r10pez10: half-kitten half-kitten didn't win me any games, but it did extend them by a lot
accountmadeforants: Now I'm trying to think if there are any other creatures with "sorcery-speed" abilities that have text which lets them activate those abilities at instant-speed.
r10pez10: "whenever you're dealt damage roll a d6 and gain that much life"
accountmadeforants: I used to buy whole boxes of Unstable to draft with friends (which was quite cheap on account of being able to subsequently sell/keep the lands), probably one of my favourite draft formats.
definenull: what'cha drinking there
TheDevil_Risen: WB!
accountmadeforants: Welcome back
sporkraptor: oh hi Ben XD
MTGRanger: Sooo back
Sorator13: Wheeler, why are you drinking soy sauce?
DeM0nFiRe:
iris_of_ether:
Coloneljesus: im lit
Juliamon: tell us about the 'buch
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Somethign funny
cyclopsboi: something funny
sporkraptor: no
superdude097: Something funny
shurtal: Bazornga
theamc2000: Cameron
ALittleLonely: Gottem
GredGredmansson: @accountmadeforants what does that even mean? activating at instant speed is the default it has to explicitly say that its sorcery instead
TheDevil_Risen:
hahha 10/10 no notes wheeler 
LaconicLad: i am drinking Yogurt Soju for the first time. It's pretty good.
Fr0Dough: WHAT happened to serge
LRRbot: Scoured Barrens | Land | Scoured Barrens enters tapped. / When Scoured Barrens enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
letsbelgo: @Fr0Dough has many stiches in his arm
accountmadeforants: @GredGredmansson Yeah, but there's things like Outlast which are keyworded sorcery-speed abilities. So I was wondering if, like Ninja with Augment, there are any cards with sorcery-speed-by-default abilities which then ignore the sorcery-speed limitation.
Land_Manatee: WHat happened to Serge's arm?
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | Wind-Scarred Crag enters tapped. / When Wind-Scarred Crag enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Juliamon: Serge had minor surgery
Juliamon: He's fine
cyclopsboi: i think he was having surgery
Juliamon: It was voluntary
LRRbot: Hungry Ghoul [1B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
shurtal: @Fr0Dough he payed perfectly good money for a doctor to stuff to his arm, for medical reasons
theamc2000: I like the back hand
avjamethyst: this is like playing cribbage with my great grandma in the hospital
theamc2000: box
Fr0Dough: you mean "sergery" come on it was RIGHT THERE
GredGredmansson: @accountmadeforants there's that one teferi and that one Wanderer i guess
MTGRanger: the Fromsoft games have conditioned him
LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature — Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
TheAwkes: !findquote behind
LRRbot: Quote #5098: "Just reach in behind me! Mind the goo." —Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-25]
LRRbot: Stab [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
definenull: knife time!
Swamplor: Stabbed him right in the hart!
johnnylongtorso: stabbed in the hart
LRRbot: Helpful Hunter [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
definenull: uhh are the frames a little skippy today?
accountmadeforants: @GredGredmansson Right, I suppose there are Planeswalkers, yeah.
LRRbot: Axgard Cavalry [1R] | Creature — Dwarf Berserker [2/2] | {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
Juliamon: Seems smooth here
RatherLargeToad: Stabed in the Heart and Cam’s to blame
Battleguy01: Calgury
ThePixelSavage: why does Serge only have one hand today?
DoodlestheGreat: it not perfect system
johnnylongtorso: at least Serge can't be forced to discard cards from hand
Fr0Dough: @ThePixelSavage he had sergery
LRRbot: Wardens of the Cycle [1BGG] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, choose one — / • You gain 2 life. / • You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Juliamon: Serge had minor surgery, he's fine, it was voluntary.
ThePixelSavage:
@Fr0Dough 
GredGredmansson: Not enought Green?
theamc2000: you can”r cast that cam
Natedogg2: Cats can't be told what to do. If it blocks, then the cat wanted to block.
cyclopsboi: golgari glenn ross is a great joke
r10pez10: oh hey morbid
MajorFrostbyte: I wondered how Serge would work it with only one arm. Cat deck and a box for them. On theme.
cmdrud87: @cyclopsboi Put that mana down.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Why is it so big? Well, it probably only costs 2 mana or so. You need to pay at least 3 to get the 10/11's these days.
seanmrwick: so Cameron what's your first pick in this set?
HaloCub5: Chat does anyone know how quickly wizards emails you after winning direct?
johnnylongtorso: @cyclopsboi that mana's for closers
LRRbot: Alesha, Who Laughs at Fate [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | First strike / Whenever Alesha attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, return target creature card with mana value less than or equal to Alesha's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.
definenull: here they are!
ALittleLonely: Alesha is fun
Sorator13: bahahahaha
Grinnin_Gin: what is it with serge drafting this card
Sorator13: or is fate not here yet?
Battleguy01: He's popping off.
CaptainSpam: She just finds fate, y'know, funny. She can't help it.
sporkraptor: Alesha, Who LoL
r10pez10: HaloCub5 everything feels longer when you're excited
seanmrwick: I've heard that Mana Drain got reprinted in this set
Fr0Dough: V-v-v-v-v-value
Fruan: Mardu Grandma is a beating.
LRRbot: Reassembling Skeleton [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [1/1] | {1}{B}: Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
gualdhar: you know, I'm not good at magic, but Alesha seems good
ALittleLonely: Good ol' boy
definenull: oh no the combo has been assembled
LRRbot: Eaten Alive [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
AtrusOfMyst: The bonessssss
HaloCub5:
@r10pez10 guily 
also first time winning so don't know lol
Cptasparagus: @seanmrwick someone was very much lying to you
Sorator13: I like Serge's "hand" workaround
GredGredmansson: @seanmrwick you heard wrong
CaptainSpam:
Who's laughing NOW, Alesha? 
LRRbot: Heroic Reinforcements [2RW] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste.
theamc2000: Serge is going easy on Cam, playing with one arm
LathosTiran: Enchantment: mana burn exists again
r10pez10: box is very elegant solution
johnnylongtorso: Serge is playing Magic and Guess Who? at the same time
seanmrwick: @GredGredmansson I thought as much. I'm glad that the rumor has been squashed
DoodlestheGreat: @johnnylongtorso Think of the time savings!
MarkovDescendant: Anyone else dropping frames or do I need to restart the stream?
Sorator13: I'm definitely also dropping some frames here and there
r10pez10: a restart won't hurt
r10pez10: frames are fine here
LRRbot: Helpful Hunter [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
Sorator13: the cats, they thirst
LRRbot: Wardens of the Cycle [1BGG] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, choose one — / • You gain 2 life. / • You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Tweygoh: I wasn’t watching, did cam get his morbid trigger from killing Alesha?
paulthemapguy: Stream looks good and smooth
singinnonsense: it does look like it murdered a bird
LRRbot: Hero's Downfall [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
nymistrya: Yeah I have so many frames I could sell them for a markup. But I wont because that'd be rude
Juliamon: oh, there was some jank there
r10pez10: it's holding a quill so it can write a letter
Juliamon: I think it was just the top-down?
CaptainSpam: The wide shot looks smooth, I think it's just the overhead?
TheDevil_Risen: @Juliamon oh i thought it was my aussie net
sleepyfelix: @Tweygoh his creature with morbid wasn't on the table at that moment I don't think
brutalpunishment: Ouch
northos: oh, yeah it's looking a little framey here too
KWardJenx: Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it flows.
r10pez10: new set be like that
CaptainSpam: Oh, wait, no, the wide's doing it a bit, too.
shurtal: remember when hero's downfall was a preemo rare?
