Shparky2197: Good morning all. antibiotics and painkillers are kicking my behind, so Imma draw along today and not care about how bad it is
SaxPython:
@Shparky2197 
beowuuf: o7
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TXC2:
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Metric_Furlong: hello txc2
TXC2: hello Metric_Furlong
Shparky2197:
Shparky2197: Also, jaw infection is improving, and I have had one of 3 problem teeth removed.
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Lysander_salamander: hahaha twitch why do you think I can afford diamonds
TheDevil_Risen: ok that's weird, my notification said it was Rhythm Cafe lel
TheDevil_Risen: also HAI
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
BraveOthello: Remember: it's "Unable to draw horses club", not "Disallowed from drawing horses club"
BraveOthello: Live your weird horse dreams
Shparky2197: @Lysander_salamander I mean, that's still better than those suspiciously laser targeted ads
TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander and TheDevil_Risen welcome
beowuuf:
iris_of_ether: @thedevil_risen The notification can't be updated outside the office, so it's the same as the last in-office stream
IbunWest:
SymphonySolstice: h o n s e
Shparky2197: Also, I love in the post-tooth-extraction care notes, it says that tea nd coffee can be consumed, but must be cooled first. Anyone who knows me know that that's business as usual for me, because I forget about my cuppas
TXC2: here we GO!
baltimore_667083: honse!
poipal:
< that's a horse, right?
Lysander_salamander: yay horse time
TXC2: Horse!
Lysander_salamander: a
Shparky2197: HI Cori!
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
baltimore_667083: a
TXC2: Hello Cori
beowuuf: o/
TheDevil_Risen: @iris_of_ether ahh makes sense
Metric_Furlong: hello cori
Shparky2197: How alive are you after DB?
Lysander_salamander: howdy all you wonderful creatures
TheDevil_Risen: Hey Cori!
SymphonySolstice: I am acceptable
TheAinMAP: Is Az a page in a coloring book today?
IbunWest:
SymphonySolstice: oooo shapes, my favorite
poipal: Coloring books! /breaks out the muji pens
TheDevil_Risen: I am tired, 2nd last day of O/N shifts with no co-workers on shift with me
Lysander_salamander: I'm feeling similar
TXC2: ZETA comes at you fast
Shparky2197: Oh right, I should find my colouring books
SymphonySolstice: that's me all the time fr
iris_of_ether: I hope clearing your buslag is going okay
Metric_Furlong: but are you awake, or is this just a dream?
Shparky2197: drawing for today
SaxPython:
ghizmou: time sure is timing
poipal: All of us zeta participants got the eepies
TXC2:
fun story, I had my Peak DB dreams AFTER DB ended 
beowuuf: chill club
Shparky2197: But we're here?
SymphonySolstice: this is all a simulation
Lysander_salamander: yay swears
SaxPython:
Sarah_Serinde: For me Peak Bus is the urge to purge swears in places where swears are totally fine and also I might not even have the ability to get rid of them
SymphonySolstice: oooh aaah
TheDevil_Risen: i love rolling my derwents in their tin, its satisfying
TheAinMAP:
Sarah_Serinde:
TXC2:
one was I was doing a sit down interview of Graham and Andrew in my front garden, and this made me wake up at 2am thiniking DB was starting this friday instead of being finished
Shparky2197: Oh, I've been replacing swears with bus for the last little while. Weird for an aussie
TheDevil_Risen: @TXC2 nice
iris_of_ether: PeakBus was my mom calling me in a semi panic because she accidentally won my prize. And then waking me up from a dead sleep the next day because she accidentally overbid on a silent auction and wanted to know if it could be fixed (or if it was even ethical to do so)
TheDevil_Risen: @TXC2 I had a dream that MiniBus visited down under for my birthday. it was very surreal
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SymphonySolstice: lol, my sister did that once @iris_of_ether
spicyFerret_: Ah feck, not strong language!
