Talking Simulator | Tiny Glade

Lysander_salamander: !next
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 baltimore_667083: !box
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 quasi79fu: omg yasss amanda is back
 baltimore_667083: EGGS
 quasi79fu: woooot
 quasi79fu: hai chat
  Juliamon: not today unfortunately, there's been a late change iirc
 matthaus_c: oh no!
 quasi79fu: oh
  Juliamon: Ben can't make it in
 quasi79fu: sadge
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I doubt they'll play it without Ben so we probably get something else today
  Sarah_Serinde: But it sounds like we also may get bonus Jordynne
 matthaus_c: UFO 50 it is!
 Invitare: Adam and surprise guest
 baltimore_667083: i blame dinkleberg
 protojman: Adam and surprise Jordynne it is!
 Manae: !next
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 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Manae:      
 baltimore_667083: 
 Manae:      
 Manae: wait o no
  Juliamon: LIES
  Juliamon: lies and slander
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
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 baltimore_667083: @LRRbot make me
 Nigouki: signal misfire D:
 Manae: Why did my screen flash D: I've jumped a gun
squ3e: !next
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 matthaus_c: !findquote violence
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 gualdhar: !findquote fake
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 Getter404: !findquote door
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 gamercat88: we noping
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 Clench_Eastwood: spooks
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 lochnessseammonster: woo time for spoops!  
 ProcyonFlynn:  love this song
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 Makrosian_Tay: uhh
  Juliamon: uh
 matthaus_c: damn
 matthaus_c: remix
 247Gremlin: Spoops or dioramas, I'm excited to find out!
  Juliamon: let's listen to that again?
 e_bloc: just in time for my favorite podcast
   LoadingReadyRun: wanted to hear it again
   LoadingReadyRun: don't be weird
 Mr_Horrible: lol
 baltimore_667083: fair
  Sarah_Serinde: it *is* very good
 MAPBoardgames: I'm not complaining. This song is awesome!
  Juliamon: ok but update the title and game
 Mr_Horrible: man said "I have the aux, I will speak"
 terribleplan: it’s a certified banger
 Mischievous_Catgeist:  
  Juliamon: there we go
 lochnessseammonster: weird is the only way we know how to be 
 e_bloc: Adam does not pass the aux
 lochnessseammonster: but this is a banger
itsj0mi: 
 nyxlux: this song makes me so happy ^_^
 Blakemcm: aww man we playin the Chilla games?!?! these are so bad good =)
 CastleOtranto: Hello chat friends. Who is ready to get spooped?
 MAPBoardgames:   
 e_bloc: 1666   LFG spoops
 Electrodyne: Hey... what happened to Fartbus?
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 matthaus_c: and we just passed 170k!
 SnackPak_: 
patrick_stonecrusher: Amanda Huginkiss gottem
Electrodyne: I'll never stop asking
 terribleplan: Did tangbus live at least?
 Clench_Eastwood: MOVIE SIGN
JoeLowe2: Lets go!!!
 GasCityGaming:   
 MAPBoardgames:   
 lochnessseammonster:   
 Mr_Horrible: why is the intro screen talking to me like M Bison?
 Seth_Erickson: I am prepared 👀
 baltimore_667083:   
 247Gremlin:   
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patrick_stonecrusher: My body is ready
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 SnackPak_:   
 quasi79fu: jordynnne
 Mr_Horrible: yoooooooo
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 spethycakes: 
M4RKNUTT: Heyyyyyyy
 lochnessseammonster: 
 the_walking:  
squ3e: A twist!
 baltimore_667083: hello adam! hello jordynne!
 GasCityGaming: Jordynne!
 Seth_Erickson: roped another Ginger in 
 50keyz: 
 Blakemcm: red hair superiority!!!
 SnackPak_: upgrade
 Strebenherz: A new ginger has touched the beacon!!
 lochnessseammonster: there can only be one
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi again Jordynne 
 RatherLargeToad: Jordam!
itsj0mi: 
 gibbousm: I like Ben's new hair extensions
  SmithKurosaki: A wild jordynne appears!
 Mr_Horrible: wait now I don't know who had the aux
frank_the_great: Talk about an upgrade /jk
 lochnessseammonster:   
 Utopos: Jordynne!
 bytecaster: Jordynne!
 spinebustertee: this week it's Jordynne Ready Run
 MrSarkhan: Jordynn!
JoeLowe2: Jordynne!!!
 baltimore_667083: Juice Tuesday
KWardJenx: Let's fucking go!!
 matthaus_c: they didn't ship her back to Ontario!
 GasCityGaming: "one more stream til Tario" sure 
 Nigouki: time for the hour long shittalk probation period
 Invitare: another day another dubloon
 quasi79fu: rude lol
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Surprise Jordynne!
 lochnessseammonster: time for spoopy podcast!
 TheWriterAleph: oh nooo
 saucemaster5000: hey jordynne, who's the new guy with you this week?
itsj0mi: F
prince_infidel: SWEET! Ginger upgrade!
Electrodyne: i just spooped my dungarees
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 Kramburger: I for one welcome new new Alex
 bytecaster: Finally, Jordynne can be part of the Podcast!
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 niccus: curious combo, let's see what cooks
 Strebenherz: Hope he feels better soon
squ3e: Das flu!
SnowBuddy18: con flu from DB
 the_walking: the bus flu
 raulghoulia: does this mean Ben is editing the express?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 NotCainNorAbel: respect the 1v1
 TheWriterAleph:  
 Mr_Horrible: subterfuge at the DB afterparty
 Jillexie: Jordynne playing the long game
 gamercat88: oh snap time for the poison arc
 Utopos: "The Flu" is code for "I put thorium in his oatmeal"
 Invitare: the Russian government does
 MAPBoardgames: If Jordynne keeps showing up on stream like this we're going to need a new emote 
 MrSarkhan: Jordynne was the Ben we deserved all along
 Rhynerd: double Jordynne today!
 lochnessseammonster: yeah jordynne knows what's up!
 matthaus_c: I know restaurants in the poison business
 quasi79fu: weve beeen already derailed lol
 Kramburger: Jordynne, please don't admit to crimes live on stream. It's just bad form
 the_walking: wow the rizz here is on fire
 CastleOtranto: Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me.
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Nigouki: Didn't the build a condo over the Queen/Spadina McDonalds?
 Jillexie: Ah, the Queen & Spadina MickeyDees
 lamina5432: get some bog mushrooms from kathleen
 lochnessseammonster: oh man that macdonald's takes me back...
 lochnessseammonster: yep!
SnowBuddy18: I'm one
7gorobei: this is going to be a 2hr pre game, isnt it?
  Sarah_Serinde: Ontarians
  SmithKurosaki: It5 /is / 8pm
 xantos69: What do you call somebody from Saskatchewan?
JoeLowe2: Yup  Ontario here.
  SmithKurosaki: Can confirm
 Kramburger: Their mumome pick them up
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Jillexie: Right here
 lochnessseammonster: 
 saucemaster5000: huh
 quasi79fu: OMg
 Kramburger: JORDYNNE
 Kramburger: NO
Astramentha: D:
 GasCityGaming: Jordynne has enemies
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
 Isaac3567: Wait up mountain or down mountain?
 CastleOtranto: The baby pulled a knife on you?
 Kramburger: WHAT
 baltimore_667083: pregananant
Lysander_salamander: oh
 RatherLargeToad: Was a friendly stabbing
Lysander_salamander: dang
 Kramburger: W H A T
Lysander_salamander: that's really young
Lysander_salamander: scary
 MrSarkhan: That's wild
 Kramburger: Oh
 Invitare: *that's* why?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 CastleOtranto: This sounds... rural
 gamercat88: is she single
TheOtherElephant: Is she baptised?
 saucemaster5000: degrassi junior high didn't lie to us americans I guess
 GasCityGaming: is she confirmed?
 Mr_Horrible: "ma'am I still have social studies homework I cannot be your child's godmother"
 Kramburger: Canada, are you okay?
 Blakemcm: i volunteer
 quasi79fu: fairy godparents
 PharaohBender27: Oh hey, Jordynne appearance on Let's Nope!
MilkInBags: Hello person with Adam, I hope you know a little bit about his chat's shenanigans and welcome :3
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 Utopos: Just have a little redo
 protojman: bring out the Baptizer
LPS_97: If it is with fire, I'm down
 baltimore_667083: roll a d20 for baptism 
alex666dancause: But was the friend baptised?
 gamercat88: there are no rules here, you can be godparents
 matthaus_c: this is real
 quasi79fu: oh dear
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, that was the pandini tech
 Kramburger: The pandini was wild
SnowBuddy18: baptism by super soaker
 korvys: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/17/priest-holy-water-squirt-gun-detroit
MilkInBags: the pope loves to pump it
 CastleOtranto: You left out a crucial word there. WATER guns
 Strebenherz: https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/b18b5de128ca7c955c1817fe4f055945b78edbd8/0_220_4875_2925/master/4875.jpg?width=1200&height=900&quality=85&auto=format&fit=crop&s=29dc883b06925bd14c9867119e0dd0a8
 gamercat88: also yes it is totally real about the water guns
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 GenericHerooo:   
 quasi79fu: get baptised kid..blammmo
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Astramentha: OMG Adam didn't know this?! I'm so happy he has this knowledge now
 Mr_Horrible: "Get blessed, dumbass" 
 matthaus_c: in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Glock
 djalternative: Have Jordynne dip Adam in the River Styx like Hera with Hercules
patrick_stonecrusher: Chat got you fam
squ3e: "Jesus sends his regards"
 Utopos: That is not a gesture His Holiness would make, I think.
LPS_97: or the AI priest who suggested Gatorade for baptism
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 PMAvers: Buckshot Royale: Baptism Edition
frank_the_great: Is our guest baptized?
 saucemaster5000: priest pretending to be john wick
Lysander_salamander: they should bling out the holy squirt guns more
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Lysander_salamander: I guess it depends on the denomination
 niccus: https://i.imgur.com/8mRolUb.png
7gorobei: in the name of the father, son, and holy super soaker
satyropodobny: to varying degrees of playing
MilkInBags: SOUP dot COM
 gamercat88: holy water bey blades you cowards
 A_Dub888: Did Jordynne eat Ben and gain his power?
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superdude097: Got my first pay check in 5 years this passed Friday. Have some of it.
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MilkInBags: 
 bytecaster: We made it past the knife and the gun
 SnackPak_: gottem!
 lochnessseammonster: daaaaamn
Lysander_salamander: sneaky
 RatherLargeToad: Frogs praise Adam! 
 Kramburger: Get outplayed
Lysander_salamander: well played
MilkInBags: adam getting cancelled
 30teracyte: make a little note for the edit
 MAPBoardgames: @A_Dub888 you're half right
 matthaus_c: frogs gonna croak you
 Mr_Horrible: the whole 3 youtube watchers are comin' for your ass now, Adam
Lysander_salamander: ew
 Diabore: @MAPBoardgames ...which half
 baltimore_667083: Algae Rhythm
MilkInBags: Al Gore's reference in 2024???
 quasi79fu: who is Al ? why does he have rythym?
Mai_Andra: @7gorobei the Father, the Son, and the Holy Soak?
 Kramburger: The youtube algo is "fuck you, pay us"
 hd_dabnado: thats what the internet is for
trebuchetboy: A special guest Lets Nope?
 ProcyonFlynn: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:43.
 gamercat88: ahhhhhhhhhh
JustBrian___: Adam....no
 Makrosian_Tay: ADAM NO
 Mr_Horrible: I'm putting you both in the oubliette
 matthaus_c: save the planet, take a backshot
Lysander_salamander: thanks for that
 terribleplan: and unsurprisingly, old white dude has no rhythm
 30teracyte: i can already see there's gonna be some great energy tonight
 Kramburger: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an abult !
MilkInBags: GOTTEM
 quasi79fu: gonna be long night
TheOtherElephant: This is what we asked for.
 iconicshadow89: i love the adam jordynne vibe
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Mr_Horrible: that's a vibe
 lochnessseammonster: 
MilkInBags: adam makes the best bait material
 ProcyonFlynn: !quote Adam
  LRRbot: Quote #6468: "This monkey's too powerful!" —Adam [2019-10-10]
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 PharaohBender27: 
 hd_dabnado: TRUE
 quasi79fu: haahah
  Juliamon: THEY RIGHT THO
Lysander_salamander: nice
 MrSarkhan: They're not wrong though!
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 Kipstar: 4 years!
 30teracyte: and they were right
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 GasCityGaming: shoe me the lie
 BusTed: All time
 ghizmou: they had to work up the courage to say it
 RatherLargeToad: it is, though
 Utopos: I mean, I really feel that.
LPS_97: Where's the lie?
 Mr_Horrible: but they spoke the truth, as soon as they emerged from the well
 JustBrian___: Thanks @dem0nfire !
 Tripleyew: I feel that big time - I get anxious everytime I write in chat
 quasi79fu: Minecraft movie looks like its gonna be a banger of a disaster
 Mr_Horrible: poking your head out from Plato's Cave to tell the masses about Joe Pesci
 matthaus_c: YES JORDYNNE
 matthaus_c: the people's hero
 RatherLargeToad: salted cucumber is amazing
7gorobei: early festivus
 lochnessseammonster: i like cucumbers
 BusTed: more like pukeumber
 SquareDotCube: pickles is where it's at
Lysander_salamander: put him in some cat ears
 Seth_Erickson: leon is a cutie and cucumbers are good
SnowBuddy18: cucumbers are good
 Nigouki: more guys need womb tattoos
ItsThugDimmadome: Cukes are bangers
MilkInBags: don't fall for Big Back Tattoo
 Diabore: @RatherLargeToad little salt and pepper just so good as a little snakie
 lochnessseammonster: yep yep yep
 matthaus_c: tramp stamps and womb tattoos baby
 ghizmou: you got to get your adornment game on
 GDwarble: Low-rise is coming back? Uh-oh
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 hotgreenflames: my xousin vinny is a banger tho
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 protojman: I've been tempted to get the lizard from the card "Feather of flight" as a tramp stamp but then I wouldn't be able to see it
 PharaohBender27: And the millennials are begging the youth to resist the low-rise rennaisance
 30teracyte: ankle socks suck
SnowBuddy18: ankle socks suck
 30teracyte: I hate how they feel
 Utopos: Zoomers are just slowly reverting to Victorian fashion
 lochnessseammonster: a zoomer told me i looked young today and i was wearing skinny jeans soooo
 saucemaster5000: zoomers can go back to the drawing board
JuneBlue58: I'm 36, I don't care what people young enough to be my children think of my clothes.
MilkInBags: as michael jordan said, fuck them kids
 GasCityGaming: Meta seems bad
patrick_stonecrusher: Never liked ankle socks, am 40
 30teracyte: the zoomers are right on this one
ItsThugDimmadome: As a high top enjoyer, ankle socks bad
 BusTed: 🤔
 RealGamerCow: But Adam, fashion!
 Mr_Horrible: Have you considered not wearing cursed boots that are made of teeth, Jordynne?
 Kramburger: Adam's going full Dad mode
 lochnessseammonster: true
MilkInBags:  arch
 matthaus_c: the foot arch is so hard to please
  Sarah_Serinde: It's true
 gamercat88: crocs for everyone
 shurtal: the Farch
 quasi79fu: podiatrist
Lysander_salamander: I have to wear so many shoe inserts
MilkInBags: foot fetishist?
 Kramburger: Old Duck feet Savidan
 GasCityGaming: pediatrician baby doctor
 korvys: Pediatrician
 Mr_Horrible: no, that's a podcast doctor 
LPS_97: Adam's a flat footer
 saucemaster5000: smoothbrained, flatfooted samsquamch
itmightbemikey: Pediatrician
 Diabore: pediatrician
 gualdhar: pediactrics is for kids
 SquareDotCube: Dr. Scholls 
 quasi79fu: pediatician
 Utopos: It's pronounced podiatrist
w1gum: KIDS HAVE FEET TOO ADAM
 Scy_Anide: Pervert
Mai_Andra: ped is kids, pod is feet
MilkInBags: pedestriantrist
 Blakemcm: and a childrens foot doctor is called a pervert
 Kramburger: What does me being Aussie have to do with your giant flat feet?
MilkInBags: yesterday
 shurtal: it's baby gatorade
 niccus: a while now
 e_bloc: I used to do it all the time
 ghizmou: it was a thing like 5 years ago
  Juliamon: It's the new sport trend
 CastleOtranto: I have an appointment with my pedometer tomorrow
 public_key_reveal_party: I mean, Pedialyte is for children, it just also is good for hangovers
MilkInBags: adam......
 e_bloc: it's essentially gatorade
 djalternative: This has been a thing since the 80's Adam
patrick_stonecrusher: Decades
 the_walking: they advertise it for adults now
 Tripleyew: it is definitely a thing
 Utopos: Pedialyte after food poisoning is a literal lifesaver
 Fe1ix66: no it's better than gatorade
Lysander_salamander: I guess it's easier on the stomach?
 Nigouki: people hung over? In THIS economy?
 LostThePirate: I sell that pretty regularly to hung over people
ItsThugDimmadome: It's got what plants crave
MilkInBags: gamers buy gamer girl water
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  Juliamon: It's thicc gatorade
 saucemaster5000: the cryptid gatorade
twistedsylvan: no that's very much a thing
SnowBuddy18: now they make gatorade with pedialyte in it
 JoeLowe2: it's electolytes for babies
MWGNZ: 
 SnackPak_: this is totally a thing
Lord_Hosk: Who can't find gatorade?
 matthaus_c: fuck gatorade btw
 quasi79fu: there is a gatorade shortage?
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Gatorade with less sugar
 Strebenherz: The let's nope spooky is just an AU where all the gatorade is gone
 e_bloc: dude when you have a kid and you're hungover . . . . .
 Makrosian_Tay: And they said Avengers Endgame was the most ambitious crossover
twistedsylvan: it's to rehydrate after drinking
KWardJenx: This is a real remedy, Adam. More effective than Gatorade
 Clench_Eastwood: I learned about pedialyte for hangover about 20 years ago
MilkInBags: tastes like feet
 e_bloc: it tastes like gatorade
 A_Dub888: @matthaus_c in public?
 bethy_kins24: flavored one is tasty
 Clench_Eastwood: its just gatoraide
 ghizmou: next on Wet Ones
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 awildshen: it's an electrolyte drink
 saucemaster5000: gerbers is for big boys adam
 RealGamerCow: It's baby gatorade
 djalternative: pedialite comes in several flavors
 matthaus_c: @A_Dub888 if you can get away with it!
 JoeLowe2: electrolytes for babies.
 Mr_Horrible: they found the 1 bad Kwik Stop in America, shelves only have the 3rd choice of every product
 korvys: Hydration when you're sick
 LostThePirate: Oral rehydration solution
thegiftedgrifter: Big pedialite making all the gatorade disappear
 DeM0nFiRe: "Pedialyte is an oral electrolyte solution manufactured by Abbott Laboratories and marketed for use in children." according to wikipedia lol
 RatherLargeToad: its watered down Gatorade
 GasCityGaming: I mean....
 Mr_Horrible:     
SnowBuddy18: because that's what it is
 lochnessseammonster: oh i hate that 
 Utopos: They literally used to sell it in my local liquor store, Adam
 Invitare: because... that's what it is?
 quasi79fu: oral rehydration lol
 ProcyonFlynn: What a totally normal conversation 
 niccus: it's for when you're sick
 djalternative: they market it as medicine
satyropodobny: it's what your plants crave
ItsThugDimmadome: Just have pho bruh. Meat and noodles cures all
 Jillexie: You do if you are puking
 CastleOtranto: Big water so mad about that
MilkInBags: better than anal rehydration solution
ashteranic: To combat dehydration and electrolyte loss when you've got the squirts
MWGNZ:   
patrick_stonecrusher: When yo babbo got the runs, pedialyte
 matthaus_c: isn't Water also an oral rehydration solution
thegiftedgrifter: Or both!
 SnackPak_: yes
 Nigouki: it could be rectal rehydrating solution
 niccus: usually both..
 UnkeptFlea: no one wants to buy it so its always around, checkmate gatorade
 arcaede_: wikipedia does say its advertised for children adam
 raulghoulia: Oral Rehydration Solution was the name of my band at uni
 Isaac3567: Its Gatorade without all the sugars
Electrodyne: it's a chaser after a shot of Oral Dehydration Cake
 shendaras: What about non-oral re-hydration solution?
 RealGamerCow: Brother
MilkInBags: i dont throw up
 Mr_Horrible: no, hangover is also big nausea time
 SnackPak_: me too
 lochnessseammonster: noooooo you can be puking
 ghizmou: the throwing up is optional
 shurtal: your'e dehydrated, so you need fluids and electrolytes
 BusTed: boot & rally
KWardJenx: Boot and rally!
