Can't Draw Horses Club | How to Host a Dungeon with Featherweight

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SaxPython: @TheMerricat 
 beowuuf: if you had to crayon the numbers in, those would be old tsr D&D dice 
  TXC2: ah yes the yellow dice, the set I have, and then lost the D8 immediately 
 beowuuf: it split in to two d4s to get your feet
noSmokeFire: oh hey, this is the game I suggested! I was wondering why it sounded familiar 
  TXC2: "cheese my child"
 Mangledpixel: boop
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
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 iris_of_ether: Dice*
 TheDevil_Risen: Roll ALL THE things!
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 TheMerricat: Now that gash in the landscape makes sense!
 Mangledpixel: Bods Goddy
SaxPython: #Nexusless
  TXC2: so we're in a dead god's butt crack?
 baltimore_667083: @TXC2 always have been
 iris_of_ether: Have You Checked Your Dungeon Hole
 Mangledpixel: ohh, so it's a dead god's cleavage then
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  TXC2: you rang 
 iris_of_ether: Skidap bibap
 TheMerricat: bibly accurate god's butt crack too.
  Juliamon: a seam of gems along the taint
 Mangledpixel: it says to draw the deposits slightly larger than a token
noSmokeFire: is this what Tolkien meant by "the Crack of Doom"?
 Mangledpixel: something something brimstone
 beowuuf: @noSmokeFire "i have not seen your ring..."
Laserbeaks_Fury: A clench strong enough to make diamonds
SaxPython: @Mangledpixel I was on something something fissures
 iris_of_ether: If Mordor has the evil tower and the Crack of Doom there must also be an evil taint: discuss
 iris_of_ether: (I'll stop)
noSmokeFire: we can have dwarves, tall dwarves, wide dwarves...
SaxPython: #TheBlackGate
 beowuuf: @iris_of_ether i mean now we know where shelob's crabs were. i mean spiders...
 Mangledpixel: moistdor
 iris_of_ether: Mordor: The Swamp Ass of Middle Earth
  TXC2: Mordor itself the evil taint of Middle earth
noSmokeFire: the Dead Marshes were sort of the grundle of Mordor
 iris_of_ether: God someone could write a paper on this...
 beowuuf: could yes should no 
Laserbeaks_Fury: Water those?
Laserbeaks_Fury: can the water be flowing into the crack?
 SymphonySolstice: I open the stream, I read "Mordor Swamp Ass", I nod in complacency and acceptance
 Mangledpixel: today's fish is blind a la weird. enjoy your cave!
 beowuuf: @SymphonySolstice you only need to know three words: god's butt dungeon
Laserbeaks_Fury: even though underground water would not be blue
 SymphonySolstice: @beowuuf understandable have a nice day
 beowuuf: 
  Juliamon: are you calling minecraft a liar
  TXC2: pure water is very slightly blue
 Mangledpixel: "This area contains Cave Johnson"
Laserbeaks_Fury: *Insert Balrog Here*
 TheAwkes: A monster that lurks in the dark with slavering fangs?
  TXC2: so a cat?
 beowuuf: balrog bu- nm
 SymphonySolstice: the undergrink
 ArdCollider: the oogie boogie is the grink, change my mind
  TXC2: just a big extension cable out to the cave's duodenum
noSmokeFire: this is more of a sidegrink
 beowuuf: my jane austin hobbit oc
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 iris_of_ether: Tasteful sidegrink
noSmokeFire: the Whys
 TheAwkes: Underwhom
Laserbeaks_Fury: Drak Whos
SaxPython: Not a Drop to Grink - Monday's on Loading Ready Run 
 iris_of_ether: 
nyoomgoom: the huuuuuuudge?
 iris_of_ether: Bigger than before
 SymphonySolstice: reminds me of my sister exclusively referring to Doctor Who as "Doctor What"
 wedge_x: the Poopsmith?
nyoomgoom: i don't remember how many us it has
 TheAwkes: @SaxPython We're all jumping on posting this during the stream intro tonight, right?