RatherLargeToad: having some stream issues, but I figure it has more to do with streaming it while flying above Wyoming
Sorator13: nah, I'm getting a lot of stuttery frames. Audio is fine, though
shurtal: if you do, you might need bone hurty pills
definenull: the cameras still working overtime from DB
coriolis_storm: “Reading the card, explains the card”
djalternative: the cats crave danger
Juliamon: yeah, now it's definitely an issue
paulthemapguy: No Cats Were Harmed
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sporkraptor: dangerkitty
GasCityGaming: i refreshed and it's fine
gualdhar: so really, Serge is the villain for summoning cats at all
QuixoticScrivener: Libraries are pokeballs now?
Bruceski: We are not the baddies only because Urza exists
e_bloc: yeah but look what happened to the trans woman
johnnylongtorso: @RatherLargeToad the best way to see Wyoming, from 37,000 feet away
Sorator13: I thought we ditched the "you are a planeswalker" lore?
LoadingReadyRun:
definitely something a little wonky in OBS
brutalpunishment: Should have build Aristocats.
ALittleLonely: lol
sporkraptor: Mulligans is a good cat name
Mischievous_Catgeist:
cmdrud87: is it just me or are they dropping frames?
cyclopsboi: sweet i needed a mulligan
Bruceski: do not attempt to adjust your monitor.
sporkraptor: if I have to name another cat any time soon I think I'll name it "Mulligans"
Flyingdelorion: Frames are dropping for me too
definenull: everyone hold....
CorruptDropbear: Mullalullagains
sporkraptor: I will probably forget this long before I get the chance to name another cat
paulthemapguy: Tylenol turns Serge into Party Serge
Aceviru:
Sorator13:
Flyingdelorion: also hello!
cmdrud87: we literally can't go away
johnnylongtorso: jiggle the antenna
MTGRanger: oh no LRR is dying
thegiftedgrifter: promise?
ALittleLonely: lol
paulthemapguy: Anytime you play a cat card, you have to say "I cats" instead of "I cast"
Cptasparagus: ooh free Ben visit
vetr1c: We're free now!
sporkraptor: ok time to go get dinner
CorruptDropbear:
sporkraptor: aaaand freeze!
Strebenherz: sounds like a date
snowyowlly: really good frame to freeze on
MarkovDescendant: What happened to Serge's arm?
djalternative: yeah wait. wheeler will personally come visit us?
Sorator13: wow, they're doing a good job of staying still
Camthelion:
time to leave just to get wheeler to visit me
Juliamon: Serge had minor surgery, he's fine, it was voluntary.
seanmrwick: well Wheeler if you're able to find me, I'd probably learn how to play Highlander
coriolis_storm: That’s just a great freeze frame
DrLigmaPhD: Time to grab more wine
Coloneljesus: what if that's the rest of stream?
johnnylongtorso: LRR was filmed before a live studio audience
Sorator13: @MarkovDescendant just some surgery; no biggy
ghizmou: they had time to prepare for the frame freeze
MarkovDescendant: Oh good. Hope he heals quickly ^.^
definenull: red fish, standing by?
Sorator13: someone tell them they're still allowed to breathe!
virgil82: The best part is that I cannot tell if they're doing a bit, or this is the stream being down.
djalternative: Serge has three arms now if chat is to believed
paulthemapguy: and break it down and freeze! and break it down and freeze!
Coloneljesus: should we call paul?
CeruledgeBlade: They're down
northos: the stream is intentionally down, yes
Juliamon: Paul intentionally is restarting the stream
Harvest25: Better call Paul
sporkraptor: down and around
shendaras: or very good at being absolutely still
paulthemapguy: LRR casts "BRB"
superdude097: Doing a little turn it off then on again
Julian_Rogue: So how's chat?
gualdhar:
Sorator13: for a moment I thought "I should take a screenshot!" and then I realized, that doesnt' work to show that they aren't moving
superdude097:
irikaj: It's just the bit from the end of police squad episodes
sporkraptor: yeah, tuna melt sammiches for dinner
Strebenherz: they cast time stop and ended the stream
Lord_Hosk: This stream go down is the worst thing that has ever happened to me!
irikaj: Cameron is very disciplined
Julian_Rogue: @Sorator13 Like when I told my landlord my heater wasn't heating and he asked for pictures so I sent him pictures of the vent being like "This but not hot"
Earthenone:
LostThePirate:
Camthelion:
Lord_Hosk: Oh its back never mind
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
cyclopsboi:
definenull: refresh!
Sorator13: @Julian_Rogue or when the shipping company wants a picture of the deliveryy ou didn't get
northos:
@Lord_Hosk the stream coming back up is the best thing that has ever happened to me!
definenull: welcome booch
Harvest25: We're here!
DeM0nFiRe: Hi!
Sorator13: oh good, more soy sauce
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cyclopsboi: more booch
cyclopsboi: belly full of booch
frank_the_great: we're so back
cmdrud87: Serge deciided to play Rummy
LRRbot: Infestation Sage [B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token with flying.
Sorator13: nice
CorruptDropbear: You've had too much wine...
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Xerodin: do we know what happened to serge's arm?
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Sorator13: @Xerodin Planned surgery
LoadingReadyRun:
Booch supplied by our good friends at Jagasilk
RatherLargeToad: Elfsect
northos: @Xerodin minor elective surgery and stitches
Fr0Dough: @Xerodin he got SERGERY
Fr0Dough: everyone you are spelling sergery wrong
Xerodin:
@Fr0Dough
northos: @Fr0Dough my sincerest apologies
LRRbot: Helpful Hunter [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
CeruledgeBlade: I came in late, why does serge have a card holder?
Juliamon: Serge had minor surgery, he's fine, it was voluntary.
northos: sorry, my sinSERGEst apologies
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Sorator13: @CeruledgeBlade He had minor sergery
CeruledgeBlade: Ah ok
LRRbot: Gutless Plunderer [2B] | Creature — Skeleton Pirate [2/2] | Deathtouch / Raid — When this creature enters, if you attacked this turn, look at the top three cards of your library. You may put one of those cards back on top of your library. Put the rest into your graveyard.
Juliamon: I'm not fixing my hotkeys for you chat
Fr0Dough:
@northos
CeruledgeBlade: And wheeler is not a monster, he's a demon
cmdrud87: remember when you would just draw the card?
LRRbot: Stab [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
A_Dub888: How Gathering are the Foundational Magics my dudes?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you stab anything enough, it eventually stops.
paulthemapguy: awwwww kitty wants blood.
LRRbot: Wardens of the Cycle [1BGG] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, choose one — / • You gain 2 life. / • You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Sorator13: I'm confused, and that's okay
Fruan: thicc elves
LRRbot: Scoured Barrens | Land | Scoured Barrens enters tapped. / When Scoured Barrens enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Bugberry: Also blunts and cats/dogs. Quieres?
LRRbot: Dazzling Angel [2W] | Creature — Angel [2/3] | Flying / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
r10pez10: cool art
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seanmrwick: I forgot we're back
A_Dub888: Eternalize is in this set??
LRRbot: Bite Down [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.
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r10pez10: everyone point at the card, chat
LRRbot: Luminous Rebuke [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped creature. / Destroy target creature.
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | Wind-Scarred Crag enters tapped. / When Wind-Scarred Crag enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
A_Dub888: @r10pez10 Which card?
Sorator13: oh, hey Craig!
Serpens77: @r10pez10 Indicate
paulthemapguy: he will kill your angle and yuor devil
Sorator13: @Serpens77 that's a crime!
