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KeytarCat: Awas, fwens, we awe hewe today to witness woe and wage, to watch Awex woose theiw mind undew Gwaham's wearing gaze.  Wejoice! Fow today is the day of ouw victowy ovew GAWBAGE!
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DoubleNterprises: Salutations and a Merry Waste Management to all
  TXC2: hello DoubleNterprises welcome
 BigDaddyBland87: Oh good made it
 OldUncleDan: My first stream live watch since DB...  Nice!
 BraveOthello: I wonder if Graham's palette will be cleaned enough from DB to really savor today's garbage
  Foxmar320: I fear Graham is still full of salt
 BraveOthello: From the shrimp paste?
  TXC2: hello BigDaddyBland87  and OldUncleDan  welcome
  Foxmar320: So much shrimp paste
 BigDaddyBland87: I think real question is...will there be Beyblades
 Jedi_Master_Zell: I kinda wish W&P today was just an extended Wet Ones.
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh garbyyyyy
 Nigouki: halloooooo
  TXC2: I am yet to watch wet ones, only just made it though the ticktoks 
rockman1967: garbo
 OldUncleDan: Not I...  Couldn't watch Wet Ones at all.
  TXC2: Hello Nigouki  and rockman1967  welcome
 BraveOthello: More like Baeblades amiright?
 shamblingkrenshar: @TXC2 Oh you are in for an absolute treat. Unlike the guests of Wet Ones
 JohnLockeCole: Hello TXC2 welcome
  TXC2: shamblingkrenshar  indeed 
 GasCityGaming:   
  TXC2: hello JohnLockeCole  welcome
 JohnLockeCole: and hullo chat
 OldUncleDan: I'm not good with gross food stuff.  Even when they do it on Live.
seanmrwick: oh hello everyone
 A_Dub888: depends on your definition of “treat”
 kilnfiendpotter: Hello hello friends!
  TXC2: hello seanmrwick  welcome
seanmrwick: I can finally watch W+P
 red_shoes_jeff: @Jedi_Master_Zell Wet & Play
 shamblingkrenshar: I am shocked that my takeaway from Desert Bus this year was "Wait hold on, why did nobody tell me bayblades were actually kind of rad"
  TXC2: hello kilnfiendpotter  welcome
seanmrwick: thanks @TXC2 good to be back after Desert Bus
 Drakas: i was at a con the first 2 days of desert bus
 BraveOthello: @shamblingkrenshar right?!
 JohnLockeCole: I have to go to work in a lil bit, but will be good to know that garbage VoD will be waiting for me tonight
 Jedi_Master_Zell: @red_shoes_jeff Hmm...
 jacqui_lantern234: OH LOOK!!! its a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!! 
 red_shoes_jeff: @shamblingkrenshar Honestly, same. I think I have to go find some, now.
  Juliamon: OldUncleDan Even if it's just the audio? Because the accompanying stories were *really* good
seanmrwick: it was hell week at work during Desert Bus in our office
  TXC2: Hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 JohnLockeCole: heya Jacqui
 TheMerricat: So chat, after DB I had a dream of a skit, where they do the Wet Ones over again, but after each 'episode' of Wet Ones they bring in someone who is actually skilled at making food using the ingredients featured (properly) and then the crew enjoys a _good_ meal. 
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 A_Dub888: @juliamon never forget the Taco Bell wedding
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 kilnfiendpotter: @TheMerricat Oh heck, I would love that
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 red_shoes_jeff: @Jedi_Master_Zell As the monkey's paw curls shut...
 OldUncleDan: @Juliamon Dunno...  I might try it with just audio.  A lot of facial expressions and stuff like that is what gets me.
KeytarCat: @jacqui_lantern234 Hi Jacqui, I made you tea!
  Texan_Reverend: No audio on intro?
  Foxmar320: Uhhhhhh
 baltimore_667083: umm
DaxStrife: Nope, got audio.
evilspoons983: audio's fine here
  Juliamon: Intro had audio
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 Aenir798: @Texan_Reverend audio is fine here
 Gekyouryuu: Off topic, Graham, last Friday I ended up buying my first beyblade in over 20 years, and probably going to get some more this Friday. I both blame and thank y'all at DB
 TheMerricat: @Texan_Reverend I had audio.
  TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex?
 MalFnord: good lord
   Anubis169: it's G and 90% of an Alex
TheAinMAP: Alex?
 BigDaddyBland87: ahhhhhhh'
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh no what have you done with alex
DoubleNterprises: Stand against the GAH FACELESS
 AugmentingPath:  
 arcaneIllumination: Alex?
 notthepenguins: Terror
  Texan_Reverend: Ok, I"ll fix on my end.
 kilnfiendpotter: Graham what did you do?!
 A_Dub888: Alex an become Dullahan
 red_shoes_jeff: THAT POOR MAN!
 SpacePotato01: Alex became a holey man
Kandy170: Helioo
 MAPBoardgames: It was the Alex the whole time!
 BraveOthello: So Alex found the extra fabric from DB then
 northos: I mean, you never know
 jacqui_lantern234: @KeytarCat but i have a cup of coffee, already
  TXC2: PPE is always correct
 asthanius: should've worn eyepro
 red_shoes_jeff: Alex ready for Beyblade.
 matthaus_c: @jacqui_lantern234 hi jacqui I made you a smoothie
  Foxmar320: Adam
seanmrwick: hi Alex
 sporkraptor: I mean eyepro isn't that bad an idea for this
 asthanius: you're a father now
  Foxmar320: Thats Adam's child
   Anubis169: you've got prescription PPE? dude that is actually kinda awesome
  Juliamon: Adam abandoned his child
 ProcyonFlynn: 2 is 1 - hooray for backup glasses.
Flyingdelorion: Hellooo from across the pond! Let's take out the garbage!
 sporkraptor: that's Adam's baby
 MAPBoardgames: You touched it, it belongs to you now!
 kilnfiendpotter: Congratulations you have to buy the King Cake next year!
 Robot_Bones: He's just a little guy
 Alness49: I'm happy for them
epsilon_vee: kewpie dolled oh no
 kynelwynn: I made it in time!
seanmrwick: whatever floats your boat, Alex
sephsays: cannot believe that Adam abandoned his child
 Nigouki: glue it to the squeeking button on the streamdeck
 red_shoes_jeff: Honestly, the eyepro glasses seem more your style, somehow.
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DoubleNterprises: Jorbo's tiny blue Blorbo
   Anubis169: that was only last week?
 Robot_Bones: Did adam baptize his child?
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 kynelwynn: Alex being a weird  anarchist Mario outfit today
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 A_Dub888: Desert Bus: We’re all over the place
 sporkraptor: La Bear
 Greyah: The tiny baby is blue because Jordynne ran out of the skin-colored ones.
 shamblingkrenshar: With how some of these games go, 0 hours played might also indicate you tried it very briefly.
 Robot_Bones: I head that show was good
  TXC2: Desert bus was last week, as my brain forgot on Sunday 
  Foxmar320: Good start
 sporkraptor: oookay
Slacker1977: "liber" is book in latin, right?
 notthepenguins: That's a font
 kilnfiendpotter: This looks promising already
 A_Dub888: @greyah that only raises further questions!
 kilnfiendpotter: I love it
DaxStrife: That font's a choice.
  TXC2: that's a...font
 shamblingkrenshar: Oh no I've seen these EXACT menus before.
 northos: it sure is
seanmrwick: in all fairness graham last week was practically hell for a lot of us, but I can't exactly speak for a lot of us in chat
 AugmentingPath: @Slacker1977 yep
  Foxmar320: Screen Res is
Metric_Furlong: screen resolution is: yes
 BraveOthello: So G, are you sure it been long enough since DB to really savor fresh garbage?
 sporkraptor: HOLE
 notthepenguins: Graham how do you feel about the title font
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FlirtyUgliestTruffleCmonBruh-7OYQ9bkj0mN1aAgx
Slacker1977: but not the gamers!
 AugmentingPath: plz no bully
  Juliamon: oh no, don't start your game with a guilt trip
 kilnfiendpotter: Awww that is so sweet! We have to destroy it now.
 tidehollowcat: Love the gaming *industry*
 BigDaddyBland87: do not beg for our mercy...chat has no mercy
   Anubis169: oh boy
  Foxmar320: 
 sporkraptor: ouch XD
 notthepenguins: YUP
 margieargie: Ooof
 LostThePirate: Zing!
 A_Dub888: rekt
epsilon_vee: boom roasted
 JohnLockeCole: Love making Games: good ---  Love the Gaming Industry: Considerably Less Good
 Hangedman: as someone in it: can confirm
 baltimore_667083: OUCH
 kilnfiendpotter: Okay someone clip that
 MalFnord: oof, hard truth day
 jacqui_lantern234: HELLO ALEX XD
 matthaus_c: played by Andrew Garfield
 Nigouki: wait, this plaza seems familiar
 arcaneIllumination: Alex is in a game!
 AugmentingPath: Real swagger on this guy
 TheMerricat: That man has a CHEST>
 GasCityGaming: Hello Alex!
   Anubis169: for a first game, not looking so bad
seanmrwick: oooof
Critterbot: I'm not sure but Liber might be pronounced "Leeber."
 red_shoes_jeff: 
  Foxmar320: The sidewalk is so filthy
 ShaneLeeAtk: PhonkWalk
ApplicativeJones: This guy's walk looks like he's going to the store...
 GreatWahooney: can we get some vsync on maybe?
  TXC2: this man in hench in just the sholders
KeytarCat: It's like a slightly worse rendered Untill Dawn!
 kilnfiendpotter: Those delts are...a choice
Slacker1977: on a day like this that's probably a BBQ
frank_the_great: You can tell by the way he moves and walks
 kilnfiendpotter: The VO is pretty good!
saintguard: Don't be so boring, Spider-Man!
 northos: any chance there was a vsync option? this screen tearing is ROUGH
 stippledotter: Going to the ministry of silly walks?
 matthaus_c: this /is/ unusually good VO
 djalternative: you know what? this cutscene is already better shot than 90% of cutscenes on W+P
seanmrwick: this is one of those "going to the store" animations
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/RelievedJollyTermiteHeyGirl-QbnCEy1GpJ4zkcOe
 betweenmyself: Peter Parker sure has it tough 
 MalFnord: Okay, we're off to a better start than a lot of other W&P gems
 AugmentingPath: See you at 9Don't be late
 L0rdX33n: Don’t you hate it when friends want to spend tome with you?
 Earthenone: ok liber
 TheMerricat: Yes
 baltimore_667083: DAMN
 matthaus_c: I really hope the VO isn't AI
 Naarius: Not wrong
evilspoons983: this needs v-sync something horrible
 kilnfiendpotter: It pains me that every other torso I see is totally normal, except the PC
frank_the_great: You're goddamn right
  TXC2: damnright public transport
 tidehollowcat: Honestly this isn't terrible so far
  Texan_Reverend: @northos Yeah, the tearing is kinda surprising, honestly.
 arcaneIllumination: Seventh Heaven, are they in Midgar?
 A_Dub888: DAMMIT I WAS DRINKING!
 kilnfiendpotter: *Working* public transportation
 notthepenguins: "You should be grateful to have me," a good indicator of a healthy relationship
Phrawger: new squared
 Hangedman: Times New Times New
   Anubis169: Roman Newspaper
 Jedi_Master_Zell: Times New News Time
frank_the_great: Why so sensitive?
 AugmentingPath: plz no bully my mouse either, she's very sensitive
 lightfut: Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat?
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 stippledotter: Bro has wheelies
 matthaus_c: Jamiroquai!
mjollnyr_: why are their chin's all so chiseled?
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seanmrwick: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LongSarcasticRadishBudStar-9vDbr_WffTHqg_U7
 Earthenone: they know their audiance
  Texan_Reverend: Vsync, plz?
evilspoons983: can you pop vsync on too please
 lightfut: That fluid animation
  Foxmar320: Id watch a triva quiz but id be bad doing one
  Juliamon: I like that this guy is wearing glasses. Like, not sunglasses to hide the eyes, actual for-your vision glasses
 jacqui_lantern234: YOURE a national treasure, Alex!!!!!!!
seanmrwick: ok we now have two clips for this one
 kilnfiendpotter: I have yet to do pub trivia, but I feel like I'd enjoy it
VanAvant: Simon Hall
seanmrwick: depending on quiz, Graham. if it's a themed quiz about a franchise, like Star Wars or Star Trek, I'd definitely be interested
 djalternative: @jacqui_lantern234 yes. we have to steal Alex and find the secret map on his back
Mushbie: "I am going to eat the declaration of independence"
 ShaneLeeAtk: Love pub trivia
 baltimore_667083: if i went to pubs i would absolutely do pub trivia
 MolaMolaphant: @kilnfiendpotter I can't imagine you wouldn't love it, in part because I suspect you'd be doing it with delightful folks
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: There's a hall in the British museum like this
 matthaus_c: I've seen this room in movies I think
  Juliamon: This game legitimately feels like they worked hard on it
duckace11: I should see if my lgs would let me do a nerdy trivia one night
 kilnfiendpotter: LOLOL I have done Star Trek trivia! And come in second place!
 notthepenguins: Yeah I think so
frank_the_great: I have Dark Souls 1 vibes
 sporkraptor: this is definitely not one of those "I have never been inside a building" rooms
   Anubis169: where'd they get so many touch-lamps?
 jacqui_lantern234: @kilnfiendpotter you should team up with Kathleen someday. you both together would be unstoppable
 raulghoulia: Is this the new Indiana Jones game?
  TXC2: I think I've sone pub triva while on holiday
 Hangedman: the scale is definitely not quite right
 ValTheDrake: and that open fire next to all those books...
rogerivany: I miss pub trivia.  Did some over zoom during the 2020 thing.  It was fun.
 northos: yeah, the furniture looks old but the empty shelves make it look new
saintguard: Something out of The Librarians
seanmrwick: ive done pub trivia before
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 kilnfiendpotter: @jacqui_lantern234 Oh man, Kathleen's knowledge base is immense
  Foxmar320: Ruined it
 MAPBoardgames: Pawn takes all!
 margieargie: I don't think that was a legal chess move Alex
 AugmentingPath: eat it, chess
  TXC2: SMASH THE STATE!
 jacqui_lantern234: @djalternative this is a SHOCKINGLY good description of a manga im reading
evilspoons983: very satisfying noises when the bits fell over
sephsays: Ah, the pigeon chess strategy
 Vaiess_: It reminds me of the Berkely library, but it's been ages since I've been there so I don't know for sure
 A_Dub888: okay chat, what’s going to happen? My money’s on “isekai via book”
 matthaus_c: more evil than Stafford
 Earthenone: now that is 4d chess
KeytarCat: There's a brewery garden near me that has a trivia night.  Pizza and beer/wine/mead, all outdoor!
DoubleNterprises: Pawn to King's FLOOR, loser!
 stippledotter: As a person in the libraries and museums industry, pub trivia is so validating. It's not useless knowledge if you can find a use for it!
 Astra7525: also: Most of the shelves are empty
 KBKarma: Ah, the Kasynszi (?) Gambit
 TheMerricat: So looking into it this is a russian dev studio that opened in 2020.
 jacqui_lantern234: @kilnfiendpotter hence why adding ANOTHER ONE would be awesome
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are we at Croft Manor
  Texan_Reverend: "You see, back in the 15th century, the royal courts of India would use humans as chess pieces on giant boards. I'm just recreating that."
  Foxmar320: Or the people that leave frozen chicen on a random shelf
 kilnfiendpotter: Are we sure this isn't a library volunteer training module?
 Hangedman: luckily all the human-height shelves are empty except for important books
  Foxmar320: chicken*
   Anubis169: As a library assistant in school, Alex, people totally do that. The books get put back by random people on 'a shelf' just because
 Invitare: no, actually what they do is leave the refrigerated item on the shelf to warm up so it ends up being thrown away
   Anubis169: and it's infuriating
 notthepenguins: Ohh
 sporkraptor: Extremely Exciting Book Get Sequence
 jacqui_lantern234: *jots down notes*
 MAPBoardgames: Find whomever is leaving books open, face-down... and kill them!
Nebula662: Trash I love trash gimmie all the trash, trash trash trash
 sporkraptor: it's a note?
 jacqui_lantern234: speaking of thrifting, i need to hit up a thrift shop
 kilnfiendpotter: @Anubis169 As someone who volunteered/worked in libraries for 15 years, I can also second this
 matthaus_c: @Anubis169 it sucks even when they /get it right/, we don't get the data of the book being used
seanmrwick: like a TTSF project
 Astra7525: Are we going to get Isekai'd?
 lightfut: Go deeeeeeeep
 stippledotter: Work in the children's section, and you get to play the game "was this book hid by a rude person, someone in a hurry, or a child who wanted to hide the book so it was there tomorrow?"
 Earthenone: go deep tell me later is a good !advice canidate 
 DrLigmaPhD: I thought my handwriting sucked
   Anubis169: an ancient frat ring?
artacuno53: Half Life ring
 AniLunchbox: feels like a library you'd see in Johnny Depp do research in The Ninth Gate
 jonnykefka: This is some Eternal Darkness vibe. If Eternal Darkness was a much worse game.
 matthaus_c: Half Fractions 3
 BigDaddyBland87: Half Life 3 confirmed
  TXC2: it IS the 20th anniversary this year
 tidehollowcat: Half Life by way of Frog Fractions
koristi_: Frog-Life 3
 kilnfiendpotter: @TXC2 I just felt my bones disintegrate and blow away
 Keab42: Half Life 3 will be in Frog Fractions 4
 MAPBoardgames: He's working on a Sunday, which is his day off, which is also his birthday, and his GF invited him to pub trivia.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Have you seen Borealis
frank_the_great: Imagine if it starts off as a dolphin game
  TXC2: kilnfiendpotter  right?
 sporkraptor: his voice is *so whiny*
  Foxmar320: So slow
 Earthenone: how did they know you would be at your place of emplyment on a workday
 asthanius: time to go to the liberary
 DrLigmaPhD: At this rate you'll wake up one night in a cold sweat and Half Life 3 will be on a nondescript flash drive left on your bedside table
 ShaneLeeAtk: It said the thing. The name. Of the game.
duckace11: Wait who has pub trivia on a Sunday?
evilspoons983: @duckace11 uhh every one i've been to
 TheMerricat: pubs
 djalternative: pub trivia every night
 matthaus_c: ngl I did not expect this to turn into an escape room
Laserbeaks_Fury: LIGMA
 OldUncleDan: Fun Thrift Store thing.  An acquantence of mine bought an old (MTG) White Weenie Deck that was in the Thrift Store's display case for $25.  It had an Unlimited Pearl Mox in it.
