Friday Night Paper Fight || 6 Player Foundations Draft

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 MegaDosX: They let Matt out of his cage
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 r10pez10: foundations rules
 micalovits: One Bus ago
 Dog_of_Myth: Made it just in time.
LesVox: Omg, first time I catch an fnpf on time! Hype!
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 Sorator13: @LesVox welcome!
theamc2000: the right side of the table in progressively redder beards
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 RatherLargeToad: They generate 4/5 of a mana
 cmdrud87: you should reead it out aloud.
letsbelgo: oh wow, matt on magic?
 jacqui_lantern234: OH LOOK!!! its a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!! 
 Sorator13: Hey Cori, nice shirt!
 Dog_of_Myth: Hiya @jacqui_lantern234
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 Sorator13: @Juliamon of course you should only trust Alex & Beej with your credit cards
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon if not it needs to be now 
 JKBalch: Why is James the only one without glasses? I demand a bespectacled James!
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Sorator13: Oh no
 MegaDosX: Divergent evolution
 korvys: Beard oil or Beard shaver
 gualdhar: Look, everyone is looking handsome today
adept_nekomancer: Evolves when leveled up with a coffee
 jacqui_lantern234: you ARE the correct option, Serge, the correct option to decline!!! 
 cmdrud87: Matt evolves to Wheeler evolves to Graham ca. 2015, when he had the long beard.
  Juliamon: just went and confirmed it is indeed in there
ThorSokar: I believe they're called "fertility statues"
 NotCainNorAbel: are you ready to (gay) rock!
 flatluigi: can we have gay coffee
 sporkraptor: kittyspider!
 r10pez10: !addquote (Matt) [Now] Where's my gay rock?
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 CaptainSpam: KITTY?
 Camthelion: Oooh spider-kjitty
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: the trigger is being the premier lands pilot of a format, the other turns you into surge.
 cmdrud87: uuh
 sporkraptor: spiderkitty, spiderkitty, does whatever a spiderkitty does
 NotCainNorAbel: very nice @DeM0nFiRe
 MegaDosX: Also Lathril and Elvish Archdruid
 Lord_Hosk: Take the Rare!
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 sporkraptor: climbs the walls, chases mice, sits on your chest and stares into your soul like a sleep paralysis demon
 accountmadeforants: I love that Savannah Lion is in this. Good times.
 r10pez10: they're pretty funny, but they're not good
 SkiaSymphonia: take the fun one wheeler
 MegaDosX: I had that in my prerelease cards
 SkiaSymphonia: you know you want to
 Cptasparagus: theres so many freaking board wipes
johnnylongtorso: 1 life = 1 card
 flatluigi: the 'ping when your opponent draws' archetype is surprisingly real
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 nymistrya: Wheeler living my dreams, fantastic
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Gadora: Serge is an expert at pivoting!
 DeM0nFiRe: F
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 cmdrud87: F
  Juliamon: I hope you find them
 Sorator13: Reading signals requires reading, so no 
 micalovits: o7
 GredGredmansson: they are provably not dead
 paulthemapguy: theyre lost in the lifestream nbd
 Marvoleath: pi...what?
 Sorator13: "they're not dead, they're just in <location>"
ChurchXC: taking a break from my arena draft to catch this! Excited to see what people draft
 RatherLargeToad: misplaced
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 r10pez10: i still have half a box of MB2 and i think i might get a box of foundations and chaos it up
 Sorator13: @cmdrud87 as we know, the universe will end after that, so we gotta get the drafts in before the deadline
 paulthemapguy: wino...we call those "sommeliers"
ChurchXC: Five years is so wild
Waterscorpion: I'm still waiting for that Star Wars Unlimited draft 
 RatherLargeToad: gator wino
 couchboyj: A ginny from the block, perhaps?
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 MegaDosX: Ghalta is in this set
 sporkraptor: dinosaurkitty! (I have that tshirt)
 MegaDosX: As is a six mana 12/8 vanilla dino
 Grinnin_Gin: If you liked Magic Foundations, get ready for Magic Modern Foundations Horizons in 2026
 r10pez10: ruin your evening
 paulthemapguy: I was not strictly a dinosaur kid, but I had a huge dinosaur phase from ages 8 to 10
 Sorator13: wheeler, you always take that card. always.
