Not a Drop to Drink Series 3 Ep6 || Dice Friends

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SaxPython: 
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SaxPython: We're jumping right back in on Vancouver Court Social Combat?
Metric_Furlong: Social Kombat! [synth riff]
 Diabore: @SaxPython yup, going into round 2 of (presumedly) 3
Simbionis: Monday night social combat
SaxPython: I feel like Ollie could have an incredible Phoenix Wright moment in him.  +3 politics feels so strong
DaxStrife: 
SaxPython: Take That!
Metric_Furlong: Objection! Peru the Mesopotamians weren't aware of South America so how could any of them have possibly been anti-peruvians?! 
 AriaHibiki: !next
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Metric_Furlong: ah yes, the Bat Signal
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Simbionis: Oh that's earlier than expected
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SaxPython: (Combat theme)
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SaxPython:   
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 Laurence72: I paid for the whole seat, but I'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!!!
 spo8n: pope fight in the final episode?
 circusofkirkus: the final episode where Heather is allowed to make this joke
 PharaohBender27: Jordan shouldn't have made such a Brujah-ha
SaxPython: @Laurence72 Monday! Monday! Monday!
ghyllnox: *Can* you die from social combat?
Metric_Furlong: @ghyllnox you can end-up getting executed if you do really badly
ghyllnox: 2 human beings? Dead
 spo8n: @Metric_Furlong like if you admit to treason too many times
  Sarah_Serinde: I had to talk to managers, plural
letsbelgo:  
Metric_Furlong: @spo8n It's basically Paranoia, really
  Sarah_Serinde: Definitely
PharaohBender27: WHAT UP FANGSTERS
 ani laurel: So hyped I get to watch this live
  Sarah_Serinde: Especially where I work 
Rasaella: 
DaxStrife: Yayyy face-talk
 Laurence72: Gimme that opening chord.....
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  unarmedoracle: What's up nerds
 Kuhfeek: hello
ghyllnox: Hello!
noSmokeFire: not a drop to grink!
 BlueFingers5: Hello, thanks for having us it's great to be here
Rasaella: noth a throp to thrink
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 korvys: @unarmedoracle Nerds? In this Vampire The Masquerade stream? It's more likely than you think.
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 spo8n: great@
  s1ck1y: but this one is the last one fr
 circusofkirkus: I think it's a great tradition
 spo8n: lies are better!
DaxStrife: Angrelieved?
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  unarmedoracle: Hey -- every episode is somebody's last episode
 korvys: I prefer the former
 orrie104: thanks, I hate it… 
 type_variable: why are lies the only option
Metric_Furlong: can't go wrong
noSmokeFire:   
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 spethycakes: whatever a numbe! is
Metric_Furlong: @type_variable this is Heather's House of Lies
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SaxPython: Dice Friends: House of Lies is self bit infringement.  Not sure how that scores
Rasaella: no egrets
 orrie104: Sadly, Bite Club is not available in the sizes I’m looking for
Simbionis: some thinblood or other
Metric_Furlong: RIP Ravnos Ted, gone before we knew him
Ignatiuspants: tonight: somebody, somewhere, dies
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 Laurence72: I mean, I have a medical procedure later this week, this (very very unlikely) could be MY last episode!
  s1ck1y: i die constantly
ghyllnox: Reverend Brother Sweetwater dies each episode
Lysander_salamander: hello fellow creatures of the night
 PharaohBender27: I mean, episode 3 was the last episode for that guy using the woods toilet
 orrie104: @sarah_serinde Already did.  
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roastbeefsandwitch: silent Heather commentary over the actual video would be amusing
SaxPython: clap clap clap
 jacqui_lantern234: hey nerds! hope yall are doing well 
Oscelot: *comes running in with toast in her mouth* I'm here! I made it! Really!
 BlueFingers5: No spoilers please
SaxPython: @jacqui_lantern234 
 KaleidoscopeMind: then someone does a dice roll
 Lobo_Apache: But but... you never go to a second location
  s1ck1y: oh man and when [redacted] happens? houf
 jacqui_lantern234: ooh, i like screaming 
 jacqui_lantern234: AT LEAST
  unarmedoracle: rough episode for the nothing ever happens caucus
 Laurence72: I want to see what Mary does
 PharaohBender27: 
ghyllnox: There's a party, some travelling, and some screaming, gotcha
 type_variable: bestial failure whennnnn
Oscelot: Hey Heather o/
 Lobo_Apache: Now that seems also true
Oscelot: *snerk*
 Laurence72: A Bite Club Christmas?
 saucemaster5000: spoilers jacqui won
  s1ck1y: what about the dance number?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is a staring contest social combat?
 ghizmou: MORE LIES?
 jacqui_lantern234: ngl, id be here for a LRR staring contest
 KaleidoscopeMind: jacob does a fun voice at some point
cavvdor: Yeeee highlight of my week coming up 
ghyllnox: Whoever wins the staring contest wins at VtM
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  s1ck1y: that's in the directors cut
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 spethycakes: it became an Adam dance solo
Lysander_salamander: 
  unarmedoracle: we cut the erotic dance number
 type_variable: initaite LOGGINS
noSmokeFire: this...is...THRILLLER
Ignatiuspants: spoilers for the next Cam and Ian Christmas stream
 e_bloc: the bride
SaxPython: Ollie has a rockin' Carmelldansen
Hawkwreak: This nonsense is horrifyingly scary and devious.
Oscelot: Drat.
 jacqui_lantern234: if Chansey is there, itll be the best voice in this series
Jaded Cynic: champing at the bit for this...
Hayley Teale: yipee!
darrin: got off work just in vamptime
 SmithKurosaki: Hey @ani laurel How goes?
Xela4Eva: Recently rewatched the entire NaDtD backlog to catch up with the newest series. These videos have made me extremely tempted to delve deeper into the lore of VtM
 SmithKurosaki: Hows everyone in chat tonight?
 ani laurel: Pretty good, just wrapped up the term so am aggressively doing nothing
 SmithKurosaki: @congrats
 Simriel: Remember chat, your job is to make sure we don't have to do ours
 ani laurel: lol, true
 SmithKurosaki: Accurate, Sim
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: YouTube memberships?
Hawkwreak: The power of Heathers evil laugh
  ThingsOnMyStream: someone needs to bring messy crits over to D&D
 Laurence72: @SaxPython Now I can picture the cast in the video doing the dance. I love it
SaxPython: @Laurence72 
 gualdhar: Is this the Sixon Finale?
 jacqui_lantern234: but which are they? soup or members 
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Oscelot: @ThingsOnMyStream Oh no
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 KaleidoscopeMind: syoutuper thanks
SaxPython: 
Oscelot: *snerk*
  unarmedoracle: I love seeing members on youtube
 jacqui_lantern234: cam!!! XD
Ignatiuspants: the subscribers/members versus followers/subscribers thing is weird...
 corpocracy: Fangs Heather
Oscelot: o7 Heather
  s1ck1y: truly raised the stakes
cavvdor: 
 ButButTheJesus: pusha da button
 Diabore: bye heather, see you soon!
 SnackPak_: big mad
 mercano82: Fang you for being a friend
  Sarah_Serinde: Gee I wonder how that happened
 Laurence72: Opening chord time!!!!!
 KaleidoscopeMind: became upset
 PharaohBender27: 
DaxStrife: The Bridezilla became upsetgetti.
  Sarah_Serinde: They became aware of some information
 neisan2112: Oh good I thought I was late for a second
SaxPython: Hi Jacob!
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 PharaohBender27: To use a joke Discord Mod TheGreenMonster450 did: Jordan caused a Brujah-ha
 A_Dub888: uh ohhh, upsettyyyyy
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JacobBurgessVO: Hello Party People
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey Jacob
Ignatiuspants: hello!
Artificer_Evan: Hello peeps
Oscelot: o/ @JacobBurgessVO
  Sarah_Serinde: You made it
 type_variable: hey jacob!
  amative1: Hello Jacob!
 DirectorStephanie: Hello to our party and my fellow fangsters!
 spo8n: Hi Jacob!
Hawkwreak: Hello Lord of fear!
  LunarJade: sup nerds
 RurouniGeo: hello Jacobbbbb
cavvdor: Heya Jacob!
  LunarJade: oh hey Jacob
 gualdhar: So, have we figured out "The Bride" of what exactly?
  amative1: CUE THE MUSIC!
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phoenixfeather14: @JacobBurgessVO Hello wonderful storyteller!
 DirectorStephanie: Damn it feels good to be a fangster.
Metric_Furlong: fanger alert
ghyllnox: See, Jacob's got the intro covered, no need to worry about it
Rasaella: I love the theme song 
 Strebenherz: Hello fangsters!
 BlueFingers5: The fangs all here
 PharaohBender27: @Metric_Furlong 
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Oscelot: @Metric_Furlong I can't believe I haven't thought of that one before...
 sheqesi: Howdy fangsters!
SaxPython: The book from CDHC earlier today is also on driverhrurpg
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Ignatiuspants: we've been spending most our afterlives in a fangster's paradise
lochnessseammonster: woo party time  
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cavvdor: Ooo light effect
ghyllnox: Do I spy a Magikarp this time?
 TheAwkes: Not a Drop to Grink
 Twilight_Spark: yw
cavvdor: Magikarp ftw!
 PharaohBender27 tries to determine which Pokemon bandaid Jacob is wearing now
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Oscelot: Oh no, Jacob has the zoomies
 jacqui_lantern234: no such thing as too much coffee, past jacob! 
 Laurence72: One too many drops were drunk?
 DirectorStephanie: Jacob Zoomies sound dangerous
 Strebenherz: this is what happens when you drink from a barista
 SnackPak_: lol
cavvdor: Just a lil' Brujah, smol lil' Brujah
  Sarah_Serinde: Poor innocent Jordan
 PharaohBender27: 
 DirectorStephanie: 
cavvdor: 
Oscelot: *snerk*
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 PharaohBender27: 
ghyllnox: 
 A_Dub888: Little Match Stick Girl (who can..... how much can Jordan lift?)
 DirectorStephanie: Awwww Adam!!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Why must it always be a House of Lies?
 KaleidoscopeMind: does the magikarp foreshadow boring tame things this episode, unlike last time's gengar chaos
  LunarJade: yeah we had some energy going on in this recording
lochnessseammonster: oliver is him!
cavvdor: Well done Adam xD
 Lobo_Apache: Oliver is HIM though, let's be real
 DirectorStephanie: Just Doing His Best TM
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denu55: i love you guys 😂
 JadedCynic: Not even finished the introductions! 
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 jacqui_lantern234: @LunarJade excellent
  ThingsOnMyStream: Oliver would definitely approve of the Nile joke
 DirectorStephanie: After that convo with Masque? Absolutely Ollie is HIM
  s1ck1y: they all had such a bad case of the sillygoofies today
nekobun: pouring one out for the best backpck, never forgt
 Twilight_Spark: 
lochnessseammonster: 
SaxPython: I am the he who hims
 DirectorStephanie: widdle baby
 jacqui_lantern234: 
Oscelot: Just a lil' guy
cavvdor: You kind of are him, Cam
 azureHaights: @lobo_apache oh God, Oliver with HIM's voice
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SavageFunFlamingoFailFish-EK9YKO0JUsw_w5Vo
Alley-Errant: Honestly at this point I'm gonna have to recruit strangers for a Vampire game I am so into the idea.
 SmithKurosaki: Yea I'd really like to try a VtM game. Ive not had a ton of success w/ games in the past though :(
 Simriel: See Vampire is a game I would NEVER play with strangers personally
PharaohBender27: The Twitch version is starting
 ani laurel: There is a looking for group channel in the LRR discord server
Alley-Errant: Yeah see that makes sense, but I'm getting desperate and my discord tabletop groups have kind of dissolved due to lack of time.
 SmithKurosaki: Alright, pizza's almost done, bbiaf
 ani laurel: but i agree, you need one amazing session 0 to find everyone's boundaries
Random Factor: I have to wonder if a tiny dinosaur from another campaign will make a cameo. Even if in art that a character sees.
Alley-Errant: That's a good point about the lfg. My local area subreddit recently had a tabletop thread pop off too, so the hunger is def there.
OVERKiLL!: 🩸🩸
 JadedCynic: see a pattern forming here...
 gualdhar: I do not know who HIM is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
 KaleidoscopeMind: full of monopoly money...
Lysander_salamander: yay
WowoT: is this live or nah?
 DirectorStephanie: @s1ck1y thank you for your wondferful work on this 
 itira: evening gamers
ghyllnox: Someone else's cash, who is definitely dead...
  LunarJade: ep6 (not the last one)
Oscelot: @gualdhar This is WoD, that is likely a smart instinct
 jacqui_lantern234: woo! party!
ghyllnox: @WowoT Nah
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: A VIP?
 DirectorStephanie:  party time! 
 PharaohBender27: A party where 
  Juliamon: WowoT the stream is live, the content is prerecorded
SaxPython: We're at the 5, 6, 7, 8 before Ballroom Blitz starts
ghyllnox: @ghyllnox It's the premier and also the players are in chat
 DirectorStephanie: more Dad adjacent
 A_Dub888: The coterie learned many things
  ThingsOnMyStream: the coteri is actually just 4 little guys in a trench coat
 DirectorStephanie: Nothing else happened!
 PharaohBender27: 
 gualdhar: This is where Coei entered a fugue state
 jacqui_lantern234: @ThingsOnMyStream lmao
 DirectorStephanie: Widdle thing.
Oscelot: ROFL "vibe checked with a claymore mine" is amazing
Astramentha: Jordan Did Nothing Wrong
  LunarJade: Knives: can you look into this? Jordan: wrecks the place
Oscelot: He knew what he was doing sending her lol
 DirectorStephanie: Look, based on Jordan's role, she did NOTHING wrong. 
 Lobo_Apache: Swinging both ways with knives in hands
DaxStrife: "How they swingin?" "They swang."
 DirectorStephanie: The Bride had some unfinished business
 gualdhar: Swingin from a gallows
Astramentha: Was Upsetted
 type_variable: meet our players; Adam, Heather, Cori, Cam and The Passive Voice
nekobun: go go Bridezilla
ghyllnox: He did do that huh
 DirectorStephanie: Good lord, Ollie is just "I LOVE BEING A RAT"
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
SaxPython: Ollie "Gets Stitches" Tyndall
cavvdor: Nosferatu do love snitchy friends
Oscelot: Cone of Silence is a very useful spell
nekobun: look, turning into a rat is like turning into a bat, you just slice the bottom off the B
 korvys: @DirectorStephanie ... has he heard about Protean? 
 azureHaights: The Passive Voice, pronouns had/become
Lysander_salamander: 
 itira: 
 SnackPak_: 
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Strebenherz: Ollie, "I don't want to be killed, time to be everyone's problem" Tyndall
denu55: lmao
Astramentha: omg
Oscelot: hehehe
 gualdhar: Applied Arts teachers know how to stitch a wound right?
 DirectorStephanie: 
 SnackPak_: willing to snitch
 Strebenherz: Snitchimus prime XD
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoxyArbitraryMuleDuDudu-sKzjxoxzc2LdcP0x
 jacqui_lantern234: "i wasnt snitching! i was OFFERING to snitch!" 
 Kramburger: Oliver is becoming a information broker
 DirectorStephanie: there is no way Ollie hasn't stitched up a few dozen kids in his life with dental floss and a dream
 A_Dub888: Oliver "Snitch to be" Tyndall
 korvys: Oliver: "People hate Caitiff" Everyone else: "Not really, it's complicated" Oliver: "WELL THEY WILL"
  Juliamon: "I'm not snitching, but if you need me to, I'm more than happy to squeal"
DaxStrife: Less "patch notes," more "War Thunder classified docs dump."
MilkInBags: adam doesn't roleplay snitchers, it's just natural 
 DirectorStephanie: 
 Strebenherz: Whoopsies the bride learned a bit
  Sarah_Serinde: speaking of snitching
 saucemaster5000: @MilkInBags now who's the snitch?
ghyllnox: Oliver tells people he's going to snitch, Jordan just does it
MilkInBags: adam, i just said it
Oscelot: *vibrates in place*
Metric_Furlong: The Dread Pirate Sweetwater
 DirectorStephanie:  
Vandal20: 🩸🩸
Alley-Errant: 🦹🦹
 SmithKurosaki: hey overkill
Random Factor: Dat pun tho
OVERKiLL!: VvV VvV
OVERKiLL!: Yo' @SmithKurosaki how You be!?
Random Factor: Oliver "little guy" Tindal.
