Talking Simulator | 1000xRESIST

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 TheMerricat: Chat, last stream of this I was rather fuzzy headed for external reasons, but... do we have any effing clue what's going on in this game yet?
  Juliamon: Kinda?
DideRobot: LRR: Part 2 of 1000xRESIST on Talking Sim! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113630656355345824
  Juliamon: It seems very much the sort of game where you slowly learn what's going on, but you do need to be paying attention
  Juliamon: so far we seem to know: the Allmother is not what she seems
  Juliamon: or possibly, she IS what she seems, and has convinced everyone that's good
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 TheMerricat: Slow response time, but thanks @Juliamon! 
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  Juliamon: either way, we were probably justified in killing her in the future, but there's still things needing clarity
 Decaped: Currently in the appetizer portion of the game. Barely into chapter 2, heh.
 iris_of_ether: You got there, Cam
 GasCityGaming: The whole every guy thinks about the roman empire but someone with too much money
 GhostValv: wow
 GasCityGaming: platinum
 niccus: it is a great* movie
TheAinMAP: 
 GasCityGaming: when you fist make a lot of money in D&D "Wow Platinum"
 iris_of_ether:   
 Brozard: Found guilty - sentence: eat ONE (1) penis
 GhostValv: so anyways Talking Simulator
noSmokeFire: some days you eat the penis, some days the penis eats you
 TheAwkes: Movies that hit different when you watch them young and again after 30: Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade
 iris_of_ether:  ?
 GhostValv: 
noSmokeFire: maybe it's like HunterXHunter and it's a silent X
 Decaped: Walls keep the wild things out.
 iris_of_ether: Help! My Resist Stat Is Maxed And Now I'm The Only One Alive with my Thirty Thousand Clones
 Brozard: They got crushed?
 TheAwkes: The button you press when a "problem" needs to be "removed."
 LordZarano: Oh and Fixer tried to get us to rebel and we narced on them
Laserbeaks_Fury: So despite all these being clones of the same person, everyone has a separate voice actor. I get why, the logistics of one person trying to act this whole game would be insnae.
 Decaped: I think it's both a practical and thematic choice.
 Decaped: It would also be impossible for the player to distinguish between characters
 Decaped: (what with the masks and all that)
 GasCityGaming: i do love this map style, something we had to make ourselves and it's represented in that way too. we didn't just 'find a map'
leebenningfield: I just bought this during the Steam sale after hearing some incredible praise for it.  I just hope it plays OK on Steamdeck.
 iris_of_ether: Totally sick worship
 niccus: @leebenningfield from what i've heard, there will be some bits where it chugs (especially in these town sections) but it should work
Laserbeaks_Fury: I read somewhere "Hekki" is a typo that happened during writing and they just kept it
Laserbeaks_Fury: because k is next to l and i is next to o
 iris_of_ether: Weren't the aliens red?
 Decaped: that converstaion associates blue with the sky
 TheDevil_Risen: howdy Cam and Cori, how art thoust doing?
 GhostValv: I mean... we've pondered the orb... can we ponder cube?
 LordZarano: @leebenningfield Seems mostly fine https://www.protondb.com/app/1675830?device=steamDeck
leebenningfield: cool
emmaInProgress: cool cool cool
 iris_of_ether: 
 Luminaire_p: *endless screaming*
 niccus: who wants a function reveal party
noSmokeFire: yoda: "hrm. a healer type, it is"
 xantos69: You ever get the feeling that most people are just making stuff up as they go?
Symphoneers: Moisturized, in my lane, operating my shell.
 TheMerricat: Phrenologist
 Decaped: The screaming removes the color
 Gekyouryuu: Hi, all. Off topic, missed dice friends last night, so just got done watching the vod earlier. Wild session, y'all rule
Symphoneers: It's an interesting space.
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh this game is long, I would expect like 10+ hours
 e_bloc: I'm gonna take my clone to the old town platform
 Decaped: I love just dicking around with a book
 niccus: designated grass-touching room
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 Decaped: Actors, amirite?
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 Myrr_NC99: Yay! Raid!
 AdzyandJaneComics: what in the Ender's Game Fanfiction is this?
