Feculent games from the internet midden || WATCH+PLAY

Metric_Furlong: title change
Metric_Furlong: it is time for garbage day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
 MalFnord: ooh, feeling poetic apparently today
Creideiki_SE: "Internet midden" is a neat phrase.
Creideiki_SE: But I do feel obliged to point out that the Swedish word for "midden" is "kökkenmödding".
 baltimore_667083: !box
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 TehAmelie: Jihn Midden, AEIOU
 baltimore_667083: uuuuuuuuu
  TXC2: Hello everybody
 TehAmelie: aloha
  TXC2: hi TehAmelie
 SnackPak_: 
 red_shoes_jeff: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (Graham and Alex are prepared... are you? It's Garbage Day!) at Wed 01:00 PM PST (0s from now).
 baltimore_667083: 
 SnackPak_: 
  TXC2: red_shoes_jeff  
  Juliamon: 
  TXC2: CONTACT
 wench_tacular:   
 baltimore_667083:   
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 lightfut: Trash day! Trash day!
 TehAmelie: i got a warning that the stream may have certain content
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 richard_ermen: Yay, fellow garbage-eers, the time for trash has come =)
 sporkraptor: yay I'm here for trash day! I know what I'm doing for the next couple of hours... 
 richard_ermen: @TehAmelie certain?
bi0buster: It's the day, the day for garbage!
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 TehAmelie: as opposed to no content, i guess
 Astra7525: uh.. no music playing is intended?
  TXC2: remember that Watch and play streams are NOT for cardiac people 
 TehAmelie: but if you think about it, it's the content free streams that do real psychic damage
  TXC2: Astra7525  no music for me either
 MalFnord: Ask your doctor if Watch + Play is recommended for you
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 richard_ermen: Hmmm weird, no music here either.
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 richard_ermen: I wonder, was Twitch the actual overmind dealing psychic damage all along?
  Juliamon: Not that weird, sometimes they don't turn it on
 sporkraptor: @MalFnord your doctor: "no. hell, no. ABSOLUTELY NOT."
 TehAmelie: nice, the email alert used the word "yon". i did that myself for the first time like two days ago
Critterbot: This eerie silence...! 
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 KBKarma: Nearly a full year!
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Jethrain: i was starting to think i had audio issues
 HangingBunny: YEAH Garbage Day!!! I'll have to catch it on YouTube, silly deadlines 
epsilon_vee: @TXC2 cardiologists? cardassians? 
Niahlah: and Lo... the wrathful Graham brough down the many rejects from early access upon the the lamenting Alex, whom could only make attempts to escape from every level presented before him..
 Earthenone: dia de los garbos
 Astra7525: The Toot image was a... choice
DideRobot: LRR: 'tis WATCH+PLAY - Feculent games from the internet midden | Graham sups upon the saltye tears of yon poor Alexander, force'd to play the benighted games | https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113596567616051150
 TehAmelie: el garbos gigante
 KyranTheWalker: GARBAGE DAY! WEE!
  TXC2: side effects of Watch and play include vomiting, diarrhoea, standing against the devil, rectal bleeding and a condition know as "sponge fingers".
 richard_ermen: Muscia!
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  TXC2: there's the music!
 sporkraptor: aaa! the music startled me XD
 northos: @TXC2 what if I'm a cardiac person?
   LoadingReadyRun: oops
 IbunWest: 
 MalFnord: Now that I read that, maybe we're getting Oops, All Elden Ring Clones today?
 Nigouki: and here I thought we were getting the silent treatment
 varmintx0: I did not get my 'GARBAGE DAY!" out fast enough.
  TXC2: northos  well then procede at risk I guess 
 richard_ermen: Clearly, the Internet is all Darke Soulse tonight
  TXC2: here we GO!
TheAinMAP: 
TheAinMAP:    
 KBKarma: I'm gonna be a bit distracted - doing my weekly M4.
 wench_tacular:   
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 TheBorzoi: Garbage games but not a garbage resub.
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 baltimore_667083: 
 SnackPak_: 
 LurkerSpine: 100 Garbage Day!
 TheWriterAleph: watch AND play? better clear my schedule.
 Bassios: Holy crap I made it in time!
  TXC2: Hello Graham and Alex
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 TehAmelie: greetings
 ButterBall000: Oh shoot I caught it on time
 Keab42: The Finest Feculence
 KBKarma: I think you'll find I'm Alex.
  TXC2: hydrate or diedrate
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 notthepenguins: Garbage day!!!
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coolbond: @Loadingreadyrun volume is low
 wiganlass:  
 Barb4rian:    
  Juliamon: volume is normal
 Drasvin: Aw. Alex doesn't have an inviso-can today.
  TXC2: there we go!
  TXC2: thanks Graham
 KBKarma: @TheWriterAleph Watch AND Play? In THIS economy?!
NimrodXIV: wowza
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 notthepenguins: Is that permitted????
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 MalFnord: wwwwwaaaaahhhh?
Patorik: It's like having a noisy truck idling outside your house all day, and then it leaves and you feel the weight lift away
 niccus: that means the commenters dodged and are about to backstab you
 SpacePotato01: Maybe we just died.
 KBKarma: I enjoy watching Graham and Other Alex every fortnight.
 LordManiMani: My Lord, is that *legal?*
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I was surprised they didn't fix any of the runback in the remaster
 SymphonySolstice: gyarbage dyay
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Wow, @LoadingReadyRun !  Stream title today is 15/10!
 Alness49: It's maybe when they didn't hit their stride with pacing
 Astra7525: It's always an astounding feeling when you go back to a game you remember having played in the past and then realize with how much of terrible shit you have put up with.
 jacqui_lantern234: OH LOOK!!!!! its a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY 
  TXC2: demon's souls is the wight brother plane of souls games
 30teracyte: the top replies on twitter have been so bad
  TXC2: Hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 ClodiumSoride: catch you all in the VOD!
 ButterBall000: Having similar thoughts with my Call of Duty binge
 IbunWest: i still love demon’s souls 
 TheDangerWaffle: hawwwwwooooooo everyonnnnne
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 sporkraptor: pat er ion
 Marvoleath: @30teracyte you can now filter replies based on ppl's sexual preference? D:
 TheDangerWaffle: WHAT
 SymphonySolstice: hm
 SnackPak_: huh
 wench_tacular: ewww
 LordManiMani: QWOP
 TheWriterAleph: that's worse?
ANeMzero: @30teracyte letting the most tedious and awful people pay to be on the top of every thread was... not great.
 jacqui_lantern234: UH OH!!! FLESHIES
phoenixletmeuseadashd: if this is bloody qwop, yeah,...
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  TXC2: what scandal is fleshgate ?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: where is that beep from
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phoenixletmeuseadashd: I have heard it before
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 CaptainSpam: We've seen this asset house before, haven't we?
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 Mazrae: Garbage Day!!!
 richard_ermen: "Monster Nuditiy"
 Commander_Taz: I was just about to say, we've been in this house
 MehallD: Delicious Cinema Bars
 notthepenguins: Uhhhhh
 SnackPak_: cinema bars makes it art
noSmokeFire: most of us have fleshgaits, if you think about it
 varmintx0: noooooo
Powerhelm: I’m double dusting LRR atm
 TheDangerWaffle: I am ... what
 wench_tacular: coward!
 sporkraptor: monster boobz
 Tangsm: Cinnamon bars sound delicious
Patorik: I love there's even bloom on the menu
 SymphonySolstice: good start good start
 eric_christian_berg: Awwwwww
 fiftymcnasty: Monster Dong
 LurkerSpine: wait, fleshgait is another name for a skinwalker?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: fleshgate sounds like the ultimate political scandal.
 Keab42: Nice of them to default it to off
 margieargie: "Monster nudity" I didn't know I was in this game <_<
TheAinMAP: 
 arcaneIllumination: Thank god that's an option.
 Shparky2197: Hi friends, how are we today?
 TehAmelie: candy you eat in the cinema?
NimrodXIV: putting the flesh in Fleshgait
 jacqui_lantern234: no no no, hear the game out on the monster tiddies 
 30teracyte: but with the bars it becomes cinematic nudity
  TXC2: hello Shparky2197 welcome
 Drasvin: Are cinema bars the candy you get at the movie theatre?
johnalogue: Is the stream offline or is something wro-oh dear something is wrong
 UnknownFriday: Fleshgait sounds like a horror retheme of the Ministry of Silly Walks.
ANeMzero: "Leaving that one off" Strangely off-brand for Alex but gotta put the channel first
noSmokeFire: show the monster hog on the hog monster
SaxPython: Does Ben still have a top 5 speed run in this game?
 Anaerin: Oh, also note this is MonsterGAIT, as in the way of walking.
 Rhynerd: let the monsters have their pants.
 CaptainSpam: "No, no, the monsters aren't nude, the nudity is just monstrous."
 MatzerKat: Those wall panels are... too textured
 LordZarano: What's the difference between "Display" and "Graphic Settings"?
4 raiders from AdzyandJaneComics have joined!
  TXC2: Hello Raiders
 AdzyandJaneComics: What fresh spoor of madness is this?
 fiftymcnasty: Gotta make the money back on this game
 baltimore_667083: @AdzyandJaneComics yes
 Marvoleath: Early access or "sponsor this game actually happening"
Powerhelm: “Performing fleshgait”
 TheDangerWaffle: Hi Adzy! \
bi0buster: Glad we're not doing jam games, I need to fix my DBGJ project still!
  TXC2: you're just in time for Fleshgaite
thetoastmonster: just in case EIGHT people share the computer and all want to play this game themselves
phoenixletmeuseadashd: wow they gave up quick
 AdzyandJaneComics: FleshGait?
 ButterBall000: Pay money for them to be incorporated?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I have questions about these headlights
 AdzyandJaneComics: Skinwalker was too on the nose was it?
noSmokeFire: @thetoastmonster maybe we'll have to stagger save our fleshgaits for the best ending
Jethrain: they're also... metallic?
 RealGamerCow: drop shadowwww
 sporkraptor: very shiny highway
Jethrain: Very very shiny
 Anaerin: Inch-thick paint.
 YeetTheRich_: rails?
NimrodXIV: they have a thickness
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I guess everyone here definitely stays in lane
 notthepenguins: And gold?
ANeMzero: your traffic lines should not cast shadows.
Powerhelm: the fleshiest of gaits
 TheDangerWaffle: @AdzyandJaneComics you missed the part about monster nudity
 MatzerKat: Are the road lines actual geometry? Oh goody
Boon_33: new highway standards are getting out of control 
epsilon_vee: but below where the bottom of the car tires are floating
 RealGamerCow: Did you know that highway dotted line stripes are 10 feet long?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: that's how paint works, alex.  If they were painted below the ground, you would be able to see them.  
 AdzyandJaneComics: Yeah. I knew nothing about the premise, but I was like "FleshGait?" Oh, it's about Skinwalkers
Boon_33: car can fly confirmed
 YeetTheRich_: dark souls has a lot of that
Powerhelm: wow flying cars.
Jethrain: ooh, hovercar
 tidehollowcat: Always appreciate the attempt at doing a cinematic thing instead of just throwing you into gameplay.  Though that's a low bar
 ButterBall000: Is this Horror Birdemic?
bi0buster: That's not an amateur thing, you can use it to preload higher quality assets for cutscenes.
 MatzerKat: I'm almost certain that's not how headlights work
 northos: and they're clipping with foliage I think 
 Anaerin: They've also been disappearing behind the trees.
 Shparky2197: It's funny how much of a cargo cult these developers feel like. Putting things in their name without realising that all those abbreviations and terms actually mean something.
NimrodXIV: headlights are lighting under the car
 RealGamerCow: another W&P game where Bloom is set to "MORE"
 northos: yeah like that 
 kilnfiendpotter: Hello friends!!! How are y'all doing? I'm getting over a cold that - like a femme fatale's legs - just won't quit.
 betweenmyself: was browsing the PS5 online store and saw what appeared to be a game in which Donald Trump kills zombies, and it was unclear whether it was meant as satire or a loving tribute… 
Powerhelm: weird rock garden
rentar42: oh yeah, I'm catching the making of the sauce live!
 Ehrin_CB: I don't 100% hate this cutscene. just feels like a draft copy
 DahudLefthanded: Have all these credits been the same 2 names?
Boon_33: naw, this hovercar is on-road only
 RealGamerCow: good hand tho
Jethrain: love text going off the edge of the paper
 sporkraptor: oh *that's* immersive
 Anaerin: Why does that cellphone have a GODDAMNED SEARCHLIGHT on it's back?
 GrassVortex: given the intro, it feels like they are aiming high with the mood and feel
 SnackPak_: 
 notthepenguins: Oh hell yeah
 YeetTheRich_: wow i hate that flashlight
  TXC2: hello kilnfiendpotter hope you feel better soon 
Amentur: Fixed camera and tank controls 
 sgowell: oh good. we had parking henge on our GPS
 GrassVortex: oh no
 TehAmelie: have you seen a real road that goes into the woods and just stops? there is one next to where i live, so surreal
 sporkraptor: why is she wearing a glowing shirt
 DahudLefthanded: @anaerin and where can I get one?
rentar42: I know no context, but now I want to run around handing such a "tutorial sheet" to people around and make them question if they are in a game.
  Juliamon: honestly that's what it feels like when I turn on my phone's flashlight at night
 margieargie: REAL tank controls
   Anubis169: 'ello all 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I don't hate map as control tutor.
 tidehollowcat: Oh I hate that
 iris_of_ether: Silent Evil is definitely a nickname for my intestines
ANeMzero: We found a way to make tank controls worse
 Anaerin: @DahudLefthanded Right?
  TXC2: hello Anubis169
Powerhelm: it’s like I’m watching gameplay for PlayStation 2 days.
avged: that's some wattage on that phone light
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 azureHaights: Bigg Ferne
 TehAmelie: we've entered the urwald
 Shparky2197: @anubis169 hi there!
 SnackPak_: who's pouring a bowl of shredded wheat?
   Anubis169: there's no intent
DigitalSeahorse: ack ads
Powerhelm: nah that’s a Yert.
 TheNerdWonder: that light feels too bright to be coming from a cellphone
rentar42: that would be an in-tent experience
johnalogue: Tank control, but we only get clutch braking and not dual transmissions.
 AdzyandJaneComics: This protagonist is built like a bistro but handles like a restaurant
 Drasvin: I prefer tank controls when the control of the camera is minimal or bad.
 YeetTheRich_: help. me.
 baltimore_667083: @SnackPak_ my bad
 RealGamerCow: Microsoft Sam?
 Tangsm: Your garden doesn't grow bouquet style?
 CataclysmicReverb: TTS?
  Juliamon: oh no
 SymphonySolstice: 
   Anubis169: Who has a phone light that bright?
 northos: yeah sounds TTS
 YeetTheRich_: no way dude
noSmokeFire: oh, yeah, totally TTS
  Juliamon: gotta be TTS
 baltimore_667083: YES
  TXC2: i've broke apart my insides
 Bassios: The step sound effect is not synched with the model stepping and it hurts my brain
 DahudLefthanded: Is that Microsoft Sam?
 Ehrin_CB: we are so back
DoodlestheGreat: OH BOY
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh god AI has taken over VA
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah thats gotta be TTS
 azureHaights: Ah yes, Help Me, the Kelis/Timo Maas song
 sporkraptor: Alexa, help me
Cheese_Hammer: Resident Hill: Silent Evil will be the name of my next asset flip horror game
 gsyhiap: Voice actor is falling asleep I think
 kilnfiendpotter: Ah yes help me Alexa
bi0buster: Maybe undercutting the mood a bit with that TTS
Metric_Furlong: yes. voice acting. definitely not test-to-speech
TheAinMAP: This is not an in-tents game.
 SnackPak_: o7
phoenixletmeuseadashd: also that appears to be a cellphone flashlight and damn if so
Powerhelm: How did they put my Alexa into a person?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Help me, Spock, help me
 kilnfiendpotter: OK google help me
infinite_bagel: Amogus...
 Marvoleath: It sure is a voice, not sure on the acting
noSmokeFire: think happy thoughts
 lightfut: That wasn't TTS?
   Anubis169: You are... WASD
 sporkraptor: Alexa is confused
phoenixletmeuseadashd: "remember to struggle"
 azureHaights: Where? Am I?
 sporkraptor: her name is definitely Alexa
 MatzerKat: "Where? Am I?"
 UnknownFriday: Her watch is outside her coat.
 TehAmelie: actual tanks can crank their treads in opposite directions and literally turn on a dime. what we have is worse than tank controls
undecided44: Where...am i?
 Ehrin_CB: I will remember to struggle
 AdzyandJaneComics: Hey Alexa, I think I just died, play Wonderwall
Powerhelm: this game is a struggle.
 Anaerin: Your searchlight.
   Anubis169: it's ON
 Earthenone: !smash
 TheMerricat: So the reviews indicate this is text to speech and all the dialogue is in TTS.
noSmokeFire: my smash 
 DahudLefthanded: TTS wouldn't have such weird intonation
Jethrain: this is 100% TTS
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Laserbeaks_Fury: My phone is soooo drunk.
 baltimore_667083: "my phone is smash"
bi0buster: Remember to struggle to be added to the advice?
 accountmadeforants: Phone got smashed into a thin film
  TXC2: "that's right, I'm ho mer et e er"
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 Crad0k: "it's a phablet!"
 YeetTheRich_: how old is this game, we had better TTS 15 years a go
 Shparky2197: Becky, lemme smash
 notthepenguins: Why is it still lit up then?
 CaptainSpam: Remarkable screen that's smashed and still perfectly on.
 cobthegreat: Phone smash?
nevermore913: What will you do without a phone
 sporkraptor: okay house?
 sporkraptor: where house come from?