 LordZarano: Is the password THICC?
 DrLigmaPhD: It me
  Foxmar320: Book!
 TheDigitalDeer: SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY! A meeting of the minds over the best drinks in town! Be THERE or be SOBER!
Phrawger: time to go deep
 baltimore_667083: @Laserbeaks_Fury who the hell is steve jobs
 jacqui_lantern234: LATIN DEEZ NUTZ
   Anubis169: For a neverending stoooooooooooory~~~~~~~~
 DrLigmaPhD: An exceptiionally common language?
 A_Dub888: no, it’s esparanto
DoubleNterprises: Tuesday's usually a good day to find Pub Trivia or Karaoke.  They want people in there on the off nights.
HavenDragon: i legit thought there was another box in the box
 northos: wow chat called it
 LurkerSpine: 100 garbage day!
  Foxmar320: If book starts glowing, close the book
Laserbeaks_Fury: Suddenly Myst
 kilnfiendpotter: Noooo my delts!
 BigDaddyBland87: This is an odd remake of Azada
 TheMerricat: You were joking Alex but.....
Phrawger: this happened to my buddy
Bassios: isekai achieved
 matthaus_c: bro got manhattan projected
sephsays: RIP access to public transport 
DaxStrife: Isn;t this how Myst starts?
 Astra7525: Is this "We have Myst at home"?
NERVOUSHAIR: He fuckin died
 GhostValv: isekai'd
prince_infidel: It's called portal fantasy in west Alex
 JohnLockeCole: he didn't know not to read in latin in front of the books 
 BlueMechanic: well that  was a short game, he turned to dust
  TXC2: JUMANJI!
 betweenmyself: he’a the PageMaster! 
 kilnfiendpotter: Congrats you are now SPARKLES
frank_the_great: This isn't horrible so far tbh
 DrLigmaPhD: You ever rip ass so hard you isekai?
 notthepenguins: Book murdered him
Kelazi5: You're finally awake
DoubleNterprises: Pub Trivia sounding a lot better now, isn't it dude?
 kilnfiendpotter: @betweenmyself Oh dear god I forgot this
seanmrwick: this literally is an Isekai
 BigDaddyBland87: cue the banjo music
Master_Gunner: Wouldn't be the first time
frank_the_great: We Know
 Chronomagistrate: Oh no, his legs...
 notthepenguins: I'd read that one tbh Alex
 Gekyouryuu: Get into a good book this summer
evilspoons983: howdy pardner
 sporkraptor: uuummm. this is a Western now?
  Foxmar320: Uhhhhh
 kilnfiendpotter: Levar Burton didn't tell me about *this*
NERVOUSHAIR: Wiggle wiggle wiggle
 Strebenherz: I loaded in at a good moment
DoubleNterprises: It's Macho Man from TNA in '04!
 OldUncleDan: More like DorkTower...
 A_Dub888: when I predicted  “isekai via book”, I didn’t expect it to be true
 MAPBoardgames: If I had a dollar for every time I was reading and woke up tied to a post...
 Strebenherz: What the bus is this even
 jonnykefka: So my internet blipped and literally the last thing I saw was you opening a lock in a library, and then tied to a pole. Did I...miss somethign?
Phrawger: fuzzy karl urban?! what are you doing here
 kilnfiendpotter: @jonnykefka The main character opened a magic book and got sucked into this world
  TXC2: jonnykefka  we got isakaid by the book
frank_the_great: It's like the Skyrim opening
ANeMzero: Can't be Dark Tower, he doesn't look like Idris Elba or Steven King.
 MAPBoardgames: Oh, wait he has pants on. Never mind.
 jonnykefka: that escalated quickly
 A_Dub888: did that man have a bowl on his head?
 morgoth_bauglyr: JAMP
 baltimore_667083: they said something about mexico i didnt hear it all
 DrLigmaPhD: We spoke Latin and ended up with vikings(?)
 AugmentingPath: Are there captions or nah?
 kilnfiendpotter: Why is his coat so wet?
 Strebenherz: Red Dead 3 is looking good
 matthaus_c: bro jumps like Hanna
 notthepenguins: Is there a subtitle option maybe?
  TXC2: ^
evilspoons983: this is like the exact opposite of keeping you in-character like in half-life
VanAvant: Subtitles maybe, seems like they put enough effort in at least
seanmrwick: oh my god that voice acting though
Laserbeaks_Fury: I can't tell you how many camps I burned down in AC Odyssey
 MAPBoardgames: Time to slip into something more comfortable.
evilspoons983: cutscenes... every... three... seconds...
 A_Dub888: over/under on cowboy helper dying?
 MAPBoardgames: I haven't seen The Crate yet.
 notthepenguins: But I definitely can't hear anything the new dude is saying
ArcadeEngineer: those briefly seen enemy guys had like iron age helmets on
 matthaus_c: the Vaguely Old-Fashioned Asset Pack
seanmrwick: this looks like a house built in Ark
 DrLigmaPhD: Toggo would be proud
  Foxmar320: LOL
noSmokeFire: can I get a rock and stone?
 Aenir798: 
 margieargie: Stealth!
  TXC2: just gonna SOOOCH past ya
ArcadeEngineer: yeah they're like 8th century goths or something
 notthepenguins: I'm afraid of time pulsations
 matthaus_c: owo notices ur spacetime
 neisan2112: Like the ORB
ArcadeEngineer: with leather daddy cowboy man
 DrLigmaPhD: "Time is throbbing" - cut Dr.Who lines
seanmrwick: im waiting for the spongebob dooonk
Bassios: If your space-time pulsates for more than four hours, seek medical attention
 stippledotter: Bro is grazing
  Foxmar320: Thats some good tall grass
DoubleNterprises: One shotted.  Bummer
  Foxmar320: Assassins Creed take notes
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 Drasvin: Garbage day!
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 northos: "stone ammo"
   Anubis169: If your space and/or time pulsates for more than 9 years, consult your doctor (physicist)
seanmrwick: so Graham I really loved this year's Tiktok Gauntlets
 Strebenherz: stealth is the art of making a one minute section take twenty
 lightfut: My spacetime is now orb
 NullColaShip: If you truly love the game industry, you should let it rip
  TXC2: loving the game industry doesn't mean you love games or gameplay 
 accountmadeforants: God, I love video game crouch walks. Just chimpanzee-ing it up
 Drasvin: I here late. What's today's garbage?
 TheMerricat: "We all dreamed of adventures full of mysteries and mysticism, dreamed of finding ourselves in unusual situations and emerging from them as a hero. Liber is an adventure about travel in time, the search for truth and oneself, about friendship and revaluation of values.. "
 GreatWahooney: maybe it's a lodestone
 Zatengo: nono, they love the "industry" not games themselves
 thegreatwyrdling: Hey Graham, got a source on shrimp paste for me?
cadesguy: dont aim the rock at anything you dont want to get hit with a rock
 TheNerdWonder: that’s no rock, that’s a beyblade!
 DahudLefthanded: No Graham, they love the *game industry*. It does not follow that they love *games*.
noSmokeFire: only point your rock at something you mean to destroy
 DrLigmaPhD: How to clean and maintain rock
 lirazel64: Seikiro did stealth pretty ok.
 kilnfiendpotter: We should never take rock safety for granite.
kassbjames subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
 kassbjames: So happy to see the garbage return after a record Desert Bus!
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VanAvant: Careful, it's loded
seanmrwick: treat it as a pistollete
 Keab42: Graham did you see the short film they put out for the 30th anniversary of Generations?
 sporkraptor: but their stuff doesn't burn down every day...
 matthaus_c: tbf, what's more Games Industry than executing a mechanic like piss because you haven't thought about how it works or how it's been done in the past
 kynelwynn: So G, when Beyblade on AFK?
 KBKarma: @drasvin Liber. Which, as the protagonist pointed out, is Latin.
seanmrwick: I've never laughed so hard at tiktoks like I did last night
Laserbeaks_Fury: Must have been the wind...
 notthepenguins: That's obviously why the stable burned down
 JohnLockeCole: You have really good luck, for future ref
PorpoisesUnknown: It just doubles as a fireplace feature
 ProcyonFlynn: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AttractiveSquareWaspBCWarrior-lRhz0lRJwgPpaZWs
  TXC2: Drasvin  we're a libreay dude who got taken into a book world
 Gekyouryuu: Desert Bus was an absolute hoot, as always, and now I'm buying beyblades again after over 20 years. >.>
  TXC2: library
Jethrain: stealth NPC be like "you have good luck for future ref"
 Drasvin: Thank you
 sporkraptor: any random stranger
 Strebenherz: @Gekyouryuu any you'd recommend?
 sporkraptor: well you found a larger rock
Firewhiskers: A hollow man!
PorpoisesUnknown: when you have rock you are danger
 sporkraptor: maybe the bigger rock has a higher muzzle rate?
 DrLigmaPhD: Fully unironically the most valuable thing on your person is your blue shirt
 GreatWahooney: gotta find the stranger to avoid them better
  Foxmar320: Stealthy
evilspoons983: he is sweater on the inside and out
 TheNerdWonder: technically, the guards are strangers
 HorusFive: By and large- stranger danger is way overblown.
ANeMzero: Remember, the stranger of my stranger is a friend
seanmrwick: ova heaah, strangaa
Gizmoloid: strats
Angreed66: people don't look up
 A_Dub888: Where does, get sucked into book rank in terms of “Most common way to isekai?”
 matthaus_c: it's too rainy to see!
dm818: Is this the new Assassin's Creed?
 LordZarano: Don't get caught by guards... who aren't strangers I guess?
Firewhiskers: WHat about jumping the fence?
   Anubis169: the advice is solid, unlike your character's collision detection
evilspoons983: can't you throw the rock at them
  Foxmar320: He didn't see bus
 Mazrae: Rock to fence to roof?
satyropodobny: yar a roofer 'arry
 GreatWahooney: if we came here from outside the book, aren't _we_ stranger than fiction?
 MAPBoardgames: !advice
  LRRbot: Burn the tent down.
PorpoisesUnknown: in the rain no one can hear a madman attempting to jump onto your roof
Laserbeaks_Fury: OI, found you, Tapper!
 matthaus_c: the rain is too loud, so the NPCs can't see you
 Robot_Bones: there is no aggro reset
better_seasons: thats the ending of mafia
 Earthenone: must have been the wind
Gizmoloid: so... like original Mafia? 
 DrLigmaPhD: Game where you play the NPC who didn't forget
 Gekyouryuu: @strebenherz not yet. I bought the one I thought looked cool, and oopsed into one that's apparently good, namely Keel Shark (the purple version sold on its own)
KeytarCat: Last level is filled with all you're alerted guards
Nydestroyer: Iv been searching for you for years. Time to die
 Alness49: So that's the Elephant Stealth Game then?
 MAPBoardgames: about then. yeah
  TXC2: what time is this set in? 
 Drakas: now the thing is going to be how meany bayblades will lrr get in the mail
 Nigouki: That new 20th Anniversary Half-Life 2 documentary is great becuase there's a section about how Valve sent everyone on field trips to research how to make actually believable levels. Imagine doing that as a game dev!
 BITs19_: sadly they're in modern use
 ProcyonFlynn: A "No Witnesses" stealth game would be an interesting departure from the norm actually.
Jethrain: @TXC2 It's pulsating
 Greyah: I recently saw a youtube video about those storm lanterns. They're rad.
 AugmentingPath: Sometime before 9pm on Sunday
 A_Dub888: @one with wood shacks
  TXC2: Jethrain  thanks I hate it 
SnowBuddy18: @TXC2 about 1pm
evilspoons983: @Nigouki the Euro Truck Sim/American Truck Sim people do that
 Strebenherz: @Gekyouryuu gotcha gotcha.  def tempted myself after seeing the db'ing
 Drasvin: That artifact looked like a cookie. I might just be hungry
Bassios: It's Set
PorpoisesUnknown: somewhere between 2002-2222
 stippledotter: Mmm, set in the year of the Rat
 Pinwiz11: Summer Camp, 1600
  TXC2: SnowBuddy18  
 red_shoes_jeff: Is it head and shoulders above Myst?
 A_Dub888: T H E P A S T
 HorusFive: Caveman, Romans, Medieval, WW2
 DrLigmaPhD: You're gonna meet Beowulf and Billy the Kid in a Roman bathhouse
 Strebenherz: we have rocks at home
 djalternative: rocks aren't real, alex
 MAPBoardgames: That would involve "touching grass"
 Strebenherz: "go touch grass"
 sporkraptor: gdi Twitch >__<
ComplexedOne subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months!
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PorpoisesUnknown: As a 90s baby can confirm we did have rocks
 matthaus_c: "care a bit"
tautologico42: also some guy spent more than 6 months just on eyes
 Drakas: its also what pixar dose
KeytarCat: The homogeneity of antiquity
 JohnLockeCole: mmk, chat, I'm off to work. Y'all have fun.
better_seasons: you got to wonder who got the zen field trip?
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  TXC2: so long JohnLockeCole  stay safe
 Strebenherz: gl at work @JohnLockeCole
Firewhiskers: Of course then you get Bungie's Oni which had an actual architect make the environments and the environments were bland and repetitive
evilspoons983: there was a blog of a bunch of guys from Prague just taking photos of like Texan shipping facilities when SCS Software was doing an update for American Truck Sim. Very amusing.
ANeMzero: Valve also hired people making Quake mods that were more interesting than Quake which was a smart plan
 DrLigmaPhD: @Drakas Then solve the Dyatlov Pass incident
 notthepenguins: It's incivis
 Strebenherz: the idea of don't use other produced media as a reference, when you can use real life?
tautologico42: Inside
PorpoisesUnknown: Hes got a sword
 A_Dub888: is throwing one’s rock allowed by TOS?
  Foxmar320: 
tautologico42: the real Inside oUT
 Drakas: for finding nemo they paid for some of the animators to scuba dive
  TXC2: had a conga line there
 notthepenguins: Err, it's incisive but it's still so heavily influenced by him just grumbling about Kids These Days
Koios7: lol book
 Mazrae: Can you hit someone with the rock to do anything
elkae: ah excellent PPE on Alex today
 accountmadeforants: @Drakas That wouldn't even be all that expensive, seems like a good call
elkae: I would expect nothing less
  TXC2: so in other words, Diversity matters
  Foxmar320: Yeah they did kinda suck
 raulghoulia: Of course you book it. The game is called "Liber"
PorpoisesUnknown: Practicality vs submersion
 djalternative: real fake buildings
 HorusFive: Verisimilitude is a big word
PorpoisesUnknown: or immersion i guess
  TXC2: believable to the world of the game
 kilnfiendpotter: I was just listening to the "Behind the Bastards" episode about Thomas Kinkade, and apparently he was working on a Bakshi film with *every* other celebrated illustrator at the time. Kinkade worked on background land stuff, but they also had character designs by John Chu and the guy who made Dinotopia
 accountmadeforants: Real buildings can work, but they gotta have a few really dumb mistakes
 SchalaKitty: It doesn't need to be OSHA compliant, it needs to be fun
 lirazel64: I used to make lost-wax cast jewelry, which came in very handy when I had to write descriptions of mold design software later in life.
 kilnfiendpotter: "Fire and Ice" was a very OP film
Desruprot: ooh love Garbage day
 djalternative: the number you're trying to reach is currently unavailable
 raulghoulia: @kilnfiendpotter Also recommend the Dollop episode of Kinkade
 Mazrae: "lore"
 notthepenguins: The real sin of most W+P game buildings is that they're neither plausible nor good gameplay
 Stoffern: Did James rescue Alex from a badly designed viking village?
  Foxmar320: Oh is this game trying to be Uncharted now
   Anubis169: Wait a sec... aren't the error tones in phonecalls from the exchange end?
 A_Dub888: @kilnfiendpotter you’re very nice
 Drakas: @accountmadeforants if you have time go watch the docos that they do for there movies they go above and beyond for the craft
 jonnykefka: @Anubis169 shhhh
  Foxmar320: LOL
 stippledotter: Oh yes the high medieval cowboy hat
 terribleplan: deth
   Anubis169: hehehehehe
 jonnykefka: U DED
 baltimore_667083: DEATH!
 sporkraptor: that's Bad Water
noSmokeFire: a fuck we're back in parkour civilization
TheAinMAP: 
 kynelwynn: It's that cold
 LordZarano: Are there subtitles?
 Strebenherz: Uh oh, stinky water
 Twilight_Spark: #Wasted
 jonnykefka: I mean in fairness it's standing water in medieval times near a village
 MalFnord: Y O U H A V E D I E D
 djalternative: if only our discord stickers worked in twitch chat
AHayes31: 10 foot drop, landed on feet, dead
 jonnykefka: it's probably a literal cesspool
Desruprot: so you land on the water, then you die
  Foxmar320: Facts
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joallthedogs:   
 notthepenguins: Yeah
  TXC2: hello Raiders
  Foxmar320: Welcome raiders
 TheMerricat: Welcome raiders!
Nydestroyer: Thing soup
 jonnykefka: brew crew, welcome
  Texan_Reverend: Oh, yeah! Flood water is not something to play in.
DoubleNterprises: Welcome Brew Crew!
Boon_33: 
 BlueFingers5:   
NERVOUSHAIR: This game feels like i just woke up from anesthesia
 baltimore_667083: hi brew crew!
 djalternative: drink flood water? sure
   Anubis169: Heya Brew Crew!
 GreatWahooney: hello brew crew!
 MrSarkhan:   
 Ravynn:   
 Strebenherz: howdy brew crew
 wordnerdify:   
  Foxmar320: It's A game
 Astra7525: Speaking of storm: How's Victoria faring?
ArtemisHuntress:    
 Twilight_Spark: What about just a little sluice of whatever the waters touch? As a treat.
  TXC2: Flood water has poo in it, EVERY time
tautologico42: Middle Ages? the guy is wearing glasses?
GrassVortex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
 GrassVortex: Boop!