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Whose
 RareSeaKat: PomPom?
SaxPython: @TheAwkes 
noSmokeFire: Oliver is kind of a Grink
 RareSeaKat: Yay!
nyoomgoom: oh my bad, Da Huuuuuudge is a big yellow-green blob with like, strong bad's face for some reason
  TXC2: Oliver is a sweet cinnomen roll who can do no wrong
Laserbeaks_Fury: worship the dark goddess LMAOth
  Juliamon: ribbon of ganche
  Juliamon: *ganace
  Juliamon: fuck
Laserbeaks_Fury: ahh the Sakeru vein
 SymphonySolstice: ganche
  Juliamon: PARNETS
  Juliamon: you know what I mean
  Juliamon: listen it's been a day
 iris_of_ether: Green ranch?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Long Long Vein
noSmokeFire: smoking gancha
  TXC2: Ganche ganche revolution
 SymphonySolstice: 
  Juliamon: garlic ranch
noSmokeFire: or what?
 SymphonySolstice: o r
 TheDevil_Risen: O R E
Laserbeaks_Fury: Our world is gonna end up all dressed
  Juliamon: guacket
 SymphonySolstice: Gneiss Guac
noSmokeFire: I've had burritos like this
Laserbeaks_Fury: GUAC AND STONE!
nyoomgoom: yo five layer dip? i'm in
 iris_of_ether: Hot Guac
 TheAwkes: Gems on top and the basic building blocks buried at the bottom. What's this going to do to the craft and industry of the locals?
 iris_of_ether: Which is the name of when I reheat my burrito bowl
 SnackPak_: 
 SymphonySolstice: toast(y)
Bruceski: Subterranean lasagna
Laserbeaks_Fury: How can it be alien if it's *in* the planet
  TXC2: Alien is not a biome 
 TheAwkes: Describing "completely unlike the surface" as "alien" is a touch redundant.
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh, so like Evolution
 TheAwkes: Bring in the Head and Shoulders!
  TXC2: Nitrogen based, so we kill them with shampoo
 LiveFaust: "We all wiggle down here..."
 TheAwkes: Speaking of alien. Scavenger's Reign is very good and extremely alien.
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Laserbeaks_Fury: The Rattlin' Bog
 sporkraptor: bouncy cave?
 sporkraptor: makes it sound more festive at least XD
 SymphonySolstice: more cave!
 sporkraptor: whatcha drawin'?
 sporkraptor: mushrooms
 sporkraptor: hairy... XD
 LiveFaust: Our hero, Harry Shrubcrack.
  TXC2: of the Nevadan Shurbcracks  ?
 LiveFaust: "You've heard of me?"
 LiveFaust: "You must know my siblings, Sandy and Dusty."
 SymphonySolstice: ganche
 TheAwkes: Ore-a-gone
  TXC2: name the civilization or the persons ?
Metric_Furlong: when do we get to the squilk stage? 
  TXC2: undergrinkia
adept_nekomancer: Free-range dwarves
 TheAwkes: Underfellas
 sporkraptor: jalapeno dwarves
 LiveFaust: "And we will call it... This Land..."
 LiveFaust: I REALLY like that.
 LiveFaust: 
  TXC2: Underfellas sounds PROFOUNDLY Aussie 
 TheAwkes fistpump
SaxPython: "We come from a land down unda'"
 sporkraptor: you come here, to my cave system, on dis, de day of my pebble's wedding...
 SymphonySolstice: same vibes as hell in paper mario being called The Underthere
 LiveFaust: These are the ancient caverns of Ore-a-gone.
 LiveFaust: That's where that idea goes, Awkes. 
 SquareDotCube: Hello, how goes Not Dwarf Fortress
  TXC2: hello SquareDotCube  welcome
 SquareDotCube: well, so far as long you don't run into squids you seem to be doing fine
 sporkraptor: Guacward Ho
 SymphonySolstice: the cardinal directions, Shrub, Guac, Pom and Grink
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 SquareDotCube: I hear moles love guac
 LiveFaust: WHAT did you call me, sporkraptor??