 TheDevil_Risen: @Waterscorpion it will come. 
irikaj: Brb
 Sorator13: 360 no-scope pivot?
irikaj: Ben "Foucault" Wheeler, this table is indeed a prison
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: I'm so glad matt and Cori are getting in on more MTG
 Waterscorpion: @thedevil_risen I don't believe it!
 TheDevil_Risen: @Waterscorpion i'd check out BenBen's Twitter as well as Funko's stream
file_maker: how many overruns so far
 korvys: Hey, remember that time James fell basically forever in BotW?
 MegaDosX: So did Serge get Arahbo or no?
 couchboyj: Can you do Kingpin climbing a fire escape ladder?
 TheDevil_Risen: @Waterscorpion not sure if the VoD is saved though
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 cmdrud87: I wish that uncommon said "each turn"
 paulthemapguy: what the frigma
 r10pez10: what's frigma
  Juliamon: ooh what that
 MegaDosX: Oh I want that foil
 paulthemapguy: frig + sigma /2
 MegaDosX: It's my boy!
 RatherLargeToad: 
  Juliamon: the rx tylenols
 r10pez10: heard harmless offering + pact is back
theamc2000: gummi
 TheDevil_Risen: 
Hadouken_lol_catz: what did serge do to earn the painkillers?
  Juliamon: Serge had some minor arm surgery
warkr0: its a pack of Foundations
warkr0: hope that helps
  Juliamon: he's fine
Hadouken_lol_catz: ah
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 r10pez10: he got another arm installed?
Nickiatori: oh no the tylonal caused serge to be off by oe
 TheDevil_Risen:   @Juliamon
Nickiatori: one*
 djalternative: @Juliamon he got a third, smaller arm?
  Juliamon: the main takeaway is that he has itchy stitches now
 Sorator13: @r10pez10 the camera angle prevents us from seeing it
 paulthemapguy: Well I'm glad to hear that he's fine! Glad you're doing well Serge
 r10pez10: third-arm yager
 Sorator13: that's why he's not on draft cam today; he's a bit shy about the third arm
 MegaDosX: Wow Serge
 biosimicist: Thanks Paul!
 djalternative: now, is Serge's new third arm a flesh arm or a robot arm?
  Juliamon: they say not to shoot the messenger, they never say not to thank the messenger
 Grinnin_Gin: can't wait to so overrun win games
 Grinnin_Gin: *see
 Sorator13: Really, messengers are like bus drivers, but for words. So we should always thank the messenger.
 MegaDosX: It's the fancy art, why not
 cmdrud87: honestly, not a fan
 r10pez10: when will LRR stock the rolling card dolly so i can use them as rollerskates
 cmdrud87: (art is great, though)
 paulthemapguy: always thank the bus driver and by extension one who drives the message
 paulthemapguy: does anyone remember those monster truck toys that were reversible, so they kept going even after they flipped upside down
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 djalternative: instructions unclear. always shank the bus driver
ALittleLonely: lol
 Sorator13: WHEELER
 definenull: hello gamers
 paulthemapguy: pictured: Wheeler, wheeling
LoganAura: Wait what
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @Sorator13 don't boo him, he's right
 Sorator13: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat I'm not booing him, I'm just saying
 RatherLargeToad: Pond Prophet is back!  In cat form!
AtrusOfMyst: Terror came back bby
 MegaDosX: So that's two people in their own colour, what's everyone else fighting over?
 r10pez10: one of those chairs or something is making a noise very close to the minecraft open chest noise
ALittleLonely: 
 definenull: party is in this set? 
 Sorator13: 
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 stippledotter: All the wizards are stuck on the coast
ALittleLonely: No one wants wants big PP energy?
Featherweight_: @paulthemapguy Air hogs
 RatherLargeToad: “You are a Planeswalker, a powerful wizard…”
 SkiaSymphonia: no the bus was last week
 djalternative: we're going onto pack 8
 paulthemapguy: omg thank you @Featherweight_ anyways those would be perfect for carting the cards across the table
 r10pez10: mwah
 TheDevil_Risen: loll
 Sorator13: lUL
ALittleLonely: 
 sporkraptor: aaa!!
 SkiaSymphonia: where'd he go?!
 Camthelion: jumpscare!
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 sporkraptor: I was startled by the Sudden Wheeler
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 nymistrya: Ive seen what life can do for Wheeler and I want it for myself
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KWardJenx: Wheeler mini-game: peek-a-boo
 MegaDosX: There's cat king himself
 couchboyj: Who said that?!?