LRRbot: Grow from the Ashes [2G] | Sorcery | Kicker {2} / Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If this spell was kicked, instead search your library for two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
r10pez10: ooh kicked grow
MTGRanger: I would watch
theamc2000: explain
avjamethyst: I miss block constructed
ghizmou: so many serra angels
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Doesn't say tapped.
r10pez10: yeah untapped
Hadouken_lol_catz: its like 600 cards with all the foundations prodcuts
DarthRagnar815:
That sounds like a fun idea to me 
cmdrud87: 2018
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r10pez10: was that hogaak year
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That was before the Eldraine era of design mistakes.
Bugberry: Dominaria PPR was my second PPR.
LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature — Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
cmdrud87: core set- where you get excited about a burnished hart.
LRRbot: Needletooth Pack [3GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [4/5] | Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
Sorator13: @cmdrud87 speak for yourself; I'm always excited about Burnished Hart
LRRbot: Sanguine Syphoner [1B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [1/3] | Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
johnnylongtorso: suffering syphoner
northos: it's an intervening if clause, so if you go to end step and it doesn't trigger, you can sac Hart then
djalternative: in fested or out fested?
irikaj: You can sac on end step
irikaj: Efb
r10pez10: stop trying to make fest happen
definenull: this might be the longest that 1/1 elf has survived in this format
LRRbot: Youthful Valkyrie [1W] | Creature — Angel [1/3] | Flying / Whenever another Angel you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Youthful Valkyrie.
Desruprot: get festive
A_Dub888: well maybe if you didn't call them idiots Serge...
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @northos You could sacrifice in end step after the trigger resolves even if it weren't worded that way.
cyclopsboi: serge playing orange cats i guess
northos: @Dread_Pirate_Westley also true
circusofkirkus: I see Serge is playing Rumikub in this draft
Sorator13: admittedly it seems confusing to have your hand not be in your hand
RatherLargeToad: Garfield typal?
LRRbot: Skyknight Squire [1W] | Creature — Cat Scout [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / As long as this creature has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has flying and is a Knight in addition to its other types.
A_Dub888: Skire
cyclopsboi: garfield universes beyond when
DrLigmaPhD: Squiknight Skier?
A_Dub888: (Note: the squire is NOT the bird)
RatherLargeToad: the food tokens would be great
Sorator13: yknow, that squire doesn't look like a cat at all to me
LRRbot: Helpful Hunter [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
Sorator13: like, it doesn't look leonin, either
ghizmou: he only gets the bird when he's big and old enough to drive
r10pez10: they're the same picture
Bugberry: Then most knights should be Horse Human Knight
TheDevil_Risen:
hahaha
Sorator13:
A_Dub888: !findquote monke
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DrLigmaPhD: This is pet cat, this is sentient cat husband. They are only marginally different
LRRbot: Vampire Soulcaller [4B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [3/2] | Flying / This creature can't block. / When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Nickiatori: they are from different plans i think, the hunter is a housecat from amonket and the squire is from somewhere else
LRRbot: Wardens of the Cycle [1BGG] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, choose one — / • You gain 2 life. / • You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
r10pez10: doesn't mickey walk pluto with goofy
A_Dub888: "Hello, we're calling you about your soul's extended warrenty..."
RatherLargeToad: I liked kitty better when it was a frog
r10pez10: i think uncle wheeler is drunk
paulthemapguy: Serge is saying "hell yeah" with the same cadence and frequency as Jenna Marbles
northos:
@RatherLargeToad I like frog better now that it's a kitty 
Cptasparagus: new card idea: Innistradwife
definenull: *writes down board wipe*
Sorator13: I prefer Fblthp
Sorator13:
@Cptasparagus but also NO
kirbytronic: Just a functional reprint of zombie cat
r10pez10: overrun one time no whammies
LRRbot: Wardens of the Cycle [1BGG] | Creature — Elf Warlock [3/4] | Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, choose one — / • You gain 2 life. / • You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
DrLigmaPhD: @Cptasparagus Go on
stnrwzrd: it's morbid time
Cptasparagus: @DrLigmaPhD probalby just like a black soul warden
LRRbot: Diregraf Ghoul [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Diregraf Ghoul enters tapped.
TheDevil_Risen:
r10pez10: (the out is another cat)
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gualdhar: sounds like LRR Magic alright
A_Dub888: Serge "Exactly the Same" Yager
r10pez10: someone bring up the dice roll spreadsheet
paulthemapguy: wutchu drinkin Wheeler?
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DrLigmaPhD: Wardens of the Cycle is on a short list of subtextually romnatic energy
Desruprot: so your saying there is a chancce
ThePixelSavage: Wheeler famously in a very small pond here
A_Dub888: But then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, their chances of winning DRASTIC GO DOWN
r10pez10: i don't recognise any of those cats 2019 characters
Sorator13: canonically banned?
Sorator13: fascinating
djalternative: oh Wheeler, did you see the horse joke appeared again?
TheDevil_Risen: awww poor cam
MrBunnyMan: why is wheeler band from the bus?
djalternative: a horse joke
r10pez10: "horse" "joke"
Sorator13: I mean, I assume because of the horse joke, but idk
TheDevil_Risen: @djalternative yeah the horse joke reappearing was priceless
DeM0nFiRe:
KWardJenx: ha!!
ProcyonFlynn:
Never look. The card isn't real, it can't hurt you 
cyclopsboi: horse
NotCainNorAbel: I have watched the joke at least 4 times
gualdhar: we have a super cut of the almost-funny bits of the joke
Strebenherz: Holy bus, roasted
Welbog: I love that joke. That is the best.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wait wheeler is BANNED?
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There was the horse joke supercut this year
ThePixelSavage: where could someone see said joke? anyone got a link for me here?
djalternative: they made a horse joke edit this year in fact
cyclopsboi: horse joke was like what 40min?
Strebenherz: does someone have link to joke?
Sorator13: (he's not *actually* banned)
Welbog: Wheeler is my favourite
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: The joke is very good
Bobtheninjagoldfish: kayfaaaabe
djalternative: @cyclopsboi edited down to 40 min
A_Dub888: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat You're very good
circusofkirkus: lol
JKBalch: The 45 minute long horse joke is my favorite joke. I want to write it down and print it out to scare people with
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Only 35:34
RatherLargeToad: and the cards are good too!
Strebenherz: wait why is it a supercut
Strebenherz: was this something he did over multiple points
r10pez10: it was supercut down
Marvoleath: There was a super cut of the horse joke made this year iirc
r10pez10: yeah, say the word "horse"
Marvoleath: down to like a few mins
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | Wind-Scarred Crag enters tapped. / When Wind-Scarred Crag enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
djalternative: @Strebenherz over like 3 hours
engineerbudy: what did I miss, did serger hurt himself?
ThePixelSavage:
@Sorator13 thank you 
LRRbot: Infestation Sage [B] | Creature — Elf Warlock [1/1] | When this creature dies, create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token with flying.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Just watch the supercut. It is worth it
LRRbot: Helpful Hunter [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
r10pez10: he had minor voluntary surgery on his arm, he's fine
engineerbudy: @r10pez10 ah ok thanks for the heads up
LRRbot: Reassembling Skeleton [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [1/1] | {1}{B}: Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
cyclopsboi: honestly the fact that he told the whole thing was like andy kaufman level ridiculousness
Bugberry: Human/Spirit vs Vampire/Insect.
LRRbot: Prideful Parent [2W] | Creature — Cat [2/2] | Vigilance / When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token.
JKBalch: That means Serge will only draw land
Serpens77: Cat Distribution System at work
djalternative: yeah. we got new and improved horse joke this year
LRRbot: Heroic Reinforcements [2RW] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste.
