Bonus || Mouthwashing

  TXC2: CONTACT
  Juliamon: ooooh yes!!
  Juliamon: 
 GreatWahooney: aw yiss
 ShaneLeeAtk:   
 GreatWahooney: what a pleasant surprise
 Astra7525: Secret stream! Secret stream! Secret stream!
 Chaotically_Random: I heard this game was really spoopy
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DideRobot: LRR: Bonus || Before gorging ourselves on GARBAGE DAY let's try to finish this bottle of Mouthwash! | Twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113675757026318307
 fastlane250: Wait I mean "we get signal lrrSIG"
DoodlestheGreat: Hmmm... Is this a game I should tell my dentist about?
  Juliamon: Gods no, unless they're into creepy shit
 Gekyouryuu: @doodlesthegreat depends on your dentist
  Juliamon: (my hygienist would be totally into it)
Mysticman89: ooo I was wondering when this was gonna get returned to
 GreatWahooney: 
 GreatWahooney: ok now we need to get Beej to finish Fallout and we can enter the new year with a clean slate
 sporkraptor: I saw the announcement and was like "okay they usually save these bits for Loading Ready Live but if Ian wants to gargle an entire bottle of mouthwash on-stream"
 RockPusher: I dunno if I'd be comfortable with someone who sticks pointy things in my mouth being one of the sickos (affectionate)
DoodlestheGreat: Okay. Forewarned is forearmed. And four-armed is half an octopus.
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Earthenone: is this annother neil ciceraga thing?
  firehawkzoa:   
 sporkraptor: mouthwash nog: NO
 RockPusher: Nogwash! Nogwash!
 sporkraptor: better than "hogwash" I guess (bacon-flavored mouthwash)
 Gekyouryuu: @doodlesthegreat and 2/5 of a squid
 RockPusher: sporkraptor but how else will you get Porcine-Fresh Breath?
   LoadingReadyRun: cease blease
 TheMerricat: Horse Pucky!
   LoadingReadyRun: ur hurding me
 sporkraptor: @RockPusher look it's illegal to do that to a pig
 TheMerricat: @sporkraptor Only in Alabama.
 Gekyouryuu: @rockpusher there's that ham flavored gum from the episode of Futurama where fry and bender join the army
  TXC2: here we go!
 Gekyouryuu: It is mostly bone, though
TheAinMAP:   
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 RockPusher: sneaky
  TXC2: Hello  Alex
 sporkraptor: hi Alex!
 fastlane250: Heldo
 Dalrint: Oh man. I'm so excited to see you play this, Alex.
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TheAinMAP: Hello
 korvys: I heard good things, but I missed the previous stream with this game
 DiscordianTokkan: Bonus Alex Stream! 
 niccus: *thumbs up* the vibes are rancid
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phoenixletmeuseadashd: looks obra dinn inspired except higher rez and color
 TheMerricat: Oh! This one!
 Astra7525: The UK newspaper The Guardian even had a review about this game
Mysticman89: weird tendrils you were blocked by. You mightve navigated to the other side of them but i dunno where it saved
 Dalrint: the horror game warnings are intense in this one. There are a LOT of triggering things.
 Decaped: CW: Body Horror for men and women.
  TXC2: so it's a slow Tuesday then? 
  TXC2: !cw
  LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
 public_key_reveal_party: This game is miserable and horrific. 10/10 would recommend
 Gekyouryuu: Crew of 5, actually
  Juliamon: Crew of 5, possibly 4 depending on how you count Curly
Ba_Dum_Tish: I am still alive. I am very badly burnt.
Mysticman89: at some point curly is more of a passenger rather than crew tho
 Dalrint: @Juliamon 4 and a half?
 Gekyouryuu: I think they mean if you count the captain as part of the crew
 DiscordianTokkan: Is all the blobby stuff emergency foam, or
  TXC2: all this form stuff on the walls is fine I'm sure
DoodlestheGreat: @Juliamon Always count Curly. And Shemp!
 GreatWahooney: jumpscared by responsibility is such a mood
  TXC2: oh good!
 Mangledpixel: love that effect
 fastlane250: Cannot be perceived
  Juliamon: Like I said.... *depending on how you count Curly*
Mysticman89: when I first saw this game I thought it was like foam as in mouthwash froth, but yeah its totally sealant foam
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 Drasvin: Hello
 Mangledpixel: actually using the 'hall of mirrors' effect that engines like the Doom engine could cause
 TheDangerWaffle: hewwoooo
  TXC2: hello Drasvin  and TheDangerWaffle  welcome
sheriffsign: i only ever had a light idea of what mouthwashing is and i did NOT know it was first person
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 sporkraptor: um... I hate it when that happens
 fastlane250: return of ghost honse
 CataclysmicReverb: Alcohol will do that
 matthaus_c: oh I do need less of those
 Marvoleath: !next
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 sporkraptor: it keeps running over to check how you're doing
  TXC2: like Dark matter
 sporkraptor: oh yeah I remember that movie
 sporkraptor: and it looks dorky XD
 Mangledpixel: cool effect for the time, but yeh a little cartoony in hindsight
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 Nigouki: hello honse
 DiscordianTokkan: honse
 GreatWahooney: boop that snoot
 TheMerricat: Did you know, originally Leslie was a _serious_ actor?
  TXC2: the forbidden honse
 Nigouki: but...it's forbidden D:
phoenixletmeuseadashd: he monster is just a grinning horse head? 
 sporkraptor: oh it is literally a horse-thing
 Mangledpixel: it's a product of its time (there's a bunch of sexist nonsense in it, for example) but it's influential for a reason
  TXC2: horse nose = human skull ?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 sporkraptor: it's goofy but also pretty dang good
 Astra7525: "He's Jimmy... Jimmy Brickfeet"
DigitalSeahorse: honse
 Strebenherz: Oh hi!
 Mangledpixel: Star Trek and Lost in Space both have a fair amount of Forbidden Planet DNA
 Strebenherz: Was W+P cancelled today?
 Strebenherz: Ahh okay
DigitalSeahorse: no he's early
Mysticman89: easy to get turned around in this area since it all looks so similar
 Strebenherz: How you feeling from last week Alex?
gluonquark: What te is it now there?
 matthaus_c: cheeky listerine, as a treat
 sporkraptor: and shoot it a lot
Jethrain: oh yay, i was hoping you'd come back to this
 Strebenherz: You were king of the world and wanted in seven countries last week
  TXC2: that's my secret, I'm always in bad shape 
 Rhynerd: going into the garbage with a nice fresh mouth
 fastlane250: 'work'
 sporkraptor: that was quick
 fastlane250:   
 NewtyNewts: Bonus Alex!
KeytarCat: Safe*
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Mysticman89: Was he just cuddling the bag of sweetner?
