Mine O'Clock || JAMESKOUR!

jessicaengle: Jameskour?
jessicaengle:   
 BusTed: are we joining parkour society
 baltimore_667083:   
 baltimore_667083: !box
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 LordZarano:    
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 pleonasticTautology: home from my (longer than anticipated) road trip and i'm awake for mine o clock hiiii
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  TXC2 comes rushing in, mouth full of mash
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 pleonasticTautology: wARGH
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jessicaengle: @pleonasticTautology wahrrgarbl?
 pleonasticTautology: yeah i think that's this morning's emotion
 pleonasticTautology: i'm home in seattle after a *month* away
 pleonasticTautology: and 10 days of that was "waiting for car to get fixed"
 Narcuru: ouch
 pleonasticTautology: yeahhhh
 pleonasticTautology: i was in france for a week but cos of global parts shortages my car was basically sitting at the auto body shop doing nothing while i was out of the country lmao
 pleonasticTautology: (i drove from seattle to new york, then flew to france, then flew back, then drove back)
DideRobot: LRR: James has been left alone for today's Mine O'Clock, so he's going to jump jump jump, JUMP AROUND. It's Parkour time ya'll! https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113550563467895071
jessicaengle: You drove from Seattle to NY?
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jessicaengle: That's astonishing
  TXC2: pleonasticTautology  sounds like fun, sans the broken car parts
  TXC2: Here we GO!
jessicaengle: Boing!
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 Dread_Pirate_Westley: And Serge! (Serge is always in our hearts, if not our streams)
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 TheShokara: 100 months get!
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duckace11: howdy howdy everybody
 pleonasticTautology: g'morning james!
  TXC2: TheShokara  the one year!
 baltimore_667083: morning james!
 MungoDude: hi James
 0011110000110011: hey james hey chat
jessicaengle: Helloooo
  TXC2: hello James
 NorthstarTex: Good morning Mr. James Turner
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jessicaengle: Uncapped subathon, let's go!
 stevefromdetroit: is this Let's nope now?\
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: yep
  TXC2: ok good that wasn't just on my end
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 creasehearst: the game stuttered a fair bit while you were reading subs, yes
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  TXC2: Wheeler's gotta practice his majong 
jessicaengle: Music?  
  TXC2: jessicaengle  NO!
 brieandbacon: Hardcore parkour?
 brieandbacon: We could listen to Scooter!!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Hielke, right?
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 GhassanPL: Woo one-oh-six!
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 baltimore_667083: EGG
 BusTed: 
  TXC2: the parkano
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wotc_jordan: Parkegg for short
 IanAllenBird: I seem to remember egg
 brieandbacon: E G G
  Sarah_Serinde: Egg seems very familiar
jessicaengle: Krakatoa!
 Angnor33: I think we did egg.
  TXC2: Egg feel famliar
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh but maybe I'm thinking of spiral?
  Sarah_Serinde: I may be wrong about Egg
  Sarah_Serinde: There...I see a date at the top
 ProcyonFlynn: Memories of Egg might have been spiral.  Would have to check.
 Angnor33: Maybe spiral is like egg? I don't even know.
  Sarah_Serinde: In the header
duckace11: oh perfect to introduce wheeler to parkour
jessicaengle: A quick volcano, as a treat
  Sarah_Serinde: It's very possible yes
  TXC2: !wiki
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  Sarah_Serinde: We have that technology
  Sarah_Serinde: Thank you wiki maintainers
jessicaengle: Wiki 
  TXC2: !discord
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 pleonasticTautology: i'm going to be posting paris pics in #travel once i'm more settled at home
goatprince: so do i
 pleonasticTautology: oh hi matt
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  TXC2: hello goatprince
goatprince: i'm just waiting for the inevitable juniper page
 baltimore_667083: greetings matt!
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 Harvest25: 1 of a billion
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goatprince: can you pay me for those million subs
 InconsiderateHat: Cmon gang let's go spam
wotc_jordan: My page has my unused nickname and is the tiniest one liner
goatprince: friendship: off
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 kumatsu: Matt's page is just "Juniper's owner" with a link to Juniper's much better maintained page
 InconsiderateHat: matt's wiki page with Juniper
duckace11: knowing the general lrr fan. I wouldn't be surprised when Juniper gets a page it's bigger then matt's
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you gift a billion subs, James will reimburse you for a million of them.
jessicaengle: Careful what you ask for, there are no ethical billionaires
 Statist42: Hi friends 
  TXC2: get Juniper in a crapshot, and then that page will be made pronto 
goatprince: @kumatsu make it happen please
  TXC2: Hello Statist42  welcome
duckace11: Juniper was in a crapshot!
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goatprince: juniper's been in a crapshot, actually
 Genie_M: Exactly a lot
  TXC2: huh, guess I'm an idiot then 
 InconsiderateHat: @goatprince I noticed! 
 James_the_Dabbler: Parkour noises
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  TXC2: knowing? in this timeline?
 Strebenherz: Good morning how goes?
 0011110000110011: oooh
 kumatsu: I worked a tournament this weekend where the scorekeeping software had a warning box for you to only push this button if you for sure knew what it did
  TXC2: hello Strebenherz  welcome
 BusTed: zoooom
  TXC2: Gondola!
  Sarah_Serinde: nice
Bruceski: My hunch is that the Volcano door is a shortcut to that part.
 baltimore_667083: @TXC2 we have a gondola at home
 LordZarano: Just today I searched "dulcimer warehouse LRR" on YouTube and got no relevant results. Went to the wiki and searched "dulcimer" and instantly got the 3 videos it's been in with links to the exact parts of the video that it's in. Thanks wiki maintainers!
  TXC2: baltimore_667083  
 brieandbacon: @TXC2 Where was Gondola when the Westfold fell?!
offbeatwitch: uh huh
Creideiki_SE: Current world record on speedrun.com is 9m16s.
  TXC2: LordZarano  that is amazing
 kumatsu: WR Canadian comedy troupe member %
jessicaengle: #parkourgoals
 Dalrint: No luck kidnapping wheeler for today?
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 BusTed: 
nyoomgoom: 🙀
  Sarah_Serinde: hahaha amazing
 kumatsu: lol
 baltimore_667083: HAHAHAHA
 SnackPak_: 
 pn55: 
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goatprince: You Have Died
 DeM0nFiRe: 
TacitusVigil: Wow, Full James already
  TXC2: good start today
 Genie_M: Run
 InconsiderateHat: 
 BusTed: volcano btw
duckace11: perfect map no notes
 baltimore_667083: -shrugs- DEATH!
wotc_jordan: Now remember, go slow. Check for Secrets.
 Strebenherz: Lol
Creideiki_SE: The floor was actually lava!
 DeM0nFiRe: Is that buttons that have had their texture replaced with fire?
 SnackPak_: neat
 brieandbacon: So there's stuff behind the lavafall?
nyoomgoom: some kind of hyperfire good lors
 Dalrint: How do they actually make things like that...
  TXC2: !listen
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
goatprince: time 2 burn
  Sarah_Serinde: just die, you checkpointed
Boon_33: I blame James
 creasehearst: time to take a bath in lava
 NorthstarTex: XD
  TXC2: water: expect secrets
 Wolfstrike_NL: That's just going to be the speedrun
 IbunWest: 
 brieandbacon: Oh, there's the bounce/damage technique
  TXC2: I feel like getting all the secrets is not conducive to a speed run
 brieandbacon: but literally none of you have ever done it
  Sarah_Serinde: I think that's probably right
  TXC2: I think james has pulled it off ones of times
 Wolfstrike_NL: The floor aint lava anymore
 0011110000110011: yeah that was cool
 brieandbacon: Seems to be
Boon_33: might link to the underground bit by the train tracks
 Genie_M: They should be detectable
 Dalrint: Come on James you did this perfectly the first time
Boon_33: aim small miss small
Boon_33: wee
  TXC2: Dalrint he's in his head now
mkad907: <message deleted>hi
  TXC2: hello mkad907  welcome
mkad907: <message deleted>@loadingreadyrun dо уou alrеadу triеd strеаmviеwers  оrg? Real viеwеrs, fire wоrks! Тheу аrе nоw giving out a frее paсkagе for strеamеrs оO
 Dalrint: the main way I exdperience this mazes is in the background of youtube videos where people read reddit.