MilkInBags: maybe you had an alcohol problem buddy 
frank_the_great: Beer poop worst poop
Lysander_salamander: yeah fair
 RealGamerCow: I had a roommate who used to get so drunk he would throw up for 24-36 hours
 A_Dub888: I arrived for spooptimes, I was NOT ready for drunk talk...
thegiftedgrifter: Soup and rally!!
 shurtal: this is good vibes
ItsThugDimmadome: Adam with the puke install
 bytecaster: This is some strong Podcast content
 matthaus_c: I've only thrown up the night of once, but I did it for 3h straight
 quasi79fu: jjordynne is like a cartooon character come to life
MilkInBags: poutine fixes it for me
 hoveringhalibut: Gatorlyte is also a thing.
 RealGamerCow: "we call this the puke skip"
 PharaohBender27: I'm pleased to say the last time I ever threw up due to alcohol consumption was 2012
Lysander_salamander: cucumbers are awesome
 ghizmou: they re like water in solid form
 Mr_Horrible: "I can fix her" and it's just the appetizer at a sushi place
 shurtal: need me some Gatorwine
SnowBuddy18: Adam, if you stop short of needing to throw up same day, you puke in the morning
 hieroglyphica: Amazing, I got here during the talk show! Just got outta work
MilkInBags: why not just eat the good stuff
 GasCityGaming: the texture of the seed bits is bleg
 Nigouki: ok, "vessel" is usually a term for evil shit
 WeiseDrachenJaeger: Cucumbers are the thickened creamy product of vegetables
 lochnessseammonster: they're crunchy water
 Seth_Erickson: don't tell me cucumbers are stinky you pickles man
AlsoSopranoCat: cucumbers are ok, then you add brine and they're AMAZING
KWardJenx: low grade celery
 matthaus_c: cucumber has great texture
 lochnessseammonster: in a good way
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 e_bloc: cucumber flavored pedialyte
 JoeLowe2: at least cucumbers aren't spicy
MilkInBags: if cucumbers don't taste anything, why not put some in a poutine
 James_the_Dabbler: Thoughts on celery?
 A_Dub888: Next time on This or That...
 Mr_Horrible: cukes are extremely mild flavor
thegiftedgrifter: Cucumber burps are the reason I don't like cucumbers
 Invitare: cucumber does have a taste. Because borage flowers taste of cucumber. So they have to
 DoctorHutch: summer squash
 saucemaster5000: celery
 quasi79fu: who eats cucumbers in teh morning
AlsoSopranoCat: but
MilkInBags: celery
 ghizmou: turnips
 CastleOtranto: Onions
 ProcyonFlynn: Rhubarb
SnowBuddy18: cauliflower
Favre_the_Undead: cucumber, and all other melons, are ugggh
beneckja: tomatoes
 Strebenherz: eggplant
Lysander_salamander: I like raw onions
 awildshen: Celery
 Mischievous_Catgeist: It's a Melon
AlsoSopranoCat: but PICKLES
 vanman229: celery, its literally negative calories
itmightbemikey: I prefer cucumber on my sandwich instead of tomato
 PharaohBender27: Eggplant
 iconicshadow89: raddish
 djalternative: sprouts
thegiftedgrifter: Celery
Favre_the_Undead: carrot
 lochnessseammonster: tomatoes... and i don't care that they're actually fruit
 JoeLowe2: turnips
 saucemaster5000: it's def celery
 SnackPak_: kale
CamelAttack: Zucchini
 bethy_kins24: celery
 RatherLargeToad: Caulliflower
thesurfaceofthemoon: rutebega
 Tripleyew: turnips
 ghizmou: pick any from chat
 Makrosian_Tay: Celery sucks
 Diabore: @CastleOtranto based
 niccus: bittermelon is very divisive
 matthaus_c: Kale 100%
ashteranic: Brussel sprouts, but 20 years ago#
Lysander_salamander: kale is the worst
 Mr_Horrible: Jordynne with the unblockable mix
Candysniper015: parsnips are worse
 quasi79fu: steps?
 gamercat88: celery has strings
w1gum: Adam strikes me as a Green Bell Pepper enjoyer.
 GhostValv: Canned Lima beans
 James_the_Dabbler: I will fight you
 Strebenherz: I have opinions against eggplant, but mostly from a parent that cooked it into hockey pucks
 raulghoulia: this is a great podcast
 BusTed: speak on that
MilkInBags: the strings suck
 DoctorHutch: every take is alarming hahaha
 matthaus_c: what are you doing step-celery
 Strebenherz: Wait no, you just EAT it
 Mr_Horrible: she's spitting
 lochnessseammonster: i like celery too 
 CastleOtranto: Celery is just wet, crunchy hair.
 Tripleyew: kale can burn in hell
MilkInBags: adam will NOT survive tonight 
 ghizmou: you can deal with the stringy bits on their way out
 Mr_Horrible: you gotta eat it down evenly
AlsoSopranoCat: eggplant is great if you cook it right, but it takes a lot of work
 Strebenherz: @Tripleyew Joke's on you, kale can grow in hell 
 Mr_Horrible: any long food you gotta eat it down evenly
MilkInBags: you suck the seeds and then spit them on your baby brother
 Invitare: @lochnessseammonster Good news! They're also vegetables. Fruit is a botanical term, vegetable is a culinary one. Anything that's considered a vegetable IS a vegetable, because there's no set definition
SnowBuddy18: eat celery like a cheese string
 gamercat88: ants on a log
 quasi79fu: pre what?
AlsoSopranoCat: celery is just such a strong awful smell for no nutrition
Favre_the_Undead: @lochnessseammonster they are both! both fruit and vegetable! just like corn and squash and eggplant and cucumber
thegiftedgrifter: 🤢
 ghizmou: but what about covering celery with cheez whiz
 bytecaster: destringed celery?
hamraffle: canned green beans are my most hated
 GasCityGaming: celery salt on the rim of a caeser?
beneckja: what do you mean cucumbers with seeds? there are cucumbers without seeds?!?
MilkInBags: celery water 
GreyThey: Jordynne: "You know?" Adam: 🤨
 raulghoulia: cucumber gatorade
Lord_Hosk: Don't you peel your cucumbers?
 RealGamerCow: cucumber melon grapefruit?
 lochnessseammonster: @Favre_the_Undead this is wonderful news
7gorobei: de-strung celery, geneticists get on it
 Mr_Horrible: somehow pedialite with even less flavor
 SnackPak_: use a veg peeler on celery, it helps with the texture
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Lysander_salamander: clammato
 Invitare: orange juice
 Going_Medium: breaking news: Adam and cats afraid of cucumbers.
 GasCityGaming: this sounds great so far
MilkInBags: delicious for now
 niccus: https://sodapopstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dr-browns-cel-ray-soda.png
 LostThePirate: OJ
 Mr_Horrible: OJ
Lord_Hosk: Peel your celery just like you peal your cucumbers
 public_key_reveal_party: What
7gorobei: cereal
 terribleplan: she avoided the pickle
 Jillexie: Cool Ranch chips
YeomanAres: Rausun bran
 xantos69: Rasien Bran
MilkInBags: oh
MilkInBags: awful
 PharaohBender27: https://i.gyazo.com/8999007e92b529721e1d7f2eee402cdd.gif
 matthaus_c: Clamato
 quasi79fu: ewww
  Sarah_Serinde: There were 5 things *plus* orange juice
 CastleOtranto: @Lord_Hosk From the middle
  Sarah_Serinde: So yeah raisin bran
 Jillexie: NOt egg nog and pickle juice
 lochnessseammonster: yeah that would curdle
 Mr_Horrible: dodging the pickle was the crux of that challenge
 Jillexie: it curdles
MilkInBags: why do you hate yourself
 ghizmou: erika had pickle juice and eggnog
 itira: Hello everyone
 matthaus_c: @MilkInBags for charity!
 saucemaster5000: You're dill picklent
SnowBuddy18: Hamilton tastebuds
 ghizmou: is it a worm?
 shurtal: the vibes are IMMACULATE
 public_key_reveal_party: I have learned too much this stream
 JoeLowe2: is it pocket bacon?
Mai_Andra: the pickle is here tonight
Lysander_salamander: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 quasi79fu: why?
 lochnessseammonster: the way your food bit was infinitely worse than wet ones is impressive 
 gamercat88: your a dad
MilkInBags: to put in water and make pedialite
 itira: because Jordynne i guess?? 
 Invitare: ???????
 BusTed: damn
 xVeinFirex: I stg I was ready for it to be one of Jordynne's worms
 e_bloc: to baptize it
 BusTed: got got
 couchboyj: Baby blue knees?!?
 Veggiekeks: gottem
Lysander_salamander: one of those gender reveal party favors
 Mr_Horrible: GREGNANT 
TheOtherElephant: Jordynne is perfect for this podcast.
 baltimore_667083: smol
MilkInBags: it me!
 MAPBoardgames: Why do you have a little blue baby, Adam?
AlsoSopranoCat: sordid affair with Megamind?
 RealGamerCow: nope don;t like that
 matthaus_c: that only raises more questions
 ghizmou: jordynne knows
 Nigouki: it get autofocus
MWGNZ: 
 Tripleyew: it is Adam’s infant and we love them
 gamercat88: 
SnowBuddy18: to block your face
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Even with out ben we still have pre spoop podcast XD
MilkInBags: adam is so rattled 
 matthaus_c: the yaoi hands!
 itira: get it together Adam
 JoeLowe2: Now you have an excuse to pick up some pedialyte on your way home.
 Nigouki: streamer show hand
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Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GiantJoyousClintOSkomodo-JSHfL8DmG4ZI3QnW
Favre_the_Undead: hide it for the next stream in this studio
 SquareDotCube: the next Games for Babies nobody expected
 Kramburger: Streamer, show paws
 Veggiekeks: that baby baptised?
 RealGamerCow: that is a normal sized baby, Adam's hands are that big
 Mr_Horrible: you can't talk shit you were rocking the yaoi build on home stream today
 shurtal: adam is gettin' wombo combo'd
Mai_Andra: <gasp> hand-holding
 groovemancery: wiki-hands furious at adam's refusal to show hands
 Seth_Erickson: Jordynne's looking to upset Ben's talking before game even starts record
 Chaotically_Random: Adam, and his little Smruf Baby, Real Size
  Juliamon: Mischievous_Catgeist Jordynne does the Express edits, she knows the rules
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 gamercat88: roasted
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 quasi79fu: hahhhaahh
 lochnessseammonster: we know how you feel about youtube adam
 shendaras: wow
Ryenji: 
MilkInBags: gottem
KWardJenx: Ha!!!
 ProcyonFlynn: !clip
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 itira: hahahahaaa
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 bytecaster: Jordynne might be TOO powerful
 public_key_reveal_party: Jordynne you are perfect, never change
 gualdhar: fuck yeah Jordynne
 Seth_Erickson: I also thought you were talking about watching yaoi tbf
 DesperadoZod: 
 ghizmou: Jordynne Jordynne Jordynne
 Chaotically_Random: Adam: Dear Co-Host I dont watch you stream.....  RIP
 gualdhar: this is unhinged and I love it
 quasi79fu: its gonna be a great stream
ObjectPermanence: what THE fuck brah
Lysander_salamander: this is like waiting for godot but with streamers
 Makrosian_Tay: This is amazing
 Mr_Horrible: this might be the only podcast where one of the hosts passes out
 Makrosian_Tay: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Where is circle?
 SnackPak_: the podcast is a TTBB
MadMathmatician: wtf is yaoi?
Scar_Red_Tiger: Oh this is the START of the stream?
 Strebenherz: Dialtone was a TRIP
 Mr_Horrible: Chillas Art are usually p short, yeah
 SnackPak_: this*
 shurtal: 0-100%, tonight is great
   Anubis169: MadMathmatician: Don't ask, also don't google it at work
 NotCainNorAbel: this is streamer time
 quasi79fu: oh no
 ProcyonFlynn: !findquote google
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 lochnessseammonster: let's nope podcast is my favourite 
 Strebenherz: "the ending where bigfoot shoots you with a gun"
 Mr_Horrible: it's when a lad has big hands
 MAPBoardgames: Goggle it, safesearch off.
 saucemaster5000: when you stub your toe and say "yowie"
AlsoSopranoCat: anime with gay sex
 matthaus_c: when your two dads love each other and have really large hands
 bytecaster: When a man and a man love each other very much.
 PMAvers: "the thing that's written on the paddles"
MilkInBags: who has the giant teeth
 RealGamerCow: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InspiringLazyPeppermintDansGame-SMEtL9xc4oknSqPj
patrick_stonecrusher: Its that bear that likes pic-a-nic baskets
Scar_Red_Tiger: It's me, I'm big hands.
Lysander_salamander: i should read more omegaverse
 Mr_Horrible: no that's just a yokai
 korvys: Where do the paddles come in?
w1gum: damn mickey mouse got game
satyropodobny: boy love written by fujoshis for fujoshis
 ghizmou: head are hard to draw
 GasCityGaming: Is this a Junji Ito book? 
  Juliamon: linebacker bodies
 RealGamerCow: dorito body
 shurtal: martket forces
 Mr_Horrible: "snatched"
 Mathwyn: It sounds like we're describing a cryptid
 quasi79fu: dorito bois
 korvys: Just the one?
eff_the_bard: originally it came from a Japanese phrase that meant, like, no plot just nsfw
 SnackPak_: art
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 BusTed: amazing
SnowBuddy18: @korvys it's what you call the big hands (I assume)
 RealGamerCow: pardonfuck?
 Isaac3567: Looks like the Butler from Cats Don't Dance
 Invitare: are you sure you don't mean Yokai?  It's only one more letter
 Makrosian_Tay: Sorry what?
MadMathmatician: so it's hentai?
 Chaotically_Random: Once again for Chat in the Back
Scar_Red_Tiger: I'm a fan of Gakuen Handsome
 Strebenherz: https://webtoon-phinf.pstatic.net/20141127_132/1417036162281cLtc0_JPEG/2e831600-20c8-424c-abd3-b17dc182e20f.JPG
 matthaus_c: @MadMathmatician it can be!
MilkInBags: and they say anime is art
 lochnessseammonster: it's just doritos all the way down
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Get the ukulele
 Kramburger: Get the Uke
 matthaus_c: anime is art it's also just terrible
 shurtal: bust out the ukelele, Jordynne
 ghizmou: different universes
 quasi79fu: dont forget Jordynne the ukelele
 BusTed: Adam you need to go on a road trip with Jordynne
MadMathmatician: I think I may have had to much internet for today...
 Mr_Horrible: this is real East Meets West energy
Scar_Red_Tiger: When, not if
MilkInBags: a....common occurence?
mulligan2six: I love Jordynne teaches Adam pop culture hour!
 Chaotically_Random: Do a Racism... WOW
 jessieimproved: Wow my internet and my teenager's internet have joined hands here
 gamercat88: the apology tour youtube video
 PharaohBender27: @Strebenherz I'm getting a "referral denied" when I click that link
 public_key_reveal_party: I do not wish to learn any more
Lysander_salamander: It's odd that makeup youtubers do racism so much that it's a trend
 DeM0nFiRe: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WealthySleepyMoonPanicBasket-b7_m4HCuwTVI-NuS
 quasi79fu: ahahhahahaa
 BusTed: 
 Seth_Erickson: that is how it goes
 Seth_Erickson: unless you're Ballinger
 Strebenherz: @PharaohBender27 one moment i'll imgur it
 matthaus_c: it's fully monetised too
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 quasi79fu: the ukelelele
 ghizmou: E v e r y  s i n g l e  t i m e
 TheWriterAleph: this is all very specific
 Strebenherz: https://imgur.com/a/WpxZbSV
 Seth_Erickson: No others have been brave enough to pull out the Ukelele
 lochnessseammonster:  
 DrLigmaPhD: The ukulele is only for exploitation of a minor
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 shendaras: 
 Strebenherz: did that one work?  @PharaohBender27
 Kramburger: Get the eycalyptus drops to reall get the eyes watering
 betweenmyself: *always* monetize your apology
 PharaohBender27: @Strebenherz It did! Also that chin could STAB someone
 gualdhar: OH YEAH UKELELE GIRL
 ghizmou: was that miranda?
Lysander_salamander: oh right the ukelele apology
 baltimore_667083: miranda sings
 itira: oh shit are you talking about miranda?
 lochnessseammonster: 
  Juliamon: beautytube is WILD shit
 ghizmou: she had a netflix show
 DrLigmaPhD: It was frankly fucking gold wwatching the internet react
 shurtal: THATS the worst part?!!?!
GreyThey: She literally made a grooming joke in her apology video for grooming children
 bytecaster: Oh yeah, the classic 'Comedian'
Mai_Andra: *that's* the worst part
 Seth_Erickson: It's perhaps the most insane apology video yet released
 itira: ickkkk
 public_key_reveal_party: Oh my god, I remember that, that was fucking wild
 Makrosian_Tay: YOIKS!!
 Kramburger: Youtubers grooming minors? I am Shocked, SHOCKED
Lysander_salamander: ah
NimrodXIV: yeah, never thought she was funny
 itira: bruh she had a show on netfliz
MilkInBags: nuclear warfare is fine
 itira: netflix*
Candysniper015: this is like watching my younger cousin trying to explain the internet to my uncle
 Mr_Horrible: you weren't twelve at the time, so
 djalternative: she was popular with kids
 Nigouki: Adam is so beautifully sheltered from the worst
 ghizmou: bless your ignorance Adam
TheOtherElephant: I had heard of a ukelele apology, but never saw it or knew the context.
 Keab42: Adam is getting such an education
15__uwu__02: Yeah, that was ages ago at this point
 gamercat88: wait
Lord_Hosk: lol
 itira: Adam please!
Scar_Red_Tiger: Th 7th Jojo
 bytecaster: Twelve year olds don't have that sophisticated a sense of humor?
 Seth_Erickson: That's actually wild that you don't know
 lochnessseammonster: 
 MrSarkhan: I'm as lost as Adam here lol
 CastleOtranto: Adam has transcended to Boomer
 Kramburger: You know, jojo from Anime
 Fe1ix66: Oh I learned this one! She invented gay music apparently lol
 the_walking: she made gay pop
 Seth_Erickson: Jojo was a huge meme for awhile
Lysander_salamander: I've never heard of her
 korvys: You're digging from rabbit hole to rabbit hole
Mai_Andra: she had mainstream attention 10 years ago or something
 matthaus_c: Adam is healthier than any of us who know
 Getter404: For like a decade at least
 betweenmyself: apology vid will have 1. diehard fans, 2. those who want to see if they can be swayed, and 3. everyone who absolutely hates you and wants to pick you apart for their reaction vids…  Monetize the hell out of that
 RatherLargeToad: I’m with Adam here
 Blakemcm: jojo see deez nutz
 DrLigmaPhD: Karma's a bitch
Master_Gunner: all greek to me
TheOtherElephant: I am also lost.
 itira: Have you ever opened your eyes? 
 lochnessseammonster: to be fair i am gay and only actually learned who she was this year 
 NotCainNorAbel: I'm with Adam
MadMathmatician: They don't have big enough hands for him to know.
Lord_Hosk: Jojo had a clothing line at Target
 KCMcG: Is she the one that talked way too fast?
 RealGamerCow: Das BOOCH
 Kramburger: You will have accidently heard one of her songs
 public_key_reveal_party: I am learning against my will all night tonight
 CaptainSpam: I do appreciate Adam's "wtf are you talking about" energy.
Riandisa: I've never heard of any of these either
 Seth_Erickson: She rebranded to being lesbian
MilkInBags: is it boxxy?
 Seth_Erickson: basically
 ghizmou: she tried to do a miley cyrus
 PharaohBender27: 
 SnackPak_: wooooooooow
 v_nome: She's the one that stole the Tool logo right?
 RealGamerCow: didn't she have a fucking breakdown?
MilkInBags: oh that wasn't satire?
 gamercat88: yeah its been a whole thing this past year
 Mr_Horrible: I only learned about her a few years ago (if I'm remembering my artists I don't know correctly)
 Kramburger: Elton John: Am I a Joke to you?
 PhuzNutz: awwww.... I miss l3oxxy
MilkInBags: this is more horrifying than any video game
 ProcyonFlynn: Think VERY carefully if you actually want those answers though 
 bobokiddo: this is just the "catch adam up on pop culture" podcast
 niccus: guided tour through a finished ww1 battlefield
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 Seth_Erickson: @MilkInBags a lot of people speculate it was a majority part of her mom's decision making(her manager)
 shurtal: JoJo Siwa is not Ukelele Groowmer
 vanman229: I'm enjoying Internet Anthropology hour
Mai_Andra: weird.  i recognize the name, but i have never seen that person before
dm818: Rebrand into edgy Adam?
 ghizmou: Has TLC irremediably damaged the social construct of the Americas?
beneckja: she was in a tables ladders chairs mazch?!
