: Stan is an idiot
 MilkInBags: stan is 100% an alien in a human suit
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MilkInBags An investment banker then?
 ohjanji: his hair constricts blood flow to his brain
 Omthebox: Ovens are just bigger space heaters
 I_Am_Clockwork: I use both my oven AND my air frier
 couchboyj: Out of the Bieber into the Man Bun
 Fanklok: An air fryer is a tiny oven
 nicolebarbaraann: Lets nope the musical
 thatguysteve2709: In every room has been a fire place just burn it
 MilkInBags: James, what did you do
 Mr_Horrible: how the fuck you get it out of a sealed tin
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She palmed them all
 Mr_Horrible: kill him
 Seth_Erickson: augustine "quick hands" they call her
 Kramburger: STAN YOU HAD ONE JOB
 MilkInBags: you fucking meloN!
 Mr_Horrible: @Seth_Erickson 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ADAM
 matthaus_c: lmao
 matthaus_c: good save
Lysander_salamander: this is so silly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The one time you could choose the jerk option
 tajessa: Stanthony
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 FitalShell: bingus
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 matthaus_c: always be kind to Stan
 MacbethSeemsSus: Pacing
 MilkInBags: to make a DLC and sequel
KeytarCat: Time for a SWF!
  bv310: Stanimal the Manimal, that was a stupid play even by your standards
BrindleBoar: get some popcorn
Lysander_salamander: 
 Mr_Horrible: Augustine's farming them for points
 NotCainNorAbel: Adma's turn!
 ohjanji: nice try
 ohjanji: LMAO
Lysander_salamander: dang my internet's choppy today
 Seth_Erickson: actually spooky time
 matthaus_c: apparently Chris isn't part of that tree either lmao
 Mr_Horrible: that's not what a decision tree is [malding]
BrindleBoar: for the good of the forest
 nicolebarbaraann: Ben did you let your people die
 Seth_Erickson: Frank Stone 👀
 Mr_Horrible: @nicolebarbaraann "let" is a strong word
 MilkInBags: 
 spethycakes: As usual, "blame twitch chat"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !chat
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 MilkInBags: yes and?
 ohjanji: don't look at us we're shy
 thatguysteve2709: Ohhh kill him
 niccus: really speaks about the role of the audience
BrindleBoar: I'm shocked he did it at all
 Seth_Erickson: I love Frank Stone's design
 Omthebox: Ben's just missing all the quick time events.
 Kentosaurus: hook time
 Mr_Horrible: Linda stop filming
 ohjanji: 
 nicolebarbaraann: Ok so Adam killed bens characters got it
Astramentha: 
 Seth_Erickson: she's not even struggling man
 Kentosaurus: and she has a kid
 rosesmcgee: So unrealistic
 Seth_Erickson: she just gave up toxic survivior
Lysander_salamander: huh
 MacbethSeemsSus: She's fine
 ButterBall000: Is this another gays must die run?
7gorobei: does madison start fading away now?
silenceaux: Madison just fades into dust
 sephsays: I mean normal people die if they have a rusty hook shoved through their lung
KeytarCat: She tried to get off on second hook 😭
 Mr_Horrible: Stan is a fucking MCU character
  bv310: FINALLY
 Omthebox: Somebody got teh door bar upgrade
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bonnie was the only good one
 ohjanji: 
Lysander_salamander: yay
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 NotCainNorAbel: is Ben in this game?
 shendaras: 
 spethycakes: 
Astramentha: 
 Seth_Erickson: The decision tree!
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MilkInBags: huuuuuuh
BrindleBoar: back in it
 ohjanji:   
 MilkInBags: HANDS UP
Lysander_salamander: no
 Mr_Horrible: that's for Orange Twitch, Ben
 saucemaster5000: shoulda given him the wrong controller
 shendaras: 
 itira: oh dear
 MilkInBags: remove sys32
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Makrosian_Tay: CLIP IT
 MilkInBags: ok
 Seth_Erickson: Alright man
 VrolikSyndrome: Like in peggle
 rosesmcgee: You will afterward
 hieroglyphica: WHAT
BrindleBoar: local ass data
 NotCainNorAbel: now that is a statemnet
 VrolikSyndrome: love that game
 matthaus_c: gotta stimulate that prostate
 spethycakes: 
 30teracyte: huh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: lul
 Mr_Horrible: damn, he's based
 salamisuperstar: WELP
 nicolebarbaraann: Omg
 itsr67: whipped my neck so fast
 varmintx0: jesus christ
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM
 hyperialguard: Good to have an open..........mind
 itsr67: gonna charge you for whiplash
  Juliamon: I think we found the reel opener
 tajessa: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
Lysander_salamander: 
 matthaus_c: press the meow button
Astramentha: Adam this is a Wendys
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MilkInBags: reel it in
Vonbane: what's the one the Mormons do?
 Larkonus: My click has been baited!
ButButTheJesus: I learn so much here
 lochnessseammonster: behind
 MilkInBags: 
 thatguysteve2709: Strong statements just being thrown around
 Seth_Erickson: a curious mind @Thefluffiestguineapig
  bv310: Alright highlight reel, time for the best non-sequitur of the week
 MilkInBags: BASED
 itira: *stunned*
 saucemaster5000: THe real pegged were the ones who engaged
 NotCainNorAbel: going to clip that for personal use
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig the prostate, typically
 Larkonus: @Vonbane Soaking?
 salamisuperstar: Usually comes from behind
BrindleBoar: yeah, we know where it's going, just clean it first
 VrolikSyndrome: I think you'd be coming from somewhere.