Jethrain: "that drink looks sick" for certain definitions of "sick"
 Strebenherz: deleted scene?  ooh.
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 Gekyouryuu: These poor, poor people with no idea what they were in for. ...I of course mean the impending Watch + Play. Also, poor PonEx folks, I guess.
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 Gizmoloid: movie is better off without it, but still interesting to see?
 Mangledpixel: which Bottom Live were you watching?
DigitalSeahorse: the one in the apartment
  TXC2: I like act 2 from Bottom 2, where they're in the prison
Master_Gunner: the one deleted scene I can't understand being removed is the opening up Arnie's head in Terminator 2 (which was added back in the director's cut)
DigitalSeahorse: also some of series
 betweenmyself: Leslie Nielsen’s less celebrated filmography includes “Day of the Animals”, a horror movie in which animals run amok and kill humans.  Leslie portrays a particularly odious character in the movie.
 Mangledpixel: I think that's the one where the recording was in my home town of Southampton (where Adrian Edmondson is also from)
Jethrain: "may we never go to Hell but always be on our way" man that's a line
Mysticman89: non chronological sotries are really easy to mess up and just leave people confused but it manages pretty well
DigitalSeahorse: yeah he says that when he's doing his overacting
 sporkraptor: it's a horrible goose!
 Astra7525: a swan... for swansea
 sporkraptor: @Astra7525 oh, yeah, bingo
KeytarCat: Brave*
 CataclysmicReverb: Swan... so it's a cannibal the musical reference?
DigitalSeahorse: "I'm from Southampton!" "You you ever yearnnnn for changee."
 Mangledpixel: oh, apparently it was a bit, he's actually from Bradford 
Ba_Dum_Tish: Daisuke has one braincell and it was lost in the crash
DigitalSeahorse: I read slowly in comparison.
DigitalSeahorse: oof
  Juliamon: of course it's cold, it's cryo 
DigitalSeahorse:   sparky
Ba_Dum_Tish: 
 sporkraptor: damn, Daisuke XD
 NewtyNewts: Dude's got a backbone made of spaghetti
 Astra7525: jeebus.. and now WE are manipulating daisuke
 Strebenherz: fair
  Juliamon: It's OK if we do it, because we're the captain
Metric_Furlong: I'm sure nothing bad could happen to him because of this
Ba_Dum_Tish: I saw daisuke in vent
warpstonewarlock: Hello Alex!
 NewtyNewts: @Ba_Dum_Tish That's kinda sus
 sporkraptor: nah he's fine
  TXC2: if nothing else, Daisuke got some arm strength
 sporkraptor: probably stubbed his toe or something
 Nigouki: oh no, did we make Daisuke into a breaker finder?
  TXC2: or did I guess 
Ba_Dum_Tish: I'm sure its fine....
 NewtyNewts: What happen? Somebody set up us the bomb of course.
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Gizmoloid: sooo... is he gonna come out from the vent like those scientists in Black Mesa?
  TXC2: MEANWHILE in the past
 fastlane250: 
Ba_Dum_Tish: 
 Strebenherz: find the pew pews
an_archist2: where are the knives
DigitalSeahorse: anxiety poster?
 Nigouki: become the gun
Ba_Dum_Tish: Grab the clipazine
  TXC2: interesting to see this place not messed up
nalha_saldana: wait, Alex is playing a working normal game?
 sporkraptor: and noooo horse demon
  TXC2: "here gunny gunny gunny pspspsp"
 Astra7525: I guess it's in the Chekov-compartment
DigitalSeahorse: oh twitch moved the timer to the top of video
 NewtyNewts: Huh.
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Metric_Furlong: who psych evals the psych evaluator, as the saying goes
 CataclysmicReverb: By "emergencies" they mean crew asking for a raise.
 NewtyNewts: Hm.
 sporkraptor: uh... hm.
Ba_Dum_Tish: Remember disagreements between the crew result in collective punishmen
Ba_Dum_Tish: t
 DiscordianTokkan: Gregnant
 TheMerricat: As a reminder chat, Jimmy, our normal POV character has been.... abusive towards Anya.
 niccus: audible grimace
Ba_Dum_Tish: That damn dead pixel
phoenixletmeuseadashd: out the airlock?
DigitalSeahorse:  mood
 L0rdX33n: I’m late, what are we up to?
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 EvilBadman: @TheMerricat you're telling me a narrative built on suffering has sexual abuse in it. what a shocker.
 sporkraptor: yeah, just... yeeting it out into space seems like the best solution at this point
 SamsSkunkworks: anya even asked earlier why there were no locks on the sleeping quarters
 sporkraptor: *later* that doesn't seem like such a good idea
 NewtyNewts: Judgment...
 TheMerricat: @L0rdX33n Graham is running late, and Alex got in early so we are finishing off the game we started back in October - Mouthwashing.
 fastlane250: God is coming
  TXC2: judgment by whom ?
DigitalSeahorse: @L0rdX33n bonus before W&P
 L0rdX33n: @themerricat Cool beans
 sporkraptor: what what
 Strebenherz: *CONCERNS*
 niccus: psychological terror (complimentary) before psychological terror (derogatory)
 Dreadelicious: May I axe you a question
 NewtyNewts: Is this meant to be a sympathy?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow the punishment for going against swansea is harsh
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 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !game
  LRRbot: Currently playing: Mouthwashing
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: what is this, and why are we not Watch+Playing?
  TXC2: ThreeTwoOnePantsOff  W+P is after this
 sporkraptor: we're watching and Alex is playing tbh
 TheMerricat: I believe Swansea has realized that idiot boy isn't going to survive and is doing a merciful killing.
phoenixletmeuseadashd: WP is delayed
 TheDangerWaffle: @dreadelicious to axe or not to axe.🪓
 fastlane250: 
 TheMerricat: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Graham is running late, and Alex got in early so we are finishing off the game we started back in October - Mouthwashing.
 Astra7525: but why
  Juliamon: And we're just gonna sit here and let him do that...
 sporkraptor: and we just... Homer Simpsoned out of that sceene
  TXC2: crikey
 CataclysmicReverb: @Astra7525 He didn't make the cut
Papperslappen: Stephanie Sterlings review/essay about Mouthwashing is one of the best pieces of media coming out of the talkaboutvideogameospehere this year
DigitalSeahorse: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Lived up to his name
 Strebenherz: YOU MISSED
DigitalSeahorse: 
 sporkraptor: you missed his heart XD
  Juliamon: he Oliver'd it
DigitalSeahorse: 
 GasCityGaming: should've gone for the head?
 NewtyNewts: You've got a bit of a thing on your nose, let me get it off
 Rhynerd: aimed for the brain?
 niccus: messy crit
phoenixletmeuseadashd: "lucky"
 Wolfstrike_NL: Wash your mouth with this?!
