Not a Drop to Drink Series 3 Ep3 || Dice Friends

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 Nigouki: So who else spent 2 weeks afraid to poop? 🙃
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SaxPython:   
SaxPython: I think Creepy face totally counts as fangs
  Sarah_Serinde: People made some kind of fangs emoji last season but I don't remember what it was exactly
SaxPython: I played with VvvV
  Sarah_Serinde: v—v probably also works
  Sarah_Serinde: or V—V
  Sarah_Serinde: if you care about the size of your fangs I guess
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 spo8n: VwW
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  Sarah_Serinde: but sharper
  Juliamon: 
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DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on DICE FRIENDS! | Let's find out what's in the pit toliet with Not a Drop to Drink S3E3 ~A Tale of Vancouver Island by Night! | Tune in at: https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzv6yapIVu4 | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113506876303070189
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 JacobBurgessVO: IT'S JORDYYN!
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 SnackPak_: o/
 JacobBurgessVO: Me!
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Random Factor: Almost there...
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 DirectorStephanie: hai all 
Oscelot: @Juliamon NOT IT.
 Alahmnat: Julia please
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Gekyouryuu: ok, so I'm too late for Heather reading us in or the preview scene, but at least I'm on time for the show proper
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh! Beanyyyy
 DirectorStephanie: JULIE
 SymphonySolstice: that's one of the worst sentences I've ever seen you type Juliamon, good job
ZuNy77: oh perfect timing
josh___something: I love this intro SO MUCH
 Omthebox: That is outsourced Julie
 DirectorStephanie: heck
 A_Dub888: how dare you past Adam
  Juliamon: it is a little-known fact that all Julies are cursed. All of them.
 WiJohn: Man went in hole, now we learn secrets of man hole!
 SnackPak_: best boy Oliver
 Omthebox: 
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
Oscelot: @Juliamon Is it really? I mean not the fact that Julies are cursed. The fact that it's little known. 
 A_Dub888: Oliver "All Day" Tyndall
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: *makes note to change own mannerisms*
DaxStrife: There is no Heather only Jessica.
 iris_of_ether:   
 A_Dub888: Right, the episode ended like that
 DirectorStephanie: @sarah_serinde I know I do. that soliloquy in ep1 wrecked me (also doesn’t help that it reminded me of my mom, who was also a teacher)
 WiJohn: Spoolunking?
Oscelot: gods bless you @corianderd XD
SharktoothJack: oh no not the spelunking
 JadedCynic: @A_Dub888 Riiiiiiight
 DirectorStephanie: Noooooo
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 PharaohBender27: 
 airylan: the Bus hid the memories of how the last episode ended ...
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  Sarah_Serinde: uh
 SnackPak_: 
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Oscelot: Don't threaten us with a bad time Silas
 JadedCynic: Oh MY! /George-Takei
 Alahmnat: oh no
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 SymphonySolstice: good start good start
SaxPython: @macbethseemssus 
  Sarah_Serinde: Heather 
 DirectorStephanie: @airylan I just finished watching the last one to refresh my memory…
 iris_of_ether: Cameron
 Omthebox: Oh he do be cacklin
 Alahmnat: right into your heart
 A_Dub888: that describes like, half the things chat types
 DirectorStephanie: LRRbot!
Oscelot: *falls over laughing*
 WiJohn: Geocities of the night
 Fruan: This ep is off to a good start
 JadedCynic: stakr
Oscelot: @WiJohn *dies laughing*
 azureHaights: House Tremr
 JadedCynic: @WiJohn bravo!
 Omthebox: oh god
 DirectorStephanie: @wijohn sung to the tune of Undercover of the Night
SaxPython: Twilight Forums
SharktoothJack: This is why fangbook got shut down
Oscelot: I smell an Inquisition
 A_Dub888: sorry WAT
the_walking: he’s on Christian mingle
SaxPython: @the_walking  lol
 Alahmnat: lol
 DirectorStephanie: Minion memes!!
Oscelot: @A_Dub888 the nos sort of got uh... really tech savvy and got a little too far
 SquareDotCube: the thumbs up
 JadedCynic: @the_walking Plenty-of-Fangs
 Omthebox: Is Shrek a Vampire
 A_Dub888: @Oscelot the Internet was a mistake
 DirectorStephanie: it is now!
Oscelot: @A_Dub888 *cackle*
Memento Nyx: always has been pretty loud
SirGeoGio13: Joshua, the second season was 8 eps.
PharaohBender27: Also, Twtich version starting, so some desync for anyone multi-watching
emanym: Bite Club!
 Sarah: Heather has been joking that any episode could be the last one, but it sounds very much like this is not the last one
 Sarah: And also yeah, season 2 was 8 episodes plus session 0 plus memoriams
Mark Vandermeulen: Not a Throp to Thrink!
Satyropodobny: Not a Blorp to Blirp
PharaohBender27: Yep, my understanding is that all the TPK talk is just to rile chat up
Satyropodobny: but wait, we are the chat
 SmithKurosaki: Ok, pagliacci :p
 Sarah: There are many chats
 Simriel: I'm not chat, I'm a mod :p
 SmithKurosaki: But what do you mod Sim?
 Simriel: YouTube
 SmithKurosaki: :p
 Simriel: Man am In Hole
 JadedCynic: @Omthebox Max Shrek played the nosferatu
 Omthebox: So yes
 SymphonySolstice: always go max shrek
 DirectorStephanie: 
 Alahmnat: well, "friends"
the_lone_bard: I'm sure in the world of darkness there are multiple entities that will in fact, tell you to get out of their swamp.
Oscelot: """friends"""
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FrigidEnticingScorpionPeteZaroll-plXKR7Vs5s26OJLk
 JadedCynic: Shrek was a vampire long before he was even imagined as a troll
  Sarah_Serinde: Yup, that is specifically what those things were there for
letsbelgo: some say that dudes balls still hurt
Oscelot: @the_lone_bard absolutely
 DirectorStephanie: friends is used in the loosest of senses
 Omthebox: I love that for Shrek
 DirectorStephanie: maybe no sense at alllll
 A_Dub888: Jordan kicked a man in the balls
 DirectorStephanie: The Teacher Voice™️ is absolutely real
DaxStrife: In the boing-loings!
 JadedCynic: *plays High Noon Theme*
Oscelot: I love the mental idea of Oliver with two drills holstered to his hips playing with them
 DirectorStephanie: source: daughter and niece of teachers
 Omthebox: Bwa bwa bwaaaaaa
 Alahmnat: then the outhouse used him?
 Omthebox: yeah
 WiJohn: Too greedily and too deep
 PharaohBender27: 
 DirectorStephanie: he pooped too close to the sun…????
 ContingentCat: Of course there is
Oscelot: There are *several* ghosts that live in the toilet
 WiJohn: Mmmm wait poo greedily and poo deep
 DirectorStephanie: 
 Alahmnat: shitter really IS full
 ContingentCat: Japan is very haunted
 A_Dub888: The hell is Moaning Myrtle doing in Japan?
SaxPython: The Lore has gotten too Deep
 JadedCynic: you technically got there first, but the dude was clearly in greater need, so y'all let him go first...to his misfortune
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: toilet bound hanako?
 JadedCynic: Stop helping, Jacob 
 PMAvers: Yeah, fair Cam.
 DirectorStephanie: @jacobburgessvo brought it back
Oscelot: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen Man, that's a real shitty assignment
 DirectorStephanie: unintentionally of course
Oscelot: (It feels so weird to be able to swear again after Desert Bus rofl)
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 Alahmnat: Cori.
Oscelot: Welp.
 SnackPak_: been there
 Alahmnat: CAMERON.
Oscelot: *snerk*
 ContingentCat: CAM
 JacobBurgessVO: Never name an NPC Richard
josh___something: Oh boy
 WiJohn: Good ol' Dicky Haze!
 DirectorStephanie: i have been wanting to say “bus” and may still do that today. apologies!
 type_variable: @JacobBurgessVO did you name him after richard hayes on purpose
 JacobBurgessVO: Or always name an NPC RIchard
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO But what if.. name ALL NPCs Richard
Oscelot: gdi
  Juliamon: "Bus" is always a valid curse
 A_Dub888: @JacobBurgessVO No one can be a dick
 airylan: @DirectorStephanie "bus" is the funniest curse.
Lysander_salamander: ohno I missed the beginning
 A_Dub888: @JacobBurgessVO Everyone's a Dick
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SweetTolerantRhinocerosThisIsSparta-xDMGseyfnAj-z-uB
DaxStrife: An International House of Pancakes.
 JadedCynic: @DirectorStephanie it takes time to adapt back; it's to be understood, and fine
SaxPython: @Lysander_salamander still just recap
josh___something: This is proof that we SHOULD name NPCs Richard
  Sarah_Serinde: Lysander_salamander Well we're still summarizing last week, so you haven't missed too much
 DirectorStephanie: thanks for understanding friends 
 Valkryir: like when the divorced parents have a meeting with the kids
the_lone_bard: Using your job as cover for your job but extra.
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Oscelot: @Lysander_salamander o/ The one thing you'd missed that you won't see on YT is that Jordynne is hanging out at the moonbase tonight
 JadedCynic: keeping the status quo and 'the balance of power'
 JadedCynic: neither trusts the other
 corpocracy: I really like this line of questions. Helps jog memories of the players and audience
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Oscelot: @corpocracy Yeah, especially. And helps you realize what your questions might have been
 JacobBurgessVO: @corpocracy Why thank you.
Oscelot: the power rangers XD
 A_Dub888: I've been told turning up dead can be.... inconvenient
 JadedCynic: "were deaded" - passive voice
 Gekyouryuu: Chancey and the Monsters is a great name for a band
 PrinceNimzar: shitters full
 Alahmnat: lieutenant (British) implies the existence of rightenant
 SnackPak_: still 
 corpocracy: I've run a ton of games where when I start, I realize no one remembers what we're doing or why
 JadedCynic: from outhouse to cesspit
Oscelot: Pit toilet had a line of blood going to it, so that's even more exciting
 SmithKurosaki: Too real y'all
Mark Vandermeulen: well who doesn't
HamTechs McCarthy: Are mods not also chat?