 SmithKurosaki: @OVERKiLL! Not bad, Got NaDtD and some piza
 Simriel: We tried nothing and it didn't work. Time for Blood Magic
OVERKiLL!: 🔧💙
 SmithKurosaki: For sure @ani laurel
OVERKiLL!: 🍕Yum
Random Factor: I would have called it a social hand grenade, but vibe check claymore is the right energy.
OVERKiLL!: LOL
 Simriel: The Bride became Unhappied
OVERKiLL!: xp get
 saucemaster5000: snitching on snitching is next level evil
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO Why do I have a feeling this involves a spreadsheet?
  LunarJade: I don’t need willpower. it’s fine
Oscelot: Uh-huh.
 type_variable: willpower is for lesser immortals
 saucemaster5000: willpower is power for cowards
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LunarJade who needs willpower when you have HP.
  LunarJade: willpower is for those who can’t do it the first time.
 DirectorStephanie: 
grander_pastures: Oh God. How bad has it gotten?
Oscelot: Wow, just 30% is oof
grander_pastures: I just got it
 type_variable: yeah but 30% of the population is enough for an american president
grander_pastures: *just got in
 DirectorStephanie: yes. he's "away"
SaxPython: Round 2: Fight!
  LunarJade: we do nothing wrong
 gualdhar: So the real question, is where are the Camarilla shipping their supporters in from?
SaxPython: @grander_pastures your timing is perfect. This is the kickoff
  LunarJade: we are really good at talking
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 tenthtechpriest: audible fear
Oscelot: roflmao
ghyllnox: @type_variable The vampire court seems a lot more involved than the human voting population
grander_pastures: @saxpython
 KaleidoscopeMind: Cori just taking aim
grander_pastures: Thank youu
SaxPython: 
 DirectorStephanie: Blood of Cain, she's just rippin' through all of it
cavvdor: Jo came to play
 jacqui_lantern234: Jordan Hinkleman, professional shit disturber
 type_variable: @ghyllnox yeah but some of the vampire population includes anarchs
grander_pastures: Also, shit, cori, how's the gun gonna go off?
Lysander_salamander: boy she's really stirring the pot
Lysander_salamander: 
 josh___something: HEEHEHEHEE
grander_pastures: Here we GOOO
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ElatedCrunchyBillRedCoat-qPFQnIeLvcXYhXPy
SaxPython:   
ghyllnox: "I definitely have no vampire kids"
Astramentha: Jordan Did Nothing Wrong
 korvys: Jordon is the *most* Burjah
 Laurence72: Cori is SO GOOD at doing Brujah 'stir up the pot' stuff
 korvys: *Brujah
 JadedCynic: George Takei:  OH MY.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  corianderd: I thought if I was up front about what I was doing then it would be better than last time
Metalhat: finally I catch one live!
 SmithKurosaki: Welcome in Metal
OVERKiLL!: way to go @Metalhat 🪖
 ani laurel: watching RPG social combat is fascinating
 ani laurel: no way i could DM this
 SmithKurosaki: Right?
 SmithKurosaki: Jacob does am amazing job with this whole series
OVERKiLL!: best part of VtM
OVERKiLL!: miss L.A. BN and Jason Carl .
 SmithKurosaki: Cori over here just SWINGING
cavvdor: It's a great idea and I want to see it
SaxPython: Time to start a new painting
 JadedCynic: "Fortune favours the bold" 
Oscelot: "Equally incredible!"
 KaleidoscopeMind: all of jessica's 2 willpower
 Julian_Rogue: enouragible
  LunarJade: lol
 A_Dub888: Jessica Chadwick The Incredible
grander_pastures: It'll be Terrific. As in Inspiring Terror
Metric_Furlong: why not indeed
 josh___something: Oh, this party is gonna BURN DOWN
cavvdor: Yes!
nekobun: youo (you only unlive once)
denu55: :v
ghyllnox: Reminder that Knives wanted them to rep him and scope the vibe
cavvdor: A Little Party Did, In Fact, On Occasion Hurt Somebody
 sheqesi: The codery woke up and chose violence 😂
 DirectorStephanie: I just imagine Jacob's inner monologue is "LITERALLY HOW do they keep hitting on stuff I didn't think of." I am very likely wrong!
 Julian_Rogue: @cavvdor Thanks now that songs stuck in my head
Metric_Furlong: @ghyllnox well, Knives is about to learn you can't always get what you want 
grander_pastures: Ask the Ravnos what happened to their Antideluvian in India that one time
denu55: knives is about to regret his choices
Oscelot: @grander_pastures OOF
 JacobBurgessVO: Reminder that Knives said that he and the monsters already locked the declaration down. He wants a vibe check on the primogen mostly.
  corianderd: @grander_pastures antiperuvian
Metric_Furlong: @grander_pastures don't be mean to Ted, he's trying his best
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ColdbloodedWimpyGnatKeyboardCat-cLbfOcsYnGloSRx1
 JacobBurgessVO: Because, as he told Jordan, "Some of 'em might gotta die."
Oscelot: Yeeeeah
  Sarah_Serinde: Jo's being outdone this round 
Oscelot: That's a lot of primogens to knock out
grander_pastures: @metric_furlong Screw Ted, he had to be Spirit Nuked FROM UMBRA
SaxPython: Ollie to other Caitiff "Hey which reverend Brother did you kill"
cavvdor: That was hard to judge xD
grander_pastures: Roll high buddytytt
 Julian_Rogue: May the schwartz be with oliver!
Oscelot: Lime... green... suit....
Metric_Furlong: @grander_pastures mentioning Umbra in public, are we? I'm afraid we'll need to take you in for re-education
 Julian_Rogue: @Oscelot Lime scented suit
Oscelot: @Metric_Furlong *sighs and adds the Wraith corebook to her "to buy" list*
grander_pastures: @metric_furlong I can't be re educated, I can't read!
Oscelot: Oh. Oh hell.
cavvdor: I wonder if Raven made that suit after asking his favourite colour as well
ghyllnox: Which ones are the Putanesca again?
Metric_Furlong: @grander_pastures fair enough, carry on
Oscelot: @ghyllnox bloodline of the Hecata
grander_pastures: @metric_furlong thabk you. Don't mind the Gaunlet plummeting in your near vicinity
ghyllnox: @Oscelot Ty
SaxPython: Local Teamsters Rep
Oscelot: @ghyllnox o7 They're kinda like the mob
 BrowneePointz: former Giovanni Minor Clan I believe
 BrowneePointz: and now one of the Hecata
 fracassio: oh no
grander_pastures: CHIMICHANGA
Metric_Furlong: Tzimice mentioned
cavvdor: Yes yes finally
Oscelot: @BrowneePointz I believe so yes
Metric_Furlong: oh good, now I'm experiencing Agender Envy from an NPC
 Julian_Rogue: OH NO THEY"RE HOT
Ignatiuspants: ooh... gender goals
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: WOW
Oscelot: Rude.
 SnackPak_: oof
  Sarah_Serinde: oof
SaxPython: Oh we shippin'
grander_pastures: If yall haven't seen Norfolk Wizard Game, (A Mage Game), there's one around d there too
 type_variable: Caitiff bane in play
ghyllnox: Hm
 Julian_Rogue: OH good. vampire mormon
Random Factor: Cori arming the social RPG.
 SmithKurosaki: 100%
 SmithKurosaki: Heather, the evergreeen chaos gremlin
 Simriel: Buck it we fall
gnyrinn: Oh wait. I'm realizing that I haven´t seen all of last episode. I'll catch up.
gnyrinn: Later
 SmithKurosaki: I'm planning on rewatching /the whole thing/ once this series wraps up
OVERKiLL!: if this is anything like Mysterium, Heather will only become more dangerous as time goes on. shoutout @LunarJade 🌒🟢
4 element studios: is that bandaid just for trepaning stress in jacob while chaperoning this waugh of a coterie?
Oscelot: This is one of the many reasons we hate Noddists
nekobun: ah yes, the three genders: this person
grander_pastures: Also, damn buddy, we know you're a Fleshomancer, but you could still be curtious
SaxPython:   
 PMAvers: Let's go messy crit
 A_Dub888: Messy Crit?
 sheqesi: We've got a Nodder! #CarsReference
grander_pastures: This guy is all three of the Heather's from Heathers
Oscelot: Come on Oliver, grow a spine and beat them with it!
ghyllnox: On the one hand, hostility, on the other hand, Quinn seemed real iffy on the Book of Caine
grander_pastures: Damn, this guy is just A Dink
SaxPython: I was rooting for the Ollie Objection!
 jacqui_lantern234: man, poor Schwartz
grander_pastures: Noooo, Schwartz!
grander_pastures: I liked his very fleeting presence
Oscelot: The fact that this asshole hasn't been reigned in by the Pri---Regent-- is embarrasing.
Oscelot: And *telling*
Astramentha:  schwartz
Rasaella: woooow
 josh___something: So, a lot
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
denu55: lol
WardsarTheWriter: Oh snap.
 Julian_Rogue: YET?!
grander_pastures: DOUBLE FLYIERS
 A_Dub888: foreshadowing?
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grander_pastures: *Subtle Forshadowing is Subtle*
 CaptainSpam: Well, they're already all dead.
 sheqesi: "Not yet"  LOL
  corianderd: the clapping of my primogens keeps alerting the anarchs
grander_pastures: @captainspam I think we all know there's worse things than death
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObservantFairKumquatDxAbomb-5Zmshp67pfCM55lw
 Sheikun07: I like to imagine the bandaid is because of Jacob hurting himself while holding his head from the players' antics.  Because holy cow do they surprise us all constantly.
Oscelot: @corianderd *snrrrrk*
 Strebenherz: @corianderd pffffffft
 Sheikun07: In a good way!
grander_pastures: @corianderd a Tzimice needs to make a dumper big enough to rival that
 josh___something: TED
grander_pastures: TEDDY
 Julian_Rogue: I'll call 79,999 rats then!
grander_pastures: Shadow Manipulation: Peter Pan Lookin Ass
Oscelot: I mean nobody except our coterie knows Oliver can do that c.c
ghyllnox: Presumably you *could* but there'd be major consequences
  corianderd: @grander_pastures just American Mary myself into a pixar mom
 Julian_Rogue: @grander_pastures Never ages, shadow manipulation. HMMM
 SmithKurosaki: It should be, but he just had a booboo while they were filming this
 ani laurel: goals
 SmithKurosaki: right?
 PharaohBender27: Hmmmmm
 ContingentCat: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 42:59.
 Julian_Rogue: !updog
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 Julian_Rogue: HMMM thats a bug
 saucemaster5000: rowsdower?
 JadedCynic: Knives is strangling Camarilla efforts in the idea of himself claiming praxis...
Rasaella: rosdower!
Astramentha: rowsdower D:
ghyllnox: They did survive an attack by three werewolves and smash a Sabaat's head open...
letsbelgo: Rowsdowermobile, away!
Oscelot: @ghyllnox Seat comes out!
Oscelot: Eight!?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 josh___something: OEF
 Alahmnat: oh no
Oscelot: ow ow ow
cavvdor: 
Metric_Furlong: RIP Silas Reed
Astramentha: 
SaxPython: Pfffff
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 gibbousm: oh no
 type_variable: ha
Metric_Furlong: Oh Good
 Julian_Rogue: OH NO
 Alahmnat: oh NO
Oscelot: oh no
 Strebenherz: PPFFFFFT PFFF
 MrSarkhan: 
  LunarJade: 
  Sarah_Serinde: oh dear 
denu55: uhm
 JadedCynic: 
 circusofkirkus: oh
 jacqui_lantern234: OH NO
 gibbousm: 
 gualdhar: JACOB!
ghyllnox: Cool
DaxStrife: Mess/Off
Astramentha:     
grander_pastures: OH NOOOOOES
 Julian_Rogue: Yes and?
kynelwynn: Have a taste of your own medicine, Jacob!
Oscelot: "...uh-huh."
denu55: jacob!?
grander_pastures: Silas is gonna Die
Forgotten_Sanity: yay!
 DirectorStephanie: the look on Adam's face
 Laurence72: Is Jacob allowed to messy crit??
KeytarCat: Excellent time to walk in!\
 Sheikun07: finally!
cavvdor: Oh no
SaxPython: We Debatin' Boys!
  Juliamon: it's contagious
grander_pastures: Ooooo, Walter is Insecureeeee
 Strebenherz: Walter is a chihuahua and cameron just walked into his yard
grander_pastures: OOOOOO
 JacobBurgessVO: @laurence72 Jacob says yes
grander_pastures: Gossip!
cavvdor: Blood surge blood surge blood surge
 PMAvers: Let's go for a double messy crit?
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ghyllnox: The ST Gerbers his own babies
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO Well I guess if Jacob says it's okay for Jacob to
grander_pastures: AGG Social Damage???
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RealTenaciousStrawberryDendiFace-8XBG0_ijjc0Gvwo1
Oscelot: Whew
 type_variable: ooo
  Sarah_Serinde: phew
 jacqui_lantern234: @Laurence72 his crits are as messy as he wants them to me 
 Julian_Rogue: Emotional DAMAGE
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Oscelot: Let's heckin' go Silas!
grander_pastures: Hell yeah CAAAM
 josh___something: yike
letsbelgo: come at me nerd
denu55: uh
SaxPython: Show them fangs 
Oscelot: "yeah alright" XD
grander_pastures: At a cost????
Astramentha: OMG
 Laurence72: do it!!!
grander_pastures: YEAH
 Alahmnat: so many costs tonight
 DirectorStephanie: oh nooooooooooo
 josh___something: HEHEHEHEEH
  Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
 Laurence72: YES!!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Juliamon: at-a-cost has been called
grander_pastures: GET HIS ASS
 Sheikun07: Heck yeah
 SnackPak_: 
cavvdor: YES
Rasaella: woooooo
denu55: oh god
 jacqui_lantern234: so many costs tonight
 A_Dub888: Silas is a very good boy
adept_nekomancer: Epic debate!
 Julian_Rogue: They both get scannersed
ghyllnox: When have they ever said no to "succeed at a cost" 
Oscelot: I can not wait for how terrifying this is going to be
 Strebenherz: vamp fight vamp fight vamp fight
dm818: Out occult some Tremere bigwig
 Laurence72: Nerd fight!! NERD FIGHT!!
 jacqui_lantern234: CAM
 korvys: "Succeeding at a cost" is basically always the most fun option
 Sheikun07: @ghyllnox I think they've done it ONCE
Rasaella: rowsdowerrrr
 LiveFaust: Ze Germans?!
grander_pastures: Silas saw the Insecurity and is Stoic AF
SaxPython: Back to Sumerian!
grander_pastures: WE LOVE IT
 DirectorStephanie: I wonder if there's beer on the sun 
denu55: oh no
Oscelot: Gerber! That! Baby!
  LunarJade: 😂
 DirectorStephanie: Heather no!
 CaptainSpam: @DirectorStephanie 
Metric_Furlong: Jacob never learns
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MildImpartialElephantDeIlluminati-pmcWGs5dWRnGa7nm
Oscelot: Fucked up and weird! \o/
nekobun: "ooh!"
 jacqui_lantern234: HEATHER YES
grander_pastures: What do we mean by Fucked Up???
 Twilight_Spark: Jacob just offering a good time.
Astramentha:    
 DirectorStephanie: @CaptainSpam  cheers friend
 sheqesi: LOL
grander_pastures: Jacob! Give Us That GOOOD TIME
  Juliamon: Heather came out here to have a good time and she is *thriving*
Oscelot: We're going to the cursed corner in Akihibara but in WoD
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 gualdhar: LRR playing their characters like they stole them, as usual
 PMAvers: I mean, there's always the Mary Option
nekobun: tbf i've had one or two weird egg salad sandwiches
 Julian_Rogue: summon bloody marry right here right now
 A_Dub888: dang it, now me hungee
grander_pastures: Rancid Egg Salas Sandwich
Oscelot: "You only die once"
DaxStrife: That was the last "Roll for Sandwich," right?
 Laurence72: LOL Cori!
grander_pastures: Well, no, Jacob, they really REALLY want to lean into it all
nekobun: the egg salad sandwich does NOT like you
 CanPlayGames: !updog
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Oscelot: "...until you die again"
Metalhat: oh boy, that's interesting
Random Factor: Aggravated willpower, oof.
