Now Kiss!! || Dialtown

 Laurence72: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Kathleen and Jordynne plan to finish the... fight? Or is that Halo? Game: Dial Town) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (2m from now).
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: honor system candy
  TXC2: Hello everybody
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm so excited for more Dialtown (and, y'know, more Now Kiss)
  TXC2: same, not caught a live Now kiss in years
 Laurence72: mic 5
  TXC2: CONTACT
DideRobot: LRR: new phone who dis? (same phone actually, from the subathon) kathleen and jordynne are back for more dialtown on now kiss! | https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113510923870075777
 Genie_M: Perfect timing just finished nadtd
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Enter the blaggole.
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  TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
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  TXC2:   
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 lightfut: Yes! This is the good nonsense!
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 SymphonySolstice: I didn't watch the first part of this, I'm ready to be SO confused
Sjbarbarian: YiiK Update release date finally dropped - 12/02/24 (ha ha math is fun) - get hyped. technically that’s a dating game and thus relevant
 MalFnord: Don't worry, from what I remember of the first part it didn't make much sense to begin with
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 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Yay!  Now Kitth is back bay-beeeee!
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 Strebenherz: Ooh the return of dialtown
 Laurence72: @SymphonySolstice Same! But with these two hosts, I just know it iwll be awesome
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 aquinas_0: Now Kiss exists again?  Now Kiss Exists Again!
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  TXC2: Now Kiss and a   lets go!
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 Strebenherz: Love the tented fingers graphic of Kathleen that's great energy for this xD
westerfarmer: Oh how exciting.
  TXC2: I think Moz did that graphic
Kandy170: Hello folks!
 Laurence72: Moose Bait is such a banger track
  TXC2: hello Kandy170  welcome
Kandy170: Love the road quest music
  Sarah_Serinde: It's such a great image
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 baltimore_667083: !advice
  LRRbot: Llamas are not piñatas.
 baltimore_667083: @LRRbot -spams the x key-
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 SeaDiegoFC: I'm ready to fall back into this fever dream of a game
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 niccus: this is... a risky open at work
 ContingentCat: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Kathleen and Jordynne plan to finish the... fight? Or is that Halo? Game: Dial Town) at Tue 10:00 AM PST (8m ago).
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Be careful of kinking your straw, or you can't blow your balls.
 jacqui_lantern234: uh oh! kissies~
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 jacqui_lantern234: also hi friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY 
  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 Brozard: New intro? or have I just not seen this?
rin_the_kat: YESSSS!!!
 baltimore_667083: greetings!
  TXC2: Hello Kathleen and Jordynne
  Sarah_Serinde: woo!
 SymphonySolstice: 
FromBrainToKeyboard: Wait, what? Now Kiss is back? How did I miss this?! But also yay!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
thewafflesareburning: Yay!
Aitsu111: Now Tech
  Juliamon: FromBrainToKeyboard Bonus one-time stream
  Sarah_Serinde: FromBrainToKeyboard Not as a regularly scheduled thing (as far as I know). This is continuing a game they did during the last subathon
 Nigouki: 
 Coloneljesus: i'm here thanks to kathleen's bsky post 
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Thisbymaster: Appeasing the tech gods is a strange task
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IslandersCaper: 
goatprince: no that was yesterweek, it's fine
 NorthstarTex: Moon(base)'s haunted...
  Sarah_Serinde: This game is unhinged /complimentary
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: this is the one with god in the middle of the street, right?
  TXC2: even weirder then the horse husband game?
Aitsu111: Wait weirder than the Cena dating game
 ContingentCat: Oh yeah! The subathon happened right as I was going through a terrible breakup so I only remember bits of it
 SymphonySolstice: the KFC one is legendary
 janky_as_heck: You mean God's perfect video game, I love you colonel sanders?
satyropodobny: a game all about the forgotten practice of "calling" people
FromBrainToKeyboard: @sarah_serinde oh! This is from the Subathon, I remember this now, thanks for jogging my memory 😄
goatprince: what about the weird horse tho
 TheDevil_Risen: Morning Kathleen and Jordynne!