  Juliamon: What if Ender was the only survivor and repopulated the universe by cloning himself
 accountmadeforants: I love the option to just leave right when she asks a question
 AdzyandJaneComics: it's some sort of mammal, big nose says bear, but without being able to see the teeth it could easily be a boar or cow.
 iris_of_ether:   
 accountmadeforants: The trees are antennae, clearly
 korvys: We found Lorna
noSmokeFire: yeah, this is a Lorna for  sure
 AdzyandJaneComics: Yeah this is just Lorna
 accountmadeforants: That bone was put there to test your faith in the Allmother
 AdzyandJaneComics: reminder, if you find a bone that does not belong to you and its original owner is nowhere to be found, just put it back. you don't want that smoke
 accountmadeforants: It's about family
 Darkpatriot: is this supposed to feel so robotic?
 accountmadeforants: @Darkpatriot Absolutely
  Juliamon: Darkpatriot yes, they're all clones
  Juliamon: and not terribly good ones
 Decaped: not robotic, guarded
 AdzyandJaneComics: line direction for this game: OK, now say it again but blander
 Decaped: intentioned
 AdzyandJaneComics: OK, I gotta go, see y'all later 
  Juliamon: that's kinda creepy, dad
noSmokeFire: stick it to your mortarboard
 TheMerricat: @juliamon He's not wrong though if you're kidding you want privacy you probably should learn how to close your doors.
 accountmadeforants: It's a clock if you're really good at counting and never stop counting
 TheMerricat: If you are a kid even
 Decaped: I love Secretary. They did such a good job making them
  Juliamon: I'd eat that
 accountmadeforants: Imprison the creatures, feed them, observe them, but do nothing else. This seems like a hobby for nobility, and is therefor sophisticated.
 BusTed: damn
 GhostValv: rude
 NorthstarTex: D: don't talk about whales like that
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 accountmadeforants: Honestly, I'd put those drawings on my wall, including the wall that's my background during meetings. Though they might assume I suddenly gestated a kid.
goatprince: oafs
 iris_of_ether: Absent minded
 BusTed: Whatever we do, we are that
 Darkpatriot: goldfish
 BusTed: can't argue with that
 virgil82: Ooh new castle!
 Decaped: "some other things"
chillmill1: You can see year in the bottom left
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 niccus: the parents' memory was 2019
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 NorthstarTex: praise the orange spheres
 accountmadeforants: Damn, another important plot thread that will never be resolved
 Decaped: Urgh, this section is so sad on a second play through.
 iris_of_ether: 
 BusTed: 🟠 
Pumadog95: hello
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 Decaped: voice direction is amazing here
 Decaped: I really want to know how many takes that Surprise took
 BusTed: 🤔
  Juliamon: speaking of break, the paid promo flag seems to still be on
 Decaped: I love how overwhelmed they are
 TheMerricat: Random quote from a 'serious' article chat: " Joe Serio, a former CIA agent and Russian mafia investigator, gives John Wick a 7 out of 10 rating for realism."
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 BusTed: hm.
 accountmadeforants: The 3 points deducted are probably because a CIA agent/cop couldn't imagine caring about a dog.
  Juliamon: we Manifold Gardening again
  Juliamon: 2020, huh
 Raincoast_Bear: Toddler simulator?
 gualdhar: Why is dad posing like Jesus?
 Bassios: I found a decent keyboard in a charity shop for an absolute steal, it's got a mod wheel on it and it functions as a MIDI controller too
 empyreon: ooooof
  Juliamon: 
 iris_of_ether: Ooof
 accountmadeforants: 
emmaInProgress: Jiao in the closet? who could've guessed
 xantos69: I hid once when I was a kid.  Poor bastards are still looking for me.
 NovahTalAura: 
 Geldaran: 
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 iris_of_ether: 
UtilityPunk: The sad music makes this
Symphoneers: Red to blue Jiao.
 NovahTalAura: 
 SnackPak_: good response
 iris_of_ether: NO
 accountmadeforants: Obstacle course with stakes
 BusTed: oh nooo
Amentur: OH NO!
UtilityPunk: 
 Nigouki: jfc
 Geldaran: Oof.
 NorthstarTex: rip bobo...
 empyreon: 
 accountmadeforants: Ah, I get why she may have acted out
 NovahTalAura: over her moms bs
 Nigouki: that airport looks familiar
niccus: 2021
 Nigouki: is that the HK one? the landfill one?
 Nigouki: yeah, sure is
 iris_of_ether: Same with downtown Seattle
 accountmadeforants: Sure thing grandma, risking my life is a game, YOLO and all
 xantos69: Hm... almost like the mother got her approach to parenting from somewhere.
