Rhythm Cafe || Goodbye Volcano High

  QuixoticScrivener: Oh no, now I don't have enough time to watch the highlight reel.
KeytarCat: hewwo!
  Juliamon: Hello... or is it Goodbye?
KeytarCat: One last hello before we go
  Juliamon: 
 Earthenone:   
DaxStrife: Ooo, I've been curious about this game. 
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
IslandersCaper: 
 RealGamerCow: hadouken
  Juliamon: speaking of oil and/or burning... Goodbye Volcano High!
DaxStrife: Burn all the things!
 LordZarano: Just about anything will burn in pure oxygen
TheAinMAP:   
TheAinMAP:   
elusivecaretaker subscribed with Prime.
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 RealGamerCow: Like fireplace TV but revolutionary
 RandomTrivia: 
 RealGamerCow: it was -13C last night here, which is unusual.
 RealGamerCow: "Fuck you I do what I want!"
IslandersCaper: we had a snow storm this morning and then a rain storm in the afternoon 
KeytarCat: An outdoor lemon tree, less a threat to the ecosystem than an outdoor cat
 RandomTrivia: Wow, such clever chromakey effects! 
 Earthenone: i dont see feet, no proof they arent ghosts
 ArdCollider: "or the tai- l."
 ArdCollider: thanks, Ian, I really thought you were going to a different place there.
 mercano82: We're in the tail end of 2024
DaxStrife: You have Year of the Dragon, dragons have tails.
 BlueFingers5: tail year.txt
 RealGamerCow: It is the year of the dragon
UtilityPunk: The Chinese zodiac had the right idea
 RealGamerCow: 2024
TheMandrew subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 102 months, currently on a 102 month streak!
 TheMandrew: 102 months of Rhythm!
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KeytarCat: Consider the lizard
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
 Earthenone: is a bird cafe a Cawfe
 RealGamerCow: There used to be a harbor seal that greeted me when went into work when I worked on the seafront. Just bobbing in the water, watching me
 RandomTrivia: Nope nope nope nope
 RandomTrivia: Tinkerbell Tailor Solder Fry
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Lysander_salamander: I guess Gackt is getting on in the years
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 RandomTrivia: 
DaxStrife: "Cameron will remember this."
Lysander_salamander: oh, they're all cute
IslandersCaper: 
Lysander_salamander: oh, Lyrics!
UtilityPunk: Lyric selection 
 RealGamerCow: oh interesting mechanics
 ArdCollider: wow crazy bird lady channeling boygenius
  Juliamon: they had a they/them patch, maybe not a lady
 ArdCollider: oh! crazy bird person!
 ArdCollider: excellent.
  QuixoticScrivener: is this game scaley bait?
Mollylele: bird? dolphin?
 ArdCollider: dino
 ArdCollider: dino bird
Mollylele: big chicken
Lysander_salamander: pterodactyl I think
 accountmadeforants: Definitely one of the years ever
Mollylele: the lil bird skull necklace round their neck is a headscratcher
Lysander_salamander: how so?
DaxStrife: Oh this is so sweet, and it's going to be so tragic.
Mollylele: isn't it like any of us wearing a monkey skull?
UtilityPunk: BIRDS AREN'T REAL
Mollylele: enby indie rock dinosaurs, got it
 accountmadeforants: Couldn't it just be one of her own kind's skulls, but small and fake?
 AFamiliarCalledEl: I guess if they're dinosaurs and that looks more like a modern bird then... I dunno, the evolutionary implications are weird, but I guess people use animal bones for lots of things _shrug_
 RandomTrivia: D'awwwww
  Juliamon: baby!!!
 accountmadeforants: @AFamiliarCalledEl Why are we assuming it's real bone? It's got a little ring at the end that seems molded into it.
 wedge_x: I know I had goth friends that wore stuff made to look like human skulls
 wedge_x: it's fairly representative 
 ArdCollider: lava-hot topic probably has a jewelry section
 AFamiliarCalledEl: @accountmadeforants Even if that particular piece isn't real bone, it implies there are birds like that in the world
 RandomTrivia: Special interest discovered!