 SmithKurosaki: (That is what I was trying to get at 😛 )
 Sarah: We're chat with special privileges :P
 SmithKurosaki: Much like Jacob, I am dying
 Simriel: the toilet ghost is Korean i thought
 SmithKurosaki: I know there's an umbrella imp in Japan
Carl Levitt: Outhousu
 Simriel: @Sarah we have names tho
HamTechs McCarthy: Diogenenese with a chicken:
HamTechs McCarthy: Behold, a mod!!
 Sarah: XD
PharaohBender27: Session is less than 15 minutes in and I've already made 2 clips
Satyropodobny: who's most definitely not a werewolf
 SmithKurosaki: Excellent
 SmithKurosaki: The hilight deity will be pleased
 Sarah: (I'm the one who vets the highlights for this show. I am pleased.)
HamTechs McCarthy: its interSECTual.
PharaohBender27: I do try my best to please the Highlights
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: CORI
 DeM0nFiRe: 
SaxPython: 
 DirectorStephanie: CORI
 Omthebox: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Adam
Oscelot: *dies*
SaxPython:   
letsbelgo: 
josh___something: Dear lord ADAM
 Omthebox: That joke gave me willpower damage
 Alahmnat: I have psychic damage...
 DirectorStephanie: 
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 JadedCynic: SAN checks, chat
  Seabats: haters
Oscelot: @Seabats lovingly 
 A_Dub888: Jacob, YOU'RE inspired and great
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 JadedCynic: Jaxob took control momentarily 
the_lone_bard: Man I've never seen a VTM game devolve into a Call of Cthulhu game this quickly.
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Oscelot: @the_lone_bard *cackle*
josh___something: Oh it wasn't an admonishment adam
 JadedCynic: @the_lone_bard por que no los dos? 
 Gekyouryuu: better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it
 ContingentCat: and boy did it happen
Oscelot: Cori XD
 DirectorStephanie: @contingentcat mmhmm
 Omthebox: You think he shit himself on the way down.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AwkwardFurryShrewDuDudu-yd-L8FDYuq1s9fi1
  Sarah_Serinde: He definitely did
 JadedCynic: Apt exclamation
 DirectorStephanie: @omthebox I would have
 Alahmnat: is this an actual toilet or one of those "hole over a pit" kind of things?
 Omthebox: At least he got some relief, in the end.
 JadedCynic: @Omthebox ...I would. 
 DirectorStephanie: hole over a pit
Oscelot: @Alahmnat hole over a pit iirc
 PharaohBender27: @Alahmnat The latter
 Alahmnat: because one is *definitely* more painful...
 Gekyouryuu: @Alahmnat I believe hole
 JadedCynic: @Alahmnat latter
SaxPython: #RollForCryptids
 ArdCollider: sense the unflushed
Oscelot: *cackle*
  Juliamon: I don't know many camping grounds with a proper toilet
 JadedCynic: Sometimes better to NOT SEE
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Oscelot: Cameron could feel it coming XD
 sheqesi: No one wants to sense what's in that toilet
 A_Dub888: "I don't wanna share senses with a toilet." -Heather 2024
 NotCainNorAbel: Jacob has reached full Dale
josh___something: Wanna hear the toilet screaming
 Gekyouryuu: I've had a stupid idea: a vampire Bard. Vicious Mockery becomes Incense the Unseen
 JadedCynic: @Juliamon maybe like one 'flush toilet' in the camp office...attached to a septic tank
Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu I love it. I may have to steal this
 PharaohBender27: New vampire power: locking a door from the outside
  Sarah_Serinde: You don't say
 Alahmnat: they wouldn't be
 ContingentCat: oh noooo
 WiJohn: moist
 DeM0nFiRe: oop dont like that phrase
 Omthebox: It enjoyed the shit
 JadedCynic: @Gekyouryuu brava!
 Lobo_Apache: Moist Noises
 RurouniGeo: Wet ones is back baybeeee
 memnus: Noist.
 iris_of_ether: Oh no
 DeM0nFiRe: @RurouniGeo OH NO 
 corpocracy: Hwuf
  Sarah_Serinde: RurouniGeo 
 DirectorStephanie: @memnus NO
 ContingentCat: I don't like that combination of adjectives
Oscelot: I love how well you described that without describing it and left SO MUCH space for the watcher to make the worst possible sound in their head @JacobBurgessVO
 airylan: @RurouniGeo is it the pea wet? (... I'm sorry)
 WiJohn: Oh no it's the shrimp paste!
 Jakelope13: You know, they always warn you that if you stare into an Abyss, it'll stare back. They've never warned that the Abyss might get hungry and eat you!
 Omthebox: Maybe?
the_lone_bard: I've always said, the only reason I don't go camping is I'm a fan of indoor plumbing... But this is next level.
Oscelot: rofl @airylan
 RurouniGeo: Thick tang is people 
 A_Dub888: DB may be over, but we're still getting Wet Ones
 Gekyouryuu: @RurouniGeo it is, actually. I've seen End of Eva
 Alahmnat: @A_Dub888 Wet Ones will always be with us.
 PharaohBender27: 
 Omthebox: Thematic
 Omthebox: Dad walk
 PMAvers: Oliver accidentally using the stakes as nails to hang up the curtains
  Seabats: escort quest
 RurouniGeo: @gekyouryuu Kom Susser Tang 
Oscelot: @PMAvers It'd certainly *make an impression* to any vamps that show up at his place
 A_Dub888: @Alahmnat The Wets will continue until morale improves
 Omthebox: @Seabats 
 Alahmnat: @A_Dub888 The Wets were the Ones we made along the way
OVERKiLL!: LATE.. the notification did me dirty tho.. good lookin out whoever gave me a like on my comment or else i woulda missed it !
Satyropodobny: also they're dating again! (in my fanfic)
OVERKiLL!: 🩸🩸
darrin: my new fear
OVERKiLL!: 🏜i like how they paused for Desert Bus 🚍
 SmithKurosaki: That's a sentence, jacob
HamTechs McCarthy: the toilet is moist and unpleasant
 ContingentCat: @A_Dub888 and then for a while longer
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Gekyouryuu: @Seabats escort quests usually have the NPC move at a snail's pace. that's why the french food is called "escort go"
 JadedCynic: 
 ContingentCat: depends what you want to "use" it for
Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu *groan*
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I'm glad I'm not eating 
 Omthebox: Wouldn't be my first bloody pit toilet.
 PharaohBender27: 
Lysander_salamander: ew
 JadedCynic: @Jakelope13 nah
 PMAvers: uh oh poopie
 ContingentCat: @Jakelope13 No that's a good one to skip
 Alahmnat: @Jakelope13 certainly a *formative* one...
josh___something: This is no way to live
 JadedCynic: willpower check?
  Juliamon: Jakelope13 You've never wondered what level it was at? That's... both brave and cowardly
Oscelot: @Jakelope13 They usually aren't that deep, thankfully
coriolis_storm: This was not a good time for me to start prepping dinner
 Jakelope13: @Oscelot That is a *terrifying* answer, thanks!
 Omthebox: Oh its now
 KaleidoscopeMind: yesss
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Oscelot: "I am so sorry" oh no
 Gekyouryuu: @Oscelot that's rude. I've know quite a few philosophical pit toilets in my life
 WiJohn: Oh no
 SnackPak_: 
 ProcyonFlynn: The FIRST roll!?
 PharaohBender27: 
 circusofkirkus: so quick
 LilyOfTheVeil666: 
 JadedCynic: oh, FFS
Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu rofl
josh___something: Love this for you bestie
 A_Dub888: Uh ohhhh, messyyyyy
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: SEVEN SUCCESSES!
 Omthebox: Describe. The Terlit
SaxPython:   
  Sarah_Serinde: "You'll get it" was definitely a threat
 circusofkirkus: shortest teaser to payoff?
 LunarJade:  
SaxPython: Oh no
 Alahmnat: horf
 JadedCynic: ho boy
 Jakelope13: Now THAT'S a "Messy Crit"!
Oscelot: @Jakelope13 I more mean they're usually only like a foot or two deep. Not enough space for much
 DirectorStephanie: BUSSING FOR REAL
 JadedCynic: @LunarJade I love those 
 LunarJade: my friend the moon!
Oscelot: @LunarJade I love that you have those emotes XD
  QuixoticScrivener: @DirectorStephanie ooh, use a swear!
 RurouniGeo: Now that's what I call hot mess volume 2
 ContingentCat: Moon friend!
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 Gekyouryuu: @LunarJade your girlfriend, Moonica
Oscelot: -3 oooooof
 DirectorStephanie: @quixoticscrivener I’m still in DBMod mode ;-;
  Sarah_Serinde: those wide eyes 
 KaleidoscopeMind: every single detail
Oscelot: "I got this fam"
 JadedCynic: this has triggered Silas to be perfect
 Omthebox: Fight the toilet, but not in the normal way.
 ButterBall000: !uptime
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 ContingentCat: fight or flight? yes.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GenerousSuccessfulDolphinCorgiDerp-FlzjD7TmcKW-8TDp
 Alahmnat: flight while punching everything in the way
Oscelot: 1+1+1+1=fuck no  I need to make calligraphy of this XD
 jdr_42: braunschreck?
 DirectorStephanie: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
 sheqesi: New cross stitch
  Sarah_Serinde: oh no
 SnackPak_: woooow
 A_Dub888: oh noooo
 Alahmnat: "turds" definitely had the aura of Krinklestouf there
 JadedCynic: @jdr_42 furchtshreck? terrorshreck?