Boon_33: murder-basalt
Boon_33: that was stressful
 Dalrint: I always knew basalt was evil
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 SymphonySolstice: basault with a weapon
 Genie_M: Some fun new tech
  TXC2: suddenly hitch-hikers guide up in here
Boon_33: @TXC2 lol the shovels
  TXC2: Boon_33  exactly
 Mazrae: this course seems to not want to let you take your time
 brieandbacon: He didn't venture fifth?
  TXC2: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always in a constant state of chicken.
 brieandbacon: I reckon that they're all the tones from blocks that were in the story
 NorthstarTex: !findquote code
  LRRbot: Quote #5735: "I think that's the bro code: they appreciate killer whales and trying your hardest." —Kathleen [2019-01-18]
 SymphonySolstice: bone, emerald, gold, hay, pumpkin
 Wolfstrike_NL: Nether first
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 brieandbacon: Soul sand, bone, emerald, gold, hay, pumpkin
phoenixfeather14: soul sand, bone, emerald, gold, hay bale, pumpkin
 brieandbacon: Is there anyting in the smelters?
 brieandbacon: dinger
 baskwalla: Do you have noteblock sounds off?
Boon_33 shakes fist at puzzle
 MungoDude: https://minecraft.wiki/w/Note_Block#Instruments
 InconsiderateHat: Turn music back on?
 Alness49: We can hear them
  TXC2: we can hear the buttons, not the boxes
 brieandbacon: We can hear the notes when you press a button, but that may not actually being made by noteblocks
 InconsiderateHat: Aha
 baskwalla: Yay 
 Wolfstrike_NL: 3-1-4-2-5-6?
 InconsiderateHat: Oh wow this has layers
TjPshine: the general tone of the block should match, but I think you changed the actual notes
 InconsiderateHat: Nah it cycles
  TXC2: this is an INVOLVED puzzle
 MungoDude: soul sound is cowbell
 cookiebeard: reset the level?
TjPshine: but noises on top of gold should sound different from noises on wood
 James_the_Dabbler: maybe these sounds should match the button
 Genie_M: Welcome to musical parkour
 InconsiderateHat: Yeah I think stop at the right tone for each
 MungoDude: bone is xylophone
 NorthstarTex: I see those as examples
 SymphonySolstice: Yes
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 noskinnopain: that's 69 months, nice!
Boon_33: of course, what says xylophone like a cubic meter of solid bone.
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 pn55: 
 MungoDude: emerald is bit/synth
 0011110000110011: nice
 NorthstarTex: yep
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
TjPshine: how is top right 3? 
Boon_33: chat is always taking notes
 MungoDude: gold is bells/glockenspiel
CrazySliver: so 2,3,6,4 for now?
 brieandbacon: I've got it in L-R top-bottom
 IanAllenBird: 2365
 cookiebeard: 3265
 SymphonySolstice: 2 3 6 5
CrazySliver: wait 5
rogerivany: Are we trying to get the Macho Man theme song?
 LordZarano: So, < to start with
 MungoDude: hay is banjo, pumpkin is didgeridoo
Boon_33: chat literally has people watching at different latencies so we span time itself in our perception.
 SymphonySolstice: 2 3 6 5 1 4
 InconsiderateHat: do it up
 brieandbacon: SS: top R, bone: middle L, emerald: bottom R, gold: bottom L, hay: top L, pumpkin: middle R
 IanAllenBird: 👏
 SymphonySolstice: gaming
 0011110000110011: 👏
CrazySliver: What a gamer
  TXC2: SUCCESS!
 badpandabear:    
 pn55: 
 cookiebeard: 
 DeM0nFiRe: actively gaming
Boon_33: cool library
Creideiki_SE: o7
 MungoDude: good work team
 baskwalla: heck yeah
Boon_33: felt like YOU had to do that
 IanAllenBird: I'm pretty sure you ignored a more obvious path, unless you mean in a spiritual / emotional sense, in which case yes
ghostlymeatpuppet: Crazy he did all this in Survival mode
TjPshine: save on bed?
 brieandbacon: 2 3 6 5 1 4
 brieandbacon: That's how you get in from the "obvious" path
 0011110000110011: I think those doors are another way in here?
 brieandbacon: You mean we're missing out on content?
  TXC2: the puzzle was the content we needed
 baltimore_667083: 
 IanAllenBird: hm
TjPshine: lol
Boon_33: so we're here now....
Boon_33: I miss the library
 TehAmelie: lava library, full of hot books
 brieandbacon: Never didn't have it
Boon_33: nice that it all regenerates
Boon_33: AHHHH!
 0011110000110011: 
 brieandbacon: Interns!!
goatprince: they desire company
Boon_33: let's go another way....
 Genie_M: Parkour with friends
 0011110000110011: 
  TXC2: "...lets drop at home"
 MungoDude: 
 Genie_M: Rocket jump
Boon_33: get boosted by them?
goatprince: they don't seem to hurt at all
 Dalrint: I had to tab away for a moment and listening to james without seeing what he's doing is extra hilarious
 MungoDude: yeah I think it's a grenade jump
 brieandbacon: Get on top of the spawner?
Boon_33: Creepr brand rocket shoes
goatprince: then be careful, james
goatprince: duh
 pn55: Or maybe blow you up higher?
  TXC2: they hurt you...in other ways
Boon_33: get buffeted
 Wicker_Guide: clearly they're for the rocket jump speedrun strat
 Genie_M: Distractions and possibly boosts
 pn55: Hello creeper land!
wildpeaks: it's not too far back at least
 MungoDude: you're not too far back
  TXC2: so deliciously mean
wildpeaks: ok now this is much further back 
 Wicker_Guide: well, you asked
Boon_33: ah, refreshing water
 MungoDude: well now you are
 Wicker_Guide: now delivered
 Dalrint: Hi Dead Inside, I'm Dalrint
 Molator: you got your wish
Boon_33: are you not entertained?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Creideiki_SE: At least Chat is clearly entertained.
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: there must be some sort of jump boost
wildpeaks: once more, with feelings
Boon_33: checkpoint
 brieandbacon:  
wildpeaks: easy peezy lemon squeezy
  TXC2: choco water
wildpeaks: woohoo, road trip
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoredDelightfulLlamaCoolCat-A1BFwdvnorjyM-kA
Boon_33: who built that!
Boon_33: it just brings you into lava.
 brieandbacon: Like something out of P0rtal
wildpeaks: such a cool map design
  TXC2: ooh that was cool
 TehAmelie: i shall name this river, extremely diluted chocolate milk river
Boon_33: @brieandbacon 'the cake was a lie', was a lie, fun twist.
wildpeaks: very portalesque re-using of the bouncy cubes
wildpeaks: wow
 0011110000110011: D:
 IanAllenBird: oh noooo
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: Murderer!
 brieandbacon: It's okay, it got un-fucked
Boon_33: this is peak performance
JustMeJude: All the Jerey's no!
goatprince: unethical
 pn55: MurderLRR
 Wolfstrike_NL: lava / wood
 Narcuru: burning wood area
 MungoDude: more flaming wood?