ALittleLonely: Cat Daddy commeth
 Sorator13: @ALittleLonely don't say it like that
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 DrLigmaPhD: Cats 2019?
 RockPusher:   
ALittleLonely: I mean, he does
 singinnonsense: still not a wizard
ALittleLonely: It's on the card
 gualdhar: wait, if there's cat deck, why no dog deck?
 Cptasparagus: Leyline Axe is gross
 Cptasparagus: yeeee wheeler
 MegaDosX: I played against Arahbo in a match at my prerelease, and he's kinda nuts
 r10pez10: centered text being back is nice
 kirbytronic: *sings* Twitch on my phone is a p ain in the ass
 Grinnin_Gin: creatures in wheeler's deck: "am I a joke to you?"
 Lord_Hosk: Going into Pack 3 Im in U B W and G... but Im thinking of pivoting into my R splash
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hb8u: yess keep him hooked
 DrLigmaPhD: There even may be land in minecraft
 paulthemapguy: Mines: The Crafting
  Juliamon: oh, I think this is a good stream to mention that Wheeler has made a claim to being the premiere canal builder in Minecraft
meruchor:              
 r10pez10: it's been good watching
 djalternative: brickjamin woodler in the flesh?
 GredGredmansson: i did one foundations draft, had fun with a Rakdos Raid deck
ztghostie: is that the number 1 canal builder of the format, brickjamin woodler?!
 HadesLeprechaun: seeing a game you absolutely adore being played anew by someone experiencing it for the first time and enjoying it a total joy
Nickiatori: @GredGredmansson did you get the signpost uncommon?
ALittleLonely: 1193 wizards not enough for you?
 djalternative: but do they print enough coasts, wheeler?
 GredGredmansson: isn't Wizard like the 2nd most common creature type besides Human
Aceviru: Tell me about it
ThorSokar: There is a distinct LACK of Wizards, you do have a point
 TheDevil_Risen: @Juliamon LMFAO
 GredGredmansson: @Nickiatori Perforating Artist yes
johnnylongtorso: wizards don't market test as well as Spider-Man
 MegaDosX: It's OK
 djalternative: it's fine imo
Nickiatori: @GredGredmansson Nice I love that card
 DrLigmaPhD: Signal: Puts loaded gun on table
 Sorator13: @GredGredmansson I didn't believe this, but yes, it is
 definenull: stick that pick on a healer's hawk and go vroom vroom
 r10pez10: it's not bad
ztghostie: pick is good on the flier's but not nearly as good as in kaldheim
 r10pez10: judy dench's human hand
sleepyfelix: apologies if this was said elsewhere, but has there been announcement of if LRR will be at PAX Unplugged?
 GredGredmansson: @Nickiatori i also had the new blood artist and searslicer goblin
 kirbytronic: Meeeeeelk?
 GredGredmansson: and two copies of Gobling Surprise
 sporkraptor: Jehiabel
 r10pez10: these are not real names
 Serpens77: so Cori is to blame??
 cmdrud87: that sounds like a literal sobering experience
dredshift: All musicals are bad but Cats manages to be the worst of them all
 kirbytronic: I have never seen cats. But I watch enough Drawfee that I *feel* like I've seen caats
 r10pez10: i don't think that movie had to happen
ALittleLonely: 
 Grinnin_Gin: you couldn't give me enough edibles to make Cats the Musical entertaining
 paulthemapguy: Cats seems to aspire to be the The Room of musicals
Nickiatori: release the butthole cut!
 Sorator13: I genuinely haven't watched any version of Cats so it's very fun to listen to folks talk about it
 DrLigmaPhD: It was a series of decisions in defiance of God
johnnylongtorso: release the butthole cut!
 flatluigi: matt pls
 gualdhar: they also didn't fix the part where they released a movie
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 Sorator13: Serge?
 cmdrud87: they DID release the butthole-cut of JL, into cinemas (and yes, ths is shade)
  Juliamon: It was, in fact, a weird raid
 Cptasparagus: Jason Derulo won an award for how bad they covered up his bulge with CGI
 DrLigmaPhD: Serge is fine
 Grinnin_Gin: damn that tylenol that serge is on is powerful
 GredGredmansson: see i hear that and think that adds scenes of a particular actor who was a real butthole to work with
 paulthemapguy: a raid so weird, it managed to be a draft
 MegaDosX: Wheeler, mocking us
 CaptainSpam: Seven KITTIES
johnnylongtorso: Serge the crazy cat lady
 couchboyj: Serge is in tuxedo cats
 paulthemapguy: lmao Cori
ztghostie: its a two for one, ben
 Sorator13: 
 paulthemapguy: Cori knows she has won the draft by outcatting all others
 MegaDosX: Best card in the set? Is it the Eldrazi?
