Rhythm Cafe || Goodbye Volcano High

KeytarCat: I'm having a bad brain day, so I'm hoping for some catharsis
  Juliamon: 
 Earthenone: 
Riandisa:   
 Stormgod519: HOLY CRAP!
 Stormgod519: Im on time!!!
 Stormgod519: I just got home from errands!
 LordZarano:  🏮 
 Stormgod519: Hi Chat
DideRobot: LRR: It's been a week since we said hello to volcano high, but we're still not ready to say goodbye. Rhythm Cafe starts right now! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113659323766949167
 jacqui_lantern234: hey nerds!!! 
failbag subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
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Cuddly_Kitteh subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
 Cuddly_Kitteh: “oh hey it’s Rhythm Cafe, i should probably be asleep” — Kitteh, around 4/5 years ago
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 NotCainNorAbel: Prepare yourself ... some hot chocolate
 jacqui_lantern234: @NotCainNorAbel i dont have any D:
 NotCainNorAbel: @jacqui_lantern234  
 jacqui_lantern234: boooooong
adept_nekomancer: 8/10, would boooong again
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 jessieimproved: such a great toot
 jessieimproved: but like, I have to clean my house because this is where we celebrate
 protojman: i can not care about so many weeks
 Stormgod519: Hi Heather, Hi Ian!
 Stormgod519: truuuuuuuuue
KeytarCat: I'm replaying FF&
 BrowneePointz: Project Destiny?
KeytarCat: 7
 BrowneePointz: Project Company?
 TheMerricat: Project Century is the name currently.
 Stormgod519: oof
 Stormgod519: i have yet to watch it myself
 BrowneePointz: Project Century!
 Stormgod519: I struggle to watch shows. My main source of media consumption is youtube and its not even close
 Stormgod519: ooo, yeah
 PharaohBender27: @Stormgod519 Same, but add Twitch to YouTube
 Stormgod519: I feel that
 Stormgod519: @PharaohBender27 Twitch would be #2 if discord didnt exist
 Stormgod519: As a Sociologist, watching stuff to understand other things is a thing I've done for schoolwork...
theawesomeonev2 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 61 months!
 BrowneePointz: Nah watch gravity falls
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 BrowneePointz: that show is INFUSED with Twin Peaks
 Stormgod519:  probably
SaxPython: quesque c'est
thirsty_kitteh: I didn't know Bowie played the Grand Negus
 Stormgod519: When did this air?
 PharaohBender27: No, he was still alive at least when he got introduced
thirsty_kitteh: Wait, I thought this was a podcast? Ian definitely said so earlier 
 PharaohBender27: Pretty much my Venture Brothers watching was back in undergrad and right after, so like 2005-2008
SaxPython:   
 Stormgod519: @PharaohBender27 oh yeah, Bowie was def still alive around then...
 Stormgod519: Bowie passed in like 2016, 2017... one of those two
 PharaohBender27: @Stormgod519 2016
 Stormgod519: @PharaohBender27 okay, i was right. i do remember stuff from the podcasts i listen to...
adept_nekomancer: A kind of societal meteor we all have to face, if you will.
 PharaohBender27: @Stormgod519 A lot of celebrities died that year, thus why I remember it as a year of death and nasty surprises
 Stormgod519: @PharaohBender27 Prince did as well, yeah. I remember that year was a big one for celeb deaths...
  Juliamon: *coughs aggressively into a mask*
 Stormgod519: Also nasty surprises, yeah....
 PharaohBender27: @Stormgod519 And Carrie Fisher and Leonard Cohen
 Stormgod519: @PharaohBender27 holy shit, youre right...
 Stormgod519: damn, 2016 did suck. that was also when i was in 7th and 8th grade and was being heavy bullied
EdoardoZone: are we going back to school? oh no
putz12a subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
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 Pheonix888: There is a new house hippo ad
 Stormgod519: @Pheonix888 I still haven't gotten my house hippo yet, and im still mad... I demand it!!!
adept_nekomancer: The rising embers on the title screen sure doesn't inspire confidence that the story will end well
  Juliamon: adept_nekomancer The game starts around a bonfire, though
 PharaohBender27: 
EdoardoZone: that's a lot of teeth
 jacqui_lantern234: EMPTY IT
 Stormgod519: Angry Zen Master shows up...
adept_nekomancer: @Juliamon Ah, right.  That angle didn't occur to me.
