xantos69: I was told there was magic? Have I been told dirty lies?
RockPusher: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week we're playing Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (3m from now).
RockPusher: SPOON™ tqsSpoon
LRRbot: Fauna Shaman [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | {G}, {T}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
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AngelicKnighthood: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: box text
CeruledgeBlade: Someone is playing green themffNOTES
AngelicKnighthood: interesting.
CeruledgeBlade: themffNotes
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
underhill33: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
RockPusher: Are you ready to Jangle some Whams?
TehAmelie: lrrSIG all day
flatluigi: parsing it as a [four canadian] [highlander whamjangle]
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lamina5432: evening fine folks
letsbelgo: Canadian Highlander, the superior singleton format
lirazel64: Jangle that wham!
SpiritedChampignon: Wham, and I cannot stress this enough, jangle
Krillin_fan: My jangles are ready
RockPusher: Unjangled wham detected…… loading whamjangler……
flatluigi: i wonder how long it's been since wheeler wasn't on a canlander stream
Laurence72: I'm not certain that Whamjangler is a good use of points for a Kill Team
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap vicksyHeadbang vicksyTap
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRave vicksyHappy vicksyRave
CeruledgeBlade: themffVIBE
Krillin_fan: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
Laurence72: !card Whamjangler
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Laurence72: A missed opprotunity there
thraximore: pvpPause
voslan: God I hate twitches intrusive ads. Can't wait for the real stream to start.
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
ghizmou: amazonHype
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown lrrBartleby
thraximore: whale whale whale
Diabore: serge can move arm!
Wicker_Guide: What we have here is 'failure to communicate'
MichaelSnowbird: deep hole-full of water
protojman: whoo!
DigitalSeahorse: whamjangle
pn55: Look who decided to turn up :p
MarkovDescendant: I see no coffee though
PorpoisesUnknown: CANADIANS
gualdhar: HEY! Serge is moving both arms!
flatluigi: there we go
Juliamon: it's still wrong in the toot Kappa
irikaj: FortOne
JCBhatesblank: Lost Ben to the states this weekend.
DigitalSeahorse: aww no Wheeler?
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Marvoleath: Hello lrrPAUL
ThorSokar: Stream title too!
RockPusher: gabyLewd sergeMoly
Laurence72: I think that may against TOS...
CeruledgeBlade: This stream can only handle one Ben
lamina5432: I guesss wheeler became American
Kentosaurus: 4 Canadian Highlander Whamjangle send tweet
Juliamon: well, it DOES have 4 Canadians
Alas_Babylon: It's been like that for awhile
flatluigi: it's several years old
Laurence72: Looks like a lima bean
RealGamerCow: It is *horrible*
ThorSokar: oh, that is GARBAGE
RockPusher: Yes, yes, it is Patreon's terrible logo
thraximore: now it's just a puddl
MichaelSnowbird: that logo seemed pretty lazy
Mai_Andra: The "P" melted...
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Graham_LRR: I wish he’d just focus on his silly music
DigitalSeahorse: OR a vomit receptacle
ThorSokar: oh, look, a good logo!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
shurtal: Co-founder of Patreon, also one half of Pomplamoose
Krillin_fan: today on Canlander, Ben roasts sponsor logos
Nemosaur: Omg Paperfight live yay goodbye sleep HahaCat
Grinnin_Gin: Canadian Highlander Whamjangle, not to be confused with an Australian Highlander Shindig
JCBhatesblank: Or Portlander Party Time.
ThorSokar: another acceptable logo!
goombalax: I still think Serving Jund was a winner
Wicker_Guide: Dragonshield: "We signed up for this!"
Mushbie: Danish company mentioned :p
Graham_LRR: (it’s spelled normally on the button but… you’ll know)
MarkovDescendant: Does the Dragon Shield code work for the custom sleeves or just pre-made ones?
shurtal: whomst gettin' jangled
e_bloc: lets talk about pleasure
flatluigi: none of those explain anything
PorpoisesUnknown: Mister ONe TAKE
Juliamon: Fraaaame
gualdhar: oh good that wasn't me
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shurtal: twitch has been having a time for the last couple days
SquareDotCube: Geddan almost came back
RockPusher: Concern that was an in-studio frame drop
cyclopsboi: the pleasure of the full around the world
JCBhatesblank: Ben Ben is on some red pile of blarg.
RockPusher: Fooooood?
Laurence72: Is that food with 7 pr 8 O's?
Wicker_Guide: Food Fight Food Fight
gualdhar: Fauuud Deck?
StaryDragoon: I just ate food 😋
JCBhatesblank: Name a more committed relationship than Serge and Strip Mine. I'll wait.
PorpoisesUnknown: FUwuD vs Mono Red?
RockPusher: 1) Get Food 2) Eat Food 3) ??? 4) Ben Ded
Wicker_Guide: @JCBhatesblank Serge and Jo
tehfewl: Jesk Guy
JCBhatesblank: @Wicker_Guide Technically correct is the best form of correct.
Alas_Babylon: I'm the Jesk-Guy, Gonna Make My Board Wide
brushfire44: 13 chambers of?
RockPusher: T3feri
JCBhatesblank: Do the blue cards burn your fingies, Ben Ben?
Dog_of_Myth: He's Jeskai Ben.
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Veraphage: ye
roticet: That jeskalittleguy pun was good
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PorpoisesUnknown: Woody Footies
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Grinnin_Gin: He landed too greedily and too deeply
LRRbot: Ocelot Pride [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | First strike, lifelink / Ascend / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.
shurtal: Good Luck, Eff Fun?
RockPusher: Meow Meow!
JCBhatesblank: That isn't a Tamiyo!
Diabore: what colours is food? did serge say?
StaryDragoon: I would've named the Food deck, "dinnertime"
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
DigitalSeahorse: nao nao
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thraximore: Ben to 19!
EricTheOrange: is that an iceage forest?
DigitalSeahorse: "I'll wingus your dingus."
Mai_Andra: "you cannot handle my wingest dingus"
RockPusher: Whingus your dingus until you whamjangle
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Oil your manual.
Alas_Babylon: b r u h
cmdrud87: JUMP SCARE! I AM THE GRAPEKEEPER!
PorpoisesUnknown: Kewl
irikaj: Serge is in danger
TheDevil_Risen: get em BenBen :D
TheDevil_Risen: Poor Serge is in danger
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MrAyeAxe: Should BenBen have G in his deck colours?
Juliamon: that should be U
raulghoulia: In the game of Life you can never let your opponent see your cards
James_the_Dabbler: sergeSqueak
cmdrud87: that's a shard!
Juliamon: that's a shard, Paul!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Alas_Babylon: @LoadingReadyRun I believe Serge is White-Green-Black
PorpoisesUnknown: Lol
EricTheOrange: and serges deck has no colors
TrentSSB: Fair enough Paul LUL
Diabore: !decklist
Laurence72: If Paul guesses, he is guarenteed to get at least one color correct!
RockPusher: Don't worry Paul, I can barely remember the guilds let alone the shards and wedges
Irsaan: AsexualPride
DigitalSeahorse: I gotta make myself some fun tokens
cmdrud87: loks lik it's time for a couple D&D drafts...
Walla_tv: dega?
MarkovDescendant: Witch-Maw is the one without red
gualdhar: not-white, not-blue, not-green...
PorpoisesUnknown: Witch Maw?
LRRbot: Shadowy Backstreet | Land — Plains Swamp | Shadowy Backstreet enters tapped. / When Shadowy Backstreet enters, surveil 1.
NotEvenDavid: Canlander night?
Alas_Babylon: mmmmmmm bop
Marvoleath: moist Jund, moist Naya...
Alas_Babylon: !card Birds of Paradise
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
roticet: I missed the very beginning, who's the other 2 players for the night? I'd assume Nelly, and wheeler. But could see Alex making a surprise appearance.
Cartographers_Ink: I'm ready for some Canlander!
irikaj: Alex
Alas_Babylon: @roticet Nelly and indeed Alex
irikaj: Wheeler is in the usa
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Cartographers_Ink: Also I'd like to see Ben in more North 100 Showdown videos!
roticet: Oh sweet! Love seeing Alex's brews.
LRRbot: Toby, Beastie Befriender [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Toby, Beastie Befriender enters, create a 4/4 white Beast creature token with "This creature can't attack or block alone." / As long as you control four or more creature tokens, creature tokens you control have flying.
EricTheOrange: I come from an age before color combos were officially named. Like I think the fan name for Black-green was rock long before ravnica
JCBhatesblank: Ben is playing some spice tonight.
DigitalSeahorse: !decks
50keyz: yeah that is bananas
TabbyLavalamp: Oh, the stream title had me excited, I thought it was going to be four player Highlander. Maybe even take a legendary creature out of each deck that you can play any time you have the mana...
ghizmou: you can have as many imaginary friends as you'd like
flatluigi: yeah i want to see ben's list
Marvoleath: @EricTheOrange rock was more a style of gameplay than color combo tbf
Marvoleath: three color would usually just be named as acronym
Stormgod519: you know, I wasnt expecting Ben to be on Jeskai, even after he said he'd try and shake it up
Marvoleath: like BUG
gualdhar: I'm not the best Magic player, more cards on your side means you're winning, right?
JCBhatesblank: @Stormgod519 I legit assumed he'd play monsters or smedium red.
LRRbot: Ocelot Pride [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | First strike, lifelink / Ascend / At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.
Alas_Babylon: "Then if..."
