Not a Drop to Drink Series 3 Ep5 || Dice Friends

 SmithKurosaki: HYPE
 Brozard: Looking for some fun as I work late
OVERKiLL!: 🩸🩸
 korvys: 
 SnackPak_:   
 Brozard: Let's goooo
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DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on DICE FRIENDS! | Let's slap on down to the table and see what consequences befall our coterie tonight on Not a Drop to Drink S3E5 ~A Tale of Vancouver Island by Night! | Tune in at: https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hkwpZWdp0c | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113586147094571503
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geckoinasuit: i pause too much to be able to watch live but i am here to say it is time to thrink
 MyrddintheWizard: This is my excited face!
  TheGreenMonster450: show me your kindred face !
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Heather
 korvys: Between all the Memoria, and trying to and failing to relisten to the 4 last episodes, I can't actually remember what happened in ep4
dabudder: I finally caught up, I'm so excited to catch an episode live!!!!
 SnackPak_: mostly that slap from last episode
Ignatiuspants: I'm always here to 3rink
geckoinasuit: that slap
 Brozard: How Quinn's gonna react to Oliver's decisions
  Juliamon: thrinking about my abundance of hunger dice
 ShaneLeeAtk: A long, deep thrink
  Sarah_Serinde: I just finished rewatching last week's episode
  ritchards: Time for the adventures of Slapothy!
 MyrddintheWizard: No Thinking, just vibes
 lirazel64: Those Memoria were terrific! That's what I thrink.
dabudder: im so excited for oliver to actually do something
 MyrddintheWizard: *thrinking
  Sarah_Serinde: but also my friend brought up Pocket Camp earlier today so now I'm thinking about that even though I wasn't planning to pick it back up
dabudder: *obviously hes already done stuff but like. yall get what im saying
 LionelVT: Thrink *is* a vibe
 iris_of_ether: Just in time to listen during my commute   
DaxStrife: Don't Thrink and Vibe.
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geckoinasuit: thrink thrink thrink thrink (i am gonna be so sad when this chronicle is done)
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Ignatiuspants: no thrinks, head (and arteries) empty
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 tyrsredritehand:   
 PharaohBender27: WHAT UP FANGSTERS!   
 korvys: Time for the TPK (Toreador Primogen KO)
 geckoinasuit: thrinking about how to bully my friends into playing vtm with me
 Brozard: oh nuts, now I want to make a drink
 Diabore: TPK!
 LionelVT: Something tells me you already know what's happened as a result of thrinking and vibing
 KaleidoscopeMind: fivenale time!
TheInferno390: Howdy Fangsters!
 Diabore: secret heather!
dabudder: SECRET PODCAST!
 SnackPak_: plenty of time
 Brozard: Probably 5 minutes
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dabudder: omg ive heard about it in whispers, but this is the first time ive heard the secret podcast
 SmithKurosaki: sup over
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 Omthebox: I already ran today. No more run
 AriaHibiki: o/
 A_Dub888: Chat, over/under on Oliver turning into a bat today?
Ignatiuspants: in the spirit of this show, I have not a drop to drink
f_zoe_blackheart: Oh heck
 Nigouki: My expectations for this episode: Quick recap. Roll for initiative. Ballroom Blitz starts playing. TPK before the song is over.
 Brozard: gotta make them more special
  Sarah_Serinde: I think everyone else cares more about Oliver turning into a bat than Oliver cares about turning into a bat
dabudder: toreador doing toreador things
 LionelVT: Didn't Tripothy already leave the dance floor?
 cyclopsboi: secret podcast through the commercials secret secret podcast
 singinnonsense: Time for more  monsters ?
 geckoinasuit: jessica slapped the mustache wax off
JacobBurgessVO: What a goblin
 Brozard: Oh, I meant in regards to doing them less often
 Nigouki: hallo
 LionelVT: She sure did
 SnackPak_: 
Rasaella: Fangs Up
dabudder: fang gang fang gang
 geckoinasuit: a wild jacob appeared
Rasaella: Fangsgiving?
 korvys: Fangatics
Ignatiuspants: fangs for the memories
SaxPython:   
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Fangk you for being here.
JacobBurgessVO: Fangnatics?
 SnackPak_: nah, you nailed it
 A_Dub888: @Sarah_Serinde True, Oliver's past few months haven't exactly been smooth sailing
Ignatiuspants: fangirls
 mercano82: it’s not our fault we have a longer growing season.
JacobBurgessVO: *nomnomnom*
 korvys: 
 A_Dub888: smirking??
  Sarah_Serinde:  lurkers
 shendaras: 
Oscelot: o/ I join from my phone on the drive home (I’m not driving) but I’m here
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TheInferno390: We're in absolute awe at Silas Reed, that's where we're at
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Rasaella: Thrinkers
 geckoinasuit: wait this is the finale???
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Fang-nale?
 geckoinasuit: noooooo
dabudder: the stakes are getting deeper (into peoples hearts)
Ignatiuspants: it's the grand fivenale
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Soon to be a Tale of Vancouver at night, possibly.
 Julian_Rogue: The Penta-Ultimate?
 type_variable: everyone works for monica (as ghosts) (congratulatory)
  Sarah_Serinde: (it's a running joke, every episode *could* be the finale)
 LionelVT: Thrink, Thrink, Thrink, Thrink, Teeth, Teeth, Teeth, Teeth
JacobBurgessVO: I don't know if I can run a less than billion episode gane
 korvys: You keep saying it's the, and people trust you, Heather (for some reason)
Rasaella: Don't picnic
 Twilight_Spark: 
cavvdor: Bite Hype
 iamzensballs: @TotallyNotaBeholder Sounds like a vampire guest starring on The Sopranos.
  Sarah_Serinde: Also you can see a number of episodes on the schedule if you go look
SetraLynn:  
DentedPockets: Heather would never lie to us!
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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 iris_of_ether: Sixclusion
 MyrddintheWizard: 
 spethycakes:  
NimrodXIV: this is not the house of lies
 gualdhar: you
dabudder: you have a trustworthy face
JacobBurgessVO: Because you're on the TV
 LionelVT: Y'know what, if ever there were a time for the teeth chant
 PharaohBender27: Because you are powerful!
 geckoinasuit: to be fair this is my first live dice friends
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
 LionelVT: This would be it
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Who said we trust you?
 gualdhar: you're the only trustworthy member of LRR
 SnackPak_: 6th episode is back on
 mercano82: not in a row, there was a week off spent wandering the desert.
SetraLynn: Bite club!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Oh, no! It's the finale!
 Twilight_Spark: Haven't let the beast take my humanity yet, but y'know the lies are slowly chipping away at it 
 A_Dub888: @JacobBurgessVO but I'm watching on a computer
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f_zoe_blackheart: Hi Heather!
 spethycakes: We can still have our TPK this week and the finale next week
 LionelVT: @gualdhar Just imagining the world where that's true is...really something lol
 singinnonsense: the calendar says there's at least 8 episode
 PharaohBender27: !chat
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 Julian_Rogue: Hi we're personofied ADHD
 RealGamerCow: *jingles keys*
JacobBurgessVO: @gualdhar Oi!
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 lirazel64: We listen because you're the only one here...
 cyclopsboi: distracting *waves*
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JacobBurgessVO: Nah, good point
Lysander_salamander: hooray for having a face!
 tenthtechpriest: you think we trust you?
  Sarah_Serinde: Also go check out the bonus Memoriams that went up on the LRRTT channel last week if you haven't yet
Oscelot: ^^^
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: One Heather always lies. There is second Heather.
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 Dread_Pirate_Westley: *no second Heather
Ignatiuspants: the bonus host segments make watching on Twitch worth it
JacobBurgessVO: We recap every episode
cavvdor: Also a wild and wonderful place to jump in
 PharaohBender27: A  happened
 korvys: 4 Memoria have made my memory of ep4... fuzzy
 Cinominn: those memoriams were cool as heck
  Sarah_Serinde: They are all very good
 Julian_Rogue: I've never watched any of your content before  whomst is a vamprie?
 gibbousm: Oliver does something cringe?
Oscelot: pffft
 AriaHibiki: the memoriums are wonderful! ty for them 
 A_Dub888: @Cinominn you're cool as heck
 korvys: There were 5 episodes this week
  corianderd: true
Oscelot: a complete mystery, Heather.
 PharaohBender27: Also, if you haven't seen the memoriams, be forewarned: Jordan went *through some stuff*
 Twilight_Spark: RIP in pepperonis.
 Cinominn: @A_Dub888 aww thanks, you are too
  TheGreenMonster450: Tripothy Party Kill
 DeM0nFiRe: Jessica died off stream in a parkour accident :'(
 Julian_Rogue: @gibbousm that statement is redundant
 LionelVT: I feel like if you did have Obfuscate, we wouldn't be able to tell
 cyclopsboi: heather has been replaced by john cena
Ignatiuspants: no more Jessica??  the AnarchyChess people win...
 airylan: the Memoria were great episodes.
Oscelot: we gotta teach you the hand signal for vampire larp for hidden, Heather
 A_Dub888: @Cinominn that's a lie but I admire your optimism
  ritchards: all fangastic people
 Seabats: I am here
 loufghyslaufey: You were in the NADTD campaign & were off'd by the DM? Eventually?
 MyrddintheWizard: 
 Lobo_Apache: We still have like 30 more minutes
 goombalax: lets chill for another hour
andreagustafson: Bite Club time!
 Nigouki: fair
SaxPython: I love Jordynne's live edits
 geckoinasuit: an adam!
 Brozard: Fangs up!
JacobBurgessVO: Bye!
 RealGamerCow: I'
JacobBurgessVO: Let's go!
dabudder: @Seabats no. we're here.
 KaleidoscopeMind: a yacht?
OVERKiLL!: 🔧💙 Yo @SmithKurosaki how You BE!
PharaohBender27: WHAT UP FANGSTERS
Lex: time to flap on down to behind the blood bank for bite club
OVERKiLL!: VvV
 SmithKurosaki: Still kicking, having fingies and fries for dinner
OVERKiLL!: word up, just got off work eating a full spread of random
Lex: c'mooon technology, work, let me just watch on my switch whilst chatting on my phone
Aidan Cox: I've got a reheated stuffed pepper and corn chips for my dinner, here
Naroketh: This is the place where we talk about bite club, right?
Aidan Cox: and apparently what we have for dinner
Aidan Cox: yes
Eepy Alice: I had nuggies and fries
 amative1: standby loud noise
Dandelion V: Greetings, Programs.
James Norman: Pastie after some beers ready for ndtd
 SmithKurosaki: @Eepy Alice Sup fellow chicken consumer
 Sarah: oh I'm gonna get in on the food talk, I made yaki-udon for dinner :3
James Norman: Ads never been this hype
Lex: loud noise? copy that, dropping IEM volume
 SmithKurosaki: RIP headphone users (also me)
Dandelion V: Chicken tikka masala with brown rice
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 tenthtechpriest: ESPORTS!
 korvys: LOL
 RealGamerCow: I'm trying to remember if I finished ep4
SaxPython: 
 Nigouki: FUK
  corianderd: i love yacht
 Twilight_Spark: Same.
 type_variable: BOAT
 LionelVT: ESPORTS
  Sarah_Serinde: @RealGamerCow did you see Tripothy?
 A_Dub888: @dabudder comrade
 KaleidoscopeMind: but a yacht is a boat. on water. in the ocean. the big scary ocean
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 Julian_Rogue: 2 hour episode friends
 josh___something: Jessica's time with T-Buck has changed her
Oscelot: @jacobburgessvo *vibrates*
JacobBurgessVO: It's me!
 Nigouki: camping episode done time for BEACH EPISODE
 spethycakes: It's a yacht to think about
 Brozard: eSports? Oh no, is it a gamer cruise?
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 Melfina__: yacht? isn't the water full of spoopy things in this world?
 RealGamerCow: @Sarah_Serinde yes! "We went camping!"
 Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO Am you!
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 xantos69: If anybody ever offers that you join them on their yacht, you say yes.  No matter how dubious they may seem.
 Nigouki: also time for poop monster in the boat's compost toilet
 type_variable: vamps playing lol from international waters to compete
 LiveFaust: Hey, yes backwards-chair-in-spirit @jacobburgessvo !
 LionelVT: @Brozard No, Cameron was entirely too right about what his letter would turn into
 A_Dub888: @Brozard sponsored by Red Bull
  Sarah_Serinde: @RealGamerCow Then as long as you remember what Jessica did after he freaked out, you finished it 
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 spethycakes: a group of kindred isolated in open water doesn't seem risky in the slightest
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  corianderd: @LoadingReadyRun pls move mouse cursor off the video player
Metric_Furlong: well, I have tomorrow off, so time to stay up way too late watching some people pretend to be vampires
 Cinominn: heather out here trolling with the mouse i see
tezzatipoca: Yay first time catching live!
 geckoinasuit: i abandoned starting rogue trader for this lmao
 Twilight_Spark: 
dabudder: @spethycakes if they roll a messy crit at least theres a splash zone
 Strebenherz: Bite club
 KaleidoscopeMind: the mouse just wants to been seen
 keysaunt: The intro music goes harder every single time, it is such a banger
  corianderd: thx
 korvys: @Metric_Furlong I've stayed up for worse reasons
Orxolon: yeah!,more vamps
 JadedCynic: ahhhh, Ryan Ike's glorious theme....
tezzatipoca: NADTD has been keeping me going 🧛🏻‍♀️❤️🩸
 josh___something: The theme is such a banger
Metric_Furlong: @korvys as have I, to be fair
andreagustafson: Caught up on the show last night.  Excited to catch the last one live!
 A_Dub888: @JadedCynic you're glorious
 JadedCynic: makes the hair stand on end 
 josh___something: I don't think I have the willpower to skip it on rewatches
 type_variable: bandaid?!
 Julian_Rogue: Oh no Jacob has a booboo 
  Seabats: @AnAnonymousGifter who the fuck
DaxStrife: Who hurt Jacob?!
 UltraVioletVodoo: why does jacob have bandaid
 AriaHibiki: oh no! are you okie jacob?!
 Omthebox: I hope past Jacob won his fight
Oscelot: Ryan is both a good bean and. good composer
 keysaunt: What happened?! Who hurt you? :'(
 tenthtechpriest: humble?
JacobBurgessVO: I had a boo boo
 DeM0nFiRe: Jacob got so in character for Quinn he wore a bandaid for Quinn's wounds
 PharaohBender27: 
  ritchards: each more humble and amazing than the last!
 Strebenherz: Werewolf encounter
 Nigouki: *human noises*
 josh___something: Who hurt da boi, I'll STAB EM? D:<
JacobBurgessVO: It's a pokemon Band-Aid
  Sarah_Serinde: nice
 Julian_Rogue: *Mouth sounds*
 korvys: Splood Sorcerer
 KaleidoscopeMind: perfectly human noises
 DeM0nFiRe: Good choice
 SnackPak_: @JacobBurgessVO 
Oscelot: @jacobburgessvo excellent choice
 Omthebox: Whows that pokemo
 gualdhar: oh right, Silas and Oliver can talk to each other about Mary Magdeline now
 LionelVT: @DeM0nFiRe Clearly this isn't any sort of omen towards Quinn's fate
 sheqesi: Piccachu
 A_Dub888: !card beast within
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SetraLynn: Silas is an extremely good boy who has done no wrong.
tezzatipoca: rockin the pokemon
 Strebenherz: A+ pokemon bandaid
 LiveFaust: Gotta mend 'em all.
 Julian_Rogue: The beast within the beast without. We all crave what we can not court
Master_Gunner: Silas "Tried to kill Bloody Mary with a telescope" Reed
grander_pastures: Here we goooooo
  Sarah_Serinde: 
dabudder: i like the idea of the beast being a seperate gender from the kindred
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BombasticStormyEggnogGingerPower-ZittWdUmbCvGDuTl
dabudder: thats kinda based
 JadedCynic: Jess-Jess is standing up for herself 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  ritchards: feel not the beast least the beast feels back
 Julian_Rogue: @dabudder Transpire!
ghyllnox: @Master_Gunner It wasn't an awful plan, just, y'know
grander_pastures: I can only watch for a bit rn, but you better believe I'm watching this after the gym
 LilyOfTheVeil666: 
Oscelot: I love your shirt this session @corianderd
 LionelVT: @Master_Gunner Galaxy brain strat tbh /pun
 Nigouki: with a kitty!
Lysander_salamander: extremely messy rockstar relationship
  corianderd: @Oscelot TY
SaxPython:   
nekobun: oliver "cat daddy" tyndall
tezzatipoca: Last ep was so epic
 tenthtechpriest: many such cases
dabudder: @Julian_Rogue portmanteu so hard you accidentally just made a real word
tezzatipoca: Oliver makin big moves
 DeM0nFiRe: @Julian_Rogue I dont think anywhere in VtM lore does it specifically say that the beast isn't a Trill symbiont
Oscelot: does Oliver EVER know the dhitstorm he’s walked into? XD
 PharaohBender27: That, OR he's playing 5D chess 
 sheqesi: He has so many dots in Politics, he knows...
ghyllnox: Jess: Don't accept any deals, think it over Oliver: So I'm working for necromancers now
ForOhForError: @LionelVT only solar system brain sadly. A galaxy brain plan might have worked :V
 DeM0nFiRe: @DeM0nFiRe RIP I replied to the wrong comment
 Julian_Rogue: @dabudder OH. crap. yea I did. didn't I. whoops
  Sarah_Serinde: the "you're going to be digging up bodies" didn't tip Oliver off about how this might be received? 
dabudder: the memoriams have gone so hard, definitely chack em out
 Gekyouryuu: I feel like a bad person for always hearing people's pronouns and immediately thinking of humorous examples, like Jesus' being He/Hymn, or a mermaid's being Sea/Her
sblue333: Oh yeahh didn't have a chance to watch those yet
 tenthtechpriest: those go SO HARD
 singinnonsense: who could have thought Oliver would be at the center of a power struggle
tezzatipoca: Memoriams so good 👌🤌❤️🩸🧛🏻‍♀️
 geckoinasuit: in before oliver is secretly the prince of vancouver
 JadedCynic: 'memoriams' - not memoriALs
 Omthebox: One context please
 LionelVT: @ForOhForError y'know what, you're so right
  Sarah_Serinde: But then I guess that's just more "well I guess this is how things are, nobody tells me these things"
 ContingentCat: they're so good
 SnackPak_: so many things
 RealGamerCow: Oliver saying Yes to Monica may be the spark that blows up the powder keg
TheInferno390: So many things
 Julian_Rogue: OMG its a pokemans bandaid
cavvdor: Oliver doesn't know what declaring praxis means and just thought he'd try
 type_variable: one day silas finally bloodwalks oliver and its Siegfried
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
Rasaella: rip
 JadedCynic: @geckoinasuit ...not Siegfried, but the NEXT prince of Vancouver...soon...