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Laserbeaks_Fury: aw
DaxStrife: Mmm, A&W
  Foxmar320: Also no way our character is just able to do all these moves
 A_Dub888: it was made by people who LOVE the game industry
seanmrwick: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BitterStrangeWoodcockSoBayed-aglvhsHrpzZFhrRs
 BigDaddyBland87: what does root beer have to do with this?
LathosTiran: yellow paint:the movie:  the game?
ArcadeEngineer: oh liber as in latin for 'book'
Natimus_Prime subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 106 months!
 Natimus_Prime: Jumping puzzles for all
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 Mazrae: A game that's not great on W+P what a whiled statement
TheAinMAP: 
 KBKarma: Acrobatic librarian here.
  Foxmar320: Yeah this is super Uncharted feeling
seanmrwick: im kind of getting some Uncharted 4 vibes
 jonnykefka: so yeah, pencil-neck library geek just threw his entire bodyweight around like five times consecutively with armstrength alone
QuestVale: there are games aside from uncharted?
 A_Dub888: those exist?
  Texan_Reverend: @TXC2 Around here, it often also contains giant blobs of fire ants which glom onto anything they bump into.
 Mazrae: Wild**
Nydestroyer: That's.... uncharted!
 djalternative: also Balatro
 ProcyonFlynn: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FurtiveKindCaterpillarStoneLightning-npZV1LrnmJ3aYcYg
  Foxmar320: Im looking forward to playing it later this week
  TXC2: Texan_Reverend  oh good lord
noSmokeFire: this guy moves like a lemur
Laserbeaks_Fury: When there
 raulghoulia: and Metaphor. good slate this year
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seanmrwick: actually, literally every uncharted and Assassin's Creed vibes
Laserbeaks_Fury: When there's trouble, you call DW
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 kynelwynn: Balatro should sweep
seanmrwick: what's next: boxes on wheels?
 BlueFingers5: Why is Griffin McElroy doing parkor?
  Foxmar320: lol
 kilnfiendpotter: @BlueFingers5 SNORT
Critterbot: I counted 5 nominations for FFVII Rebirth if you count the one for Aerith's VA.
 Ard_Rhys: This guy has impressive upper body strength
tautologico42: it's crazy how many mechanics Astro Bot throws for just a single stage and that's it, while other games would repeat them
 djalternative: it's all licensing rights as far as I know
 kilnfiendpotter: @BlueFingers5 He forgot his boy
AHayes31: Not bad for a dude wearing new balance shoes and khakis to jump around like that
 jonnykefka: The high jump would be considerably less exciting
TheAinMAP: "Look, I made a bridge."
KeytarCat: I liked the bloodborne bot parrying you
Jethrain: The fact Alundra apparently shows up in astrobot is very pleasing to me
 djalternative: HOW
30teracyte: aw crap!
 jonnykefka: you can TEXT?
evilspoons983: why the fuck does his phone work
NERVOUSHAIR: Sir. SIR.
  Foxmar320: He just checked his phone and had no service I thought???
  TXC2: who is their carrier?!
 morgoth_bauglyr: its a magical phone
 djalternative: I guess he never left the library?
 A_Dub888: yes THAT’S your highest priority
Boon_33: the olympics would need to be renamed to SportsDoneQuick
 Drasvin: How does he get signal in this pocket dimension book?
 Strebenherz: oh my bus
 Drakas: if its flooded forget it, actual governmental slogan
 raulghoulia: @Jethrain wow. Just crumble my bones into dust thank you
 UnknownFriday: There was a baseball player who literally did a double jump the one time.
tautologico42: so he time travelled and his phone works?
DoubleNterprises: Late 1800s
 Natimus_Prime: Phones are older than you think
 AugmentingPath: Ooh, a Mormon
 kilnfiendpotter: Wait why is his first question not "What is Japan?"
 matthaus_c: this is Adventure Time
noSmokeFire: he's an actor on a cowboy movie
 kilnfiendpotter: '/[[-]]
Ok_We_Live_Here_Now subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 123 months, currently on a 123 month streak!
 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: eyyyooo been a while since I've caught a live show
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 TheMerricat: Alex is correct from the steam store page.
Koios7: 
 kynelwynn: Oh great, he's a SovCit
 terribleplan: Oh no, he's a Mormon
saintguard: Oh, he's a Mormon too? Huh
 e_bloc: weve got a prepper here
Jethrain: @raulghoulia it's the best zelda game of all time!
 morgoth_bauglyr: did protag just say deez nuts?
 morgoth_bauglyr: or am i losing it
AHayes31: No signal in the 1800's... wow
  Juliamon: oh good, it didn't send
  TXC2: kilnfiendpotter  in fairness, Europe knew of Japan in the 15th centry
  Foxmar320: Hard cut to Owl
 kynelwynn: Hooty!
 DrLigmaPhD: The real question is if this mormon cowboy is romancable
 matthaus_c: holy christ that wingspan
Oscelot: I got to wake up to fresh garbage! \o/
  Juliamon: An owl, in the day??
 baltimore_667083: hootie!
 A_Dub888: buddy you were sucked into a book, why do you think you'd have reception!!?!?
tautologico42: film editing is my passion
elkae: a faint whiff of hootie
   Anubis169: Bless you! 
NERVOUSHAIR: i think this game might be "really stoopid"
 Diabore: this sure looks like an game
noSmokeFire: is that owl a loading screen? can we trigger it again by walking back and forth on that boundary?
Scarbble subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 79 months!
 Scarbble: aw yeah, gorbage day
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evilspoons983: I would be doing things like asking this guy "what year do you think this is"
 Strebenherz: The owls from Labyrinth should not give your video game's owls a run for their money
 kilnfiendpotter: This guy has surprisingly high Strength and ridiculously low Wisdom for a Pub Trivia person
 notthepenguins: They'd at least be like, going down a list of possibilities
 Drasvin: Because if they had media exposure, then they would break all the tropes.
 Strebenherz: YES
saintguard: Mark Twain wrote a damn isekai novel, people will know at this point
 Pinwiz11: I'm in a isekai, surely I have magic!  (Dies shortly after that)
noSmokeFire: the dead-os
 BlueMechanic: the creepers
 Strebenherz: The "oh we don't know this thing" is a played to DEATH trope
 notthepenguins: "Is this time travel or teleportion or..."
 djalternative: you've gotta have a zombie name you can trademark
 cmdrud87: the undead
NERVOUSHAIR: Stevens
 MAPBoardgames: We don't use the Z-word!
 DrLigmaPhD: The stiffies
avi_miller: The Zed word
 DeM0nFiRe: "The WALKERS are coming" "You mean that nice family out for sunday morning exercise?"
  TXC2: how much of that was a copyright thing?
 SpacePotato01: Shufflepuff
 red_shoes_jeff: "We're not using the zed-word!"
person322: you can't use the z word, that's their word
 northos: that man's lip is phasing through his mustache
 OldUncleDan: Right?  Like why would anybody in this situation honestly think that their phone would have any sort of signal here?
Salbastro: thats because "Zombie" or "undead" is too generic to copyright
 kumatsu: these eyes look SO out of place
 kilnfiendpotter: Okay so why are we talking to a ZZ Top member
QuestVale: it was charming at first but now its just tiring
 NekomimiNinja: Shaun of the dead does a good lampshade of it
NERVOUSHAIR: All their faces are the worst
 Strebenherz: eyes glassed over
Oscelot: "Zombies are so played out... .... but also we need to get some of that zombie juice still"
NERVOUSHAIR: This game is also the worst
Jethrain: also his face moves independently of his moustache
NERVOUSHAIR: Multi worst
 DrLigmaPhD: You got dosed?
 matthaus_c: ayo, book that doubles as a vibrator?
 notthepenguins: You fucking melted man
 sporkraptor: we don't need all this information
Gizmoloid: at least Walking Dead had a good gimmick around that being a world with no zombie media. No one else has that excuse.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: "what if Ezra Klein got isekai'd" isn't a question I had...and I still dont
seanmrwick: the mouth animation on this looks.....average
 e_bloc: what year is it
  NapalmSideburns: that wasn't no book homie, that was a smart phone
 cmdrud87: ummm... actually, the Romero-films havee trademarked Zombie, everything else has just unlivinng
  TXC2: that moustache is not attached to his face
  Foxmar320: lol
 matthaus_c: who tf refers to it as '20
evilspoons983: who says "twenty, of course"
 A_Dub888: "It was like it vibrated when I touched it..." What section of the library were you in bud?
Boon_33: our zombies are too valuable to be called zombies, they're walkers.™
NERVOUSHAIR: HIS MUSTACHE SITS OVER HIS MOUTH AND DOESNT MOVE
  QuixoticScrivener: the lips clipping through the beard are so disconcerting
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 Strebenherz: NOBODY says twenty
 L0rdX33n: Like a normal human
 cmdrud87: wtf is that coat?
Oscelot: The cameraman has been imbibing of that bottle instead of the cowboy
 Wiliart: People say 20 20
frank_the_great: Of course no one says 20, it's 24 now
 kilnfiendpotter: That duster has *moves*
 sporkraptor: what
 A_Dub888: nice reflexes
 kumatsu: the animated butt clench
 Mazrae: They only say the 20s when talking about the 1920s
Jethrain: that STANCE
 stippledotter: His yee got hawed
 notthepenguins: That has to be a glitch
Zath_: I'm so excited for next year, 25
elkae: he’s not a living fuck anymore
KeytarCat: Zombies are too useful a plague to abandon!
 Drakas: that duck
 tidehollowcat: The invisible axe thrower
 notthepenguins: Where his attackers didn't spawn
 Gekyouryuu: Graham, i saw a GREAT post saying "zombie movies are embarrassed to say zombie, so they come up with stupid other names. Mecha shows LOVE mechs so much they come up with sick-ass names so they don't have to call them mechs. This is the only real horseshoe theory."
 sporkraptor: oh it is a gun stone
Critterbot: I... I say 20 20.
 morgoth_bauglyr: rapid fire stone
 BlueFingers5: what an arm
 JoannaTastic: He clenched so hard it crinkled the seat of his trousers
Laserbeaks_Fury: Those rocks are EXPLODING
 BraveOthello: That animation is ... Intersting
 e_bloc: that's some solid ground and pound
 AugmentingPath: that man's poor neck
 Pinwiz11: Lightning bolt!  Lightning bolt!
Boon_33: is that a single action stone or a semiauto stone?
  Foxmar320: 
 Strebenherz: @Critterbot you're saying 20 20, though, not slowly saying "it's twenty"
  NapalmSideburns: @Gekyouryuu I accept this as truth
Salbastro: to be fair, humans are better at throwing things than punching things
 DrLigmaPhD: It ends at 09
saintguard: His only skills are trivia and parkour, Utah Cowboy
NERVOUSHAIR: It twent
 arcaneIllumination: The ttrpg Red Markets takes an interesting approach to it. Set in modern times, when the zombie apocalypse happens people know to aim for the head but a lot of people also over estimate the ease of things and get themselves killed really easily.
 Aenir798: Well yeah.Because currently it's 24.
Critterbot: Okay see, missed that part.
 LordZarano: It could have worked if they asked "What decade is it?"
AHayes31: still a better fight than tyson v paul
 DeM0nFiRe: hahaha
 KBKarma: If you can dodge a fist, you can dodge a ball!
 Twilight_Spark: That kinda goes for all multiples of 10, doesn't it?
  QuixoticScrivener: yeah, they say its double-20
 Mazrae: If it was 2020 I would say the year was lockdown
 Robot_Bones: He's teaching you to fight wrong, As a joke
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hit me in the jimmy
 notthepenguins: You're starting to believe
Oscelot: @arcaneIllumination Oh that's interesting. I'll have to take a peek at this one
Boon_33: "Judge, my opponent is gaslighting me"
 BigDaddyBland87: @Mazrae I preferred "hell"
MallyxZero: garbage day 
  TXC2: this is the worst Philly shell I've ever seen 
 MAPBoardgames: 3-legged kick!
 Pinwiz11: Eddie Kingston, unstuck in time
  Foxmar320: A spear
 ShaneLeeAtk: Snapmare
 A_Dub888: RKO
 schordash: the camera shake is so much more intense than any of the fight movements 
 djalternative: an RKO
 raulghoulia: The double fisted kirk strike
 e_bloc: I would mark out if he just hits an RKO out of nowhere
 anclag: I wish they’d just made his animations little slaps instead of punches
 betweenmyself: throws out a couple of tatsus
 SquareDotCube: Glasgow kiss
AHayes31: James T Kirk double fist hit
  Foxmar320: People's Elbow
 MAPBoardgames: Hit me! Harder!
 A_Dub888: Cattle Mutilation
 djalternative: full nelson
Boon_33: fisticuffs
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Joke's on you, it's still 2020. It's the 1,726th of March, 2020.
seanmrwick: this looks like someone who played too much tekken and tried to replicate moves
Cunobelenos: Finish Him!
 KBKarma: Oh, you killed him
Bassios: Not that we were ever expecting any different, but the voice acting on this is terrible
 Mazrae: @bigdaddybland87 depends on when in 2020
 Greyah: Oki Oki got weird this week, huh.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this God of War?
   Anubis169:     
Boon_33: and pan into sunset?
   Anubis169: AAAATATATATA WACHAA!!
frank_the_great: I ship em
 e_bloc: oh I get it, this is the prequel to fight club
Oscelot: @Greyah *snerk*
DoubleNterprises: That is Randy Savage's exact outfit from TNA
 matthaus_c: when do they fuck
 DrLigmaPhD: Ah the spinning backhand, a normal and effective for beginners move
 mrjujubeans: he’s enjoying that way too much
   Anubis169: Omae wa mou, shin de iru!
   Anubis169: 
   Anubis169: 
 A_Dub888: @Greyah I'll say, someone won with a lariat
Patorik: They've been punching each other for hours, and still haven't said their names yet?
 TheAwkes: Y'know, I might say "back in oh-8", but I wouldn't say "back in 18".
Oscelot: I love that we didn't bloody start with names
frank_the_great: Was that a left handed hand shake?
AHayes31: Did they shake their hands with their left hands??
 KBKarma: Yer man keeps explaining...
 Strebenherz: OWL
Boon_33: 'a drinking problem' ~airplane
 baltimore_667083: blue speed mouse
 matthaus_c: which way, Western Man?
 notthepenguins: "Took it off a man from 2040 actually"
 TotallyNotaBeholder: So I'm a bit late, are we playing Bread Fred Redemption?
frank_the_great: who?
 OldUncleDan: @AHayes31 Nothing wrong with that.
 morgoth_bauglyr: Math!
 MAPBoardgames: This dimention is full of MATH!
 Shadowsoflife: @Oscelot That's by a podcast group I used to listen to. roleplay pubic radio
 SquareDotCube: "cyber cowboy"
 sporkraptor: wait
Boon_33: cool windmill
Laserbeaks_Fury: did we port into RDR
Oscelot: @Shadowsoflife Oh nice
  TXC2: TotallyNotaBeholder  we got isakai'd into a book
 sporkraptor: oh this is a flashback
 A_Dub888: how many stars are on that flag?
 matthaus_c: oh this is how New Vegas starts
saintguard: Sponsored by West Fargo
SnowBuddy18: West Fargo
Boon_33: invasive tumbeweed!
Oscelot: I love that we apparently walked from Oregon to Utah
 MalFnord: Ah yes, the town of West Fargo, Middle of Fucking Nowhere
 TotallyNotaBeholder: @TXC2 Thank you
 groulux: Wouf... did you read that loading screen worldbuilding?
 raulghoulia: the guy plays' Magic?
 L0rdX33n: Like humans say
AHayes31: Find the local blacksmith to get back to the future
 Strebenherz: stabbities
  TXC2: BIG IRON ON HIS HIP!
 matthaus_c: that's the biggest fucking magnum
Critterbot: That revolver seems a tad too... modern. 
 terribleplan: A .88 magnum
saintguard: Texas Red!
 NotCainNorAbel: if it doesn't work you can always hit someone with it
 A_Dub888: just GUN
 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: that is 100% a king cobra
 MalFnord: Isn't that Hellboy's gun?
 Nigouki: Revolvus Maximus
 arcaneIllumination: @Oscelot It is. They do use the word zombie, but they are also often called casualties as an ironic reference to the initial sanitized news reports from the government in the starting days.
 MAPBoardgames: You know what they say about guys with big guns?
 notthepenguins: I'm telling you he mugged someone from modern times already
 sporkraptor: oh no Someone In The Coach (!!!!????!!!)
 OldUncleDan: A Deagle flavored Deagle?
Boon_33: stoppin powah
 sporkraptor: apparently they had a half-dozen guys in the coach
  TXC2: I've seen on forgotten weapons a shotgun revolver
seanmrwick: that's at least a 44 magnum
MallyxZero: That gun is so large it could be chasing sonic the hedgehog thru san fransisco
Desruprot: People go in Stage coaches 
Oscelot: @arcaneIllumination I like that take. 'cause I mean... they kinda are. it recognizes the humanity that was lost
Pteraspidomorphi: Schrodinger's trigger discipline, when your finger goes *through* the trigger
 TheMerricat: How many shots did that gun have?
 BlueFingers5: infinite revolver
   Anubis169: that's a mighty cylindar Alex
 TheAwkes: Lots of bullets in that 6-shooter.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @txc2 they had those in Titanfall, absolutely ruled
 betweenmyself: turns out the Postal Service was transporting James Monroe, President of the US back in the year 20
seanmrwick: thank god there's no clipozine
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hot many bullets in that cylinder
 kilnfiendpotter: Mylar is surprisingly supportive
evilspoons983: that was like 14 rounds, at least
 Mazrae: How many shots in that 6 shooter
Oscelot: that poor knife
 DrLigmaPhD: 50 star flag in the old west? 0/10 game
 A_Dub888: Hey Dawnguard! We've got a tube for you!
 matthaus_c: writes down Bubba invented the .44
Boon_33: crates how do they work?
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Forget his trenchcoat, what's her pushup bra made from?!
 kilnfiendpotter: Gotta go pick up Rappscallion! Have fun friends and dear lord I hope this makes more sense later.
 OldUncleDan: Roads...  Dusty Roads.
  NapalmSideburns: Dangit, I was gonna make that can't read joke!
 e_bloc: and I can't even read!