50keyz: "then, "
Stormgod519: @JCBhatesblank i was hoping he would take my suggestion for Gruul Monsters
Diabore: arena gave my op 2 tokens
Alas_Babylon: City's blessing is just a thing you can or can't have, so yes, he does get a mew mew
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Marvoleath: !decks
flatluigi: beep beep
irikaj: This is such a large number of game objects
JCBhatesblank: @Stormgod519 Monsters is fun. CHL IS FUN. God I love Magic.
Stormgod519: Ascend just happens
Stormgod519: @JCBhatesblank mood
Skye_Stryke: From gatherer: "If the creature token created by Ocelot Pride's last ability is your tenth permanent, you'll get the city's blessing before the ability would check to see if you have the city's blessing."
LRRbot: Ygra, Eater of All [3BG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Cat [6/6] | Ward—Sacrifice a Food. / Other creatures are Food artifacts in addition to their other types and have "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this permanent: You gain 3 life." / Whenever a Food is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on Ygra, Eater of All.
MrPipboy3000: Serge starting this game on Ben's 5th turn was a bold move, but I think he can still do it
Stormgod519: oh no
Stormgod519: i dont like that
RockPusher: Good cat content this game
PorpoisesUnknown: Serge please stop bullying ben this game
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPride linParty RPGShihu vicksyPrider Oscelot Pride!
Stormgod519: Ayyyyyyyy
LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
TheDevil_Risen: GG
Stormgod519: GO FORTH!!!
Walla_tv: god dam
PorpoisesUnknown: LMAO
50keyz: WOW
TheDevil_Risen: lrrAWESOME lrrSIG lrrSIG
Alas_Babylon: limb ow
50keyz: go ben
Stormgod519: o7
Grinnin_Gin: actually ruined
JCBhatesblank: He had the Lingas for a bit. haha
Stormgod519: lol
Morrigan9: already ded
Marvoleath: It's never the first three eorlingas that get you
xantos69: Wow... that is rude
ladyjessica: forth!
Marvoleath: aspike104
Stormgod519: beep beeeeeeeeep
irikaj: Moving to concede step
PorpoisesUnknown: Scary fast deck Ben!
TheDevil_Risen: BenBen you are piloting a monster
Arakasi01: Jeskai really stacking the most fun mechanics printed post 2020
flatluigi: serge has been ligma'd
50keyz: that was really cool
tehfewl: if Forth Eorlingas is so good, what happened to the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd?
JCBhatesblank: Lingas go beep beep
Krillin_fan: Ben has a bus to catch and it shows
DigitalSeahorse: hi Alex!
Grinnin_Gin: Can't believe that Ben just absolutely vaporized Serge
roticet: Draft chaff @tehfewl
thraximore: Hi Alex!! umbraHey
PorpoisesUnknown: Tuk Season
Walla_tv: nailed it
TrentSSB: Nice haircut Alex!
EricTheOrange: couple good canadian boys here
DigitalSeahorse: xD
micalovits: Smooth
Stormgod519: Ben is such a cutie
Alas_Babylon: Local Man Smoochable
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha vicksyHaha vicksyHaha
flatluigi: do we need to turn the cameras off
cmdrud87: "same, bestie"
Stormgod519: Alex....
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
JCBhatesblank: Brown chicken brown cow, Alex.
Fuzzra: Damn, Alex has some impressive braces. They're like seatbelts!
Walla_tv: rabble FUCKS
tehfewl: and anime art
TheDevil_Risen: also Hey Alex!
Nigouki: A card that goblin Goblin GOBLIN goblin Goblin?
thraximore: LUL
RockPusher: benginFingers RPGFireball RPGFireball foxmarFIRE
TheDevil_Risen: N1 Nelly!!!
Stormgod519: Nelly.......
DoodlestheGreat: Forgot you had that in there?
raulghoulia: that hit Ben Twice
PorpoisesUnknown: Good not joke Nelly
TheDevil_Risen: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
ladyjessica: gottem
sporkraptor: time to jangle them whammies
Grinnin_Gin: Ben vs Alex: The Oracle Text vs the Text As Written
kynelwynn: Was Alex just hummin the Toad House music from SMB3?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDance
lucianfng: is this modern?
cyclopsboi: i love how that song just plays in the background of our heads all the time
Marvoleath: @lucianfng canlander
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCheer doo doo
Alas_Babylon: @lucianfng Canadian Highlander
LRRbot: Clowning Around [1W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
lucianfng: tf is canlander?
Diabore: yes
sporkraptor: it's clowning time
RockPusher: Clown Robots!
Juliamon: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit http://www.canadianhighlander.ca for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLo76slMBAQ . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
Alas_Babylon: @lucianfng 100 Card Singleton with a points system in place of a banlist
lucianfng: ah nice.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint vicksyClown
Alas_Babylon: Insane Clown Posse
Alex_Frostfire: It's Unfinity, all the clowns are robots.
Stormgod519: "regular" and "clown" dont go in the same sentence
MrAyeAxe: If it was acorn'd I'm sure they'd be pink clowns LUL
Diabore: 4 sadly more than 2
DigitalSeahorse: Blueman Group are sort of clowns but not really
AugmentingPath: @Stormgod519 Would you look at that, it's a regular clown fiesta
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Aarek: raise the robot alarm
LRRbot: Mawloc [XRG] | Creature — Tyranid [2/2] | Ravenous / Terror from the Deep — When Mawloc enters, it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
DaFhaye: I didn't know clowns were a token
DigitalSeahorse: more like musician comedians
Stormgod519: @AugmentingPath LOL
chaostreader: aren’t the only clown robots white?
Stormgod519: @AugmentingPath typical clown troop...
TheDevil_Risen: Actually accurate Tyranid sounds <3
Alex_Frostfire: Oh. There is exactly one non-robot clown in Unfinity. But she's acorn.
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
DoodlestheGreat: Left clown with none beef.
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
AugmentingPath: @Stormgod519 exactly
LRRbot: Coruscation Mage [1R] | Creature — Otter Wizard [2/2] | Offspring {2} / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
PorpoisesUnknown: My newest card STRIP MINE
Stormgod519: Offspring Time?
RockPusher: You otter cast some spells
TheWooglie: pretty fly for a white clown
JDMan94: God I want to build an Otter deck so bad
AugmentingPath: less power, less toughness, more cute
JDMan94: Can we go back to Bloomburrow like immediately
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyClown vicksyHeadbang clown beats you to it
Alas_Babylon: Ping Your Son To Work Day
Alex_Frostfire: I want more of those field notes art treatments!
RockPusher: Someone otter do something about these damn clowns!
thraximore: very good PrideLaugh
DigitalSeahorse: xD
until_may: lol
Diabore: @Alas_Babylon gold star
TheDevil_Risen: Otter with the Demon core.. that sounds like a bad idea
PorpoisesUnknown: very good
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, just way too many releases these days I imagine
irikaj: Nicknames died a long time ago
LRRbot: Wedding Announcement [2W] (back: Wedding Festivity) | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, put an invitation counter on Wedding Announcement. If you attacked with two or more creatures this turn, draw a card. Otherwise, create a 1/1 white Human creature token. Then if Wedding Announcement has three or more invitation counters on it, transform it.
Alas_Babylon: Am Alex okay
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AugmentingPath: SMOrc ?
LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
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RockPusher: Ben needs his career to feed Gus
AugmentingPath: but also the otters are doing a bunch of trigger damage
LRRbot: Needle Drop [R] | Instant | Needle Drop deals 1 damage to any target that was dealt damage this turn. / Draw a card.
flatluigi: wow, needle drop
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Arcanist [1R] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Trample / Whenever Dreadhorde Arcanist attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to Dreadhorde Arcanist's power from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
r10pez10: hello fellow magic players
Alas_Babylon: Hello fellow Magic player
ThePixelSavage: did the otters trigger from needle drop?
thraximore: yep
Wicker_Guide: magic magic magic magic
ThePixelSavage: did we take taht dmg?
flatluigi: ye
r10pez10: i am brewing blue white control for EDH with stuff in my collection and boy is this goofy
ThePixelSavage: ok
ThePixelSavage: sorry
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyClown honkers
Pharmacistjudge: he announced it
Marvoleath: life total seems accurate
Marvoleath: 2*2 from others, 1 needle, 1 fetch
Marvoleath: 3 dmg from combat
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
FatefulWaffle: Pioneer
Stormgod519: legacy banned
Stormgod519: and pio
Alas_Babylon: Pioneer, it made Phoenix too gud
D00kqc: not banned in modern
Alas_Babylon: Legacy made Murktide too good
micalovits: Delver, its always delver
Alas_Babylon: It makes a lot of decks way too consistent
Stormgod519: Yeah, this thing made Delver so good, plus murktide
irikaj: It was banned in pioneer before a precon with it in was released
Alex_Frostfire: It's a two-mana sorcery that basically looks at three cards and draws two of them.
Kaaannaaa: pitches to force, fury, etc
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
irikaj: So it was legal only in that precon if it was unchanged
Marvoleath: It's ponder, but draws extra card (and they didnt want to ban MH cards)
Stormgod519: probably
Revenant77x: A Platue is the Highest form of flattery
LRRbot: Adeline, Resplendent Cathar [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [*/4] | Vigilance / Adeline, Resplendent Cathar's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.
spawnofhastur: toque vs toque action
LRRbot: Wild Slash [R] | Instant | Ferocious — If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, damage can't be prevented this turn. / Wild Slash deals 2 damage to any target.
cmdrud87: adeline in 1v1 seems decidedly more fair...
flatluigi: shoutouts to the otter family
ThePixelSavage: Habanero WAS spicy for once duggerMmhmm
50keyz: wow
RockPusher: Otterly destroyed
Fruan: Those otters sure otted
definenull: Spicy.wav
Alex_Frostfire: Love some red mana spellcasting.