Sleep_Tight: dont do that
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ALittleLonely: lol
 sporkraptor: stick to things
 Welbog: Rotate those streamers
 TheAwkes: Stick tight, hold around.
 sporkraptor: I am adhesive
 flatluigi: get better ben ulmer
 Sorator13: words, they're difficult
 raulghoulia: Serge is spicy tonight
 WiJohn: I'm so tightly stuck
  Juliamon: 
 paulthemapguy: stick tight and hang around
 r10pez10: did you know that mythic eldrazi's rule text is a haiku
Nickiatori: Serge is spicy tonight!
coriolis_storm: Don’t be sticky, chat!
LesVox: 1-0 Serge
 singinnonsense: that's the snerge talking
 Tweygoh: great button to leave on
 paulthemapguy: Serge is socially tylenoled the way I get socially drunk
 sporkraptor: I am flying loops around netherstorm on my hunter looking for That One Purple Hydra because ????
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DrabCrazyClintFreakinStinkin-JMMIWhskzL8szik6
 r10pez10: first strike vi-gi-lance // men-ace tram-ple reach life-link // ward pay se-ven life
 raulghoulia: @Nickiatori jinx you owe me a coke
 sporkraptor: I could use some of the Special Tylenol tbh
 MegaDosX: Ok gotta leave for lunch now, might have to catch the rest of this on the VOD. Good rest of stream guys!
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ALittleLonely: Cya @MegaDosX Hope you have a good day
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 paulthemapguy: Oh right, Canadians don't care about American Thanksgiving. Understandable
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 MTGRanger: bwuh
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 sporkraptor: Serenity, I think
  LRRbot: Ninja | Creature — Ninja [+1/+0] | You may activate Ninja's augment ability any time you could cast an instant. / Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, / Augment {2}{B} ({2}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as—oh, never mind.)
 r10pez10: weird card to camera test lol
 Mazrae: Hello everyone, what have I missed so far
 djalternative: didn't you know host/augment came back in foundations?
 sporkraptor: either Serenity or Reflections, but I think Serenity
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  Juliamon: yeah, my brain always mixes up those two and Mountain Seclusion
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: is "oh, never mind." part of augment's reminder text? would be on brand for an un- set
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 r10pez10: it's specifically for the ninja one
 sporkraptor: and then this is... Asphalt, I think! XD much more perky!
 r10pez10: augment was sorc speed
 accountmadeforants: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat it is, because normally it's sorcery speed but Ninja specifically ignores that
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat:  that's very funny
 r10pez10: half-kitten half-kitten didn't win me any games, but it did extend them by a lot
 accountmadeforants: Now I'm trying to think if there are any other creatures with "sorcery-speed" abilities that have text which lets them activate those abilities at instant-speed.
 r10pez10: "whenever you're dealt damage roll a d6 and gain that much life"
 accountmadeforants: I used to buy whole boxes of Unstable to draft with friends (which was quite cheap on account of being able to subsequently sell/keep the lands), probably one of my favourite draft formats.
 definenull: what'cha drinking there
 TheDevil_Risen: WB!
 accountmadeforants: Welcome back
 sporkraptor: oh hi Ben XD
 MTGRanger: Sooo back
 Sorator13: Wheeler, why are you drinking soy sauce?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 Coloneljesus: im lit
  Juliamon: tell us about the 'buch
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Somethign funny
 cyclopsboi: something funny
 sporkraptor: no
 superdude097: Something funny
 shurtal: Bazornga
theamc2000: Cameron
ALittleLonely: Gottem
 GredGredmansson: @accountmadeforants what does that even mean?  activating at instant speed is the default it has to explicitly say that its sorcery instead
 TheDevil_Risen: hahha 10/10 no notes wheeler 
LaconicLad: i am drinking Yogurt Soju for the first time.  It's pretty good.