ANeMzero: this coach can't stop me I can't read
 matthaus_c: this guy HATES books
Oscelot: o/ @kilnfiendpotter 
 kilnfiendpotter: "Oooh I'll show you books!"
 schordash: 
 sporkraptor: at least unhitch the horses first
 notthepenguins: Amazing
 sporkraptor: horses are expensive
Boon_33: press E to do crime
evilspoons983: her "bra" just looks like it was a naked body that they put a different texture on
SnowBuddy18: please unhitch the horses
 raulghoulia: because youre *insecure*
Desruprot: 
  Foxmar320: woah
Oscelot: I love that we are going to blow up the stage coach and not *sell it*
   Anubis169: LOL
 Shadowsoflife: o7
 TimeToFry: Ohhhh my god
Oscelot: WOOW
 baltimore_667083: YEET
evilspoons983: amazing
 littleunknownn: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: sir
saintguard: 
 AugmentingPath: RELEASED!
Critterbot: Holy...!
 schordash: 
 Aenir798: oh my god
 e_bloc: 
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 Strebenherz: 10/10 oh my god
 BigDaddyBland87: 10/10 no notes
 HorusFive: 
  TXC2: TOO THE MOON!
seanmrwick: hahahahaaha
 MalFnord: damn skippy
 neisan2112:    
  NapalmSideburns: oh neigh
 anclag: you’re angry at the books
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT 
frank_the_great:   
 Nigouki: it's still good...it's still good...
 SymphonySolstice: 
Thisbymaster: horses don't weight anything
theamc2000: 5ey left
 NekomimiNinja: whoah!
 arcaneIllumination: What happened? I looked away for a second.
Oscelot: WOW
Boon_33: Visually stunning.
 KBKarma: Rockets!
 Redbassist:   
 MrSarkhan: 
 matthaus_c: NEVERMIND /FUCK/ those horses 
 morgoth_bauglyr:   
 goombalax: goodby honse, hello hilight reel
Angreed66: those horses would be worth a decent amount
 MAPBoardgames: Nevermind about the horses, that was hilarous!
Bassios: That horse: YEETED
sephsays: be free, horsey!
  Juliamon: arcaneIllumination Horse went to moon
TheAinMAP: 
 HorusFive: It's GOOOOOOOD 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: That horse is about to meet a manhole cover somewhere in the oort cloud
 JKBalch: Yoted
seanmrwick: smash the staaaaaaaate!
 Strebenherz: Team rocket's blasting off again!!
 littleunknownn: OMG
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Desruprot:  Ragdoll Horses
 HorusFive: But seriously- actual monster
Boon_33: I thought it was Garbage day?
DoubleNterprises: Hi ho Silver!  To the MOON!
 Keab42: I love it when we hit unintentionally funny gameplay
 margieargie: This game has EXACTLY the right level of production value for an ideal W+P game I think... wow
Oscelot: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo *wheeze*
 Mazrae: He went to a time before he blew up those horses
 MAPBoardgames: How much horse power to make it to space?
 NightValien28: its day of garbo, happy garbo everyone
Gizmoloid: fly horsie fly!
seanmrwick: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VivaciousLaconicCasetteSuperVinlin-36_c51pwWsXdOgp5
evilspoons983: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmazonianSpicyMushroomCoolStoryBro-0ob-iD9H-1bwqcPl
  TXC2: hello NightValien28  welcome
 HorusFive: New RDR DLC seems fun tho
 BITs19_: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ExuberantTacitSpaghettiCclamChamp-0VeP7SN-hUs1ORZX
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LovelyHeartlessElkWow-GTi4HQsVFpSP0IXf
 sporkraptor: ugh they just eep talking augh
 tidehollowcat: We got a bit o' horse shrapnel from four miles East
 OldUncleDan: For now...
  QuixoticScrivener: historian using two-digit years... he might not be good at this job
 notthepenguins: Genuinely had me laughing too hard to see
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DarkPlayfulReindeerUnSane-0NPPZaaSnyBpBr-T
 GasCityGaming: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WimpyPlainInternThisIsSparta-cW1g2WWbYJ95eaej
Boon_33: if the player can jump, the player must jump.
Oscelot: off for now to watch the vod with my hubby later o/ have... fun? 
 Scarbble: wood.
 sporkraptor: uh
 Drakas: hes mean sober
  TXC2: so long Oscelot  stay safe
kusinohki: based on alex's laugh, I chose a bad time to leave the room...
person322: stagecoach isekai'd
 JKBalch: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LitigiousHandsomeTurnipItsBoshyTime-5gsBoB3uHzBJVTwR
Oscelot: o7 @TXC2
 matthaus_c: there should be a game where you date the Isekai Truck
 djalternative: have you seen the video of RDR with mach speed horses?
 DrLigmaPhD: In the US it's industrial accident, I feel
 notthepenguins: I think I've seen that be a thing yeah
 asthanius: let's not consider the US's method
 Dalrint: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OptimisticSoftSoymilkCurseLit-z4X9jF4Vk80yPQeg
 Shadowsoflife: see you @Oscelot
MallyxZero: If optimus prime punched you in the face would isekai'd?
 A_Dub888: what about a MooseBear?
KeytarCat: Appalachia is just a long nap
 KBKarma: Knocked down by a Zamboni?
 MAPBoardgames: Wasn't there a manga about the guy who drives teh isikai truck?
Nydestroyer: us is 30-50 farrel hogs
 BlueMechanic: why would Morris the Moose do such a thing?
 v_nome: Isekai via being struck in the head by a hockey puck
RatekStormcrow: In Germany it's a BMW
ranoras: England is typically a wardrobe?
  NapalmSideburns: In the Netherlands you'd get isekai'd by a bike
 Robot_Bones: Doki Doki Truck-Kun
   Anubis169: UK it's either waking up somewhere or turning down a street
ArcadeEngineer: looking at the clips that first horse went STRAIGHT up and is in like two frames
 Shadowsoflife: @Nydestroyer or a pick up truck
 margieargie: Here in Kentucky it's whatever comes after saying "hold my beer and watch this"
 Mazrae: Unless you are in Florida then you get eaten by a gator
  QuixoticScrivener: Isn't living as an expat basically an isekai? 'Cause the army isekai'd me hard.
Gizmoloid: or Canada Goose?
 KBKarma: @mapboardgames yeah, it was a Korean manga.
 OldUncleDan: No...  Isekai in the USA is because of a Tornado.
Boon_33: goose would get you first, bear will show up if you don't skedaddle quick.
 DrLigmaPhD: @OldUncleDan Shit u right
   Anubis169: he's Zee Blues
Koios7: no, new character
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  TXC2: Anubis169  or a shop changing room 
MallyxZero: new character,john dies in canon
Desruprot: Isekai is Tornado, proof is in Wizard of Oz for US
 BigDaddyBland87: @margieargie ^
 DeChunkandFriends: John Goodman is in it
 fiftymcnasty: John Goodman
 djalternative: oh yeah. USA Isekai is def tornado
 sporkraptor: you can only pick up those *particular* logs
  Texan_Reverend: @OldUncleDan Hey, it worked for Wizard of Oz.
 OldUncleDan: @Texan_Reverend My point exactly.
Firewhiskers: I hate Illinois N*zis.
 A_Dub888: @DrLigmaPhD Holy crap, Wizard of Oz was the world's first isekai!!
evilspoons983: I love the version of Riders In the Sky in Blues Brothers 2000
   Anubis169: it's a celebration of all things music
 jonnykefka: @A_Dub888 I call and raise with "The Magic Flute"
ApplicativeJones: poor Carrie Fisher's character
PotatoWraiths: they're on a mission from God
 Strebenherz: wait
 Drakas: @A_Dub888 im going to say no
 PaintingWithFariss: Blues Brothers is still my favourite film to this day
Firewhiskers: Watch the director's cut of The Blues Brothers for more content!
 Strebenherz: they got ray charles?
 MalFnord: The end car chase of Blues Brothers is one of the best things ever put on film
   Anubis169: Strebenherz: yup!
 accountmadeforants: @NapalmSideburns A cargo bike, specifically.
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 GreatWahooney: Blues Brothers was such a different movie before and after I knew who all those people were
seanmrwick: Blues Brothers is so funny
 raulghoulia: and Aretha
 Shadowsoflife: Yeah @Strebenherz
 matthaus_c: there's probably an ancient greek play that's an isekai
 jonnykefka: I saw a production of the magic flute recenly and realized yeah, it's a goddamn isekai
 DeChunkandFriends: Gotta go to a restaurant, Aretha Franklin is one of the owners.
 kynelwynn: It holds the record for most amount of police car crashes in a stunt too!
 jonnykefka: I mean nobody watches it for the plot so who cares but it 100% is
seanmrwick: also, Blues Brothers is literally around my neck of the woods
 djalternative: yeah. Aretha Franklin is also in the movie
 KBKarma: @strebenherz Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, J. L. Hooker, James Brown, and more.
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 matthaus_c: is katabasis an isekai in general
AHayes31: spooky
 Strebenherz: @KBKarma daaang
 raulghoulia: Cab Calloway does Minnie the Moocher
 NekomimiNinja: 
 JoannaTastic: When I watched that film for the first time, I'd heard of Aretha Franklin but didn't know what she looked like. Imagine my surprise when getting to the end credits montage.
 arcaneIllumination: WHAT?
 Scarbble: alex!
Gizmoloid: When I first watched it seeing Carrie Fisher with a rocket launcher was a trip! 
Metric_Furlong: sir?
 dumbo3k: Alex!
 matthaus_c: yeah
Bassios: Excusenfuck?
 jonnykefka: !sir
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DaxStrife: True, first Blues Brothers has the best car chase scene in pre-2000's cinema.
 MAPBoardgames: Is that an artifact? Or is it a turd?
Firewhiskers: I got that reference Alex
 matthaus_c: y'all never heard that?
 L0rdX33n: I beg your pardon?
seanmrwick: if we're talking Isekai, would you consider this older anime "gate" an Isekai?
GameWithShame: oooo been quite a bit since I've caught some live GORBAGE
frank_the_great: 
Critterbot: Come again? 
 red_shoes_jeff:  
 neisan2112: Lmao, Alex knows
DoubleNterprises: The unfinished highway in Blues Brothers is a section I used to commute on daily going to College
 kynelwynn: It's a furry meme, G
 jamesinor: Is the Bible technically a double isekai?
DoubleNterprises: (They finished it, obvs.)
GameWithShame: we timeloopin'?
 e_bloc: casual sleep on a log
 Drakas: @MAPBoardgames its coprolite
Desruprot: Wolves get ya or what?
 OldUncleDan: @seanmrwick Gate, Maze, El Hazard are all great older Isekai.
  Juliamon: humble brag
 Strebenherz: m
 matthaus_c: I'm losing my mind here Squirtle
 BITs19_: oh good, I got that emergency test too
 djalternative: he's stuck in the same story book
seanmrwick: @OldUncleDan ok good
 sporkraptor: and then he dies
frank_the_great: That's what they want you to think
 A_Dub888: if this is a timeloop, how does he know how long he's been here?
 jamesinor: He has remarkably good teeth
 KBKarma: Fuckin' geddit!
 Strebenherz: "normally" has no place here
DoubleNterprises: So Wilt Chamberlain if he really didn't give a fuck
kusinohki: eqyptian myth of traveling the duat every night - isekai??
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 sporkraptor: damn whiny boy
  QuixoticScrivener: Did Mastodon pull a Beta Max/HD DVD?
 Strebenherz: how is his phone still charged
 djalternative: sister?
 Diabore: whos the guy on the phone?
 sporkraptor: that's his ~sister~
 matthaus_c: he doesn't look like the same person
 A_Catastrophic_Success: You knew my father?  KNEW ‘EM?  HE WAS DELICIOUS!!
 DrLigmaPhD: You're being groundhog's dayed with the world's second most useless man after yourself
Angreed66: who took these photos
 sporkraptor: fun sponge?
TheAinMAP: He's going to run his battery down.
 A_Dub888: he still has 70% charge?
  TXC2: fun sponge?
AHayes31: I suppose the battery will run out
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 L0rdX33n: Who is taking these photos?
Desruprot: 
 BigDaddyBland87: @A_Catastrophic_Success I wonder if I can drink the sun
evilspoons983: turn down your screen brightness you goblin
 OldUncleDan: The Third Greene brother they don't talk about.
PotatoWraiths: I scawed
 matthaus_c: i'm scawwed
seanmrwick: she looks like she's a sims model
saintguard: The lost Vlog Brother
frank_the_great: This still isn't horrible
  TXC2: he absorbs fun ?
 Strebenherz: oh my god
  Foxmar320: hahahaaa
 Aenir798: What is wrong with this guy
AHayes31: Queue the bad acting
 SpacePotato01: what
Laserbeaks_Fury: 70% can I have that phone?
GameWithShame: I don't have the battery life to timeloop rn...
saintguard: UH
 matthaus_c: WHOA
  QuixoticScrivener: that phone would be zero'd with no signal
 baltimore_667083: oh no
PotatoWraiths: HOLY
 KenKopin: Dude, stop spiking the camera 
 SpacePotato01: were those lines?
noSmokeFire: dude, I have bad news about what your battery will be like tomorrow
 notthepenguins: It's only down 30%???
 jessieimproved: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It is NOT hammer time!
 jamesinor: Oh hey, crazy party huh?
  TXC2: 0 to NOPE
 AugmentingPath: I don't have the strength and only 70% batteries left is so good
 sporkraptor: uuuhhhhh
TheAinMAP: 
 TheOtherTrevor: This is what happens if you don't charge your phone battery
Desruprot: 
 A_Catastrophic_Success: @bigdaddybland87 Rowsdower, is that a stupid name?
 BITs19_: smash cut to dead bodies!?!?
 tidehollowcat: Hey look, the other shoe dropped!
 Strebenherz: Welcome to 70% battery HELL
 Twilight_Spark: Okay.
 sporkraptor: That Escalated Quickly
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dead by Daylight
 A_Dub888: UM
Salbastro: why are they all identical?
 Mazrae: Are they all you?
 TheNerdWonder: wait, those are all him
ArcadeEngineer: who had insane sudden tonal shift on their bingo card
 DrLigmaPhD: Y'all don't have this dream regularly
 DrLigmaPhD: ?
 matthaus_c: they're just playing Dead Bodies
frank_the_great: Well, this isn't your first rodeo
 jamesinor: They also only had 70% battery
 SpacePotato01: Did someone snd the VA a copy of a script draft and they just read it as lines?
richard_ermen: This scene clearly not good for cardiac people!
 Twilight_Spark: You go girl.
  Foxmar320: Chains are having a good time
UltimateSilence: i had this room in rimworld
 BigDaddyBland87: @A_Catastrophic_Success just don't eat my FOOD
 raulghoulia: 404'd
 Admiralmatt: smash cut to bleach white skeleton
seanmrwick: what in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?
Critterbot: Does that one skeleton still have hair?
 shurtal: not the weirdest cieling fans i've ever seen
 BusTed: why is the lock on the inside
 sporkraptor: I am having such a deja vu moment... I could swear I've seen this before
 malsareus: so what's the asking price for this real estate?
Laserbeaks_Fury: ahh, the Skeleton Key
 BlueMechanic: Bone?
noSmokeFire: it's OSHA, graham
Metric_Furlong: despite all our rage we still locked ourselves in a cage?
Boon_33: in case of skeletons
  Foxmar320: WAT
 HorusFive: That's some top-tier point and click adventure reference
PotatoWraiths: he had a bone to pick with that lock
 dumbo3k: What movies?!
Firewhiskers: Use bone on grue
 notthepenguins: What movie???
 GreatWahooney: a skeleton ke
 Astra7525: Skeleton mkey?
SalmirAeon: skeleton key
  TXC2: !addquote (Alex) [now] I don't have the strength, and only 70% battery left. |quoting game dialogue.
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 e_bloc: 2001 a space odyssey
 Dog_of_Myth: Just your normal Bone Key
 HorusFive: 
 terribleplan: 2001?
Firewhiskers: plugh xyzzy
 BusTed: 
frank_the_great: Nice rack
 Aenir798: @Salbastro No it was locked. We picked it with the bone.
 korvys: "You can use a bone, just like in the movies" would make great !advice
saintguard: Oh, fictional medieval torture exhibit
Desruprot: bone > arrow
kusinohki: I have a bone to lock pick with this game...
 A_Dub888: wait, how.... did were they able to string up the corpses in the cage like that?
PotatoWraiths: flies the size of bats
 LordZarano: I'm going to go with dream sequence, possibly made real by whatever magic this place is
seanmrwick: like pirates of the caribbean
  Foxmar320: I bet this place smells amazing
 sporkraptor: portacages
 DrLigmaPhD: Juice press actually. Torturers need to stay refreshed.
 shurtal: progtag got big ups
 SpacePotato01: they're time flies
 kynelwynn: Um, actually, that's a pillory. The stocks goes around the ankles
KeytarCat: If it only smelled like blood and not death...
evilspoons983: @kusinohki oh my god is this the joke they're making
Firewhiskers: @Desruprot What if you made a bone arrow though?
 malsareus: I appreciate the halloween decorations
 GreatWahooney: it's called a skeleton key, G
 Zandivya: What's the battery situation though?
seanmrwick: I think it was in Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl
 dumbo3k: The only game I even know that has you pick a lock with a bone, is Hitman, and it breaks after use
 OldUncleDan: Aren't those Satyrs?
 matthaus_c: the cuck chair
 jamesinor: They're being minotaur-tured
 CaptainSpam: THE COMFY CHAIR?!?
Angreed66: not with a femur but smaller bones could act more like pin movers
Firewhiskers: Death chair, sequel to Death Bed
 sporkraptor: The Comfy Spiked Chair
 SquareDotCube: the anus gainer
 sporkraptor: music suddenly stop
 raulghoulia: I hope our cowboy is alright
  TXC2: the chair of modest comfort
 DrLigmaPhD: It's called "The Tub"...
saintguard: I think that's the Cowboy
 red_shoes_jeff: Jack Sparrow tried to pick a lock with a bone in one of the PotC movies. Didn't work.