 Stormgod519: brb chat, gotta wrap a gift
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PhilanthropicExpensiveTaroMrDestructoid-XfSF7jDUd2W_KUsG
 jessieimproved: I Konmari fold all my clothes so..
 PharaohBender27: I use the space under my bed for Aquabricks (water containers in case there's an emergency)
  Juliamon: here lies Ian, crushed by three layers of storage
Riandisa: As a kid I had a bunk bed and I used the top bunk for storage since I found it too hot to sleep up there
SaxPython: #ThatsHowYouGetAnts
 calculated_uncertainties: above storage and box bed warmth is great!
 accountmadeforants: I appreciate the use of a clip to close a bag, at least
 Stormgod519: pfft
 accountmadeforants: Definitely beside us
 accountmadeforants: Just barely off to the side so we'll see it again and think it was still under the bed
 Stormgod519: lol
SaxPython: yo our nails are great
OmnipotentTrevor: It is Trish
SaxPython: Rose?
 Stormgod519: lul
 accountmadeforants:   
OmnipotentTrevor: Trish is the bandmate, Rosa is her gardening friend, I think
 PharaohBender27: !chat
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 accountmadeforants: Sounds like a bad idea
SaxPython: !chat
thirsty_kitteh: I wouldn't 100% believe us either
 accountmadeforants: And yeah, I think she's Rosa
 accountmadeforants: rm -rf drama
SaxPython: omg at where's an asteroid
SaxPython: she's watching TTSF
 accountmadeforants: It might actually be an insulator, and get behind the membrane for the buttons? But other than that, yeah, easy to fix.
SaxPython:   
 accountmadeforants: Name? Lava Java. Occupation? Lava Java. Place of work? Lava Java.
 PharaohBender27: Welp
SaxPython: 
adept_nekomancer: I guess we chose violence
 accountmadeforants: Maybe it was on a timer?
KeytarCat: Timer in the upper left 
Yiu113: The schoolbook person's going to love this.
 accountmadeforants: 
 accountmadeforants: I love Naomi
UpstageJMC subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 81 months!
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 Jillexie: Ian ready to break into the game to fix it.
SaxPython: the eye twitch omg
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PowerfulZanyCrabsHeyGuys-y1BR0stnx4522UqG
 accountmadeforants: I think they expected us to not instantly call the shot
 accountmadeforants: So that was meant as a transition between us looking in rooms and eventually deciding on Roof
Yiu113: I forgot how strange this game was when I played it and streamed it to my friend Reed without knowing.
 accountmadeforants: Hold up a blank sheet of paper in front of your face
SaxPython: 
OmnipotentTrevor: I'm glad to see a playthrough of this because I know these characters entirely from fanworks before now.
 accountmadeforants: o7
 jacqui_lantern234:  flawless pictures
SaxPython:   
 accountmadeforants: AAaaaaaA
Yiu113: This worm screams
adept_nekomancer: Bug always screaming, both internally and externally
 calculated_uncertainties: Reminds me of Kipo
 accountmadeforants: This is prehistoric times, so it's probably still leaded solder
 accountmadeforants: Delicious
  Juliamon: Autopsy somehow sounds better than vivisection
Yiu113: @Juliamon Vivisection is a much more inherently menacing term.
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Good point
 PharaohBender27: 
 accountmadeforants: Get Naomi to fix the Naomi
SaxPython:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 jacqui_lantern234: help help, im being perceived by the game 
Yiu113: She seems more like an Ascent kind of woman.
 TheDevil_Risen: Gig time yet?
 accountmadeforants: LJ does look like the embodiment of Live Journal. Prehistoric, edgy in a sincere but dorky way
 PharaohBender27: 
 accountmadeforants: The midi controller, maybe
 GhostValv: that's corporealist
 TheDevil_Risen: Sarah Elmaleh
Yiu113: Ghost employment's something all of these people are going to have to worry about soon. They're just forward thinking.