SaxPython: Too Sus
 cyclopsboi: there was a curb your enthusiasm stare from jacob there
adept_nekomancer: Seems very sus
 Mr_Whyt: somebody got SLAPPED
 Nigouki: allegedly
SaxPython: @adept_nekomancer 
nekobun: less than dead
 LionelVT: Wasn't his name Ziegfried? Or am I misremembering? Lol
 JadedCynic: horcrux?
cavvdor: I'm late to this but the Gengar plaster is wonderful
Oscelot: Eh heh heh heh heh.. *rubs hands together*
 geckoinasuit: do you think that there's laptops to play among us at elysium
  ritchards: I keep thinking Sydney Australia
PharaohBender27: Twitch version has started
DuctTapeBanditJ: never been on time for a YouTube premier. Neat
 SmithKurosaki: welcome in :))
DuctTapeBanditJ: thank you. I have to dip out shortly though.
OVERKiLL!: 🎲💜
 SmithKurosaki: @DuctTapeBanditJ Maybe you can stick around next week :)
OVERKiLL!: Hit the DROP 🩸
Lex: love that music.
DuctTapeBanditJ: @SmithKurosaki I hope to
 Simriel: I didn't forget this was on <.< >.>
Tim Sargent: who hurt you Jacob?
 Sarah: It's a little booboo, Jacob is fine
 Sarah: also he says it's a pokemon bandaid if you're wondering
Lex: Cool choice of bandaid!
 SmithKurosaki: Indeed
 Simriel: Silas am ver smort
 SmithKurosaki: @Simriel You're just saying that :p
Random Factor: What up bite club?
 Simriel: I mean he has a Job now :p
 Simriel: yeeeah
Lex: Oliver is the goodest. He's even got the best cat.
 SmithKurosaki: @Random Factor Hype for [redacted] club
Lysander_salamander: Part of me wants a link-up with the scifi horror movie Life Force, where vampires are like, drones of an organic space ship.  And Gahenna is the ship returning and harvesting fuel from the planet.
 JadedCynic: @LionelVT oh, I've never seen it written
  LunarJade: nothing bad happened last time..: everything is fine..
tezzatipoca: Not me reading white wolf wiki all day at work
 Julian_Rogue: @geckoinasuit Yes but its the shitty fortnight kind
nekobun: so long as everyone's bussing around, SOMEONE is gonna find out
 PharaohBender27: 
 geckoinasuit: getting absolutely dominated by a toreador building perfect structures in fortnite
 LionelVT: @JadedCynic That was always how I'd interpreted the pronunciation as I'd heard it, but me neither 
tezzatipoca: @lysander_salamander i love it
Oscelot: Never... never the ocean...
tezzatipoca: i want to see what's in the ocean
 loufghyslaufey: Cool
cavvdor: Some have a running water thing but it's rare
Oscelot: Not kindred, just Jacob l)
 korvys: And moose
Oscelot: 
 loufghyslaufey: Whales, killer
 Diabore: its fine, killer whales only attack yachts
 Nigouki: just oozy sediment
 LionelVT: One does not simply walk into Vancouver
dabudder: yeah you would get actively torn up by the waters right
 SnackPak_: 
 A_Dub888: eyyyy
 tenthtechpriest: TRUE
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Twilight_Spark: haHAA
Oscelot: Pfffft
Metric_Furlong: Jacob.
 josh___something: SIR
 Julian_Rogue: JACOB
 Strebenherz: Pfffffffffft
Oscelot: JACOB
 Nigouki: PFFFFFFFFFT
 gualdhar: wow
 PharaohBender27: Jacob!
Astramentha: WOW
 neisan2112: LMAO
 KaleidoscopeMind: JACAB
 geckoinasuit: jacob i spit my tea out
 ContingentCat: orcas are too busy attacking yaghts
  LunarJade: lol
 Gekyouryuu: 
 LiveFaust:  
Rasaella: Wow that one took me a second, well played Jacob
 sheqesi: Lol
Oscelot: @geckoinasuit *passes over a napkin*
 Mr_Whyt: dirty
 Julian_Rogue: @ContingentCat OH NO THE FORSHADOWING
Lysander_salamander: Isn't there an entire sub-group of Gangrel that are sea-borne?
 loufghyslaufey: From Wales I reckon, chat?    
 JadedCynic: the Strait does have a bottom, but it's much deeper than places where causeways have been built, and it's very unstable and sandy and thus not good to build on/in
 LiveFaust: With a straight (heh) face even.
cavvdor: Yep, ocean Gangrel are a thing
 geckoinasuit: one vampire didn't wanna get their shoes wet
 Omthebox: Splash Art, you could say
  LunarJade: it’s just some water nbd
 RealGamerCow: so much fish poop.
DaxStrife: Some vamp saw "Pirates of the Carribbean" and wanted to try walking under the sea, and everyone had to stop them.
sblue333: didn't Silas jump off the ferry in series 1 or am I misremembering
 ContingentCat: "things"
SaxPython: Wait. We know normal human blood pressure. What is "normal" vitae pressure? Does Vitae spurt out on a big cut
adept_nekomancer: Just a very large planet-sized fish tank.
 Strebenherz: Slap
 JadedCynic: bury the lede, Jess-Jess 
Metric_Furlong: @sblue333 I think you're misremembering
Oscelot: Slapping her *sire* at that
 Nigouki: ok now I'm curious about in-universe durability of vampires vs maximum depth tolerated
 LionelVT: @sblue333 He looked into the water and considered it, as sort of a call of the void
  Sarah_Serinde: @sblue333 He definitely did not
 Julian_Rogue: The slap heard round the world
 LionelVT: iirc
 singinnonsense: if vampires, werewolves and wizards are real ... who knows what lies under the sea
 JadedCynic: @Oscelot whom is on the Pimogen Council
Oscelot: @Metric_Furlong He was already waiting by the ferry next to some motorcycles
SaxPython: Retin-who?
Oscelot: @JadedCynic Yeeeeah
  LunarJade: “good news”
 Julian_Rogue: @singinnonsense Aliens
  Sarah_Serinde: @Oscelot We saw Silas on the ferry in the first episode
 kynelwynn: @Nigouki Probably some kind of stamina roll orj just taking bashing damage every turn
 JadedCynic: @singinnonsense White Wolf Games knew, and look what happened to them
 sheqesi: The memorials this week have been absolutely fantastic and I love them all!
 SnackPak_: dang
 RealGamerCow: And Oliver!
Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde Hmm, that's odd. Guess I already mucked it up from my rewatch a few weeks ago
 geckoinasuit: wait theo is a primogen?
ghyllnox: And Oliver helped!
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Mai_Andra: twitch playing a "Nosferatu" ad in front of this...
Oscelot: @Mai_Andra Beautiful
 PharaohBender27: @Mai_Andra 
 tenthtechpriest: MOST of them are
 JadedCynic: so many power players going on here...
Oscelot: "Here's how you don't die in other courts. Have fun kids! *yeet*"
 KaleidoscopeMind: boss's boss
 LilyOfTheVeil666: @geckoinasuit Yup
 JadedCynic: YUP; *exactly* that
 ContingentCat: lol yup
Metric_Furlong: powers plays? in Vampire the Masquerade?! 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
cavvdor: Stakes made of majestic Douglas Firs
dabudder: that was the most metal thing thats happened in this entire series
 LionelVT: Not so much missed as had his gun jam
 A_Dub888: Silas "I came at the queen and missed!" Reed
  Sarah_Serinde: Silas did science
 geckoinasuit: silas really committed
adept_nekomancer: Science happened.
dabudder: it was doomed from the beginning but like. it was such a sick idea
 LionelVT: Science did happen, and I respect that
 JadedCynic: tried to trap a ghost/demon inside a a reflector telecscope....it didn't work
SaxPython: "I came at the queen and missed" is Beautiful
cavvdor: It was suuuch a good idea and scene
  Sarah_Serinde: I loved that concept
ghyllnox: Turns out the lady who's messing with your head appears psychically, not physically
Oscelot: I've never tried it, but some kids at one of my classes did. I also had the same strat as Heather lol
  Sarah_Serinde: one way or the other, not too long 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DistinctElegantLatteMcaT-p2YAsad9CgIgHu5W
 geckoinasuit: i was genuinely like "if jacob lets her burn i cannot wait to see why"
 tenthtechpriest: "freedom"
OVERKiLL!: VvV Thrinkers VvV
 Sarah: v—v
 Simriel: They haven't put a single thing in The Box this season have they
 SmithKurosaki: SURE HAVENT :p
OVERKiLL!: not that i have seen no:shelterin:
Haights: Remember, that's Sydney with an i, not Sidney with a y
 SmithKurosaki: lol
 Simriel: Thin Bloods + Garou seems....
 Simriel: Go explore the ocean Silas
OVERKiLL!: 🐋🦈
Random Factor: Oliver talks an orca into giving them a lift.
 SmithKurosaki: Jacob!
Ancient Chaos: I took a drink at the wrong time
OVERKiLL!: Oops this dolphin licked me for 3 days:body-blue-raised-arms:
 Simriel: what's in the Water in the World of Darkness
ms malackey: Mariner Gangrel
 SmithKurosaki: ~spoopy things~
Lex: Terror, basically.
Random Factor: Bad Things are in the water
Haights: @Simriel Oh hey, that actually scans with Carmen Sandiego
Metric_Furlong: there were definitely feet involved, yes 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 A_Dub888: I have news for you Silas
  ritchards: I was thinking "hampire"
dabudder: silas just wanted to see the heat death of the universe
Oscelot: "I thought you said Hamfather!"
 LionelVT: I got that reference
Oscelot: "Brain NO" is a mood
 Twilight_Spark: The ethical vampire is a fascinating creature.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @ritchards All Whampires have already lost Whammagedon.
Oscelot: @Twilight_Spark agreed
cavvdor: I like the sad idea that he tried it as a Bagger but can't quite keep the blood down.
 LionelVT: @Twilight_Spark No ethical consumption under Cain-pitalism
 JadedCynic: scientific analysis
 tenthtechpriest: how could that POSSIBLY go wrong
 Mr_Whyt: he's going to scince that shit
dabudder: jaksob liked that
Oscelot: @LionelVT Okay I'm giving you one of MY XP
tezzatipoca: More things for Jacob to think about 
 LionelVT: :3
 JadedCynic: SAFETY THIRD!
adept_nekomancer: Only ethical, free-range humans.
 tenthtechpriest: #JustTremereThings
 Julian_Rogue: 0-100 REAL QUICK
 geckoinasuit: silas is a spectrum of gremlin energy
  Sarah_Serinde: okay but also he did taste that werewolf blood back in season one (even if he didn't realize just what they were at first)
DaxStrife: Motorboat that blood magic, baby!
Lysander_salamander: delightful
SaxPython: That's the best baby on a mug
 ContingentCat: just a lot as a treat
 cyclopsboi: blood magic, naah this is blood science
 Julian_Rogue: @JadedCynic Safety Thirst
SaxPython: Lol
dabudder: 'it might be important for this session' WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 A_Dub888: @Julian_Rogue Safety eventually
 JadedCynic: @Julian_Rogue Beast First, Thirst Second, Safety Third
  ritchards: can you spend temporary willpower to reroll that dice?
  Sarah_Serinde: ah it's a suitably spoopy pokemon bandage, I am not surprised
cavvdor: He did get very curious about that lupine blood. I just really hope we'll see that werewolf again.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Can you take Temporary Willpower Damage to reroll the TWD healing roll?
ghyllnox: @ritchards I'm sure if she had any left she might :>
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 Julian_Rogue: @cyclopsboi Sufficiently advanced enough blood science is indistinguishable from Blood magic
 PharaohBender27: Welp, Jessica's going to have a bad time during this trip to Vancouver
 ContingentCat: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: @dabudder we both know why he said that
  LunarJade: surely I don’t need willpower…. my rolls will just be good
 LilyOfTheVeil666: 
 josh___something: HAHA
tezzatipoca: I love the concept of social combat
Astramentha: 
  Sarah_Serinde: simply roll well
SaxPython:   
adept_nekomancer: 2 =/= 0
Oscelot: Holy heck Jessica lol
 A_Dub888: 
Rasaella: More like won'tpower
 cyclopsboi: @Julian_Rogue and as always the difference between blood screwing around and blood science is writing it down
 LionelVT: @LionelVT Wait why did I reach so far when "Vampitalism" was right there lol
cavvdor: Honestly weirdly Jessica will have the best time which is saying a lot about everyone else's chances
 JadedCynic: A Toreador in a frenzy....
Oscelot: @cyclopsboi Absolutely XD
 type_variable: so i know this isnt really relevant, but that phone number that silas got in season 2 - did you guys just choose to drop that plotline?
  ritchards: ah!
 josh___something: 
cavvdor: Let's have a little rouse as a treat
 tenthtechpriest: OH BOY
 JadedCynic: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
SaxPython:   
 A_Dub888: can they messy crit on a rouse?
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 josh___something: Jessica is FALLING APART today
 LionelVT: If any day would be bad for Jessica, this would be it
cavvdor: Off to a great start!
 type_variable: @A_Dub888 no its a single die
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, hangry
  corianderd: @A_Dub888 no it's a single d10
Metric_Furlong: @A_Dub888 no, it's only one die
 ContingentCat: lol Jacob's smile with that ph no
 Julian_Rogue: Jacob doing his best "no i'm bummed" routine
 josh___something: Thankfully a rouse check is only a single die
Lysander_salamander: when did she get a stain?
 memnus: Toreador Time Bomb Jessica
 Brozard: You can't best fail either
 Brozard: It's just a binary no-yes
 tenthtechpriest: so about those memorandums...
 JadedCynic: Jessica used up the last of her spoons on her "Act of Independence"
 josh___something: So... your memoriams
  ritchards: against? or TO?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SparklyYummyMoonDAESuppy-POijwEURSZB5dfgM
 LionelVT: Oh my.
cavvdor: Speaking as one myself, almost ALL Toreador are Disaster Toreador. A feature, not a bug.
 geckoinasuit: oh i need to watch jordan's memoriam
Oscelot: Wuhoh
 SnackPak_: 
 LionelVT: OH
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
  LunarJade: hahahahahaha
 josh___something: SUCK IT JACOB
 tenthtechpriest: 
 cyclopsboi: yES!
SaxPython:   
 PharaohBender27: 
nekobun: gottem
 neisan2112: Ohhh
Metric_Furlong: never punished!
Master_Gunner: NEVER PUNISHED
 Julian_Rogue: Does that mean she gets humanity?
 JadedCynic: <--- starts breathing again
 josh___something: 
sblue333: 
Astramentha: 
  ritchards: never punished!
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Ignatiuspants: humanity restored!
Oscelot: Amazing
 neisan2112:   
 Brozard: Life is easy!
  TheGreenMonster450: perfection, never did not happen
tezzatipoca: Humanity is for suckers
 LionelVT: Never. Didn't. Have it.
 circusofkirkus: great demo
 Omthebox: Huray! No mechanics!
 Mr_Whyt: yeah jsut for the audience
JacobBurgessVO: I just wanted to do it for YOU
adept_nekomancer: "No, it is the beast who is wrong!"
 A_Dub888: Jordan "No Remorse" Hinkleman
Haights: We'd like to talk to you about your Beast's extended warranty
OVERKiLL!: whuh oh poor Jade
Haights: The only point of willpower that matters is the last one
OVERKiLL!: sheeeesh
 JadedCynic: the Dice have hated Jacob for 3 seasons now
 Brozard: The best to ever do it
 Rhynerd: "Good news! I'm feeling awful about the things I've done!"
Oscelot: Extremely Toreador of this
SaxPython: We staining
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
ghyllnox: I remember Oliver taking a stain from feeding off of TBuck, but I don't remember Jordan's stains
 Omthebox: Sorry Jacob, they're mashing A to skip tutorial
cavvdor: Oh boy
 Nigouki: Jacob playing this like it is actually the last season :V
 josh___something: NO other way
nekobun: Brujah righteousness again
 sheqesi: That sounded like a threat 
sblue333:  cori
 SnackPak_: dang
 Julian_Rogue: @Omthebox AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SaxPython: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 neisan2112: Yeaaaah No one at all died..... Nope
 JadedCynic: @ghyllnox you are gonna want to check out her memoriam video...
 DeM0nFiRe: Jordan did nothing wrong
 Julian_Rogue: Every time I try to clip stuff the clip tab crashes my chrome 
  Sarah_Serinde: It does say so! It must be correct
 LilyOfTheVeil666: 
 JadedCynic: 
Oscelot: @corianderd I love your gremlin energy XD
iarethel0ser: Jordan did nothing wrong.
ForOhForError: nothing wrong here
 Gekyouryuu: Jordan did nothing? Wrong.
Astramentha: Jordan did nothing wrong
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 fracassio: "you're just jealous of her"
cavvdor: Her memoriam video was heartwrenching
 josh___something: AHAHAHA
Oscelot: Waaaaow
ghyllnox: @JadedCynic Well shoot I've watched most of it, sounds like the last bit will be quite eventful
Lysander_salamander: what did she do?
 Brozard: hot ROCKS
 josh___something: 0 justice
 JadedCynic: @ghyllnox oh YEAH
tezzatipoca: Jordan did only correct things
 niccus: it's the little crits that get you
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FrigidComfortableBunnyPanicVis-5KoSBdkEiWSVIwuD
  corianderd: @Lysander_salamander i made it so there were zero consequences for some things
Lysander_salamander: I guess I'm going to have to watch Jordan's Memoriam
Oscelot: @ghyllnox I'm really excited to see it. I've been running ragged the last few days so I've missed that and Heather's
ForOhForError: gengar bandaid is the energy we need here
 Omthebox: That's the power hunch
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Astramentha: XD
Oscelot: Gotta stretch that sternum
 Julian_Rogue: @Lysander_salamander Jacob was ready to dole out some consequences based on characters going against their convictions but Cori crit succeeded and said nope. no repercussions
 JadedCynic: to be fair, Jordan is Brujah - they WANT to rebel against Authority
 Twilight_Spark: I wish the baby sun would smile at me.
 Omthebox: All the grimdark is stored in the curve of the spine
 LionelVT: Where we're living, we don't need justice, apparently
dabudder: jordan has successfully resolved the dissonance
tezzatipoca: baby sun/molly from 2020 Zeta
 Julian_Rogue: @Omthebox It's the nosfuratu in jacob (endeering)
JacobBurgessVO: @Omthebox Hahahahaha
Lysander_salamander: The retinue were wearing horse masks?
cavvdor: Brilliant
 JadedCynic: Graham:  "AWKward...."
