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TXC2: Hello everybody
NewtyNewts: Prep for Punching!
NewtyNewts:
TXC2: CONTACT
lightfut: Friday Fighty Times!
Didero: I've heard there's some sort of Alley Altercation happening here?
RurouniGeo: VIRTUA FIGHTER RISE UP
Didero: A Road Rumble, one might say
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TXC2: some cul-de-sac combat
Didero: I was just typing 'Causeway Combat', but yours is good
TXC2: thank you
Didero: Highway Hands-on?
Didero: I'm runnin' out of road words
Didero: Freeway Fisticuffs
NewtyNewts: Cul-de-sac CQC
EedanHensey: Lane Lambasting
TXC2: dirt track donnybrook
BrowneePointz: New Virtua Fighter let’s freaking GOOOOOOOOOK
BrowneePointz: OH GOD
Nyxshade: desperately re-downloading SF6
Didero: Seems I also don't know enough fighty words
bbj_afk: Good morning everyone
TXC2: BrowneePointz just a typo, you;re fine
EedanHensey: Shoulder in the VF trailer looked sweet. Both the cinematic and the early gameplay footage.
Didero: Bikelane Battle
TXC2: Here we GO!
BrowneePointz: Hell of a typo on my part
Didero: Hello!
TXC2: Hello Nelson and Adam
TXC2: Hello Jacob
qwertiest_mint: Good evening 🇮🇪
Heefnoff:
MilkInBags: what up dirt
TXC2:
I heard that as protein day 
Didero: LoadingReadyRun: No possibility of failure
ManWithTheMask13: g a m e r s Clap
TXC2:
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !store
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MilkInBags: did you know people on bluesky say they 'skeet'?????
BrowneePointz: you’re a year late Milk
MilkInBags: you bunch of tweets
MAPBoardgames: !birb
LRRbot: CAW CAW!
TXC2:
are people on bluesky all I'll Waynes? 
MilkInBags: also happy birthday adam
therepoman__: Howdy gamers
TXC2: hello therepoman__ welcome
Heefnoff: OMG Repo HIIIIIIIIIII
RurouniGeo: Oki Oki get right club
ManWithTheMask13:
@therepoman__ 
therepoman__: OMG HEEF HIIII
MilkInBags: I need to ask the question, is Elden Ring Nightreign a fighting game?
Didero: wait nobody told me there'd be violence D:
therepoman__:
rabbitgta: Blue screen, punch it away!
MilkInBags: was it a cult?
BusTed: gross
BrowneePointz: So Adam, did you Poggifers my doggifers at the Virtua Fighter announcement?
TXC2: "an apprant heart defect has failed Zangeif, moments before he could step up to the street."
MilkInBags: like Jordan Peterson, there is 1 redeeming thing in there but you have to deal with the hours of bullshit around it (I guess)
Nyxshade: Jacob went into a fugue state for a moment
ManWithTheMask13: Fernando my goat
BusTed:
MilkInBags: nelson needs to manspread in 1.5 meter radius
therepoman__:
dankmemeter: Sorry Jacob, got no advice to give
GGsLive: Try imagining the side-by-side arcade days
MilkInBags: adam can you go to vancouver
TXC2:
a lot of self help books have so much middle class privilege BS in them
x3ryn: yall come to Portland
rabbitgta: Elbow room to pilot a Gundam inn this room
TXC2:
x3ryn Maine?
hypergirlie_hyperpop: @TXC2 how many times have I cracked open a book for the intro to be like "so i took a three month vacation to an idyllic resort to find myself"
x3ryn: Oregon
MilkInBags:
Bearudite: damn
therepoman__: lmao
TXC2: hypergirlie_hyperpop right?
Bearudite: he said it
arcaede_: heyyyyy
Nyxshade: adam's right and he should shout it from the mountaintops
BusTed: ash tray on the console
MilkInBags: guards
BusTed: quarters lined up
arcaede_: ghost powers
MilkInBags: THANK YOU nelson
MilkInBags: finally
josh___something: Wuh?
Luna_TheOtter: thanks for appreciating me
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AceGun_: finally, someone appreciates us.
Bearudite: nelson noooooooo don't feed these gremlins
BrowneePointz: I’m still in the afterglow of getting a new Virtua Fighter and an Okami sequel announced last night
MilkInBags: Adam, here's an update for my friend playing hardcore SSF: he reached level 23 and died to a boss that makes AOEs and says the game has no respect for aoe markers and players
Heefnoff: REAL
Nyxshade: Fighting AKI feels like fighting a marvel character
Frustico: That was some Street Fighter 6 right there
ManWithTheMask13:
You appreciate my cursed jewel jokes 
TXC2:
"not too down on myself yet" brother teach me this power
qwertiest_mint: hi all - quick question - I’m a lad with DCD and so I don’t have the ✨best✨ fine motor skills/coordination- would anyone here have advice on how to get into the fighting game community without necessarily playing competitively/ranked etc? thank you 🙏
therepoman__: AKI jump heavy punch is basically a divekick bro
therepoman__: What a button
AceGun_: @therepoman__ trade for Ryu j.HP? Offer still stands.
BrowneePointz: developmental coordination disorder
Bearudite: yeah tod
AceGun_: CAUGHT
therepoman__: @AceGun_ No specifically cuz you want it
ManWithTheMask13: CAUGHT
Nyxshade: You were on point with the anti-airs, Nelly.
BusTed: can get a link to the mods if needed
therepoman__: You can just hang out in battle hubs and queue up for casual matches
hyperialguard: Also there is ton of fun to be had and never touch ranked
Bearudite: in fairness we are hooting and or hollering every night
therepoman__: Don't need to play ranked ever
BrowneePointz: speaking of the Seachats discord pogged OFF last night at the Virtua Fighter announcement
ManWithTheMask13: Ranked stinky (chronic ranked player here)
hyperialguard: Yup. And you can get better over time without ranked.
qwertiest_mint: Thank you all 👍 ❤️
hyperialguard: It has specific utility but hardly necessary
Heefnoff: I hate the Seabats SF6 lobbies, they drive rush me and go "Block white boy block!"
therepoman__:
Bearudite: yeah new VF looks sick and the updated current VF plays well imo
Bearudite: only at heef
BrowneePointz: new VF looks so good visually my jaw hit the floor
Bearudite: he deserves it
Bearudite: he knows what he did
Heefnoff: Man Nelly gets better every stream
itira: morning gamers
Frustico: Learning to generally not press after green is so hard
Heefnoff: I remember when he never drive rushed, now he's getting confirms
TXC2: hello itira welcome
BusTed: Whispered you the link, @TXC2
therepoman__: LMAO
itira: LOL
Heefnoff: REAL
TXC2: BusTed thank you
josh___something: HAHAHA
therepoman__: Masterful bait my liege
Bearudite: get farmed for engagement
itira:
nelly thinks Heef is better clearly
Heefnoff: WAFFLES WOOOOOO\
Frustico: Waffles! Waffles!
josh___something: Waffles HELL YEAH?
