Is This Your Card? || 100% Orange Juice

   LoadingReadyRun: i should have bought OJ before the stream smh
DideRobot: LRR: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | Is This Your Card? is back and Wheeler promises 100% Orange Juice is (somewhat) different from "thicc tang" | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113499583342697989
  TXC2: Hello everybody
  mtvcdm: @LoadingReadyRun there's always tang
  TXC2: the tang was so thicc there's probably some still in the moonbase
Didero: Anyway, good evening!
  TXC2: CONTACT
 baltimore_667083:   
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 AFamiliarCalledEl: Forgot that this game exists, but I should really play it more
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  TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
  TXC2:   
 shurtal: quick survey: Who here has actually had something from an Orange Julius?
 baltimore_667083: @shurtal it's been a long time, but yes
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 Gekyouryuu: I haven't played 100% OJ in *forever*, and I don't think I was playing it correctly when I did, so this'll be fun to watch.
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 AFamiliarCalledEl: I don't think I ever really saw an Orange Julius here in the midwest... Maybe once a long time ago
splott2k: yeah, long time ago. Back when we hung out in malls.
 baltimore_667083: my local mall had one when i was a kid-it might still be there
 shurtal: @AFamiliarCalledEl only ever saw them in malls here, and even then i lived a long way from said malls
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   LoadingReadyRun: love an Orange Julius
 baltimore_667083: aren't they typically paired with DQ nowadays?
   LoadingReadyRun: had one last year for the first time in maybe 12 years
 AFamiliarCalledEl: @shurtal Yeah, I didn't even see them in the malls I went to
  TXC2: baltimore_667083  yes, same company owns both
 baltimore_667083: oh that's right
 PMAvers: I think the last time I had a Orange Julius was when I was a kid at the Mall of America, got on a ride afterwards and just barfed everywhere. ...what.
   LoadingReadyRun: but I learned how to make a smoothie that tastes better than Orange Julius
 ShaneLeeAtk: Totally forgot I was in the EST...
   LoadingReadyRun: that is also not completely terrible for you
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Duckels: @loadingreadyrun drop that recipe my dude
   LoadingReadyRun: will kick off the stream with it
 Gekyouryuu: who is the enemy of Orange Julius? is it Han-apple Crossing the Alps?
  TXC2: Gekyouryuu  boooooo 
 jonnykefka: commit it to the VOD for future generations
Duckels: @gekyouryuu probably a blue brute
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 Gekyouryuu: @Duckels Brute Raspberyy
 Gekyouryuu: Raspberry*
   LoadingReadyRun: but Hannibal wasnt vs a Julius right?
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  no, he was much earier
  TXC2: *earlier
   LoadingReadyRun: yeah he was like 220-200 bc
 Gekyouryuu: I didn't think so, but I couldn't remember any notable anti-Julius enemies that immediately sprang to mind as a fruit juice pun, so I just went Anti-Rome in general
Duckels: "E tu brute" = "a blue brute"
JustcallmeNez: Howdy folks!!
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 couchboyj:   
 niccus: is that premier minecraft streamer ben wheeler
 letfireraindown: woooo
 baltimore_667083: no this is patrick
 Gekyouryuu: we hear you
  TXC2: historical accuracy in puns are bonus
 DeM0nFiRe: Hello (it is working)
Didero: Hi Wheeler!
Metric_Furlong: no it's not working, sorry 
  TXC2: not nessacrey
 TheMerricat: You should be fine, James went through a lot of effort to test the setup yesterday. 
 Gekyouryuu: test the mic with the horse joke
 shurtal: hannible vs. scipio, right?
 ProcyonFlynn: James did try to fix everything the other day.  You hear the notifier and everything?
Didero: James and Paul did a little bonus stream yesterday to test things
 ProcyonFlynn: Paul Helped - for what it's worth yeah.
  TXC2: shurtal  yes, but only right at the end
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 Gen2Gengar: If this isn’t famous Minecraft streamer Benjamin Wheeler
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  TXC2: Hello Wheeler
 Gekyouryuu: Scipio Toilet
Duckels: Mornin wheels
Didero: It's 7 pm here and I agree that it's too early
  TXC2: Scipo F'd Cathage after Hanbile had peaced out
  TXC2: !patreon
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 Statist42: Hi friends! 
 Fanklok: Is this one of them anime kissing games?
 Laogeodritt: Hi, Wheeler! Hi, chat! Don't usually tune in to Is This Your Card?, thought I'd poke my head in and see what y'all are up to =3
  TXC2: Hello Statist42  welcome
 dumbo3k: Every thing you do here is brought to you by Sneeze?
  TXC2: hello Laogeodritt  welcome
  TXC2: !store
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 Laogeodritt: Ah yes, that good nose-blowing content we all crave =V
 jonnykefka: I like where this is going
 shurtal: frango
 shurtal: 100% Orange Zest
 thaigeprime: magno? in this economy?
 raulghoulia: today is not Juice Tuesday
 Gen2Gengar: Git confused, added orange zest to my cpu
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  TXC2: just ALL the citrus
Duckels: Is this your juice stream?
EhDecentCanadian: The pre crush is key if you have a shitty blender
Didero: mawp
 thaigeprime: 
 jonnykefka: acid on acid? big corrosive
Didero: Clicking 'Exit' exits the game, apparently
 raulghoulia: any%?
EhDecentCanadian: The visuals are enough lmao
MrNoName001: Chat I don't think this is a card game.
  TXC2: oh we anime this week 
 thraximore: 
 fragilepaper: 
 niccus: go on?
 jonnykefka: Yu-Gi-Oh got a new look
 LordEisenfaust_: Anime Mario Party?
EhDecentCanadian: Certainly a game (and a fun one too)
 thaigeprime: say it isnt so
 thraximore: oh god
 thaigeprime: time must be stopped
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coachNelly: I believe it
Didero: I feel like you should be able to pop the background bubbles by clicking on 'em
 thraximore: this is the oldest new show on LRR
  TXC2: hello coachNelly
 accountmadeforants: I think I've had this game in my Steam library for over a decade and only played it once, I think it was free or like several cents for a bit
 jonnykefka: it's like 7 bucks
 RonaldMcDownload: Baten Kaitos longplay when?
 baltimore_667083: if it involves cards as at least a part of the plot, it counts as far as i'm concerned
  TXC2: "mario party......with anime" oh we fucked 
Didero: @accountmadeforants I own it too, so it must've been free or in some sort of bundle at some point
cuttlefishman: C
BeNiceImShy: Cards are to 100% Orange Juice as items are to Mario Party
Mai_Andra: ♪ ara ara~
EhDecentCanadian: 💀
tryllebanjo: Orange juice!