 SmithKurosaki: Glad it didnt happen
SaxPython: Wet Ones: Vampire Edition
Astramentha: OH NOOOOOO
cavvdor: OHHHHHHH
grander_pastures: OH NO NO NO A STALKER
Oscelot: Theo would be pissed
 ContingentCat: Ooooooo
Rasaella: intense wings
 korvys: "Never alone"
 RurouniGeo: lollllllll
 PMAvers: Oh hey a new friend to duo-queue in League with
 Alahmnat: Cameron.
 josh___something: CAMERON
 A_Dub888: Silas is a good boy
grander_pastures: That would start an Inter Tremere War
oberon939: Clip that
oberon939: Clip it
cavvdor: CAM
Astramentha: CAMRRON
 KaleidoscopeMind: i feel like theo would protect him
noSmokeFire: Silas big naturals
 jacqui_lantern234: cam!!!
grander_pastures: Oh yeah, a Wizard Rival that is several gens HIGHER
 A_Dub888: !card go for the throat
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ghyllnox: Ooop
 Nigouki: did Silas get another curse?
 serramarkov: It's a pre-record, there's no point in suggesting a new playmate for Mary.
grander_pastures: Is it black??
grander_pastures: EW
 Strebenherz: ??
letsbelgo: he puked
 ContingentCat: Oooo?!
 Julian_Rogue: OH HAIL NO
Metric_Furlong: it's fine
 korvys: Is he one of Mary's!?
Oscelot: Oh fuck
letsbelgo: fucking mary
Metric_Furlong: It's Fine™
goombalax: Thats a Palpatine line
grander_pastures: NO, NOT THE GREAT INTEREST LINE
Oscelot: @korvys oh frickin' hell
 SnackPak_: 
Astramentha:      
ghyllnox: Welp
 Strebenherz: oh no
  Sarah_Serinde: 
cavvdor: 
Oscelot: AAAAAAAAAAAA
grander_pastures: MARYY
 fracassio: holy moly
 DeM0nFiRe: That's probably fine right?
adept_nekomancer: Time for more telescope science.
 Kramburger: OH GOOD
 neisan2112: OH NOO
 josh___something: OH no
 RurouniGeo: THATS NOT GOOD
 JadedCynic: Oh Shi-
Lysander_salamander: uh oh
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
 neisan2112:   
nekobun: well that's just great
Metric_Furlong: nothing to worry about here
SaxPython: A+ at a cost
NimrodXIV: I'm sure that's all good
 ContingentCat: 
Ignatiuspants: yay! fucked up and weird!
 A_Dub888: I'm sure that's fine
grander_pastures: Wow, Silas did a BAD THING
Oscelot: Wh-- h---WHA-- GAH
Astramentha:       
 Sheikun07: 
grander_pastures: That is FUCKED
cavvdor: Whoopsiedoodle
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
 Laurence72: And Cori and Heather are supposed to be bigger risks than THAT was!
 Nigouki: killing the party by making one guest leave at a time
 DirectorStephanie: HOW
 A_Dub888: Silas is still a good boy right? RIGHT??
Astramentha: @nigouki no kidding
grander_pastures: That was all to Break EVEN
Oscelot: *is still flailing from the last scene*
 Sheikun07: Silas is a good boy in a very bad situation
 josh___something: Jo is looking for HEADS
  LunarJade: do I need to be riskier? I can get more risky!
 jacqui_lantern234: cori!
 circusofkirkus: lol
Sogheim: is Cori gonna drop a local nuke again like last time?
 JacobBurgessVO: @lunarjade ...please no
 A_Dub888: @JacobBurgessVO I mean...
grander_pastures: So, affiliation with Mary Magdalene gets you Neon Green Blood Magic?
  LunarJade: @jacobburgessvo so that’s a yes
cavvdor: Ooooh
Oscelot: @LunarJade I can't wait.
SaxPython:   
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ImpartialDiligentMouseKAPOW-VTzM-hCZbc6G2wP8
WardsarTheWriter: Jo's out for blood (figurative) tonight.
 Strebenherz: everyone just taking turns to see who can drive the vampire car off the cliff huh
grander_pastures: Cori is so good at poking at shit, but then immediately getting out of the way of the consequences of those actions
SaxPython: ngl, I didn't have Jo crushing social combat on my vision board
grander_pastures: Brill
grander_pastures: Jo crushing Social Combat is brilliant
 josh___something: I think Jo is just really ADEPT at combat of any kind
 circusofkirkus: Progeny is for closers
 A_Dub888: @Strebenherz that implies it was on a cliff to begin with.
 circusofkirkus: got it
grander_pastures: No Coffee for Progeny
Oscelot: Uh-huh. I'm sure it would be.
KeytarCat: I'm just now getting the Vampire-Eugenics commentary...
 josh___something: Jo's here to fuck shit up, whether physically or socially
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Metric_Furlong: Quin catching so many strays
 Strebenherz: Also that appears to be a magikarp bandaid
SaxPython: Ewe
 Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO could they spend a boon with mask to have a childer?
  LunarJade: yeah we get things done!
 Twilight_Spark: Yeah but no promotions eh.
  LunarJade: all kinds of things
nekobun: Always Be Childering. Wait, no.
grander_pastures: Vampire Eugenics are a Bastard
 KaleidoscopeMind: they sound like werewolf bait to me
OVERKiLL!: 🔮 Occult Manipulation is a great combination of words
 SmithKurosaki: CAM!
 Simriel: Ours?
OVERKiLL!: 2 year olds are... difficult... constantly cleaning over here.. 🤕
 ani laurel: oh dear
 SmithKurosaki: @Simriel Everything is fine, FINE
Random Factor: Whelp.
 SmithKurosaki: @OVERKiLL! oofa
Hayley Teale: this episode is a corker (great) so far
grander_pastures: @nekobun literally the opposite
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SparklingDeterminedSageUncleNox-asfVVIUXQlsUOLnh
 JacobBurgessVO: @julian_rogue If they pledged to Vancouver and became a member of Masques court, yes, provided Masque became Prince
 PharaohBender27: NGL I'm barely keeping up with all the clippable moments that are happening 
 BrowneePointz: Jordan WIN-kleman
 JadedCynic: Brujah are anti-authoritarian...but they aren't ALL just punks.   Carthage challenged Rome
 Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO Neat thanks! 
SaxPython: @pharaohbender27 
grander_pastures: The next Highlight Reel is just This Episode
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 *gets the forehead dabbers and forceps*
 ShaneLeeAtk: Just a Bruhaj doing Bruhaj things
 Sheikun07: @PharaohBender27 NADTD is pretty much nothing BUT clippable moments
 josh___something: OH RIGHT
cavvdor: Heeeere we go
grander_pastures: So Jo wants Knives off the island?? *why*
 josh___something: Jessica is causing PROBLEMS
Sogheim: wait I missed the beginning, she's headed for The Regent?
 JacobBurgessVO: Or if Masque just said "fuck it" and no one challenges him. Think Sherrod of Nottingham in Robin Hood
grander_pastures: Because of the childe issuem
 type_variable: he said the p word again
 PharaohBender27: So did Cori have a clippable moment during her scene just there? Because if so, I missed it
 Julian_Rogue: @Sheikun07 no joke. I sent the latest highlights to all my dnd friends with the moment where Cam explains his plan and Jacobs reaction is breathtaking.
Metric_Furlong: @grander_pastures so you remember the thing that happened in her last memorium?
 Julian_Rogue: @grander_pastures she likes knives out?
  Sarah_Serinde: oh dear
grander_pastures: @metric_furlong grand, I thought it'd be something else, just wanted to make sure
 josh___something: Yeeeeeeees
SaxPython: Not that I noted @pb27
adept_nekomancer: This would be the best time for a messy crit!
 Strebenherz: messy crit!  messy crit!
Oscelot: Uhoh
grander_pastures: @julian_rogue imma eat some Glass Onions
Oscelot: "Please give me a way to get you out of this"
grander_pastures: Jacob would do terrible on Shark Tanks if the sharks wanted to keep the money
 Kramburger: Why don't you paint him a picture about it?
cavvdor: Nosferatu do like being the power behind the power
 A_Dub888: I can do a fastball, curveball, slider, and can attempt a knuckleball. What kind of pitch we looking for?
ghyllnox: Break out into a musical number!
 type_variable: can i use celerity if my pitch is through interpretive dance?
 Kramburger: Get them high and outside
grander_pastures: So, we are Frenzy-ing in front of Masque??
 josh___something: This is HEATING UP
Astramentha: 
 neisan2112: Yooooo
Rasaella: lol
 RurouniGeo: ohhhhhh
 Kramburger: Um
grander_pastures: HE LEFT
 type_variable: hahahaha
 DirectorStephanie: SEVEN CRITS?
Oscelot: Let's go Jessicaaaaaa
 SnackPak_: is that good?
grander_pastures: HES GONE
SaxPython:   
NimrodXIV: bye Jacob
 neisan2112: 
cavvdor: OMG
 fracassio: this kills the jacob
nekobun: welp great campaign everyone
 A_Dub888: messy crit?
 KaleidoscopeMind: did jacob messy crit again
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 gualdhar: Oh
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 gualdhar: What
  LunarJade:   
Oscelot: *falls over laughing*
 gibbousm: oh no
 Strebenherz: WHAT
Astramentha:       
 neisan2112: OH NOOOOO
 josh___something: OH YES
 korvys: HELL YEAH
 DiscordianTokkan: Messy Criiiit!
 Laurence72: YES!!!
 mercano82: did mask just messy crib?
 josh___something: Again!!!
  Juliamon: it *is* contagious
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 spethycakes: 
ghyllnox: Yaayyyy
Forgotten_Sanity: Yes!!!
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Heather definitely won
 Strebenherz: WHAT IN BUS
 gibbousm: 
 DirectorStephanie:    
SaxPython:   
 sheqesi: Messy crit!
cavvdor: Oh no
grander_pastures: WHATS THE TOTAL JACOB
 BrowneePointz: Jacob! Stop Critting all over the floor!
 DirectorStephanie: Let's gooooo
 circusofkirkus: lol
 MrSarkhan: 
Metric_Furlong: could have just taken half 
 Julian_Rogue: so much gaslighting
denu55: lmao
grander_pastures: GIVE THE NUMBER SCREEN JACOB
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 josh___something: Adam YES
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Kramburger: It's critmas!
nekobun: be the dice you want to roll in the world
 WiJohn: Best party
Oscelot: @Kramburger XD
denu55: yay
SaxPython: Jacob is taking aggravated Willpower
 korvys: "The person who asks the question bears the burden of the answer"
 circusofkirkus: ahahaha
 josh___something: YEEEEEEEESS
 RurouniGeo: no wayyy lmaoo
 DirectorStephanie: NO
 JadedCynic: Did y'all switch dice tongiht? 
 Diabore: oh boy
Astramentha:    
 DirectorStephanie: AHHH
 jacqui_lantern234: yeeesss
 neisan2112: Has Jacob messy crit more than the players this season?! LOLOL
 Alahmnat: everybody going shopping tonight, lol
ghyllnox: 
adept_nekomancer: Well, this sure is going places
grander_pastures: Wow, getting IN FRONT OF THE QUESTION
lochnessseammonster:   
 gibbousm: poor Jacob expecting there to not be nonsense
roastbeefsandwitch: CAM!
denu55: poor @JacobBurgessVO
 spethycakes: the joy of the messy crit
cavvdor: Critkarma
 KaleidoscopeMind: guessing the cost: tripothy happens again?
 Kramburger: The void has looked back at Jacob
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ConcernedTsundereDiscDoggo-9SSvGCk-u_mK7ehX
 josh___something: HE came at the KING
  LunarJade: lmao
roastbeefsandwitch: @Kramburger Yes, very eys
 Laurence72: Heather said there were going to be three messy crits before the show started, so only one left to go!
grander_pastures: Jacob is being actively being TAUGHT about the real World of Darkness
  unarmedoracle: we turned this encounter into the "nobody speak" video
 RurouniGeo: oh noo
 JadedCynic: oh NO
 DirectorStephanie: Gerber! That! BABY!
 Kramburger: CORI
 Brozard: oh no
 A_Dub888: @josh___something can vampires orgasm?
Oscelot: Oh no
 neisan2112: Uhhhh
 JadedCynic: um
  amative1: CORI NO
 Diabore: cori asked a QUESTIOn
Oscelot: Cori no
Astramentha: Jordan Did Nothing Wrong
grander_pastures: OH NOO
cavvdor: Oh NO
 Kramburger: CORI NO
 Julian_Rogue: The mask falls of
grander_pastures: Do we see under the Masque???
roastbeefsandwitch: Obsessive, I think
 Brozard: his face falls off like a scab
SaxPython: They need to consume Guac
 Kramburger: uhhhhhh
 gualdhar: Uh
 gualdhar: Uuuuhhhhhhhh
grander_pastures: Oh nooooo
 Kramburger: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! We have mailed you multiple notices about your face.
 gualdhar: Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 Kramburger: LRRbot how
 jacqui_lantern234: OH NO
grander_pastures: We unleash the Vampire Can Opener?????
 JadedCynic: ♫ Secret, secret! I've got a secret! ♫
 Alahmnat: cryptophillia is not a love of crypts, chat
 DirectorStephanie: 
 RurouniGeo: pass the buck!
Ignatiuspants: ooh...
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
cavvdor: Also not a love of cryptocurrcency
 jacqui_lantern234: @Alahmnat it should be
 Kramburger: @Alahmnat ... we knew that
 KaleidoscopeMind: masque'd
nekobun: leapt right on it like a fun grenade
grander_pastures: MASQUE.... OFF!
  LunarJade: I forgot I was a complete goblin during this session
 Julian_Rogue: "we're gunna gerber rule this" "No more suggestions"
Oscelot: Masque'd oh god
 Strebenherz: OH NO
 Kramburger: ADAM
 Diabore: YES
 JadedCynic: DIS GON B GUD dot GIF....
 spethycakes: OH ADAM
Oscelot: @LunarJade You're a complete goblin during every session 
 SnackPak_: oh buddy
SaxPython: Please be Ollie
 Diabore: i was HOPING it was oliver
Astramentha:     
 gualdhar: Poor Oliver
 DirectorStephanie: Oh gosh
Oscelot: Oh Oliver honey
 Twilight_Spark: Get absolutely 
cavvdor: Awww
grander_pastures: NO MORE BOON BUDDY
SaxPython: 
  Sarah_Serinde: oh buddy
 LiveFaust: SSSSSSMOKIN!
 KaleidoscopeMind: oliver already agreed to snitch
 Julian_Rogue: ah so oliver is getting Mask-er-raided
 Brozard: He's gonna open that Canned Heat
ghyllnox: Well, Oliver is full Willpower
 JadedCynic: pump for info
denu55: @LunarJade lol
 Kramburger: Adam's gonna snitch
Metric_Furlong: Masque wants to now about that snitchin' offer
 JadedCynic: "TELL ME!!!!"
Lysander_salamander: 
 Julian_Rogue: Oliver shares about bloody marry
  Sarah_Serinde: Oliver *did* offer 
 DirectorStephanie: The principal bullying the clanless in front of the WHOLE school?!
 WiJohn: I need your secrets!
 SnackPak_: time for Oliver to shine
 A_Dub888: tell him about Mary having a little lamb?
 JadedCynic: Masque NEEDS TEA! 
lochnessseammonster: the snitch in potentia!
grander_pastures: Oh God, just try to give Masque the info of Mary
 Laurence72: Stalks by Nigh gonna get known all over B.C.
ghyllnox: It's true, he did offer
Oscelot: @A_Dub888 He literally can't
 jacqui_lantern234: "YO OLIVER, NARC ON SOMEONE FOR ME!!!" -masque, from across the room
SaxPython: Bailed Out
 korvys: Also, Oliver already spilled his guts to Masque last episode
 Vilun: oh shit, Oliver knows a lot of stuff, though whether he knows he knows the stuff is another question
Metric_Furlong: slop it up!
 RurouniGeo: make a sloppy joe
 type_variable: suddenly, the moon
Oscelot: "We could make this sloppier..." XD
 DirectorStephanie: Sloppier??? HOW
 josh___something: "Make it sloppier"
ghyllnox: Cam, fan of sloppy
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpeedyHedonisticLorisJonCarnage-XsLQ-ZAmmR_oIkzP
grander_pastures: THE MOON COMES IN WITH A STEEL CHAIR
 WiJohn: Tripothy gets jelly
 KaleidoscopeMind: Tripothy happens. Again.
grander_pastures: Tripothe looks at this as a "Childe, you have no TACT, no CLASS, get OUT"
 Julian_Rogue: are you gunna slap him too?
 JadedCynic: @Vilun I have to admit, Oliver DID already set himself as an information source - Masque just wants his first hit EARLY
 JadedCynic: @grander_pastures MAGNIFIQUE 
 Vilun: has Cori's compulsion been active all game?
Oscelot: Oooh boy
ghyllnox: @Vilun You'd think so, wouldn't you
 JadedCynic: oh wow 
  Sarah_Serinde: oooh
 josh___something: Ooohoohoo
Oscelot: That's terrifying
cavvdor: Oooooh
grander_pastures: @jadedcynic *Masque winds a belt around Oliver, trying to find an info vein*
 JadedCynic: @Vilun the whole 'meeting'
 type_variable: big gremlin energy
  corianderd: @Vilun not even a little
denu55: LMAO Heather
Astramentha:   
 Sheikun07: yesssssss
Oscelot: *snerk*
 Kramburger: Really? In front of my painting?