 Earthenone: yeah i love the res-evil fixed shots early on
 sporkraptor: Alexa please find house
 AdzyandJaneComics: the house reveal was pretty sweet
Powerhelm: “Hello, my name is Ash Williams”
  TXC2: JUMP SCARE!
 sporkraptor: oh no he has a face
noSmokeFire: he's happy to see you
DigitalSeahorse: no it's another AI voiced robot
  Juliamon: a fleshgait
 AdzyandJaneComics: Called it
 sporkraptor: alexa please identify monster
  TXC2: a fleshgaiter 
Patorik: Was that supposed to be the RE1 zombie reveal?
 baltimore_667083: that's a 1920s wendigo
 northos: oh, that's the NON nude version? 
Invitare: why is it making the Reaper noise?
 Julian_Rogue: I love the inception bwhas
johnalogue: @TehAmelie Like I said, some tanks can only cut power to one side and therefore *do* have a turn radius. Most Cold War MBTs abandoned that entirely, but it was common in WW2
 TehAmelie: "i shouldn't have taken three valium before going here"
 tidehollowcat: Look at that fleshy gait of his
DigitalSeahorse: an ent
Powerhelm: where’s her flesh light?
 DahudLefthanded: At least the creature design is original
  Juliamon: bwaaaaam
ArcadeEngineer: they turned up qaaludes knob too high on this ai voice
   Anubis169: it has inception rubberbanding
 iris_of_ether: 
 Astra7525: The Spencer Mansion we have at home
ANeMzero: Saving money on lighting by using nothing but sodium vapor lights indoors.
DigitalSeahorse: very smol ent
rentar42: there's no attack, he just wants to hug!
 sporkraptor: Alexa has entered The House
Cheese_Hammer: at least he’s not nude
 Saintnex: got to love that casual jog when you are being chased lol
 kilnfiendpotter: BWAHHH
 itira: D:
 tidehollowcat: Enter the survival horror
 wench_tacular: phrasing?
Metric_Furlong: Alex
ANeMzero: clip it
 Julian_Rogue: Hi stream highlights
 baltimore_667083: ALEX
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 CaptainSpam: Hey, is the cinema bar open?
 Makrosian_Tay: Alex
 azureHaights:  We will all go together wendigo
 kilnfiendpotter: ALEX
johnalogue: Some sort of invisibleish man strolling toward us
   Anubis169: that title looks like they started out ok... then gradually ran out of space on the title screen
 ButterBall000: That's called a sphincter
 Natimus_Prime: Oh, it's a play on Skinwalker.
 SnackPak_: have you checked your fleshgait?
 Astra7525: If it's one-way it's a Fleshdiode
 sporkraptor: alexa please call an emergency
 kilnfiendpotter: A gate tends to go both ways
 kumatsu: if/and fleshgait
Powerhelm: double flesh gait.
Bruceski: "Look, we took another run at the script and we're gonna need twice the voice lines but can't pay any more." "Okay but you're gonna get half the acting."
 AdzyandJaneComics: "Open the pod bay fleshgates"
   Anubis169: LOL
YakkShakk221B: Sphinx statue
 iris_of_ether: Who up gaiting their flesh
 Anaerin: Please note, it's GAIT as in walking style, not GATE as in doorway.
 tidehollowcat: Toe to tip that's a Resident Evil
noSmokeFire: @Natimus_Prime oh, it totally is. how tasteless
 TehAmelie: that's a new kind of printer error
DigitalSeahorse: aaaaaaaaaaa
Laserbeaks_Fury: Quiet Knoll
 Julian_Rogue: ah it became a decompressor
elkae: oh my god we know this house
johnalogue: That was not the right sound to follow that statement with, game
  TStodden: Paging Dr. Beej?
 mwlsn: Compressors scare me to death
Powerhelm: clearly you’re playing a woman that is tripping.
rentar42: "WinZIP exploded on me!"
 RealGamerCow: remember kids, air compressors are bombs
 sporkraptor: random pallets, excellent decor choices
elkae: there was another game in this house for sure
DigitalSeahorse: yikes!
 SymphonySolstice: that's like my worst fear, exploding air compressor
 KBKarma: The VA is text-to-speech, I think?
YakkShakk221B: I would too, that's spooky
 sporkraptor: everybody decorates their giant mansion with rotting pallets
 Nigouki: a pressure vessel "letting go" is never quiet
   Anubis169: it's oxygen, of course you can walk through it
YakkShakk221B: these don't real
 sporkraptor: and tanks of flammable gas
  TXC2: this is.....decour for a lobby
 mwlsn: I swear another of those indicators of amateur vs pro is how far you take your bump mapping
 Astra7525: It's not reacting with anything, not even matter
johnalogue: @Anaerin So the strange slow walk is intentional, then?
 Julian_Rogue: a fire exciter
Powerhelm: ahh the 3 flesh gaits
 azureHaights: aw heck, a tea
rentar42: "we don't do collissions in this ouse"
YakkShakk221B: someone forgot to add collision
 KBKarma: Ea-nasir?!
 sporkraptor: they took the boobs off the lamia
YakkShakk221B: hi friend
 ph0enix__42: Inflamable vs Intangible
DigitalSeahorse: twitch, pls fix clips
Powerhelm: flesh Sphinx
 wench_tacular: bop it
Boon_33: blocking doors
Powerhelm: lotta stone for a game with flesh in the title
 KBKarma: What is the PC wearing on her wrist?
johnalogue: Some guy in the country is trying to help this poor hallucinating woman, trying to approach nonthreateningly and everything
 TehAmelie: speaking of Resident Evil puzzles, i learned today tigerseye is made of asbestos
 sporkraptor: love how the music just *stops* when you bring up the map
 azureHaights: "we're in deep" nah, we got the subocean for that
 MatzerKat: A knee-height gurney?
  TXC2: some Babylonian or Summerian thing there
   Anubis169: i love the map screen cuts off the music
 Anaerin: @KBKarma A "Smartwatch"?
 Astra7525: "Jill Sandwich! Jill Sandwich!" "We have Jill Sandwich at home"
LathosTiran: door blocker with plenty of room to just crawl under
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Powerhelm: ahh the No Music Map
YakkShakk221B: that chair looks crunchy
noSmokeFire: the camera cuts sure are disorientingg
   Anubis169: F for Four
 Keab42: The Foulest Feculence to Fluster this Fine Fellow and Fester in his Fortitude
 bytecaster: Space I think
 Gekyouryuu: Heck, I'm always late on garbage day
DigitalSeahorse: what strange placement of rugs
 KBKarma: @Anaerin It is huge and very glowing...
noSmokeFire: f for four
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YakkShakk221B: oh cool
johnalogue: @Astra7525 Gordon Ramsay may have a review for this game, with that in mind
 LordZarano: F is Fird-person view
 bytecaster: Interact was space I think
innerbeard: I heard 3d taint controls
 MatzerKat: It's not exactly a fresh gait
Powerhelm: a Fleshy walking gait is the secret ending.
  TXC2: I mean, it's kinda impresive they have both kinds of view
 notthepenguins: Female walk cycles are too hard Graham its not their fault
 HolyHadouken: oh my god that door opening sound
 Mazrae: Is this a low version map of the game Ben tried to speed run?
 GasCityGaming: I see what you did there G, and I appreciate it
johnalogue: F, for paying respect to different game cameras
YakkShakk221B: the saddest dining room
  TXC2: but then again CnC renagede did 15 years ago 
 KBKarma: BELT OF THE FAITHFUL, UNLOCKED.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is that lamenated?
   Anubis169: is that paper laminated?
innerbeard: ITS LAMINATED
 niccus: oh good it's laminated
YakkShakk221B: i can usethistocarryitemsifind
johnalogue: That door did not close normal and not in a scary way
rentar42: " she says calmly.
 KBKarma: It was "Belt of the Faithful", yes?
   Anubis169: it's several sheets laminated
Scarbble: the early weening!
Amentur: Because her pants don't have actual pockets?
Jethrain: @KBKarma i'm so glad i'm not the only one that heard the prayer warriors voice there
 Earthenone: hehe, the weening hours
 sporkraptor: real weening hours
 Gekyouryuu: @kbkarma was that a venture brothers reference?
Powerhelm: “A toilet. I can use this to poo”
YakkShakk221B: weening the mollusking
DoodlestheGreat: Weenies!
johnalogue: The arm came up like some kind of SFM animation!1
 MatzerKat: Weening? Ocean man, take me by the hand...
DigitalSeahorse: we always put our Persian rugs right where they'll get the most dirt on them, flush with all the doors
 Marvoleath: intererupting
LathosTiran: one line has the bottom of the font cut off
Laserbeaks_Fury: it is VIGGO!
 KBKarma: @Gekyouryuu Prayer Warriors. The source of the name of this programme.
 Crad0k: HE IS VIGGO!!
 Barb4rian: Yes. Viiiiggggooo
Bruceski: did the pages go from 1/3 to 2/5?
HavenDragon: everything about this feels off to me
Powerhelm: The entire game feels like a Craigslist ad.
   Anubis169: the 'i' in Something is a Turkish I
 MehallD: not up to, Graham. Just Up the three
 northos: *it would be up the three of us
 TheWriterAleph: wtaf
 azureHaights: There's no tittle on the i in Something
 mwlsn: Excel pains
 Julian_Rogue: I get the feeling the gait mistake is a "English isn't first language" problem
Jethrain: not "up to" - just "up the three of us"
Aceviru: I hate it when my exl pains
 Mazrae: This is why proof readers are needed
DigitalSeahorse: doesn't leave much room for a door to open at the bottom
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean at least we know it not...yeah Alex got there
 TehAmelie: completantry room and board? sagn me up
 Gekyouryuu: @kbkarma right, got it confused with shore leave putting on the religious armor that one time
 KBKarma: Also, Graham: Sulivian. Not sullivan.
 gsyhiap: It's like English, but every other word is punctuated with a faceplant onto the keyboard
johnalogue: @HavenDragon I mean yeah, the margins on this printed paper are totally wrong!
YakkShakk221B: Foayer
 couchboyj: "Add typos so it looks like it wasn't written by AI"
Bruceski: nope, I misread it
   Anubis169: LOL
 betweenmyself: perhaps these are just super advanced portmanteaus rather than misspellings and grammatical errors?
 Earthenone: if your morning lasts 10 hours, consult a doctor
DigitalSeahorse: 
 GasCityGaming: Once again on a Watch and Play I would like to offer my services do Devs as a proofreader. 5$ per page
Jethrain: agaition??
 KBKarma: Sullivian...
YakkShakk221B: Flesh Agaition
Cheese_Hammer: what year is it? 20
  TXC2: MOONWALKER !
 TehAmelie: are they related to the Antidiluvians?
 BusTed: she's good
YakkShakk221B: tremendous
 KBKarma: Quick, do it while humming Thriller.
 notthepenguins: That's an alarming way to describe her...
 mwlsn: That's the fleshgait
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rentar42: now THAT's a gait right there!
 Anaerin: "Her Beauty exceeds her age" - so she's underage, then...
   Anubis169: i'm BAD, i'm bad... oh yeah baby i'm BAD
HavenDragon: moongait
 TheDangerWaffle: that is actually pretty excellent
YakkShakk221B: she's good
 TheMerricat: So I have no idea if this is how the game actually got its name but apparently the term Fleshgait was the internet's attempt to come up with a skinwalker concept but in a 'non-culturally appropriation" manner.
 Ehrin_CB: gettin smooth with it
KeytarCat: "her beauty exceeds her age" is creepy af
Powerhelm: the true sequel to Thriller.
maxlethebeast: I can't wait for you to moonwalk away from the zombies.
 Julian_Rogue: Only have one gait scycle
johnalogue: @GasCityGaming Does each x/5 count as one page, or is the fact it's displayed as one sheet of paper count?
 tabbyphobos: So that's the fleshgait huh
  TXC2: Anaerin yeah, that's what I thought too
 raulghoulia: Annie is a Smooth Criminal
LathosTiran: so i did a backwards extened super slide 
 Gaelan_Maestro: is she wearing a smart watch r a wrist flashlight?
 kumatsu: called shot: can't pick it up until the game tells you you need one
innerbeard: rubbing your torso on all the objects in a room
 richard_ermen: Well, remember, she has no pockets to put the hammer in.
 Ehrin_CB: Wait, is the moon walking faster than just walking forwards?
 TehAmelie: funny how the singer on the soundtrack emotes more than the main character
  Simriel: You know what they say. No such thing as a free Hammer
Powerhelm: Why haven’t you struggled yet?
 KBKarma: @richard_ermen She does now. That's what the belt is for.
 TheDangerWaffle: lmaooooo
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DigitalSeahorse: hehe
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @BusTed I'm pretty sure she's BAD.
 northos: @Ehrin_CB I think it's slower, but 10x funnier
johnalogue: @TheMerricat Oh no you're right it's literally just [human surface] [human casual locomotion]
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 Shparky2197: Goodbye music
 BusTed: @thedepthandbreadthofseth 
 Ehrin_CB: @northos hard agree
 raulghoulia: Better than FF7 Rebirth. Cloud can't moonwalk
  Simriel: Wait not Hammer, Lunch. I always get those things mixed up
 Mazrae: She's such a "smooth criminal" while walking like that
DigitalSeahorse: this ad is so bright
 sporkraptor: by the way this statue is important
 baltimore_667083: yep that's an item
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GiftedArtsyDolphinGOWSkull-H44cBmfdpRKnmmXy
 sporkraptor: alexa please explain gun
   Anubis169: a clipozine
 azureHaights: hanGUN
 TheWriterAleph: hawd gawn
YakkShakk221B: handguun
Critterbot: "clip" 
 baltimore_667083: clipozine!
 Nigouki: a, so for a Mauser C96
 Barb4rian: clipozine for bullat
 Makrosian_Tay: Handguun
 Saintnex: good ol handgon
ArcadeEngineer: this game is more than ten pounds?!
johnalogue: "We need to remember to move these statues back since we moved them for some reason earlier"
 TehAmelie: that sounds nearly as weird as the old "I'm a horse now"
 UnknownFriday: John Madden. John Madden.
 richard_ermen: The fac they're trying to use semi-realistic lighting makes this look terrible,
 mwlsn: This tts is we have Dave's Spokesman at home
DoodlestheGreat: Wang chung?
YakkShakk221B: love how she holds it three inches from her face to inspect
ScrapyardGhostTrain: That sounds like AI voicing.
 sporkraptor: a clip for a nine milimeter han gun
 TheWriterAleph: it's not just ai voice, it's bad ai voice
johnalogue: A clipozine of sorts
  TXC2: also clearly a magazine
 baltimore_667083: bullat may or may not be included
 TehAmelie: i think that's Doom 4
 azureHaights: I can't stop, Elmo, I have to find a handgon
 Julian_Rogue: Isn't that just doom?
 GasCityGaming: That's Doom
 KBKarma: They have. It's called Unreal Tournament 2004.
Laserbeaks_Fury: keyas and locks are magazines and guns
 TheDangerWaffle: WITH A GUN!
 ButterBall000: Passwords are "gun"
 ProcyonFlynn: A puzzle game with all the standard trappings and puzzles - or you can use a crowbar.
noSmokeFire: the lock on this gun takes a 9mm bullet
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Actually that might be System Shock
YakkShakk221B: Huh
  Simriel: The only answer is A Shotgun
 CataclysmicReverb: Spoilers for an 2016 game, but Remnant did that
YakkShakk221B: Oh cool
 bytecaster: Gun is the universal key
Trixalicious: No, clearly you need the club gun to shoot the club lock.
 CaptainSpam: I mean, that sounds like if Enter the Gungeon were a horror puzzle game.
 sporkraptor: pfffhaaaaaaaahahahaah yeah
johnalogue: That sounds like a solid little project, just start blasting through elaborate nonsense with a shotgun
 Ehrin_CB: Highly polished floor!
 MatzerKat: The floors are SO shiny.
YakkShakk221B: corpse
 KBKarma: Yer man's not having a good day, methinks.
  Simriel: It's John Deadsman
DigitalSeahorse: 
 BusTed: immaculate floor
YakkShakk221B: he looks like he's made of bark
  TXC2: he twitching, they subbing
 baltimore_667083: why does megamind have wings?
prince_infidel: A lot of Sumerian architecture in this house
   Anubis169: The hammer was too small for the nails
 Tangsm: These hotdog winged angels are interesting
DoodlestheGreat: Damn, look at those statues. I wonder if they are not monstras.
 BusTed: someone's been waxing this place clean
 Inquisitor_Xian: isn't that the pazuzu statue from the exorcist?! lol
 tidehollowcat: Time to get some oil and burn that body!  I've played these games before, I know how this works
 Redbassist: Is the map with us in the room? 
 kumatsu: VALIDATION
 gsyhiap: 
 Gekyouryuu: Am deadsm'n ok?
LathosTiran: taking our 9mm clip for a walk
 Astra7525: the expression of pain on Alex's face
YakkShakk221B: time to moonwalk again
 TehAmelie: hmm Control did have you use a gun/key and aside from some platform puzzles it was almost all fighting
 richard_ermen: Isn't getting a hammer to open a door basically just another sort of key.
 LordZarano: Dear body Twitching on the floor: "can I join?"
 Drasvin: Unless they want you to find a crowbar to open it.
johnalogue: Once again, we have some easy options for "easier than the boarded door"
 Earthenone: a book on string theory?
 Shparky2197: Love that you need to know you need something before picking it up
 KBKarma: Get ready to tilt!