Metric_Furlong: straight up Tyndall'd it
 Dreadelicious: He rolled a ten on a hunger die
  TXC2: Oliver'd his face 
 GreatWahooney: @Metric_Furlong too soon!
 Strebenherz: Messy crit!  Messy crit!
 sporkraptor: "okay you're making this all about me"
 Dreadelicious: Alex is gonna be really confused by the NaDtD references lol
  TXC2: I glad chat is all on the same page
DigitalSeahorse:  he was defaced
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 10of9: Maybe it was an AXEident 
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Astra7525: huh
Ba_Dum_Tish: Get the gun
 sporkraptor: uuummmmm I would... Not get in the pod with him still running around loose tbh
  TXC2: "get in the pod, shinji"
 Wolfstrike_NL: Our Crew is Great!
 Mangledpixel: always be a baby, never be a gun
 sporkraptor: that went... poorly
 TheMerricat: @Wolfstrike_NL "Our"
 halftrip: hand me the gun…oh, no hands
 niccus: no devils here. just people
 Strebenherz: the magic of friendship or something
 NewtyNewts: So, this is where the hatch went?
 sporkraptor: maybe the horse has the code!
 sporkraptor: Horse Code
elkae: bet it’s in the cryo pod
 matthaus_c: I wish horses were real...
 GreatWahooney: I wish I could draw one
DigitalSeahorse: 739
ArcadeEngineer: do you think in the world of mouthwashing horses are extinct
elkae: welp
 TheMerricat: I still love the conceit that the company decided that blacklights should be what they used for security. 
 halftrip: it’s just a flesh wound
 Strebenherz: GUN
  TXC2: Look at Curly, just goldbricking it here 
 NewtyNewts: He's awake!
DigitalSeahorse: he thinks it's funny too
 sporkraptor: Hi Curly, uh
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 Strebenherz: For a not-gun person, Why the laugh at the gun Alex?
7gorobei: ghirsoni abides
 TheMerricat: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mateba_Autorevolver
 Mangledpixel: favourite of Togusa from Ghost in the Shell
 Strebenherz: ahhh okay
 lightfut: Yeah, that's where I remember it from GitS
 Strebenherz: Huh, was it arguably a ghost in the shell reference then?
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 Strebenherz: at the least, it's very specifically a certain unique kind of gun that's known/seen in certain things
 Strebenherz: gotcha gotcha
 Strebenherz: YEAAH
 Strebenherz: "everything's gonna be okay!"
 sporkraptor: nnooooo everything really is not going to be okay
 Mangledpixel: it's one of a class of guns that is often turned to when you want firearms in your show/movie to look both contemporary and futuristic, like the FN P90
 lightfut: Good Lord, did this get caused by Jimmy in the first place
 NewtyNewts: What's that background noise?
DigitalSeahorse: 0 days before crash now
  TXC2: calling it now, Jimmy cause the crash
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MotionlessShakingLyrebirdArgieB8-Gu0j9otG4qw43LXl
 Strebenherz: @Mangledpixel gotcha gotcha
 Nigouki: i'm betting on that printout of course correction being needed being very relevant
 Nigouki: and drama possibly getting in the way of that
 Strebenherz: at the least then i guess, props to them for making it specifically A REAL GUN rather than "some weird mashup"
elkae: Alex said space condoms and I got a Trojan sidebar ad pop up
Mushbie: @Mangledpixel well the P90 is also the bisexual gun
 Mangledpixel: Mushbie it can't sit on a chair straight?
 Strebenherz: @Mushbie wait what xD
johnalogue: Ah, good. Not late for W+P
  TXC2: johnalogue  W+P is on after
 TheMerricat: Ah good ol'blame everyone else for your shit.
Mushbie: @Mangledpixel it's ambidextrous
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jimmy is still pushing the responsibility onto Curly
Miss_Evilyn: yoho Alex
DigitalSeahorse: have we established that we can't save anyone who died while we were in another viewpoint cause we're not supposed to know what's going to happen in character?
johnalogue: @TXC2 Therefore I am not late!
 fastlane250: Whoa
 Strebenherz: DUN DUN DUN
  TXC2: johnalogue  indeed
an_archist2: vtuber face reveal
DigitalSeahorse: 
 razorswift: his hair is indeed, curly
 sporkraptor: now kiss
 Strebenherz: wait is blonde guy here, the one who eventually uhh ends up in *a few* bandages?
  Juliamon: yeah
  TXC2: Strebenherz  yes
 razorswift: @Strebenherz ye
 Strebenherz: aha
 NewtyNewts: Does Jimmy have some sort of mental interference?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Don't worry about it
 Astra7525: Also... Curly deliberately steered the ship INTO the asteroid
johnalogue: The title of the game also got me to go brush my teeth which is good
DigitalSeahorse: take care of the mouthwash
TheAinMAP: 
 TheMerricat: Yep, Jimmy fucked us all
 richard_ermen: Ah, Mouthwashing.
Ba_Dum_Tish: So yep it was jimmy at the beginning of the game
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuuuuuuuu
 richard_ermen: Jimmy fucked up.
 Astra7525: I thought we were CUrly at the beginning?
 Astra7525: Explicitly
 richard_ermen: We weren'T.
DigitalSeahorse: this again
 CataclysmicReverb: Classic Jimmy move
 sporkraptor: LOL
 fastlane250: dude left behind a lotta sauce
 Strebenherz: what would TOP this in a least favorites?
  TXC2: such pearly white teeth
 GreatWahooney: items? excuse me?
 razorswift: curly carried bridal style is definitely something
DigitalSeahorse: time for his birthday
 Nigouki: just a little bit disappointed head doesn't bonk on environment
 Strebenherz: WHAT THE HELL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jimmy has gone slightly over the edge
Lysander_salamander: oh heck
 NewtyNewts: uhhhhh
DigitalSeahorse: he IS the cake
  TXC2: Jimmy what the fuck ?
 halftrip: uh
TheAinMAP: 
 DiscordianTokkan: orz
Ba_Dum_Tish: Its time to FEAST Alex
 fastlane250: And now we're off the space rails
 richard_ermen: Man, that Mouthwash really effed things up 
 sporkraptor: wooo hoooo happy birfday
 Sorator13: Oh heck, it's garbage day!
 CataclysmicReverb: Congradulations!
johnalogue: I assume that is the titular beverage
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 mrMorphius: Oh delicious
 Strebenherz: When you THINK you've found the bottom of the fucked up pit, AND YOU GET HANDED A SHOVEL
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 NewtyNewts: Here I thought it was gonna be Jimmy putting Curly in the pod... with the only context being the last 30 minutes of gameplay
 fastlane250: I understood that ref
  TXC2: Anya, played by Shelly Duvall
Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 razorswift: even slices
TheAinMAP: 
Ba_Dum_Tish: FEAST
Mushbie: remember how you had to saw the cake?