ProcyonFlynn: "That cat has the equivalent of an awful teenager beard" is a new sentence and I hate it.
ckupf: how dare Cam kill the cute kitty
LRRbot: Valkyrie's Call [3WW] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken, non-Angel creature you control dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it. It has flying and is an Angel in addition to its other types.
r10pez10: save us, green pip
Sorator13: Oh, this
djalternative: valkyrie's call is just them trying to order pizza
LRRbot: Needletooth Pack [3GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [4/5] | Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
LRRbot: Scoured Barrens | Land | Scoured Barrens enters tapped. / When Scoured Barrens enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: love the art on the pack
LRRbot: Helpful Hunter [1W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When this creature enters, draw a card.
DrLigmaPhD: Big Teeldes
NotCainNorAbel: Man with one red show is also a good Tom Hanks movie
Sorator13: kitties!
baltimore_667083: kitty!
DrLigmaPhD: Calic-owned
LRRbot: Grow from the Ashes [2G] | Sorcery | Kicker {2} / Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If this spell was kicked, instead search your library for two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
paulthemapguy: bro from the ashes?
Diabore: is it kicked?
Nickiatori: deck thinnijng@
circusofkirkus: Sire of Seven Deaths waiting room
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Diabore: why did cam put it in hand?
theamc2000: cam the land goes on the battlefield
stnrwzrd: untapped even
ProcyonFlynn:
Still onto the battlefield even if you don't kick. Not used to a good card
GredGredmansson:
Nickiatori: rip mufasa
Juliamon: long live the king
GredGredmansson: not tapped
ALittleLonely: lol
LRRbot: Eaten Alive [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
GredGredmansson: no need you did it for us
LRRbot: Youthful Valkyrie [1W] | Creature — Angel [1/3] | Flying / Whenever another Angel you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Youthful Valkyrie.
paulthemapguy: I was pretty sure Serge was gonna tell us in chat to suck it lol
ghizmou: nombo
Dog_of_Myth:
Sorator13: hey now, that one was on Paul
TheWriterAleph: lol gottus
ProcyonFlynn:
Chat taking that one for Paul 
GredGredmansson:
you can prove nothing 
Bugberry: they fly now
GredGredmansson:
theamc2000: !card angelic cub
LRRbot: Angelic Cub [1W] | Creature — Cat Angel [1/1] | Whenever Angelic Cub becomes the target of a spell or ability for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / As long as Angelic Cub has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has flying.
GredGredmansson: i feel for you cam
Sorator13:
paulthemapguy: flying cats??
LRRbot: Skyknight Squire [1W] | Creature — Cat Scout [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / As long as this creature has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has flying and is a Knight in addition to its other types.
Diabore: 12 or 13 lands?
hidingbox: Cameron channeling James here
DrLigmaPhD: What's your KDR (Kitten Death Rate)?
LRRbot: Claws Out [3WW] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Cat you control. / Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.
Bugberry: @paulthemapguy what is this Ikoria?
djalternative: helpful hunter might just be the best common of the set
Sorator13: well... sometimes it happens
nan_de_mo_nai: wheeler WAS present
CorruptDropbear: Cat
Sorator13: hooray continuity!
NotCainNorAbel: object permanence, chat has that
MichaelSnowbird: white lines of powder?
GredGredmansson: Asterion was the Minotaur
djalternative: You're keeping continuity, good. I don't have to yell at you about the 180 rule
DrLigmaPhD: Astarion was a twink vampire
lirazel64: Object permanence!
Bugberry: Astarius is the Minotaur
Sorator13: Astarius is the minotaur
snowyowlly: you're thinking of astarion from hades
Sorator13: AstarioN is the twink vampire
Toabgut: thesus killed the minoutat
biosimicist: Theseus
kirbytronic: Astarius is the Minotaur in Hades
Sorator13: Perseus killed Medusa
Dog_of_Myth:
Grinnin_Gin: Welcome to greek myth
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahaha
GredGredmansson: oh no i got the wrong name
brutalpunishment: lol
biosimicist: You were right the first time Cameron!
ProcyonFlynn:
... oooh, good. This is happening
DrLigmaPhD: The internet was very insistent
Desruprot: the minotaur was the friends we made along the way
Grinnin_Gin: Wheeler, known twink demolisher
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paulthemapguy: I mean, that IS a separate reason to cut away...
r10pez10: i'm here for the magic but i stay for the cut-to-ads
Sorator13: Excellent segways
ALittleLonely:
Snouut: Hey guys hows it going!
r10pez10: chat i'm going to the grocery store do you want anything
Snouut: 2 alpha boosters please
Sorator13: I actually do need a lot; I shouldv'e gone today
Snouut: but ill settle for 1
ALittleLonely: I want a Butterfinger
Grinnin_Gin: r10 I want you to get a treat for yourself
Grinnin_Gin: and I want you to aggressively mention that twitch chat told you to do this to the cashier
Snouut:
Ahaha that playmat is hilarious! My friend is possessed by the devil (left-handed) so might have to get them one of those as a Christmas present aha 
Sorator13:
It's a good'un
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Marvoleath: !store
Sorator13: oh, it was going so well, and then...
TheWanderingNomad: We all become dust eventually Cam
Snouut: hey im watching on the twitch tv's website!
hidingbox: Two good card? In this economy?
DrLigmaPhD: Need shiny cats
likelyDangerous: 2x good card is a full deck list if you're creative
sporkraptor: dun dun dun dun
DrLigmaPhD: Swaymp
LRRbot: Goldvein Pick [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Equip {1}
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ALittleLonely: Shmoney
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
ALittleLonely: Nice one
nyoomgoom: gesundheit
NotCainNorAbel: CAM!
sporkraptor: damn, Cameron XD
Grinnin_Gin: look out for the swifties
brutalpunishment: Booch!
djalternative: füt gummy
thegiftedgrifter: damn impressive!
singinnonsense: Friday night equipment fight
DrLigmaPhD: That. had some reverb
Sorator13:
Grinnin_Gin: also look out for those boots
Mai_Andra:
zer0killstreams: the resonated
GasCityGaming: Run! Cthulu is come!
FixTheJames: Cam out her trying to summon dinosaurs.
Tweygoh:
Grinnin_Gin: can we get a clean take of that belch
LRRbot: Marauding Blight-Priest [2B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [3/2] | Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
thegiftedgrifter: its moments like that keep me coming back
Sorator13:
ALittleLonely: Oh
Strebenherz: what
djalternative: um.....
circusofkirkus: bad joke police
TheWanderingNomad: Uhhhh
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, crimes!
Sorator13: UH OH
nyoomgoom: :0
sporkraptor: remember, folks in chat: *siren*
ProcyonFlynn: I'll remember that.
DeM0nFiRe:
singinnonsense: belch alarm ?
thegiftedgrifter: belchquake?
GasCityGaming:
whatever it is, Cori isn't allowed apparently 
CeruledgeBlade:
RatherLargeToad: Charbelcher is in the set?
Sorator13:
djalternative:
LRRbot: Axgard Cavalry [1R] | Creature — Dwarf Berserker [2/2] | {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
hidingbox: Forced to evacuate due to a burp
phoenixletmeuseadashd: how much spicy food did you eat?
gualdhar:
nyoomgoom: so many new foleys are being developed live on stream
Mai_Andra: Graham app wouldn't open the door again...
Grinnin_Gin: do you have a broadcast license for that decibel level, cameron?