SaxPython:
Mom_of_Ether
iris_of_ether: It's just my mom lol
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
TXC2:
the other was the sounds of cats fighting at 4am made "James" say "this is fine, this is ok" 'cause Dawnguard was all sleeping in my house
Shparky2197: Imma draw cacti
poipal:
I did not have DB dreams but I'm definitely recovering from Zeta schedule regardless 
iris_of_ether: She claimed that she didn't know how the system worked. (Thankfully someone else won it)
Shparky2197: Thanks Cori, means a lot to hear that
TheDevil_Risen:
Keep Talking and no one Coloursplodes? haha.. wrong shift 
TXC2: iris_of_ether it's always ok, to reduce a bid down to what you meant, people make mistakes
spicyFerret_: Words sense not need make
poipal:
@txc2 especially when someone adds an extra zero by mistake 
iris_of_ether:
Agreed TXC2, I just wish she hadn't discovered this like twenty minutes before the auction closed
TXC2:
poipal yes, we call that 3geek-ing
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Juliamon:
nope 
poipal: I came close to winning an art challenge!
SymphonySolstice: mine crafte,
iris_of_ether: Alas, no
TheDevil_Risen:
I had a pretty crazy 
Shparky2197: Many entries, no winnings, still very happy with how awesome bus was this year
SymphonySolstice: I also had an #offbyone
TXC2: CUBE
poipal: C U B E for ORB
beowuuf: wait, didn't 3geek let the mistake stand?
TheDevil_Risen: O R B
Sarah_Serinde: I won a Card Kingdom gift card back in 2012. The auctions have always climbed in price faster than my ability to afford them
TXC2: beowuuf they sure did
beowuuf: o7
Shparky2197: I mean, I remember many threats to resign because of how awesome the prizes were this year
Xed_Regulus: What if we win it, and then gift it to you?
aerohydra: so you just get a week off, dont have to recreate your sleep schedule and get to donate money to charity, its all upside
Juliamon: Some rocks *are* dirt-coloured
TXC2:
Sarah_Serinde so instead you donated prizes that do the same?
TheDevil_Risen: Erosion of Rocks
baltimore_667083:
from other dirt
ANeMzero: mostly decomposing biological matter
spicyFerret_: Rock the dirt!
Sarah_Serinde:
TXC2 I am contributing a lot more through prizes than I can afford to in cash. I'm helping! 
poipal: This seems like a good time to bust out the Strawberry Jam Celeste mod soundtrack I got yesterday /cracks open vlc
TXC2:
Sarah_Serinde you sure are
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SymphonySolstice: I've already started researching materials for my prize next year, because I know full well it's gonna take me all year
Sarah_Serinde:
Okay after modding DB for all of Alpha Flight, it feels a little weird to have free time at this time of day now
LordZarano: Is it still called regolith if it's on Earth?
TehAmelie: hi pals. is there no sound for everyone else?
poipal: @symphonysolstice mood
TehAmelie: now i hear
Juliamon: TehAmelie Just Cori talking
Sarah_Serinde: I've been thinking about ideas for next year's craft for a couple months now but I haven't settled on anything I like
TXC2: TehAmelie there's sound, Cori just isn't talking much
SymphonySolstice: [soft applause]
beowuuf: no music no cam just vibes
poipal: I can crack if I wanna!
Shparky2197: winRAR jacket?
TXC2:
Sarah_Serinde chat is sloooooooow now
iris_of_ether: My schedule for getting a venting system going for the resin printer has moved up. I found potential models for a next year craft....
Bruceski: I need to get back to the desert sometime. It calls me.
ANeMzero: I don't think I could wear a winRAR jacket, I'd feel guilty every time I unzip.
SaxPython:
@iris_of_ether
Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 And I don't have to watch it nearly so closely
Shparky2197:
@ANeMzero 
Juliamon:
TehAmelie: i don't think i've ever been to the desert, even in Texas. maybe travel goals
Sarah_Serinde:
LordZarano duckduckgo's "WinRAR jacket that Cori really wants"
poipal: If you love something, let it ZIP
Juliamon: (sometimes I feel like the only person who actually paid for WinRAR)
Shparky2197: This one?
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spicyFerret_: Are tar balls still a thing people do
TehAmelie: oh, you were the one? thanks for your sacrifice Julia
Shparky2197: I mean, attempts are always appreciated
iris_of_ether: I'll need to download the files of Nightwatch Day 7 for the Late Night Dub Fight, because the dubbers name checked me and basically no-scoped my next year project....