  TXC2: Chat look away
 GreatWahooney: yum
johnalogue: Imma step out for a sec
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: yeesh
Lysander_salamander: I should play this game
 fastlane250: so was he cake on the inside?
  TXC2: ok the cutting has stop, for now
 richard_ermen: Even at this point, Jimmy cannot but externalize the guilt.
 Strebenherz: Yeah I think this deserves the let's nope warning of don't feel bad if you uhh need to step out or don't wanna watch 
 Gekyouryuu: "Is it cake?" Extreme edition
 richard_ermen: He could never take responsibility for his fuckups.
 razorswift: 'The lowest rung on your ladder is our highest' is such a banger line
 richard_ermen: Salvage Crew.....lol.
 sporkraptor: It's Just One Of Those Wacky Days!
 richard_ermen: Do you really think this is gonna end any other way than them crashing on some unsuspecting colony about 2000 years later?
 razorswift: the lethal company team that's running through this will be scarred
 Strebenherz: GDI Alex I snorted at that
Lysander_salamander: would be fun if there was a sequel where you are part of a salvage crew trying to figure out what the heck happened
Ba_Dum_Tish: Lets survive Alex.
 halftrip: the cake is a lie
 Astra7525: Salvage crew, if we'Re lucky. Archaeologists is we're not
rentar42: i think the cake is a leg in this case
 TheMerricat: @Lysander_salamander visceral clean up crew... 
 sporkraptor: It's A Trap
 sporkraptor: ow
  TXC2: !hole
  LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
 richard_ermen: Oh, this part.
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: as in the movie, Alex
 NewtyNewts: Famous Shia LaBeouf delivery mechanism Holes?!
 Gizmoloid: He has THREE fresh bodies and he goes and starts with a live one!? What a wasteful guy this Jimmy.
 NewtyNewts: @Gizmoloid But the live one's fresh!
 richard_ermen: Considering how we basically sent Daisuke to his death...exactly as we were told it would
 razorswift: @Gizmoloid the live one is a treat
 CataclysmicReverb: Obviously that just means we need to invent a reason for it to be practical
 razorswift: the rest is rations
 Mangledpixel: I wonder which movie did it first?
 Manae: Ventilation lights: cool until you have to be the one to replace a dead one
 Nigouki: possibly grim question but is it dangerous to eat meat of a drug overdose victim? depends on the drug? dose? timing?
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  it'll be Citizen Kane somehow 
 richard_ermen: We're also walking back. But back to where?
 NewtyNewts: Ah, it's my favourite Antichamber reference
 razorswift: walking away from responsibility
rentar42: i thought we'd take it, but walking away backwards from it feels right as well
 Astra7525: clever
 Gekyouryuu: I saw a couple of great reads on this game. 1) Jimmy is bacteria and Curly is the mouthwash. He was too sweet on Jimmy to deal with him, like the mouthwash had too much sugar to be useful. 2) it's fitting that Curly did nothing to stop Jimmy causing violence and loss of bodily autonomy to Anya, and then after the crash has to suffer violence and loss of bodily autonomy because of Jimmy as well
Jethrain: literally backing away from responsibility, i love it
 Nigouki: cuz the menu isn't that great. Alcoholic that was shot, drug overdose, long suffering burn victim, and who knows what exactly happened with Daisuke
 GreatWahooney: clever
 Bassios: Face god and walk backwards away from responsibility
 terribleplan: You didn't take responsibility
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 Strebenherz: yell at animals, then face god and walk backwards into hell
 razorswift: I mean, valid?
 NewtyNewts: Ooh, is it Escher time?
  TXC2: BOING!
 razorswift: THUNK
 TheMerricat: Maybe vet your 'best friend's mental health before signing him onto your crew 'no questions asked'.
 razorswift: bad axe thrower
KeytarCat: "he bounced off the ground..."
 fastlane250: Ax-ess Vent
 MalFnord: subtle
johnalogue: This isn't my sort of thing but it is damn fascinating
 GreatWahooney: big same, @johnalogue
 razorswift: mmmmh, gooey vent
Ba_Dum_Tish: This was my horror game of the year.
 richard_ermen: I saw this game first time on this stream some time back. Turned the stream off, bought the game and can only say: Thank you Alex for giving this game a broader audience to get to see it.
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 Bassios: Yeah this is a game I will straight up NEVER play on my own, but I'll happily watch Alex play it
DaxStrife: yeag
johnalogue: I can learn about this from a distance
 NewtyNewts: Yeah, I wouldn't play this kind of game on my own time.
 Strebenherz: lower tier graphics?  yes.  do those graphics work wonderfully and horrifyingly well?  yes
Ba_Dum_Tish: A good short curated experience
Metric_Furlong: shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less?
rentar42: i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding  made be
 a_tapes: “I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding"
Mushbie: "yeag"
 richard_ermen: And now, the only bad moment.
 LPS_97: Less big games but the quality is superiour throughout type of games
 razorswift: games should be made with passion
 Gizmoloid: "Analyzing this to get through it." Imagine a victim from Saw doing that and endlessly annoying the villain.
rentar42: that wasn't a zombie! .... yet
 razorswift: you ARE the zombie
Basic_Human_Decency: time for a 360 no scope 
 Strebenherz: get got
 Astra7525: well... his corpse had TWO bullet wounds
 richard_ermen: I did not like this part.
 CataclysmicReverb: Games would, on average, be more fulfilling, less skinnerboxy
johnalogue: There was some exec at a major game company back in the day who bragged about "taking the fun out of game development." It seems that was not a good long-term strategy.
 razorswift: camper 
phoenixletmeuseadashd: superman64 fog go
 razorswift: what a novel thought
 razorswift: sadly
 Nigouki: actual grace of a swan, but with an axe
DaxStrife: Truth
avi_miller: Well we would get more Balatros for one
  TXC2: late stage capitalism baby!
 Gizmoloid: Is he always approaching from the back?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Honestly I feel like the gameplay segments are the worst part of this game because the story is so good.
 richard_ermen: @phoenixletmeuseadashd So, I wonder, which came first. Silent Hill 1 fog or Superman 64 Fog?
johnalogue: The real horror game was the industry we funded along the way
 TheMerricat: @richard_ermen I mean... 
 SamsSkunkworks: the fact that AAA is an investment term that is now applied to video games tells you a lot about the motives of AAA developers
  Juliamon: yeah nah he's not following any laws
wildpeaks: at this point AAA is a red flag
Ba_Dum_Tish: Its so weird that Balatro is 18+ and things like gatcha is are like pg13 or less
Mushbie: I also doubt Jimmy is actually trained in using a gun
rentar42: i like the ringing
DigitalSeahorse: got him
 GasCityGaming: Balatro is 18+ in the UK only or all of Europe?
avi_miller: There are so many great indie games that are free or cost next to nothing to buy.