BusTed: Three word chant! Three word chant!
tryllebanjo: Darn Adam's pancakes specifically! Darn and heck 'em!
TristalMTG: Sometimes I want waffles and sometimes I want pancakes
NewtyNewts: GGs Nelly, sorry for being your first fight but hopefully it was a good warmup?
Nyxshade: Adam doing his job of saying something outrageous to check if people are up and awake yet.
TristalMTG: if I like many kinds of pancakes does that make me pan
Nyxshade: @TristalMTG you have to like many types of bread for that label
TristalMTG: ahh, good point
TristalMTG: luckily, my spouse is a baker
Nyxshade: Lucky!
itira: I like pancakes AND waffles
MilkInBags: why not both
ManWithTheMask13: Are the pancakes cursed?
MilkInBags: we live in a prosperous society
BrowneePointz: pancakes are my 2nd fave breakfast food
BusTed: I enjoy whichever is in front of me
Nyxshade: bad pancake places in the states have ruined it for a lot of people
TXC2: pancakes and waffles are different foods for different moods
TristalMTG: I think pancakes have a higher ceiling and lower floor
itira: this society sucks
MilkInBags: Wukong lost to Astro Bot, therefore we hate monkeys
Xed_Regulus: I prefer french toast over both waffles and pancakes
TristalMTG: but I'm also only comparing to Belgian waffles, because they're the only good kind
itira:
@MilkInBags
Bearudite: twelve sandled men
BrowneePointz: Waffles are meh but Chicken and Waffles are goated
Didero: Lesson learned: Don't hit buttons
josh___something: I've had so many pancakes, and waffles are just better
MilkInBags: why would a chicken bake a waffle
MilkInBags:
rabbitgta: Pan cakes are nice
Nyxshade: i am... imagining it
qwertiest_mint: Savoury pancakes, sweet waffles 🙏🙏🙏🙏
MilkInBags: what is dumb, please enlighten me
BrowneePointz: because pancakes don’t need propped up by fried chicken like the waffles…Nelson
TristalMTG: are you kidding, Nelly? in America we have chicken sandwiches with pancakes as the bun
rabbitgta: 13th man decides the dozen
BrowneePointz: like a scallion pancake
MilkInBags: just because someone makes it doesn't mean they should
TristalMTG: it's a Chicken McGriddle
Heefnoff: Jesus
MilkInBags: Steve
Heefnoff: Duh
Nyxshade: God
ManWithTheMask13: 13th pick
Bearudite: Steve
qwertiest_mint: Judas
itira: Carl
AceGun_: Thomas
rosesmcgee: Rufus according to Dogma
Heefnoff: Judas was the clutch factor oh no
Heefnoff: You're spitting
BrowneePointz: Thomas probably
w1gum: Judas comes in off the bench, scores for the other team
Kurintoi:
the body of christ
TXC2: there where two Apostals named Judas
MilkInBags: it was Steve from Adam and Steve
Bearudite: Kuroki
ManWithTheMask13: Thomas had X factor
rabbitgta: Savory crepes mmmmmmm
Heefnoff: Can't believe Judas got traded to the devil's roster mid season
qwertiest_mint: sorry my indoctrination we showing 🤣
itira: Milk youre making Adam giggle too hard
BrowneePointz: Thomas’ other name was Didymus btw
Heefnoff: REAL
MilkInBags: did you know Jesus said 'don't let raspberry jam be $8 at costco' before being crucified
itira:
tryllebanjo: @MilkInBags truf facts rite dere
ManWithTheMask13: Thomas learned from Vergil and popped x Factor
Heefnoff: @MilkInBags Jesus said "If that FUCKING hot dog price increases I will end you"
MilkInBags:
@Heefnoff
itira: LOL
Heefnoff: Vergil wouldn't need the others tbh
Heefnoff: It'd be Vergil and 12 spiral swords
MilkInBags: I'm surprised the catholic church hasn't released the bible manga yet
therepoman__: I'm motivated
Nyxshade: imaging Vergil and Dante at the last supper is awakening the catholic child i was raised as.
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BrowneePointz: Peter; James; John; Andrew; Philip; Judas Iscariot; Matthew; Thomas; James, the son of Alpheus; Bartholomew; Judas Thaddeus; and Simon Zelotes.
MilkInBags: those all sound like AI generated names
Xed_Regulus: Later season recruit, Paul
therepoman__: Judas Thaddeus is sending me tbh
BrowneePointz: I mean, most of them are Roman translations of Aramaic
schordash: not tellin' him da lies
MilkInBags: there were two of them
Heefnoff: Because some are more important than others
josh___something:
The game awards still on the tags, huh?
AceGun_: Because there are two James and Judas
TXC2:
BrowneePointz is Simon the Simon called Peter or is Peter the Simon called Peter?
MilkInBags: there are two james
BusTed: that was good nelson
BrowneePointz: Because there was two James and two Judas
Kurintoi: nepo baby
MilkInBags: Adam, read it all
Bearudite: James and Big James
itira: Adam is popping off milk, he doesnt have time to read it all
Heefnoff: Judas sold out the lord for 500 V-Bucks I can't believe it
josh___something:
There are 2 judases, hope that helps 
Rourke9: there was another Judas who wasn’t a disciple but was relevant
BrowneePointz: I mean, if you really want me to blow your mind if you actually look at the translations Jesus is not his name. It was the title. His actual name is Yeshua or Joshua.
MilkInBags: that's why they made Gladiator 2, so Judas 2 can play in it
Heefnoff: Did the second one come after the betrayer or before
josh___something: Huh?
Rourke9: @heefnoff after
Heefnoff: Cause like who would willingly name their child Judas after that
Heefnoff: LMAOOO
Heefnoff: They set that kid up to fail wtf @Rourke9
TXC2: Christ is the title, Jesus is bad translation of his name
itira: Judas 2 electric boogaloo
Rourke9: he was already named that, it wasn’t that long after @heefnoff
Kurintoi: @BrowneePointz shoot next your going to tell me he isnt a white hippy
josh___something: I knew that cause I read manga messiah...
Heefnoff: Oh ok fair
BrowneePointz: it’s why Jesus is a JoJo because he’s Joshua son of Joseph
Bearudite: not a lot of Adolfs nowadays either
TXC2: his name is basically oily Josh
Heefnoff: No way but Jude is a thing
BrowneePointz: Jude Law
MilkInBags: fun fact: you can't name a child Spoon here, we know, someone tried
Nyxshade: Joshua son of Joseph is technically a JoJo.
NewtyNewts: GGs on that one Nelly!