 LurkerSpine: MurdLRR
 Genie_M: Lava wood run
 baltimore_667083: 
wildpeaks: so many biomes
  TXC2: over under in and out
 MungoDude: checkpoint? Today!...
wildpeaks: woopsie
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Boon_33: in case you had boots from some secret....
TheAinMAP: 
goatprince: Incorrect Choice
 baltimore_667083: 
 IanAllenBird: maybe if you circumvent the first one somehow you could carry them to here?
Master_Gunner: You almost looked like you knew what you were doing for a second.
TheAinMAP: 
phoenixletmeuseadashd: huh, smartest man alive not immediately followed by death
goatprince: and a sprained ankle
  TXC2: wasn't real parkour at the Olympics this year? 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TehAmelie: a "finisher" medal, like they'd give for a marathon
wildpeaks: spicy hubris
Boon_33: I hear it's tough on your knees, and really all your bones.
 MungoDude: low ceiling
 Genie_M: Also there are some new ideas but otherwise we know how these levels and design works
Boon_33: oo frogger
 0011110000110011: woah!
 brieandbacon: Gamer discovers the third dimension
Boon_33: hahahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
  TXC2: 
phoenixletmeuseadashd: 
 0011110000110011: 
 BusTed: 
 baltimore_667083: HAHAHAHA
wildpeaks: 
  TXC2: !clips
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 cookiebeard: the hubris
 IanAllenBird: 👏
goatprince: lol. lmao.
 Genie_M: Bingo
 Narcuru: HAHAHA
 Creature_Comforts: 
 MungoDude: 
 brieandbacon:   
 DeM0nFiRe: Perfect 
 GhostValv: 
Cunobelenos:    
 Molator: hubris
 GasCityGaming: !clip
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Boon_33: there's a word for that.....
  TXC2: yum yum yum
enbyKriss: 
 momma_tatts: pride cometh before a fall
Boon_33: lol
Boon_33: fun game for babies
JustMeJude: Big cheats
 MungoDude: cute table
 TehAmelie: it's the camping table of the lotus eaters
 InconsiderateHat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ShyAgitatedMageSpicyBoy-XhRwUi4w95SM3-OX
Boon_33: pressure-table, also known as a bad table.
 Dalrint: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WimpyRealTurnipYouWHY-Bbes6WGlx7IgBAez
 brieandbacon: Gotta be vewwy vewwy carwfule
 Genie_M: Don't touch the burny stuff
Boon_33: don't step in the lava....
 InconsiderateHat: I think it's the block above
 MungoDude: hitting your head
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ConfidentSuaveChimpanzeeItsBoshyTime-G-hvdvPV1UuyCAhX
 TheShokara: your hitting your head
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Boon_33: ok so you get 1 touch once burning starts or is the burn starting your last touch opportunity?
Boon_33: science
 Genie_M: Everything immediately burns
 Narcuru: can you make the bounce from here?
 brieandbacon: Slime to slime?
Boon_33: I think the burning starting is your last opportunity to touch.
 Mazrae: i stepped away did we figure out the sound door puzzle?
 Narcuru: we did
  TXC2: Mazrae  we did
 Genie_M: 236154
TjPshine: go up there instead of jumping in lava
 Genie_M: Should be doable
TjPshine: right there
TjPshine: but do a uturn, and keekp going up
JustMeJude: The difficulty spike is intense, lol
  TXC2: 
 brieandbacon: There's further up to get
 Genie_M: More up
 MungoDude: I think you might be able to get a little higher
TjPshine: I think you need to finish the leaves still
CrazySliver: now that's rude
Boon_33: they sure don't mind killin you
wildpeaks: quite the difficulty spike
Boon_33: change fire tic? lol
Boon_33: EZ PZ
 Genie_M: Nope, it's just a hard section
enbyKriss: 
  TXC2: success!
TjPshine: blaze it
  TXC2: what's the bet the speedrun skips that whole section? 
 TehAmelie: have a little Kaizo Mario but in first person i guess
  TXC2: choo choo
 brieandbacon: I didn't know how to type that in a friendly way
Boon_33: don't miss
wildpeaks: road trip \o/
 Marvoleath: you're missing the jump 
 Creature_Comforts: FPS section?
TjPshine: oh hell yes
enbyKriss: cho choo! 
 Genie_M: Fun!
 NorthstarTex: rail shooter!
Boon_33: lol the inertia from the rail car is throwing your aim off
 TehAmelie: well, i think we find out very fast if you hit the thing or not
 0011110000110011: wheeee!
 Mazrae: a rail shooter now?? are we playing time crisis?
  TXC2: going on a magic carpet ride!
 Creature_Comforts: Dismount 
 MungoDude: magic minecart
 TehAmelie: i can show you the world
Boon_33: lol
 Creature_Comforts: 
Boon_33: 
Boon_33: oofa
wildpeaks: ohno
  TXC2: oh dear
 Genie_M: Errr
wildpeaks: this is such a troll door
 brieandbacon: Yyuuuuuuupp
phoenixletmeuseadashd: toast yourself back to the checkpoint?
CrazySliver: you have snowballs now
 Marvoleath: checkpoint respawn?
Boon_33: ten thousand year in the cave of mysteries!
 Wolfstrike_NL: lava death to get to the last cp?
 DudelidouX: yup think you should have gone down
 Statist42: die to go to checkpoint?
22bebo: Checkpoint!
 MungoDude: yeah I'd respawn
 Creature_Comforts: Trolling
Boon_33: yay, magic railcart ride part2
 brieandbacon: It's a long-cut
 Creature_Comforts: This is a troll map
  TXC2: the purpose of that door is what just happened 
Boon_33: or you can redo that part with snowballs?
 corpocracy: I think you need to hit the target before you crash
 shurtal: this is the most unusual tiktok i've seen today
Boon_33: well it was a fun ride into confusion/
 IanAllenBird: no this is definitely lower in the level again
wildpeaks: the tiny oven had a target on it too, or was it just decorative ?
 Genie_M: But now you have snowball
 Narcuru: that's just the fletching table
 Genie_M: So new path?
 MungoDude: you hit the checkpoint on your way to die
  Sarah_Serinde: You stepped on that checkpoint just as you said "let's die again"
 Mazrae: you stepped on the checkpoint
YeomanAres: You reset the checkpoint just then
enbyKriss: You hit a new checkpoint
 creasehearst: you stepped on the checkpoint plate just before you jumped off
JustMeJude: You just hit the checkpoint
 brieandbacon: You accidentally stood on the checkpoint
 SymphonySolstice: you stepped on it....
 MungoDude: or maybe the stone path inside was the way forward after all?
 TehAmelie: impressive, the kill field defeats creative mode
letsbelgo: You'd think a Canadian could throw a snowball
 brieandbacon: Nah, there's a bubblelift on that monolith, so I reckon you get into it another way than jumping out the minecart
  TXC2: Victoria is the non snow part of Canada 
 IanAllenBird: is there anything else in this room?
 Wicker_Guide: is it a timing puzzle to go through both doors?
 quatoria: isn't that a target on the stove?
 brieandbacon: There's a chest, and there are buttons between the bunks
 NorthstarTex: I think you were supposed to go straight
CrazySliver: there is probably a place earlier with a target?
 IanAllenBird: hm
 quatoria: haha ooohh
 Genie_M: But now you have snowball so other places open?
wildpeaks: maybe the door wasn't a troll after all ?
 rxpalindrome: now that you have snowballs there might be new things to do where it sent you
 brieandbacon: We've not noticed any ohter targets
 TheOtherTrevor: At the end of the lava, what happens if you throw at the target that dispenses the cart before you fly past?
 Genie_M: When you start flying
 TheOtherTrevor: You can see the cart dispensing target to the left as you come out of the track above the lava
 Wolfstrike_NL: When you start flying with the cart, there is a rock the is on level with you that you might be able to reach?