 Driosenth: Jordynne live on a completely different wavelength than me
 DrLigmaPhD: Adam when's your gaypop album dropping?
 quasi79fu: queen..elton jogn
MilkInBags: pop is very straight
LaskoReadsComics: Isnt she like... 19
 Kramburger: Freddie Mercury would fight her straight up
 ghizmou: traction alopecia
 couchboyj: And then she dressed up like a home scooled kid who discovered Mountain Dew at age 15
MilkInBags: don't these people ever realize they can just stop posting and live a good life?
Lysander_salamander: The only meme dance I know is the vine with the lady dancing with a cat
 Kramburger: Like in a tiny manbun? Asking for a friend
Lysander_salamander: I think I did that to myself a while back, when I had long hair
 Strebenherz: wait is my ponytail why i'm bald
 Strebenherz: heck
 itira: @Kramburger 
 Seth_Erickson: a decent chunk of this is likely on the manager mom which is sad
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 gamercat88: her second video was good either
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 SymphonySolstice: yeah I started getting that so I grew my bangs out again
 matthaus_c: Jordynne's world is terrifying
MadMathmatician: Ben Stiller taught me that in the documentary Zoolander
 Scy_Anide: I've heard it happens to ballerinas and gymnasts a lot.
 shurtal: How you liking the ride tonight, adam?
 DaFhaye: Hello everyone
twistedsylvan: straight up scrunchin it
Mai_Andra: jokes on me - my hair fell out before it was long enough to have a ponytail
 Mr_Horrible: the lobotomy at the mall Claire's
 Kramburger: OH NO
 quasi79fu: oh boi
 Mr_Horrible: and then you go get Orange Julius
 Seth_Erickson: I'm getting the lobotomy at Claire's man it's killer this is the third time . . . I think
 saucemaster5000: like a snowpiercer?
 PMAvers: time to get the ham to practice on
 itira: its just skin :))
 Mr_Horrible: "no you don't. NEXT"
 PhuzNutz: Adam's up for the gore. getting spoopy
MilkInBags: piercing your whistling lips?
Favre_the_Undead: lobotomy at claire's is a the locked tomb reference, isn't it?
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Lysander_salamander: ouch
 DrLigmaPhD: I swear to god I thought we were gonna hear "Not an ear"
 SquareDotCube: Be like Vlad, learn to pierce hearts
 JoeLowe2: So far, this is the scariest "Let's Nope" I've seen.
 jessieimproved: I need to go get my ears pierced.  I need a lobotomy.  I know the combination ear piercing and lobotomy store.
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 PharaohBender27: OW OW OW OW
 itira: OH
Scar_Red_Tiger: dont say Cut
 quasi79fu: omg
 Strebenherz:   
Lysander_salamander: ow
 SnackPak_: huh
 BusTed: 😬
 itsr67: no
 Seth_Erickson: that would be awful it'd look so strange flaccid
 baltimore_667083: OH
 bytecaster: Makes sense
MilkInBags: rock hard for my tattoo artist
 Mr_Horrible: pop that blue diamond, homie
Master_Gunner: ah, right. nooooooooooooooooo
 spethycakes: 
 Seth_Erickson: why would you ever want that
 baltimore_667083: OH THIS GOT WEIRD
LaskoReadsComics: 10 Minutes of a Jordynne Stream have gone harder than any LRR stream Ive watched in a loooong time lmao
 blepharic: 
 itira: got a rager in the tattoo shop
 Kramburger: God forbid we say Viagra on twitch.tv
 SquareDotCube: also the blood, oh go
 lochnessseammonster: 
 gamercat88: what would you even put on that area...
 niccus: oh, a tattoo shrinky dink
 public_key_reveal_party: @baltimore_667083 "got"?
 PhuzNutz: @JoeLowe2 Yeah, but not in the fun, spoopy way...
Lysander_salamander: make like, a stretching device
 Strebenherz: 
ThorSokar: you have to stay "up", the old way was smash it with a rubber mallet and break the blood vessels
 Crad0k: i chose A Time to start watching...
   Anubis169: Kramburger: it's a hard thing
 James_the_Dabbler: Alexa, how do I forget the last 30 minutes
 PhuzNutz: Here for it though. This is dope
MilkInBags: someone please ban kramburger
 itira: hardcore
 Mr_Horrible: damn, shouts to Marion
 catcard: nooooooooo
 Seth_Erickson: people are wild
MadMathmatician: how many nipples were pierced in that bathroom?
 matthaus_c: duilt bifferent
 itsr67: damn
Lysander_salamander: dang
 Kramburger: PLEASE ban me, I long for the void
 DrLigmaPhD: Well you gotta finish the job
Lysander_salamander: blood everywhere
 protojman: aaaaaaaa 
 lochnessseammonster: i re-pierced my friend's ear with a sewing pin
MilkInBags: peak 2007
 Seth_Erickson: My sister also builds cabinets
 Seth_Erickson: it is pretty tight
Critterbot: It's been half an hour, time for the video game, no?
 saucemaster5000: adam couldn't mould the clay
   Anubis169: @Kramburger ....no?
 gamercat88: umm you play video games that is good with hands
 Seth_Erickson: @Critterbot we're going for the 2 hour podcast this time 
 MAPBoardgames: @Critterbot 30 more minutes
 Kramburger: @Anubis169 booooo
 TheMandrew: @Critterbot nah, this shit's the real Let's Nope
 itira: priorities
 Mr_Horrible: what if I played video games on the internet? 
 Strebenherz: what's more nope than weener tattoos?
 PhuzNutz: Marion sounds like my people.
 quasi79fu: norm
 A_Dub888: "I'm helping" - Jordynne
 quasi79fu: lol
 SnackPak_: hell yeah Norm
 JoeLowe2: Give me a screwdriver, come back in 5 minutes and I'll be laying in a pool of my own blood.  Not handy at all
 BusTed: Good grandpa name
 RealGamerCow: My grandpa was named Norm!
 Kramburger: That's an A tier grandpa name
 DrLigmaPhD: Norm got that good shit?
 GasCityGaming: Grandpa Tanner
 James_the_Dabbler: @Strebenherz Honestly it's scarier than most of the games they play
Lord_Hosk: Norman?
  Juliamon: Strebenherz eyeball tats
MilkInBags: there must be 1
 ghizmou: In honor of Norm Macdonald
prince_infidel: Norman?
 Kramburger: Stromin' Norman
 gualdhar: oh no
 Seth_Erickson: adam cmon
 itira: Adam!!! 
 matthaus_c: oh Adam
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon okay you win
 saucemaster5000: LMAOOOOO
 Diabore: 
 gibbousm: its how Cameron dresses all the time
 GhostValv: D:
 BusTed: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Adam is learning too
 Jillexie: lol
 gamercat88: lmao
 gualdhar: we're teaching Adam the dankest of lore
MilkInBags: 
Mai_Andra: yes... dark academia
 Crad0k: jesus
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Strebenherz: also holy bus roast
 niccus: yeah.
 Seth_Erickson: Dark Academia is like a huge genre
 DrLigmaPhD: Correct
 Cleekru: TRUUUEEE
 Jillexie: 
NimrodXIV: Adam is learning so much today
eff_the_bard: yuuup
 James_the_Dabbler: That's a callout
 Kramburger: When you say 'dark'...
Lysander_salamander: Dark Academia is Goth, set in School.
 Utopos: I am a Dark Academia Bitch. It's me.
 BusTed: demonstrative
prince_infidel: True though
 Mr_Horrible: we're all learning so much today
 DoctorHutch: 
 Seth_Erickson: I'm not even into it and I know it
 itira: Adam is living under a fuckin ROCK
satyropodobny: accurate.
 shurtal: jfc, Jordynne
 PhuzNutz: Norm is they guy from Cheers still in my book
ItsThugDimmadome: Gothy Hogwarts, yeah
 Darleysam: more like dork academia
 JoeLowe2: It's like a school day for Adam!
 e_bloc: 
 quasi79fu: i love jordynne she is sooo wild
 Blakemcm: so eloquent, gosh i love this
 MAPBoardgames: I'm liking the energy Jordynne is bringing. Can we get her back more in the future?
 Nigouki: fuck, I was taking a sip
 shendaras: So much new knowledge
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 Cleekru: dark academy slays
 Strebenherz: "goth hogwarts" "I HAVE TO CHANGE"
MilkInBags: benevolent misanthropist?
 SymphonySolstice: a couple I know just had a baby and named it fuckin Keith so like. anything is possible
 Makrosian_Tay: Ok Adam, now get Jordynn back with some wild gossip from YOUR side of the internet
 TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Adam is getting such an education tonight 
 CastleOtranto: Why am I older than Adam but totally understanding Jordynne? Do I Google too much?
Candysniper015: don’t summon booktok!!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: It's a boulder
 saucemaster5000: does adam know the color of the sky still?
 Jillexie: Dark Academia is a pretty common term, Adam
 DrLigmaPhD: The Shrinternet
 itira: The amount of times youve been like "WTF IS THAT"
itmightbemikey: Shrimp Colors
 CaptainSpam: I heard Dark Academia from John Hodgman, I think...
 SkylerRingtail: Case in point
TheOtherElephant: No, Adam you're not under a rock, everyone else is. But sometimes it is amazing to peek under it.
 quasi79fu: oh no
 SymphonySolstice: adam,
silenceaux: You can't just dangle shrimp in front of Adam
mulligan2six: There was one baby named Norman in Alberta in 2023
 matthaus_c: crimes
 Seth_Erickson: not enough
 vanman229: At every turn it gets so insane
 gualdhar: if there's dark academia, is there light academia?
 Mathwyn: I'm under the same rock apparently
Lysander_salamander: Ah, you're on Tumblr
wisewungo: so real honestly
 niccus: very poorly
Astramentha: I understood you, Jordynne
 public_key_reveal_party: Adam is the smartest person here
 Keab42: This might be more educational for Adam than a week in a car with Beej
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 Mr_Horrible: Adam like "that's it, I'm shutting this shit down, I'm pulling the plug"
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Lysander_salamander: Welcome fellow tumblrina
 Masslost: the world needed this today
 Going_Medium: You guys live under different rocks, and seeing them mix is the best.
 James_the_Dabbler: Can we have Jordynne on every let's nope?
 Kidror: We need to stick these two together more often
MilkInBags: we're internet babies adam
Mai_Andra: pistol shrimp on the internet
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: wow, look at Mr. Touches Grass over here \
 PhuzNutz: Dark Academics drink wine and coffee mixed and dogear pages
 CastleOtranto: Chess Boxing: The sport of kings
 korvys: tumblr
 matthaus_c: you gotta be on Tumblr
 itira: it is a shame honestly
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Electrodyne: chessboxing
ThorSokar: Oh, the SIGHTS we can show you
 Nigouki: Adam Savidan literally the only person in the world with a healthy online habit
Lysander_salamander: heyyy
dm818: Tumblr
 Keab42: If we manifest Road Quest Japan, petition for Adam and Jordynne to share a car
 ghizmou: tiktok
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 ProcyonFlynn: Adam - a totally normal person.
 Cleekru: @Keab42 YESSS
 SymphonySolstice: the tumblrinas know about bullet shrimp
ThorSokar: RIP Wild-West Tumblr, you are missed
prince_infidel: Tumblr is still producing bangers
 Twilight_Spark: I'm sure that's how it works.
 e_bloc: Jordynne and Adam need a May-December podcast
 gamercat88: are the shrimps single
 CastleOtranto: @Keab42 I like the way you think
Favre_the_Undead: tumblr is still good
 Jennie_Fuchsia: “Adam isn’t living under a rock I only know about dark academia bc of you” - my husband surrounded by bookshelves and black walls
 MAPBoardgames: Not everything is ROYGBIV, Adam!
 matthaus_c: babelshrimp
 Makrosian_Tay: MANTIS shrimp, not all shrimp
patrick_stonecrusher: Specifically mantis shrimp
 quasi79fu: oh boi
 Mr_Horrible: that's why we can't really know if a shrimp fried this rice
Favre_the_Undead: blorbo and color theory and stuff
 itira: LOL
 saucemaster5000: I don't want to talk to shrimp and find out they are racist
 itsr67: it's shrimple
 lochnessseammonster: shrimpernet
MilkInBags: ok but stop shrimping
 Mathwyn: Shrimpernet
 bytecaster: Shrimpernet
 DrLigmaPhD: Humans do have stripes that we cant naturally see or something like that
 Seth_Erickson: jojo siwa
TheOtherElephant: So "Shrimp" is millenial brainrot?
 SymphonySolstice: Norm
 RealGamerCow: Jojo Siwa?
 gualdhar: Norm's deck
 quasi79fu: Help im drowning
 gamercat88: dark academia
 Mr_Horrible: Stream of Consciousness baybeeeeeeeee
 matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 you roll up to a shrimp and it goes "I don't see colour"
Lord_Hosk: You were talking about Norm
 Kramburger: You're telling me a SHRIMP intered this net?
 Crad0k: penis tattos
 SnackPak_: dick tattoos
satyropodobny: Tumblr got even better as the rest of the internet went to shit it remained a hellsite
 shurtal: this is good, 87 layer dip
MilkInBags: I think we were talking about gobbler season at Wawa
ThorSokar: Dark Academia
josh___something: I see we're continuing let's nope tradition of not playing the game for the first 1/5th of the stream 
Astramentha: Toxic gossip train
 MAPBoardgames: Something about playing a horror game? But that was way back at the beginning.
 BusTed: Like Norman Bates
 gamercat88: Norman Reedus
Lysander_salamander: Dark Academia is like American Gothic.  But at school.
 UnkeptFlea: Norm and who?
 saucemaster5000: there's no new garys
 50keyz: or like "addison"
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HomelyBraveEagleDendiFace-sMtMxykXj9dNNuIs
 betweenmyself: nothing wrong with Norman 
 the_walking: Cameron is having a kid name norm
itmightbemikey: Norman could be called Normie and be cursed with that forever
 Mr_Horrible: "Norman, have you finished your maths yet?"
 DrLigmaPhD: Biblical
MilkInBags: in alberta they would be called Normonton
 Seth_Erickson: Adam is by some accounts the oldest name
 e_bloc: as a fellow Adam, I feel that
eff_the_bard: some would argue it's the oldest name
 PhuzNutz: <--- Adam here
 GasCityGaming: Biblically it's the First name 
 Utopos: Arguably the first
josh___something: Literally biblical, Adam
 saucemaster5000: the christians think adam is about as old as you get
KWardJenx: Classically an old name
 Seth_Erickson: Seth is also a forever name
trainpants: shout out to all my fellow adams
 gamercat88: jordan shrimp
 Kramburger: Hopkins
 TruPhantomAngel: Me wondering how Bryan will hold up.
 A_Dub888: @itmightbemikey Uh ohhhhhh, Normieeeee
 Nigouki: you turned down a Jojo?
Lysander_salamander: It's showing the corruption and decay underlying the veneer of respectability of the school setting
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 bytecaster: Jordan Jones is a comic book character
 shurtal: Bonadonna Bartlebaugh
GreyThey: Adam was the #102 boy's baby name in 2023 in the U.S.
Lysander_salamander: oh god
MilkInBags: was he captain of a ship?
 itira: D:
 BusTed: 
 matthaus_c: oh boy
 ghizmou: 
 SymphonySolstice: [incorrect buzzer]
 lochnessseammonster: 
mulligan2six: Apparently there were 23 Normans born in Canada in 2023.
 Mr_Horrible: great sales pitch, bro 
 matthaus_c: I mean good for him
silenceaux: How old were you at the time again?
 Kramburger: woosh
 JoeLowe2: That's horrifying
 CastleOtranto: That's like James naming his daughter Paige Turner
 GasCityGaming: I say taht ALL the time lol
KWardJenx: That didn't work?
 meaninglessMeg: "I'm busy for the rest of my life"
 saucemaster5000: changing my name to outy5000
 lochnessseammonster: i respect it 
 BusTed: See, Jordynne can relate
 gualdhar: yaoutie 5000?
 Twilight_Spark: Dad trombones are back on the menu.
 Makrosian_Tay: Trana
 SymphonySolstice: omg,
 PhuzNutz: Andre released a sweet flute album this past summer
 Crad0k: please tell me you were, like, 8, because otherwise, oof
 Strebenherz: oh no
 itira: LOL
 Twilight_Spark: Sad trombones*
 DaFhaye: Oh no!
 TruPhantomAngel: What...
 PharaohBender27: Hoooo boy
 BusTed: buckle up
 baltimore_667083: yowie-australia's bigfoot
 matthaus_c: she assumed the stance
 bytecaster: The deep lore
 SymphonySolstice: buckle up
 Nigouki: back in The Dark Times
Scar_Red_Tiger: Story time!
 Brozard: Jordynne is teaching Adam important lore
Lysander_salamander: back during the old west times of conventions
 Mr_Horrible: Ben has 100% told you about the yaoi paddle, I refuse to believe
Lysander_salamander: back when glomping was allowed
  Juliamon: Adam is about to hate everything
eff_the_bard: not just that, there was also panic at the taco bell
 Beleqwaya: Why are you reliving my dark times as a con organization.
 SnackPak_: it's like I;m there
 gibbousm: Yaoi Paddles
 Strebenherz: boat oars
 CastleOtranto: Can Jadam be a new podcast?
 TruPhantomAngel: Oh this...I remember this...
 Kidror: I'm surprised Beej hasn't told Adam about these
 MAPBoardgames: I was at an anime convention in 2006!
 gualdhar: this is an Ontario thing isn't it?
 TruPhantomAngel: I went to anime cons in the 2000s!
 Beleqwaya: These things got banned fast.
 matthaus_c: god forbid women do anything
 jessieimproved: like you do
 gibbousm: the era of glomping
MilkInBags: not a cult
  Juliamon: Don't forget about the sides
 itira: I assume ores have been banned by now 
  Sarah_Serinde: I remember the yaoi paddle guy
 Nigouki: oh FUCK THAT GUY
 quasi79fu: nope
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 Nigouki: I'm so glad he got banned from AN
 niccus: do people still do kanchos at anime cons?
 quasi79fu: just nope
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 TruPhantomAngel: Nope
eff_the_bard: I'm glad we never had the paddles over here
Astramentha: D:
 baltimore_667083: "YAOIS! GET YOUR YAOIS HERE!"
 saucemaster5000: look I was bored back then
MilkInBags: and i thought magic con was socially inapt 
eff_the_bard: I'm surprised you've not mentioned glomping
 Kramburger: Beej just had a PTSD flashback and doesn't know why
 SquareDotCube: uh oh yaois
DoodlestheGreat: Thank the fates they banned that garbage.
Laserbeaks_Fury: All I know about that is the Grumps have a YAOI paddle on the 10MPH set
 Cleekru: yeaaaahh love that i missed that (:
 Strebenherz: Looking into it, the original company of the paddles C&Ds them now to avoid getting flak from someone remaking them
 matthaus_c: a lot of nonconsensual stuff happens in conventions. I could have lived without being glomped against my will
 PharaohBender27: 
 lochnessseammonster: roll the tape
ThorSokar: HAH
 baltimore_667083: oh god i can vividly picture a vendor at a baseball game doing that
 TruPhantomAngel: I think they almost smacked me, and I was like, NO FING WAY!
 CastleOtranto: @baltimore_667083 I feel like I'm at an anime baseball game.
 Makrosian_Tay: !findquote lie
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 lochnessseammonster: 
 SymphonySolstice: someone I know got hit so hard with one of those they had to go to physio
 DaFhaye: I mean that's kinda the whole point of things like conventions
eff_the_bard: *glomps you* uwu rawr
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 PhlibbertyGib: Anime North is always a traumatizing event
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
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 SnackPak_: 
 Mr_Horrible: oh Jordynne came prepared
 RealGamerCow: The look on Adam;s face
Astramentha: Yesssssss
 saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c what is glomping? Am I gonna regret googling this?
Lysander_salamander: lewd
 MAPBoardgames: Those are fortune tellers
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: fortune teller
 Crad0k: where did that come from?!?
