Not a Drop to Drink Series 3 Ep4 || Dice Friends

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 ContingentCat:   
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 ContingentCat: !quote doot
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KeytarCat: wow, nothing for the doots
SaxPython: #Dootless
KeytarCat: Dootles were last stream
SaxPython: lol
 Laurence72: Fools! Doom doots as he pleases!!
 WiJohn:   
  Juliamon: 
  Juliamon: so hot
 lemmel:   
 spo8n: pot mic!
 korvys: Attractive Michael
 aitsu100: hi Heather
 Julian_Rogue: I logged in to "what if I did? pretty hot" and thats a killer way to start a stream
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raulghoulia: What is time?
 korvys: Yup
 korvys: Australia
Snouut: it's Tuesday in England 
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
  Sarah_Serinde: There *are* a lot of places where it's Tuesday right now
 redikalususername: Honestly, this is like my third Sunday in a row.
 spo8n: 7
  TheGreenMonster450: time to fang out gang
 aitsu100: regional
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Snouut: 00:53am for me
 aitsu100: the lotto numbers are regional
 korvys: We don't have lotto, we just use our luck to avoid spider
Lysander_salamander: I wonder if I have enough time for a shower.  Guess I'll find out
 CaptainSpam: It's always Tuesday in the End Realms.
 amative1: Feelin' a bit peckish... think I might have a bite
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raulghoulia: I'm great in other ways
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 rosesmcgee: I have to go make dinner so I'll be watching the vod. But had to pop in for the Heather intro. And find out whether this is the last episode for reals.
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 terribleplan: Mike lookin' good.
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turrikass: Ooh ooh! soooon!
 lirazel64: Believe me, if I could pull time shenanigans, the Long Muskrat would be cleaning the head on Beej and Heather's yacht.
 rosesmcgee: I can't trust anything...
 aitsu100: is paul spoiling the length of NaDt#rink
 Laurence72: Calendars are only good for straining noodles, I thought?
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 DirectorStephanie: hangin’ and fangin’
Oscelot: I'm so lucky I hadn't fallen asleep yet. Hey chat o/
 DirectorStephanie: how are we tonight, Thrinkers?
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 Laurence72: I can't wait for that first note of the NaDtD theme to hit
 iris_of_ether:   
 CaptainSpam: Welcome to what might be the final episode of NaDtD!
 Julian_Rogue: Unliving Unliving and Thriving
Oscelot: Hey Heather 
 PharaohBender27: Your volume seems fine to me
Metric_Furlong: would it help if chat typed in all-caps to fit-in? 
  Sarah_Serinde: gibbousm Yes, these go live a little early every week to try and sync with the YouTube premiere
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 DirectorStephanie: Everybody got their thrinks ready for this evening?
 gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: kinda good, just chipped a tooth which was not pleasant
 spethycakes: Tonight is the TPK?
 sheqesi: Hello fangsters!
 Fruan: It's the finale of this episode.
DaxStrife: I'm waiting for Jacob to walk in and ask you to stop calling it the finale. 
 korvys: We already had the TPK (toilet poop kill)
 DirectorStephanie: …Heather  you’d warn us, right?
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 aitsu100: oo look at this Fun alley
 gibbousm: I expect everyone to die except for Adam
Oscelot: Hmm, reboot time.
Metric_Furlong: I can't really stay up for this because it's past midnight, but I will catch-up on the vod
 DirectorStephanie: fully dead?
 Laurence72: You're all (un)dead!!
 spethycakes: undead?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Who knows if any of us are still dead?
 iris_of_ether:   
 gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: @Julian_Rogue the good news is my insurance covers dental
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josh___something: Everyone's already dead, so it's ALREADY been a TPK
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 spethycakes: mostly dead?
 sheqesi: Messy crits! Messy crits! Messy crits!
raulghoulia: fangale?
 DirectorStephanie: 
josh___something: So you aren't lying 
  Sarah_Serinde: youtube.com/lrrtt
 DirectorStephanie: It’s good stuff!
 spo8n: cause of death: ham sandwich
 PharaohBender27: 
 gualdhar: memoriams? who died?
SaxPython:   
 terribleplan: Ooh, memoriams
 gualdhar: wait did someone die?
 gibbousm: my prediction is everyone dies except for Oliver who is then forced to become the placeholder sheriff
 JacobBurgessVO: The secret memoriams?
 PharaohBender27: 
 aitsu100: Hi Jacob
josh___something: In memoriams, for the players that died 
 DirectorStephanie: @jacobburgessvo our storyteller! 
 fracassio: @gualdhar I mean, all PCs in the game died
  Sarah_Serinde: That definitely sounds like Jacob
 JacobBurgessVO: Yes. That's it.
 saucemaster5000: it's true that sounds like him
 DirectorStephanie: Thrink. Thrink. Thrink.
  Seabats: damn smoked
 neisan2112: Well I'm gonna watch in spite of him!!
  unarmedoracle: Thanks Anon!
Oscelot: There, hopefully reboot will get me to stop buffering every five minutes.
 JacobBurgessVO: That certainly sounds like me.
josh___something: 
SaxPython: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Jacob doesn't want anyone to SAY "Not a drop to thrink"
 KaleidoscopeMind: maybe it's Jaxob talking
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: *snerk*
 sheqesi: I thrink that's not quite right
draconetrix: The messiest crit
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 Alahmnat: believable
 JacobBurgessVO: So, anyway, we're spoiling you.
josh___something: Oh hi adam!
SaxPython: #UnlifeChoices
DaxStrife: The bomb under Adam's chair finally goes off and kills him mid-game?
Sean Blackburn: my old Giovani with 2 dots in Age would love this series.:shelterin:
PharaohBender27: WHAT UP FANGSTERS
Toturi91: So pumped!
Random Factor: Time to get our fangs wet with bite club?
OVERKiLL!: VVV shoutout @LunarJade Bigups and Much Love to ALL The REAL Thrinkers VVV
  corianderd: ttyl
 JacobBurgessVO: Hahahahahahaha!
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 PrinceNimzar: it turns into a cam and ian christmas stream?
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 DeM0nFiRe: game is live, chat is prerecorded
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 aitsu100: i mean i would believe Paul could tech that good
WardsarTheWriter: I mean, you guys do it pretty well on LRL.
SaxPython: Jordynne is si
 spethycakes: wow, the skills, the talent!
 singinnonsense: banger alert
  TheGreenMonster450: sure lets hang out
raulghoulia: oo podcast time
Oscelot: I mean I'm always down to hang out with you Heather, but alas
 PharaohBender27: YT countdown is at 1 minute
  unarmedoracle: unlife: full life consequences
 WiJohn: Ah the Let's Nope experience
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ProcyonFlynn: DiceFriends deserves a podcast too 
 rosesmcgee: Thanks Heather! Have a great time fangsters!
Oscelot: *snerk*
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 JacobBurgessVO: Let's do it!
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SaxPython: 
Oscelot: Oh I can't wait to see what that's all about
DaxStrife: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
josh___something: 
 TheDevil_Risen: o/ @JacobBurgessVO    
 ckupf: that's gonna be t-buck
 Laurence72: 
SaxPython: Oh Rory
 korvys: Jacob here to rap with you
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 DirectorStephanie: hello past Jacob!
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 BraveOthello: Not a Drop To Thrink!
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 JacobBurgessVO: I almost did record this with the chair backwards
 sirspate: ADR throws me every time
 PharaohBender27: @JacobBurgessVO 
 JacobBurgessVO: Use da code to buy glory!
 RurouniGeo: @JacobBurgessVO Ryker Manuever!
Efhan: Hi Chat!Heather
 DirectorStephanie: @efhan 
 LunarJade: yeah Jacob does have backwards chair voice… almost. maybe it’s more like sideways chair.
 MarsIsDead: O/
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 sirspate: It's a lovely take
 JacobBurgessVO: @RurouniGeo Oh, no no. I'm not that tall. I'd wipe out.
 Laurence72: (note hits) Ah yes, that's the good stuff
 sheqesi: Coded for Glory!
Efhan: @DirectorStephanie 
 JacobBurgessVO: @LunarJade Sidesaddle voice, like a victorian lady
 A_Dub888: Jacob "Backwards Chair Voice for Glory" Burgess
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 RurouniGeo: @JacobBurgessVO A running start then? 
 DirectorStephanie:    
 neisan2112: Hellloooo
josh___something: God, the intro is so good
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO I can practically see you doing a fancy little shimmy
grander_pastures: LATE NIGHT BITE FIGHT
 Nigouki: woooo!
 LunarJade: TPK TPK TPK the intro
grander_pastures: Here we GOOOOO
Oscelot: @grander_pastures I'm so annoyed that I never thought about that
 A_Dub888: @Oscelot He is after all a fancy man
 JacobBurgessVO: @grander_pastures Take an xp. Very good!
 Nigouki: newly extruded
 caimheul: That theme song always gets me jazzed for bite club!
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 korvys: @LunarJade Toilet Poop Kreature
grander_pastures: YAY, I have XP
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 DirectorStephanie: 
Oscelot: @korvys *groan*
 korvys: Oh, Toilet Poop Kindred
 TheDevil_Risen: i like my dragon shields that I got direct from store.loadingreadyrun.com       
grander_pastures: @jacobburgessvo thank you, thank you. I'll try to avoid fire
cavvdor: Nothing is wrong at all and there's nothing to worry about!
 A_Dub888: @korvys Why were you watching me use the bathroom?
 DirectorStephanie:    
Oscelot: My cat has decided that Dice Friends is fascinating and is plopped directly in front of the tv
 Diabore: that house always gets me because theres a beer festival named "brewha"
grander_pastures: @oscelot I'd call it an epiphany but it's rather a curse of madness 
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  LunarJade: everything is going great and nothing bad will… everything is great
noSmokeFire: is the audio clipping for anyone else?
Oscelot: @grander_pastures fair lol
josh___something: Oh god, is this the paranoia crossover episode?
  Juliamon: audio usually is blown out for the prerecords
 neisan2112: @noSmokeFire Yeah its sorta buzzy sometimes
 TheDevil_Risen:    
oberon939: Okay yeah @nosmokefire I'm also getting some crispy audio
  SmithKurosaki: @noSmokeFire Fine on YT at least
  SmithKurosaki: There is some crinkle tho
grander_pastures: Silas is at Least Green Clearance and hates it
 thymato: Did I miss what happened to to Jordan's Daugher
  Juliamon: it's been an issue previous weeks too, but it's fine on the YT vod
 A_Dub888: Silas "Contratiction" Reed
 JacobBurgessVO: Hey gets' it done 60% of the time ALL of the time
 ArdCollider: Silas is here, but he's really gone.
 azureHaights: #Relatable
 Strebenherz: Omg rabbit with a knife
coriolis_storm: I’m curious to see if Jordan’s story with her daughter will come into play at some point
 DiscordianTokkan: Technically true!
 JacobBurgessVO: @thymato Nope
josh___something: Not technically incorrect
 A_Dub888: not wrong
noSmokeFire: oh, that's weird. audio is less crispy on youtube
 Nigouki: not wrong...
Ignatiuspants: a Vampire/Paranoia crossover sounds like treason to me!
 caimheul: At least it wasn't a pop golem.
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
 DeM0nFiRe: A poop spoop!
 PharaohBender27: And somehow that's *not* the most shocking revelation
 SmithKurosaki: sup chat
WeatheredPeach: I shouldn't be up this late but anyways lets gooo
PharaohBender27: OK, Twitch version is starting
blackcoat: How's it going, fang gang?
Goustave Malkovski: My first live fang out, nice
Daniel Snow: hyped
Andrew Vance: oh some drops are about to get drunk. Or...not drunk. One of those.
Schwuuuuup: @weatheredPeach I feel you, EU Gang!
Sean Blackburn: ep4: The Van-pires ride again!
OVERKiLL!: 🩸🩸
Oakinwode: love that I can watch during my lunch break
blackcoat: Jaxob with the ad read!
Andrew Vance: great theme
OVERKiLL!: banger
rat prince: ✌🏼✌🏼 this is me doing the fang thing
Random Factor: EU gang might get the most legit version by having it at late night.
 Sarah: v—v
 SmithKurosaki: @Random Factor It's 8pm here
emanym: Wooo 🥳
PharaohBender27: I live in the same timezone as the Moon Base, so knowing when streams air is real easy for me. Does mean I have to step out for a bit for dinner with my folks an hour in.
  Sarah_Serinde: thymato Nope, it hasn't come up yet
grander_pastures: Literally unwrapping a Shitty Situation
 JacobBurgessVO: @coriolis_storm Trust your storyteller
grander_pastures: DEADASS
 DiscordianTokkan: DEADASS
 terribleplan: JFC, Cam
oberon939: I love deadass
 Strebenherz: Deadass
Oscelot: @DeM0nFiRe if we ever have to clean up after it, we'll be doing poop spoop scooping ;_;
 thymato: @JacobBurgessVO looking forward to it, and love your creativity
 EricTheOrange: sup deadass, hows it hangin'
 Laurence72: @ArdCollider I'm happy to know that I was not the only one who had that song go through their head at Cam's statement
 TheDevil_Risen: 10/10 Deadass, no notes
cavvdor: Cam please I'm choking on my drink
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, poopyyy
coriolis_storm: @jacobburgessvo  Looking forward to it!
 DeM0nFiRe: @Oscelot 
 DiscordianTokkan: Feculence Elemental
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  corianderd: Effluence Deadass Davies
 Iluvatardis: this was a bad time to start eating dinner
Oscelot: *thanks* for that, Cam
 RurouniGeo: guys im trying to eat -_-; 
oberon939: *Dennis prager voice* Urine and feces
 Terr0rc0tta: Cam doesn’t respect his character, or any of Jacob’s
 korvys: Diablorised Valor is *very funny*
 Strebenherz: Uh oh, poop monsters
 MacbethSeemsSus: No, the man she killed had to go.
 definenull: time for teef!
 sirspate: This may be pushing it a bit, but she probably got some menstrual blood down there too.
josh___something: 
grander_pastures: Damn cam, always thinking of Equaity with regard to everything. Gotta give the flowers correctly
 baltimore_667083: poop: greatest (s)hits 
 caimheul: Specifically journeyed to that toilet. That was the whole reason for the trip.
 ContingentCat: "arms"
SaxPython: Ah yes, a Diablo Rizz-ist
 JacobBurgessVO: I will say that my players were ON FIRE this episode.
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
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Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO Roll for frenzy
  SmithKurosaki: @JacobBurgessVO I thought they were supposed to avoid fire
cavvdor: Also sadly the poop distracts from all the cool bird features she got
  Juliamon: Ah, so fire is involved
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DignifiedGloriousOrcaSSSsss-JigmWRA7DmBanffA
grander_pastures: NOW THIS is what I Call a Poop Monster
 A_Dub888: @JacobBurgessVO isn't that bad for vampires?
 caimheul: Lots of aggravated damage then.
DaxStrife: *Grabs Oliver* "We all s#it down here..."
 definenull: of course fire was involved, heather's at the table \j
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Diabore: @A_Dub888 i think its bad for people too
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 TheDevil_Risen: Wrapping job only reserved for the best of christmas presents 
  LunarJade: fire always gets such a bad rep… people just gotta respect it more and it’ll be fine
grander_pastures: Mary gtfo. Leave our poor
 Strebenherz: We all ah*t down here
grander_pastures: Mary gtfo, leave our poor 50 year old baby
 A_Dub888: Dammit Quinn
Lysander_salamander: I wonder who this creature is, that keeps showing up in Oliver's head
josh___something: 
cavvdor: I think she knew she was toast even if Quinn hadn't said anything
 JacobBurgessVO: Quinn made it hard mode, for sure. Sweet gentle Quinn
 Nigouki: soften the poo monster: add fiber
grander_pastures: Damn, Poop Demon is a Skyrim fan, wild
 TheDevil_Risen: @Nigouki Metamucil does well for that
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO """sweet""" """gentle"""
 Laurence72: And then there was laughter
 A_Dub888: @JacobBurgessVO I'm sure Oliver would agree with that
 definenull: [citation needed]
cavvdor: She was a Caitiff who became Gangrel by diablerie, wasn't she?
grander_pastures: @definenull Mystery Biscuits?
