End of Year Toilets || WATCH+PLAY

 razorswift: honse
  TXC2: HORSE !
 richard_ermen: I think you need to be fairly close to actually see it
wildpeaks: it's an eye, isn't it
 sporkraptor: horse?
 Strebenherz: why WAS it a horse
DigitalSeahorse: honse
DaxStrife: Nah, the horse lobby was yesterday on Talking Simulator.
  Juliamon: Congratulations! It's a horse.
wildpeaks: can't draw a horse out of it club
 sporkraptor: baby horse
rentar42: it's a dog called responsibility, isn't it?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Alex on can't birth horses club
 Saintnex: please don’t draw this horse club
 GreatWahooney: you can lead a horse to water but you can't draw it
 Strebenherz: what you've never mammogrammed a horse out of a...  WHAT
 Abavus: 
 fastlane250: well that was a bit fucked
DigitalSeahorse: 
 razorswift: horsipede
 sporkraptor: um. worst pinyata ever?
  TXC2: nope nope nope nope nope
DaxStrife: 
Metric_Furlong: worst thing you've done in a horror game so far
Ba_Dum_Tish: All clean
 Nigouki: THE FUCK YOU MEAN ALL CLEAN
 SchalaKitty: All clean!
DigitalSeahorse: nopenopenope
warpstonewarlock: W.T.F.
 mrMorphius: Oh it's one of Iris of Ether's horses
 accountmadeforants: Somehow that initial mouth opening was goofy enough to make me calm down again
 NewtyNewts: I hope this hurts?
 richard_ermen: Yes
wyldantxs: I hope this hurts
 A_Dub888: what up gamers! We all clean for fresh garbage?
wildpeaks: good ol' backlit fans
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  welcome
wildpeaks: Oh Good
DigitalSeahorse: 1k backlit fans
  TXC2: oh it bacteria
Ba_Dum_Tish: Glad Alex is getting cleaned up for W+P 
 sporkraptor: hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wildpeaks: I sense gameplay
 richard_ermen: You have to trigger it, before you can avoid it
 sporkraptor: it coming to getcha
DigitalSeahorse: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 Gekyouryuu: This segment is remember being a pain for some people i saw play it
 Strebenherz: god's most majestic creature, the freshly birthed horsipede
 SchalaKitty: it's just an amalgamation of your sins!
 Bassios: I'm not happy with anything that's happening right now
wildpeaks: I sense it's infinite
DigitalSeahorse:     
 GreatWahooney: sometimes it's more important to run from than to
 halftrip: you’ll know once you get there
  TXC2: Serpentine!
 darkpks2: hold w
Papperslappen: You have successfully washed your mouth
 NewtyNewts: So, just not allowed to wallow?
 darkpks2: love horror games
 accountmadeforants: People always assumed horses couldn't figure out their legs because they have too many of them. Turns out it's because they have too few.
 Gekyouryuu: Wow you got there
 richard_ermen: ID cards
 razorswift: id fraud
 richard_ermen: Funny how you can put everything a person is into one.
 A_Dub888: @darkpks2 are they single?
 Saintnex: oh I hate that sound
rentar42: those balatro crossovers are getting weirder every time
 darkpks2: lmfao
KeytarCat: I like the sound, but the context makes it baaaad
 Strebenherz: Hi Graham!
Ba_Dum_Tish: The end is very near
  TXC2: Mooby ?
DigitalSeahorse: RUDE
  TXC2: actual voice acting
warpstonewarlock: How exactly, Jimmy?
KeytarCat: I tried my best*
 Saintnex: ummm, but did Jimmy actually?
  TXC2: unless there's time travel we don't know about, no one is making it Jimmy boy
 sporkraptor: nooooooooooo you really can't, Jimmy
 richard_ermen: At this point, "I fucked up." is about the lowest step of a very long ladder Jimmy. Too bad it comes this late.
warpstonewarlock: Depends on the moments, Jimmy
 Saintnex: I mean, sure, but you keep making more worst moments Jimmy
 NewtyNewts: He's still looking, yeah
Ba_Dum_Tish: He has his eye on you
 Gekyouryuu: Yes
  Juliamon: ah, *now* we pod him?