Metric_Furlong: Jessica's the problem childe
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 Julian_Rogue: C'mon jacob you named a character schwartz
  amative1: No, no, not that! Anything but that!
nekobun: going up to The Bride like "When will then be now?"
 Sheikun07: "soon"
 JadedCynic: @grander_pastures "C'mon man - I need something - tell me anything!  What's your PIN code; what's the Neiman-Marcus cookie receipe!  ANYTHING!!!!"
 Strebenherz: https://i.imgflip.com/37ofgh.jpg
 SmithKurosaki: Jacob keeps trying to do some shit
Metalhat: oh wow, that will be fun
 Simriel: STRAIGHT THERE HUH
 SmithKurosaki: Gotta get that gripper content
HamTechs McCarthy: obsessively curious
 SmithKurosaki: Oh. OH NO
HamTechs McCarthy: the dice are telling a story
 Simriel: "we could make this sloppier"
  LunarJade: Jessica is getting stuff done. Tripothy should just get on my level
Oscelot: Awwwwww
ghyllnox: Gonna need a new boat
 korvys: Tripathy was medium on the Camerilla stuff, right?
Astramentha:     
SaxPython:   
 JadedCynic: @LunarJade it's both glorious and bittersweet when the kids surpass their parents 
 Sheikun07: I can't wait for more messy crits from Jacob
 type_variable: driving like we stole it
grander_pastures: @jadedcynic "Come ooooon man - I need that Krabby Patty Secret Formula!!! YOU EAT ENOUGH BURGERS TO KNOW"
 josh___something: You were in this coterie
cavvdor: Final phase, right?
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh right. how are they getting back to the island without tripothy's boat
 korvys: Oh, she's back
SaxPython: Round 3. Fight!
grander_pastures: The Bride is getting AROUND
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProductiveBigTeaLitty-MjYciv5wWh-O-xkX
Metric_Furlong: @KaleidoscopeMind Silas took the ferry in season 1
Oscelot: The power of a Malk is nothing to sneeze at
 type_variable: could get a ride back with monica
 Terr0rc0tta: dementation baby
grander_pastures: Oh no, the Malkavians are swaying the court now....
Oscelot: @Terr0rc0tta Thank you, I couldn't figure out where that went in my brain
 Nigouki: so I predicted Ballroom Blitz for last episode but I guess it's this one
grander_pastures: Jessica is really, really burning up bridges just to make sure she's gon
grander_pastures: Gonna be Monica's Babygurl
 korvys: Where are all the Bruhaj?
Metric_Furlong: @korvys with the anarchs, mostly
 Terr0rc0tta: @oscelot I’m so pumped to see it
grander_pastures: HELL YEAH CORI
 A_Dub888: !card storm crow
  LRRbot: Storm Crow [1U] | Creature — Bird [1/2] | Flying
 JacobBurgessVO: @korvys With the anarchs
ghyllnox: Cori's got an Agenda
 JacobBurgessVO: Knives was one of the last Brujah loyalists and seen as a traitor by most of the rest of the clan.
SaxPython: Jo gaming out of her mind
cavvdor: Jo should say hi to the Bride again and pretend nothing happened 
 JadedCynic: @grander_pastures "C'mon - spill some tea; who's boning who?  How's the stuff with the Ghenna cultists on the island? Any other weird shit?  Have you even seen anything weird - any ghosts? Magic? Demons?"
Oscelot: *gasp*
 KaleidoscopeMind: *gasp*
 jacqui_lantern234: HIS PEOPLE
grander_pastures: @cavvdor Truly the Malk move to do all Malk Moves*
 JadedCynic:   Brother of the stomach!
 Kramburger: "Hey, why you so mad though?"
Metric_Furlong: Camarilla Brujah are ~5 dudes in Chicago and a few extras
grander_pastures: His people! The taste of Beefy Jeefy and Cherry Cola!
dm818: This is an interesting place for masque to pop up
ghyllnox: His people, who were super against having him at the worksite and blamed him for all their delays
SaxPython: Jess's at-a-cost could have been "Jess and Monica become known"
 PharaohBender27: OK, given how much I've clipped, I'm not even going to do the "roll a virtual D20 for 'sneak off to dinner'" - I'm off for like a half hour, so any clippable moments are your responsibility, rest of chat
 LiveFaust: @jadedcynic Brotherhood of the Traveling Snacks
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 o7 enjoy dinner
grander_pastures: Have a good food my dood
grander_pastures: Oh no, please be Subtle Jess Jess
Oscelot: *snerk*
 jacqui_lantern234: heh
Oscelot: Xena was so good
 Lobo_Apache: What a gay show
 cyclopsboi: quality TV
 DirectorStephanie: ehehehehe
DaxStrife: Dang, haven't tought about Xena in a minute.
Oscelot: "just" gossiping
 TheAwkes: You need Joxer in the episode to run interference.
 josh___something: Everyone here
 DirectorStephanie: You did, Jacob. YOU DID.
grander_pastures: Xena is so preeety
Oscelot: @TheAwkes Joxer is Oliver
ghyllnox: Just a little lady! No nothing, no threat, little matchstick girl!
 JadedCynic: @TheAwkes 10000%
 KaleidoscopeMind: "who knew a party could be so dangerous?" -person who described the party as social combat
 josh___something: Everyone here knew this was gonna BURN some bridges
denu55: Cori making shit hit the fan
 type_variable: feels like Jacob told them about social combat, providided some rapiers, and the squad showed up with automatic weapons and claymore mines
 Diabore: @KaleidoscopeMind also who person who messy critted... twice
emanym: Woooo!
OVERKiLL!: these crayons suck. they keep breaking LOL
Oscelot: @type_variable Accurate
 JadedCynic: @ghyllnox to the kindred, a seller of small wooden sticks that BURN is a threat 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
grander_pastures: Ahhhh, make that lady Hornt
Oscelot: """"safe""""
 SnackPak_: "safe"
 neisan2112: SHE SAID SAFER!
kynelwynn: So much for "play it safe"
SaxPython:   
cavvdor: What a Toreador move. I approve.
adept_nekomancer: highly encrypted flirting
 JadedCynic: ♫ I'm comin' out, I want the world to know! ♫
grander_pastures: Jess Jess needs to blow off some STEAM
 JadedCynic: ohhhh...
  Sarah_Serinde: oops
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
Oscelot: Amazing
 Strebenherz: away with you
 JadedCynic: d'aww
Oscelot: Awwwww
 JadedCynic: 
 type_variable: aww
 neisan2112: Damn thats a great line
 Sheikun07: That's such a Toreador move
SaxPython:   
ghyllnox: Was the hook for Monica just Jessica's Toreadorness? Or was I missing something
 KaleidoscopeMind: too bad that caitiff in charge of shipping isn't here
 Strebenherz: messy crit!  messy crit!
 JadedCynic: Monica & Jess recover some spoons 
 Strebenherz: 3/3!
 HorusFive: It's like Jacob should write this s**t down
grander_pastures: We have now opened up Vancouver Island for the rule of Oliver, good one Jess Jess
ghyllnox: @KaleidoscopeMind 
  Seabats: bro my mic awareness is dog shit
Ignatiuspants:   
Oscelot: @Seabats Don't worry, we can still hear you fine
  LunarJade: after you have to hang out at a party with people you don’t know you just wanna hang out with someone you like
denu55: tru
 JadedCynic: YES
SaxPython: Gotta recharge that social battery
 JadedCynic: you gotta recharge
 Julian_Rogue: @Seabats at least you didn't get up and walk away XD
 Alahmnat: boy the NPCs are swinging for the fences tonight
SaxPython: @jadedcynic  
Oscelot: @LunarJade 10000% I hide behind my person after like 10 minutes
 JadedCynic: @SaxPython hivemind high-five! o/\o
roastbeefsandwitch: Come on, "we don't have money for education" is such an excuse. You can find them!
 cyclopsboi: telling a teacher that we a need a teacher...
 type_variable: apocryphal
ghyllnox: @roastbeefsandwitch Oh they have money
 Twilight_Spark: Auspicious.
 Julian_Rogue: OHHHHHHHHH Omanic 
grander_pastures: @jadedcynic "Look man, do you have anything absolutely freaky? You got a secret horde of Ghouls? You see a Mage around? You eat a Werewolf?? TELL MEEEE"
Oscelot: Which character was speaking? I missed it
 Julian_Rogue: @JacobBurgessVO thank you for always increasing my vocabulary
  Sarah_Serinde: "resources" isn't just money, it's the people to do the work too
 type_variable: the sheriff
grander_pastures: Damn, poor guy named Oman
 Alahmnat: *nods*
Oscelot: @Sarah_Serinde exactly
  Sarah_Serinde: (doesn't mean it's not just an excuse, but still)
 HorusFive: If only there was some kind of alternate Church to take them in.  Some kind of.... Ministry... if you would
SaxPython: OooOOOoooh
 Twilight_Spark: 
 Julian_Rogue: Las vegas!
Metric_Furlong: @HorusFive instructions unclear, they're joining the Sabbat 
 cyclopsboi: lepper colony
 Julian_Rogue: Now I want a vtm campaign in vegas
ghyllnox: Seattle, from what I've heard
grander_pastures: Take all the Licks and shove them into the Artoc
grander_pastures: *Arctic
SaxPython: Objection!
grander_pastures: Oooo, fighting words Oliver
SaxPython: Get em Ollie
 Julian_Rogue: vampower
ghyllnox: @grander_pastures Aww come on, polar bears are already endangered!
 ContingentCat: Ooooooo
  Sarah_Serinde: ooooh
 NotCainNorAbel: 
Oscelot: Let's go Oliver *claps*
 SnackPak_: dang Oliver
 Terr0rc0tta: Oliver said we
 itira: oop
 jacqui_lantern234: lets go oliver
Metalhat: Heather going the safe route for this one is interesting to me
Metalhat: or rather Jessica
Metalhat: ok I take that back
 SmithKurosaki: and theres the other shoe lo
ghyllnox: "They make a lot of people very upset" 
 Fruan: I didn't think I could love Oliver more, and yet here we are.
Ignatiuspants: next time on NaD3D -- Oliver starts some kind of X-Men school for thin-bloods and caitiffs and ends up with a private army
grander_pastures: @ghyllnox A bunch of Thinbloods get Vitamin A poisoning
 JadedCynic: @grander_pastures "What do your kine neighbors get up to? does John Q Heifer embezzle from work? Does Jane Heifer hate her town council member?  Do their kids shoplift?  SOMETHING!"
Oscelot: Eyyyy.
 Kramburger: Yo, Oliver is WORKING
 Julian_Rogue: tell a fish or a squirrel
nekobun: Chancy!
roastbeefsandwitch: holy crap Oliver!
Metric_Furlong: Chauncey the Rock God!
 JadedCynic: The Rock GOD
ghyllnox: Good job Ollie
roastbeefsandwitch: way to crit the conversation check without rolling the dice!
grander_pastures: Hellll yeah, like a True Giovanniii move Oli
Oscelot: Let's go Oliver   
 jacqui_lantern234: damn, oliver! lets go!!! 
SaxPython: #TheOldWays
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oliver's going to have a spy network within the next 6 months at this rate.
 KaleidoscopeMind: is oliver thinking to send them up island?
 JadedCynic: time for oliver pracitce keeping all the plates spinning 
grander_pastures: Beautiful Rollless crit Oliver
  Seabats: oliver aint thinking about shit
nekobun: Oliver's Army (of thinbloods) is on its way
  Seabats: just vibes
 Julian_Rogue: @MacbethSeemsSus I'd bet it would all be woodland critters too
grander_pastures: We love the vibes Adam
Oscelot: @Seabats Can get a lot done on Vibes
 itira: @Seabats i dont believe you
 type_variable: dude oliver lost 3-7 and came away winning
 TheAwkes: Charisma gas 'em up.
 cyclopsboi: Oliver gets to teach a university of thinbloods how to be kindred
 Sheikun07: Every group needs at least ONE person who operates on vibes.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Seabats and oliver's vibes are on the pulse there
 LiveFaust: @ignatiuspants now I can't NOT see Monica's mansion as Xavier School...
ghyllnox: Good thing Oliver's signed up with a thinker then
 A_Dub888: @jacqui_lantern234 Oliver has a pulse?
 JadedCynic: @cyclopsboi "The Oliver Tyndall School for Gifted Individuals"
 jacqui_lantern234: @A_Dub888 no, but the vibe does
Lysander_salamander: wow
 type_variable: clan compulsion please
 Vilun: Oliver deals with Masque twice
 Kramburger: Oliver gets turned into a flesh pillow by the tzichme
nekobun: island sucks, got poop monsters
Oscelot: @Kramburger Wauuuugh x.X
grander_pastures: @jadedcynic "What's your favorite Anything? What was the name of your first love? When did you last have Sex? DAMMIT MAN, TELL ME"
nekobun: poop monsters and lupe monsters
grander_pastures: @nekobun Jo "Islands Poopes"
  LunarJade:   
 JadedCynic: @nekobun poop monsters and lupe IT techs 
Oscelot: *dies*
 Strebenherz: CHOO CHOO
grander_pastures: CHOOOO CHOOOOO
 A_Dub888: OOOH baby a TRIPLE
  LunarJade: ummm yeah it means I win
SaxPython: Lol
 Alahmnat: Jacob brought the good dice tonight lol
roastbeefsandwitch: OMG Jacob
Oscelot: I can hear @Alahmnat laughing from the opposite side of the house XD
 Sheikun07: I knew it would happen
grander_pastures: They're a pair of beauties
 JadedCynic: Storyteller Hat Trick!
 JacobBurgessVO: This was a weird night for me
 Kramburger: If you ask them if the like icecream, they both say yes
Ignatiuspants: storyteller messy crits are even more fun than regular messy crits!
 Sheikun07: The universe has decided this event is going to be Very Interesting.
phoenixfeather14: And Jacob hits a messy crit hat trick!
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO Sounds like
grander_pastures: Wow, you profie Big Tony? Rood, Silas
 jacqui_lantern234: @JacobBurgessVO really? seems fairly normal to me 
  corianderd: @JacobBurgessVO we won and you won
  LunarJade: @jacobburgessvo but what a banger of a night it was
 MacbethSeemsSus: @phoenixfeather14 The Critpeat
grander_pastures: This was a collective Win
ghyllnox: @corianderd And we won!
Oscelot: "UHHH."
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: "You wnna put that in the Cube?"
grander_pastures: Nobody lost here
  amative1: Two NPC frenzies at this party would be interesting
 ani laurel: man is calling for economic distribution of the kindred, lmao
 Simriel: Noddists maaaan, noddists
SaxPython: 7,8 ballroom Blitz
Oscelot: @amative1 no kidding
  Sarah_Serinde: whoops 
grander_pastures: NOOO JESS JESS
Metric_Furlong: Thanks Jess!
 JadedCynic: 
 CaptainSpam: Well, the man in the back is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky...
 LiveFaust: "You come here on the day of...your...wedding...?"
 Strebenherz: LOL
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Oscelot: @CaptainSpam song?
 itira: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
grander_pastures: THEYRE IN LESBIAN, SCOTT
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Kramburger: Fucking lol
  Sarah_Serinde: !clips
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 Laurence72: NO!! 
Oscelot: rofl that NO!
 Sheikun07: The SYNC on that
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 josh___something: HAHHAH
lochnessseammonster:  
 JadedCynic: *in unison* "NO!" 
 LiveFaust: In. Stereo. 
 jacqui_lantern234: CORI
grander_pastures: PUTIN, THE VAMPIRE
 CaptainSpam: @Oscelot Yep.
ghyllnox: Lmao Cori
nekobun: you went and broke spaghetti in front of them
grander_pastures: Aka PUTIN, THE PUTIN
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SquareGoodKangarooGrammarKing-TYdcjU5Yh8xKrV99
 type_variable: jazz hands and moonwalks away
grander_pastures: Jazz hands away Cam, jazz hands away
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
 KaleidoscopeMind: Fang goodness
Oscelot: Thanks @NotCainNorAbel , was trying and oh man the audio processing issues aren't working with me nice
 A_Dub888: "I thought this was America" Isn't Vancouver in Canada?
 Strebenherz: "STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD!"
 NotCainNorAbel: @Oscelot 
 Fruan: @A_Dub888 Yes.
denu55: lmaooooooooooo
grander_pastures: Silas get Red MaN Grouped by two Italian Pasta Vamps
 JadedCynic: "look, I was just saying, pineapple imparts a citrus hit to the ham and cheese and marinara sauce..."