Heefnoff: Turns out the song Hey Jude was about Judas the whole time
Nyxshade: And that's canon in part 7
Heefnoff: You mean a newt game
NewtyNewts: You definitely are improving, I'm feeling the push.
MilkInBags: plus if you're tired of Newt you can just ban them and win the war
BrowneePointz: but yeah, my grandmother was the church organist and choir directors so I got that deep lore
NewtyNewts: @MilkInBags Hey, save that for when I bust out the unblockables
Kurintoi: and moses cannically parted the sea with a beyblade.
rabbitgta: Yeah and there is also a kid named maruchan, like the Ramen.
NewtyNewts: @NewtyNewts (I don't think there are any)
flouncy_magooo: @BrowneePointz Will we ever get a new bible or is that franchise dead?
Heefnoff: Can usually fuzzy it
NewtyNewts: Play JP as if he were Dhalsim?
BrowneePointz: I still wonder which iteration of Mai they are going to use.
BrowneePointz: Like, are they going to go with the KOF version that is a zoning nightmare or one of the other ones?
qwertiest_mint: has anyone here ever tried martial arts from playing fighting games? 🤔
MilkInBags: if they made a new Street Fighter movie, who would play Luke?
BrowneePointz: the dude from the Elvis movie
josh___something: look I'M RUSTY
Nyxshade: @MilkInBags logan paul
cmdrud87: *shrug*
Greyah: A time win is still a win.
TXC2: Nyxshade Don't you put that evil out into the world!
BrowneePointz: I’m trying to think of actors that look like Luke, but most of them are non-binary femme presenting people
NewtyNewts: I'm gonna give that a yikes
BusTed:
Nyxshade: @TXC2 that was the joke when Luke was revealed for SF5, i am far fromt he first to say it
Kurintoi: Dani Devito
BrowneePointz: my first guess was dude from the Elvis movie
TXC2:
Nyxshade damn
MilkInBags: but they're tiny
GasCityGaming: he'd need to bulk up a little
itira: timmy would have to bulk up but yeah i could see it
AceGun_: It would 100% be Austin Butler, yeah.
saucemaster5000: Timothee weasel is too much of a shrimp for luke
BrowneePointz: Austin Butler that’s his name
flouncy_magooo: Paul Mescal?
vanpart: Aaron Taylor Johnson?
MilkInBags: I always mix up Austin Butler with the Finnish actor
Nyxshade: Andrew garfield recycling his weird peter parker voice for Luke would be a choice i could see happening.
itira: im on the edge of my seat
Heefnoff: Adam
TXC2: I do now
saucemaster5000: He’s a butler from Austin
Nyxshade: fly-on-the-wall
Heefnoff: Oh I see what you mean actually
Heefnoff: Yeah
AceGun_:
BrowneePointz: Adam hear me out. J K Simmons as JP if he was a bit taller
MilkInBags: he doesn't play video games, he only thinks about them
BusTed: what game would you want him to play\
Rourke9: now I do, yeah
MilkInBags: the sims 4
Heefnoff: Shoutouts to those muppets making fun of Kojima and him actually looking hurt
TXC2: Heefnoff RIGHT?!
BrowneePointz: Rahul Kohli should be Rashid
BusTed: yoko taro
Heefnoff: Haha bro looked distraught for real @TXC2
GasCityGaming: Taro Yano is a wrestler i believe
saucemaster5000: Hidetaka Miyazaki playing mario and saying “this is shite mate”
MilkInBags: according to one of my friends, poe2 is a badly designed game that has no respect for any of its players
BrowneePointz: there is no way in hell a Japanese dev plays Mario and says it’s crap
MilkInBags: kojima only watches movies
AceGun_: I bet Miyazaki just enjoys himself quietly while playing games.
BrowneePointz: like less than 0
MilkInBags: action RPGs
AceGun_: ARPG
Mr_Horrible: it was literally made as a response to Diablo 3
AceGun_: Torchlight
MilkInBags:
there was Magic Legends
BrowneePointz: Lead Dev worked on Diablo two
Mr_Horrible: so yes that's fair
ElektroTal: Path of Exile was directly made to be a new branch off Diablo 2
GasCityGaming: Drim Dark
GasCityGaming: Grim...something?
Ukon_Cairns: the genre is ARPG yeh??
ElektroTal: A new evolutionary branch, I mean
TXC2: hello ElektroTal welcome
MilkInBags: yes it's ARPG
MilkInBags: A stands for awful (action)
vanpart: Grim Dawn, Titan Quest.
Nyxshade: ouch
Mr_Horrible: I respect the vision of Magic Legends but it had the Perfect World stink on it unfortunately
BrowneePointz: the broader genre is called an ARPG but if you call them an Iso folks understand more
saucemaster5000: If you call em dogshit rpgs people understand better
AceGun_: It wasn't fun to play Magic Legends, but it is fun to think about how we all played that stinky game for like one day.
ElektroTal: Zelda isn't an rpg
MilkInBags: gamers collecting their pitchforks
itira: true bestie
TXC2:
all games are just Pong
MilkInBags: zelda is dark souls but different
BrowneePointz: ARPG is the broad term, Iso or Isometric dungeon Crawler is the more narrow term Nelly
MilkInBags: it was the worst skill design I've ever seen for an arpg
GasCityGaming: what makes a game 'diablo like' is the isometric viewpoint
itira: @MilkInBags you can tell because thats the way it is
Didero: Which game are we talking about?
MilkInBags: gave you 500 gems on arena
ManWithTheMask13: GGS Jacob!
BrowneePointz: Also Zelda isn’t an RPG? Zelda 2. Checkmate
TristalMTG: Zaxxon is my favorite diablo-like
AceGun_:
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TXC2: I think that was a sponsored stream if I recall correctly
BrowneePointz: but yea J K Simmons should play JP
MilkInBags: it was a sponsored early access beta for streams and it was truly awful
therepoman__: Nelly is being so real right now
TXC2: Didero Magic legends, a MtG diablo like that died in the crib
Didero: @TXC2 Oh yeah, I vaguely remember that. Thanks!
Ukon_Cairns: was the game actually bad? i thought i remember the problem being dimir was $30 in a game that wasnt getting out of early access
ManWithTheMask13: Adam I could barely do a FT14 with Bacon the other night
ManWithTheMask13: Don't make me play that for 3 weeks
MilkInBags: @Ukon_Cairns actively bad
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: You don't want sweaty books.