  Juliamon: Actual answer is rampant undiagnosed (and therefore untreated) neurodivergent kids
 Kramburger: Chatterboxes
 Mr_Horrible: I heard both back in school
 quasi79fu: no seriously Jordynne is telling truth
 lochnessseammonster: i always heard coutie catcher
GreyThey: 🤔 Is Jordynne an improv prop comic?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I knew them by cootie catchers
 CastleOtranto: @saucemaster5000 Tackle hugs
 gamercat88: next we can play MOSH
 matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 you're not gonna regret googling it, it's not /that/ cursed 
 Cleekru: "heaven and hell" would be the translation i know it under
 Mr_Horrible: we don't even know if bigfoot is baptized
Laserbeaks_Fury: Have they made this into a Ghost Shelyet?
 quasi79fu: what are these colors lol
 JoeLowe2: Adam... This is important.
 saucemaster5000: oh okay that's not the worst
 A_Dub888: I never found out what a cootie was, only that I had them...
 tehfewl: Blood orange, shut up its Red
 niccus: is this rigged
MilkInBags: in your future i see....pedialyte
 BusTed: the infinite
 Kramburger: Let's go infinite
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Mr_Horrible: THROW LOOP POG
Lysander_salamander: oops
 quasi79fu: infinite loop
 gibbousm: is it 2006?
 TruPhantomAngel: Im usually a nice person, but if I REALLY dont want your nonsense like that with those paddles..oh the death glare. lol
 SymphonySolstice: R U N
 quasi79fu: runnnn
 itira: ahhhhhhh!
Lord_Hosk: get out!
 quasi79fu: lol
Astramentha: I think this game needs a patch
josh___something: R U N
 lochnessseammonster: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Cardio day
 djalternative: your time starts now
dm818: Get on the stairmaster Adam!
 itsr67: blue 42
eff_the_bard: run from the glompers
silenceaux: Demonstrated a loop, the future must concede?
 ghizmou: he's more of a stair master
 PMAvers: Beej comes barreling in with a paddle
 A_Dub888: Certified Runner Adam Savidan
frank_the_great: Man isn't running
 PhuzNutz: Adam can pretend to be chased for a long time
 Mr_Horrible: DA duhduh duhduh duhduh duhduh
 Mathwyn: Run don't look back
Laserbeaks_Fury: Speedrun Future confirmed
 matthaus_c: Ben's gonna come back to this stream and Adam's gonna be different
MilkInBags: what
 bytecaster: But you work for Loading Ready RUN!
 itira: hopefully the chase is up some stairs!
 Nigouki: only Tom Cruise knows how to run
 SymphonySolstice: I can run for 15 seconds and that's It
MilkInBags: that looks like a very bad danger mechanism
 quasi79fu: sat there Omg
 DudelidouX: God the past was so annoying don't think i could tolerate people like that now
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 gamercat88: we need to unpack this
 Cleekru: Let's Podcast!
Astramentha: Jordynne what the frick
 matthaus_c: bud not much goes on in your head when a shot goes out near you
 SnackPak_: emotionally
 MAPBoardgames: Emotionally
ThorSokar: both
 BusTed: "like, emotionally?"
 CastleOtranto: Turns out Ben is perfectly fine, but is just sitting off camera waiting for the intro do be over so he can do a bit.
 Mr_Horrible: doxx yourself from a decade+ ago
 shurtal: ah, a Hamilton Hello
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Can't wait for jordynns  express cut of this
 itira: yessss
 Diabore: is LRR collecting people from around canada?
 BusTed: Let's get that free pizza
 saucemaster5000: this was the best thing
 VrolikSyndrome: IT WAS SICK
 PharaohBender27: @Diabore Have been for more than a decade 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 itira: nooo get what you want!
 VrolikSyndrome: IT WAS A FREE 3 TOPPINGS
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it'
Laserbeaks_Fury: But it was Dominoes; did you really win?
 saucemaster5000: I'm with vrolik
 TruPhantomAngel: Wait, did I hear Pizza Schmizza?
 Mr_Horrible: that shit ain't minus, brother
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it's not about getting the pizza, it's about costing dominoes money
 Seth_Erickson: I wouldn't be mad, but I would be disappointed
 gualdhar: @VrolikSyndrome cheese, cheese and cheese
 ProcyonFlynn: Did you at least get triple cheese?
Mai_Andra: +1, btw
 quasi79fu: tic tacs?
 itira: thats a lot of tictacs
 GasCityGaming: like, the brand Tic Tacs
 MAPBoardgames: Use your extra toppings for MOAR CHEEZZE!
 hyperialguard: I was there and do not recall this pushback. However...nah man you get whatever you want don't be topping-gated
 Clench_Eastwood: Im with Adam, I have gotten cheese only even when toppings were free
 Mathwyn: Creatw tm
 saucemaster5000: @ProcyonFlynn NO. HE SAID HE WOULD NOT ADD EXTRA CHEESE
 NotCainNorAbel: it would solve my tic-tac budget
 Seth_Erickson: you'd have a lot of tictacs
 gualdhar: The Minecraft Tic-Tac Wall
 Mr_Horrible: probably in shambles
 TruPhantomAngel: Or was it Pizza Pizza...cause I got excited if its the former.
 ghizmou: you had 3 toppings and you spent them all on cheese
 matthaus_c: tictacs ain't worth shit anymore
frank_the_great: at least 7
 itira: someone has a spreadsheet already
 Mathwyn: Tic tac swimming pool
 PharaohBender27: @TruPhantomAngel I can never take that chain seriously, because of schm- indicating a negation in English, e.g. "Rules, Schmules!"
satyropodobny: tic tac economy in SHAMBLES
 djalternative: burn it
 Clench_Eastwood: brewsters millions
 DoctorHutch: twitch subs.
 bytecaster: fire
Laserbeaks_Fury: Isn't this just Brewster's Millions?
 djalternative: explosives
 ToddOnATangent: yes
 SnackPak_: v-bucks
Mai_Andra: gacha 
 BusTed: yo are we Brewster's Millionsing here
7gorobei: no resale value
 xantos69: A 3 hour massage every single day.
 DudelidouX: I'd buy fake money and throw that out my car window
frank_the_great: Use for an experience?
 ninja_theory_ashrams: yeah, Brewster's millions
 Mr_Horrible: you can't use it to acquire anything that accrues value for you
 Getter404: Oh, Asian Jim.
 Clench_Eastwood: and now we know everyone in chat who is over 35 =P
 Going_Medium: Make those LRR gamers drive the bus sooo long.
 TruPhantomAngel: @PharaohBender27 I getcha..but also..OMG someone knows what that is!
DoodlestheGreat: I think I'd feed them better than pizza.
 gualdhar: I think that's a felony, Adam
 MAPBoardgames: What about your Resident Evil house?
 DudelidouX: a million is nothing at all these days
 Mr_Horrible: pay a local carpenter to make all their shelves 1 inch shorter
 shurtal: remember when this tangent started with "i didn't run when i was shot at"?
 gualdhar: THE GETTING SHOT STORY!
 matthaus_c: we play videogames here?
 PharaohBender27: @TruPhantomAngel There was one near me until a couple years ago
 Going_Medium: But not a real green dress that's creul.
 Kramburger: Bribes are disappointingly affordable
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can't accrue real value? Easy, just buy some Bored Apes 
dm818: 50k is for pulling the prank 950k is for legal bills
 gamercat88: no we need to know about the pizza pizza story
 Cleekru: 3am les go!!!!
 quasi79fu: yay walking sim
Lord_Hosk: He isn't the one pretending to be a goverment worker... he is free and clear
Mai_Andra: wait, what happened at Pizza Pizza
 shendaras: What about the shooting? =(
 Makrosian_Tay: 
 DrLigmaPhD: I'd hire as many near identical people as possible. Your local government is all just some guy named Todd over and over and over
n3ther: 
 ckupf: Honestly forgot this was a gaming stream
 saucemaster5000: somebody cal-DAMN IT
n3ther: hahaha
 itira:  poor serge
 MAPBoardgames: I'm sooo sorry Jordynne.
TomatoKigu: Ever considered starting a podcast or something?  Adam and friends chat about anything for a few hours.  I'd listen to that.
 xantos69: My wife is literally on the edge of her seat asking about hearing the end of the "shooting" story.  Please help her.
 Inquisitor_Xian: me too lol coffee people always react weird when i tell them
7gorobei: you didnt finish the pizza shooting story
Critterbot: 45 minutes is too much, tbh. That's a 4th of the entire stream.
 JoeLowe2: Serge is a little baby angel.  Leave him alone.
 Strebenherz: @TomatoKigu same
 djalternative: what about drinks made with green coffee extract?
 lochnessseammonster: yeah that feeling is no fun
 Darleysam: "bestie that's poison"
ThorSokar: When I met Serge I told him I hate the taste of coffee and had the same experience
 Kramburger: Can you have other caffine?
 Mr_Horrible: the Enemy of Iowa
 quasi79fu: Korn the band?
 gamercat88: corn is in everything
 lochnessseammonster: that's how my allergies feel too
 quasi79fu: or corn the vefetable?
silenceaux: Corn is a filler used in a lot of stuff
MilkInBags: don't use corn syrup
 matthaus_c: my best friend in high school was allergic to fucking Fructose
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SnowBuddy18: corn starch
 DrLigmaPhD: I used to have a dozen shots of espresso a day
7gorobei: corn starch
 CastleOtranto: Corn gasses are used to ripen bananas
ashteranic: being allergic to corn is really dire in the US
 SnackPak_: dang
 Scy_Anide: Yeah...a friend of mine can't have fructose and that basically means anything pre-packaged in the US.
Lysander_salamander: oh heck that's terrible
 quasi79fu: water was corny?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Astramentha: Oh noooo
 gualdhar: started making jokes and shit?
Master_Gunner: oh yeah, an old co-worker had a corn allergy and it was difficult.
 Jennie_Fuchsia: I’m allergic to gold and hypoallergenic detergent 
ashteranic: it's in everything. so many things
MilkInBags: doritos are safe
 Driosenth: Jordynne, at .02 per tic tac, $1,000,000 USD would get you 25,000,000 tics and 25,000,000 tacs
 DrLigmaPhD: Anti-corn list
 Mathwyn: Why the hell does hot chocolate have corn
 DrLigmaPhD: Booze is probably damn near impossible
 Darleysam: hunted by the corn lobby
 ArdCollider: I accidentally provided citric acid allergy representation in a fanfic once and a kid was beside themselves happy to see it get some airtime. 
 Cleekru: squirrels dave is an outlier and should not be counted
Lysander_salamander: food companies can be terrible
 lochnessseammonster: 
 saucemaster5000: shoutouts to duo moms too
 djalternative: what about double moms?
MilkInBags: has to stay clear from the cornhub
Laserbeaks_Fury: Goverment paid all those farmers to grow corn, by God they are gonna find a way to use it all
Favre_the_Undead: squirrel sounds like it'd be delicious
 matthaus_c: shoutouts to 5-stack moms
 djalternative: oh wait. this isn't amanda
 Mr_Horrible: you've played stuff by this dev
 Mr_Horrible: but not this
frank_the_great: 🎵Closing Shift🎵Closing Shift🎵you don't have to go home But you can't stay here 🎵
 gamercat88: well Jorydne glad you made it out of the Pizza Pizza shoty thing
n3ther: they've done other games
 PharaohBender27 opens the LRRwiki
 Going_Medium: Take your first break before the game... I dare you.
 GasCityGaming: this person makes a bunch of games
eff_the_bard: closing tiiime, open up the doors and let you ooout intooo the wooorld
 Mr_Horrible: it's a Chillas Art game
 public_key_reveal_party: I think it was originally on itch
  Sarah_Serinde: djalternative Yeah Ben's not here and they wouldn't play it without him
 saucemaster5000: oh nooooooo
  Juliamon: reminder that a lot of foods you wouldn't expect can be contaminated by allergens because they're processed in the same facility and the machinery doesn't get cleaned between products
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh is this the OG Chillas game
Scar_Red_Tiger: THe one dude has made a bunch of similar titles
 Mr_Horrible: you played the one where you were caring for grandpa
 whenwearebothcats: same dev as the convenience store game?
josh___something: This FEELS similar
 betweenmyself: oh nooo 
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frank_the_great: Adam's like a wizard, he is never early or late
 quasi79fu: on my car?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ghost Riding
 Mathwyn: Get on the car shinj8
   Anubis169: please start the car before getting on it
 saucemaster5000: they're a yamaha spacecase
 jessieimproved: cue the car surfer
itmightbemikey: Late For Meeting
 MAPBoardgames: How many cars are you on, my dude?
 matthaus_c: shrimping on top of the car
 Darleysam: 
Mai_Andra: i mean, there is video evidence of Nelly opening Oki-Oki because "Adam isn't here yet" once or twice...
patrick_stonecrusher: Ghost riding the whip
 PharaohBender27: LRR Wiki indicates this has never been played on Let's Nope
TomatoKigu: it's tearing for all of us
 Mathwyn: Hella tearing
 public_key_reveal_party: no it's tearing for sure
 DeM0nFiRe: It's tearing for us too
 IanAllenBird: it's also tearing for us
 MAPBoardgames: I'm seeing tearing
 betweenmyself: Adam lowkey flexing about his fancy “car he can sit inside of” 
itmightbemikey: There's some tearing yeah
prince_infidel: It's tearing for us too
MilkInBags: socks hello?????????
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, I'm seeing some tearing
ThorSokar: ya, we can see the tearing too
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 Mathwyn: Windmill slam that vsync
 bethy_kins24: you wear slippers
 matthaus_c: grippers out
n3ther: oh there is bad tearing
 lochnessseammonster: socks are the worst!
 betweenmyself: so much tearing
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's tearing, but it reads like VHS scan errors. Which, I guess technically is the sameisuue
 Mr_Horrible: I'm usually grippers out at home unless it's too cold
MilkInBags: 19'' long clown feet
 bethy_kins24: house slippers
Scar_Red_Tiger: In my own home? The dogs run free
 jessieimproved: when i was in Japan everyone wore socks inside
 meaninglessMeg: I do not wear socks in my house
 kragmabutch: my feet get too hot, what can i say
 jessieimproved: or little house shoes
w1gum: So whats the manga thats about handsome big toes
passwordlost_hereiam: Under the bed?
 quasi79fu: purple squirrrel?
 meaninglessMeg: Hate the way they feel, even though I'm always cold
 electric_claire: Does your right foot have no toes?
 bethy_kins24: nope
 betweenmyself: It’s PIKACHU! 
hypergirlie_hyperpop: i sleep with socks on
MilkInBags: naked, socks on
 IanAllenBird: I do
 TruPhantomAngel: Okay, I would love a poll of this
Astramentha: Me
 itira: rarely
 DoctorHutch: no.
 Seth_Erickson: sometimes but usually no
 gualdhar: I sleep socks on
 lochnessseammonster: absolutely not
 whenwearebothcats: socks is norm for cold feet peeps 
 GasCityGaming: nope
 MrSarkhan: Nope
 PharaohBender27: No
 YFiddler: Ye
SnowBuddy18: socks off
 bethy_kins24: no
 TruPhantomAngel: but yes
prince_infidel: Yeah
 Mr_Horrible: I don't, but it's understandable
 Tangsm: No sleep socks
 shurtal: i do. They're white noise for your feet
Lysander_salamander: only on cold nights
 Strebenherz: off
silenceaux: No way that's how you get athlete's foot
 iDangero: Nope
 GhostValv: only winter
 JoeLowe2: socks on
KWardJenx: Monsters sleep with socks on
 Darleysam: not me, I wake up like I'm having a fever
 saucemaster5000: socks on is mormon psychopath behavior
 Cleekru: oh i can't so socks even during the day really
GreyThey: Depends on the temperature
 Kramburger: My daughter does, but she's 3
 gamercat88: sometimes
 lochnessseammonster: socks on is the worst
itmightbemikey: I don't wear socks but I have a pair of sandals I use around the house
josh___something: Bro, why would I keep my socks on at home. You're just gathering dirt at that point
SnowBuddy18: sometimes
hypergirlie_hyperpop: sex with socks sometimes, sure
 brainbosh: Only in the winter
deinonychus24: Only when I lived in a place with no heating
 DrLigmaPhD: Brother I barely sleep clothed
 DaFhaye: Jordynne knows it
MilkInBags: 
 betweenmyself: no, my tootsies would get too warm
 jessieimproved: If it is freezing I may wear them for like 2 minutes in the bed but then they have to go
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
ThorSokar: Only serial killers sleep with socks on
 Strebenherz: The rng wat
MilkInBags: I get what she says!
 DoctorHutch: 
 matthaus_c: women orgasm easier with warmer feet
 SymphonySolstice: only till I get warm then I take them off
 Makrosian_Tay: Yo, feet get cold at the worst time
 SchalaKitty: Depends on the temp - sometimes on, sometimes off.
 Kramburger: If you want to get a rare drop after sex
 BusTed: fertility maxing
 jessieimproved: 
Lord_Hosk: When women's feet are warm it increases the RNG
  Juliamon: I have to alternate nights with socks because my skin is sensitive AND I have circulation problems
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 DJManaT: I hate sleeping with socks on but sometimes it's required because I hate having cold feet more
 TruPhantomAngel: So I sleep in my socks, my feet get cold. My partner does not. lol
 JoeLowe2: Jordynne is a breath of fresh air.
 letfireraindown: When I'm sick but otherwise no
 itira: LOL
MilkInBags: adam
mulligan2six: Advantage on orgasm check
ThorSokar: hahaha
 lochnessseammonster: 
 betweenmyself: you have *advantage*
 airddragon: Socks are the devil for sleep. The other thing....
 SnackPak_: GG Ted
Lysander_salamander: hate that
MilkInBags: you are way more cursed
 BusTed: 
 MrSarkhan: 
frank_the_great:   
 couchboyj: Divine guidance
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 quasi79fu: hahahahaha
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   Anubis169: hahahahaha
passwordlost_hereiam: "Hey girl, leave your socks on because it's like bardic inspiration" - A phrase that will definitely get you laid
 ProcyonFlynn: #CursedStream
 Kramburger: How about cyclemaxxing
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mr_Horrible: guess what Seachat's vocal stim is gonna be this week 
ANeMzero: Lines and Veils. Lines and veils.
 korvys: the fuck...
 quasi79fu: oh ghad
Lysander_salamander: oh that's terrible
 Mr_Horrible: and by "older women" they mean age 30
 public_key_reveal_party: 
   Anubis169: 
 saucemaster5000: jesus
 gamercat88: im learning so much
 Darleysam: hate that!
 bytecaster: What, why?!?!
 PharaohBender27: 
Lysander_salamander: freaking ageism
 shurtal: Men were a mistake
 Strebenherz: did people just abandon the word cougar
 e_bloc: seems a little rude
n3ther: haha
Lord_Hosk: WHAT?
MilkInBags: I don't know if all that knowledge makes me smarter
 Strebenherz: WHAT
 DudelidouX: Can we just get rid of humanity?
 itira: Adam is learning so much tonight
 whenwearebothcats: thats unfortunate
 jessieimproved: okay now I'm dust
silenceaux: I would have guessed something relating to cougars but sure
  Juliamon: Nobody is okay.
 Cleekru: i love how jordynne is like the same brand of online as me 
 saucemaster5000: we should skip this next generation
SnowBuddy18: min maxxing
 ProcyonFlynn: *gestures at the world* why WOULD they be okay?
 shurtal: min-maxing
 djalternative: min-maxing
 ghizmou: like mewing
MilkInBags: language is made up, we're just out of the loop
 wharra: Wait... I'd be the hag in that scenario
   Anubis169: it came from minmaxing
 Strebenherz: the children yearn for the mines
 Kramburger: My wife is almost 40, I'm been hagmaxxing for YEARS
Favre_the_Undead: min-maxing
 public_key_reveal_party:   I have been making this face all stream and I won't leave, is something wrong with me
 gualdhar: this sounds like skibidi ohio rizz
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm a storepilled foodcel"
Lysander_salamander: this is what happens when you don't let your kids read
Laserbeaks_Fury: we should make Dump Stat a thing
 Keab42: Men are not OK
MilkInBags: in 20 years we'll only communicate in emojis
eff_the_bard: didn't it come from, like, right wing sigma grindset nonsense?
eff_the_bard: manosphere?
Favre_the_Undead: x-pilled is right wing bs
 ButterBall000: It's all gone Belgium
 tehfewl: X-pilled came from the matrix
Lysander_salamander: that's just sad
Papperslappen: time… what a bastard
 SnackPak_: ok
 tehfewl: but yes was coopted by the right wings
 betweenmyself: sometimes you need an older lady who is… *checks notes* skibidy…?
 HadesLeprechaun: I believe the "pilled" part at least came from the Matrix memes, being "redpilled" I don't know about "maxing"
Lord_Hosk: I've been hag maxing since before two of my kids were born apparently
frank_the_great: I turned 30 about a week ago
 TruPhantomAngel: Am I getting old enough to ask,"whats wrong with the youth?!"