 SquareDotCube: also you can just pour the liquor from anywhere and it'll all pool there
 SquareDotCube: can't waste any that way!
adept_nekomancer: You catch more dwarves with booze than with guac
 sporkraptor: @LiveFaust Guacward? XD
 SquareDotCube: no water organ?
 sporkraptor: quaffin'
noSmokeFire: that dwarf has an anglerfish esca
Lysander_salamander: oh no I missed the beginning of the show
 LiveFaust: The sign is actually just instructions. Sometimes they need a reminder...
 sporkraptor: that beer is so strong it knocked his horned helmet off
 TheDevil_Risen: mmm Gwok
 sporkraptor: git that guak
 LiveFaust: "Pop a baby into that drink hall."
 SquareDotCube: what are dwarves without alcoholism anyways
 sporkraptor: one does not simply [something something] guac
 TheDevil_Risen: is it chilli guak>
noSmokeFire: Hot Guackets!
 TheDevil_Risen: ?
adept_nekomancer: A pocket of guac?  A guacket?
 sporkraptor: oooo epic treasure!
 TehAmelie: what's happening in horse land today?
 TheAwkes: Queen intensifies.
  TXC2: TehAmelie  we're designing a dungeon full of caves and Dwarves
  TXC2: oh and Guac
 LiveFaust: A bowling trophy.
 sporkraptor: yeees
 TheDevil_Risen: but.. is it a mimic?
 SquareDotCube: buff dwarf statue
 TehAmelie: with authentic bowling ball?
 LiveFaust: (3rd place)
 TheAwkes: The legends say that the Underfather won it in a bowling match with the Gods themselves.
 TehAmelie: what's noisier, a mine or a cave-based bowling alley?
 SquareDotCube: I hope none of them are the pins
 sporkraptor: be fruitful and... um
 LiveFaust: Stonefruitful.
 sporkraptor: the verb form of "avocado"
 SquareDotCube: Drarven reproduction is a forbidden topic. Forbidden for the reasons you wouldn't expect
 sporkraptor: ooo avocoddled
 KharadBanar: avocade
 TheAwkes: Avocade
 TehAmelie: avocadid
 LiveFaust: (Avocados are stonefruit, right?)
 iris_of_ether: If I hadn't just eaten 2 whole trays of avocado and avocado salmon sushi I would give you so much grief
 sporkraptor: @LiveFaust I think so? also GREEN GOLD
adept_nekomancer: Quick, build a guac pipeline
 SymphonySolstice: boutta get avocauterized
 TehAmelie: i had an avocado the other day, yet another wooden ball toy. absolutely no innovation
 LiveFaust: Avocadone.
 TheAwkes: Be careful not to cause an avolanche.
  TXC2: Green gold, Dakota dip
 sporkraptor: their beards are full of green
 iris_of_ether: "Thicquid" just reminds me of thiccc Malört and now I'm wondering if someone's made ill advised avocado liquid
 iris_of_ether: Liquor*
 KharadBanar: This beard has seen many avocados
 LiveFaust: "Out of the ground came a bubbling grün."
 SymphonySolstice: guac based class system
 sporkraptor: @LiveFaust *dying*
 KharadBanar: this is the reason why millenial dwarves can't afford their own mineshaft
EricTheOrange: I am reminded of the bar in, I think it was BRD?
 SquareDotCube: well, as long as we don't somehow discover a vein of Thick Tang. Thang?
 sporkraptor: guac fountains
 SquareDotCube: glube
 SquareDotCube: gwube?
 sporkraptor: The Guac Must Flow
Lysander_salamander: check your laundry
 sporkraptor: more like the Greenish Age
  TXC2: stand up, Guac up
 LiveFaust: Like Thick Water.