Sarah_Serinde: I'm a little tempted to do a cross stitch of "If you love something let it rip" but I feel like it wouldn't be big or complex enough for one of my DB crafts
LordZarano: @Juliamon LGR bought WinRAR on CD, in 2021
Sarah_Serinde: Haha yeah Iris that was great
TehAmelie: is it like Photoshop used to do it, where you pay thousands of dollars cause they know most people will pirate it?
iris_of_ether:
I hope that cross-stitch eventually exists regardless, Sarah
Sarah_Serinde: iris_of_ether someone made a cross stitch pattern of it for one of the art challenges!
Shparky2197: @Sarah_Serinde Probably still a good thing to have commemoratively for this years bus
poipal: @sarah_serinde oh i did that pattern! It'd probably be large enough to make a patch out of it
iris_of_ether: ! I'll need to check out that pattern hahaha
Sarah_Serinde: @Shparky2197 Yes but then I'd have to go to the trouble of making that on top of my big DB project
Sarah_Serinde: poipal Ah nice! I couldn't remember who it was but it was great
poipal: Aww ty
Shparky2197: Maybe a small one for now?
iris_of_ether: Crabpression: Maybe Little Squish
poipal: @iris_of_ether if you search the discord's DB channel for "mapped pattern" you should be able to find it
TheDevil_Risen: That cross stitch pattern submission that was live during the bus for "if you love it let it rip" was so cool
TheMerricat:
I think for a lot of people either Photoshop or Autocad are their first introduction to the disparity between enterprise software prices and consumer software prices. Which is why both companies decided to try to hide that by introducing 'student' pricing. 
iris_of_ether: Thank you @poipal !
TheDevil_Risen: I think i have one somewhere
Sarah_Serinde:
A bunch of the LRR mods were certainly talking about it
SnackPak_: according to the LRRcord, several people
SymphonySolstice: severely tempted ngl
TheMerricat:
Are you kidding? You could put your eye out with those things.
TheDevil_Risen: from when i was a kid
Shparky2197: I would have gotten into beyblade, if I have money after desert bus
poipal:
I was into Beyblade when it first came out but I think all our Beys are buried in the basement
Juliamon: I haven't, but I will definitely pick up a bey if I see one in person
Sarah_Serinde:
I would never actually use it. I'll just have to come visit you all again and play at the Moonbase
TehAmelie: maybe i'm fortunate that Night Watch fell into the point of the day when i could not stay awake most of the week
Shparky2197: Definitely saving the playlist of the rip-off
TXC2:
I was 12 and into warhammer
Juliamon: They look like they'd feel nice in the hand, as a fidget
Juliamon: lots of textures
TheDevil_Risen: though going to get someone to alter my Sensei's divining top with a beyblade because that would be peak DB reference
beowuuf: beyblade versus 1000pt army
Shparky2197: I'm still so stoked that we made it to the full 168 hrs
iris_of_ether: That's just IRL Besiege
TXC2: beyblade would win no doubt
Shparky2197: The squats for charity was just insane.
poipal: @shparky2197 ditto, that was nuts
TehAmelie: ooh, how much money value in Warhammer figs could you destroy in one spin would be a great Beyblade game
TXC2: Shparky2197 yeap, I never had a doubt it would happen this yearr
beowuuf: the one week! the one year!
Shparky2197: @TehAmelie Just, the tears, so much crying
poipal: @thedevil_risen also thank you! The font patterns were DMC stock templates but I converted the Beys to a pattern by hand, the critter faces in the middle were especially tricky lol
TehAmelie: maybe some delicate origami figures if you're not made of money
Shparky2197: On a safer note though, would someone be able to put up a bunch of paper targets or something in a beyblade stadium with point values on them
Shparky2197: Make it a scoring game that way
TheDevil_Risen: @poipal no worries, it totally gave me the vibes of the stitches my nan used to do for fam as housewarming gifts
poipal: Oh wait if we're talking about origami paper targets, has anyone seen the origami crane man
TehAmelie: like minds, Shparky
poipal: Ideal candidate
poipal: @thedevil_risen lol excellent that was exactly the vibe i was going for
TheAwkes: Yeah, where's the Redbull Crashed Ice™, but for Beyblades?!