 Saintnex: this poor poor man
 sporkraptor: yeah
 richard_ermen: Curly is one strong-willed mfer. Sadly.
 sporkraptor: no
 GreatWahooney: who said anything about fixing
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
  TXC2: it won't NOT fix it 
 razorswift: that untaring eye
 razorswift: *staring
 SchalaKitty: He can get some special occasion hands
 Strebenherz: you want darth vaders?  this is how we  get darth vaders
 darkpks2: deliver hiom to the furnace
 Abavus: Nap time 
 sporkraptor: ok you go in the basket now byebye
 NewtyNewts: Into the future you go
 GreatWahooney: enjoy the next 20 years, Curly
Ba_Dum_Tish: Its chill my dude
warpstonewarlock: suuuureeee
 FarleyF: Major CW coming up
 NewtyNewts: Together we can fix anything! Which is why I'm abandoning you into the future
 sporkraptor: uuummmmmm
an_archist2: i'm not 
wyldantxs: ice is good for exposed skin right? Cold temps are good for exposed veins yeah?
 Astra7525: Is this the moment we realize this isn't a cryo chamber?
 razorswift: 'We'
 Saintnex: Jimmy, you STILL haven’t fixed anything
avi_miller: Yeaah, CW ahead
 sporkraptor: yeah I think I know what he's going to do
Ba_Dum_Tish: Jimmy did you remember to turn it on?
  TXC2: Jimmy you didn't fix shit
 SocraticMethod: UT announcement voice: "HEAD SHOT"
 sporkraptor: yep
DaxStrife: Suddenly Fallout 4.
DigitalSeahorse: uh
wyldantxs: well BYE jimmy you stinking coward
 sporkraptor: oh there we go
 GreatWahooney: ALEX
 Bassios: We get it, you vape!
 terribleplan: JFC, Alex
Jethrain: "goddammit this isn't cryo fluid it's more mouthwash"
 darkpks2: good ending
 BusTed: gg
 razorswift: Clap
wyldantxs: Clap
 GasCityGaming:   
Bruceski: pina colada mix
 NewtyNewts: Ending ended
 sporkraptor: daaaaaaamn
avi_miller: What a game
Ba_Dum_Tish: I thought he forgot to turn it on the first time I played this. I WAS SO MAD
 sethtriggs: Wow!!
 therepoman__: What a game
 darkpks2: such a cool vibe
  TXC2: what a ride
ArcadeEngineer: @Jethrain cheap cryopod alternative (pickling in alcoho)
 Greyah: Visceral uncomfortable. Well done.
 razorswift: it's mostly horrifying on the 'capabilities of humanity' level
 GasCityGaming: it wasn't just "boo" but chilling
 Abavus: Not just cheap jump scares
Jethrain: this is absolutely not a game i could have played but it was a masterpiece
Ba_Dum_Tish: This was well crafted horror
 richard_ermen: Very strong three hours.
DigitalSeahorse:    
 Astra7525: So.. there were more cryopods, but they were all broken weren't they?
  Juliamon: Terror vs Scares
avi_miller: It does such a good job being horrifying more than scary
wildpeaks: this makes me want to replay Cry of Fear
 tidehollowcat: You might even play a shitty horror game in the next two hours!
 richard_ermen: @wildpeaks wow.
 TheMerricat: @Ba_Dum_Tish Yeah, I hate to break it to you but even though he turned it on.... Pony Express is out of business. No one knows we are out here. We stay a popsicle for 20 years till the power runs out then freezer burn and it's all over again.
DigitalSeahorse: to the neighbor's dog
 sethtriggs: It is very likely
warpstonewarlock: It was great Loved it I'm probably never gonna play it
 Gizmoloid: oh, the contrast will hurt
Metric_Furlong: a shitty horror game? for W+P? that sounds implausible
 razorswift: byeeee
 NewtyNewts: BRB!
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Alex
 sethtriggs: I heard some amazing things about this game.
Ba_Dum_Tish: An excellent game that I cannot recommend to people
 sporkraptor: whew /salute
 Gizmoloid:   
Ba_Dum_Tish: @TheMerricat Oh yeah I know. There is no hope here
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  TXC2: !next
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  TXC2: Goodnight everybody
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 accountmadeforants: Hang on, I went to the bathroom and missed the ending? Welp, time for the VOD
DigitalSeahorse: no wait
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 GreatWahooney: well that was fun
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 SymphonySolstice: and now, toilets
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 razorswift: wub wub
 Strebenherz: Mic was not muted for that lil bit yeah
 MalFnord: Ahhh I haven't heard a good wub wub in a while
Magnifisquatch: The games are ho ho horrible!
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kusinohki: meows
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 Redbassist: Mutt wubbins
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Magnifisquatch: and legend has it those poor horses still havent come down
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 DigitalSeahorse:       oh holiday emotes
elkae:   
rentar42: "friends"? You mean other streams that I view, right?