 OldUncleDan: Nick Roades?
 malsareus: Look the spikes are not ideal but the lumbar support is real
saintguard: I'm pretty sure his full name is Nick Rhodes
 sporkraptor: wh
Firewhiskers: What asset shop did they get that from?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sleestaks
seanmrwick: @red_shoes_jeff thank you for clarifying that actually. I wasn't sure if he was able to
Nydestroyer: this small comfort will make the other torcher devices worse
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Desruprot: The Comfy Chair, great Monty Python reference
evilspoons983: that door was like 15 feet tall
 HorusFive: A little creative bone decoration craft.  As a treat
 MAPBoardgames: Who lit a giant bonfire and isn't watching it?
 kynelwynn: Ape
 KenKopin: I think one was a Klingon
alittlebittilted: We accept all bones here
sephsays: some kinda jigskull
Firewhiskers: Game designed by going through the asset shop and seeing what looked cool
 TheAwkes: Real Bone Tomahawk vibes going on in here, says someone who has only ever seen Bone Tomahawk.
  TXC2: it's funny how Pynogoly was disproven IN the 1800's
 e_bloc: cousin of Cody Rhodes
seanmrwick: Im kind of getting some RE4 skulls for some reason
DigitalSeahorse: oh no I'm getting ads
Metric_Furlong: no, he's not
 sporkraptor: shoot them with a rock
Firewhiskers: Michael Berryman!
sephsays: oh all of those ropes just... fell off, huh?
DoodlestheGreat: "Welcome to 'Bob's Haus of Bones!' We have everything for your skeletal needs."
Bassios: I don't think this game is aware of concepts in general
  Juliamon: oh it's Mad Max
 brieandbacon: Is that Jason?
 ZombieHendrix: uh, who?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
darkpks2: This stream is going to be fun
 notthepenguins: L ook you tried the stealth sections Alex, do you think hes familiar with hiding?
AHayes31: Michael Myers?
frank_the_great: smash, next question
Boon_33: cool stag hat
 A_Catastrophic_Success: Garth Vader
Jethrain: press space to adele
 AugmentingPath: We could've had it alllll... Rolling in a fight....
saintguard: I love this nordic LARP
 MAPBoardgames: Bald goth! I choose you!
 OldUncleDan: Escape from The Rack?  Are we fighting Lex Lugar?
 sporkraptor: use one of those axes, damn
 malsareus: liquid pizza, the new sensation
alittlebittilted: Bone armor, bone weapons, bone underwear. Everything bone
Boon_33: MC has strong bones
 e_bloc: we dark souls now
 SocraticMethod: !r1
Nydestroyer: remember when he taught him how to do that
 DrLigmaPhD: Do fire burn?
 GasCityGaming: are these Senua enemies?
PotatoWraiths: oh no not Heilung
  TXC2: !findquote r1
  LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these  ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
 matthaus_c: that's a large lad
 RAICx: Heilung noooooo!
 margieargie: You're huge!  That means you have huge guts!
 A_Dub888: pretty sure I fought these guys in Skyrim
 niccus: just like god hand
 neisan2112: Lolol, holy shit Alex dont do that, Heilung's too cool
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MAPBoardgames: shots and shots and shots
Boon_33: I think one might have been a Klingon
 sporkraptor: ooo that was. thrilling
 CaptainSpam: And music just stops HARD.
  Foxmar320: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 sporkraptor: Nick...
  TXC2: GOAL!
 ZombieHendrix: he loves doing that
 malsareus: HOMERUN
seanmrwick: why not do the Jason Statham and just block the axe like in Transporter 2
 raulghoulia: proud of that animation
DoodlestheGreat: AND IT'S GOOD!
 e_bloc: this game fucking rules
evilspoons983: WHY IS HE SQUATTING
saintguard: IT'S GOOD!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 neisan2112: Fax
Boon_33: getting full value from the fieldgoal animation
 A_Dub888: Didn't Vigo Mortenson break his foot kicking a corpse like that?
 darkpks2: zero recoil
 Kazman20a: and infinite ammo
 BlueFingers5: recoil hard to animate
seanmrwick: @A_Dub888 he kicked a helmet
 dumbo3k: @A_Dub888 A helmet, IIRC
 darkpks2: pelet gun
 Astra7525: @A_Dub888 helmet, but yeah
 Greyah: Oh it has recoil. That man is just unbelievably strong.
 malsareus: hey! an arm can block a sword, once
 sporkraptor: and be sure not to pick up any of those weapons, they're obviously useless 9___9
 CaptainSpam: Eh, just ask the Oki Oki boys, they know all about blocking all manner of attacks with just one's arms.
 A_Dub888: @Astra7525 yeah didn't he use a similar kick?
seanmrwick: yeah in Two Towers
 BigDaddyBland87: block moving!!
 matthaus_c: just like when Cam beefed his leg on the friend zone table
Bassios: I blocked an axe with my face at a re-enactment event once... thankfully the person holding the axe pulled the shot properly so it just stung instead of completely re-arranging my face
 raulghoulia: tried to kill James Bond
 GapFiller: During The War Even!
DigitalSeahorse:  today's garbage is so bad that Alex need goggles!
seanmrwick: my favorite one is about Christopher Lee
seanmrwick: yeah that's so true
  TXC2: "can you keep a secret?" "yes" "I can too"
Metric_Furlong: mine was Sean Bean being terrified of helicopters and so just scaled his way up the mountain early in the morning when they were shooting on location
 Drakas: he was a spy and also who james bond is based on
seanmrwick: wasn't there one about Elijah wood getting a splinter in his foot
 GDwarble: An ad lib? Isn't that an old kind of sound card?
 red_shoes_jeff: Straight up telling Peter Jackson "I remember what people sound like when their stabbed to death"
 LostThePirate: Sean Astin got the splinter
 Trahas: @seanmrwick i thought it was sam who cut his foot on glass in the river
Laserbeaks_Fury: There a difference between "ad lib" and "unrehersed"
seanmrwick: @Trahas I think it was
 bwk789: Gilbert gottfried?
 DrLigmaPhD: The Raiders shootout is one of the big ones
 CaptainSpam: FACES
PotatoWraiths: why so clooooose
 Strebenherz: what is this camera angle
Patorik: Rhodse's face is moving, but his beard is staying still
 Dog_of_Myth: Personal space man
seanmrwick: yeah the Raider's fight was totally accidental
 Strebenherz: oh my god
Jethrain: oh NO
 MAPBoardgames: He plays both kinds of music: country and western
PotatoWraiths: LMAOOOOO
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 neisan2112: Ahahhahahahah
  TXC2: what is this game?!
 Astra7525: rhythm game!
 FarleyF: um there was a Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran so i wonder if they are trying to copy him
 accountmadeforants: Game perfect
 Zandivya: I'm a... floutist
 margieargie: Oooh, Rhythm Cafe time
 malsareus: Bring us Heather
Angreed66: also is that a recorder
 Dog_of_Myth: Call Ian
 NightValien28: amazing
 GapFiller: Somebody Get Heather In Here!
 AugmentingPath: you lose
Firewhiskers: BAKA MITAI
 MrSarkhan: Is this the greatest game ever made?
 neisan2112: Rhythm Cafe when?
 Jedi_Master_Zell: They really love the game industry.
 ZombieHendrix: win those hearts and minds!
 terribleplan: So... it's a someone's attempt at a Yakuza?
 matthaus_c: is that a hold?
Nydestroyer: uh I walked away for a moment what happened? lol
 A_Dub888: Man Dave the Diver's got ALL the genres
 accountmadeforants: This is like that one game Ian played for PiF. Where there was exactly *one* Rhythm section
  TXC2: welcome to the next hour chat 
 AugmentingPath: Is D mapped wrong?
Desruprot:   
Laserbeaks_Fury: This now qualifies for Rhythm Heaven
 jonnykefka: unexpected rhythm game?
 e_bloc: GOTY
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheAwkes: Middle of the box?
34 raiders from GoodDayInternet have joined!
 Drakas: he had to have que cards on the set of lord of the rings as he kept forgetting his lines, this is from John Noble
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
seanmrwick: I think what happened was Harrison Ford was suffering from heat stroke and just called an "audible" and cut the fight short and Spielberg said "yeah we can leave it in there"
  Foxmar320: Welcome raiders
 CaptainSpam: Press To Skip prompt on top?
  TXC2: Hello raiders
 dumbo3k: I think the letter disappears?
 Trahas: it keeps failing on the "D"
 dumbo3k: oh xD
 red_shoes_jeff: Oh
 BigDaddyBland87: user error
TheAinMAP: 
 darkpks2: my biggest pet peve is wishing it was arrow keys
 matthaus_c: the guy isn't even DANCING
 sporkraptor: what the what.
 Strebenherz: Time for music hell
 TheAwkes: What if your rhythm game was actually just a qte?
maefly2: i like that they have "press to skip" to acknowledge that people just will not want to do this
 Keab42: I like that it has the Press to Skip option
Jethrain: that's gone back to the start i think
 BusTed: 
 northos: can you press space to just skip the section?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
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 morgoth_bauglyr: 
 dumbo3k: I appreciate Graham dancing along xD
artacuno53: the presses arent even on beat
 KBKarma: I don't think the LDS in Deseret had recorders...
Nydestroyer: dave spokesman dance clearly
artacuno53: this is bad
 Trahas: @northos that would be giving in to defeat though
  Foxmar320: Graham unlocked a new dance
 DrLigmaPhD: Visiting drunk entertains town simpleton
 Zandivya: 
 Nigouki: Graham can we have that dance but with booth and greenscreen please?
 malsareus: peace
 Wicker_Guide: had you played this a month ago this would absolutely have been a skit on Desert Bus
 Ard_Rhys: I went away for like 10 minutes and now this is a rhythm game
 lamina5432: if  this was in arrow keys it’d be better.
 betweenmyself: we’re only going to give you eighteen more tried to impress us before we string you up
 Drakas: this song for a troll in the Random dance part next year
PotatoWraiths: what is HAPPENING
 DrLigmaPhD: Helll yeah brother
 A_Dub888: this is a flashback?? must've zoned out at some point
KeytarCat: Does Alex use esdf for movement?  I remember someone on LRR mentioned that
 sporkraptor: what... this... what
epsilon_vee: what was that about fried chicken
 OldUncleDan: To be fair; I'm quite the fiend for Fried Chicken as well.
  TXC2: they had fried chicken in the 1800;s ?
 MAPBoardgames: This guy sounds like Montgomery Cohen.
 Cptasparagus: they had chicken and oil
 sporkraptor: it is necessary to secretly follow the Bard
 sporkraptor: you're going to mug Shakespeare
alittlebittilted: So this games context is non existent or all encompassing? I'm confused.
 Wicker_Guide: yes
 Jillexie: It eas
 Gaelan_Maestro: Lard
 matthaus_c: this is still very unusually high quality VO, so props there?
Dr_fragenstien: yeah, you could deep fry in lard
 Strebenherz: " However, the Scottish were the first to have been recorded as deep frying their chicken in fat with breadcrumbs and seasonings, as evidenced by a recipe in a 1747 cookbook by Hannah Glasse[1] and a 1773 diary entry describing fried chicken on the Isle of Skye"
Jethrain: It is necessary to secretly follow the Bard
 SquareDotCube: definitely pan fry
 notthepenguins: Sure, oil is from all over
Desruprot: @TXC2 was called Devilled Bones back then
 Aenir798: According to Wikipedia, "The American English expression "fried chicken" was first recorded in the 1830s,"
seanmrwick: I don't think it was
 lirazel64: Lard? Sure!
 Cptasparagus: "The history of fried chicken is thousands of years old, with origins in China, the Middle East, and West Africa. " - google
 Gaelan_Maestro: they fried everything in Lard
Nydestroyer: we must simply solve for when kentucy was founded clearly
  TXC2: Desruprot  neat
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is straight out of Black Flag
  Texan_Reverend: You could also fry it in fat.
 corefluxx: YAY! Garbage Day!
frank_the_great: "The American English expression "fried chicken" was first recorded in the 1830s, and frequently appears in American cookbooks of the 1860s and 1870s"
frank_the_great: Per wiki
 MAPBoardgames: They had fish and chips since the 1700s
 malsareus: how many mechanics does this game even have?
 MDK_Marshal: "Yo I'm about to eat"
 fiftymcnasty: Animal fat was not super hard to come by
DigitalSeahorse: aye
 SquareDotCube: look, what else are you going to do with stale dry bread
 Pinwiz11: Love the scale of Warning to Warning
  TXC2: everything is older then we think it is 
 Wicker_Guide: animal fat is about as widely available as animal meat
 anclag: Once again, I am truly proud to be Scottish.
KeytarCat: Everything is either newer or older than we think
 Zandivya: You're following Bluto
 lirazel64: The writing is weird, but... kind of interesting?
 CaptainSpam: Fruit seller!  Yummy yummy!
  TXC2: CaptainSpam  
 notthepenguins: Because he hates books
 matthaus_c: better lead than nothing ig
KeytarCat: ScandaNOvia
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 raulghoulia: It's Headley!
DigitalSeahorse: pass them off at the head
 Drasvin: And no one else in this village seems to care about a weird person sneaking around.
Desruprot: The book might just be about Olaf One Eye
 ZombieHendrix: this dev is successfully replicating all these mechanics alright...
Laserbeaks_Fury: You couldn't Make Blazzing Saddles today, it's too funny and original.
 sporkraptor: gotta poop
 DahudLefthanded: Oh yeah, I've been wondering: how did that bomb cyclone go in Victoria?
seanmrwick: for some reason I'd love to see some kind of "western Assassin's Creed" kind of game
 SquareDotCube: despite our demeanor don't kick the pig
  TXC2: I feel like people would ask about our hat
  Foxmar320: hahahaaaa
 darkpks2: 
 DrLigmaPhD: BOO
Firewhiskers: Intimidate
 malsareus: wait, is this a clone of a Ubisoft game?
 Strebenherz: Cowbow ninjaaaaaaaaa
better_seasons: you know this game makes me thing an assasins creed in the wild west could be fun. That isn't this game but still.
 A_Dub888: SPEAR
 anclag: surprise hug!
 matthaus_c: awaa!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 sporkraptor: that's not the bard, that's just a guy who was dancing.
 Strebenherz: Palmslap the bard
 Drakas: but what if buy rereading the book it send you back in time more
 Wicker_Guide: had SC3
 DeM0nFiRe: EHHHH
 darkpks2: everyone works on wednesdays. parking lots full, employees disgruntled
Firewhiskers: Games. Torture doesn't work. Stop it.
  TXC2: this guy is an idiot 
 CaptainSpam: Sudden clock!
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, happy gyarbag dyay
seanmrwick: roll for intimidation
 LurkerSpine: wait, the Bard didn't even give you a chance to tell you anything
 OldUncleDan: And now a timed section.
 Wicker_Guide: erm, had AC3 done better I'm sure we would have gotten AC Wild West
 corefluxx: He was just punishing a snitch is all
  TXC2: hello ButButTheJesus  welcome
 SocraticMethod: Oh hey, it's the asset flip version of the CoD torture scene
 darkpks2: bunnyhopping through town
 LurkerSpine: err, you didn't give the Bard a chance
Desruprot: uh timed
 LurkerSpine: anyway parkour
 Wicker_Guide: in fairness, this dude is still more coherent and less goblin than the MC of the Now Kiss game yesterday
 sporkraptor: electric blue water...
 CaptainSpam: No mantling, whatsoever?
 anclag: who parks like that??
 malsareus: lorge winebarrel?
 darkpks2: 120gallon
DigitalSeahorse: roll under the tower
Firewhiskers: Up on the roof via the pipe
josh___something: Fight the chicken
 SquareDotCube: I think you wne the wrong direction of the fork
  TXC2: greatest cooper in the world to make that barrel
  Foxmar320: 
DigitalSeahorse: F
 matthaus_c: RIP
 CaptainSpam: WOOF
 SocraticMethod: ark!
 BITs19_: *poke* DEAD
epsilon_vee: some kind of super-collider
 matthaus_c: that'd be me if I got stabbed with a spear tbh
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is how you join Nito's Covenant
 LordZarano: I'd love to see a speedrun of this game
 sporkraptor: this is bad *and* boring. 
 A_Dub888: is that why the post apocalypse has so many flaming barrels?
 matthaus_c: some W+P games have speedruns on GDQ and they're always delightful
Patorik: The water is so unnaturally blue...
Firewhiskers: @LordZarano This is what you're seeing now prob
 Strebenherz: Is there a game yet where you fight autonomous barrels and crates in an otherwise unremarkable video game envrionment
 GreatWahooney: thank you Alex, that was a solid Goofy yell
DigitalSeahorse: pro strats
josh___something: Why is there a TICKING?
 A_Dub888: @matthaus_c you're delightful
 SocraticMethod: urk!
 MDK_Marshal: The really boxed you in, there
Laserbeaks_Fury: They boxed you in
 SomebodyNowhere: awww
 Strebenherz: Crates out to get you
 CaptainSpam: Oh, so there IS mantling.  Sometimes.  When you don't want it.
  TXC2: box bad
 SchalaKitty: I hate the design of that timer.
 matthaus_c: @A_Dub888 
 malsareus: the wrath of the crates
 Aenir798: @josh___something time limit up top
DigitalSeahorse: that was crate
Punching_Bag: Fission Mailed
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
Desruprot: some kind of Crypt
 matthaus_c: night TXC2
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Alex and Graham
 raulghoulia: @Punching_Bag that's only for creating time paradoxes
  Texan_Reverend: Later @TXC2
KeytarCat: No entry on Speedrun.com for this
 matthaus_c: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a hole where chat sees it all
DigitalSeahorse: can you go outside the fence I wonder
DoubleNterprises: Have a good one, TXC2!
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 later, try not to get isekai'd by any books
 SocraticMethod: guh!
wildpeaks: betrayed by the door
 SomebodyNowhere: huh
 malsareus: axed in the butt
 Strebenherz: Got axed like a tree
 matthaus_c: lmao you're good
 OldUncleDan: Maybe you have to fight them?
josh___something: Tick tick
 SocraticMethod: platform off to the left?
GameWithShame: are you apologizing for this game being... like this?
 sporkraptor: yeah I have to go, have fuuuuunnnnnn... ??
 MAPBoardgames: This is totally a QWERPline episode where Montgomery Cohen telling G$ & A-t about a dream he had.
 Scarbble: some kinda... CRYPT
 KBKarma: Hate timed levels.
alittlebittilted: One hit kills are just cheap when NOTHING around for most of lv
 Greyah: I really wonder where the book is at. He should probably tell us.
