Can't Draw Horses Club | Colouring Books

  TXC2: right chat I'm off
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori
 Shparky2197: @txc2 by, thanks for the company
   Anubis169: night TXC2 
 TehAmelie: Fahrenheit is just the US i think
 SymphonySolstice: o/
 Wolfstrike_NL: gn TXC2
  Juliamon: I would assume 'literally just the US' for Farenheit
   Anubis169: QuixoticScrivener, if you want to be pedantic, the US's version is technically 'American Standard' instead of 'Imperial' because their gallons, pints, quarts etc are different to the rest of the ones that use Imperial 
 Shparky2197: US Customary System, I think.
 QuixoticScrivener: @Anubis169 further illustrating the need to switch to metric
   Anubis169: yup
 LordZarano: Plenty of countries still use imperial measurements. Those 3 are just the ones that use *primarily* imperial measurements. Canada & UK still use feet & inches for people heights right?
 Shparky2197: Especially since all the units are defined by their relation to the SI system
 TehAmelie: such a worthless system. and they say it "just makes sense for everyday use". sure Kathrine, like if you had a system of length measurement based on 0 for short people and 100 for tall people
 QuixoticScrivener: UK using Stone for weight...
 Shparky2197: And that Mars probe that crashes due tot
 Shparky2197: To a unit mixup
   Anubis169: LordZarano: Yeah UK still uses stones (14lb) for weight, but only unofficially
   Anubis169: on paperwork we have kg
 QuixoticScrivener: I thought the Hubble mirror alignment was a metric v imperial issue.
 TehAmelie: (shorter lengths would be negative numbers in this system)
 LordZarano: Stone is to pounds as feet is to inches, just a way to make the numbers nicer
   Anubis169: QuixoticScrivener: no that was the mars probe. it detected the ground level wrong and smacked into the surface of the planet hard enough to make a crater
 Shparky2197: https://science.nasa.gov/mission/mars-climate-orbiter/
   Anubis169: what really bakes my noggin is that we in UK measure fuel volume pumped, and tank capacity, in Litres
   Anubis169: but still measure fuel economy in Miles per Gallon
 TehAmelie: maybe it's up to you to ink in the clouds
 LordZarano: Do any other metric countries still use miles for road signage or is that just the UK?
 Shparky2197: The problem with standards. https://xkcd.com/927/
   Anubis169: There are now 14 competing webcomics
QuixoticScrivener subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
QuixoticScrivener: Consume!
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 TheAwkes: @Anubis169 In Canada the official measures are reported in L/100km, but many people still talk and think about it in MPG, too.
   Anubis169: Thank you for kicking that sub up 
   Anubis169: I would love to learn L/100km
   Anubis169: it'd make calculating a good deal when i'm over on mainland EU so much easier
 BlueFingers5:  
  QuixoticScrivener: Wait, I missed a 42 joke...
 LordZarano: (I say for road signage because all the road designs/layouts are done by the engineers in metric)
 TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
  QuixoticScrivener: I am a terrible nerd.
 baltimore_667083: BEES
   Anubis169: BEES
 Shparky2197: Giggling like an idiot
 SymphonySolstice: LIVE. BEES
  Juliamon: uh
   Anubis169: stream?
   Anubis169: stream please...
  Juliamon: blip
  Juliamon: refresh
 SnackPak_: 
 CaptainSpam: The bees got her.
  QuixoticScrivener: Spent the past two minutes confirming its not me internet...
 Shparky2197: Bees broke the stream
  QuixoticScrivener: too many bees!
   Anubis169: this might be Twitch
 Earthenone: !pride
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  corianderd: hmm
   Anubis169: [stream.hls][error] Download of segment 9 failed: ("Connection broken: InvalidChunkLength(got length b'', 0 bytes read)"
  QuixoticScrivener: it seems to have smoothed out for me
  QuixoticScrivener: spoke too soon
  corianderd: it's looking pretty bad on my end
  Juliamon: I was gonna say, it is smoothly offline here
  Juliamon: nice of twitch to wait for the break though
   Anubis169: not that kind of break
   Anubis169: 
  corianderd: I'm going to take the stream down and try reconnecting
  QuixoticScrivener: *shakes fist at bees*
   Anubis169: 
  Juliamon: it is not, nor has it ever been, the bees' fault
 Shparky2197: 
 LordZarano: @Anubis169 InvalidChunkLength? Oh no, someone call James!
  corianderd: things are mostly buffering on my end
   Anubis169: hmmz[rs...