 JadedCynic: well said
 JadedCynic: OUCH
Oscelot: Yeah -3 dice is PAIN
 PMAvers: Welp time to go Ultimate Demon King in League and go deathless.
 DirectorStephanie: ah so, a day that ends in y for me, got it
 PharaohBender27: D:
Oscelot: "I've seen you... play games" lol
 Simriel: I love Oliver and everything he does
 SmithKurosaki: 100%
 Simriel: Best boy
Satyropodobny: flush it out XD
HamTechs McCarthy: Marge!!
 Simriel: Silas just straight joins the fucki Sabbat after this xD
emanym: 😝
 Gekyouryuu: @Oscelot may I interest you in this tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/theshitpostcalligrapher
 Omthebox: What toilet
Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu Yeah, they're great. But ty
 Alahmnat: Silas has seen the bottom of this pit in *exquisite* detail
josh___something: "What's going on in this th- OH NO"
 JadedCynic: cesspit-vamp feeding on camper 'caught short'
 JadedCynic: nos?
 JadedCynic: ???
Oscelot: Huh. I don't know what this is
 JadedCynic: ummmm
 Omthebox: Its a birb
 WiJohn: Poop owl
 ContingentCat: pretty
 Alahmnat: velociraptor?
 Lobo_Apache: @JadedCynic grangrel
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 ckupf: Gangrel?
 InconsiderateHat: birb gangrel?
 SnackPak_: 
 A_Dub888: t e e t h
coriolis_storm: Owlbear??
 Jakelope13: Were-bird?
 DirectorStephanie: Nicely done @lunareclipse123 
 Alahmnat: "clever girl..."
Ignatiuspants: a ... weredinosaur??
 azureHaights: Owlchemist's evil cousin, the one we don't talk about
Simbionis: Gangrel that's been around a while maybe
 JadedCynic: gangrel 'gone native'
 WiJohn: Poop and people
SaxPython: #TooManyCooks
 Alahmnat: poople
 Jakelope13: Awwwww, so many people died to Vampire Poop Hole
Oscelot: gangrel don't go dead looking do they though?
 ContingentCat: so a normal pit toilet
 tehfewl: Moth Man!
 Omthebox: Never judge the contents of a toilet by its pit.
 JadedCynic: man, I really shouldn't have gorged myself on supper earlier 
  Sarah_Serinde: do not want
Oscelot: I mean that's a fair question
 tehfewl: (been playing too much SMT recently)
  Sarah_Serinde: Jo no
 Omthebox: Get the fishing poles
 Jakelope13: "Vampire in the toilet." "What?" *cocks gun* "Vampire in the toilet"
glitched_goddess: “This toilet is occupied.”
 PMAvers: Oh. oh no. Fire.
 InconsiderateHat: @Oscelot Don't all vamps go dead looking after long enough/ low enough humanity?
 JadedCynic: got a crossbow?
 HorusFive: What if we said "Yes"  Would that be better or worse?
 circusofkirkus: secret toilet tunnel?
 A_Dub888: did they bring shovels?
 JadedCynic: is there a cave system connecting to the cess pit?
Oscelot: @InconsiderateHat hmmm. I'd have to check. Though I do have the source books now
 Alahmnat: I would *hope* there's only one way out of a pit toilet
adept_nekomancer: The only cure for this toilet is fire.
 PharaohBender27: Oliver NO
 Nigouki: won't come out? there's a way to deal with confined spaces
 circusofkirkus: there's a beastie in here
 JadedCynic: @Alahmnat well, as long as other 'exits' don't reach the watertable...
 DirectorStephanie: Oli no
 Omthebox: That's a big shit
glitched_goddess: still only the second worst toilet I’ve seen
SaxPython: Coming in hot 
  Sarah_Serinde: oh boy
Oscelot: Oh boy
 Jakelope13: Super-Were-Bird?
 Alahmnat: yike
 JadedCynic: old, powerful...
 Nigouki: :3
 PMAvers: Well, there's that bonfire.
Oscelot: I love so much that their answer to everything is "set it on fire"
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver 
 SnackPak_: this group loves to solve problems with fire
 circusofkirkus: oh good
 PharaohBender27: 
SaxPython: 
 LunarJade: TPK TPK TPK
 Alahmnat: this group is hilariously willing to leap to using fire for a bunch of vamps
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Lunareclipse123: Oh dear
 JadedCynic: it hears you, and comes up to....chat
 InconsiderateHat: No no no no
 SnackPak_: 
 Omthebox: Oh. That's bad
josh___something: CLOSE DOOR
 DirectorStephanie: nononononono
 RurouniGeo: Harpy lady
 corpocracy: NO
 ContingentCat: No no no no no
 JadedCynic: yeah, parley
 Alahmnat: "he's behind me isn't he?"
 Jakelope13: 
 circusofkirkus: well
adept_nekomancer: Okay, now we need extra fire.
 Omthebox: Ideally
 A_Dub888: stakes have never been
 ContingentCat: how's the steak cooked? 
 Omthebox: What are the odds of another messy crit
glitched_goddess: assuming it’s a vampire
SharktoothJack: This is fantastic
 circusofkirkus: @Omthebox for this group? too high
 PharaohBender27: @Omthebox Given this crew, 50/50
 Omthebox: It either happens or it doesn't lets goooo
 A_Dub888: @SharktoothJack you're fantastic
 sheqesi: So
 SmithKurosaki: oof
Satyropodobny: egads it's turd raptor
HamTechs McCarthy: Getting QWRPline flashbacks.
Satyropodobny: "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here"
the_lone_bard: I love that with a heritage church, the solution was "Throw gas on it and strike a match." but for a literal hole in the ground in the woods, we're doing precise spear called shots.
 JadedCynic: never EXPECT a messy crit, but never expect a messy crit to NOT happen...
  Sarah_Serinde: They had a lot more prep and time for the church fire
Lavaita: Messy crits never come when you want them. Like so many dice rolls.
 JadedCynic: @the_lone_bard oh it's out of the hole now
 Omthebox: Its just a normal toilet mess
 circusofkirkus: wow
Oscelot: BUS YEAH
the_lone_bard: @JadedCynic You get distracted by a cat for half a sentence ><
  Sarah_Serinde: Dang, nicely done Jordan
 Alahmnat: 
Oscelot: AMAZING.
 NotCainNorAbel: and done, going home
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe:   
SaxPython:   
 SnackPak_: 
 Lunareclipse123: Wow, nicely done
 DirectorStephanie:    
 iris_of_ether:   
 Omthebox: Wrap it up folks
 type_variable:  
 HorusFive: T pose for Torpor
 Twilight_Spark: 
 WiJohn: They are so surprisingly good at killing vampires
phoenixfeather14: Nailed it! Awesome job, Jordan!!
 PharaohBender27: Let's gooooooo
 ContingentCat: 
 LunarJade: Jordan is very good
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Wrong clan compulsion.
 DirectorStephanie:   
 circusofkirkus: what clan is toilet vampire?
adept_nekomancer: @HorusFive The T is for toilet.
 JadedCynic: Villain: "Now to feed on some Kindred, too, the vitae will be- *STAKE* - oh. Um."
 TheAwkes: #PulledAHinkleman
 Alahmnat: Oliver just yelling "toilet vampire!" is a hilarious mental image
 Brozard: @circusofkirkus Nosfera-#2
Oscelot: They had a big tarp budget
the_lone_bard: @circusofkirkus bowel-caveian
Oscelot: @Alahmnat I love it
 JacobBurgessVO: My rolls for this season were.... dramatic
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO I've been noticing that
 JacobBurgessVO: are
 Omthebox: Tarp Budget Yes
  Sarah_Serinde: Lots of things this season are dramatic 
 ContingentCat: big tarp budget
Lavaita: 50 feet of hempen rope
 PharaohBender27: Tarp budget for this trip was healthy
adept_nekomancer: When dealing with vampires, never skimp on the tarp budget.
 DirectorStephanie: huuuugw tarp budget
 JadedCynic: zop strops
 ContingentCat: zoop stroops
 JadedCynic: zip strips
 A_Dub888: zippity wizbangs
 JadedCynic: zup strupes
 lochnessseammonster: zippty wizz bangs!
 PMAvers: Maybe a pair of gloves or two
 ArdCollider: gonna hork up a marshmallow vampball later
 JadedCynic: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 mirshebs: the tyndall trundle
Oscelot: Wriggling back with his entire mouth full of marshmallows all chipmunk like
 Omthebox: Thanks Jacob
 ContingentCat: aww
josh___something: Ooh, new dice!
Oscelot: Ooooo new dice
Oscelot: shiny math rocks 
 DirectorStephanie: awwwwww Jacob!
satyropodobny: Jo ragdolled the turd raptor
 DarkMorford: @JacobBurgessVO Sorry I missed seeing you during DB. Hope you had a good trip and got a good rest afterward. 
 LunarJade: fresh dice means a good chance to earn all those Messy Crits
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BenevolentIncredulousSrirachaTakeNRG-u8VGnFmGruw467m4
 airylan: I need to get new dice.
  Sarah_Serinde: Someone tried to interrupt Oliver when he was obsessively setting up the campsite 
Oscelot: @LunarJade *snerk*
 airylan: (I don't really, but I haven't bought any in *so long*)
 Lobo_Apache: So much Chaos tonight
 DirectorStephanie:    
 WiJohn: Staring...smelling...
 JadedCynic: oliver did taste vitae, tho - will he become a 'king snake'? 
Lavaita: @airylan That feeling is the players equivalent to hunger. It can never fully be sated.
 PMAvers: "Hey, Quinn, guess what."
 DarkMorford: While I was in town for DB, I mean.
the_lone_bard: My housemate moved out like, 3 weeks ago. While moving my stuff out into the now empty unit I randomly found half a set of dice from a vtm game I played in like, 2012...