 PMAvers: nom nom eat'em'up
Lysander_salamander: Much like how the Tremere are now Tremere
 Gekyouryuu: @jacobburgessvo slightly off topic, I had a silly idea last week: a vampire bard. Vicious mockery = incense the unseen
SaxPython: Great Cori Gif
grander_pastures: @cavvdor I think so, yes, leveled up in Vamp
grander_pastures: Oh never mind, thanks Past Jacob
 Laurence72: This is not by beautiful house! This is not my poop monster! My God, what have I done?!
cavvdor: @Gekyouryuu This is very very good
Oscelot: Politics time! XP
 A_Dub888: @cavvdor you're very good
 definenull: oooh spicyy
 Terr0rc0tta: more afraid of Quinn than chainz
SaxPython: 
 Nigouki: Jordan is a team player :3
Oscelot: I mean Jordan does speak for the coterie...
rat prince: its 9am here in my part of aus so its the first thing I'm doing today haha
Almas Zarkona : 12pm in my part of aus
rat prince: lunchtime vampire time
Andrew Vance: Cam coming out of the gates hard
Random Factor: Cam went savage.
PharaohBender27: Definitely clipped that bit
Random Factor: Wrapped like Jordan's Christmas gifts.
blackcoat: I'm usually in TimeZone Moonbase, but I'm on the east coast for the next couple weeks so it's dark out now
OVERKiLL!: 📦packed up tight like a Desert Bus prize 💼
Random Factor: I'm in moonbase timezone and it is dark out. Just past sunset.
 SmithKurosaki: Also raining for you black?
blackcoat: @SmithKurosaki Not today.
Oscelot: @Terr0rc0tta This is entirely fair.
grander_pastures: And also, Jordan wants a baby. Though that shouldn't matter at all.....
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 EricTheOrange: Jacpb keeps trying to entice them into getting into vampire politics but they the players seem to have no intrest.
nekobun: they just love everyone
Oscelot: @EricTheOrange I mean that's pretty wise tbh
 terribleplan: Yet.
 A_Dub888: Sloppy drama... Sllama
SaxPython: How many points per boon
  Juliamon: Politics get complicated fast
grander_pastures: I think they do. But they have Straining Ideas of Political Alliance
Lysander_salamander: It's amazing how petty the vampires are in this universe.  I suppose that's how it goes with ageless creatures
 definenull: politics is complicated, yes, but rope in an ex into the equation... oofa
 ContingentCat: torture adjacent
 PharaohBender27 notices that background change
 ckupf: well they were naked when you found them, so maybe that's how they want to be?
cavvdor: Swell greenscreen there
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: Torturesque: the gritty reboot of Dangeresque.
 KaleidoscopeMind: possibly torture-y. sometimes folks are into that
josh___something: Oh, this room looks NASTY
Oscelot: This is just practical
 fracassio: @Lysander_salamander that's what happens when life is NOT too short to hold grudges
cavvdor: Schroedinger's torture chamber
 ArdCollider: *jessica* just because she's hot doesn't mean her drain room is Architectural Digest material
  LunarJade: wait are we all suppose to have one of these as standard issue? I don’t think I have the space
Ignatiuspants: enhanced interrogation techniques
DaxStrife: "Put one in the Chantry" sounds like a sex thing.
SaxPython: Blood Sorcery's love this one weird trick
grander_pastures: This is a Terrible Vibe, at least Monica is a nicer one, more high tech
 Nigouki: is this the watering hose or the whipping hose?
 caimheul: @Nigouki Why not both?
nekobun: depends on whether the spigot's turned
  Juliamon: Depends who's holding the hose
 LiveFaust: Vampire building codes require at least one. Right up where with ADA-compliant restrooms.
grander_pastures: Yeah, again, Quinn really stepped into that idea
grander_pastures: Also, what roll?
 A_Dub888: Quinn's about as delicate as a diamond
 JacobBurgessVO: Don't worry about that roll.
Oscelot: Ah yes, it smells of Bloop
  corianderd: It was that roll, y'know
coriolis_storm: “A vampire lair without a torture chamber is just so… gauche”
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO See when you say that I feel like I should start worrying
grander_pastures: @jacobburgessvo Imma start worrying about that roll
nekobun: @JacobBurgessVO what roll? i didn't hear a roll.
grander_pastures: Bully for you, imma worry about ANYTHING
 JacobBurgessVO: @nekobun There we go.
josh___something: @JacobBurgessVO So, you're telling us to worry about that roll
  LunarJade: nah the roll is fine… it’s just some fun noise
 CaptainSpam: You should just roll dice for literally no reason, then continue GM'ing as if nothing happened, because it did. 
 A_Dub888: @Oscelot Just imagine it was Dale who said it instead
SaxPython: Silas's Conviction is Sustainability!
SaxPython:   
grander_pastures: @captainspam Extreme agree
 ContingentCat: so you think I'm pretty~
Oscelot: @A_Dub888 That makes it even more concerning
 A_Dub888: Over/Under on Silas resorting to bloodwalk?
cavvdor: Jacob's on fire, this is amazing
Oscelot: lol Seattle
  Sarah_Serinde: "why don't you just move if things are so bad there?"
 PharaohBender27: 
 definenull: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 DiscordianTokkan: Luxury
Oscelot: rofl
josh___something: HAHAHAAH
 DeM0nFiRe: In this economy?
 caimheul: Well, one toilet was an outhouse.
duncanfth:  
 neisan2112: Oh my god, just derails the interigation
SaxPython: Two Campgrounds!
 baltimore_667083: two toilets in the whole city? you gotta bump those numbers up those are rookie numbers
 neisan2112: Lolol
grander_pastures: Baba Shit-ga looking ass Vampire over here
 DiscordianTokkan: Daaaaaayum
Oscelot: I love the mental image of the actual characters having this "wow, two toilets in victoria" conversation
SaxPython: OooOOOoooh
 definenull: damn jessica
oberon939: Ooooooooo
SaxPython: 
 saucemaster5000: based
nekobun: dang
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: go heather!!!
 neisan2112: Daaaaym
 caimheul: @grander_pastures Pigeon legged outhouse as a home?
oberon939: OUCH
 Strebenherz: Love y'all's acting for here it's amazing
josh___something: Hehehehee
 korvys: Jesus, cam
OVERKiLL!: i had to work today, manages to stay dry, dodged the rain, but i think its finta poor now 🌧
blackcoat: I'm very jealous of Cam's sweater.
 neisan2112: 
Oscelot: Holy crap Cam
Oscelot: Dang
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: holy savage!!!
 TheDevil_Risen:  
grander_pastures: @caimheul Like a hermit crab
SaxPython: Everyone is doing such a good job of staying unstained
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DelightfulWanderingReindeerCorgiDerp-1kyDSQ5aJgncCl3U
josh___something: Just tearing them down
coriolis_storm: Cam coming out swinging
 theevermist: wow cam is savage
grander_pastures: at the very least Lie to them
 DiscordianTokkan: Let's not use that term with Cam, eh
grander_pastures: Stop letting Quinn TALK
ghyllnox: 
  Juliamon: there are no good cops, Quinn
  corianderd: I rolled Art Cop
  Sarah_Serinde: the "good" cop
 TheDevil_Risen: Bad cop, Badder cop
 ContingentCat: sometimes the good cop is relative
 DiscordianTokkan: Bad cop Chomp Cop
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CoweringFrozenMacaroniSSSsss-KlxqW-prF540m1nl
SaxPython: They ate the whole thing
 saucemaster5000: when horses do this it's good clop bad clop
grander_pastures: You could have at least lied about the good cop of it all
  corianderd: @saucemaster5000 wow
Oscelot: I just had the terrifying idea of Oliver getting a childe from this
Jayrod1220: Crooked crime, petty cop
 JacobBurgessVO: @saucemaster5000 wow
grander_pastures: (This is great character work, though WONDERFUL stuff)
josh___something: @saucemaster5000 booooo
 TheDevil_Risen: @saucemaster5000   
 Strebenherz: Sheriff Oliver go
SaxPython: 
NovahTalAura: good cops in VtM
 cyclopsboi: was this person killing in werewolf territory?
Oscelot: @saucemaster5000 *groan*
 RurouniGeo: @saucemaster5000 
 definenull: gdi quinn
 DiscordianTokkan: "I'm not covered in shit, for one"
SaxPython: Lol
 Strebenherz: "YES"
Oscelot: "provably"
  Sarah_Serinde: Quinn figures he's better than most
cavvdor: "a little bit" out of control
Efhan: It's very easy to be better than a poop monster
SaxPython: 
Oscelot: tbf he is @Sarah_Serinde
josh___something: You asked this to the ventrue
  Sarah_Serinde: ehhh
  Juliamon: *is* he, or is he just faking it till he makes it
grander_pastures: Quinn figures he's better than so much, and that's Quinn for you
 korvys: Oliver did eat a dog he didn't want to
 JacobBurgessVO: @grander_pastures If I may offer some insight? Quinn stopped considering Morwyn as an entity when it became clear they were going to die. So then he ignored them and started to talking with his "students" as if they didn't exist, because to him, they didn't any more.
josh___something: Quinn pls
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO Oh that's quite interesting
Oscelot: Time to tamper with the Fate's weavings
ghyllnox: Killed someone hunting them and ate their soul though...
  Sarah_Serinde: in self-defence, according to them
ghyllnox: I mean, maybe ease up on the soul-eating
 caimheul: I mean, they could have stopped at just killing the hunting vampire.
SaxPython: Hmmm. Contextualizing this as criminal murder compared to war crimes is tricky
 caimheul: Or staking, depending on circumstances.
Oscelot: @caimheul Depends on how hungry they were. It's entirely possible they couldn't have stopped themself
blackcoat: Man, Silas is going HARD tonight.
OVERKiLL!: 🥩 em
PharaohBender27: No kidding, blackcoat!
OVERKiLL!: great little momment for Oliver here
SaxPython: Strong agree Ollie
 definenull: what was that...
NovahTalAura: Incarceration isn’t an effective tool for those dead and eating  bodies/souls
 terribleplan: Roll?
 PrinceNimzar: heather?
 ckupf: It's interesting oliver compared himself, because I think oliver would have willing gone out in the sun if he had never been found rather than eating people
  LunarJade: what..
 sirspate: is she just gonna kill them
  LunarJade: sometimes I just like the click clacks
Oscelot: In some ways, death is the kinder option than incarceration for an immortal.
 caimheul: @Oscelot True, but I think it was implied the hunter caught up before they were on the island, so probably before they were in the forest without easier access to food.
SaxPython: 
wildpeaks: such an ominous roll
coriolis_storm: @jacobburgessvo This is a wonderful examination of the tension at the heart of this game. Amazing job!
Oscelot: @caimheul Could be
 ContingentCat: thanks?
 caimheul: @LunarJade Shiney math rocks are great fidgets.
 A_Dub888: Turn into a bat?
Lysander_salamander: We could eat quinn?
 JacobBurgessVO: @coriolis_storm Thank you! Cannot do it without such amazing players.
 PharaohBender27: 
 WiJohn: Quinn came so close to being nice
  Sarah_Serinde: Oooh
SaxPython:   
cavvdor: Oh damn
 Julian_Rogue: That look lmao
Efhan: Wow, Jessica with the chaos play
josh___something: Jessica's cooking
Oscelot: oh dang
cavvdor: Oh this is good
josh___something: idk what she's cooking, but she's cooking hard
 definenull: i totally thought jessica was gonna say to bloodbond morwyn as well
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 korvys: Oh, I *just* got the phrase "Rock the Vote"
Oscelot: *snerk*
  corianderd: @korvys oh
SaxPython: Can you hear the people sing ..
grander_pastures: @jacobburgessvo That's the along the line that I was thinking. Quinn is absolutely a stonewalling Bad Cop here, it was more on the characters could have attempted to more good cop esque talk, if Quinn were going to consider any other possible solution.
 Strebenherz: Community service
SaxPython: Pffffff
Oscelot: *snerk* the community service
Oscelot: I'm a little sad that the blood walk never happened
 A_Dub888: Aren't we all monsters when you really think about it?
grander_pastures: @jacobburgessvo I also really just like the dynamics here, damn the Players and your dynamics are great
SaxPython: Bible Thump
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
josh___something: Lmao
 Strebenherz: LOL
cavvdor: Oh no
 ContingentCat: 
NovahTalAura: Oliver slowly realizing that social reform isn’t easy for vampires
Oscelot: I appreciate Oliver's way of taking responsibility for this
josh___something: Look, he SAID pretty explicitly to kick him in the balls
Lysander_salamander: interesting
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: “kick him in the balls!”
 caimheul: The dynamic is why I'll miss this game once it ends.
Ignatiuspants: ooh... this is getting exciting
 definenull: oh great quinn + the 2 vamps cursed by Mary, this will totally go well
grander_pastures: Social reform is difficult with how the blood works @novahtalaura
Oscelot: of course studies have been done. I can only imagine the tremere doing it
 v_nome: is Abilities what he named his hammer?
SaxPython: 
 A_Dub888: Like literally make a crack in their skull?
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josh___something: What powers does quinn have access to again?
Oscelot: Oh boy, this is wild
grander_pastures: @a_dub888 I think it's more the case of Pure Mindbreak
Samarbrander: Interesting to see where oliver is going with this
SaxPython:   
Oscelot: @josh___something I don't think it's ever been explained. afaik we don't even know his clan
  Sarah_Serinde: what a pity
 lirazel64: Jessica can't drink?
cavvdor: He's Ventrue, I think
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 EricTheOrange: doesjess even have a license
 definenull: a bag of frozen peas will help with that
 lirazel64: Drive?
 JacobBurgessVO: He is a Ventrue
grander_pastures: @oscelot Ventrue I assume
  Sarah_Serinde: good work Oliver
Oscelot: Oh huh, ty @JacobBurgessVO
coriolis_storm: @josh___something Whatever is needed by the story 
  LunarJade: I’ve got a dot in driving now!
 SnackPak_: 
Efhan: Quinn is *such* a Ventrue
grander_pastures: Love me High Craft Characters
SaxPython: Returned it better than they got it
  LunarJade: do I have a license? who knows!!!
 Sheikun07: Yay, driving!
 Strebenherz: "are they gone?" XD
 Strebenherz: Amazing
Ignatiuspants: yay! Jessica learned to drive!
 korvys: @Oscelot In season one, it's described that he wears a pinstripe suit, but all the pinstripes are *tiny little ventrue symbols*
 JacobBurgessVO: Ventrue Clan Disciplines are Dominate, Fortitude, Presence
ghyllnox: I should hope their van is still there, hell to pay if the guy sold it
 caimheul: @LunarJade That's what vampire mind powers are for!
 A_Dub888: @LunarJade Nothing a trip to the DMV won't solve
Oscelot: @korvys Oh heck, I'd forgot about that. Such a good touch
 definenull: ooh! different type of spice
SaxPython: OooOOOoooh
grander_pastures: Here we goooooo
 PharaohBender27: 
NovahTalAura: @lunarjade question isn’t do you have a license but do you have a drivers license in your name? cause I’m sure forgeries are easy enough to handle
 EricTheOrange: damn silas
Oscelot: rofl dear gods Cam
 EricTheOrange: party time
 PMAvers: "Am I drunk? No, just a pint low."
 terribleplan: I was drunk
Lysander_salamander: 
  LunarJade: @novahtalaura good point
 caimheul: Staff lunches involve a LOT of iron and foods good for replenishing blood I assume.
 azureHaights: "Are you drunk" noOO "have you BEEN drunk" "yesssSSS"
Oscelot: @PMAvers I may have nearly had this conversation with someone after walking into a wall after a blood draw
SaxPython: SbN!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FitBoringPancakeTTours-k5dxDwzAwbyDkPs9
grander_pastures: @azurehaights Will you continue to be drunk?
Oscelot: I appreciate how much we can see that Quinn is.. the sin eater as it were
josh___something: So quinn is M. Bison, got it
wildpeaks: how is the Prince chosen ?
SaxPython: Acting Prince // He wore a Raspberry Beret
 definenull: i feel like oliver is cooking something
 Nigouki: vampire lawyers let's gooooo
grander_pastures: Oliver is Leeeeeearning
 Nigouki: arguing the nitty gritty of different lores against eachother
Oscelot: "Knives is a thing we don't fuck with"
blackcoat: Oh, poor puppy Oliver.
OVERKiLL!: :face-turquoise-covering-eyes:
OVERKiLL!: 🥩🗑🔥
Jasper: We don’t talk about Bruno
OVERKiLL!: cool ripple with the reminder of the boon there Jade
blackcoat: 🥜🥜
grander_pastures: Yet.