 ElCoggins: Just had a look at the video. Happy to share if you want to know
 Wolfstrike_NL: that is on *
 MungoDude: do you lose the ability to throw as soon as the cart starts flying?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Exit to you right now?
YeomanAres: I don't know why the snow ball isn't working while flying, I think that's what you're supposed to do
 IanAllenBird: you're still throwing them at that point, they're just going way high up
 TehAmelie: this is a reach but maybe you can hide the snowball in the inventory and then reequip it
 ElCoggins: The problem is it shouldn't stop
 Creature_Comforts: It seems to be firing them way above you when you get to that part?
 Genie_M: You should be able to hit tat target
grappler12: It looked like your hitbox was higher than where your camera was and the snowballs were being thrown much higher than it looked
 Mazrae: it looked like you were throwing them way above your head for a sec
 vegetalss4: What happens if you don't hit the book target? that one doesn't have an obvious purpose to me?
 Genie_M: So you flying through
 rxpalindrome: the snowball now working seems weird, like you should fly through those doors on the cart
 DudelidouX: There is a time where you can hit this target while flying
 MungoDude: @vegetalss4 the book target makes the minecart fly, else it crashes
 DudelidouX: Dunno might be
 GhostValv: maybe at the very last second?
 Genie_M: It seems so
 vegetalss4: @MungoDude I see
wildpeaks: worth a try
22bebo: Can you hit it twice before getting on the cart?
 Genie_M: Aim much lower
CrazySliver: problem seems to be wonky snowball throwing
 Creature_Comforts: It's shooting the snowballs about 10 blocks higher than you think it is
 ElCoggins: It is
Creideiki_SE: Yes.
YeomanAres: Yes
 Genie_M: It seems your shooting from higher
 NorthstarTex: your snowballs looked like they were coming from above your head
 DudelidouX: The 2 doors opening make sense now
 Genie_M: You do throw just from higher
 Creature_Comforts: The point of release is bugged.
OrangeBeard: I think you do throw, but it just looks bugged
 Genie_M: You can see your snowball fly much higher
wildpeaks: oh yeah it's bugged, it's shooting from way too high
 0011110000110011: something's definitely wrong here
YeomanAres: It looks like a bug
 DeM0nFiRe: Seems like for some reason the snowballs are WAY above your head there
 NorthstarTex: bugged
 Genie_M: It's bugging
 SymphonySolstice: when you start flying the snowballs are launching from your head
 Creature_Comforts: The game thinks you're higher than you are
 Genie_M: Here yes - later it looks they launched higher
enbyKriss: Yeah, flying cart shooting looks bugged
 TehAmelie: throwing snowballs AND flying in a magic minecart was clearly too much power
  TXC2: gonna have to learn to adjust aim I guess 
OrangeBeard: I don't think Mojang priotised testing snowballs from flying minecarts
 0011110000110011: it's a really cool idea, I wish it worked
wildpeaks: that's too bad it's bugged, it's a cool idea to fly through doors on a flying minecrat
Boon_33: the minecart having inertia is changing the trajectory too
Boon_33: physics, how do they work?
 Mazrae: just spectate your way through the wall where you crashed?
 MungoDude: I guess you just gotta keep spamming your throws
 Wicker_Guide: it's minefract, they don't
 IanAllenBird: this came out in april, maybe something in a newer version broke it?
 Wicker_Guide: *minecraft
wildpeaks: I suspect framerate affecting inertia
 Genie_M: Spam
Boon_33: TIL james would be no good at a drive-by
letsbelgo: lol
 Creature_Comforts: Wow that is awfuk
 Creature_Comforts: awful
  TXC2: poo butts
 Statist42: oh did we figure out the snowball minecrat mistery? had to step away for a moment
 Genie_M: Check which version they recommend?
 TheShokara: Map's broken 
JustMeJude: Can you load in a different version?
  TXC2: Statist42  yes, but we think it's bugged
Creideiki_SE: Time to give up Minecraft and become an FPS streamer, playing CoD all day?
 Statist42: @TXC2 bummer
 LordZarano: It says it's for 1.21.3
wildpeaks: what's the name of the map by the way ?
  TXC2: wildpeaks  parkour volcano
 IanAllenBird: 😔
wildpeaks: thanks
 0011110000110011: at this point I'd just go creative mode and put some redstone torches or something
 Narcuru: from 13 days ago somone else had a similar issue
 BusTed: sick
 IanAllenBird: whoa
wildpeaks: niice
 TehAmelie: sweet
 Narcuru: Hielke 13 days ago Heya! Is this Java or Bedrock?
 DeM0nFiRe: neat
 0011110000110011: 
 IanAllenBird: uhoh
  TXC2: like the end of Portal 2
 Genie_M: Credits roll
phoenixletmeuseadashd: now do it again faster or roast? 
 NorthstarTex: ironmaiden?!
 Wicker_Guide: wait, custom music?
 baltimore_667083: yep that's iron maiden
 baltimore_667083: the trooper, to be exact
 NorthstarTex: yep thats The Tooper
  TXC2: is this gonna get the VOD muted?
Boon_33: nice
 IanAllenBird: fences
 Mazrae: use the fences
nyoomgoom: classic rising lava level
letsbelgo: bye
 Genie_M: Cool
 Wolfstrike_NL: Time to Volcano the Escape!
Boon_33: and we run, we run so far awayyyy
 MungoDude: ah, James vs the Volcano, classic Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan
 DeM0nFiRe: 
JustMeJude: This map is sick though, despite the bugs which is unfortunate
Boon_33: lol
 Genie_M: "we were so close to the finish" .... Well
 Manae: Such a good tune for this
22bebo: Where is this song from originally?
 DeM0nFiRe: wow cool
 TehAmelie: hmm Mojang is still working on those new blocks you can make fly, right? maybe it's screwing with how the flying minecart works
 0011110000110011: @22bebo The Trooper by Iron Maiden
Boon_33: things are heating up!
22bebo: Ah yes, thank you!
 Genie_M: This is something
wildpeaks: quite a long sequence without checkpoints
Boon_33: simply go faster 
JuneBlue58: Zero margin for error there.
TheAinMAP: 
Boon_33: wild level
  TXC2: this a toughie
 pleonasticTautology: this is so cool though
 pleonasticTautology: it's very like
 pleonasticTautology: mario odyssey darkest side
 Mazrae: i feel like this is a dont think just do moment
 Genie_M: You can turn off the rising lava? (And the music)
enbyKriss: Intense finish!
wildpeaks: I imagine it's the final of the map ?
Boon_33: @Genie_M well heck he can close the whole game
 Genie_M: You can do this
 Dalrint: We believe in you
  TXC2: uh.....one more ?
Boon_33: music makes you better, I learned that from Tony Hawk.
Boon_33: valuble miliseconds lost on that explosion
 TehAmelie: that TNT only made us half dead. must be the power of music
 Genie_M: This is actually really tense
  TXC2: it sure is
Boon_33: @TehAmelie I think the tiny bit of extra distance from touching it with his foot made the difference between injury and 'minecraft'
 Creature_Comforts: 
  TXC2: he's gaming chat!
JustMeJude: First try
Boon_33: gamer grindset
Creideiki_SE: It's a joy watching a professional gamer at their craft.
Boon_33: ahhhhhh
wildpeaks: wow so tense
 Genie_M: Oh gods
 TehAmelie: is the lava rubberbanding?
 MungoDude: whew
Krillin_fan: we can unlcench now
 pn55: Did so good though!
 Mazrae: spectate your way in?
enbyKriss: That was such a run! Wow!
 brieandbacon: Hey, it's more progress than the first times!
 pleonasticTautology: that was such a good run james
Boon_33: live, yell, repeat.
 MungoDude: time to breathe
JustMeJude: That fall is what ended you
 Genie_M: Intense!