Oscelot: *leaves comment* 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Foxmar320: Push the last one out
 fastlane250: uh oh, 
 Astra7525: The FInal Turd
 NewtyNewts: One last yule log
kusinohki: "aplicable comment"
 razorswift: the final dump of the yeatr
  Foxmar320: 
 RockPusher: Cleaning out the old colon ready for the new year
 GrassVortex: oh no 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Wolfstrike_NL: Gotta cleanse those bowels of a years worthy dumb
goombalax: the upper decker
 CaptainSpam: Just gotta make that BM *count*, y'know?
methadron86: And i just randomly stumbled into my favorite LRR stream and its the final one for this year. Being from germany my time is always off
 TheAwkes: Clear the docket!
 Keab42: I hope we're getting a Cam & Ian Christmas and a Boxing Day strim
  Foxmar320: Getting backed up is no good
 GasCityGaming: "backing up"
 razorswift: watch + indigestion
 GrassVortex: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Gizmoloid: 
 sethtriggs: LOL
 GasCityGaming: "clear it out"
 AlistorKO:   
Oscelot: Oooooooooow
wildpeaks: the draino tier
 BusTed: 
 fastlane250: the W+P flush
 TheDangerWaffle: nooooo
Kumakaori: XD,. ALEX
 Strebenherz: stand as god in the heaves, stand on the toilet, and send a railgun down to earth
Flyingdelorion: Clean that toilet out or someting....
 TheDangerWaffle: NOOO
Flyingdelorion: *something
  Foxmar320: Good start
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Mystery box of garbage!
rentar42: the rare double-blind watch+play! Yay!
 TheWriterAleph: mmm, quality
wildpeaks: must have been a crazy party if you don't even remember it
 AlistorKO: it's an adventure for everybody!
  Foxmar320: Oh gooood
 littleunknownn: This looks amazing
 baltimore_667083: c r a z y p a r t y
 NewtyNewts: Langunge!
NimrodXIV: SoundVolume
Jethrain: Langunge
 SymphonySolstice: langunge
 MehallD: Langunge!
Metric_Furlong: Langunge
 razorswift: Langunge
 GasCityGaming: Langunge!@
 CaptainSpam: We'll throw our heads back and shout "Party! Party! Party!".
goombalax: if you eat different colored jerky you might just shit a mosaic naturally
 TheWriterAleph: LANGUNGE
wildpeaks: Langunge is win
 BrowneePointz: Langunge!? I love ZZ Top!
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  Foxmar320: LOL
Jethrain: wait WHAT
 baltimore_667083: langunge
 Gizmoloid: Langunge
phoenixletmeuseadashd: the toliet?
 Strebenherz: Amazing
 AlistorKO: WAIT
 empyreon: WHAT
  Foxmar320: 
Lysander_salamander: whyyyy
 SymphonySolstice: um
 razorswift: TOILET
 terribleplan: Toilet?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
wildpeaks: 10/10
 GrassVortex: those images are neat tho 
 cheetoJack: oh this looks like it'll be delightful.
 richard_ermen: Harry Potter and the Statue of Liberty?
 DiscordianTokkan: Flying bidet
 SocraticMethod: PLay it in the original japanese!
 GasCityGaming: Harry Lady Liberty Potter
 DigitalSeahorse:   
TheAinMAP: 
 sethtriggs: Langunge
 TheWriterAleph: this is a drop-kick-field-goal of a start
 korvys: Hokusai's flying toiler
 sethtriggs: is this meeeeeeeeeeemes?
 accountmadeforants: Game already perfect
 baltimore_667083: @richard_ermen the cancelled installment
 sporkraptor: okay that jump is awesome
 CataclysmicReverb: Soda Drinker Pro II?
rentar42: 8000 life? What is this, yugioh?
 accountmadeforants: Gameplay doesn't even matter anymore
wildpeaks: I bet i'ts a 10yo's first game
  Foxmar320: Uhhhhh
 TheWriterAleph: oh, an mtga draft
 sporkraptor: keyboard drawing, I meant to say
 littleunknownn: All the assets were made in MS Paint
Flyingdelorion: Uhhh...
 fastlane250: Energy bullet in every slot
 baltimore_667083: damag e
 DigitalSeahorse: shoot energy bullets?
 niccus: is... this... your... card...?
 sethtriggs: Those hand-drawn directions remind me of Attack of the Gigant Zombie vs. Unity Chan
 A_Dub888: Is this your card?
 Keab42: Is this a Lord Hosk production?