 NewtyNewts: You've hit him twice now
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 razorswift: 2 stage boss fight 
 GreatWahooney: woo!
wildpeaks: the second bell of awakening
 niccus: i'd like it if balatro was rated lower but i'd love it more if all the other games joined the 18+ clown realm
DigitalSeahorse: pewpew
 razorswift: wow swansea
Jethrain: @GasCityGaming PEGI is pan-european
 CataclysmicReverb: Yeah. It's because the successful ones have fun-ish games under the gatcha, bit insidious but if they weren't fun, they would only be as bad as the popcap generation like Zuma and Peggle, forgettable timesinks people wouldn't feel compelled to feed
johnalogue: @Ba_Dum_Tish It's their intended audience, for certain.
3 raiders from BrowneePointz have joined!
  TXC2: hello Raiders welcome to some horror
wildpeaks: maybe even 80s
  Juliamon: Welcome raiders! ALL the content warnings for this game
avi_miller: ^
 LPS_97: 70s early 80s
Ba_Dum_Tish: This is a great speech
 richard_ermen: Its not Swansea speaking to us, I think. Not literally.
 TheMerricat: Yeah this what Jimmy's addled mind wants Swansea to say to him.
 razorswift: the psychosis speaking
wildpeaks: do I hear an unreliable narrator
Ba_Dum_Tish: We're going to make it Alex
 razorswift: sure jimmy, sure we'll make it
 GreatWahooney: who's we?
KeytarCat: We*
 NewtyNewts: Wait, it did happen?
 BrowneePointz: @Juliamon No worries I gave some folks the heads up. It was an impromptu one anyways cuz my el gato decided it wanted to start lagging like crazy
 BrowneePointz: 
 niccus: and he doesn't even get to get shot in the head
Mushbie: I think the speech actually happened
avi_miller: Hard to say
 Gizmoloid: Jimmy is crazy enough to strap a corpse to a chair and shoot it
Mushbie: impossible even
 fastlane250:   
wildpeaks: ohhhh
 razorswift: isn't it nice to have a story where we don't know what's the truth and what isn't?
offbeatwitch: GOOD
 NewtyNewts: That's pretty creepy
avi_miller: But the uncertainty is the point
 Gizmoloid: Hi Curly!
 sporkraptor: oh hi
 GhostValv: 
Ba_Dum_Tish: Our unreliable narrator is getting VERY unreliable
  TXC2: hard to say how much of any this is happening
  Juliamon: Good effect.
 GasCityGaming: hello
 MalFnord: WOW, okay
 razorswift: I mean, obvs except that :'D
Lysander_salamander: that was a surprise
elkae: oh wow clip it
wildpeaks: 
 sporkraptor: and watching youuu
DigitalSeahorse: 
 narset6691: "if you've never seen the shining....FUCK A DONUT" should be a quote
TheAinMAP: 
 fastlane250: 
 razorswift: liminal spaces done right
DigitalSeahorse:   
Ba_Dum_Tish: We live here now
 razorswift: or rather non-euclidian rooms
 richard_ermen: "We're moving inside the bones of a whale and its innards are doors to our soul."
 Nigouki: finally easily lickable eyeballs
rentar42: what an (eye)ballsey scene
 NewtyNewts: Oh, I know video games. That means these are weak points
wildpeaks: eye was right
 MalFnord: o/~ I've got my eye on you o/~
 Drasvin: 
 GreatWahooney: hey do we have any specific requirements for the corridor? eh, just eyeball it
 razorswift: colon stream
 sporkraptor: um
Ba_Dum_Tish: Ah we entered the meat tunnels
 sporkraptor: welcome to uvula
DigitalSeahorse: now we're inside the optic nerve
  TXC2: welcome to being 50 
 NewtyNewts: Is this... the girl now?
 richard_ermen: Death Stranding was nice,
wildpeaks: if you ignore the story, ti's great
 matthaus_c: Kubrick's movies make you wish the man himself was as good as they are
duckace11: you might be in the bowls of this vessel now.
Mushbie: we inside a thrussy
RoseBitter: when you come into chat and the ad is still up and chat is saying some weeeeeird things
Jethrain: Death Stranding was great and made Low Roar into one of my favourite bands of all time
RoseBitter: makes ya real curious about what they're streaming
 fastlane250: Worst fun house ever
 NewtyNewts: Guess not. Phew.
 razorswift: nom nom nom
Metric_Furlong: 2 Fast 2 STALKER
 Nigouki: at least it was the cleaner hole!
  TXC2: RoseBitter  a horror game
 sporkraptor: good time for HORSE
 NewtyNewts: Wonder what would have happened if you went backwards there
rentar42: I find it so interesting that the low-resolution, but 3d aesthetic seems to be relevant in current horror games ...
rentar42: (and I don't even play them much)
 razorswift: oh hey, valve
 richard_ermen: Guess we'll need to align his ...."chakras"?
wildpeaks:  party time
  TXC2: it's god emperor on his golden throne 
DigitalSeahorse: didn't know this was a VALVE game (it's not)
Ba_Dum_Tish: FEAST
wildpeaks: om nom nom
 fastlane250: F E A S T
 SymphonySolstice: FEAST
 10of9: At least it wasn't the other end
wyldantxs: f e a s t
warpstonewarlock: FEAST
 NewtyNewts: Long pig, anecdotally
 razorswift: should be porky
 TheMerricat: long pig
 sporkraptor: supposedly
 Gizmoloid: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SolidPowerfulHamburgerSoBayed-rfwH3lEFlVG2z5FS
 darkpks2: ive heard human flesh is like veal
 richard_ermen: "weirdly"
DigitalSeahorse: "Tastes like chicken."
wildpeaks: "I think" 
 razorswift: mix between pork and beef I'd assume
johnalogue: Damn, that's a way to show something indirectly
Mushbie: it should be like pork but sweet like horse
Ba_Dum_Tish: Someday he'll thank me
 sporkraptor: bliddlediddlediddle
 NewtyNewts: I... do not like this.
  TXC2: human meat is like eating a salty shoe
 Nigouki: rude
 betweenmyself: good foley on the mouth noises 
 richard_ermen: The leg does not go the right way.
Metric_Furlong: ah, I see we're a Survivor Type 
DigitalSeahorse: eek
  TXC2: it's a puzzle
 darkpks2: i love the style of this game
 sporkraptor: connect the pipes, wheeeee
Ba_Dum_Tish: A puzzle of flesh you might say
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  TXC2: this is like those minigame ads you get on youtube 
wildpeaks: now people can't say the Bioshock pipe puzzle is the worst
rentar42: maybe turn it after feeding him
 Gekyouryuu: Bottom right is the only one it hasn't gone through?