  Juliamon: we're special
 TheDevil_Risen: o/ @Juliamon
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 tolchuk123: Go get them
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Kandy170: Wow, madame mediocre sounds like a name Kathleen would come up with
  Sarah_Serinde: Our character is considered exceedingly weird even in this strange setting
  TXC2: hello TheDevil_Risen  welcome
 TheDevil_Risen: @TXC2 
  TXC2: remember when people could remember phone numbers? 
 Capt_clown:   
goatprince: sug? is this creature voiced like rogue from the xmen?
 vinopinguino: @TXC2 sigh...yes. my gray hairs remember
Lunaedge: holy crap BlueSky is so much more useful for knowing when you're going live than both the old site and Twitch's notifications, hiii~ ♥
 beowuuf: those were the days...the only phone number i can rememeber these days is my own and a diconnected land line....very good for emergencies 
  Sarah_Serinde: wow rude
 GhostValv: wow thought-blocking
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 SymphonySolstice: trogs???
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 NorthstarTex: roadkill? Are we a vulture?
  Sarah_Serinde: We are much weirder than a vulture
  Juliamon: We're... some sort of goblin cyborg
 ContingentCat: Lol
Angreed66: A platypus
 ContingentCat: some kind of cryptid
 vinopinguino: haha
thewafflesareburning: I do thinl we have referred to ourselves a goblin a few times
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah we never got that tier list from Jordynne and Ben during DB huh? 
 jacqui_lantern234:  gdi jordynne now i wanna listen to these
 vinopinguino: goring to fall asleep to
 TheDevil_Risen: hang on.. how do you get ASMR of a rhino goring someone?
westerfarmer: Looking forward to catching this vod.
 NorthstarTex: it sounds like someone's original species from Deviant Art
 AdamYMHMI: @TheDevil_Risen Very carefully
  TXC2: best of room tone sketch, but it's best of Kathleen's qwerpline nonsense soudns
  TXC2: *sounds
  Juliamon: She said he's not actually cursed
 TheDevil_Risen: if you want some cursed mooing, i can get out my shotgun mic and record the cows in the field over the back ridge near my place when their doing their aggressive morning mooing
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 kristof162028: Good afternoon Kathleen have you gotten to play metaphor refantazio yet?
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  TXC2: I like Kathleen naturally falling into Snorsh lady voice when saying the word "cursed" 
 TheDevil_Risen: seriously sounds like the cows are having a punch on 
 NorthstarTex: So gnar
 vinopinguino: hahaha fuckface
goatprince: mingus,,,,,,,,,
NojhLivic: So I missed the initial stream of this. But I have a feeling I'd still be confused even if I hadn't.
 TheDevil_Risen: lmao the 3315 with the taped on label
wotc_jordan: Oh hey, it's Jordynne 0.2 A Fragmentary Passage
  TXC2: hello wotc_jordan
 vinopinguino: why is randy so relateable
  Sarah_Serinde: An uncircus ritual might also help, to be fair 
 NorthstarTex: Uncircusing seems to fit the game too
LeeshaJoy: So I assume the text color on the dialogue options is relevant?
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artacuno53: ORB
wotc_jordan: Orb
 NorthstarTex: Orb
 SymphonySolstice: 
  TXC2: ah Bill & Daves, the prequel
 SymphonySolstice: Orb Mentioned
 baltimore_667083: ORB
 NorthstarTex: Of course the orb knows no mercy
  TXC2: all zero joys 
 Laurence72: Klaatu... Verata... Nickel? Necktie?
 thegreatwyrdling: Why are you trying to date a phone?
 Earthenone: !point
  LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
 vinopinguino: @thegreatwyrdling why arent you trying to date a phone?
 jessieimproved: If I were going to date a phone it would be a Razr
poipal: @jessieimproved hey now, Nokias are fine, if a bit basic
NojhLivic: Self realization
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poipal: Phone interviews always go well
poipal: So does the food go in his charging port or
  TXC2: "so what do you bring to this company?" "my head is a phone"
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 247Gremlin: Carrier pigeons are a fine delicacy
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
 vinopinguino: hahaha
 SymphonySolstice: Thicc Bones
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 vinopinguino: lfg randy!
LeeshaJoy: *takes notes*
  TXC2: Gods if only it was this easy IRL 
 Strebenherz: Heck yeah randy
seanmrwick: good to see you live After Desert Bus. I hope your post DB recovery is going well
 Rhynerd: did the Madame just kill a man?
  Juliamon: It's not the first time
 Gaz_L: does that celphone say 'Fuckface'?