DigitalSeahorse:  needed to know how to use the string
YakkShakk221B: oh the hammer doesn't real
rentar42: I vote crowbar
 Ehrin_CB: something something Knowledge is Power
Jethrain: i'm betting it's a different, identical hammer
 bytecaster: I bet we need to find a crowbar
ScrapyardGhostTrain: To pick up a piece of string, you must first discover the fuse.
noSmokeFire: "i need an ANGLE GREINDER to remove BOARDS"
 Wolfstrike_NL: #teamcrowbar
 Anaerin: It's not the hammer, you have to go find Gordon Freeman to borrow his crowbar.
 KBKarma: Time to tilt.
Bruceski: oh, THAT kind of fuse
 richard_ermen: I hate when games do this
 iris_of_ether: I think that made a highlight reel
   Anubis169: that's somebody thinking about what the character might know
 KBKarma: Bless you.
   Anubis169: Bless you! 
 JKBalch: The game has to explain the concept of a nail before you canpick it up
 richard_ermen: When they basically insult player intelligence
 sporkraptor: Environmental Storytelling
Laserbeaks_Fury: how does gunpowder and string help conduct electricity
 Julian_Rogue: Godzilla
  TXC2: bless you
 TheDangerWaffle: Gasundheit!
rentar42: it's called checkov's red gun.
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   Anubis169: Can't see shit, Cap'n
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kristian_fischer: Silent Hill 2 Remake looks weird.
 sporkraptor: god damn those doors are *loud*
 Inquisitor_Xian: that door is stretched SO WIDE
  TXC2: these doors REALLY need some WD40 on them
 KBKarma: Their disturbingly smooth middle Eastern statues.
 TheNerdWonder: it wasn’t flashing, so def not interactive yet
DigitalSeahorse: hammer is more useful than crowbar for this too I think, better leverage
 sporkraptor: no paint, all nekkid
 KBKarma: Oh, another deader.
 kumatsu: Mister Sullivan actually owns a very successful decorative statue warehouse
 Nigouki: now that you mention door slamming I have to know: Do Ian or Beej adjust the door closers at the moonbase?
 Wolfstrike_NL: What if you would need to read a paper that explains the useage of the hammer first Alex?
Critterbot: Was that wd 40? 
 iris_of_ether: We found the secret Hobby Lobby smuggling warehouse
 Anaerin: So the "Nudity" slider clearly doesn't add clothes, does it just remove the visible genitalia?
 sporkraptor: what the hell happened, here
DigitalSeahorse: unless you use the crowbar the correct way*
 KBKarma: I note them duders have nails all over them.
   Anubis169: wait a minute
 Nigouki: why is Robert De Niro from Heat on the wall
   Anubis169: is the reason you can't pick up the hammer, that you are holding the clips?
  TXC2: "what the hell happend.....here?"
 baltimore_667083: we've found the new "you must gather your party before venturing forth"
 bytecaster: Not gonna lie, I really enjoy the TTS
 Wolfstrike_NL: "What the hell. Happened. Here."
 sporkraptor: just removed nips and dongs
 DrTeaSpoon: maybe the monsters never wake up until you pickup a weapon?
 KBKarma: Pockets!
 YeetTheRich_: huh
 baltimore_667083: 15
 SymphonySolstice: hm
 kumatsu: POP
LathosTiran: belt managment
 dumbo3k: Oh, we playing Scorn now
 Nigouki: amazing
 richard_ermen: That is...a system.
  TXC2: heck of sound there
 KBKarma: Millometer.
YakkShakk221B: Oh cool
 KBKarma: R'coil.
ghyllnox: g r a n u l a r
YakkShakk221B: Millomenter
johnalogue: The camera is frequently startling
 Drasvin: Oh...it's the bad Alone in the Dark inventory.
Laserbeaks_Fury: thanks Wiki
 Anaerin: Thanks, Wikipedia...
Amentur: 
ghyllnox: Comes with instructions!
 LordManiMani: Alex is typing...
 DrTeaSpoon: chatgpt wrote this dialog
  Simriel: 9mm is NOT a 'small calibre'
Jethrain: ah, so the top half of the F key is to cycle targets, and the lower half of it is precision?
 Ehrin_CB: Stahping Power
  TXC2: that's not...untrue
phoenixletmeuseadashd: remember gramhm you asked for this
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHAHA
 KBKarma: IT MAKES THEM STAND UP!
 richard_ermen: This is gonna be amusingly stupid xD
DigitalSeahorse: xD
NimrodXIV: lmao
 BusTed: 
 Shparky2197: She said to no-one in particular
 korvys: Oh, it's RE1
YakkShakk221B: 
 LordManiMani: Beautiful cue
 Wolfstrike_NL: Several people are very confused
ghyllnox: So nude = animate
Ryenji: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: the Alex timing strikes again
 Akaiatana: It makes them sprung, obviously
 sporkraptor: *heavy sigh*
 kumatsu: it might be the lady statues
johnalogue: she just pauses between walking waypoints
 tenthtechpriest: all monsters are sexy monsters if you're not a coward
  Juliamon: that is TOO MUCH BLOOD
 BusTed: awkward
 dumbo3k: That was a lot of blood
 bytecaster: This is just RE4
 Ehrin_CB: excellent recoil management
 richard_ermen: lol, monster dont care
 BlueFingers5: that's a lot of blood
YakkShakk221B: That's so much
 wench_tacular: neat arterial spray
 SymphonySolstice: that guy's so full of blood
  Simriel: That zombie was FULL of blood
redpandrake: exsanguinated
DigitalSeahorse: ehehhehehehehhhheh
 Drasvin: Where did the laser sight come from?
 TheDangerWaffle: OH OKAY WHAT
 DrTeaSpoon: or the monsters loaded with non-nude models?
YakkShakk221B: Oh it's that Fallout glitch
 CataclysmicReverb: @ghyllnox OH!  It's a power button for the already nude monsters, got it!
Koios7: 
Jethrain: oh we assassins creed now boys
 Marvoleath: it gave you a smooch
 Keab42: That's hilarious
innerbeard: the blood is stored behind the eyes
 Shparky2197: Bloody fountain
  TXC2: that zombie was 400% blood by volume
rentar42: you need to hit the eyes
DigitalSeahorse:    eyes
rentar42: one more headshot should do it
Amentur: How did it bite you WITHOUT a head?!
 bytecaster: We can't moonwalk with gun
johnalogue: Oh, eye nudity, its head isn't covering its eyes
YakkShakk221B: tremendous technique, takes Years to learn it
SaxPython: Cha Cha real smooth
 Marvoleath: !clips reminder
 KBKarma: Oh wow. Did you guys see yer wan's recoil. It's like she's on a pivot around her belly.
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rentar42: maybe you couldn't pick up the hammer because you still had an active hammer in the main head?!
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 Tangsm: Those thumbtacks embedded in their torsos are massive
YakkShakk221B: tremendous
rentar42: s/head/hand/
 MalFnord: Wow, that's juicy
VanAvant: Just like RE4
 Gaelan_Maestro: always double tap
 BusTed: stonkin bazonkers
 bytecaster: Just ragdolling a little still
kristian_fischer: Ahhhh, Text to Speech, how I've missed you, old friend.
 KBKarma: Drugs for the dear youth.
 sporkraptor: time for a bath!
 richard_ermen: Why is the lighting in these games always sooooo bad?
johnalogue: "My eyes are up here, and  also completely unsupported by my skull"
 TehAmelie: who knew a game of this caliber would challenge Tokyo Gore Police for ridiculous amounts of blood
 TheNerdWonder: where is the light source in this room?
Critterbot: Grabbin' peels!
YakkShakk221B: oh I love capsules
 KBKarma: I thought that the sound effect for the pockets was one of you two...
   Anubis169: Can you pick up the hammer now you have a free hand?
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's lie a VR inventory setup
 TheDangerWaffle: for the asmr, duh
 sporkraptor: the music went away
 bytecaster: Is this a person making that sound with their mouth
YakkShakk221B: slime bath
 Ehrin_CB: @Laserbeaks_Fury my thoughts exactly
 Gaelan_Maestro: ie used it, its weird
 UnknownFriday: You know those hats that you can put a six pack of beer in? That looks like the belt version.
 KBKarma: Ah, a late 90s Nickelodeon bath bomb.
 Akaiatana: It's green ketchup of today
  TXC2: like in Ghostbusters 2 
 kilnfiendpotter: I would NEVER do that. JFC that seems a nightmare to clean.
 TheNerdWonder: I think there’s a point light source just stuck in the center of the room
 sporkraptor: and then it exploded again
 BlueFingers5: need some wd40
 kumatsu: bathe the children in Thicc Wet
JDMan94: A delayed squirt there
ArcadeEngineer: there's a second thing you mix in that supposedly dissolves the slime (it does not work)
 Anaerin: Want to bathe your kids in slime? Nickelodeon would like to know your location?
PotatoWraiths: this cycle sure is walking
 Shparky2197: Just try not to slip on the copious red
KeytarCat: The real wet ones were the kids we bathed along the way
 kumatsu: the wall textures also don't load at certain angles
  TXC2: I mean...I've seen walls like that IRL 
 sporkraptor: everything about this is... amazing
 TheNerdWonder: thanks graham, I hate it
YakkShakk221B: Why is this place tiled like a YMCA locker room anyways
Laserbeaks_Fury: does she say anything about the pills?
DigitalSeahorse: gotta tile your textures!
  TStodden: Those "Bathtub Gel" stuff should have a second "solution" to revert it back to a water-like consistency.
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YakkShakk221B: green pill
 sporkraptor: algae capsules. that's
 Drasvin: Algae?
JDMan94: Dick Vitale-ity
 DahudLefthanded: Wait is Alex not making those clicking sounds?
 KBKarma: All-gee.
 GasCityGaming: everything is allll Gee
 wench_tacular: all g
PotatoWraiths: all gee
 korvys: Ah, green herb and red herb
 TehAmelie: wow, they put so much effort into making this distinct from Resident Evil
 Julian_Rogue: Oh good crafting mechanics
 Akaiatana: Mortal Kombat voice: VITALITY
phoenixletmeuseadashd: why is this game algea
 kilnfiendpotter: It's just spirulina
avged: why not just say herbs?
 CataclysmicReverb: Blue and green algae? Ooh Cyan--- WAIT NO!
 sporkraptor: waaaaaa
Laserbeaks_Fury: One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small
 KBKarma: You accidentally made a Max Pot.
PotatoWraiths: mmm teal algae
 thatguysteve2709: You are not suppose to mix drugs leads to bad trips
  TXC2: stay away from his brother v-Igor though 
rentar42: uh ... can I have some of those?
 DahudLefthanded: All-gee
 kilnfiendpotter: It's just SPIRULINA
 BigDaddyBland87: She sounds like the lady from Werewolf
DigitalSeahorse: I could use some of those
 Anaerin: Algae-Bee tea?
johnalogue: A sincere love letter with questionable handwriting and grammar.
YakkShakk221B: unfortunately it sucks
PotatoWraiths: SQUEAK
 KBKarma: Closer.
 NullColaShip: Al G. Capsules, at your service
PotatoWraiths: moonwalk directly into the zomble
 iris_of_ether: God, I think I'm due to rewatch the Werewolf MST3K...
DigitalSeahorse: huge blooming wallpaper
nevermore913: It's a flawed game but it has ideas
YakkShakk221B: "hey watch where you're goin pal"
DigitalSeahorse: xD the eyes
 KBKarma: Safe bet.
thetoastmonster: the footstep sounds bear no relation to the movement of her feet
  TXC2: they also have 9 abs, much lower then abs should be 
PotatoWraiths: this is the worst inventory UI ever
 richard_ermen: Now imagine its 2024 and this is your first game. Also you're playing this at 12 years old because Mama said "We have REsident Evil at home".
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Swamplor: I mean, if someone shot my head until it exploded, I would leave them alone too
 DahudLefthanded: Those inventory mouth sounds are low-key kinda upsetting.
 RebelliousUno:   
  TXC2: hello raiders
rentar42: and those calves!
PotatoWraiths: @richard_ermen House Bad
 TehAmelie: it's getting funny how many ways they made your gait weird given the name of the game
 TheDangerWaffle: I ...
KeytarCat: Hemalurgy gone wrong
DigitalSeahorse:   
 baltimore_667083: hi raiders!
YakkShakk221B: knees slider
 bytecaster: thicc knee
JDMan94: Dude your knees so thicc
 KBKarma: Balloon statues.
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 Drasvin: Filled with nails? Maybe they're bargin bin cenobites?
 KBKarma: Ooo, a note!
noSmokeFire: what if the gamedev is sssexually attracted to fat knees?
JDMan94: Voluptuous lookin knees
 Keab42: There's definitely some effort put into this game.
 richard_ermen: @PotatoWraiths Oh definitely xD
 TehAmelie: is that a bed or a really deep couch?
 baltimore_667083: @TehAmelie yes
  TXC2: that click is getting me EVERY time 
 bytecaster: Maybe it's infinite
 korvys: That inventory noise really is a mouth noise, huh?
 Keab42: It's one of those that's playable but unintentionally funny
DigitalSeahorse: so much floor space and they put the rug under the bed
 notthepenguins: Is a theosis a theological thesis
YakkShakk221B: text on thumb
rentar42: I don't think they used "bionengineering" in 1952?
  Simriel: I love when people Invent Zombie Virus
avged: they can spell "revolutionizes" but not "thesis"?
johnalogue: Nice to label this 1/1 at the top
 KBKarma: Hive minds, huh. I wonder what the maybe voodoo dudes have to do with that.
Jethrain: "oh cool my thumb tattoo lines up exactly with this article
ghyllnox: If it's this granular with the reloading and inventory, might they have jamming implemented?
 thatguysteve2709: You know for as bad as this is. Clearly someone put in a lot of effort to make it. I am honestly impressed
 memnus: 1/1 [Continues on page 7.]
 Anaerin: Her thumb is also through the paper.
DigitalSeahorse: I mean I like having warm feet when I get up but yeah
 Earthenone: so G, you did layout before, would that pass muster?
  QuixoticScrivener: 1/1, page 7
Swamplor: *I* sure didn't
LathosTiran: biological husbandry?
 Astra7525: Why is our wristwatch attached to our jacket?
  TXC2: avged dyslexia is a hell of drug 
 TehAmelie: did the Timecube guy write this? the spelling and the research put into it both ring familiar
 fiftymcnasty: Clill
 richard_ermen: Theosis....is that like Apotheosis? So is he trying to ascend to heaven on the back of single-cell-microbes??
Laserbeaks_Fury: thats definitly Claire's jacket
PotatoWraiths: CREAK
 sporkraptor: toilet seat?
 sporkraptor: it's a toilet seat
 sporkraptor: ghost toilet
 KBKarma: Puzzle piece, I think.
 bytecaster: I enjoy the sound effects a lot
 lamina5432: garbage day almost missed
DigitalSeahorse: 
 kilnfiendpotter: It's what's left of Mr. Tumnus
PotatoWraiths: m'tal
 Shparky2197: That's one for the quotes, if we still do that these days
 TheDangerWaffle: "horn"
Metric_Furlong: "bioengineering" was apparently first coined in 1954
 LurkerSpine: according to wikipedia, the term bioengineering was coined in 1954
 Drasvin: Puzzle piece
 bytecaster: It's a key
DigitalSeahorse: 
 kilnfiendpotter: It's a shofar?
 KBKarma: @LurkerSpine Oh neat!
rentar42: the weeds, please do get into them!
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YakkShakk221B: ick
PotatoWraiths: it's a spline monster
YakkShakk221B: Oh no
 sporkraptor: did it just mu tate?
  TXC2: we don't want any!
DigitalSeahorse:  
 TheDangerWaffle: Oh. I don't know if I like it
undecided44: @kilnfiendpotter  that's what I thought of too.
  Simriel: I love it when my CNS goes for a walk
KeytarCat: "Bloodborne can't possibly be about disease!"
 korvys: "Just Walk Out. You Can Leave!!!"
ArcadeEngineer: these corridors are small highway wide
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Swamplor: Narnia!
avged: time for narnia
Laserbeaks_Fury: Love it's occluding your light source
 Astra7525: Man, the Tardis has seen better days
 kilnfiendpotter: I'm surprised it wasn't part of the big Eugenics movement in the 1920's
theGuidingLark: it is a brain and has tentacles but can't open a door?
 DrLigmaPhD: Enter the Void, Child
 KBKarma: The lighting in this game is appalling.
JDMan94: Honestly it being within just 2 years is actually impressive
 bytecaster: Is the light source pinned to our character model?
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JDMan94: I was expecting like 5+ years tbh
PotatoWraiths: SLAM
  Simriel: Hey, uhhh, I just realised somehting. This game might be Really Bad
 Marvoleath: one of them "hide in the locker" games, I see
PotatoWraiths: I love how loud all the sound effects are
 TehAmelie: haha imagine if that slime noise monster chased you like Nemesis
 Ehrin_CB: Thinking about things is hard 
 KBKarma: @Simriel Are you sure?
 richard_ermen: What if we're secretly SuperGirl on a secret mission and thats why the error-seeming things happen? Because we're bad at playing "victim"?
  NapalmSideburns: @Simriel really? what gave it away?
 RAICx: This game has supreme sound design
theGuidingLark: oh, on top of bioengeneering, there's also necro-robotics that's sweet as heck
satyropodobny: I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards
rocketjohn: we call that 'willfully ignorant'
YakkShakk221B: unobservant seems like a kinder way to say it
 Astra7525: yea, or people are being wilfully obtuse for clicks
 richard_ermen: @theGuidingLark Is...is that coined by Stanislav Lem?
 korvys: And the umbilical cords
 varmintx0: When Helldivers 2 came out and every rightwing youtuber wanted to say Starship Troopers isn't anti-fascist.