 TehAmelie: like the guac-cola once seen in Steven Universe
 SymphonySolstice: if your guac runs like water something has gone wrong
 LiveFaust: Brown ale, red ale, and green ale.
 sporkraptor: hhhhhhhh hokay break time XD
 SquareDotCube: The Avacadocrats!
  TXC2: !break
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 TheAwkes: Tough to balance the time it takes to ferment with the natural shelf life of guac at room temperature.
 LiveFaust: That's fantastic, SquareDotCube.
 SquareDotCube: oh god guac alcohol
 SquareDotCube: gualcohol
 TehAmelie: avocado absolut
 sporkraptor: @SquareDotCube thick and spicy
 TheAwkes: A very oil-forward brew.
 TehAmelie: or absolutado
  TXC2: the cask of absolutado
 sporkraptor: @TXC2 *nice*
 iris_of_ether: Guac Goose, the finest of distillations
 LiveFaust: 
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 TheAwkes: @TXC2 That's their heirloom quality special.
 TehAmelie: rum and guac: it tastes fine if yer drunk
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and featherweight
 sporkraptor: @TXC2 later, take care! 
  Juliamon: avochata
 SymphonySolstice: gnight TXC2
 TehAmelie: bloody mary (but the blood is green and goopy)
  Juliamon: green russian
 TehAmelie: 
 sporkraptor: long island green tea
 LiveFaust: TehAmelie, and if you're not drunk, just keep trying.
SaxPython:   
 iris_of_ether:   
 TehAmelie: coor's light green. nah, there's no topping green russian
 TehAmelie: oh hi
  Juliamon: the avolution will be televised
adept_nekomancer: Guacoline powered engines!
 SquareDotCube: 1001 uses of guac
 SymphonySolstice: 100 guacs
 sporkraptor: pneumatic... guac
 sporkraptor: you just gotta hope the tubes don't get blocked up
 TheAwkes: Guac as a shear thickening fluid.
 LordZarano: Is guac Newtonian?
 iris_of_ether: The tastiest cavitation bubble
 LiveFaust: My favorite genre: GuacPunk
 TehAmelie: avocamatic lifting should be possible
 SquareDotCube: "ever seen a dwarf be pulverized by the force of guac from a failed pressure chamber?"
 sporkraptor: "we're gonna need some bigger chips"
 Mangledpixel: a mole of guac
 LiveFaust: Guac derrick.
 KharadBanar: @Mangledpixel you mean Avocado's number?
 LordZarano: Also, Hi I'm just joining you. Can anyone catch me up on the story so far?
ThorSokar: hopefully you don't hit a chipotle vein and everyone gets the runs!
 Mangledpixel: KharadBanar 
 TehAmelie: there has to be a shanty about mining for the green gold
 LiveFaust: A seven letter burrito and deeper in debt.
 sporkraptor: I just did a full-body cringe to that
 LiveFaust: *seven layer
 SquareDotCube: what if it's more like a dirge
adept_nekomancer: "You know you're about to strike it rich when the walls start oozing."
 SymphonySolstice: @lordzarano welcome to the Buttcrack Caverns of the Underfellas and their prolific economy of harvesting guac from deep within the taint of the earth
 sporkraptor: "you know the guac is good when it's squishin 'tween yer toes"
 TheAwkes: Where do they keep the presses for the guac oil?
 sporkraptor: there's other holes, people
ThorSokar: Squelch Caverns?
 Cptasparagus: NAME ONE
 SymphonySolstice: yeah? Name 5
 Mangledpixel: "if that pressure reaches the main line the whole guac system's gonna blow!"
adept_nekomancer: We're pretty deep in one of the crevices here.
 TehAmelie: Nostril Caverns doesn't sound a lot better
  Juliamon: !addquote (Cori) [now] There's a lot of cracks in a body that aren't the butt!