Tweet_Tweet_Its_Wren: ummm
Vonbane: @Larkonus yep that's it
 itira: 
 MilkInBags: 
 itsr67: LMFAOOOO
 lochnessseammonster: 
 spethycakes: 
 matthaus_c: holy shit 
 ohjanji: 🤔
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible No that's where it goes, if it is coming from the prostate see your doctor. Dildo from prostate is not good
 saucemaster5000: hahaha that would be funy but what if....
 matthaus_c: almost like you're a professional funny guy
Lysander_salamander: wow he drives a stick-shift
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig well I mean the coming is coming from the prostate
 Kentosaurus: Daddy's gotta go to work
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would pay money to watch Jordynne sorting clips and finding that
 Omthebox: Those dang kids unleashed an eldrich horror again
 VrolikSyndrome: Blast after getting pegged?
 spethycakes: and a prostate
 Seth_Erickson: he's unstoppable 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MilkInBags: everyone's unhinged today
 MilkInBags: i like it
 thatguysteve2709: @thefluffiestguineapig I would as well
 BusTed: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ugh, apparently I waited too long to clip and it won't let me scroll back that far NOOOOOOOO
  bv310: "I never liked my son anyway"
 Mr_Horrible: Robert: horror streaming service's
 MilkInBags: what about B
 lady_loxham: Adam would be a better dad than Sam
 MilkInBags: or X
 ohjanji: no more slideshow
 Seth_Erickson: it's definitely just moved to a different key 
 Mr_Horrible: damn, you two coulda beat Martyr Logarius if you hadn't reset the game
 VrolikSyndrome: Low bar.
 spethycakes: @lady_loxham step-dad
 NotCainNorAbel: A Button now broken
 matthaus_c: good fathers are open to pegging
 Tangsm: But what if your son were James?
 spethycakes: Adam, would you take James into the Murder Mill?
 nicolebarbaraann: Gus just jumped in the popcorn bowl
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The limits on scrolling back for clips are so harsh now
 itira: oh
 VrolikSyndrome: What if he was your stepson?
 saucemaster5000: @nicolebarbaraann too tempting, can't blame them
 ohjanji: 
 NotCainNorAbel: please explain
 MilkInBags: murder, yeah
 Mr_Horrible: don't cum while in the murder mill, it's bad form
 lochnessseammonster: the little death mill
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig you can clip from the vod though!
Lysander_salamander: it has heat vision?
 Mr_Horrible: Linda: Screams
 MilkInBags: is this the Magic the Gathering camera
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Oh thank goodness, I have the timestamp so I can get that
 Mr_Horrible: normally I wonder how the time passes so fast, but tonight I'm wondering how it's only 7:20
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:19:27.
 matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible nice
 dumbo3k: !updog
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 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible  \
 Mr_Horrible: been a jam-packed LN tonight
 matthaus_c: Lazy Town character ass run
 Mr_Horrible: more like Frank Groan
 saucemaster5000: that is the "ooh, free pretzel day?" run
 Mr_Horrible: get off the fucking stage
 MilkInBags: is this harvey weinstein's movie ghost
 CataclysmicReverb: Miniatures?  Time for some MechWarrior: Dark Age?!?!
  bv310: Wowzers!
 Mr_Horrible: Spirit got that cake
 Seth_Erickson: Love the Oni
 VrolikSyndrome: She has glass sticking out of her skin. No cuddles.
 Seth_Erickson: best killer
 Mr_Horrible: wait are they canonically related?
 VrolikSyndrome: Well... careful cuddles.
Vonbane: james's mom does
 matthaus_c: James' mother sure does
 salamisuperstar: Just ask James
 MilkInBags: adam is 5 days in
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She looks like that because it's made of a Barbie
Astramentha: adam
 saucemaster5000: my mom asked recently "is that alan guy still making videos?"
Lysander_salamander: I think twitch-chat is getting too strict
 lochnessseammonster: parents liking me is half the reason i got my new SO 
 NotCainNorAbel: James is in bed by now
 Mr_Horrible: [James_LRR]: HUH?
Lysander_salamander: it just went 'nope' when I complimented Oni
 Mr_Horrible: @lochnessseammonster parents got good taste ngl
 korvys: Alan Wake?
 lochnessseammonster: @Mr_Horrible 
  bv310: Alan and that other fellow Grant Starm
 Fanklok: James has to be up.for his 8:34 teeth time
 Fanklok: Tee
  Juliamon: teeth time
 spethycakes: teeth time  
 nicolebarbaraann: Teeth times!
 itira: 
 Tangsm:  
 Mr_Horrible: "Are you okay?" *Buster Wolfs her*
 gibbousm: 
 ohjanji:  
 itira: LOL
 MilkInBags: 
 matthaus_c: good joke
 MilkInBags: my joke!
 Jennie_Fuchsia: “how is project desert hope?”
 MilkInBags: 10% royalties
 MilkInBags: 
 Omthebox: Said it louder
 saucemaster5000: I'm voting for milk
 itira: show em how fast you can type milk
 Mr_Horrible: stealing from the French is a moral good
 matthaus_c: he WAS the baby
 MilkInBags: thanks sauce
 lochnessseammonster: 
 gibbousm: 
Lysander_salamander: what do you mean finally?
 Mr_Horrible: axiomatically correct
 Mr_Horrible: girl that sounds like my ideal Friday night
 gibbousm: 
 Mr_Horrible: quit your complainin
Lysander_salamander: what's with these rapid changes of expression with these characters
 BluTGI: Chris is the WORST
 VrolikSyndrome: And she was never heard from again.
 MacbethSeemsSus: Have you tried an interdimensional gateway to escape through?
questionablchoices: SMILES
 matthaus_c: this game is somehow incredibly slow but the scenes feel like they burn past
 saucemaster5000: I could design this game in an hr
 NotCainNorAbel: going to tape her on the couch?