 GasCityGaming: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HelpfulOptimisticBorkTooSpicy-8mRT3Lo0_hiYKlJT
 GreatWahooney: infinite leg exploit
 Strebenherz: this is a weird episode of magic schoolbus
 SpacePotato01: Wait, was this already going? The website said this was supposed to start 7 minutes from now.
wildpeaks: choo choo
wyldantxs: eyyyyy you did it~ you saved Curly
Ba_Dum_Tish: Mmmm me flavour
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 Strebenherz: Magic school bus was a totally normal show change my mind
 sporkraptor: need more leg
wildpeaks: space, the ultimate frontier
 SchalaKitty: turning this into a "mini-game" is a great way to enhance the descent into madness and to make it into something where you have to analyze the "action."
Mushbie: @SpacePotato01 this isn't W+P yet
wildpeaks: also cannibalism
  TXC2: SpacePotato01  this is a bonus stream, W+P is next
 SpacePotato01: ahh
DigitalSeahorse: time for a moon walk
 fastlane250: oh he walkin
 KV1NN4: Well, I need some mouthwash.... o.<; That was... whew.. this is an effective horror
 Strebenherz: well, space mouthwash for starters
 Gizmoloid: @SpacePotato01 Graham is late, Alex is early, so we're finishing Mouthwashing before W&P
Ba_Dum_Tish: Wow curly is flaming
 TheMerricat: If Space Lion starts playing......
 SpacePotato01: My body was not ready for this much toilet.
 Abavus: 
Jethrain: i was not ready for this to become Jimmyquest
DigitalSeahorse: Adrien Brody
 sporkraptor: hello God, it's me, Jimmy
rentar42: I think I've seen this on a pink ffloyd album somewhere
 razorswift: spicy cake
 NewtyNewts: Adrian Brody
 darkpks2: Alex do you know if tolstoyKafkaEvsky is okay?
DigitalSeahorse: Adrian Brody
 razorswift: fairly end-ish
 richard_ermen: You're almost there.
 TheMerricat: You are very close to the ned.
 niccus: you're pretty close, yeah
johnalogue: The burned man is different in this version of New Vegas
 BusTed: take responsibility
  TXC2: I now imagine Curly having the same voice as the man on fire from Fallout new Vegas
 razorswift: I can be your hero baby
 Strebenherz: firey space mummy jesus
 BrowneePointz: You singing the Bowie version or the Moulin Rogue Elephant Love Medley version?
 NewtyNewts: Like we used to be?
johnalogue: The man on fire was from Metal Gear Solid V
 TheMerricat: Jimmy _still_ not taking responsibility. 
 Gekyouryuu: Alex, now I'm remembering the regular show finale
wildpeaks: "woops I ate you", we all made that blunder
 BrowneePointz: Rouge*
wildpeaks: Oh Good
 Nigouki: drink that respondibili-tea
 Isaac3567: There was an interesting Jimquisition episode about this game a few weeks ago
 Gizmoloid: or lips?
wildpeaks: looks like it
offbeatwitch: anyone else up taking responsibility
Jethrain: ALEX.
 Strebenherz: ALEX
 Saintnex: good ol responsibility
wildpeaks: like we didn't all think it
 sporkraptor: take some more responsibility--oh yiiiiikes
 NewtyNewts: That... is not good
 Strebenherz: well we had unvore, why not unbirthing
rentar42: "yes, we had first content warning, but what about second content warning?!"
 GreatWahooney: content warning: yes
 Angnor33: There are several orifices, what can you probe today?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 Astra7525: Are we hearing a heartbeat?
 darkpks2: it lives!
DigitalSeahorse:   
 Saintnex: content warning: good god yes
DigitalSeahorse:  
 Gizmoloid: what are we even expecting to find?
 accountmadeforants: Warning: Content
 Strebenherz: oh good it's not just moist, it's twitching.
 niccus: with advanced technology we may finally find responsibility
DigitalSeahorse:   
 razorswift: honse
  TXC2: HORSE !
 richard_ermen: I think you need to be fairly close to actually see it
wildpeaks: it's an eye, isn't it
 sporkraptor: horse?
 Strebenherz: why WAS it a horse
DigitalSeahorse: honse
DaxStrife: Nah, the horse lobby was yesterday on Talking Simulator.
  Juliamon: Congratulations! It's a horse.
wildpeaks: can't draw a horse out of it club
 sporkraptor: baby horse
rentar42: it's a dog called responsibility, isn't it?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Alex on can't birth horses club
 Saintnex: please don’t draw this horse club
 GreatWahooney: you can lead a horse to water but you can't draw it
 Strebenherz: what you've never mammogrammed a horse out of a...  WHAT
 Abavus: 
 fastlane250: well that was a bit fucked
DigitalSeahorse: 
 razorswift: horsipede
 sporkraptor: um. worst pinyata ever?
  TXC2: nope nope nope nope nope
DaxStrife: 
Metric_Furlong: worst thing you've done in a horror game so far
Ba_Dum_Tish: All clean
 Nigouki: THE FUCK YOU MEAN ALL CLEAN
 SchalaKitty: All clean!
DigitalSeahorse: nopenopenope
warpstonewarlock: W.T.F.
 mrMorphius: Oh it's one of Iris of Ether's horses
 accountmadeforants: Somehow that initial mouth opening was goofy enough to make me calm down again
 NewtyNewts: I hope this hurts?
 richard_ermen: Yes
wyldantxs: I hope this hurts
 A_Dub888: what up gamers! We all clean for fresh garbage?
wildpeaks: good ol' backlit fans
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  welcome
wildpeaks: Oh Good
DigitalSeahorse: 1k backlit fans
  TXC2: oh it bacteria
Ba_Dum_Tish: Glad Alex is getting cleaned up for W+P 
 sporkraptor: hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wildpeaks: I sense gameplay
 richard_ermen: You have to trigger it, before you can avoid it
 sporkraptor: it coming to getcha
DigitalSeahorse: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 Gekyouryuu: This segment is remember being a pain for some people i saw play it
 Strebenherz: god's most majestic creature, the freshly birthed horsipede
 SchalaKitty: it's just an amalgamation of your sins!
 Bassios: I'm not happy with anything that's happening right now
wildpeaks: I sense it's infinite
DigitalSeahorse:     
 GreatWahooney: sometimes it's more important to run from than to
 halftrip: you’ll know once you get there
  TXC2: Serpentine!
 darkpks2: hold w
Papperslappen: You have successfully washed your mouth
 NewtyNewts: So, just not allowed to wallow?
 darkpks2: love horror games
 accountmadeforants: People always assumed horses couldn't figure out their legs because they have too many of them. Turns out it's because they have too few.