BrowneePointz: So the base mechanics were fine, but the art direction and all of it did not feel like magic didn’t use the IP and there were a bunch of weird choices for leveling
MilkInBags: but also randomizing your skills based on drawing cards is bad for an ARPG
BrowneePointz: A lot of choices that had high friction for no reason
ManWithTheMask13: me as a street urchin begging Scrooge Adam for a crumb of a fun MU
schordash:
MilkInBags: adam show toilet
itira:
oh no
Mr_Horrible: a plane
Heefnoff: THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKIN
Mr_Horrible: and tickets
therepoman__: 👀
Heefnoff: FOR REAL would be cool to see y'all there
ManWithTheMask13: Pull up to CB
MilkInBags: getting graham to sign it off as business expense
TristalMTG: Speaking of Magic trips, is LRR going to MagicCon Chicago again this year?
Heefnoff: LMAO
saucemaster5000: Let’s go kite level high people
Heefnoff: Jacob chill lmaooooo
Mr_Horrible: honestly if the schedule works I could see a fun time of the Oki Oki Gang Goes To EVO
ManWithTheMask13: Adam's scrooge so he can pay for that yeah
MilkInBags: @TristalMTG you'll most likely get an answer on the mtg streams
AceGun_: Luke got buffs, and now we all must suffer.
BrowneePointz: an Oki Oki Road Trip would be a fun series
Heefnoff: We have fun here
josh___something: GGs
MilkInBags: Seacon at EVO
TXC2: somedays the win is just surviving
Heefnoff: Based Nelson
josh___something: Real and true and based
ManWithTheMask13: WAIT LMAO @Heefnoff I just remembered I have reminder today to "block Haggar pipe on incoming"
Heefnoff: @ManWithTheMask13 LMAOOOOOO
MilkInBags: Patch notes: Luke was removed from the game. Nelson: I refuse to acknowledge this
Heefnoff: Time to get into Marvel
AceGun_: He's on the box!
TXC2: Luke is a the main character
NewtyNewts: Literal front cover character
josh___something: Lily getting a crumb of buffs, and luke getting the whole ass turkey
Heefnoff: They've been trying to replace Ryu with a white boy for like 20 years
couchboyj: Just a main character... FROM MEMPHIS!
Heefnoff: Luke actually working it seems
EedanHensey: This current match-up is lead character of SF6 (Luke) versus lead character of SF5 (Rashid)
Heefnoff: JACOBBBBBBB
josh___something: Whaah?
josh___something: Aleks le has done wonders to luke's image
ManWithTheMask13: @Heefnoff Hulk Haggar Sentinel team incoming
TristalMTG: I thought the lead character of SF5 was Necalli
josh___something: Double air SPD, Jacob the reads
Heefnoff: YESSIRRRRRRR UMVC3 SWEEP
Heefnoff: I will make Marvel players out of you yet
Heefnoff: Compromise: MVCI
BrowneePointz: I’d love to see yall tap into MVCI and Beyond when it drops
ManWithTheMask13: @Heefnoff Tong team incoming
Heefnoff: MVCIB is coming out soon-ish I think
ManWithTheMask13: Bro rocket punch?
Heefnoff: They were aiming for end of this year according to Max
EedanHensey: I think Necalli was the new villain for SF5.
BrowneePointz: yea Max said end of year a couple months ago don’t think they’re making that window but still Soonish
Heefnoff: Yo Jacob???
BusTed: devourrr
Heefnoff: Cookin???
MilkInBags: tarzan
saucemaster5000: If thanos offered would you high five his gauntlet?
AceGun_: and also turn into goo like Alex Mak.
Frustico: SSJ Tarzan is right
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 YES
TXC2: Necalli is the worst villain SF has ever had, storyline wise
MilkInBags: is there a downside of doing it?
josh___something: Nellys k+b'ing, right?
BrowneePointz: I personally don’t care much for Seth as a villain cuz it’s just Robo Bison
AceGun_: what if someone takes a picture of the high-five and uses it to sink your future polical campaign?
saucemaster5000: I don’t know how the gauntlet works— a snap does crazy shit, what does a high five do
jessicaengle: Hi chat.
TXC2: hello jessicaengle welcome
ManWithTheMask13: @saucemaster5000 Makes me his broi
therepoman__: broi
TXC2: I assume high fiveing the gauntlet means you survive the snap
saucemaster5000: Whattup my brois
TXC2:
brois, said the French way, bro-wah
therepoman__: Any brois in chat
MilkInBags: Patrick Brois
Heefnoff: That's ok at least there aren't any other monsters around, Jacob
Bearudite: La Brios
ManWithTheMask13: @therepoman__ I haven't had my prunes yet peepoSad
MilkInBags: doom you sure love prunes
josh___something: Idk if it helps, but I find holding D(or A), and mashing S then the punches works for me with wakeup DP
Bearudite: @ManWithTheMask13 no prunes no comode
jessicaengle: uhhhh
josh___something:
Didn't you hear, Jacob? Cammy got shot
ManWithTheMask13:
@MilkInBags I also like going to bed at 1 AM or midnight, what's your point
TXC2: heartbreaking
LMAOkai_: ggs Jacob!
josh___something: Love the Wakeup SA3 trade
jessicaengle: Who is playing whomst?
ManWithTheMask13:
@AceGun_ I'll get you next, sorry for the weird timing
MilkInBags: they just released a new map with jean claude in HITMAN World of Assassins
TXC2: jessicaengle Nelson is playing
therepoman__: REAL
josh___something: Real, Nelly
AceGun_: @ManWithTheMask13 No problem, but I'm counting that as a DQ for my internal bracket.
Bearudite: also hitman is on sale
Bearudite: deep sale
saucemaster5000: Hitman rules
Bearudite: so tru
BrowneePointz: So Jacob, you’re a wizened Game Nerd, were you excited by the Virtua Fighter announcement?
Bearudite: that is an unflattering way to put that
josh___something:
saucemaster5000: When luke comments on the Jays vs Oreoles “Down an out!”
JacobBurgessVO: I haven't actually gotten to look at the Virtua Fighter announcement yet.
JacobBurgessVO: @LMAOkai_ Are there patterns you were seeing and taking advantage of, or did you just have a solid game plan / experience / reactions?
JacobBurgessVO: @ManWithTheMask13 , same question. I got my note pad up.
therepoman__: AceGun dot mp4
josh___something:
Jokes on you, adam. I bought diceomancer because of your opinion. get bent
BrowneePointz: when someone told me how long it has been since the last VF I did a double take
JacobBurgessVO: @BrowneePointz I prefer the term "steeped"
BrowneePointz: oooo steeped is good
ManWithTheMask13:
@JacobBurgessVO I'll answer it after my set 
LMAOkai_: @JacobBurgessVO i mostly go in with a game plan when playing against gief. play at a far range, try to meaty on your wakup as much as i can, keep my strings tight
LMAOkai_: @JacobBurgessVO you called out alot of my jumps with air grab which is great.
ManWithTheMask13: @Heefnoff bro what a crossup the previous match, that was nuts
JacobBurgessVO: @LMAOkai_ Ah so a game plan against the character's weaknesses. I noticed when I did the Drive Reversal I was getting a bit more breathing room and getting to take a turn.