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 TehAmelie: the pleunum of plenty
 iris_of_ether: 
 SquareDotCube: The Wenis of Folly
 TehAmelie: wait, that's not the word for the furrow between your nose and mouth
 TehAmelie: i know it's a weird word that starts with P
 TheAwkes: philtrum
 TehAmelie: less weird than i thought
 TheAwkes: Generators, of course, fired by guac oil.
 Mangledpixel: you know, for philtering
 LiveFaust: Philtrum? I hardly know um.
ThorSokar: For later: https://clips.twitch.tv/TameIgnorantBaguetteGOWSkull-QHu7toNLan90RPf5
 sporkraptor: the great wheel of guac
 sporkraptor: god, these caverns would *smell*
 BusTed: it's a closed system
 TehAmelie: here's the guac mill where we use the power of guac to mine for guac
adept_nekomancer: "So we're building hydroelectric power?"  "I mean, there's some water involved."
 SquareDotCube: guaczweiler
 LiveFaust: "I've basically gone infinite."
 Mangledpixel: a noseguac
 TehAmelie: these dwarves have doctorates in avocado solution hydrodynamics
 Cptasparagus: I despise avocado so this whole endeavor hurts me
 iris_of_ether: That is cursed
 BusTed: just a smackeral
 sporkraptor: more than one way to... guac a guac
 TheAwkes: Got to have your walking around guac.
 LiveFaust: Guactorate, surely, TehAmelie.
 TehAmelie: of course
ThorSokar: wonder what they server on guac-mas
 sporkraptor: fill the graunch with guac!
 SymphonySolstice: the grink will be upset
 TheAwkes: Nothing like a little population control to keep the game going longer.
 BusTed: hell of a guac
 TehAmelie: hell of a gualk
 sporkraptor: drown the grink in guac! reroute the tunnels, no problem!
 SquareDotCube: hear me out: pipe to the crack. Guac lake!
 LiveFaust: Is there a guactor in the house?!
 TheAwkes: ExBoreAtory
 TehAmelie: or at leasta  guac quack?
 sporkraptor: that "help my family is starving" meme but it's "help my civlization is drowning in guac"
 SquareDotCube: Is guac flammable, and if it is, how about a moat of guac?
 Mangledpixel: "It's squishy!"
 TheAwkes: The Gronk who Stole Stonksmas
adept_nekomancer: A guacamoat?
 iris_of_ether: Grinkmas Time is here/Time for Guac and Cheer
 TehAmelie: make it with enough garlic and it'll burn
 sporkraptor: this is all so incredibly cursed
 SymphonySolstice: 
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 LiveFaust:   
 sporkraptor: good little dwarves get their helmets filled with... guac
SaxPython: I don't know how many Can't Draw Horses are on mtv's best of playlist, but I think this one deserves consideration.
 SquareDotCube: why is the grink's heart bean-shaped
 sporkraptor: how the grink ate guacmas
ThorSokar: turns out his blood was just solid from all the collesteral
 sporkraptor: ~deck the halls with guacamole~
adept_nekomancer: guac the halls!
 TheAwkes: Guac and salsa roja.
 LiveFaust: Mariah Quarry
 TehAmelie: here in the tapas forges
 sporkraptor: dwarf with full beard and horned helmet wearing a slinky sequined gown
 SquareDotCube: Last Christmas, I gave you my guac...
ThorSokar: Turns out she drowned in the Quac, there is an on-going murder investigation
adept_nekomancer: "Over the guac and through the mines, to grinkma's house we go!"
 SymphonySolstice: https://clips.twitch.tv/AlluringGlutenFreeWormPlanking-uQRxK5-v2awUGIqH
 TehAmelie: the weather outside is frightful, but the rivers of guac are somehow less bad
 sporkraptor: one! more! baby!!
 sporkraptor: @TehAmelie *dying*
 LiveFaust: Sporkraptor, that's just Bugs Bunny in "What's Opera, Doc?"