SquareDotCube: MtG but with beyblades, change how scriviner's top works
Shparky2197: Definitely want to see beyblade variants on AFK
TehAmelie: i hope there are people out there welding their own battle tops
TXC2: some sort of Beyblade assault course
TehAmelie: maybe with tungsten
Shparky2197: @TehAmelie Challenge for Alec Steel after he's done with titanium demascus?
QuixoticScrivener: I look forward to Elder Beyblade Highlander, and Canadian Beyblade Highlander
TheDevil_Risen:
@TehAmelie someone needs to @ Alex Stacey for this one 
iris_of_ether: Beyby
TheMerricat: "Some Non Standard Bayblade sets are: Slingshock Cross Collision Battle Set: This set comes with two Slingshock tops that can be customized by splitting and rearranging the Energy Layers. It also includes two chips that can change the direction of the top, allowing for right-spin or left-spin battles..."
SquareDotCube: 100 beyblades enter a giant arena...
TheMerricat: "... Cosmic Pegasus: This Beyblade is considered one of the strongest in the universe and has six combinations and various special moves."
SquareDotCube: Beyblade royale
QuixoticScrivener: Beyblade Draft?
poipal: @squaredotcube like those giant steel marble funnels
Shparky2197: ttsf but beyblades, afk but beyblades, the long game but beyblades. What other streams can we involved beyblades on?
ANeMzero: A 1km race on Razor Scooters, followed by a Beyblade match
TehAmelie: it would probably be a real challenge to make a balanced spinning top out of steel and stuff
Shparky2197: @TehAmelie Probably, but it sounds like the exact kind of stupid bs that he'd be into
TehAmelie: Alex or Ian
SquareDotCube: It's like the animes in the 90s that used yo-yos as a weapon
TheMerricat: I think they should have Beyblade races, like the marble series, but the compeditors are allowed to knock the others off the track.
TehAmelie: how do you do it actually? probably needs a lathe
Shparky2197: Next up on Watch and Play, terrible beyblade games, one of which has amazing derp physics
poipal: Speaking of work I should probably focus on that /imposes self lurk
TheDevil_Risen: I want to see a bey grudge match with GreeJ vs the DuoLingo Owl hehe
TehAmelie: i'm now realizing i still have pictures showing up in chat. sweet script i guess
Shparky2197: @poipal I both love and hate that mental image
poipal: @shparky2197 yve
poipal: *yvw
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poipal: There sure are I'll drop them in the Disco
Shparky2197: I'm an old, I had to look up that acronym
TehAmelie: i think if you can do a crane you could eyeball it
TXC2: cranestrosities
iris_of_ether: We're doing great work today
TehAmelie: good old crane fold. backbone of the origamis
poipal: Popped the origami instructions in #creative
TheMerricat: Chat because I'm a sheltered person, I ask this in the case that they are a common thing that I just never knew about and have a word for them that I can plug into amazon. But... I need a case/purse/small sachet type thing that that I can shove my microfiber cloth I use to clean my glasses into so I can carry it around in my pocket without it becoming a microfiber cloth full of crud. Any suggestions?
Shparky2197: I should do an origami after I finish my cactus. It has been literal decades since I have.
Shparky2197: I would presume your glasses case, if you have one? if that's too big for pocket, maybe just a ziplock bag?
poipal: @themerricat i just keep mine tucked in my glasses case with my glasses, i assume yours isn't big enough for that?
TehAmelie: i have been using my jacket pocket
Juliamon: yeah, I keep it in the glasses case
SymphonySolstice: sometimes you can find small cases with a snap button on them to keep them clean
TehAmelie: maybe by now my cloth is full of junk that i don't know about >_>
iris_of_ether: There's got to be smaller plastic containers out there, though I'm also stumped on search terms....
LordZarano: There's people that make spinning tops for record chasing. Currently Quasar 1 is the world record holder for a hand spun top with a recessed tip, at 1 hour 12 minutes 8 seconds. The 1 hour barrier was only broken 11 months ago
TehAmelie: tfw you need glasses to clean your glasses
TheMerricat: My glasses case is hardshelled, and yeah I've been keeping the cloth in the plastic bag that the whole set came in but that's about worn out now. Since no one has said "you silly, that's a...flibberjack" I'll assume I'll just need to make something for it.
TheMerricat:
Thanks chat.
SymphonySolstice:
well it's called a flibberjack now clearly
SquareDotCube: Where would you say that dirt color falls in the soil triangle?