  Juliamon: still offline
   Anubis169: nothing coming through on this side
   Anubis169: oh
 Shparky2197: Twitch need nap time
   Anubis169: https://twitchstatus.com/
 SnackPak_: 
   Anubis169: API.twitch.tv is lagging by 1000ms
  Juliamon: lmao oops
 LordZarano: 
IslandersCaper: rip twitch
 ghizmou: we re on
 SymphonySolstice:  ?
   Anubis169: we're up!
IslandersCaper: 
 LordZarano: At least it was during a break
  QuixoticScrivener: Bees happened
 SymphonySolstice: it's not dover yet
 BlueFingers5: so they should be something other then white
  Juliamon: it is not, nor has it ever been, the bees' fault
   Anubis169: what colour should they be which isn't white dover-like?
CobaltShuriken: they put the hamster back on the wheel, so the internet is working again
 Shparky2197: My bad. Bees are great
 LordZarano:   
   Anubis169: I haven't seen many bees this summer 
EvilBadman: I forgot you were doing a show today, heh
 Shparky2197: Cursed colour
   Anubis169: Don't eat yellow mountains...
IslandersCaper: 
 schordash:   
 TheAwkes: Cliffs the colour of porcelain in a smoker's home.
 Shparky2197: Laughing too hard at that
 schordash: oh man-- i thought that was saying "I'm Fucking Welcome!" >xDD
   Anubis169: well you are
 schordash: and so are you~ x3
 Shparky2197: This stream is nice and chill after DB madness
 Shparky2197: Doggo and I agree that the sun is nice right now
 Shparky2197: Get me some of that vitamin D
 LurkerSpine: 100
   Anubis169 dances
 SnackPak_: secret music
 Shparky2197: Secret tunnel! Secr- *gets yoinked off-stage*
   Anubis169: Secret wall
 Shparky2197: It's nearly 10 AM and I am yawning like crazy. Yay for work this afternoon.
 Shparky2197: Ayup. Store manager gives you crap if you call in sick, and having autism, anxiety and depression mean that it hits hard.
   Anubis169: calling in sick is your right, never let anybody give you crap for it
   Anubis169: you can't control being sick any more than the manager can control how many customers appear
  Juliamon: not letting the manager give you crap is a good way to lose your job though
 Shparky2197: Yeah, but also out of sick leave. I have some annual leave, but that's rapidly running out too
 Shparky2197: I should definitely find a new job, but mental health problems and living in a small town do not help at all
 Shparky2197: And when HR won't lift a finger to stop the store manager, and we have a deeply dysfunctional mess of a store
 Shparky2197: I will be fine, just not right now.
   Anubis169: For what it's worth then
   Anubis169 huggles Shparky2197
 Shparky2197: Huggles are very much appreciated. Playing with my dog now, so he sends his love too
   Anubis169: aww 
 Shparky2197: And being here, with awesome people, is a very healing experience
Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Jacob as he guides Adam, Heather, Cori & Cameron through season 3 of Not a Drop to Drink! Tonight, Episode 3! Game: Not a Drop to Drink) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1:53 from now).
 iris_of_ether:  
 evil_h2o_elf: Wow - the color blends are gorgeous!
 Shparky2197: Here's a picture of my boyo. https://tinyurl.com/258z8cpf
   Anubis169: So, here's the question
   Anubis169: if those are blue cacti
   Anubis169: is this part of the world where bluegrass comes from?
TheAinMAP: Right.
 iris_of_ether: Wildly not near it
bi0buster: Let's just say it is.
   Anubis169: ok, so in that case, what does bluecactus music sound like?
 iris_of_ether: Southeast versus Southwest
 Shparky2197: Calm yet spiky?