 SymphonySolstice: the clip interface on mobile twitch continues to be ass btw
 TheAwkes: Fibonacci dwarves
 sporkraptor: @LiveFaust okay yeah, got me there XD
 SquareDotCube: seems like I hit 250 in the course of three years every time I play DF
ThorSokar: a guac-a-var if you will
adept_nekomancer: I mean, a strategic guac reserve just makes sense.
 BusTed: Like Jurassic Park
 SquareDotCube: the guac gate
 sporkraptor: Jurassic Grink
adept_nekomancer: "You've heard of the pearly gates?  Well, these are the oily gates."
 TehAmelie: if you dig down to just above Balrog depth you get a layer precisely hot enough to preserve guacamole
 TehAmelie: science fact
 TheAwkes: Rich oily guac waftings
 SquareDotCube: It's like that one gate in Iraq, but instead of being all blue it's all green from hardened guac
 Mangledpixel: I imagine the doors swing wide to a chorus of vuvuzelas
 LiveFaust: That's better than science, that's a GUAC FACT!
 sporkraptor: "No Grinks Allowed"
 Mangledpixel: oh, so we can have ones Grink
 Mangledpixel: *one
 LiveFaust:  "We three Grinks of Orient are..."
 sporkraptor: explort
 SquareDotCube: so SVG or TIFF?
 SquareDotCube: nah they got guac rooms
 sporkraptor: and then the civilization ended, For Some Reason
ThorSokar: The Guac Cannon!
 TheAwkes: The Large Guacron Collider
 sporkraptor: hot guac
brutalpunishment: Tentacles
 TehAmelie: moats
 sporkraptor: the guactron bomb
adept_nekomancer: High guacsplosives
 SquareDotCube: cement shoes and a pool of guac
 sporkraptor: guacapults
 LiveFaust: Refried bean cannon.
 SquareDotCube: guacnado!
 SymphonySolstice: Metal Gear....
adept_nekomancer: Guacdam Wing
ThorSokar: Ah, the mobster approach
 TehAmelie: criminals have to wear giant sombreros heavy with guac in the brim
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 TheAwkes: The Guachattan Project
 SymphonySolstice: the stocks but it's the guacs
 sporkraptor: GuacPunk
  Juliamon: (citric) acid, once used to thin the guac for better pumpability, utilized as a chemical weapon
 TehAmelie: Manhattan Taco Tuesday Project
 SquareDotCube: Mad Guac
 sporkraptor: work hard, guac hard, drink heavily
adept_nekomancer: Intercavern ballistic guacamissile
 Mangledpixel: pilots of the Guac Mechs need to be Dip Compatible
 TheAwkes: So the magma is queso then, right?
 LiveFaust: Black Guac Down
ThorSokar: Lil' Chip
 SquareDotCube: G.U.A.C
brutalpunishment: Guac Titan
 LiveFaust: I love that, Mangledpixel.
 SquareDotCube: Bid Bad Hombre
 SymphonySolstice: The G Spot (G stands for Guac)
 sporkraptor: they need to send the Guac Mech after the Grink
ThorSokar: not the deep corn!
 LiveFaust: Salt and guac, but no tequila.
brutalpunishment: Rock salad with extra guac
 SymphonySolstice: L + ratio + chipless
 SquareDotCube: desperately trying to make alcohol out of guac to quell the pain
 sporkraptor: I'm *crying*
 TehAmelie: let's try to find some GROUND beef
 LiveFaust: Very clever, TehAmelie.
ThorSokar: they could use the water to finally thin the guac
adept_nekomancer: They dug too deep and hit the planet's habanero core.
 sporkraptor: flooded with guac
 TehAmelie: i thought so
brutalpunishment: Accident!  Lol
 sporkraptor: The Great Guac Flood
 SymphonySolstice: we guac'd too deep and too greedily
ThorSokar: oh no, the great Guac Explosion!
brutalpunishment: Wtf
 sporkraptor: it's like that thing with the molasses flood
 LiveFaust: The lava is actually hot sauce.