MarkovDescendant: I thought the Klaxon was just a CH joke and post-production sound effect
djalternative: dwarf is 2/1, goat is 0/1, dwarf on goat is 2/2
Marvoleath:
DrLigmaPhD: We need a goat legend
Sorator13: someone get this man a banana, stat
Grinnin_Gin: goblin charbelcher, try goblin cambelcher
InfiniTokens: @Grinnin_Gin Will need a banana for scale
GasCityGaming: *rimshot*
LRRbot: Midnight Snack [2B] | Enchantment | Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, create a Food token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Target opponent loses X life, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
sporkraptor: angy snak
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ProcyonFlynn: Oh, I don't know if it was mentioned/answered anywhere. But is there any possibility the 'Tamiyo & Nashi' will make it onto sleeves like 'Jace & Vraska' did? It's really lovely art.
TheAwkes: Getting real mileage out of those Shreckmobile sleeves, there, eh.
PhuzNutz: Love the token mage.
singinnonsense: French canadians are less formal
LRRbot: Spitfire Lagac [3R] | Creature — Lizard [3/4] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, Spitfire Lagac deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Serpens77: oof, right in the 2
PhuzNutz: @singinnonsense They do hate themselves more than anyone hates them
sporkraptor: poster vs poster
RatherLargeToad: legac is best when served live
Sorator13: @RatherLargeToad and spitting?
DrLigmaPhD: Traesure?
InfiniTokens: It's s liar
LRRbot: Heraldic Banner [3] | Artifact | As Heraldic Banner enters, choose a color. / Creatures you control of the chosen color get +1/+0. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Sorator13: right in front of his food token?
GasCityGaming:
I cut my thumb making supper and now I can't play the new Dynasty Warriors Demo 
LRRbot: Goldvein Pick [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Equip {1}
DrLigmaPhD: jean was a real cont
Sorator13: @GasCityGaming nooooo
adept_nekomancer: No, no, you're just mining your enemies
Bugberry: The opponent is full of gold
theamc2000: hitting a person for gold
GasCityGaming: you8 get to keep whatever comes out
DrLigmaPhD: That's just called mugging
dasdardly: is that what minecraft is about? i missed the boat
Grinnin_Gin: teeth are just bone nuggets
DrLigmaPhD: @Grinnin_Gin Bone tic-tacs
likelyDangerous: the pick cleaves a piece off of the enemy and turns it to gold
MegaTrain: just joined, who played in round 1?
KeytarCat: Teeth are more like skin than bone!
GasCityGaming: Cam and Wheeler
LRRbot: Fiendish Panda [2WB] | Creature — Bear Demon [3/2] | Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / When this creature dies, return another target non-Bear creature card with mana value less than or equal to this creature's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Juliamon: *Cam and Serge
Juliamon: with Wheeler tablefriend
GasCityGaming: @Juliamon oh wow, yeah, i flubbed that lol my b
LoadingReadyRun:
Enemy is like a loot bug in Deep Rock Galactic. Dig out gems with pick axe
DrLigmaPhD: We need a bear with prowess for kungg-fu panda thhe deck
Sorator13: good trigger discipline
InfiniTokens: You guys are remembering triggers?!
Sorator13:
LRRbot: Involuntary Employment [3R] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Treasure token.
sporkraptor: involuntary employment XD
DrLigmaPhD: Slavery, the card
theamc2000: the banner is mana
LoadingReadyRun: is Involuntary Panda Employment just a zoo?
ALittleLonely: Yep
DrLigmaPhD: @LoadingReadyRun With regret: Breeding program
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun I don't think the pandas do /work/ in most zoos
ALittleLonely: Forced breeding*
Juliamon: Sorator13 clearly you haven't watched Polar Bear's Cafe
dasdardly: i smell aether
irikaj: They don't breed in most zoos either
Sorator13: @Juliamon I said most! but also yes.
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LRRbot: Eaten Alive [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
sporkraptor: omnomlizard
Grinnin_Gin: chat is particularly cursed today I see
DrLigmaPhD: @irikaj Panda unemployment critically high
InfiniTokens: @Grinnin_Gin It's me, isn't it.
ALittleLonely: 5 ah ah ah
likelyDangerous: 6 ah ah ah
LoadingReadyRun: If sitting around while being watched by people isn't "work" us streamers have a big problem
ALittleLonely: lol
HalcyonPrime9: fair point
Grinnin_Gin: allow me to write my complaints on you, infinitokens
Grinnin_Gin: as my ancient ancestor, ea nasir once did
Fruan: Gaming on video
DeM0nFiRe: Well you are gaming and you are on video
Jadaris: You're playing the board game version of popular online video game Magic The Gathering: Arena
Lord_Hosk: Im hypothetically engaged
Grinnin_Gin: I am ontologically engaged
Sorator13: I'm involuntarily engaged!
theamc2000: I am in bed
InfiniTokens: @Grinnin_Gin Air your grievances!
dacbruh: engagedly engaged
TheDevil_Risen: I am physically engaged
nyoomgoom: tag yourself i'm "tag yourself memes"
protojman: there's a clue!
kirbytronic: You're very good at that, Cameron.
Grinnin_Gin: infinitokens are too good and it upsets my sapghetti
aerohydra: he did burp though, hers kinda the same
TheDevil_Risen: yah, that
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TheDevil_Risen: has been rubbing off on serge
Lord_Hosk: I ended my engagement with LadyHosk. WHEN I MARRIED HER
Sorator13: Yeah, Serge was the one who hurt himself last match; it was alarming!
ALittleLonely: Oooo sounds fun
TheDevil_Risen:
he's been bumping into stuff recently
InfiniTokens: @Grinnin_Gin Not the sapghetti!!
whitefirecomix: sounds like a CamEleon
DeM0nFiRe: 🐰
DrLigmaPhD: Man I wanna hold bunnies
ALittleLonely: @Lord_Hosk Congrats
thegiftedgrifter: so thats what the kids are calling it these days
Nickiatori: @Lord_Hosk congratz
Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk Ahh, yes, your ex-girlfriend! (congrats!)
Jobot180: Yay bunbuns!
theamc2000: they get let
theamc2000: pet
aerohydra:
InfiniTokens: Don't ask where the bunnies come from.
DrLigmaPhD: Miracle decks losing their minds
ALittleLonely: Drawing would help
Jadaris: I keep having to vyy
Jadaris: Oops
LRRbot: Axgard Cavalry [1R] | Creature — Dwarf Berserker [2/2] | {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
hb8u: thank you cameron
LRRbot: Sanguine Syphoner [1B] | Creature — Vampire Warlock [1/3] | Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Jadaris: I keep having to buy more infinitokens because I or my friends keep drawing things that crack me up so I sleeve them and keep them
johnnylongtorso: he's in management
maybe_games: thats tremendously wholesome jadaris
ALittleLonely: Yea
LRRbot: Thrill of Possibility [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Gorehorn Raider [4R] | Creature — Minotaur Pirate [4/4] | Raid — When this creature enters, if you attacked this turn, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Goldvein Pick [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Equip {1}
LoadingReadyRun:
we need to invent Perma-tokens, where you draw on them and they can't be erased.... wait, that's just paper
LRRbot: Krenko, Mob Boss [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | {T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.
DrLigmaPhD: The Krenks
r10pez10: tarkir goblins are cool too
LathosTiran: goblin squared
DrLigmaPhD: Goblin monkeys are so cute though
northos: huh, I just noticed that Krenko is a Warrior. interesting type for a mob boss
LRRbot: Marauding Blight-Priest [2B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [3/2] | Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.
shushu1529: where X is your devotion to Goblin
HalcyonPrime9: the dragons of tarkir goblin tokens are my personal favourite
InfiniTokens: @Jadaris That's so fun, though!
r10pez10: is storm viable in this format
LRRbot: Fanatical Firebrand [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/1] | Haste / {T}, Sacrifice Fanatical Firebrand: It deals 1 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Extravagant Replication [4UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of another target nonland permanent you control.