TheDevil_Risen: I do like the spicy :)
Marvoleath: Needle drop seems really good, when it hits for 3 dmg :D
MrPipboy3000: Otterly ridiculous
FreeSol9900: wow there's Alex! Haven't seen you in so long! ... then again I haven't been paying attention for a while
DapperKoala2: @MrPipboy3000 sakurahClap
SirPlumpy: Hello chat and people
DigitalSeahorse: vicksySquish
roticet: I feel like I blinked and Alex won. Lol gg
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
Pharmacistjudge: damaging cantrips are nice
Alex_Frostfire: Red problems.
Alas_Babylon: !card Sire of Seven
LRRbot: Sire of Seven Deaths [7] | Creature — Eldrazi [7/7] | First strike, vigilance / Menace, trample / Reach, lifelink / Ward—Pay 7 life.
Marvoleath: The one that is a haiku
cmdrud87: there's more, but that nee is bonkers
cmdrud87: *one
Welbog: No, Nelly, they don't even
50keyz: lol uncanny impression
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyFox1 vicksyFox2 vicksyFox3 *waits*
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.
Pharmacistjudge: not that kind of bury
Diabore: !card and grant
LRRbot: Land Grant [1G] | Sorcery | If you have no land cards in hand, you may reveal your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Search your library for a Forest card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
kragmabutch: love a good land grant
micalovits: Lets go Land Grant!
MechaNoelle: !decklist
LRRbot: Land Grant [1G] | Sorcery | If you have no land cards in hand, you may reveal your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Search your library for a Forest card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
thraximore: yooooo land grant
definenull: What a draw
until_may: that is the only correct version of lavamancer
Fuzzra: Ooh, a card that existed when I used to play!
LRRbot: Reckless Impulse [1R] | Sorcery | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
Stormgod519: nelly
flatluigi: welp
Marvoleath: the double ring
micalovits: That is not okay!
AugmentingPath: not even having to pay the arena nerf taxs
adept_nekomancer: Put a ring on that ring!
dm818: *ring ring* it's nelly
DapperKoala2: It's the other (Sol) Ring into that One Ring.
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trample until end of turn. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until your next end step.
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AugmentingPath: Lotta words on that ring
Stormgod519: correct
kumatsu: true
adept_nekomancer: "Yep, those are the cards I had."
TristalMTG: draw off probe
Wicker_Guide: "wow, my hand sucks"
frozenphoenix7: Did Alex draw from Probe?
TheDevil_Risen: Alex, Draw
Marvoleath: protection is DEBT - damage, enchanting, blocking, targeting
DigitalSeahorse: linNoodle3 linNoodle2 linNoodle1 vicksyBanana ring ring banana phone
FatefulWaffle: Go peek yourself!
Stormgod519: wait
Fruan: But you draw that card AFTER you look at your own hand, so you don't get to know what it is.
cyclopsboi: waow
Stormgod519: When did Alex cast probe?
LRRbot: Path of Annihilation [3G] | Enchantment | Devoid / When Path of Annihilation enters, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}." / Eldrazi you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 7 or greater, you gain 4 life.
frozenphoenix7: @Marvoleath Technically "Attaching", rather than equipping or enchanting
Marvoleath: @Stormgod519 when nelly had protection, targeting Alex-self
kragmabutch: i want to build both of these lists
Stormgod519: @Marvoleath hmmmm.
DigitalSeahorse: wooaw
LRRbot: Boreal Druid [G] | Snow Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {C}.
Marvoleath: @frozenphoenix7 true, the acronym was before equipments
Stormgod519: ah nevermind
LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
definenull: Oofa
Wicker_Guide: "Fire, to destroy what you've done"
Alex_Frostfire: @Marvoleath And fortifications, don't forget those.
Marvoleath: Alex just bullying dorks today
EricTheOrange: staple of my old burn deck
Pharmacistjudge: I forget fortifications all the time. they don’t exist
Marvoleath: @Alex_Frostfire yup, now there are multiple too, 'cause fallout
Alas_Babylon: Theres, what, two whole Fortifications in all of Magic?
definenull: Hidetsugu alert?
Alex_Frostfire: All two of them, yeah.
TheDevil_Risen: haha, hit the things that make the dings, and dongle the bongles!
TheDevil_Risen: and all that jazz
DapperKoala2: Nelly get targeted by Hidetsugu's Second Rite would be hilarious.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCheer gains
Pharmacistjudge: don’t tarfire the Tarmogoyf
chaostreader: !card tarfire
LRRbot: Tarfire [R] | Kindred Instant — Goblin | Tarfire deals 2 damage to any target.
korvys: Kindred, now
TheDevil_Risen: kindred
50keyz: @Pharmacistjudge i read this in the Ren and Stimpy "Don't wizz on the electric fence" cadence
DapperKoala2: Kindred, just like VtM
chriswr5: remember kids: tarmogoyf has pickle abs
TheDevil_Risen: oh oh scooze!
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micalovits: @chriswr5 lease explain
r10pez10: what does that even mean
Marvoleath: please don't explain, thanks
flatluigi: paul please put the pickle abs on screen
chriswr5: Planeswalker, Instant, Creature, Kindred, Land, Enchantment (PICKLE) Artifact, Battle, Sorcery (ABS)
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is surprised by the pickle abs?
JRandomHacker: It's Judge Rob's mnemonic for all the types - PICKLE ABS
r10pez10: that's pretty cool actually
micalovits: Okay, that is amazing
r10pez10: and not what i was expecting
DapperKoala2: I'm far less worried about its meaning now that I know what it is.
apitol: I wish to see the pickle abs
Kentosaurus: actually a good mnemonic
micalovits: And I will now always remember that
cmdrud87: "it' your boy tarf555, the only kill spell you can find off of a goblin matron. like, share and subscribe!"
chriswr5: its so insane that there's 0 chance you'll forget it LuL
flatluigi: and just a little while ago it was pitleas
micalovits: Does that mean Atraxa likes pickle abs?
definenull: Rip George
JRandomHacker: Atraxa _loves_ pickle abs
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Marvoleath: It's silly that Atraxa's reminder text mentioned Battles before they were a thing, but not kindred
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect
TheDevil_Risen: where's that bolt art from?
irikaj: At the time it was still tribal, and I don't think the new name had been finalised
micalovits: They where very much not sure what to rename tribal to when they printed Atraxa
Marvoleath: @TheDevil_Risen looks like a MagicCon promo iirc
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DarknessKingCoH: @LoadingReadyRun Alex's twitch tag seems to be for Serge's Twitch
Stormgod519: ever just eat George?
definenull: Delulu goyf
cyclopsboi: i appreciate how alex builds aggro
TheDevil_Risen: Hey Alex, can you put that Bolt on the reader plz, i wants to see the collector #
tehfewl: jund 8 goyf
JDMan94: All goyfd up on a Friday
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
DigitalSeahorse: guyfriday? I thought it was flatworm friday
LRRbot: Emrakul, the Promised End [{13}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [13/13] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each card type among cards in your graveyard. / When you cast this spell, you gain control of target opponent during that player's next turn. After that turn, that player takes an extra turn. / Flying, trample, protection from instants
korvys: !findquote big
LRRbot: Quote #945: "I don't need to get every coin. // This is a big step; you've made real progress here today." —Graham & Paul [2015-10-07]
asthanius: YOUR graveyard
flatluigi: emrakul's only your yard
Robot_Bones: And I mean a Big Big Big
kumatsu: that' sonly caster's GY, not all
ThePixelSavage: The Lightning Bolt is either MagicFest Promos (001(006) or from the List same collector number
TheDevil_Risen: nvm, found it, MagicFest 2019
Alas_Babylon: Whoooooof
50keyz: in yours
Marvoleath: Yea, that's the Delirium Emrakul
DigitalSeahorse: goyfriday*
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flatluigi: pickleabs is a 9 discount
50keyz: 9
LRRbot: Disciple of Freyalise [3GGG] (back: Garden of Freyalise) | Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | When Disciple of Freyalise enters, you may sacrifice another creature. If you do, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is that creature's power.
LRRbot: Lavaspur Boots [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste and ward {1}. / Equip {1}
flatluigi: it's a card type mnemonic we're all just learning about
asthanius: Planeswalker, Instant, Creature, Kindred, etc
Marvoleath: It's an acronym for the card types, Alex
DigitalSeahorse: surprise! the abs are green!
Pharmacistjudge: !card momentus fall
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
irikaj: I honestly had missed the life gain on disciple, the sac draw was just really good
Robot_Bones: guy turned his abs into pickles, funniest shit I ever saw
Stormgod519: yeah, Channel sucks
Grinnin_Gin: nelson on the card drawing juice
Pharmacistjudge: !card momentous fall
LRRbot: Momentous Fall [2GG] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / You draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power, then you gain life equal to its toughness.
Marvoleath: lrrJUDGECALL
DapperKoala2: @TheDevil_Risen The ScryFall website has a list of all prints of a given card on the right sidebar beside the card. There is a link under that list that says "View all prints" that goes to a page with all the card images. I just wanted to give you another way to look it up in case you run into that question in the future.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH new player
Pharmacistjudge: sergeCounting
chriswr5: trogdooooorrrrrr
flatluigi: did the freyalise have vigilance? i thought it attacked
LRRbot: Light Up the Stage [2R] | Sorcery | Spectacle {R} / Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
GasCityGaming: lityerally wearing my trogdor shirt right now lol
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TheDevil_Risen: @DapperKoala2 yeah harder to find specific printings down under :D found one NM in stock at a Melbourne based LGS tho
drcthulu: what did alex cast?