Oscelot: I've started to get the mental image of Tripothy as Chaos from Hades but in rococo makeup. I have no idea where this image came from.
 Nigouki: uhahahahaha
 SnackPak_: 
Astramentha: oh no
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  LunarJade: nah nothing bad happened… if Cori can get away with it so can I!
Oscelot: Oh my gods rofl
SaxPython: 
 ContingentCat:  CAM
 Gekyouryuu: 
 PharaohBender27: CAMERON
 LionelVT: omg
  corianderd: @Lysander_salamander oh you meant to earn the stains. Do watch the memoriam
TheInferno390: Cameron
Astramentha: JACOB
 sheqesi: I thought we stored things in the cube?
ForOhForError: ;-;
 type_variable: are the stain checks rerolled later or do they just go nah, and ignore those 3 stains from now on?
adept_nekomancer: Can't [redacted] horses club
Ignatiuspants: I'm imagining the chess knight costume as being exactly like the ones Chess.com sells
 A_Dub888: What if they don't get there in 3 days?
 Julian_Rogue: You can spend willpower! wait
 Rhynerd: I only caught Oliver's and Jordan's memoriams before tonight but I'm glad I caught those two.
  ritchards: Giving the PCs downtime is a ~~terrible~~ brilliant idea.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Rasaella: pun for a point
Oscelot: Let's get the pun counter on screen  (jk)
DaxStrife: Gibb points pls
 Julian_Rogue: Oh jacob and I would be ***TERRIBLE*** at the same table. I built my whole first dnd character on puns.
dabudder: finally. boat quest
JacobBurgessVO: @type_variable They essentially wrestle with their monstrous nature and absolve themselves and process and accept what they have done.
Oscelot: Oh that's beautiful @Julian_Rogue
 josh___something: "It's odd, Jessica really falls back on terrible comedy when she's stressed" 
 Omthebox: I know when I tell a good pun it gives me willpower
cavvdor: Self care is important!
 type_variable: @JacobBurgessVO so her 3 stains are removed because she passed the check?
  ritchards: also Never punished!
 josh___something: @Omthebox Usually a good pun inflicted on me takes away willpower
ghyllnox: A silly little thing, what a goofy little guy
Oscelot: @Nigouki If it's calm enough
 Omthebox: josh___something that's where I get it from. The accursed.
 PharaohBender27: @Rhynerd Other two are good, too, and Silas' memoriam gives some backstory about how he might have come up with his idea last session
 Julian_Rogue: @Omthebox I measure the quality of puns with a sighs-ma-graph. it graphs the number and intensity of sighs
 A_Dub888: Squiggly?
tezzatipoca: @julian_rogue the last dnd character I had was named Elvish Presley 
ghyllnox: @Nigouki I think the problem is she's in his head
 Julian_Rogue: @tezzatipoca Thats up there with weird al Gith Yanki
  ritchards: Just pop over to Australia
 korvys: Dealing with humanity is kinda funnny, cause "passing" a check for it basically means feeling bad, cause if you *don't* feel bad, well that's not a good sign for your humanity
 SmithKurosaki: Everything is FINE
Lex: Jessica is having A Time.
KingTaltia: Hey look; the last one.
OVERKiLL!: :face-orange-biting-nails:
OVERKiLL!: LAUGHL
 SmithKurosaki: nice
Lex: hahahahahaha
Eepy Alice: lmao
Grinnin_Gin: No jacob this is SO much better
Lex: Was that Jaxob? I think that was Jaxob.
 SmithKurosaki: i thnk so yup
OVERKiLL!: i agree @Lex
 amative1: Jordan did nothing wrong. Nothing wrong. NOTHING WRONG.
 Sarah: Jaxob isn't out to get the PCs, Jaxob just makes the world run and doesn't care what that world does to the PCs
Grinnin_Gin: "Nah I'd just be fine"
Haights: If it were me I'd just not be remorseful
 Simriel: a phrase in LARPs I play is "We tried nothing and it didn't work, time for Blood Magic"
PharaohBender27: We're like 25 minutes into the session and I've already made 4 Twitch clips 😛
 SmithKurosaki: And the hilight mines thank you
Haights: gib willpower plx
 Omthebox: @Julian_Rogue 
 LionelVT: @Julian_Rogue What's the scale on that? 'cause we can't use the Richter Scale
 Rhynerd: @PharaohBender27 I'll definitely make sure to be caught up by next week. Maybe I'll watch them both tomorrow.
Oscelot: "okay but don't hunt hunt" XP
Lysander_salamander: 
Oscelot: I love Stalks so very very much
 Nigouki: bring back a piece but don't kill
super_ashura: The first time I played an Alchemist in Pathfinder, I named him Tonod Torjek. "TOtally NOt DocTOR JEKyll"
Rasaella: cougar philosophy class
 Julian_Rogue: @LionelVT Oh its the same for life time from a baby pun to a Fully Groaned pun
tezzatipoca: @julian_rogue 😂😂😂
 James_the_Dabbler: "He lied through his teeth"
dabudder: THIS IS SO CUTE
Lysander_salamander: yay trust
  Sarah_Serinde: aw
Astramentha: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
sblue333: ""equal partnership""
 DeM0nFiRe: Kitty!
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure they will 
ghyllnox: Daww kitty
SaxPython: 
 josh___something: yaay
Oscelot: "What is trust?" "No." My heart
 LionelVT: @Julian_Rogue looool
 josh___something: Kitteh
tezzatipoca: murder cat
 JadedCynic: 
 LionelVT: also aw
 ShaneLeeAtk: Stalks-By-Night low key my favorite
 Julian_Rogue: Meowtual arrrrrangment
 ContingentCat: Stalks understands trust 
 JadedCynic:  
 A_Dub888: Stalks will find trouble = Stalks will make trouble if necessary?
 PMAvers: Oliver comes back to the island to the new Prince of the Island, Stalks.
 gualdhar: oh baby
SaxPython: 
 LionelVT: Friend-shaped has become friend
 gualdhar: this is gonna be great
 JadedCynic: oh 
 SnackPak_: ooo fancy
Oscelot: Oh boy
 Nigouki: @ghyllnox iirc there's an old Hitchcock TV show episode about a mirror monster and it ends on the victim getting rid of all mirrors but still seeing the monster in the reflection in their partner's eyes.
Lysander_salamander: uh oh
 tenthtechpriest: oh BOY
Astramentha: oh nooooo
 Julian_Rogue: *sound of camerons fountain pin uncorking*
 kynelwynn: Stalks is under a blood bond, so they favor Oliver much more thsn id normal
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Oh fun!
 Omthebox: Oh. A walk sounds nice
 type_variable: if somebody tries to kill you, well, you're allowed to kill them right back! i anint having none of that weak willed damselsness
Oscelot: I would drive these people bonkers with my note taking
SaxPython: Heather's got this. I believe 
 cyclopsboi: adam said sidney and all i can think of now is Australian Vampires
Master_Gunner: time to wreck *everything* the Cam has going on
 ContingentCat: @cyclopsboi vampos
ghyllnox: Are there notes for the viewers, or are we also encouraged to take our own?
Metric_Furlong: reminder: social combat uses willpower as a health bar, so obviously things can only go well for everyone 
 JadedCynic: "I'm gonna rouse, Flush of Life, and hit up the buffet and stuff my face with food so I don't have to talk" 
Oscelot: That "accidental" prince drop XD
 korvys: All these Cityfolk going to be treating them simultaneously like heros, and hicks from a backwater, I'm guessing
tezzatipoca: @type_variable 💯💯💯
 Julian_Rogue: @Oscelot brooklin99 conspiracy board meme
  LunarJade: hear that chat gotta take notes for that quiz
sblue333: Ahh time to jump into the deep end of vampire politics
 AriaHibiki: in my mind stalks by night is a displacer beast xD
 JadedCynic: @cyclopsboi there's a LOT of Sydneys
 circusofkirkus: @LunarJade awwww
SaxPython:   
Oscelot: @LunarJade Oh trust me, I will be....
 JadedCynic: it's like "Springfield"
 JadedCynic: 
sblue333: @LunarJade I'm just answering C for all of them
 Omthebox: I've never taken notes and I'm not going to start.
 Fruan: I'm sure I can just look it up on a wiki later. It'll be fine.
 Julian_Rogue: Hey isn't Note taking about the masqurade like a nono? /half joke ( I know players aren't characters)
 korvys: @LunarJade If only we could replay it...
Metric_Furlong: oh good, news has travelled
 A_Dub888: @LunarJade yes..... notes.... unrelated anyone have a pencil... and a notepad to use?
Oscelot: Awwww
 tenthtechpriest: awww
 Omthebox: Eew
tezzatipoca: Defo going to watch the vod, pause every 5 seconds and google everything
sblue333: That's cute and gross!
Astramentha: 🥺🥺🥺
SaxPython:   
 ContingentCat: awwww 
Oscelot: Monica is such a good partner
 geckoinasuit: awwwwwwww
 cyclopsboi: instead of saying g'day they say g'night
 JadedCynic: that's 1 Willpower right there
tezzatipoca: ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹
 PharaohBender27: 
 Omthebox: Double ew
 Julian_Rogue: @A_Dub888 I got a pencil with no lead and a notebook with no pages
cavvdor: Of course she's taller 
 LilyOfTheVeil666: I love a height difference ship
Metric_Furlong: @Omthebox I mean, everyone here is doing that right now as well 
 Jakelope13: Does crying blood trigger a Rouse Check?
 Omthebox: @Metric_Furlong I know its awful. We should make it stop!
  ritchards: Monica doing an owl impression!
 Julian_Rogue: @LilyOfTheVeil666 queue GIANT WOMAN song
 type_variable: @Jakelope13 no thats just how vamps cry now
 tenthtechpriest: understandable panic
 Omthebox: Somebody get Jessica a Snickers
 Omthebox: or sombody who ate a snickers
 Julian_Rogue: lowkey the mental image of someone ugly crying with blood for tears is terrifying
Metric_Furlong: @Jakelope13 no, but it might provoke a hunger frenzy in a very hungry vampire who sees it
Oscelot: @Omthebox *snerk*
Oscelot: @Julian_Rogue Not wrong
 Julian_Rogue: @Omthebox A snicker-er someone who snickers
  ritchards: Harpy?
SaxPython: Tripothy Bottle Episode   
 Nigouki: "hey daaaaaaad...do you wanna come over and talk about stuff and meet my girlfriend?"
Oscelot: Oh geez, I forgot he was the Harpy too
 Julian_Rogue: @ritchards one who harps
 Omthebox: A snick-er-er to un snick her errors.
 Julian_Rogue: @Omthebox Touche good sir
 type_variable: he likes jessica oooo wooo
 Rhynerd: Is the Harpy a specific role in Camarilla society like the Sheriff and Scourge or...?
cavvdor: They could be ghouls? Maybe? The knights? Hopefully
OVERKiLL!: 🐆
Lex: Oliver is such a dad.
 Simriel: Oliver, Literally Stalks' Master
OVERKiLL!: lol well done @PharaohBender27
Grinnin_Gin: Stalks is going to rule that island one day
KingTaltia: "What is trust?" "No, Stalks knows trust" is just how I read that moment and that was SO cute.
 SmithKurosaki: I love that Jacob keeps 'messing up' the Prince/Regent thing
 Sarah: yeah I'm pretty sure even for the characters he's playing those "mistakes" are 100% calculated XD
 SmithKurosaki: exactly
OVERKiLL!: 🩸🩸
sblue333: I know it's not that kind of court but are there vampire lawyers?
 JadedCynic: I missed Trip being that...
  Sarah_Serinde: smooth 
Oscelot: @Rhynerd Yep, specific role. lemme see if I can find the page
 JadedCynic: @cavvdor yeah, that's what I assumed...
 ContingentCat: lol significant is a good word for it
 definenull: 'quite significant' seems like an underestimation somehow
 geckoinasuit: someone cuddle jessica pls
 Julian_Rogue: He has a horny aura a Whoaura if you will
 ArdCollider: Harpies are like if your TikTok influencers were also, like, holding the burn book and chatting amongst themselves about you.
  Sarah_Serinde: I mean Monica is already on that 
 JadedCynic: @cavvdor I figured "ah, his retinue of sycophants"
Oscelot: @Oscelot https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Harpy_(VTM)
SaxPython: Thanks Monica. I'm over here shaking
 type_variable: Harpy is the trendsetter in that hes the cool kid in class everyone copies. Not a role you get given but kinda ... assume
 Omthebox: Weesa a fulcrumsa
 Strebenherz: It you
 Julian_Rogue: Wait He's literally the thought police?!
dabudder: yeah monica? i wonder what u know about that
cavvdor: Harpies are there to quietly observe the court, too, besides the trendsetting. Making sure everything is managed.
 ArdCollider: it's a political communications role dressed up with coolhunting.
 ContingentCat: loving can be dangerous for all of us in ways
Oscelot: Doing a great job with his scene, both of you 
SaxPython: 
 cyclopsboi: Monica surprisingly is a pretty good sort
Metric_Furlong: loose analogy is that Harpies are to social combat what Sheriffs are to combat combat
Rasaella: That was really good
  Sarah_Serinde: Monica is a lot of things
  ritchards: okay, in song!
 type_variable: Monica is lawful Evil
 Julian_Rogue: Jacob i'll also need the spelling
 JadedCynic: Monica best *eminence grise* 
 Julian_Rogue: Oh good he heard me thorugh time and space
JacobBurgessVO: He did
ghyllnox: Okay that's way too fast for me lmao
DaxStrife: "...And all the rest."
sblue333: @cyclopsboi some times I worry that's mostly what she wants ppl to think. I could easily see Monica plotting a takeover
 ContingentCat: Jacob knows us 
Oscelot: @cyclopsboi The death cults are really interesting. For instance, there's a cult that worships Gorgo, the elder sister of Medusa, and seeks to redress the injustices in the world, in addition to a lot of other things.
 PharaohBender27: Which part of Germany, though? 
  unarmedoracle: All of these people are good. This is going to work out great.
numerrik: is there a link to player character sheets or general character summaries?
 Julian_Rogue: And John Jacob Jingle Heighmer Schmitt
 Omthebox: @unarmedoracle So true bestie
 josh___something: "The rest are missing"
 korvys: Uma Thurman?
 JadedCynic: The Bride?!?
 arkilyd: As long as he doesn't say Theo Bell from Atlanta
 tenthtechpriest: this is FINE
 tenthtechpriest: 
 ContingentCat: 
 LionelVT: The Bride, huh
 Julian_Rogue: Why do I get the vibe the bride is Mary
  Sarah_Serinde: @unarmedoracle What a good list of new friends
 PharaohBender27: Jurgen Streif (sp?) seems to be coming up a lot . . .
 LilyOfTheVeil666: 
SaxPython: Tpy tpy
JacobBurgessVO: @numerrik Gods no
 JadedCynic: @Julian_Rogue no.
 Omthebox: Needs a third so it can be Tripplethee
 Julian_Rogue: Not Tripathe Tripathe Tripathe? for the Tripple
 definenull: First name, last name, and occupation
nekobun: socialfang dot com
dabudder: so a yenta
 tenthtechpriest: chetly?
  ritchards: Oh, grandmothers...
 Julian_Rogue: @definenull Uhhhh Tripathe, Tripathe, Tripathe
 type_variable: chet chetley? for eternity? nty
dabudder: a vampire yenta
 ArdCollider: Jessica Jessly.
Lysander_salamander: 
 JadedCynic: Chet Chetley 
 goombalax: Carla seems OP
 ContingentCat: um
 RealGamerCow: Big TON
 JadedCynic: THE Stormcrow...
 josh___something: Love that for them
 Rhynerd: Coming Soon: One Harp for Chet.
 Julian_Rogue: Vampy McVampFace
ForOhForError: Big Tony!
Lysander_salamander: delightfu
DaxStrife: This list is a "Crapshot" in the making.
nekobun: ayyy
SaxPython: OooOOOoooh
Oscelot: Puttanesca you say... @JacobBurgessVO
Lysander_salamander: Ted
trainpants: sleve mcdichael, bobson dugnutt
 josh___something: "Ted"
 JadedCynic: just.....Ted
Metric_Furlong: Ravnos Ted hype!
 type_variable: i miss Zasz
 definenull: "Ted"
 Julian_Rogue: His name's Ted. got me way too hard
 spethycakes: and they call him....Ted.
 geckoinasuit: banu haquim my faves!!
JacobBurgessVO: @Oscelot Hm? *coquettish grin*
Oscelot: Benu Haqim are fascinating
cavvdor: Oh the Tzimiscie is going to be fun times
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO Uh-huh.
 goombalax: Love the Haquim
 kynelwynn: Vampire assassins essentially
  ritchards: there are now ten werewolves... and no court!
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Tzimisce my beloved
 Omthebox: Self proclaimed judges can never be a good thing
 tenthtechpriest: sheriff AND scourge
Metric_Furlong: Banu Haqqim are kind of "what if the OG order of Assassins were all vampires"
 josh___something: Please talk to Ted
 geckoinasuit: honestly would play them if i could get a game together
 Julian_Rogue: Will there be a test?
 korvys: I wasn't writing it down, but did he say Brujah?
 tenthtechpriest: the test is social combat so yes
 airylan: I heard a tzimisce ... are they still as ... terrible as they used to be?
 spethycakes: 1 sheriff, 2 deputies has that mid-00s shock video vibe to it
  ritchards: yes, every single name...
KingTaltia: I feel "Jessica has 1 willpower" and "Jessica is having an emotional breakdown" fit nicely together.
 SmithKurosaki: 100
KingTaltia: I love how Jacob's just like "Cool, time for the cast listings"
 Simriel: Malks man... just Malks
Haights: Not Tripothy Tripothy Tripothy?
Tresson: Malks makes things interesting.
KingTaltia: I feel like I should take offence to that as a Malk player, but yeah man, we're F'd.
 SmithKurosaki: lol
Haights: (aka Triplethy)
 Simriel: just straight up The Bride
  Sarah_Serinde: ah the empress
Oscelot: @airylan if you mean Fleshcrafting, they do still do that yes
JacobBurgessVO: @airylan Oh yeah
Metric_Furlong: @airylan some of them are
 JadedCynic: @airylan .....yeahhhh, but they're most....politic...is alll
 definenull: Of course they go to the empress
nekobun: stand outside the penthouse with a boombox
Oscelot: I can not hear about the Empress without thinking of high tea and the Seagull Incident
 PharaohBender27: 
SaxPython: @nekobun 
 ArdCollider: Troye Sivan rolls up, of few words
 ArdCollider: etc.
 definenull: that is ominous
 Julian_Rogue: A chizzled due bro named Chet
 type_variable: jacob hunched before he started this night oh noo
 JadedCynic: oh.  STILL in a tizzy
cavvdor: Oh no
 ContingentCat: lol oh no
 Omthebox: Caterwalling, well you better go catch it
 definenull: Oh the sighs have begun
  Sarah_Serinde: oh dear 
 RealGamerCow: Does Tripothy have a travelling fainting couch?