Lysander_salamander: so cute
  Juliamon: my mom's not goth at all but she has some little carved stone skulls that she wears as pendants
 accountmadeforants: @AFamiliarCalledEl It could also be a pterodactyl skull
 accountmadeforants: This conversation is giving me Butterfly Soup vibes, big fan
Lysander_salamander: why the dialup too?
offbeatwitch: DIALUP NOISES
UtilityPunk: DINOUP
 accountmadeforants: It's the ancient past, of course they're still on dial-up 
Lysander_salamander: boon companion
 RandomTrivia: "Warning: due dates are closer than they appear" Oof
 accountmadeforants: "Warning: Due dates are closer than they appear" is very good
Lysander_salamander: yay
Lysander_salamander: small town?
 accountmadeforants: Very motivational, miss Roberts
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 accountmadeforants: I liked the Kraftwerk-looking font
 RandomTrivia: 
Lysander_salamander: did they install a jamming device?
 accountmadeforants: "You shouldn't text in my class, the signal here is terrible"
Lysander_salamander: 
UtilityPunk: Someone invented a time machine?
Lysander_salamander: nice
Lysander_salamander: dang
 RandomTrivia: 
KeytarCat: I hate this teacher, holy shit
 e_bloc: if usb-c didn't exist in the past how would it exist now
 RandomTrivia: That's definitely the point. There's at least one character we aren't going to feel protective over
Lysander_salamander: nice
 accountmadeforants: USB is actually cyclical, they had to go all the way through D-Z before we ended up at A again.
Lysander_salamander: archeopteryx?
 RatherLargeToad: never cross the slime streams
 RandomTrivia: Omg I love them all so much
 RandomTrivia: They're so precious
Lysander_salamander: Max Schrec, the actor?
 Jillexie: L&L
 RandomTrivia: Lizards & Labyrinths?
 couchboyj: Ogres have layers, TCP/IP has layers, Shrek and the Internet are basically the same thing
OmnipotentTrevor: raptor jesus
 RealGamerCow: Trish has the ADHD slider set to MAX
Lysander_salamander: I'm sure there's a Vtuber game like this somewhere
RealGamerCow subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 132 months!
 RealGamerCow: This is very She and Him
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 accountmadeforants: Think the WASD indicators change if you've got an AZERTY keyboard? 
Bionull: Heather with the trauma from other games
 RealGamerCow: oh that wasn't suppsoed to be a sub message
Bionull: Are the notes meteors?
 RandomTrivia: I do really like the way it gives each hand a separate mechanic, really helps the feel of playing an actual guitar
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 RandomTrivia: UHHHH
 RandomTrivia: UHHH
Lysander_salamander: 
KeytarCat: It's what Maroon 5 did
 RealGamerCow: I'm like AN ADULT now, gawd
Lysander_salamander: delightful
Mollylele: I hope we get to hear "Gym Teacher Sex Dream"
 RandomTrivia: @Mollylele I'm not sure I want to hear a song called that written by a 14-year-old
Mollylele: @RandomTrivia Reader, I _was_ that 14 year old once.
 ArdCollider: ours was a song about one of the football players set to "Fathoms Below" from The Little Mermaid.
 accountmadeforants: Everyone but you, Fang
Lysander_salamander: yes!
Lysander_salamander: Luchas and Librarians?
Orphio333: Bugs 🐛
Lysander_salamander: need a stamp for that
gualdhar subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 88 months!
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Reecer6: this is the message everyone in the world got in the 1850s
 RatherLargeToad: Twas phots that killed the dinosaurs
Lysander_salamander: neat
 RatherLargeToad: photos
 RandomTrivia: Wait go back to the one about the "fuck/you" tattoo on your wings
 couchboyj: Bad Rectangle is my Descendants cover band
mmmbop1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
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TheShatzMan: what is she supposed to be?!? lol
Lysander_salamander: why are there so many towers in this deck?
 NotCainNorAbel: go left
 gualdhar: Go left
kusinohki: ack! someone beat me to a tower joke!
Lysander_salamander: 
  Juliamon: I have more questions about the bus than the skull necklace
Lysander_salamander: nice
adept_nekomancer: Isla Nublar?  That's a deep cut.
Lysander_salamander: Isla Nublar, from Jurrassic Park?
 ArdCollider: LOL off to Jurassic Park for *what exactly*
 ArdCollider: is that like going to the *adult* resort for dinosaurs?