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TehAmelie: if you're looking for ideas for this picture, i'm thinking unnatural colors. green trees, golden skies, perhaps
TheDevil_Risen: muddy clay imo
TheDevil_Risen: or red sand
TehAmelie: what would be a weird but honest color for a cactus? blue?
TheDevil_Risen: I mean, NMS has blue cacti somewhere i'm pretty sure
Juliamon: go full Teenage Exocolonist on this landscape
TXC2: TehAmelie maybe purple
SymphonySolstice:
iris_of_ether:
baltimore_667083:
TheDevil_Risen:
TehAmelie: the art cops are comin
Shparky2197: @Juliamon Just found a new game to add to my steam wishlist now, thank you
Juliamon: Shparky2197 Be careful, it'll break your heart
Metric_Furlong: More brown!
Shparky2197: I'm the kind of person who looks for storys that make me bawl like a baby. I like stories that make me cry.
Juliamon: ah, perfect
TehAmelie: still haven't completed that game. it's a weakness for dating sims, broadly, when you do too many runs it gets too much like a game and you don't invest yourself in the relationships, or is that just me?
TehAmelie: but Teenage Exocolonist got me further than any other dating sim. must have done 10 or 20 runs. and fanfiction
Shparky2197: I mean, I have not really played a dating sim before, so I don't know. And sometimes, you don't have to complete a game for it to be good for you. Sometimes there are parts of the game that are not specifically for you
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TehAmelie: oh yeah, you certainly have to pick your favorite path/s
IslandersCaper:
TehAmelie: hmm where is the camera? i kind of assumed if was on your head
TehAmelie: aha
TXC2: hello IslandersCaper welcome
Shparky2197:
My cactus has flowers now, and that's all the drawing my brain has space for right now. https://shorturl.at/cOPfy
TehAmelie: aww
Shparky2197: @TehAmelie Is adorable
spicyFerret_: Im, dreaming, of a bluuuuuue cactuuuuuus
iris_of_ether: Isn't cactus sauce just tequila
Juliamon: agave syrup is probably more of a sauce
Shparky2197: I have just downloaded that image, it's going to be a very good reminder for the coming year
TehAmelie: psilocybin more than tequila i think
Juliamon: but I guess it depends on how thicc you need a wet to be in order to count as a sauce
DrLigmaPhD: Not if you're a cowward
TehAmelie: with the right solution, any drug can be a sauce
TXC2: it may not be a "sauce", but sure can get lost in it
TehAmelie: remember soy sauce?
Shparky2197: Apparently the instructions for the cranestrosity are in the creative tab of the discord
SnackPak_: o7 soy sauce
TehAmelie: i suppose you don't remember
Juliamon: rip soy
iris_of_ether: I can only do tamari anyway
TehAmelie: it's a John Dies at the End joke
NorthstarTex: just got here during the mourning of soy sauce?
beowuuf: soy beans were named for soy sauce, not the other way around
TXC2: ZETA is like a different time zone
beowuuf: uk zeta is weird, people saying goodnight when you're just awake
Shparky2197: It's funny being 6 hours behind here in Australia meant that the only shifts that I regularly missed was dawnguard
serramarkov: I think my neighbor has a new amp for their bass. It amplifies.
Shparky2197: I mean more like 18 hours ahead but you know what I mean
beowuuf: nightwatch is always a blank
TehAmelie: by the way i got a huge economy bottle of soy sauce and it's such weak sauce. protip: get the good stuff
TehAmelie: it'll be about the same soy per coin but easier to carry home
Shparky2197: Surprise siren
Juliamon: don't compromise on quality, or the cops will get you
Shparky2197: It should be a measurement of soy
NotCainNorAbel: Thought that was out of my window; wondering why there were cops in my backyard
DrLigmaPhD: soy per boy
serramarkov: I wish they would spend even more $ on soundproofing their practice space, then I would be willing to pay to hear them play.
Shparky2197: Also found out I have a sensitivity to soy flour recently. The store bought rye bread was not worth the bathroom troubles.
SnackPak_:
Shparky2197: Got there cori
iris_of_ether:
TehAmelie: never heard of soy flour, so i learned multiple things today
DrLigmaPhD: @TehAmelie Just like milk, I assume everything ca be flour-ed
DrLigmaPhD: can*
Shparky2197: There's milk flour?