 JadedCynic: yeah, we're talking PRIMO DON
cavvdor: Poor Chet
dabudder: the yowling caterwail will vociferate nigh on three days hence?
 Nigouki: lmao
Oscelot: Ouch
Astramentha: 😬
nekobun: okay so this guy had it coming
 definenull: Scene change
cavvdor: Good use of Celerity
 JadedCynic: @RealGamerCow nah, HAD one for a century, but Trip leads workshops on it now.
 type_variable: @RealGamerCow tea on hand to spit
Metric_Furlong: Toreodors being Toreodors
 Julian_Rogue: @nekobun tbh it's vampire. they kinda all have it coming
 Fruan: Tripothy might forgive Jessica here, but will Chet?
  Sarah_Serinde: ooh
Oscelot: Oh man the ability to just clean the house that fast...
Lysander_salamander: 
 definenull: Oh no he got the breakup robe on
 Omthebox: Sombody stole them face hairs
nekobun: @Julian_Rogue troo
Astramentha: XD
 JadedCynic: Social Combat
Oscelot: "A wookie without face hair" *dies*
  Sarah_Serinde: @Oscelot The ability to get others to clean the house that fast...
  ritchards: go extra, go extra extra
 sheqesi: That's an image 😀
 Julian_Rogue: First blood crying and now a wookie without facial hair. Thanks Jacob. 
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde Hah X3
Lysander_salamander: ohno
 ckupf: I forgot Toreador are all brats
 Julian_Rogue: Oh no it was most certainly deserved
Oscelot: @ckupf And often Drama Queens lol
 JadedCynic: @ckupf at their worst, brats come CLOSE to a Toreador
Lysander_salamander: mmmm, moon my beloved
 Omthebox: Bloody crit, cmon 
Rasaella: messy crit??
  ritchards: messy crit! messy crit!
 definenull: Messy!
cavvdor: NNnfhhh oh god
  Sarah_Serinde: oof
 type_variable: messy crittttt
 tenthtechpriest: MESS IT UP
 JadedCynic: *crossing fingers, toes, arms, legs, eyes...*
 PharaohBender27: :notlo
 Julian_Rogue: @ckupf Brats, Drama queens, and all bottoms
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 niccus: which clans are brat
dabudder: uh oh
Lysander_salamander: oh boy oh boy
Metric_Furlong: 1 left bay-bee!
 Omthebox: Heather, you need to roll better
 PharaohBender27: * 
 goombalax: she ends up slapping them again lololol
 Gekyouryuu: ConcernDoge
Lysander_salamander: yay
 JadedCynic: @niccus Toreador   (Brujah are punk)
  Sarah_Serinde: phew
  LunarJade: I have so little willpower…
 Julian_Rogue: and then she slapped em with the painting!
 PMAvers: Part of me wants to see what a art messy crit would look like?
 definenull: That pause before no was like 10 years
 Brozard: Is punk not brat?
 Fruan: Jessica is having A Time.
 Julian_Rogue: @LunarJade both in and out of game (endeering)
 Omthebox: Surely low willpower wont play a pivotal role in this episode
 ckupf: @PMAvers She forgets she included a dead Tripothy in the painting
Oscelot: the side eye *snerk*
 JadedCynic: @Julian_Rogue smashed it over Trip's head, leaving him wearing it like an Elizabethean collar
 type_variable: But it features moon moon
 korvys: I wonder if Jessica got her love of the moon from Tripothy
Oscelot: Our friend the mooooon
Lysander_salamander: the moon it calls to us
SaxPython: Phew
Astramentha: 🥺
 DeM0nFiRe: Haha nice
 tenthtechpriest: NICE
Oscelot: Now for the hard work
 Julian_Rogue: *snaps*
 SnackPak_: daaang
 josh___something: OOH
Astramentha: DAAAAAAAAMN
 RealGamerCow: Boom
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 ContingentCat: Dammmn good save
NimrodXIV: lol
nekobun: sniped
 Omthebox: Saucey
Oscelot: DANG
 definenull: Daaaaamn
 type_variable: dang
andreagustafson: DAMN
 JadedCynic: BIG KISS ON THAT RING 
Oscelot: Hot DAMN @LunarJade
 James_the_Dabbler: That was hot
 neisan2112: Incredible line
mysteenova157: Get it Jessica!
adept_nekomancer: excellent answer
cavvdor: Yessss
 ladylinzington: oh good show
 JadedCynic: GREAT RP
 josh___something: That was a great line
 Julian_Rogue: That was crisp @LunarJade
Hyper Cube: Tzimisce rep
 Simriel: I love when members of the Hicata are just Mafia
Hyper Cube: I've played non Sabbat Tzimisce before, it's interesting
Hyper Cube: (fun fact: nothing in Vicissitude says you *have* to use it to turn people into eternally-suffering furniture, instead of, say, healing people.)
 Simriel: Like, Hicata can be amazingly classy and beautiful, or... just greesy mobsters
 Simriel: @Hyper Cube But where is the fun in that
KingTaltia: Man, I need to tell my Tzimisce friend that currently has my character as a book in his library that fact.
 Simriel: Wait... Oliver could learn flesh shaping couldn't he... horrifying
Haights: @KingTaltia "hm, a couple new pages in this volume, what could that be"
Hyper Cube: The fun is the resulting friction with your sire and trying to convince them that this whole "I'm going to retain my Humanity" thing isn't a phase
Hyper Cube: "Yes of course my childe, we'll see about that in a century or two when all those mortals you care about have died of old age."
Hyper Cube: "For now you can get it out of your system."
Hyper Cube: (The rest of the fun comes from dealing with the Masquerade problems that arise from using your Disciplines to do miracle surgery)
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CoweringClearIcecreamNomNom-EOkNBWp1DpS87r51
 type_variable: OMG
 Omthebox: Didn't miss that slap tho heyo
Oscelot: Man twisting the knife
  Sarah_Serinde: very good 
Oscelot: I am afraid of this twisting around on Jessica getting called back to Vancouver
  Sarah_Serinde: Also "bereft of art except for you" 
 Julian_Rogue: First physical slap, then a verbal slap with that "only saw you"
cavvdor: Ohhhhh
SaxPython:   
 JadedCynic: THIS is Toreador - they are SO into art
Rasaella: yay
 tenthtechpriest: so you're saying there's a chance
 josh___something: SPICY
 SnackPak_: run it back!
Astramentha: ooooooooooof. Relief.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ckupf: Night Ferry!
 korvys: Different van, though
 Jakelope13: What do you MEAN "There's a chance they'll back you up, instead of icing you out"?!
 Julian_Rogue: That look on cori's face got me sooooo hard
SaxPython: We Larping 
 itira: 
 Nigouki: :3
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: going to the Court with a LARPing van
Metric_Furlong: chased by a werewolf called Chase, even
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Flawless reasoning.
 DeM0nFiRe: Unassailable logic
ghyllnox: To be fair, they won the werewolf fight
 korvys: What happened to the RV, btw?
 Julian_Rogue: @DeM0nFiRe no the ferry isn't sail based anymore
Oscelot: That is a smart decision Heather
 Julian_Rogue: @korvys Returned to the car shop
 SnackPak_:  yatch
 definenull: Don't screw it up Oliver
Lysander_salamander: yay
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SavoryBelovedPandaBibleThump-GPY7wI1QMFKhxfCG
 josh___something: Oh no
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahaha
 tenthtechpriest: oh YES
  Sarah_Serinde: of course he did
 definenull: OH NO
 Twilight_Spark: 
 type_variable: of course Chet
 RurouniGeo: oh noooooooooo
 PharaohBender27: 
 josh___something: OH NO
 itira: oh.
Oscelot: Oh no
 JadedCynic: Yachts don't always have sails anymore
 geckoinasuit: trippothy is a t1 fan
 spethycakes: OHHHHH
 Brozard: oh no
 Melfina__: 
  Juliamon: oh nooo
 niccus: once had chet, now he's got chat
 type_variable: omg
 JadedCynic: SILAS! 
Oscelot: Oh gods
adept_nekomancer: Uh-oh... is he cursed to only talk about league too?
 AriaHibiki: LOL
Astramentha: yessssssss
 definenull:  
ghyllnox: 
 Julian_Rogue: G FUEL
 LionelVT: @JadedCynic It *is* an esports boat!
 Fruan: Jacob, you are THE DEVIL
 LionelVT: oop
 neisan2112: Silas's ears just start BURNING
 korvys: Dew of the Mountain
 DeM0nFiRe: Silas can get SO MUCH social credit by trying to talk about Mary now
Oscelot: *wheeze*
 Julian_Rogue: Dew of the mountain! *pinky out*
cavvdor: Oh my gossssh
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 fracassio: Blood doritos!
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, Leagueieeeee
Lysander_salamander: Tripothy getting fascinated with League.
 cyclopsboi: jacob 
ghyllnox: Mountainous Dew
 baltimore_667083: Dew of the mountain!
 memnus: I was *about* to take a drink...
SaxPython: #BajaBlastin'
 Brozard: Poutine
JacobBurgessVO: Ahahahahahahahaha! Yessssssss
 type_variable: devil mode heather cmon
Oscelot: @fracassio Bloodritos!
 ladylinzington: I'm so happy
 lochnessseammonster: league is spreading  
cavvdor: ANY Toreador would be into Arcane, I'm sure.
 definenull: This is so cursed
 A_Dub888: @fracassio So extra hot doritos?
 gualdhar: oh no
 LionelVT: @Lysander_salamander And to think, this was before Arcane
 Julian_Rogue: Oh no mic 5
 gualdhar: mic issues 
 definenull: Uh oh mic 5
 type_variable: mic 5
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh no
 geckoinasuit: mic 5 nooo
 JadedCynic: man, those luxury yachts, and the Strait is FULL of Orcas
 terribleplan: Jacob, no
 tenthtechpriest: mic 5
Oscelot: Oh no, the toreador was too powerful
TheInferno390: Mic 5?
ghyllnox: It's prerecorded, they know about the mic
ghyllnox: This is the best they could do with it
 DeM0nFiRe: This isn't live I dont think they can fix his mic right now guys lol
 type_variable: @ghyllnox prove it
 Julian_Rogue: @ghyllnox I know they know but I have to be hysterical
   LoadingReadyRun: i can't do anything about this right now, sorry chat
 DirectorStephanie: Friends. 
 JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun it's okkay 
 Omthebox: No time travel? boooo
Oscelot: It's fine @LoadingReadyRun
 gualdhar: yeah, it's a recording, nothing to it now 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Jordan loves Zootopia.
 JadedCynic: *sigh*
 geckoinasuit: french fries, tarot cards, rock music and league of legends. a perfect yacht
 James_the_Dabbler: Does it fix?
 type_variable: ok this would have been a good time for subtitles
 Brozard: Hopefully it's an editing issue and not a source issue
 Julian_Rogue: NOw it s a fun minigame of reading Jacob's body language AND reading his lips
 A_Dub888: Jordan likes VILARP
 definenull: Omg the disdain
  Juliamon: Probably just forgot to switch audio in the edit
 NovahTalAura: @LoadingReadyRun We blame Mic 5. Mic 5 knows what it did
 JadedCynic: thank you for your body and facial acting Jacob - it helps
ghyllnox: How weird would it be to dub yourself
 Weagle: I guess I'll just have to watch the whole thing again when it's fixed, in addition to watching all of it now 
 goombalax: Has Jacob's mic gone low here?
 omdorastrix: Never noticed just how EXPRESSIVE jacob's face is when he's in character.
  Juliamon: Should be fixable
 Julian_Rogue: @goombalax It looks like the mic died
ghyllnox: Bright purple hell yeah
 A_Dub888: @NovahTalAura *kicks Mic 5 to the Shetlands*
Morrigan9: i'll just crank vilume to 11, surely nothing bad will happen
Astramentha: Incredible XD
 Simriel: Vicisditude is the single most terrifying discipline right?
Hyper Cube: Depends on how it's applied!
 SmithKurosaki: play to the ego
KingTaltia: I dunno, the shadow-shaping one is pretty terrifying
Hyper Cube: You can also use it to reconstruct burn victims, do gender confirmation surgeries, etc, if your Humanity is high enough to care about those things (and I've played characters who have)
Hyper Cube: (Most Tzimisce don't, because at least back in the older editions "Exhibiting compassion for others" was a pretty severe sin against the Path of Metamorphosis)
Hyper Cube: Which means that all the "eternally-suffering flesh chairs" uses of Vicissitude is a *cultural* norm based on the Path most of them are on
Hyper Cube: Which has vastly more interesting implications to me
Grinnin_Gin: A LEAGUE YACHT
 amative1: Oh I ❤ Dew of the Mountain!
 SmithKurosaki: @Grinnin_Gin Right? Got a giant Teemo logo on the side
 Simriel: Silas will have horrible flashbacks
Grinnin_Gin: The S.S. Teemo
PharaohBender27: Heads up, seems Jacob's mic broke
 SmithKurosaki: yea
 SmithKurosaki: We got there already
KingTaltia: I can't wait for Oliver and Silas to have a conversation about Mary on that yacht, and give Chet EXACTLY the wrong idea.
Haights: Mic 5, [strike] 15 minutes [/strike] several days ago
 Simriel: Paul will be on it.
 JadedCynic: RGB Yacht 
 Gekyouryuu: I feel fortunate to be watching this with headphones on
 tenthtechpriest: that is so cursed
 geckoinasuit: i would like to go on this yacht
 Julian_Rogue: Black 3.0 boat with RGB lighting
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Astramentha: omgggg
 JadedCynic: at least it's not 'unicorn vomit'
 DirectorStephanie: f the Shetlands! never apologize!
 itira: ahhh 
 JadedCynic: 
 ladylinzington: rgb yacht 😂
 PharaohBender27: I can see the YT upload being redone to include subtitles. Then again, don't know how pervasive this is through the episode
 A_Dub888: S A I L
 goombalax: Sail while on a sailboat is so good
SaxPython: 
 SnackPak_: gottem
 JadedCynic: #BlameTwitch 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Astramentha: :V
  Sarah_Serinde: accurate
 Brozard: just nothing but Imagine Dragons and AWOLNATION
 Omthebox: That's a lot of fri
 DirectorStephanie: CAM
 PharaohBender27: "TwitchCon on a boat" is a *worrying* phrase
 tenthtechpriest: of COURSE he does
 niccus: oh it's the kernkraft experiment on a boat
 Brozard: @PharaohBender27 Where does the foam pit go?
Astramentha: Oliver is CORRECT
 RealGamerCow: "Now this is style!"
 JadedCynic: this is set in what...2017?
 Julian_Rogue: Oliver suddenly wants to learn how to jungle
  Juliamon: he's out of the loop enough to not be jaded by this display
Oscelot: Ohman I want Oliver to get into LoL rofl
Lysander_salamander: at least it's not Dashcon on a Boat
 cyclopsboi: 2018 i think
ghyllnox: This *is* probably the coolest thing Oliver has ever done
 PharaohBender27: @JadedCynic We're now in spring 2018
 kynelwynn: Mic 5
 JadedCynic: @Oscelot Silas can teach him....if we'e that cursed
 Julian_Rogue: @Lysander_salamander You think VTM has weird things at the bottom of the ocean imagine the bottom of ball pits
 tenthtechpriest: that's a good name
 geckoinasuit: silas probably plays jungle
Oscelot: @JadedCynic But silas isn't cursed to talk about LoL any more XD
adept_nekomancer: Does he get hunger sated if he feeds in the game?
cavvdor: Silas feels like jungle or mid
JacobBurgessVO: Vancouver Blights is the team name
 DeM0nFiRe: Does twitch have the aduio compressor feature built int? If so it is useful right now (Idk if it is a twitch thing or if I have it because of FFZ extension)
 JadedCynic: PWNED
 Omthebox: CS 12
  Sarah_Serinde: @Oscelot Silas can talk to *Oliver* about it, pretty sure he still can't talk to anyone else about it
 Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO Props to you for having that and team colors ready
Oscelot: @DeM0nFiRe Nope, not built in
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 tenthtechpriest: OOF
ghyllnox: Damn
 definenull: Oh dear
  Juliamon: Compressor is FFZ
  unarmedoracle: Silas realizes he's old
 Omthebox: I can see why Silas may have struggled
 JadedCynic: Oliver is LEARNING
 goombalax: Oliver buys Rabadan's on Warwick
Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde Yep. My joke was more that given his cringing he won't talk about LoL willingly 
 Julian_Rogue: @Juliamon FFZ?
  Juliamon: Julian_Rogue FrankerFaceZ, an addon
 JadedCynic: Oliver is the cool grampa, Silas is the sad dad
mysteenova157: Oliver in his zone!
 AriaHibiki: buy 2 boots! 1 for each foot xD
 geckoinasuit: ok but who did silas main i must know
 Julian_Rogue: @geckoinasuit Azir
 RurouniGeo: @geckoinasuit Taric 
 JadedCynic: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @Oscelot oh my bad I missed the first comment 
Lysander_salamander: 
DaxStrife: I always wondered if there was one Toreador that got really into old early 2000's flash animations.
 DeM0nFiRe: Ah dang too bad it's not built in
Oscelot: Np @Sarah_Serinde
Oscelot: Amazing
 LionelVT: @geckoinasuit I would say Aphelios but I don't think he was out then
 korvys: Are the team all blooddolls?
 JadedCynic: Steve Buscemi from the Wedding Singer playing Rock covers
 Omthebox: The food also plays LoL
 goombalax: get Baha Blasted
 geckoinasuit: @LionelVT i too main aphelios so i will handwave lmao
 ckupf: Jessica just drank so much g fuel
 LionelVT: lol
Oscelot: *groan* the caffiene buzz off a yacht full of gamers
cavvdor: I think unironically Taric because Taric is one of the few constructive and idealistic characters.
 Julian_Rogue: Careful don't want to get food poisoning from toxic gamers
adept_nekomancer: The food might be caffeinated.