 Fr0Dough: WHAT happened to serge
  LRRbot: Scoured Barrens | Land | Scoured Barrens enters tapped. / When Scoured Barrens enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
letsbelgo: @Fr0Dough has many stiches in his arm
 accountmadeforants: @GredGredmansson Yeah, but there's things like Outlast which are keyworded sorcery-speed abilities. So I was wondering if, like Ninja with Augment, there are any cards with sorcery-speed-by-default abilities which then ignore the sorcery-speed limitation.
 Land_Manatee: WHat happened to Serge's arm?
  LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | Wind-Scarred Crag enters tapped. / When Wind-Scarred Crag enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
  Juliamon: Serge had minor surgery
  Juliamon: He's fine
 cyclopsboi: i think he was having surgery
  Juliamon: It was voluntary
  LRRbot: Hungry Ghoul [1B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
 shurtal: @Fr0Dough he payed perfectly good money for a doctor to stuff to his arm, for medical reasons
theamc2000: I like the back hand
 avjamethyst: this is like playing cribbage with my great grandma in the hospital
theamc2000: box
 Fr0Dough: you mean "sergery" come on it was RIGHT THERE
 GredGredmansson: @accountmadeforants there's that one teferi and that one Wanderer i guess
 MTGRanger: the Fromsoft games have conditioned him
  LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature — Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 TheAwkes: !findquote behind
  LRRbot: Quote #5098: "Just reach in behind me! Mind the goo." —Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-25]
  LRRbot: Stab [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
 definenull: knife time!
Swamplor: Stabbed him right in the hart!
johnnylongtorso: stabbed in the hart
  LRRbot: Helpful Hunter [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
 definenull: uhh are the frames a little skippy today?
 accountmadeforants: @GredGredmansson Right, I suppose there are Planeswalkers, yeah.
  LRRbot: Axgard Cavalry [1R] | Creature — Dwarf Berserker [2/2] | {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
  Juliamon: Seems smooth here
 RatherLargeToad: Stabed in the Heart and Cam’s to blame
Battleguy01: Calgury
ThePixelSavage: why does Serge only have one hand today?
DoodlestheGreat: it not perfect system
johnnylongtorso: at least Serge can't be forced to discard cards from hand
 Fr0Dough: @ThePixelSavage he had sergery
  LRRbot: Wardens of the Cycle [1BGG] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, choose one — / • You gain 2 life. / • You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
  Juliamon: Serge had minor surgery, he's fine, it was voluntary.
ThePixelSavage: @Fr0Dough 
 GredGredmansson: Not enought Green?
theamc2000: you can”r cast that cam
Natedogg2: Cats can't be told what to do. If it blocks, then the cat wanted to block.
 cyclopsboi: golgari glenn ross is a great joke
 r10pez10: oh hey morbid
MajorFrostbyte: I wondered how Serge would work it with only one arm. Cat deck and a box for them. On theme.
 cmdrud87: @cyclopsboi Put that mana down.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Why is it so big? Well, it probably only costs 2 mana or so. You need to pay at least 3 to get the 10/11's these days.
seanmrwick: so Cameron what's your first pick in this set?
HaloCub5: Chat does anyone know how quickly wizards emails you after winning direct?
johnnylongtorso: @cyclopsboi that mana's for closers
  LRRbot: Alesha, Who Laughs at Fate [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | First strike / Whenever Alesha attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, return target creature card with mana value less than or equal to Alesha's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.
 definenull: here they are!
ALittleLonely: Alesha is fun
 Sorator13: bahahahaha
 Grinnin_Gin: what is it with serge drafting this card
 Sorator13: or is fate not here yet?
Battleguy01: He's popping off.
 CaptainSpam: She just finds fate, y'know, funny.  She can't help it.
 sporkraptor: Alesha, Who LoL
 r10pez10: HaloCub5 everything feels longer when you're excited
seanmrwick: I've heard that Mana Drain got reprinted in this set
 Fr0Dough: V-v-v-v-v-value
 Fruan: Mardu Grandma is a beating.
  LRRbot: Reassembling Skeleton [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [1/1] | {1}{B}: Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
 gualdhar: you know, I'm not good at magic, but Alesha seems good
ALittleLonely: Good ol' boy
 definenull: oh no the combo has been assembled
  LRRbot: Eaten Alive [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
AtrusOfMyst: The bonessssss
HaloCub5: @r10pez10 guily  also first time winning so don't know lol
 Cptasparagus: @seanmrwick someone was very much lying to you
 Sorator13: I like Serge's "hand" workaround
 GredGredmansson: @seanmrwick you heard wrong
 CaptainSpam: Who's laughing NOW, Alesha? 