 Wolfstrike_NL: I'll also vote C
 50keyz: @RonaldMcDownload 
cuttlefishman: C is objectively correct
Didero: why is voice C so... sultry
ArtOfStuttering: Yes, that is the voice that pours you a whiskey seductively.
 jonnykefka: Type C for hedgehog woman from Mahjong Soul
cuttlefishman: They should get Watanabe to do his voice
 ProcyonFlynn: "That is the voice of a woman who pays Taxes" - Wheeler
Duckels: C is correct, c can tell us what we be needing to do
 Laogeodritt: Why can't you pay taxes and rent *and* be cute and bubbly? =V
 Gekyouryuu: that's the voice of a woman who DOESN'T pay taxes or rent because she has someone wrapped around her finger to do it for her
 thraximore: but
 DeM0nFiRe: butt
  TXC2: husky, is how we describe that voice
Metric_Furlong: "Paying taxes and rent, that's my goal." ~ Ben Wheeler
Tommadness: 
RitualGlitchZ: But $20 is $20
 LordEisenfaust_: This will be a fever dream
 schordash: 
cuttlefishman: @Gekyouryuu it's not a Fujiko Mine accent
cuttlefishman: *voice
 baltimore_667083: 
tryllebanjo: ofc
 Laogeodritt: Pffft
tryllebanjo: 
Duckels: Lmfao
 schordash: 
cuttlefishman: Isn't James married
  TXC2: Wheeler' isn't playing this game to cum, but her sure got that pause pregnant 
Metric_Furlong: @thraximore yes
 schordash: which absolute unit would you like to be? 
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RitualGlitchZ: why do 2 of them only have 1 leg
 thraximore: select vnit
 TheMerricat: So for those who aren't 'up' on their anime games... this is essentially a mashup of all the dev's characters from their other games.
 thraximore: 
 schordash:   
Tommadness: QP stands for Quality Pudding
 fragilepaper:  
cuttlefishman: haha, we gottem
cuttlefishman: wrap it up
 thraximore: NO
 thraximore: cmon
 Scy_Anide: You mean second puppy girl game? I'm sure there were puppy girls in Mahjong.
 thraximore: cmonnnnnnn
  TXC2: "10 thousand years old" NOOOOOOPE
 schordash: 
 50keyz:              
 thraximore: :I
 Gekyouryuu: only thing I know about this game is that it's a crossover party game featuring characters from a bunch of Orange Juice's different games.
 baltimore_667083: suguri probably enters wrestling rings to "My Name Is Human" 
 schordash: 
 PMAvers: HyperCard? Oh god here comes Ian bursting through the wall
Didero: we saved it
  TXC2: C A R Deez nuts
 schordash: rip wallet
 baltimore_667083: Marc with a C-aka Cark
Tommadness: Game's still real loud
Metric_Furlong: [moonbase alpha voice]"Marc!"
cuttlefishman: 1/57
cuttlefishman: hahaha
 thaigeprime: 1/57 btw
 thraximore: 1/57 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 schordash: 
  TXC2: Strap in chat 
 50keyz:    
Dearnen: a FEW...
codycantfocus: just a few
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cuttlefishman: "usual"
Tommadness: Board is just big card, truly
samiyenas: i would uninstall at this point out of anxiety
 jonnykefka: I was just rewatching that Gwent stream. let's see if the tutorial is better or worse
 PMAvers: Oh no, is this just Atmosfear?
cuttlefishman: Can Wheeler say he has truly completed 100% Orange Juice if he doesn't own every plushie?
 thraximore: @PMAvers to the BLAGGOLE
 LordEisenfaust_: I am already lost
steffex2: CARD 
Dearnen: I got lost when I saw 1/57
Metric_Furlong: ah, we've moved onto tab 2
 tehfewl: love draw card
 thaigeprime: dave spokesman has posessed him
 LordEisenfaust_: Fever dream
Metric_Furlong: yes, we receive wins by winning
nevyn666: so dokapon kingdom? with extra steps?
samiyenas: we're a third through chat!
cuttlefishman: I'm slightly dissapointed that 1/57 that the /57 was for all tabs and not just the first tab, ngl
 50keyz:   
Dearnen: wait...who's Norma, and is she the one making the orange juice?
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  TXC2: cuttlefishman  same
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Metric_Furlong: two wins per win
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 ArcOfTheConclave: Is this a cardgame?
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 thraximore: I tabbed out can we go back to 1/57
 Electrodyne: Hey, what happened to Fartbus
letsbelgo: Oh we juicing now
MrNoName001: I like the advice of "pick cards that are good for you"
 PharaohBender27 enters chat, still suffering a bit of "Desert Bus hangover"
  TXC2: hello PharaohBender27  welcome
 50keyz: 
 LordEisenfaust_: Oo
  TXC2: right did you get all that chat, there WILL be a test 
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cuttlefishman: 12/10 game
 LordEisenfaust_: uwu
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FurthestChunk: oh this is so weeaboo
 schordash: 
ArtOfStuttering: Chat, does anybody else hear the keys dangling?
 Paranundrox: I remember playing this in like, high school
 PharaohBender27: Oh this is *extremely* anime
Metric_Furlong: brb, adding 'beware of Marie Poppo" to advice 
 itsr67: huh
Didero: @TXC2 The game's whole vibe is already testing us 
 50keyz: this game right here officer
  TXC2: Didero  right?
 schordash: 
  TXC2: pre-emptive
  TXC2: !heychat
  LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
 TheMerricat: I suspect this would be more impactful for people who have actually played any of the other Orange Juice games. 
 jonnykefka: I think you click on Marc to do Marc's campaign but  this seems like a good practice
 LordEisenfaust_: This is how learning league of legends in 2024 must feel like
cuttlefishman: cow kigu
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 Malkmaven1176: Cards?
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 Gekyouryuu: the only unsolicited advice I can offer is: don't listen to me, because I have no idea how to play this either. 
Metric_Furlong: @TXC2 I was gonna to say "but no one in chat's played this game" before I remembered that wouldn't be relevant to Chat
 TheMerricat: I think you just have to unlock them via playing.
  TXC2: Metric_Furlong  indeed 
samiyenas: The art to the cards feels very "i made my own anime version" Lots of character though =)
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 Paranundrox: @Metric_Furlong I last played it like 6 years ago
 LordZarano: !advice
  LRRbot: Teeth are stored in the mouth.