 MilkInBags: it's a coal camera
 Mr_Horrible: the mocap is sometimes kinda spotty, and there's a LOT of physical motion to make up for the lack of authentic acting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: sometimes they swap mocap tracks partway through a conversation it seems
 Mr_Horrible: Pills here
Vonbane: come get some
 Diabore: our camera has subsistence
 Omthebox: Got a full bar because you leveled up
 NotCainNorAbel: RODGER
 Seth_Erickson: Sam really taking Frank Stone camera nonsense in stride
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel CHRIS
 lochnessseammonster: i'm coming i'm coming i'm com
 MilkInBags: #Pyrokinesis
  bv310: @Thefluffiestguineapig ROGER
 BluTGI: How did the super 8s handle audio?
 MilkInBags: #AegisReflector
BrindleBoar: jebox'd
 Mr_Horrible: opened music box, didn't even get the space lesbian ending. Can't believe it
 Seth_Erickson: bing bong
Lysander_salamander: Jonathan!
 Seth_Erickson: bing bong bing bong
 tehfewl: Charlotte
 MilkInBags: you're hot
 MilkInBags: wait
 lochnessseammonster: true
 matthaus_c: which of us are cool
 ohjanji: these are the rules
Lysander_salamander: yay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c None probably
 Mr_Horrible: 
 matthaus_c: wtf you can't do this to us
 MilkInBags: oh no we stopped being cool, thanks adam.............
 itira: thanks pal
 Makrosian_Tay: Yaaaayy
 saucemaster5000: nobody's cool who daoesn't wear aviators
 lochnessseammonster: aww shucks 
 spethycakes: I'm going to choose to interpret that as genuine & earnest
 korvys: the fuck you say about me?
 Scy_Anide: You think I be a cute but really I', obtuse.
patrick_stonecrusher: China still cool
 Jennie_Fuchsia: 
 Omthebox: Gameplay
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 sauce unexpectedly on the "rightwingers in their trucks airing grievances" train
 nicolebarbaraann: Rip
silenceaux: Luigi's mansion-looking fishing line
 ohjanji: this seems fine
 Mr_Horrible: honestly true
 spethycakes: sometimes not funny in the way we THINK we are, but it still counts
 MilkInBags: is this a DBZ episode
  bv310: This is a super long kill animation
 Mr_Horrible: wind that tape, streamer
 varmintx0: Funny how?  Like a clown?  Do I amuse you?
 tajessa: I know I'm funny, people are always laughing at me
 itira: clearly dodging
 matthaus_c: why is this scene happening 3 times
 Omthebox: any pants
Vonbane: don't cross the streams
BrindleBoar: 
 BluTGI: Weird that he has a MM T shiert
 Mr_Horrible: okay I like Linda now
 ohjanji: he needs a proton pack
 itira: this is taking 900 years
 BluTGI: Where did that Tshirt come from?
 Seth_Erickson: why does everyone keep showing up
 Mr_Horrible: "What's happening?" "Shut up, nerd"
 tajessa: When does the guy from the EPA show up
trainpants: nobody can follow directions
 ohjanji: greensplosion!
 spethycakes: @BluTGI he was given the shirt earlier in game
 Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, 100%
 itira: Benjamin
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 RealGamerCow: common doesn't mean good
 lochnessseammonster: 
wildpeaks: Objection
 Mr_Horrible: Adam I have bad news
  bv310: Well, some of this game is in 2024
 matthaus_c: it's a clever inversion, the camera sucked the ghost in 
 WiJohn: A lot of paperwork
 30teracyte: the length of time you have to hold the monster in frame without much changing doesnt help the scare factor imo
 Mr_Horrible: Horror is dumb like 90% of the time
 MilkInBags: object this 10 minute timeout
 Larkonus: One thing left, get these kids to several years of therapy.
  Pharmacistjudge: Yes?
Lysander_salamander: why is everyone like a bobblehead in this game
 NotCainNorAbel: one things left; develop, edit, print, screen, view, repeat
  Pharmacistjudge: I heard a judge call.
wildpeaks: ohh that was a cool font
 Mr_Horrible: "I got a bad feeling about this"
 ohjanji: nah "massacre" is a metaphor probably
  bv310: Eh, you're probably fine
  bv310: Stan on the other hand
Lysander_salamander: oh it's pulling a sadako
 matthaus_c: everyone calls Minh your honor at prerelease
 Mr_Horrible: confront his ass
 Kentosaurus: stan squeals
 nicolebarbaraann: Squeals panting
  bv310: Stanathan?
 thatguysteve2709: Stan is not a survivor
 Nigouki: Stan you FUCK
 BluTGI: the PUNCH line!
 ohjanji: you get to punch stan hahahaha
BrindleBoar: babaBOOM
 thatguysteve2709: Bee movie mentioned
 nicolebarbaraann: Boink
  bv310: GAME OF THE YEAR
 MilkInBags: what about antz
 Nigouki: next will be your hair bun
 Mr_Horrible: every time they say B movie someone gets Gief L3'd
 Makrosian_Tay: Why does this woman sound like discount Tilda Swinton?
 spethycakes: Augustine? more like Augaslight
Lysander_salamander: God she's so annoying
 itira: profound even
 Omthebox: Yoink
 Mr_Horrible: [utter nonsense] Adam: "TRUUUUUE"
 nicolebarbaraann: Adam is a boat is what it means
  Pharmacistjudge: here's frankie
BrindleBoar: hell yeah, bye Stan
 ohjanji: stan is having a bad time
 BluTGI: 07 Stan
 thatguysteve2709: Yes
 ohjanji: UH OH
  bv310: That's a QTE I almost want to fail
 thatguysteve2709: Adam no
Lysander_salamander: wow
 MilkInBags: wow
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Makrosian_Tay: WOOOO
 Kentosaurus: savage
 Fanklok: No don't stop
theneatestburrito: 
 BluTGI: 07 Linda(should have been stan)
 itira: eeeew
 Nigouki: Linda ain't dying, she's just going to the other dimension
Lysander_salamander: neat
wildpeaks: crunchy
 Makrosian_Tay: 
 ohjanji: WOW
 MilkInBags: vore D:
 spethycakes: wow, homophobic choice
BrindleBoar: nom'd
 Omthebox: Kinky
 Amentur: Gobble gobble D:
 Diabore: no body
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You can punch without condemning to death
 saucemaster5000: hot
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: Gaping Dragoned
 Nigouki: No body! No death!