 Gekyouryuu: Wow you got there
 richard_ermen: ID cards
 razorswift: id fraud
 richard_ermen: Funny how you can put everything a person is into one.
 A_Dub888: @darkpks2 are they single?
 Saintnex: oh I hate that sound
rentar42: those balatro crossovers are getting weirder every time
 darkpks2: lmfao
KeytarCat: I like the sound, but the context makes it baaaad
 Strebenherz: Hi Graham!
Ba_Dum_Tish: The end is very near
  TXC2: Mooby ?
DigitalSeahorse: RUDE
  TXC2: actual voice acting
warpstonewarlock: How exactly, Jimmy?
KeytarCat: I tried my best*
 Saintnex: ummm, but did Jimmy actually?
  TXC2: unless there's time travel we don't know about, no one is making it Jimmy boy
 sporkraptor: nooooooooooo you really can't, Jimmy
 richard_ermen: At this point, "I fucked up." is about the lowest step of a very long ladder Jimmy. Too bad it comes this late.
warpstonewarlock: Depends on the moments, Jimmy
 Saintnex: I mean, sure, but you keep making more worst moments Jimmy
 NewtyNewts: He's still looking, yeah
Ba_Dum_Tish: He has his eye on you
 Gekyouryuu: Yes
  Juliamon: ah, *now* we pod him?
 Saintnex: this poor poor man
 sporkraptor: yeah
 richard_ermen: Curly is one strong-willed mfer. Sadly.
 sporkraptor: no
 GreatWahooney: who said anything about fixing
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
  TXC2: it won't NOT fix it 
 razorswift: that untaring eye
 razorswift: *staring
 SchalaKitty: He can get some special occasion hands
 Strebenherz: you want darth vaders?  this is how we  get darth vaders
 darkpks2: deliver hiom to the furnace
 Abavus: Nap time 
 sporkraptor: ok you go in the basket now byebye
 NewtyNewts: Into the future you go
 GreatWahooney: enjoy the next 20 years, Curly
Ba_Dum_Tish: Its chill my dude
warpstonewarlock: suuuureeee
 FarleyF: Major CW coming up
 NewtyNewts: Together we can fix anything! Which is why I'm abandoning you into the future
 sporkraptor: uuummmmmm
an_archist2: i'm not 
wyldantxs: ice is good for exposed skin right? Cold temps are good for exposed veins yeah?
 Astra7525: Is this the moment we realize this isn't a cryo chamber?
 razorswift: 'We'
 Saintnex: Jimmy, you STILL haven’t fixed anything
avi_miller: Yeaah, CW ahead
 sporkraptor: yeah I think I know what he's going to do
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jimmy did you remember to turn it on?
  TXC2: Jimmy you didn't fix shit
 SocraticMethod: UT announcement voice: "HEAD SHOT"
 sporkraptor: yep
DaxStrife: Suddenly Fallout 4.
DigitalSeahorse: uh
wyldantxs: well BYE jimmy you stinking coward
 sporkraptor: oh there we go
 GreatWahooney: ALEX
 Bassios: We get it, you vape!
 terribleplan: JFC, Alex
Jethrain: "goddammit this isn't cryo fluid it's more mouthwash"
 darkpks2: good ending
 BusTed: gg
 razorswift: Clap
wyldantxs: Clap
 GasCityGaming:   
Bruceski: pina colada mix
 NewtyNewts: Ending ended
 sporkraptor: daaaaaaamn
avi_miller: What a game
Ba_Dum_Tish: I thought he forgot to turn it on the first time I played this. I WAS SO MAD
 sethtriggs: Wow!!
 therepoman__: What a game
 darkpks2: such a cool vibe
  TXC2: what a ride
ArcadeEngineer: @Jethrain cheap cryopod alternative (pickling in alcoho)
 Greyah: Visceral uncomfortable. Well done.
 razorswift: it's mostly horrifying on the 'capabilities of humanity' level
 GasCityGaming: it wasn't just "boo" but chilling
 Abavus: Not just cheap jump scares
Jethrain: this is absolutely not a game i could have played but it was a masterpiece
Ba_Dum_Tish: This was well crafted horror
 richard_ermen: Very strong three hours.
DigitalSeahorse:    
 Astra7525: So.. there were more cryopods, but they were all broken weren't they?
  Juliamon: Terror vs Scares
avi_miller: It does such a good job being horrifying more than scary
wildpeaks: this makes me want to replay Cry of Fear
 tidehollowcat: You might even play a shitty horror game in the next two hours!
 richard_ermen: @wildpeaks wow.
 TheMerricat: @Ba_Dum_Tish Yeah, I hate to break it to you but even though he turned it on.... Pony Express is out of business. No one knows we are out here. We stay a popsicle for 20 years till the power runs out then freezer burn and it's all over again.
DigitalSeahorse: to the neighbor's dog
 sethtriggs: It is very likely
warpstonewarlock: It was great Loved it I'm probably never gonna play it
 Gizmoloid: oh, the contrast will hurt
Metric_Furlong: a shitty horror game? for W+P? that sounds implausible
 razorswift: byeeee
 NewtyNewts: BRB!
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Alex
 sethtriggs: I heard some amazing things about this game.
Ba_Dum_Tish: An excellent game that I cannot recommend to people
 sporkraptor: whew /salute
 Gizmoloid:   
Ba_Dum_Tish: @TheMerricat Oh yeah I know. There is no hope here
  TXC2: !discord
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DigitalSeahorse: B R B
  TXC2: !contact
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DigitalSeahorse: wooot ADS!
  TXC2: !next
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  TXC2: Goodnight everybody
DigitalSeahorse:  this ad told me to skip it but we're on twitch lol
 accountmadeforants: Hang on, I went to the bathroom and missed the ending? Welp, time for the VOD
DigitalSeahorse: no wait
DigitalSeahorse: it's time for W and P
 GreatWahooney: well that was fun
 baltimore_667083: !box
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  Foxmar320: 
DigitalSeahorse: @accountmadeforants there's another show now though
 TheAwkes: 
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 SymphonySolstice: and now, toilets
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 fastlane250:  we get signal... again! 
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 razorswift: wub wub
 Strebenherz: Mic was not muted for that lil bit yeah
 MalFnord: Ahhh I haven't heard a good wub wub in a while
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elkae:   
rentar42: "friends"? You mean other streams that I view, right?
Oscelot: *leaves comment* 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
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 fastlane250: uh oh, 
 Astra7525: The FInal Turd
 NewtyNewts: One last yule log
kusinohki: "aplicable comment"
 razorswift: the final dump of the yeatr
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 RockPusher: Cleaning out the old colon ready for the new year
 GrassVortex: oh no 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Wolfstrike_NL: Gotta cleanse those bowels of a years worthy dumb
goombalax: the upper decker
 CaptainSpam: Just gotta make that BM *count*, y'know?
methadron86: And i just randomly stumbled into my favorite LRR stream and its the final one for this year. Being from germany my time is always off
 TheAwkes: Clear the docket!