 TheMerricat: LJ's VA is Sarah Elmaleh, unfortunately not T'Ana's VA (Gillian Vigman)
 TheDevil_Risen: she was in gears 5
 TheDevil_Risen: Star wars squadrons
SaxPython: clap clap clap
WolfNanaki: Hey everyone o/
 accountmadeforants: No, but the literal point here is whether you like it, LJ
Bionull: Calm down for impact
Bionull: Oh, Ian meant the battle of the bands, not the asteroid
 TheDevil_Risen: awwww
 jacqui_lantern234: it is!!!
 TheDevil_Risen: so cute
  Juliamon: yuuup
WolfNanaki: yeah it is!
 BusTed: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheDevil_Risen: CALLED SHOT, GG Ian!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
SaxPython: 
 TheDevil_Risen: also loving the Moire pattern on your shirt today 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DrabAttractiveCheetahM4xHeh-3CMFrh6jRU1Aqs1u
 TheDevil_Risen: hehehe
 TheDevil_Risen: wb
WolfNanaki: Welcome back!
 iris_of_ether: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 jacqui_lantern234: oh no im late for horse club!!!!! 
WolfNanaki: Also this was my 2023 GOTY 🫶
 jacqui_lantern234: im not a fan of ass worms, so Wizard 
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmericanTiredFennelVoHiYo-LKPGZRk5dItcSrOi
WolfNanaki: Sage and Stella!
thetruemaxi: hello
WolfNanaki: Oh don’t forget, Fang is nonbinary, they/them pronouns
OmnipotentTrevor: It's not like worrying about the rock can do anything about the rock
 Jillexie: Hitting the ocean is still BAD
SniHjen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
 SniHjen: dump charisma, or pump charisma? or qump charisma? or bump charisma?
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 iris_of_ether:   
adept_nekomancer: Too many socks and you'll cushion it though.
 iris_of_ether:   
 SniHjen: a bat with a bat
 calculated_uncertainties: gotta do knee/thigh high sock, though
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 iris_of_ether: That's just a flail Heather
 BusTed: sock bat brick flail
OmnipotentTrevor: Sandspurs stick really well to soccks
 calculated_uncertainties: ankle socks probably won't work hard.
iarethel0ser: The more socks they remove the more it hurts.  They are the instruments of their own destruction.
 jacqui_lantern234: @iris_of_ether no, a flail is what i do whenever someone is even remotely nice to me 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MoistEnergeticDiscDuDudu-u77lvdOYQ8DPAlSQ
 PharaohBender27: 
 SniHjen: anxiety simulator
 jacqui_lantern234: ngl, thats LITERALLY ALWAYS my thought whenever a cute girl hits on me
 BusTed: gottem
 Earthenone: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:20 PM
 SniHjen: judge and audience votes? so eurovision rules.
 SniHjen: eurovision rules
 Dog_of_Myth: real worm drama now.
 SniHjen: got eaten
KeytarCat: Naomi's gonna find mango, surely
Bionull: How'd she clean her fingers?
 SniHjen: carefully
Bionull: This is the essence or worm drama
Bionull: *of
 SniHjen: *slow clap*
offbeatwitch: You have failed worm's challenge
 TheMerricat: Trish, we love you girl but you are a horrible pet owner.
WolfNanaki: There’s an achievement for catching Mango lol
adept_nekomancer: Sudden unexpected rhythm inputs?  It pulled a Hi-Fi Rush on us!
 Evil_John_Cena: hi chat
 accountmadeforants: PreCretaceous, short for Pretty Cretacous
 accountmadeforants: *ceous
 SniHjen: pick something that works togeather
 PharaohBender27: 100%, Ian
 PharaohBender27: 
 SniHjen: so nobody important
 jacqui_lantern234: man, i dislike this guy
WolfNanaki: Gotta commit to tough choices
 TheMerricat: Go fuck off Naser.
 TheDevil_Risen: oof
 SniHjen: he really does not get it
 jacqui_lantern234: tbf, he started it
 TheDevil_Risen: Social Combat!
 PharaohBender27: Ohai Krankor
 TheDevil_Risen: at least it wasn't yet another 
 accountmadeforants: Fangkor
 TheDevil_Risen: yes I caught up on VtM 
 TheDevil_Risen: pure 
Bionull: Your first TTRPG experience is also responsible for the future of your friendship and career plans! Have fun.
 jacqui_lantern234: Billy Boyd voice: "Knowledge"
 PharaohBender27: 
 SniHjen: nope nope
 TheDevil_Risen: i like the 2nd one so far
 SniHjen: ohh
 accountmadeforants: C'mon Fang, loredump us
offbeatwitch: studying the blade
 accountmadeforants: While you were studying the blade, I was studying the scythe
 AugmentingPath: jeeez
adept_nekomancer: There were boards involved in one manner or another.