   Anubis169: guessing lots of staccato
 SnackPak_: is a 12-bar blues too on the nose?
Metric_Furlong: I imagine in terms of tuning it'd sound a bit sharp 
KeytarCat: 🎵Mushroom huntiiiiing🎵
 SnackPak_: *gasp*
 iris_of_ether: I second cactus shakers
 Shparky2197: Ooooh
 Shparky2197: I like the ground
 Shparky2197: I keep failing to miss it though when I fall
   Anubis169: yeah makes sense
   Anubis169: These worms need to be more tartan
   Anubis169: no tartan!?
KeytarCat: 11 bar blues requires more work than removing the last bar of 12 bar blues
KeytarCat: I've just discovered
 TheAwkes: Move over Shai-Hulud, what we've got here is a Confident-Hulud!
bi0buster: I'll make my own water! With Blackjack!
   Anubis169: Drink more water, except that kind
 Shparky2197: Coffee counts as water, right?
   Anubis169: yeah, it's still water, you just ran it through the coffee maker first
 Shparky2197: If I had the energy I would, but I drink instant more often than I should.
   Anubis169: will defo say, since I cut out sugar a couple years back... stuff like black coffee, and especially fruit, tastes AWESOME
  Juliamon: water with bean taint
 Shparky2197: Maybe as a project over the next couple of days I'll get the family espresso machine up and running again.
  Juliamon: It's the groove
 Shparky2197: I would presume the fold in the coffee bean?
arcaede_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
 evil_h2o_elf: if a bean were to wear pants
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 BlueFingers5: the dot on a black eyed pea
 TheAwkes: Bean taint? Surely the little bit in the middle of the concave side.
 evil_h2o_elf: dangit too slow on the joke
 ExachixKitsune: In the water
 iris_of_ether: I am *so upset* you got to the "wear the pants like this or this" before I did
   Anubis169: It would be the bit that joins it to the plant
   Anubis169: because 'taint bean and 'taint plant
 Shparky2197: I'm glad I'm laughing as much as Cori is at that one.
 NullColaShip: Have you never heard of famous band the Black Taint Peas?
   Anubis169: sounds too much like Paint
 evil_h2o_elf: nooooo
   Anubis169: and nobody likes Paint Soup
 ExachixKitsune: ew
 ExachixKitsune: p'wet
ThorSokar: is it lead paint soup for extra flavor?
   Anubis169: 1-800-FDA-HALP
 Shparky2197: Hello, hopsital?
 TheAwkes: Tainted by pea wet, and/or wetted by pea taint.
bi0buster: Hell yeah.
bi0buster: "Sounds like a party homie!"
 Shparky2197: I vaguely miss feed dump, especially since the escapist site broke and there's no more missing from yt episodes there.
 iris_of_ether: I'm so pleased that someone besides the celiacs got to tap into the deep knowledge of xanthan gum for Thiccc Tang
   Anubis169: We will judge you while you eat it
  Juliamon: https://i.imgur.com/Czfj6Hq.png
 iris_of_ether: @shparky2197 I think someone on the discord has partial backups of Escapist stuff on Archive.org
 iris_of_ether: At least until they get re-uploaded
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
 TheAwkes: Significantly Less Nifty, paying off again.
 iris_of_ether: Doing the Lord's work there
 Shparky2197: @juliamon love it
 ExachixKitsune: Show me on the bean where the taint touched you
ThorSokar: Did you pull that out of an Oklahoma Text Book?
 Shparky2197: @iris_of_ether thanks, I'll look it up
 Shparky2197: This has been fun chat, but my brain demands nap time. Catch you all later, thanks again for kind words and company today
   Anubis169: night night!
   Anubis169: cute doggo btw 
   Anubis169: promise?
 TheMerricat: You were so close to escaping Anubis...