 Gekyouryuu: @Metric_Furlong I mean, I *have* but that doesn't mean I know anything, and I know better than to try and backseat anyway
Didero: Seems there's more than 10 cards to choose from
Metric_Furlong: Paranundrox that's too many years to count 
 50keyz: @samiyenas this 100%
 LordEisenfaust_: just pick the anime girls looking the most chibi, who cares about effects
ArtOfStuttering: Trap.. with a cute anime girl. Oh no.
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Didero: Not every game with cards is a card game though 
cuttlefishman: @Didero lies
 raulghoulia: this music rocks
Gameface252: That's why it highlights the landing panels. 
Gameface252: Hello 
  TXC2: yeap we Mario partying up in here
Didero: oh no, there's speed settings, now Chat is gonna keep complaining that it should be faster and slower
  TXC2: hello Gameface252  welcome
 thraximore: we need this at Balatro speed
Gameface252: I've played too much of this, I definitely feel anything below Speed 4 as slow 
Didero: Is the stream messing up for other people too, or just me?
Dearnen: I think she lost to the seagull. 🤔
 AFamiliarCalledEl: Stream is all good for me
Jethrain: "the norma hasn't been achieved"?
Oghara: !schedule
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Gameface252: Right now your level is 1.
  TXC2: Didero  seems ok here
Didero: Ok, thanks, I'll try refreshing
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 IbunWest: We’ll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
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FurthestChunk: <message deleted>reduce the clock speed of the cpu to reduce the speed of the game further
 Gekyouryuu: Norma McDonald
 Twilight_Spark: Wowee
Gameface252: I think they were joking
 Paranundrox: that was a chunkpost
cuttlefishman: It's 10 yrs old... I don't think it is a zoomer game
 Gekyouryuu: it's at least 10 years old, would Zoomers even care?
EhDecentCanadian: Isn't this game like 10+ years old
 AFamiliarCalledEl: Is it? It came out like 10 years ago
 accountmadeforants: I think this game is older than zoomers are
MrNoName001: Is achieving norma like achieving tenpai
 jonnykefka: Zoomers would have been young teenagers then, so...
 PharaohBender27: 
Tommadness: deserved
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  TXC2: o7 FurthestChunk
Gameface252: If you're online, there is a turn timer setting.
 thraximore: 
RitualGlitchZ: The cpu is flaming you for taking too long lmao
Didero: Plenty of people in Chat want to fight 
 schordash: o7
  TXC2: Gameface252  we're not and we wont be
RitualGlitchZ: You should battle her to the death
Gameface252: That's fine, just wanted to mention
n3ther: lol
ArtOfStuttering: !heychat
Didero: Seagulls are assholes though
  TXC2: !jeychat
Gameface252: Well hey, those birds don't fuck around
  TXC2: !heychat
  LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
 Paranundrox: high risk high reward
 AFamiliarCalledEl: tbh I'm only medium confident that I could beat a seagull
Gameface252: OK, I'll chill. Sorry 
  TXC2: Chickens are raptors
 schordash: @Gameface252 
 jonnykefka: I have some friends who grew up inland and we were at a thing in a harbor town. Half his lunch got grabbed right out of his hand. He was so affronted. It was hilarious.
Tommadness: he's Luffyposting
Gameface252: Oh yeah, Seagulls can get aggressive
 schordash: wheeler, that’s murder! D:
Didero: Aren't you on a Home tile right now?
 schordash: murder is a n-owo
  TXC2: what a great UI 
RitualGlitchZ: Wait the pirate's name is Tequila?
 50keyz: 
  TXC2: the Value!
 Paranundrox: actively gaming
Gameface252: You did, yes
Tommadness: you sure did
Didero: You also need to go to a Home tile, no?
h3rsh3yb4r: wow the new mario party looks crazy
cuttlefishman: maybe you need to get to a norma?
 jonnykefka: 6 or higher to revive, that pirate is toast
 TheMerricat: now you got to get home to redeem your two victories.
adept_nekomancer: You have to get back to a home square to claim it
Didero: Does it have to be your own Home tile? Or just any?
ChrisAndCall: any home space works.
Gameface252: Am I allowed to answer that?
FurthestChunk: hi i'm back did ben reduce his clock speed yet
 Paranundrox: I think you have to land on any other or you can stop on your own mid-roll
Didero: I thought the tutorial said any Home tile would be fine, but it was 57 pages
  TXC2: FurthestChunk  sure why not
Didero: @FurthestChunk Pretty sure it's still at 1 second per second
faithlynn96: This game is strange
  TXC2: I think this game plays you 
Didero: Do you need to get 5 stars and you're now at 3?
cuttlefishman: you did that norma, you need to do more
FurthestChunk: it's mario party rules ben
adept_nekomancer: You have to get to level 5
Coinman1863: need to hit 5 normas IIRC
cuttlefishman: the norma requirement was 2, now it's 5
Didero: How can you write 57 pages of tutorial and still leave players so confused
 niccus: that's just respect for you as an expert gamer
 accountmadeforants: This game for a month
n3ther: would've been solid entertainment 
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MrNoName001: Was this the same person who told you to play One step from Eden?
FurthestChunk: ooh we getting the one step from eden runback
Gameface252: How many times did the cops get dropped on you in House Party?
  TXC2: house party was good once we figured it out
Tommadness: Exactly yes
 Paranundrox: correct
 Fanklok: I missed the first 20 minutes, what the fuck is happening
n3ther: ya seems like that
Didero: Usually playing a game makes it more clear how it worked, but I just keep getting more confused
ChrisAndCall: correct.
  TXC2: Fanklok  Mario party, with Anime and "cards"
ChrisAndCall: or you could fight a person on a home.
 Earthenone: this game is a good time from what  i remember its weeb mario party for sure
 Paranundrox: mario party without minigames
 Earthenone: weird to see it solo streamed yeah
 Fanklok: Sooooo next CTS?
Didero: Mario Party without the minigames doesn't sound great
adept_nekomancer: What if Mario Party, but extremely anime?
FurthestChunk: how long until the jamboree month 
 Carlioo: so when are you playing that sonic party game
 Carlioo: that has cards I think
Falannt: Hi @LoadingReadyRun , hi chat! Where are the cards?
MrNoName001: Is there an online Battle pencils client?