 TheDevil_Risen: id make a joke but it contains major spoilers 
 jacqui_lantern234: Otaku Chef
 TheDevil_Risen: Jeoff the Otaku Chef
 AugmentingPath: no metagaming!
 accountmadeforants: Don't know, they haven't been killed by a door, as far as we know
WolfNanaki: The caves are more fun tbh
Bionull: Naomi will never love us now
 TheDevil_Risen: oo pretty caves
Yiu113: The waterfall is the Evil entrance.
 TheDevil_Risen: yes.
 TheDevil_Risen: Cid
 TheDevil_Risen: it is
 TheDevil_Risen: im getting someone to do me a Cid, Weatherlight Captian alter in the new year
 TheMerricat: Jacob would plotz.
 PharaohBender27: I *think* I only played D&D once (i.e. I'm not sure if it was that or something). I was like 12, and the friend of mine who arranged it was the only one who wanted to take it seriously - I was confused, and everyone else wanted to talk about other stuff
 PharaohBender27: *or something else
Yiu113: I love the little smiley faces on the gems
adept_nekomancer: Now tune the strings on this harpsichord.
DaxStrife: Color-based puzzles are the devil (I am partially colorblind).
 TheDevil_Risen: Prasing.
 TheDevil_Risen: *Phrasing
KeytarCat: Wasn't the door room the antechamber?
Bionull: I like the :3 gem
 PharaohBender27: 
 Creature_Comforts: This is me playing D&D
 TheMerricat: Oh dear....
Yiu113: He's so unprepared for this.
 Jillexie: Go Trish!
 PharaohBender27: 
 BusTed: You can't *handle* sedude!
 accountmadeforants: 
 SniHjen: and the big bad fell in love, gave up his plan of world destruction, started a family, congratulations?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UnusualMotionlessFerretDxCat-zYwTlKCI6gPTFP3J
offbeatwitch: i was gonna say
 TheMerricat: Is Reed the only boy in this group?
  Juliamon: Sage is a boy iirc
 TheDevil_Risen: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RepleteSteamyAxeKeepo-9rSAfbDzeNAIDJrt
adept_nekomancer: "Okay, fine, roll to seduce."
 PharaohBender27: Late to the party, but: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PricklyMuddyPeafowlBIRB-YMw9DXTT9vC4onq6
 TheDevil_Risen: lol you can tell @NotCainNorAbel  and @PharaohBender27 had exactly the same thought as I did 
 SniHjen: please don't
 SniHjen: don't be THAT player,
 TheDevil_Risen: needs more cowbell!
 NotCainNorAbel: @TheDevil_Risen I look forward to this getting put in the middle of the highlight reel with not context
 accountmadeforants: Honestlyin this fantasy world Fang and Naomi's characters are a very aesthetically pleasing pairing. They really offset each other's generic extreme alignment-ness.
 PharaohBender27: @TheDevil_Risen But which one (if any) will be chosen for Highlights? 
 TheDevil_Risen: who knows   hahaha
DaxStrife: They roll a messy crit. 
 NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 The more clips the more likely at least one of them gets in
adept_nekomancer: @DaxStrife With all that whipped cream, all crits will now be messy
WolfNanaki: Yeah the rolls are randomized
WolfNanaki: You also get achievements for rolling 1 or 20
 PharaohBender27: @NotCainNorAbel This is true. It's an admittedly ego-boosting exercise I just do each highlights - "Was this my clip?"
 accountmadeforants: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 iris_of_ether:   
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so metagaming, there are two achievements for rolling a crit hit and a crit miss, and from what I'm reading it's completely random if you are able to get them, so it think the real rolls are really random.
Yiu113: "The horny ones" implies there are ones here who aren't horny.
 TheDevil_Risen: yes Mr Garrison 
 accountmadeforants: With that voice, it sounds like death from old age will be what reinforces the demon
 BusTed: Zone of Truth!