 Rhynerd: yea
  TXC2: Gaz_L  yes
 vinopinguino: LOL
 SymphonySolstice: hm.
 baltimore_667083: -visible confusion-
  TXC2: Quack
 247Gremlin: This is so unhinged and I love this.
 GasCityGaming: I came in at a WEIRD time
  Juliamon: GasCityGaming Not really, as far as this game goes
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Every time in this game is a weird time
  TXC2: GasCityGaming  that would have been true no matter what time you came in 
 Rhynerd: @gascitygaming I can’t think of a non-wierd time in Dial Town
 GasCityGaming: lmao, very fair
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 Verrain2: Celebrating two years of delightful weirdness!
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 Gaz_L: Stringer, where's Jerry?
 Gaz_L: honestly, the thing that's most confusing to me here is the Now Kiss! branding on the stream 
 MalFnord: oh no, tragedy!
  TXC2: 4 nipples ?
 vinopinguino: Good memories
 Laurence72: FOUR nipples??
 Gaz_L: hyonk
 vinopinguino: Hahahha
 baltimore_667083: HONK
LeeshaJoy: That is the appropriate response to seeing a swan
Despoiler98: HONK
  TXC2: Sawn to the rescue!
  TXC2: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 BusTed: That's how that works.
LeeshaJoy: It didn't work, it's just a swan and therefore prone to attack whoever walks by
 Rhynerd: congrats on your murderbird child.
 vinopinguino: So sweet
 MalFnord: oh no, romance!
Alephred: Why does phone man have "F*******" taped to his forehead?
  TXC2: Alephred  sure does
EvilBadman: Scum it up
 baltimore_667083: reminds me of a very infamous baseball card
  Juliamon: He was pranked, and he can't remove it or he'll die
 baltimore_667083: EGGS
 BusTed:  
 Rhynerd: @alephred it’s a bandage from when he got crushed by a fortune telling machine. his doctor got pissed off.
goatprince: e g g s
 SymphonySolstice: EGGS
 BusTed: 
 Marvoleath: and then they had sEggs
 TheDevil_Risen: GG
  TXC2: Success!
 baltimore_667083: eGGs, if you will
 Strebenherz: Eggs
FromBrainToKeyboard: E G G
  TXC2: Band aids SHOULD have messages on them
 DeM0nFiRe: 
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 TheDevil_Risen:   
 GhostValv: D:
 BusTed: brutal
 DeM0nFiRe: F
 TheDevil_Risen: F
  TXC2: F
 Rhynerd: F
 Strebenherz: Holy bus that's awful
 vinopinguino: "Sure [lie]" hahaha
 Strebenherz: This game knows how to hook you
 baltimore_667083: 
 BusTed: asked and answered I guess
 public_key_reveal_party: Wow, I wish twitch had shown me this going live notification an hour ago lol
 BusTed: 
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 Rhynerd: wasn’t downtown dialtown where the clown’s advertisement was?
 TheDevil_Risen: poor ontario 
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  TXC2: DeM0nFiRe  
 TehAmelie: i mean how do you address the question of clowns without yelling
 BusTed: exists always in our hearts
 protojman: there is some cramming of dating sims into other game genres now that I’ve seen
 TehAmelie: i love dating games, but i can never complete them cause after 1 to 1½ runs it always gets so gamey
 chianeko: 
  TXC2: I wonder how much the dating game genre got hit by Persona 5 being as successful as it was
  Sarah_Serinde: This is how we met Randy
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh hi hello hello my lovely friends!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Michelle!
  TXC2: hello kilnfiendpotter  welcome
 TehAmelie: i choose to believe Arcade Spirits and its sequel was just so much it satiated the genre
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 kilnfiendpotter: 33 months! A prime number for a prime...friendship!
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  Sarah_Serinde: I think we only had one phonecall
 kilnfiendpotter: LOL I am not surprised at all
 baltimore_667083: Murica
 kilnfiendpotter: Wait this is 5th avenue
 TehAmelie: wait, 33 is not a prime number
 kilnfiendpotter: @TehAmelie You're right. I'm le tired.