TXC2: everything can be dried, everything can be wetted
Shparky2197: Can't wait for dry ones next year
DrLigmaPhD: Milked Ones
TehAmelie: i often think about the Cow and Chicken episode where that red guy made himself the king and queen of cheese, with a technology for making cheese out of anything. . .
jadielady: greetings y'all
TXC2: hello jadielady welcome
Shparky2197: I want to be cheese right now. Could be the jaw pain talking
Juliamon: Red Guy was a role model
DrLigmaPhD: Enby Icon: Red Guy
Shparky2197: Hi Jadielady
TXC2:
some octorine Cactii
GirlPainting: goth evening
Shparky2197: @txc2 oh right, I need to get those audiobooks. Listened to a bit of Colour of Magic, that was fun
TXC2: hello GirlPainting welcome
Shparky2197: Hate that Spotify premium only gives you 12 hours of audiobooks a month
Juliamon: Hate that Spotify Premium still shoves sponsored popups at you
TehAmelie: my understanding of Spotify is that it's like spitting in the eye of creators
Juliamon: Spotify just sucks
Shparky2197: It does, and I should buy music, but I am poor
TehAmelie: the ones they "do" pay for using their wok
GirlPainting: Did you know, that Corry can walk into ANY bar or restaurant in the world and say: "the usual please" and she gets exactly what she whants
TehAmelie: *Cori
GirlPainting: my bad
GirlPainting: Cori
TehAmelie: but ah, that's the dream
DrLigmaPhD: Hyperbolic orange trees
iris_of_ether: Arizona dreamin
Shparky2197: Nevada?
iris_of_ether: New Mexico and Mexico
NorthstarTex: New mexico?
BlueChloroplast: Nevada bc desertbbus?
SymphonySolstice: New Mexico and Old Mexico
SnackPak_: South of Nevada
iris_of_ether: West of Texas
NorthstarTex: Mexico, which one? yes.
TehAmelie: if you had to draw out Arizona on a blank map of North America. . .
TXC2: I forget if it's Arizona or New Mexico that boarders Texas
Shparky2197: I mean yeah, 8 hours away from los vegas
Texan_Reverend: @TXC2 New Mexico
TXC2: Texan_Reverend thanks
TXC2: fun story, I can name all 50 US states
TehAmelie: i feel i could pull off at least 40
Shparky2197: I live in Australia and can also name all 50 states. I'm curious if people can name the 7 major states and territories of Australia off the top of their heads.
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Shparky2197: Northern Territory yes
baltimore_667083: Queensland, NSW, Victoria, South Australia, Western Australia, Northern Territory, ACT
Shparky2197: Western Australia and Queensland
SnackPak_: nailed it
Wolfstrike_NL: raccoons, kangaroos, giant spider, kaola's, .....
Shparky2197: Christmas Island is definitely not one of the major ones
TheAwkes: NSW is the only Australian terriory I can name off the top.
Shparky2197: Baltimore's got it
SymphonySolstice: Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia.....
TehAmelie: i could not name the 21 regions of Sweden myself
TXC2: so no state for Tasmania ?
Shparky2197: I live in New Souith Wales, named after the escarpment that vaguely resembles the Cliffs of dover
TehAmelie: and they go back to 1634
Shparky2197: Oh right, I forgot about Tasmania
Shparky2197: Aussies usually do though
TXC2:
devils
SymphonySolstice: that was the first one I thought of!
TheAwkes: The Dover that is notably on an opposite corner of the island to Wales?
baltimore_667083: so Tasmania is the Wyoming of Australia-got it
Shparky2197: Mountains and bad polar storms
GirlPainting: they got fungy
Shparky2197: @TheAwkes Probably. I'm on antibiotics and painkillers, my brain is bussed
TehAmelie: no no Dover is across from Calais
Wolfstrike_NL: Time to file a complaint to your king.
Shparky2197: YES!!!!
Metric_Furlong: oh, are strange things happening?
avjamethyst: it's not that quick
Shparky2197: I grew up with Round the Twist, I'm so happy for reference
TXC2: people remember PEI, people forget New Brunswick
IslandersCaper:
I know a few Canadians that miss those too 
Shparky2197: Oh, and yeah, I would completely mess up all the Canadian provinces and territories
SymphonySolstice: the REAL test is if they know about St. Pierre and Miquelon
TheAwkes: Memorize all cities and their sister cities.