   Anubis169: Welcome to 30s frank_the_great 
 matthaus_c: rock out with your glock out
frank_the_great: @Anubis169  ty
 e_bloc: I went on a date with a woman who said her range was 37-41 because she wanted someone with the exact same experiences as her
MilkInBags: RAP music, time to glock out
dm818: I had that happen with some vaugepost I made in college recently
eff_the_bard: i mean, I think the "maxxing" thing was from manosphere
grave2057: i swear maxing comes from incell slang but someone should fact check this
 Makrosian_Tay: is "dead journal" like live journal?
 xantos69: Ok chat... lets go hunting.
 TruPhantomAngel: I dont get most of the things I said on Facebook. lol
 electra310: I like Facebook Memories because it shows me my kid's baby pictures. I do not like when it shows me things I said.
 Tangsm: Facebook still trying to get us to remember it exists
 SymphonySolstice: remember folks, kids learn from the adults around them
 Fanklok: I picked a very odd time to join the stream
 circusofkirkus: uh oh
  Juliamon: Makrosian_Tay Yep, specifically the 'edgy' answer to LJ
Favre_the_Undead: far too much slang comes from right wing bs
 SnackPak_: art
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
NimrodXIV: oh honey
 Mr_Horrible: powerful
 gamercat88: such a tough guy
 TruPhantomAngel: I thought I was somehow profound.
MilkInBags: "Don't mess with me today. I've been listening to RAP music all morning. Rock out with your glock out."
Lysander_salamander: delightful
 itira: LOL Adam!!!!! im so embarassed for you!!
 Darleysam: was it Public Enemy?
 Alchemistmerlin: Adam you didn't have to share that, no one made you 
Astramentha: Oh ALL of us were that bad
 gamercat88: in the clurb we all fam
 iDangero: My FB is exactly the same. Dumb out-of-context bus from 15+ years ago.
 Makrosian_Tay: Goberment
 matthaus_c: uh oh, govvies
   Anubis169: I'm getting old enough to see how stuff's degraded, and the degraded form is the 'this is how it's always been' to everybody
 Twilight_Spark: That sounds so dirty.
 Mr_Horrible: to taunt you
 Kramburger: The grover-ment
 Fanklok: The gubbermint
 ButterBall000: Still waiting on my govvie stimmie
 BusTed: got his hopes up
MilkInBags: adam was really hyped for KONY 2012
silenceaux: the joy in his eyes
 Fanklok: Oh shoot, this game.
 electra310: Awww, mean
 Mathwyn: Don't forget to fix the screen tearing of you can Adam
 Cleekru: and that is why i deleted all posts on my facebook 
 Seth_Erickson: Oh this is by that one developer who has made a bunch of these right Jordynne?
 Mr_Horrible: there's a based fishing minigame, it's called "Open webfishing in the background"
 saucemaster5000: I like billiards
 shurtal: man, i still remember when the general public wasn't allowed on facebook.  What a time
UndesiredM: Spheda?
itmightbemikey: You've played games by the same dev
 Mr_Horrible: @Seth_Erickson yes this is Chillas Art
 Seth_Erickson: you might be thinking of another of the Developers games
MilkInBags: 
 DJManaT: holy crap deadjournal
  Juliamon: You played the game with the wheelchair grandpa
 Getter404: A lot of those indie JP horror games bleed together
Scar_Red_Tiger: THe one dude has made a bunch of similar titles
 Makrosian_Tay: !quite Jordynn
 matthaus_c: you've played a Chilla game before, but it wasn't this one
MilkInBags: it's almost like most horror games look the same
 Fanklok: The dev has a very distinct style
 Makrosian_Tay: !quote Jordynn
  LRRbot: Quote #8072: "I am a wasp. That's why I'm bad at math." —Jordynne [2022-05-16]
 Seth_Erickson: Yeah that's what I though
30teracyte: also all these games look like this
 HadesLeprechaun: the dev has made like, at least 5 games and they all look/play very similar
dm818: Should Adam play 4D golf?
 Seth_Erickson: thought
 UnkeptFlea: it kinda reminds me of the burger game
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah this dev is a *style*
NimrodXIV: Chilla has a definite style
 Cleekru: wiki says no but i remember it too...
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, they're all built off the same stuff
 electra310: Oh, this game is making me dizzy. Time for the LetsNopeCast
 Tangsm: Are you still barefoot?
Astramentha:   
frank_the_great: I think you're mixing this up with Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo
 betweenmyself: feels like the game with a nurse taking care of the grandfather…  or something like that? 
Scar_Red_Tiger: Its very "Streamer meta". A new oner drops and it's easy content
MilkInBags: you walk by dancing caramel dansen
 Tangsm: Fire hazard
 Orlantia: I know it's part of the aesthetic, but the screen tearing is nauseating
 Getter404: Too much Amazon
MilkInBags: canada post on strike
 Mr_Horrible: get his ass
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
1 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
 public_key_reveal_party: I think we are getting some screen tearing still
MilkInBags: RCMP, this person right here
ThorSokar: Now all I can think about is: If hag-maxing is dating 30yr olds, what's grave-maxing?
n3ther: Adam is looking behind him on the way home
 iDangero: free phone
 Alchemistmerlin: @ThorSokar Exclusively dating Gravelord Nito
 matthaus_c: it's a synechdoche for metonyms
 Orlantia: @thorsokar dating the 20 something's that didn't age well
 TruPhantomAngel: Damn it, now I am trying to remember other random popular anime dances.
 circusofkirkus: dog mode filter
MilkInBags: yeah
 Brozard: TRUTH
MilkInBags: and men are fishers
 tehfewl: man, seeing those vending machines make me miss boss coffee
MilkInBags: or cars
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeadFineQuailCoolStoryBob-qCdBjT9JSNTeu-H0
 Blakemcm: here comes the adam joker rant =P
 Brozard: I got lucky and met a fantasy novel baddie
Astramentha: Everyone likes traveling 🙄
 ckupf: Everyone is like my hot take is that Parks and Rec is better than The Office, and that's just a normal opinion...
 SquareDotCube: People are using LinkedIn to flirt, that's how bad it's gotten
MilkInBags: "I like traveling, good food and talking  "
30teracyte: the office has been done for like a decade
 lochnessseammonster: yeeeep
hypergirlie_hyperpop: women do a lot of ghosting for sure
 lochnessseammonster: samsies
Lysander_salamander: people forget how to communicate
 DaFhaye: I've been ghosted way more by women
 gamercat88: time to date shrimp
MilkInBags: very handsome men ghost, us? we don't
 ButterBall000: It's ahuman thing
   Anubis169: The More You AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 Mr_Horrible: the birometer
mulligan2six: Bi-nana for scale
 ckupf: As someone who dates both from the other side I agree with Jordynne's assessment
 Makrosian_Tay: !findquote scale
  LRRbot: Quote #7904: "On a scale of Serge to Beej, how are your humansounds?" —azureHaights [2021-12-25]
 lochnessseammonster: maybe it's ontario bi problems 
 bytecaster: Normabisation
 Fanklok: Hehe "blows" hehe
 matthaus_c: king shit
 TruPhantomAngel: Im so sorry.
Astramentha: Wut
MilkInBags: drinking pedialyte after the sex with socks on
 Makrosian_Tay: 
ANeMzero: Men
 PhuzNutz: That tracks
 niccus: yeah...
 ArdCollider: can confirm, exactly what it's like
ThorSokar: haha
 DaFhaye: That's pretty accurate
 Cleekru: love it
 betweenmyself: the only time I’ve used a dating app I stopped after a week when someone tried to scam me into buying them an airline ticket *they* could refund for straight cash; no, I’m not doing that 
 bytecaster: Tru
frank_the_great: It means no worries!
ANeMzero: Just normal men. Innocent men.
 Mr_Horrible: look everyone needs a vocal stim every once in a while
   Anubis169: random thoughts thrown up from decades ago, daily occurrence
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 Strebenherz: what
Astramentha: UMMMMM
 Cleekru: wat
 Strebenherz: WHAT
MilkInBags: pants are toilet
 Kidror: ????
 gualdhar: what the fuck?
 GhostValv: D:
Lysander_salamander: wow
 BusTed: this is demented
 Cleekru: pls don't
 lochnessseammonster: NOOOOOO
MilkInBags: LMAO
 public_key_reveal_party: what
NimrodXIV: so much WHAT
Morrigan9: whaaa
   Anubis169: 
frank_the_great: Man saved it
 bytecaster: Wait
ThorSokar: hahaha
Astramentha: BREAK UP NOW
 iDangero: Behold, a man.
30teracyte: good bit honestly
   Anubis169: seriously? 
 Strebenherz: see earlier "EX"
 matthaus_c: he is so based
 e_bloc: ok I mean that's better than I thought it was going to be
 shurtal: absoulte legend
 Makrosian_Tay: ok, but that is exactly Jordyn's sense of humor isn't it?
 xantos69: Hero
 ArdCollider: wow, like the "aww that's cute"/ "hello?!?! human resources?!" meme
 SnackPak_: that was a rollercoaster
 Mathwyn: Do not sat the intrusive thoughts
 ghizmou: that s a yellow flag
MilkInBags: I was the boyfriend 
 Mr_Horrible: better than it coulda been, but still, you don't give voice to those Void Thoughts
 bytecaster: He didn't have to tell you that
 xVeinFirex: wtf but also, gotta appreciate the honesty
 RatherLargeToad: how high were they?
ANeMzero: That went from a red flag to a very different red flag
 lochnessseammonster: 
 DaFhaye: Never trust a Jon
Favre_the_Undead: ah, intrusive thoughts are fun
satyropodobny: if intrusive thoughts were a person
 terribleplan: brown flag
 vetr1c: So who is editing the clips this week, caaaaauuuse.....
 Fanklok: Nice pants you have there, be a shame if someone pooped them
 Strebenherz: "i'll poop your pants" is spookier than anything this game could bring
MilkInBags: i mean he didnt do it
 korvys: What no drugs does to a mf
 RatherLargeToad: yikes
 matthaus_c: a shrimp emotion
MilkInBags: he simply laid out the plan
 Tangsm: Men need a permanent record we can check on
 itira: the amount of times raw dog has been said
ThorSokar: the person with intrusive thoughts that voices them, wild
patrick_stonecrusher: [Duke Nukem voice] l'm gonna shit your pants
 thatguysteve2709: He used to watch lrr content he just refunded his subscription
 shurtal: Raw Prairie Dog
alex666dancause: Gotta say I respect this man's communications skills
 Getter404: Japan
frank_the_great: Let he who hasn't pooped someone else's pants cast the first stone
 ButterBall000: Asian cars
 Rexsplosion: I'm sorry, that's so freaking funny about pooping someone else's pants
 public_key_reveal_party: I don't think the game is why we're all going nuts
 PhuzNutz: @terribleplan ||===========:>   nailed it
 Blip2004: Kei van
 SquareDotCube: It's a kei car
 Twilight_Spark: No punch backs
Lysander_salamander: shrimp car
 SnackPak_: aahhh
MilkInBags: adam, unaware other countries exist
   Anubis169: yeah
 Getter404: It's the Isekaimobile
 DaFhaye: No that really is a standard car in japan
 Mr_Horrible: no, it's a video game, Adam
 matthaus_c: this is a videogame, adam
 ghizmou: better familiarize yourself with what Japan has to offer for your RoadQuest japan trip
 shurtal: google Kei Car, adam
 Makrosian_Tay: Of course it is, it's a game 
MilkInBags: 
averythetiger: All cars are fake
 Tangsm: It's a video game. It's definitely fake.
 xVeinFirex: it's truck-kun!
 matthaus_c: jinx @Mr_Horrible you owe me an ice cream
johnnylongtorso: are you like three feet tall?
 Mattmitchell45: My college campus had those to rent
 lochnessseammonster: pew pew
ThorSokar: that is absolutely a real car
 saucemaster5000: can't get in it's not real
satyropodobny: the isekai machine
   Anubis169: saw a buncha those in japan 
 Twilight_Spark: 
 Darleysam: you have to ask it politely in japanese
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c I said it first on my screen, don't step
 Dreamlettuce: Time to get on the car.
MilkInBags: you have to speak friend and enter
 SnackPak_: now it's a normal sized car
 SquareDotCube: maybe it's under the car and you have to lift it up
DistractedMOSFET: yeah i see cars like this
 betweenmyself: It’s Japan Adam, you gotta take your shoes off before you get in the car 
   Anubis169: what about E?
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c but also here 
 NotCainNorAbel: sorry I was late, I couldn't get into my car
DistractedMOSFET: the sheer size of cars in canada blew my mind
LPS_97: LMB
Mai_Andra: can you put the phone away?  do you only have one hand?
 thatguysteve2709: Is it cause you have phone in hand
LPS_97: Interact is left mouse button
MilkInBags: maybe use keys?
 matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible 
 shurtal: turn it in?
Astramentha: First boss
mulligan2six: Hour long game by the way
 iconicshadow89: tab opens inventory
 DaFhaye: The car died
 dumbo3k: maybe you can put it in your inventory?
the_walloper: you didnt apply keybind change
 DaFhaye: Do you need keys?
 Mr_Horrible: *Dark Souls music starts up"
 saucemaster5000: "you died"
 SquareDotCube: you made interact "E"
 matthaus_c: I ate your keys
MilkInBags: steam refund
   Anubis169: Door does not open from this side
 DJManaT: iirc you need to give the phone to a person?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this what "Run" meant?
 ghizmou: what if we locked ourselves outside?
7gorobei: pretty sure toronto jon counts as a mistake
 ButterBall000: Maybe the trigger can only be done once per install?
goatprince: true horror
 Twilight_Spark: Get the locksmith
 saucemaster5000: good game
 bytecaster: The horror of a soft lock
 saucemaster5000: ggs ggs
Laserbeaks_Fury: CLosing shift, You can't get into your home, so don't stay here.
 betweenmyself: and you may say to yourself “This is not my beautiful apartment!”  and you may say to yourself “this is not my beautiful cellphone!”
 iDangero: there's your mistake, you were trying to get in the car, not on.
 Nigouki: see there's where you messed up. ON your car, you have to cliimb on it
 Mathwyn: Screen tearing still here too
frank_the_great: The tearing
 saucemaster5000: this is a time based puzzle
Laserbeaks_Fury: Purpachu
 lochnessseammonster: a knower 
 Darleysam: Adam "Lore-Enjoyer" Seabats
 TruPhantomAngel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BetterSavoryNostrilCclamChamp-kXq7aIK64KtGX-1a
johnnylongtorso: you've been fired for being late, game over
goatprince: go to werk
Lysander_salamander: time to look up game faqs
 TruPhantomAngel: There you go everyone. Needed to save that for posterity.
   Anubis169: is gamefaqs still a thing?
 Mathwyn: Gotta hand the phone in somewhere I assume?
Mai_Andra: have you been everywhere out here?
 ghizmou: @TruPhantomAngel thank you
 HadesLeprechaun: look at controls, see what button is "interact"
 Getter404: So, odds she's going to pull up a Vtuber playthrough?
LPS_97: Apparently there is someone you need to give the phone to
 betweenmyself: you have to throw Cappy at the car by pressing ZR 
 dumbo3k: Maybe the guy is ghosting us?
 Mr_Horrible: ah, the brightness was the enemy
frank_the_great: Limbo king
Lysander_salamander: yeah ok
 Mathwyn: The shadow man
Astramentha: Can't see shit
 ghizmou: gimme me it
 IanAllenBird: gimme me it
 thraximore: oooh dropping the Wayne-isms
 SnackPak_: in cars~
   Anubis169: lol
Mai_Andra: ♫
 Getter404: On a Mexican... Radio
 saucemaster5000: song only has those lyrics
   Anubis169 plays the Road Quest theme
 Getter404: Those dumpsters are TINY
josh___something: This is a unique kind of brainrot with both of you on stream
 saucemaster5000: holy shit he's keeping it???? 
 itira: :))
Lysander_salamander: croissant emoji
 TruPhantomAngel: "Tiiiiinyyyyy DUMBSTERS!"
   Anubis169: "Hey" -_-
Mai_Andra: Will you keep Jordynn's baby, Adam? 
 betweenmyself: regift tiny blue baby to fifteen people within one month or BAD THINGS will befall you
 MacbethSeemsSus: It's a bit gauche to regift a baby.
 dumbo3k: Put trash? *Gets in*
 iDangero: back to the pit
johnnylongtorso: boy, it's shiny in Japan
Lysander_salamander: this does look familiar
 Strebenherz: what
Lysander_salamander: yeah
 TruPhantomAngel: Yeah
josh___something: JORDYNNE
 TruPhantomAngel: This is canon.
MilkInBags: in case a plane crashes on the pope
 Getter404: What? John Paul II had the popemobile back in the 90s didn't he?
Lysander_salamander: car pope
 betweenmyself: people who followed through on passing off blue baby and went on to fame and fortune include the hawk-tuah girl and the “wassup” guys
Lysander_salamander: this means there was a Car Jesus
 Strebenherz: Jordynne+Adam= derail energy, i'm here for this nonsense
 Nigouki: wait didn't they have the popemobile after he got shot?
 ArdCollider: the 80s!
 matthaus_c: people love to eat a jpeg at 3 am
goatprince: damn you're really cooking with that theory jord
 ckupf: Is James driving you to the airport at 3 am?
 ArdCollider: because they tried to shoot the not-car pope
Lysander_salamander: how do you crucify a car?
 ckupf: That's a next level friend if so
Zu_o: @Lysander_salamander no, it means the myth of car jesus exists.
 Getter404: Now "Kermit was somehow responsible for nine eleven", THAT has actual evidence backing it
 GasCityGaming: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FastNiceAlfalfaImGlitch-xU0cuuph9vm_lbkG
 HedgehogKnight: Popemobile was older then 2001
 public_key_reveal_party: Who in the office is senpai?
 dumbo3k: The purple rat is here too!
 TruPhantomAngel: "My phone...bad dad ba dum"
 Rexsplosion: It was the attempted assassination of the Pope that is the reason the Pope mobile exists
 WiJohn: That is a large computer
 saucemaster5000: let's tell the manager HE was late
 matthaus_c: they've got the same purple guy as we do
Astramentha: WOW
patrick_stonecrusher: Hey they got a purple wassit too!
 lochnessseammonster: 
Lysander_salamander: This reminds me a little of that burger game
 Rexsplosion: 9/11 happened in cars because they have airport homeland security
 Nigouki: yo wtf senpai not cool
 betweenmyself: now excuse me while I work at my GIANT COMPUTER
 Fanklok: OHHHHH it's Adam Senpai
 RatherLargeToad: Neg me, senpai
 JoeLowe2: Wow.  Senpai's a bit of an a**hole
 saucemaster5000: when I was a kid and learned about death, I wouldn't go to bed because I was worried my parents would die... so mom told me they were special and would never die
 SnackPak_: bye
   Anubis169: LOL
 itira: >.>
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 GhostValv: D: spooky
josh___something: Sick
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patrick_stonecrusher: Beautiful
 thraximore: ope
 matthaus_c: senpai is fucking goin'
goatprince: beej when he leaves the office
 MAPBoardgames: 10/10 no notes
 itira: 
 betweenmyself: Initial D his ass 
Lysander_salamander: One of the managers from my work is trying to pull a power-trip by making people sign in five minutes early so they can have meetings on the hour instead of five minutes in.
Astramentha: o/
 iDangero: so realistic
Laserbeaks_Fury: Y'all come back now, ya hear
   Anubis169: That is a giant cassette
thegiftedgrifter: I too chase my managers out of the lot as they leave
johnnylongtorso: hold on while I learn how to do my job
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbstruseConfidentJackalDancingBaby-lCtboKAggkLFrwkc
 ButterBall000: How many times have we done "restaurant simulartor?" Out of curiousity.
   Anubis169: Chat it is midnight snack time, behave for a sec ok?
Lysander_salamander: yeah this is reminding me of that game where you're working at a burger joint and if you get too much wrong you get chased by the mascot
 Orestes290: loving the 90s elevator music
 niccus: just like work training
 Mathwyn: @lysander_salamander Happys Humble Burger Farm!
 ckupf: What's a latte again?