Marvoleath: Dwarf that grows with non-creature casts
Robot_Bones: electrostatic emissary?
50keyz: infantry
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
DigitalSeahorse: linIncorrect lol
DapperKoala2: Oh no, not my Bored Ape. </sarcasm>
ThePixelSavage: we dont feel bad for Cybertruck owners though duggerHmmge
Marvoleath: !card electrostatic infantry
LRRbot: Electrostatic Infantry [1R] | Creature — Dwarf Wizard [1/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Electrostatic Infantry.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
LRRbot: Electrostatic Infantry [1R] | Creature — Dwarf Wizard [1/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Electrostatic Infantry.
Stormgod519: peculiar, but honestly not bad
Mazrae: He was in the Lego Batman movie
Stormgod519: omg
DigitalSeahorse: I've got stainless steel rust on my forks
Stormgod519: LEGO Batman was so good
A_Dub888: Hi friends, how high are our landers?
DigitalSeahorse: wat
kumatsu: "Just don't" has been called
Marvoleath: dobs has been called
LRRbot: Nulldrifter [7] | Creature — Eldrazi Elemental [4/4] | When you cast this spell, draw two cards. / Flying / Annihilator 1 / Evoke {2}{U}
Kentosaurus: he's cooking
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyEmpty whenever I hit the clips button
50keyz: does the alternate casting trigger the 7 MV requirement?
Pharmacistjudge: yes
irikaj: Yes
DapperKoala2: Alex called me sub-optimal. I'll never recover.
micalovits: It sure does
irikaj: MV doesn't change
50keyz: thats cool i didnt know that
Alex_Frostfire: It's still mana value 7, even though it was cast for an alternate cost.
irikaj: Eg, cyc rift is always mv2
A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, nestyyyyy
LRRbot: Natural Order [2GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a green creature. / Search your library for a green creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH vicksyHaha
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TristalMTG: you can't tap the token you just made for mana
50keyz: @irikaj so it can be spell snared? sweet
dasdardly: oh NO
flatluigi: atraxa?
Stormgod519: Thank you Nelly lol
Marvoleath: @TristalMTG fortunately it sacrifices without tap
irikaj: It can!
A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, natyyyyy
TristalMTG: yes, but he needed 4, not 3, right?
thraximore: LUL
cyclopsboi: nasty terasty
Arakasi01: Panglacial Wurm Kappa
50keyz: LUL
definenull: Goofed
cmdrzellgaudis: masked vandal hits it
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha vicksyDed vicksyHaha
ThePixelSavage: we did not paint over the Terese Nielsen art? duggerHuh
Stormgod519: oh Nelly
flatluigi: masked vandal, as wheeler showed
chriswr5: !quakestrider ceratops
mjk306: vault born tyrant
LRRbot: Vorinclex [3GG] (back: The Grand Evolution) | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [6/6] | Trample, reach / When Vorinclex enters, search your library for up to two Forest cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle. / {6}{G}{G}: Exile Vorinclex, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Pharmacistjudge: where is pelakka wurm when you need it?
cmdrzellgaudis: haywire mite also hits it and gains life
Stormgod519: i love this one
A_Dub888: Sauron what the hell were you thinking making the Ring indestructible!?
apitol: god I love evoke. Evoking aethersnipe w/ Imoti KAPOW
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micalovits: I mean, he is sorta speghetti like
Marvoleath: @cmdrzellgaudis but cannot be grabbed with order though
Alex_Frostfire: You know they'll probably put a Phyrexian Eldrazi in the next Horizons set.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyNoU
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Allow
A_Dub888: @Alex_Frostfire Next storyline final boss
irikaj: Slivdrazi Monstrosity only, no Phyrexian Eldrazi allowed
DigitalSeahorse: I'd laugh if Alex drew a picture while passing
LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
fvillarrealdev: ggs! really good match!
50keyz: the one ring is a totally fair magic card
TheDevil_Risen: GGwp lrrSHINE lrrAWESOME lrrSHINE
ThePixelSavage: Nelly rode that Lightning duggerAngy
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPride vicksyCheer vicksyPrider
50keyz: GG
kumatsu: Nelly did 16 damage to himself with One Ring
Krillin_fan: Nelly, 60 cards deep in his deck "Surely I have an answer!"
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyClap vicksyFrumpy vicksyFrumpy
AngelicKnighthood: The glory of dying to the One Ring.
TheDevil_Risen: one ring. completely fair card Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: oops, the line skipped on me picking emotes again
cyclopsboi: one ring greatest burn card in alex's deck
50keyz: how many cards did the ring draw?
Alex_Frostfire: Magic: the Gathering: Sometimes you just die.
singinnonsense: Nelly (probably) : The Ring is mine !
apitol: god, 16 damage. that rules so hard
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRave when it's a groovy ad instead of a sappy xmas one
TheDevil_Risen: 6+5+4+3+2+1
50keyz: 21 cards wow..
apitol: 21?!
apitol: hey wait, maybe this one ring card is pretty good
Alex_Frostfire: Weird colorless Necropotence.
kumatsu: @TheDevil_Risen the 6 was an uptick in response to the 5 was already killing him
TheDevil_Risen: ah i thought he used it in response
TheDevil_Risen: thats how he got to cast the other draw
kumatsu: used it with the 5 on the stack
kumatsu: before it went off
TheDevil_Risen: &&
TheDevil_Risen: ^^^
DigitalSeahorse: there's another LOTR movie coming?
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
Stormgod519: ah, sweet road quest
Stormgod519: time for me to rewatch that lol
DigitalSeahorse: I just rewatched with some peeps after DB was done
ContingentCat: !next
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DigitalSeahorse: RQ*
Dmc3628: wheeler back t mahj soul oh baby
definenull: not only that, it's sponsled!
Marvoleath: and Angel is back on the show!
Stormgod519: @DigitalSeahorse that wouldve been a good idea
DigitalSeahorse: woo sponsored
kimmiekoneko: i didn't know mahjong had that kinda money
definenull: tbf it's an anime gacha game
DigitalSeahorse: Mahjong is a big game in Japan
DigitalSeahorse: lots of people "gamble" on it
TheDevil_Risen: Bloody Sports betting, cant get away from it
DigitalSeahorse: kinda like pachinko not really gambling but they skirt around the law
kimmiekoneko: sponsored by wong kar-wai's "in the mood for love"
TheDevil_Risen: can we just go back to a time when games were games, and played for fun? <3
KeytarCat: @TheDevil_Risen Did that time ever exist?
dumbo3k: @TheDevil_Risen Sadly no, everything must be Monetized now
Stormgod519: ayyyyyyy
Izandai: @KeytarCat No, no it did not.
Kentosaurus: Big Dungo?
Dmc3628: the Paul Heyman intro
TheDevil_Risen: @KeytarCat possibly, depends on your world view and knowledge
Stormgod519: hmmmm
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCheer vicksyCheer vicksyCheer
TheDevil_Risen: @dumbo3k True
Stormgod519: lrrJUDGECALL
A_Dub888: lrrJUDGECALL
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha vicksyHaha vicksyHaha
definenull: that's a HP black lotus
TehAmelie: [Freddy Mercury noises]
Stormgod519: Alex is on 17 points...
TheDevil_Risen: lrrJUDGECALL lrrSHINE
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
TheDevil_Risen: good bit :) <3
LRRbot: Commercial District | Land — Mountain Forest | Commercial District enters tapped. / When Commercial District enters, surveil 1.
MrGibberish: Jo is cool
lirazel64: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
MrGibberish: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
Aarek: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp voxlunCarp voxlunCarp voxlunCarp
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
TheDevil_Risen: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
Stormgod519: Turn One Planeswalker?!?
LRRbot: Deeproot Champion [1G] | Creature — Merfolk Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Deeproot Champion.
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
Izandai: mattlrLul
definenull: welcome to LOTR
Walla_tv: we got a reader
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I'm pretty sure at least 2 of those aren't actually magic cards.
LRRbot: Camellia, the Seedmiser [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Squirrel Warlock [3/3] | Menace / Other Squirrels you control have menace. / Whenever you sacrifice one or more Foods, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. / {2}, Forage: Put a +1/+1 counter on each other Squirrel you control.
A_Dub888: lrrJUDGE Serge called his deck a "lands" deck but the overlay says its a food deck! lrrJUDGE
LRRbot: Astrid Peth [1W] | Legendary Creature — Human [2/2] | Whenever Astrid Peth enters or attacks, create a Food token. / Brand-new Sky — Whenever you sacrifice a Clue or Food, Astrid Peth explores.
TheDevil_Risen: hi Dr Who
Izandai: @A_Dub888 Serge says a lot of things that aren't quite right, it's fine.
roticet: Oh did serge switch decks? He was playing food earlier.
definenull: ooh is that the minecraft food token?
irikaj: He's the premier lands player of the format, they're all lands decks by definition
LRRbot: Questing Druid // Seek the Beast | Questing Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | Whenever you cast a spell that's white, blue, black, or red, put a +1/+1 counter on Questing Druid. // Seek the Beast [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.
dumbo3k: @Izandai I mean, Lands are food, for Terravores
TheDevil_Risen: omg the Mincraft Apple token is amazing
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyNom mmmm token
Marvoleath: @irikaj even "oops all spells"
LRRbot: Lava Dart [R] | Instant | Lava Dart deals 1 damage to any target. / Flashback—Sacrifice a Mountain.