Lysander_salamander: so many electrolytes
 LionelVT: @cavvdor Valid
 cyclopsboi: food full of bawls
Astramentha: niceeee
  Sarah_Serinde: I love that
 RurouniGeo: got that thang on him
 Omthebox: You think Silas mained Vladamir
 JadedCynic: @adept_nekomancer Awake chocolate bars 
 Brozard: Oliver has one of those zombie hatchets, but the stake version of that
 type_variable: hes got baby knife!
 neisan2112: He's got that Stick
 SnackPak_: tacticool Oliver
Oscelot: I love the idea of Oliver dropping trou in the middle of a fight because he has to get out his stake
 korvys: I wonder if the team is like... using Chets blood as like, performance enhancing drugs
 LionelVT: @Omthebox If he did, he probably stopped after he was told about the Masquerade
 Gekyouryuu: "is that a stake in your pants or are you happy to see me?"
 tenthtechpriest: pocket stake
 Julian_Rogue: Oliver got the concealed carry
 keysaunt: I want the stake to fall out of his pants leg at the most hilariously inopportune time lol
 Omthebox: @LionelVT Nobody would expect it! Probably!
Oscelot: @keysaunt Oh bless XD
 Brozard: You got a permit for that sliver of wood?
 type_variable: is that a 2b pencil? in my eleysium!?
 Julian_Rogue: @keysaunt I'd rather someone be flirty and make the joke "is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me" and Oliver gets to go "Oh well since you asked"
cavvdor: Tzimiscie certainly open carry any night they feel like it
 Omthebox: Get this man some thermite rounds
Metric_Furlong: @cavvdor they do tend to be well armed 
 goombalax: I love "Dungey"
  corianderd: dungy
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhh, dungeyyyy
Lex: I believe in Paul.
KingTaltia: In Paul we trust.
 SmithKurosaki: Indeed. Maybe they'll be able to ADR at some point
Nate Zabinski: Hooray for IT, I believe in you!
KingTaltia: Or James or whomever is on tech. LRR has a pretty high bar on average.
Jasper: Oh no Jacob Mic no work?
Haights: 🎵Say his name and he appears / I believe in Paul Saunders [clap clap]
 Simriel: Silas Knows This
Jasper: We do believe
 amative1: SAIL
Zenon: SAIL ⛵
Jasper: Miami Vice theme plays in his head
PharaohBender27: Depending on how pervasive the issue is, I can see the YT version being reuploaded with subtitles.
Lex: Oliver's just happy to be there.
 Simriel: This is what Oliver has been waiting for with Being a Vampire
Jasper: Paul Blart Vampire cop
Lex: Silas, no. (Silas YES.)
Jasper: ^^
 Simriel: He should have roused the blood to play League of Legends :p
 SmithKurosaki: lol
Haights: "why are you clicking so much"
LunarJade: Just as a heads up we are aware of the mic problem: we will do what we can to fix later but for now we can’t do much this minute.
Jasper: Thanks for the update!
Lex: Appreciated!
 SmithKurosaki: thx heatehr
KingTaltia: Hey! I'll have you know I love Code Red...
Haights: To be fair I assumed this was a pre-rendered video, the fact that it can be fixed is a welcome surprise
PharaohBender27: ❤ Heather
KingTaltia: Admittedly not as much as Livewire, but. XP
 amative1: This is indeed a pre-rendered video
Jasper: @haights legitimately same
Grinnin_Gin: watch him messy crit this
 SmithKurosaki: @Haights I suspect either Jacob will very nicely ADR, or they'll do subtitles
 RurouniGeo: genger band-aid! I want lol
  corianderd: @A_Dub888 No!
 kynelwynn: @Metric_Furlong They have the right to bear arms
 definenull: !dungo
  LRRbot: It's a big dungeon! https://media.wizards.com/2024/wpn/w10/MTGCLB_EN_CmmndrPrty_4C_Page_1.png Instances of venture and taking the initiative move the players through it.
 Julian_Rogue: @Omthebox Dragon's breathe. Incindiary
 JadedCynic: @Omthebox Willy Pete - Thermite usually needs a blowtorch to ignite it
 JadedCynic: WP just needs air
 Omthebox: Oh yeeeeah. Forgot about dragons breath rounds. They're fuckin terrifying
 PharaohBender27: I will say, I can still hear what Jacob is saying - I just have to listen a bit more closely
 keysaunt: @Julian_Rogue that would be so great, he just whips it out in front of everybody like its nothing lol
 geckoinasuit: i think i am gonna go play league and wait for upload bc my headphones are dying
JacobBurgessVO: The audio should come back in a few minutes
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, just getting picked up on room mic
 Omthebox: Better to hear your voice with my Narrator
 shendaras: 
 geckoinasuit: to the wired headset i go!
JacobBurgessVO: Well, my audio. And we'll get this fixed for the YouTube uploda
Oscelot: Oh good @JacobBurgessVO
  corianderd: just me simping in an empty room
 goombalax: I keep moving forward while Jacob talks like my headphones will somehow get louder
 definenull: Thank you!
Oscelot: Thanks
 Julian_Rogue: @JadedCynic I'd much rather like silver bullets or traditional incendiary. Or maybe the fever dream I had about a paintball gun that shot napalm paintballs
 Omthebox: 
 PharaohBender27 rolls a 4 on sneaking out for dinner. He trips on a chair and everyone sees.
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 *bandages*
 tenthtechpriest: OLIVER NO
 BraveOthello: @Julian_Rogue What if your welts were also 2nd degree bruns!
 Brozard: YOOOO
 SnackPak_: 
Oscelot: OLIVER XD
  Sarah_Serinde: bahaha
 LionelVT: OLIVER
 KaleidoscopeMind: oliver NO
  Juliamon: oh Oliver
Astramentha: YESSSSS
 geckoinasuit: oh my god
 josh___something: OLIVER NO
ghyllnox: Oh Oliver...
 Omthebox: How many fish can
 definenull: YES
 AriaHibiki: omg lol
 tenthtechpriest: NO NO NO
adept_nekomancer: Roll for fish!
 geckoinasuit: he is gonna make orca friens
cavvdor: OLIVER YES
 itira: kekekeke
 MyrddintheWizard: Nice
 A_Dub888: Oliver "Aquaman" Tyndall
 goombalax: Whalep
 ckupf: I love this man
Master_Gunner: remember how all those yachts were being attacked by whales?
Mai_Andra: RDM backflip right off the boat 
 Brozard: just clog up the props
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 hyralt: Why Jacob so quiet?  
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 BraveOthello: @josh___something OLIVER YES
one_last_time_: He summons a sea monster
Oscelot: I want this to be a messy crit
 Alahmnat: so are we wrecking the propellers or not?
 cyclopsboi: just like the river in michigan oliver gonna get slapped with a carp
phoenixfeather14: Oliver accidentally summons a kraken
 JadedCynic: @Julian_Rogue white phosphorus IS a traditional incendiary, aka outlawed (dragon's breath is also not very legal)
 josh___something: aay!
 gualdhar: it's back!
  Sarah_Serinde: ayy there we go
 Julian_Rogue: Jacobs back!
 Omthebox: Spekath
Astramentha:    
 type_variable: wb
ForOhForError: nice
 RealGamerCow: eyyy! woo
 neisan2112: Hazzah!
 korvys: Yay!
 JadedCynic: oh NOOOOO 
NimrodXIV: 
nekobun: he's baaaaaack
Ignatiuspants: Jacob is back!!
JacobBurgessVO: There we go
ghyllnox: Oh yay, welcome back
 ProcyonFlynn: Technically this was set before the "Orca Inccident" right?
 hyralt: Hooray!
 JadedCynic: whew
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cavvdor: The largest fish is voiced by Julie Andrews
 tenthtechpriest: oh thank cain
 e_bloc:   
 Diabore: some seabats?
Steemdroid: I thought this was live , i didnt kmow it was momorex.
Oscelot: Woohoo
JacobBurgessVO: Thanks the gods I'm such a ham
 Gekyouryuu: "ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures?" "hey, Zoidberg! get in here!" "screw you!" "ain't got that." "nope."
 keysaunt: Its harder for them to hear your thoughts in the water
 ContingentCat: seabass, I'd say it's at least a C+
Astramentha: Oliver’s fish cured Jacob!
 Julian_Rogue: @JadedCynic Yea but this is VTM I imagine they could find/make some
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO *snerk*
 JadedCynic: I had images of the yacht getting attacked by orcas
 AriaHibiki: do fish have blood for him to drink???
 Omthebox: The hamming is very hamdy
cavvdor: Oh Silas
 Brozard: lol I just noticed the cruise ship background
Mai_Andra: Seabats' sea bass
 geckoinasuit: silas has to get to challenger now
 Julian_Rogue: oh hey cruise ship background
 kynelwynn: @ContingentCat Go back to your island. Your friends miss you
Sogheim: vampire reflexes aren't good enough for League, huh?
 JadedCynic: silas knows courtly behaviour
 LionelVT: Half an hour? At least 3 hours, given season 9 game timers
ghyllnox: @JacobBurgessVO It's very helpful actually, when trying to listen without hearing
 Julian_Rogue: @Sogheim They're too good actually. you need the stupid high framerate monitor or you move before you need to
 Gekyouryuu: @JadedCynic that's if Oliver got a messy crit
JacobBurgessVO: *waggles finger in the air* Aaaaacting!
 kynelwynn: @AriaHibiki Fish have blood, but it's typically seen as "low quality" and not enough to sustain a vampire unlessyou drink like,tons
Oscelot: "Did I need to bring my birth certificate and proof of ID?"
 tenthtechpriest: a tux in a duffle bag
cavvdor: It's Elysium times a hundred
 Omthebox: You're not acting, you're just a real vampire
Oscelot: "It feels very stuffy" oh yeah
 Julian_Rogue: @tenthtechpriest no the duffle bag IS the suit.
 JadedCynic: @Gekyouryuu wait, this is early 2018; i wonder if the 'orcas attacking luxury yachts' is the result of Oliver's influence?!?  
 JadedCynic: THANK YOU CAM
 AriaHibiki: ohhh i see i see, ty!
 keysaunt: Ewww is right Oliver lol
 ContingentCat: Lol oh no
 Gekyouryuu: @JadedCynic oh, that'd be AMAZING
 Omthebox: Just imagine them naked
 circusofkirkus: no pressure
ForOhForError: oh no it's PROM
Oscelot: @JadedCynic Yesssssssss XD Clearly Oliver is why Orcas in the sound have started wearing fish on their heads again too
 Julian_Rogue: Metaphorically and maybe literally
 JadedCynic: @Oscelot windmill slam headcanon
 ContingentCat: 
 LionelVT: We're still not entirely sure billionaires aren't vampires lol
Oscelot: @JadedCynic XD
 RealGamerCow: Oliver may have made a miscalculation
 ladylinzington: Oliver has a sport coat and a bolo tie
 Omthebox: Please tell me Oliver brought a Hawaiian shirt
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: @ForOhForError yes; imagine every time you report to your boss it's prom
 geckoinasuit: oh god this is prom
 Gekyouryuu: @Oscelot no, that's just because fashion is cyclical
 Julian_Rogue: Elysium is casual this is competitive
Master_Gunner: Masque will bring out the *special* mask
Oscelot: @JadedCynic not wrong
 LionelVT: @JadedCynic I see why the Anarchs are as popular as they are
PharaohBender27: I can still hear what Jacob's saying, it's just way quieter
 SmithKurosaki: Or very possibly just bringing Jacob's audio track up
Jasper: Subtitles currently are working and help
 SmithKurosaki: Good to know
Lex: oh yeah, subtitles are great, good tip!
KingTaltia: Oliver? a live wire? Baffling
ms malackey: Oliver, calls one of those Orcas that's been sinking yachts
Jasper: Oliver; Shoal Master
Haights: Ey, we back
Matthew B: Give it a month and he'll be running a sushi restaurant
Jasper: Whitingbane
KingTaltia: Oliver (Puts on cap that reads "Fish want me, Vampires fear me")
Matthew B: Thanks paul/team on audio!
Nate Zabinski: SUDDEN GREEN SCREEN CHANGE
Jasper: @kingtaltia genius
 SmithKurosaki: @Nate Zabinski You mean the tv behind Jacob?
  TheGreenMonster450: worse, vampire prom !
ghyllnox: "Oh I was going to do what I do all the time" "Oliver, what you do all the time is wrong too"
Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu Let me have this XD
 JadedCynic: @LionelVT yep
 Julian_Rogue: @TheGreenMonster450 VamPROM
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Do what she did.
 ContingentCat: 
  ritchards: Discuss Bloody Mary at every possibility!
Oscelot: So much worse for him
Lysander_salamander: uh oh
 Omthebox: 7!?
 ContingentCat: he's right behind them isn't he
ghyllnox: 7????
cavvdor: Oh no
 JadedCynic: @TheGreenMonster450 I used to think "adults are just older versions of the petty children they used to be" - imagine that for CENTURIES with NO improvement
 RealGamerCow: why does it seem like Oliver has huge dice pools
 LionelVT: @Julian_Rogue Y'know REL:Axed? This is REL:Staked
Oscelot: Well hopefully he at least got the context
 Julian_Rogue: @LionelVT Oh thats good. 
 definenull: "and I will slap you myself"
Astramentha: 
 LionelVT: :3
 JadedCynic: 
 circusofkirkus: 
cavvdor: Heightened Senses comes standard
 geckoinasuit: REL:staked is iconic
 JadedCynic: oohhhhhhhhh
 keysaunt: Ohno a tailoring montage
 Diabore: oh no
  Sarah_Serinde: ooh 
 circusofkirkus: Tripothy makeover
 ladylinzington: makeover!
  Sarah_Serinde: Tripothy gets to dress someone up
 tenthtechpriest: MAKEOVER!
Oscelot: Time for a glow up!
 definenull: Makeover!
 Nigouki: D:
 DeM0nFiRe: ooooo boy how is this gonna go
 Arclight_Dynamo: Crap/
 Jakelope13: oh nO
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
NimrodXIV: oh my
 keysaunt: YES its like The Princess Diaries
 RurouniGeo: OHN NOOO
 Nigouki: OH BOY
 geckoinasuit: Toreador Eye for the Caitiff Guy
ghyllnox: Oliver is going to look FETCH
 Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO  Puns are the highest art right?
Sogheim: oh no
 Omthebox: I'm concerned
 Nigouki: OOOOOOOH BOOOOY
 James_the_Dabbler: Oh no
 JadedCynic: MAKEOVER SEGMENT
adept_nekomancer: uh-oh
DaxStrife: ALL his suits are night suits.
 terribleplan: MAKEOVER!
andreagustafson: fashion montage!?!
 LionelVT: Oh boy.
 ladylinzington: Queer eye for the Oliver guy
 ProcyonFlynn: It's time for ART
  TheGreenMonster450: Tripothy, more like Tripobestie !
Oscelot: @geckoinasuit Yessss
Lysander_salamander: woot
cavvdor: Oh I cannot WAIT for this
TheInferno390: omg
 Julian_Rogue: @andreagustafson I had the same thought!
 neisan2112: Oh I gotta see how this is gonna go
JacobBurgessVO: @JadedCynic Well, yeah
 ladylinzington: montaaaaaage
 MyrddintheWizard: OH yes, Tripothy make over
 LionelVT: A lot to work with, huh
nekobun: oliver gonna get the tux that flatters you instantly
 JadedCynic: @ladylinzington Vamp Eye for the Oliver Guy
Sogheim: please let there be a boob window to set off the look
Oscelot: Oh I wish we had a painting for this
 Omthebox: Wood
 Jakelope13: He is going to have ruffles. Please make him wear something straight out of the Victorian High Society
 itira: LOL omg
 goombalax: I love the panic
 DeM0nFiRe: 
cavvdor: I adore Raven
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver pls
Oscelot: @Jakelope13 inb4 Cloud's corseted dress from FF7R
 geckoinasuit: hi raven i also need a new outfit pls
 Omthebox: Oliver is me Fr Fr
 definenull: Of course it's on davey street
 JadedCynic: @Jakelope13 ironic 70's ruffled baby blue wedding tux
cavvdor: Oh no
 Its_VeeBot: *Homestar voice* I'm a bell!
 ladylinzington: I love this so much
 LionelVT: See on the one hand this is like every faux pas all at once, but I feel like they like just how clearly vulnerable Oliver is
 gualdhar: oh this is gonna be fantastic
Oscelot: Oh boy
 Julian_Rogue: OH i really hope they got an artist for like dress portraits
TheInferno390: uh
 geckoinasuit: you. will. be. popular
 gualdhar: is there art? please let there be art
 Lobo_Apache: Oh no... oh nonono Oliver what did you just walk into
Oscelot: @Its_VeeBot *cackle*
 Twilight_Spark: 
andreagustafson: This. Is. Amazing.
 UltraVioletVodoo: please tell me we have art of oliver dressed up
 A_Dub888: @Lobo_Apache a yacht
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver's learning
 definenull: *exeunt stage right*
ghyllnox: Lil serial killer vibes, nothing to worry about
Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde They grow up so fast *sniff*
 JadedCynic: Oliver's reputation precedes him
 RealGamerCow: Quinn is going to be SO pissed when he finds out about Monica
 RealGamerCow: and Oliver
 Julian_Rogue: @RealGamerCow And oliver
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Oscelot: @RealGamerCow maybe it'll happen while they're off island and he'll have a chance to cool off first..
  Sarah_Serinde: How selfless of Tripothy
 Omthebox: Brownie points
 LionelVT: @RealGamerCow That's assuming he lasts that long
 type_variable: poor kaitiff not having a sire
 geckoinasuit: oliver is getting friends omg
cavvdor: Jacob, your characters, story, STing and your voices are utter perfection and I hope you know that
 Julian_Rogue: So awkward you can cut it with a knife
 RurouniGeo: there we have itttt
 JadedCynic: @RealGamerCow Quinn is going to be apoplectic when he finds out about everyone...
Oscelot: I love Oliver
 BusTed: 😬
cavvdor: Jessica laying it on thick
sblue333: 
Astramentha: 
 LionelVT: oof.
  Sarah_Serinde: Jessica has a lot to make up for 
 keysaunt: OHNO
  Sarah_Serinde: oh my
Oscelot: "New adjacent" lol
 LionelVT: OH
Astramentha: oh no
 circusofkirkus: 
 Twilight_Spark: 
 keysaunt: Is it Exposition Time?!!
 tenthtechpriest: OH NO
 fracassio: ooooooh
 Gekyouryuu: whuh-oh
Oscelot: Wuhoh
 Jakelope13: OH BOY
 Omthebox: Ruh-roh raggy
 definenull: UH OH
 James_the_Dabbler: Uh oh
SetraLynn: Oop
mysteenova157: Oh you got called to the principles office!
NimrodXIV: uh oh
 neisan2112: Everyone just peaces out IMMEDIATLY
 itira: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 MyrddintheWizard: Uh oh
cavvdor: Ohhhhhh
 gibbousm: Oh no Oliver!