 Mr_Horrible: how is Frank Stone more boring than any other DBD killer?
 nicolebarbaraann: Hey u think she's ok?
 itira: these hands
 matthaus_c: it's not June
Lysander_salamander: oh well
ButButTheJesus: Linda! Are you okay?!
 lochnessseammonster: 
 shendaras: 
 ohjanji: Ben: "why did ben do this"
patrick_stonecrusher: Vore for chestbursters
Vonbane: Subaru Outback now for sale  
wildpeaks: top 10 anime betrayal right there
 saucemaster5000: NO JUNE NOVEMBER!
maybe_games: Benjamin hatecrime ulmer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No Jaime died first
 Fanklok: Ben's only half gay
Lysander_salamander: who is frank stone? He isn't in the game?
 sephsays: who’s going to let the council of elder lesbians know?
  Pharmacistjudge: gotta find  those gens
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander The guy with the chest mouth is Frank Stone
 spethycakes: @sephsays they already know
 Mr_Horrible: this is *impressively* dogshit
EvilBadman: So glad we saved this fucko
Lysander_salamander: I mean, he's not in Dbd
 Jennie_Fuchsia: hey chat what just happened? my connection went wiggly right when we pulled Stan
 Diabore: i mean the other option was sacrifice yourself so
 lochnessseammonster: she dressed so nice
Vonbane: she wasnt the comic relief
squ3e: the face clipping through the shoulderblades is kinda funny
 lochnessseammonster: 
 ohjanji: this game is WILD
 Nigouki: the pacing of some of these scene is trash even by horror movie standards
  Juliamon: Jennie_Fuchsia Stan almost got taken, but Linda got Gaping Dragon'd instead
 ohjanji: THE BUN IS DONE
 Mr_Horrible: IMPRESSIVELY
 Mr_Horrible: DOGSHIT
  bv310: Stan buddy, lift with your legs
 nicolebarbaraann: Idk man I like Stan
 ohjanji: ope
 lochnessseammonster: stanley yelnats
 Tangsm: Try a magic trick
 nicolebarbaraann: Hes just doing his best
EvilBadman: He just wanted his machete guys!
BrindleBoar: 
 Makrosian_Tay: This is not JURRASIC PARK you idiot!!
 itira: gross
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Stantthew?
 matthaus_c: lmao
 ohjanji: in the faaaaaace
 VrolikSyndrome: It's a protection charm you dumbass.
 lochnessseammonster: daaaamn
 MilkInBags: dumb kills
 Nigouki: BONK
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
  bv310: FINALLY
 shendaras: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude
 Jennie_Fuchsia: ty @juliamon !
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Lysander_salamander: that was an odd choice
KeytarCat: M1'd his ass
 Mr_Horrible: I'm starting to think Supermassive is a government op
 spethycakes: but he still kept his manbun to the end
 Omthebox: Why the long face
 lochnessseammonster: 
 rosesmcgee: A man just died
 varmintx0: Linda's sacrifice was for nothing?
Lysander_salamander: don't worry they aren't real
 BusTed: uhhh, check please
 ohjanji: it's true, the bun was still intact lol
 matthaus_c: "did you say you want me to... peg you?"
 spethycakes: Stan is survived by his poor judgment and questionable hair choices
plundypops: ooh no
Lysander_salamander: I forgot that you can control their eyes in the menu
KeytarCat: The talisman note said it was a protective ward, and this mfr just threw it away
  Pharmacistjudge: to be fair, his nose being broken is now not on a list of real problems anymore
  bv310: Live through the ditches, Laugh through the witches, Love in the back of my Dragula
 RealGamerCow: Kevin James?
 ohjanji: generator!
Lysander_salamander: but why?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Showing his immense intelligence -.-
 ohjanji: classic
Lysander_salamander: why does the generator need to be on?
  Pharmacistjudge: is this....fixing a gen?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander elevator?
 RealGamerCow: distro cap?
 korvys: distributor cap
 Diabore: youre gearly there
 Larkonus: A gear? Made of metal? Metal Gear?!
 ohjanji: @Larkonus it seemed pretty solid too
 spethycakes: @Larkonus solid
 VrolikSyndrome: GAMER
 korvys: gamer
 VrolikSyndrome: nevermind
 NotCainNorAbel: gamer
 kumatsu: next he's gonna start hitting the monster with crates
Lysander_salamander: wow
 hyperialguard: gaming
 dumbo3k: I don't think a generator should make noise while your hands are in it. Sounds like a quick way to lose a finger
DEATHlikescats: didn’t know dead by daylight had a single player mode
 Omthebox: Did you want to go up first?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DEATHlikescats This is a new supplemental story mode
 lochnessseammonster: 
 BusTed: Whoops
Lysander_salamander: oh well
 Diabore: kool aid manned that door
 MacbethSeemsSus: You never expect the kool aid man!