TheDevil_Risen: wonder if it tastes better in gold foiling?
Izandai: Lava Dart is now exiled.
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CorruptDropbear: Magic magic magic?
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LRRbot: Academy Manufactor [3] | Artifact Creature — Assembly-Worker [1/3] | If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.
LRRbot: Mawloc [XRG] | Creature — Tyranid [2/2] | Ravenous / Terror from the Deep — When Mawloc enters, it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
AugmentingPath: Hey, that guy doesn't manufacture academies!
JRandomHacker: Looks like the "just _get_ 'em" strategy is doing well today
ThePixelSavage: @AugmentingPath its just an academic who couldnt find employment in his field so he went into manufacturing
micalovits: @AugmentingPath I mean, money, food and things to examine is pretty much what research needs
irikaj: I wish research involved more money
50keyz: its actually a mispelling of academy MENU-factor
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
definenull: that one ring sure worked out the previous time
irikaj: Foods tho
50keyz: lol
LRRbot: Questing Druid // Seek the Beast | Questing Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | Whenever you cast a spell that's white, blue, black, or red, put a +1/+1 counter on Questing Druid. // Seek the Beast [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.
LRRbot: Seal of Fire [R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice Seal of Fire: It deals 2 damage to any target.
Izandai: Definitely worse.
AugmentingPath: @micalovits Gotta apply for a grant to get the mana to crack your clues, yeah
50keyz: isnt it in like 55% of the modern meta right now?
Izandai: mattlrLul
ThePixelSavage: "the million" duggerOmegalul
TheDevil_Risen: 46%
TheDevil_Risen: i believe it was
chriswr5: every deck short of mono red benefits from having a ring
chriswr5: inshallah it gets banned next month
50keyz: lrrFINE
A_Dub888: Backstreet's back: adequate
ThePixelSavage: @A_Dub888 duggerLol
irikaj: Nobody puts pippin in the corner
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed vicksyDed second funeral
Diabore: alex gonna run the gambit
cyclopsboi: alex running aggro beats everyone in best of one news at 11
LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist, the Hunger Tide isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. / [−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. / [−5]: Each oppone…
Izandai: mattlrLul
Stormgod519: ayyyyyyyyyy
A_Dub888: FBtouchdown
Krillin_fan: wooo!
TheDevil_Risen: Prestige'd. GG Alex and Serge
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy vicksyCheer vicksyClap vicksyClap
definenull: you can't sit with us
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: alex's deck is the coolest, gg
50keyz: great showing of habenero
irikaj: Oofa
Krillin_fan: Alex what prestige class are you taking?
mrMorphius: Cha-HANGE places
YeomanAres: Island pass
TheWriterAleph: LUL
lamina5432: I’m excited to see Paul play if everyone is changing
JRandomHacker: I've told that story so many times
Stormgod519: Sounds like a Serge thing
chriswr5: wait i just realized ben is back, glad he's feeling better!!!!
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Izandai: Magic be like that sometimes.
definenull: its right up there next to that time serge double-stifled wheeler
Izandai: And Island is the most likely basic to be in that story.
Larkonus: I'm definitely remembering that for my next Magic night. katesGigl
irikaj: I bring that story up in the lgs every time I go into the tank
definenull: well gbye
TheDevil_Risen: Oops
Izandai: Goodbye!
DapperKoala2: And now it's out of here.
TheDevil_Risen: goodbye!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect
fvillarrealdev: xD
kumatsu: When Ben's not on camera he's just throwing his deck into the secret bathroom over and oer
DapperKoala2: Ben did what he said he was going to do.
shurtal: oh no! I lost my Black lotus for my Tier 1 vintage deck!
A_Dub888: Ben played a wizard in an episode of Hustle soooooo
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: chat what land has the most syllables in its name
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Good enough? That's not good enough!
TheDevil_Risen: BenBen has declared "Good Enough"
Walla_tv: things are heating up
iconicshadow89: A New Challenger has entered the fray
Stormgod519: lol
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
shurtal: @Zedruu_the_Goathearted Asmoranicadaistinaculdacar that's been turned into a land
A_Dub888: @Zedruu_the_Goathearted Library of Alexandria?
Stormgod519: Phrasing?
iris_of_ether: benginButt
Izandai: A side gig isn't necessarily a worse gig. Just probably a lower-paying one.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: @shurtal fair enough
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control_rig: Phrasing!
ThePixelSavage: why is Ben centaur styling?
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RainyMint: Phrasing!
TheDevil_Risen: Phrasing!
Pharmacistjudge: are we going Pokémon stadium announcing now?
50keyz: @shurtal the silverbordered elemental with the long name turned into a land
Teslamat: ☠️
Stormgod519: @Zedruu_the_Goathearted either Tabernacle At Pendrell Vale or Library of Alexandria
Grinnin_Gin: ben is on bant jeskai?
DigitalSeahorse: linShucks
LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student attacks, investigate. / When you draw your third card in a turn, exile Tamiyo, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
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CeruledgeBlade: Phrasing?
Izandai: Why is Ben's deck labeled as Jeskai Little Guy but has Bant colors listed?
A_Dub888: @Pharmacistjudge Yes..... now...
singinnonsense: Bant is Paul's Jeskai
DigitalSeahorse: linThonk
Naarius: Need a Gene Wilder Tamiyo
Stormgod519: LOL
CeruledgeBlade: To the tune of Hot to Go: "B-0-T-T-O-M-S"
Pharmacistjudge: sparks will fly in this heated battle
Stormgod519: The Color Identity is 4c...
shurtal: ben is on 'Murica
DaFhaye: Red goes fast because it is red
theamc2000: us- canada
A_Dub888: @Pharmacistjudge Savage Attack!
gualdhar: Maybe rename Ben's deck "Wet Canada"?
Nickiatori: moldy jeskai
Izandai: ^
Izandai: @gualdhar 💯
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
FourTwo0ne: "Moist Boros"
LRRbot: Beanstalk Giant // Fertile Footsteps | Beanstalk Giant [6G] | Creature — Giant [*/*] | Beanstalk Giant's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. // Fertile Footsteps [2G] | Sorcery — Adventure | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
CeruledgeBlade: It's really annoying that Tamiyo is green because I keep trying throw her in my Blue edh decks and then getting said
CeruledgeBlade: sad*
definenull: the OG beans!
Izandai: Cheevo unlocked!
Stormgod519: Achievo Get!
DapperKoala2: Shuffle Together
AugmentingPath: achievement unlocked
Nickiatori: soggy legion
overZellous: bleep bloop
Stormgod519: Oh yeah
Izandai: Commander Color Identity is stupid.
Stormgod519: it is black on the back
JRandomHacker: I have _several_ changes I'd make to the color identity rules if WotC put me in ultimate control of commander
cyclopsboi: kitchen finks got serge on a few occasions i think
JRandomHacker: and then I'd resign
irikaj: Yeahhh
A_Dub888: could be worse, you could try adding Kitchen Finks to non white/non green edh decks
irikaj: That was so annoying
Stormgod519: a friend of mine got got by themselves because they thought that extort made their card illegal, and it took me so long to explain why it didnt
Alex_Frostfire: I still think color indicators factoring into color identity in specific is kinda dumb.
Izandai: It completely shits on the whole idea of hybrid cards, which is that they aren't this color AND that color, they're this color OR that color.
irikaj: Not the finks!
definenull: nooo not the boy D:
TheDevil_Risen: Bye Bye Stellar puppy
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Ugin, the Ineffable [6] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin [4] | Colorless spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. / [+1]: Exile the top card of your library face down and look at it. Create a 2/2 colorless Spirit creature token. When that token leaves the battlefield, put the exiled card into your hand. / [−3]: Destroy target permanent that's one or more colors.
JRandomHacker: @Izandai Yup "legalize hybrid in both" is the first (and more important) change I'd make. Then I'd give the fetches the color identities of the basics they fetch (you can do this, it's only a little bit edge-case-y)
Alex_Frostfire: "This card plays with only white mana and never uses red. But you can't use it in your white, but not red, commander deck because ???"
v_nome: lrrEFF
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
definenull: lrrAWW
irikaj: Giving names of things colour identity is opening a whole kettle of fish
DigitalSeahorse: linHype linHypeshiny
irikaj: Like, would farseek be 5c?
CeruledgeBlade: lrrAWW
ThePixelSavage: yes I play Arena Ben
Kentosaurus: relatable
Izandai: @JRandomHacker I feel like just getting rid of the concept of color identity is the cleaner and better solution, but I also hate Commander so my opinion probably doesn't matter much.
DaFhaye: Oh this gross
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Every other game in Arena. The other games I draw 6 cards and they're all lands.
code1300: Welcome to Commander
TheDevil_Risen: Defo not James, it would be all lands
Alex_Frostfire: "This white card creates a blue token, but go ahead and run it in your Naya deck."
DigitalSeahorse: I thought so too vicksyDed
JRandomHacker: @irikaj Farseek is one of only 3 cards that actually breaks because of this if you look for the literal text "Island" for example
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
definenull: EJECT
50keyz: thats fair
iconicshadow89: oh no the greed
kumatsu: not to downplay Nelly's skills, I'd more say Ben lost than Nelly won :P
Krillin_fan: I felt that game in my soul Ben, we've all been there
50keyz: the secret 6th axis of tilt
Pharmacistjudge: very fair
DigitalSeahorse: don't forget your tokens!