 KaleidoscopeMind: uhh
 ladylinzington: ooooh
 neisan2112: Oh no....
Jasper: Oliver’s biggest nightmare
Jasper: Public presentations
KingTaltia: Oliver; "I realize I have screwed up" HE'S MAKING PROGRESS!!
KingTaltia: Oliver about to be the best dressed teacher at prom!
Lex: this is going to be Amazing.
Jasper: Love this episode of queer eye
OVERKiLL!: 🫴🏻😐
 keysaunt: You ARE Princess of Genovia
 RealGamerCow: we don't know who Oliver's sire is do we
 JadedCynic: and it begins - Trip wants to know what the mystery man is
  Sarah_Serinde: oooooh
 korvys: 
cavvdor: 
 Julian_Rogue: Banana ducttapped to a wall
 Omthebox: Soul. huh 
 ContingentCat: @keysaunt 
 Twilight_Spark: Wowee
 type_variable: @RealGamerCow we dont
Oscelot: Ooooh
 ladylinzington: 👀
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 James_the_Dabbler: Oh lord
 josh___something: 👀
 gibbousm: run Oliver while you still can
 josh___something: CONCERNING
 arkilyd: Is Oliver lower than 13th gen?
 JadedCynic: P R E S E N T A T I O N !
 geckoinasuit: i love oliver so much
Oscelot: I am FASCINATED
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 BusTed: zoom
sblue333: I wanna see Oliver completely unleashed
 type_variable: still holding onto oliver was sired by siegfried
Lysander_salamander: I know that folks don't have to be Malkavian to be a bit off.  But I'm starting to think Tripothy is a malk that is using his powers to convince everyone that he's a Toreodor
 definenull: Is this secret backstory or Mary shenans?
ghyllnox: Can a lion be a lion tamer?
 James_the_Dabbler: As someone who hasn't watched any of the memoria, oh no
 LionelVT: @arkilyd Nah he's 13th gen
 Julian_Rogue: Oh god I got jumpsacred by the background
 JadedCynic: the glass towers twinkling with lights
Sogheim: I enjoy the background shifts. very good.
 goombalax: The Coov
OmnipotentTrevor: Huh, so a bit of an admission that Oliver is kind of cultivating the impression of someone to be underestimated?
nekobun: dang Vancouver looks nothing like it did in Mario Kart Tour
 type_variable: hey look its that city that got blown up by general zod
JacobBurgessVO: @definenull Just a Toreador with high auspex
 tenthtechpriest: is it not?
 itira: truuue
 DeM0nFiRe: There are several times each episode that's like "oh shit is getting real now" and then shit keeps getting even realer lol
adept_nekomancer: Canada lore!
 geckoinasuit: wait. what is the capital
 Julian_Rogue: @OmnipotentTrevor Weaponized incompetents
  Sarah_Serinde: Victoria is the capital of BC
 NovahTalAura: @geckoinasuit Victoria
Oscelot: @DeM0nFiRe Yeeeeeep
Oscelot: Oooooh
 JadedCynic: It's like New York City is the biggest city in New York state, but Albany is the state capital
 geckoinasuit: honestly as someone possibly moving there in like a year i should learn that
 Gekyouryuu: ah, the kind of wrapping you take care when opening
 goombalax: yesss
 geckoinasuit: @JadedCynic ah yes i am used to dealing with that lmaooooo (from albany)
 JadedCynic: @geckoinasuit perfect! (that was random  )
Oscelot: *snerk* Amazing
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Lysander_salamander: worrying
cavvdor: Wonderful
nekobun: Rider Waite or die
andreagustafson: @nekobun Very nice
 geckoinasuit: hi is the sheriff single
 goombalax: oh shiiit hes Banu
  ritchards: *tips hat*
Oscelot: @nekobun So played out. Mine has cats on it :3
ghyllnox: Oh they're meeting the Banu Hakim *now*
ghyllnox: Fun
 spethycakes: @geckoinasuit probably not baptized....
 Julian_Rogue: *whispers* I don't know lore what does banu hakim mean?
Oscelot: The Benu Haqim are if nothing else at least quite... well they're lawful
 Julian_Rogue: Oh good they heard me through time and space again
 Rhynerd: @Julian_Rogue Strong sense of justice and a strong taste for vampire blood, if memory serves
JacobBurgessVO: @Julian_Rogue Child of Haqim
Oscelot: @Julian_Rogue Hehehe. Oliver is the audience stand in some days
 LionelVT: @Oscelot He's very good at that
 geckoinasuit: i have been playing vtm night road again just for the banu haqim
 Rhynerd: Also semi-related to the Hassassins of the crusades?
Oscelot: @LionelVT extremely
 Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO Touche
numerrik: Sullivan is a turned hunter, correct?
JacobBurgessVO: @geckoinasuit Night Road is SO GOOD!
 geckoinasuit: @JacobBurgessVO it was what made me wanna play VTM- that and your storytelling
numerrik: by Sullivan I mean Oliver, whoops
 SmithKurosaki: Im loving the sheer amount of purpose and respect Olivers getting
OVERKiLL!: HAHA @Cam
Jasper: It’s a nice change
Haights: I am gratituding. This is my gratitude face.
OVERKiLL!: 👀
Oscelot: @numerrik If Oliver was a Hunter, it hasn't been revealed yet
 korvys: @JacobBurgessVO Oh, Night Road - I think you put me onto it, and I love it
Metric_Furlong: oh good
  ritchards: 6? oh you have 6 here? .. .yeah.. sure... 6
numerrik: sticks, called him hunter, so I was unsure
 geckoinasuit: i just confused dmz and dmv and got REAL confused
 Rhynerd: Gotta admit that my knowledge of the Banu largely comes from a lore primer in a video of somebody covering the VR game where you play a Banu Haqim
ghyllnox: They've got lupines in the *park* damn
JacobBurgessVO: Everyone should play Night Road. Closest to a storyteller-less VtM game you can get
cavvdor: Send Silas, he's good at accidentally "befriending" lupines.
  Juliamon: Stalks-By-Night uses the traditional definition of hunter, as in "someone who hunts"
Oscelot: I'm fascinated that they had a treaty with teh lupes
numerrik: thanks
  Sarah_Serinde: Stalks is a hunter (a predator animal) and sees vampires like Oliver as also being hunters (of humans)
cavvdor: Night Road is amazing!
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO Huh. I managed to miss that one completely
 xythrogar: Oh we have a Jacob in chat? @jacobburgessvo  thank you for shouting out the other wod games in the season one post mortem, it ended up with me put onto Exalted  and now I can never play anything else!
 tenthtechpriest: OOF
  Sarah_Serinde: 
JacobBurgessVO: @xythrogar Thank you, my pleasure!
ghyllnox: lmao
JacobBurgessVO: Exalted is also great
 Fruan: @xythrogar One of us, one of us
  LunarJade: yeah… no trouble
 geckoinasuit: i play night road to cry and blood hunt to pretend i am competent at games
  corianderd: none trouble
Oscelot: He's incredibly polite
 type_variable: silas: but what if i summoned bloody mary at court....
 Omthebox: 1 trouble please
Oscelot: I'm fascinated already
JacobBurgessVO: @corianderd absolutely none
  LunarJade: we certainly don’t cause trouble it just kind of happens to be there
 geckoinasuit: jacob needs to stop making me wanna hit on his npcs
JacobBurgessVO: @geckoinasuit No
Metric_Furlong: @Oscelot a few cities do, Chicago does too, for example, although in that case it's more "formal ceasefire"
 xythrogar: @Fruan it hooks into you!
andreagustafson: @JacobBurgessVO lol
 Gekyouryuu: @LunarJade like an Absol
TheInferno390: "Cause no trouble," they say to the Kindred actively engineering solar lazer death traps
 Fruan: @xythrogar Exalted is SO GOOD.
Oscelot: @Metric_Furlong Oh interesting. Given their moral imperitave to hunt agents of the worm, I'm surprised.
sblue333: @Metric_Furlong Do you know the lore? I'm curious if there's anything on Boston
 geckoinasuit: theo! ever since silas' memoriam i wanted to see more theo
nekobun: "Show me your finest lumberyard."
 korvys: @JacobBurgessVO btw, I really enjoyed your VtM:Bloodlines playthrough with Tiltyhouse. I would *love* to see you play Bloodlines 2 when it comes out (maybe if things align it could be a LRR Play It Forward)
 xythrogar: @Fruan So darn good! I read it and sought to run a game as fast as possible, and now I am almost eight months deep into my game and I couldn't be happier with it!
Oscelot: @TheInferno390 Cause no trouble *for us* 
Metric_Furlong: @Oscelot they do, but iirc werewolves of some locations have more pressing threats to deal with than vampires and kind of need to not open a two-front battle
Oscelot: @Metric_Furlong Makes sense
super_ashura: @korvys There's a what?! I need a link.
cavvdor: Tiltyhouse Bloodlines is my happy place and I won't lie, I turn the vods on when I have anxiety issues sometimes to make me smile 
 Mazrae: I'm loving this episode, I'm going to have to try and start this series over again, (bounced off a little season 1)
 geckoinasuit: i need to go find the playthrough of bloodlines now
 sheqesi: Me too
Metric_Furlong: @sblue333 I know a little, but unfortunately I don't know anything about World of Darkness Boston sorry
Oscelot: Yay more Theo time!
 korvys: @super_ashura https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfMwisuUHNDBK3vnHq_omfBhZMiIamI7Y
 cyclopsboi: i also love secret basements
 LionelVT: @TheInferno390 engineering is a strong word for what is essentially emergent gameplay of an observatory lol
JacobBurgessVO: @Mazrae You can start with Season 2 and be fine
 geckoinasuit: idk why but i keep picturing theo as like a greek and much nicer silco from arcane ok. i think i need a nap
cavvdor: For Werewolf, I can only recommend Heart of the Forest, amazing visual novel and won't break your bank.
JacobBurgessVO: @geckoinasuit He is Greek
JacobBurgessVO: Well done
Oscelot: Theooooo 
super_ashura: @korvys Thanks! *opens a tab for later*
 geckoinasuit: theoooooo
 korvys: @korvys I think the playlist is... incomplete, but the videos do exist... somewhere
andreagustafson: Just found the Tiltyhouse Bloodlines... https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfMwisuUHNDBK3vnHq_omfBhZMiIamI7Y
  Sarah_Serinde: @korvys Jacob never finished the playthrough iirc
 geckoinasuit: "what he has been up to" trying to glass bloody mary
 type_variable: well i summoned bloodymary in a telescope buuuuuttttt
 sheqesi: Thank you!
 korvys: @Sarah_Serinde Also that, but there's also a video missing (Part 12)
cavvdor: Theo's voice is like a warm hug
  Sarah_Serinde: Ah fair enough
Oscelot: @cavvdor Agreed
ghyllnox: "So did you know you can't trap Malkavians in telescope mirrors?"
 DirectorStephanie: as someone who was primarily exposed to just her Greek family, Theo strikes me as the man you want to be your cool uncle and is 10 times cooler than you’d ever realize
 RealGamerCow: Oh wow, one of my friends was on the writing team of Bloodlines
 RealGamerCow: glad Jacob enjoyed it
 DirectorStephanie: I know this type of man and they are delightful
 JadedCynic: yeahhh, here it comes - the Camarilla is waning...
 type_variable: i think only jordan is pro camarilla iirc
Lysander_salamander: nice
cavvdor: Oh Theo
Oscelot: "I can never pronounce" hehehehe
TheInferno390: Technomancy? That's a deep cut
 James_the_Dabbler: That's extremely concerning
 RealGamerCow: Isn't technomancy kind of looked down on by most of the houses?
 JadedCynic: @type_variable and a Brujah, who's endebtted to The Giovanni...
Oscelot: *snerk* that press
 DirectorStephanie: I’m waiting for the triple kiss.
Metric_Furlong: @TheInferno390 Jacob does like his deep cuts (see also mentioning Black Dog as one of the boat sponsors)
Lysander_salamander: nice that the camarilla and anarch tremere are talking.  Or worrying.  Whichever, it's interesting and exciting
cavvdor: Every NPC is a hit in this, god
Oscelot: Flawless slip from Greek to Russian there @JacobBurgessVO
 JadedCynic: @RealGamerCow so is a LOT of what Tremere does
 James_the_Dabbler: @RealGamerCow Yeah because they're the bad guys in Ascension if my lore serves me
 DirectorStephanie: something blue! 
Sogheim: clean lines are always good
JacobBurgessVO: @Oscelot He's German, so maybe not that flawless
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Run of the mill" from a Toreador tailor? I think not.
Oscelot: Oh whoops @JacobBurgessVO XD
JacobBurgessVO: 
JacobBurgessVO: Hehehehe
 type_variable: oliver is a teacher he knows ties command respect
 KaleidoscopeMind: does the suit hide the stake well?
 DirectorStephanie: Definitely Tie.
JacobBurgessVO: It's a lighter accent
 JadedCynic: (called it)
sblue333: 
 LionelVT: It's super tough to turn on a dime like that
 tenthtechpriest: probably tailored so well it looks like it was sewn directly around his body
 DirectorStephanie: awwwww
 Nigouki: kinda want Oliver to go full Bela Lugosi
 DirectorStephanie: Ollie looking like a boss
 omdorastrix: *beegees playing quietly in the background*
 Rhynerd: I'm picture Oliver like Colonel Mustard from Clue but wearing blue.
 geckoinasuit: awwwwwwww oliver
TheInferno390: @James_the_Dabbler bad guys is a strong term but the Technomancy is one of the main factions of Mages, yeah. But that may not be what was meant there, since any "normal" magic can't be practiced by Tremere
 RealGamerCow: It's one of those powder blue suits that NBA players wear but make work
 JadedCynic: there's the PRICE for this makeover
JacobBurgessVO: That's Technocracy @TheInferno390
OVERKiLL!: 🔮📚📚📜
 JadedCynic: 'conversation is combat' 
 geckoinasuit: Oliver "Boat Rocking" Tyndall
JacobBurgessVO: Technomancy is a veeeeery rare type of Blood Sorcery
Oscelot: I love the interesting conflux between reciprocity and greed in vampire.
 DirectorStephanie: look, Oliver does not walk softly
TheInferno390: Oh whoops, mixing my terms around 
 DirectorStephanie: he makes an entrance
JacobBurgessVO: (it's a real damn deep cut)
 cyclopsboi: are you able to actually lose weight after being turned?
 type_variable: i had a drama teacher who would always wear tee shirts, and he came with a tie on once for photos and was very upset with us for taking him MORE seriously than normal
 JadedCynic: @cyclopsboi not without a lot of effort of will
  ritchards: @cyclopsboi *whisper* Protean
Oscelot: @ritchards Or fleshcrafting
 RurouniGeo: wowww
 SnackPak_: lol
 Julian_Rogue: I CHOKED
 goombalax: SHOT TO DEATH
 josh___something: AYO
cavvdor: *more whisper* Boon from a Tzimiscie
 tenthtechpriest: 
 neisan2112: aopua
Oscelot: What a thing to ASK someone WOW
Astramentha: 
TheInferno390: That was direct
 LionelVT: What a question
andreagustafson: omg
 ladylinzington: come again?
 ckupf: 1999
 geckoinasuit: JACOB. stop making me spit out me tea
 type_variable: bang*
 A_Dub888: 
 DirectorStephanie: PARDON ME.
 Melfina__: 
 gibbousm: don't do it oliver
ghyllnox: Lmao
 JadedCynic: aw. 
Oscelot: @geckoinasuit rofl
cavvdor: OK
 omdorastrix: OH!
 neisan2112: Just spit water all over my keyboard
sblue333: WTF
 ladylinzington: 😂
Lysander_salamander: nice
Ignatiuspants:   
 itira: daaamn
 DirectorStephanie: Wow
 tenthtechpriest: daaaamn
 geckoinasuit: @neisan2112 me with tea
 fracassio: Oliver: accidental stoic
Lysander_salamander: gracious
Astramentha: WOW
 Julian_Rogue: "work always gets me going" also killed me
 neisan2112:  
 Jakelope13: Trimere do NOT do subtle
 JadedCynic: the Little Black Dress
TheInferno390: omg
Astramentha:   
 DirectorStephanie: subtle? what’s subtle???
Oscelot: *passes out napkins for everyone's keyboards*
 tehfewl: "how about tomorrow, you say yesterday" is P O W E R F U L
one_last_time_:   
Oscelot: @LionelVT *snrrrrk*
SetraLynn: I knew in my heart I was still and always will be a toreador at heart. Glad to know that hasn't changed.
 SnackPak_: 
 geckoinasuit: i am now imagining every tremere in a bathrobe
 omdorastrix: *puts on his robe and wizard hat*
 Twilight_Spark: Forget dark academia, now we're just academia.
 UltraVioletVodoo: robes and wizard hat!
 DirectorStephanie: YAY!
  ritchards: says "Wizzzard" on the hat
ghyllnox: Even if he's not ace, it's a little much to be in the middle of a political tangle and have one of the people who's part of that want to take you to bed
 DirectorStephanie: there better be a hat
 Nigouki: hell yeah wizard robes
Oscelot: Oh he went the Vulcan high council route
Sogheim: I would love to play the worst toreador. class as a dumpstat.
Oscelot: @ghyllnox Yeeeeah
Astramentha: @ghyllnox Absolutely
  corianderd: the black rectangle is like if you intersected a person with a rectangle
 Julian_Rogue: Rizzard robes
Metric_Furlong: also vampire sex can get a bit... awkward
Oscelot: inb4 Silas becomes the Tremere Harpy
 DirectorStephanie: full eagle scout honours
JacobBurgessVO: @corianderd Ha!
 A_Dub888: Magical Boy Silas
Lysander_salamander: hell yeah
 ContingentCat: with no TERF association
 Julian_Rogue: @Metric_Furlong not its fine its a stake in his pants
 ladylinzington: @metric_furlong ...how so?
 JadedCynic: 
 DirectorStephanie: what @contingentcat said
cavvdor: Silas is both observant enough but too nice to be a Harpy
ghyllnox: Sword canes, exempt from the Elysium rules?
 A_Dub888: @ContingentCat good point
 DeM0nFiRe: This one is the camp fire badge (for putting one out, not for lighting one)
 geckoinasuit: i want the tremere fit
 ArcOfTheConclave: this one is for ensanguination
Oscelot: @ghyllnox No weapons means no weapons. There's probably a weapon check though
JacobBurgessVO: @ghyllnox If they don't know about it
 ArcOfTheConclave: @ghyllnox peace bonded?
Metric_Furlong: @ladylinzington well, you know how vampires cry blood because that's kind of the only bodily fluid they have...