Lysander_salamander: I'm going to imagine that it is
Lysander_salamander: oh no
Lysander_salamander: dang
 RandomTrivia: 
 accountmadeforants: 
 ArdCollider: oh man the high femme is here for it
Lysander_salamander: Lava Java!
KeytarCat: And I'm here for the high femme!
Lysander_salamander: Great name for a coffee shop
Reecer6: do we know dinocurrency
 Cptasparagus: this dialogue could be a rhythm game!
Lysander_salamander: ah, bros
Lysander_salamander: yeah, that's a sibling
 RandomTrivia: Channel the spirit of Frederic!
 Cptasparagus: untitled... goose? game?
 ArdCollider: (the soundtrack for this is on Bandcamp for USD10, btw)
 accountmadeforants: Dang, multitalented
 SquareDotCube: What do you think Dinosaur Beethoven, Dinosaur Mozart and Dinosaur Chopin looked like
Reecer6: what are the controls for the bottom guy? ijl+spacebar?
 accountmadeforants: @SquareDotCube The wigs must've gone HARD
 accountmadeforants: @Reecer6 I'm guesing the mouse
Lysander_salamander: aw
 Lord_Hosk: will they forget?
 RandomTrivia: Dunno, they didn't say
 NotCainNorAbel: Rattlesnake, Rattlesnake
 RandomTrivia: Now I want to hear Puke Factory
Lysander_salamander: eeee so cute
Lysander_salamander: I have been meaning to try this game
 SquareDotCube: crackers or breadsticks?
Lysander_salamander: oh neat
 RandomTrivia: Oooh, that looks in depth
UtilityPunk: Does tea count as hydration?
 NotCainNorAbel: excited electron circle?
 Earthenone: !BREAK
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 accountmadeforants: Definitely grabbing this game for myself
KeytarCat: tea counts!  Even coffee counts, but it's a little more nuanced
KeytarCat: This game is so cute and I'm already sad from it!
 Programmerman1: pizza does sound good
UtilityPunk: Cute game about dinos and volcanoes?
 Programmerman1: I was just thinking about what to have for dinner and now it's probably pizza
dzee_szed: ANARCHY! ANARCHY!
 NotCainNorAbel: fish sauce!
UtilityPunk: invalid sauce error
OmnipotentTrevor: Brown
Lysander_salamander: nutmeg...
 RandomTrivia: can't even pick the fish sauce
  QuixoticScrivener: surprise allergy time?
 RandomTrivia: Cursed noodles
 Programmerman1: yeah fish sauce is delicious
 Cptasparagus: Celicanth is the one where you can't eat gluten right?
Lysander_salamander: I wonder what coelacanth tastes like
  Juliamon: so they own a piano for no good reason?
  Juliamon: bc there's no way they bought that for their kids
 accountmadeforants: Maybe they inherited it, Juliamon?
 NotCainNorAbel: @Juliamon My SO's parents couldn't play anything but did buy a piano so all of their kids learned it.  They had to learn the piano and have one other structured hobby.
Lysander_salamander: uh oh
 accountmadeforants: That's how my uncle and aunt ended up with a piano nobody in that house played.
DaxStrife: *Foreshadowing*
 Lord_Hosk: Wait... An Asteroid... that isn't in the solar system but they were able to track it?
Lysander_salamander: oh, guess they're going to have to go acoustic with the band
 Lord_Hosk: The Solar system is BIG
 RandomTrivia: Holy shit Reed
Lysander_salamander: nice
 niccus: good thing we live in a historically insignificant time period
 Lord_Hosk: I agree Niccus
UtilityPunk: Spoiler: They build a space ship and evac the planet
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 GhostValv: it's totally the meteor
 Lord_Hosk: And then they encounter Voyager in the Delta Quadtant  UtilityPunk
KeytarCat: Just respond with a "[name]?"
Lysander_salamander: Naiomi bought a burner phone.  She's the type that would plan out something like this
 NotCainNorAbel: I'm very glad I didn't go to school when texting was a thing
 accountmadeforants: I really hope you can blurt out the things that become staticy if you're fast enough. A perfect representation of saying things without thinking them through.
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 NotCainNorAbel: IAN!