SaxPython: 3 Points in Politics ang getting learnt
 LiveFaust: "Can I get an org chart?"
josh___something: "Hope your face gets better"
Oscelot: @LiveFaust *snerk*
 Strebenherz: I forgot about his face scratches
 fracassio: oof
 PharaohBender27: 
ghyllnox: 
Oscelot: *snerk*
 PMAvers: Nobody around means no one has to hear Silas' raging at his late-night League sessions.
 RurouniGeo: uh huhhh
ghyllnox: Red worker?
Oscelot: Oh that's ominous
josh___something: Such a backhanded way of phrasing that
 PharaohBender27: @PMAvers 
grander_pastures: HELL YEAH, red worker sounds SICK
 JacobBurgessVO: In case the context wasn't bolstering enough, a Redworker is a slang term for someone who knows Blood Sorcery.
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
duncanfth: 
 Strebenherz: PFFFFT
 Nigouki: red worker is a surprisingly modern euphemism for blood wizard
 Sheikun07: Opinions!
 saucemaster5000: nah jacob is right
DaxStrife: Oof. Fair though.
ghyllnox: Ahh tyty
 theevermist: No one is gonna defend pizza hut
 LiveFaust: Senpai talked to us! UwU
DaxStrife: Nah, Pizza Hut knows what it did.
 groulux: I dont think anybody is going to White knight Pizza Hutt
 DiscordianTokkan: Even Pizza Pizza pizza is better than Pizza Hut
 PharaohBender27: @theevermist Well other than the CEO of Pizza Hut . . . maybe
  unarmedoracle: Red Worker! [the east is red intensifies]
 WiJohn: If you want to start a pizza fight you have to point out that deep dish is vastly inferior
grander_pastures: Cam!
 caimheul: But Pizza Hut wins the restaurant wars!
Oscelot: I will say, pizza hut at least has something gluten free I can eat. so I'll give them that much. (That said Mod forever)
 SnackPak_: hell yeah Silas
Oscelot: Oh boy
 definenull: SILAS NO
 DiscordianTokkan: OH NO
  LunarJade: lol
cavvdor: Yes go Silas
grander_pastures: Hellllll yeah Silas
 definenull: (silas yes)
Oscelot: Silas honey
  Sarah_Serinde:  Silas
 KaleidoscopeMind: jacob's face
josh___something: SILAS
Lysander_salamander: Stands in front of a mirror, "Hey girl hey..."
wildpeaks: sir
Oscelot: Silas nooooo
 EricTheOrange: oh Silas you silly boy
 theevermist: This is a really bad idea
 DeM0nFiRe: WAT
 Sheikun07: oh my god
ghyllnox: CAM
 TheDevil_Risen: hshshshs
  TheGreenMonster450: Jacob's face xD
Oscelot: Oh dear gods
 Sheikun07: Jacob's face
 Nigouki: Jacob's face holy shit
wildpeaks: 
SaxPython:   
duncanfth: LMAO
adept_nekomancer: Vampire science!
  MrPhlip: Jacob has quite the face
 Fruan: Cam is a genius
cavvdor: HNNNNFFFH
 Julian_Rogue: The look on jacobs face
 Laurence72: Jacob's face!!
 gualdhar: oh this is fucking great
Gadora: Oh wow.
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 ProcyonFlynn: WOW ... that's amazing.
Oscelot: Jacob.exe has encountered an error
 A_Dub888: Silas is a good boy
 Strebenherz: Lord
  unarmedoracle: A plan with no downsides
Chesul: Uhhhh. sure, let's see where this goes.
 definenull: "okay" 
grander_pastures: Are we Binding Mary???
 neisan2112: Jacob's genuine concern LMOAOOOO
 thymato: caucious yet recles
Lysander_salamander: just to see what will happen.  Just some minor war crimes
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DiscordianTokkan: "ok"
 KaleidoscopeMind: "okay"
SaxPython:  
josh___something: NO DOWNSIDES
 azureHaights: "Cube?"
 Jakelope13: Now THAT is a quick solution!
 Vilun: I've had New York pizza, it's objectively worse than Italian pizza
 corpocracy: Ah, so this is why this is the finale
 caimheul: Oh, I've had that expression before while GMing....
 A_Dub888: SILAS IS VERY GOOD BOY
grander_pastures: He are gonna LAZER Mary
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CautiousBadPandaDatSheffy-X8KbQwndPBbB0zc1
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Oscelot: oh my GODS
 definenull: wowie
Lysander_salamander: she's going to be so mad
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oscelot: *amazing*
 EricTheOrange: If this works it'd be SOOOOO funny
 RurouniGeo: wowwwwwwwww
  LunarJade: see I’m not the only one who plays with fire
 neisan2112: Absolutly fucking incredibl!!!!
 caimheul: Cue the Messy Crit.
 MacbethSeemsSus: I see I got back at the right time
Oscelot: Jaysus Croist Cam
  SmithKurosaki: omg Cam,
grander_pastures: BUST A MARY
ghyllnox: Silas is going nuclear
josh___something: HAhahaahaaa
 TheDevil_Risen:   this is happening
SaxPython: Difficulty: Yes
 theevermist: oh something gonna happen
 Julian_Rogue: I see the TPK
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 Sydet1: I love when the best case is "nothing happens"
 Strebenherz: Messy crit!  Messy crit!
 WiJohn: messy crit! messy crit! messy crit!
 cyclopsboi: trap her like a ghostbuster lol
  MrPhlip: that's not a scene, it's an arms race
 definenull: i see why this is the fournale now
adept_nekomancer: I so want a messy crit on this check.
 ckupf: Is Silas gonna kills a methusaleh?
 A_Dub888: @MrPhlip a goddam one at that
  unarmedoracle: Look, I'm just saying this entity messed with the wrong good boy
Oscelot: Note to self, never... get on.... Cameron's... bad side...
Ignatiuspants: nuclear option!
 Julian_Rogue: Idk. seems like a...... Bright Idea 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UglyInterestingScallionSSSsss-hyVbdNii3uOX5g-x
grander_pastures: Also, does Mary technically not now that Silas is now involved with That Web?
Master_Gunner: @ckupf Well there's going to be Silas, a methuseleh, and a murder. The order of those is up for debate.
 caimheul: Cameron is the one who "threated" Jacob with the vampire who woke up under a Dave and Busters as a backup character....
Lysander_salamander: Is it bloody mary that's haunting Oliver or something else/
 Sheikun07: Cam, that plan's amazing and I hope it worked out because I imagine Jacob's reaction would be glorious
grander_pastures: @lysander_salamander all we know is Somehing Named Mary
Oscelot: @Sheikun07 "Well crap there goes my B plot"
super_ashura: @unarmedoracle This idea is goddamn INSPIRED.
 Julian_Rogue: Jacob's reaction would be incandesent
 Nigouki: I wonder if the astronauts servicing the Hubble tried the Bloody Mary trick
Fourleggedfreak: Just finished 3 ^.^
Fourleggedfreak: This series, so amazing 💗
 SmithKurosaki: I love Cam
 amative1: O_O
blackcoat: I love when Jacob gets worried.
Goustave Malkovski: Sweet Cain, that's good
OVERKiLL!: Cam has been on point this whole run
Fourleggedfreak: Only Cam would come up with the most convoluted scifi solution
 SmithKurosaki: Scope's Haunted
Fourleggedfreak: yea
Eric Tappan: Silas' not afraid of no ghost
OVERKiLL!: HAHA
Andrew Vance: This solution is incredible
 definenull: uh oh
Ignatiuspants: the hard part with Silas's plan seems to be that it has to happen in the daytime, and the sun would kill him too
 JacobBurgessVO: I will never not honor a clever plan.
Oscelot: rofl Oliver just finds the local Hunter cell and asks for library access
 DiscordianTokkan: Oliver's gonna go Batman
 Vilun: I feel like Silas is saying "hold my beer" without waiting for anyone to do the first part first
 definenull: i feel like "covert" and "oliver" don't work in the same sentence often
Gadora: Look it up where? 
grander_pastures: The Telescope idea is so Mage Coded, Tremere would be PROUD
Oscelot: The Valkyries are just like "the... fu...???"
grander_pastures: Hellllll yeah Oliver!
  s1ck1y: oh it's *this* episode
Oscelot: rofl @s1ck1y
  LunarJade: hey Jordynne!
josh___something: Hi Jordynne!
 PharaohBender27: @s1ck1y 
 EricTheOrange: Given this crew's penchant for one shoting villains it'd be in character for Cams plan to somehow miraculously work
 JacobBurgessVO: I do not CARE about my carefully crafted city or game. If you can mess it up, mess it up.
Lysander_salamander: Is he going to rig up some chest armor at the local craft shop?
grander_pastures: Jordynne!
cavvdor: School of hard knocks and harder fangs
 caimheul: @gualdhar MotherFers are always trying to ice skate up hill.
 SnackPak_: the rock god?
 azureHaights: @caimheul Situs Inversus On Demand
 baltimore_667083: hi jordynne!
 theevermist: im surprised he doesnt ask silas
 ContingentCat: Stalks? lol
 JacobBurgessVO: @caimheul Quality reference.
  SmithKurosaki: A Jordynne? How was your return>'
 definenull: oh oliver is sticking thumbs in all the pies
Oscelot: Now the question is, is Monica too *terrifying*
ghyllnox: Monica's going to try to put a ghost in him isn't she
grander_pastures: Oliver is going into Full Vampiric Paranoia, this is great
cavvdor: Giovanni will put ghosts in anything and will put anything in ghosts, yeah
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: sorry, I stepped out, what’s Oliver trying to do?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 EricTheOrange: why not ask like Jo?
 KaleidoscopeMind: lol
NovahTalAura: lol
 Sheikun07: Ahahahahaha
 PharaohBender27: Gee I WONDER WHY
 DeM0nFiRe: 
josh___something: Cori, it wasn't EXPLICITLY stated that oliver was using that knowledge for evil
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 EricTheOrange: morrowin, like elderscrolls?
Oscelot: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen learning the nuances of Vampire weaknesses
 Vilun: Silas is going to work on drawing... and his will
 caimheul: Cameron going last as it could end the whole campaign... 
grander_pastures: Monica would solve the problem with the Toolbox that she was sired with, aka Ghost Tools
Lysander_salamander: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen He's picking a fight with an elder vampire by trying to summon it into a telescope
 Strebenherz: Did Cam say Morrowind?
 Laurence72: Cam going lasts means a good place to end the session on a cliffhanger
 PharaohBender27: @Strebenherz Morrowin (sp?) the given name of the Poop Monster
grander_pastures: Monica could make infinite energy with Ghosts if she wanted but noooooooo
Oscelot: @Lysander_salamander Wrong character. That's Silas
Lysander_salamander: yes correct thanks
  Juliamon: Jacob said it's Morwyn
  LunarJade: one day… one day..
 Strebenherz: Right thank you @pharaohbender27
  SmithKurosaki: @Strebenherz Morwyn (the creature that was just disposed of) I think
 cyclopsboi: poop demon came out
Oscelot: Morwyn Davies
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Ah, thank you for the spelling clarification!
  corianderd: her name was morywin davies
Oscelot: stakes ARE important.
  SmithKurosaki: thx cori 
grander_pastures: Turtle Poop Time at the Table
  corianderd: that's not the spelling it's a fight club joke
  Sarah_Serinde: oh dear
 ArdCollider: Tripothy's thirsty, and not in the way we usually consider that in the Camarilla. 
 definenull: are we entering swoon territory?
 korvys: @corianderd Were they also played by Meatloaf?
Lysander_salamander: oh noes
grander_pastures: There are So Many Swooning Couches abound
cavvdor: Oh Tripothy
Oscelot: Tripothy has attachment issues
  Sarah_Serinde: oooh
Lysander_salamander: oh noo
josh___something: OOh
Oscelot: oh no
 caimheul: Is Tripothy going to pull a Hans Christian Anderson?
 ckupf: Oh no daddy is come visit you at college
  Sarah_Serinde: @caimheul 
grander_pastures: Here we Goooo
 definenull: welp
josh___something: 
Oscelot: uhoh
 PharaohBender27 rolls a 6 on sneak for leaving for dinner. Everyone sees him, but at least he doesn't trip on anything.
OVERKiLL!: T BUCK
Samarbrander: Silas is cooking
OVERKiLL!: LOL @ Jacob "now he needs to know how the Boogie Man dies"
Jasper: Super serious
 SmithKurosaki: Adam's done a great job of both being comedic relief and facing a lot of the tough topics in these series
grander_pastures: Quick Q: How many Primogen.... exist? In the world?
oberon939: Uhhhhhhh
 ContingentCat: big fans of victor/victoria
 definenull: probably got a supply of t-buck's tinctures?
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 *points!* 
grander_pastures: Also, like, hair transplants every night
 caimheul: T-Buck could become Tripothy's facial hair blood dealer.
 JacobBurgessVO: Primogen are part of a council in a city. Different cities have different size councils. Typically, each clan has a rep on the council in most Cam cities.
 Vilun: how does Tripothy rank against Knives?
Lysander_salamander: oh boy
Lysander_salamander: oh no
josh___something: OOPS
Oscelot: oh no
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Lysander_salamander: oh no again
 TheDevil_Risen: oh my
 RurouniGeo: oh noooo
grander_pastures: @jacobburgessvo good to know also AHHHHHH
cavvdor: OOF
josh___something: Who would want(not you) to go next?
Oscelot: @Vilun well under
 definenull: we need a counter for how many times chat says "uh oh" and "oh no" during these streams 
 JacobBurgessVO: @Vilun Tripothy isn't part of the same structure as Vancouver is an independent city.  Were they part of the Camp, Knives would outrank by far.
Despoiler98:     did the dude TELEPORT THERE?
super_ashura: Any time the GM actually gets to give a hard "No" and it's reasonable is pretty delightful.
oberon939: Poor chancy!!
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh no! Chansey!
 caimheul: @definenull probably about even with "oh yes!"
Ignatiuspants: I'm imagining Tripothy as having a different gender presentation on each side, like a gynandromorphic butterfly
grander_pastures: Oh God, they're running the resources truly, truly dry
Oscelot: Awww Chancey
nekobun: Chancy havin a real one
Oscelot: @Ignatiuspants That's a really cool idea
 fracassio: How is poop monster dissection the LEAST tense moment of the episode?
cavvdor: That's a mood
 neisan2112: @fracassio IKR?!
nekobun: ah yes, rhisky
  Sarah_Serinde: huh
 caimheul: Bliskey?
 DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
Oscelot: Eyyy
Despoiler98:    I need a whiskey priest in my life
 neisan2112: Ohhh blood whiskey, nice
duncanfth: yeah
Oscelot: Bliskey!
 azureHaights: Smoo(cough)ooth
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Rh+iskey
josh___something: How far CAN he throw them?
nekobun: You can really taste the Pete in this one
 theevermist: but he can throw them pretty far
grander_pastures: @fracassio Suspence is a cruel mistress and it's currently rigging up a Telescope to Ghost Bust some shit
Ignatiuspants: that person's blood alcohol level must have been intense
 DiscordianTokkan: "Maybe it'd be safer if there were more of them?" "Euuuugggg... *more shots*"
  Sarah_Serinde: @nekobun 
 groulux: I have been Working o my Cthulhu game and trying to nail how to swich from one scene to the other so all of my players feel engaged.
grander_pastures: Aight, OK Knives, preeeeety intimate already...
nekobun: @neisan2112 Cover all your bases, see the whiskey priest, the vodka priest, the lager priest, and the cider priest.
Oscelot: @nekobun *groan* well done
grander_pastures: Oh Kmives is getting Ideas Ideas
ghyllnox: Dawww Knives wants to settle down!
 DiscordianTokkan: Independent Commonwealth of KNIVES
nekobun: I like how Knives knows things gotta get done sometimes
grander_pastures: Oh, he's asking Jo to come up to his level??
OVERKiLL!: aside, i really hope Adam and Beej and Paul can put together some more choose your own adventure story time for us.
 SmithKurosaki: big flex there on the primogen
ms malackey: Heather, please stop running into this door
 amative1: "and we'll leave it there for now" *chef's kiss*
ghyllnox: Did Jo just volunteer to find the lost prince?
josh___something: Heheheheehehee
 DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss
grander_pastures: Ohhhh, he's ASKING for this place
Oscelot: Oh dang
Lysander_salamander: oh
josh___something: Yeeeeeeees
grander_pastures: He's asking Jo to be his Queen!