Lysander_salamander: yeah I think that's the name
 kynelwynn: I want a Chillappuccino now
 dumbo3k: The Chilla Cafe
 Mr_Horrible: Chilla's Coffee baybee
 betweenmyself: Chill Al Pacino
 Fanklok: Fancy like Starbucks or Tim's
 Darleysam: this is exactly a Costa Coffee from the UK
 Fe1ix66: Wait is this the one with the stalker outside?
 matthaus_c: his jacket is so fucked
 Fanklok: half of his torse is facing the wrong way
 saucemaster5000: this guy works for men's wearhouse
johnnylongtorso: let me explain the basics of capitalism to you, sir
 itira: 3.50?! thats fucked
 BusTed: 
 Fanklok: Adam is too tall and muscley to get weird looks
 DaFhaye: 3.50 is pretty standard around me
 djalternative: I prefer people asking for black coffee from me at my coffee shop
 NotCainNorAbel: They might just do that for every order
 Mr_Horrible: "Sir our coffee's dogshit, why would you want it not drowned in cream and sugar?"
johnnylongtorso: I'd think they'd be happy because it's easy to make
 DrLigmaPhD: Do you know how stunned I was when I was working and a teenage girl ordered a traditional cortado?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Spitting is +$2
 ckupf: Yeah, she was shot at
 SnackPak_: 
Laserbeaks_Fury: Black Coffee and Cheese Pizza
KeytarCat: I order Coffee by name at starbucks.  "Tall pike with room"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Adam hates adding thing to things
 djalternative: I've been in several fights but they all had refs and judges
 Mr_Horrible: Professor Jordynne, teaching lessons
 saucemaster5000: once fought a bouncer cause they said my trans friend went to the wrong bathroom
 e_bloc: same I'm 6'5" and the only person I ever fought was my older brother until he topped out at 5'9"
 Fanklok: Can we send Ben to Ontario and keep Jordynne?
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 based (you, not the bouncer)
GreyThey: @saucemaster5000 
   Anubis169: I'm 6' now, but plenty of kids had a go at me in school
 SnackPak_: @saucemaster5000 hell yeah, that's some good trouble
BrindleBoar: if you love it then you should have put a lid on it
 matthaus_c: breast milk
johnnylongtorso: the horror of making coffee drinks
squ3e: Are we sure we havent played this game? It looks so familiar
 itira: as a former barista .... 
   Anubis169: x_X
Lysander_salamander: I hated making coffee
 Fanklok: This game has 8 whole buttons
 bytecaster: Is the horror element being an untrained barista?
   Anubis169: cup, label, and a jug and whipped cream flask under each arm
 DrLigmaPhD: Fun Fact: Everything can be made into both milk and flour
 Kramburger: Coffee and frothed milk, my guy
johnnylongtorso: coffee's cold now, start over
 itira: leaving the fridge open... smh my head
 DrLigmaPhD: Oat > Soy, fight me
 niccus: most of the world is lactose intolerant
  Juliamon: squ3e They played "The Caregiver" from the same dev
 Fanklok: Adam's inventory is going to be so full
 MacbethSeemsSus: Got to give credit, this customer's patient.
  Juliamon: incidentally, the Going Live tweet for that stream: "Da boys fulfill life long dreams of becoming a private nurse attending to seniors in Japan, watching their shonen anime and eating all their cool snacks like those ones that make you assemble from scratch for no reward, basically. Also Chainsaw man sucks"
johnnylongtorso: carrying around a quart of milk in one hand trying to serve coffee
 saucemaster5000: imagine being this guy watching this
   Anubis169 dies laughing twice
 bytecaster: Making a latte is actually a frame perfect move
 catcard: epic horror game 
   Anubis169: THis is a one-coffee mat
 Nigouki: the true horror is the service industry
 djalternative: is the horror of this game just how hard it is to make coffee?
15__uwu__02: The real horror is being a barista
Lysander_salamander: flawless
 dumbo3k: Oh, I think he took it, because you put the sticker on it
 itira: 
 NotCainNorAbel: i love that he is walking around with all of this
 superdude097: The guy moved when you put the sticker on, did he drink it?
johnnylongtorso: one tablet of soy milk
 bytecaster: teeeeeny milk
 SnackPak_: 
 BusTed: 
Lysander_salamander: yay
 catcard: that's how they do it at starbucks my dude
 saucemaster5000: japan is killing ferngully
 Darleysam: ol' MilkInPockets
Lysander_salamander: ugh
KeytarCat: I got a B in drama class for the same reason
Lysander_salamander: managers watching on cameras
 saucemaster5000: jordynne has enemies
Lysander_salamander: dang
 BusTed: 
 Kidror: See now I'm worried about what's gonna happen to Jordynne at LRR.
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 NotCainNorAbel: coffee with fix that neck
johnnylongtorso: this Russian peasant wants a coffee
 Orlantia: Toronto is a hell of a drug
 dumbo3k: Yes, they are staring at you because of your f'd neck
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Kramburger: Can we spit in her coffee?
 superdude097: Dark probably means without milk?
 djalternative: god I hate making fraps
johnnylongtorso: the ice looks like rocks
 itira: 
Lysander_salamander: here have some slush
 BusTed: refreshing
 Fanklok: One cup of blended ice, that'll be 15 dollars
dm818: @johnnylongtorso Is Ice not a rock?
 djalternative: put hot cup in cold drink
 djalternative: blend the cup
 djalternative: put some fiber in their diet
 itira: 
 djalternative: this is a game where I can just commit all the drink crimes I'd want to commit onto customer's drinks
johnnylongtorso: arms full of cups
 Darleysam: that pocket milk
 saucemaster5000: 1 hour game btw
 djalternative: there's not even a binding agent to keep the drink together. it's just going to end up being blended ice
 ckupf: sticker, I hardly know her?
johnnylongtorso: one entire container of milk, compressed into a small cup
 gundamschwing: It feels like we're watching Adam's first day working at Tim Hortons
 WiJohn: Needs coffee
 SnackPak_: leave it on senpai's desk
 itira: throw the whole cup in the sink like they do at starbucks!
 bytecaster: Wasting a perfectly good drink
 matthaus_c: I want to see her apology video
 Mr_Horrible: "Stalker gon' be the least of your problems if you 1-star this shit"
 LiminalGoose: We're in horror starbucks?
johnnylongtorso: oh no, she's going live! run!
 Fanklok: You're acting like people look at words directly in front of them and then don't ever say something wildly different
 SnackPak_: gaming
 DoctorHutch: the visuals of the cup not changing as you add just is infuriating
KeytarCat: just gonna sit in this chair here
 Mr_Horrible: just shout it from here
 bytecaster: "I need to serve the customers"
 SkylerRingtail: A large group at close: the real nightmare
 Mr_Horrible: goddamn beatles
Lysander_salamander: everybody vogue!
 Fanklok: They don't look gay enough to be the Ginyu force
 matthaus_c: wtf are all these students doing in the graveyard shift
 Mr_Horrible: the Paddles Return
novrdd: 
 matthaus_c: Kenta's buttons are SO misaligned
dm818: That guy does have huge hands
 Fanklok: Like Andre the Giant drinking a beer
 Mr_Horrible: you need to utilize more forced perspective, Adam 
johnnylongtorso: is this a CCP-themed boy band?
 ckupf: Is the horror part of the game?
 ckupf: this the*
 circusofkirkus: customer service is the real horror
 NotCainNorAbel: the horror is this is reality
 Getter404: stroopwaffels?
 iDangero: I think we found the horror
phoenixletmeuseadashd: German too iirc
 WiJohn: Eggo
LPS_97: Eggo's
   Anubis169: it's a waffle with more HFCS
 zefinderus: bigggg
 hyperialguard: Awful Waffles?
 FarleyF: American Waffles are red white and blue
Lysander_salamander: the square ones?
 Fanklok: That's all waffles
 SchalaKitty: Customer service is the true horror
johnnylongtorso: American waffle, get away from me
 RatherLargeToad: American waffles!  Stay away from meeee-eeee!
15__uwu__02: This is so horrifying
 Mr_Horrible: "the little waffley guys"
 FarleyF: and when you bite into them you hear a bald eagle cry
 Darleysam: you know, like american pizza
  Sarah_Serinde: no they are not
silenceaux: Belgian waffles are really tall iirc
 SchalaKitty: Belgium ones are the really thicc ones
 lochnessseammonster: eggos do
 superdude097: Belgian Waffles have DEEPER syrup recepticals
ItsThugDimmadome: No they're just biga and square
 spethycakes: Belgian waffles are absolutely not like pancakes
johnnylongtorso: Belgian waffles are even more waffley
 Fanklok: @FarleyF You mean a red hawk cry?
 PhuzNutz: Stroopwafel?
 WiJohn: Like other waffles but heavily armed
 itira: pumpkin cake slaps
Favre_the_Undead: belgian waffles are the tall ones
  Sarah_Serinde: belgian waffles are made from different batter than pancakes and very much still have the waffle shape
 Mr_Horrible: "That's just the ghost"
 hieroglyphica: Belgian waffles have little sugar crystals in them because they use this round thick sugar
 Orlantia: Cake = lil' guy
silenceaux: He's singing it
Lysander_salamander: approximately
 saucemaster5000: I can explain the differences in waffles and why they are "american waffles" in japan, but it's not worth it
patrick_stonecrusher: With Log Cabin Nothing Like Maple Syrup Flavored Corn Sauce
 SnackPak_: rip
 hieroglyphica: So imagine them as like American waffles but sweeter and served with a bunch of toppings like a crepe
  Juliamon: two easy orders, and then the fucking Ginyu Force clown show
johnnylongtorso: here, have a stale muffin, get the hell out
 DrLigmaPhD: "Sis..."?  LGBTQ rep
 Fanklok: Strawberry Churro????
ItsThugDimmadome: mmmm azuki beans.....
 Tangsm: You didn't even use the tongs
 Seth_Erickson: that quiche sounds good
 Fanklok: Semper Fi and Pumpkin Pie
 saucemaster5000: cheese on apple pie is goated
 itira: 
 Seth_Erickson: oh lord she got that thang on
 circusofkirkus: locked and loaded
ItsThugDimmadome: lactaid in a holster
 iDangero: just cheese and fix it later
 Fanklok: If it's aged enough the cheese may be fine
 saucemaster5000: Mom hands you a roll before your date "remember to be safe"
DoubleNterprises: Hey, y'all.  How goes it?
Lysander_salamander: nice
 matthaus_c: hawk tuah and lactaid on that thang
 circusofkirkus: get 'em young
 Mathwyn: Minor potion of lactose tolerance
 electric_claire: Jordynne, you are a national treasure.
 Kramburger: One of my wife's friends had a tray of lactaid at their wedding
 circusofkirkus: Adam, you're a local treasure
 Kidror: Jordynne is the new favourite
 matthaus_c: you're a provincial treasure
DoubleNterprises: Dale!
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Darleysam: regional treasure
 electric_claire: Adam, that's because you're a hometown hero.
 niccus: you're not allowed to be an international treasure due to your constant aggression against australia
30teracyte: I think adam still qualifies as a treasure out in castlegar
 bytecaster: It's always a little free form
DoubleNterprises: Oh right.  I remember this.
15__uwu__02: Nah, the constant aggression against australia is justified lmao
Lysander_salamander: nice
 circusofkirkus: did you commit to the bit too much
 Fanklok: Did you steal it from Wheeler?
ItsThugDimmadome: lIke WAHeeler
Lysander_salamander: delightful
 gamercat88: so good
 lochnessseammonster: 
ItsThugDimmadome: wooooooooooow
 itira: 
 thraximore: 
 iDangero: you hate that you love it
DoubleNterprises: No notes
 xantos69: 50 Here is my commitment to your bit.
 hotgreenflames:   
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
 Orlantia: That's amazing
 PhuzNutz: AAAaaaaah, that was the context I was missing when I popped into that stream
mulligan2six: "please sir, I need this for clopping"
 niccus: ok now THAT'S commitment to the bit
Lysander_salamander: cool rock
 shendaras: Treasure.
ItsThugDimmadome: @mulligan2six *bonk*
 Fanklok: Give her a cinder block
 Darleysam: here, a brick
theambivalentagender: When I was a kid I found a railway spike at my sister's house and tried to take it with me on the plane because I thought it was neat. TSA did not think it was neat.
josh___something: SCP -42069
 matthaus_c: gen-uine
 iDangero: cinderblocks for enrichment
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 circusofkirkus: 
 DaFhaye: If you have to refer to yourself as alpha you aren't
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
ItsThugDimmadome: 
 BusTed: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 itira:  gottem
josh___something: AHAHAHAH
 freshmaker__: imagine youre a customer here and you've just got the cashiers standing there yapping, not doing your order.
 Kidror: Paul's gonna have it come in here and separate Jordynne and Adam for talking too much
 matthaus_c: kicked off MILF Island
 itira: and look at you now
 groovemancery: kicked off the island
 Mathwyn: @freshmaker__ one cashier talking to themselves in two different voices
 lochnessseammonster: yapper for life
 DaFhaye: Does yap mean something that I don't know. Because it just sounds like the word yap
15__uwu__02: Damn bro, my barista just spaced out for 10 minutes lmao
josh___something: My barista just had a whole ass conversation with themself, damn
DoubleNterprises: Ice, milk macha powder, whip cream, *burp*.  Op.  Shoulda had lactaid.
 itira: immediately leaves the other fridge open
 matthaus_c: put the lime on the coconut
 DaFhaye: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 freshmaker__: chiffon deez nuts
 DaFhaye: woops
josh___something: Type of cake
 itira: @DaFhaye hello cat
satyropodobny: rat within rat without
 saucemaster5000: I have brie, salami and crackers right now
The_Voices: i have a wheel of bree in my fridge
ItsThugDimmadome: Baked brie with fruit yeah
Astramentha: Wow
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 DrLigmaPhD: Camembert is my no.1
 BusTed: as one does
 DaFhaye: @itira No my push to talk haha
ItsThugDimmadome: To hide from God
 saucemaster5000: how did he hear you through the blanket???
 Strebenherz: couple of mice eating cheese too loud
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 DaFhaye: That's amazing
 itira: @DaFhaye 
Lysander_salamander: ham under the blanket
 IanAllenBird: you were eating ham in james' kitchen?
 ckupf: that's because she's from HAMilton
 spethycakes: talk about commitment to the bite
Lysander_salamander: yes
Astramentha: You need TWO people doing it with bread
josh___something: Oh no
 DrLigmaPhD: Howw are you spelling that?
 GasCityGaming: it wasn't liking cucumbers?
Lysander_salamander: o/
 gamercat88: ut oh
 BusTed: oh yeah
  Juliamon: here we go
 hieroglyphica: I was banned from having ice in my drinks after 11pm
 saucemaster5000: oh crap I remember this story
 LiminalGoose: oh no. I remember this
 djalternative: cocaine bread?
TreeGamer35: oh boy
  Juliamon: bulk dinner rolls
josh___something: Oh right, this story
 hieroglyphica: Ah the honeycomb thing?
 itira:  ewww
15__uwu__02: I've pissed of my roommate by eating tuna in the kitchen 
 circusofkirkus: quit flirting with the food
LittleVesuvius: what happened
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh right this story 
 BorealMage: The king's bread
LittleVesuvius: oh no
 circusofkirkus: time to disembowel some buns
 hieroglyphica: I've pissed off people by eating canned salmon and frozen peas. I'm apparently what's wrong with the world
 IanAllenBird: Nooo
Astramentha: D:
LittleVesuvius: oooooh noooooooo i recall this story
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Fanklok: Damn are Jordynne and Adam related?
 Grevas13: plot twist: this story happened last year
satyropodobny: cat pilled behavior
 gundamschwing: One night in college, leaving the bar, Bryce pulled up to the bar in his pickup with a big ass hen of the woods mushroom, like 30lbs of mushroom and was cutting chunks for people to take home. I apparently took some home and in my drunken stupor made mushroom quesadillas, I woke up the next morning with a trail of tortillas leading from my bed to the kitchen.
Lysander_salamander: yeah coke is weird tasting.  Like, a metallic aftertaste
Astramentha: @fanklok it's ADHD, bestie
 gibbousm: after recently having both, I'm honestly a Pepsi person over Coke
 gibbousm: and Starry over Sprite
josh___something: ADHD is a hell of drug
 lochnessseammonster: amazing
Lysander_salamander: yeah makes sense to me
 GasCityGaming: this is not a crime, i deem it so
TreeGamer35: @josh___something yarp
 bytecaster: "That's just what Jordynne does"
josh___something: God bless you Jordynne
 BusTed: just a precocious little child
 Orlantia: Jordynne is a fuckin cryptid
 DrLigmaPhD: I am 50% Sicilian and I assure you I am extremely white
Lysander_salamander: ah, the "not my problem" sort of thing
 iDangero: just hanging out, casually sipping coke from a warm dinner roll
 Strebenherz: long workday, this is good chuckles.  thank y'all
DoubleNterprises: The "somebody else's problem" field
 Darleysam: 🤌
 gamercat88: throwing the bread behind the couch is the best
josh___something: I... Well
 GasCityGaming: ViCo
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 SnackPak_: that sounds rad
 lochnessseammonster: i used to scoop out the middle of the wonder bread and squish it into a ball and eat that
josh___something: Nvm, I've done some really weird shit with food. i have no legs to stand on here
 hieroglyphica: I do that NOW
josh___something: @darleysam o/
 xVeinFirex: I would get pepperoni pizza and eat the pepperoni separate from the pizza but not plain cheese pizza because it was different
 ContingentCat: Oh hey Jordynne for the Nopes!
 hieroglyphica: The grate is in my front room too, so if I got a solicitor I'm just screwed, I'm there in my bathrobe looking like a goblin
 Fanklok: One day in elementary school a few of us managed to convince like 7 kids to give us the peanut butter out of their crackers and rolled it all together into a giant ball
 Darleysam: @josh___something gamer
 Getter404: Salt's in the caramel already?
 ckupf: nuts are salty?
 MacbethSeemsSus: The salt was inside us all along.
 goombalax: Gamer provides the salt
 GhostValv: salt is stored in the hazeulnuts
goatprince: where's the solt???
LittleVesuvius: I think the hazelnut is meant to be the salt
 salamisuperstar: The salt was in the customers all along
 GasCityGaming: that move made me afraid of the dark when i was little
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LittleVesuvius: chocolate
LittleVesuvius: what
Mai_Andra: oh no... are caramel sauce and caramel syrup different...
 ThirdGames: It wants caramel syrup not caramel sauce
keltaklo: You did caramel sauce instead of syrup
LittleVesuvius: caramel syrup
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LittleVesuvius: coffee shop recipes are really hard
 lochnessseammonster: phone eats first
 saucemaster5000: "thanks for the 30 minute order"
 Fanklok: Senpai was right about you
 niccus: does this game have a horror component
LittleVesuvius: they are so unsettling
 Seth_Erickson: me and the boys band at the coffee shop
 ckupf: @niccus that was pretty horrifying to me
LittleVesuvius: is this a horror game or...?
DoubleNterprises: That car just did the Kansas City Shuffle!
 Grevas13: the filter on this game is weird.  it looks like they're going for a VHS thing, but this is very clearly not set in that era.
 salamisuperstar: Gotta stop off so Steve can get his Starbucks again
LittleVesuvius: i mean the models sure are creepy so
 CaptainSpam: Straight to business.  Good man.
keltaklo: It's got a horror thing - there was a lady who mentioned stalking
Lysander_salamander: He wants 20 expressos in a venti cup
keltaklo: But most of the horror is just these orders
 itira: LOL
 Seth_Erickson: They've got the bible opened to genesis and are just reading out names at the coffee shop
Lysander_salamander: wow
LittleVesuvius: ty. I tuned in a bit late
 Darleysam: the mixup
 lochnessseammonster: 
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 Seth_Erickson: man's still got it
 SnackPak_: 
keltaklo: You didn't put the steamed milk in
PadawanTK16: you didn't put the milk in
Lysander_salamander: I don't think it poured the milk
 janky_as_heck: you two aren't related, but your brain cells are
 thatguysteve2709: Didn't put milk in
DoubleNterprises: Boom, French Roasted
 itira: its your first day, it happens
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 HortonFearsACoup: One espresso please
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 GasCityGaming: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ImportantWrongStarOMGScoots-NKXCTXwXKxn0wVZ1
 Darleysam: you're putting the lid on before the milk
keltaklo: It just picks up the cup - gotta use all the surfaces
 IanAllenBird: this PB is ruined
 MacbethSeemsSus: Is this by the same people who made the burger place game?
 matthaus_c: there is nothing funnier than someone beefing it after going "check this shit"
Lysander_salamander: yay
satyropodobny: so the real horror was a job in the service industry all along
Lysander_salamander: just a weird guy doing tai chi at midnight
 salamisuperstar: Is that a threat?
 MAPBoardgames: Was he threatening you?
 Octonomicon: Trying that at work tomorrow
 Seth_Erickson: riveting
 DrLigmaPhD: Sir, I work in food service. It's all harassment. unless you tip 25% or more
 matthaus_c: the boy band
LittleVesuvius: man are all these people coming from a muddy place?