 GhostValv: electric noodleloo
 SnackPak_: woof
 Decaped: And then the allmother had a sister
 accountmadeforants: Moodle 2: Mood Harder
 accountmadeforants: Cool game
 BusTed: 
 NovahTalAura: lol
 NovahTalAura: 
 xantos69: Is that you Commander Shep?
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 Nigouki: oh no, are our dance moves genetic?
 NovahTalAura: 
 accountmadeforants: I'm starting to think... Why did she clothe all her clones in skin-tight body suits?
Invitare: I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite bar on the citadel
 accountmadeforants: This is the Top 8 winners bracket!
 Decaped: Airborne virus
 Decaped: Don't want any baggy clothes for things to grow in
 accountmadeforants: @Decaped Somewhat believable
 BusTed: 
 Decaped: Also, have you seen their modeling budget?
 accountmadeforants: But only occasionally jumping
 Nigouki: is this us discovering the idea that loyalty isn't absolute?
 accountmadeforants: Trying to come up for air
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, these aren't poorly animated dances, they're amazingly animated poor dances
 iris_of_ether: OMG
 TheMerricat: When I looked this up on Wikipedia, it was nominated for _so many_ awards. I should have checked to see if one of them was for dancing.
 e_bloc: Taylor Swift Jr. Jr.
 niccus: well the school dance usually has some oldies, so it'll be dua lipa
goombalax: the sounds of vents from the bunker
 niccus: will vinyl be back again, again
 GasCityGaming: and Fishing in the Dark
Invitare: is it Lemon Drizzle?
 TheDevil_Risen:  <<<  
 xantos69: Cam, I've seen you dance.  If they passed you it would have been a disservice to the education system to give you an A.
 Xed_Regulus: Wow...
 Geldaran: Umm.
letsbelgo: next vampire character?
 iris_of_ether: 
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 accountmadeforants: The elevator especially 
Invitare: you say as you go down a ong elevator
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 accountmadeforants: Oh, and these concrete tunnels with occasional glowing sci-fi objects. Also very ME1.
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
 accountmadeforants: And the bad dancing
 Decaped: Engineers would make something with escalators, yes
 BusTed: what the hekki
Lysander_salamander: bottoms in?
 accountmadeforants: On this, the day of our Allmother's birthday?
 Nigouki: wait no
 Nigouki: it's all clones
 Decaped: Liquid cartridges rather than glasses
 Nigouki: it's all selfcest
Lysander_salamander: what?
 Decaped: They don't like using their mouths for eating
 accountmadeforants: "Tell me the weirdest thing, that's an order"
goombalax: hardest burn ever
 Nigouki: you SPHERE, you absolute ORB
Invitare: imagine having no corners
Lysander_salamander: I mean, it's a pretty good insult.  That movie was terrible.
goombalax: Cake Sniffer
Lysander_salamander: 
 NorthstarTex: Yes!
 accountmadeforants: 
Lysander_salamander: I need to get get this game
 accountmadeforants: Impossible
Invitare: the disc goes in the square hole
 empyreon: mmmmmm smaller discs
Lysander_salamander: melted binding
Lysander_salamander: mmm
 Tangsm: Circles? Gross. Get an angle.
 accountmadeforants: Oh dang, we need some of those noodles
Lysander_salamander: dang, now I want to put triangular pepperoni
 TheDevil_Risen: Kung Fu Panda's adoptive dad was on to something
 TheDevil_Risen: Noodles for long life!
Lysander_salamander: nice
  Juliamon: Red to blue, sister
Lysander_salamander: mmm juicy
 Nigouki: who was mentioning earlier in the game about a circle being cut into a square?
Lysander_salamander: wow
 accountmadeforants: @Lysander_salamander Grab some nduja, make pepperoni-ish art, whichever shape is most delicious
 Nigouki: why is square good but circle bad?
 accountmadeforants: @Nigouki Because the square accepts the circle, but the circle does not accept the square. They all watched the video of important instructions
 accountmadeforants: "Hekki G." is so funny to me
 Sethalidos: uh WTF is this game
Lysander_salamander: these future slang words are fun
 niccus: the right way or the wrong way
 accountmadeforants: Sethalidos Good, it's good is what it is
Lysander_salamander: it's thrilling
 TheDevil_Risen: ouch Cam!
