Let's NOPE! | Amanda The Adventurer 2

 ContingentCat: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't fall for the spider trap.
 Earthenone: but the spider trap is so dreamy
 LordZarano: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
 ProcyonFlynn: !findquote monster
  LRRbot: Quote #377: "I'm stupid and I deserve to be eaten by a smoke monster." —Alex [2015-06-26]
 quasi79fu: do we get amanda tonight?
 quasi79fu: hai chat?
 TheWriterAleph: o hai
 lochnessseammonster: 
 James_the_Dabbler: Yo
 jessieimproved: I do believe we can join Amanda in her adventures tonight
 quasi79fu: the last amanda game was amazing
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: highly experienced furniture yeeters
 baltimore_667083: so that's where they live
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Trust James with your credit card.
 quasi79fu: Woollly
 Diabore: damn that is bad advice
 jessieimproved:  
KeytarCat: Pie Man!
 LordZarano: !findquote adventure
  LRRbot: Quote #1530: ""Did they died? Did they died?" "You didn't! You fell from the  ing sky and landed on the..." "Wow, what a wacky adventure! We got hit by a  ing cruise missile."" —Alex and Graham [2015-03-27]
 TheWriterAleph: baaaa
 quasi79fu: remember chat Hameln corp is your friend?
 baltimore_667083: !quote cori
  LRRbot: Quote #7209: "I WILL fight that bus!" —Cori [2020-09-19]
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 Inquisitor_Xian: Jump Scare!
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 quasi79fu: amanda has never done anything wrong?
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 electra310: Yay, nopin' time!
 itira: 
 BrowneePointz: This new Ariana single is fire
 lochnessseammonster: 
Boon_33: someone tell adam his phone is ringing in the streaming booth
 quasi79fu: lol
hug_master: 
 Mathwyn: Let us nope
 baltimore_667083: !advice
  LRRbot: Try mining the fire away.
 TheMerricat: wait.... there is a 2 to this series? HOW?!
 quasi79fu: music gettin creepy
ButButTheJesus: hi folks, I missed last week, how'd it go
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DideRobot: LRR: Ben & Adam return to the nightmare children tapes in the brand new Amanda the Adventurer 2! | Can you spell T-R-A-U-M-A-T-I-Z-E-D? | https://www.TWITCH.TV/LOADINGREADYRUN | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113552213069029989
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ThorSokar:    
 quasi79fu: isnt the spelling of traumatized just Amanda?
hug_master:  
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 Earthenone: J U S T A M A N D A
ButButTheJesus:  
 RealGamerCow: was the first one of these the kids tv show with the sheep and the vhs tapes?
 quasi79fu: ye
 lamina5432: good sound track
 couchboyj:   
 quasi79fu: Woooly
 TheMerricat: Yes
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 quasi79fu: Woooly is our favorite
hug_master: 🔪
KeytarCat: "Mutton pie is my favorite!"
 quasi79fu: woooly is also Mutton
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 Makrosian_Tay: Cos the spoops start comin and they don't stop comin
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 wiganlass: the one year of the spoopy bois!!! 
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 JoeLowe2: Spoops incoming
 baltimore_667083: perfection
 lochnessseammonster:   
hug_master:  
 quasi79fu: the giggles
 couchboyj:     
 gamercat88: perfect
MilkInBags: omg hot mic
 IanAllenBird: 👀
 quasi79fu: hai
 lochnessseammonster: 
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 N30dude: Spooky Bois!
 baltimore_667083: hi adam! hi ben!
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 Heefnoff: Spoopifer my beloved
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 raulghoulia: Jordynne looks different this week
 JoeLowe2: good evening boys
 Lord_Hosk: THier heeeeere
 lochnessseammonster: the spoopy boys are back!
 lochnessseammonster:  
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 uncleardata: 3 years! Already? Wow I'm old
 baltimore_667083: i thought we were the stinkies
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hug_master: the bois are back in town
 James_the_Dabbler: I missed it can you say it again
 quasi79fu: time to find more vhs tapes and enjoy wooly
MilkInBags: doppeljordinne
DaxStrife: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmilingKathishPicklesPicoMause-p9RkPkoGfoWXqnqU
 lochnessseammonster: new bestie
 DudelidouX: Was loud cause Cameron doesn't need to scream to be entertaining
 Makrosian_Tay: Welcome back Ben! I hope you're feeling better!
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frank_the_great: Hi Ben and Adam. Hope you're feeling healthy, Ben!
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MilkInBags: she has very cursed knowledge
 quasi79fu: uh oh mom and dad are fighting
 Heefnoff: Say yesn't
 spethycakes: Ah, the double-edged sword
 kimmiekoneko: i learned so much about parts of the internet i never wanna go to from her
YeomanAres: She didn't name him sad
 Isaac3567: She did give you a baby though
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 Cleekru: 2am and i am watching Let's Nope instead of doing my homework i need to submit by 7am.... sweet
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 Darleysam: it was just... different
 couchboyj: Not enough gambling in Spoopy games for Benjamin
 SquareDotCube: replacement, Jordynne, not replacement Jordynne
NimrodXIV: Adam learned things
 BrowneePointz: same fam
 HadesLeprechaun: completely whelmed
 empyreon: what makes a man turn neutral?
 math_nerdette: You all make us happy
frank_the_great: What makes a man turn neutral?
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 spethycakes: Jordynne did get a Patented Adam Scare in
 Heefnoff: Don't fuck sick smh
 quasi79fu: ben got the plague?
 BusTed: aww
hug_master: they working at a starbux they should feel nothing
MilkInBags: oh it's that nicole!
MilkInBags: Hot Dog Nicole
 TheMerricat: Alex was quite confused when he found the baby btw Adam.
 BrowneePointz: HOW ABOUT UNDERMINE THO BEN!!
 Heefnoff: "That fuckin hit me" is a classic
 BusTed:   
emboar2235: arcane was fucking cinema
 BusTed: charlie brown ass
 quasi79fu: hahahahaa
 Earthenone: the sad hulk walk
Blakemcm: loool
 Heefnoff: LMAOOOOOO
 SnackPak_: daaang
ButButTheJesus: uwu its owovuh?
 Tangsm: Like an adult penguin
 RealGamerCow: toddled
 Heefnoff: It's waddling adjacent
 quasi79fu: we got a wadddler here
MWGNZ: uh oh waddlies
 ohjanji: walk-lled
MilkInBags: it's waddler season at ben's
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 LowUpsideCJ: What's up one year nopelets
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 saucemaster5000: I WALKED like a REAL duck!
 Usoki7: Here we go a waffling. 
 lochnessseammonster: any waddlers?
patrick_stonecrusher: Got any grapes?
ThorSokar: oh we definitely got a waddler
 quasi79fu: get new arms lol
 Mathwyn: Wozzling Matilda, Wozzling Matilda
 thatguysteve2709: Yes
 Makrosian_Tay: WaWa? KFP referenced??
letsbelgo: yes
 LowUpsideCJ: hell yeah gobbler season at wawa
 lamina5432: yes
 gamercat88: yes get you some WaWa
 Musicsquid: Gobbler Season mentioned? 👀
 cyclopsboi: yeah
 TherapyforNarwhals: Go to Benna's cafe!
letsbelgo: wawa vs Sheetz
 electra310: Reading Terminal Market is amazing. Wawa is trash
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Just got done with the Oliver Memorium. Amazing.
 tehfewl: WAWA is good
 saucemaster5000: it has good sammiches!
  Juliamon: It's like how Japanese 7-11 is goated
 RealGamerCow: Reading Terminal is hands down the BEST convention food ever.
 lamina5432: its very medium
 gamercat88: it is good
Atlas_Lion88: WAWA is like Buck-ees
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Gekyouryuu: not all WaWas are tied to gas stations. some of them are just bodegas
 bethy_kins24: an upscale quick trip
 electra310: Wawa is less trash than Sheetz, it is an okay gas station, but it is still a gas station
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 NoxStryx: Nice!
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 lochnessseammonster: are they single?
 tehfewl: @Atlas_Lion88 whoa whoa whoa
ThorSokar: sometimes there really isn't
 quasi79fu: oh no
 BusTed: hm
 ohjanji: 
 quasi79fu: derailed
MWGNZ: 
frank_the_great: Go on
 IanAllenBird: hm,
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ButButTheJesus: I ARDLY KNO ER
 SquareDotCube: are they baptized? in au jus?
 RealGamerCow: Reading Terminal is the polar opposite of the food options at Pax East
 Darleysam: breadable
 BusTed: speak on that
 Musicsquid: Swiping Right on the gobbler erryday
MilkInBags: provide cursed content 10 minutes in
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 quasi79fu: what about Rye?
MilkInBags: adam
 cyclopsboi: hulk hogan voice: listen here breadr
 lochnessseammonster: grilled cheese
 itira: *gasp*
Orxolon: heeelloooo good night everyone!
Atlas_Lion88: @tehfewl for explanation purposes only, buck-ees is way better
MilkInBags: that's so heterosexual 
 Makrosian_Tay: Bacon?
better_seasons: sounds like a live bit, breader or not?
 kimmiekoneko: i'd love to put my spread on some roast beef
 couchboyj: Breadr is 100% canon in the Subwayverse
 Gekyouryuu: I live in Northeastern PA. I have TWO WaWas in my immediate area, and neither are gas stations, they're just mini-marts
 JoeLowe2: veal sandwiches mmmmm
 electra310: I had an amazing hot turkey with brie and apple slices sandwich today
 SquareDotCube: Monte Cristo? Croque Moniseur or Madame?
 lochnessseammonster: cucumbers are great
 SnackPak_: some banh mi
 Earthenone: are they a ?
 Musicsquid: Bredr I hardly know h- *gunshot*
 Kramburger: Adam is ride or die
MilkInBags: that was a loud OOK
 itira: cucumbers are the best vegetable aside from celery 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 30teracyte: cubano 
 bethy_kins24: noo
 Kramburger: Picks and Banh Mis, is that anything?
 BrowneePointz: yea Wawas are convenience stores, not Gas Stations. Like Casey's
 saucemaster5000: do you get jalapenos on the banh mih?
 ToddOnATangent: Only in Pennsylvania is the answer to “what’s your favorite restaurant?” a gas station.
MilkInBags: @itira incredibly loud incorrect buzzer
 SquareDotCube: Cordon Bleu (as a sandwich)
 NoxStryx: Torta?
 bethy_kins24: no Jalapenos on mine
 itira: @MilkInBags 
 kimmiekoneko: ben bans ban me cuces
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: As someone who has attened so many events at Philly convention center, While Reading Terminal is the goat.. it can be spendy. I have had to opt for a sandwich from the wawa cause they are cheaper.
 cyclopsboi: italian chief or a philly for me
 SquareDotCube: Calzones, however...
 TheWriterAleph: !findquote panini
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DaxStrife: Uhoh, thrifties?
 Mr_Horrible: "The sandwich that I really come-" HUH
 Gekyouryuu: @ToddOnATangent being fair, WaWas all along the east coast
 saucemaster5000: fuck ham and cheese
 Musicsquid: You could do the gobbler as a panini
 Mr_Horrible: turkey swiss, the ol' reliable
 gibbousm: true or false: all sandwiches are better served pressed
 ContingentCat: it's just a lot yeah
hiFunko: Surprisingly lacking wood
 NovahTalAura: Are all pannines sandwiches?
 lochnessseammonster: boo tomatoes
 BrowneePointz: GET that tomato OFF my sandwich
 JoeLowe2: veal sandwich
 NoxStryx: Every time i hear panini i hear it in Bens voice because of "I'm Gonna Get A PAniiiinnnniiii!"
 quasi79fu: grillled cheeese
 cyclopsboi: if a sandwich isnt hot its a pass for me
 BrowneePointz: I'm a Havarti man
 SquareDotCube: swiss or provolone
 Lobo_Apache: Always the cold cuts, never the hot cuts
 Seth_Erickson: @gibbousm you looking to eat a pressed peanut butter and jelly sandwich
MilkInBags: blue cheese is F tier
EvilBadman: All sandwiches are better pressed. - Brian David Gilbert
 Darleysam: All Cheese Are Best
 BusTed: that's most lactose intolerant people
 HadesLeprechaun: I could never give it up
 Musicsquid: getting fancy Italian sandwiches for lunch tomorrow with the gf and I’m hype af
hiFunko: Lactose defiant
 bethy_kins24: yes
 NoxStryx: @cyclopsboi do you also want them to go?
 Seth_Erickson: I've never once heard of a lactose intolerant person who avoids cheese
 saucemaster5000: ben is so intolerant they don't let him visit the cheese states
 Mr_Horrible: if I've got red meat on there I usually want something richer, so like a jack or provolone
 NovahTalAura: Cheese is worth the pain
phoenixletmeuseadashd: lactase is a mircacle
 Gekyouryuu: Ben eats cheese because he's a progressive. he won't STAND for intolerance
 lochnessseammonster: like every other lactose intolerant person i've ever known 
MilkInBags: lactose intolerance can be fixed by a constant diet of milk for 3 weeks
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 it's shoot on sight in WI
MilkInBags: or not
 DudelidouX: most hard cheese don't have lactose
 The_Color_Twelve: If you acknowledge the lactose it wins
Blakemcm: i read a news story of a woman that cured her lactose intolerance by just over ingesting it and her gut biome changed! dont give up BEN!!!!
 Cleekru: lactose no but blue cheese could actually kill me if i am not carefulll which i haven't always been...
 itira: I love the safeway deli subs. all the veggies load it up, and maybe turkey
 lochnessseammonster: grilled cheese is the goat
 ContingentCat: 
 lochnessseammonster: period
 lochnessseammonster: always
EvilBadman: That's a fucking melt ben
 quasi79fu: grilled peanut butter and banana sandwich?
MilkInBags: you pour the tomato soup in the pan?
 Earthenone: grilled cheese and tomato, thats just a pizza
 Seth_Erickson: tomato soup also good
 BrowneePointz: I did until i grew up and graduated to tomato soup
 itira: wow get blasted
 BusTed: gottemmm
 lamina5432: add some lunch meat to the grilled cheese
frank_the_great: You ever see that grilled cheese reddit post getting mad about melts?
  ohjanji: LMAO
MilkInBags: shoot that evil bad man
 Gekyouryuu: have you ever had a grilled cheese with ketchup IN the sandwich?
 empyreon: get DUNKED on
 gamercat88: blasted
MWGNZ:   
 Kramburger: Tomato sauce is slightly different from ketchup, it's less sweet
 gibbousm: grilled cheese, fries and ketchup to dip both in
 JusticeJuice: Ketchup in the grilled cheese.
 Makrosian_Tay: Gone. Erased from existence
  ohjanji: didn't miss a beat
 SquareDotCube: replace tomato soup with tomato bisque, you're already having dairy
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Actual Grilled cheese.. Goated. What people call a grilled cheese (that is a melted chese that is slightly fried).. Mid.
patrick_stonecrusher: Pasta sauce for me
 raulghoulia: dillweeds has been replaced by melts
 saucemaster5000: an absolute cantaloupe
ButButTheJesus: so he's delicious and goated?
 ContingentCat: Lol there's worse things to be melts are pretty good
 Mr_Horrible: Melt can't be an insult tho, everyone loves them
EvilBadman: Lol
 Darleysam: Ben momentarily becoming a Brit 
MilkInBags: this is not a show, it's a fun time with a friend and no one else
 NoxStryx: Place near me makes a "Cheesy Caprese" grilled motzarella, tomato and basil
 lochnessseammonster: this is exactly how you do this show
 Mathwyn: In Australia its 38°C so yes, I am melting here
 itira: best show on the internet
EvilBadman: I'm just memeing
MilkInBags: also adam is here
 saucemaster5000: jordynne's game got adam's ass
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: This is how you do this show.
MilkInBags: watch terrifier 3
ThorSokar: start with a 30min podcast
 James_the_Dabbler: Best grilled cheese has apricot jam and chicken, imo
 lochnessseammonster: i don't even like horror games 
 PhlibbertyGib: It's too soon into the stream to get started
MilkInBags: I think about Alien and get scared in bed
EvilBadman: @milkinbags Yeah let's watch kids get blown up at a mall Santa wait fuck let's not
 Tripleyew: ‘evening, Ben and Adam, and howdy all
 quasi79fu: wish i could say that but original poltergeist movie still traumatizes me
MilkInBags: pog
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh nooo
 cyclopsboi: is that the remake?
 Mr_Horrible: "The 2nd Evil Dead" is not "Evil Dead Rise", Benjamin
 lochnessseammonster: 
MilkInBags: i mean, that kid should just close their eyes 
 ContingentCat: Lol they gotta get traumatized eventually might as well
 Mr_Horrible: Oh yeah I accidentally showed a 10-year-old kid Ready Or Not on a plane once
 quasi79fu: the cheeese grater?
MilkInBags: is it the tree assault
 saucemaster5000: they had to get away from the nasty man asap
  ohjanji: that kid's probably seen that exact movie 
 Lord_Hosk: Adam, did you get your super special all American gift that I had to fight 6 boarder guards to get into the country for you?
 Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags wrong movie
 MitchTheQuaker: its not the kids fault at all
MilkInBags: I'd be a 7 years old dropout
 saucemaster5000: it's called runescape ben
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 quasi79fu: fortnite
 Diabore: runescape baybee
 CastleOtranto: Oh no, I'm late! For the pre-show banter anyway.
JinaMahavira: @Diabore 
 LostThePirate: My kid is literally sitting next to me playing Sonic on his iPad lol
 Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, it's specifically designed to be Kid-Nip
 couchboyj: Gravity squeeze!
 Mr_Horrible: like that's the whole idea
MilkInBags: I'd request to work at the mines to afford my fortnite skins
 NoxStryx: Runescape but with properties
hiFunko: I think it's a good thing that kids learn the value of things in Robux before actual dollars
 itira: 
  Juliamon: Weebs back in the day had to import Dragonball GT Final Bout to play a game with Goku
MilkInBags: 'fun' fact, gen alpha is powerless with a keyboard
 NoxStryx: Imagine if the put the x-men in Runescape
letsbelgo: touch controls are super natural to do
hug_master: 
 Mr_Horrible: @hiFunko well, maybe a currency other than robux...
 Tangsm: I'd trip over my feet every day if I was growing at that rate, too.
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 lochnessseammonster: my friend's kid is 8 and this year was the first time he requested a store bought halloween costume so he could be something from fortnite
 itira: >.> <.< >.> wdym
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon oh god that brings back memories
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 BrowneePointz: unfortunately that has also led to way more bullying
hiFunko: Strangers in chat rooms are a lot less scary when you can 360 noscope them
 Mathwyn: @mr_horrible welcome to the grand tour
violetblight: im not quite ipad kid age, but yeah being able to connect with ppl online saved my life
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Diabore: of course i have a mic, i just dont want to talk to you
 saucemaster5000: I don't have a mic
DaxStrife: Sure, I got a mic. I ain't using it or listening to others with mics.
 NightValien28: everyone had a ventrillo back then, it ain't different now
EvilBadman: I ain't got a mic to talk to pubs
 quasi79fu: i play games with out a mic
violetblight: bc living in the suburbs its impossible to just go places
 Seth_Erickson: it's just another way to ask are they using the mic
ghyllnox: Yes, the mic on the webcam I definitely have
 NovahTalAura: Your phone has a built in mic
 Mr_Horrible: get the crunchiest mic audio possible
 DudelidouX: Yea but no one wants to use them to listen to people yelling the N word
Pteraspidomorphi: No webcam here either
 itira: please for the love of god adam NUUUU not the webcam!
 PMAvers: Man, I can't think of the last time I've actually had voice chat turned on for a game.
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: did you hear the story that Pirate software told about showing their game at a show and they realised that most kinds under 14 just tried touching the screen.. they didn't know what controllers were.
 CastleOtranto: There's a mic in the PS5 controller? Whoa
 kolintoney: My mic has a mic
letsbelgo: My friend Mike has a mic
 Mr_Horrible: Still remember me and my TF2 friends just having conversations in team voice in on pug servers
 cyclopsboi: my work laptop has a webcam i dont have one for my fun computer
 TherapyforNarwhals: I'm Mike!
ghyllnox: I don't have a mic. I can do Discord on my phone
 electra310: I have like three microphones but I can't use them most of the time because my family wanders through in the background
 HadesLeprechaun: MP games with strangers? First thing I turn off in any game. Haven't talked to a stranger online since like Halo 2
violetblight: oh damn
 Mr_Horrible: NGL that sounds more anecdotal than anything
 lochnessseammonster: you have to use your hands? must be a game for babies...
 Darleysam: you have to play with your hands? like a baby's toy?!
 Mr_Horrible: I'd need actual survey data
 Gaelan_Maestro: my nephew is three and knows how to use a xbox better than his mom
 electra310: Back in 2012, I took the iPad away from my kiddo for awhile when he tried to pinch-zoom on a Highlights magazine in a waiting room. 
 BrowneePointz: dear lord save the kids. make them do more analog things
violetblight: i dont have speedy touch controls tho i can thumb text fast
DMGlol: yea I can't deal with on screen controllers\
hug_master: crankin 90s
 Mathwyn: Also my hands are huge and phones are small and thin
 LostThePirate: Swabbie likes his tablet better than a genesis controller, but kid can still play Sonic better than me, lol
violetblight: but like i am a controller kid
 tehfewl: just dont
 Mr_Horrible: Ben if you admit that live on air we *have* to call someone
 Darleysam: Deadlock's been fulfilling my Dota itch
 BrowneePointz: They're adding Mel next year. And ruining VIktor like today
 ContingentCat: just say no Ben
 Mr_Horrible: it's legally required
violetblight: 2xko needs another alpha people are getting desperate
 PMAvers: Man, next season sounds great. Especially with Nexus Turrets respawning and the new elite boss.
ThorSokar: No, don't go in there, don't let them trick you
 DudelidouX: So feeling the urge to go back to the most toxic game not surprised
 lochnessseammonster: ben did you tell adam about your desert bus rooftop experience?
squ3e: Dude same arcane was so good and it made me want to play league tooo
 The_Color_Twelve: It's fun
 BrowneePointz: typical Dota 2 experience
 cyclopsboi: just play the pokemon one
letsbelgo: deadlock is super dense
 catcard: @LostThePirate oh my god. you, pirate, call your kid swabbie. that's amazing. please never stop doing that. (genuine)
 tehfewl: ive been clean from league for like 7 years now
 NoxStryx: Would love to see a team tournament of touchscreen vs. controller vs. keyboard and mouse
Amentur: There are other games in that universe, that are not LoL
 Cleekru: deadlock is my first MOBA i have played more then like twice... i still don't know if i like the genre
 BrowneePointz: Blade of the Ruined Kign first
DMGlol: TFT
 BusTed: That's where I'm at too. I would never have been able to get into a moba these days
 Earthenone: the card game is coming next month to is this your card
Makhiel: TFT has basically an Arcane set right now
Ristow: TFT has actual Arcane characters this set
 saucemaster5000: pour one out for runeterra
 BrowneePointz: or the Nunu adventure platformer
 Mr_Horrible: Play Legends of Runeterra to run up Riot's server costs
 BrowneePointz: Song of the Freljord?