 AlistorKO: Is this one of those you-gee-ohs?
 sethtriggs: A card mechanic?!
 DigitalSeahorse: this is a very weird tutorial
 korvys: Is this your ability slots or something?
 CaptainSpam: Look, I'm with Alex, I'm giving them credit for them using their own texture assets.
 A_Dub888: WHEELER, WE NEED INSIGHT
 razorswift: I think this might be a Chain of Memories-like
Oscelot: Okay this is actually an interesting concept
3cbb: is this the neon white we had at home
 Strebenherz: that's...  a cute concept
  Foxmar320: Thats very complicated
 SocraticMethod: Is this what Yu-gi-oh is like?
 DigitalSeahorse: this is like homestuck inventories
 NewtyNewts: Cooldown timer, I bet
 accountmadeforants: Ah, a cool deckbuilder for Wheeler to play next months
 AlistorKO: Oh man, they got Drink Drink in that machine?
 sethtriggs: Did you pick English?
 Astra7525: Gotta set up your duel deck before you can fly
 razorswift: it's your wheel, where you select your card
 razorswift: this is predestined
 korvys: Ok, there is a game here...
  Foxmar320: Is This Your Card?
goombalax: face-up attCK MODE
 Strebenherz: new cardcaptor sakura dropped
Lysander_salamander: some sort of alchemy?
warpstonewarlock: ok, that is ygo
rentar42: this is the crafting menu!
elkae: did wheeler make a game
 razorswift: it's a crafting system?
 DigitalSeahorse: yup, homestuck inventory hell
 accountmadeforants: This art is fantastic
 Marvoleath: Oh, deck building game? Is this that Slay the Spire 2 I've keep hearing about? 
 A_Dub888: and now we're Yugioh I guess
 sethtriggs: I appreciate the vision but wow this is the most inscrutable thing
letsbelgo: shout outs to text wrap
 terribleplan: This seems like it could be either aware of what it is, or at least made with love
Reecer6: oh i hate this word wrap that is based on characters
rentar42: told you, it's crafting!
TomfooleryFox: I never learned how to play solitaire
 NewtyNewts: It's a combiner!
 sethtriggs: No, 1 0 seconds
elkae: yeah wheeler def made this game
 TheOtherTrevor: You crafted them into something new?
 Mangledpixel: you merged them
KeytarCat: Crafting!
Jethrain: i think you crafted that from the other ones?
 accountmadeforants: @sethtriggs Honestly, I hope it never starts making sense. Just keep piling on bizarre gameplay mechanics like the very beginning of Homestuck did.
 A_Dub888: @elkae So what's our Yaku?
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, I'm getting a *purpose* here, which is definitely good, but this seems otherwise WAY out there.
  Foxmar320: Slash your O
rentar42: roborosewatta would be proud
 razorswift: blip
  Foxmar320: Sure
 sethtriggs: whaa
 korvys: I am charmed by this
 AlistorKO: Yo!
 GrassVortex: 
 A_Dub888: I've heard of an O face, but an O pponent?
 GreatWahooney: Okuyasu was here
Reecer6: frankly, i'm just happy guys are levitating
 TheWriterAleph: the translation's a little iffy, but this product seems competent question mark?
Kumakaori: feels a bit like someone's HS/college project.
 Redbassist: Reading the card explains the card
 Strebenherz: two little imps jumping on the bed
letsbelgo: thats why I am stuck to the ground
 CaptainSpam: Yo!
ArcadeEngineer: this is one of the ones where it seems somebody was trying to invent video games independently
elkae: 
 Zerragonoss: hey its a rosewata card
Magnifisquatch: NGL if I were levitating I'd be pretty happy too.
 sethtriggs: Well alright!
 razorswift: gnochi gnochi mushroom
 SchalaKitty: I mean, at least the Japanese titles are correct???
TomfooleryFox: yeeeah!
Pazy160: This is a perfect video game, no notes.
elkae:   
duckace11: I think that this game has potential
 fastlane250: this game is an instant prison
 A_Dub888: Reach for the sky boyy
 korvys: Is this a Jojo game
 baltimore_667083: plop
 Strebenherz: DEAD
 baltimore_667083: YOU DEAD
  Foxmar320: You Dead
 CaptainSpam: U DED
 TheWriterAleph:  YOU DEAD
Magnifisquatch: u ded
 DiscordianTokkan: You DEAD
 fastlane250: into the pit of urine
 RockPusher: Mushroom! Mushroom!
 baltimore_667083: that's probably gonna be a sticker soon
 sethtriggs: You dead
Flyingdelorion: I once had a pill and thought I was levitating....It ended painful....