Simbionis: Oooooh
Oscelot: Vampire Queen yessss
Lysander_salamander: hmm
 definenull: "and you" felt very much like an afterthought
nekobun: oh YEAH
 KaleidoscopeMind: ooh
nekobun: THAT
 cyclopsboi: vampire QUEEN
cavvdor: Oh daaaaamn
 Strebenherz: We getting story as a treat
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 RurouniGeo: oh mannnnn
 ContingentCat: ooooooo
 Nigouki: lewd
grander_pastures: What a fascinating relationship they've got going
 WiJohn: Damn
 DiscordianTokkan: 👀
 ckupf: gonna be a weird family
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 WiJohn: & now, Oliver
 definenull: third wheel oliver lets go 
 DirectorStephanie: *90s teen comedy oooOoooOOoOOo* sound at Jo and Knives
 WiJohn: Roommates
draconetrix: The eye contact made me gasp
cavvdor: I'm so here for this
 RurouniGeo: oh nooo
grander_pastures: "Yoooo, can I catch a ride in with in to interview your Girlfriend?"
 Strebenherz: Phone ban ensues
josh___something: HAh
 DiscordianTokkan: I love dumb luck rolls
nekobun: YES the Bugnuts/Oliver Experience let's go
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Oscelot: of course the 4 successes *now*
Lysander_salamander: yay
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH!
grander_pastures: OH NO
josh___something: DANG
Oscelot: Oh boy
 SnackPak_: lol
grander_pastures: The fact that the Principal shows up to your HOUSE
 DiscordianTokkan: "We're converting Imperial Stouts to Metric!"
 caimheul: The beers are to help demonstrate the math concepts for tactile learners.
 definenull: OLIVER
 SnackPak_: 
chaostreader: headcannon that Oliver coming is what caused the letters to not go well.
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaahahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi T-Buck 
nekobun: t buuuuck
grander_pastures: T BUCK
Oscelot: oh my gods bless
 DiscordianTokkan: Teeeeee BUCK!
 LiveFaust: @discordiantokkan that's amazing. 
 DirectorStephanie:    
 DeM0nFiRe: TEEEeeeeeee BUCK
 Laurence72: teeee BUCK!
 ContingentCat: Lol yesss
 ckupf: knew that was coming
 azureHaights: Tiberius!
josh___something: HAHHAHA
 SnackPak_: season 3 is a good one
 baltimore_667083: T Buck!
 Strebenherz: TEEEEBUUUCK
 EricTheOrange: hey Jacob why does T-buck still have the accent?
 neisan2112: I forgot about TBuck being there lololol
 WiJohn: Good start
 JacobBurgessVO: @EricTheOrange What a good question.
 Strebenherz: Omg the mug
Oscelot: *falls over laughing*
grander_pastures: Yoooooo, Kermie
 DirectorStephanie: cuuuuute
 DiscordianTokkan: Aw, T-Buck!
DaxStrife: Wow, considerate.
nekobun: it's warm... fresh squeezed?
 theevermist: T-Buck!
Lysander_salamander: I've never seen Gilmore Girls.  Is it good?
 JacobBurgessVO: You may never get the answer, but there is an answer.
 Strebenherz: A Kermit the frog mug of blood.
josh___something: Oh this is the hottest goss
ghyllnox: When is Oliver going to figure out he can get blood at the butcher's
SetraLynn: I love TBuck so much.
 WiJohn: He just popped the cap
 theevermist: Tea Buck
cavvdor: T-Buck is a gift
Oscelot: Does Oliver even have a phone still?
Oscelot: er again
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh gods I almost snarf beer
LidofLoathing: T-Buck is amazing
 baltimore_667083: freeeeee birrrrrd
 itira: 
 DiscordianTokkan: "I'll go stare at the wall"
Master_Gunner: TEE-BUCK
Lysander_salamander: Thanks I did a spit-take
  Sarah_Serinde: 
duncanfth: LOL
 SnackPak_: lol
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHA
 Laurence72: LULK
josh___something: HAHAHAAHAAHA
Oscelot: roflmao
wildpeaks: *gasp* 
 Strebenherz: LOL
 neisan2112: OH nooooo He found out LOLOL
 ArdCollider: jessi*caaaaaaa*
 fracassio: Her name is Monica, Oliver
Oscelot: *wheeze*
 TheDevil_Risen:      
adept_nekomancer: He's learning!
 Laurence72: teee STALKS!!
 Strebenherz: Oliver judge
 TheDevil_Risen: so good
SetraLynn: Cougar things in more than one way for Jessica.
grander_pastures: Damn, Jessica is getting it on with her OWN cougar, gaddamn
 A_Dub888: Dang Oliver's quick on the uptake
  Sarah_Serinde: 
josh___something: "It's different"
 Sheikun07: Dibablorize!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 WiJohn: depoplarization
 Julian_Rogue: DEBLOBEROLIZE
josh___something: I love this so much
OVERKiLL!: 🩸 Siegfried mention 🩸
 amative1: t BUCK
blackcoat: I love tea-buck
 goombalax: God I love Oliver
 DirectorStephanie: you wanna take that again, Jessica?
 DiscordianTokkan: Debloberize! : 
grander_pastures: DEBABKRBELZIZED
 TheDevil_Risen: man Adam is Dilt Bifferent. Humer OFF THE CHARTS 
  Juliamon: !addquote (Adam) [now] Is this like the thing I did with the cougar? *gasp* YOU DID THE THING WITH THE COUGAR! | as Oliver
  LRRbot: New quote #9198: "Is this like the thing I did with the cougar? *gasp* YOU DID THE THING WITH THE COUGAR!" —Adam, as Oliver [2024-11-25]
 TheDevil_Risen: love it
Oscelot: Bless you @Juliamon
  corianderd: De Blob
 neisan2112: Win win!!!
 TheDevil_Risen: *humor dam auto correct
 caimheul: So a blood alchemist ghoul.... yes. Totally the same as ghoulifying a wild animal.
SaxPython:  
Oscelot: Beautiful
 WiJohn: & now, Gilmore Girls!
 fracassio: perfect scene
 TheDevil_Risen: im literally crying
grander_pastures: *Blerp, bleh blerp*
wildpeaks: that's one hecking big moon
SaxPython: Flawless Negotiation
 itira: excellent scene
josh___something: I love this so much
Oscelot: amazing
Lysander_salamander: I wonder what Tripothy would think of T-buck
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver you have a landline too...
 TheDevil_Risen: Thank you Heather and Adam 
 JacobBurgessVO: @caimheul When it's another vampire it's a "thrall"
Efhan: Oliver is a delight
 A_Dub888: didn't Chains give Oliver his?
 TheDevil_Risen: i needed that
grander_pastures: Oh God, the idea of Monica getting a call from the personal line from a very small group of people and hearing Oliver is so FUNNY
 caimheul: @JacobBurgessVO Ah, thank you for clarifying!
 TheAwkes: @A_Dub888 For about 3 seconds.
 caimheul: "click.... buzzzz"
 A_Dub888: @TheAwkes I thought he gave it back or was that just to piss off Quinn?
 JacobBurgessVO: @A_Dub888 Got it back. To piss off Quinn
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Oscelot: *snerk*
 Strebenherz: LOL the open line
ghyllnox: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
josh___something: I love this so much
Lysander_salamander: 
 SnackPak_: good try Oliver
 itira: hahahaaaaa
grander_pastures: God, he's adorable
  MrPhlip: I think that went well
Oscelot: I'm dying XD
 Laurence72: This is amazing!!
josh___something: This is the best
 ckupf: I don't think he said anything wrong for once
 definenull: oh dear Jessica is about to have a night (tm) isn't she
 RurouniGeo: So-ry
 Jakelope13: I love that Oliver is so awkward, people in the know are CONSTANTLY irritated
 TheDevil_Risen: this is peak. Im so glad your facilitating this @JacobBurgessVO  
 DeM0nFiRe: 
josh___something: LMAO
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
 NotCainNorAbel: we've been delt
Oscelot: I mean he's not wrong about Jessica
 Diabore: oliver they were gonna watch gilmore girls!
 neisan2112: OLIVER
 Gekyouryuu: That's a theory
cavvdor: This is so perfect I can't
 ArdCollider: LOL
  Juliamon: Oliver is just doing his best
 WiJohn: Oliver & Jessica is pure gold
 Laurence72: But, but, Golmore Gorls!!
 caimheul: I mean, he did call on an open line.
grander_pastures: Damn, Oliver is really getting a hold of the Boon system of Vampire Society
  Sarah_Serinde: ahahaha
 Laurence72: YES!!!
 SnackPak_: slumber party!
Oscelot: Yesssssssss
 ArdCollider: <jessica> 
 theevermist: OMG I love this
Oscelot: Someone needs to draw this
 Strebenherz: Oh my lord
 azureHaights: This is the life we're living, this is the hand we're given
 TheAwkes: "This is my opening 7, and the Masquerade doesn't allow mulligans."
josh___something: Holy shit
  Sarah_Serinde: oh buddy
 DiscordianTokkan: He's learning!
Lysander_salamander: yay
 TheDevil_Risen: um what?
 Julian_Rogue: Gilmore Boons
  Sarah_Serinde: good job Oliver
 caimheul: Growth!
grander_pastures: Let's enrich the Environment of T Bucks Tank
 gualdhar: oh god Oliver is so precious
 SnackPak_: they grow up so quick
NimrodXIV: I love Oliver so much
 WiJohn: Gilmore Boons!
Oscelot: He's learning yay!
Lysander_salamander: delightful
Oscelot: Gods bless. T-Buck is a delight
duncanfth: LOL
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahaahahah
josh___something: AHAHAHA
  Sarah_Serinde: so a Bartleby 
Oscelot: *wheeze*
 Diabore: "it looks like he skinned a muppet" 
nekobun: Bartleby hats when
Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde cursed
Lysander_salamander: 
grander_pastures: Oliver, Baron of Vancouver Island is looking mighty fine
 TheDevil_Risen: someone quote that skinned a muppet line, please!
 Strebenherz:  
Ignatiuspants: Heather and Adam are both wonderful in this
 caimheul: I'm half surprised they didn't take whatever muscle car T-Buck has these days.
PadawanTK16: doesn't oliver have a car?
grander_pastures: God, this pair of fuckheads taking a bus to the Giovanni mansion? Like there's a bus route out to her house? Fucking great.
SaxPython: Silas would find busses Beautiful #Sustainability
 DeM0nFiRe: Haha
 itira: 
 Laurence72: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @PadawanTK16 Yeah I thought so
Oscelot: *falls over laughing*
Efhan: Adam and Heather make for a delightful duo
 DiscordianTokkan: "Yuuuup"
 caimheul: Partition goes up, still able to hear the sigh through the glass.
shaden489: God whatan amazing character
M Pschigoda: t-BUCK
Jasper: Cougar’s t-buck
Jasper: Dibloberize
Andrew Vance: Debloberalize
blackcoat: t-buck's a cougar!
Andrew Vance: it's when you stop someone from being mr blobby
OVERKiLL!: debblopperize:face-purple-smiling-fangs:
blackcoat: Oliver: Learning how vampire economy works!
SirGeoGio13: Good Lord I love Oliver.
 amative1: "the rest of"... how many episodes are they in? This could be a HUGE boon
blackcoat: "*He*" needs some more friends
OVERKiLL!: fucking Adam LOL
josh___something: @PadawanTK16 He has a liscense, but no car, right?
Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde A ford taurus I think?
 WiJohn: There's a bag in the console MR Tyndall
  TheGreenMonster450: Jessica and Oliver being besties is the best
  LunarJade: this episode is just so good. better than I remember
 A_Dub888: Is keeping each others secrets swapping boons?
 Jakelope13: There is NO WAY Jessica is gonna keep his secret, if it's terrifying enough
Oscelot: Vulcan mind meld
 JacobBurgessVO: @LunarJade Right?! I blame @s1ck1y 's editing.
 definenull: of course tbuck would like star wars
 JacobBurgessVO: SHOW?! Oh, I forgot that.
grander_pastures: Ah yes.... that show
Oscelot: It's pretty dang good editing indeed
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
 Jakelope13: I felt Physical Pain at "Oh, T-Buck watches that show"
  LunarJade: yeah that Star Wars show
 JacobBurgessVO: @LunarJade Also, all of you. You all fucking... man this episode just cooked.
grander_pastures: Fucking Exquisite Ep so far
  LunarJade: Jessica very much doesn’t Star Wars
 WiJohn: He needs an adult!
DaxStrife: So T-Buck confirmed "Andor" fan?
  Sarah_Serinde: third party, yes, neutral...right 
ghyllnox: Jessica is very much "directly involved"
 theevermist: She is involved in Jessica
 spethycakes: Oliver continues to amaze with these deep insights
Oscelot: inb4 Oliver ends up owing a boon too
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Oscelot: *snerk*
 LiveFaust: "The way you are, probably."
grander_pastures: Ohhhh Oliver's "I'm in trouble? Will I be in trouble?" MY HEART
cavvdor: Hecata advice is always existentially terrifying
Efhan: Were there any SW shows out in 2018?
Oscelot: "Don't steal the ghosts"
josh___something: I love this so much
 Jakelope13: @Efhan I think Star Wars Rebels was running around then?
Simbionis: @Efhan Had rebels finished by that point?
  Sarah_Serinde: @Efhan There was Clone Wars well before that
Efhan: Oh yeah, Rebels and Clone Wars
grander_pastures: Ahhh, love having our vampire poured into exquisite dresses
 definenull: SHUT DOWN
  Sarah_Serinde: aw buddy
Lysander_salamander: I wonder, for the vampires that believe in not showing up in mirrors, if they wouldn't be able to active the motion doors.
 korvys: 
Oscelot: Awww poor Oliver
grander_pastures: OH NO, HE JUST REALISED
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Haha
duncanfth: lol
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: "No."
Oscelot: rofl
Lysander_salamander: yay
 DiscordianTokkan: hehehe
 Jakelope13: "I'm surprised it took this long." What does she mean? What Does That Mean?!
 Gekyouryuu: "I assume you'd like someone to eat?"
 KaleidoscopeMind: did he bring a plate
 A_Dub888: They're on Season 3!
Lysander_salamander: eeee so cute
  SmithKurosaki: Jacob I will not tolerate the hate on Gilmore 
 TheDevil_Risen: @JacobBurgessVO 100% agree. 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 caimheul: @KaleidoscopeMind Iirc, there are paper plates just for him. and togo containers.
Oscelot: rofl Oliver
Lysander_salamander: Tyndall is a romantic
  TheGreenMonster450: my cheeks hurt from laughing
 SpaceBattery: oh no
  TheGreenMonster450: oh no
 definenull: we're doing this NOW?!?
 neisan2112: Oh boy here we go
 Sheikun07: oh yesssssssss
Oscelot: Oh boy
grander_pastures: Just fucking straight into the scene???? OH NO
duncanfth: lets do this
 theevermist: RIP Silas
  unarmedoracle: Look, I think that I get an idea this good once, maybe twice a day, tops.
Oscelot: Everybody buckle in
 JacobBurgessVO: @SmithKurosaki I WATCHED the show for research for this.
ghyllnox: "We're going to pause this so Silas can try to kill the closest thing he's met to a god"
  SmithKurosaki: @JacobBurgessVO NICE
  LunarJade: I think it would be great if I could get Jessica to rope in a bunch of other kindred to watch Gilmore Girls
grander_pastures: Borger Myster
SaxPython: We're observing the Pleaidies
nekobun: locks the target, spreads the net
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO An excellent dedication to the bit
josh___something: Based on THAT character choice, I think Oliver's gonna like gilmore girls.
 definenull: i wonder if marge would like gilmore girls
 DirectorStephanie: @jacobburgessvo a true professional
Andrew Vance: '
OVERKiLL!: 🥜 very well 🥜
OVERKiLL!: 💯 Batman Whammies 👌
blackcoat: "I assumed" is *way* better than "very well"
 amative1: No.
  s1ck1y: @LunarJade where she leads, they will follow
  SmithKurosaki: @JacobBurgessVO Indeed, Well done
 Laurence72: T-Buck, of Clan Gilmore.
 Jakelope13: Anyone wanna lay odds on whether the plan doesn't work at all, the plan backfires (someone dies), or the plan backfires (the telescope explodes)?
 ArdCollider: @Laurence72 house and clan Gilmore, thank you
 DiscordianTokkan: D'aww
Oscelot: Kitties!
grander_pastures: @jakelope13 I guess that the cats won't see their own again
Lysander_salamander: little scrunglies
 DiscordianTokkan: The Scrungliest guys
 JacobBurgessVO: I didn't watch ALL of the show, but I did do my research because I'm an idiot.
grander_pastures: Teh mange
Oscelot: oh no mange ;_;
 TheDevil_Risen: aww poor kittens!