 Keab42: I hope we're getting a Cam & Ian Christmas and a Boxing Day strim
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 GasCityGaming: "backing up"
 razorswift: watch + indigestion
 GrassVortex: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Gizmoloid: 
 sethtriggs: LOL
 GasCityGaming: "clear it out"
 AlistorKO:   
Oscelot: Oooooooooow
wildpeaks: the draino tier
 BusTed: 
 fastlane250: the W+P flush
 TheDangerWaffle: nooooo
Kumakaori: XD,. ALEX
 Strebenherz: stand as god in the heaves, stand on the toilet, and send a railgun down to earth
Flyingdelorion: Clean that toilet out or someting....
 TheDangerWaffle: NOOO
Flyingdelorion: *something
  Foxmar320: Good start
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Mystery box of garbage!
rentar42: the rare double-blind watch+play! Yay!
 TheWriterAleph: mmm, quality
wildpeaks: must have been a crazy party if you don't even remember it
 AlistorKO: it's an adventure for everybody!
  Foxmar320: Oh gooood
 littleunknownn: This looks amazing
 baltimore_667083: c r a z y p a r t y
 NewtyNewts: Langunge!
NimrodXIV: SoundVolume
Jethrain: Langunge
 SymphonySolstice: langunge
 MehallD: Langunge!
Metric_Furlong: Langunge
 razorswift: Langunge
 GasCityGaming: Langunge!@
 CaptainSpam: We'll throw our heads back and shout "Party! Party! Party!".
goombalax: if you eat different colored jerky you might just shit a mosaic naturally
 TheWriterAleph: LANGUNGE
wildpeaks: Langunge is win
 BrowneePointz: Langunge!? I love ZZ Top!
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  Foxmar320: LOL
Jethrain: wait WHAT
 baltimore_667083: langunge
 Gizmoloid: Langunge
phoenixletmeuseadashd: the toliet?
 Strebenherz: Amazing
 AlistorKO: WAIT
 empyreon: WHAT
  Foxmar320: 
Lysander_salamander: whyyyy
 SymphonySolstice: um
 razorswift: TOILET
 terribleplan: Toilet?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
wildpeaks: 10/10
 GrassVortex: those images are neat tho 
 cheetoJack: oh this looks like it'll be delightful.
 richard_ermen: Harry Potter and the Statue of Liberty?
 DiscordianTokkan: Flying bidet
 SocraticMethod: PLay it in the original japanese!
 GasCityGaming: Harry Lady Liberty Potter
 DigitalSeahorse:   
TheAinMAP: 
 sethtriggs: Langunge
 TheWriterAleph: this is a drop-kick-field-goal of a start
 korvys: Hokusai's flying toiler
 sethtriggs: is this meeeeeeeeeeemes?
 accountmadeforants: Game already perfect
 baltimore_667083: @richard_ermen the cancelled installment
 sporkraptor: okay that jump is awesome
 CataclysmicReverb: Soda Drinker Pro II?
rentar42: 8000 life? What is this, yugioh?
 accountmadeforants: Gameplay doesn't even matter anymore
wildpeaks: I bet i'ts a 10yo's first game
  Foxmar320: Uhhhhh
 TheWriterAleph: oh, an mtga draft
 sporkraptor: keyboard drawing, I meant to say
 littleunknownn: All the assets were made in MS Paint
Flyingdelorion: Uhhh...
 fastlane250: Energy bullet in every slot
 baltimore_667083: damag e
 DigitalSeahorse: shoot energy bullets?
 niccus: is... this... your... card...?
 sethtriggs: Those hand-drawn directions remind me of Attack of the Gigant Zombie vs. Unity Chan
 A_Dub888: Is this your card?
 Keab42: Is this a Lord Hosk production?
 AlistorKO: Is this one of those you-gee-ohs?
 sethtriggs: A card mechanic?!
 DigitalSeahorse: this is a very weird tutorial
 korvys: Is this your ability slots or something?
 CaptainSpam: Look, I'm with Alex, I'm giving them credit for them using their own texture assets.
 A_Dub888: WHEELER, WE NEED INSIGHT
 razorswift: I think this might be a Chain of Memories-like
Oscelot: Okay this is actually an interesting concept
3cbb: is this the neon white we had at home
 Strebenherz: that's...  a cute concept
  Foxmar320: Thats very complicated
 SocraticMethod: Is this what Yu-gi-oh is like?
 DigitalSeahorse: this is like homestuck inventories
 NewtyNewts: Cooldown timer, I bet
 accountmadeforants: Ah, a cool deckbuilder for Wheeler to play next months
 AlistorKO: Oh man, they got Drink Drink in that machine?
 sethtriggs: Did you pick English?
 Astra7525: Gotta set up your duel deck before you can fly
 razorswift: it's your wheel, where you select your card
 razorswift: this is predestined
 korvys: Ok, there is a game here...
  Foxmar320: Is This Your Card?
goombalax: face-up attCK MODE
 Strebenherz: new cardcaptor sakura dropped
Lysander_salamander: some sort of alchemy?
warpstonewarlock: ok, that is ygo
rentar42: this is the crafting menu!
elkae: did wheeler make a game
 razorswift: it's a crafting system?
 DigitalSeahorse: yup, homestuck inventory hell
 accountmadeforants: This art is fantastic
 Marvoleath: Oh, deck building game? Is this that Slay the Spire 2 I've keep hearing about? 
 A_Dub888: and now we're Yugioh I guess
 sethtriggs: I appreciate the vision but wow this is the most inscrutable thing
letsbelgo: shout outs to text wrap
 terribleplan: This seems like it could be either aware of what it is, or at least made with love
Reecer6: oh i hate this word wrap that is based on characters
rentar42: told you, it's crafting!
TomfooleryFox: I never learned how to play solitaire
 NewtyNewts: It's a combiner!
 sethtriggs: No, 1 0 seconds
elkae: yeah wheeler def made this game
 TheOtherTrevor: You crafted them into something new?
 Mangledpixel: you merged them
KeytarCat: Crafting!
Jethrain: i think you crafted that from the other ones?
 accountmadeforants: @sethtriggs Honestly, I hope it never starts making sense. Just keep piling on bizarre gameplay mechanics like the very beginning of Homestuck did.
 A_Dub888: @elkae So what's our Yaku?
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, I'm getting a *purpose* here, which is definitely good, but this seems otherwise WAY out there.
  Foxmar320: Slash your O
rentar42: roborosewatta would be proud
 razorswift: blip
  Foxmar320: Sure
 sethtriggs: whaa
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