 DirectorStephanie: because she’s SMART
Oscelot: @ArcOfTheConclave How... could you meaningfully peacebond something for a vampire?
 ladylinzington: @metric_furlong  OH
 type_variable: oh its a gay club fffffffff
 DirectorStephanie: always have back up flats!
 LionelVT: Oh hey, we've seen this place before
 DirectorStephanie: 
Oscelot: @LionelVT I was just thinking that
 geckoinasuit: oh yeah silas has been here!
  LunarJade: yeah seriously always bring back up flats. it’s useful for rain and such too.
 BusTed: 
cavvdor: 
 geckoinasuit: @LunarJade also in case you need to stake a vampire with a heel
Oscelot: @LunarJade I don't even change into my heels until we get to the place at this point
 JadedCynic: vestibule
 Julian_Rogue: Man trap! or vampire Trap
 ladylinzington: I neatly avoid the flats problem by never wearing heels
 JadedCynic: vestibule/lobby
 DirectorStephanie: @lunarjade or if you end up becoming accidental dd and need to drive unexpectedly
  ritchards: Name, Rank, Cereal
 Simriel: Oliver, why did you say no to that?
 Simriel: also 32 years is... oof a long time
KingTaltia: I think Oliver's learning to enjoy his unlife.
 SmithKurosaki: @Simriel Not everyone wants it tho
 Simriel: See this is why I would 1000% fall for a Honeypot, because I would sleep with the Clearly Bad Idea Vampire
 SmithKurosaki: lol
 Sarah: lots of reasons why you might not want to sleep with someone
 Simriel: I am aware of my own weakness there :p
 SmithKurosaki: heh
 circusofkirkus: LOL
Oscelot: When information is a weapon, giving people information is giving them a weapon.
 kynelwynn: haha
 itira: hahaha
 LionelVT: HAH
Oscelot: rofl @corianderd XD
 BusTed: 
 DirectorStephanie: you’re not JUST anyone, Oliver
nekobun: to be fair she has crushed skulls iirc
 korvys: Diablerized valor
 Julian_Rogue: I laughed so loud when Cori said that I probably jump scared my neighbor
 JadedCynic: titles- a litany of their accomplishments
ghyllnox: "Oliver Tindall, Substitute for Victoria Public Schools"
 Nigouki: Vancouver I can't hear yoooooooooou
Oscelot: @ghyllnox *cackle*
  LunarJade: information you decide to give out can also be your weapon
 josh___something: Well, Jordan DOES occasionally crush various bones
Oscelot: @LunarJade Exactly
 LionelVT: @LunarJade Or theirs, yeah.
 DirectorStephanie: 
 type_variable: i mean if crusher of bones was on the table id take it too
Lysander_salamander: Jo is playing some games
andreagustafson: And we're starting early
 tenthtechpriest: first foot in the door and we're already rolling
TheInferno390: Wow the social combat starts immediately
Ignatiuspants: 'Jo Hinkleman, Crusher of Skulls"
 DirectorStephanie: phewww
nekobun: smol skull-crushing bean
Oscelot: Jus' a lil' bean
 DirectorStephanie: smol bb
andreagustafson: Jo Hinkleman, van driver
 SnackPak_: oh baby, social combat
 Julian_Rogue: to the tune of mortal kombat theme.  "SOCIAL COMBAT!"
  corianderd: just a widdle brujah
 DirectorStephanie: alright everybody, get your wits sharpened
Sogheim: is this the "make Jacob come up with names and accents" time?
 lirazel64: Jo, evader of lupines.
Oscelot: @Sogheim Knowing him, he already did
 Julian_Rogue: @Sogheim Knowing Jacob he's rehursed. (endeering)
cavvdor: Jo, mistress of vans
  LunarJade: we don’t make Jacob do anything
Astramentha: I am SO excited for this 💙💙💙
 DirectorStephanie: reminds me of Bylaw & Order 2’s big party in Ep1
  LunarJade: he brought this on himself
  corianderd: @LunarJade he offers to do stuff all the time too!
Metric_Furlong: Ravnos Ted!
 JadedCynic: Jo, Van-Jouster of Victoria
Oscelot: @JadedCynic Yessssssss
 LionelVT: Yeah Jacob makes Jacob do things
JacobBurgessVO: @corianderd You'd think I'd learn
 type_variable: @JacobBurgessVO learning is a suckers game
 LiveFaust: JAXOB makes Jacob do things.
  LunarJade: @jacobburgessvo I hope you never learn
Metric_Furlong: ever forward, never learning
  corianderd: @JacobBurgessVO wanna cube that?
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO I mean you'd only think that if you didn't know you 
 LionelVT: @LiveFaust Sometimes
 Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO If you learned anything from kathleen it's her life mantra "live and don't learn"
JacobBurgessVO: @corianderd ...yes
 DirectorStephanie: @corianderd ohhhhhhh
Oscelot: I'm cackling X3
 JadedCynic: Oliver has the excuse of "he doesn't know any better"
  Sarah_Serinde: luckily for Jessica 
TheInferno390: Oliver is the Kindred version of a social wrecking ball
Oscelot: Yessssss 3 temp will
 DirectorStephanie: no kings, no rulers, Just Jo!
 ladylinzington: this is going to be fabulous, I feel like I should have popcorn
  LunarJade: I don’t need any willpower. I roll perfectly
  Sarah_Serinde: You're right, silly me
Oscelot: @LunarJade The scary thing is I kind of believe you
  LunarJade: all my rolls are exactly as they should be
Oscelot: Exactly as the Fates designed
  LunarJade: 😈
 LionelVT: That was exactly what I was thinking lol
 JadedCynic: technoMANCY
OVERKiLL!: HAHAHAHA
KingTaltia: I love how much Jacob's reading everything Cori's going for.
 SmithKurosaki: yup
Haights: cwusher of skuwws, uwu
KingTaltia: I feel like "Oliver Tyndall; Craftsman" would be be nice and fitting for Oliver.
 SmithKurosaki: yea4
KingTaltia: Oh, come to think of it, Kindred would go freaking wild for "Oliver Tyndel; Son of a Carpenter" for the blasphemous pun.
TheInferno390: Oh good, Cameron and I made the same mistake lol
 Julian_Rogue: Oliver plays hard to get
cavvdor: Best move, Oliver
Astramentha: Ooooooooooo, good play
 JadedCynic: Oliver "Cool Mystery Guy" Tyndall
 geckoinasuit: i love oliver scheming
nekobun: oliver "no one knows corner guy" tyndall
Oscelot: It's so good
Astramentha: niiiiiiiiiiiiice
 geckoinasuit: i am so happy to see oliver at court
 kynelwynn: Which way they're going? That leads to Wonderland rules
 LionelVT: That realization from last session really hit him, huh
Oscelot: Oh yeah @LionelVT
cavvdor: So jealous of the LRR game shelves each time I see them
 LionelVT: @cavvdor same
  ritchards: Heather rolls perfectly.
 LionelVT: Well, yes and no. 'cause they represent a lot of interesting stuff, but also a lot of weight on their shoulders in a way
 geckoinasuit: we love this for him
 LionelVT: but that's not what we're here for lol
  LunarJade: the dice are my friend. they have moons on them and so they can only be my friend
Metric_Furlong: ah yes, bringing up The Sabbat at Elysium, that can only go well 
DaxStrife: He just thinks they're neat.
Oscelot: @LunarJade Oooooo. Now I want to see them
 ckupf: @LunarJade if not friend then why friendshaped?
 Twilight_Spark: Sociality, I love that move in Mortal Kombat.
Astramentha: lol
cavvdor: Flawless response
super_ashura: Again. Love when the GM gets a reasonable hard "No."
 geckoinasuit: this is so well set up as a social evening
 LionelVT: ohhhhhh boy
  Sarah_Serinde: oh boy 
Astramentha: yesssss gettim boi
Oscelot: "Yo what's THAT guy's deal?"
nekobun: hello i'd like to subscribe to Quinn Facts
Oscelot: Bless you Oliver
Jasper: You’re so right King
 BusTed: 🙂
 Fruan: 1 is not 0
Astramentha:   
 cyclopsboi: oliver is a bull in a china shop and its amazing
andreagustafson: Subscribe: Quinn Facts
cavvdor: Hahhhh
 type_variable:  
Oscelot: Hah, the Nothin' To See Here on the neon in the background. XD
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 neisan2112: Oof
Oscelot: Ouch
JacobBurgessVO: @Oscelot 
ghyllnox: Sounds like he wouldn't be missed
 PharaohBender27 rolls a 6 on sneaking back in - he trips, but not *as* badly.
 JadedCynic: Quinn was their 'canary in a coal mine' to test how the Victoria Kindred-Eater is working
 neisan2112: Gets sent to die, just gets stuck with a shit job.
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO Awwww Sagan! 
 Nigouki: Quinn is slowly cooking
Metric_Furlong: oo, good word
 JadedCynic: @ghyllnox well he would, but only a a check mark on a clipboard
 PharaohBender27: Now that I'm back from dinner, I'm going to assume that things have gone several varities of sideways during my 45-minute absence? 
phoenixfeather14: @PharaohBender27 checks on PharaohBender to see if they need a cure light wounds
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 Oh yes
Lysander_salamander: nice
 PharaohBender27: @phoenixfeather14 Nah, only my pride was wounded 
  ritchards: powerful
 JadedCynic: Cone of Silence! 
Oscelot: Cone of Silence is sweet
andreagustafson: @PharaohBender27 Not yet...but the night is young!
 ckupf: Never ask the cost
 PharaohBender27: Oooooh
phoenixfeather14: @PharaohBender27 okay, I can't heal that 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 JadedCynic: oooooh 
Astramentha: yesssss GO OLIVER
 LionelVT: Y'know what, that's a pretty good use of a boon, all things considered
 DeM0nFiRe: So were the memoriams filmed in between E4 and E5?
 JadedCynic: Masque just hands Oliver a dossier "The Giovanni"
Oscelot: They're fair, at least
 DeM0nFiRe: No wait they knew stuff in the memoriams in e1
 JadedCynic: @DeM0nFiRe before s3 started - I *think* it was soon after s2 ended
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah they've been referencing stuff from the memoriums all season
 JadedCynic: HEHEHEHEHE
 BusTed: 
Oscelot: I'm entertained that nobody is trying to figure out anything about Zigfried lol
 ContingentCat: Mask wants that tea
 PharaohBender27: 
f_zoe_blackheart cough sputters
f_zoe_blackheart: OLIVER
  Sarah_Serinde: go Oliver
Oscelot: Masque demands teeeeea
 A_Dub888: Is it Mask or Masque?
 SnackPak_: Oliver is making moves
Astramentha: 
Oscelot: Let's heckin' go Oliver
one_last_time_: @A_Dub888 Masque
 LilyOfTheVeil666: LET'S GO OLIVER
JacobBurgessVO: Masque
 Nigouki: Unleashes the full Oliver
 ContingentCat: ah sorry *Masque wants the tea
 JadedCynic: play both ends as an information source
 PharaohBender27: 
Jasper: The Tevinter court sequence from Dragon Age Inquisition
Oscelot: Oh I don't like that open ended information
super_ashura: Oliver was told this was High School Forever, so he went to the Principal.
cavvdor: Animism buddies!
 ProcyonFlynn: Well he seems nice.
Oscelot: "Send me info and I'll give you SOMETHING"
 JadedCynic: ooooh, that is a relationship forming up
Astramentha: FUCK I love this so so much
 DeM0nFiRe: Oliver's like "Ok, I finished reading the rules manual. Let's play the game now" 
Oscelot: @DeM0nFiRe rofl
 A_Dub888: When he says "rats and seagulls", does he mean that literally? Because Oliver can do that.
 DiscordianTokkan: General Milling. o7
 Twilight_Spark: General Mills remembers.
 type_variable: he did spend a boon from the pri- regent to be candid
 JadedCynic: Oliver & Masque with an established communication channel of animals
 tehfewl: o7 General Milling
 PharaohBender27: @A_Dub888 I bet he does
 MyrddintheWizard: o7 General Milling
 LionelVT: @super_ashura Feels more like the head of Student Council
Metric_Furlong: General Milling has a pretty distinguished service record
 JadedCynic: Silas 'I'm just a Himbo, honest' Reed
 Rhynerd: @A_Dub888 Nosferatu have some communication with animal powers too.
TheInferno390: Oh he for sure means that. Masque likely also has Animalism
 PharaohBender27: Welp
Metric_Furlong: @Rhynerd Animalism is one their three main disciplines, yes
 cyclopsboi: "bonuses for being pretty"
 JadedCynic: Headcanon - Vancouver is basically pushing the half-blood 'epidemic' (unintentionally ) onto the Island...
cavvdor: Silas is too good a boy
cavvdor: So far
 Arclight_Dynamo: @JadedCynic Unintentionally?
 LionelVT: @JadedCynic Who's to say that's not part of why people weren't coming back?
 LilyOfTheVeil666: @jadedcynic Oh, absolutely
 JadedCynic: @Arclight_Dynamo well, they don't *care* one way or the other
Oscelot: @JadedCynic Pretty much. It's the next closest big city, and nobody wants to move to friggin' Kelowna
 JadedCynic: but there's the question of - are the thinbloods just teh 'normal' vancouver population, or has it been a uptick to them too
Metric_Furlong: Oh Good
cavvdor: Ohhh
 JadedCynic: ohhhhhh
ghyllnox: Lovely
  ritchards: chat did wonder
 LionelVT: Yeah that doesn't surprise me
 JadedCynic: like "James Bond"
TheInferno390: That's just lovely and doesn't have any Protean implications at all!
 PharaohBender27: So, average LRR crew height 
ghyllnox: But, at least there's not necessarily resurrection shenanigans
  LunarJade: getting you that info you wanted chat
 LionelVT: now *why* they did that, that's what we don't know
Astramentha: Reverend(s) Brother Sweetwater
 JadedCynic: @ghyllnox never say never
ghyllnox: Thanks Heather 
TheInferno390: Reverend Brother(s) Sweetwater
 DirectorStephanie: ah, so it is Ms Thurman
 JadedCynic: @LunarJade thank you! 
 DirectorStephanie: back as the Bride one more time!
 Jakelope13: Please let the Reverends Brother Sweetwater all be literal actual brothers
 LionelVT: That would be amazing
 JadedCynic: Reverend Brother Sweetwater(s)
Metric_Furlong: Reverends Brothers Sweetwaters 
Astramentha: @jadedcynic thank you for completing the set
 A_Dub888: Ah the Creepy Watson
 JadedCynic: @Astramentha it's my clan compulsion 
 DirectorStephanie: ah, a Sam Wilson fan
 Simriel: Oh Oliver...
 Simriel: I am curious how Double Agent Oliver will work out
 SmithKurosaki: Right?
liz-Istrata: oh no Jacob's microphone
 Sarah: the mic gets better again, it just takes a bit
OVERKiLL!: good 'ol Otaku Jeff BACK at iT . . i am also intrigued with Adams progression of Oliver.
 Simriel: I wonder if Oliver is going to become terribly power hungry
Astramentha: @jadedcynic pffffft
Oscelot: "Closely" heh that's.. yep
 DirectorStephanie: ohhhhh no
Master_Gunner: heh
Oscelot: Oh boy. that's not public knowledge...
Lysander_salamander: uh oh
 LionelVT: oh. my god.
TheInferno390: Jo
Astramentha: uh oh
cavvdor: Oh BOY
 JadedCynic: remember - Brujah really don't like Authority structures...
Metric_Furlong: things have never been more fine than they are now
 DirectorStephanie: JO
 LilyOfTheVeil666: OH BOY
Mai_Andra: "We've been sending them to a farm up state..."
 JadedCynic: 
 Diabore: this is the bad feeling, why is there bad feeling
Metric_Furlong: Everything is approaching a level of Fine previously thought to be mythical
 LionelVT: "If anyone asks, my name is Reverend Brother Sweetwater, and I was never here. Everything is fine."
  Sarah_Serinde: oooh 
 fracassio: SLAP
 PharaohBender27: 
  ritchards: another slapping!
 JadedCynic: @LionelVT CHEF KISS
cavvdor: Slap 2.0!
 DirectorStephanie: one shot!
 Diabore: im fully expecting "can i join in the yelling"
Sogheim: Jo being super Bruja today
 PharaohBender27: 
 josh___something: Jo wants to topple some power structures today
 JadedCynic: gentlefolk of chat?  Welcome to POLITICS
Metric_Furlong: jessica is now at 2 willpower
Oscelot: Hooooboy Jessica
 Omthebox: Its something
 memnus: 
 Diabore: "this some  BULLSHIT"
 cyclopsboi: YES CORI YES
 kynelwynn: Cam good pantomime
  ritchards: So... Social combat you say...
 LilyOfTheVeil666: 
Oscelot: "A scene occours at you"
 A_Dub888: UM
 JadedCynic: Jo sees a barrel of gasoline, and starts tapping two pieces of flint together
Lysander_salamander: oh boy!
 cyclopsboi: cori is now oliver lol
 tenthtechpriest: she stepped in the AoE
Lysander_salamander: yay
 Fruan: The fastest way to end social combat is to turn it into combat combat
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 SnackPak_: Brides and Berserkers was the last campaign 
Oscelot: Hooboy
 Nigouki: oh boy
 JadedCynic: undermines the Camarilla's standing and reputation
Metric_Furlong: whole new realms of Fine being established for everything to be
 type_variable: wrong camera with names there
 korvys: Remind me - The Bride is the... Malk primogen?
Oscelot: Oh boy, if she'd frenzied...
Metric_Furlong: @korvys yep!
Oscelot: @korvys Yep
  ritchards: and that's how you Bruhaj!
 Diabore: ah, so this is what jacob meant by "it wont be quick"
Lysander_salamander: heck
 fracassio: hachi machi
 PharaohBender27: @type_variable Ooooh, you're right
Oscelot: Uhoh
TheInferno390: Holy moly
 Nigouki: rude
Oscelot: RIP The Bride
 josh___something: holyshit
 LionelVT: bwuh
 Diabore: good first shot
 Julian_Rogue: Now she's the Ex bride
Lysander_salamander: great stuff happening
cavvdor: Goddamn Jo
 korvys: Cori, the start of the scene "The Bride should be quick, right?"
cavvdor: So good
 korvys: 
 RealGamerCow: That was a "I love this game so much" moment from Jacob
Master_Gunner: Jo treating social combat the same way she treats actual combat, I see.
  corianderd: @korvys it was
  Sarah_Serinde: what indeed
 ContingentCat: uh "kindred"
TheInferno390: We live in a society
 LionelVT: @Master_Gunner I mean hey, if you can, you might as well, right? What could possibly go wrong?
 Gekyouryuu: @Master_Gunner it has the word combat in it, what else was she supposed to do?