 SniHjen: let it time out
  Juliamon: Olly is Trish
 TheMerricat: 
 TheDevil_Risen: lol
 SniHjen: blright
 accountmadeforants: Behold: BOX TEXT
 PharaohBender27: This game'
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 TheMerricat: This spell is just "DM please Loredump for me? 
Yiu113: Blightbane and Brightbane are two very different weapons
 PharaohBender27: *game's devs have definitely played D&D
 TheDevil_Risen: the party casts Tasha's Hideous Laughter 
 TheDevil_Risen: and it kills the enemy dead 
 TheMerricat: @TheDevil_Risen Trish's Hideous Laughter. 
 SniHjen: I really dislike jeff
 TheDevil_Risen: ^^^
 AugmentingPath: lût
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
 LurkerSpine: 100 mawwiage
Lysander_salamander: Oh, are they playing L & L?
 PharaohBender27: 
 PharaohBender27: This loot is for US
iarethel0ser: Game good.
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 TheDevil_Risen:   
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 SniHjen: I hate these kids so much
 TheMerricat: I love them. 
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, load-bearing guitar!
 jacqui_lantern234: these kids are flawless, i would die for them
 TheDevil_Risen: Run!
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 accountmadeforants: I love Rosa's character
 accountmadeforants: Perfect weirdo
Lysander_salamander: awesome
 TheDevil_Risen: 100000% Yes
offbeatwitch: sick
Lysander_salamander: metal
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 TheMerricat: 
Lysander_salamander: who doesn't want to do that
 PharaohBender27: On that note, I need to go make dinner. 
 TheMerricat: Reed forgot a question during their session 0. 
Lysander_salamander: yeah that's for fanfic
 accountmadeforants: The guitar screams, "DESTROY. EVIL."
 jacqui_lantern234: OMG IAN DO IT
Lysander_salamander: uncomfortable
 TheMerricat: Enjoy dinner @PharaohBender27 !
 AugmentingPath: is this what social media addiction is?
 TheDevil_Risen: I vote for the Morbols!
adept_nekomancer: "Can I seduce the swamp?"
 TheMerricat: Heather you can never have too many bad ass weapons. 
 TheDevil_Risen: but, DO THEY GET to play SWAMPBALL?
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TsundereEndearingWoodpeckerTinyFace-0aSFaUhk3WKEoTXl
Lysander_salamander: oh, cool posters
OmnipotentTrevor: You earned a flashback in the middle of that too
Lysander_salamander: aw
 TheDevil_Risen: awww
 accountmadeforants: As opposed to the band stuff, whih isn't something me
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 TheDevil_Risen: weeeee
 TheDevil_Risen: Reed, shhh
WolfNanaki: Yeah this is the very end of episode 3
WolfNanaki: And now you're in episode four
Lysander_salamander: yay
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!  Thanks for playing!
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks for the stream Heather and Ian 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 GapFiller: !homestream
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager , twitch.tv/sergeafterdark | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
Ashmantle: 
 GapFiller: !ian
Riandisa: Thanks for the great stream
 GapFiller: !store
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 Dog_of_Myth: !merch
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 GapFiller: !patreon
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 TheDevil_Risen:   
SaxPython: 
 Marvoleath: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 jacqui_lantern234: poems 
 TheDevil_Risen:   
SaxPython:   
 TheDevil_Risen:   
  Juliamon: Bedrock Winter Extravaganza
 SAJewers: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 TheDevil_Risen: Yabba Dabba DOOOO
 TheDevil_Risen: TeeTH!
 Marvoleath:  
 GapFiller:   !?
 GapFiller:   
 TheDevil_Risen: love the Everdell art
 accountmadeforants: How, exactly, do you rethink caramel
 GapFiller: oooh pan of caramel means Moonbase full of caramel smell
 Marvoleath: macarel
TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: Hopefully it turns out better than that... stuff made during that one LRL
TheAinMAP: 
 TheDevil_Risen: 10/10 no notes
 jacqui_lantern234: you had me at Phoenix Wright
 SAJewers: !clip 󠀀
SaxPython: Unbranded? un-Bran-dead
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 jacqui_lantern234: see yall tomorrow XD
 accountmadeforants: Cupcake Clears The Bar exists in the same universe as Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, surely
SaxPython: @accountmadeforants 
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PricklyCogentToadTBTacoRight-x_yKNNo1cgzpZC4m
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