 DigitalSeahorse:    
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 GreatWahooney: Nyoki Nyoki Mushroom is my favourite anime
  Foxmar320: Best power name EVER
KeytarCat: Lower left on the deck manager says CoolTime
goombalax: Super Bingo has also infected my lexicon permanently
 Strebenherz: ROBBED
duckace11: Wait I thought happy levitating guys was in Febuary
 GrassVortex: what in the MIDI is this music? 
 SchalaKitty: its levitating, not flying!
TomfooleryFox: YOU DEAD
 Keab42: There's definitely something to this
johnalogue: in case I left anyone in suspense, my cereal was fine because it isn't made of corn
 sethtriggs: I didn't know that was why cereals got soggy!
 DigitalSeahorse:  leviosa
 arcaneIllumination: aw, I missed most of w+p
TomfooleryFox: That’s it. Work yourself up the nonsensical floating objects.
  Foxmar320: Energy Bullet goes in every slot
 korvys: Energy Bullet goes in every slot
 GreatWahooney: I like that in this card based game the respawn and return to title buttons are also styled as cards
 Strebenherz: WHAT
Oscelot: @arcaneIllumination just started actually
johnalogue: what no
 Keab42: @arcaneillumination only just started
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheWriterAleph: this is the new FFVII?
 SymphonySolstice: I think rebirth came out in february
kusinohki: slay the spire 2 is a lot different than what I expected...
 tidehollowcat: I feel like something *might* have been lost in translation somewhere
  Foxmar320: Oh great
johnnylongtorso: now you're thinking with portals
Pazy160: That sounds likes an amazing kiss/kiss/curse, you become blind but so does any opponent you hit. Thats a skill card.
 fastlane250: Summon Uno Reverse Card
elkae: is this a frog fractions
ArcadeEngineer: surprised these two don't recognise the unity default font by now
 sethtriggs: I do not hate the mechanics here
johnalogue: @sethtriggs it's still capable of getting soggy, but oats are an excellent grain and corn isn't
 sethtriggs: Ahh gotcha!
  Foxmar320: Oh yes please!
GedankenPalast_: Please, yes
duckace11: clean this up. make the wheel automatic make it a rougelike. GOTY contender
johnalogue: The LRR gripes are of good quality though
 Diabore: oh are these the chuds mad at ciri?
 DiscordianTokkan: Ah, Sad Pissbabies
 RockPusher: People upset about video games‽ On the Internet‽ 
 DiscordianTokkan: They need that Crapshot sent to them
johnalogue: Oh, it's not the thing about a girl existing
 sethtriggs: @duckace11 I could see several of my friends playing the heck out of this if that were done.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Redbassist: 
 tidehollowcat: The art style on the cards reminds me of the Oingo and Boingo book from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
johnalogue: lmao what
 GrassVortex: 
  Foxmar320: Oh yeah ive seen that one everywhere
 MalFnord: oh god my soul
 GasCityGaming: saw that online, TODAY
 sethtriggs: wut
 A_Dub888: ow that hurt me brain
 Diabore: and wukong is.......
 Strebenherz: SAY PSYKE
 Strebenherz: SAY ?$#!'ING PSYKE
 electric_claire: Balatro is just a ripoff of poker.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yea, 4 of the games could have won, just not black myth wukong, right?  That's the one that was never gonna win?
 fastlane250: bait used to be believable
 BrowneePointz: as yes jsut ripoffs. *looks at ff7r, and the DMC/Soulslike Wukong*
ArcadeEngineer: has somebody done an astrobot edit of that yt thumbnail that calls bb-8 a 'little round cuck bot' yet
johnalogue: Just like how Dwarf Fortress is a  Minecraft ripoff, and Fallout 4 is a Minecraft ripoff, and...
 Astra7525: goddamn outrage tourists
GedankenPalast_: The ignorance on display
 sethtriggs: Hot takes are actually cruise control for cool.
 SpacePotato01: Has chatGPT advanced to the point where it is indistinguishable from actual sad people on the internet? Or have those people degraded to the point where they are indistinguishable from a chatbot?
 Drasvin: Mario isn't even the first platformer. He's just to most famous
 TheMerricat: Fun fact, Mario wasn't even the first platformer.
Magnifisquatch: the idea that the game of the year NEEDS to be "innovative"?! what a yoke
 darkpks2: farming mean comments
 MalFnord: @SpacePotato01 Yes
 Strebenherz: valid point
 sethtriggs: Oh yeah like the food wasting videos
 TheMerricat: @Drasvin jynx. 