Gameface252: Sonic Shuffle uses the cards for movement, but it's... pretty bad
Falannt: @LoadingReadyRun thanks! i didn't see it 
 accountmadeforants: Regular board game, but anime and digital
  TXC2: I mean Mario party with a card game in place of minigames is a sound concept IMO
Didero: "The cards are HERE" *proceeds not to play any of them*.
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 Gekyouryuu: he set a trap card and then he dimensioned the dice. next he's gonna launch a beyblade
ChrisAndCall: how long until someone gets clapped by the boss?
Gameface252: No
 Earthenone: on ao3 im sure they are all ships
 Paranundrox: they're all from different games by the publisher iirc
 Carlioo: ah, pokya po, my favorite quote from my favorite character
 Earthenone: this is like smash brothers of indies
 Gekyouryuu: yeah, this is the big crossover of games by the publisher Orange Juice. that's why the game is 100% Orange Juice
 Carlioo: wow what a coward
 schordash: 
  TXC2: wow we've really escalated from seagulls and chickens 
ChrisAndCall: until someone wins, usually around 40.
 schordash: you’re trolling is too funny in this game xD
 schordash: your* dang
samiyenas: the BLUE square is the bad one?
FurthestChunk: we have reached the mario party zone: where everybody involved hates mario party, but is still playing
 Carlioo: just fight the boss
 Carlioo: ez
Didero: I still don't know how combat works...
 Earthenone: combat is dice rolls modified by cards
 Paranundrox: @Didero you roll dice, defend subtracts from damage, evade prevents damage if you roll above, each character has a modifier to each of the three stats
nevyn666: heart of the cards babee
  TXC2: the combat might be like RISK 
 fragilepaper:  
 PharaohBender27: 
Didero: @Paranundrox Oh, plus their own ATK/DEF/Evade stats, now the numbers make a bit more sense, thanks
ChrisAndCall: that gives a buff as long as you're holding it.
 Carlioo: good bit nanako
Gameface252: It does cost stars every time you get in a fight, but you're Wins seeking right now anyway
 Earthenone: killed by robot
  TXC2: oof
 Paranundrox: fortunately we're hunting wins not stars
 Carlioo: mario party!
adept_nekomancer: The murderbot shows no mercy
Gameface252: Of course, the CPUs roll fine but LRR gets the bad numbers
ChrisAndCall: that happens, especially when the boss gets involved.
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samiyenas: Gotta love it, the boss had a better strat than you
 Paranundrox: have to roll the number or above, and it decreases each turn
 Earthenone: its usualy  need a 6, then a 5, then a 4, then a 3 etc.
 Earthenone: its anime mario party!
  TXC2: Hello Jordan
 schordash:  how dare!
 Gekyouryuu: hey, Jordan
Didero: Wait, you don't even get to take your turn when you revive?
 avjamethyst: hi jordan
Didero: '''card game'''
 Gekyouryuu: Jordan, I have to admit that I am not immune to propaganda. I bought a Beyblade on Friday
 bisaflau: more like dice game
silenceaux: 'card game' is when you and opponent both roll two dice, right
 Fanklok: Chances of a Beyblades AFK?
Didero: @silenceaux That's what the D20s in MtG are for, yes 
Grimlai: @Fanklok I would freaking LOVE a BeyFK
 MungoDude: oh hi Jordan
silenceaux: absolutely murderized
 Fanklok: It's so strange hearing Jordan talk at a normal human volume and not shout talking
  TXC2: COOL GAME
 IsaTheEngie: Unfortunete!
 Carlioo: this is mario party for real masochists
Duckels: 5/7 perfect game
  TXC2: Bye Jordan
MrNoName001: This is an video game
cutaos: no notes
n3ther: 4th
 niccus: parties work in mysterious ways
Didero: are ya winnin', son
h3rsh3yb4r: how many lands are you running
 Fanklok: Good stream see you next week
 bisaflau: well at least it's James who lost and not you :'D
  TXC2: !break
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 schordash: 
 TheMerricat: I'm startting to get the impression that maybe Wheeler shouldn't take advice from chat on games to play.... 
HungryTanuki: 
Didero: This stream counts as educational because I learned that I never should try playing this game
 Earthenone: so with nightwatch being both wet ones and let it rip, my head went to let it drip, then i started playing blitzball in ffx 
 jonnykefka: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TubularPlainFlyDxCat-uSMvjHk8f89UA5bQ
nevyn666: mtg commercials so cringe
 Fanklok: Wait am I subbed?
 Fanklok: When did that happen
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 gualdhar: What, no grapefruit juice? What kind of brunch place are you running here?!?!
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Duckels: One that serves only OJ
Didero: Ooh, we can be a chicken
HungryTanuki: D:
ChrisAndCall: roster's big.
 Fanklok: Play Waluigi
 Invitare: bawk bawk
ChrisAndCall: it gives +1 to all stats.
 jonnykefka: It looks like the onse with "Story" can be unlocked in the campaign, and the rest are DLC
 Invitare: purple
Didero: Why can you only use 3 characters in singleplayer? 
Didero: @jonnykefka There's a campaign?!
 jonnykefka: Apparently
Didero: Does this game have a story?
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 Paranundrox: playing games gets you stars and you can buy boosters for more cards
Didero: This game is vaguely grating in at least 3 different ways 
 niccus: it's the whole grater box
Duckels: Why do you still take damage when your defend dice is higher
  TXC2: Duckels  there are modifiers
 Paranundrox: yes, defend can only reduce to 1
Didero: @Duckels Their attack is their ATK stat plus the diceroll, your defense is your DEF plus the diceroll, the difference is the damage you get, as far as I understand
 Paranundrox: so you're incentivized to evade
adept_nekomancer: It's a risk-reward.  If you don't evade entirely, you take all the damage.
Didero: I do appreciate that you get to choose between defending and evading after they rolled
Duckels: So evasion is the actual defence stat then since you can dodge?
Didero: seagull stop it now
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 hd_dabnado: who else up juicing they oranges
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 Paranundrox: depends on your character
 Paranundrox: and your deck
 IsaTheEngie: Some characters are more combat-oriented than others
  TXC2: music got funky
HungryTanuki: 
Didero: why's the music suddenly so loud?
 TheMerricat: The game _did_ strongly suggest that you aim for stars instead of wins in the tips we skimmed
Didero: Opening packs? I miss TCG Card Store Simulator...
  TXC2: S.T.A.R.S.
 PharaohBender27: What is with the sudden music change?