BrowneePointz: I can’t wait to see the stupid stuff Heef does with Clive in T8
BrowneePointz: they gave that character so much sauce he opened a restaurant
TXC2:
and yet he's still named Clive
BrowneePointz: yea in a game franchise with Lars and Paul and Steve @txc2
Nyxshade: made me work for it. I was on autopilot in the middle and you knocked me off
TXC2:
BrowneePointz good thing I don't play FF games then with those stinky doodoo names
itira: youre doing great sweetie
saucemaster5000: This is riveting
MilkInBags: Adam is rustling his jimmies
saucemaster5000: Ptptptptpt
NewtyNewts: Marisa time!
therepoman__: Check control type
TXC2: THRILL as a man plugs in his controller
MilkInBags: time to press punch
MilkInBags: bearudite delete adam
NewtyNewts: Time to experiment controls
LMAOkai_: mod performance review time for Bear
LurkerSpine: let's go Bear!
NewtyNewts: rawr?
EedanHensey: Gotta find the Auto button to hold down.
NewtyNewts: Bear goes rawr?
TXC2: sticking on that downback?
NewtyNewts: Gotta mess with the contacts or something
itira: sticky stick
ManWithTheMask13:
Ggs ggs Heef
Heefnoff: Ggs
MilkInBags: bearudite, get his ass
TXC2:
gotta play word tour mode on this account
CaptainDaks: musclin today? hell yeah
TXC2: who is Byron Taylor and why are they having a whole ass aircraft Carrier named after them >
TXC2: ?
NewtyNewts: Fighting since 648BC
ManWithTheMask13: @JacobBurgessVO The patterns I noticed were like "jump jab jab spd" or drive reversal as the main option on wake-up. I also didn't have to really worry about headbutt, so there wasn't any of playing out of range there. You can also switch up your meaty drive rush options between crmk, sthp, wheelkick, and light spd
CaptainDaks: got that Home Depot theme song down
CaptainDaks: sick catch
ManWithTheMask13: Gief is thriving whenever they basically get to land knockdown after knockdown, getting to drive rush in and forcing the opp to guess between the meaty options. Pressure until they crack and reversal, and optimally you're blocking when they do
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CaptainDaks: beautiful
Bearudite: was GONNA bully nelly
Bearudite: but noooooooo
Nyxshade: beat you to it
lightfut: Lariat is the best move ever
Bearudite: well I had a good one totally not skipping work match so thats something
MilkInBags: to my loyal fans
Bearudite: I can also say I can beat [Modern] Adam
TXC2: Grippers
MilkInBags: well done bearudite
Bearudite: modern adam isn't real and can't hurt you chat
josh___something: @Bearudite Then what did I just watch?
Bearudite: I'll get you next time gadget
AceGun_: a spinning mixer, one could say.
CaptainDaks: lol
TXC2:
they brought out New Adam, but no one like it, so they went back to Adam Classic
baskwalla: @txc2 Byron is Guile’s superior
Bearudite: but I have to go back to work
TXC2: baskwalla ah, ok thanks
AceGun_: He was one Modern for a game on accident.
LurkerSpine: he was, it was the default
itsr67: Man that knee
baskwalla:
@txc2 I had to look it up
Frustico: Makes sense for drive
MilkInBags: the poor apple merchant
CaptainDaks: hahh
TXC2: "I learned it from watching you!"
josh___something: Backthrow incident
Bearudite: hell yeah gettem Doom
itsr67: That's my goat right there
Valbatross_: This seems like the kind of chat to ask, does anybody have recommendations for an LoL jungler stream that isn't going to be awful to watch? I just got into the game
Frustico: This game is like 50% about fake stuff
Frustico: (maybe I say that because I'm an Ed player)
itsr67: the fuckin "why I oughta" charge hp
AceGun_: Doom just loves fidgeting at fullscreen.
CaptainDaks:
you get medium after a stHP punish 
CaptainDaks: juicy
bombadil117: what’s the room called? Are they almost done?
JacobBurgessVO: Oh, looks like Discord dropped.
Nyxshade: it kicked him from the queue and i want ti fight him
CaptainDaks: infurating
bombadil117: Is cross play enabled on the room? I’m on Xbox
AceGun_: preach!
CaptainDaks: walk back outta pressure
CaptainDaks: knee drive rush stMK is bad for this midscreen. they can walk back outta the grab or low options (i think it happened to you once already)
GGsLive: ggs lmao!
ManWithTheMask13: ggs ggs ggs
LMAOkai_: ggs ggs
CaptainDaks: knee rush 2MP instead and they cant walk outta either
EedanHensey: I've joined the room before on Xbox, it should work bombadil117.
bombadil117: Hey Nelson, have you ever considered re-picking up Guile? he’s a lot of fun if you can get a hang of the charge timing. If you’re playing on a keyboard now there’s never been a better time to switch.
NewtyNewts: ctrl-shift-escape opens task manager without going to the interrupt screen
CaptainDaks: oh how is Keyboard treating you Nelson?
MilkInBags: the only thing that makes Adam go into full rage mode is someone moonwalking
ELD_Winterlight: I'm on keyboard too
NewtyNewts: Me too
ELD_Winterlight: I think it's really good for charge characters
CaptainDaks: No moonwalking on the moonbase
MilkInBags: I don't stream, I like my self esteem
bombadil117: I really think you would like a charge character, Nelson. It’s a little tricky to have to know what directions to be holding at all times, but it’s usually down back.
NewtyNewts: No, his rage is when someone doesn't respect his buttons.
MilkInBags: as in, i dont want to get destroyed online
NewtyNewts: I speak from experience
itira: Milk is just a longtime twitch chatter. experienced
MilkInBags: honed my art
Bearudite: milk is a chat artist but has the advantage of a once sided interaction
MilkInBags: exactly
MilkInBags:
also my accent is bad
siqqsadgurl:
hi hii OOF club 
I hope everyone is having a good week
ManWithTheMask13: LMAOkai keeps changing their Ken color sporadically and I want them in the ground for it
TXC2: hello siqqsadgurl welcome
bombadil117: Ken and Terry are a lot of fun in smash
AceGun_: You're right, he should be using Ken costume 3.