Boon_33: breathing time
 pleonasticTautology: maybe take a small break before another go?
 brieandbacon: Good thing Uno's not doing it, with his ping
 vegetalss4: I'm very impressed by your even being able to try this
Boon_33: @brieandbacon oofa
 LordZarano: Can you imagine Uno trying to do this over the international connection?
 Mazrae: spectate/cheat your way in so the lava doesnt start rising?
 Genie_M: Unclench
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 MungoDude: actually I probably need to do rajio taiso
 Dalrint: "Hi Mom, a man on the internet told me I needed to call you. No, nothing's wrong. Nothing's wrong, really!"
 Wicker_Guide: @Dalrint I promise you I haven't been replaced by a pod person. I repeat I have not Been Relplaced By A Pod Pwerson"
 pleonasticTautology: welcome back, james
 Genie_M: Water yes
JustMeJude: I went downstairs and have water
 MungoDude: I did some stretches yes
 brieandbacon: You think I'd have been off the phone by now?!
 pleonasticTautology: i did drink water, and stretched, and also went to the bathroom
 GasCityGaming: I drank water
 Narcuru: is getting coffee fine?
 Mazrae: i ate a couple of biscuits
goatprince: 9 did that
 Narcuru: it wasnt water
 IanAllenBird: I got up and got an energy drink
YeomanAres: What a relief
goatprince: i*
 ContingentCat: I got coffee, is that ok?
 Ravynn: Whew
 NorthstarTex: does getting up and walking around count?
 0011110000110011: I did sit in complete silence, but I'll take my meds now
 baskwalla: Cat is on my lap so I’m stuck.
 creasehearst: i watched the new crapshot
 VinylMinty: o/ howdy james
 MehallD: I kept playing Wuthering Waves on my main screen
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @creasehearst I'm sorry.
sephsays: stretching would interrupt my *reading* time, why would i do that
wildpeaks: I got distracted and didn't realize 4 minutes had passed
goatprince: oh, yeah, no, wait, the thing i did was also watch the newest crapshot
 pleonasticTautology: i'm slowly unpacking things
 MungoDude: oooh
 GhostValv: spicy
 Molator: i made breakfast
wildpeaks: *gasp*
 ContingentCat: Fancy
 pleonasticTautology: including all the mail i got while i was away
 Mazrae: i like room temp bottled water
 TehAmelie: i have a health drank with zinc and stuff. feels good
JustMeJude: James lore unlocked
Sogheim: I got caramel tea. is tasty.
 Genie_M: Brita huh?
 Dalrint: But...isn't the britta water just tap water  but better?
 pleonasticTautology: i got a bass guitar in the mail while i was away
 GasCityGaming: it is VERY good
  TXC2: Jordan or Jordynne ?
goatprince: the vibes are disgusting and it's wonderful
 UltraVioletVodoo: its a good crapshot
JustMeJude: Let's watch it together chat
 Wicker_Guide: Jordynne
 GasCityGaming: Jordynne
Master_Gunner: it was awful (complementary)
 creasehearst: @TXC2 Jordynne
 pleonasticTautology: i'm excited to watch it; gonna after the stream
 Stormgod519: well, good morning James!
 baltimore_667083: bork
 Genie_M: I usually don't get references
JustMeJude: I did not get the reference and thought it was hilarious
 Stormgod519: hi chat
 GhostValv: *unasked*
 Molator: i think i get the general reference
  TXC2: hello Stormgod519  welcome
 TehAmelie: i think i deduced the references
 Stormgod519: @TXC2 morning, friend
 Wicker_Guide: I have onyl the most distant awareness of what is referenced. It was still *euuugh*-type funny
  TXC2: Jade has oppions and they are valid!
JustMeJude: *opens Google*
 gualdhar: jesus christ that crapshot is perfect
 Molator: now i want to go further
 pleonasticTautology: i read the title to my partner (hi james yr on my tv) and she went "GODDDDD"
 Dalrint: I have a friend who makes me watch the tradwife videos, and yeah this is perfect.
 Genie_M: Really good music
 IanAllenBird: have you tried asking the volcano nicely not to kill you?
  TXC2: based on just the title, James is EXTREMELY correct on "don't go deeper"
 IanAllenBird: ikjnhuikmjnui
goatprince: well.
 baltimore_667083: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Where did this trident come from?
 0011110000110011: 
  TXC2: COOL GAME!
 Manae: *The message was not received*
 Creature_Comforts: Volcano said no'
 Dalrint: the volcano cares not for your request.
 Wicker_Guide: asked and answered
 GhostValv: imagine not including xoxox
 IanAllenBird: my bad I guess damn
Boon_33: welp, this means WAR
22bebo: Gotta be stern
 Mazrae: try being mean instead?
MrTulip: ask rudely
 MungoDude: I like how you signed your verbal ask
 GhostValv: D:
Last1031: have we tried attacking the volcano with the snow ball
Boon_33: is there loot in that secret chest in that secret room?
  TXC2: "dear Volcano, wish a motherfucker would, signed, Pompeii."
 MungoDude: how about asking the volcano nicely to get bent?
 Dalrint: Everyone knows a real gamer blames his tools, James. It was your keyboard's fault!
Boon_33: war were declared
 TehAmelie: maybe ask about the volcano's dad
 Creature_Comforts: Something, something, snowball's chance in hell
CrazySliver: Just wear your lavawalk boots
 TheOtherTrevor: time well spent
 NorthstarTex: o7
Boon_33: have we tried running?
 Genie_M: Just win
 Mazrae: ignore the volcano?
lastspartan607: Did you invite the new premier minecraft player of LLR to this stream?
Boon_33: simply don't go into the volcano? well that would break the plot.
 TehAmelie: you know, most volcanoes are in the middle of a decades long argument with someone who isn't there
 Dalrint: this music is fantastic
  TXC2: lastspartan607  yes, but Wheeler needed to do a homestream
  TXC2: really hope this music free to use 
 brieandbacon: It'll be reet
Boon_33: the fall makes this more dramatic
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 Songar87: Yay for more jumpyman! 
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Boon_33: well that fall didn't
 Genie_M: Ayy
  TXC2: be cool if there's rubber banding on the lava
 MungoDude: 
 Dalrint: Yeah the bunnyhopping is messing you up.
 TehAmelie: imagine if you could diagonal jump. . .
 Songar87: Having joined late, is this a new Hielke map?
 IanAllenBird: yeah
wildpeaks: yes, the finale
Boon_33: @TehAmelie it's ² faster!
 LordZarano: It is!
 Songar87: Niiiice! 
wildpeaks: I like the callback to all the biomes we went through
 Songar87: The animations and stuff seem crazy sophisticated!
Boon_33: @Boon_33 sorry √2
 Genie_M: Climbed the volcano went from the top to the bottom and now escaping through the center up
goatprince: how dare you make a mistake and now do it perfectly first try, james
 Songar87: HUGE Crate vibes from that starting elevator
 Songar87: *Create
  TXC2: how much of that feeling is the music telling you that? 
Boon_33: GottaGoFast
 Songar87: This tune slaps!
Boon_33: the lava is telling us to go faster....
Boon_33: The greed, trying to sneak in more bunny hops near the edges.
  TXC2: chat he's the 
Boon_33: @TXC2 well goats are great at climbing
 Creature_Comforts: 
 IanAllenBird: oh rude
 MungoDude: I wonder if that was the exit to another shortcut?
Boon_33: uh, if you tame one are you safe?
 Songar87: WAT
 Genie_M: They stay on top
 brieandbacon: Just ride them up
 PsychoI3oy: ride the lava up once you're on a strider
 DeM0nFiRe: maybe you can ride a strider up?
 DudelidouX: Ride one to the top?
Tehbeard: Sit on them?
 0011110000110011: you can ride one to the top right?