Didero: Why does the music keeps changing so wildly?
adept_nekomancer: Every time someone levels, the music changes to their theme.
 PharaohBender27: @adept_nekomancer So if a bunch of people level up at once, it would just be cacaphony? 
Jethrain: @PharaohBender27 "would be"?
 PharaohBender27: @Jethrain OK, fair
Didero: I'm enjoying myself despite the game 
  TXC2: I'm trying not too Wheeler 
 Paranundrox: it's better when you misfortune is directly due to a friend
 Paranundrox: and not a CPU
samiyenas: get Jordan in here as another player
Gameface252: @Paranundrox Especially if that CPU cheats  (I don't think they cheat in Custom / Online games though, despite confirmation biases.)
  TXC2: Jordan strikes me as someone smart enough not to play a mario-party-a-like
 raulghoulia: the country
 alexanderthefine: man I love card games
 Paranundrox: what are dice but six-sided cards
HungryTanuki: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PMAvers: I mean, this is still more interactive than Commander.
Didero: which people?
  TXC2: I said what I said
samiyenas: you have too much grace in your heart for the person who suggested it
Falannt: ignore the people
FadedOasis: Not people, One person.
trebuchetboy: I just got 112% in Hollow Knight. Im literally shaking
 Fanklok: Yeah let's go back to one step from eden
adept_nekomancer: The people know what they did.
 Fanklok: The normal way
Duckels: Chat requesting streamer suffering? A tale as old as thyme
 gualdhar: I think you have to ban the mod first
  TXC2: you get Dix to do it 
Gameface252: The normal way, and they also lose their sword in the process
 Fanklok: How about wizard 101
nevyn666: have you tried turning it off, then forgetting to turn it back on?
Didero: Was it this Ben or other Ben that once timed out a mod and then /immediately/ regretted it?
MrNoName001: Wizard 101 might be more of a card game thhan this
 hd_dabnado: I maintain that if you just abused james' credit card more then you would enjoy the actual gameplay
 Fanklok: It was Ulmer, timed out Juliamon
 Invitare: Eternal Mahjong
Duckels: This is a cardgame in yhe same way that monopoly is a card game
 PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Thank you for prompting a situation that led me to make my first post-DB clip  https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AwkwardAliveGoshawkOpieOP-ub7Yn3SZp72bBifw
  TXC2: Didero  Ben timed out Juilamon, felt bad about it, Adam laughed
ChrisAndCall: @MrNoName001 it is, but it starts pretty slow.
 Paranundrox: when has that ever been true Ben
 raulghoulia: Ben did
Didero: @TXC2 Oh right, that was on Let's Nope! Thanks!
 Invitare: you need to get on Adam's level
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  you;re welcome 
 Spooky_Noises: Loaded up my first mahjong game in a while and second hand got orphans
FurthestChunk: ben, quick question: how many mods are on your side on your home stream
samiyenas: oh shit we're rich from our pokemon killing the demon girl with green hair
Gameface252: @ChrisAndCall Doesn't Wiz101 have some paywalls in it too? I guess it is a freemium game that needs to make money somewhere though.
ChrisAndCall: @Gameface252 yep.
ChrisAndCall: paywall's pretty early too at that, though they did move it recently
 PharaohBender27: 
h3rsh3yb4r: quick silly little question: whats a norma
 Paranundrox: nothing much whats - dangit
Didero: @h3rsh3yb4r I think it's like a character level?
Gameface252: Yeah, 100% OJ got kinda inflated over time with characters. The 'demon girl' @samiyenas mentioned is allegedly from an OJ game that doesn't even exist.
adept_nekomancer: @h3rsh3yb4r I think it's checking to see whether you've met your current level goal (collected enough stars or won enough fights)
Gameface252: Well, doesn't yet exist. Development hell and such
  TXC2: norma is like the little triangle pieces in Trivial pursuit 
 LordZarano: This game has a 93% positive rating on Steam
Didero: @LordZarano Even more evidence that Steam ratings can't be trusted
 Paranundrox: its the kind of game you're only going to get if you like it
samiyenas: @Gameface252 She has a tail and horns. Are you saying she's not a demon?
 niccus: it is a game that is aligned with what people want from it
Gameface252: ooh, nice evade Teo
 alexanderthefine: oh it's so much better
Didero: LoL at least requires thought and effort
ChrisAndCall: even with randos, chat's usually chill.
h3rsh3yb4r: league has cards in it
 Fanklok: Lol has cards
Gameface252: @samiyenas Maybe she is, I don't know her lore. Game calls her a Beast Witch.
samiyenas: Yeah it's fun to shit on but like this isnt that bad.
h3rsh3yb4r: you can play twisted fate
Didero: Fighting the urge to quit? 
samiyenas: about as card related as this tbh
  TXC2: I mean this sure ain't no W+P game
 Fanklok: April fools stream
Derekwillis: She fucking died.
 Paranundrox: +3 attack is no joke
MrNoName001: Backseating which card you pick
MrNoName001: shouldve gone yellow for stun
Didero: What's the grey flying thing, anyway?
Jethrain: @Didero it's a friendly drone that one of his cards spawned
Gameface252: A Robo Ball. It's allied to LRR since he summoned it with a card.
Didero: @Jethrain Ah, must've missed that, thanks
 Paranundrox: this summon is messed up
 PMAvers: I mean, it looks like it was a mod that originally suggested this, so....
Jethrain: 200
adept_nekomancer: 192 is not 200, sadly
Jethrain: this pikachu is cracked
  TXC2: o7 pikachu
 SK__Ren: omg wheeler
 hd_dabnado: you might be able to steal the boss
ChrisAndCall: you get all the stars that everyone else lost to it.
Gameface252: 
  TXC2: lets GO1
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2:   
  TXC2: EDGE
 alexanderthefine:  
Didero: Why did you character have '0/13' below it?
Gameface252: This game has... a lot of DLC
 Paranundrox: there's like a billion dlc at a couple bucks apiece
Jethrain: 
 hd_dabnado: 700?????
Gameface252: The base game is very cheap and generally goes on sale often
 TheMerricat: Orange Juice made a lot of games it seems.
  TXC2: Meanwhile Half life 2 is free 
ChrisAndCall: you need to some play some games online to be able to play as the chicken.
FadedOasis: @hd_dabnado The entire publisher's library
 TheMerricat: @TXC2 And got a huge update!
 Paranundrox: I last played in 2018 and they've been consistently producing DLC since
 Invitare: that's not what "pack" means
Didero: A server called "Skill Based Gameplay", nothing could go wrong
ChrisAndCall: that lightning bolt lets you quick join an open game.