 Omthebox: Nothing could go wrong, its stabbed
 Alahmnat: 
SaxPython: Vampire Science!
 PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford Since you're here: Excellent music choices for this year's Dawn Guard! 
 circusofkirkus: LOL
 DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
 Alahmnat: that LOOK
josh___something: LMAO
Oscelot: Amazing
 JadedCynic: that TABLE
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Oscelot: woah what
josh___something: 4 dice, 4 successes
 Omthebox: Just roll good. Lmao
 JadedCynic: DING 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: Whew, thank goodness
 JadedCynic: 4/4
 sheqesi: Blood walk, blood walk
 HorusFive: Taaaaaaaaaaaste it 
 memnus: I hope this creature has a serrated tongue like a swan
Lavaita: Ooooh… rolling sense the unseen means something is hiding.
 DirectorStephanie:    
 saucemaster5000: just roll good I guess
  Seabats: swans have what
Oscelot: oh so it IS a gangrel
glitched_goddess: golgothan
 TheAwkes: If only his Phobos rolled like this.
 Omthebox: Whips in they mouths apparently
 JadedCynic: owl, hawk...falcon?
 ArdCollider: literal toilet duck
  Seabats: cool man
 JadedCynic: feral?
 DiscordianTokkan: Shoebill Toilet Vampire, or Seagull Toilet Vampire
HamTechs McCarthy: they found slenderman.
emanym: I was not expecting sudden paralysis.
 SmithKurosaki: Stakes just cause torpor, not a kill
 ContingentCat: "person"
 Lobo_Apache: @TheAwkes  OOF, that hurt *me*
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 Nigouki: look sometimes you just gotta om nom nom
 JadedCynic: hmmm
SaxPython: @DiscordianTokkan Rosate Fangbill
 HorusFive: @DiscordianTokkan Is this what the kids mean by a Skibbiti Toilet?
Oscelot: OH NO
  Sarah_Serinde: oooooh
 iris_of_ether: Uh oh
 Omthebox: Is that bad
 SpaceBattery: ooooooooh no
 Alahmnat: well that sounds bad
Oscelot: Oh bus
 PMAvers: hoo boy
josh___something: Are you sure it's still a person and not merely an 'entity' at this poi
 JadedCynic: killed kindred
Oscelot: @Omthebox @Alahmnat They ate vampires
 WiJohn: They been eating more than people
SharktoothJack: somebody’s been on their own for too long, huh
josh___something: Oh noooooooo
 Lunareclipse123: You got a proper monster there
 Omthebox: oh
 Omthebox: shit
 Twilight_Spark: Well, good thing that stab went over.
 DarkMorford: Well fuck.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: Yes.
Oscelot: Yes you kill Diablerists.
 DirectorStephanie: BUS
  Sarah_Serinde: hi Marge
 ArdCollider: give it to Monica! she'll have fun with that.
Oscelot: Marge! 
 DeM0nFiRe: hi Marge
 Omthebox: Solved
 WiJohn: Hi Marge
 PharaohBender27: Oh right, Marge
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Bye Marge
 JadedCynic: 
 JacobBurgessVO: I love that "Hi Marge" has become a meme
 DirectorStephanie: Marge!
 ContingentCat: Hi Marge
 Lunareclipse123: Officially you take Diablerists to the Sheriff, and then *they* kill them, but sure
 SnackPak_: bye MArge
  Sarah_Serinde: I love Marge
josh___something: Marge 
SaxPython: I hope Ollie asks about Diablo Rizz
 ContingentCat: bye Marge
 Omthebox: Homer Simpson'd
 HorusFive: @Oscelot Not unless you're sure to get the credit
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO Marge is so wholesome in a very weird way
Oscelot: @HorusFive True, I suppose in this case we'd want to present them to Knives.
 JadedCynic: @SaxPython I'd say from the explicit explanation that Oliver has learned 'the lingo' enough to understand that
 Omthebox: Good thing this isn't taking place here, You would not get Cell Service.
Oscelot: lol "Here this is your problem now"
 JadedCynic: do NOT disturb that stake...
 singinnonsense: oh he'll love that
 the_walking: call chains
 Omthebox: Awful specific wording there Jacob
 JadedCynic: kids dig
 sheqesi: Jacob's "as far as you know" reminds me of a "Tell Dale"
 JadedCynic: keep it under guard
SaxPython: Forever* //*Terms and Conditions Apply
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JacobBurgessVO: @Omthebox Hm? I'm sure I don't know what you're talking out
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver gets to be useful
 DeM0nFiRe: "Can I get my shit devil to go?"
 DirectorStephanie: Oli! 
 Omthebox:  @JacobBurgessVO
 Lunareclipse123: @sheqesi It's the "You can certainly try..." of V:tM
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 HorusFive: I know these folks aren't from my group- because not one of them broached the idea that they might be able to drop a gen by drinking the toilet monster
 sheqesi: @lunareclipse123 Agreed!
Oscelot: @HorusFive you running a Sabbat group?
 TheAwkes: That was a good jangle from those dice.
josh___something: Awwww... No oopsie
 Alahmnat: this thing isn't going anywhere until the planet immolates inside the sun, lol
 Lunareclipse123: Along with Jason Carl's "I am making a note..."
 Nigouki: Take Half? How about Double! :3
SaxPython: #ThatsAWrap
 HorusFive: @Oscelot We don't like to label ourselves
 corpocracy: Let's go Adam
adept_nekomancer: Vampire burrito
Oscelot: @HorusFive *squints at* Uh-huh...
 Lobo_Apache: Oliver going full shibari with that tying
 Nigouki: "Didn't know you did shibari Oliver..."
satyropodobny: like a portly mustachioed spider
glitched_goddess: “Let’s drink the toilet monster” sounds like something a fishmalk would say lol
 JadedCynic: six? this 'drinker' is gonna be stuck like that for centuries until the stake is removed
Oscelot: @glitched_goddess not wrong
 HorusFive: @glitched_goddess 
Lavaita: The whole idea of toilet monsters is just making me think of those boglin toys.
 Omthebox: Glazed Vamp
 JadedCynic: ever see TruBlood?  The scene the two dudes were cleaning up a vamp death
Oscelot: Oh lord they have to SMELL it all day
 SmithKurosaki: nice
Oscelot: At least insomnia isn't a problem for Vampires
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Well, they'll be asleep, so *they* won't smell it during the day
 ProcyonFlynn: Oh - I hope the excellent wrapping job is air-tight yeah.
 circusofkirkus: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
SaxPython: Jo.....
 PharaohBender27: 
 sheqesi: LOL
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 singinnonsense: good old Trudeau
 JadedCynic: effin MARY 
Oscelot: *snerk*
 JadedCynic: Justin-justin-just 
 circusofkirkus: 
 JadedCynic: 
Oscelot: *dies laughing*
 PharaohBender27: 
josh___something: LMAO
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Oscelot: LOL
 SnackPak_: lol
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 RurouniGeo: lmaooo
 Omthebox: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: brb - getting paper towel to dry off my monitor 
 fracassio: LOL Oliver
 HorusFive: Setting boundaries with the voices in your own head is a good start
Oscelot: rofl @JadedCynic oh no
 Omthebox: "not yet"
josh___something: "...no"
Oscelot: The windmill slam on that reroll hehe
 type_variable: cams instant yes is never not funny
 JadedCynic: oh no, "now I made a clean spot"   (the monitor is MUCH nicer now  )
 JadedCynic: Oliver is.....The Cleaner
 Omthebox: Sure learn a lot in Shop ey.
 WiJohn: To everyone else, Oliver and Silas have really gotten a lot closer recently
Oscelot: inb4 Oliver has half mummy wrapped the thing
 DirectorStephanie: bus yeah Oliver!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: we still don’t know what happened to the two of em in T Buck’s bathroom
 Strebenherz: Just remembered this was restarting today, did we already reach the plot point of what happened with the portapotty?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: It helps if you catch them by surprise
Oscelot: @Strebenherz yep
 JadedCynic: @Omthebox not the first body he's had to clean up (also part of the reason he's never managed to keep a steady job)
 NotCainNorAbel: It also stops people
SaxPython: #ShowDon'tTell
 Omthebox: @JadedCynic 
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 ContingentCat: several bodies
Oscelot: There's a blood trail to it so
 Alahmnat: it won't be the last though
 JadedCynic: several bodies...
 Strebenherz: @Oscelot Thank you.  I will await the vod.  Psyched for more vampires, this series has been awesome
 HorusFive: To be fair- shoving a stake into anyone's heart is going to do broadly the same thing
Oscelot: @Strebenherz welcome!
 JadedCynic: #SomeoneElsesProblem
 ContingentCat: future someone's problem
 Omthebox: Streetwise Gamgie
 LunarJade: every roll is a messy crit
 TheAwkes: Team Savvy™
 LunarJade: I mean an opportunity for a messy crit
 HorusFive: "Every roll is a chance for a messy crit" he said as if it was a deterent
SaxPython: @lunarjade  it was you Bestial chance!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EntertainingSuperPepperoniSwiftRage-42Fjxg2JFtaPmwua
 PharaohBender27: 
 A_Dub888: !card exsanguinate
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 WiJohn: Time to use those fishing supplies!
 JadedCynic: not that quickly
 Alahmnat: there's one for the quote book, lol
 Simriel: 'The Shit Devil' sure is a sentence
ms malackey: I feel like Oliver thought 'Gangrel, the wrestler?'
 SmithKurosaki: Oliver's in 'Im not comfortable with the energy created in the studio' mode rn
  Sarah_Serinde: LunarJade Wishful thinking 
 ContingentCat: time to set the toilet on fire
 niccus: you would also need an incredible amount of it
adept_nekomancer: Fire.  Definitely fire.
 sheqesi: LOL bleach it!
glitched_goddess: or a hecata lol
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: why does Oliver know this stuff?