 RandomTrivia: IAN
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ExquisiteSpinelessDuckPartyTime-WwfFo5wqF-fQE5Pv
Lysander_salamander: yeah roleplay that teenb
 accountmadeforants: "Good thing it won't be around for much longer then  "
 SkylerRingtail: something something Giant Meteor 2025
Lysander_salamander: oh no
Lysander_salamander: the doom
 accountmadeforants: I liked this scene from Metal Gear Rising 
dzee_szed: Wait, the chat is called "DINOGANG." Has anyone ever started a teenage chat called "HUMANGANG?"
Lysander_salamander: freaking twitter
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 NotCainNorAbel: well that is a lot
Lysander_salamander: oh she stayed up too late
Lysander_salamander: they I mean
KeytarCat: And then it's 4am and you haven't slept
 accountmadeforants: @dzee_szed I've had a chat that was called (translated to English) "Definitely Real Humans". Not a stretch.
 PhoenixShaman: @dzee_szed if we had this kinda chatroom when i was a teen that is totally the kinda vibe our chat would have been
  Juliamon: of course she did that
dzee_szed: fair enough
Lysander_salamander: space is big
 NotCainNorAbel: Jupiter will save US!
 Mazrae: Yea .. just a dumb space rock
 PhoenixShaman: we/re totally not fucked, we can dissbelieave it out of existance
 Mazrae: Armageddon
 wedge_x: Armageddon
 Geldaran: Armageddon
 ArdCollider: the third asteroid movie that year would've been a Jim Cameron one, but, third asteroid movie that year
Lysander_salamander: I remember a Sean Connery movie where the USA and the Soviet Union joined forces to fire all their nukes at an oncoming meteor
 ArdCollider: (you can find the screenplay online, it was called Bright Angel Falling)
  QuixoticScrivener: are they the same type of dinosaur?
 RandomTrivia: If you don't want to go the Armageddon route, just go the Ultimate Limit way and build a giant moon laser
Lysander_salamander: sounds fun
Lysander_salamander: ohhhh
 RandomTrivia: Oof
Lysander_salamander: nooooo
Lysander_salamander: no
Lysander_salamander: nononono
Lysander_salamander: ah right, they're teens
jessicaengle: Hi chat.
Lysander_salamander: wow
 RandomTrivia: Hey there jessicaengle
iarethel0ser: Our choices now affect the past we can see.
UtilityPunk: Wild game. I'm not sure I can handle this amount of innovation
 RandomTrivia: OMG
 RandomTrivia: 
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
Lysander_salamander: 
Lysander_salamander: delightful
 accountmadeforants: So who cranked their relationship stat with the asteroid? And how can we tank it?
jessicaengle: Is this Persona 5?
 NotCainNorAbel: @jessicaengle I'm here for that
 accountmadeforants: They had longer days back then 
Lysander_salamander: a utopia, that was lost to us
Alex_Frostfire: Trucks, heh.
Lysander_salamander: oh, so that's what that was referring to
Lysander_salamander: little memelord
Lysander_salamander: croissant emoji
Lysander_salamander: oh, the roof
  QuixoticScrivener: "Trucks"
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Lysander_salamander: oh heck yeah
roastbeefsandwitch: So what's the rhythm bit the visual sim game?
  QuixoticScrivener: eww smoking
  Juliamon: the heights thing seems funny, given they're an aerial dino
jessicaengle: This is what I remember high school conversations being like.
Lysander_salamander:  Noting matters! 
 Alchemistmerlin: Oh boy! Pondering my own mortality!
 accountmadeforants: Hell yeah, Trish, indeed
 Geldaran: 2!  2!
jessicaengle: Wait, capitalism *isn't* hedonistic indulgence?
Lysander_salamander: work first, then banana
BruisesAndDangelMarks: Ah music and teen angst. Good choice
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DependableTalentedAirGuitarCharlietheUnicorn-H8DR3_g0Nod7iUMx
  Juliamon: jessicaengle I guess it's not really hedonism if you're not the one enjoying it
 accountmadeforants: Less Worm Drama, more Worm Head Empty Only Part
 accountmadeforants: *Party
 ArdCollider: Gym Teacher Sex Dream (Trish's Version)
Lysander_salamander: oh boy
Lysander_salamander: oof
 accountmadeforants: Ooh, the long hair and wings go hard
Lysander_salamander: ah metaphors about meteors
KeytarCat: Using school property for your own gain is fun and good!