 Sibwow: its the product of primes though
 TehAmelie: 
 Sibwow: 31 is prime
 BusTed: 
  TXC2: once you're past  13, guessing prime is hard 
 kilnfiendpotter: We need the Math Gays
 Gaz_L: *checks that one Zimone card* ...yes
 Sibwow: did someone say math gay
 TehAmelie: Jesus counts as two people? that explains so many things
 kilnfiendpotter: Technically Jesus is part of 3, another prime number!
 Gaz_L: Wouldn't Jesus technically count as 3?
 kilnfiendpotter: Jesus is a Prime Number, it is known
 LordZarano: 33 is relatively prime, to anything without 11 or 3 as factors
 TehAmelie: well, God and the Holy Spirit probably don't count as people in any definition
 Sibwow: my sieve of Eratosthenes is broken
 kilnfiendpotter: Look if corporations can be people, so can the Holy Spirit
 TehAmelie: but we never recognized corporate personhood
 kilnfiendpotter: Give it 6 months (makes sad faces)
 kilnfiendpotter: This all seems very surrealist and lovely
  TXC2: kilnfiendpotter  I'm willing to bet that actual argument has been brought up in the Vatican 
 kilnfiendpotter: @TXC2 And probably had much more discussion than "Maybe we should ordain women?"
  TXC2: kilnfiendpotter  right? 
 GhostValv: 
 BusTed: goal acquired
EmmaPartlow: "Summon a local hobo."
 TheDevil_Risen: DATE Bigfoot!
 TehAmelie: the narrator is pretty next level eh
 TehAmelie: almost Doki Doki Literature Club vibes
 baltimore_667083: the game itself must've watched dawn guard's game shows 
 Gaz_L: so this game, Monster Prom... any other games where you can date the narrator?
 247Gremlin: Ever since Sasquatch Sunset, I have not wanted to date bigfoot.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: now kiss is back!?
 kilnfiendpotter: LeFou I'm afraid I've been thinking
 Gaz_L: this has a smidge of Disco Elysium energy
  TXC2: fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn  for one night only
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @TXC2 like a comet 
  TXC2: fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn  exactly
 TehAmelie: remember DDLC's exquisite jumpscare where the narrator starts addressing you by the name of your windows user instead of the name you gave the game? that was wild to me cause it was my deadname
 kilnfiendpotter: @TehAmelie OH NO
  TXC2: TehAmelie  ooof
 kilnfiendpotter: Jordynne sounds like the narrator of a Civil War letter
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 247Gremlin: H O G
 Gaz_L: 1 (one) feral hog
 TehAmelie: that's  not very upsetting to me, but i may be luckier than some trans players
 TehAmelie: ooh, a rotary phone man
 BusTed: haha
 Gaz_L: ManBearGorilla? I don't remember that episode of South Park
SnowBuddy18: just one more hit of Bigfoot chasing
 kilnfiendpotter: "And satisfaction brought it back!"
Voidhawk42: "Silence Shout-Lobe!" is amazing and I am stealing it
 TheDevil_Risen: ok. just going to say it. part of this bigfoot story line would be a really, really funny Krog x GreeJ skit
 TehAmelie: who wouldn't stick their hand into some suspicious contraption for a wedge of cheddar?
 TheDevil_Risen: @TehAmelie vintage cheddar?
 BusTed: true
 Nigouki: oh that is an excellent rubber monkey suit
 Nigouki: look at those gloves wrinkle
 TehAmelie: but dark chocolate has bad amounts of lead in it, or at least some fancy brands i read about in the news lately
 247Gremlin: The disposable camera head
 TheDevil_Risen:  
  TXC2: what's the bet the focus on that camera is busted
  TXC2: ?
 TehAmelie: banan!
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 247Gremlin: @TXC2 5:4 for sure
 BusTed: amazing
 MalFnord: uhoh
 NightValien28: how lewd!!
 baltimore_667083: HAHAHA
 TheDevil_Risen: oh my
 247Gremlin:   
 TehAmelie: make the tips touch, eh
 TehAmelie: i see your game, game
 TehAmelie: okay so from now on Bigfoot's name is Adam
 SymphonySolstice: the gubmint.........
 247Gremlin: Weeps up for Bigfoot
 SymphonySolstice: 
  TXC2: Have some Empathy damnit 
 TehAmelie: have some sympathy, have some care ♫
 TheDevil_Risen:    
Zyme86: evil
 MalFnord: Is there really any other choice than evil?