Lysander_salamander: is Masque still wearing the plague doctor look?
cavvdor: I love Masque so much
Oscelot: I feel like Masque is a walking smooth face man meme on the inside
 JadedCynic: Vancouver Kindred Culture is a tower of popsicle sticks held together with bits of red yarn tying them together, and our Coterie are a quartet of crows...
 MyrddintheWizard: Kindred, this is a Wendy's
 SmithKurosaki: so far seems like
OVERKiLL!: pretty organic and well played over the last couple sessions to be honest.
 Simriel: Some folk are still bitter about Carthage
 Simriel: Adam really does suit that hairstyle doesn't he
Haights: HONK HONK
 amative1: oh no
 Simriel: Also his shoulders are Extremely Angular these days
Jasper: Jo dropping a boulder down the well
 geckoinasuit: i forgot how dramatic masque is and i love it
 RealGamerCow: sword of Kain?
Oscelot: @Gekyouryuu Fair point Gek XD
 geckoinasuit: @MyrddintheWizard it was about to be a waffle house brawl
f_zoe_blackheart: @MyrddintheWizard take a perversity point or a fugue token, your call.
 Julian_Rogue: He keeps the Masqu-rave going
sblue333: Prom King moment
 ladylinzington: playing Masque looks like a lot of fun
super_ashura: Cori pulling a lynchpin with surgical efficiency to wrecking ball efficacy? You don't say!
 Arclight_Dynamo: "They don't even go here."
 Diabore: not our monkey not our circus
 LionelVT: Kindre-denny's
 geckoinasuit: not our circus not our monkeys
 BusTed: oho
 kynelwynn: aww
Oscelot: Nuuuu!
 JadedCynic: WOW
 geckoinasuit: nooooooooooooooo
 shendaras: aww
 JadedCynic: 
 Twilight_Spark: Wowee
TheInferno390: Sadge
Lysander_salamander: nice
 josh___something: NOOOOO
 LionelVT: waaaaow
 DeM0nFiRe:   
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  Simriel: Jo pulling sone real Brujha shit tonight:
 PharaohBender27: Another cliffhanger!
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ckupf: That was awsome
 Jakelope13: Uhhhhh, which 'party'?
Lysander_salamander: Great episode tonight!
f_zoe_blackheart: Cori you monster
 geckoinasuit: jacob you evil gremlin
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 memnus: Oof.
 iris_of_ether:   
 JadedCynic: thank you all so much for this 
cavvdor: Amaziiiiing!
 lirazel64: Lovely!
Oscelot: Oh good, the Bride wasn't taken to The Room In The Back
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 jdr_42:   
 keysaunt: Uuuuughhhhh Why so sooon :'( Its so long until next week but it is worth the wait
f_zoe_blackheart: CORI YOU MONSTER
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 LilyOfTheVeil666:    
 goombalax: woooow
 RealGamerCow: Good stuff, as always
 sheqesi: What a cliffhanger!
JacobBurgessVO: Thank you everyone!
andreagustafson: dang....but I need more story!
 mercano82: “finish the party” doesn’t sound ominous at all.
 iris_of_ether:   
 lirazel64: 100 100 100 100 100
 PharaohBender27:   
 Gekyouryuu: man, next session is gonna start of SWINGING
SaxPython:   
 DirectorStephanie: thank you players! thank you tech folks! thank you storyteller!
 PharaohBender27: 690
 ProcyonFlynn: A cliff-hanger?  But that city is at sea-level 
cavvdor: That smirk on Cori
Oscelot: Thanks everyone, this was amazing
 cyclopsboi: this was fangtastic
 LionelVT: I hope beyond all hope that the reason this is the last series of NADTD is because it'll become Vancouver By Night
 AriaHibiki: ty for the wonderful session! 
Metric_Furlong: I like how every episode of this is the best episode of the series
 BusTed: Pulled at the right thread
mysteenova157: You all are amazing it was a great session thank you!
 JadedCynic: picked away RIGHT at the weak ponts
 kynelwynn: @ProcyonFlynn Then I hopethey fall off a sea-cliff
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DiscordianTokkan: fank you
 Nigouki: Thank you for the great show!
 MyrddintheWizard:      
 Diabore: cori rolled a 20 on dumb luck
  TheGreenMonster450: fang you too peeps
  Sarah_Serinde: v—v
 korvys: Fangk you
 BusTed: fangk you
  Simriel: @jacobburgessvo You are a monster in the best way
cavvdor: Niiiiight!
Lysander_salamander: fang queue
 Omthebox: Fangk you jacob
 spethycakes:   
 JadedCynic: fangk you
 DeM0nFiRe: F
 Brozard: Fangk you!
ghyllnox: Fangk you!
 goombalax: Fangs for the memories
 SnackPak_: o7
 Twilight_Spark: That makes sense.
Oscelot: @LionelVT Ooooh now that's a fun theory
SetraLynn: I love Malkavians so much.
 Weagle: Rocks fell, everyone died
  s1ck1y: ripperoni
JacobBurgessVO: Fangk you!
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx:   
 josh___something: Cori going right for the throat
Ryban89 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
 DirectorStephanie: Fang you team!
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 sheqesi: Fangku
  unarmedoracle: I think that went really well
 spethycakes: The (Un)End
 Gekyouryuu: dying of embarrassment counts as dying, right?
 LiveFaust: 
Ignatiuspants: that was fangtastic!
JacobBurgessVO: @unarmedoracle Ahahahahahahaha
abhorrentascendance: Oh well...TIME TO REROLL
 JadedCynic: yeah, when The Bride leaves, obviously there's no one of importance to follow back there
andreagustafson: Knives would be so proud of Jo
SetraLynn: Amazing scenes tonight, folks. 
 JadedCynic: c'est la vie
 Rhynerd: Can't believe the Bride blew up all of Vancouver.
Weagle subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 95 months, currently on a 95 month streak!
 Weagle: 
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 ladylinzington: The important thing is no one overreacted
 RealGamerCow: a couple of no-scope moments from Jessica and Jo
Ignatiuspants: it's a shame the entire coterie is dead now
SaxPython: 
 JadedCynic: good luck with it 
TheInferno390: No worries
Oscelot: Thanks for the work on it
  s1ck1y: slapped the mic out of jacob
 Brozard: Hopefully a simple fix
 ContingentCat: not perfect system, but a very good system
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WittyPricklySrirachaSeemsGood-yNks1gpJbloIG8_Q
 DirectorStephanie:   
Oscelot: Patreon, bits, subs
 ckupf: 10/10 episode
 lirazel64: You know, if I ever visit Vancouver, it's going to feel really weird.
 Brozard: Patreon dot com!
 spethycakes: You're doing great 
 cyclopsboi: thank subs, schedule
 JadedCynic: what's up next in the schedule?
Oscelot: Coming up
 DirectorStephanie: fang you Heather
  Simriel: Beautiful
 KaleidoscopeMind: something about demons
 Lobo_Apache: You give us words of affection for being good?
 Julian_Rogue: Sponsor read? patreon read? sub and bits?
 sheqesi: @s1ck1y HA!
 ContingentCat: now we do what we do every night, try to take over the world
 Twilight_Spark: Push buttons or whatever
 matthaus_c: card kingdom!
  Sarah_Serinde: Jacob just told us about Patreon, it's fine 
 Laurence72: Just have Jacob redub his limes 
 PharaohBender27: Patreon, store, coming up, subs, bits
ghyllnox: I've heard there's a cheat sheet you can reference?
SaxPython: By the way, DriveThruRpg has pretty good cyber Monday sales.  Not super good VTM sales, but pretty good across the website
super_ashura: Tell us if it was luck.
Metric_Furlong: have you tried going left?
  ritchards: clearly the next step is to play episode 6
 korvys: Now you have to come up with a "Finale"/"Ep6" pun
TheInferno390: Chat is choosing kindness war
andreagustafson: You just hang out and chat with everyone 
Astramentha: Give banan?
 omdorastrix: Sponsor/Pateron/Goodbye/Sub-Read/Bits/Secret Podcast
  Sarah_Serinde: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
Oscelot: I'm way too used to having to keep my ADHD streamers on task 
 JadedCynic: we're Pavlovian conditioned and you rang a bell 
 LionelVT: @s1ck1y Slapped the XLR right out of the microphone
  Sarah_Serinde: youtube.com/lrrtt
 JadedCynic: @Oscelot same o/\o
 josh___something: Chat is ever helpful (derogatory)
 Brozard: Oh yeah, I need to reach out. My DB order status is "partial refund"?
Oscelot: @JadedCynic o7
  Sarah_Serinde: They were very good and answer some...yeah.
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Shoot bank, rob cops!
 Williams4jesus: !findquote luck
  LRRbot: Quote #6001: "How does luck in Canada work?" —TappyToeClaws [2019-04-19]
  ritchards: Jo did no wrong!
Oscelot: @Brozard beej@loadingreadyrun.com iirc
 terribleplan: There may be more questions, who knows
  Sarah_Serinde: I was definitely confused multiple times before I saw them 
 josh___something: Jo did zero wrongs
  Simriel: How many episodes were recorded?
 Brozard: @Oscelot Thanks! I'll confirm before I send
JacobBurgessVO: You don't gotta watch the Memoriums, but they're cool bonus content.
phoenixfeather14: Oh, boy were there some bangers in those memoria!
andreagustafson: House of Lies
 gibbousm: I watch live, my friend watches the VOD. How long do you think it will take to work out the mic issues
  Sarah_Serinde: The crew kept referencing stuff that they'd already done as if we knew about it but we did not know
JacobBurgessVO: You SHOULD watch em though
 Gekyouryuu: the truth is, Heather knows everything about all of them EXCEPT her own
 ContingentCat: !homestreams
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager , twitch.tv/sergeafterdark | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO The tasty tasty spice
 LionelVT: You should watch them, yes.
 Omthebox: Gasp, a thing to do
 RealGamerCow: please watch the memoriams, they are superb
 korvys: I am extremely curious about Oliver's... deep soul?
 ProcyonFlynn: Entertainment > Content
 PharaohBender27: 
JacobBurgessVO: Hewwo!
 lamina5432: gnight
andreagustafson: Thanks crew and chat, it was fun!
 DirectorStephanie: the memoriams are super good
 shendaras: 
 Brozard: ooo secret notes
cavvdor: Thank you all!
Oscelot: Thanks for Hosting Heather
 LionelVT: One entire Jacob, right there in chat!
 Julian_Rogue: we can tell cuz they're see through
 LordZarano: Ghost notes!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 BusTed: heheh
 LionelVT: Yeah, I jumped too!
 JadedCynic: yeah....I can see that.
JacobBurgessVO: Ahahahahahahahaha!
cavvdor: Hehe
Oscelot: *cackle*
  Simriel: Oliver is realising that he has Power and it's great
Astramentha: oh dear
 DirectorStephanie: …..
 sheqesi: LOL
WardsarTheWriter: The future is terrifying.
 amative1: so they are
ms malackey: NGL, I kind of want to see Cori's version of Oliver
Alice Quintanilla: wowowow
 amative1: fang you
OVERKiLL!: VvV🩸🩸 VvV
Alice Quintanilla: fang you!!
 SmithKurosaki: o7
Alice Quintanilla: VvV VvV
Haights: Fang Q
OVERKiLL!: Peace Yall catch you on the next one
OVERKiLL!: 🔧💙
KingTaltia: Silas; "I'd like everyone to know about the thinbloods... but I won't"
KingTaltia: Jo: "SO ABOUT THEM THINBLOODS?!"
KingTaltia: Sorry, I'm a bit behind
 Gekyouryuu: "this is getting out of hand! now there are two of them!"
 JadedCynic: 'morning'
  Simriel: I can't wait for Oliver to become a Monster 
 LionelVT: I've never played this game, and my understanding is you take Premonition hoping to never use it
 Williams4jesus: !premonition
 DirectorStephanie: this can’t be the last season (I understand if it is, but I just am feeling whiny)
DaxStrife: Yesss, that's so good!
 RurouniGeo: oh no ben has to redo that puzzle lol
 JadedCynic: obviously they're not dead yet
 BusTed: A library of some sort
 type_variable: its a library
 Williams4jesus: !findquote premonition
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Gekyouryuu: Library
 LionelVT: and yet at the same time, knowing for a fact that you will
 DirectorStephanie: “surviving”
 Vilun: there was no messy crit this episode, was something wrong?
 Gekyouryuu: PUBLIC library
 PharaohBender27: Well, this game did!
 spethycakes: @Vilun banking our messy crits for the finale, I hope
Oscelot: 100 
abhorrentascendance: Eldritch library?
 DirectorStephanie: @spethycakes clearly
 LilyOfTheVeil666: GARBAGE DAY
 DirectorStephanie: GARBAGE DAAAY
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 LionelVT: Is that allowed? A good game on Watch + Play?
 PharaohBender27: @LionelVT It's happened before!
 Rhynerd: ^
 sheqesi: They had to clean up the messy crits from the last session this session so no time to messy crit again
 LionelVT: Yeah but is it *allowed*? lol
 DirectorStephanie: There will be friends!
 KaleidoscopeMind: maybe jaham and grames
andreagustafson: @LionelVT Probably against the stream's TOS
 LionelVT: That'd do it
 BusTed: Sounds accurate
 fracassio: Wow, a true expert!
 sheqesi: Legit
 DirectorStephanie: correct
 Brozard: Wake Up Luker
Oscelot: Got there
 LordZarano: !infil
  LRRbot: The glossary of fighting game terms can be found here: https://glossary.infil.net
nekobun: get a willpower back for that
 LionelVT: @Brozard Wake Up Sandblast
WardsarTheWriter: Actual fake news?!
Mai_Andra: Wake Up Cross-up
 DirectorStephanie: 
 LionelVT: (Sandblast is all I know about SF6)
 Laurence72: A member of the House of Lies getting better at lying? Oh no....
 DirectorStephanie: 
 Mnemonicman: \o/
Oscelot: Become an antediluvian by surviving the flood of info.
 DirectorStephanie: thank you again for hosting Heather!
 LionelVT: (But it should be said that I count Akuma Mattata as offsetting like half of what I thought I knew)
SaxPython:  
 DirectorStephanie:   
 TheAwkes:  there
 DirectorStephanie: let’s goooo
Metric_Furlong: sad_trombone.wav
 SnackPak_: 
 shendaras: 
Oscelot: I always want to put the Z first on lirazel too for some reason
 spethycakes: 
WardsarTheWriter: Great success!
 DirectorStephanie:   
  s1ck1y: heather's the GOAT
 LionelVT: Got there
 lirazel64: YOU DID IT!
Metric_Furlong: we should, but what if we didn't?
Riandisa: Thanks for the great stream all and thank you for hosting tonight, Heather
 PharaohBender27: TBH I also keep making that mistake with lirazel's username
 Twilight_Spark: Or play the next episode nobody will tell? 
  Simriel: Fangtastic
Oscelot: I've got food coming \o/
SaxPython:  
 omdorastrix: BAAA!
 SnackPak_: game of all time
 serramarkov: Again, again@
Lysander_salamander: doing ok
  corianderd: Heather's the GOTY
 Julian_Rogue: greatest of all time
Oscelot: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: o/  
 DirectorStephanie: thank you again for this wonderful series
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!
Oscelot: Night Heather
 sheqesi: Thank you, Heather!
Lysander_salamander: Thanks for being here
Oscelot: Night Chat
 Rhynerd: have agood one!
 LionelVT: Greatest of The Year
 ContingentCat: thanks Heather g'night
 spethycakes: Good night! Thank you, Heather!
Mai_Andra: We could go another hour.  You got any games on your phone?
Metric_Furlong: @corianderd Heather sang Somebody I Used To Know?! 
 Rhynerd: thanks for the stream!
 PharaohBender27: Today was my mother's birthday!  Reason I was away for part of the stream was for a nice dinner with her and my father
SaxPython: @metric_furlong 
 LionelVT: Isn't the fruit fruit train somewhere on that stream deck?
 Brozard: You're in Vancouver now
Ignatiuspants: some days we all go on a train
 RurouniGeo: can confirm trains exist at a time and place
 Julian_Rogue: Not that kind of autism
 DeM0nFiRe: There's probably trains in that miniature museum I've heard talked about!
 spethycakes: Amusement parks, probably
 Mazrae: Ask Ian?
 ContingentCat: Yes
 kynelwynn: Only Trains
 type_variable: isnt the train song on the deck
ghyllnox: https://www.amtrakvacations.com/destinations/victoria-bc
 lirazel64: On the backs of dresses?
  Seabats: ggs ggs
 LiveFaust: Become the train you want to see in the world.
  corianderd: at minature world
 serramarkov: Ideally trains are on tracks, not beside them...
 BusTed: ggs
Oscelot: @ghyllnox Huh.
 PharaohBender27: I have to imagine there's a train station in Vancouver!
 spethycakes: if you can't find one, build one
  Seabats: yep
  Seabats: idk tho
 ContingentCat: secret trains
Oscelot: I just got the nosferatu trailer XD
 sheqesi: There's a box of plastic trains in the other room
  Seabats: peter weatherall has em
  corianderd: there used to be a trai to courtney
 lirazel64: Fruit! Fruit!
Oscelot: On Douglas street apparently
 LionelVT: Gotta figure out Weatherall they're here or not
Oscelot: *actually* right next to Miniature World XD
 LionelVT: Outstanding
 Rhynerd: Does miniature world focus on miniature trains or are any minis welcome?
 LionelVT: I always got the impression it was all very unusual minis
 LionelVT: So not really trains
 LionelVT: But I've never been, so idk
Oscelot: @Rhynerd https://miniatureworld.com
 PharaohBender27: Google-searching for a train station in Victoria immediately sends me to a station in Vancouver 
 LionelVT: I click the link and am immediately greeted with a model train
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 https://www.amtrak.com/stations/vbc
 LionelVT: I realize I have never been more wrong in my entire life
 Rhynerd: and little knights!
 Rhynerd: and apparently if you scroll down there's a mini space station?
 PharaohBender27: 
 korvys: 
  ritchards: night!
 LionelVT: Sure is
Oscelot: See you then Heather o/
SaxPython: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 JadedCynic: champing at the bit for it! 
 MyrddintheWizard: 
 PharaohBender27: @Oscelot Yeah, note that it literally says that that's a BUS station
Oscelot: Aight, I'm off. See you chat o/
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 Oh whoops, missed that
 Rhynerd: I should head off too. Have a good one (once again)!
 LordZarano: Every railway on Vancouver Island known to OpenStreetMap: https://overpass-turbo.eu/s/1V6k That sure is a lot of railway=disused and railway=abandoned, some of which are cycleways now, but there is a railway=miniature in Victoria too
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