 HadesLeprechaun: Mechs vs Minions on AFK when?
 HadesLeprechaun: incredible LoL board game
 quasi79fu: lol play concord..wait you cant its gone lol
 BrowneePointz: Hit Tryndamere in the shins for sending the MMO back to the drawing board
 Inquisitor_Xian: runeterras PvE mode is BANGIN
 Mr_Horrible: they have one intern with one of those handcrank generators
  Juliamon: HadesLeprechaun Several years ago
 saucemaster5000: poor gerald the riot hamster had TWO MONTHS before retirement
 saucemaster5000: you monsters
 BrowneePointz: "people don't just want what's already on the market but in Runeterra' YES TRYNDAMERE. WE DO
 BrowneePointz: theya re
 couchboyj: They put a second hamster on the wheel
 BrowneePointz: it just got put back in the drawing board
  Juliamon: HadesLeprechaun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv1G_IbwxOQ
DMGlol: "in development"
EvilBadman: @hadesleprechaun 2016 yeah
 Cleekru: on the topic of autobattelers: The Bazaar is SOOOOOOO good
 gibbousm: is Adam excited for 2KXO?
 LostThePirate: What does TFT actually stand for, because my brain autocompletes to Team Fortress 2 and I'm pretty sure that's not right 
 saucemaster5000: 2XKWoah
letsbelgo: @LostThePirate team fight tactics
Ristow: I just want a full release of the vampire survivors mode they did earlier this year
 Mr_Horrible: "I gotta get while the getting's good"
 BrowneePointz: Tryndamere said it got put back in early dev cuz it "was too similar too what was on the market and people don't want an MMO like the ones out there in Runeterra" @LoadingReadyRun which is the DUMBEST statement i've ever heard
 Mathwyn: @lostthepirate The Frozen Throne 
MilkInBags: 2XKO will release on the day of Elon musk’s coronation day
 BrowneePointz: cuz that's what literally EVERYONE who wnats a League mmo wants
patrick_stonecrusher: Triple Fuggin Tcheeseburger
letsbelgo: 2 xko is not really built for new players. Its pretty dense inn all the options
letsbelgo: esp the defensive optionns
 RurouniGeo: Fighting Games rule
letsbelgo: But its free
 Earthenone: i just play spectacle fighters. im a casual
 MoxCubitZirconium: I'd rather counter a punch than throw one... that's why I play DOA
PinkFlashu: XD
 itira: 
 quasi79fu: to infinity and beyonnnd
violetblight: nah buzz is aight
 saucemaster5000: of course ben prefers the cop over the spaceman
MilkInBags: 
 BrowneePointz: so's Garen
violetblight: ben’s whiffing with this one
 PMAvers: Jayce's fine, some people are just salty from getting one-shot from that missile blast from across the lane.
 lochnessseammonster: buzz is a doofus
 NoxStryx: The main reason i like fighting games is for character designs: see guilty gear
 Makrosian_Tay: 
PinkFlashu: 
 quasi79fu: theres a snake in my booot
 Makrosian_Tay: Dig up, Ben
ThorSokar: Buzz Lightyear was always lame
 itira: i mean, coming from Rex, i can see why youd like Buzz Lightyear.
 lochnessseammonster: woody is sassy
 Mr_Horrible: Buzz is fine, just divorce him from his voice 
 LostThePirate: Since the Buzz Lightyear movie tanked at the box office, lol
 Mr_Horrible: No they did not
 lochnessseammonster: no it's bad
DMGlol: I don't love it
 varmintx0: It's easy to get mad at Tim Allen.
 Mr_Horrible: they absolutely did not, Ben
swaggytaco: hot hot hot hot chocolate
 saucemaster5000: tom hanks shoulda died in that volcano
 JoeLowe2: It's creepy
 quasi79fu: polar express was creeepy
  Juliamon: Polar Express was extremely divisive
 RonaldMcDownload: Polar Express was low-key creepy
violetblight: nah fuck polar express
DMGlol: I hate that its become a holiday movie 
 mama_turtle13: 5 YEARS   
 BrowneePointz: If I could put Kai'sa, Cait Ahri and Lux in a blender I would.
loufghyslaufey: It's probably just Ben's mood about Pixar's Lightyear
 Mr_Horrible: the movie was creepy uncanny valley supreme
 Orestes290: Uncanny Vslley
 MoxCubitZirconium: Bachelor Party?
 BusTed: @saucemaster5000 damn
 SquareDotCube: Polar Express has some serious uncanny valley
 Earthenone: i did a stageplay of polar express
ButButTheJesus: it didn't make sense
MechaKuuga: Buzz is okay, but he had no rizz until Toy Story 3
Amentur: No, Polar Express is some hard uncanny valley stuff
frank_the_great: I think the only bad thing Tom Hanks has done was spoil his kids
 BrowneePointz: that was ALSO Zemeckis
 Earthenone: beowulf had the sexy person in it
 NovahTalAura: Buzz Lightyear movie is good, the toy is okay
 ContingentCat: beowulf was really creepy yeah
 Darleysam: the Austin Powers scene
 quasi79fu: beowullf slapped
patrick_stonecrusher: Lock Adam in a room and make him watch Polar Express
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 Diabore: "you killed the monster right?"
KWardJenx: Ripper, crusher, tearer!
 JohnLockeCole: wait hang on, I thought I recognised the title -- is this the game with the videotapes?
DaxStrife: The Grendel. The taint. The fleshy fun-bridge.
 Mr_Horrible: I should re-read Grendel, it's been so long
 HadesLeprechaun: Tintin is like, not quite realistic, skews more exaggerated, but still very impressive realistic animation
 saucemaster5000: maybe grendel shouldn't have gotten mixed
 Earthenone: yes it is jlc
 catcard: @JohnLockeCole yes
 BrowneePointz: TinTin slaps
 spethycakes: Grendel Daddy?
 JohnLockeCole: sweet
 quasi79fu: yay
 MAPBoardgames: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 26:40.
 kolintoney: Yay for Amamda
 Earthenone: do you think wooly made it to amanda the adventurur 2?
 quasi79fu: woooly time
 lochnessseammonster: sweet
 NovahTalAura: Yay for DredEx!
DMGlol: Can you explain what happened in the first one
frank_the_great: Overwhelmingly positive you say?
 Tangsm: It's pretty good
loufghyslaufey:  
 CastleOtranto: Amanda 2: Judgement Day
loufghyslaufey: Meh. Better not to know
 Mr_Horrible: "This time it's personal'
 Mathwyn: Electric boogaloo
 quasi79fu: you went to a attic watched vhs tapes and got attacked by demon thing?
loufghyslaufey: Or nose-in
EvilBadman: "Oi, free advertising"
 ContingentCat: 
 Earthenone: there were a few endings i think? always wonder how sequels handle that thing
 varmintx0: "vhs reader"
 kolintoney: VCR?
 quasi79fu: solve puzzles
 Mr_Horrible: oh *WOW*
 Mr_Horrible: you almost tripped HARD, dude
 BusTed: 😬
 itira: looool
frank_the_great: Pop quiz: What's the dad's name? (I also don't remember it)
NimrodXIV: VHS reader. dude.
 PhuzNutz: Oh shiiiizzzzzz. This game is awesome! Stoked!
 kolintoney: Ben are you becoming a gen Z?
  ohjanji: pre-DVD player
 Gekyouryuu: the "true" ending of the first game had a mysterious person show up, so they're probably why this game happens?
 saucemaster5000: first steam review I see -- "I HATE THIS GAME"
 JohnLockeCole: It does literally mean "Video Cassette Reader"
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 MAPBoardgames: Starting the game already? Talking Sim beat you by like 20min of talking before game time.
  Juliamon: I miss my TV that had a VCR built-in.
 Mr_Horrible: caught in 4K and everything 
 quasi79fu: wasnt the dad Stephen?
loufghyslaufey: Literal soulsborne stage 2 hath awakened
 Strebenherz: That's chief dillholes to you
 itira: 
 TherapyforNarwhals: We haven't been called Monkeys in a while I miss it
frank_the_great: Adam, can you please make fun of Ben for VHS reader?
 BrowneePointz: Excuse me, I prefer the term "Waste of Space"
 Gekyouryuu: @Juliamon I miss my tv that had that AND a DVD player built in
 DudelidouX: Soon they'll naturally degrade that none will be readable. The natural magnetic field of our planet will that care of them tapes
letsbelgo: captain dillhole to you
 quasi79fu: belial
loufghyslaufey: Cassette Tapes?
loufghyslaufey: Vinyls?
patrick_stonecrusher: I once called an oven an "anti-fridge"
 quasi79fu: Hameln
 Mr_Horrible: statistically yes
 Tripleyew: Dora the Eldritch Hora?
 saucemaster5000: rubucha
 Earthenone: Rebby for short?
 Mathwyn: Rebbeca
 cyclopsboi: like the coffee?
thegitrogsquirrel: not me
 RonaldMcDownload: RE:becca
 ContingentCat: Re:becca
 RealGamerCow: There'
ThorSokar: just by the numbers probably?
 CastleOtranto: Adam demands Rebeccas doxx themselves
 Mr_Horrible: IDK how you feel about being called Adum? 
 HadesLeprechaun: R3:Becca
 Gekyouryuu: Resident Evil: Becca
 dumbo3k: Resident Evil: Becca
 saucemaster5000: kingdom farts
 RealGamerCow: There HAS to be a Re: Becca movie
 I_Am_Clockwork: chew-Becca
TheBob58: 358/2
violetblight: 358/2 days
 dumbo3k: @Gekyouryuu same braincell!
 Mathwyn: Chewbbeca?
 BusTed: 358
frozenphoenix7: 358/2 Days
 BrowneePointz: 358 days over 2
 Mr_Horrible: Clayfighter 358/2 Days
 LostThePirate: 358/2
loufghyslaufey: Jukeboxes & Hole-Punch Music Boxes?
 BusTed: 
 TheWriterAleph: someone call jordan
 Gekyouryuu: @dumbo3k *spider-man pointing meme*
frozenphoenix7: (Pronounced 358 Days Over 2)
  Juliamon: all the KH nerds jump to correct him
 saucemaster5000: fuck how did he know my voice?
 Gekyouryuu: 420/69 days
 fuzzy_died: Desertbus taugh us
MilkInBags: Adam stop stealing my voice
 Mr_Horrible: well you won't replay 358/2, ironically
 quasi79fu: Hameln
 quasi79fu: Belial
 BrowneePointz: It's okay, no one remembers 358/2 or one of the characters
 Mr_Horrible: unless you have a physical copy and DS
frozenphoenix7: To be fair Ben, you might wanna start that replay now with all you've got to get through
ThorSokar: aren't there like 30 Kingdom Hears games?
loufghyslaufey: @busted Kingdom Hearts is just "Deadpool & Wolverine" for kids     
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 Gekyouryuu: Bael, Paiman and Balam
 Mr_Horrible: it was a Diablo IV tie-in 
 quasi79fu: company was Hameln
 quasi79fu: Pie Man
loufghyslaufey: Or, moreso... The other way around
 quasi79fu: Belial
EvilBadman: Gilligan 
 Getter404: You know, Paimon. From the gacha game
 Mathwyn: Paimon? 
 Gekyouryuu: @quasi79fu not belial. it was bye yell, pie man, and baa lamb, so Bael, Paiman, and Balam
 Kaus_Jason: Bunch of Goetic demons yeah
 saucemaster5000: amanda hugnkiss!
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, aren't we all?
frozenphoenix7: @ThorSokar Closer to 14 or 15 I think
 Earthenone: i always think of "Amanda please"
  ohjanji: listen here you little punk
 quasi79fu: oh right
 Kramburger: Maybe your standards are too high
 ContingentCat: @Earthenone same
 BusTed: Won't someone please get me Amanda Hugginkiss?
 RealGamerCow: I think tthat Simpsons episode was 30 years ago
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: mr letourneau (IDK how to actually spell his last name)
 quasi79fu: time for Wooly
 quasi79fu: and i suppose Amanda
 lochnessseammonster: well now that i'm gay i actually got a SO 
 spethycakes: WhoTube?
loufghyslaufey: Nigh based, somewhat...
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 BrowneePointz: torturing a kind sheep
 MAPBoardgames: A bit of sheep violence
Asolya: More like a sheep might die this time
 NoxStryx: Will their be any blankets?
 LostThePirate: Some more sheep abuse?
 IanAllenBird: Or a sheep might die
Astramentha: Wooly might die
YeomanAres: Messed up stuff will happen to a lamb
 quasi79fu: time for Mutton
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 Mathwyn: Turbing imagery
 Gekyouryuu: here's that Northern lion breakdown: https://x.com/yoyooyoyoo5/status/1859389565317832932
Pteraspidomorphi: Yup
hug_master: 🔪
 Lobo_Apache: Is that a promise adam?
 NoxStryx: A sheep will 100% be abused
 BusTed: like a baby snake
 Kramburger: And not in the comments, Adam will come to your house and roll you
 BrowneePointz: You've never been in a fight and I'd still put my bet on you
 BusTed: doesn't know how much venom to inject
 quasi79fu: worm
 Mr_Horrible: he doesn't know his own limitations, he's unpredictable
 RurouniGeo: Adam has a Dhalsim dog inside him
ThorSokar: There are no rules, because no one ever told Adam any!
 quasi79fu: let me out?
 Kaus_Jason: Got my copy of Ars Goetia on hand just in case
  Juliamon: disturbing imagery, physical & psychological abuse, dehumanization, loud noises
 quasi79fu: did you see that?
  Juliamon: possibly dolls
 shurtal: adam will show up to your house, challenge you to best of 10 in SF6, but hand you a controller with only 2 working buttons
 LordZarano: Content warnings for Amanda the Adventurer 2: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/1327946
 cyclopsboi: i thought adam played hockey
 cyclopsboi: no fights?
 quasi79fu: i think tv is haunted
 saucemaster5000: there is nothing decent in jake paul
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon I was fine until dolls
 quasi79fu: hello?
 kolintoney: That's a normal person
 jessieimproved: I mean he actually boxes so he's better than me at least
 Makrosian_Tay: Uhh
 Tangsm: It's Carmen Sandiego
 shurtal: Just, right into it
 korvys: It's wild that one of the Paul brothers got into fake fighting, and the other went to WWE 
 Diabore: hes a better boxer than the average person, but pro boxers are way better at boxing than the average person, also he picks on people like 2 weight classes below him
 Mr_Horrible: this I assume is right after the end of the 1st game
 quasi79fu: we found carmen san diego
 shurtal: Rolling start
 shurtal: I meant First to 10
 MAPBoardgames: Stay awhile, and listen!
 TheMerricat: This is the literal end of the first game
 quasi79fu: omg it is carmen san diego
Pteraspidomorphi: For a moment I thought they were going to reuse the attic
 cyclopsboi: @korvys bravo
 Gekyouryuu: the Question?
frank_the_great: Hear me out
 quasi79fu: oooh library?
DMGlol: just make balatro
 shamblingkrenshar: I hope the game ends with them taking off that mask and revealing they were Wooly the entire time.
 shurtal: I mean, the RGG team has it solved.
 BrowneePointz: eww gross
loufghyslaufey: Some kind of... "Mister Question"...
MWGNZ:   
drcthulu: Adam has a thing for bad girls
 BrowneePointz: *shoves minthara in a blender*
hug_master: 
 Gekyouryuu: @shamblingkrenshar but not Wooly the sheep, it's Woolie from Woolie VS, and it's never explained
 xVoxtric: Minthara bangs YOU not the other way around, she owns your ass
BloodnBullets: they've already made the balders gate, most of the work is done right 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 shamblingkrenshar: @Gekyouryuu Game of the Year if they do that
 Strebenherz: @xVoxtric Sounds like Lae'zel
 shurtal: @Gekyouryuu he's got the "When's Mahvel" sign and everything
 quasi79fu: bye carmen
 itira: oh dear
 saucemaster5000: that's 3 minutes too short
 quasi79fu: so we in library?
 lochnessseammonster: nice
ghyllnox: How long could sex possibly take???
 kolintoney: That's an actual printer
 Kramburger: I go all the time, support local libaries
 A_Dub888: So if the masked lady wants us to trust each other, could she at least take her mask off?
Mai_Andra: books that were held for you
 shurtal: you can put books on hold, so when they're checked back in you get priority
 Nigouki: a whole ass library? who would you put on the featured shelf of the ass library?
 IanAllenBird: hm
 quasi79fu: the thirsty trials lol
drcthulu: LuL
 LostThePirate: I have to go to the library tomorrow, since I don't have a working printer and I need to print some stuff 
loufghyslaufey: Huh. All this chat over 2 or 10 minutes of Baldur's Gate, I hear?
  ohjanji: LP copier
 Mr_Horrible: Rainier Wolfcastle voice "That's tha joooke"
 A_Dub888: @Nigouki chat?
drcthulu: fresh toner
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 Tangsm: Nice warm sheet of paper
 quasi79fu: dwagon
ButButTheJesus: mmm paper
 shurtal: i love the smell of carcinogens in the evening
ThorSokar: that good burned in smell from a laser printer!
 Kaus_Jason: Omg I love them
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I love Wendy Wyrm already
 SquareDotCube: it is comic sans
 flatluigi: hey all, how far into the game are we
 Mr_Horrible: I love how Ben asked that in a conspiratorial tone
 JohnLockeCole: yeah that's definitely a font
 Mathwyn: Comic sans handwriting is a serious condition ben
  ohjanji: this tracks for a librarian
 Tangsm: They printed it with the lines
 loufghyslaufey: 1UP @TK_Squared
 Jennie_Fuchsia: Ben you can’t just say “Millie’s Math House” I just time traveled wth
 quasi79fu: ma
  ohjanji: MA
 wiganlass: I miss working in a library 
 SquareDotCube: If they needed generic print handwriting Andy's a choice
 Mr_Horrible: Ma 
 Jennie_Fuchsia: I’m 2 years old again
 Makrosian_Tay: Ma
 shurtal: uh oh, pineapple
  ohjanji: @wiganlass me too lol
 A_Dub888: "MA"  Masquerain?
 Makrosian_Tay: Steaks?
 Gekyouryuu: Ben, if you need to look up any books on ducks, they use the Huey, Dewey, and Louis Decimal System
 quasi79fu: woooly
 Mr_Horrible: yeah because the stakes in Greg The Grape were otherwise sky high
 spethycakes: aww poor Wooly
 Mr_Horrible: Adam he's not real
KeytarCat: return to light
 shendaras: for real for real
 kolintoney: Justice for Wooly!
drcthulu: bold of you to assume he has a soul
 lochnessseammonster: 
 quasi79fu: mm ddd
 Mr_Horrible: Adam gonna pull a Sirus on that sheep
 dumbo3k: Hahahahaha the Capitalist Tree xD
 spethycakes: ah, purgatory
Boon_33: adam doesn't need to know the dewey decimal system. he can just ask a librarian for help.
 LostThePirate: XD
 A_Dub888: Woolietory
 Makrosian_Tay: Ah, Lost season 5
BloodnBullets: he shall evade the final death as long as you remember him
 loufghyslaufey: @mr_horrible But her can still hurt u     
ButButTheJesus: "Longer than you think, Dad!"
 Darleysam: creepin' on the outside
  Juliamon: bet that guy slouches on the inside
 Mathwyn: Adam Wooly is already in hell did you learn nothing from the first game
 RurouniGeo: I want to read these books
 quasi79fu: dam
 saucemaster5000: alright read the entire book streamer
 A_Dub888: @Juliamon is that better or worse for your posture?
 RurouniGeo: Blu D Sukka?
 VrolikSyndrome: more like turnt up
 itira: the authors name
 Gekyouryuu: Blu D Sukkr. Blood Sucker
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, that's standard fare for a romance novel
hug_master: booba
 BrowneePointz: BLU D SUKKA!
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: the leech is pogging
ghyllnox: Not turned, turnt
 circusofkirkus: I know what that leech wants to suck on
 Makrosian_Tay: Anime lookin bitties 
 SquareDotCube: "imma suck t hose"
 Tweygoh: Looks like there's some sort of code with the MM, DD like month and day with that calendar in the printer
 quasi79fu: blud sucker
 Mr_Horrible: doin the BOOBA emote
Boon_33: she has a great attitude 
 Mr_Horrible: Adam doesn't need that book
  ohjanji: by Patthew Matrick it said lol
 Mr_Horrible: he's the lore master
 tehfewl: oh Lore
 quasi79fu: read
 saucemaster5000: it's okay ben you'll eventually be at that reading level
 kolintoney: The horror!
 Mathwyn: I mean "I was an adult teenager" is an entire anime genre noe
 PMAvers: Like, you *did* see another book that got defaced.
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 quasi79fu: ma
Boon_33: Adam trapped in a library? no problem, the heaviest books are in the reference section bud.
 LPS_97: Ma Pineapple
violetblight: oh god
 A_Dub888: "I need to preface this..." uh huh
 saucemaster5000: go on
 RurouniGeo: go onnnnn
 Makrosian_Tay: Ben?
 kolintoney: yeeeesssss
 ContingentCat: that's not where I expected that sentence to go
 RurouniGeo: Sauce get out of my head
 Makrosian_Tay: Ben
Boon_33: darkest hole in the universe
shilhaursa: Drop the link
 NightValien28: BEN NO
 BusTed: haha
 IanAllenBird: oh!
 Kramburger: Jesus
 VrolikSyndrome: hell yeah
violetblight: ben there needs to be better stuff in your reccs
 NightValien28: BENJAMIN
squ3e: good preface, saved it
PinkFlashu: 
 Mr_Horrible: C-
 Makrosian_Tay: HA!!