Iperithon: the thicc tang
ALittleLonely: Oh my
LathosTiran: so many goboos
adept_nekomancer: The gobbo printer is active
northos:
removal, in black/white?
shatteredsera: Replication costs 6, or am I missing something?
TheRealDealLeal: Where is the reduction?
Commodore_Perry_GG: make sure to pack an extra removal in case you ruin the first one
DrLigmaPhD: I feel Krenko's theme song is Pump Up The Jam
LathosTiran: REL:axed
Larkonus: We've all misread mana values in both directions.
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adept_nekomancer: Why can't we have moderately fancy replication?
LRRbot: Infernal Vessel [2B] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | When this creature dies, if it wasn't a Demon, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with two +1/+1 counters on it. It's a Demon in addition to its other types.
LRRbot: Extravagant Replication [4UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of another target nonland permanent you control.
ghizmou: did Cori just draw this?
DrLigmaPhD: Krenkin it
Sorator13: how many goblins could Krenko crank if Krenko could crank goblins?
hidingbox: #JustKrenkoThings
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Jobot180: Krenkem on out
Mai_Andra: straight crankin it. and by "it", haha, well...
johnnylongtorso: Christmas With the Krenks
noisyblizzard:
you could activate krenko copy him and hasty activate again 
ztghostie: krenk dawg gonna krenk
DrLigmaPhD: So much krenking and sucking
LRRbot: Crypt Feaster [3B] | Creature — Zombie [3/4] | Menace / Threshold — Whenever this creature attacks, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun:
If you did replicate Krenko and gave him haste, is there an opportunity to activate both their abilities before the legendary rule sacrifices one?
Angelic_Bovines: @mai_andra let’s justr say. my goblings.
dasdardly: no
Sorator13: oh hey, so that's who drank the sarcophagus juice!
ghizmou: is there a Best Before date on these crypts
ztghostie: Unfortunately no
hb8u: @LoadingReadyRun can't respond to that, but you can activate before
Jadaris: she feast on my crypt until i krenk
Iperithon: @LoadingReadyRun no, it is a state based action
InfiniTokens: Du hast miche!
gualdhar: I walked away for 5 minutes and there's so many goblins
DrLigmaPhD: Dix giblins
ztghostie: I'm impressed by the number of this exact goblin token lrr has
noisyblizzard: but you could activate the original with the ability on the stack right?
RetroHibiscus: you can still activate the original krenko before he the prestiges himself
RetroHibiscus: and then give the new krenko haste with the two drop yeah
johnnylongtorso: The Trouble With Goblins
LRRbot: Involuntary Employment [3R] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Treasure token.
Jobot180: Gotta go for that baker's dozen of goblins
r10pez10: oh, treason effect
ALittleLonely: Krenkin' and stealin', oh my
BrightstormRising: Cori is worringly happy.
r10pez10: goblins popping off in limited is fun
ztghostie: Doesn't matt still control the equipment? How does this work?
Sorator13: Yeah, with the phrasing on the pick, I think Matt would get the treasure?
northos: yeah, Matt would create the treasure from goldvein pick
Sorator13: !card goldvein pick
LRRbot: Goldvein Pick [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Fiendish Panda [2WB] | Creature — Bear Demon [3/2] | Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / When this creature dies, return another target non-Bear creature card with mana value less than or equal to this creature's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.
ztghostie: or is the treasure from the threaten?
northos:
r10pez10: yes, only control of the creature changes. it's not usually an issue except in some edge cases
Bugberry: Matt gets the gold because he controls the equipment Cori hit him with.
MegaTrain: yes, Matt should get the treasure
ALittleLonely: Yea it doesn't gain the ability so Matt gets it.
r10pez10: i mean cori's treasure was from the red spell
Bugberry: It doesn't give the ability to the creature.
r10pez10: i don't think it really matters here
Sorator13: very true
ALittleLonely: Yea we're gobboing
ALittleLonely: That was the last panda D:
r10pez10: one time lightning bolt no whammies
LRRbot: Tolarian Terror [6U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Ward {2}
r10pez10: oh hey a control beater
hb8u: there's a -1/-1 all in black right
Earthenone: !card day of judgement
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
r10pez10: there's also the thing that makes people sac thirteen
r10pez10: which wouldn't help, but
ghizmou: is massacre wurm in this ?
Sogheim: !card day of judgment
LRRbot: Day of Judgment [2WW] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures.
adept_nekomancer: Gobbo overpopulation is ocurring.
LRRbot: Stab [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
ALittleLonely:
ztghostie:
Sorator13: we had Pyroclasm in the last set, but not this one
Dog_of_Myth:
r10pez10: game three!
Sorator13: Oh hey, I just noticed Matt's mug
Sorator13: Nice
Sorator13: Always love to see that
tokeheket: :shrug:
Nickiatori: this set is actually realy ballanced on playing or dwaring it is almost 50/50
couchboyj: This set actually has the best play draw ratio of any set for a long time back
superdude097: I've actually had periods where, tracking my games, I was 40% on the play and 60% on the draw
couchboyj:
LRRbot: Fiend Artisan [{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Nightmare [1/1] | This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. / {X}{B/G}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
ghizmou: just a lil guy
djalternative: I didn't know that was a special guest here
Diabore: oh a special guest, first time ive seen one for foundations
r10pez10: cool mythic
ztghostie: the arena animation of fiend artisan snapping that dolls neck is etched into my brain for some reason
djalternative: I should go look at those
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
r10pez10: boots? in the krenko deck?
LRRbot: Stromkirk Bloodthief [2B] | Creature — Vampire Rogue [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, if an opponent lost life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target Vampire you control.
yargle: Captain James T. Stromkirk
LRRbot: Goldvein Pick [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Equip {1}
ALittleLonely: Oh, I know that one
ALittleLonely: lol
LRRbot: Midnight Snack [2B] | Enchantment | Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, create a Food token. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Target opponent loses X life, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.
LRRbot: Spectral Sailor [U] | Creature — Spirit Pirate [1/1] | Flash / Flying / {3}{U}: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Thrill of Possibility [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Bulk Up [1R] | Instant | Double target creature's power until end of turn. / Flashback {4}{R}{R}
Sorator13: I was gonna say, to make the food you eat with your hands buttery!
LRRbot: Heraldic Banner [3] | Artifact | As Heraldic Banner enters, choose a color. / Creatures you control of the chosen color get +1/+0. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
MegaDosX: Matt with the poker face and the bluffing
couchboyj: Rats, I've been couched
superdude097: Countedr on the Vamp, right? Or am I misunderstanding the ability?
LRRbot: Goblin Surprise [2R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / • Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
Sorator13: Jumpscare!
SkiaSymphonia: @superdude097 nope you're right, they missed the trigger
yargle: mm grease those buns
cyclopsboi: sloppy steaks
Sorator13: I went to a new (to me) place for breakfast and had cinnamon roll style french toast, and it was incredible
Sorator13: #nonspon
TheWriterAleph: @Sorator13 jealous. that sounds rad
ProcyonFlynn: BananaBread French Toast is also legit.
MegaDosX: "It's an instant, but I don't care" is such a mood and I'm here for it
TheDevil_Risen:
my opponent is casting too many goblins
Bugberry: once you pop you can't stop
LRRbot: Incinerating Blast [4R] | Sorcery | Incinerating Blast deals 6 damage to target creature. / You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
LRRbot: Fake Your Own Death [1B] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control and you create a Treasure token."
LRRbot: Slagstorm [1RR] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Slagstorm deals 3 damage to each creature. / • Slagstorm deals 3 damage to each player.