 Mazrae: ride one up
 Dalrint: Get on one
Boon_33: Ride them ponies!
 IanAllenBird: phew
wildpeaks: woohoo
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 MungoDude: whee
 Wicker_Guide: wictory
Creideiki_SE:  
  TXC2: ride them up, pack em in
 Marvoleath: wait for lava while mounted
Krillin_fan:    
 Marvoleath: yea
goatprince: did you do it
 Songar87:   
 vegetalss4: Made it to the top with enough time to panic
 0011110000110011: this map is so cool
  Sarah_Serinde:   
 pn55: 
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 TehAmelie: i now think the lava accelerates the whole time
 Manae:    
Boon_33: Making a friend was the most important part.
  TXC2:   
 Genie_M: Nice!
 IanAllenBird: 👏
 ContingentCat: 
 0011110000110011:   
 Songar87: Soooooo cool!
 far2muchsarcasm:   
 pleonasticTautology: woooo!
Kentosaurus: gg
 TehAmelie: but yaay
 baltimore_667083:   
 Ravynn:   
TheAinMAP: 
 Dalrint:     
 Ravynn: Lol
 pleonasticTautology: 
Boon_33: heheheh
 GhostValv: 
 Creature_Comforts: D
 IanAllenBird: I wonder how many shortcuts are in that last section
Boon_33: D for Done!
 NorthstarTex: gg, wish the rail part worked
 Genie_M: 9 minutes remember?
  TXC2: D for done
 Stormgod519: hey, James got the D!
 MungoDude: need to beat 5000 for C
 pn55: Except for the snowball bug, this map was great!
 Manae: And now, mystery door!
 TehAmelie: D for da 
 brieandbacon: No, they're just saying that you drank
 vegetalss4:   
 VinylMinty: now do it faster
 Wicker_Guide: D for Degree
 Stormgod519: well, great job james
 Marvoleath: Ds get degrees? 
 Stormgod519: that was very well done
rogerivany: D is a pass
wildpeaks: D for you Did it \o/
MWGNZ: d for Dbugged
 Stormgod519: the thing is, I wouldnt be able to do that at all
 Creature_Comforts: We probably would've gotten a C if the Minecart worked right
 Stormgod519: Zipline?!?
 Dalrint: Gotta practice your speedrun
  TXC2: Stormgod519  Gondala
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Stormgod519: @TXC2 i was close
 MungoDude: 
 Narcuru: you fell/splat
Boon_33: delta Vee
Skakerman_: again again!
 Stormgod519: oh no
 Stormgod519: LOL
Tehbeard: Reverse sequence break
 brieandbacon: Fly, you fool
 Stormgod519: welp, have at it James
 pn55: 
 MungoDude: timer has stopped
rogerivany: We live here now
Boon_33: movie time!
 ckupf: low res meta?
 TehAmelie: they went full MLG Quake pro mode?
 Stormgod519: okay, brb, my pc is dying
 TehAmelie: i seem to remember you use shift to jump just barely to the jump pad
 brieandbacon: The look up to get the gondola was a bit of a shortcut
 0011110000110011: but that skips the whole creeper part neat
 Dalrint: This is clearly a TAN, Tool-Assisted-Minecraft
 Dalrint: TAM even whoops
 TehAmelie: of course, imagine Minecraft without tools
 Molator: big cheats
 brieandbacon: Sprinting then jumping?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Luigi mode.
  TXC2: it's like they launch some how
 ContingentCat: It feels weird watching this without hearing an AI voice read a reddit story to me lol
 ContingentCat: true
 brieandbacon: Not there yet
 Dalrint: But how else will I hear about how a guy got back at his HoA?
 IanAllenBird: I think they bypassed it
rogerivany: All I see is people doing makeup while telling stories on TikTok.  Though I watching a youtuber react to the stories.
wildpeaks: waaat
 Genie_M: Of course
 TehAmelie: did they make a Mario triple jump?
 IanAllenBird: oh ok
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 creasehearst: they're duilt bifferent
 GhostValv: 100%
wildpeaks: sounds intentional
 IanAllenBird: : O
 DeM0nFiRe: WAT
  TXC2: yeah!
 0011110000110011: ????
 GhostValv: 
CrazySliver: now that's just flexing
 MungoDude: wow
 SymphonySolstice: 
 pleonasticTautology: skip?????????
 DeM0nFiRe: I think you were throwwing them but the game bugged and had the snowballs WAY above your head
 LordZarano: 1.20.4 would've been the newest version when the map was released. Maybe the minecart worked in that
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  Juliamon: a SECOND secret
  TXC2: score 1 for james there
 IanAllenBird: ohoho
wildpeaks: double secret
 MungoDude: nice skip
wildpeaks: the triple
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  TXC2: the triple!
 Ravynn: Trixy!
 IanAllenBird: yeah I thought that might be one
wildpeaks: oh heck
 IanAllenBird: lmao
 0011110000110011: won't they still have to wait for the lava to rise at the end?
 Ravynn: Good ol Lava parkour
 Molator: you can climb lava?
  Juliamon: It has water physics... technically
wildpeaks: lava climbing seems a bit much
 IanAllenBird: I don't think I'd count those lava climbs as secrets
phoenixletmeuseadashd: chat called that obe
 DeM0nFiRe: These are so obvious how did you miss them 
 IanAllenBird: what
 0011110000110011: ?????
wildpeaks: what
 MungoDude: wowsers
 pleonasticTautology: what
 pn55: 
  TXC2: and then there's a drone at the end 
 Ravynn: Hahahaha
 GhostValv: wowie
 brieandbacon: Have you tried getting gud?
 pn55: That's just rude! 
wildpeaks: ok that was a cool secret
 Genie_M: So you don't wait for the lava
 Dalrint: We are still proud of you James?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: of course there's a way to not have to wait for the lava
Boon_33: flew out on the phantom, why didn't you think of that?
goatprince: clearly they were on a different level thn you
 vegetalss4: On reflexion it makes sense there was a final secret, otherwise there wouldn't have been much room for speedrunning
Boon_33: ok, 2nd secret is Left!
 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Navigate the medieval obstacles.
 NorthstarTex: Lrrbot on point
 brieandbacon: !holes
  LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
 NorthstarTex: !badadvice
  LRRbot: 33B: Don't be a coward.
 GhostValv: D:
 pn55: 
 MungoDude: beets by dre
 ContingentCat: 
 Ravynn: It's a Beets by James stream now
 pn55: Cancelled
 NorthstarTex: the hell did the beets do to you?
  TXC2: you're right James, beets are the whole amount 
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Keep your eye on the cheese.
 Dalrint: Another gimmick map?
 MungoDude: 
goatprince: vibe
JustMeJude: Watch the new Crapshot
 baltimore_667083: punch a chunk 
JustMeJude: lol
 VinylMinty: Do a dropper?
 ContingentCat: !findquote beets
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 gualdhar: Just Beats 2 the anti-beats
22bebo: Build our own parkourse!
goatprince: REwatch the new crapshot
 Marvoleath: Now do it properly? 
TheAinMAP: Replant beets.
 SpleenLord: What's behind the lava fall at the start?
 creasehearst: you could do some single item speedruns
rogerivany: Punch a parkour course?
 Dalrint: Vault hunters!
Krat_Arona: Dig a hole?
 dragon_pandaDnd: play mtg arena?
Tehbeard: Light level?
 Wicker_Guide: no water nearby I think
 MungoDude: need water?
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: spawn protection
 Wicker_Guide: I believe so
 TehAmelie: cauldrons leak i guess
Tehbeard: Water in cauldron doesnot irrigate
 baltimore_667083: dirt
JustMeJude: Beets
goatprince: a goat
 SpleenLord: Door
CrazySliver: brown shroom
 ContingentCat: beets
 PsychoI3oy: beets
 pn55: Beets
 Genie_M: Or a bingo?