 247Gremlin: Yesssss
 TehAmelie: now Bigfoot is Satan?
Zyme86: you are asking twitch chat, wh did you expect that answer was?
JCMaxw3ll subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
 JCMaxw3ll: oh my
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 TehAmelie: come to think, Sympathy for the Devil is vague enough that most of the lyrics could be about BIgfoot
 TehAmelie: how he's been existing at various historical moments and all that
 Gaz_L: @TehAmelie please allow me to introduce myself, i'm a 'squatch of wealth and taste?
 TheDevil_Risen: << not many people have sympathy for me, but I'm big enough to be Bigfoot  
  TXC2: if bigfoot isn't sentient, them killing someone  can't legally be called murder
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 TehAmelie: if that is your real name
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 BusTed: 
  TXC2: to use bigfoot for war, by Sun Tzu 
 Verrain2: In case we all forgot, this is a dating sim.
johkmil subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
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 TehAmelie: if this turns into Bigfoot being a bear for purposes of Honey Heist, i'm in
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 Wicker_Guide: So, this is unhinged ID of the Electronic Panopticon Simulator?
 TehAmelie: on second thought maybe making Bigfoot a playable race in Honey Heist would be simplest
Zyme86: no not manslaughter, intentional killing at worst
 TehAmelie: just regular dating game stuff
 TheDevil_Risen: that poor penguin
  TXC2: ThorSokar  we're trying to date bigfoot, and in the course of that we're getting them to do some killings, it's fine, 
 Laurence72: Dancing vibes, to go by Happy Feet
 TehAmelie: to date bigfoot, first you need to remove some competition
 Wicker_Guide: I dipped in about 20 minutes ago and a street clown was trying to pawn a feral chimpanzee onto us for 4 dollars
 TheDevil_Risen: 
Voidhawk42: UNDO UNDO
  TXC2: 
 baltimore_667083: NOOOOO
ThorSokar:  Bigfoot is in to murders...
  TXC2: pave the save
 Verrain2: Improbability levels at 2 million to one against and rising.
 spethycakes: I came back from a trip to the dentist to...whatever this is, so my day is what you might expect
 SymphonySolstice: I am Experiencing
 Wicker_Guide: I mean "look I ruined your life and now I'm the only one who cares about you" isn't a totally unprecedented dating sim plot
goatprince: fet so big he got multiple endings
 Verrain2: Much better now that you sister's of Chaos are streaming.
goatprince: *feet
 Gaelan_Maestro: this is a nyquil fever dream
 Strebenherz: This acid trip of a game is making me laugh during a long work shift
SnowBuddy18: I feel like this is the closest to the chaos of Desert Bus possible, so it's helping
ThorSokar: IDK, this feels more like a robotrip than nyquil
 kilnfiendpotter: Currently figuring out the lighting on a murder mermaid drawing wooo
  Juliamon: our character *is* high on cough syrup
 BusTed: oh dear
 Verrain2: So do we donate 6.24 for a chance to win Bigfoot or what?
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh my gosh yes
 Strebenherz: Im putting my money on Bigfoot romancing ticket Jerry
 Genie_M: Beautycopter was wonderful
JeshuaWithAnE: Beautycopter was wild, following that up with cold medicine and an energy drink would be disorienting.
ThorSokar: Beauty Copter was a hell of a time not on cold medicine
Zyme86: Hey Kathleen, I'm getting ready for a new zealand, Due to time its probably going to be mostly north island (possibly could fit in a little nothern south island). Any suggestions other than hobbiton and waitomo you would suggest?
 baltimore_667083: beautycopter was what i imagine it'd be like to live inside "trippin on a hole in a paper heart"
 Marvoleath: !discord
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 spethycakes: !advice
  LRRbot: Learn many!
 TheDevil_Risen: @Strebenherz right here with you, last night of O/N shifts by mysle and this is really fitting into the vibe 
 TheDevil_Risen: WAARRGGHH!
maedaninemigote: Chegamos carol
 Wicker_Guide: step 3 profit, presumably
  TXC2: time to learn the basics of CQC
 Verrain2: Welcome to Ooki Ooki Fight Club.