 BusTed: gaming
 lochnessseammonster: 
PhanTom_lt: did Stan die yet
  bv310: THE JUKE
 dumbo3k: @PhanTom_lt Yes
 ohjanji:  
 itira: i hate this so much D:
 BusTed: see ya
 ohjanji: fleeeeeee
 BusTed: 
 ohjanji: aaaaand ben's turn
Lysander_salamander: yay?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 dumbo3k: I mean, Sam did tell you to run
Lysander_salamander: grunting
ButButTheJesus: ew
 awildshen: wait I missed a bunch are Ben and Sam the same person?
 ohjanji: nailed the checks
 matthaus_c: my man's fucking spry
 Diabore: thanks frank
 CataclysmicReverb: Ben doing the looping
 Mr_Horrible: Frank Groan
 itsr67: on da gween
 NotCainNorAbel: adam's turn
BrindleBoar: sounds fake
 kumatsu: VoDs aren't real, Adam
 ohjanji: yeah it gets saved in a big vault
 MilkInBags: 
 itira: Adam you monster
  bv310: Big if true, Adam
PhanTom_lt: time is a linear concept?
 CataclysmicReverb: CHAMPION?
 ohjanji: 
 spethycakes: we have binders full of VODs
 Fanklok: So that means I can see you fail ma
 BusTed: ggs ggs
PhanTom_lt: no one wins
 Fanklok: Math again?
 RealGamerCow: it did say "escaped the manse"
Lysander_salamander: ?
 Mr_Horrible: I'd believe it
 NotCainNorAbel:  
itbedefii: not quite
Lysander_salamander: are we having to wait for the dlc ending?
patrick_stonecrusher: YouTubexs been dead since 2014, Adam
  bv310: It just ends on the DBD start screen
PhanTom_lt: thanks Ben
 awildshen: I guess I'll stop watching and go watch the VoD instead
 Makrosian_Tay: FIN
 ohjanji: well thanks for doing that
Lysander_salamander: do we have to buy another chapter?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Cool
 Stormgod519: *credits roll*
 CaleCareful: It's the beginning of the end !
 Larkonus: Kind of a dick move, Augustine.
DEATHlikescats: big Magnus Archives vibes
 matthaus_c: leopards eating faces
PhanTom_lt: so she could be the faithful servant
dm818: @DEATHlikescats was thinking the same thing
Lysander_salamander: She's got a boner for the entity
 kumatsu: in before Augustine gets hooked
 rosesmcgee: Run it back, I want to see the worthwhile ending
itbedefii: the entity has swallowed many a worlds
Lysander_salamander: She's a monster-lover
 spethycakes: Galactus? Is that you?
DEATHlikescats: but with Stranger things aesthetic
BrindleBoar: a big chungus
 MacbethSeemsSus: *waves*
  Pharmacistjudge: if this a DBD game...I am unsure there is  such a thing as "winning"
 salamisuperstar: Is that the monster from Stranger Things?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She thought she was special
 Fanklok: Surely the entity won't betray me
 Mr_Horrible: the Entity isn't even a good monster!
 MilkInBags: magic
 Omthebox: Whith aaaaaarms wide oppawwwn
 BusTed: "Oh hey"
 RealGamerCow: "hey boss."
 matthaus_c: cause it's cool af
 ohjanji: oh hi frank
 Mr_Horrible: Frank liek "yeah it's hot, right?"
EvilBadman: Cool sky huh
 BluTGI: 07 Augustine! Dumbo.
Lysander_salamander: well ok
Lysander_salamander: oh well
 Diabore: suck it
BrindleBoar: 
 ohjanji: k bye
 BluTGI: RIP dumbo
 lochnessseammonster: congrats
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Augustine
 salamisuperstar: Who could have seen that coming?
 shendaras: 
silenceaux: Yeah that's pretty much it Augustine.
 matthaus_c: she seems into it
 CaleCareful: He should have axed her something before...
 Stormgod519: oof
Lysander_salamander: dang those necks
 itsr67: "I didnt think *I* would be offered" says woman, head of the offering club
BrindleBoar: good job idiot
 Seth_Erickson: this is pretty much how the entity works
 Seth_Erickson: Augustine
 ohjanji: the thing happened!
Lysander_salamander: so, she's a survivor now?
 Nigouki: oh noes, who would have predicted that a being of pure evil would bother with a pure mortal?
itbedefii: oooooh endgame collapse!
 jamesinor: The real evil was asbestos all along
 Makrosian_Tay: "I never thought I'D be killed by the murderer!" -- Woman who advocated murder
 kumatsu: the enitty slurped her juice
 BluTGI: lmao
 Blakemcm: hot take, i love fanservice stuff like that
 Blakemcm: non ironically
 MilkInBags: is this the prequel to stranger things
PhanTom_lt: well thanks Augustine, now we live in DBD world
Lysander_salamander: oh, it's still going
 Stormgod519: still going?
 Fanklok: The Apocalypse wasn't supposed to apocalype me
silenceaux: Euro car?
 Stormgod519: "car wont start in a horror movie" cliche
  bv310: Oooh, right-hand drive car?
 Omthebox: Do we gota find a gear for the car
  Juliamon: They're in the UK
PhanTom_lt: they are in UK
 dumbo3k: They are in the UK
 Seth_Erickson: the brits 
 MilkInBags: oh no it's br*t*sh
 awildshen: the keyhole in the texture is on the other side
KeytarCat: If Lieber manages to sacrifice all of the guests, does she get to live?
  Juliamon: She took a plane to London ep1
 Diabore: that run 
 itsr67: br*t*n
 rosesmcgee: This is just what the UK is like, it's not even weird
 Seth_Erickson: yo this game listens to your audio 👀
 matthaus_c: @Juliamon holy shit you remember that
PhanTom_lt: did Linda survive
silenceaux: Madison why are you not following a road
jubale1: is this game about hiring an actor for a movie?