 TheDevil_Risen: hope you were ok
 GasCityGaming: time it right and you can fall down an up escalator forever
 Nigouki: every run down an up escalator skipping steps? it's possible!
 accountmadeforants: One of these days I'll learn flower meaning so I can pick up on these things
Lysander_salamander: depending on country
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Lysander_salamander: oh, she's claiming she is the source of all the info?  Well, I instantly dislike allmother due to plagiarism.
Lysander_salamander: eh heh heh heh heh
 accountmadeforants: I love this whole cargo cult of clones
  Juliamon: Metal Gear!!
 Nigouki: I thought the squatter was the camerasister?
 Nigouki: oh, they aren't holding anything
 Nigouki: aww
 accountmadeforants: Hair to hair
Lysander_salamander: oh, like at the crossroads
Lysander_salamander: mmm
 GasCityGaming: Planetside fanfics?
 niccus: isn't... that... loadingreadyrun...
letsbelgo: Gundam fanfiction!
Lysander_salamander: hekki shucks
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 BusTed: 
 accountmadeforants: Maybe Allmother can't draw horses
 accountmadeforants: Never mind
 niccus: *point* horse
 Nigouki: where is our room?
Lysander_salamander: not quite as terrifying a horse statue as the murderous blue horse statue, but it still has a sort of presence to it
 accountmadeforants: I will paint her with a boot stamping on our face, forever
 Nigouki: stone? glowing? do we have a radioactive statue?
 accountmadeforants: Good thing they built a containment prism for the statue of their patient mother.
 xantos69: Well I am finally happy.  I know that if a multi-generational legion of me clones existed.  There is still no way they would ever mess up this bad and form a religion about me.  No version of me would ever make a religion.
 Luminaire_p: hoses
 TheDevil_Risen: ummmmm
 accountmadeforants: Oh, OH
 accountmadeforants: Hello... nurse? Nurse?
  Juliamon: I need a different nurse
Lysander_salamander: yay a dead body that looks like you
  Juliamon: I do find it fascinating that the clones of the only immune human are not themselves immune.
 xantos69: My money is that they are.  And offering Immunity is another method of control.
 Tangsm: @Juliamon It makes some sense though. Immune systems are grown in part from what you encounter.
 Tangsm: Clones would have the same immune cells, but different immunities.
goombalax: I'm starting to think that the allmother is just the most recent clone to get on the train and the stabbing is something that plays out every single time
 accountmadeforants: The start of the game did imply that the Allmother "took" their immunity somehow. So there may be an intentional change (or just something they need to be exposed to).
 accountmadeforants: @xantos69 Thinking on it, clones of me might, but ironically at first. We'd eventually lose our boundaries and start dabbing in real life, too.
 accountmadeforants: But I think it'd be the religion thing first
 Tangsm: Maybe Allmother just has them all on a steroids.
  Juliamon: No worries!
  Juliamon: It happens.
 iris_of_ether: Feel better!!
 TheDevil_Risen: aww poor cori 
 Nigouki: aww hekki
 Kimbotics: Hope you feel better soon!
 niccus: *thumbs up* hekki allmo
 TheDevil_Risen: or Cam
Lysander_salamander: sorry you feel bad.  Hope you recover quickly.
 TheDevil_Risen: or both
Riandisa: Totally understandable
 xantos69: Hope you feel better!
Ashmantle: 
 TheDevil_Risen: hope you both feel better 
 accountmadeforants: 
 BusTed: 
Riandisa: Thank you for the stream!
 Tangsm: Bye!
 Jillexie: Thank you
Lysander_salamander: have a good afternoon!
 iris_of_ether: Get some gingies
 Decaped: Herkimer grace
 Nigouki: thanks for the stream!
Lysander_salamander: I should get some ginger
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 accountmadeforants: Hekki not feeling motion sickness
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 Decaped: I need to say hekki enough so it doesn't autocorrect
 JuniorRoll: Thank you!
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 xantos69: It is the nicest thing you have ever said to me Cam.
 accountmadeforants: @Decaped Simply turn off autocorrect, accept your mistakes (but don't actually, and immediately notice them right after you hit "Send"/"Reply")
 iris_of_ether:   
Lysander_salamander: yay?
 TheAwkes: If they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
 accountmadeforants: Volcano High ruled
 Jillexie: It;s really good
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 Nigouki: byeeee
Lysander_salamander: !next
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