Gameface252: Oh yeah, some of these room names can get weird
 schordash: born ready! gl!
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Read @Didero's comment
  TXC2: 
ChrisAndCall: yes, there is an ingame chat.
VermilionHeron: This is the bizarrest UB set I've ever seen
ChrisAndCall: you already turned it off.
Didero: pure skill
 TheMerricat: They'll report you for smurfing.
 Earthenone: looks like they have sleeves
 AFamiliarCalledEl: Maybe you're a prodigy
Gameface252: Level is but a measure of playtime, really
 SK__Ren: lol, this game has enough RNG for you to lose solo against the weakest AI because the game looked at you funny. Anyone with their levels is immune to rage quitting imo
Gameface252: @Earthenone Yeah, sleeves were a new thing added for the 10th anniversary, and some were added in events after that.
  TXC2: SK__Ren  as we found out in our first game 
 Paranundrox: smh didn't get the weighted dice DLC
ChrisAndCall: oh right, people can drop in or out whenever.
ChrisAndCall: they'll be replaced by a cpu.
 niccus: does this game have hell queue if you keep leaving
Gameface252: Someone filled in the CPU slot player 4 had
MrNoName001: right before you win everyone drops out
 Earthenone: is pokemon pocket the december ityc?
  TXC2: seems kinda shity imo
ChrisAndCall: you get absolutely nothing if you leave midgame.
  TXC2: Sounds good
Didero: But TFT uses units, not cards 
  TXC2: now if only I could watch season 2 of Arcane 
 bisaflau: where do we put game suggestions for Is this your Card?
Didero: Is it Team Fortress 2?
  TXC2: !discord
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 raulghoulia: skill diff
Didero: the hell
ChrisAndCall: you have a natural -1 to evade.
 Paranundrox: 1+1 vs 3-1 both 2
 Earthenone: modidfiers you had a -1 they had a +1
  TXC2: or you can go up to wheeler in person and give a suggestion along with $20
 jonnykefka: Canadian or US?
 PharaohBender27: @jonnykefka Depends on how much you want him to actually follow your suggestion 
  TXC2: jonnykefka  both, at the same time 
 raulghoulia: that game rules
 niccus: yeah i've heard that's a good'un
Didero: 20 yen
 jonnykefka: 20 euros? Flying first class I see
Didero: 20 Turkish dinar
  TXC2: 20 Zimbabwean dollars Kapp a
 PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Pre- or post-revaluation? 
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  I think either way it's bad 
 Earthenone: gotta oppen up in game chat and hit em with the ... to motivate them
 PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Yeah, but one is MUCH worse, IIRC.
ChrisAndCall: there's different dice you can unlock. (it's purely cosmetic)
ChrisAndCall: there's probably nothing in the chat box, if I had to guess.
Didero: Never read Chat, anywhere
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  oh indeed, they printed a 100 trillion dollar bill at one point 
 PharaohBender27 suddenly remembers when there was some guy in a couple of streams who actually *did* try to post a manifesto . . .
 LordZarano: !chat
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 jonnykefka: they give them to Ig Nobel winners
  TXC2: Didero  I'm a chat mod, and I endorse this message
  TXC2: they were probably trying to post a copypasta
 PharaohBender27: Yeah. The Unabomber manifesto, to be specific. It always got cut off because of character limits, but Googling the words led me to figure out what it was.
 Earthenone: i think that was the charicter i used when i did this? i played for 90 minutes a few months back because everyone in the discord call was drunk/high and wanted to mario party
FurthestChunk: we stan for manifestos here
 Earthenone: the +2 evade hands in pockets girl
FurthestChunk: and especially big ted 
 PharaohBender27: I believe that user has been banned, of course.
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  oh almost certainly
 raulghoulia: Take my bird, please
Didero: That seagull got sea-culled
 Earthenone: it makes me remeber adams gamehaus
 Earthenone: all the random people coming in to tell him to shut up
 PharaohBender27: Oh, Wheeler doesn't know about the horse joke supercut?
  TXC2: oh have you seen the Video TQ made for you Wheeler ?
Didero: That card art sure was something
 Earthenone: the horse joke dident have the same apperance fee
  TXC2: yes I noticed that too Wheeler
 Earthenone: no one had the 20$
 PharaohBender27: OK good, so Wheeler will have *some* context for this GIF I made: https://i.gyazo.com/ba2721e41c865d04f2798d617764c1b8.gif
FurthestChunk: playing minecraft mainly
 RealGamerCow: When Wheeler is not on the screen, everyone should be saying "Where's Wheeler?"
 Fanklok: Wheeler is banned from horse joke
 niccus: where's wheeler?
 Earthenone: filming in america, playing minecraft at home? were you LARPing james?
 jonnykefka: they played a vid of the horse joke. well, a remix video.
Didero: Turns out picking a fight with a seagull is not a great idea
FurthestChunk: who would win, one ben wheeler or a thousand seagulls
Didero: @jonnykefka Desert Bus isn't long enough for the whole thing
ChrisAndCall: the Seagulls always want blood.
 jonnykefka: when was the horse joke ooriginally
  TXC2:   
  TXC2: jonnykefka  2019 I think
Didero: ew
VermilionHeron: motor oil
  TXC2: clearly you meant you put tang in your OJ 
Didero: There's an old Dutch TV commercial where a waiter gets back at an annoying customer by peeing in a glass of orange juice, that's the first thing that came to mind
 tehfewl: the game is called 100% orange juice, there can't be anything else in the cup or the percentages wouldn't add up
Didero: Wait, shit, that's apple juice, not orange juice
  TXC2: he's doing it chat!
  TXC2: fuck
 Gekyouryuu: your stars, but what about your garters?
ChrisAndCall: of course. Store Manager (the boss's name) does that.
VermilionHeron: is this game played against other people online?
 Gekyouryuu: @VermilionHeron it can be
 Gekyouryuu: iirc
  TXC2: VermilionHeron  this round is yes
 niccus: it's a long list
Didero: This stream isn't long enough to explain what's wrong with the Dutch
ChrisAndCall: minigame/
Didero: ok, one question: what the fuck?
  TXC2: a minigame, finally
MrNoName001: Its like a bad version of that game & watch game
ChrisAndCall: no, the dice is cosmetic only.
Didero: Why are there suddenly minigames happening?
 Fanklok: I would argue the inclusion of piss would make it no longer 100% oj
Didero: this is genuinely awful
Didero: Why not?