TehAmelie: i can't wait for the world to invent the next stage of more inclusive territory after nation-states
Shparky2197: I know British Columbia and the Yukon, and that's about it. And Saskatchewan because of various LRR people's trauma from growing up there
GirlPainting: Fun fact: TXC2 fell into a vat of redioactive liquid helium as a child and now they float about 3 cm above ground all the time!
Metric_Furlong: GirlPainting It's true, I was there and saw the whole thing
Anubis169:
There is no map which can accurately depict the size of Reddit's arrogance 
TXC2: Nova Scotia, Newfoundland & Labrador, PEI, New Brunswick, Quebec, Ottawa, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, British Columba, Nunavut, NWT and Yukon
avjamethyst: yeah, it's like 6 minutes
TXC2: GirlPainting it's true
GirlPainting: ofcourse! i drink and i know things!
avjamethyst: what? I can name them all in less than a minute, I learned a song in 5th grade
SymphonySolstice: @txc2 [incorrect buzzer noise]
TheAwkes: Off by capital instead of province.
TehAmelie: thousands and thousands communes under a single global taxation system, could work
TXC2:
SymphonySolstice which one did I miss
Shparky2197: And I just got called by work to ask if I can start earlier and close tonight. Yay for work not giving a bus about how bussed my brain is
Metric_Furlong: we can't teach Wheeler to sing, that'd give him too much power
SymphonySolstice:
@txc2 Ottawa is the capital of Ontario
Wolfstrike_NL: I thought Wheelers whole deal was to make things as eleborate as possible.
TXC2:
SymphonySolstice darn
TheAwkes: @SymphonySolstice Ottawa is the National capital, Toronto of the province.
TXC2:
Shparky2197
QuixoticScrivener: i believe its usually while filling out a map
avjamethyst: he uses a map on a quiz site
SquareDotCube: Mega Texas
SymphonySolstice: @theawkes I refuse to acknowledge Toronto as much as possible
Shparky2197: I love the job I do, I hate the company I work for. It's one of the 4 supermarket chains in Australia, so you can guess.
QuixoticScrivener: It's ok, y'all have like 5 provinces and I still can't name all of them.
GirlPainting: True story!, QuixoticScrivener can name all 195 world capitals, while doing a hand stand and juggle with their feet at the same time!
TehAmelie: i want "I decline to acknowledge Toronto" on a shirt
TXC2: TehAmelie that shirt would sell well in Toronto
TehAmelie: maybe it could work in any city
QuixoticScrivener: I can name all the countries that still use the Imperial Measurement System by memory.
TehAmelie: any billionaires want to do a social experiment?
QuixoticScrivener: Liberia, Myanmar, and US of A
Anubis169:
GirlPainting that is nuts, and major impressive 
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori
Shparky2197: @txc2 by, thanks for the company
Anubis169:
night TXC2
TehAmelie: Fahrenheit is just the US i think
SymphonySolstice: o/
Wolfstrike_NL: gn TXC2
Juliamon: I would assume 'literally just the US' for Farenheit
Anubis169:
QuixoticScrivener, if you want to be pedantic, the US's version is technically 'American Standard' instead of 'Imperial' because their gallons, pints, quarts etc are different to the rest of the ones that use Imperial
Shparky2197: US Customary System, I think.
QuixoticScrivener: @Anubis169 further illustrating the need to switch to metric
Anubis169: yup
LordZarano: Plenty of countries still use imperial measurements. Those 3 are just the ones that use *primarily* imperial measurements. Canada & UK still use feet & inches for people heights right?
Shparky2197: Especially since all the units are defined by their relation to the SI system
TehAmelie: such a worthless system. and they say it "just makes sense for everyday use". sure Kathrine, like if you had a system of length measurement based on 0 for short people and 100 for tall people
QuixoticScrivener: UK using Stone for weight...
Shparky2197: And that Mars probe that crashes due tot
Shparky2197: To a unit mixup
Anubis169: LordZarano: Yeah UK still uses stones (14lb) for weight, but only unofficially
Anubis169: on paperwork we have kg
QuixoticScrivener: I thought the Hubble mirror alignment was a metric v imperial issue.