 VrolikSyndrome: EXCELLENT first time chatter holy shit
 Dreamlettuce: It's so they don't roll away.
 circusofkirkus: where were you watching these video essays
ButButTheJesus: 
ThorSokar: hahaha
 LPS_97: Praise the algorithm
 A_Dub888: "earliest forms of spongebob porn parodies" is one hell of a phrase
 ContingentCat: rabbit holes can get wild
Boon_33: what the hell. why do we even have mods if ben is gonna dump like that.
 MAPBoardgames: YT knows what Ben is into
 saucemaster5000: "youtube algorithm" aka searched "square nuts"
 Nigouki: the algorithm works in mysterious ways, when it actually works the damn thing
 RurouniGeo: tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down the youtube hole
shilhaursa: Whats the name of the  video
 ContingentCat: 
frank_the_great: Ah, a classic. Not required viewing, but if you care about porn parody history, you can't skip it
 shurtal: these live action remakes have GONE TOO FAR
 LPS_97: I saw that clip. He does the laugh and everything
 Tangsm: Did he have a spatula?
 circusofkirkus: did they cover the 90 min Wizard of Oz porn parody with original songs?
 TheWriterAleph: big?
 kolintoney: Were the nuts square?
EvilBadman: Oh I thought Ben meant shit like fritz the cat
violetblight: that cant even be fun
 ContingentCat: suuuuure
Astramentha: I was SO much more interested when I thought this was old animation
BloodnBullets: I'm Ready!
 A_Dub888: Does he sound like Tom Kenny?
 LPS_97: For educational purpose of course
 gamercat88: is handsome Squidward make an apperance
 Makrosian_Tay: 
ButButTheJesus: gotta bang em all
 Makrosian_Tay: I hate this as much as I love it
 shurtal: everyone j ust smells toast all the time
 saucemaster5000: better strokemon than chokemon
Riandisa: oh no, metal carts on carpeting...gonna get static shocked every time you push it
  ohjanji: ben charge him 50 bucks
 Nigouki: or are we doing porn parody titles? Let's Knob!
 RurouniGeo: 10 billion dollars
 quasi79fu: treee
frank_the_great: Strokemon is the Citizen kane of porn
Boon_33: ok strok-e-mon, is just solid entertainment, I assume, for a friend.
 A_Dub888: don't mind me, I'm just going to clip something...
 circusofkirkus: calling HR
 Mr_Horrible: "So what was your name again?" as they're reaching for the phone
 spethycakes: Gotta Pet 'Em All
 NotCainNorAbel: what are teh chances that G's parents watch the highlights?
frank_the_great: It's you and meee!
Boon_33: not even minecraft was safe
 gualdhar: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtledicks
 saucemaster5000: I wanna be the best there ev er was
 quasi79fu: ma mm dd
7gorobei: who's that strokeymon?
 SnackPak_: art
 quasi79fu: tree
letsbelgo: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Diabore: careful, nintendo bout to come for your ass
 shurtal: it comes with a toast scented scratch and sniff
 Makrosian_Tay: The next level of MMD
 IanAllenBird: ketchcum?
 catcard: Ash Smashem sounds better imooooo
 VrolikSyndrome: 
DaxStrife: @7gorobei It's RON JEREMY!
  ohjanji: LMAO
Boon_33: 'first they came for the world of warcraft, and I said nothing, as I was not an elf.'
shilhaursa: Busty?
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 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CooperativeFantasticBarracudaPeanutButterJellyTime-_-6CTPXjs84fADF8
 quasi79fu: see Ma Mm dd
 saucemaster5000: I wanna hear the strokemon rap
violetblight: brock hard
 TheWriterAleph: it was a brock lobster?
 gualdhar: A Tale of Two Titties
 Makrosian_Tay: All ages stream by the way 😎
 TheMerricat: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4786088/
 Mr_Horrible: you could just keep her named Misty!
 electra310: Her mom is Agatha
 quasi79fu: caulk
 VrolikSyndrome: I appreciate the accent in the title.
 Mr_Horrible: right-click, open in incognito window
nira_sol: oh my god
frank_the_great: Starts with a G?
 itira: LOL
Boon_33: crush?
 circusofkirkus: did he just say "dika dika"
 TheMerricat: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4zb97l/yes_its_name_is_dikachu/
 shurtal: HOLY FUCK NO
 SquareDotCube: is it like dickbutt but like pikachu?
consolecowboy88: i was a teenage teenager was also the name of a song by punk novelty singer jilted John in like 1978
 shurtal: NONONONONONONONO
 Cleekru: JIZZY and JAMS i am dying
Boon_33: ben if they haven't cut the stream yet.......
 N30dude: Oh sweet christ ben what the hell
 NightValien28: this is the real horror
ThorSokar: I'm no coward I'll go look
 TheMerricat: https://i.reddituploads.com/f3444442c95842cb9503aaa3734fb900?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=2174f17b542059e1357e9eded2af6182
 RurouniGeo: That costume is a jump scare in a horror game holy crap
Boon_33: they're here for it
violetblight: what do you mean this was in 2015
Boon_33: O no
wildpeaks: the costume isn't as bad as I feared
 Mr_Horrible: @TheMerricat yo why they got the Shining carpet on the wall tho?
Boon_33: no no no
 catcard: I think I will exercise restraint and.... not click!
Morrigan9: why
consolecowboy88: that’s a pretty stupid pikachu costume
 Makrosian_Tay: Jams and Jizzy 
 IanAllenBird: oh jesus
violetblight: i cannot have been alive when this was made
 lochnessseammonster: 
 wiganlass: Christ on a bike!!
 Mr_Horrible: actually I think the answer to my question is in the question itself
 spethycakes: that's a cute dragon
 quasi79fu: ma mm dd
ThorSokar: that is NOT what I was picturing
 Makrosian_Tay: you brave brave man
consolecowboy88: i thought it was a literal penis costume  mocked up to be pikachu
 BrowneePointz: I've been watching Dandadan
Boon_33: why black paint?
frank_the_great: I binged The Amazing Digital Circus yesterday
 shurtal: @BrowneePointz man that ep 7 whiplash
consolecowboy88: like it’d be yellow and black with red cheeks on each side
 Makrosian_Tay: Cute dragon librarian
consolecowboy88: I’ve been reading a ton
Boon_33: please don't answer my question
 groulux: I use to work nights in a video store in colledge.  reading out porn parodies titles at 4am was always worth a giggle
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun Just an FYI, this puzzle sucks and for some streamers its the worse one in the whole game
 MAPBoardgames: Are you just doing the librarian's job now?
 LPS_97: Here's the spongebob one in case they didn't see it https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sponge_knob_square_nuts.jpg
 dumbo3k: Oh, didn't the note say something about a password?, probably goes to that bike locked cabinet?
mjuukis: unrelated: ive been reading post modern analysis of contemporary art from the 2000s
mjuukis: but this is also good
Boon_33: @LPS_97 great casting?
consolecowboy88: so Amanda is in a library this time?
 quasi79fu: ma mm dd
 LPS_97: Looks the part
Boon_33: it scans
consolecowboy88: @mjuukis only one artist I can think of from then is maybe Matthew Barney ?
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 mama_turtle13: Weren't you supposed to start in someone's office?
mjuukis: @consolecowboy88 they did show up!
consolecowboy88: @mjuukis ah!
MechaKuuga: They did it, clap
 Mr_Horrible: the world is our office
 quasi79fu: tape
 mama_turtle13: Fair enough
 quasi79fu: yay
 VrolikSyndrome: I am! I am!
 protojman: it's true i am
therepoman__: Howdy
 saucemaster5000: my office is better than all your offices
 Mathwyn: I'm in your office, right behind you Ben
squ3e: Every library is small, grt them more funding
 A_Dub888: maybe its a branch
 IanAllenBird: oh noo
 RurouniGeo: UHH
consolecowboy88: I’m like more into early modern and 70s pop art? i like David wajonwicz though
 SnackPak_: o7 Wolly
  ohjanji: i hope someone is watching this stream at a library as we speak
shilhaursa: Im in my (ta communal) office
Boon_33: o
EvilBadman: Put it in the....reader..?
Boon_33: not her
 Mr_Horrible: In Memoriam, Wooly the Sheep, I guess
 saucemaster5000: my soul still burns
ALittleLonely: Oh neat that first puzzle was different. That's good.
 spethycakes: Wooly
 Kaus_Jason: It's like the size of a small branch
 saucemaster5000: please write dickachu
consolecowboy88: man this was the longest prologue since wuthering heights
 IanAllenBird: I'd visit woolly
Mai_Andra: Angela Lansbury
frank_the_great:   
 quasi79fu: wooly
 RurouniGeo: @saucemaster5000 put down the soul edge bro
 saucemaster5000: no
FyreyFenyx: First time in almost YEARS i've been able to watch live. How much have i missed?
 raulghoulia: what is the interface that that allows you to text into a VHS?
 SquareDotCube: highly replayed
 IanAllenBird: oh $2 trip to paris
consolecowboy88: so Amanda lives in harmony korine’s gummo?
 BusTed: uh oh
Boon_33: we love lamp?
 saucemaster5000: psychos pick curtain
ALittleLonely: Egypt is pointy pyramids
 MalFnord: Rio! Amanda wants to tear it up at Carnival!
 spethycakes: the eyes
 ContingentCat: the sun is a deadly lazer
Boon_33: china
 LPS_97: Vegas
 NotCainNorAbel: vegas
 BrowneePointz: No one wants to visit Paris Amanda
 kolintoney: $2 Paris
 Mr_Horrible: wait she's actually got Christ The Redeemer on there
FyreyFenyx: also i thought i still had been subbed oops
 ContingentCat: everything was so much cheaper then
 JoeLowe2: vegas.  Put it all on black
 lochnessseammonster: big ass coins...
 Nigouki: lemme smash
  ohjanji: smashie smashie
patrick_stonecrusher: VIOLENCE!
 SquareDotCube: use face to smash
 Mr_Horrible: smash it then use the money to pay  for a new piggy bank
 spethycakes: we're PRACTICAL!
Boon_33: Paris is so disappointing to some people they have psychological events.
 Mr_Horrible: perpetuate the cycle of violence
  ohjanji: YEET
 IanAllenBird: rip to pig
 loufghyslaufey: @contingentcat It's not a lazer! Pffft! It's a little light bulb that "blinks!"
ALittleLonely: Ah ah ah
 RealGamerCow: what is that hand
 saucemaster5000: five coins, four fingers....
squ3e: pentagram
 gamercat88: 4 fingers
 flatluigi: and four finger
 Mr_Horrible: wow, 1 more than the number of fingers you have, you weird kid
 raulghoulia: is she a fish. look at that in
 VrolikSyndrome: Good job, streamer.
Boon_33: hand....
 A_Dub888: There are FOUR COINS
 itira: that hand D:
  ohjanji: there are four lights
Boon_33: @A_Dub888 ahhh
 HadesLeprechaun: oh no, it's gonna be like The Wolf Among Us again, don't spend it all!
 loufghyslaufey: Heh, illusion of choice
 Mr_Horrible: because of the Dark Forces at work, Adam
 Mr_Horrible: DUH
Boon_33: heck?
 notpsion: @A_Dub888 very nice
 couchboyj: Animation budget cuts
 SnackPak_: what
frank_the_great: Oh look, Evangelion
ALittleLonely: They hang dolls from trees
 Mr_Horrible: "The Big Jesus"
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes, that's Rio
 RurouniGeo: big haysus
 NightValien28: that's brazil
consolecowboy88: sheesh make it more in the nose why don’t you
 Diabore: shut up amanda
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: only referring to Christ the Redeemer as "The Big Jesus" from now one
 Mr_Horrible: *on, curses
consolecowboy88: she’s gonna smack ya with her webbed palm
Boon_33: is this like a ski resort underwear tree but for doll head enthusiasts?
 underhill33: ¡México!
DaxStrife: "Big Jesus wants a huuug!"
 saucemaster5000: biggie j
 RealGamerCow: not to be confused with Big Baby Jesus, aka Old Dirty Bastard
 ContingentCat: it's not inaccurate, it is a big Jesus
 Mr_Horrible: "Crime"
mjuukis: why.... is her hand like that?
 Diabore: god yeah that hand is terrifying
 spethycakes: I pray to The Big Jesus every day
 A_Dub888: @Mr_Horrible The Big Jesus wants a HUG!
Boon_33: big jesus was the plan, and the result.
 SquareDotCube: Ohio had big butter Jesus, then it got struck by lightning and burned down
 notpsion: that chicken isn't evil or anything
 the_walking: Disney meant not like the amanda's shadow looks like mickey
 Mr_Horrible: @A_Dub888 or he's t-posing on the haters
 MAPBoardgames: Which possessed doll do we sell?
Boon_33: best public work, did what it said it would do, nothing.
Fanklok: Stop letting me be late
  ohjanji: yeet?
 LPS_97: efficient
 IanAllenBird: just that easy
 ContingentCat: @Mr_Horrible why not both?
 Mr_Horrible: "Behold, commerce"
 Mathwyn: Amazon drone just snatches it out of the air for delivery
 RurouniGeo: RIPAA
 ContingentCat: ah capitalism
EvilBadman: Capitalism hooooo
consolecowboy88: Amanda, we didn’t even go to Mexico
devilcultivator: mr rooster got ruptured by the big jesus!
mysticsailboat: note to self: sell things by throwing them at the cailing
 Mr_Horrible: Amanda you can just read From Hell
Boon_33: your local library!
 Kaus_Jason: Everyone knows what you mean when you say Big Jesus, If they don't know It's called Christ the Redeemer and you call it that you'll sound insane
frank_the_great: The Big Bengenering
 IanAllenBird: : (
 saucemaster5000: maybe get a job kid
 ContingentCat: welp time to sell a kidney!
 IanAllenBird: oh.
 spethycakes: 
Boon_33: get Kathleen to plan your trips 
 ContingentCat: that's a really big opossum too
consolecowboy88: wow this is harmony korine’s gummo
 Mr_Horrible: as is his right, Amanda
Boon_33: see only the most bizzare things
 saucemaster5000: da possum tax
 tehfewl: time for murder
  ohjanji: possum tax
Astramentha: -1
 gualdhar: wow what a little baby, can't even fight a possum
 A_Dub888: couch cushions
 LPS_97: time to invest
 Mr_Horrible: "Amanda gets roped into crypto"
 Dromos_GHG: cut open possum
consolecowboy88: Amanda, shoot the possum full of tranquilizers and sell the possum as a doll
 SquareDotCube: like a dead wooly
 A_Dub888: @Dromos_GHG Might miss our flight...
Kendo_thorn: didn’t you say she had 3 fingers before?
ALittleLonely: Choo choo
 Mr_Horrible: enough for 1 stargazey pie
Boon_33: @Mr_Horrible she's already evil, that seems excessive.
 gualdhar: we're going to see Ben's underpants!
 IanAllenBird: it's a /magic/ train, adam
  ohjanji: well that was disturbing
 spethycakes: @ohjanji just you wait
 MAPBoardgames: Possoms are assholes?
Boon_33: check those couch cushions!
  ohjanji: @spethycakes 
 saucemaster5000: that's a warhammer mini set
 A_Dub888: also that possums live under the couch
 Mr_Horrible: we learned that magic train tickets, while inexplicably not free, are still fairly cheap
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: cool Kill Team board
ButButTheJesus: fack yaou
ThorSokar: I'm not your bud, pal!
frank_the_great: Yeah
shilhaursa: Id be so effing good to u
KWardJenx: Shoresy = The best
 korvys: Every minigame is pipe dream
 ContingentCat: I should actually watch Shorsey
ALittleLonely: Coming out of your cage and you're doin' just fine?
DaxStrife: WarHam is WarBanned.
 Nigouki:  the warmth
 Kramburger: More like SNOREhammer ahaha gottem
 Mr_Horrible: for these 3 hours on Tuesday
 saucemaster5000: what about scuffleanvil?
mjuukis: GLORY TO THE GOD EMPEROR
consolecowboy88: the game is nicer to Amanda than it ever was to wooly
Fanklok: So which Chaos god does Amanda worship?
 GasCityGaming: It really is
 Inquisitor_Xian: but Adam! i'm literally painting warhammer while i watch this very stream!
 SquareDotCube: no Warhammer left Subway
 RealGamerCow: Lets have a walking contest
 GasCityGaming: @Fanklok Tzeentch 100%
frank_the_great: What was the banned word from last week? Something maxing I think
 NotCainNorAbel: What about Skirmish Hammer 39K?  can we talk about that?
consolecowboy88: @fanklok pinhead from hellraiser
ALittleLonely: lol
 loufghyslaufey: Why? What ever did WAH-Rammer ever do to you?
 JohnLockeCole: I am playing a warhammer videogame (Chaosgate: Deamonhunters) while I watch
Fanklok: You should let Adam paint your little plastic men
Kendo_thorn: Ben will watch that when you watch Castlevania Adam 🙄
therepoman__: I heard drive rush, the brain rot is too powerful
 saucemaster5000: do I look like vincent van gogh? I play grey
 quasi79fu: di d he go backwards?
 flatluigi: wasn't paris first? i was only paying half attention
 A_Dub888: didn't she want to go to paris first?
consolecowboy88: that was a ghost horse whiny
 SquareDotCube: swap starting points
 Mathwyn: Choo choo train
 GasCityGaming: It's me, I'm people
 Kramburger: Drive Rush you minis
 Mathwyn: Its no fruit train
 Gekyouryuu: Drybrush Threepwood from Monkey Island 
 Spooky_Noises: Im so glad that's not just me hearing drybrush
mysticsailboat: where are these tapes even COMING from
  ohjanji: yeet
consolecowboy88: @mysticsailboat the hellraiser void
mysticsailboat: the what
 saucemaster5000: time for some dewey decimal
therepoman__: fuckin uhhhh
consolecowboy88: @mysticsailboat the land from the movie hellraiser
 BrowneePointz: They're satanic tapes
 BrowneePointz: why do we need logic
frank_the_great: Does anything?
consolecowboy88: never mind I’m bullshitting
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: what if there's a quiz?!
 saucemaster5000: going to bubway
consolecowboy88: i had some subway today . my favorite sandwich place is potbelly
Fanklok: But you have to climb the wall of dicks to get to the subway
 BusTed: 
nira_sol: oh noooo
consolecowboy88: i do miss Quiznos
 VrolikSyndrome: Now that's the real brainrot.
 BrowneePointz: beware of paper cuts!
 flatluigi: i think you have the pieces, you're just working from the exit not the entrance
 saucemaster5000: quiznos was good!
 VrolikSyndrome: Yeahhhhh
consolecowboy88: used to eat there when I worked at our local used bookstore
Blakemcm: quizznos should have survived not subway
 GasCityGaming: Eat it while watching Castlevania?
 Jennie_Fuchsia: the Quiznos thing walked so Belopa could run
 VrolikSyndrome: Get bent, Sauce.
 saucemaster5000: no
 VrolikSyndrome: 
 NovahTalAura: Quiznos still around
 BrowneePointz: well that's a character flaw
consolecowboy88: @blakemcm wrong sandwich shop died
 A_Dub888: @Jennie_Fuchsia an auspicious walk
Camail: its ok
MechaKuuga:  Chipotle is not mexican food
frank_the_great: So this is how Let's Nope ends
 MoxCubitZirconium: How can you deny the food baby?!?!
Fanklok: Mexican food or "mexican" food
 RealGamerCow: I question if Canada gets good Mexican food
Blakemcm: @consolecowboy88 based
 Mazrae: Bowl with tortillas on the side
 Lobo_Apache: After Chipotle I also shit in a bowl
Blerrrghsauce: Tacofino is where it’s at.
 Mathwyn: I want the food tube that fits in my food hole
Blakemcm: from the south, all mexican food best food.
EvilBadman: Yeah boomtown was good
Blerrrghsauce: 
 NovahTalAura: Yeah there’s good mexican good in Vancouver
 BrowneePointz: Adam..plz
 saucemaster5000: unsubscribe
 VrolikSyndrome: Word
 ShaneLeeAtk: Culver's
KeytarCat: mmm, hard tacos.  I should go get my local chicken hard tacos
 BrowneePointz: it's dece
ThorSokar: commercial bacon has fallen off the wagon if you ask me, but I might be biased because I make my own now
 MoxCubitZirconium: Culver's
 Orestes290: (Bong)
 electra310: Chipotle used to be good here, now it's pretty bad.
 gawag_: Fast casual I feel like is different than fast food
consolecowboy88: round here the best is la taquiza Guadalajara
 Mr_Horrible: not online he's not 
 electra310: Beef A Roo is the best, followed by Culvers
 cyclopsboi: culvers is great but pricey
 LostThePirate: Chipotle is fast casual
shilhaursa: Oculvers fries are amazing
Fanklok: Let Adam have his incorrect opinion
  ohjanji: five guys fries are where it's at
 Makrosian_Tay: Ben I'm right there with you. I grew up on hard shell tacos. authenticity be damned!
 BrowneePointz: chipotle DOES get a lot of incorrect hate
EvilBadman: Chipotle had a series of food illness issues so folks keep away
 Tangsm: Culvers has the best chicken tenders
 ArdCollider: when chipotle stopped food poisoning people it also started tasting weird and that was unnerving
shilhaursa: Kinda pricy but best burgers
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: all my favorite local fast food places closed down over the last 5 years
 saucemaster5000: sleep is for squares
  Juliamon: Very cute jammies
 A_Dub888: !birb
  LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
  ohjanji: steelers colors, sweet
consolecowboy88: i saw a cinnamon toast bacon flavor in the grocery store the day before yesterday
 BrowneePointz: also I can't judge cuz i'm from the place that invented Walking Tacos
 Lobo_Apache: I don't make my own bed jeez Amanda
shilhaursa: Plus culvers has the kids meal collect five get on3 free deal
 jessieimproved: #freewoolie
consolecowboy88: that’s a comfy bed
 RealGamerCow: It has been over a month since I've woke up after dawn
 tehfewl: >making your bed
Astramentha: Making the bed is a fake chore
KeytarCat: Culver's is pretty good food that's also fast food
 Mathwyn: Making my bed sounds like far too much effort
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz look those fritos aren't getting eaten any other way, we gotta get rid of them somehow
 GasCityGaming: I make my bed only so the sheets aren't as cold when i get in
 saucemaster5000: piwwow fiwght
mysticsailboat: the animation seems the same
shilhaursa: The curser mames me so nostalgic
 Dreamlettuce: Knock her block off!
  ohjanji: THIS kid
consolecowboy88: we just had a pillow fight Amanda
 saucemaster5000: one hit ko
 rosesmcgee: right out the window
 Mr_Horrible: "Behold, Oki" *WHAM*
 Mazrae: Ben I was up till about midnight playing Dragon Age Inquisition because you brought it up on PiF yesterday
Fanklok: Very cool Adam, beating up the 8 year old
 saucemaster5000: round start dragonlash
 Mr_Horrible: DO ENJOY THIS!