Sogheim: I forgot Silas was in the wizard robes
Ignatiuspants: "I'm sorry, I thought this was America" is a hilarious thing for a Canadian person to say in Canada
 HorusFive: "What do you mean, "You People""
 Kramburger: Silas retreats, luch money in tow
 cyclopsboi: how am i so funny
 neisan2112: Oh this room sure is something
 cyclopsboi: just full on goodfellas
Oscelot: Note... to... self... check... chantry...
grander_pastures: Oh nooooo
 Julian_Rogue: CLOSING TIME. do do do doo do
 JadedCynic: @Oscelot Call Mike Holmes
Oscelot: @JadedCynic hah X3
roastbeefsandwitch: dammit, now I need to find another Start Playing session with a great Vampire game. I have such a returning character I want to play, mostly to bring to a social gathering like this.
grander_pastures: We're fucking with the Order of Business for the night
Lysander_salamander: 
 Kramburger: SEND HIM TO THE BRIDE
ghyllnox: "I didn't know I had to throw up my food and I made a huge owl pellet outside a Walmart"
Oscelot: @Kramburger I was JUST thinking that
 type_variable: send him to the tzemice
 Kramburger: Squabble up, gang
grander_pastures: @kramburger said with the same energy a "Send him to the Dungeon!"
SaxPython: Take That!
Ignatiuspants: oh man, if Oliver just kept giving embarassing secrets about himself until Masque gives up...
grander_pastures: Yeeeeeeeeeeah!
 type_variable: tricksy hoobbbitses
grander_pastures: OH NO
 JadedCynic: oh NO 
Oscelot: Uhoh
grander_pastures: CHILDE IS GETTING.O
dm818: Not like Jo has any secrets
 Kramburger: Oh NO
grander_pastures: OUT
 one_last_time_: UH OH
 josh___something: The dice WANT something
 neisan2112: Immediate 180 to Jordan
 A_Dub888: the dice are telling a story
 type_variable: the episode where the team plays hot potato
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Metric_Furlong: what secrets could Jo possibly have?
  LunarJade: the dice know best
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
 JadedCynic: @dm818 yeah, this is gonna be horrible; Masque pumping her for secrets and she doesn't HAVE any...
Oscelot: Masque is like an irritated Intellect Devourer
ghyllnox: "I have a daughter who is absolutely alive and at college and not in my house with a creepy urn"
 JadedCynic: just badger her all night
grander_pastures: "DEREK MAKES GOOD SANDWICHES GET OFF MY BACK"
grander_pastures: OH NO
 josh___something: OH RIGHT
 A_Dub888: Masque is going to pinball around the coterie until he goes back to Oliver isn't he?
grander_pastures: HERE WE GOO
 Simriel: Poor Jacob
 Simriel: ADAM
 Simriel: "In Lesbians" is a favourite
OVERKiLL!: maybe i wanted a cornah! 🍕 as a matta fact it was smallah.
 SmithKurosaki: Jacob let the NY out
 type_variable: HERE WE GOOOO
 A_Dub888: nvm
 circusofkirkus: 
 JadedCynic: oh!
grander_pastures: Damn, FUCKEN HER DAD
 ContingentCat: OOoooooo!
 JadedCynic: I forgot about that....
 Kramburger: "Step-sire, nooooo"
Lysander_salamander: ew
 josh___something: Uhoh
 HorusFive: You sire THE ARCHON
  Sarah_Serinde: welp 
SaxPython:   
 one_last_time_: Could be worse
Oscelot: Welp.
cavvdor: Thank god
 KaleidoscopeMind: Jo with all the secrets
Astramentha:   
 A_Dub888: Does Masque have yaoi hands?
 JadedCynic: *exhales deeply*
Oscelot: What an exhausting night for everyone
 LiveFaust: GTFO
grander_pastures: Well, now Masque has another piece of leverage over Knives
  LunarJade: good party is over… now nothing of consequence can happen..
  LunarJade: we’re so safe now
Oscelot: @LunarJade so safe. totally safe.
 JadedCynic: @Oscelot hell, *I'm* tired!
denu55: yupyup
  corianderd: @A_Dub888 it's like yaoi legs with hands on the end
Oscelot: @JadedCynic same lol
grander_pastures: Damn, Vamp Vengers
 josh___something: I'm so sad we didn't talk to the ravnos named "Ted"
 Kramburger: @corianderd CORI NO
 circusofkirkus: just like the ending of Avengers
 HorusFive: One person eating and 3 more pretending to eat
Metric_Furlong: @corianderd he's like a CLAMP character but in real life
Mister_Dee: I mean, VtM turning into Vampions is traditional
 type_variable: i take off my robe and wizard hat
 Kramburger: Take off the chior robes
grander_pastures: @corianderd Another Tzimice Wonder, as well as the rocking dumper
 A_Dub888: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always hoping for a TPK.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 LiveFaust: Have a little night cap...of a rat that Oliver summons...
 ContingentCat: 
 jacqui_lantern234: OLIVER 
Oscelot: I see Heather got into LRRBot
Astramentha: ………….no
 JadedCynic: I mean, he hasn't....'made water' since his Embrace
ghyllnox: @LRRbot Seems like you're not alone LRRBot
grander_pastures: I ha e a
Ignatiuspants: (Oliver can't poop, but does he pee? ...do I want to think about that?)
 JadedCynic: oh, the tea is getting served with EVERYONE?
grander_pastures: *carnally*
 JadedCynic: THAT kind of a relationship
grander_pastures: Oh noes
 HorusFive: Why kill you when they can leverage the Archon about it
grander_pastures: TED
 type_variable: TED
 josh___something: YESSSS
Lysander_salamander: Ted!
grander_pastures: HES BACK
 josh___something: TED
 josh___something: Let's GO
 JadedCynic: @Ignatiuspants I think if you use Flush of Life...you could 'pass blood'...
Lysander_salamander: Ravnos are gre
nekobun: VIVA LA TED
Metric_Furlong: @Ignatiuspants well, you know how vampires cry blood because that's the only body fluid they have...
Oscelot: Ravnos 
grander_pastures: TED ON THE TABLE
 A_Dub888: @Ignatiuspants iirc yes but it's not pee that comes out
kynelwynn: Tie for a ted talk?
 JadedCynic: ah, TED 
 JacobBurgessVO: I see we all have a new pet NPC
nekobun: ted's back on the menu, boys!
  corianderd: *we*
 josh___something: You gave him the name Ted
 BusTed: 
 A_Dub888: @JacobBurgessVO who's going to feed them? (not it)
Ignatiuspants: (thank you to the three people who just talked to me about peeing blood)
nekobun: Whenever Ted is not at Elysium, everyone in the coterie should be asking, "Where's Ted?"
grander_pastures: This was a Huge Nothingburger of a Party, which is a huge message
Oscelot: Yesssssssss
grander_pastures: @nekobun Tedsco Elysium
nekobun: Desperately Seeking Siegfried
ghyllnox: Oh are we going to go find Gehenna?
grander_pastures: WE HUNTING SIEGFRIED?
Oscelot: Heck yeah, I've been waiting for this
 type_variable: bloodwalk oliver when
 ani laurel: wait, she's sleeping with knives?
 SmithKurosaki: apparently
 SmithKurosaki: Had a feeling it was gonna be shawarma
 Simriel: Oh yeah they always have been
 Simriel: So Jordan wants to fuck Knives, but she doesn't want him around all the time
 Simriel: Wait why would they kill her for sleeping with Knives?
grander_pastures: Ohhhh, they're gonna feast on the THINBLOODS?
  Sarah_Serinde: ooooh
 JadedCynic: Mary is in all of this...
 type_variable: iirc sacrficing lots of thinbloods all at once to wake the antiperuvians?
Oscelot: *vibrates*
 neisan2112: What clan is this?
 type_variable: ravnos
Metric_Furlong: @neisan2112 Ravnos
nekobun: ILLUSIONS, michael
Lysander_salamander: Some of the elders eat a bunch of younger bloods to resist the call.
 terribleplan: Does Mary have the prince?
grander_pastures: Are we gonna force-feed thinbloods to Siegfreid to make a body good enough for Mary?
 Julian_Rogue: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:39:50.
PadawanTK16: chat does mary have any relation to thin bloods in lore?
Astramentha: 
grander_pastures: I really like Ted
 JadedCynic: @PadawanTK16 no clue
grander_pastures: That's why they're a good Assassin
PadawanTK16: @jadedcynic great, thanks
Oscelot: Ah, so the relation to hashassin have been retained into v5
 A_Dub888: 
ghyllnox: Judges and also executioners
 HorusFive: Soooo much worse thing hunt Nosferatu....
 JadedCynic: why does this have to END? With so much deep, rich details showing up with every episode...  
 neisan2112: STALKS!!
 Vilun: "my cougar ate one"
Oscelot: Stalks 
 LiveFaust: Ted is my second favorite after Chancey The Rock God ™.
 WiJohn: I wonder if Ted knows about Trudeau
 JadedCynic: "a contact noted lots of them in Sydney"
 type_variable: @LiveFaust stalks is no1
 josh___something: Are the ravnos the ones who combust if they stay in one place?
 MacbethSeemsSus: *wooden stake whistles in from the darkness*
Oscelot: *vibrates*
nekobun: if this turns into heart of darkness/apocalypse now
 LiveFaust: Ok, correct, @type_variable . Adjust the others down by a notch.
grander_pastures: The fuck is Siegfried holding back??
 jacqui_lantern234: this has.....implications
Metric_Furlong: @nekobun Heart of World of Darkness/ Werewolf: The Apocalypse Now?
grander_pastures: MON MOM
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Oscelot: *snerk*
nekobun: the creepy lady!
 JadedCynic: 
nekobun: uhoh
 korvys: Uh
 JadedCynic: OH SHI-
Metric_Furlong: uh-oh
Oscelot: oh shit he can see her
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Lysander_salamander: oho
nekobun: welp
cavvdor: UH
grander_pastures: HE SEES MARY
 Alahmnat: oh
nekobun: 
 Strebenherz: !!
 Alahmnat: oh no
 MacbethSeemsSus: Oh no
ghyllnox: 
 WiJohn: He does know about Trudeau!
 JadedCynic: Ravnos see what is there
Astramentha:     
 jacqui_lantern234: WHY YOU
 fracassio: hell yeah
 gibbousm: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh right he sees illusions
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 Vilun: he sees dead people
 JadedCynic: @KaleidoscopeMind he sees THROUGH illusions
denu55: 👀 👀 👀
 JadedCynic: no Trudeau
 HorusFive: @Vilun They all see dead people-  you're not special
 Alahmnat: "well, you see, I tried to kill bloody mary with a telescope mirror..."
ghyllnox: Mary lifted Silas' communication issue at the telescope
Oscelot: Does Ted hear him? Hmmmm
 JadedCynic: but does Ted hear through "The Leafs"?
 PharaohBender27 returns from dinner, assuming that there's at least one active fire
 ani laurel: i guess its incest?
 ani laurel: or they realize that the power dynamic is really, really messed up
 Simriel: But they wouldn't kill HER for that no?
 ani laurel: they might just kill both but she obvs cares more about herself
 Simriel: So, Nos were hunted, but the regent is a nos...
Alice Quintanilla: i think the nos were like not allowed under sigfried (so before mask) but now theyre just like straight up scourging thinbloods
noSmokeFire: he saw a smurf?
 RurouniGeo: Blue man group?!
 Kramburger: Only emotional fires
roastbeefsandwitch: no Dr. Mahhattan references!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: @noSmokeFire a genie?
 type_variable: the Genie from aladdin
Metric_Furlong: that's a changeling reference, chat
 KaleidoscopeMind: genie from aladdin?
 Alahmnat: @PharaohBender27 *insert Community meme gif here*
 Kramburger: Geena Davis?
  Juliamon: PharaohBender27 Well...
 JadedCynic: oh 
Oscelot: @Metric_Furlong ty, I was trying to place it
cavvdor: 
 Laurence72: @PharaohBender27 How many of Jacob's messy crits did you see before leaving?
 PharaohBender27: @Laurence72 2
 Laurence72: There's a third
 PharaohBender27: Last one I saw was Walther's
 JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 Jacob got a hat trick...
Oscelot: "We adopted a new NPC!"
 Kramburger: Ted's housebroken
grander_pastures: Here we gooooo
 JadedCynic: "He follow us - can we take him home?"
 gibbousm: AMERICAN
 KaleidoscopeMind: american??
 Dog_of_Myth: Dang
 circusofkirkus: lol
 JadedCynic: heh
Oscelot: *snerk*
  Sarah_Serinde: 
ghyllnox: Low lmao
 Alahmnat: hah
 Twilight_Spark: KKona
roastbeefsandwitch: wait, $50k to RIDE A FERRY?
 PharaohBender27: @Laurence72 I see. I might try to find that in the VOD later . . . unless someone heeded my warning and clipped it themselves
 Nigouki: ferry tickets aren't actually that bad are they?
grander_pastures: Monica you classist
 A_Dub888: oof that's, what, 1000000 CAD?
 terribleplan: pfft
Oscelot: @roastbeefsandwitch 50k to become established in a new realm
SaxPython: #AndWithTheExchangeRates
 jacqui_lantern234: @roastbeefsandwitch ride a ferry in secrecy
Metric_Furlong: it's a shame no one here has a huge duffle bag of money
 JadedCynic: @jacqui_lantern234 and security - night time tickets aren't an infinite supply
Oscelot: *snerk*
grander_pastures: Oh noooo
Lysander_salamander: uh oh
grander_pastures: That was SOMETHING
 terribleplan: Uhh
Oscelot: bouts of madness XD
 type_variable: if only we had a drug dealer on the side
 josh___something: Oh this turned sus REAL quick
 A_Dub888: can Silas play League on it?
 LiveFaust: In this case "pay the fee" is a different form of currency between Jess and Monica.
 Alahmnat: shipping container. sure.
 JadedCynic: "we make friends easily"
Oscelot: @Alahmnat I mean they don't have to breathe so
grander_pastures: The hell can Ted do?
 JadedCynic: accruing BOONS!
  TheGreenMonster450: I already love Ted
ghyllnox: @LiveFaust Jessica did absolutely mention "getting the money"
 josh___something: TED!!!!
 Twilight_Spark: I somehow knew he would say that.
grander_pastures: SCHMENPLE
 josh___something: oops
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Vilun: is there like a vamp trope the Ravnos are based on?
 type_variable: hahaha
Oscelot: Hah X3
 Strebenherz: Wait who was Schmenple again?
 korvys: He's got one
 Kramburger: TheTeddster
PadawanTK16: @Strebenherz car dealer
 korvys: @Strebenherz Car Dealer
 type_variable: @Strebenherz cori kicked him in the nads
Oscelot: @Strebenherz the car salesman
 Strebenherz: OH NO
ghyllnox: @Strebenherz Jo kicked him in the nuts
  Juliamon: Strebenherz Got his nuts kicked
phoenixfeather14: Jo is acquainted. She kicked him in the balls!
 terribleplan: @Strebenherz Car salesman, kick him in the balls
 A_Dub888: @grander_pastures has he recovered from Jordan's involuntary cameltoe?
grander_pastures: @a_dub888 You mean the free bottom surgery?
kynelwynn: @Vilun Not a vampire trope so much. But they're loosely the Romani in theming in earlier editions
 Strebenherz: RIGHT.  Ty 'yall. Quinn: KICK HIM IN THE BALLS
 Nigouki: take daddy with you too!
ghyllnox: Burnt chickens in a case 
nekobun: Schmemple learned the definition of the one that's not Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
 JadedCynic: zip-loc bags
Metric_Furlong: @Vilun err, less vampire trope more "well, Dracola in the novel hung out with romany people who traveled a lot"
 JacobBurgessVO: @kynelwynn They get a LOT better after 2nd
kynelwynn: Thank fuck
 ani laurel: ooooh
 ani laurel: oh USD? bus that
 BusTed: 
noSmokeFire: he came?
grander_pastures: HERE WE GO SILAS
kynelwynn: 1, 2,3 - Green Flame?!
 type_variable: standard scholarly shakedown
 JadedCynic: Shhtuff's going DOWN
Oscelot: Theo better not die. I will riot.
Simbionis: hoo boy
  amative1: GREEN FLAME
 A_Dub888: !card balefire dragon
  LRRbot: Balefire Dragon [5RR] | Creature — Dragon [6/6] | Flying / Whenever Balefire Dragon deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to each creature that player controls.
 korvys: House what?
 Laurence72: That's Wheel of Time Bad Juju!!