  Simriel: Hey, did the W&P bingo card go away?
 YeetTheRich_: 
noSmokeFire: consider: how many people played the game not knowing what a wetnurse was?
 YeetTheRich_: we did it
 BlueMechanic: the word born is in the title even
 kilnfiendpotter: "The Nightmare of Menses" sounds like what I had to deal with as a teenager
 ProcyonFlynn: Just one of those "great job playing the game blindfolded - you should stream that" moments.
 sporkraptor: soooo how much was this game? XD
YakkShakk221B: oh that's nifty
  TXC2: I wager a LARGE number of male bloodbourne players do not know what a menses is
 BlueFingers5: put the controller in port 2
 asthanius: and you grab umbilical cords
 TehAmelie: try ctrl-alt no wait
redpandrake: "Thanks for making me into a horror beyond my own conception, it's great to be here"
HavenDragon: @kilnfiendpotter same
 richard_ermen: @varmintx0 "Would you like to know more?"
 KBKarma: @kilnfiendpotter 'twas the Nightmare before Menses, and all through the house..."
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  Simriel: Bloodborne being about Birth and Disease IS the surface level tho!
PotatoWraiths: lol how
DigitalSeahorse: lol
 TheDangerWaffle: LMAO
JDMan94: Lord
 bytecaster: It denies art meaning
YakkShakk221B: 
 VrolikSyndrome: "War is GOOD, actually"
 korvys: YOU FIGHT THE PRESIDENT
JDMan94: THOSE people
 richard_ermen: That's clip-worthy
ThorSokar: wooooooooooow
 Ehrin_CB: MGS mentioned. Time for a play through
  TXC2: NANOMACHINES SON!
 Makrosian_Tay: The gobermint
  Foxmar320: The Division is not political at all
ThorSokar: Did that person breath MANUALLY?
 richard_ermen: "My Source? I MADE IT UP"
 raulghoulia: "War never changes"  isn't a theme!
  Simriel: Star Wars isn't about George Lucas being mad at U.S Imperialism
aesir_blade: good old apolitical games like Wolfenstein
ghyllnox: Sometimes the theme is "big tiddy anime girl"
Laserbeaks_Fury: To be fair, I didn't know what a menarche was till I played Bioshock Infinite
kusinohki: meows
rocketjohn: "'detroit: become human' is not poltical"
rentar42: if moonwalking doesn't save you here, then nothing does
 TehAmelie: but don't you realize media that i consumed before i gained any political consciousness is apolitical, and then when i grew up everyone started being political
 BlueFingers5: that was a fun error
 richard_ermen: @rocketjohn In its defense, it is very bad too 
 TheMerricat: So the reviews mentioned you probably don't want to get close to the computers because they'll lock up your game soft lock.
 bytecaster: What if we pull our gun?
 korvys: @Foxmar320 My understand is that The Divisinon was mostly about queuing.
YakkShakk221B: 
YakkShakk221B: game gets brownie points
YakkShakk221B: that's so nice of them
DigitalSeahorse:  lucky saves
Violet__Violence: actual save system startles everyone
 Earthenone: 0/10 needs more ink ribbons
  Foxmar320: @korvys I did wait a while to use a laptop
 bytecaster: Competence?!?!
theGuidingLark: @richard_ermen wiki says Necrobotics was coined by a paper in texas, the preston innovation lab pumped hydrolics into dead spiders to puppet them around
 sporkraptor: they remembered there's supposed to be music lol
 richard_ermen: @TheMerricat Wow
 mwlsn: @TehAmelie I never thought of it this way, but that explains a lot of this sort of reaction
 SymphonySolstice: this game was at least partially thought through well
 Shparky2197: As someone with autism, that's definitely sounds like an autistic take, tbh. "No, it can't have a theme, otherwise I wouldn't like it." This is just my personal experience though.
  Foxmar320: Facts
DigitalSeahorse: xD
JDMan94: Mood
  TXC2: big mood there Alex 
YakkShakk221B: oh that's interesting
 lirazel64: Social commentary!
 bytecaster: Maybe there is something on the screen we can't see from that perspective?
  Simriel: Computers were a mistake for sure
Critterbot: Yupp, can confirm.
YakkShakk221B: just don't touch computers
Patorik: kinda like the music, tbh
 richard_ermen: @theGuidingLark That is infinitely creepier. I thought I just remembered that phrase from a Lem-story but wow. That's...wow
 Marvoleath: maybe there was supposed to be a PC ui, that is not displayed
YakkShakk221B: it's ok it just does that sometimes(?)
itmightbemikey: The Internet, summed up 6 words: "Interacting with the computer fucks you"
 richard_ermen: @TheMerricat I like how we immediately ran into it xD
PotatoWraiths: ker SLAM
 TehAmelie: aww but we're all on the internet right now
ipoddodd: what a LOUD door
Trixalicious: Maybe you need to trigger something else first.
 littleunknownn: The door is giving me AIM flashbacks
kusinohki: what is going on with this hoppy jog cycle??
 Akaiatana: The computer crashing is not very PC
 Shparky2197: It's funny how I hated English class, and yet enjoyed stories so much
 Vilun: maybe the computer is a warning, like how they put dragons on sea charts
Laserbeaks_Fury: Honestly, there being a computer UI that the camera is not properly snapping to is a *very* likely situation
DigitalSeahorse: plunk
 Marvoleath: it's just a top-down view of the area
 TheMerricat: " But the game also has no less number of bugs, from passing through walls to freezing the character due to interaction with some objects (DO NOT GO TO THE COMPUTER  ). The character does not move, no matter what buttons you press, but the whole game does not freeze, the flashlight can be turned on / off."
 DrLigmaPhD: Whenever a game is claimed to be nonpolitical by the typical insufferable gamer type I immediately assume it is problematically horny (straight [derogatory])
KeytarCat: "Gullible is written on the ceiling!" "No, that's the map"
 LurkerSpine: that scale seems off?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
  Simriel: I thought rhe Map was stored in the Balls
 SymphonySolstice: ohboy
PotatoWraiths: ragdoll chair noises
rentar42: all chairs are physics enabled, but some are more physics enabled than others
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Drasvin: I wonder if interacting with the PC forces your controls to interact with the PC. I wonder if switching to over the shoulder would let you interact with it.
  Texan_Reverend: I can't describe just how fitting it feels to watch this Not Resident Evil game on a 13" CRT TV.
Desruprot: 
 RAICx: *Mostly* incorporeal chairs
ipoddodd: so the chairs HAVE physics, they're just real wierd
Desruprot: Mirror RE
DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: Texan_Reverend nice
  Foxmar320: Yes!
 LiveFaust: The State: smashing underway
 Astra7525: It might be that the game is supposed to present you with an overlay or interface for the computer, but it doesn't
  Foxmar320: It's RE2
ThorSokar: yea, it was them hiding loading screens
 TehAmelie: i only remember the dog jumping through the window behind you
  Foxmar320: Door leading to the backside of the Police Station will always have a jump scare.
 Ehrin_CB: This probably explains Hammer
 Gizmoloid: -So, should we be able to interact with chairs or not? -Both!
 TehAmelie: ah, a layered foyer
  TXC2: 2nd layer = mezanine ? 
 Shparky2197: Is an Ibex a goat?
Jethrain: "explore or implore"?
Laserbeaks_Fury: JC Denton
 KBKarma: - Jesus Christ.
  TXC2: Shparky2197 kinda, like an antalope
 kilnfiendpotter: Gotta run and pick up Rappscallion! Have fun and stay alive?
 Earthenone: that handyman was J.C! it was jeasus all along!
KeytarCat: Can't be a mezzanine if there are only two!
  TXC2: so long kilnfiendpotter stay safe
 Shparky2197: Yeah, I thought it was more like an antelope
Desruprot: the glory that is Watch+Play
 TheMerricat: 
 JKBalch: Is the clip loaded?
  TXC2: what makes it tacitcal ?
 TehAmelie: is it Alan Wake's flashlight?
KeytarCat: uh, controller glyphs
Bruceski: why does a flashlight have a clip?
VanAvant: Out of battery discharge
Desruprot: voice very Text to Speech
 SymphonySolstice: that's one of my faves
 bytecaster: @Bruceski to clip it to your belt
Bruceski: oh, this time they DON'T mean magazine
 v_nome: It's matte black?
EmberNov: its tactical because they painted it black
avged: picatinny rail on the flashlight
 LordManiMani: CQC Compatibility?
 v_nome: And has paracord?
 roticet: The size
 betweenmyself: the ability to be attached to other things?
 SymphonySolstice: no name brand
EmberNov: very neutral font
  Juliamon: chili beans
 Akaiatana: No Name household
 KBKarma: Why is the hob on?
EmberNov: those are the government beans
 BigDaddyBland87: Rich cheapskates
 sporkraptor: it'd be more charming if it was less than $10
LathosTiran: paint by numbers resident evil
 bytecaster: Is the stove on?
undecided44: So we buy groceries from the building in Control?
 Anaerin: A lot of blood and no pupils to the eyes.
rentar42: as charming as it is, I still consider those assets an argument for using asset packs.
 Akaiatana: That island is a hard counter for you, huh?
 Shparky2197: Owning a mansion and eating generic is definitely what inheritors with no sense of fiscal responsibility did
EmberNov: a lot of flame coming off that oven
DigitalSeahorse: must be WARM in here
 KBKarma: Hades technically has a tactical roll.
 accountmadeforants: Tactical roll, but the camera rolls along with it
kusinohki: how come no one ever uses a strategic roll??
 bytecaster: I can never get over the belt sounds
YakkShakk221B: cheeky stovefire
 v_nome: @accountmadeforants Tactical roll but ONLY the camera rolls
EmberNov: those are tactical bowls
 TehAmelie: it's generally good strategy to not roll to conserve your stamina
 TheWriterAleph: technically yes
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 CataclysmicReverb: DS2 torch mechanics?
 bytecaster: Thanks Prometheus
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fire Escort Quest
 sporkraptor: so you're supposed to *burn* through that door
 memnus: "Be sure to use fire wisely" is shockingly good advice
rocketjohn: 'over here, with the rest of the fire'
theGuidingLark: i hate fire escort missions
DigitalSeahorse: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Olympic Torch type brief
 Wolfstrike_NL: Graham, please tell me you have a note like that at home.
 accountmadeforants: @kusinohki They do, but a strategic roll takes several months or years to really unfold, so you never really have an opportunity to yell "strategic roll!"
 SnackPak_: anything will burn with enough oxidizer
 Crad0k: you can burn just about anything with tri-flourides
bjergmann101: The fire triangle. Heat, Ozygen and Alex
DigitalSeahorse: pick it up like in Howl's Moving Castle!
  Foxmar320: 
johnalogue: A modern Prometheus?
CommanderPulsar: I'll just put this fire over with the other fire...
 korvys: Where that horn go
Desruprot: to quote the Joker, Everything Burns
 Shparky2197: @memnus we definitely need to add that to the lrrbot advice
 MalFnord: Fire: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems
 Keab42: Burning the house down is probably the smart solution to these zombies
EmberNov: nothing flammable here, just a lot of cardboard boxes
 Gizmoloid: I bet we'll be able to put that object on fire and then put it on our belt
avged: bee stew
kusinohki: ironically, the note telling you about fire can't be set on fire...
Trixalicious: New method to solve puzzles, transport fire to them.
  Foxmar320: These cans remind me of the products from Control
 sporkraptor: dinty moore
  Simriel: It is true that Door cannot be locked if Door does not exist
 korvys: And I've been doing just fine
 morgoth_bauglyr: Oh MEGA
 Anaerin: Puritan Beef Stew: It's a Canadian MRE.
 Crad0k: that's an upsetting noise
 accountmadeforants: I mean, I've definitely seen canned beef stew, and I've used some for filling pastry.
Patorik: They sound like Velcro monsters
 sporkraptor: there's flying snippy things XD
DigitalSeahorse: splej
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noSmokeFire: were the heads nude?
 asthanius: this is the opposite of ASMR
 korvys: Yeah, that was a... RE7 thing?
teammanfred: I love Control
Jethrain: i'm obsessed with the tongue clicking inventory noise
 TehAmelie: idea for a game puzzle: you have to put something on fire and there's free fire nearby, but the only thing you have to transfer the flame is your body
 accountmadeforants: The belt noises are definitely someone making sounds with their mouth, and I love it
Cheese_Hammer: khorne flakes
 sporkraptor: her name is Alexa, obviously
teammanfred: They look like an Angela
  TXC2: I wonder if we can do the click song with the inventory 
 wench_tacular: reading by osmosis
 YeetTheRich_: flashbang
Jethrain: the text has shadows??
 TehAmelie: maybe she reads with sensors in her hands like T-1000
 anclag: It’s thick text
DigitalSeahorse:  snow blinded
Desruprot: IM BLIND
DigitalSeahorse: so sticky
 korvys: It sounds like your feet are really sticky
 TheWriterAleph: squish squish
 MalFnord: ew ew ew ew
Critterbot: That was a very upsetting noise.
 accountmadeforants: I think it's a weird representation of "this isn't literally what it says, just what she interprets", since I assume it doesn't literally say (the rest of the article is missing)
 KBKarma: Candles?
 bytecaster: I hope it's a lantern
  TXC2: it's like walking on mud filed with corn flakes 
 L0rdX33n: a hay bale
DigitalSeahorse: the torch for the torch lady
 Akaiatana: Your hand; a succinct proof.
DigitalSeahorse: WD-40
 Earthenone: its modern art
 bytecaster: It's the display WD-40
 notthepenguins: Quaint peasant items
  Simriel: I display all my Chemicals in prime artistic position
 Crad0k: ALEX
DigitalSeahorse: oh deer
 KBKarma: Dear oh dear
rentar42: well, you wouldn't put it on the GROUND FLOOR, now would you?!
  TXC2: a female deer
 TehAmelie: rich person voice: isn't this how a cleaning closet works?
 sporkraptor: that's the antique WD-40
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheheh
 sporkraptor: heirloom
 accountmadeforants: That's the rare misprint WD-41
YakkShakk221B: I do love the backup WD40 gag
CommanderPulsar: Deer God.
 jacqui_lantern234: that joke STILL gets me XD
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Akaiatana: The house owners are deep into Egyptian stuff because they're Pyramid Heads
 LordZarano: Machines are important to them so WD40 is a holy object?
 TehAmelie: who WD-40s the WD-40 container?
Cheese_Hammer: we’re having company, get out the good wd40
DigitalSeahorse: it's an unicorn now
 KBKarma: It looks like this¬!
 accountmadeforants: *smooches ram* I'll get you your horns back buddy
 bytecaster: HINT!
DigitalSeahorse: tentacle door
 Shparky2197: Is that a ram? I don't think that the dev knows animals
YakkShakk221B: HEY put the horns on the ram dumbass
 Earthenone: UwUboros?
  TXC2: what's funny is that WD-40 is not a lubercant, yet people keep using it for that 
  TStodden: Oroboros?
 bytecaster: There are soooo many useful items in this house that we cannot use
 gsyhiap: Ornamental wrench
 morgoth_bauglyr: no wrench shaming
 Wicker_Guide: Oh, a Boris
 Marvoleath: So, we saw door with Omega, Oroboros and pentagram
Jethrain: there was another door in the room with the walking heads
Laserbeaks_Fury: We have a Wrench in the Hallway, all we now is Col. Mustard
 LordZarano: @TXC2 It's an oil! That's close enough!
noSmokeFire: these doors work on ABO logic
  Simriel: Hydra Dominatus?
DigitalSeahorse: I haven't been to BC but I know you mean in game
 TehAmelie: on one hand, you have to give them credit for filling the house with props. on the other hand they're all just confusing and distracting props
  Foxmar320: Outside is death. Outside is always death
 bytecaster: I wonder if we could use all that flammable gas to do something with fire
 accountmadeforants: @TXC2 WD-40 literally describes it as lubricating things, though. (But yeah, it's mostly a penetrating oil)
 Crad0k: they probably spawn in the air and drop
ThorSokar: For some reason I enjoy the fact that she slams every door
 accountmadeforants: nom nom nom nom
YakkShakk221B: hi worm guy
 Wicker_Guide: I am not a fan of the snakebies
 TehAmelie: we're gonna need a lot of algae pills here
 northos: as horrifying as those things are, it amuses me that the worm faces just look like...some normal dude
YakkShakk221B: this is an awful hallway
 matthaus_c: getting attacked by the music Kathleen likes
 Akaiatana: Pretty heavy sperm metaphor, huh?
YakkShakk221B: they kinda look like the goobers in Killer7
 morgoth_bauglyr: holy bujeeebus that blood
Duffadash: wait, was that a Plants vs Zombies zombo sound effefct?
 bytecaster: Remote struggle
  Simriel: is being a Little Hurt at all like being a Little Gnome?
 Wicker_Guide: that's Ronnie the blood zombie
Cheese_Hammer: force choke!
 UnknownFriday: That is a tremendous amount of blood.
Boon_33: 
 LordManiMani: It's like an Eternal Darkness monster
DigitalSeahorse:   
Jethrain: oh NO, your reflection in the window has no hair
YakkShakk221B: hey hey what if Everything was a regenerator
 anclag: oh she’s bald in the reflection
  TXC2: this is the T-800 of zombies 
ogundiety: Maybe you have to burn the bodies?
 TheNerdWonder: her reflection has no hair!
Asimech: @Simriel It's the reverse: Being a Little Gnome hurts *others*.
ogundiety: and that's why?