  TXC2: if you drank nothing but OJ, then peed into some OJ, the OJ might remain 100% OJ
SaxPython: !storm
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 PharaohBender27: @TXC2 ... I don't think that's how the digestive system works
Didero: This game needs a history log of what the fuck just occurred
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ChrisAndCall: there's a card that causes you to roll a 0-7 die instead of a 1-6 one.
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  I guess you just turn orange instead 
ipoddodd: This minecraft stream looks suspiciously like an anime board game
  TXC2: ipoddodd  we've used A LOT of mods 
Didero: When will you join Mine O'Clock?
  Defrost: @TXC2 I'm innocent
SunsetOcelot: When Mojang fiinally adds cards to Minecraft all streams will converge
FurthestChunk: benjamin found diamonds on day one
ipoddodd: Look, all I'm saying is that one of the thaumcraft research packages looks suspiciously like a card playing roguelike
FurthestChunk: who else can claim that
FurthestChunk: please don't ask what happened to the diamonds
  TXC2: Defrost  well then I'm guilty enough for the rest of us 
Tommadness: ben going for violence
 PMAvers: Baron Nashor has been slain
  TXC2: a kill stolen from us right there
Didero: The other players can, at least 
 PMAvers: BIRD UP!
 PharaohBender27: Seagulls are LETHA:
 GhostValv: go birds
 schordash: 
ChrisAndCall: gotta love the deathgulls.
 schordash: go birds! lmaooooo
 Invitare: shouldn't have been waving around a sandwich
 Carlioo: three 1's in a row huh
  TXC2: and they say birds aren't dinosaurs 
 schordash: 
MrNoName001: They just roll better lmao
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ViscousObedientMushroomKlappa-w43-fjRwd6OqZUok
 Fanklok: The average human would lose a 1v1 with a chicken
 schordash: 🫠
 Carlioo: I would simply roll good
 Carlioo: oh is she the protagonist?
 PharaohBender27: @TXC2 Someone (can't remember who) said something once that lives rent-free in my head: chickens are so angry because they remember that they were dinosaurs and are mad they're not anymore
  TXC2: they ascended into their final form: eepy fae
 Paranundrox: that card had her roll two dice for everything that round, including combat
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  damn right
Didero: where'd wheeler go
 Invitare: to fight off a seagull
  TXC2: Wheeler went away
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 Peter_Chordash: Where's Wheeler?
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 Invitare: they're attacking the moonbase
 PMAvers: Wheeler has ascended to his final form: chair
  TXC2: PMAvers  
  TXC2: so chair, how was DB for you?
 schordash: 
 GhostValv: chair gaming 
 Carlioo: aw, no orange juice?
 schordash: TeaTime
 PMAvers: You rolled a 6 to revive.
Didero: CPU rolled your revive die
 Paranundrox: you revived and thats about it
Didero: This game has a constant undercurrent of sensory overload
Didero: If somebody shouted "Fight me!" directly into my face, I'd also take a different route
MrNoName001: why'd they fight you? they had 9 wins?
 GhostValv: let's go birds
v_nome: seagulls got hands
 Carlioo: do you have to evade if you're at 1 hp?
 PharaohBender27: 🐦
 PharaohBender27: :seagull:
  TXC2: we got Falcons, Eagles, Ravens, why no gulls in the NFL ?
Didero: A hawk is pretty different from a gull
VermilionHeron: Shit hawks, Randy
 gualdhar: Seahawks are Ospreys, tyvm
  TXC2: like, wouldn't Seattle seaguls stike a lot more fear into your heart then seahawk ?
Didero: I try not to talk to seagulls
 gualdhar: jesus fuck Wheeler just murder an entire city why don't you
 gualdhar: they're 53 people and they're doing their best
  TXC2: 53 people in the whole city? and the houses still cost that much? 
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ChrisAndCall: they win.
Didero: Four dice? That's just overkill
 v_nome: So are these real people or bots?
  TXC2: real people
Didero: Woo, not last!
Didero: Level up!
  TXC2: not last, the truest win of all
MrNoName001: How many of the people stayed through the entire game?
 schordash: 
 schordash: 
Didero: Oh good, I need a break for a bit 
  TXC2: no worries Wheeler
 schordash: 
  TXC2: !break
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 PharaohBender27 is real glad he did his grocery run earlier - it's now raining pretty dang hard outside where he is
 v_nome: If you were to use an animal to convey the level of rain on a scale from sea monkey to elephants where would it fall?
 gualdhar: uh
 gualdhar: what's happening
 v_nome: animu intensifies
 niccus: the anime equivalent of jingling keys
 schordash: 
 DeM0nFiRe: @gualdhar orange juice, clearly
  TXC2: Wheeler has open 4 of instaces of the game 
  TXC2: *instances
  TXC2: and we're back
ChrisAndCall: oh hi.
 SK__Ren: Because you jumped into a game in progress
ChrisAndCall: because you joined mid-game, after characters got picked.
Didero: I guess you're filling in for somebody who quit earlier?
 gualdhar: it sounded like you got thrown into a game?
ChrisAndCall: you have to join at the start of turn 1 in this case.
Didero: So literally everything about this game is weird, even the game joining process?
  TXC2: Didero  you gotta give it, game has a theme and it plays it out 
Didero: @TXC2 This game is very much itself, yeah
  TXC2: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] I am currently winning, and my theme rules!
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  TXC2: ITYC says ACAB
ChrisAndCall: needs level 3.
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ChrisAndCall: Jamboree?
Tommadness: Jamboree
 Gekyouryuu: Jamboree?
Didero: Didn't a new one come out this month?
Didero: Or $700 if you want the full experience 
ChrisAndCall: this game is also on sale fairly regularly.
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, Mario Party is way better about creating the illusion of skill mattering, which makes you that much more invested, and makes the sudden and random loss that much more devastating.
ChrisAndCall: everyone keeps the same number of cards they had prior to Gift Exchange.
Didero: Mario Party also has the major benefit of it not having anime girls constantly shouting
 accountmadeforants: I think the chicken is just afraid of all these anime girls having giant guns
Didero: You'd almost think chickens aren't very smart
 accountmadeforants: Seagulls are born killers
 Earthenone: is mill a lose condition here?
  TXC2: !next
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 accountmadeforants: @Earthenone It's a shared deck, so I'd assume not
 Earthenone: is it shared with the chicken too?