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO ngl that's kind of a mood
Jayrod1220: Do NOT introduce Oliver to the cats!
 TheDevil_Risen: @LunarJade that would be amazing haha
SaxPython: Silas studied the Blade
 cyclopsboi: the gilmore clan compulsion is just to start talking to each other exceptionally fast
  LunarJade: I rewatched the first three seasons of Gilmore Girls for this… and definitely as not part of my regular rewatch.
  corianderd: @JacobBurgessVO I read papers about sunspots
 definenull: this is xcom probability right?
grander_pastures: Let's capture and roast a PIRE
 DeM0nFiRe: 
DaxStrife: Mary just appears on the Moon.
  Sarah_Serinde: But he hasn't told anyone about it, so if it doesn't do anything, no one will know
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH!
 ckupf: please give us all the messy crits
Oscelot: @corianderd Ooooh
Lysander_salamander: 
  Sarah_Serinde: And Cori went to the same place I was going 
 Laurence72: it's 50/50. It will either work, or it won't
 Strebenherz: Cast imprisoned in the moon on Mary
  TheGreenMonster450: messy crits ! messy crits !
grander_pastures: Silas is absolutely fair for saying "God this is stupid, imma not tell everyone"
 Jakelope13: Oh god, can't wait for Jordan to do something Oliver would do >:3
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
Lysander_salamander: 
 JacobBurgessVO: @corianderd Fuck yeah
 TheDevil_Risen: ohh Juggs
 JacobBurgessVO: Hell yeah Cori!
 Nigouki: Just gonna add a demon the chantry as a final bit of decor
 JacobBurgessVO: Cori's face!
 RurouniGeo: Juggernaut noted Hero of LoL 
 niccus: hey what up, doing something stupid tonight, you know where my living will is
  LunarJade: so who thinks Silas lives this episode?
 TheDevil_Risen: the tea is VERY important
grander_pastures: What's that KSBD line? Ignorance is knowledge?
  corianderd: @JacobBurgessVO that's just how it do
duncanfth: lol
Oscelot: Now to see how to make a circle wide enough to surround the telescope
 TheDevil_Risen: @LunarJade Prediction Time haha
Oscelot: rofl augh Lipton
 DiscordianTokkan: Ah! So it tastes like normal Lipton
  Sarah_Serinde: I think Silas lives but he's not gonna be happy about how this went
 Jakelope13: I'm getting a distinct "I'm gonna slow roll this out in case you, the Storyteller, wants to tell me this would be a terrible idea" vibe from Silas right now
 definenull: so this is how silas goes out huh, drunking lipton
grander_pastures: Only in ignorance can we achieve the greatest things we cannot imagine
Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde Especially if it works
Ignatiuspants: I wonder what character Cam will be playing next episode...
 singinnonsense: Silas goes total Oliver
josh___something: This is gonna be a wonderful character defining scene for silas.
grander_pastures: OH NO
Oscelot: oh boy
 Nigouki: Mary is with him, he's not alone
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 JacobBurgessVO: @grander_pastures The Tremere tagline.
Lysander_salamander: Unless he asks Oliver to hang out...
Oscelot: @grander_pastures I kind of love that
 neisan2112: The only person he could even possibly work with is Oliver, and I don't think Silas would think that would be a good ide.
grander_pastures: God I love Mage Vampires
 definenull: oh i felt that inhale
 azureHaights: This Is Something I Have To Do Myself (tm) (R) (C)
Oscelot: Hooboy
grander_pastures: BISCUIT RISKED
 NotCainNorAbel:  
DaxStrife: "Oh."
ghyllnox: He's going to burn an eye out huh
wildpeaks: oh boy 
 Laurence72: I LOVE Jacob's faces!
  LunarJade: don’t need to bring your own fire if you’ve got the sun on your side
 DirectorStephanie:    
 SnackPak_: how exciting
Oscelot: @ghyllnox more 'n that
 MacbethSeemsSus: *Flared nostrils*
grander_pastures: We are going to SPITE SOMETHING
 DiscordianTokkan: And the giant death laser comes out of the telescope lens
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
 definenull: jacob wasn't lying, silas is / will be on fire
Oscelot: Ah yes, Louisoix
 EricTheOrange: If Silas or Mary dies here it will be SO funny
 ckupf: Dave and Busters Tzimice is seeming more likely by the minute
 TheDevil_Risen: Nailed that Adam 
super_ashura: I need a supercut of Jacob's facial expressions from the whole trilogy after all this is done.
 Nigouki: Silas burning out the sensors on the scope
 calculated_uncertainties: eh, a telescope like this surely has a computer display, right?
 Gekyouryuu: I see that meme all the time because another stream I watch uses it as a 7tv emote for minor spelling mistakes
Oscelot: The entire ceiling has to be open for this thing to work
Zachary Barbanell: Is the stream still live? I'm catching up but almost live
 Sarah: yes it's still going
OVERKiLL!: still live yes
Zachary Barbanell: thanks
Andrew Vance: it is still live. I would guess maybe half way through the episode
 Sarah: Silas is about to make some poor choices
 amative1: Still going. Silas is about to do something either really GOOD or really BAD
 Sarah: It could be more than halfway through, we've had episodes around 2 hours before
SaxPython: The sun is a Deadly Laser
 Laurence72: I am hoping for some Messy Crits in this encounter
 definenull: its the caffeine in the tea
 PharaohBender27 rolls a 3 on returning from dinner. He trips on a chair leg and yells "OW!," grabbing everyone's attention. He is embarrassed.
nekobun: Silas LOCKS IN
 wedge_x: greasy solar atoms
grander_pastures: Jacob, your acting chops are out and flaring, brilliant
Oscelot: What a gamer
 Sheikun07: I'm so excited
 terribleplan: Make mistakes, get messy
 HorusFive: I'll know and that's what's important- the Tremere motto
 JacobBurgessVO: @grander_pastures  
Oscelot: the best way to learn is to make mistakes, 100%
 PharaohBender27: Wait, did I make it back in time for Silas' plan!?
 cyclopsboi: the difference between science and screwing around, is writing it down
josh___something: How close can silas get to the demon core
 corpocracy: He's not a scientist, but he's watched one on TV
 niccus: just grip that screwdriver tight
  Sarah_Serinde: @PharaohBender27 You did!
 azureHaights: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. But they are prizes.
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grander_pastures: Silas is also wrapping himself in so many layers of irony that it's almost tooooo ironic, I love it Cam
coriolis_storm: @jakelope13 I would say no, because it is entirely science-based. There is no mythological link to the real sun
Gadora: This is amazing.
 definenull: this is insanity
 Fruan: I love this. This is terrible.
Oscelot: @definenull yeeeah
grander_pastures: MORE
Lysander_salamander: oh boy
 PharaohBender27: 
Buxx345: HA
 Nigouki: ghosts? fuck 'em!
Ignatiuspants: ooooooh...
wildpeaks: ohno
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 definenull: this poor poor pretty vamp
ghyllnox: Lmao
Oscelot: It IS pretty ingenious
josh___something: "I'm a genius"
grander_pastures: THATS THE LINE FROM THE TRAILER
josh___something: "oh no"
Lysander_salamander: uh oh
 Nigouki: ah fuck
 DeM0nFiRe: oooo
 TheDevil_Risen: oh my
Oscelot: Oh geez, THAT Mary
 WiJohn: Uh oh
 ArdCollider: bloody "mr. morden" mary
 Strebenherz: Oh
grander_pastures: OH NO
 TheDevil_Risen:   
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grander_pastures: THATS AN OLD OLD MARY
oberon939: No!!!!
Oscelot: a very old Mary indeed
oberon939: The sun Silas!!!
oberon939: The sun!!!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrunchyAggressivePlumageCmonBruh-ukWpK-XhiqwnGLvs
Ignatiuspants: oh dear
coriolis_storm: @ardcollider Oooh, that’s just a nice B5 reference 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 HorusFive: There used to be Tremere that sought Freedom from the Chains that Bind Cainites
 EricTheOrange: a lot of the antideluvians are bronze age old.  Though I don't think bloody mary is a 3rd generation
Oscelot: "Castle of Stone and Stars" is an amazing book title
 cyclopsboi: "castle of stone and stars" is a great line
Oscelot: @EricTheOrange Could be if Diablerie
grander_pastures: Sunlight?
SaxPython: Silas is now a Phyrexian
nekobun: nickelodeon gak
Andrew Vance: ooh, I wonder what Cam's new character will be
 amative1: 🤣
blackcoat: Every time that Jacob has to stop and take a breath.
Jasper: Aliens
Jasper: :body-blue-raised-arms:
OVERKiLL!: :hand-orange-covering-eyes:
 Julian_Rogue: @nekobun THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKIN GREAT
grander_pastures: Because you're You
 Jakelope13: Now THAT is a Faustian Bargain!!
ghyllnox: "I suggest you build faster" damn
 definenull: this is intense in the best way possible
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO Hot damn, blowing the lid off this performance
 EricTheOrange: @Oscelot I think the only diablerist clan sire is the tremere one, if someone else did I think people would know
Oscelot: You and Cam both
Oscelot: Hot damn this is so well done
 PharaohBender27: Welp
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh how kind
grander_pastures: The Mary
 SnackPak_: oooo
SaxPython:   
SetraLynn: This scene. 
josh___something: OH piss
 DirectorStephanie: oh hold on. Jacob. This is THE Virgin Mary???
cavvdor: Goddamn
Oscelot: @EricTheOrange fair enough
nekobun: @DirectorStephanie Mary Magadalene I think
Oscelot: Gah, why did it have to lose connection THERE?!
grander_pastures: Either that or Mary Mag
ihlendrax: Ack! bad time for my app to crash.
 Arclight_Dynamo: @DirectorStephanie No. The other Mary.
 DirectorStephanie: @nekobun ohhhh. The Other “The” Mary.
 PharaohBender27: @DirectorStephanie Yeah, the footwashing implies Magdelene
 theevermist: I really wish this wasn't the last season
 singinnonsense: yeah she's the one that bathed the feet
nekobun: Yeah, big mama Jesus wasn't as known for footwashing iirc
 definenull: time for tonal whiplash!
 gualdhar: yeah I'd love to know when Mary turned evil, this is some occult shit
grander_pastures: Oh right.... THIS
 WiJohn: Last session even
 DirectorStephanie: this can’t be the last season  
 gualdhar: @gualdhar (affectionate)
oberon939: Oh this man COOKED
SaxPython: Everyone Cooked this episode
grander_pastures: *cooks own food* *forgets to leave out garlic*
  SmithKurosaki: @DirectorStephanie I looked at the schedule, theres a few weeks more 
Oscelot: @unarmedoracle I have to say, every time you sink yourteeth into a scene it's an amazing thing to watch
 Sheikun07: @gualdhar Evil's a *strong* word.
 cyclopsboi: that was an excellent scene
 PharaohBender27: @DirectorStephanie We don't know how many episodes, though. I trust that we will have a conclusion that is, in *some* manner, satisfying.
grander_pastures: Cam that was a brilliant scene
ghyllnox: 
 DirectorStephanie: @gualdhar Considering what happened to her friend JC, I can see how it could happen
 ContingentCat: Oliver means everything he says lol\
josh___something: 
SaxPython:   
Oscelot: *snerk*
wildpeaks: daang
 Nigouki: She's a flammable egg
 HorusFive: Oliver Thicc
Oscelot: Oliver: briccc thiccc
 DirectorStephanie: @pharaohbender27 I meant Season not session. Still. 
nekobun: Oliver visiting Monica's several more times to get the rest of the sweet flatware set
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
LidofLoathing: Oliver is continually a delight
 PharaohBender27: @DirectorStephanie So did I.
grander_pastures: Just that noise like creaking wood, great
 DirectorStephanie: @pharaohbender27 
josh___something: Adam is piloting oliver the best way
  SmithKurosaki: 100%
 DirectorStephanie: …they’re “new”
grander_pastures: Another cousin
Oscelot: Yay! More cousin time
nekobun: COUSIN
Oscelot: Oh wait not the one I thought
Lysander_salamander: cousin?
 DirectorStephanie: A new cousin!
 ContingentCat: vampire 101 class lol
 Jakelope13: Ooooh, Oliver is about to attend Vampire School!
Efhan: Upside of this being the last season: The story will be resolved, and we probably won't be left on a cliffhanger
super_ashura: "Maybe you are cut out for this life" had me cackling.
 HorusFive: Please let Grace be one of the weird Hacate varients
 terribleplan: Oh man, I am so here for this
 KaleidoscopeMind: uh
SaxPython: Yo is this a blind date
 DirectorStephanie: Awwwww lil’ babby vamp
 PharaohBender27: @DirectorStephanie My feeling is, all stories should have an end, and better that we see an intending ending instead of something just being cut off or keeping on until it becomes a sort of zombified version of itself
Lysander_salamander: 
 ContingentCat: 
Lysander_salamander: yayyyyyyy
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 itira:  oh my
SaxPython: Hmmmmmm
 PharaohBender27: 
 Gekyouryuu: hah!
DaxStrife: Pfffffffffffft
 DirectorStephanie: @pharaohbender27 I hear ya. Still.
SaxPython: #ItsATrap
Oscelot: *snerk*
 ContingentCat: For once lol
 Laurence72: 
Jasper: A Castle of Stone and Stars sounds like a good book series
 SmithKurosaki: Indeed
SirGeoGio13: what the fell
SirGeoGio13: God that was a brilliant scene
blackcoat: They're both good at that whole acting thing.
Zachary Butler: ooo, an hour in. TO THE VOD!
Zachary Butler: i take it from chat some shit's going down an hour from now lol
josh___something: I'm dying
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: Haha
  corianderd: I love her
 definenull: TMI?
 Nigouki: "we did a murder"
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oliver! No!
 corpocracy: uhhhhhhh
 neisan2112: Uhhhh h Oliver plz
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver's just spilling all kinds of juicy info huh
Oscelot: Yeeeah
 ContingentCat: uhhh I Oliver supposed to be talking about that?
josh___something: Oliver is just out here spilling the TEA
grander_pastures: Noooope
Oscelot: @ContingentCat Almost certainly not
nekobun: @ContingentCat he absolutely is not
 DiscordianTokkan: "Should I talk into Mike?"
Oscelot: I love Monica lol
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
 PharaohBender27: 
josh___something: 
 Nigouki: Oliver spilling all the BEST details
 MacbethSeemsSus: You don't have a ghost basement?
 Jakelope13: Oh god, Grace is newer than Oliver!!
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
Oscelot: I fucking love deboblerized
 Sheikun07: Deboglerized!
 SnackPak_: GG Oliver
 korvys: Debogglerized?
Lysander_salamander: which family member did that finger come from?
 TheDevil_Risen: DeBoglerised.
 EricTheOrange: degoblerized
 Laurence72: I am slapping the table I am laughing so hard.
grander_pastures: She's bracing for SOMETHING
 DiscordianTokkan: It WAS in a bog, so..
 Sheikun07: I love everyone's character so much
 ArdCollider: debaclerized kinda sums it up
SaxPython: Monica has East coast energy
 JacobBurgessVO: @Lysander_salamander Self indulgently, it's in Cults of the Blood Gods
 DeM0nFiRe: PLEASE it is SO IMPORTANT do not try t deboglerize one your own. Talk to your doctor
Lysander_salamander: 
 goombalax: is he going to put the silver fork in his mouth
 JacobBurgessVO: @Lysander_salamander You'll find your answer in da book.
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO I'm so happy I got a hold of a copy recently. Haven't had a chance to read it yet though alas
Lysander_salamander: nice
grander_pastures: Changed to another ghost oh noooo
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 HorusFive: 
 ckupf: Grace!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Jakelope13: Okay, I am now aware I need to watch the part of the stream I missed
 EricTheOrange: I love her
Oscelot: *snerk* Kindred pub trivia
josh___something: Grace, bless you.
SaxPython: Is Ollie a Hufflepuff
 Laurence72: Is Grace going to out-Oliver Oliver?
grander_pastures: Monica is definitely know using a baby ghost
 ckupf: @SaxPython Caitiff, so canonically yes?
SaxPython: 
 goombalax: There was a humble bundle last month that had a whole bunch of the books in pdf and Rivals with 2 expansions, they just came in today
 HorusFive: If you don't trust anyone- you can still trust the Giovanni will take a deal
Oscelot: @HorusFive accurate
grander_pastures: @goombalax I bought that, it's siiiick
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UglyFamousWalletCoolStoryBro-nsPvrT1ZdOZrQqWo
Oscelot: @goombalax I got mine right before desert bus. Excited to play it
 definenull: uh oh
 DiscordianTokkan: oooooooOOOOOH
Oscelot: He learns!