ManWithTheMask13:
@siqqsadgurl Heya again, Siqq 
Hope you're having a good week as well
MilkInBags: it's like changing your chat colour, a crime
JDogg2K4: Costume 4s, pls capcop
ManWithTheMask13: I'm saying it only for LMAOkai because he knows that it mixes me
bombadil117: oh Nelson… Terry isn’t from this game he’s much older
LurkerSpine:
100
schordash:
AceGun_: No, Terry is a guest from Fatal Fury.
bombadil117: Terry is actually from fatal fury not street fight
Bearudite: Kim Marisa JP Jamie
Bearudite: Aki
CaptainDaks:
that was gladius 
LurkerSpine: AKI, Lily, Marisa, Kim, Jamie, JP
CaptainDaks: relatable
AceGun_: Manon
Bearudite: oh yeah Lily
Bearudite: oh manon
Bearudite: I actually tried her
CaptainDaks: kneesies
NewtyNewts: AKI is new
AceGun_: Lily is based on T. Hawk though.
ZawaAmaz: AKI is brand spanking new, although FANG is from 5
Bearudite: nah AKI is connected to a character from 5
AceGun_: Rashid is from 5.
TXC2: rashid is from 5
itsr67: Nah he was 5's main character
ManWithTheMask13:
Rashid Costume 3 is new tho
AceGun_: What about 3?
Bearudite: luke is from 6 but was in 5 and was a menace
Bearudite: but he was a Guest from 6. a time traveler
bombadil117: I play this game every day and I’m still only silver three with my highest strength character
itsr67: Yes
josh___something: Yes
ManWithTheMask13: I only have 3 digits of hours for this game
CaptainDaks: yep
Bearudite: yep
TXC2: Luke was the last character added to 5
Bearudite: its dumb as hell
JDogg2K4: Yeah. Pandini made sf5 run an extra season i believe
itsr67: They weren't planning to have that much dlc for 5 but ended up having an extra season pass of characters
AceGun_: SF6 got delayed (in part because of Covid), so they did another year of SF5 content, including Luke as a 'preview' of SF6.
itsr67: so Luke got added last
Nyxshade: jacob got me sweating
TXC2:
and one of them has been reprinted 3 times and never into standard
josh___something: The nerd ruined a whole season of SF5, at least is how the story goes
ManWithTheMask13: Tonight's MvC3 TNS 👀
AceGun_: He's not mad, he's just disappointed.
beckmon_: we gaming today
josh___something: much game, very drive gauge
MilkInBags: yeah hardware issues start to appear in your 40s
bombadil117: hey Adam, when’s the last time you pulled apart that stick for maintenance? Stuff like re-greasing the joystick and replacing your switchboard and dusting out your buttons and stuff?
ManWithTheMask13: LMAOkai's juicing
Heefnoff:
@beckmon_ Gamer
ManWithTheMask13: Ian recently just fixed up Wheeler's stick
beckmon_: @heefnoff what up
Heefnoff: Finally playing SF6 again post patch
Heefnoff: Wanted to see how Akuma is
GGsLive: just checked. Still not friends with Nelson on CFN
josh___something: frfr on god?
Heefnoff: How's Bison after the patch? @beckmon_
beckmon_: @heefnoff the exact same hahaha
Heefnoff: MANNNNN
ManWithTheMask13: @Heefnoff I need to remember to share the replays of our match because they were both really good, and I want to steel some of your tech
Heefnoff: AHHHH idk who to play anymore lmao
GGsLive: hmm...that seems like fake friends
bombadil117: there’s an app that you can get for your computer that also will run input checks if you just plug your stick into your PC and start hitting buttons. You can run diagnostics and stuff like that. Also, if the actual lover housing itself is over a couple years old than that switchboard definitely needs to be replaced. that is if the lever itself is giving you issues.
Heefnoff: Akuma's probably out, Ken's mostly the same so probably him
Heefnoff: But mannnnn
MilkInBags:
heef just pick ryu
beckmon_:
no costumes 
GGsLive: lol
AceGun_: @Heefnoff Have you tried Ryu since the patch?
ManWithTheMask13: more like m. smellson
GGsLive: you can buy new clothes for Bison
josh___something: Damn, roasting the man on this drip
Heefnoff: Nah @AceGun_
TXC2: JacobBurgessVO in case you didn't hear, Nelson said Discord is cooked
Heefnoff: I legit thought we'd see costumes soon
Heefnoff:
ManWithTheMask13: No, that's Felicia
Genasi_Gaming: she need to feed her lion
ManWithTheMask13:
She has the orphanage (add Felicia to 6 smile )
MilkInBags:
Jacob talking by himself for the past 45 minutes
bombadil117: i’m actually seeing what’s going on with Adam‘s inputs here. It looks like the back switch on that lever is having some issues.
MilkInBags: but adam might want to keep his stick dirty for complaint equity purposes
Frustico: Time to only parry
TXC2: his complaint equity, like his credentials, are good
AceGun_: I did a deep clean of my lever after last week's OOFC, and it was a huge improvement. Highly recommend.
bombadil117: I was having issues with my stick earlier today. The front USB port on my Xbox is giving me hell, so my stick will just randomly intermittently stop working. I know how that feels.
CaptainDaks: polishing, if you will
ManWithTheMask13: what a command grab
ManWithTheMask13: the goat, if you will
bombadil117: A little bit of silicone grease, and a good dusting goes a long way. Pulling the lip off the bottom of that lever can sometimes be a bitch, but it’s worth it.
ELD_Winterlight: I've heard from multiple sourced that depression meds can give you issues with your stick, maybe it's that
Heefnoff:
@ELD_Winterlight
GGsLive: you know what game you can't just tap parry in? Party House. Marisa is top tier
Heefnoff: Oh my god nice hoodie Nelly where can I get one
ManWithTheMask13: @Heefnoff ^ so true oomfie
mtvcdm: !store
Heefnoff: Store dot LoadingReadyRun dot com? I'll have to check it out!
Heefnoff:
CaptainDaks: flip out
CaptainDaks: is Marisa's worst matchup
GGsLive: how bout Astro Bot winning GoyT. Thoughts?
GGsLive: GotY
MilkInBags: game awards are like words, they're made up
bombadil117: One of these days, you guys will probably end up just getting a new suite of controllers sent to you randomly. I’ll have to find time to do it, but I build these things.
MilkInBags: cant believe goty wasn't factorio space age
MilkInBags: (it was not nominated)
Heefnoff: RIP
mtvcdm: I'm happy it won. After the year gaming has had, it really kinda NEEDED to be a game that was just fundamentally devoted to reminding people why they like videogames in the first place.
LurkerSpine: I am surprised it won game of the year, but I don't like how it looks
LMAOkai_: ggs ggs
GGsLive: I bet everyone that played Astro Bot has stopped playing it by now but they stay up all night playing Balatro in bed
MilkInBags: I learned today that LocalThunk is from Saskatchewan
MilkInBags: balatro dev
josh___something: Localthunk is balatro dev
JacobBurgessVO: Looks like DIscord went down y'all
lamina5432: balatro swept a lot of others though
mtvcdm: I hope that Astro Bot winning gets the remaining studios to at least consider recalibrating. You don't NEED to make some hundred-hour epic. Just make something fun.