 SymphonySolstice: yeah....yeah
 BrowneePointz: I'm a wears my heart on my sleeve person and even if I don't engage I still get a momentary white hot flash of anger before disengaging
 thatguysteve2709: I got the game that got snubbed the hardest this year from the game awards "squirrel with a gun"
  Foxmar320: Yep
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 Gekyouryuu: in my day, we just called that Fox News
  Foxmar320: Game looks cool to me
 darkpks2: based
 TheMerricat: @Gekyouryuu ^
 sethtriggs: yea but self-martyrdom feels so good though
 Neddy471: @ArcadeEngineer "Little white cuck ball" or at least that's what Hbomberguy's wall o' memes said.
 SymphonySolstice: god I wish I could tell my mom that
  Foxmar320: Also people mad at Witcher 4 for that as well
Voidhawk42: "aLmoNds are a Legume, and NOBODY CARES"
 darkpks2: we still make tweets on "X"
johnalogue: @TheMerricat We stopped calling those "Fox News clones" like we stopped calling FPS games "Doom clones" as mentioned before
 Gekyouryuu: lol
 RockPusher: "Don't Feed The Trolls" an evergreen mantra
 TheMerricat: @johnalogue 
 TheDangerWaffle: lmaoooo
 korvys: SwiftOnSecurity talked about someone messaging them and actually *asked* her to dunk on them
kristian_fischer: Man I'm glad I'm not on social media anymore. The only good thing Muskrat ever did was make me leave Twitter.
 morgoth_bauglyr: suddenly music?
wildpeaks: this surprisingly has gameplay
  Foxmar320: Good run
 Astra7525: Are the cards single-use?
 TheWriterAleph: 
 NewtyNewts: Was that the minecraft fall sound?
 Neddy471: Honestly? I think the entire thing is just repackaged misogyny mixed with ragebait - "I am nostalgic for a time when women were deliberately excluded from games, and their contributions to games were actively hidden."
 sethtriggs: I wonder if there are in-air physics
Reecer6: vanripper game mention!
 L0rdX33n: Chained Together flashback…
 BrowneePointz: Anyways chat if you have a ps5 totally pickup Astrobot
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, uppieeeeees
 BrowneePointz: it's SO good
DaxStrife: Yes! It's great!
 sethtriggs: @Neddy471 100% it is
 Strebenherz: huh
 Rhynerd: i’ve played a but of it!
 Gekyouryuu: it's about lesbian ghost girls iirc
Voidhawk42: Oh sick, what was the name again?
avi_miller: It's great
 GreatWahooney: oh yeah I played it today, it's dope
DaxStrife: It has a $10 DLC that's just the artbook and a recipe.
 Gekyouryuu: Awaria @Voidhawk42
avi_miller: Gay ghost girls
Reecer6: it's a fun short game
 BrowneePointz: Oh yea Graham how hard did you pog the fuck off at the Announcement NIN is doing the soundtrack for Intergalactic
avi_miller: And you get to kiss em
methadron86: This game... ignoring how weird it looks... seems to be a competend platformer with interesting mechanics... so... i wouldnt say this game is actually bad. Cant say how good the controls are, but Alex seems to do fine with them.
 GreatWahooney: Awaria being Polish for 'malfunction'
 korvys: https://x.com/vanripperart/status/1868714215693074679
 accountmadeforants: Oh dang, I need to get that then. Helltaker had a banger OST and I respect the initiative.
Lysander_salamander: oh cool
 BrowneePointz: he's officially a part now ye
 sporkraptor: ooooo yyeeeee
 darkpks2: numetal is cool but imagine if another band did it
 razorswift: Yeah Tron: Ares
 A_Dub888: there's a new Tron movie!>
Lysander_salamander: wait there's a new tron movie?
 A_Dub888: ?
Lysander_salamander: cool
 darkpks2: nooi
  Foxmar320: LOL
 NewtyNewts: @methadron86 I mean, first person platforming is innately tough
johnalogue: Personal vs. business name?
  Foxmar320: The timing
 morgoth_bauglyr: Robbed
 BrowneePointz: it's a label/marketing thing ye
 SymphonySolstice: @methadron86 this is one of those games that is like, I'd give this an A if this was handed in as a final project in an intro game dev class
 darkpks2: almost you got it this time
 GapFiller: this is one of those arcane bits of rights lingo innit
 BrowneePointz: can be different labels or types
 A_Dub888: Alex, ur fancy
Kumakaori: absolutely scammed xd;;.