  LRRbot: Heroic Reinforcements [2RW] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste.
theamc2000: Serge is going easy on Cam, playing with one arm
LathosTiran: Enchantment: mana burn exists again
 r10pez10: box is very elegant solution
johnnylongtorso: Serge is playing Magic and Guess Who? at the same time
seanmrwick: @GredGredmansson I thought as much. I'm glad that the rumor has been squashed
DoodlestheGreat: @johnnylongtorso Think of the time savings!
 MarkovDescendant: Anyone else dropping frames or do I need to restart the stream?
 Sorator13: I'm definitely also dropping some frames here and there
 r10pez10: a restart won't hurt
 r10pez10: frames are fine here
  LRRbot: Helpful Hunter [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
 Sorator13: the cats, they thirst
  LRRbot: Wardens of the Cycle [1BGG] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, choose one — / • You gain 2 life. / • You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
 Tweygoh: I wasn’t watching, did cam get his morbid trigger from killing Alesha?
 paulthemapguy: Stream looks good and smooth
 singinnonsense: it does look like it murdered a bird
  LRRbot: Hero's Downfall [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
 nymistrya: Yeah I have so many frames I could sell them for a markup. But I wont because that'd be rude
  Juliamon: oh, there was some jank there
 r10pez10: it's holding a quill so it can write a letter
  Juliamon: I think it was just the top-down?
 CaptainSpam: The wide shot looks smooth, I think it's just the overhead?
 TheDevil_Risen: @Juliamon oh i thought it was my aussie net
sleepyfelix: @Tweygoh his creature with morbid wasn't on the table at that moment I don't think
brutalpunishment: Ouch
 northos: oh, yeah it's looking a little framey here too
KWardJenx: Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it flows.
 r10pez10: new set be like that
 CaptainSpam: Oh, wait, no, the wide's doing it a bit, too.
 shurtal: remember when hero's downfall was a preemo rare?
 RatherLargeToad: having some stream issues, but I figure it has more to do with streaming it while flying above Wyoming
 Sorator13: nah, I'm getting a lot of stuttery frames. Audio is fine, though
 shurtal: if you do, you might need bone hurty pills
 definenull: the cameras still working overtime from DB
coriolis_storm: “Reading the card, explains the card”
 djalternative: the cats crave danger
  Juliamon: yeah, now it's definitely an issue
 paulthemapguy: No Cats Were Harmed
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 sporkraptor: dangerkitty
 GasCityGaming: i refreshed and it's fine
 gualdhar: so really, Serge is the villain for summoning cats at all
  QuixoticScrivener: Libraries are pokeballs now?
Bruceski: We are not the baddies only because Urza exists
 e_bloc: yeah but look what happened to the trans woman
johnnylongtorso: @RatherLargeToad the best way to see Wyoming, from 37,000 feet away
 Sorator13: I thought we ditched the "you are a planeswalker" lore?
   LoadingReadyRun:  definitely something a little wonky in OBS
brutalpunishment: Should have build Aristocats.
ALittleLonely: lol
 sporkraptor: Mulligans is a good cat name
 Mischievous_Catgeist:  
 cmdrud87: is it just me or are they dropping frames?
 cyclopsboi: sweet i needed a mulligan
Bruceski: do not attempt to adjust your monitor.
 sporkraptor: if I have to name another cat any time soon I think I'll name it "Mulligans"
Flyingdelorion: Frames are dropping for me too
 definenull: everyone hold....
 CorruptDropbear: Mullalullagains
 sporkraptor: I will probably forget this long before I get the chance to name another cat
 paulthemapguy: Tylenol turns Serge into Party Serge
Aceviru: 
 Sorator13: 
Flyingdelorion: also hello!
 cmdrud87: we literally can't go away
johnnylongtorso: jiggle the antenna
 MTGRanger: oh no LRR is dying
thegiftedgrifter: promise?
ALittleLonely: lol 󠀀
 paulthemapguy: Anytime you play a cat card, you have to say "I cats" instead of "I cast"
 Cptasparagus: ooh free Ben visit
 vetr1c: We're free now!
 sporkraptor: ok time to go get dinner
 CorruptDropbear: 
 sporkraptor: aaaand freeze!
 Strebenherz: sounds like a date
snowyowlly: really good frame to freeze on
 MarkovDescendant: What happened to Serge's arm?
 djalternative: yeah wait. wheeler will personally come visit us?