 DirectorStephanie: we also likely need a young priest and an old priest
 Omthebox: Oliver got to go fishing after all
Oscelot: It'd be a nice mechanical thing if the lesson that quinn gave them would give them a bonus on body-removal related rolls
  Sarah_Serinde: The whole team was given a lesson on cleanup from Quinn
 Alahmnat: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen I assume he's watched a lot of CSI
 ProcyonFlynn: Making soap is a pretty common Shop/Craft activity.  I could see knowing about Lye
 LiveFaust: Or FOOF. That'll get rid of the body....and everything else in the area...
Oscelot: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen Quinn gave them a full night of instruction on forensic cleaning
 JadedCynic: bleach would break the blood down (no dna check, but it's still identifiable as 'blood was here' unless it's also scrubbed away)...er, so I would imagine; that's what they said on Dexter! 
Oscelot: @LiveFaust I like the way you think.
 LiveFaust: I'm sure the groundskeeper wouldn't put together that everyone in the campsite is dead except for that group of friendly campers in two vehicles...
 ShaneLeeAtk: This takes me back to playing first edition... Lovely memories
Oscelot: @LiveFaust There's also the dudebro camp and the camp that has the parents and kid
 Omthebox: Boosties!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: uhhhhh
 PharaohBender27: 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: jeebus that was close!
 LiveFaust: Yeah, that's what I meant by "campsite", @oscelot .
SaxPython: "DM, I do that"
 HorusFive: Isn't it nice that Vamps don't need to smell, since breathing is something they have to remember to do
SharktoothJack: @livefaust call it a random gas leak?
 Omthebox: That camper is going to have a funk.
letsbelgo: turd burglar
 Alahmnat: @HorusFive small blessings
 JadedCynic: @Oscelot ...and the camp with the two totally normal dudes in suits and NOT Intel Agency 'Inquistors' (think Scully & Muldur)
Oscelot: @JadedCynic They were camping too? I thought they were only at Canadian Tire
  Sarah_Serinde: @Oscelot Yeah we haven't seen them at the camp
glitched_goddess: they’ve got skeletons in their toilet
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 paulthemapguy: Not a dramp to dronk! It's back!
 LunarJade: yeah the two guys with suits were just at Canadian Tire
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 JadedCynic: @Oscelot oh right...we didn't SEE them at the campground; we just had a chekov's cameo 
 Alahmnat: wardrobe
 HorusFive: Got there
  Sarah_Serinde: "a little"
 paulthemapguy: if the cooler is BIG ENOUGH
 Alahmnat: RV's septic tank
Oscelot: @Alahmnat make 'em feel right at home
 JadedCynic: @Diabore rule of improv: "yes, and..."
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: “kick him in the balls!”
 LiveFaust: @jadedcynic is either of the Inquisition version of Mulder and Scully more paranoid than the other?
 Omthebox: What are you doing back there
 paulthemapguy: Jacob's improv rule that he invoked was just "and"
 Alahmnat: @Oscelot it's important to maintain their natural habitat
 SmithKurosaki: oh nooooo
Jasper: @simriel golgothan?
 JadedCynic: @LiveFaust we MIGHT find out...
 singinnonsense: hope it does leak to much
josh___something: What's the jacob doin?
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: was that Jacob rolling behind the screen?
 LiveFaust: "The truth is out there, Scully." "No shit, Mulder."
  Sarah_Serinde: literally and figuratively
 Omthebox: Roling dice for fun 
Oscelot: @Alahmnat We should shove the bones in there for some enrichment opportunities
 WiJohn: Febreze?
 DirectorStephanie: o r b
 itira: orb
 Alahmnat: communal xp!
 JadedCynic: pipe wrench to disconnect a pipe into the septic tank, shove parts into it, and reconnect the pipe, with LOTS of pipe-dope to seal it properly
 DirectorStephanie: *Adam voice* Alriiiiight!
 PharaohBender27 rolls a 15 on sneak and leaves for dinner without detection
 Twilight_Spark: 33.3%, repeating of course.
 TheAwkes: #OliverMath
SaxPython: Oh yeah. Should Toreador's be taking "its ugly" damage
 Omthebox: Its not going to be all that fresh this time
 LiveFaust: Oliver Math: World of Darkness Steiner Math
adept_nekomancer: Always keep a large supply of roosters.
 iris_of_ether:  
 gualdhar: just pick one up from Costco
  MrPhlip: !addquote (Cameron) [now] It turns out, roosters are basically free.
  LRRbot: New quote #9192: "It turns out, roosters are basically free." —Cameron [2024-11-18]
 HorusFive: Standard DnD spellcaster "I have that" rule
 JadedCynic: @adept_nekomancer the Tremere chantry has a chicken coop with a flock
 MacbethSeemsSus: *deploys bandolier of rooster ashes*
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: 5
 Omthebox: 
 JadedCynic: oh!
 iris_of_ether: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: can you crit dumb luck?
 JadedCynic: I thought it was pairs...
SaxPython: Pffffff
 Omthebox: Did everyone die on accident
adept_nekomancer: such luck.  Much dumb.
 WiJohn: Won the lotto and everything's fine!
 ckupf: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen apparently
 DirectorStephanie: holy SMOKES
 LiveFaust: The Fonz.
 paulthemapguy: Whack it hard enough and it will work!
SaxPython: The inverse of Brides and Berzerkers
 Diabore: wonderful concussive maintenance
 A_Dub888: @ckupf the Gladstone Gander
 JadedCynic: the septic system NEVER LEAKS again
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 HorusFive: 
Oscelot: amazing.
DaxStrife: No sense of smell? ...Can vampires get covid?
 WiJohn: Mary cleaned up!
 Omthebox: We got a STEAL on this camper
 MacbethSeemsSus: Dumb luck this campsite has a free cleaning service.
 JadedCynic: @DaxStrife they can get drunk from feeding on drunk humans....why not?
 A_Dub888: No one got eaten by a bear!
 HorusFive: @Omthebox [Slaps Top] This camper can fit SO MANY dead bodies
 Omthebox: And air tight seals!
 paulthemapguy: Cam rolled a nat-"fuckin insane"
 JadedCynic: you never disturb the family campers
 A_Dub888: @HorusFive Like actually dead or vampires?
  Sarah_Serinde: Smart thinking from Cori
 JadedCynic: loose ends ties themselves up
 Omthebox: Both
 paulthemapguy: We're calling things "extreme" again? What is it 1997?
 DeM0nFiRe: Oh considering it was a dumb luck roll that is good
 Alahmnat: yes
 JadedCynic: @A_Dub888 to a human, what's the difference?
 ContingentCat: 
 LiveFaust: Funny, @daxstrife , I JUST had a friend pondering, based on a coworker's question about if a vampire would be affected by a blood cancer.
 JacobBurgessVO: @paulthemapguy This coming from a man named Paul? XD
 WiJohn: Again, Mary cleaned up!
 JadedCynic: @paulthemapguy yes
 Omthebox: How lucky! Anyway
SaxPython: End of holiday weekend
 JadedCynic: RIP dick
 A_Dub888: @JadedCynic campsite is now dickless
SaxPython: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Kittie!
  Sarah_Serinde: ooh kittie
 paulthemapguy: hahaha fair point Jacob. I'm kidding it's awesome to see you DM
  Sarah_Serinde: how big a kitty
SaxPython:   
 ContingentCat: Stalks by night!
 JadedCynic: Stalks-by-Night! 
 memnus: Kitty!
 ckupf: Kitty!
DaxStrife: Night in the Woods? *Gasp* It's Mae!
SaxPython: SbN 
 HorusFive: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JacobBurgessVO: @paulthemapguy Of course. I just wanted to make the Heyman joke and thank you!
Oscelot: Marge xD
phoenixfeather14: Hi Stalks-by-Night!
 LiveFaust: "My cat" or "my cougar"?
 iris_of_ether:   
 A_Dub888: but kitty
 Diabore: but kitty
 DeM0nFiRe: Marge makes a compelling argument
 HorusFive: KITTEH
 Shparky2197: Hi chat, I live once more. I have inconclusive results about whether my nap was good for me or not.
 KaleidoscopeMind: but why kitty shaped if not for pets
 A_Dub888: @Diabore right!?
 Jakelope13: "KITTY." *Stalks By Night glares daggers* ".... kitteh."
Oscelot: I love Stalks By Night so much
 ContingentCat: Stalks is so great
 A_Dub888: "Yup that's me, you're probably wondering how I got into this situation" - Stalks by Night
Oscelot: For the love of gods do not make poor Stalks walk all the way back x.x
 JadedCynic: @A_Dub888 
 JadedCynic: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 Alahmnat: rofl
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Oscelot: Not wrong
 LiveFaust: 
 JadedCynic: scarier than Jo
SaxPython: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 HorusFive: 
 A_Dub888: Gangrel? So Edge and Christian...
 JadedCynic: Jo isn't even surprised anymore
SaxPython: I want stalks to ride shotgun
SaxPython: Lol
 ckupf: Dog riding an elevator
 ContingentCat: Lol Jo's just like yup that's Oliver
  Sarah_Serinde: poor Stalks 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver
 ContingentCat: Awwwwww
Oscelot: Poor Stalks. ;_;
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 HorusFive: You TOLD ME to come!  I came for YOU!
 JadedCynic: #ThatsSoOliver
 A_Dub888: is this when Oliver finds out he ghouled Stalks?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: 
 Alahmnat: this is amazing
 sheqesi: Hahaha
 ContingentCat: this is a very confusing conversation for Stalks
 paulthemapguy: this hits like a text adventure lol
 JadedCynic: wait....river?