MilkInBags: saskatchewan so boring he just made an incredible game
Mister_BlueSky: I was pulling for Metaphor personally, but I'm not mad at Astro Bot getting it.
JacobBurgessVO: I'm going to take off. GG's all and thank you for being here. Have good matches Adam and Nelson!
Nyxshade: Bye!
MilkInBags: because Adam agrees
josh___something:
Jacob
SymphonySolstice: little to do in saskatchewan but gamble tbh
ManWithTheMask13:
@JacobBurgessVO
Genasi_Gaming: how much health does akuma have?
TXC2: thanks for streaming Jacob
Heefnoff: Is your stick busted
MilkInBags: I'm pretty sure it's built in a way that let's your maintain and repair it easily
Heefnoff: I'm sorry to hear that
Heefnoff: Yeah it
Heefnoff: Fixable
mtvcdm: !discord
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NewtyNewts: Next week maybe
Heefnoff: No
NewtyNewts: What else are we supposed to do Adam?
Frustico: Gotta grip 'em and rip 'em
MilkInBags: aww
GGsLive: I'm kinda done with meaties in this game. I just dash up and block most the time. Meaties aint what they used to be...unless you have a throw loop
ManWithTheMask13: @AceGun_ Someone came into my room requesting a carabiner last match, I was set up
MilkInBags: gotta go lean
QuixoticScrivener: give me that cruelty free lab meat
MilkInBags: pea, right?
itira: pee meat
MilkInBags:
itira
MilkInBags: we can create lab diamonds and lab meat, soon cruelty wont be part of the market
TXC2:
as long as we don't get pea wet meat we're fine
30teracyte: I think the lab meat can manage chicken nuggets/sausage, building something with actual muscle structure is a little harder
MilkInBags: what if we find out lab grown human meat is totally edible with no downside
TXC2: MilkInBags it'll still taste bad
ManWithTheMask13: what if we eat the lab
MilkInBags: what if the lab was cake
Bearudite: silkworms
nymistrya: @TXC2 I just want thickened creamy meat
saucemaster5000: What if the lab eats US
TXC2:
nymistrya 
itira: @TXC2 i hear its good with fava beans and a nice chianti
TXC2: itira that's only the liver
saucemaster5000: Soylent green is made of pea pull
itira: @TXC2 guess we better start growing livers
TXC2:
you cook a man's rump like a stake it's like trying to eat cardboard
MilkInBags: actual question i have in mind: what makes 'meat' be human or animal if it's never grown from a living being, are there differences in the composition of the meat?
TXC2:
itira good news, they do that by them selves
nymistrya: Coming to Desert Bus next year, Meat Ones
itira:
LordZarano: Isn't human meant to taste a lot like pork?
NewtyNewts: Multi-meat-ia projects
MilkInBags: nice try newt
ManWithTheMask13: @AceGun_ That should've been a 5-2 and you know it
MilkInBags: i saw the vision
Heefnoff: ggs boss
MilkInBags: akuma does a lot of damage
Bearudite: 9000hp
Heefnoff:
They nerfed him it's fiiiiiine
Heefnoff:
9000hp
Genasi_Gaming: 9000hp
MilkInBags: DLC stands for Damage Ligma Crit
TXC2: he did kinda yeah
MilkInBags: honda fell off since tesla took over EVs
Mr_Horrible: betrayed by the input device
MilkInBags:
sticky situation 
Krillin_fan: no block, only parry
TXC2:
dark souls it, no block, only combat roll?
30teracyte: is it a side specific problem? if you're on the right, do you lose forward inputs?
Heefnoff: Yo MARISA
MilkInBags: wait, what happens in breath of the wild?
Heefnoff: I'll never forget them having to hide what the name of Tears of the Kingdom was that one time
Heefnoff: Cause of the queen
MilkInBags:
what
Heefnoff: @MilkInBags lmaooo the queen of england
NewtyNewts: Might have also because it could have been interpreted as in 'torn' and would be about a kingdom separating?
saucemaster5000: It’s true no one had any tears when that happened
Heefnoff: Like a day after she died there was a TOTK trailer
Heefnoff: @saucemaster5000 REAL
Heefnoff: They aired it and just didn't show the title card
MilkInBags: trailer cancelled because of wok
saucemaster5000: Wok
MilkInBags: it was on purpose
TXC2: to be fair the Queen died suddenly on a random Tuesday, kinda hard to schedule around that
saucemaster5000: Getting some stir fry
NewtyNewts: Perform a perfect parry? What an insane read. Get perfect parried? Why are you allowed to do this bs! /j
MilkInBags: woki woki fry club
Bearudite: cool scooter
TXC2: the F in TTSF
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30teracyte: ok I think I have cleaned all the tea out of my controller
saucemaster5000: Oh no tea in the controller
Mr_Horrible: would feel good for like 1 second
lightfut: Street fighter introduced friendship finishers
NewtyNewts: E. Honda, unregistered chiropractor
saucemaster5000: That sucks. That’s not where you should keep the earl grey
The_Color_Twelve: amen brother
MilkInBags: I'd die
TXC2: Big Mood there Adam
Heefnoff: You can!
NewtyNewts: They did that in MK
Heefnoff: MK11 did that
TXC2: MK3 did that
saucemaster5000: But what if marisa thugs you
Heefnoff: MK11 brought those back
MilkInBags: I still never recovered from babality
TXC2: "Friendship? Friendship again?!"
NewtyNewts: Think it was in MK11 as well? Didn't watch that one
Heefnoff: Sub Zero rides around with a little cart and sells the opponent ice cream
Heefnoff: But like he makes it himself, so he's riding in a cart just filled with popsicle sticks
MilkInBags: can he make flavoured ice
Heefnoff: Ye
MilkInBags: wild
saucemaster5000: Wait what is sub zero’s cream?
MilkInBags: so he has another reason to eat pineapple?
schordash:
thanks for the stream guys and nice job today combatants~ o7 
have a good one all o/
TXC2: so long schordash stay safe
NewtyNewts: @MilkInBags I don't think it's his flavour they take
couchboyj: Freaking Edmond and his two gold fish. Won't shut up about em.
MilkInBags: hey adam just say 'I love when Honda just stops fighting and loses'
saucemaster5000: Fuck I’d kill for a popsicle rn
MilkInBags: sauce just put water outside
MilkInBags: or orange juice
saucemaster5000: i’ll put you outside
NewtyNewts: Ryu?