 Stormgod519: ^
Lysander_salamander: nice
 ohjanji: force ghost!
 Stormgod519: @jubale1 the precursor to Saw
 MacbethSeemsSus: Madi mom: Why don't you have a boyfriend yet?
BrindleBoar: use the force, Madi
 CaleCareful: Use the f-f-f-fork !
Vonbane: ah, drugs are the answer
jubale1: newer saw Saw
 Seth_Erickson: Yoo Kkona brother
 Seth_Erickson: KKona
Lysander_salamander: huh?
 ButterBall000: USA Usa Usa!
  Pharmacistjudge: developers developers developers developers
itbedefii: @PhanTom_lt nope, frank ate her
Vonbane: thwarted by a small swinging gate
wildpeaks: he had a late lunch
 ohjanji: @itbedefii did he ever
 Stormgod519: "... its in there, alright" - Linda
 Larkonus: Or just like, burn it
Lysander_salamander: could have just buried them
 Seth_Erickson: Sam's kind of cooking with his plan at least
PhanTom_lt: take it to Mount Doom
BrindleBoar: I was there, Gandalf
  QuixoticScrivener: only destroy it a little
Lysander_salamander: what the heck madison
 Fanklok: I would cast it into the Mariana Trench
 Seth_Erickson: Sam's the only one thinking with a level head I think
PhanTom_lt: the sky. there is a giant tentacle in the sky
 ohjanji: "that light is out"
 Seth_Erickson: because if you dump it in the ocean it runs the chance of disintegrating and letting him out
 matthaus_c: this is not a place of honor
 Larkonus: Dead by Daylight Presents: The Casting of Nemo
 salamisuperstar: Launch it into the sun
 Seth_Erickson: also it's a horror script that defeats the purpose
 CataclysmicReverb: Frank would just trick Jason into watching the film
 spethycakes: I think an Army/Navy surplus store is the perfect place to discuss the potentially world-altering choices we all make
  Pharmacistjudge: why didn't you, i don't know throw it into the ocean?
PhanTom_lt: by the way there is an after credit scene
 Mr_Horrible: "Augustine, Alan Wake 2 was months ago"
 niccus: is the final line going to be "dead by daylight"
 matthaus_c: well there is the DLC
Lysander_salamander: ah
  QuixoticScrivener: loading screened
Lysander_salamander: the camp fire
 Stormgod519: woah
Lysander_salamander: neat
 Stormgod519: she vanished for a frame
itbedefii: oh no, not the campfire
 Mr_Horrible: survivor Madi
 Seth_Erickson: Claudia is here yes
itbedefii: claudette
 Seth_Erickson: claudette shoot
 ohjanji: claudia-ette
accarrotate: why have i never encountered these passages that i can only fit through sideways, that are all too commonplace?
Lysander_salamander: why are they not looking at each other?
PhanTom_lt: they are waiting for every player to click 'READY'
 Diabore: someone didnt ready up
 Mr_Horrible: "Because we only care about griefing killers"
 Makrosian_Tay: "They've been here a long time. The queue was too long"
 Stormgod519: ah
 Seth_Erickson: the lithe girl is also there
 Stormgod519: the shambler
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "My connection kept dropping"
 Mr_Horrible: it is honestly astonishing to me how fucking boring Frank Stone is
 Mr_Horrible: for a character they hung this game on
 Blakemcm: inject the fanservice into my veins!!!
 Seth_Erickson: you haven't readied up Madison, hit the button
 Mr_Horrible: literally the Trapper is more interesting than this dweeb
accarrotate: @Mr_Horrible yes, i was thinking the same
 Mr_Horrible: booooo
 Mr_Horrible: get off the fucking stage
 Mr_Horrible: boooooooooo
 Seth_Erickson: I think Frank Stone is cool personally, but also the Trapper is really cool
 ohjanji: and we will call it "dead by daylight" and release it on a season pass
Lysander_salamander: I guess?
 Mr_Horrible: I'm refunding
 Diabore: did anyone tell ben why jaime died?
 VrolikSyndrome: Is that the end of the game?
PhanTom_lt: don't quit
 BusTed: neat
 itsr67: 
 VrolikSyndrome: lMAO
 matthaus_c: fun
 itira: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Stormgod519: dang
 MacbethSeemsSus: What
 Mr_Horrible: actual garbage
PhanTom_lt: there is a n extra credit scene
accarrotate: WOW
itbedefii: yeaaaaaa! lesgo!
 shendaras: 
accarrotate: gollleee
 Makrosian_Tay: That was, uh...an ending
 rosesmcgee: Adam has the "I'm fucked" face
 korvys: So the endless cycle is DbD, I guess
  Juliamon: Good timing though
 ohjanji: o7
 Mr_Horrible: sell da company
wildpeaks: not having played DBD, can confirm
 Diabore: that was a 9 hour ad
 MacbethSeemsSus: That's the ending
fatherllymic: 8pm, I guess
 30teracyte: the pacing of this game is so wack. nothing happens for so long and then once it starts going its over
 Kentosaurus: I've never played dbd. I'm just here for the jokes/vibes
 Blakemcm: so brave
  QuixoticScrivener: They just gave up on the plot.
 Seth_Erickson: it is kind of like a 9 hour ad unfortunately
TomatoKigu: Never even seen dead by daylight; so I just got to enjoy this for its B movie qualities.  
 korvys: It's a prequel?