Lysander_salamander: oh
TacitusVigil: Oh. Oh no.
Lysander_salamander: I'm excited to see what their character will be
  Juliamon: I'm jealous that their assemblies are in a proper auditorium and not.. y'know, gym bleachers
Lysander_salamander: first of all, hey... But yeah.
  Juliamon: We even HAD a theater, and still used the damn bleachers
 Jillexie: I was lucky that my high school had a proper theatre auditorium
TacitusVigil: They have social media?  Oh noes
 accountmadeforants:  
Alex_Frostfire: You know he had to do it to 'em.
Lysander_salamander: nice
 accountmadeforants: Had to do it to em
Lysander_salamander: oh
  Juliamon: I mean, wings gotta be awkward in those seats
 Earthenone: are they roommates?
Lysander_salamander: wow
Alex_Frostfire: What a hype man.
 ArdCollider: the principal's... hair... is alarming
 Jillexie: Wow
  Juliamon: oh yeah...... that yearbook we burn in the future
Lysander_salamander: yay
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Lysander_salamander: ah, the feel of being the third wheel of a new friend circle
Lysander_salamander: yas
Lysander_salamander: nice
Lysander_salamander: a renaissance dino
 rrtycoon2: Reverse engineering...I guess.
  Juliamon: oh dear
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 ContingentCat: oh no
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 RandomTrivia: IAN
Lysander_salamander: oh no I ship it
 RandomTrivia: Naomi 100% has a crush on Fang
  Juliamon: Naomi strikes me as more 'desperate for an actual friend' than crushing
 accountmadeforants: By the by, there's a mouse on screen (but I guess that's more the game's fault, can't have mouse controls and then not hide the mouse)
Lysander_salamander: I like how the options can shift
 Mazrae: Wait just had a thought, if they have plastic and cars(most likely have oil) where did they get the oil from
 accountmadeforants: @Mazrae Soylent Black
  Juliamon: Mazrae iirc it's mostly plants IRL anyway
  Juliamon: not actually dinos
 RandomTrivia: @accountmadeforants The oil we have is from fungal and plant matter from millions of years *before* the dinosaurs
Lysander_salamander: flashback!
 ArdCollider: "Get Bent Jimmy Two-Face" sounds like a Garages track
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
Alex_Frostfire: Break-up song?
  Juliamon: oh, our old hair
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 accountmadeforants: Would you still love dino if they were a wyrm
Bionull: They call me Dr Worm~
Lysander_salamander: oh midis
  Juliamon: how do you lose a midi controller...
 accountmadeforants: Who knew that in millions of years, midi never got miniaturized
Lysander_salamander: the dive was great
Alex_Frostfire: Oh no, I think I'm charmed by this game.
Lysander_salamander: I will have to get this
  Juliamon: It's enough
 ArdCollider: the writing on this is amazing.
 RandomTrivia: It's absolutely adorable
  Juliamon: I'm ready for us all to get our hearts broken by this game
 Mazrae: Is it going to end like the end of the dinosaur TV show?
  QuixoticScrivener: @Mazrae By equating vegetarianism with both homosexuality and drug use?
TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PST (18:57 from now).
 Earthenone: hexnalie?
 Simonark: Hexageddon?
DaxStrife: You can have Fivenale so why not Sixnale?
 Marvoleath: VInale?
 Marvoleath: (roman 6)
 Simonark: When would you send him back... to? What historical figures do you all want Adam to confront about piss vampires? This feels like a rich field for debate.
 NotCainNorAbel: You KNOW that James would just fly as far as possible
 RatherLargeToad: the Let’s Nope jump scare strikes again
 Mazrae: Finding Brooke?
 Lord_Hosk: Im old enough to remember when Franky went to Hollywood
 SquareDotCube: I believe they're still playing Amanda the Adventurer 2?
 Marvoleath:  
  Juliamon: it's still Finding Frankie, but you *play* as Brooke
  Juliamon: SquareDotCube They finished
  Juliamon: Happy Gruulidays!
 Simonark: Sure, vitriol, but I feel the Game Awards deserve more Mirbane
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
TheAinMAP: I've never found them dull watching LRR watch them.
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 NotCainNorAbel: 
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 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Ian and Heather!  
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
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