HiimDant: because opening shift will hate you
 Kramburger: Yo, the bibble
Lysander_salamander: ok
LittleVesuvius: great
 SnackPak_: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Neat
 goombalax: one time at timmies I had just mopped the floor and a bunch of dudes who were out mudding tried to come in, my supervisor cussed them out until they left
 Getter404: bwoooomp? Who said bwoooomp?
 Seth_Erickson: and the lord said, "though shalt not close the store, before you sweepth the floor"
 shendaras: TV on its own electrical grid
tachyondecay: They never showed Buffy sweeping up the dust after staking a vampire
LittleVesuvius: why do the registers have power and nothing else?
 FarleyF: wheres the bathroom - if you ask beejs it's out in the forest or by the local bus stop
 Seth_Erickson: harass service employees?
patrick_stonecrusher: Conan O'Brian's pranking you
 matthaus_c: I hope I get to design my own ghost fashion
 Getter404: Oh they're gonna dock you like a month's pay for that milk
 DrLigmaPhD: So if I know I'm gonna become a ghost I'm wearing an assless Waluigi fit
 DoctorHutch: the ghost is a sheet thing is from burial shrouds
 FarleyF: you know what i want a ghost fashion parade - watch how fashion evolved through the ages
YeomanAres: The true horror is customer service industry
 goombalax: @matthaus_c *Dies* "Welcome to The Sims 5
 GasCityGaming: they throw out the roast chickens after 3 hours
 GasCityGaming: did when my dad worked there anyway
 Seth_Erickson: no we finished up and went home brother
 Strebenherz: once the customer leaves your line of sigh you don't know what they've done or not done
 goombalax: if people knew how much Loblaws wasted there would be riots
mulligan2six: Had someone return turkeys that they had bought 10 minutes ago. had to throw out 6 large turkeys. It was sad.
 Seth_Erickson: I'd die before I walk across a bridge like that
 Nigouki: superstore, nofrills
LittleVesuvius: is anyone else's stream zooming itself out slowly?
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean
 itira: 
 GasCityGaming: my dad worked in the freezer section at walmart and if stuff was out of the cooler for 15 minutes it had to hit the bin
 goombalax: Galen Weston tho
 Nigouki: probably something else on west coast?
 Getter404: Of Bob Loblaw's Law Blog?
 niccus: you're the canadian here
LittleVesuvius: or is my computer acting up
 goombalax: used to be
 DeM0nFiRe: Guy's named blah blah blah
 goombalax: now its the Westons
 GasCityGaming: i do not go "bob loblaw"
 BusTed: Arrested Development reference
 lochnessseammonster: robert
 FarleyF: of the new england blah blahs
dm818: BlahBlahBlah?
 itira: living under a rock i say
 Blakemcm: have you check out his Blog?
 DrLigmaPhD: Robert Loblaw, excuse you
 ArdCollider: bob dobalina
 Blakemcm: its the Bob lob law's law blog
 ArdCollider: mr. bob dobalina
30teracyte: the owner of loblaws is galen weston
 Seth_Erickson: you've been bamboozled
 GasCityGaming: it's most chains
  Sarah_Serinde: It's not the worst in terms of quality but also they're the worst
 ContingentCat: TIL Lolaws isn't canada wide
 goombalax: boycott
 GasCityGaming: superstore is loblaws
 FarleyF: oh loblaws - gotya
 Seth_Erickson: 
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 niccus: loblaws are the people who did the no name brand
 lochnessseammonster: yep
 Kuhfeek: Zehrs is loblaws
 itira: yeah superstore is owned by loblaws
 GasCityGaming: anywhere you can get President's choice or no name is loblaws owned
  Sarah_Serinde: Shoppers Drug Mart is also owned by them these days
30teracyte: real canadian superstore is also loblaws owned
 goombalax: also found out T&T is owned by Lobs which was really sad to boycott
 Strebenherz: waht
 Kidror: Okay now she's lost me
  Sarah_Serinde: yeah, yeah they own T&T too
  Sarah_Serinde: Loblaws owns a lot of things
 SnackPak_: the seat thing?
 FarleyF: think Gremlins
 hyperialguard: stairlifts go up walls
 itira: hahahaaaaaaaa
 hyperialguard: perfectly normal thing to say
 SnackPak_: oh my god
 Getter404: They have a brand name?
 ContingentCat: Lol I love that
 GasCityGaming: omg Jordynne.....
josh___something: Jordynne
 ThirdGames: Loblaw's was founded by Theodore Pringle Loblaw. While not as funny as Bob Loblaw is still pretty great
LittleVesuvius: OH lol i just got that
Plasterboard: got em
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Darleysam: that's a very good expression
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, I'm on Adam's side here. 
 ButterBall000: gottem
josh___something: I hate how good that is
Lysander_salamander: good one
 thatguysteve2709: You officially win the internet
 FarleyF: ok we need Jordynne to do the round trip on each show now
ANeMzero: Choosing to believe it is the same Acorn that made the ARM processor
 Getter404: Hey, sometimes you need to jog your memory
 Fanklok: But they constantly move things at Costco
  QuixoticScrivener: So, is the horror just capitalism?
 salamisuperstar: Maybe those dog treats looking good
 DrLigmaPhD: To pet other peoples dogs
 bytecaster: Agreed!
 GasCityGaming: @QuixoticScrivener always has been
 ButterBall000: I try to stick to a list when grocery shopping but I will wander for hours in a home depot
 ContingentCat: That's fine with me, people who block the aisle with their cart drive me all the way onto the ceiling, have some awareness
 Getter404: @QuixoticScrivener It starts getting creepy relatively quickly under "normal" conditions
saucemaster5000: I help my dad grocery shop when I visit -- I give him "a list" which is like two things I know he knows where they are and I get everything else so he feels like he is helping but we can get tf out of there
 Gaelan_Maestro: now i want spring rolls
 Seth_Erickson: Bobby-chan what are you doing here
 DrLigmaPhD: It's ok dad
  QuixoticScrivener: @Seth_Erickson Visiting his uncle Junichiro.
 BrowneePointz: he doesn’t say Dad
 Fanklok: That's Bobby Hill (Drawfee) put through one of those age up apps
 BrowneePointz: Bobby says “Dayud!”
 ContingentCat: I hate the "don't be sorry do better" yeah I can't do that right away
 matthaus_c: Bobby after smoking a pack a day for 20 years
johnnylongtorso: hungy boy
 Ravensfest: He looks like he's wearing someone else's face over his face.
ANeMzero: omg they have yellow mustard
 goombalax: like the TF2 spy mask
Dmc3628: Jordynne and Adam the chaotic duo I never knew I needed
DoubleNterprises: I can get pocky anytime I go to Woodmans.  Toppo, on the other hand...
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ah! Riddle me this!
Lysander_salamander: hey girl hey
ANeMzero: hey girl
johnnylongtorso: Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAKE!
 matthaus_c: it IS Bobby
 Fanklok: You can probably put the sticker on at the counter next to the display case instead of walking it across the room to put a sticker on
 Getter404: 'ey girl. 'Ey,
Mai_Andra: That boy ain't right.
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 MacbethSeemsSus: Yo girl, you haunted?
 ContingentCat: lol rude
ANeMzero: We're all haunted
 saucemaster5000: yo bae you haunty?
 bytecaster: Actually, yes! I am haunted
 matthaus_c: late huh?
SnowBuddy18: Barista's haunted *cocks gun*
 DrLigmaPhD: Saying "Hey girl" relies desperately on inflection. Straight "hey girl"? Cursed. Queer "Hey girl"? Formal ggreeting
johnnylongtorso: that boy ain't right
 IvanRussel: I am haunted, thanks for noticing!
DoubleNterprises: I mean, couldn't hurt to ask.  Nine plots out of ten are driven forward by the contrivance of non-communication...
josh___something: "... And that's why... Capitalism" Dan Olson, Desert Bus 2024
ANeMzero: maintain eye contact
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Lysander_salamander: plus milk?
Lysander_salamander: is this Clockwork Orange?
josh___something: Al pacino
 MacbethSeemsSus: Vanilla Al Pacino
silenceaux: Cold Al Pacino
josh___something: It did
 ContingentCat: Good job
peyodogo: oh man i shouldnt be watching this game while on a nightshift huh
DoubleNterprises: Yes, because if you do a Steiner Math promo, it's all about Sacrifice
DoubleNterprises: *specifically Sacrifice 2008
keltaklo: [;'''''''''''
Dmc3628: the numbers dont lie
 GasCityGaming: that's open to the air!
Lysander_salamander: whyyyyy
 ContingentCat: YES
squ3e: Have we found the horror yet, or is the horror minimum wage service industry jobs
keltaklo: Sorry, cat
 itira: i am aware of these things yes
 Darleysam: how many steps removed is that from watertok?
15__uwu__02: wtf, what
 NotCainNorAbel: I wish i had that level of problems
 IanAllenBird: shrimp internet
 hyperialguard: It is like the see-through Game Boy. But juice.
15__uwu__02: Is that actually a thing?
TheOtherElephant: I think this is the most disturbed Adam has been all day -- and that's saying something.
 GasCityGaming: "fridgescaping" is a thing apparently
 FarleyF: hello keltaklo's kitty
 DrLigmaPhD: I fucking hate the glass cartons thing.
 empyreon: gotta have that pinterest-worthy crisper drawer
 SchalaKitty: Fridge-scaping and such
 brainbosh: Yeah, Fridgescaping
 gamercat88: yes
 ContingentCat: and they take the snack foods and put them in cute different clear boxes
 Seth_Erickson: is it the car crash one?
violetblight: LOL
 LostThePirate: fridgescaping is a thing, lol, my friend has sent me vids
Lysander_salamander: wait is that safeforwork?
 Stormgod519: oh Hi Jordynne!
  Juliamon: it's SO GOOD
theambivalentagender: Bro this isn't even dog-internet
  QuixoticScrivener: did Ben complete his Tier List homework?
 Stormgod519: hi Chat!
goatprince: jordynne is aware of so many circles withing circles of the internet we mortals can't fathom
 ContingentCat: @Lysander_salamander we won't kinkshame
 Seth_Erickson: if it's the one I'm thinking of it's great
Lysander_salamander: oh it's not the pornhub one
DoubleNterprises: Right.  Did they ever do the Tier list?
keltaklo: @FarleyF She's a big fan of the show
 DrLigmaPhD: I like to think you've canonically stopped to do this in game too
 Stormgod519: pfft
 Strebenherz: what about this stream has been "tight schedule" (Banter has been fantastic though)
 IanAllenBird: oh right
 BusTed: 
 betweenmyself: Adam did not realize he would be going down *all* the internet rabbit holes this stream
josh___something: 
 Stormgod519: so. many. pipes...
 protojman: 
 ContingentCat:  whyyy
 Xiff_: ok
 protojman: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 DaFhaye: That was good
DoubleNterprises: He lays good pipe.
ANeMzero: Ian voice: clang clang clang
 PhuzNutz: m for sanity
 ContingentCat: Are there girlfriend ones? Asking for a lesbian?
 Seth_Erickson: is it from the same account that did the asmr boyfriend car crash one?
 BrowneePointz: do you have the one of cute barista tries to flirt with you, but she drops the coffee on herself and blinds herself
 Strebenherz: what
 ContingentCat:  nice
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Seth_Erickson: they're innovating
 Stormgod519: 
Astramentha: Give them business number
 Ravensfest: That's a mannequin.
Mai_Andra: "My people need me..."
Lysander_salamander: ew
 Stormgod519: well that's creepy
 empyreon: eughhhhhhhhh
 BrowneePointz: Yeah, the first one I heard was a barista, flirting with you, but she’s clumsy and spills coffee on herself and gets blinded
violetblight: you got 15 metal pipes to drop?
DoubleNterprises: Well, we found the horror
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 Darleysam: sir you're getting a spittuccino
 PhuzNutz: KInda thinking Venetian Snares would be a better soundtrack to this game, eh?
 Seth_Erickson: get this man out of here
 ContingentCat: give phone number of your ex
 matthaus_c: this guy would shit in your pants while you sleep
josh___something: Buddy, you're NEGATIVE rizz
 Stormgod519: please give him a fake number
Astramentha: Poison him
patrick_stonecrusher: My hert!
 LostThePirate: So... Is the horror in this game just the service industry?
 Getter404: Never give them a fake number, there's always the chance they'll dial it right there and escalate the situation further
  Juliamon: it keeps the coffee warm
DoubleNterprises: Where's the investigator when you need him?  We found the harrassment
 ContingentCat: But it's deliscious
 djalternative: Adam's learning my apin
 djalternative: pain*
 DrLigmaPhD: Adam that's like 90% of coffee shop drinks
 PhuzNutz: barista he was never
 public_key_reveal_party: Adam is actually getting good at the job
 Stormgod519: hmmmmmmmmmm
Getter404: Sir... sir your elbows
 Stormgod519: wow that posture..
 DeM0nFiRe: power move tbh. Sit IN the table 5 feet away from the counter
 djalternative: also I can tell this person isn't a barista because the caramel macchiato recipe is wrong
 Stormgod519: dude is floating
josh___something: You've never heard Uniqlo?
 DaFhaye: Pretty good shop
 PhuzNutz: Oh man, hit on his date and get some contacts
 DrLigmaPhD: Come back wwith better drip, then you can get my numer
 Getter404: Wide mouth, could be a tip jar?
Mai_Andra: Uniqlo has collabs with Street Fighter 6.  You can wear a shirt.
 matthaus_c: demon core
 superdude097: Slit cut into the lid makes that coffee on the counter look like a tip cup
 e_bloc: get a mop and a bucket
 PhuzNutz: degens not cleaning up their sheet
 matthaus_c: yes
 Strebenherz: yes
 Seth_Erickson: yes but only because I work retail currently
  Juliamon: No, I don't know if they were coming back for it
dm818: I would be too worried that someone had forgotten their coffee
 salamisuperstar: ^^
 saucemaster5000: I point out the cup to the manager and say "hey you should clean this up"
JuneBlue58: I do that but at the grocery store. I'll take all the baskets at the self-service register with me and throw away any abandoned receipts
KeytarCat: If it's there when I sit down and there when I finish, I'll toss it on my way out
 ContingentCat: oh like when we hear about a Beej thing
 Getter404: Photo?
 ContingentCat: I'd break up with someone over that lol
 PhuzNutz: i'ts a good one
 Getter404: Dun dun dun
 Stormgod519: lolololol
 BusTed: 🐬 🐬 🐬
 Stormgod519: gaygaygaygaygay
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johnnylongtorso: spaceship-ass bathroom
 PhuzNutz: Put their face on a Wheatie's box and be a Caco.
 IanAllenBird: oooh
Astramentha: OMG luxury
 Kramburger: Yeah, but you're also short
brutusq13: that's premium
 ContingentCat: Oh wow top teir
Lysander_salamander: nice
 BusTed: It is evocative
 Darleysam: Friends episode-ass name
 Seth_Erickson: got him
 Stormgod519: oh no
 Getter404: sanic
 Stormgod519: dont like that
 matthaus_c: got his ass
 itira: 
Lysander_salamander: that startled me too
 saucemaster5000: GOTTEM
 shendaras: 
 Seth_Erickson: horror games still got it
brutusq13: cruising with her baby
trainpants: woof
 PhuzNutz: yuuuUUUuuuup
 Getter404: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Baby needed to fucking MOVE
 GasCityGaming: oh the baby flew about 47 feet out the pram on that stop
DoubleNterprises: Gotta parent fast
Astramentha: Makin my way downtown
Mai_Andra: 
 Kramburger: Jumpscares are cheap
 Seth_Erickson: you haven't made Adam run out of the room though
 PhuzNutz: Hey Martha. How;s it going?
josh___something: 1/0 is infinite KD
 Tangsm: Put a sweater on that kid
 Stormgod519: babby
 ContingentCat: 100% success, retire champion
 DrLigmaPhD: Why he got the Morticia Addams lighting?
 itira: learning early
 goombalax: he's doing T-rex fingers
 Seth_Erickson: yeah it works
SnowBuddy18: ready to take a picture
Lysander_salamander: thanks
YeomanAres: 0 the
 Stormgod519: "iPad Maxing" 
josh___something: Jordynne has the infinite KD
Lysander_salamander: one night, will it be a different car?
johnnylongtorso: there are many others like it, but only this one is mine
 PhuzNutz: Too toned not chubby enough of a baby
 couchboyj: Mentally training to start trading crypto 16 hours a day
Mai_Andra: ♪ as I drive away ♪
 GasCityGaming: we working in a coffee shop, have a car and a place of our own, we doin alright
Mai_Andra: in cars ♫
 Stormgod519: I probably would...
 itira: wow...
 IanAllenBird: oof
 Stormgod519: oh...
trainpants: dang
 Stormgod519: wow
DoubleNterprises: Wow, EFF this guy
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 SnackPak_: daaaang
JuneBlue58: And this is where we quit on the spot.
SnowBuddy18: oh, I'm dead
 LiminalGoose: wow
 Stormgod519: What a fucking jerk
 Tangsm: Slash his tires
 Kramburger: I'm a Hokkaido nine
Astramentha: New plan, murder him
 LiminalGoose: I'm not gonna cry if the stalker stabs senpai on his way to murder us
 Darleysam: you got that skibidi okinawa rizz
josh___something: Can we throw the whole senpai out?
 Stormgod519: Worker's Comp! Worker's Comp! Worker's Comp!
 Stormgod519: oh nooooooo
satyropodobny: We were a ghost all along!
 SnackPak_: who needs personal space?
Lysander_salamander: dang I want churros now
 DrLigmaPhD: Churros? In a cafe in Japan?
 IanAllenBird: yike
keltaklo: Damn, Remi, chill
Lysander_salamander: I've never tried the filled churros
JuneBlue58: This is some yiiikes writing.
 FarleyF: i kind of would like to stir a hot chocolate with a cinnamon churro
 Stormgod519: Um, noooo
goatprince: go in there
 ContingentCat: please do not fuck the milk
Lysander_salamander: here we go
 FarleyF: backcheck forecheck paycheck
 Stormgod519: hi Matt
josh___something: Please tell me there are speedruns for this game
 matthaus_c: Closing Shift Roguelike mode
 awildshen: it's efficient because it's cream and sugar
Mai_Andra: "Whipped, not stirred."
SnowBuddy18: it's like hot chocolate with whipped cream
josh___something: Please tell me this cafe sim horror game has a sub 10 minute Any% run
 FarleyF: @josh___something https://www.speedrun.com/the_closing_shift - average time 21 minutes
josh___something: HELL YEAH
Lysander_salamander: I don't get whipped cream as a topping.  Like, once you drink it now you have a whole bunch of cream
SnowBuddy18: yeah
SnowBuddy18: "oh, I'll get you next time"
ANeMzero: workin down at the coffee library, it's my very first job
ANeMzero: Oh, it's Taiga Saejima from Yakuza
 Getter404: More like 3 flat these days but yeah
josh___something: Love weird gamers speedrunning niche horror games
 ckupf: 111 Yen to 1 CAD
josh___something: Sir
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Seth_Erickson: no you want to drink hot to help keep your internal temperature up
 Fanklok: Seen any ghosts? I don't play Destiny
 LiminalGoose: my dude you have got to stop asking strangers about ghosts
Lysander_salamander: wow this freaking guy
 DrLigmaPhD: I drink hot coffee until it's over 100ºF
josh___something: Can we... Take him out back and shoot this man
 gibbousm: So being poor makes you see ghosts?
 matthaus_c: it's not even alphabetical
 Fanklok: Alphabetical duh
 itira: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
josh___something: ADAM
novrdd: 
 Stormgod519: ADAM!~
 saucemaster5000: they're the monster from willow!
SnowBuddy18: sirs, are you okay?
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 itira: hahahaaaa
 DaFhaye: hehehe
 IanAllenBird: kmjnkmjnjk
Lysander_salamander: yes adam yes
 Kramburger: They're one for one
GayGhostPrince: oh i like this game
 Darleysam: one jumpscare, one scream laugh, it's 1-1
GayGhostPrince: it's been a while but im supposed to be studying so i cant hang out
GayGhostPrince: have a nice night, gamers!