 HorusFive: Adam as Oliver is a G******M delight
Oscelot: I like "death river"
 A_Dub888: @HorusFive you're a delight
 ArdCollider: never knew cougars had pervasive drive for autonomy subtype ASD 
 JadedCynic: okay, I got it now
 paulthemapguy: 
SaxPython: I want a cat shouting What I read on a mug
 iris_of_ether: 
 Jakelope13: I have the feeling that, in a decade, all the cougars around the Island are going to be literate
  Sarah_Serinde: It's a wild animal that has never been inside before
Oscelot: Ghoulger
 ContingentCat: what could go wrong?
 A_Dub888: coughoul
 ckupf: gonna be odd when they get pulled over
 Jakelope13: *The animals. I know the other kind are literate as well
Oscelot: We're going to have so many claw marks in this RV
  Sarah_Serinde: I can
 DiscordianTokkan: "I'm good, actually. Byeeee"
Oscelot: lol
 ContingentCat: He tried lol
 JadedCynic: @ContingentCat Stalks riding shotgun and highly visible through the windshield, seen by every passing cars
Oscelot: I appreciate the attempt hehe
 HorusFive: @JadedCynic Head out the Window
 Alahmnat: @Sarah_Serinde 
 JadedCynic: ONE of them...
 circusofkirkus: easily confused characters
 ckupf: were they beautiful or ugly?
 LunarJade: lmao
 ckupf: I can't remember
 A_Dub888: They're both vampires, easy mistake
 iris_of_ether: Hahahahaha
josh___something: HAHAHAHAHA
 JadedCynic: @Seabats ?  That is EPIC roleplaying 
 Simriel: I love Marge
 Simriel: If not want pets, why shaped like Kitty
 Simriel: also don't All Kitty like getting rubbed behind ears?
 SmithKurosaki: Stalks is great
 Alahmnat: rofl
  Sarah_Serinde:  the logic checks out
 ContingentCat: Yeah in my experience of cat in a car they like to be able to look out so yeaaaah very visible
 HorusFive: I asked this guy.  "Which guy?"  I don't know
 niccus: was it this clown or that other clown
Oscelot: "It's cool, I asked Chancey" Knives' eye just starts twitching for some reason reason and he doesn't know why
 Shparky2197: I've not been following along, this is fun and funny
 sheqesi: *dying laughing*
 circusofkirkus: 3, it's a magic number
 HorusFive: Techncially Quinn can't do BUS to Chancey, cause Chancey works for Knives who SUPER outranks him
josh___something: Oliver no
 ContingentCat: The cat distribution system
josh___something: HONEY
 TheMerricat: Oliver is such a luck sack. 
adept_nekomancer: All kitties are vampire kitties, right?
 HorusFive: OLIVER YES!
 JadedCynic: @Oscelot he's in the middle of wresling with an angry lupine and he flinches involuntarily
 Alahmnat: cougars are just cats, y'all
 SnackPak_: preach Oliver
 Omthebox: You can just take them home, they're free.
glitched_goddess: I accidentally a cougar. is that bad?
 DirectorStephanie: And we call ourselves, the AristoCATS!
SaxPython: Biiig Cat
Oscelot: @ContingentCat Silver loves standing like a figurehead on the prow of a ship to look out when we are coming back from the vet. XD
 HorusFive: Therefore NOT a house cat
Oscelot: @JadedCynic rofl
SaxPython: The Man is keeping Ollie down
 A_Dub888: @Oscelot considering how often Chancey drives Knives up a wall, he probably vaguely knows but powers through it
 HorusFive: QED Mofos
 azureHaights: Schenectady? 
Oscelot: @A_Dub888 Yeeeah
Oscelot: "Skoden!"
 circusofkirkus: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: @A_Dub888 yeah, his momentary rage of 'dammit Chancey' allows him to gain the upper hand and subdue the lupine
 DarkMorford: Marge is a delight
 JadedCynic: @DarkMorford EVERYONE is 
SaxPython: 
Oscelot: Hopefully the stake didn't get dislodged...
 Shparky2197: and no I'm remembering floor corn from mouth modds
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver pls
Oscelot: Oliver XD
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 JadedCynic: "That's my secret, Silas....I'm always hungry."
satyropodobny: "one black coffee"
 Alahmnat: Jo is "one black coffee". Oliver is definitely "McDonald's!"
 paulthemapguy: Does anyone find anything wrong with the bodies hitting the floor? Person number 1: "nothing wrong with me." 2: "nothing wrong with me" 3: "nothing wrong with me"
Oscelot: @Alahmnat accurate
 DirectorStephanie: I am so grateful for @seabats being our audience insert to ask these questions. 
 HorusFive: Constant debate- why would a vampire ever go to a court meeting.  Because this is what happens if they do.
 Simriel: 'what is READ?'
 Simriel: This is beautiful
OVERKiLL!: :shelterin::chillwcat:
 Sarah: Stalks IS great
 Simriel: Chancey, Quinn, same guy right?
 Simriel: Cougar seems... useful for combat
OVERKiLL!: "society"
 Simriel: Does she represent Carthage tho?
SirGeoGio13: Oh my god, I just threw up from laughing
 Simriel: I think Bite Club might be my Favourite LRR rpg, which is saying something
 SmithKurosaki: Saaaame
 HorusFive: As much as any 10 cats will agree to do anything- the Gangrel are Anarchs
Oscelot: inb4 blood walk
 A_Dub888: @paulthemapguy It's Monday, Monday is Bodies Hit the Floor day
 TheAwkes: @paulthemapguy Something's got to give, though, right?
 Alahmnat: what a good idea
Oscelot: okay I didn't hit enter fast enough lol
SaxPython: Might as Well   
 JadedCynic: once you hit cell range
 JadedCynic: ah
Oscelot: That GRIN
Oscelot: oh my gods
  Sarah_Serinde: uh oh 
 Alahmnat: 
 shendaras: 
 JadedCynic: neutral ground
Oscelot: "Things"
 Alahmnat: the thing-happening room. every club has one.
josh___something: Vampire politics continue to politic
 sheqesi: Uh oh mischief!
 Twilight_Spark: I'm so here for a backstab though.
 DeM0nFiRe: Since #politics is banned in lrrcord does that mean we wont be able to talk about what just happened 
 TheAwkes: It's even a venue. Totally normal to back an RV into the alley by the loading dock!
 LiveFaust: The Backrooms (Industrial)
Oscelot: Oh nice, Chainz is here
Oscelot: 
 Alahmnat: you know. a perfectly normal room
  Sarah_Serinde: ooh
Oscelot: Ooof.
 SnackPak_: rough night, Quinn?
 BusTed: 😬
  Sarah_Serinde: He did have a hell of a night huh
  Juliamon: ouchie
 Alahmnat: three times and a lady
 ContingentCat: three times a lady
 Omthebox: Fancy
Oscelot: Good lord you two @Alahmnat @ContingentCat lol
 Omthebox: Mood lighting
 A_Dub888: they gonna die?
  Sarah_Serinde:  Oliver
 ContingentCat: @Alahmnat lol same brain cell
Oscelot: @A_Dub888 I mean probably
  Sarah_Serinde: Quinn may be starting to regret getting so dressed up
 JadedCynic: he's not angry at me 
Oscelot: Ooooh I like this
 Nigouki: D:
 Alahmnat: "Quinn's being nice to me, something is wrong"
 HorusFive: Quinn's talking weird- almost like he's enjoying this
SaxPython: Yo the read!
 s0lesurviv0r: 
satyropodobny: vibes not immaculate
Oscelot: @Alahmnat I mean
Oscelot: WELP
 Omthebox: He's not used to Quin being nice to him
phoenixfeather14: Is this Mary again?
 A_Dub888: uhhhhh
phoenixfeather14: Yep
SaxPython:   
 JadedCynic: ffs, mary
 iris_of_ether: Noooooooo
 RurouniGeo: NOOOOO
 SnackPak_: ooooo
 JadedCynic: 
 Nigouki: FUK
 HorusFive: She can do it TOO
  Sarah_Serinde: Niiice Oliver
 DeM0nFiRe: wow
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: she can do it to Oliver
 Nigouki: Adam nailing it
Oscelot: That's so good
  Sarah_Serinde: Also obviously good call Adam
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: way to go Adam!
Oscelot: Good catch Adam
josh___something: 
 ckupf: Incredible from Adam
 DeM0nFiRe: My brain hurts lol
 BusTed: 
 SnackPak_: hell yeah Adam
ForOhForError: Gaming
SharktoothJack: wow good job Adam
 HorusFive: Adam might be some kind of GAMER 
 sheqesi: Mary Mary quite contrary
satyropodobny: It would be so funny if Mary turns out to be Oliver's vampire mom
 circusofkirkus: deja vu
 Simriel: Like I adore the way Cam GMs, but this game is soooo good
 Simriel: oh dang he took Agg
 JadedCynic: oh man...poor Oliver...can never trust his senses until the Trouble With Mary is settled
 JadedCynic: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Oscelot: So what's interesting is that I'm noticing that Mary is giving him temporal abilities
josh___something: Ahahahah
 WiJohn: Trudeau, leafs, Trudeau, leafs
 type_variable: precognition
 A_Dub888: Oliver doing Oliver things
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: oh right this happened before when Quinn picked up Oliver for the party in session 1.
 ckupf: so consistently weird it's normal
 BusTed: wuh oh
Oscelot: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen yep!
josh___something: Silas BUDDY
 Omthebox: This will go well
 DirectorStephanie: oh
 Alahmnat: 
 DirectorStephanie: oh Silas
 DirectorStephanie: 
 WiJohn: Open the roast
Oscelot: Oh woah
 ContingentCat: oh no
 type_variable: thats racist ooooohhhh oh no its worst
 WiJohn: They got the wight stuff
 A_Dub888: No Oliver, not a "what", a "wight"
 Gekyouryuu: "hey, where the wight women at?"
Oscelot: pff
 PharaohBender27 rolls a 9 and trips on something when re-entering chat, drawing some attention
 HorusFive: The Camarilla thinks of a lot of people as "Lesser"
 A_Dub888: Oliver "Occasional Selfcontrol" Tyndall
 Alahmnat: @Gekyouryuu 
satyropodobny: scientifically accurate dino gangrels!