 BrowneePointz: @Mr_Horrible ...that's frito pie
 quasi79fu: uhhh
therepoman__: The JP drive reversal golf swing with the pillow
 A_Dub888: the face on her shirt is looking into my SOUL
 bytecaster: Gotta bring the mix
 Mr_Horrible: sending a low ghost pillow
 BrowneePointz: Walking Tacos are doritos @Mr_Horrible
Bionull: Making beds, yay or nay? I don't see the point.
 Nigouki: children need to learn about consequences eventually
consolecowboy88: Amanda , I wanna go to wicker park - I miss myopic books
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz I just know what the cafeteria told me at school
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ALittleLonely: Gottem
 BusTed: 
 GasCityGaming: time to go back to sleep "Manda" *whap*
 itsr67: hehehe
 spethycakes: Hi Starving, I'm Dad
 LPS_97: @Bionull yay if I have people over
Fanklok: Adam brings his pillow full of gravel
 Makrosian_Tay: I think Amanda misses wooly too
 Tangsm: The muffin man?!
 quasi79fu: Muttton
 BrowneePointz: Did they serve cinnamon rolls with chili for you too? @Mr_Horrible
 MoxCubitZirconium: everything bagel or die hungry
 kolintoney: Apple Pie!
 Mathwyn: I don't know you ben!
 A_Dub888: Benjamin "Muffin Man" Ulmer
 VrolikSyndrome: Waffle better!
 BrowneePointz: both are valid
 jessieimproved: ngl I'm worried about Woolie
 saucemaster5000: hash browns??????
  Juliamon: Depends on my mood
 korvys: I want to know what would have happened if you said you wanted to see "Wooly" in the first VHS
 Mr_Horrible: Ben a "Cake at 9am but lie to myself" kinda guy
 saucemaster5000: fuuuuuck yeah
 tehfewl: french toast
 quasi79fu: Pie man
 Lobo_Apache: Anything but frenchtoast.
 LPS_97: Hashbron
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz not that I recall
ThorSokar: blueberry waffles best waffles
Bionull: I'm learning that Ben has only contempt for soft things
 Makrosian_Tay: Pancakes
Mai_Andra: "hashbrow"
 quasi79fu: human flesh for breakfast?
 JoeLowe2: Frankenberry
consolecowboy88: my favorite thing to eat is brown sugar oatmeal
 Mr_Horrible: French Toast isn't breakfast, tho, imo
thegitrogsquirrel: do you know a muffin Stan? a muffin Stan, a muffin Stan
 Mr_Horrible: too rich
 ContingentCat: use the knife
 Heefnoff: It definitionally can't be good because it's french
 itira: i prefer savory breakfast myself
 BrowneePointz: french toast not worth the effort compared to the other two
 James_the_Dabbler: It's actually kind of sad how alone Amanda is
 MAPBoardgames: The bacon is staring at me.
mysticsailboat: why do they have eyes
consolecowboy88: ah! the poor bacon is gonna die
  ohjanji: hahaha just chucks it
 Lobo_Apache: I know I'm the outlier on the french toast, but it's the worst
 James_the_Dabbler: She's also a demon but
 LPS_97: In half?
 Mathwyn: Solo bacon for breakfast is eh
devilcultivator: which banjo kazooie character are we having for breakfast?
 kolintoney: spider?
 spethycakes: 
 couchboyj: Place near me does an egg and chorizo quesadilla, its real good
consolecowboy88: Amanda is part Freddy kruger
Fanklok: French toast is integral to God's perfect sandwich, the Monte Cristo
 RealGamerCow: jam the knife in the toaster
 ContingentCat: Damn that possum is huge
ALittleLonely: @Lobo_Apache What don't you like about it? Just curious.
  ohjanji: that is a gigantic possum
 BusTed: I love this possom
 korvys: No swipping!
 quasi79fu: nom nom
consolecowboy88: hah hah
 LPS_97: Ok bye
 spethycakes: aww
 VrolikSyndrome: Uh
 saucemaster5000: throw him and the toaster in the bathtub
 IanAllenBird: biter no biting
 jessieimproved: That possum is massive
neekstock: he’s a lil cutie
 Kaus_Jason: Large buddy
 Mr_Horrible: I mean you *can*
 Mr_Horrible: it's just a bad idea, usually
 bytecaster: But would you bring your pet racoon to a wedding, Ben?
 Lobo_Apache: @ALittleLonely it wet bread with too much cinnamon
 thatguysteve2709: Woolly bacon
consolecowboy88: that poor bacon
 Mr_Horrible: wait why is only the Bacon dead?
 A_Dub888: bacon had a time
 Darleysam: stack it up
 itira: egg on bread, bacon in the other hand 
 saucemaster5000: I eat just the toast and give the rest to the possum
 JoeLowe2: I'd go clockwise
 Darleysam: bacon and egg sandwich
 Heefnoff: What
 Tangsm: The toast is for soaking up the egg
 Heefnoff: Ben
 Mr_Horrible: eggs and bacon concurrently, toast to sop
Fanklok: Balanced? It's mostly fat and carbs
 Heefnoff: In what world do you start with the apple
consolecowboy88: i bet wooly is the possum
 raulghoulia: at work last week, to celebrate 100 days safe, we had breakfast brought in. And an coworker put cream cheese on his bagel AND THEN into the toaster. creating a small fire
 RealGamerCow: am I not normal for not eating all of anything
 quasi79fu: question were those outfits in the closet important?
 BrowneePointz: love me apples
 Mr_Horrible: that's loser talk, Adam
 Nigouki: apple at the end to pretend the rest was healthy
 Mathwyn: Soak up the egg with apple
 dumbo3k: Apples have Cyanide!
Ristow: throw all of it in a blender
 VrolikSyndrome: Gets your hands all sticky...
 SomebodyNowhere: hot take
 tehfewl: apple for later snack
 RealGamerCow: like, I'll eat some of everything
 James_the_Dabbler: Is Adam a doctor
 Robot_Bones: might get some nutrition from that apple
 Heefnoff: You eat in order of what cools the fastest, duh
 kolintoney: Apple, Bacon, Possum, Toast, egg
consolecowboy88: or like wooly paid the possum to try and avenge him
 JoeLowe2: Adam has a lot of food rules
 UltraVioletVodoo: apple pie
 Usoki7: I'm not listening to food, it's not even alive.
 MoxCubitZirconium: Apple is ammo for the mortar outside
 saucemaster5000: at least buy the apple dinner first
MilkInBags: eve will get it for you
 itira: Ben
 korvys: True
 VrolikSyndrome: harhar
 lamina5432: gala
 BusTed: 
 Cleekru: agreeeeeeeeeeddddd
 korvys: facts
 Mathwyn: Good opinion Ben
 GasCityGaming: Ambroisa real good
keltaklo: https://applerankings.com/
 Zanzabar_: you put the apple and bacon away for lunch and cook a chicken apple sausage to go with the eggs.
 wiganlass: Granny Smith apples rule
 loufghyslaufey: Is it though? Balanced? As all breakfasts should be?   
YeomanAres: Red delicious are the worst
KeytarCat: I can't eat granny smith anymore 
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: honeycrisp gang rise up
 Tangsm: Honey crisp.
 Makrosian_Tay: I mean Granny Smiths are good, but there are, in fact, others that are good
 quasi79fu: also another question..is this like the first where pausing tape at times affects the outside world?
 BusTed: hell yeah
 A_Dub888: that's a lie Ben, you're not little
 circusofkirkus: SweeTango's are decent
 Mathwyn: Is that Vegeta's legs on the left?
 jessieimproved: Arkansas Black is an amazing apple but you can't really get it in stores that I know of
keltaklo: The guy is committed
 circusofkirkus: this is one dude's ranking
thegitrogsquirrel: what were the outfits in her room?
 NotCainNorAbel: once you have had good apples everything changes
keltaklo: Granny Smith gets bonus points for baking on it
 Darleysam: *paid for by the SweeTango Committee
 BrowneePointz: as a Red Delicious defender, Granny Smith haters are WRONG
 electra310: Granny Smiths are great for baking, don't eat them raw
 VrolikSyndrome: LIES
 circusofkirkus: Fuji is trash
 math_nerdette: Fugi is legit worst apple
 kolintoney: Granny Smith can get it
keltaklo: He rates purely for munching
PinballGeek: Cosmic Crisp are S tier.
 TheWriterAleph: omg apple drama
 Heefnoff: Bodied
 korvys: Granny Smith is S-tier
 wiganlass: smith’s are the best golden delicious are so bland
 CasualKing21: Pink Lady best apple
 Lobo_Apache: @BrowneePointz truth!
 Darleysam: Granny Smith rips
 Mr_Horrible: they're fighting over 27th place
  ohjanji: LMAO
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: where does Bad Apple rank on this list
 spethycakes: WOW
 ContingentCat: I used to work restocking the produce and yeah there's a lot of apples, Pink Lady are the best
 Heefnoff: That might be the maddest I've ever seen Adam
 Darleysam: give me crisp and sour
 saucemaster5000: cosmic crisp is top tier yeah
 Azralorne: Fuck that Fuji apples are delicious
 quasi79fu: we saw outfits in closet
 Heefnoff: Red delicious my fuckin ass
 A_Dub888: "Fugi is garbage" got it
 RurouniGeo: Eventhubs level bad Apple tier List 
 BrowneePointz: i'm not taking this bait
 itira: LOL
 UltraVioletVodoo: red delicious is groos
 LPS_97: The subtitle for the newtown pippin is wild
 The_Color_Twelve: Oh no are we debating apples again?
 BusTed: 
 LostThePirate: XD
Zalthia: Oh God are we looking at that apple rating website?
 Heefnoff: HELLO?????
 Mr_Horrible: that apple is a cop
 Heefnoff: LONG ISLAND SAND FILLED CONDOM????
 DaFhaye: I walked into something
 Azralorne: I do agree cosmic crisps are really good though
 LPS_97: It is considered vomitous filth
 N30dude: Big fan of Ambrosia apples
 saucemaster5000: @Heefnoff yes?
 VrolikSyndrome: That tracks.
 RealGamerCow: I actually like golden russet
 Mr_Horrible: cosmic crisp rocks
ghyllnox: Sounds like instead of trying the apple you could just get a condom and some sand
 BrowneePointz: I'm...not taking...this bait
 Zanzabar_: some apple varieties have kinda gone to terrible over the years, its kinda like making a copy of a copy.  I remember when red delicious were actually delicious, there garbage now though.
 LostThePirate: They're not wrong there lol
 DaFhaye: Hello Adam! Hello Ben!
 Mr_Horrible: through the power of science and bored Washington students
 Dalrint: I love macintosh apples. But I moved too far south to buy them. 
 itira: grocery store apples suck poopy
 loufghyslaufey: Weh?
 Elevation_4000_FT: I went to apple country a while back and had an Arkansas Black.  It was the best apple ever.  Tasted like plywood, in a good way.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I think that's being unkind to the leather glove
  ohjanji: apple discourse is wild 
 Heefnoff: Lock in
therepoman__: 
keltaklo: You're welcome
 ContingentCat: unsubscribe apple rankings
 Mr_Horrible: "Close apple rankings dot com right now we are LIVE on air"
 quasi79fu: i think this is like first game where pausing tape affects the world
 Zanzabar_: courtlands and honeycrisps are pretty good still.
 NotCainNorAbel: oh sure, as soon as Canada comes up he starts defending apples
theambivalentagender: I hopped on Twitch chat just to express my rage with Adam that Fuji is below Granny Smith wtf
 LPS_97: Apparently Newtown Pippin Apples are Benjamin Franklin's favourite apple
 rosesmcgee: Envy Apple the goat
 Heefnoff: She mad as hell
therepoman__: "You got games on your phone?"
 Mr_Horrible: never
 NotCainNorAbel: who said I was America?
 Mr_Horrible: it's not in our blood
 Makrosian_Tay: Wait, the stuffy wasn't on her bed that time
 spethycakes: Relaxing is against the US Constitution
 Mazrae: I feel like I'm the weirdo, but I eat all of the apple even the core and seeds, just not the stem
theambivalentagender: Red delicious are the worst though I hope we can agree
 saucemaster5000: Canadian says one thing "GET OUTTA HERE!"
 LPS_97: Yeah America. Sort your shit first
 Heefnoff: Hold that
 Heefnoff: Bigoted ass
 A_Dub888: SKRT
 Heefnoff: LMAO
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 Mr_Horrible: more like Heefnot
 Heefnoff:     
 Mr_Horrible: or Heefnawff
 Heefnoff: Hi starving
Abracadaver23: heef's stiring up trouble again
 Mr_Horrible: damn, the unblockable credentials mix
 quasi79fu: menu
theambivalentagender: Hey chat we're unbannable quick throw out your hottest breakfast food takes
 Mr_Horrible: possunm
 quasi79fu: opossum
 Mr_Horrible: bro with the eeby sleeby talk
Mai_Andra: Even your highest ranked applies cannot compare to my oranges. 
 Heefnoff: She is a person of multitudes
 RealGamerCow: she's gonna die in a kitchen fire
 SomebodyNowhere: 🥓
 Heefnoff: Amanda is simply too complex
 Mr_Horrible: she's just ingratiating
theambivalentagender: @mai_andra applies
 Mr_Horrible: it's called being a good host
 VrolikSyndrome: Going on an adventure!
 saucemaster5000: bacon is for whig party supporters
  ohjanji: standard library torch
 ContingentCat: Amanda is a people pleaser
 Mr_Horrible: that's not a torch, that's a torch
 gualdhar: cook the bacon with the torch?
Fanklok: She's a child, whatever the most recent thing in her vision is her favorite
squ3e: To light the beacons for Gondor, duh
 Heefnoff: Dumbass
 itira: hahahahaa
 SomebodyNowhere: oh
  ohjanji: HAHAHAHAHAHA
therepoman__: LMAOOOO
MWGNZ: 
 BusTed: 
 quasi79fu: lol
NimrodXIV: LOL
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keltaklo: Obviously by the steps Ben
 electra310: LMAO
votojak: and there's the highlight reel
 quasi79fu: blind ben
Bionull: Oh, I solved the puzzle. Burn it to the ground.
 Makrosian_Tay: CLEEP IT
keltaklo: Like, come on
 Heefnoff: Where else would you keep the frying pan
 Heefnoff: Dummy
 quasi79fu: possum
 Mr_Horrible: gotta admit, she got your ass
 quasi79fu: ftidge
 quasi79fu: uhhh
 quasi79fu: what was that?
 korvys: No swipping!
 Mr_Horrible: he's gonna dare
 Heefnoff: Mmmmm no
 saucemaster5000: Flip the bacon! You're curling it! YOU"RE CURLING IT!!!!
 raulghoulia: the bacon has eyes
 Heefnoff: Possum is friend
 LPS_97: The lighter?
 GasCityGaming: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoringNastyGnatBCWarrior-PS7lZiQXN4jXV4TE
 Mr_Horrible: now he's gonna eat *me*
 SomebodyNowhere: is there an antipossum item
 Mr_Horrible: oh my gooooooooooooood
 VrolikSyndrome: You are never more than 6 feet from a possum.
squ3e: We're gonna turn around one time and huge fuckin possum is gonna be mean mugging us
 loufghyslaufey:  Bacon Pancakes 
 Mr_Horrible: you just gotta say that every time, huh
 Mr_Horrible: true tho
 saucemaster5000: Wooly can eat my stinky winky
 JoeLowe2: Wooly!! 
 LPS_97: Vampire is a jedi
 Blip2004: I thought it was Garlic Jr
 Heefnoff: She mad as hell damn
 Mr_Horrible: lil Nosferatu
therepoman__: >:(
  ohjanji: damn she looks pissed hahaha
 quasi79fu: vampire with lightsaber ...new star wars character
 LPS_97: Belo Lugosi
 BrowneePointz: Gary Oldman
 Mr_Horrible: HUH
 Getter404: Jemaine Clemet
 saucemaster5000: tom hanks
 janky_as_heck: what's the book on the table behind you?
 raulghoulia: Abraham Van Helsing
KeytarCat: Nick Cage
 quasi79fu: no he was Van Helsing
 Nigouki: he was Prof Helsing
 Mazrae: Christopher Lee??
NimrodXIV: Hopkins was Van Helsing
 loufghyslaufey: Wait. An IRL fridge out there?(in-game)
consolecowboy88: nah Hopkins played Van Helsingborg
 spethycakes: Everything comes back to Tom Hanks
 TheWriterAleph: Tom Hanks as Dracula would be WILD
 Heefnoff: Ben
 Heefnoff: Apple first?
Boon_33: nick cage, christopher walkin
 Heefnoff: Crazy
 LPS_97: looks like a tomato
 SomebodyNowhere: there has to be something that stops the possum
 LPS_97: that's a muffin
 Mr_Horrible: it's very weird to me to think "Who played Dracula" and not immediately hit Christopher Lee or Bela Lugosi
 Heefnoff: Actually insane behavior
 itira: muffin last
 SomebodyNowhere: eggs first
 Mathwyn: But the the bacon will be cold
NimrodXIV: eat the hot food first
 quasi79fu: muffin last
 NotCainNorAbel: muffin on the go
KeytarCat: Eggs and bacon are better hot
 saucemaster5000: I drink the water and leave
 Heefnoff: If you eat the apple first you shouldn't be allowed to drive a car
 LPS_97: prob bluberry
 Isaac3567: Gotta be Egg first since they are so much worse when cold
 korvys: Apple last - dessert
 Orestes290: Egg first or it goes cold
 Tangsm: 
EvilBadman: Apple last. Most refreshing and cleansing
 RealGamerCow: little bit of egg, little bit of bacon, little bit of egg, little bit of toast
 MoxCubitZirconium: Eat your food before it's cold. So warm stuff first.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: egg first because I don't want to eat a room temperature egg
 kolintoney: Hot food first
 Mazrae: Hot food first
 ContingentCat: eggs first so they don't get cold
 NovahTalAura: @Mr_Horrible Yup Christopher Lee I always think of as Dracula
 JoeLowe2: start on plate, while the food is hot.  then apple and muffin
 Heefnoff: YOU EAT THE HOT THINGS FIRST
 Heefnoff: BRO
theambivalentagender: https://clips.twitch.tv/HedonisticSourPepperoniMVGame-NoV19Ujk_PSIuw4L
BloodnBullets: thats a box side right?
 LPS_97: Mothers against Appled Driving
  ohjanji: cursed
 NotCainNorAbel: eat the warm egg first
 Heefnoff: AYOOOO
 Tangsm: Eggs get cold fast
 quasi79fu: wait does this have to with the box?
 Heefnoff: Granny Smith kinda bad tho
 Nigouki: microwave the apple
 Mathwyn: Pour the milk into the orange juice
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: pull a Neverending Story and crack a raw egg into your orange juice
 Mr_Horrible: how cheeked up is that apple?
 quasi79fu: this shape loooks oddd
 MAPBoardgames: Isn't there a round puzzle on the box that looks like this?
 UltraVioletVodoo: apple isnt a vegetable adam
 korvys: Apple last - sweet things are basically dessert
thegitrogsquirrel: i turn the plate stuff into a sandwich and eat first
 Heefnoff: Still eat the warm stuff first yes
keltaklo: egg + toast, bacon + toast, muffin, apple
 NotCainNorAbel: then DO NOT eat the egg
 MoxCubitZirconium: This is Amanda's food. not yours
 VrolikSyndrome: OJ
 quasi79fu: box?
 Heefnoff: It'll only get colder with time
 electra310: You've never made eggs and bacon at home?
 kolintoney: Eat the plate, then the eggs, then the apple, then a milk
 NovahTalAura: @Heefnoff When do you eat the wet ones?
 SomebodyNowhere: oj
 saucemaster5000: I make myseldf eggs bennies and tell this motel 6 plate to kick rocks
 VrolikSyndrome: Facts
 LPS_97: V8 juice
 gualdhar: what if the toast is hot
 SnackPak_: hell yeah
 Heefnoff: Order of operations is, you eat whichever food loses heat the fastest
 RealGamerCow: honey on the toast
EvilBadman: This  was the breakfast every cereal commercial promised me, the liars
 Mr_Horrible: if you go toast into muffin that's a lot of back-to-back carbs
 MoxCubitZirconium: Put some cheese in that bacon egg sandwich
 BrowneePointz: I got addicted to putting syrup on my hashbrowns for a while
 itsr67: Egg I don't agree
 GasCityGaming: muffin after plate, take the apple with me for a snack later
keltaklo: Syrup eggs??
 itira: Ben?!
 itsr67: WTF
Pteraspidomorphi: 
 Getter404: WHAT
 Tangsm: Why do you have syrup at all?
 ThirdGames: What
 Mr_Horrible: headass
 saucemaster5000: Ben
TheBob58: True Ben
 saucemaster5000: ben no
 RurouniGeo: get out
 electra310: Salsa on the eggs
squ3e: 100%
 kolintoney: Ben
 quasi79fu: what is on all sides of box?
neekstock: trueeeee
 itsr67: actual cap
 NorthstarTex: HERESEY!
 JoeLowe2: What?!?!
 Heefnoff: Honestly
Morrigan9: ben apologise
 spethycakes: these are some very hot takes tonight
 Tangsm: There's no pancakes! Why is there syrup?
 NotCainNorAbel: waking up is the worst part
 NovahTalAura: WHAT?!
 Usoki7: Eggs ARE the worst part. THANK YOU.
 Heefnoff: He's kinda spittin
theambivalentagender: I dunk my eggs in ketchup
 VrolikSyndrome: The worst part of breakfast is cleaning up after.
ThorSokar: holy shit, what
 raulghoulia: Bring Jordynne back
 Mazrae: Eggs are meh
 Cleekru: eggs are the Wwoooorrst
 BrowneePointz: As someone who fucking loves eggs and has developed an egg allergy as I got older. HOW DARE YOU
 spethycakes: Ben = anti-egg
 Marvoleath:   D:
 NovahTalAura: SO WRONG
 Lobo_Apache: This is ben's VILLIAN ARC!@
 SnackPak_: eggs are medium
 Mr_Horrible: Break him over your knee, Adam
 SomebodyNowhere: don't argue with a high protein item with adam
 gualdhar: nice knowing you Ben, you're dead to me now
KeytarCat: Eggs are a medium!