  TXC2: Verrain2  
maedaninemigote: Detroit
 TheDevil_Risen: Rule 1: Don't Talk about Bigfoot Fight Club
Zyme86: So thinking about how laws would apply. We have determined that our laws only apply to humans. He would be treated as a wild animal with no right and you as the responsible trainer. Ya this is stright murder
Artificer_Evan: what exactly have I just tuned into??!!
Zyme86: yes
  TXC2: Artificer_Evan  a dating game
 Gaelan_Maestro: this is almost as ridiculous as my facist pandas from mars recurring nightmare
Artificer_Evan: @txc2 oh I think I remember this game from the sub-a-thon. it is just as unhinged then as it is now.
  TXC2: Artificer_Evan  it sure is 
 Wicker_Guide: @Gaelan_Maestro Speaking as someone who has a recurrning nightmare of failing a handwashing contest, I'm not sure whether to be envous or sympathetic
 Wicker_Guide: *envious
 malsareus: ded
  TXC2: Gaelan_Maestro  that is a WILD sounding nightmare 
 Gaelan_Maestro: @Wicker_Guide its a rather odd one, like there is he space pope who is mouse with a squid for a head
 Wicker_Guide: So, when does this turn into us being killed by this wild animal we are inculcating into violence
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 spethycakes: oh this ends well
 247Gremlin: I wish it was a bottle of 99 Bananas
 malsareus: "drunk karate monkey" sure is a sentence
josh___something: We're so dying to bigfoot
 TheDevil_Risen: o whiskey.. that escalated quickly
 BusTed: 
 Verrain2: This will henceforth be known as mistake number 12.
 MalFnord: oh dear
 Genie_M: It's a fez
 Gaelan_Maestro: @TXC2 you have nooo idea XD its half fever dream
 Wicker_Guide: so, side note, I take it Jordynne is narrating the MC... and Kathleen is narrating the voice in the MCs head?
 Wicker_Guide: doesn't seem like a conscience, more like a second personality with more impulse control
  TXC2: Wicker_Guide  Kathleen is the narrator
 MalFnord: oh god is Bigfoot gonna run off with Randy?!
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nullzel: wait, this ISNT a dream?
   Anubis169: hi everybody
 TheDevil_Risen: ewwwww
  TXC2: hello Anubis169
 247Gremlin: instantly
 malsareus: Welcome to the madness Anubis
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 Wicker_Guide: this is about on par with every other minute of this stream @Anubis169
 Verrain2: Even by goblin standards we are disgusting.
SnowBuddy18: 10/10, no notes
 Wicker_Guide: Okay, I like Billy
 baltimore_667083: 
 malsareus: tbf Catholic churches have good wine cellars
  TXC2: almost 2 hours in, we broke Jordynne 
   Anubis169: somebody reboot Jordynne, breakage happened
 baltimore_667083: never thought we could reach peak bus after the run but here we are
   Anubis169: Welcome to Desert Bus Bonus Hour...
 Verrain2: That makes him Irish.
 SymphonySolstice: game good actually
 kilnfiendpotter: oooooof
 Laurence72: So I? Does a bear poop in the woods? Id Bigfoot Catholic??
 kilnfiendpotter: oh man
   Anubis169: little one is off the hook
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 baltimore_667083: DED
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Laurence72: ULTRA COMBO!!!!!!!!!
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: this is INVOLVED
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHA
 kilnfiendpotter: WHAT
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 kilnfiendpotter: This looks like a scene from Taskmaster
 BlueMechanic: Game of the year, or any year
 MalFnord: FLAWLESS. VICTORY.
 Verrain2: Fatality.
 spethycakes: where's that Arby's overlay?
 Marvoleath: tbf little billy had it coming
 kilnfiendpotter: FINISH THEM
 ValTheDrake: and the world is a better place!
 baltimore_667083: What in the Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried fuck just happened
 TheDevil_Risen: @spethycakes YES
josh___something: For legal purposes, we do not condone beating up kids named billy
  Texan_Reverend: @baltimore_667083 Extra crispy or regular crispy?
Zyme86: a gun?
Zyme86: called it
 GhostValv: D:
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Wicker_Guide: #America
 baltimore_667083: @Texan_Reverend yes
 spethycakes: 
josh___something: "Noble"
 MalFnord: is that a monkey?
 Verrain2: The right to arm bears!
 Strebenherz: I can't omg
  TXC2: God made bigfoot, but Samuel Colt made bigfoot deadly 
sephsays: oh my god is the narrator beej?