 Omthebox: Oh dear
 ContingentCat: 
Oscelot: @HorusFive to be fair, when it comes to Wights, they aren't wrong
 circusofkirkus: 
 Omthebox: Riiiiiiight...
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: Oooh Oliver getting a spine
 raulghoulia: Hello all, what's youre favorite statue? For me it's Rodahn's The Thrinker
Oscelot: Let's go Oliver!
 Nigouki: "I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it futher"
 HorusFive: "pray I do not alter it further"
 azureHaights: How many losses of self control does it take? Do two wrongs make a wight?
 A_Dub888: Oh great, he's altered the deal, pray he won't alter it further
 Omthebox: Its the jedi who are evil
 DirectorStephanie: Suuuuure Quinn 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Twilight_Spark: Thanks dad.
 type_variable: i do love quinn
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 PharaohBender27 presses X to doubt
Oscelot: He's a really interesting character
 fracassio: F'n Quinn
 ContingentCat: You're breathing, that's Quinn being nice
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Oscelot: @ContingentCat not wrong
 HorusFive: "every night you wake up I'm being nice"
 A_Dub888: !card price of progress
  LRRbot: Price of Progress [1R] | Instant | Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
Lavaita: It's always good when someone has to tell you how kind they are. Absolute brown flag.
SaxPython: Knows occasional bounds
OVERKiLL!: XP Get
OVERKiLL!: 😂👌💯
 Alahmnat: @ContingentCat he doesn't breathe though...
 WiJohn: Whew
 Omthebox: Do we have lunch?
  Sarah_Serinde: Uh oh
 circusofkirkus: oh
 HorusFive: @Omthebox It's a little cold and covered in poo- but yes
NimrodXIV: welp
 A_Dub888: @Alahmnat Flush of Life
 DeM0nFiRe: hmm
 WiJohn: Man, I love how this series is goofy AF and then suddenly the dramas
 LunarJade: no one told me we’d have school today..
 JacobBurgessVO: @wijohn Big Yakuza Energy
josh___something: Oh right, deputies.
 Omthebox: @HorusFive  maybe... not the poop body
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VibrantDepressedScorpionDBstyle-vxnksTQQDKjhaHCR
 JadedCynic: @josh___something and ghouls among 'the Authorities'
 HorusFive: @Omthebox Oh, somebody too good for poop-body?
 DiscordianTokkan: "Like, 4 my dude"
 itsr67: u r g e n t
 Omthebox: Yes 
 A_Dub888: @LunarJade You finished your homework though right?
 InconsiderateHat: Elysium stash? easy peasy?
  Sarah_Serinde: Silas gets to skip class
 JadedCynic: did Silas do that ritual of Walk the Blood?
 Omthebox: Lil rat snacker
 circusofkirkus: Oliver is hungy
 Sogheim: rats! the capri suns of the vampire world
 Nigouki: just a bag of rats like it's chips
ForOhForError: juicebox
 JadedCynic: he was going to do it on the ride into town...
 saucemaster5000: damn imagine having auto doordash
 itsr67: caprat sun
 JadedCynic: @itsr67 
letsbelgo: festuned
 Nigouki: just the chonkiest rats
 Omthebox: ratjam
 niccus: auto-rats
 PharaohBender27: 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀
Oscelot: @itsr67 amazing
Ignatiuspants: rat feast!
Oscelot: Wait wasn't it at zero hunger?!
 InconsiderateHat: @JadedCynic Yeah that's bugging me too but let's see
 HorusFive: Feestooned wtih Rats is my Cannibal Corpse cover band
 DarkMorford: Work first, then banana
Oscelot: @Jakelope13 Entertainingly one of my characters did steal a nos ghouled rat. But I have no clue
 JadedCynic: @Jakelope13 I would say the swarm is under the Nos's control and doesn't listen to the other
 HorusFive: Jessica is good at this game
 fracassio: Good cop, Brat cop
 A_Dub888: Morrwind, like the Elder Scrolls?
  TheGreenMonster450: lizard man, lizard man, lizard man
 Nigouki: Island or city?
Oscelot: Have we heard that name before? Hmm.
 AdamYMHMI: @fracassio Good cop, Brat cop, Rat cop
 HorusFive: @JadedCynic Feeding on ghouls doesn't do anything special if I recall
  Sarah_Serinde: oooh
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 JadedCynic: Nah, neither - Vancouver, Washington 
 Nigouki: dangit Serge
 PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic 
Oscelot: oh hells
SaxPython: ?????
 ContingentCat: well that's not very nice
 Jakelope13: That's funny, you'd think Quinn would be aware of a Scourge happening
Simbionis: uh oh
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: @Jakelope13 he might be, but vancouver's not his domain.
josh___something: Spicy >:D
 JadedCynic: also Quinn might know, and not tell his deputies
 Sydet1: And vampires are known for good communication and working well together
 JadedCynic: @Sydet1 smirk
  Sarah_Serinde: heh
SaxPython: Bruh, Quinn took your name off the list
 PharaohBender27 sees what happened there
Oscelot: the catch on "under my-- under *knives*"
OVERKiLL!: "i kick him in the balls" - Cori , her matter of fact delivery has been 🔥
RonnocLoki: Ooh, Oliver is risking a lot here.
 Simriel: Quinn kinda is nicer to Oliver than he should be
 Simriel: I think she might be Morwyn Davies
 s0lesurviv0r: @Oscelot ah, Quinn cares
  Sarah_Serinde: ohhh
 JadedCynic: it's all in the blood
 Nigouki: you can eat your way to the top? D:
 DiscordianTokkan: Eating into a promotion
  Sarah_Serinde: I wondered if they were thinblood early on but then it sounded like they definitely weren't...nice to know I was on the right track 
 JacobBurgessVO: @nigouki Oh yes
 JadedCynic: the Camarilla hate social jumpers 
 HorusFive: Lots of things are a crime.  And yet crimes still happen....
 A_Dub888: @HorusFive that's heresy!
 azureHaights: Prince in absentia?
 HorusFive: Oh good- a Prince who remembers the Dark Ages Low clan/High clan distinctions
 JadedCynic: @azureHaights yep, the Prince of Free Vancouver disappeared; his deputy Masque is running things right now
 Omthebox: What happens when a mortal eats a vampire then
 JacobBurgessVO: @horusfive 
 Gekyouryuu: Canada just had a big Vancouver shaped blank spot on the map when showing population locations for those types of vampires, like the Alberta lack of rats
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 BusTed: gottem
 Diabore: "...shit>
 Alahmnat: ba
 paulthemapguy: hahaha go Heather
Oscelot: I love Jessica doing the teacher thing
 LiveFaust: DEWIT. 
phoenixfeather14: Oh, hey, new backdrop
 azureHaights: @jadedcynic i was going off the "former -- no, CURRENT prince" thing
 ContingentCat: lol  love when Oliver does teacher mode
Oscelot: me too
 PharaohBender27: Soundbite clip: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HandsomeFairLyrebirdOSsloth-gpGZLxahoHdgdHNv
SaxPython:   
 A_Dub888: *Oliver turns a chair around and sits in it* So, you've roused the Beast...
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver I don't know that you're selling this well...
Oscelot: @A_Dub888 Oliver straight up rikers a chair
 HorusFive: How does Oliver Quell the Beast?  Monologue it into submission
SaxPython:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 circusofkirkus: 
Oscelot: *snerk*
 JadedCynic: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ContingentCat: 
 LiveFaust:     
josh___something: Jessica pls
 JadedCynic: dangit; I missed all that, had to afk...hitting the VOD later.
Oscelot: o7 @JadedCynic
 ContingentCat: @josh___something she's not wrong
 KaleidoscopeMind: im upset jessica didn't say "with a cougar"
 DirectorStephanie: Oliver. 
 A_Dub888: "What happened to Oliver?" "Well he did a thing-" "nvm"
  Sarah_Serinde: If they're already fucked, what do they care about the people that are chasing them
RonnocLoki: Or made up a first name by riffing on More When?
 SmithKurosaki: OH SHIIIIIII
OmnipotentTrevor: I feel like they'll keep dumping on Oliver even though he's become quite an asset.
Oscelot: This is fascinating
 Omthebox: I ate it is a weird name
 ContingentCat: damn
 AdamYMHMI: "I ate it" is a weird name
 JadedCynic: yeah, they don't exist anymore
 AdamYMHMI: @Omthebox jinx!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Omthebox: AdamYMHMI same braincell! 
  Sarah_Serinde: Jessica is just on it
 JadedCynic: get them to gloat 
 fracassio: @OmnipotentTrevor I like to think everyone dunks on Oliver because he holds a mirror in front of them and makes them realize how much of a low rank fuckup they all are (including Quinn)
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: Ah, there he is
  Sarah_Serinde: oh yeah?
 Pinwiz11: !!!!!!!!
 DeM0nFiRe: uh oh!
Oscelot: OH SNAP
 Alahmnat: BUS
 circusofkirkus: 
 BusTed: 
 SnackPak_: *gasp*
 DiscordianTokkan: Eyyyyy
 DarkMorford: oh shit
 iris_of_ether: JACOB
 RurouniGeo: oh my godddd
 Nigouki: BALLS
 Omthebox: God. Damn it
 SpaceBattery: WAT
Lysander_salamander: aaaaaaaaa
Lavaita: Oooooooooh
 JadedCynic: naturally...
 NotCainNorAbel: JACOB!
SaxPython:   
 DeM0nFiRe: uh oh spaghettios!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: whaaaaa
 DirectorStephanie: BLOODY BUS
letsbelgo: These episodes need to be longer
 PharaohBender27: ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER
 HorusFive: Always there are 2, a student and a master
Lysander_salamander: great episode tonight
Oscelot: Vam-pire-centipede...