 Mathwyn: I love a good egg, but a bad egg is awful
Pteraspidomorphi: 
 Mr_Horrible: end him
 spethycakes: RICE is WONDERFUL
 electra310: Rice is also good!
Fanklok: Ok we can get rid of Ben, trade him for Jordynne
 Heefnoff: Ben kinda spittin
 ThirdGames: Rice is also good!
 wiganlass: eggs are vile
ThorSokar: WOOOOOW
 NotCainNorAbel: rice is good!
 kolintoney: Okay, eggs are medium, but not the worst
Blakemcm: Ben never had good eggs or good rice
  ohjanji: but rice is awesome lol
 MAPBoardgames: Can we get Jordynne back?
 spethycakes: wow
 NovahTalAura: Wrong, someone is just wrong
blooperman12: Not Ben trashing rice of all things
 Kaaannaaa: we only eat eggs cause they were cheap
 tehfewl: talkin shit on rice?
 JoeLowe2: That's it Ben.  I'm moving home to mother.
 NorthstarTex: Eggs are better than the bacon and toast!
 spethycakes: So Ben is cancelled now, huh?
 saucemaster5000: revoke this man's license
BloodnBullets: im saying they are bad
 VrolikSyndrome: Find me bad toast.
 kolintoney: Eggs are over easy
 Usoki7: 100 The man speaks truth.  Eggs are so very overrated.
 Heefnoff: Bad things are bad hot take
frank_the_great: Say syke
 itsr67: so Adam when's the new co star try outs
 Mr_Horrible: IDK Bad Apple is kind of a bop
 wiganlass: all eggs are vile
 Heefnoff: Rice is neutral let's not kid ourselves
 electra310: Ben cancelled, Jordynne's gamer fuel is best friend now
EvilBadman: Come to LRR! We have Egg Ben and Wrong Ben
ThorSokar: na, I'm on team rice sucks
 Mathwyn: Ben saying things we like are bad! Boo him!
satyropodobny: hate the egg love the egger
 RurouniGeo: mcdonalds eggs are fake tholol
  ohjanji: i like eggs to be the main event yeah lol
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 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: nah I'm with Ben, just egg is boring, it needs to be an omelette
 Lobo_Apache: @electra310 Now hold on... maybe not that far 
 quasi79fu: sausage mcgridddle
consolecowboy88: our the toast in the egg
 ThirdGames: Sausage Egg McGriddle
 Heefnoff: Ben actually spitting wait
 NorthstarTex: Home breakfast is not McDonalds!
 Heefnoff: He's cookin
consolecowboy88: put the toast
 flustered_blue: well there’s your issue, that’s fast food
 saucemaster5000: ben hates vegetarians
 HadesLeprechaun: A plain, completely unadorned egg is pretty meh, but with even some salt and pepper, way better
 spethycakes: Some of us don't eat meat
 DaFhaye: Mcdonalds steak bagel is the best
 ContingentCat: Eggs are ok they're just still figuring things out 
 itira: @saucemaster5000 true
 Heefnoff: Eggs are the drywall of breakfast
 Mr_Horrible: the dish isn't there without the egg!
 VrolikSyndrome: They're literally filler.
 Mr_Horrible: it's the whole fucking point!
theambivalentagender: I'd get just egg. Probably not at McDonald's though.
 Mathwyn: Ben things they eggcessorys
 quasi79fu: box on table?
 NorthstarTex: McDonalds eggs is F tier over my eggs I make at home
 BrowneePointz: *gestures at Shakshouka*
 Heefnoff: REAL
violetblight: any eggers in chat
 Heefnoff: BASED
 SomebodyNowhere: !unsubscribe breakfasttalk
 math_nerdette: Ben thinks they are an egg-companiment.
 Nigouki: pro egg, proeggnant
skysonglark: just egg sandwiches are my usual breakfast
 LPS_97: Spittin facts
 Mazrae: Maybe as an omelette, for eggs to be centerpiece
 circusofkirkus: yeah if you're going to do it, don't half ass it, go vegan
 Mathwyn: Shut up longinus
Mai_Andra: I just want to get a spicy chicken sandwich and put an egg on it.
 LostThePirate: Ben firing shots at Nelly and Cam
 saucemaster5000: Nah I'm not dying for the herbavores
 Mr_Horrible: Ben like "Dodge this Longinus dumbass"
ghyllnox: The formed reheated-from-frozen eggs are not great, but regular eggs are great
 Tangsm: You order Eggs Benedict so the meat, eggs and bread are all stacked
 Heefnoff: Ben is so right
EvilBadman: Wheeler just spun in his grave
 quasi79fu: yay eggs
 DaFhaye: The eggs are the best part to me
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  bv310: Fuck yeah, Eggs!
KeytarCat: The spear gets longerinus
tergonis: fuck yea eggs
 Heefnoff: Adam shut your contrarian ass up
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 electra310: You are not having the right scrambled eggs
ghyllnox: FUCK YEAH EGGS
 Spooky_Noises: Eggs best part 
 itira: im a fuck yeah egg person
 saucemaster5000: eggs are above bacon, but not sausage
Pteraspidomorphi: Eggs are one of the best foods
 Heefnoff: Bull fuckin shit
Fanklok: "No wrong opinions" is a bunch of bullshit.
 korvys: Eggs are top tier, yes
 NorthstarTex: I like eggs more than bacon, that and the protein intake is insane
 Mr_Horrible: Ben just doesn't realize omelets exist I guess
 spethycakes: This is a very white/Eurocentric set of opinions
 itsr67: 
cutaos: im fuck ya eggs
KeytarCat: (The spear that pierce Jesus is the Spear of Longinus)
 Faulpyr: Eggs are the best. Especially soft boiled. Bacon is eh. I'll have like half of one before getting bored with it
 Heefnoff: HE'S SPITTING
  ohjanji: omg i want a burger with an egg on it
 quasi79fu: box?
consolecowboy88: or feed the eggs to the possum and get him outta yer face
 Heefnoff: BEN COOK
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 JohnLockeCole: Burger with an egg on is so good
Mai_Andra: eggs are the best part.  hash and sausage is good.  bacon is mid.
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theambivalentagender: Theres a couple restaurants near me that specialize in bomb ass eggs
 wiganlass: nope I’ll never eat eggs
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 LPS_97: There is a reason why, a few years ago, there was a ad campaign about eating eggs outside breakfast being not weird
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Egg is a sauce
BloodnBullets: eggs more than bacon? you are objectively wrong adam!
 DaFhaye: If eggs aren't the main feature you aren't making your eggs right
 NorthstarTex: I am Fuck yeah eggs too! Especially with runny yolk
ThorSokar: Here I'll become the new enemy: Hasbrowns suck
 Heefnoff: It's an enhancer
 Heefnoff: IT'S SO NOT
 Heefnoff: JUST GET RID OF THE MEAT THEN
 kolintoney: Eggburger
 rosesmcgee: Greater the the sum of it's parts
 wiganlass: it is not!!
Bearudite: bredegg
 NotCainNorAbel: I was here for the last Let's Nope
 v_nome: Sold. One egg on bread please.
frank_the_great: Rattle that cage
 itira: LOL
 BrowneePointz: rare Heef L
 Spooky_Noises: Egg on bread is lit
 tehfewl: egg on bread is how i start my day
 Heefnoff: FINALLY someone I can talk about food with intelligently
Bearudite: DAMN
 Scy_Anide: (Homemade) Egg McMuffins are bomb.
cutaos: we do for breakfast
 Nigouki: egg on bread is french toast and FUCKING DELICIOUS
Pteraspidomorphi: A scrambled egg patty with a fried egg on top! Genius!
ThorSokar: an egg sandwich is FANTASTIC
 Heefnoff: HUH
 Dreamlettuce: Breakfast needs more lettuce.
 Heefnoff: HELLO
 itsr67: heef is not an official opinion
drcthulu: eggs are kinda meat
feet2big: Fried egg sandwich is goat
 korvys: I eat eggs on toast without other stuff all the time
Riandisa: Egg sandwich sounds great right now
Bearudite: Heef gonna clap you
 itsr67: LMFAO
 Faulpyr: Nah, I'll just eat the yolk on its own
 Heefnoff: If Ben went to bat for eggs Adam would say eggs are ass I'm sorry
 itira: baited tbh
Fanklok: I mean if Heef is backing you up it's probably wrong
 DaFhaye: No Adam is right
 SnackPak_: 
 circusofkirkus: eggs are icky
 James_the_Dabbler: Y'all it's just an egg
DaxStrife: Good thing this game was free, dev is not getting their money's worth.
 Heefnoff: EGGS ARE FINE
Bearudite: Meet heef at Nuketown
KeytarCat: Eggs are a base!  Or an emulsifier!  Or a leavening agent!
 korvys: Eggs are the main thing
 Mathwyn: Boo this man, he hates eggs and freedom
 SomebodyNowhere: did you hear ben hates eggs
 LPS_97: check the tape
 saucemaster5000: I'm also not gonna eat cooked ground beef ben that's not ALL the burger!
 HorusFive: I just got here- Why does Ben hate Eggs?
Abracadaver23: I can't believe Ben hates all eggs
cutaos: egg is top though
 Lobo_Apache: someone clip him saying "eggs are bad"
 kolintoney: Ben is right, eggs are fine.
 Heefnoff: Eggs are the support beams of breakfast
 Nigouki: Ben the egg hater
 gualdhar: Ben I can't believe you don't like eggs
Pteraspidomorphi: I do like dill
 Mr_Horrible: "Eggs are the worst part of breakfast" - literal Ben Ulmer not 10 minutes ago
 circusofkirkus: "HER SISTER WAS A WITCH"
drcthulu: eggcelent
 BrowneePointz: eggs make breakfast
 quasi79fu: chat does this screeen of the tape look like box on table?
Mai_Andra: <gollum voice> "eggs!  EGGS it is!"
 Mr_Horrible: WE HAVE THE TAPE
frank_the_great: Counterpoint: Eggs Benny
 BrowneePointz: no eggs, it's not breakfast
 DaFhaye: So what you are saying is that the egg is the mvp
EvilBadman: Ben, Ben, the song is Tossed Salad AND scrambled EGGS. grow up bro
nnaimad: WHY IS BEN SAYING EGGS ARE TERRIBLE!
 ThirdGames: After the Shrek incident, I can't believe EGGS is what ends Ben's career.
BloodnBullets: eggs are bad.
thegitrogsquirrel: this is true Horror
 JoeLowe2: Ben Ulmer - Egg hater
 Cleekru: no no Ben speak the truth: eggs are bad 
nnaimad: WTF is wrong with him
 itsr67: Lmfao
 wiganlass: where’s her baked beans??
MWGNZ: heck yeah egg and pineapple in a burger
 ContingentCat: If eggs are done well they can be the best part, but so often they're done mid
 electra310: How can Ben hate eggs?
 BusTed: 🎣 🎣 🎣 🎣
 itira: its an egg sandwhich with a beef patty
 Tweygoh: Eggs are a component of a dish rather than the dish
squ3e: See I think these 10 minute tangents are proof that the Devs did NOT watch the stream before gifting the game
devilcultivator: eggs are only on the assist menu not the fighter select *nods*
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Egg sandwich with beef
 MoxCubitZirconium: Is this an argument or a claim?
 saucemaster5000: The burger NEEDS the other things, the burger is just what holds it together t5oo!
Riandisa: An egg sandwich with beef
 James_the_Dabbler: Oh now Adam is winding him
 math_nerdette: Where is Jordynne?
 saucemaster5000: This point is pointless
 korvys: If you took eggs away from that plate, you'd have a shitty BLT
 gualdhar: Oh, so an egg and sausage mcmuffin isn't a sandwich because of the egg?
 tehfewl: Ben's argument sounds like a "I dont' like water" arguement
 RurouniGeo: Which way Western Man? Eggs and Bacon or Bacon and Eggs?
 varmintx0: Adam has Ben so titled right now.
Veshnikard: Eggs are the Connor McDavid on the team
 itira: fuckin 
 Mr_Horrible: No Ben that's a melt 
nnaimad: Ben, what have the eggs done to you?
 itsr67: Looooooool
KeytarCat: !point
 NotCainNorAbel: this speedrun went off the rails
 Heefnoff: @saucemaster5000 Sauce
 HorusFive: Does Ben not believe in the transitive property?
 NorthstarTex: I hope you're happy Ben, now my entire household is arguing over breakfast.
ThorSokar: I'll eat scrambled eggs by themselves
Abracadaver23: I can't believe Ben came out swinging wearing a t-shirt that says #1 egg hater
Laserbeaks_Fury: I don't need the burger, f me the egg is en ouef
 loufghyslaufey: I mean, if a "hamburger" took literal context seriously, hamburgers would have cold cuts instead of beef patties...
 Nigouki: Ben were you sick with the Anti-Egg virus?
Fanklok: Look if I could only have one breakfast food it would be egg. I'm not eating an tire plate of toast.
 Mr_Horrible: we found his sleeper agent activation
 Heefnoff: TRUE
 HadesLeprechaun: Burgers are also bad if you do nothing to adorn the burger, plain, unsalted burger with no condiments: also bad
 itsr67: Looooool
 itira: hahahahaaa
 VrolikSyndrome: TRUE
Bearudite: truuuuu
 quasi79fu: screen looked like box on table
 Heefnoff: Starts with the muffin is crazy
 SomebodyNowhere:  +🥚=😡
 Heefnoff: YES
KeytarCat: @Laserbeaks_Fury eyyy
 gualdhar: dude I start with the bread
Pteraspidomorphi: Yup
 saucemaster5000: yeah we all agree here
PinballGeek: burger is just an egg-less egg sandwich
 Heefnoff: Amanda's a FREAK
 JoeLowe2: hahahha
 spethycakes: I never thought I would think "oh, thank god" to go back to Amanda, but here we are
 gualdhar: wow Ben so rude
Abracadaver23: starting with the muffin is suboptimal
nnaimad: Desert first
 Heefnoff: THIS is why she's the villain
 Mr_Horrible: I could see like, *a bite* of muffin to start
 Zanzabar_: @korvys idk one of my favorite blt's is an egg salad blt
 electra310: The muffin is the one thing the possum hasn't gotten to
ThorSokar: Bacon first every damn time
consolecowboy88: Amanda is Patrick Bateman
 xantos69: Whenever I go to a breakfast place and order a big meal.  They always ask me "How do you want your eggs?"  I always reply "I want my eggs to be an extra order of hash browns."  I am simply correct.
 LPS_97: try the train again?
 Heefnoff: Eating the muffin before the breakfast is like wiping before you shit
Bearudite: we need this stream to have VC where you can listen to Vrolik and me shout TRUUU all the time
 quasi79fu: seee that one side
 dumbo3k: Oh, the back round one looks like the breakfast plate
 quasi79fu: with the circle
 LPS_97: I think you had it
Bionull: It's your training arc
 quasi79fu: it loooked like her breakfast
 electra310: The real puzzle is the breakfast we made along the way?
 Mr_Horrible: only puzzles bro is in for is "how do I optimize this build?"
 gualdhar: oh, did we discuss Ben making Adam help a person in a jar?
NimrodXIV: froot froot
 Mr_Horrible: denied
 saucemaster5000: that train is so fucking slow
 korvys: I think you must still have to hit all 3?
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a good trip, you see London, and you see France
Fanklok: Adam will do no more than a 4 piece jigsaw puzzle
theambivalentagender: https://clips.twitch.tv/SpicyPiercingCourgetteTTours-i-sg6RpLbYuEWn9w
 BusTed: We remember how Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise went
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 this is America we don't have high-speed rail
Abracadaver23: can you pick them up while it's in travel?
 LostThePirate: You solved everything besides the stupidly obtuse final puzzle in that UGO 50 stream
 korvys: Ok, well the X one would *have* to go on the normal exit, for one thing
BloodnBullets: oh come from the corner by london to the exit
 Mr_Horrible: @theambivalentagender good accurate title on that clip, let the world know
 Elevation_4000_FT: You visited all the countries last time.  What if you visited NONE of the countries?
 quasi79fu: finally lol
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible I've been looking at zephyre tickets for next summer and it's four days to chicago wtf
 SomebodyNowhere: how is it arranged in front of her
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 look, any amount of train is better than nothing in this country but yeah that's an 
 Heefnoff: Her violent tendencies have subsided
xVeinFirex: frankie is a better name than cuddy flam
 SomebodyNowhere: is the food arrangement based on her perspective or the cameras
Abracadaver23: that bear has seen the abyss
 MAPBoardgames: Clink Clink? What did she have in that second pillow?
 Heefnoff: Pancakes
 JoeLowe2: pancakes
 Makrosian_Tay: Pancakes
Laserbeaks_Fury: Spamcakes
 saucemaster5000: Maybe if you didn't eat the muffin first people would join you amanda
ThorSokar: Red Lavender Blue on the cups
 Heefnoff: HES FUCKIN DEAD
 quasi79fu: rip possum
Bearudite: gonna regret ordering the big breakfast
violetblight: aw fuck now i got tom cardy in my head
 saucemaster5000: tom cardy mentioned????
xVeinFirex: wait how did a possum getting electrocuted change what cup we used?
violetblight: patricia? daddy want the big breakfast
 SomebodyNowhere: ooh new tape
 spethycakes: yay, new tape!
 LPS_97: activated the vhs toaster
 Mathwyn: I don't have time to practice patience!
frank_the_great: P2 can always force a tie
ThorSokar: P2 can always force a tie
Laserbeaks_Fury: YOU FOOL
 saucemaster5000: I'd just win
 SomebodyNowhere: a game so easy a chicken can play
frank_the_great: @ThorSokar great minds
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is there a setting to make Ben play against himself?
TomatoKigu: …strange game, the only winning move is not to play?
Pteraspidomorphi: 
ThorSokar: @frank_the_great 
 varmintx0: Are you trying to teach Joshua to not nuke the world?
 Mr_Horrible: Ben goofed, take far left
 itsr67: 
 Mr_Horrible: Adam you threw
 Mr_Horrible: 
 SomebodyNowhere: dang
 spethycakes: Wooly!
 spethycakes: oh no
 SnackPak_:  woolly back
Astramentha: D:
 JoeLowe2: Wooly!
 quasi79fu: yay wooly
 Makrosian_Tay: Ok why was that so funny 
 Mr_Horrible: Amanda... Adam... are they the same soul?
 kolintoney: Wooly!
consolecowboy88: justice for wooly
 paulthemapguy: what the actual piss there's a second one??
 saucemaster5000: Fuck the antichrist has returned
 quasi79fu: hahahahahah
 raulghoulia: remember Elmo and Rocco?
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh Wooly stepping on her lines
Abracadaver23: Amanda is going to kill this man
NimrodXIV: subtle
 spethycakes: I hope Wooly is getting paid a lot to appear in these
 kolintoney: I'm losing my patience with this table
 paulthemapguy: "stay calm" is this gonna be another horror game where Adam and Ben have to stay quiet
 SomebodyNowhere: oooh this is the puzzle on the other side?
Fanklok: Maybe we need to be patient with Ben and his breakfast lunacy
  ohjanji: this poor sheep lol
 quasi79fu: so how do we know when to pause?
 ContingentCat: 
 NotCainNorAbel: us too
KeytarCat: Self esteem
frank_the_great: good save streamer
 Makrosian_Tay:   
Morrigan9: a twitch channel
ThorSokar: NICE dodge there ben
 Mathwyn: James birder
 Mr_Horrible: known bird, James Turner
 Seth_Erickson: hoping you'd say your twitch career
  ohjanji: favorite bird: james
Fanklok: Adam have you watched the Crapshot "James' Mom"
 spethycakes: James (wood)Turner
 Mr_Horrible: get his ass, Amanda
 ContingentCat: You're just not trying hard enough
 SomebodyNowhere: monke
 saucemaster5000: it ME!
 LPS_97: speak no evil
 TheWriterAleph: ook ook
 A_Dub888: MONKE
  ohjanji: speak no evil, but the rest? evil af
 itira: 
 Gaelan_Maestro: oh HELL naw
 saucemaster5000:   
 ContingentCat: Monkey got his nails did
Abracadaver23: speak no, see no, hear no
  ohjanji: oh sure the national anthem station
 NotCainNorAbel: Oh Canada
 Makrosian_Tay: Why does the first monkey so emaciated??
 Seth_Erickson: o7
 spethycakes: "sock it to 'em again"
 TheWriterAleph: o7
frank_the_great: o7
 Veshnikard: o7
 GhostValv: o7
squ3e: o7
 SomebodyNowhere: what is book
 itsr67: 
 spethycakes: o7
 VrolikSyndrome: o7
 Makrosian_Tay: o7
 ContingentCat: o7
 paulthemapguy: hahaha American anthem is evil
 Mr_Horrible: 
 electra310: o7
violetblight: AND THE ROCKETS RED GLARE
 NorthstarTex: o7
 empyreon: o7
xVeinFirex: o7
 Lobo_Apache: o7
Fanklok: Oh canada
Astramentha: o7
violetblight: o7
 dumbo3k: o7
 onetrueseth: Crank it
 quasi79fu: this music reminds me too much of poltergeist
 VrolikSyndrome: yeah...
 BusTed: 
 A_Dub888: o7
PandaByName: we know
 NightValien28: 
OliverWight: @Makrosian_Tay covering its mouth
 NorthstarTex: it sucks...
Abracadaver23: THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIRRRR
Bearudite: yeah
violetblight: yeah we know
 spethycakes: You're absolutely correct
 Mr_Horrible: shut up O Canada boy
 Lobo_Apache: Is Oh Canada any better?
Bearudite: it honks
patrick_stonecrusher: 🇺🇸
 saucemaster5000: you gonna rep oh blehnada???
 itsr67: I personally replace it with video game bgm
 A_Dub888: look you're not wrong but...
  ohjanji: it's annoying lol
 RurouniGeo: The composer for o canada ain't great either lol
 RealGamerCow: our national anthem's tune was based on a drinking song.
  bv310: O Canada is absolutely better
ThorSokar:  Remember when Radio and TV Stations used to go off-line for the day? I REMEMBER 
EvilBadman: Any anthem fucking blows
 ThirdGames: Most national anthems are dated and boring
 Seth_Erickson: I like it as a song, but not as an anthem
Abracadaver23: O Canada stinks on ice
Mai_Andra: ♫ America ♪ Fuck Yeah! ♫
 spethycakes: Nobody can sing it well, but many believe they can
 paulthemapguy: I think most Americans know that their national anthem is a dumb drunk song by dumb drunks
 saucemaster5000: KKONA
frank_the_great: o7
 wiganlass: all I hear is fish in the sky and a big monkey pie, gotta live eddie izzard
violetblight: oh yeah fuck that song
  ohjanji: LMAO
KeytarCat: Oh god, that song...