 KBKarma: Ship leaves from a pier? Wow
 matthaus_c: there has to be an oob trick here
josh___something: Didn't think I'd relate to The Telltale heart today, but that DAMN ticking is driving me up the wall
 KBKarma: I think you need to murder these buds.
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhah
 A_Dub888: Remember when we were some librarym'n going to work instead of going to pub trivia?
 KBKarma: My bad.
 SomebodyNowhere: that movement in the air
 FarleyF: why do the vikings sound like orcs/ogres
Nickiatori: that guy sounds like strongbad
DigitalSeahorse: grab him from way back there xD
 Greyah: His leggies while he's falling! That looks amazing.
 MAPBoardgames: Good thing some vikings spray-painted white on the boxes you could climb
 Wicker_Guide: this new god of war game seems like a downgrade
DigitalSeahorse: blow out
 DrLigmaPhD: They have no context to be afraid of a gun...
 northos: wait, so, you got to the pier in the time limit and THE BOAT HAD STILL LEFT?
 GasCityGaming: How would one get ahold of devs like this to offer VA? (only kind of joking)
 matthaus_c: he didn't come from the 1800s, he came from New Vegas
 GapFiller: thought it was an autorevolver for a moment
Metric_Furlong: it could be iron pyrite 
 KBKarma: Yer man looks like Torgo, but with less pain.
josh___something: Oh, this animation is tragic
 A_Dub888: he's become battle hardened
 kynelwynn: You could have a detailed gun in the 1800's
 betweenmyself: he got the scar from one of the more rowdy Pub Trivia Nights
evilspoons983: "press F to on light"
  Foxmar320: The sub ocean calls to us
Jethrain: so there IS a way through
wildpeaks: the call of the void
Patorik: If batter power is so precious, maybe he should turn off the flashlight
 CaptainSpam: Wait, so Nick Rhodes is just following you, holding this conversation?  Is that why his voice suddenly started echoing when you entered the cave?
 Drakas: hey folks how is bingo going today
 MAPBoardgames: This is the Dark Tower
 kynelwynn: Togedamaru?
 Astra7525: Live. out-of-Bounds. Repeat
 terribleplan: That was the best episode of Stargate
 matthaus_c: oh no, not Lost Woods
alittlebittilted: Happy deathday 2 kinda does that
 A_Dub888: HEH.Rollins
 notthepenguins: That always makes me think of the Stargate loop ep where they golf through the gate
 SocraticMethod: Sounds like "The Field" by Ed Brisson and Simon Roy
Desruprot: walking in circles
 Astra7525: Amazing that we still have battery on our phone
wildpeaks: flawless masterpiece
Firewhiskers: Diggy diggy hole
 northos: yeah, one of my consistent favorite parts of time loop media is showing the cycles where they just fuck around 
evilspoons983: boy there's a LOT of seams in that cave
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
 Ravynn: Golfing through the stargate is still one of my favs
wildpeaks: oh, ohno
 SquareDotCube: shoot golf balls through the wormhole
 northos: @Ravynn in the middle of my BACKSWING?!
 DrLigmaPhD: It's how you do your Fatality
 SomebodyNowhere: how do you like exposition dumps
 Gekyouryuu: @northos love me some SG1
 dumbo3k: One of the Assassin's creed games had you finding the logs of one of those dungeon creators, who was utterly baffled why his boss wanted them made
josh___something: Curious is the Trapmaker's art, its efficacy etc. etc.
 Masslost: stargate sg-1  had a amazing time loop episode
 RatherLargeToad: “Runes.” “Runes?”. “Hired runes”
 malsareus: A dungeon trap maintenance contractor game
 accountmadeforants: As you do
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I love how Star Trek Discovery gave a character immunity to time loop episodes. Cause I really dislike them as a trope
 ShaneLeeAtk: So they burned'em
 MalFnord: How does the Mormon outlaw know ANY of this?!
Firewhiskers: At least these voice actors aren't AI? I think?
 Astra7525: @MalFnord Mormon outlaw who can't read
 Drakas: i feel like there is more to nick then he is saying
 GreatWahooney: everything is Janeway's fault
PotatoWraiths: god dammit
 notthepenguins: This is all in the holodeck
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 red_shoes_jeff: I... What?
 malsareus: hold it, how do we know what these runes are?
Desruprot: We puzzle game now
Laserbeaks_Fury: Solomon Grundy...Born on a Monday...
 Cptasparagus: King Wet
 arcaneIllumination: Wasn't Edge of Tomorrow loosely based off of a light novel?
 RatherLargeToad: so the first one is Solomon …Grundy
 DrLigmaPhD: This could be a cool puzzle in a vastly beetter game
 SomebodyNowhere: yikes
Pteraspidomorphi: the fun bit!
 malsareus: also, are we counting from monday or sunday?
KeytarCat: Love these puzzles!
 SocraticMethod: Holy aspect ratio batman
 A_Dub888: hold up, he still has 56% battery?
 kynelwynn: Someone really liked that one piano puzzle in Silent Hill 2
wildpeaks: I love how the image isn't the right aspect ratio too
 Drasvin: Logic puzzle
 Strebenherz: thank god he saved all this to his phone
 DrLigmaPhD: Where is Solomon Grundy?
 A_Dub888: he's only lost 14% charge?
evilspoons983: did you say starting on monday earlier?
 Twilight_Spark: This would be the part of the bad game where I discovered that Alt+F4 is a full sentence.
wildpeaks: some words aren't even aligned with each other on some lines
 Drasvin: Doesn't it say when to start on the bottom of the screen?
Firewhiskers: Roberta Williams enters the chat and says this puzzle is too bullshit for her
Angreed66: @malsareus Count from Wednesday to shake things up
evilspoons983: it says "starting on (something)" in white underneath Alex
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fair Ricky
 Robot_Bones: Fair Ricky its a pity you don't understand
 A_Dub888: how old is the seven day week as we know it today?
 GasCityGaming: with runes like these ricky!
Firewhiskers: David Cage enters the chat and steals this puzzle for his next game
 GasCityGaming: These runes ricky, runes ricky, don't drop these rocks ricky!
 Gekyouryuu: Sunday is usually the easiest day to identify, because they write it 3 times before saying that you'll pay for your entire seat but only need the edge
 bisaflau: I think the half life should be on thursday
 A_Dub888: @Firewhiskers there'd be a quicktime event to reach for, grab, and place each tile
DigitalSeahorse: thursday at the top
DigitalSeahorse: of the clues
 northos: does the selection cycle by the order they were in originally? that seems awful
 KBKarma: Right, I'm gonna go to bed. Just got home from the hospital, and I'm tired.
 Diabore: 
Firewhiskers: Whoa
josh___something: WHOA
 A_Dub888: whoa
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 morgoth_bauglyr:  
 Strebenherz: i was going to say, you have a minicannon as a gun, can you just shoot the wall
 Diabore: that sounds vile
 korvys: That was like... a real puzzle
Laserbeaks_Fury: But in Latin, Jehova starts with an I
 Astra7525: This feels like a strong contender for "The Room of videogames"
 SocraticMethod: Graham, please think of the headphone users
 Astra7525: *another
 Strebenherz: "alcohol induced madness"
 SomebodyNowhere: uhhhhh
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Bruceski: "My shoes are wet, guess I'll die."
Firewhiskers: You got eaten by the Dragon's Dogma water monster
 MalFnord: Caution: Protagonist dies in ankle-high water
 SocraticMethod: K, off I go to find a toga and hemlock o/
Critterbot: Yes.
GameWithShame: Never hemlock yourself.
 dumbo3k: Might be 3 days until the next reset?
 asthanius: 20
Jethrain: plot twist: it's 13 days
 notthepenguins: Maybe it's three days til loop end?
 A_Dub888: Why is Cowboy working with us?
 northos: @A_Dub888 we're working with Cowboy
evilspoons983: the cowboy's voice actor is alright but the guy playing Alex has absolutely no sense of how serious the situation is
 Drakas: dose the phone battery reset
 Gekyouryuu: "We'll be here for a fortnight." "Wait... 2 weeks, or until 99 other people die?"
 Strebenherz: "I struggle with breathing underwater"
 Wicker_Guide: lack of any other options plus desire to talk to someone
DigitalSeahorse: you're not supposed to breathe underwater
 SomebodyNowhere: acceleration
 L0rdX33n: 20, like a human says
 notthepenguins: The actual suffocation part hurts a lot afaik
 A_Dub888: 
 BigDaddyBland87: safe water
Firewhiskers: *Sonic drowning sound*
 CaptainSpam: @DigitalSeahorse Well, yes, that's why he struggles with it.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sonic Drowning music plays
 notthepenguins: Though for the actual dying you're unconscious
 Drasvin: The difference between falling into it and walking into it
Jethrain: what's that we were saying earlier about floodwater?
 SocraticMethod: This guy is no Guybrush Threepwood
 dumbo3k: always ncice to have air holes spaced out perfectly between your need to breathe
DigitalSeahorse: heh
 SomebodyNowhere: wat
 Strebenherz: DEATH
 DrLigmaPhD: Why are you not giving this man investment addvice?
GameWithShame: Anything but help you swim...
 SocraticMethod: speedrun strats!
KeytarCat: A technical marvel and a sociological nightmare!
 Drasvin: I can do almost anything except help you parkour
 notthepenguins: @drligmaphd well he did blow up a horse
 tidehollowcat: Should've brought a door
MallyxZero: then they grab some coins and can hold their breath better
 A_Dub888: swims pretty good for someone who's spent most of his life in a desert
 GapFiller: totally getting Beej back for that one obv
 niccus: remembering far cry 2's medkittable drowning
 SocraticMethod: Or a mario64 effect where jumping in pool heals serious wounds
  Foxmar320: Dark magic
 DrLigmaPhD: End democracy
 Drasvin: They had technology back then
 Strebenherz: "calm talk while floor collapses"
DigitalSeahorse: eep
 SomebodyNowhere: wha
Desruprot: but internet doesn't exist yet
 DrLigmaPhD: Scooby-Doo sounding ass bat sound effect
 FarleyF: that just sounded like we crapped ourselves
 SpacePotato01: Would psychic damage be funny? Bad enough puns causing someone to start bleeding and going 'ugh' ?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay Boomer
 SomebodyNowhere: clever phone
 Greyah: The word technology originated in the 17th century, according to google.
DigitalSeahorse: ffffff
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
DigitalSeahorse: 
  QuixoticScrivener: His argument is just the "god of the gaps"
 Gekyouryuu: Tbf, it IS a series of compressed and shaped rocks that had lightning shoved into them
wildpeaks: we're fish now
 notthepenguins: 16th century England
 ZombieHendrix: he'd call it machinery or clockwork
 kynelwynn: Technology has always existed.
evilspoons983: I love games where you get to hear the stupid dialog over and over while you die repeatedly
 Wicker_Guide: wrapped in a shell made from baked slurry of fossilized microorganisms
 MolaMolaphant: it's the worst available flashlight!
 GapFiller:  Alex
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this like a backdoor Motorola commercial?
 notthepenguins: Is the modern origin of the term, and was applied mostly to mechanical things
 Twilight_Spark: I actually don't know how to do that quickly with my smart phone.
 asthanius: why does he start every single sentence like a parody of himself
 Twilight_Spark: The US government, though...
GameWithShame: Are we all gonna have this dialog memorized by the time we get through this...?
 notthepenguins: So he'd probably know, because of trains etc
Jethrain: it sounded exactly like the stock goat scream
MallyxZero: bringing a smart phone back in time wouldnt be great because there wouldnt be much wi-fi in the 1800s
DaxStrife: This guy from the Old West knows more about guns than most people today.
 GasCityGaming: this has big "if i can't hold it" energy from that one crapshot
 DrLigmaPhD: Record?
PotatoWraiths: LOL
 TheAwkes: Just an explosion caused by gun powder, huh? Well then how does gun powder work, smart guy?
Metric_Furlong: first recorded usage of 'technology' in the modern sense was apparently 1859
 Gekyouryuu: This guy saying he knows how his pistol works reminds me of that crapshot where Graham gets handed the concept of thermodynamics
GameWithShame: Sorry, yeah... Did we establish how he's got service in this Tomb Raider cave?
 notthepenguins: This has the deep "no one can explain the tides" energy
 OldUncleDan: "Physics" is one of them Cowboy words.
 asthanius: they also run on explosions
 SomebodyNowhere: wow he's like I know things
 Rhynerd: just say you taught a rock to think, main character.
 MolaMolaphant: We're WHAT???
 arcaneIllumination: Ha!
 Twilight_Spark: This holds up after the last few weeks.
PotatoWraiths: that would be nice
 TheDangerWaffle: *slaps top of car*  I know about cars
 DrLigmaPhD: Ok Nick may rule
 asthanius: man this dude sucks
 L0rdX33n: He’s covered wars you know
evilspoons983: this guy's such a goddamn weenie
 A_Dub888: this sure is dialogue
 ProcyonFlynn: Yeah, just don't mention the nukes
 CaptainSpam: @GameWithShame I'm suddenly flashing back to Arnie having wifi to upload his podcast in Hello From The Magic Tavern...
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GameWithShame: "muh pistol" is pretty close to "AH, MUH HAND", true
 Astra7525: jfc... our protagonist is such an enlightened centrist
 SpacePotato01: Probably written before 2024
 kynelwynn: He's from the Deseret territories, they didn't.. have much a stake in that
 malsareus: knees of steel
 goombalax: This conversation is probably the reason they made the game
KeytarCat: You have Health care??
 SocraticMethod: Like graceful mountain Cowboy
ArcadeEngineer: why is this cave so bright
 SomebodyNowhere: wat
 DrLigmaPhD: Well guess what's coming back, Alex?
 DrLigmaPhD: !
 A_Dub888: did they just shoryuken that gate open?
 Lord_Hosk: HEY!  it was a river
 kynelwynn: We don't poop in holes in the ground where vampires hide
DigitalSeahorse: a lake?
 Wicker_Guide: the EPA founded under a Republican
 corpocracy: Stay tuned for post-EPA America
 terribleplan: Wasn't it a river? Multiple times
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh hey, the Scooby Doo bats
 NullColaShip: Does the protag know enough about how his phone works to have put it in airplane mode to stop it blowing battery struggling to find a non-existent cell network, or does it just have an unrealistically high capacity battery?
  Juliamon: It was a river, yes
GameWithShame: Generally happy to not be huffing lead fumes constantly, true...
chriswr5: shoutouts to cleveland ohio
 Astra7525: yea, the people who keep saying the past used to be better keep forgetting all the bad things that we eliminated through progress
 SomebodyNowhere: the hell
 Lord_Hosk: And yes, it was multiple times
 TheNerdWonder: just a river…several times…
  Juliamon: come on down to cleveland town everyone, see the river that catches on fire
chriswr5: @Juliamon buy a house for the price of a VCR
 A_Dub888: @NullColaShip imma go with the latter
 Gekyouryuu: Off topic: STALKER 2 is out and people are complaining about bugs and the weight system. We're so back.
 LordZarano: Nuance!
 MAPBoardgames: Arrr!
 MolaMolaphant: The arc of history bends toward justice, but our job is to bend that arc
 OldUncleDan: Blues Brothers (1980) was a decade after the founding of the EPA (1970).  It was under Nixon.
 A_Dub888: r
MallyxZero: we are still paying for the sins o the 80s
 Wicker_Guide: the more problems we solve, thebigger the ones that remain loom before us
Laserbeaks_Fury: Were setting up the Norn stones for Kratos later
 Wolfstrike_NL: forward and back, and then forward and back......
jessicaengle: Hi Chat!  Happy Garbagesgiving
 DrLigmaPhD: A runic magic object being Bluetooth compatible would be a very niche joke
 niccus: well they had bees back then, so they'd have wifi
Jethrain: do you use the crate to go up?
 MAPBoardgames: I think you can jump on the box and then up the cliff
 Lord_Hosk: We are alive because of a few individuals who said "Wait... lets rerun those calculations JUST to be sure"
 SocraticMethod: There is a platform higher up next ot the cowboy
DigitalSeahorse: we're alive thanks to 3 brave people who did some stuff in pitch black dark
dtgill: some things have improved, others have not. No yearly forest fires in 1985. catastrophic climate change was still avoidable
 A_Dub888: @DrLigmaPhD Cowboy: How'd you get your tooth blue? And what's it a pair of?
 SomebodyNowhere: nope
 malsareus: why 2?
 niccus: there's *supposed to be* yearly forest fires
 ZombieHendrix: surely this bandit would've given this kid a wedgie by now
 DrLigmaPhD: Fred Jones Simulator?
 SomebodyNowhere: was that a high 5
ANeMzero: that was the lightest, least enthusiastic high five I've seen
 Artificer0: little clap
 notthepenguins: You'd need to balance trap effectiveness and absurd client demands
 BigDaddyBland87: that was the most chill high 5 ever
 Wicker_Guide: like, aren't you describing mario maker but skyrim
 A_Dub888: why was that loading screen math?
Chesul: I'm pretty sure that's just Dungeon Tycoon?
bi0buster: *gasp* I caught a live garbage?!
 corpocracy: come on everybody give me a little clap
 Greyah: Curious is the trapmaker's art - his efficacy unwitnessed by his own eyes.
 lightfut: Softest high five
dtgill: ecosystems are massively and irreversibly degraded compared to 100 years ago
 notthepenguins: "I need a trap under the fountain full of blood"
 MAPBoardgames: How would that puzzle door work w/o magic?
  Juliamon: bi0buster REAL good garbage
Patorik: I'm picturing Landlord's Super, but for dungeons
  Sarah_Serinde: We also fixed the hole in the ozone layer
 SocraticMethod: what was the name of the game?
 TheNerdWonder: it’s not a trap designer, but there is that upcoming game where you reset a dungeon, similar to viscera cleanup detail
 A_Dub888: How much of the Isekai Checklist has this game hit?
  Juliamon: This is also a game that I'd be OK paying for, given it actually functions
  Foxmar320: LOL
  Sarah_Serinde: Like yeah there are plenty of environmental things that are bad, but there's also good news out there, all the time, even now. It just gets less clicks and you don't hear about it as often
 Strebenherz: "sex with the queen of the underworld"  *DEATH*
 L0rdX33n: lieber
 LostThePirate: 
 OldUncleDan: Is this the actual origin of "The Witch's Road?"