ProcyonFlynn: ^
CeruledgeBlade: Ben officially in the milkshake brackert
CeruledgeBlade: bracket*
micalovits: But isn't Ben 1-2
DigitalSeahorse: are those Ben's tokens on the table?
Stormgod519: lol
micalovits: Serge is the millshake
MajimaGo: @CeruledgeBlade which flavour?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Unde-hand-ed?
Stormgod519: Serge is Unfeated
Izandai: Unvictorious?
Diabore: serge is 0-X dreamcrushing
apitol: footed
TheDevil_Risen: Serge is currently the wooden spoon recipient
definenull: feated? on twitch? for free?
Krillin_fan: Defeated
Nigouki: centipede
ThePixelSavage: Serge is defeat-maxxing
micalovits: Defeated usually
singinnonsense: most defeated
drcthulu: unwinniest
Juliamon: Milkshake bracket
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: loser :)
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I feel like "you can't generate mana of a color not in the commander's identity" would handle most color identity situations
overZellous: absolutely cooked
adept_nekomancer: Wouldn't the opposite of undefeated be unfeated?
DaFhaye: Don't risk it
Naarius: Buying, as per the milkshake bracket
DapperKoala2: The opposite of undefeated is "has lost at least one game." Undefeated means "hasn't lost any," the opposite must be "has lost at least one."
MrPipboy3000: refeated
Pharmacistjudge: @loadingreadyrun they removed that rule
SpiritedChampignon: Antivictorius
Dread_Pirate_Westley: lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: the footage!
NotCainNorAbel: there has to be a land there somewhere
LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Krillin_fan: Serge confirmed able to block warriors
definenull: that white border is so cursed...
LRRbot: Cityscape Leveler [8] | Artifact Creature — Construct [8/8] | Trample / When you cast this spell and whenever Cityscape Leveler attacks, destroy up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a tapped Powerstone token. / Unearth {8}
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: much footage, so much footage of the undefeated
50keyz: i need to get a white border one
LRRbot: Sorin of House Markov [1B] (back: Sorin, Ravenous Neonate) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [1/4] | Lifelink / Extort / At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, exile Sorin of House Markov, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
Izandai: Just one.
50keyz: hey its alucard
Stormgod519: vrooooooooooom
LRRbot: Channel [GG] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, any time you could activate a mana ability, you may pay 1 life. If you do, add {C}.
definenull: hababa
Kentosaurus: woah
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: is channel like 1 point?
Pharmacistjudge: apt dance commence
DapperKoala2: Does Channel mean Cityscape Leveler costs 8 life?
Teslamat: @Zedruu_the_Goathearted not pointed
theamc2000: remember to pay please
irikaj: Yes
Izandai: @DapperKoala2 Yes
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: wowowow that's great
LRRbot: Ugin, the Spirit Dragon [8] | Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin [7] | [+2]: Ugin, the Spirit Dragon deals 3 damage to any target. / [−X]: Exile each permanent with mana value X or less that's one or more colors. / [−10]: You gain 7 life, draw seven cards, then put up to seven permanent cards from your hand onto the battlefield.
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: wow
micalovits: #Agressive
definenull: HA
Izandai: mattlrLul
Diabore: serge bout to stand up again, getting his reps in LUL
fvillarrealdev: lol
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Stormgod519: uh oh
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHaha here comes the FOOTage!
FatefulWaffle: Poor server's lmao
FatefulWaffle: *serge
Musicsquid: Nelly has the power of T Swift and anime on his side
EricTheOrange: Channel always felt more in flavor as a blackspell than green
irikaj: Food fight is a good deck but has just been run over
Stormgod519: is anyone keeping time?
micalovits: Can't wait for the Channel-> Emrakul
roticet: I heard wheeler was prepping the council to make channel 7 pts after that game.
Voidhawk42: Alex gonna take a fall?? Scandal!
FatefulWaffle: What is food to a turn 2 Cityscape Leveler
Pharmacistjudge: so Nelson is back from losers finals?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint Ben is still in the building
Nigouki: what's the saying? mom in hand is worth two in the bush?
goombalax: @FatefulWaffle Food, ostensibly
Izandai: @EricTheOrange It's definitely one of several egregious color pie breaks from the early days of the game.
DigitalSeahorse: co-ball coughers?
PhuzNutz: !deck
50keyz: is there the one land from MH3 that turns on all the urza lands?
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artacuno53: I feel like Alex isnt around so much of the magic content lrr makes now a days that i forget he is an mtg gamer
PhuzNutz: Are these decks posted on Moxfield?
CanadianAkin: Probably an FAQ but why no YouTube dual streams?
h3rsh3yb4r: @artacuno53 it's because he rotated out of standard
TheDevil_Risen: Everywhere Lands
Stormgod519: its all nonbasic types
dasdardly: there's a rangeling land
Pharmacistjudge: !card planar nexus
LRRbot: Planar Nexus | Land | Planar Nexus is every nonbasic land type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
artacuno53: @h3rsh3yb4r Put him in the next foundations so hes around longer
Stormgod519: yeah, planar nexus is all nonbasic typoes
TheDevil_Risen: *everything
Juliamon: CanadianAkin It's complicated
Juliamon: !decks
50keyz: i feel like i am still trying to figure out all the MH3 cards still >.<
TheDevil_Risen: !card Omo, Queen of Vesuva
LRRbot: Omo, Queen of Vesuva [2{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Shapeshifter Noble [1/5] | Whenever Omo, Queen of Vesuva enters or attacks, put an everything counter on each of up to one target land and up to one target creature. / Each land with an everything counter on it is every land type in addition to its other types. / Each nonland creature with an everything counter on it is every creature type.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: planar nexus was just in an edh deck iirc
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
Juliamon: ugh I am bad at text editing tonight
LRRbot: Electrostatic Infantry [1R] | Creature — Dwarf Wizard [1/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Electrostatic Infantry.
50keyz: does Omo make it all subtypes (cave, urza's, etc.) as well?
TheDevil_Risen: yeah
Pharmacistjudge: Urza's lands, Nexus and Ancient tomb was the mana base of the winning NA Legacy champs
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: in this house we gronolith
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyEmpty vicksyEmpty vicksyEmpty
DigitalSeahorse: oh no
TheDevil_Risen: and there's the green creature that creates the token
definenull: third land unlocked, nelly beware!
DigitalSeahorse: can anyone see me?
Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse nope
Teslamat: @50keyz yes
TristalMTG: is that you, John Cena?
DigitalSeahorse: my video froze
LRRbot: Eureka [2GG] | Sorcery | Starting with you, each player may put a permanent card from their hand onto the battlefield. Repeat this process until no one puts a card onto the battlefield.
Stormgod519: ayyyyyy
definenull: spicyyy
Teslamat: let's goo
squ3e: @DigitalSeahorse I see you you are seen
irikaj: Oh no
50keyz: ewwww
Stormgod519: jeez
xantos69: Oh god. Alex had a family!
definenull: ewwwww
Izandai: Cityscape Leveler's trigger has a cast trigger.
Alas_Babylon: !card Cityscape Leveler
LRRbot: Cityscape Leveler [8] | Artifact Creature — Construct [8/8] | Trample / When you cast this spell and whenever Cityscape Leveler attacks, destroy up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a tapped Powerstone token. / Unearth {8}
TotallyNotaBeholder: Isn't city scape cast?
Alas_Babylon: Cityscape is a cast trigger
DapperKoala2: @DigitalSeahorse No, I can only see the words you're typing into the Twitch chat text box as long as you hit Enter.
Natedogg2: There is no trigger since the Leveler has a cast trigger.
irikaj: This is such a beating
Izandai: Someone please tell them Cityscape Leveler's ability is a cast trigger, that's very relevant here.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: that mountain is a lot like a cityscape paul
definenull: uh ohhh dumpyyy
Alex_Frostfire: Yeah, it's kinda like... passing priority. If both players pass, the effect ends.
Izandai: Thank you!
xantos69: Hey Yea! Now it is "JUST" and 8/8
Izandai: Well, it does also do the thing when it attacks.
A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, dumpieeeees
kimmiekoneko: smallest bean i've ever seen
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micalovits: Oh that wasn't COMPLETELY devestating
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: like, like rolling on the floor and stuff?
Alex_Frostfire: Abilities triggered by permanents entering during the resolution of that spell don't go on the stack until it's done, right?
TristalMTG: Nelly's deck is rad, I kinda want to build it
Izandai: Correct.
LRRbot: Lava Dart [R] | Instant | Lava Dart deals 1 damage to any target. / Flashback—Sacrifice a Mountain.
hidingbox: @Alex_Frostfire Correct
DigitalSeahorse: now I'm at ads cause my browser crashed
DigitalSeahorse: which was a short one thankfully
micalovits: Remember to draw a second card from bauble!
Natedogg2: Draw from Bauble?
superdude097: Oh yeah, Alex draws from Bauble
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy I'm back!
xantos69: This is correct Alex gets a draw from Bauble
LRRbot: Searing Spear [1R] | Instant | Searing Spear deals 3 damage to any target.
DapperKoala2: Let me Eureka a bunch of mana dorks :D
LRRbot: Firebolt [R] | Sorcery | Firebolt deals 2 damage to any target. / Flashback {4}{R}
Kejardon: Eureka, Agent of Treachery
cyclopsboi: yeah toast!
CeruledgeBlade: Manifesting a brick for Nelly and a bolt for Alex
DigitalSeahorse: dangit
A_Dub888: Juicy on main?
dzee_szed: All around the country coast to coast
50keyz: question - could alex have flashed back lava dart to kill it?