 Nigouki: new Tron movie sadly is being driven by Jared Leto...
 Keab42: Cold take. I enjoyed Tron Legacy.
 TheAwkes: Trent's been doing VG soundtracks as Trent for ages, separately from NIN.
avi_miller: Yeah
 Marvoleath: so, brand distinction?
Voidhawk42: @methadron86 Yeah, this is a pretty decent demonstration of idea. Just needs a few years of development by someone with graphic design chops
 Wicker_Guide: Look, there's yellow and there's yellow. And one is yellow, but one is yellow
 korvys: NIN? The guys who made the Quake soundtrack?
 Rhynerd: Trent Reznor also helped with Warframe 1999’s ost, unless I’m mistaken.
  Foxmar320: 
 CataclysmicReverb: Ah like the difference between Pussifer and Tool
Oscelot: Client work vs personal work
 LordZarano: Wait NIN is only 2 people?
 RockPusher: Bionic Trousers Media presents, vs LoadingReadyRun presents 
avi_miller: The two of them have done soundtracks for a bunch of films
Oscelot: @Rhynerd Yep!
 LPS_97: Also voiced quake guy
 BrowneePointz: It's more like pre-return Blink 182 and Aklaline Trio
 MalFnord: The difference between Junkie XL and Tom Holkenborg, kinda
 Neddy471: It's branding and/or genre - it tells you what to expect and how to enjoy it.
 razorswift: @Rhynerd it did sound like that, though that could've also been combichrist
 morgoth_bauglyr: hugh hugh
methadron86: @SymphonySolstice Thats what i mean. It looks functional and it even has interesting ideas for mechanics. This is surprisingly functional.
  Foxmar320: Yeah this game is... a game
 korvys: No Graham, Neil Cicirega made Mouth Sounds
 BrowneePointz: before Tom Delonge came back it was just the Alkaline Trio 3 but it was still Blink 182 cuz of the genre/label
johnalogue: Wait, are the nails sharp fasteners or finger shells?
 Neddy471: You know, Trent Reznor: The Guy who wrote that awesome song for Johnny Cash "Hurt."
Metric_Furlong: no no, Mouth Sounds was by Neil Cicierega 
 DigitalSeahorse: wait, Trent?
 CaptainSpam: There's ideas in that game, which is more than we can give most games on this show.
 darkpks2: roguelike rythem game
 NewtyNewts: You can't tell me what to do
warpstonewarlock: I mean, it definitely is an interesting idea
 Wicker_Guide: Don'r you tell me what to do game
 betweenmyself: I would like a soundtrack made by the joint efforts of Chris Gaines and Sasha Fierce 
  Foxmar320: I hope it has no music lol
goombalax: that seemed like a final project that got directly ported to the store
TotallyNotaBeholder: FM84 has entered screen
 sethtriggs: Uh oh
 Nigouki: put BGC in there
DaxStrife: Quick, call Ian, this is his wheelhouse.
 darkpks2: that sprint animation!!!
 darkpks2: XD
 AlistorKO: It's weird, especially for DJs on twitch. You can't play music containing samples from Black Sabbath, but you can play Ozzy Osborn
 A_Dub888: Was that one of Nelly's vaporwave backgrounds?
wildpeaks: "Audiosurf but FPS" ?
  Foxmar320: Dead silent, perfect
 sethtriggs: Do you have to download some streamer-friendly music to dump in that folder?
johnnylongtorso: the two genders: rifle and pistol
 A_Dub888: B I G W A R
 GreatWahooney: so is BeatleField like Strawberry Fields Forever or something
 sethtriggs: Love these clunky texts
johnalogue: Fighting fire with fire.
wildpeaks: 
 RockPusher: 
  Foxmar320: 
 razorswift: fire = bad
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gluonquark: Fire is bad
 RockPusher: 
 darkpks2: 
 northos: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't do what I just did.
 KV1NN4: 
 fastlane250: Ow, fire indeed hot!
 GapFiller: !badadvice
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 GasCityGaming: !clip
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warpstonewarlock: Rotschreck
 AlistorKO: Fire hot. Fire is indeed hot!
 razorswift: Oh it's a skull
 Mangledpixel: pewpewpew
methadron86: Fire Hot. Fire Burn... Fire follows?
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 brucesea: 81 months! that’s like babies squared!
 Redbassist: Fire indeed hot
 couchboyj: Beer, beer good.  Fire, fire bad.
