Juliamon: I'm sticking to monocolor until they release more dragons
Juliamon: the Dratini line alone is Not Enough to get me to play them
Earthenone: i got a pretty dragonite and i love dragons so...
Earthenone:
every non dragon in my dragon deck is a basic that can attack for a single colorless energy 
Earthenone: my koga deck is harder though because i want to play venomoth with the muck and wheazing to be "lore accurate koga" but muck needs 2 black to attack which is hard to get
Juliamon: wish the trainer cards were more balanced to each other. feels so bad to whiff on two consecutive Mistys
Earthenone: misty is messed up when rng is in your favor though, lets you attack turn 1
Juliamon: yeah, sometimes it just *pops off*
Earthenone: it dosent even need to a get a million heads, i keep losing to psyduck swinging turn 1 to lock me out of trainers
Juliamon: I am guilty of Psyducking opps
Juliamon: while building up my Lapras ex
SaxPython: I'm not playing the new Pokemon game, but i love the idea of Psyducking
Earthenone: it is a good verb
Juliamon: Psyduck is a messed up card tbh
Juliamon: but the minute it dies you know you're about to get Giovanni'd
Juliamon: or Sabrina'd, which is less bad but still annoying when you've already used your X Speeds
Earthenone:
the minute psyduck dies you play red card
Juliamon: somehow it's always the last card in the deck
Earthenone: i havent made a misty deck yet, for whatever reason i havent got any real build arounds in blue
Juliamon: Blue was my strongest early on, Tentacruel, Frosmoth, and Lapras exs from the last event
Juliamon: mainly on elec right now though, love Jolteon even with the coin flip rng
Juliamon:
SaxPython:
SaxPython: oooh funky
KeytarCat: ooooh, still in time!
PharaohBender27:
TheMerricat:
Everytime that song cuts off early I panic thinking my audio has gone out. 
Juliamon: Paul said he'd fix it, but hasn't yet
MungoDude: and Serge!
Juliamon: I poke him like once a year about it
adept_nekomancer: I thought it was either a sign my internet was being unstable or the stream was about to start.
NotCainNorAbel: hi window, it is us
TheMerricat: Ian is building a house of lies.
industry__: this is why i use firefox
adept_nekomancer: Scrhodinger's Chat
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LordZarano: We're not here
Earthenone: also the ghosts are notorious for snitching
PharaohBender27:
But how many ghosts has she installed? 
adept_nekomancer: The number of ghosts installed are not unreasonable.
GhostValv: >.>
Earthenone:
Invitare: God I wish
iarethel0ser: We don't show feet for free.
Redbassist:
GhostValv: D:
DaxStrife: Wait what
ficwats: Picked the perfect time to unmute the stream lol
Earthenone: some ghosts get their feet cut off for religious reasons, yes
Jigokuro:
Texan_Reverend: Good afternoon, Heather and Ian.
Texan_Reverend: And hello, chatfolk.
IslandersCaper:
bytecaster: Why need feet at all?!? To monetize of courtse!
bytecaster: I never show feet, not even to myself!
Invitare: humans look weird
Juliamon: Feet are a mistake
PharaohBender27: I've definitely looked at my feet at times and gone, "Oh dear, they're so veiny . . ."
adept_nekomancer: @bytecaster Keep them secret, keep them safe
Invitare: we have all these *appendages*
korvys: I think it predates OF
Earthenone: ghosts dont have feet because they are only a sole
Juliamon: the French
Juliamon: of course
GhostValv: only freet
PharaohBender27: @korvys That's also my guess
Invitare: our old enemies are at it again
korvys: australia is .com.au
Jigokuro: No feet = one less thing for people to be weird about.
bytecaster: OnlyFeet.social
PharaohBender27:
@Invitare Oh, guess we found the British person in chat
Earthenone: i always see .co,uk on smaller personaly run sites
Redbassist:
Phantom Island
bytecaster: Shoot themselves in the foot, if you will?
PharaohBender27:
adept_nekomancer: They're a feeture.
Juliamon: because this one has TWO runners
Earthenone: does the word "We" mean its co op now?
DanyRambell: im going to the beach, and singing 'and iii~' in the direction of NZ
DaxStrife: It's like the old ads for the Wii: "We Would Like to Never Yield."