DigitalSeahorse: twitch pls
dzee_szed: People always say, what do you like most?
TristalMTG: @50keyz one short, I think
Izandai: @50keyz Yeah, that would've been enough.
50keyz: i thought the flashback would have also put a counter on it
TristalMTG: I don't know what the green card is base, does it have 2 power to start?
Izandai: Yeah
TristalMTG: thanks, then yeah, enough
micalovits: Just topdeck PoP
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
definenull: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyFastRoll he'll be rollin' round the mounains when he comes
definenull: that's an unfortunate draw
theamc2000: ty Nelly
EricTheOrange: Alex playing all the burn hits from my youth. I'm waiting for fireblast tocomplete the set
Stormgod519: Prestiege!
paulthemapguy: Presteej
TheDevil_Risen: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrSHINE
artacuno53: I drafted cityscape once in bro draft and it was impossible to lose
50keyz: GGs
kimmiekoneko: my love for you is like a truck
CeruledgeBlade: Presbeej
Krillin_fan: double prestige!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyClap vicksyClap vicksyClap
50keyz: losers bracket
Stormgod519: pffft
A_Dub888: MultiPals multifight
Alas_Babylon: @LoadingReadyRun Can you do Black multiple times?
cyclopsboi: purple pink blue
dzee_szed: @kimmiekoneko play Berserk on a Transformers card?
50keyz: oh man now i miss multipals thanks dub
Izandai: Now that's the real Jeskai Green.
definenull: overrun dot dec?
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo digita435Octo digita435Octo
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: !decks
Stormgod519: Its like All 5 color pips, but all but the green one are crossed out
Robot_Bones: an auspicious mulligan
Stormgod519: HMMMMMMM
TheDevil_Risen: BenBen i've not watched that yet!
TheDevil_Risen: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Fantusta: Imagine recording prerecorded content
cyclopsboi: serge saw a mox again
gualdhar: lewd
TheDevil_Risen: sergeFriend sergeSqueak sergePrideLove
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyStuck you've not washed that yet is what I heard
LRRbot: Guide of Souls [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life and get {E}. / Whenever you attack, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. When you do, put two +1/+1 counters and a flying counter on target attacking creature. It becomes an Angel in addition to its other types.
cyclopsboi: ben with the full wubrg
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Izandai: WHO
Izandai: WHOA
TheWriterAleph: ba pa pa da da
DigitalSeahorse: hahahahhahahah
definenull: SERGE
Stormgod519: Serge...
Izandai: Goddamn Serge
gualdhar: SERGE THIS IS A FAMILY STREAM
Voidhawk42: THE SNERGE RETURNS
TheDevil_Risen: Is she single? Kappa
paulthemapguy: lmao wasnt expecting that
Panda_sad: lrrWOW
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irikaj: Serge is feeling spicy
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dumbo3k: Did Snerge sneak into this match?
A_Dub888: SERGE
dm818: Serge villain arc?
xantos69: @gualdhar That has literally never been true
Alas_Babylon: !snerge
50keyz: wow. its serge after dark
klace26: is she baptised? Kappa
drrek0: Add a colorless symbol to him too then!
TheDevil_Risen: Serge channeling Adam arc :D Kappa
Kentosaurus: extra green pips for safety
A_Dub888: @xantos69 they at least try for mtg streams
paulthemapguy: Serge has an evil twin named Skerge
TheDevil_Risen: so many pips <3
Grinnin_Gin: it wins the game serge
Mazrae: is that serge playing or is that Snerge in disguise
irikaj: This is a family stream that started talking about the patreon CEO doing coke
LRRbot: Shadowy Backstreet | Land — Plains Swamp | Shadowy Backstreet enters tapped. / When Shadowy Backstreet enters, surveil 1.
micalovits: Very family friendly coke
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDinkDonk my dingalingus
raisins4life: the smash mouth quoting??
irikaj: Is doing pepsi ok
paulthemapguy: so much to do, so much to see
ThorSokar: And you buy cocaine on the backstreets, it all fits!
LRRbot: Vinereap Mentor [BG] | Creature — Squirrel Druid [3/2] | When Vinereap Mentor enters or dies, create a Food token.
DigitalSeahorse: a family of lines, long short and medium wide
50keyz: maybe he was just doing lines of cocaine bear, like a script reading
paulthemapguy: Squirrel Druid. he's gonna love your nuts
CeruledgeBlade: A bluey reddy
micalovits: Bens colours xD
micalovits: I love you Paul
Izandai: @paulthemapguy mattlrBlush
50keyz: that squirrel has great value on such a good body
lirazel64: Tsundere Falls
ChampBlankman: !decks
Izandai: God, please.
SkiaSymphonia: Watching people shuffle a whole lot? Yes, I have watched Pokemon tcg
Izandai: We're begging.
drrek0: What a magical week that was
Dmc3628: greatest week that was
Dmc3628: Junded fools
definenull: Gladiator without alchemy would slap
Izandai: Gladiator with Alchemy slaps.
xantos69: @definenull You have nailed the one reason I don't play Gladiator
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Given Magic in 2024, I'd say the Consider lands are Magic in 2028.
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDerp linHey foolishfools
Stormgod519: lol
Stormgod519: incoming!
Kentosaurus: Beeg Dungo
paulthemapguy: that's why they call it Initiative Socks
MrBevers: that's why they call them initiative socks?
Ujai321: i assume ben thought of this and decided against it, but just in case: Little JesGuys
MrBevers: @paulthemapguy you get it
LRRbot: Pippin, Warden of Isengard [BG] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Advisor [2/2] | Partner with Merry, Warden of Isengard / {1}, {T}: Create a Food token. / {T}, Sacrifice four Foods: Other creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
paulthemapguy: @MrBevers We know what's up
TheDevil_Risen: haha Alex
LRRbot: Merry, Warden of Isengard [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Advisor [1/4] | Partner with Pippin, Warden of Isengard / Whenever one or more artifacts you control enter, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink. This ability triggers only once each turn.
CeruledgeBlade: Should we add green back to Ben's colors since he has forests?
Voidhawk42: Pippin, Partner with Lebron
TheDevil_Risen: also *everything is forests when your part of the team*
irikaj: You can always fail to find to do psychic damage to your opponent
paulthemapguy: Ben should get all the pips of the energy cards from the Pokemon TCG just for good measure
LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
TheDevil_Risen: ^^^ and the lorcana pips
ckupf: Ben needs to take combat damage
CompleatedPinkie: The wind cries 'Merry...'
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Are you sure you wouldn't like to do doink donk doink donk?
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
irikaj: That was only twooooo
LRRbot: Tireless Provisioner [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a Food token or a Treasure token.
micalovits: Nono, 17 is right
irikaj: I missed the fury
raisins4life: 16 is definitely correct
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
micalovits: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
TristalMTG: That is a weird looking Wooded Foothills
TristalMTG: Pretty sick alter, if you ask me
Izandai: We all know what Serge's about.
Phrawger: serge is landblind confirmed
paulthemapguy: Flooted Strandhills
offbeatwitch: i always enjoy saying "that's a funny looking mountain" when my opponent misspeaks while playing a forest
LRRbot: Merry, Warden of Isengard [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Advisor [1/4] | Partner with Pippin, Warden of Isengard / Whenever one or more artifacts you control enter, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
McMenno: at least we know serge isn't an evil clone now
Stormgod519: The Mary you used to know?
bo_brinkman: Merry with the Good Feet
Ujai321: good choice of plains
LRRbot: Phlage, Titan of Fire's Fury [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Phlage enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Phlage enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / Escape—{R}{R}{W}{W}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
micalovits: That titan has a GUN!
DigitalSeahorse: linTrain oh I've got a cat train, but not a trained cat
paulthemapguy: Mother Merry comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: we're taking the hobbits to Isengard
LoadingReadyRun: Phlage the unfluchable
kumatsu: if your but is singing, talk to your doctor
GasCityGaming: A Major LEague references in 2024?
50keyz: GG ben ben
TheDevil_Risen: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrSHINE
hidingbox: I mean that would do it
irikaj: Well done Ben Ben!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: My corder?
ChampBlankman: Would someone who can be so kind as to hit the command for the decklists?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
code1300: I guess that shows that Serge is really the land player of the format
Juliamon: !decks
DoomCountDown: removal in our economy?
Izandai: Jesus fuck Alex.
dzee_szed: "Read a book! Get some class!" --Serge
Stormgod519: LUL
Izandai: And Ben.
TheDevil_Risen: SPICY!
ChampBlankman: 1000 thank you's!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCheer vicksyCheer vicksyCheer
paulthemapguy: Shreks gonna give it to ya
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
JRandomHacker: monke
Stormgod519: ay, Ragavan!!!
kumatsu: Monkey. So delicious.
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DoomCountDown: monke pirates
TheDevil_Risen: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
50keyz: tarfire?
DigitalSeahorse: linNom vicksyBanana
Izandai: monkey
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We played Jackal pup and liked it.
SnowBuddy18: Ook ook
Izandai: Monkey
Izandai: Monkey!
Izandai: MONKEY
Kentosaurus: monke
Izandai: MONKEY!!!
TheDevil_Risen: wheelerBanana wheelerPeel wheelerOok
thraximore: wheelerRagavan
kumatsu: but Murder isn't in your colors
DoomCountDown: pattyMonkey
LRRbot: Flowering of the White Tree [WW] | Legendary Enchantment | Legendary creatures you control get +2/+1 and have ward {1}. / Nonlegendary creatures you control get +1/+1.
dzee_szed: DID we like Jackal Pup? Did we really?