TheDevil_Risen: yes it does
TheDevil_Risen: come in tapped
MegaDosX: Comes back tapped
Sorator13: yes, it does come back tapped
MegaDosX: Bit long for a card name though
ghizmou: comes back after eating a big greasy breakfast sandwich, so tapped
LRRbot: Fiendish Panda [2WB] | Creature — Bear Demon [3/2] | Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. / When this creature dies, return another target non-Bear creature card with mana value less than or equal to this creature's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Jungle Hollow | Land | Jungle Hollow enters tapped. / When Jungle Hollow enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
MegaDosX: Panda get big
SkiaSymphonia: panda
TheDevil_Risen: must be the kung fu panda
TheRealDealLeal: Panda get big
MegaDosX: Panda grows from the food eating
LRRbot: Battlesong Berserker [3R] | Creature — Human Berserker [3/4] | Whenever you attack, target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
LRRbot: Krenko, Mob Boss [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | {T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.
MegaDosX: Oh hey buddy
TheDevil_Risen: oh hey Krenko
LRRbot: Eaten Alive [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
MegaDosX: Oh bye buddy
MegaTrain: doh, she had a treasure to attach boots
Natedogg2: Please do not eat the delicious goblin.
industry__: aw
Sorator13: alright, I'm dozing off; have a good night friends! will see you in the vod
sleepyfelix: sorry for asking again, but is there any word if LRR is going to be at PAX Unplugged?
nevyn666: FINISH HIM
MegaDosX: Matt wins!
Fruan: Good clean Magic
TheDevil_Risen: Good to see you Matt
TheDevil_Risen: Pleasure Cori!
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Keep them wrapped in the fuzzy prisons of socks.
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains |
LRRbot: Vanguard Seraph [3W] | Creature — Angel Warrior [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you gain life for the first time each turn, surveil 1.
TheDevil_Risen:
TheDevil_Risen:
LoadingReadyRun: @sleepyfelix I believe a few folks will be going to check it out, but we won't have an "official" presence with a table or merch or anything
sleepyfelix: @LoadingReadyRun Thank you!
CeruledgeBlade:
ProcyonFlynn: Asking again (sorry, I don't know if it was mentioned/answered anywhere. But is there any possibility the 'Tamiyo & Nashi' will make it onto sleeves like 'Jace & Vraska' did? It's really lovely art.
ghizmou: impossible
Diabore: "one of them"...
Nickiatori: woah the premier minecraft player of the format and also James!
LoadingReadyRun: @ProcyonFlynn no current plans
circusofkirkus: great deck names
LRRbot: Heartfire Immolator [1R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Prowess / {R}, Sacrifice Heartfire Immolator: It deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker.
InfiniTokens: @LoadingReadyRun Come visit the InfiniTokens table at the Queen and Rook Cafe booth and I can give you some of the new color tokens!
LRRbot: Dwynen's Elite [1G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/2] | When Dwynen's Elite enters, if you control another Elf, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
LRRbot: Firespitter Whelp [2R] | Creature — Dragon [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature or Dragon spell, Firespitter Whelp deals 1 damage to each opponent.
MegaDosX: Whelp.
KadmosTech:
nyoomgoom: dagron
hidingbox: @Nickiatori The premier minecraft player of the format and the premier minecraft hole faller in the format
ProcyonFlynn:
@LoadingReadyRun Thanks - I tried to check in during the DB discussion, but I mostly wanted to be sure. Art really spoke to me 
LRRbot: Beast-Kin Ranger [2G] | Creature — Elf Ranger [3/3] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Elves, classically powerful against dragons
LRRbot: Lightshell Duo [3U] | Creature — Rat Otter [3/4] | Prowess / When Lightshell Duo enters, surveil 2.
r10pez10: ooh, clash of the unsleeved
Nickiatori: we have a race!
MegaDosX:
Surveil, top top, is more than a little scary 
circusofkirkus: it's two think twices on top
LRRbot: Felling Blow [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
sporkraptor: that makes it worth more right?
LRRbot: Bigfin Bouncer [3U] | Creature — Shark Pirate [3/2] | When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
Diabore: a 3/2 you mean?
Nickiatori: my boi!
LRRbot: Dwynen, Gilt-Leaf Daen [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [3/4] | Reach / Other Elf creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever Dwynen, Gilt-Leaf Daen attacks, you gain 1 life for each attacking Elf you control.
kirbytronic: When are we going to the street sharks plane?
r10pez10: specifically naming angel
avjamethyst: how could you
LRRbot: Fiery Annihilation [2R] | Instant | Fiery Annihilation deals 5 damage to target creature. Exile up to one target Equipment attached to that creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
Nickiatori: brutal!
kirbytronic: (Should be exiled but I don't know that that matters)
InfiniTokens: @kirbytronic Street Sharks Secret Lair? Not until after the Ninja Turtles one.
industry__: you said 3/4 i think
Diabore: i heard 4/3
ztghostie: game loss
LRRbot: Gnarlid Colony [1G] | Creature — Beast [2/2] | Kicker {2}{G} / If Gnarlid Colony was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample.
r10pez10: it's actually a 0/9
kirbytronic: Shellephant is a 1/4
TheDevil_Risen: nah, vanilla 12/8
LRRbot: Sure Strike [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.
hb8u: izzet already over
MegaDosX: UR go beep beep
industry__: prowess be prowessin
djalternative: friday paper night fight
Nickiatori: 40 card pickup
TheDevil_Risen:
Nice bit Wheeler
Diabore:
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
djalternative: I love watching Wheeler Shuffle Up and Play™
dacbruh:
justalog96: Im here for the bit
r10pez10: 100%
MegaDosX: This doesn't sound PG
r10pez10: !clip
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djalternative: I go by the rule of 1's
TheDevil_Risen:
we're past desert bus, defo not PG
justalog96: Aur Naur
djalternative: you say the joke once and never again
11 raiders from goldsabertooth have joined!
r10pez10: welcome raiders
MegaDosX: Raiders!
MrBunnyMan: if they do it at the same time he can get the think twice
TheDevil_Risen: welcome raiders!
LRRbot: Dwynen's Elite [1G] | Creature — Elf Warrior [2/2] | When Dwynen's Elite enters, if you control another Elf, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token.
LRRbot: Beast-Kin Ranger [2G] | Creature — Elf Ranger [3/3] | Trample / Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
industry__: i like the fast pace
MegaDosX: Wheeler is just psychic
justalog96: Cheating
LRRbot: Faebloom Trick [2U] | Instant | Create two 1/1 blue Faerie creature tokens with flying. When you do, tap target creature an opponent controls.
Nickiatori: oh so these are twinks but Astarion isnt?
circusofkirkus: LOL
LRRbot: Bigfin Bouncer [3U] | Creature — Shark Pirate [3/2] | When this creature enters, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
r10pez10: how much hooch did you have
ghizmou: those are snacks
Bugberry: twinkerbell more like it
CeruledgeBlade: Wheeler officially is left shark
MegaDosX: That's our joke James you're not allowed to laugh at it
LRRbot: Firespitter Whelp [2R] | Creature — Dragon [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature or Dragon spell, Firespitter Whelp deals 1 damage to each opponent.
PhuzNutz: Queerdos what we do
Gekyouryuu: LOVE Firespitter Whelp
kirbytronic: Yuuuug
Veste: wheeler playing baby dragon you say?
LRRbot: Felling Blow [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
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kirbytronic: His name's Wheeler, he's a trained duelist
kirbytronic: (also, thank you to whoever gifted me a sub)
LRRbot: Dwynen, Gilt-Leaf Daen [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Warrior [3/4] | Reach / Other Elf creatures you control get +1/+1. / Whenever Dwynen, Gilt-Leaf Daen attacks, you gain 1 life for each attacking Elf you control.
r10pez10: is there a noise of link trying to climb a ladder
LRRbot: Uncharted Voyage [3U] | Instant | Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. / Surveil 1.