 Brozard: GREEN FLAME
nekobun: spicier fire
 Vilun: and by conversation... I mean Holy war
  unarmedoracle: did they ever give wow warlocks green flame?
grander_pastures: It's the Mary Signature Special
Astramentha: 
 type_variable: The Scarlet i mean The Emerald Rot
 JadedCynic: going beyond VTM...
grander_pastures: WYRM
kynelwynn: @unarmedoracle Yup
 HorusFive: But why would vampires give themselves over to demonic powers..............
Metric_Furlong: house Goratrix *definitely* not associated with The Sabbat, no sir
Oscelot: Oh heck we're getting into THAT
nekobun: well here we go
kynelwynn: @HorusFive Because power
cavvdor: Here's where Silas' werewolf.... "acquaintance" can find some common ground 
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: um
Oscelot: Oh holy heck Theo
 Nigouki: fuk
Oscelot: @cavvdor no kidding
 Transmuted_Elf: How many pieces of his soul did he sell for that? As a magos of House Hermes wtf.....
 PharaohBender27:  Theo, I guess
 JadedCynic: @cavvdor yeah, "Chance" the IT professional...
 Laurence72: 
 terribleplan: Oh no
NimrodXIV: danger!
 josh___something: Oh RIGHT
 JadedCynic: 
 jacqui_lantern234: CAM XD
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahahaha
 KaleidoscopeMind: lol
 Nigouki: hahaha
 josh___something: NOW it'd be recklless
grander_pastures: @cavvdor LETS GO AND GET SOME WYRM CHOW
 one_last_time_: THAT would be reckless
Astramentha: XD
 HorusFive: THAT ?!?! would be reckless
Metric_Furlong: @HorusFive several potential reasons, depending which of the 3~5 different types of supernatural entities in the setting that can be justifiably called 'demons'
 JadedCynic: fuuuuuuuu-
Lysander_salamander: oh balls
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Oscelot: Edge of my damn seat
cavvdor: I just want to see a Chance and Silas team-up so badly. I know it may not happen. But it would be so poetic.
 jacqui_lantern234: fuuuuuu
grander_pastures: MOBILISE FORCES
 Laurence72: Cam killing off several Tremere indirectly
 JadedCynic: @cavvdor it MIGHT...
 HorusFive: @Metric_Furlong Well I did once hear about a kind that had 3 eyes. 
cavvdor: @JadedCynic Oh godddd yes
Lysander_salamander: 
 ContingentCat: Lol trust
cavvdor: Hah, Tremere and trust
 circusofkirkus: we ride at dawn
grander_pastures: We RIDE
Oscelot: We ride!
 Laurence72: WE RIDE!!
NimrodXIV: we ride at (almost) dawn
 KaleidoscopeMind: one punch Jo
 MacbethSeemsSus: Fury Road music starts playing.
 type_variable: im bringing the claymore ofc
SaxPython:   
WardsarTheWriter: This got real intense real fast, I love it.
cavvdor: This is amazing
 LiveFaust: "Fuck it, we ball."
denu55: they don't have their van
Lysander_salamander: attempted coup at the chantry, let's go
  LunarJade: ride or die!
 HorusFive: Oliver is the BEST friend
grander_pastures: RACE THE SUN
Metric_Furlong: burning moonlight
Astramentha: 
 jacqui_lantern234: Jo and Oli are the car people
grander_pastures: Oliver can make a car out of wood in an hour
 DirectorStephanie: Ollie, the best best friend. 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Here Comes the Sun (threatening)
 Jakelope13: C'moooooon, messy crit on the driving!
Oscelot: @MacbethSeemsSus *cackle*
ghyllnox: Ride or burn
denu55: they dont have an hour
 Laurence72: Something something Blues Brothers meme
Oscelot: @MacbethSeemsSus Here Comes the Sun (Minor Key)
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlatantSteamyPieMau5-qiUYGe92rkdnKBP2
 korvys: Damn, this social combat episode just got a lot less social
Astramentha:  go Oliver
 JadedCynic: Spray paint on the windows
 HorusFive: Oliver could rebuild the car- it's just never occured to him that he could use that skill to break into one
grander_pastures: YEAH
 JadedCynic: different set of tools
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
DaxStrife: Good choice.
 Simriel: I love that not every Vampire is suave
 SmithKurosaki: yea
OVERKiLL!: 🔥 Green Flame 🔥
Aonar Faileas: Ted had better end up part of the Gilmore Girls watch party
 DirectorStephanie: Let's go!
 JadedCynic: you tend to 'hack' modern cars
 TheAwkes: With it's spacious 2 seats.
nekobun: just don't pull the typical Viper driver swerve out the gate
grander_pastures: WE LOVE THIS RAPID MKV
Oscelot: @JadedCynic Uh-huh
 korvys: Just for reference (no shade) a 2004 viper has... 2 seats.
grander_pastures: @jadedcynic *Takes notes*
 terribleplan: How do they all fit into the viper?
Oscelot: @korvys They don't need to breathe 
 WiJohn: Everyone's in snuggys
 HorusFive: @korvys Who's sitting on whose lap?
  LunarJade: we hang off the sides of the vehicle. it’s fine
Astramentha: So BETTER than Batman
DaxStrife: Bear is driving
 jacqui_lantern234: JO JO JO
nekobun: Silas hanging onto the spioler
 JadedCynic: didn't you watch those videos about the Hyundai's getting jacked because of a security glitch like last year?
ghyllnox: @terribleplan Seat comes out?
nekobun: *spoiler
Oscelot: @LunarJade totally not a masq breach. nope
 terribleplan: @ghyllnox Seat comes out.
 A_Dub888: @HorusFive Jessica's sitting on Silas
denu55: theyll just grab onto the car :v
Metric_Furlong: in the world of darkness, there was a limited run of 2004 dodge vipers that had 4 seats
grander_pastures: VERY GOOD
Oscelot: Heck yeah
 Laurence72: I'm getting Theme to 'Back to the Future' vibes,music wise
cavvdor: Hell yeees
 Dog_of_Myth: Drove it like they stole it....wait
Oscelot: Thank fuck
Oscelot: 40 minutes to dawn
Metric_Furlong: this is canon now, you can't prove it isn't 
 circusofkirkus: neat
 Nigouki: once they get there and deal with situation they can just sleep there safely, right?
 LiveFaust: @dog_of_myth  
 cyclopsboi: this is awesome
grander_pastures: Oliver just admires the Craft of it l
 JadedCynic: oh 
 JadedCynic: TWO
grander_pastures: LETS FUCKING GOOOO
 Alahmnat: oh boy
  LunarJade: heck of an after party
ghyllnox: Yooooooo let's rumble
 korvys: "Where you see Theo... in the throws of passion"
 Nigouki: time for car ramming
SaxPython: 
Oscelot: AaaaaAAAAaaaaa
 JadedCynic: lemme guess, was this a saturday night?  *cues up Elton John*
cavvdor: 
roastbeefsandwitch: thank God for Silas's instincts here,  being a coward would *not* have worked out well.
grander_pastures: FOUUUUUR
nekobun: LET'S GO
Oscelot: @roastbeefsandwitch agreed
nekobun: HWF
  unarmedoracle: doing all this while crammed into the optimistically named backseat of a viper
grander_pastures: HELL YEAH
  corianderd: the car was a convertable
 gualdhar: Cori?
 circusofkirkus: so potent
 JadedCynic: 
  TheGreenMonster450: holy fuck
 josh___something: "Rest of the night"
Metric_Furlong: @roastbeefsandwitch he's a good boy
 itira: 
 RurouniGeo: FINGER LASERS
Oscelot: @unarmedoracle *snerk*
 DirectorStephanie: 
ghyllnox: Damn
SaxPython:   
PadawanTK16: GOD DAMN
grander_pastures: POTENCY OF FOURRRR
Oscelot: Daaaaaaaaaang
grander_pastures: WE ARE HAULING ASS
nekobun: SILAS' BADASS REVENGE
 Laurence72: Silas just wanted everyone else to be there to see how awesome he is, it seems
ghyllnox: Silas just eating bullets for breakfast
grander_pastures: GEY FUCKED FIREMAN
 Alahmnat: sleepover at the observatory, lads!
roastbeefsandwitch: @unarmedoracle I wonder where Oliver is sitting there? Politely crammed into non-existent backset?
Oscelot: Oh gods the books
 mercano82: Green flame!
 BusTed: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Green Flame!
 terribleplan: GREEN FLAME!
 itira: green game!
  amative1: GREEN FLAME
 jacqui_lantern234: not the books!!!!!
 DirectorStephanie: not the books!!!
 itira: flame* ... D:
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GracefulBeautifulHabaneroRaccAttack-2h7q6_dXm9PLjHyA
 HorusFive: 
Oscelot: wooof
roastbeefsandwitch: Do NOT HARM Theo, he's too scholarly and charming and great to go down!
denu55: damn
ghyllnox: Wizard battle!
grander_pastures: The fact that Theo is holding them off is SUCH A FEAT
  Sarah_Serinde: badass
 jacqui_lantern234: wizard duel!!!
Oscelot: oh my gods
 korvys: Oh, can Theo do that thing that Cam was joking about in season 1? The fire powers
 DirectorStephanie: Damien nooo
 type_variable: so cori if we could just crit on the first attack again
 JadedCynic: Welp, Cam DID express some interest in MtA - we got ONE scene...
 HorusFive: Shame about Damien
nekobun: Damien got pulled over, ACAB
ghyllnox: Oliver does have that leg spike
phoenixfeather14: Oliver, get the stake!
Oscelot: we have so many stakes
 type_variable: baby knife!
grander_pastures: Vancouver Wizard Game, ya basterds
 JadedCynic: stakes can be thrown?
grander_pastures: LEG STAKE
 JadedCynic: *cowers*
 PharaohBender27: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: A light dappling of fire
 Diabore: sounds like a lot of fire
ghyllnox: Lightly on fire
 Alahmnat: a small dusting of fire
 HorusFive: LIghtly on fire 
 fracassio: GARLIC GUN
 A_Dub888: a little on fire, as a "treat"
 mercano82: that’s a lot of green flame.
 Alahmnat: for the Vibes
 Vilun: aw, I wanted to see Jordan smash Walter like a linebacker
nekobun: cozily toasty
DaxStrife: "What's the state of the room?" "Lightly toasted."
ghyllnox: Everything is Fine
 itira: it was funny
Metalhat: Silas magical power up!
 SmithKurosaki: siiiick
Alice Quintanilla: i hope he casts fireball.
 Simriel: He cast Fireball
 DirectorStephanie: YES
 HorusFive: It was ALSO funny
  Juliamon: YES ADAM
 circusofkirkus: LOL
Oscelot: Let's GO Adam!
grander_pastures: HELL YEAH
Astramentha:      
 gualdhar: Oh baby this gonna be good
 BusTed: 
 A_Dub888: @fracassio *in Vegeta's voice* FIIRRRRRREEEEE
 HorusFive: Hell YES Oliver!
cavvdor: Go Oliver!
 Diabore: "i assumed you had it the- hold the fuck on"
denu55: oh boy
 JadedCynic: Oliver learned from League - control the adds first
 jacqui_lantern234: go oliver go!
  LunarJade: so much fire… be a shame if anyone got burnt
SaxPython:   
denu55: oh no
 TheAwkes: Stake Invader, the hot new Kindred punk band.
Oscelot: Blood benders!
cavvdor: Yesss Silas
 Alahmnat: ooh, bloodbending
 LiveFaust: Steak Invada
grander_pastures: Steak Invada is what Vaders Favorite Meal
 korvys: Anyone else picturing Big Van Vader?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 JadedCynic: Silas:  "This is so COOOOOL!"
NimrodXIV: get slappin
ghyllnox: Bonk
nekobun: throw a rock at him
nekobun: it was a big rock
 DirectorStephanie: oooh. Power slap from Jessica
PadawanTK16: My favorite steakhouse arcade game: Steak Invedas
 spethycakes: alcohol + flame = good idea
 HorusFive: Toreador gambit- make yourself the target
 DirectorStephanie: Both? Both? Both. Both is good.
 Dog_of_Myth: Always double tap
grander_pastures: If you wanna.make sure something happens is for BOTH
 WiJohn: Social combat was nice, but now it's time for guns!
Metric_Furlong: we've had social combat, now it's Combat Combat
 korvys: Fire abounds
 Alahmnat: when the DM says "there's no such thing as overkill" things might be about to go down
 Laurence72: Please no cliffhanger, please no cliffhanger please please please!
 JadedCynic: fire bad, blood pity
 LiveFaust: FIRE BAAAD!
dm818: I feel like jessica is about to leave
 gualdhar: Is this a long one? I'm half expecting thr TBD before combat starts
  LunarJade: lightly on fire? I mean yeah all fire is light
Oscelot: @Metric_Furlong We've had first combat, yes... but what about second combatses?
DaxStrife: "Raw shark?"
grander_pastures: Damn, that glasses adjustment was so slick Jacob
 DirectorStephanie:  chat, we need supporting fire
Astramentha: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
ghyllnox: Running screaming out the door, into the sun, running screaming back in, seeing the fire, running screaming out the door...
Oscelot: @Alahmnat Yeeeeeah
 Sheikun07: This will either go amazingly or horribly and there's no middle ground
 A_Dub888: what happens when a vampire gets shot in the head (I'm assuming the brain's doing something despite them being dead)?
 cyclopsboi: standard Tremere after party
 josh___something: @Laurence72 Dang it, I just looked at the time
 JadedCynic: rott-shrek   German for "red fear"
nekobun: would you rather fight one fire sized child or 20 child sized fires
  amative1: 🔥
 Pheonix888: Ruh roh
 jdr_42: grünschreck
Astramentha:   
 LiveFaust:  Rotshrek, baby!
ghyllnox: @A_Dub888 No head, no vamp
 JadedCynic: @A_Dub888 a momentary distraction, really
Oscelot: @ghyllnox Sun is still about 40 minutes away thankfully, unless I missed something
ghyllnox: @Oscelot Nah I just think it'd be funny
Oscelot: @ghyllnox ahhh
 Diabore: no messy crit? thats no fun
Oscelot: "can I use--" "PLEASE."
 Alahmnat: everything. roll everything.
 A_Dub888: @Diabore Jacob used them up at the party
 JadedCynic: I'm assuming they're not carrying a large-caliber weapon that can decapitate with one shot; a 9mm to the head would just be superficial damage
 MacbethSeemsSus: Now is the time to blow your cooldowns.
Oscelot: @JadedCynic It'd force him to drop at least some concentration at least
 TheAwkes: Stacking super ain't nothing.
 JadedCynic: @Oscelot exactly
 Diabore: THERE IT IS
  LunarJade:  
 BusTed: yesssss
NimrodXIV: naturally
 KaleidoscopeMind: YES
 JadedCynic: YES!!!!!
Metric_Furlong: yay!
 NotCainNorAbel: yeSS!!!!
 Sheikun07: hell yeah brother
 gualdhar: WOOOOOOO
 RurouniGeo: jesus christ
 itira: ooooo
 Laurence72: 
 type_variable: YESS
 josh___something: YESSSS
grander_pastures: HERE WE GOOOOOO
 spethycakes: 
 circusofkirkus: storyteller
 DirectorStephanie: AH
nekobun: YEAH BOIIIIIIII
 jacqui_lantern234: OLIVER YES
noSmokeFire: 
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 cyclopsboi: YES
 Diabore: THANK YOU ADAM
 MrSarkhan: YES!
ghyllnox: Good boy Ollie
 JadedCynic: 
 cyclopsboi: oliver!
 HorusFive:  
 Alahmnat: hoowee
  Juliamon: Oliver is SO GOOD at this
Oscelot: There we go XD
Ignatiuspants: yeah! messy crit!
 korvys: Said with the tone of "Teach, I made a mess"
 gualdhar: GOD DAMN ADAM I LOVE THIS
cavvdor: Fffffhhhh
lochnessseammonster:   
 one_last_time_: Skull crusher the sequel?
 josh___something: Keeping the messy crit average up
  unarmedoracle: me, waiting to tell the gm i rolled a messy crit
Astramentha:     
 Jakelope13: Yes Messy Crit! At an Important Moment too!
 korvys: *teacher
 JadedCynic: Storyteller: 3  Players: 1
 Laurence72: Quad Messy crits for the night!!
 type_variable:  
PadawanTK16: stake goes through their dome?
DaxStrife: Bang Bang Fire!
Oscelot: @korvys Yeah XD
cavvdor: They shot the ground bang bang
Simbionis: Veda is FUCKED
 LiveFaust: "Storyteller..." Adam like "Mommy... I made poopy..."
kynelwynn: Classic!
nekobun: 
NimrodXIV: Oliver's stake is going the way of that scene in Dracula Dead and Loving it
 josh___something: Veda is...
 terribleplan: Two World Wars!