 Sorator13: wow, they're doing a good job of staying still
 Camthelion: time to leave just to get wheeler to visit me 
  Juliamon: Serge had minor surgery, he's fine, it was voluntary.
seanmrwick: well Wheeler if you're able to find me, I'd probably learn how to play Highlander
coriolis_storm: That’s just a great freeze frame
 DrLigmaPhD: Time to grab more wine
 Coloneljesus: what if that's the rest of stream?
johnnylongtorso: LRR was filmed before a live studio audience
 Sorator13: @MarkovDescendant just some surgery; no biggy
 ghizmou: they had time to prepare for the frame freeze
 MarkovDescendant: Oh good. Hope he heals quickly ^.^
 definenull: red fish, standing by?
 Sorator13: someone tell them they're still allowed to breathe!
 virgil82: The best part is that I cannot tell if they're doing a bit, or this is the stream being down.
 djalternative: Serge has three arms now if chat is to believed
 paulthemapguy: and break it down and freeze! and break it down and freeze!
 Coloneljesus: should we call paul?
 CeruledgeBlade: They're down
 northos: the stream is intentionally down, yes
  Juliamon: Paul intentionally is restarting the stream
 Harvest25: Better call Paul
 sporkraptor: down and around
 shendaras: or very good at being absolutely still
 paulthemapguy: LRR casts "BRB"
 superdude097: Doing a little turn it off then on again
 Julian_Rogue: So how's chat?
 gualdhar: 
 Sorator13: for a moment I thought "I should take a screenshot!" and then I realized, that doesnt' work to show that they aren't moving
 superdude097: 
irikaj: It's just the bit from the end of police squad episodes
 sporkraptor: yeah, tuna melt sammiches for dinner
 Strebenherz: they cast time stop and ended the stream
 Lord_Hosk: This stream go down is the worst thing that has ever happened to me!
irikaj: Cameron is very disciplined
 Julian_Rogue: @Sorator13 Like when I told my landlord my heater wasn't heating and he asked for pictures so I sent him pictures of the vent being like "This but not hot"
 Earthenone: 
 LostThePirate: 
 Camthelion: 
 GasCityGaming:   
 Lord_Hosk: Oh its back never mind
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 baltimore_667083:   
 cyclopsboi:  
 definenull: refresh!
 Sorator13: @Julian_Rogue or when the shipping company wants a picture of the deliveryy ou didn't get
 northos: @Lord_Hosk the stream coming back up is the best thing that has ever happened to me! 
 definenull: welcome booch
 Harvest25: We're here!
 DeM0nFiRe: Hi!
 Sorator13: oh good, more soy sauce
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 cyclopsboi: more booch
 cyclopsboi: belly full of booch
frank_the_great: we're so back
 cmdrud87: Serge deciided  to play Rummy
  LRRbot: Infestation Sage [B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token with flying.
 Sorator13: nice
 CorruptDropbear: You've had too much wine...
  LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Xerodin: do we know what happened to serge's arm?
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 Sorator13: @Xerodin Planned surgery
   LoadingReadyRun:  Booch supplied by our good friends at Jagasilk
 RatherLargeToad: Elfsect
 northos: @Xerodin minor elective surgery and stitches
 Fr0Dough: @Xerodin he got SERGERY
 Fr0Dough: everyone you are spelling sergery wrong
Xerodin: @Fr0Dough 
 northos: @Fr0Dough my sincerest apologies
  LRRbot: Helpful Hunter [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
 CeruledgeBlade: I came in late, why does serge have a card holder?
  Juliamon: Serge had minor surgery, he's fine, it was voluntary.
 northos: sorry, my sinSERGEst apologies
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 Sorator13: @CeruledgeBlade He had minor sergery
 CeruledgeBlade: Ah ok
  LRRbot: Gutless Plunderer [2B] | Creature — Skeleton Pirate [2/2] | Deathtouch / Raid — When this creature enters, if you attacked this turn, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put one of those cards back on top of your library. Put the rest into your graveyard.
  Juliamon: I'm not fixing my hotkeys for you chat
 Fr0Dough: @northos  
 CeruledgeBlade: And wheeler is not a monster, he's a demon
 cmdrud87: remember when you would just draw the card?
  LRRbot: Stab [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
 A_Dub888: How Gathering are the Foundational Magics my dudes?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you stab anything enough, it eventually stops.
 paulthemapguy: awwwww kitty wants blood.