 Blakemcm: i barely know dbd and i think all that shit was great
 matthaus_c: cause the actual fun game starts in DBD
plundypops: now you queue up in dbd!
wildpeaks: yeh for a prequel it works
DEATHlikescats: they probably high fives when they wrote that ending
PhanTom_lt: wait
accarrotate: "ok, we could keep making the game or....."
Lysander_salamander: the thing with the dbd characters not interacting with the new characters was an odd choice
 ohjanji: 
 InconsiderateHat: Because now you gotta play DBD
 lochnessseammonster: so rude 
itbedefii: @korvys Kinda, because this is kind of how every world gets absorbed into the entity's realm.
KeytarCat: @TomatoKigu That's the best of DBD!
PhanTom_lt: it should just queue you into the game
 protojman: does it have to do with choices/characters who died?
fatherllymic: This game could have been like, two really cool hours more? Take out an hour of f'ing around in sewers?
  Pharmacistjudge: adam is just teasing ben now
 Seth_Erickson: You can be a dog as Dracula though Adam
 protojman: are there multiple endings?
 Mr_Horrible: game bad
 saucemaster5000: let's play amogus to fuck em
jessicaengle: Hi chat.
 Seth_Erickson: there are multiple endings but they don't change anything
 lady_loxham: well, still got another 3 hours to kill, suppose I will go to the
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sort of
jessicaengle: How was the game?
 lady_loxham: YouTube
PhanTom_lt: there's some different dialogue
accarrotate: multiple borings
 Kramburger: There's no golden ending
 Seth_Erickson: it's just about whos alive and who's not at the ending
 Diabore: she could have stayed in 2024
itbedefii: it was fun
BrindleBoar: you sent Chris back, maybe she could have stayed?
 Mr_Horrible: legit probably the worst Supermassive
Vonbane: barely whelmed
 Larkonus: Stan eventually died, so it wasn't awful.
  Pharmacistjudge: if it ends with going to DBD setup...there can't be any "good" ending
 30teracyte: the camera mechanic was not good. executed a million times worse than fatal frame
 Seth_Erickson: it's not a good game, but it's a fun game to watch
 Mr_Horrible: like actual dogwater nonsense
 Blakemcm: rank them all, go!!!
PhanTom_lt: there were plenty of decisions
PhanTom_lt: you just failed most of them
 saucemaster5000: my fav was house of ashes
plundypops: Adam lost the collectathon and valued it low huh? curious.
 Seth_Erickson: the second one in the desert is my favorite
 Seth_Erickson: I think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible They had very little control to make interesting choices, I think the DBD people had most of the plot control
 matthaus_c: peanut butter butter pops
 Fanklok: SEMPRI FI AND PUMPKIN OIE HOORAH
NimrodXIV: Quarry is the best one I think
TomatoKigu: The Quarry was fantastic
fatherllymic: The Quarry had real and fun characters
 korvys: The quarry was the summer camp one?
frozenphoenix7: Sempri Fi & Pumpkin Pi
Lysander_salamander: I feel like they could have had the dbd characters interacting with the new characters.  It didn't make sense
frozenphoenix7: @korvys Yeah
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig I mean that wouldn't surprise me, the DBD folks aren't known for making an interesting good game
 Seth_Erickson: Space one sometime
 shendaras: space one, right?
KeytarCat: The inevitability of the Entity makes the choices...fine
 ButterBall000: Semper Fi Pumpkin Pie is always a fun watch
 korvys: Yeah, that was good
 Seth_Erickson: the mansion
 30teracyte: until dawn and the quarry both longer than the dark pictures ones which I think helps
 korvys: Party like pornstars, lol
itbedefii: the devil in me
 spethycakes: Death By Spacelight
 Seth_Erickson: is the one you're forgetting
PhanTom_lt: wait
  Pharmacistjudge: so...can you play as these characters in DBD yet?
 Mr_Horrible: there was Little Hope but you didn't play that iirc
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, now they are back to making the next one in that stories series
itbedefii: is another one
fatherllymic: What was the witch hunt one?
frozenphoenix7: Men of Medan, House of Ashes, Devil In Me, and whatever one that was weird Salem Witch Trials
 saucemaster5000: quarry was very good, second season of the anthology will be coming next year
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible No I think they did
 30teracyte: @Mr_Horrible they did, adam was a real menace in that one iirc
 Seth_Erickson: that's the one with the murder hotel
  Juliamon: They did play Little Hope
silenceaux: Trap Motel?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hotel
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh wait you're right
 saucemaster5000: (I hated the devil in me)
 Fanklok: James getting his character killed made us miss Qasim shouting hoorah
 Diabore: james fell in a hole
frozenphoenix7: Devil In Me was the Hotel one
fatherllymic: Little Hope, thats right
 30teracyte: devil in me also had serious pacing problems
itbedefii: 8020 looks so cool!
 korvys: Just like Jason X
 VrolikSyndrome: Love a lil body horror.
 VrolikSyndrome: Just a lil though.
 Seth_Erickson: hope there's an Obelisk
KeytarCat: Ambiguously fungal!
jessicaengle: Will there be another Games for Babies sometime? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Devil in Me, Man of Medan, House of Ashes
 rosesmcgee: With these gas prices?
 Seth_Erickson: praying for an Obelisk
 Mr_Horrible: if you want a good version of Directive 8020 just go watch V/H/S Beyond
accarrotate: not even a different galaxy
 Mr_Horrible: Supermassive doesn't make good games
 Mr_Horrible: anymore
 30teracyte: house of ashes had the advantage of getting into the action early with the war stuff even before the monsters start showing up
itbedefii: @Mr_Horrible that's your opinion
 Fanklok: Can we go further beyond?