Gekyouryuu: fun fact: Foundations' collector numbers for the main set are in WUBRG order for new cards, then reprints after. Firespitter Whelp is new, but is numbered in the reprint section, because apparently it counts as being a reprint from Foundations Jumpstart, it's only other printing
PhuzNutz: @kirbytronic Knowing the game and trying to win? Better not play EDH
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Nickiatori: ah darn the twinks are in the bin again i told you to shut the lid
LRRbot: Fiery Annihilation [2R] | Instant | Fiery Annihilation deals 5 damage to target creature. Exile up to one target Equipment attached to that creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Treetop Snarespinner [3G] | Creature — Spider [1/4] | Reach / Deathtouch / {2}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Firebrand Archer [1R] | Creature — Human Archer [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Firebrand Archer deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Nickiatori: best blocker in the format
LRRbot: Sure Strike [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.
PhuzNutz: @Gekyouryuu Not fun... MOM stopped having the out-of number and it sucks for collectiing
LRRbot: Tatyova, Benthic Druid [3GU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Druid [3/3] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life and draw a card.
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
MegaTrain: prob doesn't matter, but James' creature that died to the fiery annihilation should be exiled
Nickiatori: brutal
PhuzNutz: You are correct though @Gekyouryuu
djalternative: the blue red spells deck is really good in this format
CeruledgeBlade: Well, now James can get dinner
LRRbot: Reclamation Sage [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/1] | When Reclamation Sage enters, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Goblin Negotiation [XRR] | Sorcery | Goblin Negotiation deals X damage to target creature. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt to that creature this way.
r10pez10: oh yeah rec sage is an elf
Simonark: James Turner, early for breakfast.
industry__: thats why you only think once
PhuzNutz: @r10pez10 And almost playable in Standard
LoadingReadyRun: @PhuzNutz I also makes it very hard to figure out what's "in the set" vs being a special guest, a fancy foil, etc
Simonark: Don’t Think Twice, it’s all right.
r10pez10: whats its name in german
Bugberry: Time SPiral art best art
r10pez10: !ck
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r10pez10: !cardkingdom
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Bugberry: Same with Ancient Grudge
PhuzNutz: @LoadingReadyRun Yeah very much so. Iffens you want to play a deck of more than 40 cards
r10pez10: 20% off all 10 is 200%
Dog_of_Myth:
Bugberry: Always loved Oros the Avenger
Nickiatori: James up[grade Marchesa
avjamethyst: I feel called out
djalternative: I was wondering why wheeler was talking to camera when James is right there
QuixoticScrivener: sad izzet noises
Diabore: underground sea is already sold out sadly
kirbytronic: Leave Queen Marchesa out of this
MegaTrain: I think its revised only? Not unlimited?
PhuzNutz: Wait they finally made the good button?
Commodore_Perry_GG: unfortunately my CardKingdom purchases are to get 50 Gary Clones and a complete set of Fallen Empires
r10pez10: !patreon
TheDevil_Risen: got my LRR dragon shields, their sick!
r10pez10: !dragonshield
r10pez10: !james
cyclopsboi: dragon dragon shield the dragon. Dragon shield sleeves
Simonark: Protect your dragons with a shield.
Diabore: 2 savannah, 2 trop, 1 badlands, and 1 taiga, get em while theyre there
PhuzNutz: Wheeler still needs Servo tokens too
TheDevil_Risen:
i opened 6 of them
KadmosTech: !pobox
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SkiaSymphonia: Hare Apparent is like $5 CAD rn. I don't have that kinda money, sorry.
Mai_Andra: send them to "mail time" so it will be 8-15 months before the package gets opened.
Veste: i want to but i must support the canada post strike
Diabore: ah, well the other 6 are all sold out at least
brutalpunishment: Thanks for the games!
kirbytronic: Spend more than I did on my thanksgiving flights on cardboard
PhuzNutz: Bye Frogs
NotCainNorAbel:
500
djalternative: tights in fight spaces!
r10pez10: !youtube
Gekyouryuu: but what about Tights in Fight Spaces?
Bugberry: Technically Amazing Island on the gamecube has a card game mode.
kirbytronic: James, you're aware he definitely played non-card games. Didn't he devote a month to Pokemon?
PhuzNutz: Is the Walrus game coming back?
TheAwkes: Why did I have to be a poor student when the duals were still under $100?
Strebenherz: star wars gamblin times
Diabore: no more forced stealth, its blastin time!
TheWriterAleph: glurp shitto my beloved
Gekyouryuu: there's a Glup Shitto crossover beyblade
Simonark: Engine trouble? Shoot your way out!
cyclopsboi: will you be drawing horses?
TheDevil_Risen: haha
Dog_of_Myth:
Earthenone: you love america? name 50 states?
ghizmou: replay the tapes
avjamethyst: ok, that's just because you type faster than me
AlsoSopranoCat: Hey all, finally got my power back from the bomb cyclone, hope everyone is doing well!
PhuzNutz: Get a 'merican to say all 14 Provinces and there's something
KWardJenx: Get'em Angel!
Strebenherz: how many episodes are there, if can say?
djalternative: now, wheeler, can you sing all 50 states?
djalternative: in alphabetical order?
Earthenone: the secret 14th province
Juliamon: Strebenherz The ongoing joke is that <current episode> is the final episode
SkiaSymphonia: you should!
circusofkirkus: wheeler guest star
Juliamon: we don't actually have a real number, that would be spoilers
frank_the_great: LETS GOOOO
Strebenherz: @Juliamon I see....
kirbytronic: Wheeler working hard to replace Serge
Mai_Andra:
I know none-of-it. 
PhuzNutz: I was taking a stab, maybe kinda close?
protojman: OOOOOO
Strebenherz: That was a fantastic Canal wheeler
TheDevil_Risen:
thanks for the FNPF LRR Fam and Wheeler on Minecraft??? that would be amazing
TheDevil_Risen: (have been watching the Vods)
Bugberry: Dora the Explora?
Simonark: I mean, if you aren’t doing the state capitols too, is it even worth reciting them?
djalternative: Amanda is not Dora
Earthenone: it is a dora the expolora ripoff
circusofkirkus: fake fan James
KadmosTech: Amanda is Legally Distinct Dora
Fruan: Kill that Team!
frank_the_great: I'm glad they made a 2nd one b/c that game was neat, but it had a disappointing ending
Earthenone: Afthousand returs
Earthenone:
Juliamon: (unless they're orks, then they'll have fun anyway)
Dog_of_Myth:
Strebenherz:
PhuzNutz: Yukon, NW Territories, BC, Alberta, Manitoba, Quebec, Novi Scotia, New Foundland and Lab...
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42MiLLyWays:
KWardJenx: Loved this stream! Thank you, all!
sporkraptor: XD
Dog_of_Myth:
sporkraptor: Nuevo Skotcha
Commodore_Perry_GG: Laboratory?
DeM0nFiRe:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
Earthenone: uhh ohh skotch-y
Commodore_Perry_GG:
PhuzNutz: <---- trolled just right IMHO
hidingbox: Nova Scotia, as in New Scotland, you know, as opposed to Old Scotland
PhuzNutz:
sporkraptor: @PhuzNutz *gold star*
djalternative: Scotia 2.0
phoenixletmeuseadashd:
wtf is this ad
Fruan: uh oh, scotchies
Mai_Andra:
wait... Nova Scotia is just New Scotland =o Canadian Highlander... 
TheDevil_Risen:
ContingentCat: !badadvice
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