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: ooh
grander_pastures: Oh nooooo
 DiscordianTokkan: TeeeeeOLLIE
 definenull: HA
 PharaohBender27: I . . . have concerns
grander_pastures: Getting one foot into the door
 Laurence72: Oliver's eyes!!
nekobun: now SHE'S gonna do the cougar thing
josh___something: "blood bond" Oliver:👀
 fracassio: Oliver gonna get cougar'ed
nekobun: but not
nekobun: only 1/3 cougar'd
 Brozard: Oliver becomes Olivier
Oscelot: Yeah, you have to have a nibble in order to learn a discipline
 HorusFive: [He was not over-reacting]
PharaohBender27: Oh this episode has already has some choice scenes
shaden489: I feel like Oliver is gonna give away some vital information lol
blackcoat: he absolutely already has.
 HorusFive: Because you're all blood sucking monsters
 Spacepup: In fact this is the most correct reaction Oliver has had in a while.
grander_pastures: Oh, my poor Oliver....
Oscelot: I want to give Oliver the biggest hugs
 korvys: Does WoD have a like... rewrite of the legend of the tower of babel?
 fracassio: oooooooohhh
 HorusFive: I want to wrap Oliver up and protect him
 Jobot180: Jacob's Mastery of running a game is very evident in this scene. Perfectly working with Adam's play style here in adding Grace to work off of and having Monica be in a teacher role. This should be an example in a GM class.
 Julian_Rogue: OH SHIT
 ArdCollider: god I love Monica sometimes
 JacobBurgessVO: @korvys YUP!
KeytarCat: But now I'm going to be sad *forever*
 niccus: oh.
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH!
 gualdhar: whelp
 Julian_Rogue: Everybody wants freedom
Efhan: Oliver is going to be in a cougar sandwich (in the blood bond sense)
 definenull: there's that word again, "Freedom"
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: OHn
 DiscordianTokkan: "This isn't a trick. It IS a powerplay true"
 Jakelope13: Alrighty, that's kinda fair
Gadora: Ooh...
nekobun: monica sugar-mama-ing half the coterie already
nekobun: if he accepts
 goombalax: I Drink His Milkshake!
Oscelot: I appreciate how up front Monica is
grander_pastures: We're striking the deals, but at LEAST she's honest about it
 Laurence72: Quinn is going to lose his mind BIG TIME
 Julian_Rogue: @nekobun Monica Splenda moma
 TheDevil_Risen: Quin's going to be pissed!
ghyllnox: "Do you want freedom? Give me power over you"
Oscelot: @Laurence72 oh yeah
 ContingentCat: Quinn is not going to be happy about this
 Arclight_Dynamo: Being straightforward goes a long way.
 EricTheOrange: It's arguable that Oliver is an asset
Lysander_salamander: does that mean he's no longer in the coterie?
 HorusFive: You can write it off- it's for work
Oscelot: I don't know if he WANTS to know...
 Jakelope13: Hooo-BOY Oliver is gonna get a very, VERY loud visit from the Sheriff in about a day or so
 Sheikun07: Oh that's a GOOD reply
 Nigouki: hehehe
Oscelot: lol Grace
  Sarah_Serinde: aw buddy
 korvys: I *love* this
josh___something: I LOVE Grace's addition to this scene
 ArdCollider: Grace is at the bottom of this stack ranking and not even in a hot way. damn.
 definenull: yeah everybody is having a not-good day
 EricTheOrange: HEY! be nice to grace, monica.
 WiJohn: Gravedigging's good work, even if it is reversed
 PharaohBender27: Oliver nnnoooooo (I feel this will end badly for him)
grander_pastures: No good very bad day
Oscelot: Awwwww
 TheDevil_Risen: the timings on the Grace interruptions @JacobBurgessVO *Chefs Kiss*
 ContingentCat: Awwww
nekobun: I dunno in some ways I feel like Quinn might be like "Well, not my Oliver, not my problem" aside from the blow to his pride
Lysander_salamander: yay
 TheDevil_Risen: also, poor Oliver
 HorusFive: Aw man, I just want Oliver to meet a real screaming-man Pander
 Mathonwy: Uncle Giovanni? Hehehe
 ContingentCat: Fun
 Gekyouryuu: 
Oscelot: A.Mazing.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SnackPak_:  fire
Gadora: Holy shit.
 Laurence72: I feel like Grace is here as an inticement for Oliver, but it is missing big time
nekobun: i like her
SaxPython:   
 korvys: Is the necklace bone his thumb? Cause that would be funny
Oscelot: Hell yeah Monica
 DiscordianTokkan: BUS yeah, Jacob.
 EricTheOrange: @PharaohBender27 honestly I feel like oliver would be happier with monica than quinn
josh___something: Oh, this is...
grander_pastures: Ooooo, Giovanni Giovanni
josh___something: I love this so much
 goombalax: yes this is good
grander_pastures: THE OTHER LINE FROM THE TRAILER
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: How do you send a vampire's head to their sire? It tends to be a bit dusty afterwards.
cavvdor: Giovanni are gonna Giovanni
 Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO idk if thats a you line or you got it somewhere else, but i'm putting that quote in my book of quotes. The "The asker bears the answer" or what the quote is. I'll watch the vod but I tip my hat
 DiscordianTokkan: PFFFT
 Sheikun07: The immediate "you can't move in" is so good
 ArdCollider: doesn't matter how nice the drain room is, Mr. Tyndall!
SetraLynn: Monica is my favorite.
 PharaohBender27: @EricTheOrange Possibly. I still have a baaad feeling about this
phoenixfeather14: @korvys probably, would make sense
 Jakelope13: Hit that nail RIGHT BEFORE Oliver was gonna ask
nekobun: she's just not a cat person
Efhan: This feels like it will either be really good or really bad for Oliver, and no way to tell which right now
 WiJohn: This is so fang good
Lysander_salamander: the vampire gold rush
 Brozard: 100% true
 EricTheOrange: @PharaohBender27 oh monica is definatly gonna use Oliver but so would Quinn.  I don't think theirs a faction that wouldn't
 JacobBurgessVO: @Julian_Rogue It came from an old mentor of mine.
 Cptasparagus: the power top, not the power bottom
  Sarah_Serinde: 
grander_pastures: It's clicked
Simbionis: poor Grace
 EricTheOrange: HEY! be nice to grace
 Spacepup: Oliver is adding 2 + 2 and needs ABSOLUTE concentration.
 JacobBurgessVO: @Dread_Pirate_Westley The Giovanni have ways, and it depends on the age.
 definenull: again, ohno
josh___something: Again, Grace is a lovely addition to this scene.
 definenull: here comes the heel turn
Oscelot: Hot damn
grander_pastures: You gotta be honest with yourself Bud
oberon939: Ohhhhhhhhh
 DiscordianTokkan: ooOOOOOOH
Oscelot: Oh wow
  Sarah_Serinde: I don't know that *all* of this is good for Oliver but some of it probably was
 TheDevil_Risen: ooooo Oliver is getting Scrubbed!
 DiscordianTokkan: Erased Merit/Flaw
grander_pastures: Blue blood
 cyclopsboi: nooo  my canadian tire
nekobun: oh no, he's gonna lose his ShopTalk phpbb login
 azureHaights: Agent O
 Laurence72: Oh man, Oliver motivated? This will be very interesting!
 HorusFive: Ah- Oliver is going to have to die now.
 goombalax: Call him Agent O
 Julian_Rogue: agent T or agent O. in the men in black
Simbionis: Ho boy
 Strebenherz: Oh damn
 PharaohBender27: @nekobun 
Lysander_salamander: aw
 MacbethSeemsSus: Noooo his Canadian Tire membership!
grander_pastures: Allllll the time
 EricTheOrange: I love you grace, your great
Oscelot: Bless Grace
 Brozard: Like A Kindred Gaiden: The Fangster Who Erased His Name
 Julian_Rogue: @MacbethSeemsSus OH NO YOU"RE RIGHT
 ContingentCat: Steep learning curve
 TheDevil_Risen: his COSTCO card!
 definenull: well he does now
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Master_Gunner: Sometimes you learn best by teaching
OVERKiLL!: 🪤
Andrew Vance: man, Adam is killing this
shaden489: poor grace
Jasper: Oooh
Jasper: Love this
SirGeoGio13: Adam and Jacob have the best chemistry in character.
Eepy Alice: damn i like monika
Andrew Vance: Monika kicks ass
OVERKiLL!: 🩸🔥
blackcoat: Monika is great.
shaden489: hot dam no wonder Jessica is so into her
 Laurence72: Wait, is Grace the unseen power behind the visible power of Monica??
Oscelot: @Julian_Rogue Good thing he already spent all his canadian tire bux
josh___something: NO, his COSTCO membership D:
 Pinwiz11: Welcome to CostCo, Oliver Fakename!
SaxPython: Ok who else wants a Jess, Monica, Ollie, Grace double date
Simbionis: @TheDevil_Risen OH FUCK
 WiJohn: Oliver is mentor now!
 goombalax: Gamerscore, gone
 saucemaster5000: oh FUCK the COSTCO CARD!!!!
 korvys: Teaching is a wonderful way to learn
  Sarah_Serinde: Honestly teaching it to someone else will probably help Oliver learn it too
Oscelot: I will bet you that Oliver learns by teaching
 RurouniGeo: Oliver is no longer a Costco Boy
 theevermist: Teacher time!
 definenull: that's even worse!
 HorusFive: Oh no- Oliver found somebody he can explain things to.  The cycle turns once more
 Julian_Rogue: the rest of the evening is just an apendix of terms
 DiscordianTokkan: And since Oliver Taught it, He'll KNOW it, in his bones
 PharaohBender27: @josh___something Hopefully Monica provides a new Coscto card
 cyclopsboi: oliver gets to be a teacher again!
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure Oliver can get a new Costco card 
cavvdor: Here we go
 azureHaights: @pinwiz11 it's pronounced faKENNamy
 EricTheOrange: @JacobBurgessVO I know the older the vampire the more set in their ways they get, do old giovanni still use technology?
 HorusFive: @EricTheOrange They often "Have people" for that
 definenull: OH NO
 DeM0nFiRe: Why does that not sound like good news
grander_pastures: There's a Reckoning coming
Oscelot: oh this is poor news
  Sarah_Serinde: The prince you say
 korvys: The prince? He's back?
  Sarah_Serinde: hah
Lysander_salamander: ah
iarethel0ser: "Good news everyone" kind of good news.
 groulux: prince regent
 JacobBurgessVO: @EricTheOrange Usually through Ghouls and family members. Sometimes they embrace the younge to "keep up"
  TheGreenMonster450: p-regent
grander_pastures: OHHH
Oscelot: Oh they're going to have to murder some unruly primogens...
Ignatiuspants: The way Jacob pulls awesome plot changes out of the ideas Cam and Adam came up with ... it's amazing!
nekobun: oh yeah i forgot about the beckoning
 Julian_Rogue: Vampcon!
Oscelot: They got a signal from the mothership 
 DiscordianTokkan: To never return, probably, to get et. Allegedly
 Pinwiz11: They had to go now, their Grandmothers were in fire.
nekobun: god forbid an elder have hobbies
SaxPython: #YesACult
 Brozard: It's never too late to start something new
 Julian_Rogue: It's a nokia ringtone in your brain
  LunarJade: turns out the beckoning is just the higher generation just wanting 20 minutes alone
 definenull: spoilers(?): its ghosts
 Pinwiz11: They're at the the longest LARP session ever
 JacobBurgessVO: @LunarJade Ha!
 Vilun: are the Sabbat right?
Oscelot: The beckoning is imo them getting called to be feasted on, so I'd be happy to not be Beckoned XP
 cyclopsboi: the vengabus came for the elders
 Julian_Rogue: all pauper no prince
 EricTheOrange: all my VtM knowledge come from first edition books I read in the 90's so stuff in this version may be diferent
DaxStrife: Price "Hello I Must Be Going."
nekobun: @EricTheOrange Things have evolved quite a bit.
Oscelot: @EricTheOrange A lot has changed since then
 EricTheOrange: Like in first edition I don't think anarchs were a thing
 WiJohn: How's that knife feel in your hand now Oliver?
Efhan: Monica's message might sink in more now
phoenixfeather14: not anymore anyway
 korvys: Does Quinn not know about Oliver... defecting?
Oscelot: He especially isn't now that he's undead!
 PharaohBender27: 
Lysander_salamander: I like to imagine that Gahenna and the Beckoning is like the ending section of the movie Life Force
 DeM0nFiRe: Haha
 DiscordianTokkan: "Not a shittin' kinda guy"
 Jakelope13: Awww, poor Oliver seems a little conflicted!
Oscelot: Rofl Chancey XD
 HorusFive: How does he keep DOING THAT 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 terribleplan: Clan Destine?
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
 KaleidoscopeMind: clan destine
SirGeoGio13: I enjoy the fact that his main concern is staying "Oliver"
blackcoat: I mean, he knows that he wouldn't be able to use a cover name.
SirGeoGio13: I do kind of want to see Oliver teach Grace
 cyclopsboi: somebody put a bell on him or something
Oscelot: *wheeze*
Lysander_salamander: going to do something sneaky later, everyone!
 ContingentCat:  lots of capital letters
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Jakelope13: "I don't want to ask you here" he says while Seated At The Bar With the Archon and His Coterie!
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver
Oscelot: @cyclopsboi I can only imagine Knives trying...
 definenull: OLIVER
Lysander_salamander: 
SaxPython: 
 Laurence72: LOLOL!!
 fracassio: lol
 DiscordianTokkan: "We're having a Sidebar, JEEEEZ"
  Sarah_Serinde: *wheezes*
nekobun: Chancy heard you miss every shot you don't take and got himself a minigun
 definenull: "highly encouraged"
 EricTheOrange: chauncy likes the .... carnal.... pleasures
Oscelot: It's like when your boss gives you an invitation
 JacobBurgessVO: @EricTheOrange pleaszures
 BusTed: 
 Nigouki: put on your canadian tux
 HorusFive: Elder Vamps notoriously very good senses of humor
nekobun: a different hot tory dilemma
 ContingentCat: uhhhhhh lol
 Laurence72: Jessica leaves, and her sire arrives right after she leaves
 PharaohBender27: Well, Oliver can't fulfill that . . .
 definenull: you can literally see the power balances at play 
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 I mean he has a habit of finding things out
 Arclight_Dynamo: This thing ends with Oliver killing Knives, huh?
 Jakelope13: "Set you up for life" Wait, are we talking 'Human' life? Or 'Immortal' Life?
Lysander_salamander: oh no
Oscelot: Oh gods
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: there it is 
 SnackPak_: 
 gibbousm: oh n o
 Strebenherz: Oml
josh___something: FUCK
grander_pastures: HERR WE GO
SaxPython: Timmy!
 ContingentCat: oh noo
 EricTheOrange: oh dear
 spethycakes: well, this is happening
nekobun: ENTER THE BUGNUTZ
  LunarJade: TPK TPK TPK
Oscelot: The perfect worst time
cavvdor: Goddd this chronicle
  Sarah_Serinde: Heather 
 Strebenherz:    
cavvdor: Here we go
Oscelot: @LunarJade yeah no that's fair
  Juliamon: Only the grandest of entrances for Tripothy
 terribleplan: And then the cliffhanger?
  LunarJade: I absolutely die here
 Sheikun07: Jessica is like "oh god it's my dad"
DaxStrife: Getting some real "David Bowie entourage" vibes.
SaxPython: OooOOOoooh formal
 Pinwiz11: Ah, Poland's Eurovision entry arriced!
grander_pastures: KING AND QUEEN BABY
 WiJohn: Horsemans!
  Sarah_Serinde: @LunarJade Is this what Jessica is hoping for so she doesn't have to endure this?
 cyclopsboi: what an entrance
 SnackPak_: so very extra
Oscelot: @LunarJade I'll remember you o7
cavvdor: He's activated all kinds of Awe
 TheDevil_Risen: man, that's a sick ascetic 
 HorusFive: No.  Well Yes
 RurouniGeo: Everyone dies of embarrassment TPK  
  LunarJade: look there’s all kinds of way to die
 EricTheOrange: I wanna see masque and tripathy do an extra off
 DiscordianTokkan: LOL
 spethycakes: the TPK we were all promised has arrived in an unexpected way
Lysander_salamander: I wonder if it's possible for a Malkavian to dementation his way into becoming a Toreador primogen?