TehAmelie: (shorter lengths would be negative numbers in this system)
LordZarano: Stone is to pounds as feet is to inches, just a way to make the numbers nicer
Anubis169: QuixoticScrivener: no that was the mars probe. it detected the ground level wrong and smacked into the surface of the planet hard enough to make a crater
Anubis169: what really bakes my noggin is that we in UK measure fuel volume pumped, and tank capacity, in Litres
Anubis169: but still measure fuel economy in Miles per Gallon
TehAmelie: maybe it's up to you to ink in the clouds
LordZarano: Do any other metric countries still use miles for road signage or is that just the UK?
Anubis169: There are now 14 competing webcomics
QuixoticScrivener subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
QuixoticScrivener: Consume!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, QuixoticScrivener! (Today's storm count: 12)
TheAwkes: @Anubis169 In Canada the official measures are reported in L/100km, but many people still talk and think about it in MPG, too.
Anubis169:
Thank you for kicking that sub up
Anubis169: I would love to learn L/100km
Anubis169: it'd make calculating a good deal when i'm over on mainland EU so much easier
BlueFingers5:
QuixoticScrivener: Wait, I missed a 42 joke...
LordZarano: (I say for road signage because all the road designs/layouts are done by the engineers in metric)
TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
QuixoticScrivener: I am a terrible nerd.
baltimore_667083: BEES
Anubis169: BEES
Shparky2197: Giggling like an idiot
SymphonySolstice: LIVE. BEES
Juliamon: uh
Anubis169: stream?
Anubis169: stream please...
Juliamon: blip
Juliamon: refresh
SnackPak_:
CaptainSpam: The bees got her.
QuixoticScrivener: Spent the past two minutes confirming its not me internet...
Shparky2197: Bees broke the stream
QuixoticScrivener: too many bees!
Anubis169: this might be Twitch
Earthenone: !pride
corianderd: hmm
Anubis169: [stream.hls][error] Download of segment 9 failed: ("Connection broken: InvalidChunkLength(got length b'', 0 bytes read)"
QuixoticScrivener: it seems to have smoothed out for me
QuixoticScrivener: spoke too soon
corianderd: it's looking pretty bad on my end
Juliamon: I was gonna say, it is smoothly offline here
Juliamon: nice of twitch to wait for the break though
Anubis169: not that kind of break
Anubis169:
corianderd: I'm going to take the stream down and try reconnecting
QuixoticScrivener: *shakes fist at bees*
Anubis169:
Juliamon: it is not, nor has it ever been, the bees' fault
Shparky2197:
LordZarano: @Anubis169 InvalidChunkLength? Oh no, someone call James!
corianderd: things are mostly buffering on my end
Anubis169: hmmz[rs...
Juliamon: still offline
Anubis169: nothing coming through on this side
Anubis169: oh
Shparky2197: Twitch need nap time
SnackPak_:
Anubis169: API.twitch.tv is lagging by 1000ms
Juliamon: lmao oops
LordZarano:
IslandersCaper: rip twitch
ghizmou: we re on
SymphonySolstice:
?
Anubis169: we're up!
IslandersCaper:
LordZarano: At least it was during a break
QuixoticScrivener: Bees happened
SymphonySolstice: it's not dover yet
BlueFingers5: so they should be something other then white
Juliamon: it is not, nor has it ever been, the bees' fault
Anubis169: what colour should they be which isn't white dover-like?
CobaltShuriken: they put the hamster back on the wheel, so the internet is working again
Shparky2197: My bad. Bees are great
Anubis169:
I haven't seen many bees this summer
EvilBadman: I forgot you were doing a show today, heh
Shparky2197: Cursed colour
Anubis169: Don't eat yellow mountains...
IslandersCaper:
TheAwkes: Cliffs the colour of porcelain in a smoker's home.
Shparky2197: Laughing too hard at that
schordash: oh man-- i thought that was saying "I'm Fucking Welcome!" >xDD
Anubis169: well you are
schordash: and so are you~ x3
Shparky2197: This stream is nice and chill after DB madness
Shparky2197: Doggo and I agree that the sun is nice right now
Shparky2197: Get me some of that vitamin D
LurkerSpine:
100
Anubis169 dances
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