Lysander_salamander: it's the hatch!
 spethycakes: @Mr_Horrible they got TOO big
 Seth_Erickson: clicky clicky
 CataclysmicReverb: lmao
fatherllymic: They teased time travel ... for what?
 Seth_Erickson: I think Adam would like the Oni
 Finalsora811: Or Huntress for Adam.
 Mr_Horrible: I'm being hyperbolic but their recent stuff has been incredibly lackluster
 Seth_Erickson: we should show him a picture
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible I would say the games where they are making other people's IP and just putting their mechanics on it which has been all of their recent titles are the boring ones
 ohjanji: oh hi
 lochnessseammonster: booooo
Lysander_salamander: wait what?
 Stormgod519: sup
accarrotate: sees 4 fingers, "oh that's just augustine" 
 ohjanji: Oldgustine
Lysander_salamander: huh?
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig honestly that's probably a more fair assessment
 Seth_Erickson: hello, what is going on
PhanTom_lt: there's now two augustines
 Mr_Horrible: it's not a formula that can be strapped to much
Lysander_salamander: ?
wildpeaks: is she another of the DBD villains ?
 varmintx0: wha?
Lysander_salamander: ok?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure?
 spethycakes: Deuxgustine
 Mr_Horrible: Augustine and Bugustine
plundypops: Twins  
itbedefii: She's come from many many timelines
wildpeaks: oh cool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Helps to get all the choices?
 matthaus_c: Augustine was not the part of that I was invested in
itbedefii: if you looked through the film room
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So it's easier to get all the warhammer figures?
vinopinguino: <message deleted>yall got an opening in canada??
vinopinguino: <message deleted>asking for a friend
PhanTom_lt: did you find the Twins?
 Diabore: missed 3
 OuchOuchYoureOnMyHair: ¯\_()_/¯
 Seth_Erickson: Oni and hag?
 Mr_Horrible: Doc?
 Seth_Erickson: I don't see the hag
PhanTom_lt: the twins was very easy to find
 Seth_Erickson: she's an og one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was perfectly timed
Lysander_salamander: good luck with it
KeytarCat: Thanks for stream!
jessicaengle: Dingle the bingle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We're just waiting for more Outlaws (no pressure, DB is a lot)
ButButTheJesus: wooo thankee for stream!
patrick_stonecrusher:   
 Mr_Horrible: that would've been peak LN, tbh
 Seth_Erickson: young subscribe
 lochnessseammonster: yeeep 
 protojman: have a fantastic desert bus!
 spethycakes: Thank you for stream!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good stream as always!
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 itira: bus bus bus!
jessicaengle:    See you on the bus, chat 
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ButButTheJesus: Bus is coming
 Mr_Horrible: I have to see how much I have to make James eat his words by
wildpeaks: the bus is coming
 Stormgod519: 
 itsr67: frogsrgone
 VrolikSyndrome: Frogs are gone!
 sephsays: bye frogs
  Texan_Reverend: !db
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 Fanklok: Ewwww Ben's a normie now?
 Mr_Horrible: Doki Boki Fight Club
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok Is anyone a normie during DB?
  Juliamon: "a remote root with the game"
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  Juliamon: *gang
 Amentur:  It does indeed
 VrolikSyndrome: Cybering, if you will.
accarrotate: sexing AND sexting
 Mr_Horrible: they're cybering and that's lovely, honestly
 lamina5432: new root expansion on kickstarter right now
 Fanklok: That's made up
 spethycakes: 100% orange juice
 Mr_Horrible: 100% orange juice let's go
 itsr67: 100% orange juice is goofy
 Stormgod519: heyo
jessicaengle: 100% Crab juice
 Mr_Horrible: you've ruined it, Adam
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ImmortalLen: I thought it was a board game?
 Mr_Horrible: just imagine the music in your head
 lamina5432: gnight
 Stormgod519: thanks for the strem. gnight yall
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 tajessa: Thanks for the stream!
 Mr_Horrible: Giftmaster5000
 lochnessseammonster: thanks again friend 
 NotCainNorAbel: and some audio books
 hyperialguard: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: thanks for the stream, and happy DB to those who observe! 5000
 Mr_Horrible: good stream, lads. Thanks for the show 
 Makrosian_Tay: Thanks for the stream
 saucemaster5000: time to beat it
 shendaras: 
drrek0: But I already am home!
jessicaengle: The snipe
 Stormgod519: pfft
 itira: Thanks for stream! Have a good night everyone! LOL LOOOLLL
Vonbane: bad math to start and end 
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 Mr_Horrible: Ich bin ein klockwerk
plundypops: LOL
 lochnessseammonster:  
 Stormgod519: oh no
jessicaengle: 
ButButTheJesus: oh yeah
 Mr_Horrible: I'm putting Ben in the oubliette
 I_Am_Clockwork: this is cursed, thank you
 Stormgod519: someone's clipping this?
 itira: oohhhh
 VrolikSyndrome: ayo
 Stormgod519: NO!
 Stormgod519: ADAM!
 SnackPak_: wow
  Juliamon: ADAM NO
 Makrosian_Tay: Woooooo
NimrodXIV: uhhhh
ButButTheJesus: NO
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 YawnLance: ADAM YES
jessicaengle: 
 LostThePirate: XD
 lochnessseammonster: gottem 
 Stormgod519: cya
 Mr_Horrible:   
 I_Am_Clockwork: buh bye
 hyperialguard: Happy November, everybody
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Stormgod519: good lord...
 tajessa: 
 rosesmcgee: Night all
 Makrosian_Tay: My sides hurt omg
ButButTheJesus: 
 Makrosian_Tay: This is the best show ever
 Mr_Horrible: they've gotta get it outta the system before Desert Bus starts and they can't be that explicit
TomatoKigu: I love let's nope
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