LMAOkai_: Ryu is a strong boy this patch
saucemaster5000: I love when manon “gives herself” a buff
itira: Hemlock is here rooting for you Adam
NewtyNewts: I'm thinking Ryu might be one you'd want for that, based on your fireball usage
TXC2: the old Oshi Dashi
NewtyNewts: She does, but it's more like she needs it to be viable
itira: Hemlock just altf4ed me out of everything -_-
Heefnoff: -3 or less
Heefnoff: I forgor
AceGun_: usually -2 or -3, i think
NewtyNewts: I'd say Jamie and Lily are kinda the same way there Nelly
GGsLive: ggs
Heefnoff: Could be that the 5 framer ain't reaching them? Idk
hyperialguard: Juri, as well
hyperialguard: Fuha stocks
MilkInBags: people read the wiki feet and found out
Heefnoff: Million dollar character Juri
hyperialguard: Those are the Yin/yang symbols she gets/spends on her fireballs
TXC2: Juri the biggest breakout character since Cammy
Abracadaver23: how's oki oki going today?
saucemaster5000: Fuck. Just took a test. Finally got the big C
TXC2: hello Abracadaver23 welcome
Abracadaver23: He's working on the LRR time machine isn't he
Heefnoff: Oh shit
MilkInBags: sorry for your chlamydia sauce
TXC2: oh Covid
TXC2:
I was think Cancer
Heefnoff: @saucemaster5000 Ok wait I thought it was the other C
AceGun_: Also... the 'big C' is usually not Covid...
Abracadaver23: I've had it at least once
Heefnoff: That is the little C
TheWooglie: @TXC2 yeah I thought it was the other one
itira: oh jesus, covid i thought the other big c
saucemaster5000: Look
MilkInBags:
crabs
Heefnoff: Ok I'm glad I'm not the only one lmaooo
Abracadaver23: oh jeez there's a lot of medical issues that start with c
Mr_Horrible: I will admit I also thought of the more OG C
saucemaster5000: Fine my sick ass said the wrong c
Heefnoff: LMAO sorry don't mean to undermine your struggle my friend
AceGun_: Covid brain fog, understandable.
MilkInBags: cromulent maladies
Mr_Horrible: but also that sucks, hope for a speedy recovery with no complications, friend
TXC2:
saucemaster5000 nah, it's fine, I'm a dumbass
itira: ill let it go this time sauce because youre sick
josh___something: you good, sauce XD
KeytarCat: Pretty sure I got covid before it got big. I'm the worst hipster
Heefnoff: The big C is actually sperm cramps
Heefnoff: Men understand
MilkInBags:
saucemaster5000: (To be clear yes covid)
Bearudite: thats the clap
Mr_Horrible: Heef what the fuck
MilkInBags: cold is the comic sans C
Mr_Horrible: you can just not type stuff
Heefnoff: LMAOOOO
mtvcdm: Look, who among us haven't had chlamydia
LostThePirate: The "finally" in there was the context clue to point to Covid, as cancer doesn't have the same inevitability about it.
saucemaster5000: No I can’t mr horrible
Abracadaver23: Oh man i got the c, cataracts
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 no you're fine, you must remain unfettered
Darleysam: the good c: cheese
Mr_Horrible:
but Heefnoff needs to be Heefnawf sometimes
MilkInBags:
cheese 
saucemaster5000: I finally got the big brie
Abracadaver23: the common cold
MilkInBags: dhalsim vs honda like it's 1992
therepoman__: Sorry which move is plus?
Abracadaver23: @saucemaster5000 hear about that french cheese factory that exploded? there was nothing left but da brie
Abracadaver23: this honda's pressure is crazy
MilkInBags: chat, do you eat brie cold or hot
saucemaster5000: Both
saucemaster5000: Just give me the wheel
Abracadaver23: @MilkInBags i'll be honest milk i don't think i've had brie yet
MilkInBags: brie is good! you should try that with real maple syrup, put it in the oven for 15 minutes
Darleysam: @MilkInBags melted in a sandwich with cranberry, and maybe bacon
MilkInBags: diagnosed with a case of the cranberry
Heefnoff: Sorry what situation
saucemaster5000: Turkey brie apple grilled on sourdough
MilkInBags:
brie apple
Heefnoff: So it's not real
Heefnoff: But you have to wait for the jab to come out
Heefnoff: It's more of a spacing thing than a frame thing
therepoman__: ^
Abracadaver23: I was watching some virtua fighter yesterday after the game awards and that game is for real with how fast people get ko'd
Heefnoff: Wait Adam you said you're doing a 5 frame? Which button?
ZawaAmaz: Marisa's only 5 frame is 2LK, her stand jab is 6
saucemaster5000: Ya know what’s a good sandwich? Avocado, fried plantains and a bit of hot sauce on whole wheat
Heefnoff: Stand LP is 6
GGsLive: headbutt s -3
Heefnoff: Yeah the math should work out but the spacing messes it up
MilkInBags: sauce that sounds like a chef meal that only chef can enjoy
MilkInBags: my streamer is popping off
MilkInBags:
TXC2: there are other streamers?
Abracadaver23: I don't have a chef's palate, I am but a Midwestern boy, I am not an avocado or plantain person
AceGun_: Don't throw Midwestern boys under the bus like that. I love avocados and plantains.
LurkerSpine: avocado is so good. I've only ever had plantains fried
saucemaster5000: You really don’t need butter and mayo would be kinda gross with the fries plantain
Abracadaver23: @AceGun_ find, I'll only throw the hoosier from indiana under the bus
Abracadaver23: i made two typos there wow
AceGun_:
@Abracadaver23 
ZawaAmaz: meaty OD gladius might bop the headbutt
NewtyNewts: My Gladius, why have you forsaken me?
Kramburger: Gladius, why do you playdius?
NewtyNewts: Yup, that's what I kept getting hit by.
TXC2: Gladius has betraydi us
NewtyNewts: Marisa feels like a burst-damage character, rather than an oki-focused character
NewtyNewts: Make every opportunity big, but don't allow the opportunities to chain
KeytarCat: That was a very Marisa round from Honda
NewtyNewts: Is that a Honda kara cancel?
NewtyNewts: Ggs everyone!
GGsLive: ggs!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Nelson and Adam
TXC2: !patreon
lamina5432: gday you two
TXC2: !store
therepoman__: FROGS ARE GONE
saucemaster5000: Frogs still here tho
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PST (1:00 from now).
MilkInBags: hope you can find a stickmancer to fix your stick
saucemaster5000: Ribbit
TXC2: the frogs never leave
ManWithTheMask13: Stinkin frogs
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, gang 
TXC2: !events
MilkInBags: will pedro pascal be there
saucemaster5000: Yes
saucemaster5000: I promis milk
MilkInBags: but there are no cards in TFT???
BlueFingers5:
Until season 4 right 
TXC2: I thought the last episode was last, but theres more, yeay!
saucemaster5000: Peenultimate
MilkInBags: little stevie?
ManWithTheMask13: Get me tf away from sf6
josh___something: Nooooooo, only 2 more episodes left?
Mr_Horrible: good stream good times
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