Stormgod519: holy moly
Izandai: oh jesus
JRandomHacker: _big_ monke
Izandai: swol monkey
micalovits: Monke
Stormgod519: Das a beeg monke
50keyz: oh that card is so nice
TheDevil_Risen: BEEG MONKEY!
Krillin_fan: beeg monke
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBanana voxlunGeiger voxlunRad banana equivalent dose
TheWriterAleph: m o n k e
paulthemapguy: Ben is a mouthpiece of the Order of the Monkey
Veraphage: chunky
LRRbot: Deeproot Champion [1G] | Creature — Merfolk Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Deeproot Champion.
squ3e: "The monkey becomes a bigger, worse problem"
Fanklok: You know it's illegal to do that to a person Ben
Mai_Andra: ♫ up in a tree ♫ i[ in a tree ♫
CharredSpark: and in our darkest hour, the monkey grew
Izandai: Oh excellently done, Ben. Bravo.
paulthemapguy: WTF the rhymes are SO GOOD
dzee_szed: 🎵🎵🎵
TheDevil_Risen: That was good improv BenBen <3
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBreakdance vicksyFastRoll vicksyBanana
50keyz: ben on fire
irikaj: That was top class
Kaaannaaa: new crapshots when?
TheDevil_Risen: seabatOAK lrrSHINE seabatOAK
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
DigitalSeahorse: swing in the tree
squ3e: My man spittin
Walla_tv: that art is a statue ya
paulthemapguy: those monkey rhymes where prime, mate
paulthemapguy: were*
DigitalSeahorse: paulthemapguy vicksyLUL
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When Ranger-Captain of Eos enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice Ranger-Captain of Eos: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
LRRbot: Esper Sentinel [W] | Artifact Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is Esper Sentinel's power.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCope hrk
TristalMTG: Esper Sentinel with Flowering is pretty gross
LRRbot: Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student [U] (back: Tamiyo, Seasoned Scholar) | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [0/3] | Flying / Whenever Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student attacks, investigate. / When you draw your third card in a turn, exile Tamiyo, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
Izandai: Tamio is ANGY
Dread_Pirate_Westley: First time each turn.
micalovits: Only the First one
DapperKoala2: "Serge, we were talking about Flowering" oh
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRoll rumblebleble
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Does Alex pay the 2?
LRRbot: Monastery Swiftspear [R] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Haste / Prowess
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trample until end of turn. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until your next end step.
TheDevil_Risen: Brother!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyJam
Dog_of_Myth: But what about a proper donnybrook?
50keyz: LUL
Walla_tv: unga bunga fight
Izandai: Having a right donnie brook are ye bud?
Stormgod519: ooo
Stormgod519: the elf!
DigitalSeahorse: oof vicksyDed
Fantusta: me too, alex, me too
DigitalSeahorse: Ben getting a clue
Natedogg2: Ben is clueless?
dumbo3k: I appreciate the Squeeky shoe ASMR
code1300: Is it on the back of your treasure?
goombalax: losing that Boseiju is so bad against flowering
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." / II — You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: You say Inti, and I say he int.
LRRbot: Forbidden Friendship [1R] | Sorcery | Create a 1/1 red Dinosaur creature token with haste and a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyCheer
Izandai: Oh I love Manageorge so much.
Izandai: Such a classic.
Stormgod519: hmmmmm
TheDevil_Risen: sergeGG lrrAWESOME sergeGG
thedepthandbreadthofseth: !card managorg
LRRbot: Did you mean: Managorger Hydra; Managorger Phoenix
paulthemapguy: That really did escalate quickly
dumbo3k: Then we turn it into a Commander battle
Stormgod519: errbody
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeadbang vicksyClap vicksyHeadbang
thedepthandbreadthofseth: !card Managorger Hydra
LRRbot: Managorger Hydra [2G] | Creature — Hydra [1/1] | Trample / Whenever a player casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Managorger Hydra.
MichaelSnowbird: participation trophys for all
DapperKoala2: Well, as the Premier Lands Pilot of the Format, Serge would know a lands deck when he sees it.
Fruan: Manaless dredge in the corner, crying
Stormgod519: or pay $50
Stormgod519: 3 doubles in a row = jail
MichaelSnowbird: Hell. chat gets participation trophys too
Krillin_fan: believe it or not? jail.
dumbo3k: When you are in Jail, you don't have to pay anyone Rent!
Mazrae: 3x go to jail and not pay rent
Izandai: In the late game of Monopoly you do actually want to stay in jail, because you get to collect rent but you never have to pay any.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Izandai I thought in the late game of monopoly, you wanted to die.
micalovits: Thats just the entire game of Monopoly
AstronauticalBoy: Naive question What is this format?
oakmilkcharlotte: are they playing vintage/legacy?
Juliamon: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit http://www.canadianhighlander.ca for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLo76slMBAQ . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
Izandai: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Depends on if you're playing with the terrible house rules that make the game last way longer than it was ever meant to or not.
Teslamat: @oakmilkcharlotte Canadian highlander
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
oakmilkcharlotte: @Teslamat thanks <3
ProcyonFlynn: Monopoly is supposed to be miserable, that's the moral of the game.
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Virtue of Loyalty // Ardenvale Fealty | Virtue of Loyalty [3WW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Untap those creatures. // Ardenvale Fealty [1W] | Instant — Adventure | Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When Ranger-Captain of Eos enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice Ranger-Captain of Eos: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
micalovits: What is this disgusting double mox draw Ben?
InfiniTokens: People say they monkey around
Natedogg2: Hey hey he's a monkey / people say he monkey's around.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyAngy Alex at the monkey
dzee_szed: But he's too busy swinging / to slap any instants down
micalovits: I still like the mana denial over maybe holding it back
LRRbot: Sylvan Scrying [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
TheDevil_Risen: Ancient Tomb *Rainbow Hand Motion*
Grinnin_Gin: ben the living herald of 5 color jeskai
Robot_Bones: Toombies
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyLUL
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
LRRbot: Gut, True Soul Zealot [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. If you do, create a 4/1 black Skeleton creature token with menace that's tapped and attacking. / Choose a Background
xantos69: Well, both teams played hard.
TheDevil_Risen: ooo CLB card!
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
TheDevil_Risen: hey Mum!
MechaKuuga: Still worth
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
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DapperKoala2: Everyone prestiged!
kumatsu: crowns for everyone but Serge!
DigitalSeahorse: linMM linMM linMM
Stormgod519: EVERYONE got a prestige!!!
micalovits: Everyone important gets a crown!
micalovits: (Sorry Serge, love you <3)
TheDevil_Risen: aww poor serge!
TheDevil_Risen: <3
TheWriterAleph: yay serge!
Stormgod519: hi Sergey boy
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBless
goombalax: Serge is a champ for toughing it out
Stormgod519: i hope youre doing fine
ipoddodd: it's arm hurty! Like tooth hurty but not a bad joke
MichaelSnowbird: Thanks for the stream
DigitalSeahorse: no take ME home
calculated_uncertainties: Cheer100
xantos69: Cheer50 Thanks much for the stream! Happy to see these 4 fine folks.
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Nigouki: Patreon is wired directly to the lights fuse box
Commodore_Perry_GG: bold button
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPrider vicksyRave vicksyDinkDonk vicksyClap
InfiniTokens: @drrek0 Twice on a good day!
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahaha
Stormgod519: Who nailed you?!?
Stormgod519: ribbit?
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Stormgod519: lol
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeart digita435LOVE vicksyGasm vicksyPet linLove
MichaelSnowbird: Hope Angel is there to terrorize Wheeler
Stormgod519: Im happy to have that day off, since my family is gathering tomorrow, so i wont miss anything
definenull: Sponsled!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The kids aren't there. It's still like a day off.
MichaelSnowbird: nice
Fantusta: As a teacher....... yyyyyeah
50keyz: thanks for an awesome stream everyone!
KeytarCat: Sponsouled stream!
Stormgod519: oh right
MichaelSnowbird: Call of Duty- Bullet Dance
Stormgod519: and imma miss it because it's my last week of classes D:
Robot_Bones: while wearing landos pants
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
definenull: Bnuuy?
DigitalSeahorse: I thought it was pig
Fantusta: Is frog just small horse?
betweenmyself: HypeLol
definenull: Just a little bit
GreatSacrificer: or in Québécois, garnouille.
DigitalSeahorse: oh wait pig is couchon
50keyz: or in pokemon greninja
Stormgod519: James did one solo
ProcyonFlynn: :D James was there last week!
Stormgod519: but yeah, it's been a bit
DigitalSeahorse: resistor.jpg
TheDevil_Risen: it's been amusing to watch <3
SkiaSymphonia: yay
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy WandP
MichaelSnowbird: sounds terrific
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ Website: https://www.alexsteacy.com/ | Home stream: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexsteacy
Stormgod519: choo choooo!
InfiniTokens: Is there a ROFLKai?
DigitalSeahorse: see Alex's website for stuff he's scheduled in specifically
Skye_Stryke: Looking at the schedule, what's with the 7 hour LRR MTG next week?
Commodore_Perry_GG: amazonTasteTheRainbow
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeart digita435LOVE vicksyHeart
CrossXhunteR: perfect time to get home from FNM draft (went 2-1)
TheDevil_Risen: Thank you!@!!
TheDevil_Risen: <3
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDance vicksyTail linMM vicksyTail byeeeeeee
DigitalSeahorse: and hello again ads
Stormgod519: aight, gn everyone
Stormgod519: take care