LordZarano: Ooh I wonder what word they'll add for the next game!
Earthenone: also is the nintendo port called Ariel Knights Wii Never Yeild
Earthenone: i hope they just go full anime and start adding symbols for new games
Juliamon: Aerial_Knight is the handle of the dev of the first game, yeah. Single-dev game
industry__: not starting out with Insane mode?
catcard: uhhhhh
Texan_Reverend: Speaking of toots...did the live post happen?
bytecaster: Spacebar?
PharaohBender27:
Redbassist:
Juliamon: it did not
industry__: press [WHITE SQUARE]
Earthenone: !bluesky
adept_nekomancer: press the formless void to jump
Juliamon: ⬜
industry__: ⬜
bytecaster: Love square
PharaohBender27: ⬜ ⬜ ⬜
Anubis169: uhhhhhh
Redbassist:
⬜ 
Juliamon: this game is having a bad time
James_the_Dabbler: This game seems really laggy
bytecaster: Yeah, I feel like some of the controller code is blocking in a way the dev didn't expect
James_the_Dabbler: One more time
Redbassist: Uh oh crashy
industry__: oh no
Earthenone: the game dident get the memo, and is Yeilding
Earthenone: !time
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PharaohBender27:
By the way, apologies for anyone watching this in "Light Mode" because it probably looks like Juliamon, industry__, and I posted nothing 
Anubis169: Tough, it does that anyway
Anubis169: wheeeeee
PharaohBender27: (briefly switches to Light Mode) Oh, OK, the squares just look gray
PharaohBender27:
Redbassist:
Juliamon: It does seem less laggy now, too
industry__: so you're supposed to share a controller?
Juliamon: weast
MungoDude: the other right
PharaohBender27: Definitely less laggy, at least
TheMerricat: So looking at the game on Steam, there is exactly one forum post just congratulating them on releasing the game. The reviews suggest that some of the control problems the team is having are universal (not because they are co-oping).
PharaohBender27:
@TheMerricat Oh, that's too bad. ![:\](https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/555555587/1.0 ":\")
PharaohBender27:
1 raiders from FreakWithPen have joined!
Anubis169:
MungoDude: welcome raider
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
dat_dan123: single raider here lmao
DaxStrife: We were running from Amazon Drone Delivery services, I believe.
Anubis169: welcome FreakWithPen!
Juliamon: Any amount of raiders are welcome!
Juliamon: 1 or 1000, it's all good
PharaohBender27: @dat_dan123 Pretty sure "Party of 1" actually means 2 people - the streamer *and* a viewer
PharaohBender27: Welp
FreakWithPen: thanks guys
Juliamon: (for now, anyway)
Juliamon: Normal
FreakWithPen:
Juliamon: The super needs to charge up
Juliamon: bottom of the screen is the charge indicator
Anubis169: wazduh
Juliamon: that tip was about pizza in an air fryer??
adept_nekomancer: Press W to wump
MungoDude: wise up
ANeMzero: i wump, you wump, he, she, they wump
ANeMzero: Deest nuts
industry__: Worth, Aest, Dest, South
MungoDude: walk-onward, slide-back, ah-I'm-gonna-go-left, Dat's-the-way-right
PharaohBender27:
industry__: The bat man is pretty nice, he tells you to jump before attacking you
ArdCollider: good update, Ian
Invitare: Desert Bus 2 was ages ago
Juliamon: "nice"
ANeMzero: "Dairy" Queen
PharaohBender27:
Dairy Queen uses Malk
ArdCollider: to be fair, if we hold that the monarchy is illegitimate, their dairy products would be too
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 Malk is an actual product
adept_nekomancer: @PharaohBender27 They promised us dog or higher!
Juliamon: it's an oatmilk I think?
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Oh, right - I actually saw that on the shelf of a grocery store several weeks ago and was like, "Wait, really?"
industry__: that must be what the "Objects destroyed" stat is
iarethel0ser: Character with two swords attacks by... kicking.