 UltraVioletVodoo: did you know theres a god bless canada by the same guy
 NorthstarTex: Oh Canada is a good anthem
Abracadaver23: FAIR
 saucemaster5000: Oh Brfnada
 Mr_Horrible: keep fooling yourself, Gord
 paulthemapguy: Canada can do whatever they WANT on ice, okay
 couchboyj: The only way to make the Star Spangled Banner look good is to compare to Oh Canada
Fanklok: Wow Ben is such a jingoist
TomatoKigu: O Canada is the only national anthem I know how to sing by heart.
 RealGamerCow: O Canada was the first French I learned watching hockey.
Abracadaver23: longer than what we sing
 underhill33: La Marseillaise is a banger tho
 ShaneLeeAtk: 4 verses
  ohjanji: america's theme song lol
Favre_the_Undead: the best was the ussr's
 saucemaster5000: Guess these two can't see by the dawn's early light
mysticsailboat: yo wooly is back!
Dr_fragenstien: depends on if you're talking about the first verse everyone knows or the full thing
 Mathwyn: I bet you have a second verse that you forget about
FirbolgForest: I mean, technically O Canada has several verses.
 quasi79fu: i see no evil..speak no evil and hear no evil
 Frankenstain: we have a chain of grocery stores in New Jersey that blasts patriotic music as soon as you walk inside
 raulghoulia: theme song? never thought to call it that
 LPS_97: La Marseillaise is a banger
Abracadaver23: The star spangled banner is actually very long
EvilBadman: And that's the FIRST verse. Of for!
 Seth_Erickson: most people stylize it in a way that goes on too long, but there are lots of renditions that are much quicker
 JoeLowe2: Italy's national anthem is a  banger
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: hey, you try listening to it every morning for 12 years and see if you still think it's dumb (yes)
  bv310: The perfect theme song is one sustained Middle C for 17 seconds at full volume
 RealGamerCow: possum!
 GasCityGaming: What's america's wrestling entrance music? (Can't be Hogan's)
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 the_walking: isn't Canada's anthem god save the king?
 LPS_97: @GasCityGaming cody rhodes
 paulthemapguy: Team America: World Police theme song
Abracadaver23: @GasCityGaming just people chanting "usa usa"
 SomebodyNowhere: uhoh
letsbelgo: naaailll gun
 itira: its ok Adam
Laserbeaks_Fury: TIMING@
 quasi79fu: jazzz hands
 saucemaster5000: bro puts together the treehouse with a staple gun
 Mr_Horrible: Wooly you're breaking cue
 UltraVioletVodoo: she doesnt like you woolie
mysticsailboat: oh my god the contempt is still there
 Mr_Horrible: c'mon, I thought you were a professional
KeytarCat: Staple guns and nail guns are both things.  Turns out screw guns sorta also exist
 dumbo3k: Red Birdhouses go faster!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Makes the house go faster
 A_Dub888: Shut up Sanguine- I mean Woolie!
Abracadaver23: Rawr xd
Astramentha:  prior wooly
 Lobo_Apache: Red? An excellent color for hospital floors
 Mr_Horrible: "I'm an iconoclast" - Ben Ulmer
Astramentha: poor*
  bv310: Paw paw!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Swiper no swiping
 quasi79fu: speak no ebil
 BusTed:   
 SomebodyNowhere: she gonna smack him
Fanklok: @mr_horrible Ben doesn't know what that word means
 Seth_Erickson: read the room Wooly smh
 quasi79fu: speak no evil
 RealGamerCow: amanda's kind of a jerk in this one
NimrodXIV: Wooly's gonna get punched
 DaFhaye: That bird house sucks
 Mr_Horrible: @Fanklok fair point
 saucemaster5000: WE GOT SQUATTERS!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Condors!
 kumatsu: birds not even flapping
Abracadaver23: what a fuckin coinkydink
Abracadaver23: they're red too
 quasi79fu: sleeeepy
EvilBadman: Landlord not a job
  ohjanji: welp
frank_the_great: uhh
Asolya: yikes
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey ma! That weird cat is back!
 Mr_Horrible: "This is nature, Wooly"
 Nigouki: MAAAA! THAT CAT IS BACK!
 paulthemapguy: fuckin commie birds (jk)
Asolya: that's why cats should stay indoors
 SomebodyNowhere: cats gotta eat
Abracadaver23: circle of life, circle of death
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Woolie disregards the Prime Directive
Fanklok: Birds don't pay rent, there's this fucking blue Jay in my yard that's behind like 2 years
 itira: 
 VrolikSyndrome: MA
Bionull: Circle kittens too
 quasi79fu: you were saying
 VrolikSyndrome: MA THER'S A WEIRD FUCKIN' CAT
 rosesmcgee: cats are an ecological disaster, keep them inside plz
 empyreon: MAAAA
  ohjanji: oh dear
 Getter404: IT... IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA
 BusTed: Exploding Kittens cat
 spethycakes: 
Asolya: @rosesmcgee agreed
 MAPBoardgames: Killing red birds is a cardinal sin
 lochnessseammonster:  
Abracadaver23: wooly you can go inside any time
Astramentha:   
 SomebodyNowhere: we got monkeys now
 paulthemapguy: @MAPBoardgames ayyyyyyyy
 Mr_Horrible: on our next episode, we deglove a squirrel in front of Wooly
  ohjanji: 'follow us to fun' and hamlin in the same picture eh
 SomebodyNowhere: what is the book next to monkey
 spethycakes: Those monkeys don't look like they're having a barrel full of fun
 quasi79fu: hear..speak...seee
Fanklok: Now we got 5 monkeys
 paulthemapguy: where is nut no evil
ThorSokar: are the shorts the colors of the paint choices?
 VrolikSyndrome: For sure.
 Mr_Horrible: Gamefaqs still kickin'
Fanklok: Yes
 LPS_97: yeah on steam guides or somethin
 saucemaster5000: the gamefaqs holy knights
 kumatsu: people do it a lot on steam now
 Mathwyn: ASCII art kicks arse
 Darleysam: so much more valuable than videos
ghyllnox: Acai text lmao
 SomebodyNowhere: oh the box thing is now on the floor
frank_the_great: Yes, and they have pictures too sometimes!
Abracadaver23: go on gamefaqs, pick the one with the most ampersands and hashtags
 empyreon: acai berry art
ThorSokar: gamefaqs still going strong, text files for the win
KeytarCat: I mostly get walkthroughs for PSx games, and those are still hosted if not new
 quasi79fu: im awake
 Robot_Bones: oh those are the sekiro monkeys
Astramentha: o7
 SomebodyNowhere: playball
 UltraVioletVodoo: fuck america, i live here
 quasi79fu: im not sleeepy
squ3e: o7
MWGNZ: serving static text over the internet is cheap to do
violetblight: WOOOO
  ohjanji: boooo
 Mr_Horrible: I want my walkthroughs plaintext like god intended, get this 10-video YT series shit outta here
violetblight: AMERICA
 kolintoney: Nationalism!
 quasi79fu: hey wake upppp
EvilBadman: That's the end of one verse Ben
Fanklok: Sounds like terrorism talk to me
 Kramburger: The rockewt's red glare
EvilBadman: There's four
Abracadaver23: We don't sing the whole song
 paulthemapguy: the song is notorious for having a huge range in pitches, making it hard to sing
DaxStrife: Anyone whose walkthrough is just a "here's my YouTube links" deserves to have their knees broken.
 ShaneLeeAtk: It sounds like some drunk Brits came up with the tune
violetblight: its a pain in the ass to sing
KeytarCat: It's written for performance, not for participation
 saucemaster5000: man's shitting on "twilight's last gleaming??????"
 Mr_Horrible: "The cockatoo was there to wake up the audience!"
 wiganlass: watch Eddie Izzard doing it, so funny
 GasCityGaming: sure did, good old saskie public school
 LPS_97: We don't do that in Quebec
 JohnLockeCole: well that's not how it's supposed to be Performed, it's a Freaking March, the whole thing is meant to be played Heavily Accento
 Manae: Reminds me of my old band teacher's complaint about the anthem--it's always played so slow it's more of a dirge than an anthem
 Darleysam: latin
 GasCityGaming: German
 JoeLowe2: we did that in my public school too
adept_nekomancer: Klingon
 DudelidouX: german
 NotCainNorAbel: Klingon
 quasi79fu: latin
MWGNZ: haskel
 Getter404: Korean
 Mathwyn: English 
Fanklok: Ukranian
 thatguysteve2709: Ukranian
 korvys: Oil
 Scy_Anide: Texan
 v_nome: Ukranian?
 dumbo3k: Albertan
 quasi79fu: russian
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EvilBadman: Esperanto
 underhill33: Entish
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 RealGamerCow: Texan
Astramentha: ukranian
Bionull: English
  bv310: Ukrainian
Darth_Litigious: Esperanto
patrick_stonecrusher: Tagalog
 kumatsu: I can't read Latin
 kolintoney: Antarctican
Abracadaver23: man can't appreciate the beauty of a song about a flag that was still there
 saucemaster5000: lashootsie
 ArdCollider: APL
 Gekyouryuu: I took 4 years of Latin in High School
 Kramburger: I went to Catholic school for 12 years and we only had morning prayer because my [homeroom] teacher as AP-RE
 Mr_Horrible: they were training the kids to play Stalker SoC
 quasi79fu: does it?
 thatguysteve2709: Bird
 korvys: Type of bird
Fanklok: Hmm eastern Europeans flocking to the desolate tundra
 SomebodyNowhere: a bird name? 5 letters? robin?
 quasi79fu: robin
Astramentha: Canada explicitly imported Eastern Europeans to be farmers and push out the indigenous ppl
 Nigouki: monke is 5 letters
YeomanAres: Eagle
 JohnLockeCole: But yes, the United States National Anthem is meant to be performed as a battle march, it's the fault of people who perform it like a ballad that it makes it feel wrong
 Darleysam: I was given US Christian Fundamentalist education for a bunch of my childhood! It was super weird!
 SomebodyNowhere: how do we stop the possum
 quasi79fu: oh he skipped where it was darK?
ThorSokar: blue red lavender
 Seth_Erickson: @JohnLockeCole ^
 VrolikSyndrome: Sure. "Cute"
 korvys: Stealer no stealing
MWGNZ:   
 quasi79fu: faceplant
  ohjanji: always land on their feet, eh
Mai_Andra: We had to say the Pledge of Allegiance every morning, first to the American flag and then to the Christian flag.
Mai_Andra: face plant
 thatguysteve2709: I have a weird idea but no clue if it's right
 quasi79fu: why the shorts?
 UltraVioletVodoo: the third color is wrong, on the monkeys i mean
 VrolikSyndrome: monky
 Mr_Horrible: what about "throw no evil back"?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 thatguysteve2709: Speak no evil is last cause she doesn't like you warning the birds
 quasi79fu: do they cover their mouths at a point?
 Azralorne: Earlier when you didn't stop the possum from messing with the red paint they covered their mouths at one point
 quasi79fu: i cant remember
 Azralorne: I remember seeing it happening
twistedsylvan: wait aren't there usually four monkeys with that theme? Where is "Do no evil?"
 Frankenstain: it looks like there was a poster on the wall that said patients could that have a clue?
Abracadaver23: does the time of day in this vhs have to do with the weather block puzzle?
 SomebodyNowhere: did anything else in the place change
 kolintoney: The radio played something different when you were picking tools?
Astramentha: I think Wooly makes the monkey poses sometimes?
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YeomanAres: Hamelin like the pied piper? Is there a book?
LittleVesuvius: I might have it.
 TheAwkes: Birds and X's are both red? That could be something?
 quasi79fu: do they cover their ears
LittleVesuvius: i think it's 'what doesn't Amanda want' in order
 saucemaster5000: monke? would
 korvys: Maybe there's a book about the national anthem?
 quasi79fu: its so dark
ThorSokar: does her shirt change color?
 dumbo3k: if its about thbe original saying, then it is "See No Evil, Hear No Evil, & Speak No Evil" In that order
 quasi79fu: how do we make it bright?
 MoxCubitZirconium: does the lamp next to tv do anything?
LittleVesuvius: the screen is dimmer each time
squ3e: Do we have a way to turn off lights for see no evil?
  Juliamon: Wooly did complain about it being dark...
Smurfykins: i remember seeing the first amanda game and this has gotten a lot better visually wow
NimrodXIV: aha
squ3e: if we can turn down volume for hear no evil
LittleVesuvius: oh wow
squ3e: Ohhh turn up the volume then
 quasi79fu: oh missed it?
 electra310: They covered their eyes
Abracadaver23: they definitely paused so you could pause
 Seth_Erickson: and don't talk to the birds perhaps
Abracadaver23: this one is obtuse
EvilBadman: The last game had a lot of "pause on a frame, do the thing"
LittleVesuvius: i think the solution is lavender
LittleVesuvius: to the bird thing
 quasi79fu: wait they didnt cover their mouths?
sarsum33: so if you don't know there are actually 4 monkey's originally. the last one is called do no evil can you guess what that one is covering 
 thatguysteve2709: If you turn radio up for cat maybe
 UltraVioletVodoo: there is a radio in the vid
 quasi79fu: wasnt wooly gettin sleepy?
 SomebodyNowhere: so what one would be speak no evil
EvilBadman: They covered their mouths when they didn't stop the possum
LittleVesuvius: the stream is tiny for me what happened
Astramentha:       
 Mr_Horrible: clever
 Seth_Erickson: now we need the speak no evil hear no evil
squ3e: Yeah let little man open the paint
 BusTed: is there volume control?
 korvys: Something about warning the birds?
Abracadaver23: maybe don't stop the possum? does that do anything?
 saucemaster5000: Make wooly sick when he sees the cats eating the bird?
DaxStrife: She does tell Wooly "don't say it!" at the end of the video?
 dumbo3k: ohhh! Hear No Evil is next, so maybe jack up the radio?
Abracadaver23: we've stopped the possum a lot in a row
LittleVesuvius: why is stream zoomed out
 RealGamerCow: doesn't he cover his mouth when the birds are killed?
LittleVesuvius: he does
 saucemaster5000: yeah he covers his mouth at the bird deaths
devilcultivator: blueJ
 quasi79fu: dont we need both to cover their mouths or ears?
 electra310: Oh yeah, he says he's going to throw up and covers his mouth, right?
 SomebodyNowhere: will your radio get rid of him
 Seth_Erickson: it's switched several times
 korvys: Nah, it's just a different part of the loop
 TheDevil_Risen: how is this game so spoopy and wholesome at the same time?
Astramentha: D:
 kolintoney: DJ 2 Shades
 Darleysam: DJ 2Shadez? 
Abracadaver23: OH MOUTH
 SomebodyNowhere: there they're covering their mouths
 quasi79fu: missed it
 Seth_Erickson: they both covered there mouths there
 saucemaster5000: They covered their moths!!!
 electra310: Tjhere it was
NimrodXIV: they covered their mouths
ThorSokar: ^
Abracadaver23: they covered their mouths
 Seth_Erickson: when the possum threw the paint around
ThorSokar: that was it
 SomebodyNowhere: when the paint was splashed they covered their mouths
Favre_the_Undead: they were covering their mouths, yeah
EvilBadman: Stares at them covering mouths, does nothing
 RealGamerCow: sure was
 electra310: They covered their mouths when he threw rthe paint
 dumbo3k: I think the radio has to be on screen for them to hear it
 quasi79fu: wasnt wooly gettin sleepy at some point...
 RealGamerCow: so it has to be both
LittleVesuvius: wooly WAS getting sleepy, maybe that's it?
 korvys: That zoom in on the bird seems... important
Abracadaver23: i hope they don't reset
 quasi79fu: how would you get someone to cover their ears or wake up?
 SomebodyNowhere: I'm not sure why they would cover their ears other than the radio
KeytarCat: @korvys But is it mechanically interactive? 😗
OmegaPlatinum: so, is Amanda kind of a jerk?
 quasi79fu: yes?
Abracadaver23: the radio HAS to have something to do with it right? why woudl they give it to us otherwise
 quasi79fu: or a demon
KeytarCat: @OmegaPlatinum Amanda is a cursed child, she's not having a good time
ThorSokar: Eagle?
 SomebodyNowhere: can the music wake up the bird maybe?
NimrodXIV: I'm also thinking eagle
Asolya: what about the radio on the table itself?
Abracadaver23: what if past the painting we let it ride for a bit and don't skip? we know the cat and bird choice didn't change
devilcultivator: have you tried "pufin"
 itira: uughn national anthem
 lochnessseammonster: hooraah
 dumbo3k: maybe pause when she has the nail gun, and then jack up the radio?
 quasi79fu: he stole a plank
 RealGamerCow: he covered his ears when he hit the deck, but it was only Wooly
 korvys: If the volume goes back down, then I guess that tells you when - like the light turning off
 Kramburger: Have we had a break yet?
 protojman: song i'm listening to just said "hear no speak no see no evil" so i guess i live in a simulation
 UltraVioletVodoo: lavender was the color that had a different thing that happened
 quasi79fu: love the possum
Astramentha:      
 SchalaKitty: possum has amazing gremlin energy
 N30dude: that monkey had no teeth
 spethycakes: 
 Kramburger: Can we play them the national anthem
  Juliamon: Chat thinks it's while the dying bird is close up
 thatguysteve2709: Everytime the possum opens it mouth I want to hear Adams sound affects coming out of its mouth
Abracadaver23: WAIT
 quasi79fu: sleeepy
Asolya: NOW
Abracadaver23: YEAHHHH
 SomebodyNowhere: there it is
 spethycakes: 
NimrodXIV: 
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 TheDevil_Risen:  
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 Nigouki: hell yeah creature
 quasi79fu: creature?
TheBob58: Is there a horrifying possum monster running around?
Mai_Andra: creature? possum in the library? 
 NightValien28: la creatura?◘
 itira:  ben!
Boon_33: This is a library!
 saucemaster5000: it's nice to work with good friends
Abracadaver23: this cat makes me smile, they're so frumpy
 quasi79fu: who is hunting who?
squ3e: So do we have to run through it all to get a new tape?
 empyreon: o7 catte
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Boon_33 wispers: 'this is a library.'
Smurfykins whispers 'shaharazad'
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 Xenguin47: Is 63 a spooky number?
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 quasi79fu: tah dahhh
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHA
Smurfykins: LOL
 SomebodyNowhere: wow clip that
 quasi79fu: ahahahahahah
Asolya: PFFFFFFFFFT
KeytarCat: AGAIN
 Nigouki: HONK HONK
 Mr_Horrible: I'm telling Gus you said that, Adam
 Mathwyn: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
therepoman__: LMAOOO
Kentosaurus: HAHAHA
 NorthstarTex: got got!
 LostThePirate: LOL
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahahaha
 itira:  goddamn
DaxStrife: MONKE
 UltraVioletVodoo: that was a good one
Abracadaver23: actually got me
 Makrosian_Tay: PHEW!!
LittleVesuvius: OH wow that got me too
 TheDevil_Risen: Get Wrecked BenBen
 Blip2004: that was great
 spethycakes: hahaha
Boon_33 wispers: 'no, for the last time, we don't stock pornorgraphy at this library.'
 DaFhaye: Oh that was good
 quasi79fu: clip that
 kolintoney: Solid NOPE
LittleVesuvius: and i'm just watching
 circusofkirkus: 
 Nigouki: GIEV BANAN
 TheDevil_Risen: haha 
patrick_stonecrusher: Gotteem
LittleVesuvius: noooooo lol
  Juliamon: 
Asolya: that's in the highlights
 RatherLargeToad: Monkey man will make you believe
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mathwyn: Pig?
 Forlorgen: highlight reel
 SomebodyNowhere: 🙈🙉🙊
 SomebodyNowhere: yeah that needs to be on the highlight
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 Mr_Horrible: gotta admit, those monkeys got style
 Marvoleath: 
 Gekyouryuu: this is why The Beatles are more famous
LittleVesuvius: that poster of Amanda on the wall has gotten less unhinged.
Boon_33: hey-hey for the monekeys
 Seth_Erickson: you did also point out the sleepy wooly
LittleVesuvius: uh.
Bearudite: adam went to the comode
 MAPBoardgames: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TalentedJazzyGnatSpicyBoy-pUtR8p1cKiF0vmJ8
Boon_33: Hi wolly
 thatguysteve2709: Hey that's worth a lot of money now
 Darleysam: one of these needs to be an Atmosfear VHS
Laserbeaks_Fury: See No Evil, Speak No Evil, Drop No Evil
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 RealGamerCow: heavy breathing tree disturbs me
 saucemaster5000: man has relieved the rushing rivers of niagra
Abracadaver23: y'all see that tree freak out?
 VrolikSyndrome: Like a body, Amanda?
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LittleVesuvius: oh no
Boon_33: stay out of the woods
 Nigouki: please no...nothing good is hidden in the woods
 Seth_Erickson: so true Amanda
OmegaPlatinum: but what if they find a man in a jar in the woods?
LittleVesuvius: I feel like Amanda is going to jumpscare us
Boon_33: stay out of caves too!
 RurouniGeo: YO THEY GOT A TURBOMAN DOLL IN THEM THERE WOODS? 
Fanklok: Lie about where you're going and get really aggressive to anyone who questions it
thegitrogsquirrel: one time on a road trip we came across a station that was playing kermit the frog's rainbow connection all day. listen 4 times before we out of range
 TheDevil_Risen: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RealRelatedPicklesBudStar-ZFPEdNOGpom4rYy8
Cunobelenos: https://clips.twitch.tv/RefinedVainNostrilWholeWheat-OUWPOdIVlJWtb2J3
 SomebodyNowhere: north
 dumbo3k: Weast
Boon_33: the woods contain: nature, humans don't live in nature,
Laserbeaks_Fury: Weast
devilcultivator: weast
 saucemaster5000: weast
 Nigouki: Fill that  with coins!
PaperDoopliss: No triangle, suspicious
hackingducks: @Boon_33 we live outside of the environment.
 SomebodyNowhere: in the square hole
 Makrosian_Tay: Snake!
patrick_stonecrusher: Circle takes the square!
 Makrosian_Tay: Snake in the tree!
 thatguysteve2709: I believe woolly fits in the circle hole
 Xenguin47: The treasure goes in the square hole
 saucemaster5000: try the circle again maybe?