 Dalrint: Map
phoenixletmeuseadashd: lava bucket
 Creature_Comforts: watermelon
 vegetalss4: gold
 TehAmelie: snowball
 baltimore_667083: cactus
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: nether brick
 Genie_M: Mule
  TXC2: charcoal?
goatprince: a goat horn
 Wicker_Guide: wither skull
sephsays: Roast salmon
 UnknownFriday: Brown Panda
Last1031: clock
 MungoDude: note block
 NorthstarTex: all dog species?
 LordZarano: A bundle
 creasehearst: skeleton horse
 baltimore_667083: mule
 Wolfstrike_NL: Dig until you naturally find a trial chamber
goatprince: james why are you dismissing my goat suggestions
 NorthstarTex: I second skeleton horse
Tehbeard: leather and string
goatprince: i'm devastated
 Genie_M: Mule
 MungoDude: yeah 1 leather and 1 string, could dye it a specific colour for additional challenge
UnnnaturalD20 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
 UnnnaturalD20: 5 years what has time done to me
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22bebo: A parkourse
 UltraVioletVodoo: dragon egg
 SpleenLord: Serge's head
 NorthstarTex: blaze rod% speedrun?
sephsays: Chainmail helmet!
 wordnerdify: spectral arrow
goatprince: fine. get a dog instead
monitor360: 8 block diamond vein
 Wolfstrike_NL: Find a horse and name it goat
 Marvoleath: Donkey?
 badpandabear: Dog armor?
 Wicker_Guide: dripstone
GreyThey: Axolotl in a bucket
22bebo: Find a goat and name it goat
 Ravynn: Scute?
 corpocracy: Read chat suggestions for 40 minutes
JustMeJude: Ender pearl
22bebo: Scute swarm?
 Genie_M: Sponge
 Wolfstrike_NL: squat for 40 minutes
 0011110000110011: wear a carved pumpkin
 Narcuru: you could try
JustMeJude: Beat the game, go
 baskwalla: Guess it’s time for squats 
 VinylMinty: fastest nether portal run?
 Wicker_Guide: see how far you get?
Master_Gunner: sure
  TXC2: give it a go!
sephsays: Not with that attitude
Last1031: use a speed run seed
 Ravynn: I think you'll find the portal, whether you can ignite it is going to be the question?
  TXC2: Neither in 20 mins I reckon
TheAinMAP: What's your personal best?
 MungoDude: can you see a village or shipwreck?
CrazySliver: trying to beat the game is fun until you have to farm endermen
sephsays: What's your personal worst?
goatprince: it's loadin in al lthe goats
 NorthstarTex: 
 wordnerdify: internet gremlins
 0011110000110011: you're in parkour mode still
 Narcuru: you can break blocks lol
 TehAmelie: refreshing to be able to break blocks eh
 LurkerSpine: Wait is James speed running now?
JustMeJude: Do it
 Genie_M: Name it tricky trial
monitor360: So speedy!
 PsychoI3oy: beets 󠀀
JustMeJude: beets
Milleg2: 1
 brieandbacon: Butts
 VinylMinty: YoutuberJamesTurner
 Narcuru: beatthegame
 MungoDude: Small Dripleaf
 Dalrint: Wahooooooo
SeriousTyroo: acorn
GreyThey: Goat Beets
 hb8u: cantescapevolcano
 baltimore_667083: bee movie
 Wicker_Guide: coolminecraftseed
 dragon_pandaDnd: 56min
SeismicLawns: gamesturner
 Alness49: Turnip for What
wildpeaks: beetthegame
 TehAmelie: fresh beets
 LurkerSpine: Moonshoes
 0011110000110011: something starting with w, I know years ago that made crazy stuff like extremehills generate
wildpeaks: here we gooo \o/
 TehAmelie: well, we have easily accessible stone at least
 dragon_pandaDnd: beet the game
 Genie_M: Blaze rods
 Narcuru: get eye of enders somehow
Master_Gunner: nether portal, blaze rods, ender pearls, eye of ender
 Narcuru: and a bow/sword would be useful
 MungoDude: make tools, ?, jump in fountain in end
 dragon_pandaDnd: get a brown panda?
22bebo: Can we name the next sheep goat?
 Genie_M: Food
goatprince: kiss the dog
goatprince: hug the dog
 MungoDude: ooh I see an underwater ruined portal
goatprince: cherish the dog
goatprince: sigh
 Wicker_Guide: dogs do eat sheep
 Genie_M: Jump around on ice
 dragon_pandaDnd: prey to the sheep god
 LurkerSpine: Now that's what I call pod racing, volume 6
 Wicker_Guide: blaze rods and ender pearls are the two big blockers, yeah
 Dalrint: What's the item we're hunting for again?
 MungoDude: arrows can help
 Wicker_Guide: @Dalrint progression to "end" of game
 dragon_pandaDnd: what music are we listen to by the way?
wildpeaks: our bed now
goatprince: he'll yea
 TehAmelie: there's a joke here somewhere about rods and pearls being the essential items
wildpeaks: uh oh
sephsays: only you can ignore forest fires
Master_Gunner: who decided to build a village here!?
Tripleyew subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 131 months, currently on a 131 month streak!
 Tripleyew: ‘afternoon, James, and howdy all
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 TehAmelie: it's fine, there's plenty more villages in the sea
duckace11: do we want these beds for the ender fight?
  TXC2: hello Tripleyew  welcome
wildpeaks: "good luck with the fire"
22bebo: "Sorry I burned down your village, here's some gold."
  TXC2: village with Forrest on fire, 1.1 mil or best offer
 Creature_Comforts: I think the MC speedrun community legalized stronghold calculators
JustMeJude: After that hectic parkour, calming seems appropriate
  TXC2: gotta go fast, but in a serene, almost Buddhist manner
Master_Gunner: well you need the pearls to go to the end
 TehAmelie: is it a desert or a beach with monomania? the eternal question
nappitatti subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
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 MungoDude: I think modern meta is trading with piglins for pearls
  TXC2: shattered portal was gonna be my 2nd speedrun suggestion
JustMeJude: There's another village to the right I think
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BlueChloroplast:   
 TehAmelie: second buckets is for amateurs am i right
rogerivany: lucky it was a large lava pool
 pn55: That is always impressive
 MungoDude: wow
wildpeaks: uh oh
 TehAmelie: livin on the edge
  TXC2: fine, it's fine , 
 PsychoI3oy: this parkour map is rough
 MungoDude: at a bastion you can get gold and trade for pearls maybe
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: wow
 pn55: Cool spawn
 0011110000110011: if this was normal survival it'd be incredibly lucky to find a bastion that easy
  TXC2: I keep forgetting we dont have eltrya 
 MungoDude: note coords of portal?
 IanAllenBird: oh more lava parkour
CrazySliver: At least the lava isn't rising
 TehAmelie: if humans could fly wearing the right clothes, would we constantly forget and fall and die?
 DeM0nFiRe: RIPeroni pizza
 IanAllenBird: whoops
 MungoDude: rip all that iron
  TXC2: TehAmelie I've known people forget to put on their prosthetic leg, so yes 
 TehAmelie: oof xD
 MungoDude: nice
22bebo: I am also hungry.
 DeM0nFiRe: Your hunger bar is full, you're not hungry
 MungoDude: nice, a village
 Dalrint: They're just slacking you about your cars extended warranty.
phoenixfeather14: more iron, possible diamonds, food, all sorts of good things
rogerivany: The last I tried the 9, 9 trick it didn't work.  Nothing there.
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wildpeaks: happy little sheep
  Juliamon: Possibly you were off by a chunk
 MungoDude: yeah, sometimes the map marker looks like it's on the chunk next to where it actually is
rogerivany: I don't think it spawned at all.