Critterbot: Those... sure are some blood stains!
 Shparky2197: Why is the red so ropey?
hackingducks: just a bag of blood
Boon_33: lead it through a smeltery
 Gizmoloid: was that a stump headshot?
 LordManiMani: Incoming comedy beat
 TehAmelie: it's mirrored
Jethrain: "evil has to be invited in"
phoenixletmeuseadashd: gibberish and upside down
 Marvoleath: Evil has to be invited in
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 azureHaights: "upside down, but actually, tho"
Aceviru: So her hair is evil?
Boon_33: hairpire
  TXC2: hair is a wig made from Vampire hair ?
prince_infidel: My hair is a vampire
 TehAmelie: wow, Vampire Hair is the name of my Vampire Weekend cover band
 LordManiMani: Wait *is* that Alexandra from Eternal Darkness on the wall 😄
Laserbeaks_Fury: load pills into gun
 bytecaster: She must be from the US
Asimech: They couldn't afford fake blood so they used red party ribbons and a fan. @Shparky2197
DigitalSeahorse: dang this throat, I need a fishermans friend
 morgoth_bauglyr: wheeee clippping
 Dog_of_Myth: There we go
 wench_tacular:   
redpandrake: Oh ok were back to bloodborne
 Crad0k: nope nope nope
 margieargie: now THIS is horror
 Astra7525: ah, the good stuff
 BigDaddyBland87: Nope
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Shparky2197: Oooh noooo
 MalFnord: D:
 Marvoleath: head empty, no thoughts
johnalogue: Oh, that's the fleshgate and we have stared into it
 red_shoes_jeff:  
 Keab42: The real monster was us
  TXC2: yeap that's gonna haunt me tonight 
 Alness49: The Ubisoft look
 KBKarma: Take me to the Otherside.
 TehAmelie: a pretty good song
 roticet: That was cursed. Would make for a good thumbnail for this WP episode on YouTube.
 Shparky2197: Doggo
 kdefinition: It doesn't open from this side
 Akaiatana: Hello from the otherside.
DigitalSeahorse: he inner head is like Barbie's inner scalp
 bytecaster: Like a wrench or a hammer?
 raulghoulia: is that woman on the couch ok?
 Ehrin_CB: She's just napping
 Marvoleath: @raulghoulia yes, shes dead
 Gizmoloid: didn't she have auto aim in fixed camera mode?
 Akaiatana: She's hogging the chase lounge.
KeytarCat: Time to make this ibex horny
  TXC2: can't bring it to a climax?
 wench_tacular: 
 Anaerin: S.T.A.R. doors?
DigitalSeahorse: deer puns make me horny
 CataclysmicReverb: Star doors was my favorite Jojo's arc
 TehAmelie: if only this game was as well put together as Breach & Clean where you can interact with objects and NPCs
johnalogue: Does that mean it has big guts?
 Ehrin_CB: interesting choice for a monster closset
DigitalSeahorse: giant house centipede
 Akaiatana: A headcrab
 FarleyF: oh please thats just a regular spider for us Mad MAxers
Patorik: Centibaby!
7gorobei: skullapede
 KBKarma: Shotgun!
 korvys: I don't even like the phrase "baby head centipede"
 TehAmelie: pretty freaky, but it was sort of undercut by hiding behind the couch like a baby
 Ehrin_CB: gotta say, the non-zombie monsters are definitely inspired
 notthepenguins: Add one to "sentences I had never considered yet firmly agree with"
 Crad0k: i mean, whatever else this games has, it's got good monster design
  Simriel: it's like 4-5 grand right?
Critterbot: Technically the Spas 12 is also semi automatic.
undecided44: Don't 'other' the undercouch... it's a person too
 Shparky2197: Expensive gun, basic ass food
  TXC2: semi-auto shotguns are always expensive
7gorobei: they didnt make that many, a better version came out later
 dumbo3k: averages around 3.5k$ according to google
 Marvoleath: " average price of $3,403.36 used"
kristian_fischer: At least it's not a Pancor Jackhammer.
 Nigouki: In Half-Life it also had a 2nd barrel :3
  TXC2: Shparky2197 sounds about right 
 Crad0k: oh yeah, it weighs a ton
  Simriel: It's a semi auto shotgun, that is also able to be pumped, not the other way round really
 Ehrin_CB: like 1,500 when released, in 1979
  Simriel: You have to dismantle it to reload it XD
prince_infidel: Spas-12 Between $2250-4200
 Shparky2197: I mean, that definitely sounds like rich inheritor logic
 Crad0k: three, i think, none of which actually worked right
DigitalSeahorse: neat!
 50keyz: when you blow your budget on models and cant afford animation/rigging
 kdefinition: You have to unbolt it in order to reload it
 Astra7525: Also: Didn't you to disassemble the Jackhammer to change its magazine?
 L0rdX33n: Wait what?
  Simriel: The PANCOR doesn't HAVE a magazine, it wasn't ever fully built XD
DigitalSeahorse: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
PotatoWraiths: how's it hangin bay-bees
  Simriel: These were in Elden Ring
DigitalSeahorse: the heads are flying now
 KBKarma: Q
DigitalSeahorse:   
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phoenixletmeuseadashd: wait 3d movemment *and* tank controls?
 Marvoleath: wait, "tank controls"?
 fastlane250: schmoovin
Laserbeaks_Fury: They fly now?
 roticet: And have more blood than a 15 gallon blood bag
Critterbot: If it's sufficiently powerful 00-buck you would not have to pump it.
 KBKarma: Thingy!
 korvys: "gait" my ass
 Ehrin_CB: love a good slide strat
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DAC169: "Fuck you, Baltimore!"?
kristian_fischer: Go-go Gadget Rollerblades!
 bytecaster: The enemy design is strong
 Akaiatana: You've got red on you
 omdorastrix: wow! the enemey was reflected in the window
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 Shparky2197: So many enemies that have no idea how doors work, and respectfully let you use it rather than attack.
 korvys: imFb
 azureHaights: sacrifiss
 sporkraptor: uh... sure
HavenDragon: eye sick?
 morgoth_bauglyr: I sick
 bytecaster: The isaac of binding of isaac fame?
 korvys: imFdb, rather
 anclag: @omdorastrix Well at least we know it’s not made of hair
 KBKarma: I note that the female statue is topless... I wonder if "nudity" is "female nudity".
kristian_fischer: I didn't know Abraham was gonna use a wooden stake on his son?
 Ehrin_CB: are Oxygen tanks flammable?
  TXC2: KBKarma almost certinaly
Master_Gunner: huh, yeah. IMFDB has a long list of video games for the jackhammer, but no movies.
 sporkraptor: @KBKarma of course, gotta have boobz, anything else is [homophobic slur]
 Vilun: does a shotgun not count as a tool for opening boarded up doors?
 TehAmelie: wow, is this a Hästens bed?
darkhalcyon: I'm still not over how loud those doors are
undecided44: Shepherd
 morgoth_bauglyr: you gotta book it
 omdorastrix: @anclag I mean -better games don't even bother - I'm surprised to see dynamic reflections in the windows
 Akaiatana: Don't hate them for being bedder than you
phoenixletmeuseadashd: uh
 Gizmoloid: it kinda looked like the body gave you thumb up 
 Astra7525: "Is that a snake for downstairs"
 AugmentingPath: when it gives you the thumbs up, that's how you know it's over
 bytecaster: Is it Sullivian or Sullivan, you gotta pick!
DigitalSeahorse: Sullivian
 KBKarma: This just seems... needlessly complex.
  TXC2: Solstice is in winter or summer, not autumn or Spring 
Critterbot: The main trash, nevermind the secondary trash.
 Shparky2197: Such good planning, having seasonal statue stations
 TehAmelie: the game DOES run on Timecube logic. and spelling
KeytarCat: @bytecaster Depends which generation you ask
 Marvoleath: the accident™
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 wench_tacular: snek
 Marvoleath: she went to the uni, such a shame""
ANeMzero: shlurp
 KBKarma: Jump on the bed?
 Keab42: That slurp noise
DigitalSeahorse: snek
 KBKarma: Hecate offering?
 AugmentingPath: snaaek
 TehAmelie: well, we all lose nouns sometimes
 Astra7525: Marblesnake
BrindleBoar: snek
 MalFnord: Snaaaaake, it's a snaaake
DigitalSeahorse: heckit
undecided44: Ritual purposes...
 bytecaster: That is one solid snake
BrindleBoar: good thing you had a snake holster
 omdorastrix: You could call it snarble or a make...
 TehAmelie: Eve and her two snakes
 AugmentingPath: *marble shapes
 KBKarma: I suspect the person making this game wanted to reference the Bible. I feel they weren't doing a good job.
 Gizmoloid: give Moses a snake?
DigitalSeahorse: the twin whatever from Neverending Story
 Gizmoloid: he's got a free hand
PotatoWraiths: that body is disorganized
 TehAmelie: it's got Greek and Egyptian gods too so who knows
Invitare: Are we sure that's Moses? I don't see a single beyblade
 bytecaster: Like a wrench or hammer?
 Shparky2197: So, placing biblical figures different ways during solstices. What?
 Marvoleath: can you maybe put the tanks on fire? 
 Mnemonicman: Someone keeps spilling the chili in this game. It's shameful. SHAME
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 Marvoleath: @Shparky2197 just rich ppl things, dont worry about it
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 later, nerd 
 SkylerRingtail: I've just had a horrible glimpse of the near future, where these written/spoken descriptions of objects are just the prompts used to have an AI generate them.
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
tryllebanjo: The FEELING in the voice acting.
Laserbeaks_Fury: speedrun strats
 Shparky2197: Bye txc2
Jethrain: dang, the speedrun tech
 Inquisitor_Xian: put your back to a locked door and hammer the map?
 Anaerin: Is it sending you to 0,0?
kristian_fischer: @tryllebanjo It's text to speech
 TehAmelie: hmm how evil would it be to make a game tied to real time where some secrets only unlock during a solar eclipse?
kristian_fischer: @TehAmelie That would not be evil, that would be stupid.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Secret lever anywhere?
 TehAmelie: it could be both
kristian_fischer: Stupidly evil
 bisaflau: @TehAmelie Lunacid has some effects based on the real life lunar cycle. That's close I guess?
 roticet: Make it not important to main gameplay, and more of a side thing, could be interesting if implemented well.
  TStodden: Found Speedrun strat
 Shparky2197: Yeah, evil and clever definitely don't always go together
DigitalSeahorse: xD
haberley: evening everyone - great to catch this live for once!
 raulghoulia: that show destroys me
  TStodden: Is there more than 2 seasons (so far)?
 BusTed: What is it?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 niccus: is this not stanley parable
 korvys: Frog Fractions
 TheWriterAleph: a binged every Goes Wrong one day when i was sick
 LordManiMani: That'd be really hard to get right without being a PitA
 raulghoulia: The Goes Wrong Show
GMStarson: Eat Lead i believe is a game that did that.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: goes wrong show are superb. I've been so glad I've got to see them live
PotatoWraiths: "what are these hitboxes???"
 bytecaster: Hey Kate!
  Juliamon: hey Kate
 jessieimproved: heck ate
  TStodden: The Goes Wrong Show...  2 seasons + specials available on YouTube (at least in the US)
GMStarson: Whole thing is about a actual character who knows he is a game and he's been hired to come back.
 omdorastrix: Heh-Ka-Tay - no?
 sporkraptor: giv snek to hekit
 KBKarma: @omdorastrix Yes
DoodlestheGreat: Heck-katie?
DigitalSeahorse: heck Kate
 AugmentingPath: He Kate? I mostly know she/her Kates, but nice to meet you all the same
 bytecaster: Maybe Snek not for Kate?
 DahudLefthanded: HEH-kuh-tee I think
 sporkraptor: hek ate no want snek?
 KBKarma: Left?
 bytecaster: Be careful of the PC
 KBKarma: Oh no, left was the dude.
 jessieimproved: @DahudLefthanded Yes this ^
 Gizmoloid: Are we sure we don't need to try her empty hands specifically?
 KBKarma: Watch out for snakes.
 Shparky2197: @dahudlefthanded that's definitely the pronunciation I'm familiar with
phoenixletmeuseadashd: if this goes weeping angel..
 wench_tacular: disco time
 bytecaster: Oh, it's that one Bioshock level
 omdorastrix: No wonder the protag is having all this trouble with magical type things - Calling Hecate - "Kate"
 LordZarano: IPA: /ˈhɛkəti/
 sporkraptor: naked bald chick statues room
 TehAmelie: which gods are these? the Hatsune Miku pantheon?
 GameWithShame: Do we know why the walls are so wet...?
 roticet: Cause it's spooky
 Shparky2197: These doors definitely need some wd40
 GameWithShame: I'm certainly spooped
DigitalSeahorse: know ledge
  Simriel: She brings 0 ledges
 SkylerRingtail: Ah yes, He-Kate. Sister to He-Man.
 niccus: secretly heqet
 mwlsn: ah, the no-ledge
Firewhiskers: As a producer of audio dramas I hate this AI voice.
 roticet: Ah darn, I was hoping for a "is it though?" So I could say no. Lol
 KBKarma: Right, I'm gonna bounce. Need medication, and tired. Have a good one, y'all.
  Simriel: StarDoor is my favourite marvel character
 Diabore: i really hate the squelching
 littleunknownn: me too
GedankenPalast_: @KBKarma Take care 
 LiveFaust: Eldrazi!
 Shparky2197: Ummmm, no?
KeytarCat: @Simriel My favorite David Bowie character
 Barb4rian: Yes, take the gold capsule
 TehAmelie: the pill DO numb the pain  for a while!
 TehAmelie: pills
PotatoWraiths: oh I remember that
 bytecaster: That's the pill room
 MalFnord: Man, talk about dream jobs
 Wicker_Guide: @KeytarCat My favorite The Weeknd tribute persona
 sporkraptor: this person has also never been in a house
 Shparky2197: Pretty sure gold algae pills would lower your defense. Not sure how the human body does with algae
 TehAmelie: [insistent squelching]
 Wicker_Guide: You know, I kind of want a key-door mystery game like this set in the actual Winchester Mystery House (or an equivalent home-made-by-a-disturbed-person
PotatoWraiths: LOL
 bytecaster: We are doing some good QA testing
DigitalSeahorse: 
 bytecaster: Got computered
 TehAmelie: the computer had line of sight to you
 sporkraptor: do not touch, approach, or look at the computer
 sporkraptor: computer is the real boss enemy
 wench_tacular: signal for help
Jethrain: there was another door in the upper floor room, i think
 sporkraptor: the computer is a more threatening monster than any of the other squishy things
 Akaiatana: You can signal an SOS and that's it
 mwlsn: Is that FF music?
  Simriel: You cannot beat the game, but maybe you can Kill It
 bytecaster: Behind the star door, I think, yes
Jethrain: inside the star room there were two doors, and i think you only went through one?
 CataclysmicReverb: How frustrating, this was actually an interesting play
 bytecaster: You gotta go there and then you'll be there
 korvys: That's what she said
 BITs19_: good ideas, I hope this person keeps making games, maybe don't sell the next couple
Firewhiskers: She's doin' th' Mario!
 bytecaster: Guns ruin dancing
 Akaiatana: The statue to hee-heecate
 GasCityGaming: no-litch
PotatoWraiths: heck eight brings no ledge
 Tangsm: Hey Kate, bring knowledge
 bytecaster: no-lich here, no no
 josh___something: He-Kate
 BlueMechanic: so mote it be
 Keab42: I bet Alex is right about the apple
Desruprot: know-ledge
 Keab42: I'm curious about what the random gameplay aspects are for this game.
PotatoWraiths: a throor
 TehAmelie: #just rich people stuff
 Diabore: sta choo
PotatoWraiths: bless you
 mwlsn: "Stat-choo" "bless you"
 bytecaster: But snek in eye
 Astra7525: Why do you think they call it snake-eyes 
 NullColaShip: 'stat chu, bro?
ArcadeEngineer: i was thinking that popcorn celing stuff
 bytecaster: Go uppies?
 A_Dub888: What up friends, what level of garage are we on?
Jethrain: like 5 or six right now, my dude
MallyxZero: did we ever finish the weird cowboy time traveller game?
 Keab42: @a_dub888 baby-headed centipedes
Jethrain: This was the one i was mentioning
 sporkraptor: this game is so incredibly broken
 bytecaster: flammable
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 sethtriggs: So glad I made it - this game looks ripe!
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Critterbot: 12-guage. 
 A_Dub888: @Keab42 The hell is Ko the Face Stealer doing here?
 Gizmoloid: ooh, flammable?
rentar42: is this how you transport fire?
PotatoWraiths: welp, I'm board of this
 sporkraptor: shoe? wtf this game has collectibles
 sethtriggs: I love that line read
 TheWriterAleph: funkopop
 TehAmelie: she sounded excited about that for the first time in the game
 sethtriggs: Seems like the wrong kind of place for a barrel like that
 Wolfstrike_NL: What if... The flamable also takes cares of the boarded doors
 sporkraptor: ooorrrr maybe you need to assemble some furniture
 TehAmelie: there's a joke about Planck length here
 sporkraptor: it's an IKEA simulator
 sethtriggs: *pop pop pop*
 bytecaster: What if you break all of them?
  Foxmar320:   
  Simriel: Everything is flammable Once
  Simriel: And everything is a dildo Once. These can be at the same time.... Once
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Drasvin: @bytecaster I guess intension soft lock
 A_Dub888: as yes, breakable weapons, everyone's favorite mechanic 
PotatoWraiths: @TehAmelie sorry, it was too short, I missed it
Jethrain: @bytecaster one of the hints mentioned about flammable objects being limited, so you might just be hosed in that case?