ButButTheJesus: the subocean is leaking
 Wicker_Guide: itll come back
 DeM0nFiRe: Sex with the queen was a metaphor for UGH
DigitalSeahorse: oh it's green not grass
 CaptainSpam: He just died from embarrassment for not keeping up with Nick.
  Sarah_Serinde: And it's never too late to make things better
 Vaiess_: Earthbending noise?
 niccus: oh, so the vikings invented the big death
wildpeaks: we big brains
dtgill: except the environmental things that are ‘bad’ are existentially bad and we no longer have the will to fix them
 Lord_Hosk: what language is "Scandanavian"
  Sarah_Serinde: That's fundamentally untrue
Critterbot: Didn't he say he couldn't read?
 Strebenherz: holy bus this protagonist gives peter parker a run for his money in NONSTOP blather xD
 Gekyouryuu: I saw an anime recently that posited dungeons as living organisms that attract and eat underpowered adventurers, and getting a piece of loot after killing the boss makes the dungeon go away because the loot is like it detaching its tail like a lizard and running away to heal up.
 neisan2112: Antagonistic?
VanAvant: Bug report: that ledge is painted the wrong colour
 Mathwyn: Yeah Alex
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ArcadeEngineer: does the person that made this game think 'scandinavian' is a language
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 CaptainSpam: Bruh.
dtgill: …? ok
Laserbeaks_Fury: "If you call me a poet on more time...."
 Wicker_Guide: we thought that at the time too Dtgill. it might be true this time, but it isnt necessarily
 malsareus: yes?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 A_Dub888: adversary
 kynelwynn: Don't keep complimenting me, it's nto like I like you, baka
DigitalSeahorse:  
 DrLigmaPhD: Is that "sex with the queen of the underworld" water?
 Astra7525: Does the game want you to restart from the beginning of that obstacle course
 notthepenguins: "Romantics get a bullet to the head back home"
dtgill: sorry this all seems hopelessly naive given what scientists are telling us about passing the point of no return, and the ascendancy of fascist climate deniers globally
 TheNerdWonder: hey, we’re gamers. up doesn’t exist
  Juliamon: OK, that's enough doomerism for now
satyropodobny: why won't temu Undertaker kiss temu Peter Parker
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: You don't have to make it paint, either. It just needs to be something that stands out.
 OldUncleDan: But MAH immersion!
  Juliamon: let's move on dtgill
saintguard: Signposting is good, as it turns out
dtgill: Whig history it is!
Pteraspidomorphi: Not murder water apparently
 A_Dub888: how did these houses get spray paint on them when I doubt spray paint exists?
Angreed66: I'd rather it be obvious than be aimless
Patorik: It only has to stand out. There are times where a marker is definitely needed, but the paint they chose looks stupid
 Lord_Hosk: You can make it a distinct different color of wood because its well worn,
 kynelwynn: muh immersion!
 LordZarano: It's why Portal had Ratman, to make gamers look up
 TheAwkes: Going for a swim in a leather duster is a choice on is free to make.
wildpeaks: a pooping statue
 SocraticMethod: Yes! Make it lighting, signs, anything that fits into the world. Not just yellow paint slatered on geometry because the environmental artist liked greebles too much
 Lord_Hosk: Or the rest of the wood has moss but one area has a lack of moss
ANeMzero: The RE4 yellow paint was a fun one because in the original the precalculated lighting meant dynamic objects stood out just being bright and improperly lit. So the yellow paint is compensating for better tech.
LathosTiran: read the book on fuses before aquiring string 
ThorSokar: I'll have you know I trim my bead now
PotatoWraiths: HUH?
SnowBuddy18: very safe way to hold a sword
 lightfut: Nice clipping through stone there
evilspoons983: Russel is going crazy in the background there
dtgill: I thought this topic is explicitly what the game was about, but happy to return to Panglossian complacency
 DrLigmaPhD: "Press E" is floating in the air canonically?
  Juliamon: "We're a great team" ARE YOU
 Drasvin: Maze time
wildpeaks: who lit up the torches in this abandonned place ?
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 anclag: How’s that battery holding up?
 A_Dub888: @anclag my guess, 40%
kusinohki: Dance baby dance!
  Juliamon: In a true labyrinth, sticking to one wall will get you through
 Drakas: wait the pones light made the "touch click" sound
 Mathwyn: @wildpeaks everyone knows that fire on burns and does not consume silly
Pteraspidomorphi: Assuming there are no loops
 MAPBoardgames: Who is the poor soul who has to keep the torches lit in a trap-filled maze?
evilspoons983: there are certain conditions where you can make that untrue
 Wicker_Guide: assuming there are no switchbacks
 asthanius: unless the exit is "floating"
ipoddodd: Unless there are loops
MallyxZero: the wall trick works unless the maze has islands
  QuixoticScrivener: this worked pre-portal games
Chesul: Asterisk, as long as both the entrance and exit are on the walls of the maze.
 Anaerin: That only works if there's one level.
Nickiatori: out here in alberta there are a couple corn mazes every fall
 MurphEP: But this game won't
averythetiger: And it works, as long as the maze isn't 3d... or you want to get something from the center
jessicaengle: That's so plausible I can't believe it.
DigitalSeahorse: as long as you don't switch unless there's an obvious lone standing wall making you do loops
 neisan2112: Unless you're in a maze made by David Bowie
TheAinMAP: 
 anclag: That’s one of the ways!
 kynelwynn: A labyrinth is different than a maze, G. :3
  Foxmar320: YES!
 MurphEP: Okay
 SocraticMethod: LMAO
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 malsareus: got there
Pteraspidomorphi: We made it!
 Lord_Hosk: SUB OCEAN!
 terribleplan: Whoo!
 MDK_Marshal: Y E S
 Unas84: solved the maze!
 Amentur: 
 margieargie: The submaze!
 BigDaddyBland87:   
evilspoons983: ahh the sub-labyrinth
 AugmentingPath: got there
DigitalSeahorse:   
Patorik: The sub maze!
 dumbo3k: We reached the Sub-Labryinth!
 MAPBoardgames: If it were me, I'd just go under the floor!
Blarbul: we are FREE!
 Artificer0: sub
 Shadowsoflife:  
Gizmoloid: Subocean!
 GapFiller:   
 Anaerin: Clipping back in-bounds will be the issue.
 tidehollowcat: Success!
 Strebenherz: Oh hey firelink shrine
 Wicker_Guide: most public mazes deliberately avoid creating loops so that people can consistently leave
 AugmentingPath: cutscene storage
 ValTheDrake: praise!   
 NightValien28: ooh!!
 red_shoes_jeff: Charon?
Critterbot: Easter eggs! 
jessicaengle: Friends!
GameWithShame: Woooooow!
DigitalSeahorse:  
  Juliamon: NPC holding zone!
 lightfut: T pose!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 malsareus: we have 2 spare nicks!
 morgoth_bauglyr: cutscene people?
 Twilight_Spark: The mice live in the sub-ocean I KNEW IKT.
 Strebenherz: congrats you're in digital circus now
 anclag: hahaha
bi0buster: Ah they must snap 'em in for a cutscene so they don't have to load them later.
 Wicker_Guide: wait until we find the elden beast
 AugmentingPath: Toss me a rope!
DaxStrife: Not even the decency of a kill field.
 ProcyonFlynn:  task failed successfully
 MurphEP: You didn't even have to do anything to find this one
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Gekyouryuu: This was episode 2 of Amazing Digital Circus
satyropodobny: the bethesda way of solving the labyrinth is my favorite
 Unas84: technically the floor is a wall, so your method worked, just hug the floor, very very closely
 lirazel64: Wheeee!
 Anaerin: They're high-def Cutscene models.
Laserbeaks_Fury: he res cutscene models
Blarbul: surprised there is a floor here
Patorik: I think those are cutscene models
Laserbeaks_Fury: *hi-rez
Gizmoloid: High detail models for cutscenes?
 Twilight_Spark: Preload a clipscene model, yeah.
 korvys: It's pretty common, even in pro stuff
satyropodobny: yea bethesda does this constantly
 CaptainSpam: Could also be that spawning/despawning has a much higher overhead than just relocating.
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Patorik: If they're down here, they're already loaded into the level, and can appear the moment they're needed
 asthanius: loading can cause hitches, so it's pretty common
  Juliamon: "pro stuff" doesn't mean "competent stuff"
 Keab42: Are we in the Sub Dungeon?
 Twilight_Spark: Braining, braining.
 MolaMolaphant: the spawn/despawn can cause some stutter even in a system that's designed well. I know they used the trick for some bosses in Destiny
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 MurphEP: We got there
evilspoons983: well you found a kill field
  Foxmar320: Dead is always an option
DigitalSeahorse: 
 anclag: Just ride the spikes back up!
 SocraticMethod: @CaptainSpam It always has. Creating a releasing an asset takes much more computational power than just moving them
 Amentur: Loading in characters can cause hitching .. but that should not be an issue at this amount of quality
 korvys: @Juliamon The pro stuff just makes it so you can't fall through the world and find it
 MurphEP: He didn't disappear, he just moved to another subocean
Nickiatori: he is danny pahtom and he just went ghost
DigitalSeahorse: hugging right I guess
 BusTed: jukes
  Foxmar320: 
 Strebenherz: well then
bi0buster: GOTEM
 DeM0nFiRe:  swished that one into the pit
Pteraspidomorphi: Probably the same one
 SocraticMethod: OKay, that was perfect trap
 MAPBoardgames: Swish!
 Strebenherz: YEET
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: 
letsbelgo: 
 asthanius: that's what you get for staring at your phone
 Strebenherz: Welcome to the tomb of horrors!
 CaptainSpam: That was a clean jump.
 BigDaddyBland87: 
Gizmoloid: 10/10
DigitalSeahorse:   
Jethrain: this is my hole! it was made for me!
 dumbo3k: Tomb of Horrors in 3.5 was my second experience with D&D
 GasCityGaming: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TangibleDeliciousTildeEleGiggle-Amex5SQ0H6cPotVq
 DeM0nFiRe: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MoldyExpensiveWaterJonCarnage-pLMWKDAMDTpPcJh9
Chesul: I think I prefer Temple of the Lava Bears to Tomb of Horrors.
 Strebenherz: wait what's temple of the lava bears
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SullenInnocentCattleCoolStoryBob-kYJjNVX_8sZZP2pt
GameWithShame: Running the Tomb next week! Gonna give all my friends like 25 goblins to send into the grinding jaws of that place
 SocraticMethod: Wasn't ToH made for conventions where players brough their chars to play against Gygax?
Angreed66: the one i remember is a trap that activates after it's been triggered twice
  Juliamon: Strebenherz Oh boy do you have some good LRR content to watch
averythetiger: It's like when the secret ingredient is love, but with hate.
Gizmoloid: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PoliteFunnyChinchillaLitFam-G307_ENpoy3GFE62
Nickiatori: I ran tomb of annihilation for my friends as our first campaign, there were 6 character deaths in the in the jungles of chult before the players got to the tomb
 Strebenherz: @Juliamon oh snap it's LRR?  sweeeet
  Sarah_Serinde: Temple of the Lava Bears is a campaign Jeremy Petter ran for LRR many years ago when he was still part of the crew
 OldUncleDan: What game is Alex referring to?
 SocraticMethod: Which is why it had such a high turnover rate
 Drasvin: From what I've heard, Gygax made Tomb of Horrors after players complained his previous modules were too easy.
 TheNerdWonder: from an age where the DM was an adversary instead of a fellow storyteller
 Gekyouryuu: Kinda like how Seregios from monster hunter has reversed weak points from the norm
 asthanius: there is actually a compass in the phone
leebenningfield: like, there's a room with 3 chests, and ALL of them are traps.  no loot.
 Strebenherz: @OldUncleDan tomb of horrors was a very mean DND dungeon
MallyxZero: do you get wi-fi in that dungeon? or in the 1800s?
 DrLigmaPhD: Powergaming? Meh. Gimmicks that become obscenely more powerful than you thought? Based
 SocraticMethod: @OldUncleDan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomb_of_Horrors
 BusTed: 
 BigDaddyBland87: booooo
Gizmoloid: too slow!
 Greyah: They're gonna show up at the end of the game, Monty Python style.
averythetiger: Why does the bass drop every time we die?
 asthanius: it's a KILL FIELD???
 OldUncleDan: Tomb of Horrors?  One of my first D&D experiences featured that module!
 NorthstarTex: I enjoyed that campaign, even if I lost literally everything on me at that point
Gizmoloid: thing about wall spikes is it seems safer to activate and run past them
eff_the_bard: The front door that kills you, right?
 BITs19_: wasn't Tomb of Annihilation heavily inspired by Tomb of Horrors?
 asthanius: the sphere of annihilation too
 Anaerin: Tomb of Horrors is a bunch of bullshit, the module.
 jae_dorian: the one with an arch that has a sphere of anhiliation in the middle?
 MolaMolaphant: some of the early D&D stuff was very directly born from a wargaming bunker infiltration experiment
 PipeSmokingOwl: ToA is the spiritual succesor. Acerack the lich built both
 Strebenherz: My roommate got lava'd doing that room
 Gekyouryuu: I did it once when I was VERY new to D&D. I accidentally found the room that transes your gender, and maybe should've picked up on some hints then that I didn't hate it
averythetiger: Yes, Tomb of Annihilation is the 5e campaign book based on the Tomb of Horrors
 dumbo3k: Not even lava, I think it's jsut a striaght up portal to the Elemental Plane of Fire
averythetiger: It's not bad.  I ran it once.
 Anaerin: Nothing trips it, it's literally a teeter-totter that overbalances when you get to the end.
 A_Dub888: "get ye flask"
 MAPBoardgames: Like Grimtooth's traps
 LilyOfTheVeil666: @gekyouryuu  
 Scarbble: @Gekyouryuu this is a heck of a mood
 L0rdX33n: Love me some Grimtooth
 TheNerdWonder: the demon’s mouth in the initial room that just deletes anything put in it
KeytarCat: Different app, different marketplace
averythetiger: ToA has some CRUEL traps, but it's not nearly as hateful as ToH
 GapFiller: Lava Bears?
 SpacePotato01: lava bears?
 Strebenherz: orb of anillation in the statue's mouth?
 L0rdX33n: ToH has 3 entrances, 2 of them kill you.
 Mathwyn: Isle of dread maybe? That was in the playtest
 L0rdX33n: the third one kills you slower
 Mathwyn: Or caves of chaos
 DrLigmaPhD: I built a warlock solely to be a walking detect everything machine that I need to run in Tomb of Annihilation
 MAPBoardgames: I think any time you go up stairs in the maze, you are going the right way.
 GapFiller: guessing it wasnt Lava Bears if this was testing 5e
 Mathwyn: Sounds like Caves of Chaos, they did a version of that for the 5e playest
 MurphEP: This is a cast of characters
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 TheAwkes: White Plume?
 Astra7525: So he CAN read??
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh I know, it's "friend!" 
averythetiger: My favorite trap in ToA is just a door that happens to be next to a natural gas leak, so they lined the door' edge and door frame with flint.
 MAPBoardgames: I thought he was illiterate?
 DrLigmaPhD: Yee/Haw
 L0rdX33n: Frenemy
VanAvant: Speak 'parder' and enter
satyropodobny: fus-roh-DAAA!
BloodnBullets: I do not love this drunk camera man.
 Gekyouryuu: God's pronouns are He/hymn
Nickiatori: while running Tomb of annihiltaion one of my players decided to start combat with a dragon turtle when it asked them for a toll to pass its area, they were level 5 and he did not survive
 Strebenherz: PFFFFT
 MurphEP: Easy puzzle
 accountmadeforants: 
Chesul: More like "Say"? it literally says "Say" in runes.
 ElektroTal: what is this voice acting
 notthepenguins: A quick cut, duh
 Wolfstrike_NL: Hey, our cutscene characters
 NorthstarTex: red rum?
 NorthstarTex: yeah, he's got the redrum
 DahudLefthanded: So is this game in the "make it but don't sell it" set, or the "make it, sell it, do better next time" set?
 OldUncleDan: OROORO?  ATAATA?
 GasCityGaming: uh oh sissy principles!
 A_Dub888: @ElektroTal yes
 MurphEP: "No I won't"
 kynelwynn: You thought the Sovcit was a firend?
 GasCityGaming: dammit jordan
 DrLigmaPhD: Bottom Ethics
margieargie: "I can't use these things together"
wildpeaks: sir
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Twilight_Spark: I hate that about woke.
Gizmoloid: he's not in a MOOD to read!
prince_infidel: LOL
 Anaerin: Bring me... the Red Pages...
satyropodobny: 
 SocraticMethod: RING FOR WHAT
 malsareus: wut
Desruprot: 
wildpeaks: 
IzzySkirmish: thats a... large ring for a hand
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Astramentha: I'm not sure that ring fits fingers......
evilspoons983: that's a an awfully big ring for a finger, indeed
 GasCityGaming: that's one of those two finger rings
 Dog_of_Myth: 
letsbelgo: 
dm818: The floor is lava?
DigitalSeahorse: off camera but I get what you're going for
 Omthebox: Did they read this script
GameWithShame: Glad I'm not the only one who thought that I guess...
DigitalSeahorse: 
 malsareus: about half of one
 MurphEP: "Plot plot plot" "Backoff!"
 BigDaddyBland87: Hey I don't need this
wildpeaks: I love this loading screen
 L0rdX33n: Maybe he’s Tsundere?
mcbaseballface: how... did we get the the wilds
wildpeaks: suddenly, valheim
 MAPBoardgames: Squirrl!
satyropodobny: Tommy Wiseau presents: Uncharted; Drakes Internship
 DrLigmaPhD: Oh right he irraditates a whole civilization!
Astramentha: @drligmaphd it's okay he makes it better
 OldUncleDan: Is it going to turn out that Nick has been future Alex all along?
wildpeaks: Science
 Astra7525: historians just know these things
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's his D&D compaign notes
Astramentha: Listen, whomst among us hasn't accidentally irradiated a pre-warp civilization
 fiftymcnasty: sugar cube would be smaller too
ApplicativeJones: that's the Honey, I Shrunk The Kids physics
jessicaengle: I liked that episode.