  LRRbot: Wardens of the Cycle [1BGG] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, choose one — / • You gain 2 life. / • You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
 Sorator13: I'm confused, and that's okay
 Fruan: thicc elves
  LRRbot: Scoured Barrens | Land | Scoured Barrens enters tapped. / When Scoured Barrens enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
 Bugberry: Also blunts and cats/dogs. Quieres?
  LRRbot: Dazzling Angel [2W] | Creature — Angel [2/3] | Flying / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
 r10pez10: cool art
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seanmrwick: I forgot we're back
 A_Dub888: Eternalize is in this set??
  LRRbot: Bite Down [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.
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 r10pez10: everyone point at the card, chat
  LRRbot: Luminous Rebuke [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target creature.
  LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | Wind-Scarred Crag enters tapped. / When Wind-Scarred Crag enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
 A_Dub888: @r10pez10 Which card?
 Sorator13: oh, hey Craig!
 Serpens77: @r10pez10 Indicate
 paulthemapguy: he will kill your angle and yuor devil
 Sorator13: @Serpens77 that's a crime!
  LRRbot: Grow from the Ashes [2G] | Sorcery | Kicker {2} / Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If this spell was kicked, instead search your library for two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 r10pez10: ooh kicked grow
 MTGRanger: I would watch
theamc2000: explain
 avjamethyst: I miss block constructed
 ghizmou: so many serra angels
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Doesn't say tapped.
 r10pez10: yeah untapped
Hadouken_lol_catz: its like 600 cards with all the foundations prodcuts
DarthRagnar815: That sounds like a fun idea to me 
 cmdrud87: 2018
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 r10pez10: was that hogaak year
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: That was before the Eldraine era of design mistakes.
 Bugberry: Dominaria PPR was my second PPR.
  LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature — Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 cmdrud87: core set- where you get excited about a burnished hart.
  LRRbot: Needletooth Pack [3GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [4/5] | Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
 Sorator13: @cmdrud87 speak for yourself; I'm always excited about Burnished Hart
  LRRbot: Sanguine Syphoner [1B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [1/3] | Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
johnnylongtorso: suffering syphoner
 northos: it's an intervening if clause, so if you go to end step and it doesn't trigger, you can sac Hart then
 djalternative: in fested or out fested?
irikaj: You can sac on end step
irikaj: Efb
 r10pez10: stop trying to make fest happen
 definenull: this might be the longest that 1/1 elf has survived in this format
  LRRbot: Youthful Valkyrie [1W] | Creature — Angel [1/3] | Flying / Whenever another Angel you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Youthful Valkyrie.
Desruprot: get festive
 A_Dub888: well maybe if you didn't call them idiots Serge...
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @northos You could sacrifice in end step after the trigger resolves even if it weren't worded that way.
 cyclopsboi: serge playing orange cats i guess
 northos: @Dread_Pirate_Westley also true
 circusofkirkus: I see Serge is playing Rumikub in this draft
 Sorator13: admittedly it seems confusing to have your hand not be in your hand
 RatherLargeToad: Garfield typal?
  LRRbot: Skyknight Squire [1W] | Creature — Cat Scout [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / As long as this creature has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has flying and is a Knight in addition to its other types.
 A_Dub888: Skire
 cyclopsboi: garfield universes beyond when
 DrLigmaPhD: Squiknight Skier?
 A_Dub888: (Note: the squire is NOT the bird)
 RatherLargeToad: the food tokens would be great
 Sorator13: yknow, that squire doesn't look like a cat at all to me
  LRRbot: Helpful Hunter [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
 Sorator13: like, it doesn't look leonin, either
 ghizmou: he only gets the bird when he's big and old enough to drive
 r10pez10: they're the same picture
 Bugberry: Then most knights should be Horse Human Knight
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha 
 Sorator13: 
 A_Dub888: !findquote monke
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 DrLigmaPhD: This is pet cat, this is sentient cat husband. They are only marginally different
  LRRbot: Vampire Soulcaller [4B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [3/2] | Flying / This creature can't block. / When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Nickiatori: they are from different plans i think, the hunter is a housecat from amonket and the squire is from somewhere else
  LRRbot: Wardens of the Cycle [1BGG] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, choose one — / • You gain 2 life. / • You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
 r10pez10: doesn't mickey walk pluto with goofy
 A_Dub888: "Hello, we're calling you about your soul's extended warrenty..."
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