 Nigouki: it's a Playstation puzzle because X and O are backwards between Japan and the rest
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it's the red circle if you're playing the japanese version
Boon_33: @hackingducks humans are best kept safely outsde of nature.
 Mr_Horrible: you know that famous saying: "Square marks the plot"
Boon_33: it's good for our pollutin
 Marvoleath: "that's right, it goes to the square hole"
 quasi79fu: love him
 Kentosaurus: he's just a little guy
 spethycakes: Possum, please introduce yourself!
 SomebodyNowhere: gremlin
 saucemaster5000: time to make north dakota possum stew!
Laserbeaks_Fury: got the zoomies
 Nigouki: ok possum is legit winning this
 Blip2004: I like the possum, its got a good face
  Juliamon: possum new fav character
Boon_33: possum strats
 vinopinguino: im rooting for the possum
 ContingentCat: possum is the best
 quasi79fu: uh oh burry posssum alive
 Nigouki: Amanda you coward dirty your own hands
 NorthstarTex: Poss says "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Smurfykins: possums awesome until you encounter them in the middle fo the night
Astramentha: 
 quasi79fu: treees were glitching
 SomebodyNowhere: dang
 Mr_Horrible: "Now climb in the hole, Wooly"
 RurouniGeo: Digging his own grave
twistedsylvan: is wooly digging his own grave?
 Nigouki: Wooly no! You don't have a confined space permit!
 thatguysteve2709: Bury wooly
 quasi79fu: wooly?
  Juliamon: We tried to warn you Amanda, we told you to dig in the circle
Boon_33: has anyone ever successfully played possum in a horror movie?
 saucemaster5000: damn millenials always looking for a leg up
Astramentha: D:
 thatguysteve2709: Replace him with the possum
 Mr_Horrible: it appears to be a stuffed cow
mysticsailboat: Stinger!
 vinopinguino: help us possum!
Boon_33: she's mad...
 quasi79fu: demon
 shamblingkrenshar: Bring back the possum! I liked when they were on screen.
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
zer0killstreams: Hey adam, you crushed it as oliver in not a drop to drink. His character growth been the absolute highlight of this season
Boon_33: she wants your soul
 BusTed: 
 spethycakes: well this is fully nightmare territory
 lochnessseammonster: 
letsbelgo: 
 Mr_Horrible: "probably not"
Boon_33: legally distinct mickey mouse?
 quasi79fu: i wanna go home now
 dumbo3k: Oh god, it has Amanda's hair
 gibbousm: 
 spethycakes: 
 SomebodyNowhere: I guess that was wrong
 BusTed: Maybe not that
adept_nekomancer: om nom nom
 TheDevil_Risen:  
NimrodXIV: incorrect
Astramentha: D:
 RurouniGeo:  
100viewbots: Got it
 RealGamerCow: what animal was in the pit?
 Mathwyn: You chose... poorly
 Seth_Erickson: picked wrong also she said she didn't care for the bear they dug up
 saucemaster5000: go bears
 shamblingkrenshar: Okay but imagine that scene if it was the giant possum looming over the TV holding his paws out. Now its less scary.
  Juliamon: Gotta be the one she said earlier made her laugh
 MAPBoardgames: Riley are you okay? Are you okay, Riley?
 vinopinguino: errrmmm
 quasi79fu: you were saying
 Blip2004: the first one was a time loop game
 spethycakes: @shamblingkrenshar I would give him ANYTHING
Mai_Andra: She already has one of those, Ben.  
 RatherLargeToad: 🎵Reilly are you OK?  Are you OK Reilly?🎵
 thatguysteve2709: That was real edutainment
 Seth_Erickson: that's no different from the previous game
Asolya: I imagine you need to find coins to put in the piggy
 Gekyouryuu: could we have given her the wooly plushy to eat?
Asolya: and when she appears, give it to her
 korvys: You know the code
 Mr_Horrible: I'd imagine you can shortcut stuff
Boon_33: progress!
squ3e: this whole library set up thing seems like there has to be more to it
 RealGamerCow: she said "This was important to someone"
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: omg wendy wyrm hiiiii
 RealGamerCow: to the animal in the hole
 quasi79fu: anyways im tired..so thanks for stream n goodnight chat
 Mr_Horrible: what they found in the hole looked like a weathered stuffed cow, so that might be it?
iamn0tg00d: This would be much scarier if one of you were actually named Riley. Have you considered changing names?
 Tweygoh: Maybe the Wooly doll in the cabinet?
EvilBadman: A castleBrainia
Asolya: she said "important to someone but not important ANYMORE"
 thatguysteve2709: What was first tape
Abracadaver23: I'm gonna steal that woolie and get outta here
Boon_33: I wonder how hard it is to keep VCR's running long term, or if we even stopped producing them?
 Blip2004: more demon names
 korvys: I want to know what would have happened if you said you wanted to visit "Wooly" in the first VHS (before he came back)
 kdefinition: I had a cat named Malum once!
 saucemaster5000: remember seanbaby?
 Kentosaurus: Gentle Gromblin
 fuzzy_died: Wooly has a tape, i wonder how we get that
devilcultivator: is i twice an month or is it every other month?
cutaos: something ontop of bookshelves in radio room?
 vinopinguino: @devilcultivator yes
 Seth_Erickson: the shoes 👀
Mai_Andra: just get it for the demo disc
 Darleysam: @saucemaster5000 hell yeah, 1-800 HOT DOG is great
Boon_33: TIL the last VCR's were built in 2016
 MAPBoardgames: I never read any of the articles, I just looked at the picturer\s.
 Kentosaurus: @devilcultivator bimonthly is every 2 months. semimonthly is twice a month.
 Mathwyn: I remember when retronauts would complain about being ignored in favour of EGM print media
 saucemaster5000: The nintendo power subscription got me a yellow VHS with a 40 minute commercial for donkey kong 64
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 hell yeah
ThorSokar: 1/2 the time might be GENEROUS
 RealGamerCow: you don't even have to write it, you just shove it into AI
Boon_33: Amazon will publish AI written books if you lie (supposedly)
 Lobo_Apache: My reviewer of choice was Total Biscuit, but he was youtube era
 korvys: Try "Wooly"?
 Seth_Erickson: yes
 Darleysam: yep, correct use
  ohjanji: yeah you got it
 TheDevil_Risen: yep
 Mr_Horrible: the VHS that had the dual promo for Banjo Kazooie and Jet Force Gemini?
 Mr_Horrible: 
squ3e: Oh the symbols on the chairs match up with the ones on the puzzlebox!
 shamblingkrenshar: @Lobo_Apache Man, I miss TB.
 HadesLeprechaun: then you give it a bad score, I'd imagine
 thatguysteve2709: I mean I love games as an art form and would find it hard write about bad games objectively
 Mr_Horrible: @thatguysteve2709 that's the trick - there is no "objectively", it's a review
 Lobo_Apache: @shamblingkrenshar Same sibling
 Mr_Horrible: anyone that whines about that shit has a screw loose
 vinopinguino: pig is made of titanium
 UltraVioletVodoo: can you get coins for it?
 RatherLargeToad: 
 SomebodyNowhere: can you click the pig in the video
 Mr_Horrible: Pig's dad went for milk and cigarettes
 JohnLockeCole: I mean that's part of why EGM had three seperate reviewers write reviews of the games, to make sure one person's personal like/dislike could be talked about in other context
 Mr_Horrible: 
 RealGamerCow: wow, I just had a flashback to the game that you threw two pig dice and scored how they landed
xVeinFirex: was that something behind the tv?
 korvys: Maybe if you find some coins, you won't have to sell anything?
Boon_33: silly
 Darleysam: @RealGamerCow Pass the Pigs
squ3e: take em out of her hand I bet
  Sarah_Serinde: Can I give you two a tip?
Boon_33: uhhh
Boon_33: no smashy?
 Seth_Erickson: she smashes it anyways right
 UltraVioletVodoo: can yo put coins in it?
Boon_33: bye piggy
Boon_33: bacon anyone?
Astramentha: D:
 Heefnoff: Oh that's gore of my comfort character
 Heefnoff: RIP piggy
 Mr_Horrible: Pig shouldn't have queued up against Goldlewis
DaxStrife: The Pig Lives!
 saucemaster5000: there goes canadianbacon
 thatguysteve2709: This game is so cool just in the design space I love way it approaches puzzles
 RatherLargeToad: Stop!  …Hammer Time!
 shamblingkrenshar: Wait but what if -is hastily pulled off stage so as not to backseat game-
 dumbo3k: Can you click on the coins while it is paused?
 Blip2004: do a videodrome
Mai_Andra: she got those penguin flippers for hands
Astramentha: -2
 vinopinguino: get er ass possum
EvilBadman: Put the pig on the square next to the TV?
 shamblingkrenshar: That possum really needs to lab the matchup against small children
Boon_33: you can do it, possum protagonist!
 circusofkirkus: we're in debt
Astramentha: whoops
 SomebodyNowhere: isnt that chichen itza that explains the chicken
 jamesinor: Oh no, my student loans
adept_nekomancer: Now we have anti-coins!
 Blip2004: the pig hungers for coins
 Mathwyn: Wooly?
 saucemaster5000: What are your assets?
 RatherLargeToad: Nega-Dollars!
 saucemaster5000: Asking for a friend
KeytarCat: wooly was there that time!
 Lobo_Apache: wait that was wooly before
TheBob58: Wait Wooly wasn't there the first time was he?
 SomebodyNowhere: seems like youre on the right track
Abracadaver23: why did wooly show up at the end?
 shamblingkrenshar: Wait hold on, have we discovered a way to generate infinite money? Forget this haunted library, the world is now our oyster!
 vinopinguino: that pig is going to break our knee caps
 Tweygoh: Wait Wooly showed up
seanmrwick: alright this is super weird
 Uzumaki15: Wait wooly was there that time
 Mr_Horrible: Adam just writing off losses, pretending they don't exist. He'll go far in corporate America.
 PhuzNutz: 30% APR too.
 The_Timo: I'm here to collect your coin debt
DaxStrife: Amanda: A Machine for Pigs.
Fanklok: Bought Amanda's pig nft then the block chain collapsed
seanmrwick: we're here to talk about your car's extended warranty
seanmrwick: so....what's the creepy part of this game?
 RealGamerCow: she has the 1 in her pocket
 Mathwyn: Do we need exactly 10 coins?
 thatguysteve2709: Amanda is creppy
slamaham: unplug the tv.
Boon_33: ok, game has convinced me, interactive tapes are demonic.
squ3e: @seanmrwick girl on tape is in some demon stuff
 SomebodyNowhere: if the possum can steal coins might make a difference
seanmrwick: @squ3e gotcha, that makes more sense
 SomebodyNowhere: if you just play the video twice would that just get you 10
TheBob58: The possum steals one, and then you find 6 in the couch
 SomebodyNowhere: or does it reset
 electra310: @SomebodyNowhere It clears between watches
squ3e: @seanmrwick last ending we just saw was her / a demonic form of her crawl out of the tv
 cyclopsboi: she finds on in her pocket
 vinopinguino: math is hard
 HadesLeprechaun: then she finds like 3 in the couch?
seanmrwick: @squ3e like from "the ring" or something?
 LostThePirate: What's wrong with her hand
squ3e: @seanmrwick came out of the back rather than the front, but a similar gist. We didnt play 'Bandit' well enough with her
 thatguysteve2709: 5 + 3 - 1 + 3
 vinopinguino: just noticed the 4 fingers
seanmrwick: @squ3e yeah that's freaky stuff
devilcultivator: like the animators of this show zoom in on her freakish blob of clay hand without shame
seanmrwick: the CGI looks very questionable
 thatguysteve2709: Math right idk just writing down what you were saying?
 RealGamerCow: ok, so we give demon Amanda the chicken
Boon_33: single digit maths, this is the aeronautical engineering of gaming.
  Juliamon: seanmrwick it's meant to be a low-budget local TV show
seanmrwick: is she supposed to be a CG character or a Clay character?
Laserbeaks_Fury: If if that were correct, it would be 1+1+2+1. not 1+2+1+1
Pteraspidomorphi: Pocket
 Seth_Erickson: maybe the rooster is what Amanda wants in the bandit tape later right
Tz_BG: @thatguysteve2709 She finds 4 in the couch at the end
seanmrwick: @Juliamon ok that makes a lot of sense
 SomebodyNowhere: @Laserbeaks_Fury #clue
 thatguysteve2709: Ahhh okay idk then haha
Boon_33: go battle possum!
  ohjanji: the possum noises lol
 vinopinguino: eat her face possum
 Kentosaurus: possum deserves a coin
therepoman__: The possum rules
 spethycakes: I aspire to be like that possum
 SomebodyNowhere: make sure teh pig is there
 Blip2004: got no bones
  ohjanji: [wails]
  Juliamon: so we needed the pig there
squ3e: yup
Boon_33: coin is still good, it's still there....
adept_nekomancer: 11 out of 10 -- we'll have extra coins!
devilcultivator: possum is good, little freak is doing god's work of letting us solve puzzles
seanmrwick: is she going for the Caillou approach?
 shamblingkrenshar: Moody Blues: Rewind!
Boon_33: feed the possum fiber = free coin
MWGNZ: 
 korvys: You skiped +5 and -2
 A_Dub888: Put food in me, what kind of adventures have we gotten into?
 thatguysteve2709: I believe your math still works
Boon_33: I assume possums subscribe to the school of logic that, if it can fit down your throat it can fit our your bum.
 thatguysteve2709: Remove pit
 Mr_Horrible: "We actually have to stop the possum this time" - sentences video games make you say
 dumbo3k: I think you need ot not stop the possum, but rmeove the bank first?
 saucemaster5000: you know what's fun?
 Marvoleath: dont stop the possum, just take the pig away when it steals
 itira: ding dang eh
 shamblingkrenshar: I am delighted that giving the possum a W results in the true timeline.
Laserbeaks_Fury: poodoo
Fanklok: You can just dangle a mic
 saucemaster5000: maybe someone should learn to stop fidgeting
 Nigouki: Adam just doesn't want to show his hands adjusting the mic all the time
Boon_33: The spooky boys have broken the game econmomy wide open in less than an episode.
 SomebodyNowhere: ho chi mihn city!
  Juliamon: It's a math puzzle
hypergirlie_hyperpop: look, it's no towers of hanoi, but what is
 Nigouki: the idea of the puzzle is good, the execution a bit tedious
  Juliamon: so now we have 8, then we lose 1 to possum = 7, then we find 3 in the couch
Boon_33: puzzles can be exchanged for goods and services (crypto basics)
squ3e: I think finding one in pocket doesnt add right?
 Seth_Erickson: I still think the rooster is who you need to bring to Amanda in the Bandit tape
 GasCityGaming: Me with a history degree.....
 Kentosaurus: possum can have a coin as a treat
 Makrosian_Tay: What is this kid doing learning about Jack the Ripper?? 
 Mr_Horrible: "Drowning myself in gin across the globe"
 saucemaster5000: only history I want is the history of hops hitting my stomach
  Juliamon: can we smash it now?
 30teracyte: i guess fast forwarding to the end of the tape takes it back to 0
 thatguysteve2709: Something made noise
 GasCityGaming: Just cause it's objectively true 
Asolya: oh if you take the piggy off it goes back to 0?
 dumbo3k: did you fast forward thru the Pigy + part?
Fanklok: Wuh happun
dzee_szed: did you need to smash it while it was 10/10
satyropodobny: look at them math pots calling out poor nerd kettle fluttershy
DaxStrife: Did you skip to the end before it finished adding the coins?
 Tweygoh: Did you check before skipping?
 Mr_Horrible: where is the promised paradise?
 itira: oh my god 
NimrodXIV: o m g
 SomebodyNowhere: it needs to get to 10 I guess
 VrolikSyndrome: Hold your horses, buckaroo.
 The_Timo: Nothing wastes more time than trying to save time lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: WE'LL DO IT LIVE
 Mr_Horrible: bro reset the instance when the loot was right there
 HadesLeprechaun: today, Ben's gonna learn about PATIENCE
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Seth_Erickson: Your haste costs you Benjamin
 vinopinguino: 5th time's the charm?
 Kentosaurus: did you learn nothing in the patience segment
 thatguysteve2709: Adam showing a lot of possum energy right now
 Mathwyn: Don't count your pigs before they hatch
Asolya: omg Adam
 Mr_Horrible: Batience
 Seth_Erickson: Put in a little elbow grease Ben
 saucemaster5000: yeah you're obviously a wombat
 shendaras: wombat is pretty good
 Mr_Horrible: true, Adam is always losing his tail
 itira: @saucemaster5000 this
Fanklok: Adam is more of a Breaded Lizard
MechaKuuga: Did Adam just call himself an A$$
 Tweygoh: Maybe it did work?
 saucemaster5000: breaded lizard with marinara
 The_Timo: Donkey for sure
 Seth_Erickson: 6th times the charm
 shendaras: does adam poop cubes, though?
 thatguysteve2709: Did it open something like an office or somethinh
 spethycakes: bearded?
EvilBadman: Bold to assume it opened something in that first room
Asolya: no it's misspelled bearded lizard I think
 SomebodyNowhere: breaded
 itira: parnets
Fanklok: I wrote breaded
 lochnessseammonster: parnets
Fanklok: On purpose
MWGNZ: parnets
Laserbeaks_Fury: Then, take back one kadam to honor the Hebrew God, whose Ark this is.
 The_Timo: My mom makes a mean breaded lizard
EvilBadman: You heard something open maybe check the whole library?
DaxStrife: Breabd
 VrolikSyndrome: dedaerd drazil
iamn0tg00d: Was I going insane or did the piggybank say it had -2 coins?
  ohjanji: and how long do their beards get
  ohjanji: 
 saucemaster5000: gandalf ass lizard
 MAPBoardgames: @iamn0tg00d pig debt
Laserbeaks_Fury: No one guesses they're really gay
 Seth_Erickson: @iamn0tg00d it can go into the negative
  Juliamon: iamn0tg00d it did because they messed up
 saucemaster5000: would
 The_Timo: WHAT?
 Nigouki: I would if I could
 lochnessseammonster: 
  ohjanji: someone probably did
 itira: Adam youre the worst
 Seth_Erickson: Do you think we can get the Pig to -10?
Asolya: I mean yes if I could
 Kramburger: Adam's jealous
 circusofkirkus: yeah I'd fuck gandalf and his big naturals
 vinopinguino: what a hot take
 The_Timo: What?
 lochnessseammonster: nah fuck aragorn
 saucemaster5000: any shmendrick enjoyers????
 Mr_Horrible: Adam "I need to stir controversy" Savidan
 Seth_Erickson: Sauramon is way worse than Gandalf
 Seth_Erickson: He's just a bland loser
Fanklok: Nah Adam is right, I'd bone down with Gandalf too
 spethycakes: He sacrifices himself for his friends, though
 Kramburger: Gandalf gets high and sets off fireworks, what's not to like?
Asolya: I'd definitely fuck him yeah
 Mr_Horrible: "Fuck Aragorn" - Arwen Evenstar
 saucemaster5000: pippin is the goat and merry is fucking cottage cheese
 Tangsm: He fought a Balrog. What do you want from him?
adept_nekomancer: Hey, Gandalf got all the way to the Yukon.
 TheWriterAleph: @Kramburger he just like me fr fr
hayhaiya: Chat how do we feel about Radagast on the wizard tier list
 circusofkirkus: gandalf has big naturals
 LPS_97: remove
 SomebodyNowhere: now what
letsbelgo: gimmie that wizards staff
  Juliamon: can we smash it?
Asolya: yay you did it!
 dumbo3k: Now I think you watch the end of the tape
 VrolikSyndrome: Finish the video?
MechaKuuga: What about Radagast the Brown?
  ohjanji: good pig, ten outta ten
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know, videos about investments are always good for engagement; they generate a lot of interest.
 thatguysteve2709: What I meant by the possum energy is the way that possum stirring up shit and sliding under the couch.
 dumbo3k: you had to watch the end of the monkey tape
 MAPBoardgames: Take the pig off. since london costs 4
 shamblingkrenshar: Can we give it to the possum to appease him?
 Mr_Horrible: what smashed it in your first playthrough?
 LPS_97: finish the tape?
 vinopinguino: wont they break it when she goes demon mode?
 Mr_Horrible: probably do that again
 Nigouki: that wizard got STAMINA so you better be prepared. look how long he was at it with the Balrog
 dumbo3k: oh wait
 itira: uh oh fake fan
 LPS_97: don't put it back tho
 dumbo3k: yeah, take the piggy off
 Tweygoh: Maybe it shows up later for the other video
 vinopinguino: BEN
 spethycakes: Adam is a fake fan
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
 circusofkirkus: RIP
 Heefnoff: Ben
 LPS_97: BEN
 Xenguin47: XD
dzee_szed: LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
 Mr_Horrible: incredible
 dumbo3k: nooooooo
 saucemaster5000: genuinely serious fuck radagast the brown
MWGNZ:   
 Kramburger: He's the hobo wizard in the hobbit
 30teracyte: lmaoooooooo\
 VrolikSyndrome: sha shah
TheBob58: Lmao
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahahaha
 NotCainNorAbel: lol
LittleVesuvius: nooooooooooo
 electra310: nooooo
 The_Timo: Why would you put it back Lol
 DudelidouX: lmao
 LostThePirate: welp
 empyreon: XD
squ3e: strongggg
 NorthstarTex: lmao
 Tangsm:   
kireawolf: There is a lot of lonely people out  there that would fuck Aragorn
 itira: Benjamin i swear
thegitrogsquirrel: the best Wiz
Asolya: the other wizard with bird nests on his head
 feet2big: Math!
iamn0tg00d: Not almost.
Pteraspidomorphi: I blame Radagast the Brown for this
adept_nekomancer: welp
  ohjanji: 
 Heefnoff: Grabbed defeat from the jaws of victory
Cunobelenos:   
 Mr_Horrible: Tell you what, Radaghast wouldn't have biffed that
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 shamblingkrenshar: I blame Radagast the Brown
 Seth_Erickson: Ben pls you knew she was expensing 
 circusofkirkus: good stream
 30teracyte: well you didnt almost fuck it
 vinopinguino: lmao
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 MAPBoardgames: 
NimrodXIV: aaaaaaaaaaaa
 DudelidouX: classic Ben
Laserbeaks_Fury: No Ben, you didn't *almost* fuck it
  ohjanji: just like that lol
 wiganlass: Ben!!