 JadedCynic: oh wow
DaxStrife: Stoppin' powah
 JadedCynic: yeah
Oscelot: Dang
  Juliamon: josh___something Veda *was*
grander_pastures: POINT BLANK RANGE
Lysander_salamander: ah a .45 caliber
 Alahmnat: I'm kind of amused that increased blood potency makes bullets sharper
 DirectorStephanie: Veda got invaded.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbstruseConsiderateGullSaltBae-xN6pDL3gUh3ZeX4m
 Jakelope13: That's going Right through the skull, isn't it?
 PhorrestGaze: big gun good
 HorusFive: Took off most of their face
nekobun: well the other half of their face
 TheAwkes: Instant molotov.
ghyllnox: The fanciest Molotov
Oscelot: *gets out calculator*
grander_pastures: Hell yeah AGG DAMN
 JacobBurgessVO: @Alahmnat Better shot, not sharper bullets
cavvdor: Only the most extra Molotov from a Toreador
 korvys: Gotta love Silas like, DBZ powering up... and then just pulls out a gun and blows someone away
 JadedCynic: I'd assumed 'pocket guns' like .22 or .38s  but  a .45 acp is a big annoying hole
  LunarJade: whenever you have a problem throw a Molotov. then you can have a different problem
nekobun: classic wizard move, cast gun
grander_pastures: We are wielding the books like hammers here guys and gals
  unarmedoracle: waste of good scotch
SeleniumSulfide: 1 + 2 + 1 + 1
Alice Quintanilla: Silas casts Gun
 Simriel: Oliver fully Van Helsings her
 itira: 
 type_variable: @LunarJade a good place enjoyer
ghyllnox: @LunarJade The different problem is usually fire
Oscelot: @LunarJade I need to crosstitch this...
 LiveFaust: We're really at "SO THEN I START BLASTIN'."
Ignatiuspants: @LunarJade I hope to live by this wisdom every day from now on
 DirectorStephanie: 
  LunarJade: @type_variable absolutely love that show
 circusofkirkus: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Oscelot: *cackle*
 WiJohn: Skullcrucher's in town boys
 xantos69: Oliver might get hungry.
 Strebenherz: oliver messy crit tyndall
grander_pastures: Oliver Stakes Himself
 BusTed: 
 itira: ham hammer
 JadedCynic: every boss Jacob throws up...folds in ONE ROUND
 fracassio: veda gonna get deebobblerized
 HorusFive: "Why must all my antagonists get dumpstered?!" cries Jacob AGAIN
 spethycakes:  
 DirectorStephanie: 
 A_Dub888: Oliver "Ham Hand" Tyndall
kynelwynn: @JadedCynic The DM curse.
 Alahmnat: their head may or may not pop off
 BusTed: Little overzealous
 JacobBurgessVO: I just want one good villain monologue
Oscelot: Vampire mitten!
 BusTed: haha
denu55: lol
grander_pastures: We are WIELDING VADA
 type_variable: @JacobBurgessVO that sounds like something a villain would say
 JadedCynic: "Ew, I got a Tremere on me!" 
Oscelot: @JacobBurgessVO *pat pat*
 Nigouki: @JacobBurgessVO maybe next season :V
 Jakelope13: Hit the boss with the minion!
 JacobBurgessVO: Well,. antagonist
kynelwynn: @JacobBurgessVO My PCs would shoot the villain when they began to monologue.
 A_Dub888: Silas was shooting at Veda right? Oliver gets shot?
 xantos69: @JacobBurgessVO My D&D group has never once let me finish the box text on the main bad guy.
  LunarJade: @jacobburgessvo they might need to write their monologues down for us to find later
 xantos69: @xantos69 Once they killed him in his sleep!
Ignatiuspants: (if I were at the table I'd be like) ...Oliver accidentally absorbs that vampire's soul
 BusTed: Yeah, journaling
 Laurence72: A bad time for a teacher is being forced to watch over detention stidents
ghyllnox: Oliver becomes less willing to stake people?
Oscelot: @xantos69 Amazing
 JacobBurgessVO: @LunarJade Good ol' audio logs
 korvys: @JacobBurgessVO [Skip dialogue]
 JadedCynic: @LunarJade boss dusts, and a handful of cue cards fall to the ground...
ghyllnox: @xantos69 Good! They've learned not to let them monologue
 type_variable: crusher of skulls
 korvys: The coterie are the "mashes B to skip the cutscene" type, apparently
  LunarJade: @jadedcynic 😂
PadawanTK16: stake becomes a club
 Laurence72: Went into the heart from the top, instead of the back
SeleniumSulfide: GREEN FLAME
Metric_Furlong: with one of the Reverends Brothers Sweetwaters
 HorusFive: Wonder what Oliver's Convictions are
 WiJohn: Skullcrusher!
Oscelot: @SeleniumSulfide *snerk*
 Sheikun07: Oliver is 2/2
 BusTed: 
grander_pastures: NOOO, but also YAAAAAAY
 DirectorStephanie: 
 JadedCynic: "This doesn't make any sense - I think they got shuffled around.  Why didn't they NUMBER their cards?!?" 
 JacobBurgessVO: I'd settle for a good antagonist line
 LiveFaust: Booray!
 KaleidoscopeMind: teehee swallowing beasts
ghyllnox: Skullcrusher is now a very good title for Oliver
 WiJohn: Coterie gonna keep that don't mess with rep
Astramentha: Poor Jacob XD
 josh___something: Y E E T
nekobun: aw man that's gonna be rough to replace
 JadedCynic: wait, the WHOLE globe?  dayum
 Vilun: how many kills does Oliver have in terms of generations lower than him?
  amative1: green flame
Oscelot: And now he's wreathed in a spiral of flame AND alcohol \o/
Metric_Furlong: @Vilun 2 now
SeleniumSulfide: @Oscelot I've seen Big Trouble in Little China too many times to not show that every single time
 terribleplan: Green Flame!
SeleniumSulfide: GREEN FLAME
ghyllnox: Can't kindred drink wine?
 BusTed: 
grander_pastures: Mary is probably really Pissed about Oliver continually killing her Really Important Puppets
 JadedCynic: @ghyllnox not normally, 'it tastes like ash'
 HorusFive: @ghyllnox up to a certain point (based on humanity in V5)
ghyllnox: @grander_pastures She likes him though :>
 BusTed: dang
 RurouniGeo: Unreal Tournament voice:  "HEAD SHOT!" 
 type_variable: Mary trying to recruit Oliver because hes running a infinite KDA
iarethel0ser: Oliver has a brand.
 josh___something: Veda was
 JadedCynic: Mary keeps enjoying this, I'd say...
 LiveFaust: Pink mist.
Astramentha: 
grander_pastures: @ghyllnox ever heard of Toxic Love?
ghyllnox: Need someone dead? Call the substitute shop teacher Catiff
 neisan2112: Time is a Flat Circle
 Jakelope13: Oliver "Skull Crusher" Tindall
Oscelot: Ooo good word
 TheAwkes: If you're going to call them "really important puppets" you've got to be prepared for them to RIP.
nekobun: shinkuu hadouken
 gibbousm:  
ghyllnox: Spiral!
OVERKiLL!: 🔥Green Flame🔥
 neisan2112: Oh spirals? It is True Detective
  LunarJade: …….
Metric_Furlong: incoming messy crit 
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: Nuuuuuuu
 Strebenherz: oh no
 type_variable: NO
 Twilight_Spark: Scripted! 
 Nigouki: nooooooo
 type_variable: nooo
 JadedCynic: @TheAwkes Mary knows EXACTLY when she's doing when get gives them their titles 
Oscelot: *eats the dice*
grander_pastures: Mary and the Really Important Puppets, other than Chancys and the Monster
kynelwynn: welp
 HorusFive: A burnt spiral- like one might dance upon......
cavvdor: Ghuhh
 LiveFaust: Ah, the Wyrm.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Oscelot: Whew
 type_variable: WOOOHOOO
 Laurence72: WHEW
grander_pastures: THREEEEEE
 Alahmnat: WHEW
Oscelot: Thank the gods
  Sarah_Serinde: oof
 DiscordianTokkan: Oof
ghyllnox: Oh thank goodness
grander_pastures: THEO IS FUCKED
grander_pastures: BUT ALIVE
 jacqui_lantern234: *loud sigh*
cavvdor: Oh no
Astramentha: 
roastbeefsandwitch: Not my beautiful Greek man!
nekobun: pop him like a zit let's go
 JadedCynic: heavy curtain - wrap up theo
Oscelot: Fuck Walter, Theo is best.
ghyllnox: Veda would have been the one to keep alive
Metric_Furlong: and there is something about Mary
 JadedCynic: maybe
 BusTed: 
 HorusFive: All Tremere are expendable
  LunarJade: yeah we know a neck romancer
 definenull: Looking at the chat history, I'm guessing it isn't a great idea to jump into this in media res?
 RurouniGeo: LOLLL
 neisan2112: Ohhhhhh
 Strebenherz: That is A LINE
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 josh___something: Oh right
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 korvys: Neck-romantic
 neisan2112: Hmmmm
 PharaohBender27: 
 gualdhar: A neck romancer?
 Nigouki: lmao
cavvdor: Ha!
 Jakelope13: Just because he's dead, doesn't mean he can't squeal!
 gibbousm: Its not a bad idea per se
 LiveFaust: Necromantic.
 BusTed: @LunarJade 
nekobun: ghost basement, fave party member
Metric_Furlong: @definenull correct!
 DirectorStephanie:  a wee reminder
 HorusFive: Is it Oliver?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Oscelot: @definenull We're in the middle of a climactic battle
 DeM0nFiRe: Like right now while the fight is happening? Come one Jessica, focus!
Astramentha: yesssssssssss
 Revenant77x: a Necromance
cavvdor: Ah, Giovanni
 JadedCynic: but maybe Veda didn't know anything about Mary DIRECTLY, but second hand through her boss
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
  Sarah_Serinde: 
grander_pastures: Smooching that Necks Romance
 DirectorStephanie: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: CAM
 JadedCynic: 
 JadedCynic: 
 jacqui_lantern234: CAMERON
 spethycakes: 
Oscelot: lol Cam
grander_pastures: CAM IS IN TOXIC YAOI
 fracassio: they were being tsundere
 HorusFive: [They did not]
 definenull: Alright I'll see yall in the discord thread then, off to the VOD I go!
Astramentha: 
 LiveFaust: The baddest Bad Romance.
Oscelot: o/ @definenull
ghyllnox: They haven't bloodwalked Oliver, they haven't followed up on the agents in the Princess Auto, and they haven't summoned Sweetwater's spirit, so we can put this on the list
 josh___something: Charred remains of a walter
DaxStrife: Oh I just noticed Jacob's shirt. Very nice.
 Sheikun07: Farewell, Walter
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sheikun07 FareWalter, surely
grander_pastures: Bye.bye Walt
Oscelot: oh woah
Lysander_salamander: ouch
 korvys: 
grander_pastures: WHAAAAT
nekobun: crispy fries
ghyllnox: Oooooof
 jacqui_lantern234: OH NO
grander_pastures: Boiled from the INSIDE
 Sheikun07: Blood magic is absolutely terrifying
 HorusFive: Path of Flames a biach
 josh___something: That's a FUCKED up called shot
Astramentha:    
letsbelgo: he ate a sunn
Oscelot: Holy heck
Lysander_salamander: like a pickle
kynelwynn: Path of Flame!
 terribleplan: Uhh
 PharaohBender27: 
 spethycakes: don't mess with Theo
 JadedCynic: Theo: "Burning me outside-in?  AMATEUR!"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Yeah it's bad whenever you see the magic smoke.
 Alahmnat: what a great time to have the pizza guy call, lol
 JadedCynic: @MacbethSeemsSus "Don't breath that"
Oscelot: @MacbethSeemsSus When you see the magic smoke, it doesn't work any more
 jacqui_lantern234: note to sell: DO NOT, and i repeat, DO! NOT! fuck with Theo
Ignatiuspants: Walter Rammstein dies the most metal of deaths
Oscelot: oh no @Alahmnat
 circusofkirkus: wow that was hot, theo
 LiveFaust: Green Flame, Blue Smoke
nekobun: spicy dot wav
 HorusFive: @jacqui_lantern234 I mean- now is probably the perfect time.  He's weak and without friends
 DirectorStephanie: Now to help the hot Greek Zaddy!
Oscelot: @DirectorStephanie We have to make him less hot!
 Laurence72: Silas could take over right here! 
 JadedCynic: I would think a chantry has lots of fire extinguishers and fire blankets etc
Oscelot: Thank goodness
 DirectorStephanie: oh gosh.
 JadedCynic: @Laurence72 Silas already HAS a chantry in Victoria (foundation pending)
 HorusFive: @Laurence72 Yes- it was all him.  I'm the only witness.  And I'm taking over
noSmokeFire: hosing down the primogen with a fire extinguisher   
 DirectorStephanie: OH NO
Metric_Furlong: Silas saved his dad!
nekobun: sup
Oscelot: Damien omg
 JadedCynic: Theo's gonna be convalescing
grander_pastures: DAMMIT DAMIEN
ghyllnox: I'd imagine kindred couteries have more than the required amount of fire extinguishers
 JadedCynic: YEAH
 jacqui_lantern234: omg damien!
Oscelot: Oooo
Oscelot: LOL
 BusTed: hah
Lysander_salamander: dang
 PharaohBender27: 
 Strebenherz: pffffffffffffffft
 type_variable: backups here
 JadedCynic: @ghyllnox Especially the Tremere who muck with magic
grander_pastures: NOOOOO
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
 Sheikun07: That is such a good place to end it
Oscelot: amazing
ghyllnox: He's late, but he brought heat, so partial credit I suppose
 DirectorStephanie: Long Live Theo Adonis!
 jacqui_lantern234: JACOB
Lysander_salamander: sleepover at the chantry
cavvdor: AMAZING
 fracassio: what a session
PadawanTK16: "What do I need to do?" "Show up earlier"
 JadedCynic: CHEF KISS dot GIF
 terribleplan: Show up 5 minutes earlier, is what you needed to do
Metric_Furlong: were there?!
 Vilun: "what do we need to do?" "learn to drive faster!"
 jdr_42:   
Oscelot: *passes out*
 Strebenherz: this is just that fire meme from community but with vampires isn't it
 Terr0rc0tta: we all give blood to Theo
 jacqui_lantern234: "4 and Theo DIES"
lochnessseammonster: 
darrin: yeet
 Simriel: Oliver has staked the vampire
 Simriel: The vampire Became Staked
Skyarrow: staked lenght wise
 Simriel: Wait a SPIRAL?
OVERKiLL!: :face-orange-biting-nails:
 SmithKurosaki: thats what he said
Ignatius Husky: Aren't all vampires Neck-Romancers?
 Simriel: Silas is 1000% a bottom
 SmithKurosaki: @Ignatius Husky You get an xp point
OVERKiLL!: 🏆🎖 @Ignatius Husky
KeytarCat: [close up on Silas] ""[keyboard smash]"
 ContingentCat: we didn't start the fire!
 itira: 
 PharaohBender27: 369
 Laurence72: I think they MIGHT be allowed to spend the night at the chantry tonight
 Kramburger: Fetch the chancela
 JadedCynic: dangit; I forgot to suggest "Holding Out For a Hero" on the car radio during the drive to Theo! 
 HorusFive: Normally they would be in trouble for breaking into the Tremere Chantry (except Silas)
roastbeefsandwitch: ooh, Silas gets to nominate a new candidate for a Childe of Theo to populate the chandry!
nekobun: it's a skull off
 paulthemapguy: Pachycephalosaurus has entered the chat
 Strebenherz: 100
 JadedCynic: The Whole Coterie gets the name "The Skull Crushers"
Metric_Furlong: Oliver 'The Skullcrusher" Tyndale
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nekobun: oliver "skullomania" tyndall
 HorusFive: Jo and Oliver going the Goku/Vegeta route
grander_pastures: Skullcrushhhaaaaaa
 jacqui_lantern234: @HorusFive im here for it
 serramarkov: Well played, players!
Oscelot: 100 Holy. Shit.
 type_variable: +reputation
 DirectorStephanie:   
 BusTed: 
 Revenant77x: Oliver "Blunt Force Trauma" Tyndall
grander_pastures: WE ARE GETTING SOME.BOONS
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 JadedCynic: out-talk the politicians, and out fight the magi
nekobun: Team FSU
  corianderd: @HorusFive which is which?
 terribleplan: I'm not sure. This city might be theirs now.