 TehAmelie: hoho
Firewhiskers: The developer can't be concerned with real life equivalent of the pre-made assets they purchased. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a demon core and a lava pit in this house.
phoenixletmeuseadashd: snake would make sense there, but this game doesn't
 A_Dub888: @Firewhiskers I thought that was a furnace...
Firewhiskers: Hey I played this minigame in Breath of the Wild
 Gizmoloid: or light that barrel?
 bytecaster: Can we light the flammable gas?
 sethtriggs: The ceilings in some of these rooms are so high they make me think of NES interior shots.
 TehAmelie: ooh, the gas tubes in the entrance
 bytecaster: Careful, PC
 Gizmoloid: everything was treated wit special non-flammable varnish
  Simriel: So glad we Got Wood
Asolya: those doors are so loud omg
  Foxmar320: The computer saw you sneak by
 sporkraptor: @TehAmelie oh yeah, I think you just solved the game XD
 bytecaster: It's where brain boy is
 TehAmelie: that would be exciting if the game had that kind of physics foundation
 sporkraptor: maybe if they set the oxygen tanks on fire they can get to the subocean
 Makrosian_Tay: Board-to-door salesman
 sethtriggs: Is that door foley recorded by the dev?
Asolya: The creaking is making my skin crawl kjbhjk
 sethtriggs: Get off of me
  Simriel: The star key goes in the Square Hole
Firewhiskers: @Asolya A box of the collection of sound effect assets the devs bought
 sethtriggs: Ahhh I see!
Asolya: @Firewhiskers oh jeez :<
Firewhiskers: I mean, a pox on
 sethtriggs: I will say this is a novel, if not dizziness-inducing, way to do a weapon/tool wheel.
 A_Dub888: did we finish "Man gets isekai'd by a book and teams up with a cowboy" from last time?
Firewhiskers: Seperated (sic)
EvilBadman: the most iconic door close sound sign AOL Instant Messenger
 Gizmoloid: you gotta keep them seperated
 sethtriggs: "Seperated" prayers
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 RAICx: 
 sethtriggs: OH NO
DoodlestheGreat: WELP
 bytecaster: Safe and efficient!
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Doc_Layzah: Just got here. Has anyone else pointed out that her jogging animation looks like she's about to explain to you how underappreciated Huey Lewis and the News are?
 BusTed: 
 Keab42: Of course
PotatoWraiths: LOL
 sethtriggs: This feels like a very bad idea to set a wooden dor alight in a building like this
 korvys: I'm sorry, so the solution to the "break board" wasn't a hammer or a crowbar or whatever, but FIRE!?
 A_Dub888: biff
Firewhiskers: Giant toilet
DigitalSeahorse: ^
EvilBadman: *thump* _ignites_
 Wolfstrike_NL: spank em
 SkylerRingtail: More DoTs!
 wench_tacular: queue Benny Hill music
 A_Dub888: is that a mini propane tank I spy?
 northos: @korvys everyone knows doors and doorframes are fireproof 
Jethrain: zombie catches fire, becomes tim allen
 TehAmelie: @Doc_Layzah wow, i was wondering why it was so familiar. it's 100% the American Psycho walk
 Drasvin: It did mention that some enemies can only be killed with fire
DigitalSeahorse: and giant pill bottle
 Marvoleath: Tbh this game has a lot of cool things in it, just very unpolished
Firewhiskers: Wait is there water in the tub?
  Simriel: I heard Gold Orgy Capsules
 bytecaster: Why does it turn red sometimes?
 eric_christian_berg: Is this game just an ad for nutritional supplements?
 TheAwkes: Oops, I just vit a litty.
 Marvoleath: @bytecaster red shift, moves further from the camera  
 dumbo3k: @bytecaster I think to tell us if there is already an object in that belt loop
DigitalSeahorse: towels all very far from the tub
 sethtriggs: Burning to death in a bathroom is really quite a way to go.
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
YakkShakk221B: oh it's a deku stick
ThorSokar: umm
 TheMerricat: @bytecaster Your hand was over an 'inventory slot' on the belt that was full.
Firewhiskers: You won!
YakkShakk221B: that's cool
Firewhiskers: Conglaturations!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 sporkraptor: the computer came to get you
PotatoWraiths: ????
 GrassVortex: 
 gsyhiap:  
itmightbemikey: I like the dancing megapixels up top
 TehAmelie: the game detected you were too close to having fun
  Foxmar320: uhhhhh
 morgoth_bauglyr: uh oh
 raulghoulia: cool game. opened a door to the shadow realm
 Bassios: Uh
 sethtriggs: Whaaaaa
Astramentha: 
 Keab42: There's clearly some parts of this game that have a lot of attention put into them
MajorFrostbyte: Should have saaaaved!
 accountmadeforants: Well then
 Alness49: That was a load bearing fire
 sporkraptor: yep, computer gotcha XD
 gsyhiap: ruh roh
 SnackPak_: o7
Firewhiskers: All is well.
Desruprot: regenerate fatality huh
 A_Dub888: 
 Gizmoloid:  
 eric_christian_berg: I mean, it's kind of a subocean.
 morgoth_bauglyr:   
ThorSokar: uh-oh spaghettios!
DigitalSeahorse: WELP
 Keab42: And then some areas that clearly need polish...
Firewhiskers: Intended by devs
 Saintnex: ohhh noooo
 sethtriggs: Did you sequence break or something?
 SkylerRingtail: Twitch commands us to clip this moment because chat is active.
  Simriel: Shitter(Memory)'s Full
DigitalSeahorse: 
Astramentha: 
ArcadeEngineer: looks like missingno at the top there
 A_Dub888: The fire burned the game!
EvilBadman: Curiosity, you are in the cube!
 sethtriggs: What's task manager say about the specs it was using?
 MalFnord: holy cow I tabbed out for a second
undecided44: Better or worse than the pc freeze?
Desruprot: uh
 Astra7525: Why does it keep popping up an error message about active directory?
 TehAmelie: the eldritch horrors of the computers in the game finally broke free
 sporkraptor: Game Borken
 Wolfstrike_NL: "Chat seems active. Consider clipping this moment for LoadingReadyRun"   huh, thanks twitch?
 sethtriggs: Ewwwwwwwww
 Astra7525: You're not running a windows domaincontroller in your office are you?
 Crad0k: @Astra7525 possibly trying to write data to a folder that's got restrictions?
GedankenPalast_: Is...is they nibbling your aura?
 wench_tacular: o7
DigitalSeahorse: F
 sethtriggs: That immediate planking was great. It's good that you don't catch fire at least
DigitalSeahorse: 
 sporkraptor: nope, Alexa
 Mnemonicman: 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 accountmadeforants: It's eating you like a chicken wing
 raulghoulia: related to Kate and Rooney?
Firewhiskers: Orion Mara doo dooo doo doo doo. Orion Mara doo doo doo dooooo.
 sethtriggs: Are you animation-locked?
 sporkraptor: is it... snorting?
 sporkraptor: "omnomnom*snort*nomnom"
GedankenPalast_: Social distancing zombi
 Denny40k: Can't say I'm a fan of that eating sound
 Astra7525: @Crad0k huh... Maybe... Maybe accessing the computer the game tries to enumerate all available directories, but never considered AD permissions
DigitalSeahorse:  
GedankenPalast_: Orion!
 sethtriggs: Oh this is broken
DigitalSeahorse: dangit
 sethtriggs: Was it a fluke how you won the first time I am guessing? That you escaped the hitbox?
  Foxmar320: Flawless game
Firewhiskers: Orion is forever in the Sunken Place
DigitalSeahorse: 
 sporkraptor: yeah no it borked wahdehfuh
 wench_tacular: 
 bytecaster: Is that brain boy?
DigitalSeahorse: 
GedankenPalast_: Are we inside?
Patorik: Under the map?
 Marvoleath: try map?
 sethtriggs: Is the monster there a bad flag in the game?
 jessieimproved: is this...the subocean?
 bytecaster: There are older saves available
 niccus: i'm impressed at how fuckered this is
 ButterBall000: Is the GPU ok?
YakkShakk221B: game mega broke
 Gizmoloid: you belong to subocean now
ArcadeEngineer: i think the game is running but there's a bad bad bad shader on screen
DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: Mara Orion sounds much more like a real person name. gonna assume they confused the first name-last name order of English
 accountmadeforants: So, inside that room wasn't just items and a guy, but door to the nega-realm (one-way)
 bytecaster: It would need polish
 Gizmoloid: 
 sethtriggs: A QA pass would do wonders.
 sethtriggs: Don't forget to invoice the dev for your QA
  Juliamon: It was jank as fuck, but not completely terrible
DigitalSeahorse: fran
  Foxmar320: Found her
 raulghoulia: sequel to Mario is Missing
 Shparky2197: I need to nap before work. Catch you all later!
Firewhiskers: Games with AI speech should be banished to a corner of Steam to think about what they did
johnalogue: Did we already find her??
 TehAmelie: she does look like a Fran
 TheDangerWaffle: XD
  Simriel: We found Fran maybe?
 sethtriggs: "Talk to Me!" It's that easy
 bytecaster: As a sigma, I simply stack with the woman
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 PhoenixShaman: Fran this is not how hide and seek works
DigitalSeahorse: the fun was the fran we found along the way
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 halftrip: Game over!
 LordManiMani: "Dinke"
MajorFrostbyte: Found friend, Quest Completed
itmightbemikey: oh man, this game
 sethtriggs: Does this count as a game?
3cbb: omg i remember this one from wayneradiotv, they played this dev's entire body of work
 betweenmyself: pogo ball
DigitalSeahorse: more dots!
 Wolfstrike_NL: ORB
3cbb: some real masterpieces in there
Firewhiskers: Away we go
johnalogue: Are we trying to find 50 Frans?
 jessieimproved: Is this just a game engine demo?
 baltimore_667083: sub-lake!
 TehAmelie: clearly we're a superhero with the power to create blitzballs
 sethtriggs: Well of course that would happen, why wouldn't it happen?
 NightValien28: this was a demo project they stapled  a price in
 Mnemonicman: Quest for the Sub-Pond
 halftrip: How do you get the one on top of the globe?
DigitalSeahorse: jamp
  Foxmar320: Normal Man, Normal Walk
 FarleyF: OMG there is merchandise for this game http://bonfire.com/the-search-for-fran
 baltimore_667083: S
DigitalSeahorse: yessssss
 TheWooglie: 
 northos: S
 raulghoulia: I'm crying
 iris_of_ether:   
PotatoWraiths: omg
 TehAmelie: actually it plays a lot like City of Heroes
DigitalSeahorse:   
PotatoWraiths: this is amazing
KeytarCat: doot dooooot
Astramentha:   
johnalogue: This reminds me of that Spiderman game but without a point
GedankenPalast_: You two starting to head bob 
 halftrip: I've seen this movie
 niccus: this is what a video game is
Firewhiskers: I like this Superman game
DigitalSeahorse:   
 MalFnord: bouncybouncy
 wench_tacular: never skipped leg day
 sethtriggs: Those moon boots will get you to the moon!
 gsyhiap: Now this is why I watch W+P!
DigitalSeahorse:   
 SnackPak_: 
 fastlane250: Boing!
Firewhiskers: To the skies
 NightValien28: YEEEEEEEEEEE
 lirazel64: Alex's playing is impeccable.
 Tangsm: Top tier hide and seek tech
 RAICx: Hahahaha, what?!
 PhoenixShaman: I wish a voice randomly tolld me Quest Completed throught the day it might help my feeling of accomplishment
phoenixletmeuseadashd: uh...what?
 betweenmyself: you been training to take part in the Virtua Fighter tournament? 
 TheNextPaige: I’ve had dreams like this
 halftrip: WTF?
Firewhiskers: And now it's Starfield
 jessieimproved: are we going in a Beautycopter direction?
  Simriel: In terms of 0 to Fun this game gets 10/10
GedankenPalast_: No sound - no notes
 BigDaddyBland87: Game great
 SnackPak_: perfect landing
 TheWriterAleph: what the hell. i looked away for one second. what was that
 NightValien28: plane stuck
 TheMerricat: Chat, I missed it, is this The Search for Fran, or The Search for Fran 2?!
 GrassVortex: I look away for a second and we are a plane??
 Alness49: Air to Fran missiles locked
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Firewhiskers: Tim Curry: SPACE
johnalogue: Just warp into it like it's a Roblox vehicle I guess (disclaimer, last time I played that game they still had a free currency)
 bytecaster: we have bonded with the plane
 Camthelion: rofl
 gsyhiap: Mmmm, geometry
 PhoenixShaman: @TheMerricat Fran 1
 accountmadeforants:     
 Earthenone: thats a new twitch thing "Chat seems active. Consider clipping this moment for LoadingReadyRun"
  Foxmar320: This is why we can't pilot our ships in Destiny
 Mnemonicman: Lego man "SPACESHIP!"
 sethtriggs: Frankly I think all it's missing is Nyan Cat music
 halftrip: Wait...wher's Fran?
 jessieimproved: you and the jet are drift compatible
 baltimore_667083: BASEBALL
DigitalSeahorse: weeeeeeeeee
 lightfut: Who needs collision detection?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Marvoleath: third base!
 FarleyF: they are nothing if not prolific - there are 85 games from this developer
 PhoenixShaman: get in the ship Shinji
 tidehollowcat: And the umpires called infield fly
 varmintx0: that's an interesting baseball fields
 baltimore_667083: STEEEEEEERIKE
 TheWriterAleph: oh it's an mmo
 Kentosaurus: to be fair that's most games
 sporkraptor: yeah this is a demo
DigitalSeahorse:  
EvilBadman: Crackdown 4 looking rough
 NightValien28: basically ffxiv
 lightfut: Hooray no fall damage
Patorik: Sounds like jobs I've had before
 sethtriggs: They picked nice assets
 AugmentingPath: HANO
 Drasvin: Why does this field have four baseball diamonds?
 Mnemonicman: Ponder the ORB to get Frand
  Juliamon: I have seen similar baseball fields actually
 Marvoleath: can you red orb while in airship?
Firewhiskers: I bet when you get 50 orbs you get the ability to get 100 orbs.
 TheMerricat: So one of the 'challenges' in this game: ""Steamy Streamer" Challenge - Get ALL of the Archor Games products available on Steam and Stream ALL of them."
 halftrip: What the Fran?
 dumbo3k: Why are there 4 baseball fields facing each other? That seems like it would be a nightmare, but also epic, to have 4 games going on
ThorSokar: She's the Nanny
  Texan_Reverend: She's the nanny.
 sethtriggs: I've seen four-diamond fields like that sometimes. It is a pretty place at least
 lirazel64: Oh, that playground is cursed.
 fastlane250: The flashy girl from Flushing
 TehAmelie: the spaceship is everything i wanted the hoverbike in Star Wars Outlaws to be
  Texan_Reverend: Well timed @ThorSokar
 CataclysmicReverb: We are searching at Fran's request, not looking for her
 sethtriggs: Wow what a waste of those pavers
 eric_christian_berg: This seems like the effort of someone who just had video games explained to them and was like, "I think I got it."
 vinewood_og: To be fair this seems like a pretty apt depiction of life in 2024.
ThorSokar:  Texan_Reverend
 gsyhiap: Plot is overrated, instead we have random spacecraft.
 betweenmyself: This map would be the most epic level for Powerwash Simulator 
  Foxmar320: Oh ive seen that sort of thing in Fallout 76
 sethtriggs: Almost made it to the Sub-Gutter
 azureHaights: We have entered... the sub-fountain
 bytecaster: Great stairs
 halftrip: Balls!
 vinewood_og: Uhhhhh
 Wolfstrike_NL: Alex "can break any game" Steacy
 Wicker_Guide: Alpha dating techniques
 sethtriggs: It's Wacky!
 raulghoulia: is your plane hovering above you?
Firewhiskers: One day John Freeman decided to shoot red balls and fly in his starship to date everyone in town.
Patorik: Frames are stored in the balls
 HorusFive: The framerate is stored in the balls?
 gsyhiap: I don't think that the question "Why?" is helpful in this game...
 azureHaights:   
DigitalSeahorse: tripping balls
 ButterBall000: Should have made them spipers
 niccus: just like dk64
 halftrip: Goal!
 baltimore_667083: GOOOOOOOAL
 vinewood_og: GOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!\
 TehAmelie: too many balls on the field
 sethtriggs: They wave like the Sonic 06' NPCs
Kumakaori: g-g-g-g-g--g-g GOAL~
 raulghoulia: There's an important X-Man named Goldballs who has this exact power
 sethtriggs: Well sure! Why not!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 bytecaster: Why
 gsyhiap: Perfect!
GedankenPalast_: 
DigitalSeahorse:   
 vinewood_og: Perfectly normal Russian commute.
Invitare: that's a train
 SkylerRingtail: It's like Disney - on rails!
 azureHaights: Given how you exited it last time, it's probably still following you, but a half mile above you
 sethtriggs: Ping!
Firewhiskers: Grand Theft Ball-o
 TehAmelie: the cars are fine, it's the road that's crooked
 dumbo3k: You Mario'd the car!
 A_Dub888: methinks some people need to retake they're drivers test
 halftrip: Call the auto club
Scarbble: is volvos related to blorbos?
 empyreon: DELETED
 Mnemonicman: yeetus deletus
  Simriel: That car went Away
 NorthstarTex: car is just [gone]
ogundiety: what was that previous one called?  Hellgait?
ogundiety: or bloodgait?