PharaohBender27: That boulder sure seems to be not very fast
adept_nekomancer: So what did doing the thing achieve other than causing a cutscene to happen?
industry__: the wall has resistance to slashing
wedge_x: shieldswelling probably better than swordswelling
DaxStrife: Go left
PharaohBender27:
Darleysam: I hope we get the boulder's backstory
adept_nekomancer: [cue beejdrop noise]
PharaohBender27: @Darleysam "Well, I was formed over millions of years as a rock, and then this guy chisels me so I'm a sphere . . ."
industry__: i bet batman is gonna trick you and give you the wrong instruction
KeytarCat:
giant lady
dzee_szed: oh come on you could run AROUND those pillasr
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Since you were mentioning the airfryer pizza thing, I saw it again and clipped to see the screen: "Tip: If you reheat your pizza in an air-fryer, it'll taste better. (This has nothing to do with the game, it's just a good tip.)"
adept_nekomancer: It could be Detrout
GhostValv: what do they have against trout?
industry__: No more trouts, we must detrout
DaxStrife: As someone actually in/from Detroit, I am mildly offended.
KeytarCat: to the tune of T BUCK
KeytarCat: that's who the statue was of, jp
Juliamon: These voice actors need a bit more direction.
PharaohBender27:
Juliamon: No idea
Juliamon: no wonder we're always running, our walk cycle is atrocious
KeytarCat: Why are so many things exploding?
industry__: there's a path with 0 obstacles downstairs!
Cptasparagus: this feels like linear WarioWare
industry__: there IS a reason we're destroying all the bookshelves
evil_h2o_elf: i like the little trap shimmy
PharaohBender27:
OK, got to go make dinner. See you all in the VOD! 
GhostValv: take that books!
SquareDotCube: Didn't you find that the previous game played better without slo-mo?
gualdhar: YIELD motherfucker, DID YOU?!?111?!?
ArdCollider: the whatnot is my favorite part of swapping my fluids, personally.
noSmokeFire: your boi ian, and their own heather
Geldaran: i guess scorpion.
Gizmoloid: It may be a scorpion, but due to carcinisation I'm sure we can count it as an aspiring crab
Juliamon: "Tip: If you reheat your pizza in an air-fryer, it'll taste better. (This has nothing to do with the game, it's just a good tip.)"
GhostValv: ???
accountmadeforants: @Juliamon Yeah, but the best way is in a pan with a drop of water after first heating the crust
Juliamon: accountmadeforants I'm just reposting what the in-game tip was
accountmadeforants:
@Juliamon And I'm adding my own impromptu tip 
SquareDotCube: Has there ever been a calzone that's not been disappointing?
Earthenone: a free calzone was probobly not disapointing at some point
accountmadeforants: Most of them are sub-1000W
Geldaran: and that stopped no one ever.
Juliamon: Disagree, ovens are too large
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accountmadeforants: Yeah, but most convection ovens have dogshit fans, and that wastes a ton of energy/heat.
Juliamon: GAME
Juliamon: OH MY GOD
dzee_szed: sub basement!
SquareDotCube: speaking of ovens I think this game could've used more time in one...
Geldaran: I have a toaster oven that is a convection bake / air frier. it's bigger than most toaster ovens, but I barely use my fullsized oven anymore.
SaxPython: now kiss?
accountmadeforants: Have we gotten an explanation for the glowing eyes, yet?
Juliamon: Deffo Calpis
SaxPython: New Wet Ones
Gizmoloid: No matter how many times I hear it, I still hear cow piss instead of calpis
SaxPython:
DaxStrife: Why do you keep your teeth on a leash?
Juliamon: It's good to prepare for your kindred phase
SaxPython: Ian not a Thinblood
DaxStrife: It's "Cool Cool Toon" all over again.
SaxPython:
@DaxStrife 
accountmadeforants: I do wonder how the scoring works. I'm sure it's mostly timing, but that doesn't really explain why some timing things give vastly higher scores.
Juliamon: It's something about not eating ice cream before a flight
rabbitgta: This feels like a cross between rhythm cafe and watch + play
Juliamon: pomme de terre
SquareDotCube: This world is run by Big Lemonade
SaxPython: Cyber Lemons
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Juliamon: *snorshians' ears perk up*
Gizmoloid: isn't durian a "bread fruit"
Gizmoloid: ?