MrNoName001: Sweet breaker, sister of wheelie breaker?
 accountmadeforants: @Earthenone Yes
 accountmadeforants: (I don't actually know)
ChrisAndCall: @Earthenone no, the deck just resets once its empty.
 accountmadeforants: Presumably chicken simply chooses to move every time, or doesn't have the opposable thumbs to draw cards
 gualdhar: I think this is more boba-shit than kinki-shit
 Earthenone: you know why
Didero: Because nothing in this game makes sense
 PharaohBender27: Jealous much? 
  TXC2: is cuteness a DLC? 
 schordash: lmaooo PharaohBender
MrNoName001: ngl some maps feel like they suck to go for kills on
 accountmadeforants: I went back and it said that Cuteness is 10 - Max HP - ATK + EVD. They had -1 ATK and +2 EVD, so they got an extra 3 points.
 accountmadeforants: Basically weakness and cowardice is cuteness, per this game
  TXC2: accountmadeforants  that sounds so wrong to me for some reason 
  TXC2: why don't we have egg?!
MrNoName001: This game is such an assault on the ears
 tehfewl: in minecraft
Didero: @MrNoName001 It does feel like it'd be a lot more bearable with all sounds except maybe music off
 Earthenone: the cop has a gun!
aggrodr1ft: it's an immersive soundscape experience
 accountmadeforants: Turns out beating up cops is a massive net positive
  TXC2: "I am coming to kill you! at your house! in Los Angeles!" "...or in the ring" "NO! in real life..."
 Earthenone: true!
n3ther: bold of you
  TXC2: (Adam voice) this game SUCKS!
 accountmadeforants: Lmao
 schordash: savage!
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Wheeler
 schordash: 
  Shragon: Thanks for streaming wheeler!
Didero: oh thank god
 PharaohBender27: Gee, I wonder why? 
 niccus: despite popular demand
HungryTanuki: Thank you for the stream Ben!
 schordash: thanks for the stream! you’re totemo kawaii, desu yo✨
  TXC2: Caravan HYPE
  TXC2: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 Earthenone: if GWENT got played anything can be
Didero: Listening to Chat, despite experience
Falannt: why you even consider the people?
  TXC2: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
Didero: Thanks for the stream! I had fun!
 schordash:   
  TXC2: !homestream
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager , twitch.tv/sergeafterdark | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
 Earthenone: !homestreams
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager , twitch.tv/sergeafterdark | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Join Nelson, Jordynne, and Matt for a little Sunday afternoon Vampire Survivors! Game: Vampire Survivors) at Sun 01:00 PM PST (20m from now).
 Earthenone: also sub read? or is that next streams problem?
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2: !events
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h3rsh3yb4r: minecraft later?
Didero: Why? Is Ian tired from something? 
  TXC2: Minecraft as Hatsune miku intended
 Earthenone: now kiss?
  TXC2: LETS GO!
Didero: Oh, no Play It Forwards?
 Invitare: wha-what
 Stormgod519: I made it...
 Stormgod519: just for the end. hi all
  TXC2: hello Stormgod519  welcome
 Stormgod519: hi TXC2
 Stormgod519: oh well, the vod will come soon
HoneyJack07 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, HoneyJack07! (Today's storm count: 33)
Didero: @Stormgod519 Next stream is in 18 minutes or less though, so you're nicely in time for that
 Earthenone: the bits we made along the way
Didero: bye wheeler thanks wheeler
 Stormgod519: @Didero oh sick
  TXC2: bye wheeler
 Stormgod519: ill just hang around
  TXC2: !mastodon
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun is now on Mastodon! You can find them at kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun, and LRRMtG at kind.social/@LRRMTG
Didero: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Join Nelson, Jordynne, and Matt for a little Sunday afternoon Vampire Survivors! Game: Vampire Survivors) at Sun 01:00 PM PST (16m from now).
  TXC2: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
 Earthenone: konichiwa
  TXC2: !contact
  LRRbot: ALL of LRR's active and official points of contact can be found on the Master Contact List: https://lrr.cc/contact
HungryTanuki: 
 Stormgod519: oh right, rhythm cafe is gonna be today right?
 schordash: jaa na!〜☆
 Earthenone: no its bonus vampire stream with those who do that thing
 Gekyouryuu: @Stormgod519 after the bonus stream, if nothing's changed
 schordash: 💫✨
 Stormgod519: sweet
 Earthenone: then heather enters the mikuverse alone again
 Stormgod519: bonus strem and rhythm cafe? best day ever
 schordash: @Stormgod519 i think heather said it’d just be her for RC :3
 Stormgod519: yeah
 Stormgod519: but still, its Heather
 schordash: ayeeee~ :3
 schordash:  
 Stormgod519: this sea shanty style music is pretty sweet
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Stormgod519: LOL
HungryTanuki: 
 PharaohBender27: It sounds like a jaunty military march to me
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Stormgod519: hi highlight reel
 Stormgod519: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 schordash:   
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody
Didero: Good night!
cuttlefishman: that... was a stream
HungryTanuki: 
 Stormgod519: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WittyTsundereEggnogRuleFive-175eDXrRgYSta9mQ
 Stormgod519: @TXC2 cya friend
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AthleticHealthyPidgeonPeoplesChamp-Lwg8f4Sx0zSPy36u
 PharaohBender27: Goodnight, TXC2!
 RockPusher: !search for treasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
 RockPusher sips from the potion of healing and finds it tastes like tea, earl grey, hot
 Invitare: I would have expected strawberry
 Invitare: fluorescent red liquid probably shouldn't taste of tea
 RockPusher:   
 PharaohBender27:  !
Whisle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Whisle! (Today's storm count: 34)
 PharaohBender27: MIC 5
 Nigouki: Mic 5
 RockPusher: hot mics in your area
 PharaohBender27: 
   LoadingReadyRun: tyty
 PharaohBender27: I remember the horse bit
 RockPusher: the horse bit was a good bit 
 PharaohBender27: And that  initially seemed to think it was . . . something else
 Sorator13: who's ready to LIVE
 Sorator13: and THRIVE
 Nigouki: Jordynne gets one more stream before being deported back to Ontario...
 RockPusher: 2Powerful4BC
 PharaohBender27: @Nigouki Two more, actually - Dial Town is Tuesday morning! (Sadly I'll miss it on account of work, but will absolutely watch the VOD)
 spethycakes: We love a bonus stream!
 Nigouki: @PharaohBender27 D:
 Nigouki: neat!
 shamblingkrenshar: 
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