 Akaiatana: Dodgeball
 HorusFive: Time for JUSTICE
 wench_tacular: you monster!
 sethtriggs: I am actually surprised they don't T-pose
 BusTed: *foomp*
 TheWriterAleph: the dodgeball thunk
 Simonark: The local news will call you The Bonk Bonk Killers
maxlethebeast: Ultimate Dodgeball; everyone's a player.
 TehAmelie: it's like Goat Simulator but with dramatic music
 gsyhiap: It's a deboning ball, obvs
 fastlane250: That's what happens when you taunt Happy Fun Ball, you lose your bones
Firewhiskers: I like how Graham and Alex are deliberately avoiding the sub-ocean because this game is such a trainwreck
 lirazel64: Nice park.
 sethtriggs: Why are those Nerf cars not even on the pavement!
 Kentosaurus: look up
 halftrip: boing
 Marvoleath: Make sure to try red orb while in the airship!
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 margieargie: @Firewhiskers Probably too easy, honestly
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 Gizmoloid: you did leave it up there
 sethtriggs: The anatomy of this building is amazing
 protojman: I assumed it was a “poink” sound like the the x-man Egg
 margieargie: 
 azureHaights: Yes, this is how architecture.
 NorthstarTex: 
maxlethebeast: I like that the sad piano started once you got trapped.
 Diabore: feels like game over
DigitalSeahorse:  uhoh
 Marvoleath: the music change for this xD
 gsyhiap: Turns out Graham was right.
 wench_tacular: 
 HorusFive:   
 LordZarano: Do you jump higher when running?
 korvys: I think your jump height is based on speed
 littleunknownn: 
 vinewood_og: Man this hogwarts DLC is rough.
 sethtriggs: Why has your moon gravity betrayed you?!!
 EikoandMog: catJAM
 halftrip: balls balls balls
 northos:   
Firewhiskers: He was trapped in the ball pit forever
QuantumTwitch: love the UE5  5min learning and using the standard posed assets its good to see that 15 min of level design is worth somthing
DigitalSeahorse:  
 bytecaster:   
 Simonark: Why does this brutalist municipal building have... classical pillars hidden in it?
 empyreon:   
DigitalSeahorse:    
 baltimore_667083: 
 Bassios: Oof, that's vomit inducing
QuantumTwitch: Good on them for beeing creative though
 bytecaster: We mirrors edge now
 betweenmyself: these buildings are sapping you of your amazing jump abilities
 sethtriggs: W+P needs its own random dance button it seems
 Simonark: Are you about to find the subhallway?
EvilBadman: Epilepsy warning
 red_shoes_jeff:     
aClonedPickle: "ghost" in the console?
 sethtriggs: Graham called the "getting trapped"
 Akaiatana: 15 more minutes in the ball pit
aClonedPickle: is there a console
 TehAmelie: well, we correctly predicted we'd get stuck in here
 Zyrin36:   
  Simriel: Graham CAUSED the Getting Trapped
  Simriel: Graham made this happen
 vinewood_og: PARKOUR!
GedankenPalast_: What song do I hear underneath that....
 Wicker_Guide: Graham did this #BlameJames
GedankenPalast_: My brain tells me that I know the song
 bytecaster: "Steam Awards Nomination" 
 sethtriggs: How is it possible to 'design' a game without a menu?
 Simonark: So, we've ruled out a place Fran definitely isnt'?
Firewhiskers: Well that was a great episode of Stream Highlights
DigitalSeahorse:  good music
 sethtriggs: I mean nowadays
 lirazel64: You're starting to get sweaty pits, there.
 EikoandMog: HAHAHA
phoenixletmeuseadashd: hahahah
 sethtriggs: Nice unsteerable brick
 Kentosaurus: orbs have collision
 FarleyF: #Blame Grames
 empyreon: 
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 A_Dub888: !sir
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Kumakaori: XD
Firewhiskers: Orb
GedankenPalast_: 
 betweenmyself: orbs have car collision
 TheWriterAleph: *chef's kiss*
 northos: *solid orbjects
 vinewood_og: Wooooops
 Gizmoloid: ORB is too powerful!
DigitalSeahorse: 
 MehallD: that is phenomenal
 public_key_reveal_party: gaem dezign
DigitalSeahorse: 
Invitare: should have pondered them for longer
 littleunknownn: Amazing
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 libraryrulesrule: Just wondering, which members of LRR are going to be a PAX unplugged?
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  Texan_Reverend: Time to drive like a VOlvo!
 memnus: Now this is my kind of anti-car propaganda
 Kentosaurus: orb ponders you
 MalFnord: oh that's beautiful
 FarleyF:  
 kumatsu: I just got back, is our quest to defeat the Grimace?
 HorusFive: You also seem to run at LEAST as fast as this car
 sethtriggs: They should make squeaky noises
epsilon_vee: "officer i was trying to collect the powerup"
 roticet: This feels like a tech demo for a tech demo.
 TehAmelie: now i think they thought they were going to make Crazy Taxi
johnalogue: So that they can detect when the player hits them, maybe? But bad?
Firewhiskers: Can you... can you fly the spaceship with a car on it?
  Simriel: DOn't you hate when you accidentally flip your car over your jet
 halftrip: Flying!!!
 sethtriggs: FlappyPlane.midi
 Bassios: So many trees
SaxPython: Do a Barrel roll (Car Edition)
 baltimore_667083: @Simriel yup-happens WAY too often round here
DigitalSeahorse:   
 sethtriggs: Physics? Never met her!
 bisaflau: can you shoot as the ship?
 Makrosian_Tay: 
 TehAmelie: strictly better than No Man's Sky
 vinewood_og: Man, Cryptic really should rehire those devs.
 Angnor33: Can the ship shoot balls?
  QuixoticScrivener: why does this ship remind me of a laptop cooling board?
Ashmantle: can you throw balls while in the vehicle?
GedankenPalast_: 
 FarleyF:      
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GeniusEnchantingVanillaKevinTurtle-Sj3EZJfD5nleOV12
 Akaiatana: Graham, it's pickleball
 public_key_reveal_party: what happens if you jump out mid air is my question
Invitare: they're VERY wealthy
 fiftymcnasty: Tennis is their primary export
  Simriel: Every person has their own tennis court
 EikoandMog: BLURF
 Sorator13: Oh dear
 TheMerricat: So Graham, when you were installing this did you happen to notice that it's a 25 gig install? Folk were asking why it was so big in the Steam discussions....
GedankenPalast_: Oh boy
itmightbemikey: designed by Dahir Insaat
 sethtriggs: So, Wikipedia?
Firewhiskers: No, your cousin can't afford Chat-GPT but they can probably get the discount version Chet-GPT
Invitare: yeah I get that one
aitsu100: so google
 bytecaster: @TheMerricat It comes with a copy of Modern Warfare 2
 fiftymcnasty: @itmightbemikey But where are the hidden missles
 betweenmyself: Turns out the collectable orbs are the scattered essence of Fran 
  Texan_Reverend: YES!
 ButterBall000: I just wanted Avina
 TehAmelie: on here we only get ChedGPT
 CataclysmicReverb: I get those
 Kentosaurus: i keep getting that
 Wicker_Guide: *raises hand
 kumatsu: the front door of that restroom looks like the tardis
  Simriel: The Hwat
 Crad0k: ugh, all the time
 GasCityGaming: ugh, yes!
 libraryrulesrule: can't even trust them with factoids
 Kentosaurus: what makes it tactical?
 public_key_reveal_party: can't say i do
dal9000: Yes, it's so dumb
 electric_claire: YES, I hate it.
 Anaerin: I'm getting that all the damned time.
  Texan_Reverend: Tired of putting on a million jackets?
 BITs19_: YES
 GasCityGaming: and it's like 3 minnutes long
Invitare: oh I think I#ve seen that one a few times
 LordManiMani: what about TheCheat GPT
 Saintnex: oh yea
aitsu100: i do not
 sethtriggs: What makes it tactical?
brutalpunishment: Yeah.  Sucks
 MalFnord: what
 Overman27: Yep, the worst
 LurkerSpine: I miss when machine learning was like a cool academic thing that generated stuff like Mountainsplak
 L0rdX33n: I’m soooo sick of that ass
 tidehollowcat: Oh yeah I got that recently
 SkylerRingtail: Praise be uBlock Origin and PiHole
 kdefinition: I got the Youtube Vore Add
 fastlane250: Ads?
Firewhiskers: @LordManiMani Excellent
 Fuzzra: What if you had the worst bullshitter in the pub and they held your calendar?
ANeMzero: It appears we're not Men enough
 Mazrae: Oh my a bit of whip last, left during the resident evil knock off and now something very bright
 lirazel64: Yes, it's miserable.
 electric_claire: Layering is for pussies, Alex
 halftrip: Bearskin or Bareskin?
Despoiler98: what makes it tactical precious?
 vinewood_og: I get a lot of "you should buy more guns"
 arcaneIllumination: You're not a kangaroo -> reminds me of neptunia
 Bassios: Oh I had that one once, it was fukken dumb
brutalpunishment: Is green
 bytecaster: The bear
 public_key_reveal_party: green = tactics
EvilBadman: Beared arms, one assumes
 TheNextPaige: yes
 Saintnex: that is so dumb, “you’re a man, so only wear one layer!” bs
 L0rdX33n: pockets?
 Crad0k: i get a lot of 'manly' soaps too
 Wicker_Guide: @Despoiler98 Baerskin
 Anaerin: Baerskin
phoenixletmeuseadashd: tactical is the extra $100 and bad camo
 ProcyonFlynn: The AI ads are a lot more offensive than that.  They've started running "you're not a coward are you, you're not an idiot, of course you embrace the future" - like it's so profoundly awful.
 accountmadeforants: I'm glad I don't get advertisements anymore.
 korvys: It is, sadly, not made of a bearskin
 arkilyd: pockets make it tactical
DigitalSeahorse: from the music or just the guy jumping?
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 Sorator13: https://cdn.baerskinhoodie.com/baerskin-4-content-image-04.jpg?width=1280
johnalogue: The first time I was advertised to in a video in some time was opening this stream
ShifuDaxiongmao: summons an actual bear... tactically 
 Sorator13: I don't know what I expected, but honestly it wasn't that
 FarleyF: https://youtu.be/z7nMA3YJRRI?si=2EW1lv2c_j7NljgX
PotatoWraiths: ohhh
 TheNextPaige: I hate those ads
KeytarCat: (Twitch, please stop telling me to clip things, I already do)
PotatoWraiths: BAERskin
 jessieimproved: I remember a TV ad for some blue blocker sunglasses that were useful IN A TACTICAL SITUATION
 SkylerRingtail: Okay, does anyone know how to disable this "chat is active; make a clip" popup? I'm already sick of it
 cobthegreat: I look forward to getting it every 5 minutes man
 Gizmoloid: oh, it's Baer not BEAR
 vinopinguino: freeze to death, be a man
aitsu100: i always get the Dr Sqautch soap ads
 wench_tacular: wow
brutalpunishment: lmfao
 SnackPak_: 
 LordManiMani: Tactical
Firewhiskers: I keep getting the ad that argues against reparations because all lives et cetera
 A_Dub888: @KeytarCat I just had to close that
 sethtriggs: It just continues bothering me that these cars don't drive on the obvious road.
 vinewood_og: Is that Andrew tate?
DigitalSeahorse: AE
ShifuDaxiongmao: bær is danish for berry
Duffadash: that's "Bær" meaning "berry"
 sethtriggs: Wow that's so tactical!
 GasCityGaming: it's also not a hoodie, it's a jacket
 halftrip: Oh, Baerskin.  So...not Bear or Bare.
Critterbot: bær. 
 CataclysmicReverb: It's just a heavier coat...
 MalFnord: wow
 kumatsu: a parody of a human being if I've ever seen one
 Wicker_Guide: it is very stupid hiking wear
 Simonark: I think it's tactical because they used a lot of planning to grift money from idiots and are proud of the rube-milking machine they created?
EvilBadman: Watchdogs 4 protag spotted
 Denny40k: So broody
 electric_claire: I get it every 3rd ad on Youtube and it starts out yelling "You're not a child, why are you wearing so many layers" which ???
johnalogue: Oh, so it's both tacky and not actually bearskin of course, that'd be silly
 TheMerricat: https://www.reddit.com/r/CommercialsIHate/comments/1bp9uhn/bearskin_tactical_hoodie/
 TehAmelie: or it means "bare" skin
 Astra7525: That a legal symbol of the danish alphabet
  Simriel: That's not a Hoody, that's a fucking Jacket
 public_key_reveal_party: I have a very similar jacket that I can just about guarantee cost a quarter of that
3cbb: beerskin
silvertabbycat: "you're not a child, stop wearing so many layers to go outside!" as I sit here in 2 shirts + sweater, and leggings under 2 skirts
 TheDangerWaffle: OH MY GOD
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Wolfstrike_NL: @A_Dub888 Had it 3 times now in the past 10 minutes 
johnalogue: Tactical babies indeed.
 lirazel64: I do like these trees.
epsilon_vee: for your tactical baby
  Simriel: Okay, tactical baby stuff is funny tho
Critterbot: An Æ is pronounced like the a in ass, btw.
 MalFnord: And honestly? I have anime con-branded hoodies that look SO much better than that.
 Zyrin36: God I hate "Manly scents"
  Simriel: As long as its done with the right attitude
DigitalSeahorse: cause you don't want to be able to find your own damn baby
 bytecaster: "I can't find my baby, it's too well hidden with camo"
 betweenmyself: there was a period of about eight months where 80% of my ads were for lock picking training kits and telescopic lenses and I have no idea what I clicked on to make the algorithm think I was a stalker 
 Tangsm: If it doesn't come with a bottle bandolier, what is even the point?
 roticet: Beerskin tactical jacket would sell like hotcakes in the states.
 Fuzzra: No manly man is afraid to carry a pink bag with unicorns.
 sethtriggs: LOL
TheAinMAP: Like that one Crapshot, but not in jest.
 Wicker_Guide: I know I've seen that ad on SNL, not sure if real life
ANeMzero: tactical baby bottle with picatinny rail  so you can attach a foregrip
 Doc_Layzah: I wanted to be a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree with my best buddy by my side and we'd sing! Sing! Sing!
 public_key_reveal_party: I have seen significantly worse cities irl, so
 Kentosaurus: typical construction workers standing around
EvilBadman: was there a site on the blueprint
 kumatsu: why are the blueprints printed on vinyl?]
 korvys: https://tacticalbabygear.com/products/tactical-baby-carrier
PotatoWraiths: Baerskin with New and Improved Wind-Sulation
 sethtriggs: All my stand-up meetings are done completely immobile
 vinewood_og: I mean none of them are working, so accurate?
Firewhiskers: I keep getting Harry Potter crochet ads and I'm trans
PotatoWraiths: it's like powerthirst but clothes
 A_Dub888: "I just wanted to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you"
johnalogue: Prepper's Paradise, with lots of military surplus...stuff
ShifuDaxiongmao: Tactial Babies sounds like something Dave's spokesman would sell.
 Wicker_Guide: US Chemical Safety Board?
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 sethtriggs: Oh!! I love them! They do the US Chemical Safety Board
 TheMerricat: For those who want to know how insufferable the hoodie ad is - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZmzI6UU2PQ
 sethtriggs: those are the best videos, and well worth a subscription
  Texan_Reverend: Oofa. First person is rough to watch compared to third person on this game.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 wench_tacular: "babysitting" your own child
 vinopinguino: good job for doing the bare minimum
 halftrip: I hear you Graham
 sethtriggs: Very depressing
 Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun This is living your life with a disability.
 Denny40k: The audacity of being a parent
 fastlane250: Wow
DigitalSeahorse: yup
ANeMzero: thank you but also this is a damning indictment of our system
 Diabore: "giving mom a break by babysitting" like fuck off
KeytarCat: "Yes I am doing a good job, but that shouldn't be notable!"
 public_key_reveal_party: every man i know became a father and immediately got thanos snapped out of existanc e
 betweenmyself: how dare these ads try to shame me for doing baby stuff like shitting my diaper and being breast-fed in public
 Angnor33: Shoot a goal!
Laserbeaks_Fury: I can ride my bike with No Handlebars
GedankenPalast_: Yea...dads are given probs and women are given "tips and advice" That's my experience
DigitalSeahorse: moms also deserve cookies
 LordManiMani: At the same time, sharing the 'hey, good job' look with other dads is very satisfying
 fiftymcnasty: Congrats, you did the bare minimum
 FarleyF: you mean you never taught Penelope to throw finger guns 
Jethrain: the final fran?
 EikoandMog: I'd rather that than the "Excuse me sir, why are you hanging around this children's playground"?
Patorik: Mega Man boss music begins
 LurkerSpine: fran turns out to be a turtle
itmightbemikey: Men, is it gay to take care of your children?
Krektogar: I don't even have a child, and I've had that happen when I was out with a friend who had his kid in a stroller
 A_Dub888: @TheMerricat could only make it 45s good grief
 Simonark: The latest pervasive "Obviously, You Are Man Buy Thing" ads I'm seeing that feel insane are fire safety blankets or gizmos to inflate tires and they sure lean hard on "Manly Sensibleness Should Mean You Don't Question Why This Product Is Worth It"
johnalogue: "I have produced an offspring and not abandoned it, I am better than some animals but worse than a lot of others"
 bytecaster: suddenly boss bar
 public_key_reveal_party: fran of the unity engine
 ButterBall000: The Full Life Consequences Evil Boss
 Sorator13: my sister-in-law is the primary breadwinner for their family; my brother works part-time and does more of the home chores and childcare and such (though they absolutely both do both!), and I can only imagine the commentary he sometimes gets about it
Angreed66: Fran is Emrakul's nickname
  Foxmar320: Get all the collectables and Fran rolls up
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fran, Daughter of the Cosmos
   Anubis169: itmightbemikey: It's everything to take care of your children, it's a basic human instinct 
 Tangsm: Is Fran assembled from the collectible light orbs?