 SquareDotCube: guac'd too hard and too greedily
 TehAmelie: the guac is to thicc, we need lemons to thin it
  Juliamon: the lemon juice corroded the pipes
 SquareDotCube: see, should've dug a tunnel to the crack and make a guac lake
 LiveFaust: Lost their civilization to IBS.
 LiveFaust: Three Layer Island accident
 sporkraptor: hello
 sporkraptor: of the underguys
 LiveFaust: 100% of 100%.
 sporkraptor: guacet
 KharadBanar: in the guacket of big poc
 sporkraptor: and sank into the Great Guac Lake
 SquareDotCube: shame that cement shoes became a trend when this happened
 SquareDotCube: *fashion trend
 sporkraptor: the Guacker?
 LiveFaust: "You wanna know how I got these scars? I ate a bunch of chips..."
ThorSokar: No one thought his jokes were funny, but WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, eh guacers!
Lysander_salamander: the great guac flood of '07
 SquareDotCube: you're a green one, Mr. Grink
Lysander_salamander: yay?
 sporkraptor: an orgy of guac violence
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
ThorSokar: oh myyyyyyy
brutalpunishment: No dwarf zombie guacpocalyps?
 TheAwkes: So you can go get in fights on purpose to make the civilization last longer?
 iris_of_ether:    
 TehAmelie: a grand fiesta
Lysander_salamander: lovely
 LiveFaust: Avocado oil based lube.
 sporkraptor: yay monsters!!!
 TehAmelie: i'm sad we didn't have time to play in the avocado pit pit
 TehAmelie: ooh, there's wizards?
 sporkraptor: farmer monsters?
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 TehAmelie: or monster farmers?
 sporkraptor: vampire mine farmers?
 sporkraptor: it's hard work, down in the vampire mines...
 TehAmelie: always high stakes
 sporkraptor: @TehAmelie LOL
 TehAmelie: at least we still have that out of control guac vein, right? it'll contain garlic
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 sporkraptor: special vampire action: Gossip
 TheDevil_Risen: Social COMBAT!
 beowuuf: toriador as 
 LurkerSpine: 100
 TheDevil_Risen: you fell into a spike pit
 TheDevil_Risen: take 3d6 piercing damage
 Mangledpixel: "well, yeh, they're like, 4 years old" "miners not minors!"
Lysander_salamander: yay
ThorSokar: YESSSS, it happened
ThorSokar: Valid video game unlocked
ThorSokar: oh, I thought you were doing that on purpose
 SquareDotCube: wizard pants!
 SquareDotCube: not guacpire?
 sporkraptor: omnomgrink
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 TehAmelie: a vampire that feeds on guacamole? it would be unstoppable
ThorSokar: The grink has guac for blood, he doesn't bleed he oozes
 Mangledpixel: dig a tunnah dig dig a tunnah
 sporkraptor: uuummmm
 SquareDotCube: guacyst
ThorSokar: I would like to find out what the Grand Cyst is!
 sporkraptor: when a mommy wizard and a daddy wizard love each other very much, they build a lab together
BlackBlade_: Sounds legit
 sporkraptor: and it all ends in fireballs but *in the meantime* they make more little wizards!
 SquareDotCube: this vat needs more guac. And cement shoes.
BlackBlade_: Is the Faramir ok?
 SquareDotCube: too much guac shenanigans
 SquareDotCube: fishman!
 sporkraptor: Big Fish
BlackBlade_: Northern Pike presumably
 sporkraptor: it's been eating guac, it's rich *and* oily
BlackBlade_: Unless the dungeon is in Ontario, in which case its a Pickerel
 TheDevil_Risen: loll
 sporkraptor: fertility rites
noSmokeFire: not a drop to grink
 sporkraptor: it's pittin' time
 TheAwkes: Pike's got moves.
 sporkraptor: hungy fishie, gotta find more stuff to eat
BlackBlade_: @sporkraptor I pity the fool
 TheAwkes: Wizard's about to unlock the power of pure, natural salsa roja, straight from the vein.