 The_Timo: Oh it's on the perfect amount ... let me just put this back lol
  Juliamon: karma's a bitch ain't it
 TheDevil_Risen: well, there's the patience 
 ylegm: 
 Heefnoff: Like two ships passing in the night
 HadesLeprechaun: Ben, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
ThorSokar:  BEN 
 Marvoleath: Brown is the hippy Gandalf
Asolya: oh no
 TruPhantomAngel: Radaghast the Brown is The Seventh Doctor.
 Mr_Horrible: bro got hit with the Piggy Bank Mix
 Seth_Erickson: The pig comes back in the Bandit tape partially broken and I think that's when we can break it Ben
 Mr_Horrible: that's some Injustice shit
 wiganlass: we’re learning patience 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CredulousHedonisticRingDansGame-NjAEcseNTfYz5bLO
 Mr_Horrible: WHODAGAST
theneatestburrito: love to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
 BusTed: get his ass ben
 vinopinguino: get his ass Ben
theneatestburrito: 
 itira: 
 Makrosian_Tay: GOTTEM
 VrolikSyndrome: who-da-asked
 saucemaster5000: This man doesn't know who Binglebrow the Orange is
 LostThePirate: If you go by the movies, he's the stoner wizard lol
NimrodXIV: Cedric Diggleweed
 Nigouki: Radagast is one of the Doctor Whos
 TheDevil_Risen: LMAO
mjuukis: what about the two blue wizards?
 Marvoleath: there was also two blue dudes
 lochnessseammonster: classic 
 Kramburger: If Gandalf is your dad, Radagast is your hobo uncle who lives in a van
 ShaneLeeAtk: Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
Asolya: uuuuh
 TheDevil_Risen: have to compliment on Adam's work in the latest NADTD and the 1 on 1 - was on point
 Mr_Horrible: "Ben deals with the modern banking system"
 itira: 
 saucemaster5000: aaaaaAAAAAA
Pteraspidomorphi: Wooly says patience!
dzee_szed: can't you eject the tape and just start it over
 LeokadiaBosko: Game keeps getting more scary
 MAPBoardgames: Should someone tell Ben it makes a noise when the coins change?
iamn0tg00d: Did Ben almost break?
squ3e: Unplug the tv lmao
 Mr_Horrible: oh no, I ate too much katsu and it hurts to laugh
 rxpalindrome: maybe you already solved it and now it isent working"
 LeokadiaBosko:     
 TruPhantomAngel: Looks like we found the true terror.
 SomebodyNowhere: clip that and send it to the devs
 Tangsm: 
 raulghoulia: this game needs the Chase money glitch
 thatguysteve2709: Clip it send them to them
 saucemaster5000: katsu is goated
 spethycakes: well, I think chat is enjoying it
 kolintoney: am I having a nightmare?
 MAPBoardgames: @iamn0tg00d No, but I think he's broke?
 thatguysteve2709: It
 30teracyte: a fried cutlet
 Mr_Horrible: it's just breaded cutlet
 The_Timo: Japanese Schnitzel lol
 Kramburger: japanese fried chicken
 vinopinguino: bearded chicken
Laserbeaks_Fury: At this point I welcome Amanda Demon to eat us
 SnackPak_: gettem Adam
Bearudite: ok vince
 Mr_Horrible: because that's not the dish you fucking pleb
 Blip2004: its chicken cutlet
  ohjanji: it's like breaded lizard
 Xenguin47: Ouch
 TheDevil_Risen: bearded chicken 
 VrolikSyndrome: Katsu can be pork!
EvilBadman: Breaded dragon
 saucemaster5000: because there are other cultures you canadian tuxedo
 flustered_blue: breaded pork cutlet
 TruPhantomAngel: Katsu is also Sylvester McCoy
Fanklok: What if they gave you a key for a copy of the game that doesn't work right on purpose
Bearudite: its a meat wrap
 Kramburger: Send Adam to the anughty corner
 DaFhaye: Katsu is actually a sauce
 JohnLockeCole: Because there's also Karaage, which is also Breaded Chicken but Different from Katsu
 LeokadiaBosko:          
 Darleysam: @Kramburger parnets
 raulghoulia: Ben's gone full Muppet
 Mr_Horrible: We finally broke him
 kolintoney: I always get distracted around Ben
 Xenguin47: Too much avocado toast, Ben. 
 Heefnoff: Ben lock in
 Heefnoff: Queen never cry
 BusTed: Ben turning into a frazzled muppet
 Makrosian_Tay: Here lies Ben. last of his line
 Mr_Horrible: "Let's Doesn't"
 electra310: Ben is Not Doing Well 
 lochnessseammonster:   
  bv310: You know what else is fiscally irresponsible? Not subscribing to the LRR Patreon
  ohjanji: so that's what this game does to people 
 Fe1ix66: We finally broke Ben
 TheDevil_Risen: R u OK Ben?
adept_nekomancer: You got this, Ben.
 wiganlass: good Rik Mayall impersonation
 thatguysteve2709: Pick pig up put it down now
 gibbousm: Cash money yall
Fanklok: Next week Jordynne is back?
 VrolikSyndrome: "We did EVERYTHING right"
 Mr_Horrible: You're doing everything right and still getting fucked, financially. It really is 2024
Laserbeaks_Fury: Next up on Let's Cope
 Tripleyew: “Off, damned swine!”
 The_Timo: once it's at 10... maybe just leave it off lol
 SomebodyNowhere: worst thing is we still dont know what to do with the 10 coin pig
MWGNZ: 
 Kentosaurus: based possum
 itira: hahahahaaaa
iamn0tg00d: Stage 3: Bargaining. "Please game, I've done everything right"
 schordash: 
 LeokadiaBosko:     
 Darleysam: so how are the speedrun splits looking for this run?
  ohjanji: let it all out ben
 Kramburger: This is therapy
 Mr_Horrible: Ben's angry stream of consciousness is pretty good ngl
 A_Dub888: Deus Ex Macoina
 Gekyouryuu: Coinus ex Machina
Vonbane: coindora's box?
 BusTed: 
 VrolikSyndrome: shitting, pissing, etc.
 ContingentCat: Capitalism ruins everything yuuup
Asolya: you're doing great
 LPS_97: now
 SomebodyNowhere: wow
 korvys: BEN
 LPS_97: BEN
 VrolikSyndrome: BEN
 Kentosaurus: hahahaha
 HadesLeprechaun: ben, you have to take it off
 Heefnoff: Ben
 DudelidouX: BEN
dzee_szed: BEN
 Heefnoff: Lock in
 TheDevil_Risen: WAIT WHAT?
Vonbane: BEN
 Nigouki: ahahahahahaaha
 Heefnoff: Dude
 SomebodyNowhere: really ben
 rxpalindrome: oh wow
 Kramburger: ADAM
DaxStrife: It's Groundhogs Day, Ben!
squ3e: Bruh
 Makrosian_Tay: BEN 
 saucemaster5000: dude
  ohjanji: lord a'mighty
 ylegm: I love you Ben
 empyreon: FOCUS 
 Mathwyn: BEN
 circusofkirkus: good bit
Asolya: oh ho
LittleVesuvius: f
MWGNZ:   
 The_Timo: dude.
squ3e: Adams turn to try
adept_nekomancer: Oh hai, highlight reel
 gibbousm:  
 thatguysteve2709: What happened
 VeryBadLifeChoices: bummer
 Larkonus: 
KeytarCat: Holy shit
 BusTed: 
 N30dude: Absolute Cinema
 SnackPak_: good bit streamer
Astramentha: 
 itira: maybe we will get it next stream 
NimrodXIV: welp good stream see you next week
 DudelidouX: You can't write this shit...
 MAPBoardgames: ROFL
 lochnessseammonster:  
ThorSokar: NO, WHY, are you trolling us?!
  ohjanji: you really did find hell 
 The_Timo: WHY DID YOU LEAVE IT ON lol
 Mr_Horrible: this man's gonna swear off pork for life
 kolintoney: lord have mercy
 RurouniGeo: Coin game too strong! 
 Darleysam: and credits
 Blip2004: damn, i missed it
 Makrosian_Tay: That's my streamer
squ3e: Bout 30 minutes on this now
 circusofkirkus: can't say ben doesn't commit to a bit
 The_Timo: Has to be a joke
dzee_szed: As someone with ADHD I find this DISGUSTINGLY RELATABLE
patrick_stonecrusher: AaªaAaªaA
 Marvoleath: you did it again xD
 gibbousm: 
Pteraspidomorphi: thatguysteve2709: She immediately takes the cost of the ticket away, which is probably why the skip didn't work last time
 RatherLargeToad:   
 ThirdGames: Ben, how you doing buddy, you okay? Is this a cry for help?
theneatestburrito: Is this art?
 SomebodyNowhere: again
 fuzzy_died: Darn quick time events
DaxStrife: One! More! TIME!
 NorthstarTex: Ben...why...
 Mr_Horrible: "It's one puzzle, Benjamin. What could it cost, 10 coins?"
 lochnessseammonster: and these boys say games can't scare them anymore 
Laserbeaks_Fury: OH HEY ITS TIME TO CATCH THE TRAIN
 Darleysam: I hope, I HOPE this just unlocks an achievement
 LeokadiaBosko:       
  bv310: Encore! Encore! Encore!
 Makrosian_Tay: !Findquote Coin
  LRRbot: Quote #7993: "Suck those coins!" —Ian [2022-03-07]
 BusTed: we can't let it win
 Zanzabar_: someone find ben a piggy bank to go smash
 Heefnoff: Ben I want you to know I still love you
 HadesLeprechaun: it really has been a while since you've done this show, huh
 ylegm: Well, Amanda broke Ben
 TruPhantomAngel: Okay, so here me out…what if Amanda is real and terrorizing Ben.
 Gaelan_Maestro: ive never seen a grown man break like that
 xantos69: Ben you appear to be short a few coins.  Perhaps these will help 50
  ohjanji: LMAO
 NotCainNorAbel: uhhhhh  .... One More
 Mr_Horrible: @lochnessseammonster that's a 10%
 wiganlass: 
 SomebodyNowhere: !quote ben
  LRRbot: Quote #3885: "I want a Roomba for companionship." —Ben [2017-01-21]
 Marvoleath: !findquote again
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 electra310: Did he put the pig up?
 Heefnoff: It's not the size of your brain but the size of your heart 
theGhostPuncher: i tuned in while we were doing this puzzle so all i know is this
  Juliamon: PER A GUIDE: Once you get to 10, take the pig off the tray and THEN finish the tape
 ContingentCat: there
Laserbeaks_Fury: Time to SPeedrun
 Heefnoff: Me when I get shimmied once
 Makrosian_Tay: @theghostpuncher that's funny cos neither does Ben 
 Darleysam: just gives you a bit of bonus lore
 Mr_Horrible: yeah but we don't watch those
 saucemaster5000: I want ben's apology video for what he said about piggy banks
 ContingentCat: there's the whole subreddit public freakouts\
 Mr_Horrible: we're not voyeurs
 The_Timo: but rarely self inflicted to this level lol
 saucemaster5000: wait for?
 Kramburger: Adam's NEXT public breakdown
Mai_Andra: i stepped away and everyone audibly died while i was away...
 circusofkirkus: 
 MAPBoardgames: Grey shirt and boring doorway
Himyul: does LRR have a bail money fund?
 vinopinguino: gotta shave your head for that
 VrolikSyndrome: What about the many private breakdowns?
 Mr_Horrible: I'd say you got close when doing that Cube Draft with Wheeler and Nelly
 Mr_Horrible: during the Mulligan Discussion
Mai_Andra: ball pit money
 saucemaster5000: do you have Bali money?
 ylegm: it's bail or the tarp budget @Himyul
 NoxStryx: Does doki doki count?
 ContingentCat: @VrolikSyndrome those don't count
 SomebodyNowhere: and again
squ3e: no leave it on right>
 vinopinguino: one
 vinopinguino: more
 TheDevil_Risen: Ben, stop skipping
 vinopinguino: time
 itira: 
 TheDevil_Risen: take it one scene at a time 
Asolya: pls stop
 thatguysteve2709: Ben I believe one more
 MAPBoardgames: Wow Ben! You're smart!
 Tripleyew: math is hard
 DaFhaye: Math is hard
 shamblingkrenshar: This is turning into Video Game Hell
dzee_szed: did you just miss the -1
 ylegm: UNO MAS
trainpants: this time for sure
  ohjanji: you got this 
 The_Timo: Nothing wastes more time than trying to save time
DaxStrife: Ben, pause. Center yourself. Focus.
Bearudite: locktober
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 circusofkirkus: Ben was going for the comedy rule of 3s
Vonbane: talk it out
Himyul: he's working on his speed run splits
 SomebodyNowhere: 
 itira: i believe in you Ben
 TheDevil_Risen: I love this.
 Mathwyn: Benjamin please
Laserbeaks_Fury: Speedrun Strats
 Mr_Horrible: Gun's in the safe, buddy
 saucemaster5000: quick come up with a topic to distract them
 Kramburger: How convinent
 Darleysam: I think we deserve emote only
 DaFhaye: You could always login
  bv310: So I can just like, take the dog out and still not miss the end of this puzzle, right?
 Tangsm: Parent locked the mod tools for the streamers
 saucemaster5000: would you rather fuck gandalf or the balrog?
 Zanzabar_: four hours later... 
  Juliamon: but you like emote only, it's too good for you
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 someone think up a beloved-but-ultimately-fine food for Adam to call dogshit 
 Darleysam: @Juliamon fair
theGhostPuncher: @saucemaster5000 does the balrog have wings or not
 VrolikSyndrome: @saucemaster5000 Balrog. Gimme that demon schmeat.
 VrolikSyndrome: I mean uh
 saucemaster5000: does it matter if it's gandalf grey or white?
 saucemaster5000: I mean I don't see color
  ohjanji: based, adam
 electra310: Okay, we're dialed in now, we're going all the way!
  bv310: Does the Balrog have wings and can I deep-fry them with Frank's Red Hot
  Juliamon: PER A GUIDE: Once you get to 10, take the pig off the tray and THEN finish the tape
 Kramburger: I sleep in a racecar bed
NimrodXIV: waiiiit
 Mathwyn: Is the balrog baptised?
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 it's gandalf the white, grey if ya nasty
 SomebodyNowhere: finish watching
patrick_stonecrusher: Pig off
 circusofkirkus: T pose
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 ylegm: Huzzah?
adept_nekomancer: T-pose to assert math
dzee_szed: jumpscare coming from the pig?
 vinopinguino: let the piggy hit the floor, let the piggy hit the floor, let the piggy hit the....
 thatguysteve2709: Woolly your not dead
 spethycakes: Wooly!
 Nigouki:   
Fanklok: My wife said she wouldn't be mad if I replaced the bed with s racecar bed while she was at work one day
 BusTed: 🙂
 Veshnikard: Go away Wooly
 TheDevil_Risen: hahah EVERYONE during the pandini
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible white makes you breakfast, grey gets the job done
 math_nerdette: So proud of your counting skills, Ben
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 Nigouki: Benmanda about to murder someone
 Gekyouryuu: I expected her to put him on the tracks
 circusofkirkus: poor wooly
devilcultivator: train never came around the turn
 itira: you did it!
 Mr_Horrible: 
 shamblingkrenshar: I hope Wooly and the Possum team up to stop her.
DaxStrife: Pig, no!
 circusofkirkus: first try
 spethycakes: Where's the adult supervision?!
 Darleysam: please be bonus art
 thatguysteve2709: Wait that tracks a circle where did wooly go
  ohjanji: yayyyy!
 Veshnikard:   
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  ohjanji: ben can speedrun that part now
ThorSokar: is the train track different even here?
 TheDevil_Risen: woosaaaaahh 
 BusTed: Oh neat, the 2 is a worm
 Mr_Horrible: this one's def more involved
Ristow: this one also has the possum
 shamblingkrenshar: @thatguysteve2709 Sheep Hell. Poor Wooly o7
 LPS_97: you need to pay more attention
 Veshnikard: We just need an eject tape button
 Mr_Horrible: Amanda about to ask you to solve for X
 lamina5432: gnight
 TheDevil_Risen: Thank You!!! 
  ohjanji: 
 shendaras: 
 vinopinguino: damn he spittin right now
patrick_stonecrusher:   
 LPS_97: lets go to the pool?
 SomebodyNowhere:  
 lamina5432: fools
 DaFhaye: Yeah! Come on Ben!
 Darleysam: this is the bit, it's still gong
 dumbo3k: the Royal We
 Darleysam: *going
 SnackPak_: Adam is nailing his part
 VrolikSyndrome: I didn't see your ass at rehearsals.
 Marvoleath: Third base!
 SomebodyNowhere: when will the adam emote be given the grey as an update
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's doing "Yes, And, but also here's some studio notes"
 CataclysmicReverb: YAAAAYE
 Marvoleath: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 TheDevil_Risen: I support you Adam and Ben! you rock!
 DaFhaye: Breaded lizard brings you to much different sites
 Mr_Horrible: Ben "Fuck Eggs" Ulmer
 SnackPak_: ice guy
 vinopinguino: can i speak to your manager?
 CataclysmicReverb: Kickle Cubicle?
 Mr_Horrible: it's a guy in the early editions of the game, iirc
 LPS_97: sliding on ice
 Nigouki: CALLBACKS!
 TheDevil_Risen: BROTHER!
 SnackPak_: 
 Mr_Horrible: but nowadays it's a penguin
 itira: 
 saucemaster5000: LIKE A DUCK
 lochnessseammonster: gottem 
 BusTed: 
 SnackPak_: then you waddled out
 Tweygoh: Is breaded lizard like katsu lizard?
 fuzzy_died: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcScoEP8W9F3J4s_5AslFPJmsSLDPoFFYFyyDLuTgU8WmCkV112xX5Z3FEdKYd_QCq6hTGcdbmC1_lHXjiQNRMvR5WNwvs-3w-XSoQAL67TQp-s2lVq2kuk
 HadesLeprechaun: "Don't Break the Ice" I believe is the game
 Darleysam: my cartoon made me sad!
therepoman__:  FROGS ARE GONE 
 BusTed: :V
 dumbo3k: Ribbit
 itira:   bye frogs
 RatherLargeToad: 
 fuzzy_died: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/H-MAAOSwIStnKSyz/s-l1600.webp
 LPS_97: The duck noise
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Warhammer 40,000: Kill Team) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (21:05 from now).
 kolintoney: it me, am frog
 TheDevil_Risen:    
 Jadaris: a very Duck Game noise
 Mr_Horrible: Ben with the "Yeah my deck's at a 7, I think"
 saucemaster5000: rashid players saying they are upper mid
 Marvoleath: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 kragmabutch: nuns with guns yippeeee
letsbelgo: married to the emperor
 NoxStryx: I bet they are baptised
 VrolikSyndrome: @saucemaster5000 *loud correct buzzer*
 MAPBoardgames: But they ARE baptized!
 ContingentCat: 
adept_nekomancer: They're also baptized (by fire)
 LPS_97: the endgame
TheBob58: This was the first stream I've caught live in a while, thanks for the great show!
 Getter404: And Kathleen said she's next up with Metaphor?
 Marvoleath: Did you gamba all gambas?
 empyreon: gamba time
Mai_Andra: oh is there more to it than just gambling?
DoomBringerIL: yo chat, anything after this show tonight?
devilcultivator: saboch and the camreonilla right?
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Warhammer 40,000: Kill Team) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (21:03 from now).
Mai_Andra: OOF Club
  Juliamon: Sponsored Mahjong stream with bonus Angel
  Juliamon: It was still listed as something earlier
 Mr_Horrible: James playing Tarkov for Rhythm Cafe
  Juliamon: James must have removed it
 Makrosian_Tay: I feel like Wheeler would, and should, be the first to have a collab stream with a Vtuber
 SnackPak_: wouldn't be a mahjong stream without Angel
 ContingentCat: He's busy falling into holes
 vinopinguino: shots fired
 Nigouki: OOF
 VrolikSyndrome: drag his ass
 LostThePirate: All that Minecraft
 itira:  daaaamn
 ContingentCat: !holes
  LRRbot: Holes are ontological parasites because they can only exist as aspects of another object
 SnackPak_: gottem
 TheDevil_Risen: and it was Good 
 TheDevil_Risen: lost of kitty shenans
  Juliamon: Clarification: Memoriams are side stories, not "in memoriam"
Astramentha: I was great!!!
 TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHA
 TheDevil_Risen: omg Adam 10/10
 TheDevil_Risen: no notes
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon oh, thank you. I haven't kept up and became concerned
Astramentha: it was*
 Kramburger: Ben you need to hit the T in Kitty harder, it sounds like a D
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
  Juliamon: Mr_Horrible You're not the only one, which is why I mentioned it
Mai_Andra: you were supposed to check before the stream ended, because the number resets
 Inquisitor_Xian: Still on it! thanks though lol
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible fall behinder! Truant they call you!
 thatguysteve2709: Thank you for stream greatly appreciate what you two do. Thank you and mods
  ohjanji: 
 ContingentCat: thanks ben and adam
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I'm too busy wasting my time in bad games
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible if you are playing league....
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: fees
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 dumbo3k: @Mr_Horrible living that Watch + Play Lyfe?
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 god no, mostly XIV and StS and getting back into Dead Estate this last week
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Orxolon: Thanks for the stream!love y'all!!
 Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible (the joke is these are all fine but they have no end)
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 TheDevil_Risen: Laters!
 shendaras: 
  ohjanji: have a good night!
 kolintoney: good stream yall. good night!
 vinopinguino: lol
 dumbo3k: Can I do something nice for myself too?
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, lads  
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible .... acceptable (I've been streaming StS in the discord along with FF6, nojudgement)
 SnackPak_: see ya tomorrow Adam
 Marvoleath: !homestream
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 empyreon:   
 itira: it did at that
Mai_Andra: Adam hype, evermore
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I should poke my head in on those channels and be sociable
 SomebodyNowhere: ohno
NimrodXIV: it did say that
 CeruledgeBlade: 
  ohjanji: LOL
 TheDevil_Risen:    
  Juliamon: bonus ragebait
 VrolikSyndrome: Lookin' forward to it.
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible we spent four hours last month playing geoguessr nbe warned
 VeryBadLifeChoices: looking forward to next week
 Nigouki: wow Present Ben hates Future Ben
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 peam
 shamblingkrenshar: Excellent, it was clippable
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmazingWanderingCrocodileKreygasm-qx3omBpSXJbxPtIX
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