 GasCityGaming: ones a latte ones a little eh?
goatprince: we're doing what to icarus
Lysander_salamander: if his wings were made of spun sugar and chocolate
 Fanklok: The imaginary milk will go bad
 Kramburger: We're not paying to cool the neighbourhood
 matthaus_c: no soy because all our customers are sigma
 Seth_Erickson: that's not the same guy
UtilityPunk:  Icarus flew too close to the espresso machine and burned out
 saucemaster5000: the bussy
 Seth_Erickson: the guy we gave the number was blonde
 Kramburger: Tablussy
 spethycakes: bussy the tussy
Lysander_salamander: oh myyyy
 MacbethSeemsSus: Reeeeeemix
 matthaus_c: bussypilled and tablemaxxing
 Seth_Erickson: my man be bussin
KeytarCat: Chillabussino
 LostThePirate: So... Is the horror in this game just the mundane horror of the service industry?
Lysander_salamander: yeah
JuneBlue58: Literally every time I see a retail work simulator.
 LurkerSpine: I feel that way about Powerwash Simulator
 Mathwyn: Thats how I feel about Card Shop Simulator too
  Juliamon: Happy's Humble Burger Farm
johnnylongtorso: I worked at a passport office at the time Papers Please was popular
 GasCityGaming: totally not playing TCG sim RIGHT now lol
 DrLigmaPhD: TBH it's not that close to my barista experience
videogameprotagonist: @LostThePirate theres a horror subplot but thats the gameplay yeah
patrick_stonecrusher: I be steady bussin (tables)
 matthaus_c: have a happy hamburger day!
Mai_Andra: Wonder what Toe is doing tonight...
 Fanklok: It's the ghost spooling up
 Strebenherz: in before another toilet attack
 LostThePirate: @GasCityGaming TCG Sim is just dopamine hits from opening pack, though, lol
 Fanklok: roof?
 Getter404: Poke it with a stick?
Lysander_salamander: oh hi
novrdd: 
Lysander_salamander: yay
Astramentha: 🙄🙄🙄
johnnylongtorso: flowers, known for their smiles
 Seth_Erickson: zero percent chance that actually works
 djalternative: I'm going to bed. night all
 DrLigmaPhD: K or C?
 LurkerSpine: Lucas, from streets?
Lysander_salamander: a little bit of Cyranno
novrdd: 
Astramentha: So you have him homework
Astramentha: gave*
 Fanklok: Good job wing manning your friend
 Kramburger: I had someone leave me a note with a rap on it threatening to kill me because I'd 'stolen' the girl he liked
 bytecaster: 8 years?!?!
Astramentha: Awwwwwwwww
 Strebenherz: PFT
novrdd: @kramburger 
ThorSokar: IDK, do you want acid?
 ckupf: Wait Lucas the Acid dealer?
JuneBlue58: Probably dodged a bullet there.
 Strebenherz: and you technically, are not getting paid to dunk on him xD
 Fanklok: Named after the guy that ruined Star WArs
 Blakemcm: sandblast!
 bytecaster: PK Acid
 Stormgod519: pfft
 Strebenherz: whoop that was miphrased sorry
 matthaus_c: sandblast!
 Kidror: They're just small guys from Memphis
 lochnessseammonster: 
mulligan2six: Luke was my high school bully
SnowBuddy18: Luke Skywalker was also pretty whiny
MagusoftheCards: ow
 PhuzNutz: Luke from the diner needed to step up a little more
 public_key_reveal_party: Jordynne will start a story and I will follow it along but it will suddenly take 7 left turns and end with me in a ditch
MagusoftheCards: my feelings
JuneBlue58: He's a Skywalker, it's not his fault. They're dramatic by nature.
DoubleNterprises: I liked running Lucas in Smash
 BorealMage: I'll take it, ship the snow to me
johnnylongtorso: nuclear winter
 Seth_Erickson: snow haters smh
 saucemaster5000: has anyone met someone named dennis who WASN'T annoying?
novrdd: 
 Gaelan_Maestro: its snowing in manitoba right now
novrdd: The car
 Getter404: Well at least she didn't have to scrape her windows
 darkcyril: We're getting our first snow right now. It's supposed to snow all night and most of tomorrow. I hate it.
Lysander_salamander: It might snow later this week where I am
 lochnessseammonster: it's been stupid warm in ottawa
 Strebenherz: the car might be on fire
 Stormgod519: i forgot adam hates snow
 FarleyF: yeah come down to mad max land - we would kill for snow down here
 Seth_Erickson: time to take the buss
silenceaux: Well, time to call your boss and say you'll be late
trainpants: I just applied to be a ski instructor earlier today, can't wait for snow
 NotCainNorAbel: time to get stabby on the bus
 Stormgod519: Me
 BorealMage: I love snow, dude
 zefinderus: me
 Strebenherz: i like it
 Seth_Erickson: Snow is great always
TomatoKigu: …I love snow
trainpants: meee
 itira: i like snow :))
 FarleyF: *raises hand*
 superdude097: I used to feel like that about but lately I've been home sick and have been missing it
 ThirdGames: I love snow
 empyreon: I like it if I don't have to leave the house
 Strebenherz: I like it within reason
Lysander_salamander: eugh
 e_bloc: I love snow as long as I don't have to drive in it
 LurkerSpine: I love snow. Without snow, you can't ski
ThorSokar: I like snow, and the quiet it brings
 Stormgod519: yeah
 MacbethSeemsSus: Snows nice while falling. On the ground it sucks.
 Gaelan_Maestro: same in manitoba
Riandisa: I like snow
 Stormgod519: I do like snow
 protojman: it's fun till it's inconvenient rite
 Strebenherz: negative 10 is too much for me
Nickiatori: I like snow cause it makes my dog happy, southern alberta here
silenceaux: I associate snow with warmer temperatures than that tbh
Jturbobanana: favorite episode of let’s nope… ever.
 VeryBadLifeChoices: negative 40 sounds like it should be illegal
Lysander_salamander: yeah
 xVeinFirex: I like snow, but not the sheets of ice that comes with it
 matthaus_c: I'd simply not have a face
 Seth_Erickson: I love the way snow looks and the quiet that follows it
 NotCainNorAbel: I love the cold, weather that can kill you is my jam
 Larkonus: Ok but what's that in Kelvin? (/j)
 lochnessseammonster: yeah but it's snowier when it's mild
Lysander_salamander: mood
 e_bloc: tbf I live in Maryland where it snows like three times a year
ThorSokar: yea, breathing at -40 is ROUGH
 DrLigmaPhD: I'm from Phoenix so snow is exciting now that I live where it lands.
novrdd: 18'C is too cold for me 
 LostThePirate: I like snow, but I'd like it more if I didn't live at the top of a steep hill and have a car with front wheel drive...
Lysander_salamander: I don't know that video
 lochnessseammonster: the minus 40 is when the snow is beyond frozen
 KharadBanar: Have you ever tried not having a face, just to see what it‘s like?
videogameprotagonist: @novrdd same
 FarleyF: 233.15 Kelvin - now thats a high number
KeytarCat: That's the version I saw first!
 GasCityGaming: graduated witha Kelvin
 MacbethSeemsSus: Mawp
ThorSokar: 0 kelvin is absolute zero
 Seth_Erickson: tinnitus experience
 FarleyF: hey japan wheres a mans romance
 Stormgod519: why is ears ringing...?
 DrLigmaPhD: You get flashbanged?
Nickiatori: sprained my ankle while walking my dog this morning and messed it up real bad, gonna watch a lot of Lrr streams the next few days
 Darleysam: who flashbanged the bus
 Getter404: Bus brakes?
 IanAllenBird: bus stop that gives you tinnitus
 LurkerSpine: mawp
DoubleNterprises: Yes you CAN just leave
 BorealMage: Wow I thought that was actually just my ears
 matthaus_c: Tinnitus is my favourite FF guy
 Darleysam: saloon doors on the moonbase
 FarleyF: Saloon style doors
Nickiatori: what about a rotating door
 ckupf: Every day? That's a long commute Jordynne
 IanAllenBird: kmjnhuikmjn
 itira: LOL
 matthaus_c: he was cranking it in there
Lysander_salamander: Like Viggo Morgenstern in the Two Towers, doing the most dramatic entrance
Mai_Andra: What was he doing in there... on the clock...
 Stormgod519: pfft
Lysander_salamander: wow
 betweenmyself: saw a TikTok of someone who got the entire Gandpa Simpson “which was the style at the time” monologue tattooed on their arm/leg…  Was a long tattoo
novrdd: I endorse the idea
ThorSokar:  Jordynne hangs out in the REALLY weird places on the internet
 saucemaster5000: I've never seen helen keller and daredevil in the same room
Mai_Andra: ugh... people with the radio on loud in the drive-thru...
 DaFhaye: yeah?
josh___something: Adam turned into perry the platypus
Lysander_salamander: was there ever a warrior cats animated series?
UtilityPunk: "I hope this macchiato gives you diabetes" is the energy I'm getting from Adam
DoubleNterprises: Nyeawoom
UtilityPunk: NYOOOOM
 matthaus_c: oh shit Junji Ito is in our store
SnowBuddy18: they took "beat it" to heart
DoubleNterprises: That not a sweater.  That's a giant scarf
 betweenmyself: ah just found it on youtube- Grandpa Simpson tattoo with audio: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj7qjLxZCm0
novrdd: 
dm818: How about a green tea latte and some waffles
  Juliamon: oh no she's a scammer
Lysander_salamander: the green tea and the waffle, the waffle and green tea
 DrLigmaPhD: So like a green tea fog or do you not want to say matcha?
 itira: 
 ContingentCat: will it keep that guy away?
SnowBuddy18: what the fuck?
DoubleNterprises: Sweet.  Free bracelt.
 Seth_Erickson: she got scammed 
 matthaus_c: nice lady
Mai_Andra: is this where Devil Hunter Yoko ended up
goatprince: men loving men, actually
Mai_Andra: still fighting evil
 ContingentCat: yuup it gets so confusing
Lysander_salamander: they count as a cult
 Stormgod519: lol
 MacbethSeemsSus: Ah yes, a men loving men scheme
 niccus: and marxism-leninism-maoism
 ButterBall000: That's me with CRT
goatprince: multi-level men
SnowBuddy18: so true
 DaFhaye: Isn't that a whole nother level of pyramid scheme?
josh___something: Or is it both
 Darleysam: men loving marketing
 matthaus_c: men-level marketing
 Seth_Erickson: it seems more like she's just an old person that got scammed, not quite a mlm girlie
 DrLigmaPhD: MLM MLM: A vertically distributed gay polycule
 niccus: just some mlm cbt
josh___something: Multi-loving men
videogameprotagonist: @DrLigmaPhD  
 FarleyF: i guess if they put a pyramid after MLM it helps make sence
Mai_Andra: mlm?  That's just Business.
 Seth_Erickson: it's green tea brother
Lysander_salamander: hecking expensive too
 itira: "steam me some miak"
 DrLigmaPhD: Bit of cheek in the wwinter
novrdd: 
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 IanAllenBird: oh nooo
Lysander_salamander: that's terrible
 Tangsm: It is law that you tell someone when their skirt gets caught
 matthaus_c: boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I full moon on company time
 DrLigmaPhD: In fairness how the fuck do you approach telling someone theor whole ass is out?
 ContingentCat: rude lol
 public_key_reveal_party: Is everyone just hitting on you tonight?
tachyondecay: That happened to me at school. I'm a teacher. A student told me thankfully
 itira: jesus
 Stormgod519: damn
 IanAllenBird: jeez
 DaFhaye: I mean fair
 LiminalGoose: this is some red flags
 shurtal: Ma'am, this is a Blendies
DoubleNterprises: MLM: Multi-Level Modelling
 Gaelan_Maestro: i was once told i could be a male model, then puberty hit HARD
 bytecaster: How many jobs have you had, Jordynne?
 DaFhaye: Sounds like free money to me
 ContingentCat: as a rule, if they ask for money it's a scam, capitalism is a scam
 Seth_Erickson: didn't put in the milk
 DrLigmaPhD: Ethical
 shendaras: Nope.
 shurtal: "rad. Holla holla get dolla" jordynne, probably
 ContingentCat: also be pretty
 Stormgod519: uhhhhhhhh
 DeM0nFiRe: uh?
 itira: uhnmmmm
 matthaus_c: break it down
  Juliamon: bro.........
silenceaux: This guy: going to the store
 public_key_reveal_party: Sir?
 DrLigmaPhD: Fuck it up
 spethycakes: yessss
 Nigouki: oh hey there Egashira
 ContingentCat: ummmmm
DoubleNterprises: NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO SERVICE
 MAPBoardgames: Not the creepiest guy tonight
 itira: what is happening
JuneBlue58: Right, this is the Ginyu.
 IanAllenBird: normal behavior
 Tangsm: Literally snowing
Lysander_salamander: work it
SnowBuddy18: sir?
ThorSokar: Is this the guy that sells the acid?!
 NotCainNorAbel: the store?
novrdd: 
 FarleyF: or bring in a pole
 Seth_Erickson: he's got moves you can't deny
 Strebenherz: was this a horror game or just channeling the energy of "going to the store"
 ContingentCat: um no
15__uwu__02: He's got moves tho
 DaFhaye: I was going to say just give him the coffee. Now call the cops
 Seth_Erickson: she's lawyer pilled
JuneBlue58: The horror is how misogynistic everyone is.
videogameprotagonist: asif him being shirtless is  the ONLY isssue here..
 public_key_reveal_party: @strebenherz it can be both
Mai_Andra: hehe... Penal code...
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Lysander_salamander: in the snow
SnowBuddy18: holy shit, knowing all this off the top of your head?
 matthaus_c: bro's getting frostbite
 MacbethSeemsSus: See what your boss did to the toilet.
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 Tangsm: One of those bags is just full of blenders
UtilityPunk: She knows from firsthand experience. It's how she got the starbuxcks job. Forced work for 6 monnths
 DrLigmaPhD: @SnowBuddy18 Spoken from repeated experience
 shurtal: Steamed Milk is the barrista version of Steamed Hams
 public_key_reveal_party: Adam after throwing out 6 blenders: "why is there so much trash?"
 ContingentCat: mmm floor milk
 DrLigmaPhD: @shurtal Nah, that's Shrek Juice
 Stormgod519: dont like that
 DeM0nFiRe: wat
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 Seth_Erickson: steamed milk
Mai_Andra: weird silent hill remake
 Mazrae: Did the manager use all of it when he "used the bathroom"
UtilityPunk: Boss phase 
 bytecaster: It's just a Latte
DoubleNterprises: Caramel sauce, steamed milk, the blood of the innocent
 Seth_Erickson: he's a machine
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hey, sleep paralysis demons need coffee too.
silenceaux: infinite latte works
 BusTed: In the zone
novrdd: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Hold up. Are we using drip in lattes???
 Strebenherz: neurons activted
 itira: omg im having flashbacks
 FarleyF: fast forward to the next weeks lets nope when it just Ben there, because Adam has quit streaming to work at the Parsonage
  Juliamon: DrLigmaPhD Worse, I think it's premade concentrate
UtilityPunk: Locked in, moisturized, in his lane, thriving
 Strebenherz: why is there a bussing "WRONG" buzzer
 DrLigmaPhD: @Juliamon I think if I saw a cafe do that IRL I'd combust
novrdd: 
 Strebenherz: oh hey cofffee demons
Lysander_salamander: oh ok
 matthaus_c: just in time
 shurtal: he's living on the roof, isn't he?
 Stormgod519: well then
 IanAllenBird: o7
 matthaus_c: it was a banger
 MrSarkhan:   
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!  Thanks for being here!
 lamina5432: thx
 lochnessseammonster: yep 
 shendaras: 
josh___something: Banger stream
 shurtal: one of the streams of all time
 public_key_reveal_party: That was a banger stream
patrick_stonecrusher:   
 Fanklok: Can't wait for it to feature heavily on the highlight reel
 matthaus_c: he's a natural
 wharra: Come back soon Jordynne 
 DrLigmaPhD: A baby to ake in a cake
 Seth_Erickson: is that from the lifting or the ropes
 Kipstar: gorilla hand for scale
 IanAllenBird: wuhoh
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 Nigouki: nooooooooooo
 GasCityGaming: you should get checked brah
Lysander_salamander: is that good?
 itira: you should get that checked out
goatprince: uh oh
josh___something: Is that... A compliment?
 Nigouki: it's supposed to be the size of a walnut
 matthaus_c: dedicated meow button
 DaFhaye: Big prostate and gotta run
 bytecaster: Why?
 Seth_Erickson: he's getting emails from BofA 👀
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 couchboyj: A prostate sized lemon, obv
 IanAllenBird: all of mine are fake order invoices
 ButterBall000: What are those called again?
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 Stormgod519: TY Jordynne!
 matthaus_c: thank you Jordynne!
 Blakemcm: Thanks Jordan!!!!
 spethycakes: Thank you, Jordynne!
 shurtal: Thank you jordynne
 DaFhaye: Thank you Jordynne
 protojman: thank you Jordynne!
 bytecaster: This was a lot of fun!
KeytarCat: Thank you Jordynne!
 Kuhfeek: ty
 Strebenherz: Thank you Jordynne!
 Nigouki: Thank you Jordynne!
 public_key_reveal_party: Thank you jordynne and Adam
 NotCainNorAbel: Thank you Jordynne for showing up
Astramentha: Thanks Jord 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
 superdude097: Thank you Jordynne!
UtilityPunk: "Locked in, moisturized, in his lane, thriving
josh___something: "Thank you jordynne for showing up
 e_bloc: 100 100 100 100 thank you that was a blast
  Juliamon: We'll miss you Jordynne
DoubleNterprises: Thank you, Jordynne!
15__uwu__02: Thank you Jordynne!
 PhilanthropyLich: Thank you Jordynne!
 matthaus_c: congrats frogs
 ContingentCat: thanks Jordynne and Adam
7gorobei: thank you Jordynne
 MacbethSeemsSus: Tell Dale
 Darleysam: I'm down to one screen today, and I was watching this stream on it
Lysander_salamander: bye
DoubleNterprises: Byeeee
 thatguysteve2709: Thank you for the stream I appreciate both of you
 FarleyF: Ribbit
 Strebenherz: take a stinky to know a stinky
DoubleNterprises: Uh oh, stinky
 FarleyF: yeah im working while watching
 Kipstar: I'm at work right now
 DaFhaye: Most of the time I miss this because of Raid
 NotCainNorAbel: I'm working, late night IT changes
 Strebenherz: I've watched/listened while driving
 itira: thats the it!
 ProcyonFlynn: Some of us need to watch x2 speed to stay awake.  You're voice is too chill otherwise 
josh___something: That's the it, brother
 bytecaster: This was a strong combo!
 Fanklok: Its pronounced Luffy
 shurtal: Loofty
 Darleysam: karate?
 MacbethSeemsSus: Fluffy
 spethycakes: suhkoora
DoubleNterprises: So THAT's why there was so much trash.  Tomorrow is garbage day!
silenceaux: Saucy-kay
 LurkerSpine: Saw-sook sounds very Canadian
 bytecaster: Actually, it's pronounced Mugiwara
 shurtal: Saysshowmuhroo
Lysander_salamander: E van gal lean
Mai_Andra: Luffy, like those shower thingies
 couchboyj: Luhfy, and his cook, San-jeye
 BorealMage: His humours are imbalanced
 bytecaster: That's why I never go anywhere
 itira: ick
Lysander_salamander: sorry about that
  Juliamon: LurkerSpine you are reminding me that I only ever read "Nanaimo" because I live on the east coast so I definitely mentally read it as a Japanese word until getting into LRR
 shendaras: 
 ButterBall000: I gather Ben is recovering from a week of bussing?
 itira:  
 Darleysam:    
 LurkerSpine: @Juliamon  I used to live in NM, so for a while after I left, I still read street names as if it was Spanish instead of English in my head
 Stormgod519: mood adam
 Stormgod519: Nice
 BusTed: 👌
josh___something:    
 matthaus_c: thanks for the stream! have a safe trip, Jordynne!
 BusTed: 
 Stormgod519: da bits!
DoubleNterprises: Da BITS
josh___something: Pregante
 Stormgod519: aight, gn yall!
josh___something: Pregannanant
goatprince: proghurt
 ProcyonFlynn:  Poggert 
 empyreon:   
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 spethycakes: 
 BusTed: you too
 hyperialguard: byeeee
 itira: Thanks for the stream! goodnight everyone!
 shurtal: uh, is the LRR website down for anyone else?
 Kramburger: Mum?
DoubleNterprises: Pog rockers Keem Theater
 shurtal: AND it's ck
 shurtal: back&*
 lochnessseammonster: night all 
 shurtal: my internet is being....fun i guess?
 matthaus_c: another 1h of secret podcast
ThorSokar: kyack section
 ProcyonFlynn: Hell of a callback.
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
Mai_Andra: 
 shurtal: tonight was just a dank meme generator
 betweenmyself: we need a Going Offline screen that runs 40 mins to balance out the opening chatter
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