Gizmoloid: he's a historian, they always have all maps on their phones
 Astra7525: How does he have a glass bottle in 1200s?
 MurphEP: Oh hell yeah
wildpeaks: and I was about to say at least he has trigger discipline
 MurphEP: Holy shit
 notthepenguins: WOAH
DigitalSeahorse: hahahahahha
wildpeaks: well this escalated quickly
 NorthstarTex: gg, I like htis ending
 Inari_Kitsune: That took a turn
Patorik: Is this a GTA Trevor rampage?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 arcaneIllumination: Did that just say multiverse = metaverse?
 Nigouki: RIP for bringing a gun to an axe fight
GameWithShame: You did not survive those edged weapons
satyropodobny: tonight on dwarf fortress:
Desruprot: woah
 SpacePotato01: Almost thought it was related to a 21 gun salute, but with feet or something.
 L0rdX33n: Glass bottles go back to 1500 BC? neat!
 Shparky2197: Awww, slept in and missed most of garbage day live.
 OldUncleDan: Shouldn't it be the 6 meter rule? 
jessicaengle: pew pew
Gizmoloid: I think they don't have head hitboxes
 TheNerdWonder: that gun has an impressive clipozine
Salbastro: for the average adult, 20 feet is about 8 steps
 singinnonsense: yeah they tested that on Mythbusters
 MAPBoardgames: Maybe it's a chain revolver?
DigitalSeahorse: I just noticed this part is in 3D
 lightfut: Biggest revolver I've ever seen
 corpocracy: How many people are we killing here, lol
Salbastro: and thats not at run speed
DigitalSeahorse: kinda
 SocraticMethod: I got 30 more goddamn rounds in this 6 round cylinder!
 Mathwyn: He got all those magazine size perks
 Rhynerd: ah yes, the 6x5 shooter.
chaostreader: Earlier he said he knew how his gun worked and that it wasn’t magic.
 SomebodyNowhere: ched
 MurphEP: When did we start playing Red Dead Redemption, I looked away
maxlethebeast: Do your bullets just disappear after a certain distance?
 DrLigmaPhD: Knew an ex SEAL who demonstrated that shit for us. Great dude, very unassuming
DigitalSeahorse: drunkard 3D
 MAPBoardgames: 25 total
wildpeaks: so memorable
Metric_Furlong: classic W+P reference there
 Shparky2197: Oh well, I'll catch the rest of the vod later. Update, teeth are feeling better, and I have a somewhat more functional brain again
 NorthstarTex: still love One Day for Ched
 Drasvin: He's moving pretty well for someone how's drunk
 Rhynerd: one of our Warframe players got a character named Ched for his Railjack.
 Strebenherz: "I followed the sound of gunfire"
 dumbo3k: I just followed the gunshots
 notthepenguins: The six hundred gunshots
Jethrain: "i followed the sound of gunshots"
 TheNerdWonder: why are your shoes so clean?
evilspoons983: @MurphEP not a lot of vikings in RDR
 ElektroTal: what is this script
 betweenmyself: “I realized I express my sadness through anger, and I push away everyone who tried to help me.”
 OldUncleDan: Script??
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  Juliamon: 
 Drasvin: Oh, so that was a dream
 DeM0nFiRe: I killed them all. Not just the vikings but the viqueens and vichildren
TheAinMAP: 
 L0rdX33n: it was all a dream eam m
  Sarah_Serinde: That's one of the things you need to stop certainly
Desruprot: 
 notthepenguins: That explains the 30 round revolver I guess
 malsareus: our "situation"
 TheNerdWonder: yay, character development
 DrLigmaPhD: If he drinks too much at the end of a loop is he hung over in the reset?
Gizmoloid: ugh
 Shparky2197: I've heard worse voice acting here
 Drasvin: Which island?
 MAPBoardgames: Quick! to "that island"!
Astramentha: "murder is a STRICT boundary of mine"
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Now kiss!
 Mathwyn: "Around as in like a 10ft radius?"
 GapFiller: OH YES
GameWithShame: NOW WE BOAT. GO.
 betweenmyself: 
 Strebenherz: "don't stop, you will DIE"
  Juliamon: IF YOU STOP YOU WILL DIE
Laserbeaks_Fury: IF YOU STOP YOU WILL DIE
 BigDaddyBland87: don't stop or you will die
SnowBuddy18: Live boat
 baltimore_667083: NYOOOOOM
 lightfut: Harsh cut there
Styxseus: 
 L0rdX33n: scene transition!
 AugmentingPath: Deseret Boat for Hope
jessicaengle:  wheeeeeeeeeee
 MurphEP: Live boat!
  Juliamon: SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL
 SomebodyNowhere: what even
wildpeaks: woohoo, boat trip
 MAPBoardgames: Live boat!
 accountmadeforants: Lmao
averythetiger: Someone put that in the advice bot pls
 lightfut: Hydro thunder!!!
DaxStrife: Live boat!
 DeM0nFiRe: Live boat!
 accountmadeforants: 
Desruprot: time for Mario Party physics
ANeMzero: "We're at the sea" which is classically a river canyon.
 Artificer0: Live boat!
PotatoWraiths: Live boat!
 littleunknownn: The Oregon Trail became hardcore
 tidehollowcat: How funny would it be if them getting together was actually the endgame?
 baltimore_667083: i think you downloaded the wrong season of Top Gear, Alex
 accountmadeforants: 
 Scarbble: live boat!
 SomebodyNowhere: how many mechanics does this game do
KeytarCat: Live boat reaction
Salbastro: LIVE BOAT! LIVE!
 Drasvin: Because he's drunk
 A_Dub888: ~"Rowing around at the speed fo sound"~
Artificer_Evan: What did I just tune in to ??
 TheNerdWonder: it builds character
 SomebodyNowhere: Live boat!
Patorik: Jesus Christ, that was like a cut from a comedy movie
 Astra7525: We are the melee guy, he is the ranger
 A_Dub888: 
 baltimore_667083: @Artificer_Evan boat
 Mnemonicman: Better than a pre-recorded boat
 MAPBoardgames: Crab!
 Gekyouryuu: Terrible idea: card games on boats, call that Whitewater Drafting
 notthepenguins: That would be drunk driving  Graham
 red_shoes_jeff: You wand the drunkard rowing through this, Graham?
 niccus: so is this game better or worse than 2000 crichton classic Timeline
DigitalSeahorse: good thing you got eyes out the back of your head
bi0buster: This boat is gonna live damnit!
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Live Boat, soon we'll be taking another cruise
 Masslost: this game is either a drug trip or a tax write off cause this is madness
 baltimore_667083: it don't go down
 MurphEP: I'll wait for the VOD boat
IzzySkirmish: i wonder what protein powder this guy uses
 ElektroTal: or Toobin'
 Strebenherz: we have uncharted at home
 OldUncleDan: But why the Crossbow icon?
Gizmoloid: next stage will be the same but turet sectipon
evilspoons983: I think that actually says "live", as in "living"
Artificer_Evan: of It is an autoscroller
 TheAwkes: Battletoads Hoverbike activate!
  Juliamon: phew
 A_Dub888: I guess this guy even lifts
Firewhiskers: Live Snake!
 BusTed: @ElektroTal Loved that arcade game
Astramentha: @masslost por que no los dos
wildpeaks: we live, we die, we live again !
TheAinMAP: First try.
 Astra7525: That's also a crazy huge boat
 Drasvin: Balsa wood boat
 KenKopin: It's gonna be hell getting back against that current
 GreatWahooney: oh, hi mark
 OldUncleDan: Welcome to Fantasy Island.
averythetiger: "There's only 1 Mark on the map.  Mark Hamil."
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nick has finished his arc
bi0buster: How many games have we played today?
wildpeaks: at least it's a functional game
 baltimore_667083: @bi0buster just this one
Desruprot: Welcome to Shipwreck Cove
 MAPBoardgames: but the population is much bigger
 Twilight_Spark: Not proportionately, but absolute yeah.
ArcadeEngineer: there's an entire prologue game on steam about nick
 DrLigmaPhD: Tobacco use worldwide is still pretty high, no?
 TheNerdWonder: we’re either almost to the end or the midway point
 L0rdX33n: Now you travel to annother tome and space
 Strebenherz: the animation is on point
 DrLigmaPhD: It's one of the. US's few public health Ws, mitigating smoking
evilspoons983: by Adele
bi0buster: "Sorry about that, my LODs are a little sticky"
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Yeah, France is still a cancer factory as far as smoking goes.
 Astra7525: Are going to bring a fist to a swordfight?
 betweenmyself: I would assume fifteen more minutes of play time followed by a 73 minute Kojima level end cutscene
 Drasvin: I wouldn't be surprised if this suddenly turned into a Myst-like with how many genre shifts it's had
 Twilight_Spark: What happened to that guy's gun?
 MurphEP: This seems unevenly matched
Desruprot: Rolling in a fight
bi0buster: Wow I didn't think we'd see a new Gothic game this soon.
ANeMzero: our enemies have axes and we have a burnt baguette
MilkInBags: preach
 DeM0nFiRe: Oh that would be sick
 asthanius: imagine they did  Kingsfield
 MAPBoardgames: Alex next on PiF?
 GapFiller: theres that FromSoft Son y news story just today...
Bassios: One of my favourite bands have some songs in STALKER 2
 Scarbble: BOAT!
 ElektroTal: our hero looks like one of the dudes who sang the original numa numa song
 A_Dub888: BOAT
 Mnemonicman: bote
  Juliamon: I think Kathleen probably has dibs?
 Shadowsoflife: boat!
ANeMzero: I half expected STALKER 2 to be the W+P game today, "a sequel to a famously buggy, eurojank game"
 DrLigmaPhD: BAOT
ArcadeEngineer: for an actual answer a steam review mentions 3 hours of play time
Astramentha: bowt
Critterbot: Ben is till playing Star Wars Outlaw.
 A_Dub888: BOET
wildpeaks: well, i'd wait for the patch first, there are a lot of hardcoded keybinds that make left-handed pc players sad
 TheNerdWonder: I wonder if this game has friendly fire
 niccus: it had proven to be preposterously hardware-dependent, but the sickos out there are feasting
KeytarCat: Live boaat!
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 DeM0nFiRe: Kathleen said she was next PiF with Metaphor Refantazio I think
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 GapFiller: and conjecture that the Sony FromSoft thing might lead to certain remakes
Desruprot: Boat
 MurphEP: So much grunting
 GapFiller: Bloodborne eg
 SocraticMethod: Alex, subs or dubs for the STALKER 2?
josh___something: In a fight, right?
 Shadowsoflife: in a fight?
MilkInBags: @GapFiller now announcing, Elden Ring Remaster 
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 baltimore_667083: i love how his weapon goes through his neck on the idle animation
 OldUncleDan: New episode of IQQDERP perhaps?
 TheNerdWonder: two vikings, one nerd
  Juliamon: like, she may be busy with her book, but a new Atlus game probably takes priority
 L0rdX33n: oh you so dead
 MurphEP: The worst vikings
 PipeSmokingOwl: hope to outrun them until they trip?
ApplicativeJones: You can run. And hope you're in good shape.
 BusTed: the OTG
 MAPBoardgames: Boing!
 Drasvin: The power of Stick!
 Artificer0: vikings bounce
 SomebodyNowhere: run!
MilkInBags: famously jumping away from arrows
 ElektroTal: that jump! that run point!
 A_Dub888: nice bullet time bruh
Laserbeaks_Fury: Message for you, sir
 anclag: Didn’t we *just* ask him to not kill anyone??
 Twilight_Spark: Getting slightly more surreal as time goes on.
evilspoons983: "We escaped somehow!"
 ElektroTal: this is a video game made for the crapshoot guy Dave
 Nigouki: This has had so many perfect B-movie moments
 A_Dub888: this dialoguesure is
 Mathwyn: Good thing you didn't kill any of those people!
 MurphEP: This game just cuts right to what is needed
 SocraticMethod: Keyframing animations is just so haaaard
Critterbot: That... sure was some dialogue.
bi0buster: He selected the run action in his ATB gauge.
 TheAwkes: Very trying not to be too loud while yell-acting at home in all this dialogue.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Jethrain: are... are those butterflies buzzing?
 DrLigmaPhD: And THEN they kiss
Laserbeaks_Fury: They had to cut the section to make Gold on time
wildpeaks: or back in time to dinosaurs
josh___something: What I'm hearing is cowboy yaoi
 L0rdX33n: im in for that ending
 A_Dub888: or he shoots the host over some answer semanitcs
 MAPBoardgames: Smash-cut to skeleton
 KenKopin: Probably they would lose the western category because we have no idea how it actually was and he does.
 ValTheDrake: and then they kiss! Imeanwhat
 MurphEP: Not Francois 
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ANeMzero: Ain't nothing in the rules that says a time displaced cowboy can't punch everyone into unconsciousness during pub trivia
 kynelwynn: I hope Nick dies, tbh
jessicaengle: F Francois
 betweenmyself: cool Eiffel Tower poster
 SquareDotCube: I wonder if Francois is French...
 OldUncleDan: From the Muffin Button?
 Inari_Kitsune: Aww Muffin
 A_Dub888: 
Metric_Furlong: those potions were too powerful for him
 Mnemonicman: Death by Blueberry Muffin
josh___something: Muffins are no joke, Graham
TomfooleryFox: look how empty we are
 SocraticMethod: I think that's mana potion actually. Greater mana maybe?
DoubleNterprises: Bottoms Up, Socrates
 MAPBoardgames: Death by muffin!
DigitalSeahorse: where'd they get the picture of the car and the tower?
josh___something: they're CHOKING HAZARDS
Jethrain: "i know about cars"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I heard once that if you die in canada, you die in real life.
 DrLigmaPhD: Death by Cupcake: Arcane S2
 KenKopin: I guess the potion seller was right. It was too strong.
 L0rdX33n: if you gotta go…
DigitalSeahorse: the future but why and how
 Mathwyn: Its an artifact obv
 A_Dub888: heheheheh you said "sex"
DoodlestheGreat: The Eiffel Tower?
josh___something: hehehe... tent
 ElektroTal: how do you use a sextant in space?
averythetiger: @ElektroTal Very carefully
 GapFiller:    !?
 niccus: but you always use a sextant in space
 KenKopin: Chekov's Bees. They'll be back in the third act.
 Nigouki: you start with your orbital plane and go from there
 Mathwyn: You want bees? Thats how you get bees Alex.
 asthanius: good joke
DoubleNterprises: The bees are giving me Lethal Company flashbacks
 A_Dub888: will there ever be time?
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 notthepenguins: In the traditional fashion
 morgoth_bauglyr: time to jump on the bridge
 Astra7525: "He has seen a lot of these bridges"
 MurphEP: Ope he did in fact go
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
 DrLigmaPhD: Men can't do sextant in space because 0G mucks the bloodflow
kusinohki: I thought a sextant lined up a ship mast with a star (this might have been a fever dream...)
 Strebenherz: @DoubleNterprises gotta get that good good hive $
jessicaengle: Hulk smash
evilspoons983: how did he get over then
BubblyOasis: oh np
 Twilight_Spark: Ground hit -> Blood spray -> UGH
 Drakas: @niccus the sextent makes the clean up faster...
 SomebodyNowhere: just explode
 LordZarano: Good news! You can buy sextants on AliExpress! Bad news! You can Buy sextants on AliExpress!
sephsays: You can actually get a much higher fidelity on your sextant reading in space, because of all of the extra stars to use. Source: i made it up
BubblyOasis: goodness, that's frightening
 BusTed: more uncharted
MilkInBags: don't you guys love uncharted?
josh___something: Single use bridge
 L0rdX33n: slow walking action!
 SomebodyNowhere: awww
DigitalSeahorse: dang
BubblyOasis: There's a shark eating the bridge behind you
 anclag: I knew we shouldn’t have built this bridge out of exploding wood!
wildpeaks: the langoliers eating the bridge
 SquareDotCube: it can't stand Nick's powerful feet
 Astra7525: How is Nick going to follow us?
 Anaerin: We have Uncharted at home...
maxlethebeast: Termites running rampant.
 Drasvin: Nick went first
Gizmoloid: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BenevolentDepressedLyrebirdFreakinStinkin-oJn8mHQArrO62LoW
 NorthstarTex: is this temple run?
MilkInBags: gottem
jessicaengle: 
 NullColaShip: Somebody who has seen the Uncharted games being played, perhaps
 A_Dub888: which Uncharted game has the bridge that explodes into slinters are you walk across it?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MurphEP: That was cruel
MilkInBags: aren't you immersed in this thrilling scene?
TheAinMAP: 
 asthanius: can you just walk?
KeytarCat: A sextant will run you $200-5000.  you know, normal prices for things
 GapFiller: and it wasnt Lava Bears
 arcaneIllumination: I remember this story
 GapFiller: 
BubblyOasis: 
MilkInBags: fun content
Gizmoloid: I htink you don't need to hurry at that last part. Like at all
 Astra7525: feels similarly dickish like old Sierra adventures
jessicaengle: Thats choose your own adventure level bad.
 Drasvin: Old D&D expected high lethality
Patorik: I'm sad that Unearthed, the Uncharted knockoff they played on early W+P, never got a follow-up
 notthepenguins: I like Rock Knowledge as an alternate name tbh
 morgoth_bauglyr: cases of "if ther players enter this room, they die" were pretty common
 L0rdX33n: i like old Sierra games
evilspoons983: do you get Rock Facts from rock knowledge
 A_Dub888: @Drasvin Maybe that's how Hustle Jer kept killing his players, he just ran old modules
 DrLigmaPhD: As a DM I had a player get themselves stuck on the infinite staircase once.
 Mathwyn: I ran an old campaign once and the original ending was "The great wizard you woke up cutscene kills the boss and erases everyones memeory of what you did then teleports you back home"
ArcadeEngineer: @Patorik you can take solace in the fact these guys have announced liber 2 (on ue5)
DigitalSeahorse: good of them to keep resetting the path after you fall
 baltimore_667083: ded
 Gekyouryuu: We were at the breach. Everybody had... matching trowels!
Gizmoloid: that turning circle is atrocious
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 GapFiller: 100 speaking of this weeks gaming news is CheckPoint back too G?
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 SomebodyNowhere: solid decision
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DigitalSeahorse: oh right I gotta delete stuff now that I backed stuff up
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