   Anubis169: tough
   Anubis169: 
ThorSokar: wooow
 ExachixKitsune: We'll miss Anubish
   Anubis169: I'm basically furniture at this point
 ExachixKitsune: sometimes I can even hear them talk
   Anubis169: actually i think in 2 weeks it's my 11y sub 
Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join Jacob as he guides Adam, Heather, Cori & Cameron through season 3 of Not a Drop to Drink! Tonight, Episode 3! Game: Not a Drop to Drink) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1:26 from now).
   Anubis169: 🤞
 iris_of_ether:   
 ExachixKitsune: What a perfect soundtrack
   Anubis169: I feel like an egg sammich
IslandersCaper:   
ExachixKitsune subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months!
 ExachixKitsune: Suppose I should press this button
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   Anubis169: eyy!
 ExachixKitsune: @Anubis169 scrambled egg or fried egg?
   Anubis169: you know I don't know?
   Anubis169: might put them in cups in the microwave and do a poached egg
 ExachixKitsune: ooh
 yalc321: Club horse draw? Can't
   Anubis169: Welcome back!
ThorSokar: Hi back, I'm dad!
   Anubis169: Flesh plants!
  Juliamon: I opened a very stinky TCG Pocket pack during the break. What am I gonna do with two Doduos
Lysander_salamander: why did my browser think this stream was down
 v_nome: Make a Doquado?
Lysander_salamander: weird
  Juliamon: it WAS down earlier
Lysander_salamander: aha
  Juliamon: but that was, like, an hour+ ago
EJGRgunner subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months!
 EJGRgunner: 84 months and the content still hits just right. Color me impressed.
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 schordash:   
 ExachixKitsune: \o/
   Anubis169: wheeeeeeeeee
IslandersCaper: 
 iris_of_ether: 
   Anubis169: EJGRgunner happy 7 years!
 ExachixKitsune: :3
Matazuma1: when are the desert bus streams starting? or did I miss it 😬
   Anubis169: !sub
  Juliamon: Matazuma1 I have bad news
   Anubis169: !streams
Matazuma1: @Juliamon oh no
   Anubis169: i'm not tired, honest
   Anubis169: !patreon
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   Anubis169: !advice
  LRRbot: The demon plays the piano in the winter's tide.
   Anubis169: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Punch the axe.
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
   Anubis169: Thanks Cori 
   Anubis169: !schedule
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  Juliamon: toilet time
IslandersCaper: thanks for the stream! 
 iris_of_ether: @matazuma1 Most of it has been uploaded to the Desert Bus YouTube
 SnackPak_:   
 EJGRgunner: Now Kiss, you say....
 SymphonySolstice: wooo tiny glade
  Juliamon: (Adventurer)
   Anubis169: Matazuma1: VST has you covered
   Anubis169: I was at the One Piece store in Shibuya this year 
 EJGRgunner: I'm sorry, Lurm Tug?
 iris_of_ether: LRR MTG
Matazuma1: @iris_of_ether wooooooooo Thanks
  Juliamon: EJGRgunner yes. lurmtug, and then funpuff
 EJGRgunner: Lurm Tug is deeply cursed
   Anubis169: baaaaaaai 
 iris_of_ether:   
 ExachixKitsune: Lurmtug is my favourite way of moving a boat
 ExachixKitsune: Thanks for the stream!
  Juliamon: we've been using 'lurm tug' for like, 2 years now
 TheAwkes: *tips hat* Lrrm'tug.
KeytarCat: True shibboleth, LRRMTG
   Anubis169: shibbolrrth
KeytarCat: hehehe
 ExachixKitsune: Sibbolrrthmtg?
   Anubis169: Instructions unclear, tongue stuck in ear while attempting to pronounce
KeytarCat: I don't know if it's physically possible, but the mouth is linked to the ear in such a way that tongue might be able to poke it
 ExachixKitsune: That's cursed knowledge
KeytarCat: SURE IS
 ExachixKitsune: I wonder if I can
   Anubis169: please don't 
 ExachixKitsune: anyway before I pull my tongue muscle, sleep time
   Anubis169: if it's not possible, it'll hurt
KeytarCat: sleep well!
   Anubis169: if it is possible, which i doubt, it might give you an ear infection 
KeytarCat: oh yeah, that part
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