 Julian_Rogue: @EricTheOrange I'd almost pay good money for that
nekobun: learning Obfuscate as quickly as possible
 A_Dub888: Jessica's embarrassing vampire parent is here
Oscelot: *cackles*
 TheDevil_Risen: **aesthetic
 TheDevil_Risen: dam my auto correct today
grander_pastures: Aww, Ollie, trying to go up against Vamp Dad
 SnackPak_: uh oh
cavvdor: lmao
 Nigouki: Tune in next week for Jessica's Hot Sire!
Ignatiuspants: a king and queen! I called the gender thing!
cavvdor: That's the Toreador charm
Master_Gunner: what would be a messy crit on this be like?
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 ContingentCat: special feelings~
NimrodXIV: ~feelings~
 TheDevil_Risen: oh my
 Strebenherz: Feelings
 SnackPak_: rip Silas
ghyllnox: About to be another kind of club
grander_pastures: Here we gooood
  LunarJade: busy having feelings
 terribleplan: Ooh, bond resistance?
Lysander_salamander: oh boy
 EricTheOrange: oh dear
  Juliamon: UH OH
 PharaohBender27: Welp
  Sarah_Serinde: ooh 
 RurouniGeo: what theee
cavvdor: Oliver's just the only one standing there like "what"
 BusTed: love it
Oscelot: Oh dear gods
 amative1: Clan Destine
Andrew Vance: Clan Destine
SirGeoGio13: Clan Destine
shaden489: looool Oliver is the best character
brian cross: Clan Destine
Jasper: Destine’s Child
blackcoat: Oh, I love Chancy
 amative1: @Jasper nonono, Destine's Childe
OVERKiLL!: ♟️👑
 Strebenherz: Oh my God knives
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Julian_Rogue: Knives out!
 definenull: 50% of the crowd is going AWOOGA
 EricTheOrange: I didn't know knives was into that
 Strebenherz: Knives getting the knife
grander_pastures: Knives is gonna take Jo away if they can't pounce on Trip first
 Julian_Rogue: Recrod scratch
Oscelot: It's been EMPd with lust
nekobun: Tom Jones - Love Bomb
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 Pinwiz11: Record scratch... I bet you were wondering how my sexuality expanded
 TheDevil_Risen: 
Oscelot: rofl @Pinwiz11
Lysander_salamander: Boat!
  LunarJade: at least he didn’t have to take the bus
 A_Dub888: !findquote boat
  LRRbot: Quote #4957: "'Is there anything heavy and not nailed down in the boat?' 'I mean, there's all of you.'" —Alex and Kathleen [2018-05-07]
 ContingentCat: oh no a boat!
 DiscordianTokkan: B o a t
 Vilun: Oliver is absolutely crushing it this season
 PharaohBender27: @LunarJade 
ghyllnox: Everyone's suddenly wondering why they've got a new attraction towards people who hate boats
 definenull: here comes the messy crit~
 saucemaster5000: I wonder if he played magic on the ferry
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Master_Gunner: Combat! Jordan knows this!
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 A_Dub888: do they get to hit people with tweets?
 MaddestScientist: years of academy training
grander_pastures: YOOO SOCIAL COMBAT
 mercano82: Social Kombat!
  MrPhlip: social combat him right in the balls
 groulux: Lets Etiquette this Turkey!!
 WiJohn: Jo is the most competent person in any given room
nekobun: getting some really weird feelings hearing about naval disasters from here on out
 korvys: "A pleasure to meet me" 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
  LunarJade: noooo… Jo… leave me alone…
cavvdor: I love Tripothy's hand-talking
 HorusFive: "where I am IS the VIP section"
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 A_Dub888: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Oscelot: *offers @LunarJade a blanket to hide under*
 JacobBurgessVO: Hahahahahaha!
Lysander_salamander: 
josh___something: XD
 saucemaster5000: lmaoooo
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 JacobBurgessVO: Perfection
  s1ck1y: fuckin' cam
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 Pinwiz11: Spotlights fire
Oscelot: *falls over laughing*
grander_pastures: Cam is channeling Big hipster Energy
nekobun: little dotted lines extend from tripothy's eyes
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 WiJohn: Jacob, I am surprised you didn't get a tummy ache from all that scenery you were chewing
grander_pastures: Jukebox got too horny to work
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: oh my 
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHA
 saucemaster5000: Quinn meet bus
Oscelot: Oh no
josh___something: OH BOY
 Pinwiz11: rip Quinn
 definenull: wow throwing quinn under the bus zero hesitation
Oscelot: Quinn is about to get ded
  Sarah_Serinde: hahaha
 korvys: Just pitch Quinn straight under the bus, lol
nekobun: quinn, meet the underside of this bus
 DiscordianTokkan: Quinn IMMEDIATELY under the bus
grander_pastures: WRONG WORD
 ContingentCat: "camping"
 Jakelope13: Quinn is now feeling threatened, and does NOT KNOW WHY
ghyllnox: And Quinn is RIGHT under the bus
 HorusFive: HE SENT YOU WHERE!!!!
 BusTed: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: Camping!?
grander_pastures: OH NOO
oberon939: How's it feel under the bus there Quinn??
DaxStrife: "Night? In the WOODS?!"
 TheDevil_Risen: THE WOODS?
 cyclopsboi: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
 gibbousm: The WOODS! How DARE!
NimrodXIV: how dare
 A_Dub888: Quinn gets the YEET under the bus
josh___something: QUINN is getting socially crucified for this
 fracassio: throwing Quinn under the bus *chef's kiss*
 Julian_Rogue: Glamping
Lysander_salamander: uh oh
Oscelot: I feel like this is like what being Aphrodite's childe would be like
  Sarah_Serinde: 
SaxPython:   
grander_pastures: FOOT AND MOUTH
SaxPython: 
grander_pastures: OH NO
Lysander_salamander: oh nooooo
 BusTed: 
 A_Dub888: !findquote the woods
  LRRbot: Quote #5220: "Turns out that you can do a lot of stuff with wood." —Ben [2018-08-01]
josh___something: Or perhaps literally crucified
 TheDevil_Risen:  Im Out 
  Seabats: off with their heads etc etc
SaxPython: Jess arrives in Vancouver in a box
grander_pastures: How tall is trip?
  Sarah_Serinde: oh dear 
Lysander_salamander: aaaaaaa
 EricTheOrange: I know chauncy also does presence stuff I wonder if he succeeded his rolls
 DeM0nFiRe: uh oh spaghettios!
cavvdor: Ohhhh
grander_pastures: OH NO
 JacobBurgessVO: @grander_pastures Rather
Oscelot: RIP Quinn. You were a good sherrif
Lysander_salamander: terrifying.  Thanks
 Gekyouryuu: oh, dear
 EricTheOrange: oh dear
 Jakelope13: Oh dear
grander_pastures: We've killed Quinn folks
Master_Gunner: you have one shot, one opportunity
 ckupf: This has been a rough episode for Quinn
 Terr0rc0tta: dogg, they killed Quinn by proxy
 groulux: Great DM answer!
OVERKiLL!: "Silence!"
 SmithKurosaki: DAMN Oliver
shaden489: I love all the sudden sexual awakenings
SirGeoGio13: Oliver's casual 7 successes
blackcoat: @SirGeoGio13 How much time did monika have to spend fixing his "lessons"
 amative1: oh no
 amative1: knives no
SirGeoGio13: @blackcoat I meant for Shop lessons
Grinnin_Gin: Oh man I can't believe I get to watch this live.
 amative1: "a pleasure to meet me" oh this guy
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, he's that dickl
Andrew Vance: I bet they release
Goustave Malkovski: Attraction so powerful you indulge their mania
 SmithKurosaki: hehe
 amative1: Hi Quinn, have you met this bus you've been thrown under?
shaden489: oh I'm sure this is gonna be so over dramatic
shaden489: omg this is gonna be so explosive
Jasper: Oops
Grinnin_Gin: Oh no.
Skyarrow: this is so great
SirGeoGio13: I AM CACKLING
shaden489: I almost feel bad for Quinn and knives
Jasper: STARDUST?!
 ckupf: loses Ollie to Monica and at risk of losing his station if not his head
 JacobBurgessVO: Poor Quinn
 Brozard: We went paintballing!
super_ashura: Silas: Will willingly summon and treat with BLOODY MARY on his own. Also Silas: Nope. Too much Tripothy for this month!
 EricTheOrange: I mean if it comes to it Knives wins the physical fight, but loses the political fight.
 Laurence72: There ws a poop monster
nekobun: tell Trip about cool moon hours!
Oscelot: @super_ashura Fair tbh
 Nigouki: no no no, Quinn will just get his face balanced out
 definenull: YES
 Pinwiz11: ;sldkfjg;slokdfjg;slkdfjg
josh___something: HAHAHAAHA
 Brozard: YES
 definenull: LFG
 terribleplan: YES!
 SnackPak_: 
josh___something: YESSSSS
Lysander_salamander: oh perfect
 EricTheOrange: LOL
 WiJohn: YES!!!!!
  LunarJade:  there we go
grander_pastures: There a reason why Quinn is like this with our PCS
 fracassio: YESSSSSS
 DiscordianTokkan: YES
wildpeaks: ohnooo
 TheDevil_Risen: OH LORD
 KaleidoscopeMind: YES
Gadora: Amazing.
Oscelot: Oh gods
NimrodXIV: of course
 PharaohBender27: 
nekobun: BUS
 cyclopsboi: LFG
 Jakelope13: PERFECTION
 AriaHibiki: LOL
 Nigouki: F
  TheGreenMonster450: YEEEESSSSSSSSS
 neisan2112: YEEEESSSS
DaxStrife: Oh nooooooooooo
 DeM0nFiRe: LMAO
 ContingentCat: YESS
 spethycakes: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RurouniGeo: OF COURSEE
KeytarCat: YESS
Oscelot: HEATHER.
 Strebenherz: Omfg yes
grander_pastures: OH GOD
ghyllnox: Oh Heather...
  Juliamon:   
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: AAAAAAA
 Spacepup: YEEEESSSSS
 TheDevil_Risen:      
 PrinceNimzar: there it is!!
 BusTed: 
 Laurence72: YESSSSSSSSS
Chesul: What a time for that. XD
 DirectorStephanie: 
SaxPython:   
 ProcyonFlynn:  ...
 definenull: THE DICE KNOWS
 Terr0rc0tta: @jacobburgessvo pour Quinn, amirite
  corianderd: oh
 BraveOthello: YEEEEES
 corpocracy: YES
 neisan2112: Lets fucking goooooooooooooo
 HorusFive: ooof, my petard
 SnackPak_: art
 MacbethSeemsSus: 
  LunarJade: told we all die this episode
phoenixfeather14: there it is!!
 Brozard: Incredible
 Fruan: The dice know
 ckupf: QUEEN
  MrPhlip: can't go one session
 baltimore_667083: 
Lysander_salamander: yay
 TheDevil_Risen:      
 A_Dub888: PERFECTION
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 groulux:  yes!
josh___something: This is the DEFINITION of causing a scene
grander_pastures: AGRESSIVE MAKE OUT WITH TRIP
SetraLynn: Aaaaaaa
coriolis_storm: There it is!
 KaleidoscopeMind: Best Time!
 Sheikun07: That's the best timing
cavvdor: Perfect timing
Oscelot: @Terr0rc0tta Into a body bag
 Vilun: Heather, the delivery
Lysander_salamander: oh
 Brozard: 
 TheDevil_Risen: You outdid yourself @LunarJade
KeytarCat: Jessica did a Tripothy
 ProcyonFlynn: #Timing
 DiscordianTokkan: Beloved by the MOOOOOOON
 ckupf: Jessica from the top rope
 KaleidoscopeMind: OUR friend the moon
 sheqesi: Messy crits! 🤣
 fracassio: "calm down, you DUMB MOTHERFUCKER"
  Sarah_Serinde: incredible
 Mathonwy: How do you messy crit calming someone down???
  MrPhlip: I've got my eye on you, moon
SaxPython: Let her Cook
nekobun: in the name of the moon SOMEONE is getting punished
grander_pastures: LETS GOOOOO
 A_Dub888: Sire gets floored
 Gekyouryuu: a... "rousing" success, you say?
 HorusFive: "Do NOT embarrass me in front of my FRIENDS, Vampire-Dad!"
Ignatiuspants: messy crit!!
Oscelot: oh my gods an opera
 DiscordianTokkan: ooooooo
 definenull: this turns into a musical episode
 Nigouki: Opera of the Poop Monster
Oscelot: I love this
 Laurence72: And the Poop Monster
  SmithKurosaki: Just finding out about messy crit over on YT. @LunarJade YOUR TIMING 
Lysander_salamander: ohhhh
 Pinwiz11: And puppets!
 WiJohn: The phantom of the outhouse is there, covered in poop!
 Laurence72: I mean, there is a Toxic Avenger musical...
grander_pastures: Enshrine your enshitification. I swear to god
 HorusFive: Waiting for Godot, on the shitter
Oscelot: I love how everyone has just gone in on this
 Julian_Rogue: Phantom of the Poopera
Lysander_salamander: oh boy
  Sarah_Serinde: I do love the slap
 ArdCollider: fuck around *and* fuck out.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WittyWittySoybeanTBTacoLeft-hzkX-YJjHWKPiguS
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: it’s like slapping your dad
Oscelot: It's simple but oh boy
Lysander_salamander: uh oh
SaxPython: Her Name Was Jessica Chadwick
Ignatiuspants: (I feel like I'm about 20 seconds behind the rest of the chat, but I don't want to refresh because I don't want to miss what I'm seeing...)
 DiscordianTokkan: Hell Yeaaaaah
Oscelot: that is very fair @Ignatiuspants
  SmithKurosaki: @Ignatiuspants Come hang in YT, we're behind Twitch
nekobun: be friends with the green bottle
 Julian_Rogue: Silas is like "I'm not the biggiest idiot somehow"
 HorusFive: They used to call it Tripothy energy
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
DaxStrife: "Ow, my taste!"
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH!
nekobun: Big Trip Energy
 Molladia: muted and commenting to say "YAY Bite Club" before I go and watch from the start. Terrific RP by everybody this season especially @LunarJade
 Julian_Rogue: SHE SMACKED THE BLUE OUT OF HER HAIR
  Sarah_Serinde: oh no the moustache
Oscelot: Oh no, the hair
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Lysander_salamander: oh boy
  Sarah_Serinde: oh my
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Oscelot: Hot damn
NimrodXIV: uh oh
 Jakelope13: Oh no the poor Sire!
 DeM0nFiRe: Hoo boy
 TheDevil_Risen: OOOOHHHH
Oscelot: Oh man
 HorusFive: 
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 definenull: here come the nervous giggles
 DirectorStephanie:     
 WiJohn: I love this show so, so much
Oscelot: So many threads, I could start a loom
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 BusTed: 
Lysander_salamander: yes so much better
  Sarah_Serinde: Fantastic
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 groulux: Yay!!!
 corpocracy: Hell yeah
 jdr_42: that slapped!
cavvdor: Oh godddd
Oscelot: Amazing job, all of you
Simbionis: That was a fantastic episode!
  Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
SaxPython: Just Toreador things
 HorusFive: Amazing
 itira:   
 cyclopsboi: so good
Gadora: That was amazing.
 TheDevil_Risen: so GOOOD!
 ckupf: #ConversationisCombat
Efhan: Jessica may have screwed up a bit
 Jakelope13: Little babygirl just SLAPPED DADDY in the FACE
 HorusFive: 
 Spacepup:     
 sheqesi: *applause* 👏
 Sheikun07: Oh my god it's hard to breathe
 aitsu100: I understand now why heather was saying this was the finally
 Strebenherz: Slap heard around the worrrrrrld
 Fruan: I'm a little sad we're not going to get A Fiddler in the Poop, but that ending was amazing.
 TheDevil_Risen: OMG I'm excited I cant WAIT!
 neisan2112: Just ends on still silence
 ShaneLeeAtk: I believe that was a power play
josh___something: Fank you
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 definenull: fangk you too!
Riandisa: Another amazing episode! Thank you!
 WiJohn: Fangk you!
 Pinwiz11: Really, _this_ content is brought to you by Messy Crits.
 DiscordianTokkan:   
 PharaohBender27: 669   
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 jdr_42:   
 Jakelope13: I was hoping to hear about the play, but this is BETTER
nekobun: I'm so glad I blitzed the last episode just in time to catch this one live
Lysander_salamander: that was amazing
 theevermist: wow
  TheGreenMonster450: excellent episode
 rxpalindrome: wow, what a great episode!