Ignatiuspants: ending it already?!
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 circusofkirkus: 
 JadedCynic: 2hrs
 sheqesi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 itira:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 shendaras: 
 spethycakes: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey it's a good ending point 
 HorusFive: No- centipede Gangrel are way rarer
 DirectorStephanie: 
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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 iris_of_ether: @Oscelot I think that we're gonna get murdered tonight ♪
josh___something: Back ALREADY?!
 azureHaights: Centipede by Knife Party starts playing
 JadedCynic: @Ignatiuspants two hours is plenty
 SpaceBattery:   
 NotCainNorAbel:   
Oscelot: Good lord that was amazing
 RurouniGeo: incredibleee
 DirectorStephanie: you’re all wonderful!
 jdr_42:   
Oscelot: @iris_of_ether XD
 SquareDotCube: Vampire: the Centepede
Lysander_salamander: that was so good
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phoenixfeather14: Thank you all for another wonderful episode!!
 sheqesi: So good!
 Omthebox:    
 HorusFive:   
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 ContingentCat: This was so great 
 iris_of_ether:    
  Sarah_Serinde: v—v
 DirectorStephanie: thank you for sharing your talents with us! 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 BusTed: 
 serramarkov: But I'm askeered of the Reverend!
 JadedCynic: 
 lamina5432: gnight
Oscelot: Hot damn y'all
 DeM0nFiRe:   
josh___something: Bweh
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 ContingentCat: V~~V
 JacobBurgessVO: Don't worry. They get longer as we go on, promise.
 fracassio: A banger as always
Oscelot: That was  so good
 JadedCynic: thank you for that
 Alahmnat: what a finale
DaxStrife: Bleh!
 HorusFive: Thrink Thrink Thrink
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh no Jordynne vanished! 
 A_Dub888: Heather, did you eat Jordynne?
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Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO =P
  corianderd: fingers crossed
 Sogheim: I enjoy Jacob getting to pretend to be a monster
  Sarah_Serinde: Gotta be optimistic about these things
 Gekyouryuu: these HAVE to end on cliffhangers this strong, because it gets everyone SO invested that the sudden stop leaves us all feeling.... "drained" 
 JadedCynic: Onsen?  Beach?
josh___something: Oh no Jordynne got eated D:
 AriaHibiki: thank you all for another wonderful session!!! 
 HorusFive: 100 100
 corpocracy: v--v
 Omthebox: Camping trip didn't have as much fishing as I was hoping for.
 paulthemapguy: The finale of This campaign! for this week
 DirectorStephanie: …
Oscelot: inb4 we have to go camping even further north
Lysander_salamander: into the sea!
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 DirectorStephanie: into the sub ocean?
Ignatiuspants: it was great times!
 JacobBurgessVO: Glad everyone enjoyed it.
 paulthemapguy: this was really cool
 HorusFive: @Lysander_salamander The only place worse than the woods for a vampire
Riandisa: Thanks for the great session!
 azureHaights: @omthebox they fished for answers!
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO I'm going to have to spend so long poring over the source books tonight
 LiveFaust: What did you do to Jordynne?! You monster!
 Omthebox: They fished for shit and dead bodies, its not sportsmanlike!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EmpathicCrazyHyenaJonCarnage-zzPCoup1Kd1AT0tt
 JadedCynic: I have to catch a part that I missed
  Juliamon: Relistens are great for seeing who got hit by the prophecy ball
 saucemaster5000: why do you think we asssume
 JacobBurgessVO: @oscelot Everything is in there. Or, well, someone.
Oscelot: I blame james
 JacobBurgessVO: Somewhere*
 gibbousm: RIP Jordan 11/18/2024
josh___something: Fair enough
 LiveFaust: Like this. This is how I dare.
 Twilight_Spark: Lowering generation one Jordynne at a time.
 JacobBurgessVO: How dare!
 ContingentCat:  Jessica did nothing wrong
 DirectorStephanie: Thank you @jacobburgessvo for this world you’ve woven together for us
 PharaohBender27: Heather would never hurt Jordynne
 JadedCynic: #BlameJames
 azureHaights: Heather may be many things but she is not a diabLRRist
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO I have so much reading to do... lol
 PharaohBender27: 369
 JacobBurgessVO: @directorstephanie Awwwww... Thank you. You are so very welcome.
 Simriel: I KNEW IT
 SmithKurosaki: Bussin' cliffhangers
 Simriel: I KNEW he wasn't dead. Sabbat are too Fucky.
Wraith: God I love this show
Ben Hirsh: how did he survive getting burned tho?
TheFedoraProject: this was great
 Simriel: @Ben Hersh Sab
 Simriel: Sabbat magics?
 SmithKurosaki: Later chat
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Oscelot: Thanks for hosting, Heather 
 DirectorStephanie: thank you Heather for being our host for these 
 circusofkirkus: episode 3.5 TPK
 ContingentCat: Thanks Heather 
Oscelot: Heather plz ;_;
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SaxPython: 
 LiveFaust: Yes yes. Thank you, @jacobburgessvo ! 
 JacobBurgessVO: Hahahahahahahahaha!
Oscelot: *burns offerings to the Heather to pacify her*
 Omthebox: We know
 Lobo_Apache: We love Heather, do not not show us more vampire
 Twilight_Spark: 
letsbelgo: Id fight you heather
 DirectorStephanie: pls no 
 HorusFive: 
 sheqesi: Evil Heather ❤️
 JadedCynic: chat...y'all are better than this
  Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather) [now] I don't use my powers for evil, but I could. I'm not above it.
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SaxPython:   
 JacobBurgessVO: Quick! Give her Hatsune Miku things!
 serramarkov: Please don't cut off my supply!
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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 type_variable:  dialtown weeeee
 LiveFaust: "What kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for good or for awesome?"
 the_walking: long live heather
 BusTed: oh yeeahh
SaxPython: Yisssss
 BusTed: that was a weird one
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde 
 SnackPak_: this game was a fuckin trip
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GiftedMoralDootPastaThat-si50gFRY3SiCNJrk
  Sarah_Serinde: It's wild and the first stream of it was so much fun
 Omthebox: oh god
 JadedCynic: oh!
 JadedCynic: 
 NotCainNorAbel: oh no
 ContingentCat: 
 Sogheim: I didn't know it had a sequel
 A_Dub888: Amanda is definitely not having a time
KeytarCat: Pie man!
 DirectorStephanie: 
 Omthebox: Oh, God.
 PharaohBender27: I will miss Dial Town due to work, but will 100% watch the VOD
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm hoping for DB game jam games
 HorusFive: 
 DirectorStephanie: yay Garbage Day!
  corianderd: im on this
 ProcyonFlynn: Meat! Meat! Meat!
 Omthebox: yeah
Oscelot: DB game jam games would be great
 PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Ooooh, that would be neat
  corianderd: I will show up and I like One Piece!
 JadedCynic: wow, W+P right after DBFH?  I'd assumed they'd take a week to rest & recharge
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: luffys what?
letsbelgo: one piece of poop
 LiveFaust: I prefer two piece. NODDERS
 DirectorStephanie: @sarah_serinde YES
  Juliamon: JadedCynic well, Alex was only briefly on DB and he's the one who has to do the playing
 A_Dub888: What if you don't like One Piece but instead Many pieces?
 DirectorStephanie: 
 LiveFaust: Yeah, that sounds like James.
phoenixfeather14: #BlameJames
 JadedCynic: @Juliamon well, good for them    (this is better than I expected - I'm not objecting AT ALL  )
 LiveFaust: @a_dub888 I suppose that the sushi model WOULD be Many Piece.
 Sogheim: the bus felt like two days and three weeks, time is all sorts of wonky with bus
 JadedCynic: complete the bargain!
 Alahmnat: you did this to yourself, chat
Oscelot: @Sogheim no kidding
 DirectorStephanie: Roll call! 
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 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 DirectorStephanie: 
 LiveFaust: @directorstephanie CamBot!
 Lobo_Apache: close enough 
 DirectorStephanie: @livefaust get it up on still store!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Nigouki: Thanks for the great show!
 DirectorStephanie:    
 spethycakes: 
 LiveFaust: Tom Servo!
 Nigouki: All further names will be eaten
Oscelot: Morwyn ate the rest of the names
 PharaohBender27:   
 DirectorStephanie: Nice
phoenixfeather14: Thanks Heather!
Riandisa: Thank you for the stream!
 ah_fantastico:   🧛🏻‍♀️❤️
 DeM0nFiRe: o/  
Oscelot: Night Heather 
 DirectorStephanie: Thank you Heather!
 LiveFaust: Nini!
 JadedCynic: cya and thanks!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Sogheim: I need to rewatch Not a Drop to Drink from the beginning, bus got in the way last time I tried.
 NotCainNorAbel:    
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: Night chat
 DirectorStephanie: thank you crew!
SaxPython:   
 sheqesi: You're great!
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!  Thanks for being here
 HorusFive: 
  TheGreenMonster450: time to fang out
 LiveFaust: Our delightful and not at all threatening host! 
 sheqesi: Uh oh, fangy
josh___something:    
Oscelot: @sheqesi oh no, it's spreading XD
 Nigouki: 
Oscelot: Hello yes 
  Juliamon: 👀
  corianderd: how dare
Oscelot: Night Heather XD
 DeM0nFiRe: 👀
 WiJohn: Oh no run!
SaxPython: 
 the_walking: thanks
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ContingentCat: hi secret Heather 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Yes? Oh no!
 airylan: perception happened
 Gekyouryuu: the bus I have! I put tape over my camera! ha!
Ignatiuspants: I feel seen!
Oscelot: She DOES have Sense the Unseen
 ContingentCat: I just leave this tab open lol
 LunarJade: that’s right. I do have Sense the Unseen and a really high Auspex level too.
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