Juliamon: some sort of melon or gourd seems best bet
Juliamon: I think galias are yellow
rabbitgta: Not gross just weird flavor
Juliamon: they're frequently overbaked to make sure the cookie is fully baked
Juliamon: so you end up with dry bread
Juliamon: the ones at our hmart are like that anyway
Gizmoloid: huh, evidently I was wrong - Durian is not a breadfruit, breadfruit is breadfruit.
Juliamon: I can't vibe with anko most of the time, but there was a dorayaki in my Snakku box that had chestnut in it too, and that made it really good
rabbitgta: If you visit the midwest, Chicagoland, in the west burbs, you would probably enjoy happy hippo bakery
DaxStrife: Mmm, breabd talk.
Juliamon: good bao is weirdly hard to find
Juliamon: you didn't know about mochi in soup??
Juliamon: but ozoni is like, ICONIC
Juliamon: I add kirimochi to my ramen all the time, just have to time it right
accountmadeforants: @Juliamon There's dirt-cheap microwavable packets of filled bao buns in my country (they were 30 cents when I was in college, now they're still, like 1 euro), and that's all people associate with bao here, which is such a shame.
Juliamon: ugh, bargain bao
accountmadeforants: I think some of the earlier runner games did do that, before they standardized on not messing with the camera
accountmadeforants:
And arguably, some Sonic levels/games are basically runner games, and they *love* their stupid camera angle switches
Juliamon: those are some stout horses
Juliamon: oh the shirt changed to Japanese
Dog_of_Myth: Thicc Horse
Juliamon: those are goddamn clydedales
Juliamon: SO?
accountmadeforants: What, the horses you know don't have CRT shadow masks for skin?
Juliamon: YOU HAVE EACH OTHER
TheAinMAP: Can Ride Horses Club
Juliamon: I'm with Lone here 1000%
Juliamon: This world is totally Amazon's fault
VorlonScout: I am skeptical of the realism of this horse
VorlonScout: Also, these devs are cowards for not making the horse slide.
LurkerSpine:
100
SymphonySolstice: can't yield horses club
SymphonySolstice: wheeeeeeee
noSmokeFire: where's the horse's board?
industry__: oh hey you're actually attacking with the sword now
Juliamon: this track has big skater vibes
Juliamon: so kudos to the devs for that
Juliamon: very early-00s pop punk
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SymphonySolstice: I had to jump my own fence once
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Juliamon: I love how unintentionally goofy this game is
PharaohBender27:
150
Juliamon: it's taking itself SO series
Juliamon: *serious
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream!
Juliamon: Az Time
KeytarCat: This would make a Watch + Play game. goofy as hell, takes itself so seriously, actually mostly fine gameplay
SymphonySolstice: definitely scarier
Juliamon: speaking of TEETH
SaxPython:
Juliamon: With Wheeler!
Juliamon: The premiere canal-builder of Minecraft
LurkerSpine: is Serge physically able to play MC yet?
ArdCollider: he's been practicing (Wheeler, that is)
Juliamon: I don't think Serge can physically play yet
SymphonySolstice: there;s a 2nd one? oh boy
SaxPython:
SaxPython: !kt
Juliamon: Not only is there a second, the devs SENT THEM the key
TheAinMAP: Aren't there Minecraft cards in an AFK opening?
Juliamon: (also #thanksjames for fixing the game title)
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Earthenone: i assumed james was just making an Ariel Bold statement
Juliamon: I mean for the Amanda stream
SymphonySolstice: dabits
TheAinMAP:
NotCainNorAbel: I heard we are all invited for dinner?
Raincoast_Bear: I like fun.
SaxPython: <message deleted>McCormick seasonings / CeraVe Lotion / Kinetic Sand / Fabletics / Lego Horizon / USANG / Peloton / Anime Grip 2 / hulu
SaxPython:
Juliamon: I assume you don't want your grocery list in here
SaxPython: It was my ads
Juliamon: aah
Juliamon: nicely varied though
SaxPython: Yeah I would say 1/2 are well targeted
SaxPython: Also Toyota Grip 2 anime commercial looked sweet
Juliamon: and now back to being mad at pixel dragons
SaxPython: Go, Fight, Win
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