 HorusFive: [For legal reasons, that was a joke]
 Brozard: Like, Slap & Subscribe
Oscelot: Hey Heather 
SetraLynn: Hiiii Heather.
KeytarCat: Like, comment, and slap your primogen
SaxPython:   
grander_pastures: Ex fucking squisite
 DiscordianTokkan: Slap your Primogen square on the lips
 DirectorStephanie: 
  s1ck1y: rip in peace
josh___something: I believe it
 HorusFive: Erased from existance
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah sounds about right
 neisan2112: Sonds about right
 DeM0nFiRe: F
Oscelot: I could see it
 TheDevil_Risen: Heya Heather  
 spethycakes: Who's Jessica?
  Seabats: ggs ggs
 korvys: TPK (Toreador Primogen Kill)
cavvdor: Yep
 Julian_Rogue: The slap heard round the island
  Seabats: good rujn
 Nigouki: at least ot wasm
 Gekyouryuu: "my sire considers anything below the level of "Gated Community of Mansions"to be "The Woods" and takes offense to them."
 corpocracy: o7
 cyclopsboi: death by cringe it happens to all of us
 TheDevil_Risen: that couldn't have been more perfect 
 Nigouki: at least it wasn't the poop monster that got you
super_ashura: I really need these after-prerecord bits to be a postmortem podcast on everything we just saw.
 terribleplan: He claps twice, the knights flank you, and then you all disappear.
SaxPython: But season 4 of Gilmore Girls!
  SmithKurosaki: Well done, you absolute mad people 
shaden489: quins ass is grass
 SmithKurosaki: Oh no, Twitch chat is marginally ahead and they're going /off/ right now
 SmithKurosaki: 100%
Jasper: Oh no they’re as destructive as Valentine
shaden489: tbh I'm slightly behind cause I had to pause
 SmithKurosaki: oofa
Zachary Barbanell: ah
 amative1: THERE it is
Grinnin_Gin: LOL
 SmithKurosaki: OMG
SirGeoGio13: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ms malackey: ooooof
 amative1: we were overdue
Goustave Malkovski: Big yikers
Grinnin_Gin: oh my godddddd
Jasper: Wow
Skyarrow: here we go LETS ROCK
Grinnin_Gin: we are so back
OVERKiLL!: 🩸🩸
 amative1: VERY success. MUCH win
shaden489: heads are gonna roll
 amative1: oh no don't tell him about the outhouse
Grinnin_Gin: The Ballad of the Toilet Demon
Jasper: You never know what you might find in the woods
SirGeoGio13: "HE HIT HER HIGHLIGHTS OUT!"
blackcoat: I"m about 2 minutes behind and I just got to the thing and I'm trying to not laugh the house awake
Jasper: This Keflavik in real life lookin’ mofo
Zachary Barbanell: Have they had a single Bestial Failure
Jasper: *Kefka
Zachary Barbanell: in, like, all three series
OVERKiLL!: lol bald bull 🥊
 amative1: i don't believe so
 SmithKurosaki: Nice
blackcoat: @Zachary Barbanell there was one that should have been caught but they forgot the rules a little bit.
SirGeoGio13: No, they had one in the first
Grinnin_Gin: That was -amazing-.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
 rxpalindrome: this show makes me want more of this so badly
Ignatiuspants: such a good episode!! my favorite of the series so far!
 mercano82: I think it’s the last series of Victoria by Night because the series is becoming Vancouver by night.
 definenull: its the timing
 definenull: 100% the timing
  MrPhlip: quality over quantity
 Strebenherz: Amazing slap strats
 Sheikun07: Quality and timing
Chesul: The quality definitely matters, yeah.
 Jakelope13: Definitely the Timing
 TheDevil_Risen: 1000000% the timing and QUALITY!
 korvys: Even the dice in LRR have comedic timing
josh___something: The spirit of mess stays
 HorusFive: Pick your shots
  s1ck1y: a normal one
 Mathonwy: Comedy is timing....
super_ashura: I need SOMETHING to help with the come-down of these things.
ghyllnox: That's maybe not a 10, but secondhand embarrassment is up there
 aitsu100: some times the messy crit slaps back hard
Lysander_salamander: aaaa great stuff
 Gekyouryuu: it's like where you put the single "Fuck" in a PG13 movie
SaxPython: OooOOOoooh
 JacobBurgessVO: Quality of Quantity this series?
 sheqesi: The timing was great 😃
 PharaohBender27: That messy crit was QUALITY
  Sarah_Serinde: It's up there with 2
Simbionis: It was so good
 korvys: Debogglerized
 DeM0nFiRe: It was very good
 theevermist: I am still a big fan of "kick him in the balls"
 JacobBurgessVO: The rolls have been INSPIRED
 WiJohn: Laugh to "oh shit" ratio was gread
Gadora: That was so good!
Sogheim: I only caught the last hour of this and it was confusing and enjoyable
nekobun: d10s the real mvp
 neisan2112: Yeah Cam's idea for Mary was just *chefs kiss*
  Sarah_Serinde: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 Pinwiz11: Slap the bongle over on YT
  Sarah_Serinde: youtube.com/lrrtt
 HorusFive: 100 100 100
 definenull: ooh MORE?
grander_pastures: I wish that the telescope had worked, goddamn, inspired
josh___something: The quality/quantity of messy crits in the whole series is entertaining
Oscelot: Engagement for the engagement gods!
 Mathonwy: NANI?!
 SnackPak_: oooo
 DiscordianTokkan: ooOH! Nice!
  s1ck1y: theyre BANGERS
 ContingentCat: ooooo
 cyclopsboi: Sweet!
nekobun: T Buck memoriam lf
grander_pastures: EXTRAAAAAA
 thymato: sorry i had food to get
 definenull: OH NO
grander_pastures: Here we GOOOO
 calculated_uncertainties: choice
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Strebenherz: I missed the opening but I'll watch it when home
  Sarah_Serinde: Incredible tech
 ContingentCat: Secret sticky notes
 WiJohn: Seecret notes!
 JacobBurgessVO: We are spoiling you this week.
grander_pastures: I missed by like 5 mins, I'm sorry
 MaddestScientist: secret notes
 lamina5432: sorry i was napping
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, void notes
 aitsu100: void notes
 KaleidoscopeMind: VOID notes
phoenixfeather14: very nice!
Oscelot: I have ...2,716 characters of notes
 HorusFive: Invisible ink got nothing on Heather
SaxPython: Lol
 JacobBurgessVO: On Youtube. Go subscribe.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ConcernedFrozenSnakeOpieOP-Sf2ICHjZRNYAmmmj
Ignatiuspants: memoriams!!
 ContingentCat: !homestreams
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager , twitch.tv/sergeafterdark | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
 JacobBurgessVO: Great advice
SetraLynn: ^
  SmithKurosaki: IS good stuff
Oscelot: Extra time? In this economy?
nekobun: mine's in a bottle
 ContingentCat: Time is hard to contain yes
 TheDevil_Risen: it runs away, all the time
grander_pastures: Everyone was really really great this week, like every week. But GODDAMN
 JacobBurgessVO: My players are so good.
 Laurence72: You've been on fire getting then up so quickly, Heather!
  TheGreenMonster450: as a gas
Ignatiuspants: I'm sorry I missed the opening. This was a great episode!
SetraLynn: Those time leaks are the worst.
Sogheim: it's hard to freeze time
 saucemaster5000: time is a non newtonian fluid
 HorusFive: Baby keep stealing all my time, no matter where I hide it
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO They really are
DaxStrife: Time keeps on slipping, slipping... into the carpet?
 TheDevil_Risen: @JacobBurgessVO SO are YOU 
 aitsu100: never keep time as a gas
 MacbethSeemsSus: Time's more of a plasma
 Mathonwy: Time works best as a plasma
 DiscordianTokkan: I'm very good at killing time, an accomplished Time Assassin
 neisan2112: Maybe Wheeler
grander_pastures: These idiots have to survive to get to Vancouver. Then we can Messy Crit all over the place
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think it's James & Wheeler.
  SmithKurosaki: @JacobBurgessVO And so are you. Wish I had half as good a time attempting RP as you dispense on stream
SetraLynn: Your world and characters are delightful, @jacobburgessvo
 Diabore: not serge, maybe wheeler
 PharaohBender27: If you have to keep time as a liquid, you need to have an airtight container
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah we might have Wheeler on tomorrow
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TangentialHelplessWhaleJKanStyle-jD1TBW8YpeQv4OPv
Sogheim: oh no, messy crit on a boat ride would be hilarious and bad
 neisan2112: Truuuu
Oscelot: That does sound like Wheeler XD
  Sarah_Serinde: That game is neat
 NotCainNorAbel: a rhythm game?
  Sarah_Serinde: There's definitely mysteries
 TheDevil_Risen: Hey Beej!
 definenull: hi beej!
 aitsu100: looks Noir
 BusTed: 
 HorusFive: Hi Beej!
grander_pastures: Yaaaay BEEJ
Oscelot: Hi Beej!
 DiscordianTokkan: Haha
 Fruan: Hi Beej!
 DirectorStephanie: 
 ContingentCat: tell him we say Hi!
 JacobBurgessVO: Ahahahahahahaha!
 Going_Medium: Hi Beej!
 HorusFive:  
 spethycakes: hi Beej!
 NotCainNorAbel: Tell Beej Chat says hi
 WiJohn: Hi Beej~
NimrodXIV: Hi Beej
Gadora: Hiiiii
 JacobBurgessVO: Hi Beej!
 AriaHibiki: tell him chat said hi!
grander_pastures: Hi Beeeeej
 v_nome: Ooh. Shadows of Doubt looks good.
 gnyrinn: the chat says hi
phoenixfeather14: Hi Beej!
SetraLynn: Hi Beej!
 ArdCollider: bye beej
 DiscordianTokkan: Goonight Beeeeeej
 HorusFive: Did you tell him I said HI?
 MacbethSeemsSus: He wanted you to know your time was leaking again.
 TheDevil_Risen: bye BeeJ
Oscelot: *snerk*
Sogheim: I'm sure it's implied
 NotCainNorAbel: fair
 korvys: Call him back?
 Laurence72: Thank you!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Tell us on Sunday.
 PharaohBender27: Fair
 JacobBurgessVO: That's the first time outside of a TV Show I've seen someone not say good buy when hanging up the phone!
Oscelot: Fair enough
 definenull: fair, that's between you and beej
Efhan: That's fair
 ContingentCat: ok fair
 saucemaster5000: Hang on I didn't say hi
 JacobBurgessVO: BEN AND JACOB!
nekobun: if Beej wants to respond he can call us directly
  unarmedoracle: playing HIerotek?
Lysander_salamander: little mans!
 DirectorStephanie: @jacobburgessvo 
 TheDevil_Risen: WOOO KILL Team! YES!
 JacobBurgessVO: I HAVE NEW TINY MEN!
Oscelot: Some day I will manage to catch one of those
SaxPython: 
Oscelot: Ooooo @JacobBurgessVO
 TheDevil_Risen: WAAARRGGG!!!
 Fruan: TINY MEN!
Lysander_salamander: yay new tiny mens
 JacobBurgessVO: Wait... Loud? Me?!
 DiscordianTokkan: Tiny Men!
phoenixfeather14: @JacobBurgessVO Yay!!
 JacobBurgessVO: I'm very demure.
 TheDevil_Risen: choo choo!
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO I hope you can feel the LOOK I am giving you through the internet.
 v_nome: @JacobBurgessVO Just as demure as Tripothy. Yep.
 definenull: phantom choo choo!
 HorusFive: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RelievedHungryFinchPanicVis-LEkgIUoIbLwXAtjz
 Diabore: i think there were ghosts
 KaleidoscopeMind: and earthquakes
 RurouniGeo: yeah go Nelson!
 Fruan: Video games are over
 Vilun: @JacobBurgessVO You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
Oscelot: End Video Games ;.;
Orxolon: no more videogames!?
WardsarTheWriter: Video games are cancelled. GG everyone.
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000
SaxPython: #Nifty
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
  Sarah_Serinde: I have such a backlog
 HorusFive: Upset?  I couldn't be happier
 saucemaster5000: my backlog does my taxes
 ContingentCat: we have videogames at home
Oscelot: I have a backlog the size of god at least
 PrinceNimzar: she speaks truth
Lysander_salamander: And the fall sales are coming
KeytarCat: Backlog the size of god's green ass
 PharaohBender27: It's the idea, I'm guessing
  Sarah_Serinde: Now I just need to not have to work
 definenull: i would appreciate a recess month just to clear some of the backlog
  unarmedoracle: yeah man I got a back log
 Laurence72: We hoard games like we hoard items in a RPG
josh___something: Some of us don't have a backlog the size of God... only the size of a minor deity
  Juliamon: Counterpoint: Silksong
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
Sogheim: @Oscelot little "g" god is ok. big "G" god is too much
SaxPython: @juliamon 
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!  Thanks for being here.
josh___something: Silksong 
 lirazel64: Good try!
WardsarTheWriter: Silksong is nothing more than a legend oft told around campfires.
 DirectorStephanie: thank you for hosting Heather! thank you party!
Oscelot: 100 A small token
 HorusFive: @WardsarTheWriter like vampires
WardsarTheWriter: @HorusFive Exactly.
Oscelot: @Sogheim I'm poly, so I have like three libraries to get through...
 serramarkov: Thanks, Heather, mods and chat.
 serramarkov: 
Oscelot: o7
 lirazel64: LEER-a-zel.
 Nigouki: Thanks for the amazing show!
 PharaohBender27:   
 WiJohn:   
 Fruan: Never read chat
Oscelot: Thanks for hosting, Heather 
 spethycakes: 
 HorusFive: Ok- off to YT to watch the hour I missed from the top.
 definenull: fangks heather! 
SaxPython: !badadvice
 aitsu100: silksong is right next to halflife 3
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 DiscordianTokkan: G'niiiight
Oscelot: Stay warm friend
 JacobBurgessVO: Safe Home!
 AriaHibiki: gnite!
Oscelot: Night chat
 HorusFive:   
 ContingentCat: thanks Heather g'night
 Strebenherz: Good night, thank you bite club
 NotCainNorAbel: Thank everyone 
Oscelot: https://www.youtube.com/lrrtt
josh___something: Fangks folks
 lirazel64: Soup time!
 Strebenherz: Yas
 JacobBurgessVO: Night all!
NimrodXIV: but I already did
WardsarTheWriter: Thanks guys, was a fun stream!
 Fruan: LRR titty
 corpocracy: Night everyone!
 WiJohn: But the memoriams haven't uploaded yet!
 PharaohBender27: May you stay as dry as possible on your journey home! 
 Strebenherz: Y'all make a fantastic vampire.  Thank you for the stories y'all make.
josh___something: @WiJohn The operative word is *yet*
 PharaohBender27: Also, too late. already subbed there
 JacobBurgessVO: @WiJohn Subscribe and you'll know when they drop.
 WiJohn: @JacobBurgessVO I am so subscribed 
 AriaHibiki: 
 Fruan: 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 DeM0nFiRe:  
 SnackPak_: thanks beej
Oscelot: Yay a heart!
 Laurence72: YAY!!
 spethycakes: 
 ContingentCat: 
 Going_Medium: 
Oscelot: 
 corpocracy: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Night Heather! Night Beej!
 PharaohBender27: 
 spethycakes: Hi, heather!
 Strebenherz: Hi Heather!
 fracassio: Hi, Heather!
 WiJohn: Hi!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Heather! Bye Heather! 
Oscelot: We love you too Heather
 Laurence72: Hi Me Instead!!
 ContingentCat: Hi heather
 HorusFive: yes- couldn't possibly be for anyone but Chat
 Sheikun07: Hello, Heather!
 corpocracy: Hi Heather!
 saucemaster5000: hi graham!
 Fruan: Toot at beej on mastodon. He loves that!
 Going_Medium: Hi Heather 
  s1ck1y: HI HEATHER
 DiscordianTokkan: Also G'night Jacob and Cori and Cam and Adam
josh___something: Hi heather!
 DiscordianTokkan: And g'night Jordynne too
 corpocracy: But also, goodbye Heather!
 Strebenherz:   
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PiercingHotPastaPJSalt-AxnK7arHmrHNV2GA
KeytarCat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FreezingManlyOtterPanicBasket-p9N4drxxBBMKoCZs
 Strebenherz: @KeytarCat Such a good quote
KeytarCat: isn't it fun, watching people be good at things?
 PharaohBender27: There was a lot of good performing this session
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