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 jacqui_lantern234: @grander_pastures AT LEAST a major boon from Theo
grander_pastures: GLORIOUS WORK YALL
dm818: Life boons for everyone!
grander_pastures: @jacqui_lantern234 At least
 JadedCynic: well, you're spending the day in the chantry?
nekobun: You managed to FIT 4 PEOPLE IN A 94 VIPER
Oscelot: *claps*
 Strebenherz: *mario kart music intensifies*
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Astramentha:   
  Simriel: I reckon Walter was on his way to gank theo, and Silas' warning gave him the moment
Metric_Furlong: we would always save Ted!
 DirectorStephanie:   
 type_variable: and were going to snitch to masque
 Vilun: corrupted vampire murdered in under 30 minutes or it's free
grander_pastures: I think this was an unvarnished SUCCESS
 jacqui_lantern234: @grander_pastures theo voice: "literally anything you desire forever, within most reason"
Oscelot: @nekobun rofl
 itira: ooooOOOoooo
 PharaohBender27: Calling it: This is the halfway point of this season
nekobun: @Strebenherz shoulda warned Walter it's the road you go when you die
  Simriel: Oh THeo is gonna be ride or die for this coterie now right?
 gibbousm: I nominate Oliver for Sheriff
 Lobo_Apache: Remember in session zero how Jacob talked about "superheroes with fangs"? I know that wasn't the intent, but wow this group really shines that way
 Dog_of_Myth:    
WardsarTheWriter: Tonight was damn wild... holy hell.
 Laurence72: This was an AWESOME session
 Strebenherz: It was NOT boring
 jacqui_lantern234: @gibbousm 2nded!!!
cavvdor: I'm tearing up here
Metric_Furlong: @Simriel well chat's already ride or die for him, tbf
nekobun: Oliver for Harpy
 JadedCynic: they started the night getting congratulated for their heroism...and ended it DOING MORE HEROISM
 paulthemapguy: You love to see a DM who wants his players to feel accomplished 
 Strebenherz: Also your games ain't boring jacob, they're a hell of a ride
grander_pastures: THESE GUYS ARE ONLY FALLING UP
nekobun: Trendsetter Tyndall, let's see some Flannylisium
 josh___something: "Us"
grander_pastures: Silas was just A Really Good Boy and people were jelly about it
 Terr0rc0tta: This went so well, I can’t wait to see what happens that makes this the last chronicle with these characters
 HorusFive: 'What do you mean US?" -Jessica
 jacqui_lantern234:  this banter is peak
  corianderd: could
 NovahTalAura: @jacobburgessvo You did such a good job with building the social combat, never bored 
WardsarTheWriter: Sorry for offending you sirs, please take the business cards of me and all my associates.
grander_pastures: "If you're gonna kill me, at least know my allies!!!"
Oscelot:     
 DeM0nFiRe: Tune in next week when the coterie decide to go to disney!
 jacqui_lantern234: @corianderd would* ....... will*
 DirectorStephanie:    
 WiJohn:   
 corpocracy: Man, this finale is great
NimrodXIV: 
 gsyhiap: 
 BusTed: High praise from any game runner
 Vilun: so, season 4 then?
 itira:   
 josh___something: I'm gonna be so fuckin sad when this season ends
 type_variable: probably 2 episodes left
 lirazel64: Last??
Astramentha: 💙💙💙💙💙💙
 spethycakes:   
 sheqesi: Best. Headache. Ever!!!
ghyllnox: I'm genuinely surprised to hear Jacob *built* that social combat structure
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cavvdor:   
grander_pastures: VUNDABAR
 xantos69: I only want to see more of this.  Content We Crave
Ignatiuspants: this sounds like it's coming to an end...
 TheAwkes: Not a Drop to Grink
 jacqui_lantern234: @Vilun no, sadly, i dont think
 RurouniGeo: @Vilun I don't think the threats are gonna last another season at this rate lol
 DirectorStephanie: Thank you our fang gang!
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - 
 JadedCynic: 
 Laurence72: I mean, how could a season 4 top THIS level of awesome?
  amative1: v-v
 LiveFaust: "I hope you keep it up (threatening)."
 JadedCynic: thank you all SO MUCH
NimrodXIV: I will be so sad when this campaign is over
ghyllnox: Thank you all!
Riandisa: Thanks for another amazing episode, all
 corpocracy: v-v
 DeM0nFiRe:   
 BusTed: blah
Oscelot: Amazinf.
 ContingentCat: v---v
 Nigouki: Thank you for the excellent show!
 cyclopsboi: now i am said i missed heathers beginning because the finale joke would have hit SO hard tonight
 serramarkov: @DeM0nFiRe Lol! O, wait for mayhem or 'cause they won?
 josh___something: This is so fitting as a final season, tbh
 JadedCynic: HOLY MOLY
 DirectorStephanie: Holy moly what a damn night!
Astramentha: V-V
 Strebenherz: amazing goblin'ing
  corianderd: ahem kindred
PadawanTK16: @Laurence72 that sounds like a challenge
 ghost_user_1984: But to think, we can convince Jacob to run Mage!
 AriaHibiki: ty for another wonderful session 
 Vilun: @RurouniGeo by threats, you mean the party, right?
 Twilight_Spark: 3-bluh-3
 itira: Excellent 
 gualdhar: We need more messy crits
Ignatiuspants: that was quite the series finale!
noSmokeFire: I can't believe you lied about there ONLY being three messy crits 
 jacqui_lantern234: hai heather!!! 
 lirazel64: 100 100 100
 LiveFaust: No, KINDRED.
 spethycakes: That was fantastic!
 MrSarkhan:  
ghyllnox: Not goblins, *kindred*
  Seabats: ggs ggs
WardsarTheWriter: Oh thank god.
 DirectorStephanie: Thank you Jacob! Thank you to our players! Thank you chat!
 terribleplan: Great finale
 WiJohn: Lovely
Metric_Furlong: no Heather, it's vampires. Goblins would be a changeling thing 
cavvdor: Daaaaang
 gsyhiap: That was great!
 Frankenstain:   
 Sheikun07: The messy crits returned!
Oscelot: mazing.
 TheMinionGM: Amazing
DaxStrife: That last half was NUTS.
nekobun: better a goblin than a gobblin', diablerie is frowned upon
cavvdor: That was so good
grander_pastures: Holy Moly, Holy Moly, Holy Moly
 jacqui_lantern234: ALWAYS i enjoy these episodes
WardsarTheWriter: This stream succeeded at a cost.
 josh___something: and yet no Best failure yet
 gualdhar: ALL the messy crits
 spethycakes: Jacob got caught up on the messy crit quota in one session
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProductiveSucculentNarwhalRickroll-imwFc6NBpZeQGFM2
 JacobBurgessVO: GAVE?!
  Sarah_Serinde: (chat if you want a spoiler on whether a given episode is the last episode or not, you can go check the schedule)
 NovahTalAura:  :clap
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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 itira: i was locked in
  Sarah_Serinde: !store
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grander_pastures: God, that was a wonderful WONDERFUL sessh
 jacqui_lantern234: @JacobBurgessVO yes 
  unarmedoracle: it's just weird there was so much incidental fire i wonder how that got there
 JadedCynic: so, season 4 (unchronicled) has Theo recovered and hosting the "Skull Crusher" coterie for saving his (un)life
 ContingentCat: Lol need more kissing Monica
 HorusFive: I really want somebody to show Adam the Were-shark material after this is all done
  Simriel: This was a spectacular session. RPG sessions like this always feel so good to play
Oscelot: hehehe
 JacobBurgessVO: TAKE THEM BACK!
denu55: lol
 JadedCynic: LRR engages in dice magic: CONFIRMED
 BusTed: 
  Sarah_Serinde: youtube.com/lrrtt
  corianderd: note to self: shouldn't read chat
 jacqui_lantern234: @JacobBurgessVO BUT THEY WERE A GIFT
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahah
 Sheikun07: They can't, Jacob.  They're yours now.
cavvdor: Diceomancy
Jasper: That went so well!
Jasper: So far
Metalhat: that was great!
 Simriel: He realised he had been made and went to kill Theo didn't he
 SmithKurosaki: probably
Jasper: Oliver pulling. Gulliver on her skull
Jasper: *Gallagher not Gulliver
 SmithKurosaki: This is the van euivalent
Metalhat: Definitely the scanners bit
Metalhat: hopefully the tarp budget allowed for it
Tresson: I literally choked on water when they said give us another address
OVERKiLL!: VvV🩸🩸VvV
Jasper: Getting the after game glows
emanym: Great job, Players .
Alice Quintanilla: VvV VvV
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JadedCynic: 
 Brozard: They're a part of you
 ContingentCat: !homestreams
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WardsarTheWriter: Those dice have been microwaved.
 Mazrae: sorry Jacob no take backies
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 gualdhar: Can't believe Jacob would give a gift back
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  Simriel: @JacobBurgessVO Walter was on his way to kill Theo right? That Sigil seemed preprepped
 Dog_of_Myth: No take backs. All dice rolls are final
 NovahTalAura: @jacobburgessvo they’re a gift! you cannot turn it away~
 type_variable: theres an episode 9 of this on the schedule interesting
 DirectorStephanie: Thank you mods 
 korvys: @unarmedoracle For no reason, what was that old vampire tremere thing you joked about in season 1 - the fire powers?
Oscelot: So inconsiderate
 Vilun: yea Jacob, if you don't want them, just regift them
 HorusFive: 130
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Metric_Furlong: some minecraft nonsense
 DirectorStephanie: They'll have a gay ol' time?
  unarmedoracle: Game's good
 korvys: Oh, Lure of Flames
  Simriel: I do not Like Find Frankie
 BusTed: unsettling
  Simriel: No one does
 DirectorStephanie: judging from that picture: NOPE
 type_variable: needs a leash
 Dog_of_Myth: 500 For more Jacob messy crits
 Strebenherz: like the hornerhole, another cursed decoration
 LiveFaust: Return him to nature.
Oscelot: I hope they do so we can stop seeing it
 NotCainNorAbel: what if Frankie is the one without teeth
 terribleplan: @type_variable It's on the schedule the week after as well, but it has no description
 HorusFive: Yeah- that- that's the were-shark thing I was talking about for Adam
  Simriel: I would like to travel to a different nation to where Frankie is located
 ContingentCat: what if the real frankie was the friends we made along the way
 gualdhar: Oh Jacob, how was PAX?
 NovahTalAura: Snark time for the game awards
 RurouniGeo: yay fists and knees!
 Alahmnat: Wake Up and Punch Someone
WardsarTheWriter: Glad we'll be able to watch our mandated gaming ad compilation.
  Simriel: You can't talk about knocking knees, Cameron is right there
 DirectorStephanie: @Alahmnat and wake up SUPER and punch someone
 HorusFive: Are awards news?
 Dog_of_Myth: Trailers for new games are news
  Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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 JacobBurgessVO: Night everyone! Glad you enjoyed it!
Oscelot: @DirectorStephanie I wake up grudgingly. Does that count?
 DirectorStephanie: There will be ~world~ premieres~~~~
 xantos69: News isn't always news
 spethycakes: a generous and broad catchall
Oscelot: *snerk*
 DirectorStephanie: @Oscelot I suppose!
 LiveFaust:  "Wake up and punch faith..."
 Nigouki: couch stream Game Awards!
DaxStrife: I didn't know there were Red Green MtG decks. What powers does duct tape give?
 type_variable: ITS ME
 NovahTalAura: Yeah kinda. stuff will happen at it
 ContingentCat: for various definitions of "news"
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 spethycakes:  THAT'S MY NAME
  corianderd: someone gifted me a sub earlier so it's not my name 
ghyllnox: @JacobBurgessVO o/
 HorusFive screams into void
 Lobo_Apache: Omg, my name mentioned <4
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 ProcyonFlynn: Number go Up!
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 LiveFaust: @oscelot : Begrudgingly Super
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 DirectorStephanie: the bits the bits the bits!
 ProcyonFlynn: Close Enough  
Oscelot: @LiveFaust Begrudgingly conscious 
 HorusFive: Good year
 DirectorStephanie: precisely!
WardsarTheWriter: Messy bits!
 WiJohn: 1 bit per messy crit bout
 NotCainNorAbel: mine were
 josh___something: It's true
Oscelot: Sure, you can have it for the crits
 DirectorStephanie: Thank you Heather for hosting!
 cyclopsboi: messy bits
lochnessseammonster: bits for crits!
Oscelot: Thanks for hosting Heather 
Riandisa: Thanks for hosting, Heather
kynelwynn: Hey!
 fracassio: Thanks for hosting, Heather!
  Sarah_Serinde:  lurkers
 DirectorStephanie:   
 spethycakes: 
 Strebenherz: Goodnight!
Oscelot: Hehehe
 BusTed: 
Metric_Furlong: bye Heather
 PharaohBender27: 
WardsarTheWriter: Good night, thanks for the great stream!
Oscelot: Nice, Heather
 HorusFive: bye
 Nigouki: Thank you! 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/  
 AriaHibiki: good night fangsters! cyall next week!
kynelwynn: G'night and Fangk you!
phoenixfeather14: Thanks for hosting, Heather!
 Pheonix888: Thank you crew
 Sheikun07: Thank you all for the wonderful stream.
 lirazel64: Thanks, you all.
Metric_Furlong: nope
 LiveFaust: The lurkers, the workers, the twerkers.
 josh___something: I'm glad we got to talk to TED
 JadedCynic: how's T-buck doin?
  Simriel: Is Ted gonna join Gilmore Girls?
 Sheikun07: I got my hair colored on Saturday!  For the first time in my 42 years of existence!
 spethycakes: Favorite GG episode: GO
kynelwynn: Wouldn't vampires watch "Killmore Girls"?
phoenixfeather14: Thanks to our players and storyteller for another awesome episode!!
  corianderd: youtube has recc'd me videos about how people let rory down
 jacqui_lantern234: im excited for next monday >:3
nekobun: see y'all week next
 serramarkov: Wow, awesome, I'm in awe.
ghyllnox: How's TBuck's small business?
 lamina5432: gnight
 cyclopsboi: cant wait for the tbuck gilmore girls rewatch podcast
 SquareDotCube: What should they announce a sequel to during TGAs?
 ContingentCat: I was thinking about starting gilmore girls again lol
Hawkwreak: Man that was amazing. I'm going to be sad when this is over
 HorusFive: @ghyllnox with troubling implications
 LiveFaust: SURELY in VTM, Gilmore Girls grants bonuses to fast banter.
 ContingentCat: yeah Dean sucks
 spethycakes: Everyone Rory dates is bad for one another with her
 mercano82: what does Jessica think of the Netflix revival of Gilmore Girls?
 Strebenherz: Rory makes interesting choices is like a main plot point, can't pull too hard on that thread or the show unravels
SaxPython: @SquareDotCube Tunic!
 Vilun: I'm looking forward to the coterie getting home and Knives being like, "So, how was Vancouver?"
 spethycakes: we are blessedly pre-revival in at least one world
 jacqui_lantern234: next week i get to go Poetry With Cori into the next episode of NaDtD, its gonna be great
ghyllnox: Did Oliver ever join them?
 JadedCynic: Speculatively - what WOULD Jess think of it...when it happens?
  corianderd: that's something you would work out with the storyteller
 Strebenherz: vampire power force someone to see visions of a show spoilers
 ContingentCat: Alturnatly immune to being spoiled because she already knows
phoenixfeather14: @jacqui_lantern234 Sounds like an awesome time!
 DeM0nFiRe: It would be very fuinny for jessica to keep having premonitions about how episodes of shows end but not the current episode, episodes like 3 years in the future
  corianderd: @Vilun how looking forward to?
 fracassio: pretty sure the gilmore girls revival is pre 2020
 LiveFaust: He hasn't had a chance, but he's promised.
ghyllnox: Oh, sorry, I thought this was a house of lies
 korvys: Does Jacob ever get a villain character that lasts more than 1 round?
 BusTed: G'night!
ghyllnox: Thanks Heather o/
 ContingentCat: Thanks Heather 
 spethycakes: Thank you, Heather!
Oscelot: Ah you blessed goobers. Goodnight, folks. See you next week
 NotCainNorAbel: Then Season 4 confirmed!
 PharaohBender27:  
 MrSarkhan:   
 LiveFaust: Not A Drop To Drink Season 3: Not The Last Episode season finale. 
 Vilun: @corianderd considering everything they have to tell him, quite a lot
ghyllnox: @Vilun Seems like they might be staying in Vancouver for a little bit longer than they're expecting, Theo will probably at least want to have a word with Silas and crew and there's not a lot of time until sunrise with the chantry on fire
ghyllnox: Turns out what Heather said was going to happen was true, there was a party, some travelling, and then a considerable amount of screaming
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