 Laurence72: Extra nipples!!
  TXC2: why do we have 6 nipples ?
 SymphonySolstice: murica
 baltimore_667083: MURICA
josh___something: Ahahahhahaahh
  TXC2: love, LOVE that's those are Soviet AKs 
 kilnfiendpotter: You know, this might actually be what's taught in schools here in the US in a year.
TheAinMAP: 
 Laurence72: The kazoos are the cherry on the top of this insane sundae
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 Verrain2: The kazoos!
 baltimore_667083: well then
 Wicker_Guide: welp
TheAinMAP: Welp
 SymphonySolstice: 
 TheDevil_Risen: 
josh___something: Yeahhhhh
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  TXC2: (Fresier voice) I AM WOUNDED!
 baltimore_667083: ok mc is definitely Ricky Bobby now 
josh___something: "All the right moves"
 ValTheDrake: honestly, Bigfoot may have a better grasp on morality than we do
 TheDevil_Risen: you could say we made a big. OOkSie
 yalc321: 
 Wicker_Guide: @baltimore_667083 Scarlett O'Hara as Ricky Bobby
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BusTed: 
  TXC2: what an ending
 Verrain2: Oy.
 malsareus: what a trip
 spethycakes: 
  TXC2: art, we witnessed art
 SymphonySolstice: love that
josh___something: This is art
  Juliamon: I think we reached the peak, yeah
 Marvoleath: are we a horseshoe crab? those have blue blood
  Sarah_Serinde: AND they came back
 malsareus: to get their ointments
  Sarah_Serinde: What a beautiful game
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 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 BusTed: 
 Verrain2: A dating sim?
 baltimore_667083: 
 kilnfiendpotter: This was one of the most amazing dating sims I have ever seen
sephsays: Thank you for this... experience?
 TheDevil_Risen: 10/10 no notes 
  TXC2: !store
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EvilBadman: The ending where we peak and close the stream
  TXC2: what is dating if not feeling like being shot by bigfoot?
 Verrain2: Now Idon't need to try acid.
fonkoncle: fledgling manor is out soon!
pickles6232: 
 Strebenherz: This was a game would again date Bigfoot
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 kilnfiendpotter: Go get some ice cream!
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 247Gremlin: One auteur, one genius you mean
SnowBuddy18: we thank you Jordynne
josh___something: Ostensibly a dating game
 MalFnord: A nap seems like a good idea now, yeah
 Wicker_Guide: maybe spend an hour playing soothing weather noises?
sephsays: can i just say I really appreciated that Jordynne slid the chair back to get a proper black frame around them for the "WHAT THE F"
 kilnfiendpotter: Maybe some hot chocolate?
  TXC2: !next
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sephsays: great for gifs
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AffluentLittleBulgogiKappaRoss-5KUFbGNl-uLtIvjo
 TheDevil_Risen: I don't think so
pickles6232: trauma bonding over videogames 
  TXC2: !events
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 Wicker_Guide: This might finally diplace Detroit Become Human on the top of Talking Sim's WTF list
 Laurence72: Shoot? Like Bogfoot?
  Sarah_Serinde: Please clip this nonsense 
 malsareus: it was an experience
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrunchyImportantInternGrammarKing-npKhXiGx3I_uhmWY
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 kilnfiendpotter: Bye friends! Take care!
 Verrain2: Bye!
pickles6232: mastodon is my fav band
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen and Jordyne
 Strebenherz: This is not a game you forget
 Gaelan_Maestro: XD
 DeM0nFiRe: 
EvilBadman: orbspeed
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
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 Verrain2: Though we will try to forget it.
 247Gremlin: I will never forget this masterpiece
 Verrain2: Not without therapy no.
 247Gremlin: True, that's not until tomorrow.
 Earthenone: i missed most of this being busy but i look forward to the vod of what looked at a glance to be a buspost of a game
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DelightfulEmpathicTubersTBCheesePull-FuUv0Y3QBGnFFBpP
  Sarah_Serinde: I highly recommend the first stream of this that happened during the subathon earlier this year
 Verrain2: Even seeing is not believing.
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 pn55: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Laurence72: Best secret podcast ever right there
 SymphonySolstice: means what it says on the tin
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EasyBrainyKangarooHassanChop-IuSRmJVBcOR7Dnib
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