 TehAmelie: at least we get an entire wheat field worth of food
rogerivany: I'm guessing we died when I got food?  We don't have any gold armour now.
 MungoDude: shield?
phoenixfeather14: make the nuggets into ingots for an extra inventory slot?
 MungoDude: we fell in lava in the nether because of ghast
rogerivany: Turn on fire tick and look for fire.
 PsychoI3oy: that village burned down, firetick is on
 Dalrint: Try not to burn this one down too
 TehAmelie: we've only burned down one village out of like five
wildpeaks: meow
rogerivany: The stupidity of villagers always amazes me.  The armourer can never find that block.
  Juliamon: Blacksmiths seem like the second-rarest villager (rarest being fisherman)
 MungoDude: we could spelunk for diamonds, but it'd probably take a while
 brieandbacon: Left
 LordZarano: !advice
  LRRbot: Never trust someone who paraphrases Cormac McCarthy.
  Juliamon: Fortunately it's a decently large pool
  Juliamon: emergency gravel hunt GO
grimreaper80123: <message deleted>can I join?
 brieandbacon: a line of wood to the portal?
 TehAmelie: i don't suppose you can make a portal 4 tall and 5 wide. but it would look hilarious
grimreaper80123: <message deleted>bitch
  Juliamon: you can and it does
   Anubis169: bye
 alexsteacy: Pfff
 TehAmelie: ha
 MungoDude: first try flint
 Dalrint: wow
 pn55: Does the "can I join?" ever work anywhere?
  TXC2: pn55  no 
   Anubis169: sometimes, but nobody ever learns to judge where
  Juliamon: this is not a better spawn
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can I play Minecraft in my own single player world? Wait, why am I even asking that?
enbyKriss: Are we speedrunning?
 brieandbacon: The heck is in our top-right inventory slot?
 brieandbacon: *top-left
  TXC2: enbyKriss  yeah kinda
JustMeJude: The blue biome spawns lots of enderman for pearls
 LordZarano: They're scared of zombies
 MungoDude: the zombies and nonzombies hate each other iirc
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Also brutes.
 LordZarano: Lava bucket can be good for dealing with brutes
  Juliamon: James playing with fire... or lava
 TehAmelie: who made these lava pools? did they want to live in a copy of the mines of Isengard?
lyllithblackstar: hihi
  TXC2: hello lyllithblackstar  welcome
 MungoDude: you can throw all the ingots in one spot and he'll be more likely to stay still, especially if that spot is in a little hole
 TehAmelie: i'd like to think they take that time to check the gold for purity, cause they think it might be fake
enbyKriss: Me too TehAmelie
  TXC2: need to add an animation of them biting the gold
enbyKriss: That would be cute
 TehAmelie: totes
JustMeJude: Wander into the wild blue
enbyKriss: Time to dig
JustMeJude: Imagine you die here
enbyKriss: 
enbyKriss: I hate navigating the nether with it's sheer drop offs into death
  TXC2: "oh this is AWFUL!" me, on waking up
enbyKriss: TXC2 oh same!
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I see the sounds are still The Worst 
  Juliamon: enderman confirmed unable to jump
PorpoisesUnknown: It's the Turner Around. His name is James!
wildpeaks: boop'd
 MungoDude: they can teleport a maximum of 32 blocks in each dimension it seems
enbyKriss: That lad was on fire
JustMeJude: THE CLUTCH JUMP
rogerivany: I love being killed by Endermen I don't even see til they attack me
wildpeaks: the colors are so pretty here
wildpeaks: woohoo \o/
JustMeJude: GOT ONE
  TXC2: good enough!
enbyKriss: One! A-a-a...
 MungoDude: 
 TehAmelie: endermen are just players who went into their own ender chest, they're harmless (lie)
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JustMeJude: Cause you HIT HIM
JustMeJude: I'd run away too
wildpeaks: *gasp*
JustMeJude: Two! A-a-a
 IanAllenBird: 😔
 brieandbacon: Not with that attitude
 MungoDude:  
 DeM0nFiRe: I bet my life savings on you beating the game 
JustMeJude: That was a bad bet
wildpeaks: such a good soundtrack
enbyKriss: Danger fortress! 
 MungoDude: you got nuggies and a normal apple, you can craft a gapple
rogerivany: One higher James so you can run under them.  
JustMeJude: Diamond sword? Or axe?
enbyKriss: Music is amazing
JustMeJude: Better than an Iron Axe? Idk, lol
jessicaengle: Hi chat!   How goes parkour?
JustMeJude: @jessicaengle We speedrunning now
 MungoDude: wark parked the oar, now we're beeting the gaem
jessicaengle: Solo speedrun?
 pn55: 
enbyKriss: Crafting an emergency gapple seems pretty good 
  TXC2: jessicaengle  parkour was good except for part that was bugged, now James is speedruning a normal game to the end
jessicaengle: Spoopy parkour
 LurkerSpine: I believe
 IanAllenBird: screw beating the game, we got horse armor, that's the real victory
JustMeJude: Time to lock in
wildpeaks: the final countdown before we crash the bus
jessicaengle: I believe in you!
 DeM0nFiRe: F
 PsychoI3oy: SURPRISE
jessicaengle: awwwwww
phoenixletmeuseadashd: HIIII you're dead
JustMeJude: NOOOOO
 pn55: 
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: whelp
 Transmuted_Elf: rip
 momma_tatts: F
 IanAllenBird: rip
 LordZarano: 
wildpeaks: RIP life savings
enbyKriss: 
 MungoDude: 
jessicaengle: 
 brieandbacon: Welp
 pleonasticTautology: pffffff
  Juliamon: me, 45 seconds ago: boy that's some low health
 badpandabear: F
 Transmuted_Elf: 
  TXC2: well poop
 pn55: Good run! 
 baskwalla: Amazing
 virgil82: I looked away for one second...
JustMeJude: Locked in too hard
TheAinMAP: 
 MungoDude: 
 brieandbacon: Well, I believe you're dead, does that count?
 pleonasticTautology: that was a lot of fun yeah, and i did! thank you for streaming, james :3
jessicaengle: I cursed our run.  My b.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @virgil82 I think that was James' problem, too.
 IanAllenBird: o7
  TXC2: thanks for streaming James
enbyKriss: Fun stream, thank you!
jessicaengle: Thank you for streaming James!
 Narcuru: Thanks for the stream!
 pleonasticTautology: bye james!
 0011110000110011: thanks for the stream
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 badpandabear: Thanks!
  TXC2: frogs are gone!
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Shadows of Doubt) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (12m from now).
 pn55: It was indeed fun! 
  TXC2: !events
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  Juliamon: Adventurer
 virgil82: @Dread_Pirate_Westley 
  Juliamon: Beej and Nelson, in the same room!!
  Juliamon: #sponsored
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 0011110000110011: later james later chat
jessicaengle: Happy Thanksgiving!
  TXC2: bye
  TXC2: !mastodon
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  TXC2: !discord
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  TXC2: !contact
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  TXC2: goodnight everybody
  TXC2: to the crapshot!
  Juliamon: ooh right
  Juliamon: I saw a Jordynne in the thumbnail and I've been very excited to watch
 TehAmelie: she plays a bold role
 Nigouki: Victoria BC: Come for the Desert Bus, stay for the Crapshoot!
 TheMerricat: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Shadows of Doubt) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (3m ago).
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
 baltimore_667083: -runs-
 baltimore_667083:   
  Juliamon: 
DideRobot: LRR: Cameron is solving mysteries on this week's Talking Sim with Shadows of Doubt! | https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113551397504431863
 TehAmelie: well played, twitch. it did launch the stream all by itself just when i was in the middle of hitting F5
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