DigitalSeahorse:   
 sethtriggs: Oh yeah some of these guys look like point cloud models
 accountmadeforants: Watch our for her second phase, where her true name is revealed: FRÆN
DigitalSeahorse:   
 kumatsu: I entered a contest for one of those of my cosplay at SDCC once
ANeMzero: I remember very early on Blizzard offered those sorts of 3D prints for WoW character
 Sorator13: @accountmadeforants and she's wearing a tactical hoodie!
 TehAmelie: maybe we need all 50 dragonballs to wish Fran back to Earth
 betweenmyself: there was a kiosk to get a model of yourself made at a mall near me some ten years ago
 Mnemonicman: The Fran was the orbs we collect along the way.
 FarleyF: you want to see the number of games they have created
 sethtriggs: Glorbo is Real!
 A_Dub888: G L O R B
 BusTed: y'know, glow orbs. glorbs
 Simonark: This is going to end with him hugging a pile of orbs where the top one has a face drawn on it and a wig, right?
 GasCityGaming: glowing orbs
 PhoenixShaman: good news there is a sequal
 Sorator13: okay, I'm here for Glorb
 Kentosaurus: glorb = glowing orb
DigitalSeahorse: glow orbs, glorbs
GedankenPalast_: Buss glorbos!
 sethtriggs: Is your quest duplicated by accident?
 public_key_reveal_party: it's glorbing time
 Doc_Layzah: Portmanteau
 LordManiMani: Been collecting glorbs in Banjo Tooie lately
Firewhiskers: This movie made by Golan Glorbus
 TehAmelie: i want a floating sign that tells people to talk to me tbh
 halftrip: I can't wait for Search for Fran 2!
 Simonark: That's a portmanteau, Spoonerism is swapping first letters. Staham Grark, etc.
ANeMzero: glorbs provide joy, if the crapshot is to be believed
  Foxmar320: So far this reminds me of Crackdown, so many orbs
itmightbemikey: spoonerism is something else, it's when you swap sounds in two words
GedankenPalast_: Poormantowl
   Anubis169: Over the hills and faaaaaar awaaaaaay
ThatChesterGuy: Hey guys, I've been having a really terrible day. What are the chances my favorite Canadian content creators can help?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Grob Gob Glob Grod
 A_Dub888: A glorb is easier to ponder since you always know where it is
DigitalSeahorse:   smooth jazz
 Sorator13: @ThatChesterGuy I hope your day improves, friend!
Winter_Entity: glositive
ThatChesterGuy: @sorator13 thx
   Anubis169: can we try for the mountain top?
itmightbemikey: yeah, this was on wayneradiotv so it hit the ironic crowd for sure
KeytarCat: Glonder a porb
johnalogue: the orbajar?
   Anubis169:  
 bytecaster: @Anubis169 There was an invisible wall
 korvys: So is this... the only level?
 LurkerSpine: a collectathon where you have mad hops and move at a fast pace could be a good game, but uh... oh wait that's mario isn't it
DigitalSeahorse:   
EmberNov: this awkward, floaty, too-high jump is how i get around in some of my anxiety dreams
 azureHaights: If you make a cologne or perfume by mashing two other fragrances together, is that a portmanteau de toilette
aesir_blade: This Machine Collects Glorbn
Laserbeaks_Fury: what if Glorb is procounced with a soft G
 Akaiatana: You'd only be able to get to the foot hills
 Simonark: Did the people who stole Fran also take this guys need for... oxygen?
 TehAmelie: a mnenomic for the word portmanteu is, think of a celebrity couple's name for Jaques Costeau and Natalie Portman
GedankenPalast_: @ThatChesterGuy *Random person on the internet sends you good vibes and happy energy*
ThatChesterGuy: Jlorb
   Anubis169: LOL
 korvys: THAT CAT HAD A QUEST
 bytecaster: jlorb
 sethtriggs: Zorbs
 Tangsm: That's a denim orb, right?
DigitalSeahorse: 
KeytarCat: Talk to the cat on the bridge?
 Makrosian_Tay: Zhlorbussy
 PhoenixShaman: Glorb Luke Pickorb
 Akaiatana: Jlorban Hopkins
DigitalSeahorse:   
 raulghoulia: there's always room for Glorbo
ThatChesterGuy: @gedankenpalast_ thx
 Simonark: @TehAmelie Costman?
 sethtriggs: It's just as well, the surroundings are grass mat
Firewhiskers: It's The Tick!
 bytecaster: The creator prefers the jlorbs
 LordManiMani: Lmaooo
 accountmadeforants: As for the 25 GB install size, I assume it's a bunch of OGG music, and wildly high-res textures (or baked-in decals)
 Mnemonicman: THe freshest, organic , free range GLORBS
 sethtriggs: Traffic jam more like pileup!
 public_key_reveal_party: you "helped"
 halftrip: They look dumb
 Wolfstrike_NL: Are they allowed in Canada?!?!
 fastlane250: Every one I've seen is one too many
 Crad0k: they're bigger than you think
 mwlsn: anyone ever break up a traffic jam in SimCopter?
ANeMzero: "Solve traffic jams" = "We couldn't get our car pathing to work, so uhh.... we'll gamify it"
 A_Dub888: sure are
 Kentosaurus: that's insulting to games like this
Despoiler98: Ive seen like three of them here in Chicago
 CataclysmicReverb: But they don't LOOK spacious
Firewhiskers: I saw a cybertruck parked in Capitol Hill, Seattle and somehow nobody had tagged it yet
 public_key_reveal_party: they do look like the texture pack failed to load
Patorik: Me too! And today, we got a snow dump, so it's probably not working anymore
aitsu100: there are like 3 here in my town
Laserbeaks_Fury: They'r lo poly count while the assets load in
 Mnemonicman: Cybertruck is a truck as rendered as PS1 graphics.
 sethtriggs: The one Cybertruck/Wankpanzer I've seen, the person did the smart thing and put a green coating on it
 Wicker_Guide: In fairness, I'd rather you own a cybertruck than a hummer, but I will still judge your poor taste
 HorusFive: They look like a placeholder asset in real life
 bytecaster: It's like the high detail model hasn't loaded yet
Critterbot: They look ridiculous.
 Sorator13: Oh yeah, I saw that yesterday or today
  Foxmar320: Yeah they don't like the cold, or the heat, or wet weather
   Anubis169: they don't use stainless weld Alex
PotatoWraiths: they look like a dumpster in a public park
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 kumatsu: not only did I hear about that, that was a PREDICTED PROBLEM
 Zyrin36: Its horrible stainless steel
 vinewood_og: They look like the polygons rendered without textures.
ThorSokar: I like how the deplorians are even UGLIER in person, I don't even know how that's possible, but there it is
KeytarCat: The Not-Rust is horrible
DoodlestheGreat: So big and so useless.
 baltimore_667083: graham i think you bought the wrong copy of the dodgeball dvd 
 TheMerricat: @accountmadeforants I'm assuming that it's also from the fact that the dev just downloaded _all_ the assets and shoved them into the game without any concern about optimization. 
 UnknownFriday: Did you hear about raccoons trying to break into them because they're being mistaken for dumpsters?
 ButterBall000: I was so waiting for winter to start killing them by being exposed to winter.
 TheBorzoi: It can't get cold, it can't get wet, it's not suitable for roads and it's not suitable for off-road.
 halftrip: They look like dumpsters
 sethtriggs: The fit and finish is purely Malaise-era too.
DigitalSeahorse: cause it's made out of cheap cutlery
johnalogue: It turns out that's actually complicated or something
 jessieimproved: Only one?  There are at least 4 distinct cybertrucks in my area, including a few that are wrapped with advertisements
   Anubis169: all the welds rusted 
 MalFnord: Dingy-ass fuckin' things, that finish doesn't wear well
 EikoandMog: Deplorians is an amazing word for them.
 HorusFive: Because it isn't stainless steel.  It's just painted like it
Chesul: I think my favorite thing is that you can literally peel them like an orange.
Asimech: Rusting stainless steel is quite easy, if you're using the wrong alloy for the job.
Amentur: Last information I heard about them is their headlights have a shelf *that collects snow*
 TehAmelie: it's like they designed in laboratory conditions for use in laboratory conditions
ThatChesterGuy: Paint on stainless steel
  Foxmar320: Ive seen two Cybertrucks here and both were rusted
 sethtriggs: Dance Battle?
aitsu100: dance battle?
 bytecaster: Can Twitch please stop telling me to clip things
Critterbot: Almost like they're made by some pretentions rich guy.
johnalogue: Still, Elon notably sure didn't say what the alloy was, he just gave it a goofy meme name
  TStodden: Some CyberTrucks have been bricked in 0.00 miles (a new world record for "reliability")
 public_key_reveal_party: we fortnite now
 halftrip: Haven't you found Fran yet?
DigitalSeahorse: salt pitted the stainless plating
 Sorator13: I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be breakdancing
 azureHaights: Did anyone else just get a "chat is active, you should clip this" message from twitch
Laserbeaks_Fury: This really feels like someone took a city proposal for a park and made it into a game level
 accountmadeforants: I still love how they tried to convince people they could make an exoskeleton for a car, and then quietly stopped within like a year of actually trying to manufacture it that way (without admitting it)
ScrapyardGhostTrain: All cybertrucks are both rusting & covered in dust before they leave the factory.
 jessieimproved: Oh and jeebus help you if you're are trapped in a cybertruck with no power, good luck opening the door
Firewhiskers: @azureHaights Yes, many of them
 sethtriggs: I love that bricking a car is a thing that can happen nowadays
 Simonark: You know the deep character sidequests are what keep the player base coming back
 halftrip: Is that a zoo?
 Fuzzra: I've dissolved stainless steel, though that was to get the chrome out and involved nasty chemicals.
 Diabore: and then it FUCKING DIED
johnalogue: @TStodden You can rely on it to fail, that's a sort of reliability
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7gorobei: the rust was just regular steel dust that got deposited from other processing steps, you can buff it out
 Zyrin36: Of course....
 SnackPak_: no it doesn't
ThorSokar: HAHAHAHAHA
 wench_tacular: 
 Diabore: #still love the truck though
Astramentha: omggggggg
KeytarCat: @azureHaights "Yeah, I'll clip the thing *not happening on stream*"
 NorthstarTex: doubling down I see
 bytecaster: This is what the youth calls copium right?
ThorSokar: there are better looking DUMPSTERS
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 HorusFive: I hesitate to say anyone who would buy one deserves it.  But........
Despoiler98: Tesla is a CUUUUUUULLLLLTTT    
 vinewood_og: #CryptoCar
  Foxmar320: Oh yeah gotta rip the back out to fix it
 GasCityGaming: I read the article too, it's legit like a cult
 Denny40k: He was also wrong, cause it was ugly as hell
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 sethtriggs: That's amazing to have to do that
   Anubis169: WHAT!?
 bytecaster: "At least the racoons like it"
 TheBorzoi: The manual release is apparently one time use too
 A_Dub888: pardon?
 Zyrin36: Same with the door releases
 PhoenixShaman: it looks like an unrendered asset
 sethtriggs: Just be careful, those trucks will take your fingers!
Patorik: Single-use pull string!
 red_shoes_jeff: I... GENUINELY hope he bankrupts himself buying replacement trucks.
johnalogue: @jessieimproved I mean, same for the backseat of a Model 3. Frankly the trend to eliminate handles because future is a terrible design choice
 Diabore: theyre death traps
ThatChesterGuy: What if the string snaps?
 TehAmelie: the latest funniest thing i heard is they wanted to build it with lasers and hydrophobic coatings instead of windshield wipers, and when that didn't work they didn't change anything but just grudgingly put on a bad wiper
 Kentosaurus: I'd be worried about losing fingers trying that
   Anubis169: LOL
 wench_tacular: phrasing?
 public_key_reveal_party: remember that time homer simpson designed a car?
DigitalSeahorse:   
 vinewood_og: Calling it a Hull is GENEROUS.
 FarleyF: ok can we get that as a quote
 Mnemonicman: NPCs be trippin balls
 lightfut: Praise 🐝sus
 Makrosian_Tay:    
 halftrip: Impervious to balls
 vinopinguino:   
 mwlsn: It's the rare bad-looking car that actually looks worse in person
ANeMzero: time for The Search for Fran 2
  Texan_Reverend: Just like the buried manual releases for the doors on Teslas...which have caused people to burn inside.
 A_Dub888: Graham "That guy's impervious to balls" Stark
   Anubis169: Thank you both 
 Wicker_Guide: You can very much tell that Musk BOUGHT Tesla, and designed the Cybertruck
 halftrip: But...Fran!
KeytarCat: Man was standing closer than your minimum range
 sethtriggs: Errybody dance!
 accountmadeforants: Like, non-destructively peel it away from the frame? Or like a stainless steel orange?
 halftrip: Fran still lost!
 sethtriggs: Fran was the friends we made along the way
DigitalSeahorse:    
 Crad0k: @TheBorzoi i suspect it's not *intended* to be, but ends up being because... cybertruck
ThatChesterGuy: Well, a couple minutes raised my mood slightly
 northos: Fran declared missing on october third 
johnalogue: Apparently "real" automakers are using capacitive controls on their steering wheels and it has indeed been a safety problem!
KeytarCat: I think Fran was the dog on the bridge
 Astra7525: The real treasure were the Frans we met on the way
 margieargie: Maybe Fran was the spaceship
DoodlestheGreat: I like how the cybertrucks keep getting attacked by raccoons that mistake them for dumpsters.
 halftrip: What the Fran?
GedankenPalast_: Thank you so much. and now I'm off to the vod, because I missed the first hour
ThatChesterGuy: Thank you to this community for being amazing
 TehAmelie: some say Fran is moon jumping out there to this day
 A_Dub888: perFrantage
Critterbot: Those were some goat simulator-ass beats.
 betweenmyself: Cyber Truck is just the Transformer that the other Decepticons ignore
Firewhiskers: Thank you for badness
GedankenPalast_: LOVE YOU ALL! 
elkae: we mad Fran along the way
 Simonark: Fran's fine and just wants to be left alone.
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 vinewood_og: Thanks all! You're the absolute best.
ANeMzero: As it turns out fran drescher couldn't be found she was too busy running SAG
   Anubis169: watchandplay@loadingreadyrun.com
 Bassios: Thanks for the stream!
 Marvoleath: !contact
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 morgoth_bauglyr: fran was in final fantasy last ichecked
johnalogue: I was just upset about auto design earlier today so I'm ov-
   Anubis169: !social
 A_Dub888: @vinewood_og you're the absolute best
   Anubis169: !socials
 Sorator13: to the vod I go!
 lirazel64: Brilliantly bad.
 vinewood_og: It is less bad.
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   Anubis169: !sm
itmightbemikey: Bluesky has the vibes of 2010 Twitter
 LurkerSpine: bluesky and mastadon woot
   Anubis169: who's updated the bot 
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 LordZarano: Oh no there's a The Search For Fran 2
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EvilBadman: Bluesky letting folks /be/ thier domain names is brilliant
 SkylerRingtail: What will happen to your existing Mastodon accounts, if anything?
 sethtriggs: Starter Pack link didn't work for me
GedankenPalast_: "Starter pack could not be found"
johnalogue: I feel like we lost a battle there by letting not-Twitter by Jack Twitter beat Mastodon
   Anubis169: !streams
DigitalSeahorse:   
 LordZarano: But yes there are speedruns https://www.speedrun.com/the_search_for_fran
 r10pez10: !crossover
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 halftrip: Yes there is!
 A_Dub888: @LordZarano We need to put a tracker on Fran
 SkylerRingtail: @johnalogue Right there with ua
 SkylerRingtail: ya*
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 Simonark: Is there a Christmas skin, Search For Fran-Kincense?
KeytarCat: I'm still only on Masto because I reaally don't want the lock-in.  Lock in that I've signed up for by trusting Tex with Kind.social
   Anubis169: !schedule
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 bytecaster: I wonder in which one we will actually find Fran
 sethtriggs: Did the Starter pack link wor for anyone else?
   Anubis169: oooOOOooo
 accountmadeforants: We've finally managed to achieve Twin Suns without someone getting sick?
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 TehAmelie: same game, but the player character has been working out (one pushup every two weeks)
  Juliamon: Starter Pack link may need updating
  Texan_Reverend: I appreciate the trust @KeytarCat
 vinewood_og: BWAAHHHH'
 bytecaster: king of the hill!
 SkylerRingtail: @accountmadeforants Pretty sure Ben said last night someone is sick?
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 Gulleko: anubis 
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DigitalSeahorse: Lemuuuuuuur
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 SkylerRingtail: @DigitalSeahorse Lemur? Where?!
 sethtriggs: Hahahah it's Seth Triggs
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 TheBorzoi: 
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 sethtriggs: LOOOL
 FarleyF: welcome to the highlight reel
DigitalSeahorse: 
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 JadedCynic: just in case you thought you slipped past them 
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 LordZarano: The Search For Fran 100% Glitchless category must be SO HARD avoiding all the glitches
 TehAmelie: and remember, the bar for being a game dev is THIS low
DigitalSeahorse: I can't cause I already got a clip tab open and twitch adding mobile clips broke it
   Anubis169: Thank You ThankYouUro
  Simriel: @TehAmelie Nah it's lower
 FarleyF: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AntsyEnthusiasticPeppermintNerfRedBlaster-y2yodpPhU9pi2LwB
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 NorthstarTex: !next
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