 TehAmelie: a hole for crime
BlackBlade_: livin in syn
 gsyhiap: The circle goes in the... crime hole.
 TehAmelie: so where are we now on God's body?
Lysander_salamander: yay
adept_nekomancer: Are you sure we have consent to enter God's crime hole?
 TehAmelie: it's the taint, right
  Juliamon: !clip
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Metric_Furlong: didn't you all learn where The Crime Hole was in school? kids these days, honestly
BlackBlade_: in the crimean layer
 gsyhiap: A noisy crime hole: what a racket!
 SquareDotCube: tennis racket production line
 sporkraptor: the Crime-Dro-Mat
adept_nekomancer: The farmafia
 SquareDotCube: start a union or learn tennis
 TehAmelie: or start a tennis union and play 50 on 1 matches
 Toaster_Strooder: Who would win
 TehAmelie: what's that fishing supplies store pyramid in the US somewhere
 gsyhiap: 
 Toaster_Strooder: @tehamelie - Bass Pro Shops
 sporkraptor: they go to fishvana, probably
 TehAmelie: ah yes. clearly the arena for the fish vs vampires rumble
  Juliamon: what a waste of potential fish tacos
 SquareDotCube: they were torn to pisces
 sporkraptor: money won't save you against a vampire
 TehAmelie: i'm thinking fish stew pizza
 seepete: Moby Dick vs a jugular prick
 sporkraptor: beware the bored vampire
ThorSokar: fish have blood, so technically the vampire just makes fish jerkey?
 sporkraptor: fish money's good money!!
 TehAmelie: their fish sticks
 SquareDotCube: it's like ambergris, but worse
 TehAmelie: did you know sharks can smell money two cities away from Wall Street
 seepete: Move over twoney, here comes the tunaey
 SquareDotCube: they lost it from gambling
 gsyhiap: Pre-laundered!
 sporkraptor: wizards swimming in guac
 sporkraptor: "are you *smelling* this???
 seepete: Wizard casts neverending chip bowl
 TehAmelie: wizards struggling day and night to make fish tacos
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, guacsploitation
 SquareDotCube: they discover how to make guac abominations, guacbominations
 TheDevil_Risen: Phrasing Cori!
 TehAmelie: the semi-demi-elemental plane of guacamole?
 SquareDotCube: no wait, homoguaculus
 gsyhiap: Does this make them sauce-erors?
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 TehAmelie: the pit traps are loaded with avocado pits right
adept_nekomancer: I'm glad we could see this before the avocadopocalypse.
 TehAmelie: thanks for streaming!
 TheDevil_Risen: Baiii
Lysander_salamander: have a good timezone!  Thanks for playing
 seepete: Thanks for the laughs
Lysander_salamander: yay
  Juliamon: oooh
Lysander_salamander: !next
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 TheAwkes: Not a Drop to Grink
 sporkraptor: okbye 
Mollylele: boom. poetsted
ThorSokar: ok, byeeeeeeee
 TehAmelie: and that's the story of how the avocado got its name, meaning, in French, the stone fruit of the earth
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 sporkraptor: beeeees
 RurouniGeo: beesssssssssssssss
 TehAmelie: something something the hole story
 Earthenone: !findquote art
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 LordZarano:  
Mollylele: would be really funny if she kept looping Bees indefinitely into the 3nk timeslot
  corianderd: hmmm
Mollylele: do it for the bit
  corianderd: the 3 minute ad finished but maaaaaybe
 GapFiller: !next
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  corianderd: I could go get a water refill and stretch a bit
   LoadingReadyRun: come on Cori.. I've got to set up..
 GapFiller: 45 Min BEE REMIX LFG!
  corianderd: @LoadingReadyRun ok but only because I know you can shut me down remotely
 seepete: Is this going to be released as a bee side?
 Earthenone: !time
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