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 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KnottyUninterestedChickenSmoocherZ-T0wrshf27MGZ1t6t
 Gekyouryuu: you have to use psychic powers. "Will at fire!"
 SchalaKitty: so do the platforms move based on the music?
 GreatWahooney: why is the fire chasing us
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Blip2004: what music?
 sethtriggs: My life, my life for a UI font other than Arial
  Foxmar320: Music?
epsilon_vee: there's music?
 Jillexie: I am not a Nobel Prize winning physicist, but in my estimation, shooting fire with a laser won't do much.
 couchboyj: The Radi Skull?  It will kill you all.
warpstonewarlock: I can hear the music
 GreatWahooney: just barely
 BusTed: It's there
letsbelgo: its pretty  low
 korvys: Oh, is this kinda a Devil Daggers thing?
letsbelgo: was*
 PigmyWurm: we could, just very quiet
 morgoth_bauglyr: EARTH
Oscelot: Yeah, strangely we could hear the pewpews but not the music
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 sethtriggs: The music is surprisingly chill for what's happening
 TheWriterAleph: @Jillexie i have a theoretical degree in physics
SiegeFeathers: what makes this a beatlefield
 Astra7525: Lofi beats to shoot flaming skulls to
 darkpks2: quirpline \
 TheAwkes: Move over, Morton Koopa. We've got MOLTEN Koopa up in here.
 NewtyNewts: The green orb might be health pickups?
 Kasran: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MuddyIntelligentPeafowlBIRB-UcTQwT3Rp15MfMoY
johnalogue: @Jillexie Some part of me really, really wants to take this as a challenge.
 HorusFive: Hearing the music does not make the experience any more parsable
epsilon_vee: can we defeat the fire with this chillwave
 TheWriterAleph: battletoad?!
 darkpks2: kermit
 sethtriggs: Oh it's a rhythm game
 thebuzzstreams: This all makes sense
 korvys: Some kind of battle toad?
 RockPusher: \  /
 Marvoleath: Is it a rhytm game? 
 PigmyWurm: does this game have a purpose?
 Gekyouryuu: is this Frog Fractions?
 Bassios: Official Froge Game
elkae: ohhh THIS is a frog fractions
 sethtriggs: That is an interesting mechanic.
  Foxmar320: WOW
 darkpks2: WHY
 razorswift: UHM
 Wolfstrike_NL: oo
 Luminaire_p: 
 TimeToFry: Wow
 SymphonySolstice: UH
 Creature_Comforts: Um.
Lysander_salamander: why
 thebuzzstreams: Excuse me??
 Pinwiz11: um
 PigmyWurm: excuse me?
 morgoth_bauglyr: the F?!?
epsilon_vee: pardon
letsbelgo:   
 fastlane250: 
 CaptainSpam: 
Oscelot: WOW
GedankenPalast_: UHM
warpstonewarlock: what
offbeatwitch: YEAH?
wildpeaks: Oh Good
Veste: do we have a rifle, if you hit 2?
 MehallD: hello highlights
 sethtriggs: WHA
goombalax: OK
 Strebenherz: WHAT
Voidhawk42: JUMPSCARE
methadron86: Okay... Nope... Nope nope nope
 darkpks2: LOL
GedankenPalast_: Okay, sure
 SchalaKitty: maybe we're good now
 HorusFive: No
 empyreon: a WHAT now!?
Flyingdelorion: LOL
 niccus: the duality of video gaming
wildpeaks: ah yes, the two genders
elkae: 
 DigitalSeahorse: Headswapper and Hitlergun
 Astra7525: Does it have swastikas on it?
 darkpks2: paintball gun without the pod
  SmithKurosaki: I just looked up at my TV from my VST work. What in the bus did I just wander into?
 Redbassist: 
methadron86: So the music controls the plattforms in the level... i mean the idea is nice...
 Ravage2002: well that went south fast...
 RockPusher: "We" AKA a bunch of nerds
wildpeaks: you and the voice in your head ?
 Neddy471: All Emperor's New Groove quotes are good and should be rewarded.
johnalogue: Some rich person wanted to be ready, I suppose.
 razorswift: also your hand is clipping into big war
 MenomeAlice: Oh fuck, you're playing a Pepe
 darkpks2: this feels like a sprite cranberry commercial
Voidhawk42: It comes up in a movie about a load of assassins trying to kill someone in a time loop. One of the assassins had hitlers pistol, because she was insane
 sethtriggs: This is an interesting mechanic.
 betweenmyself: 
johnnylongtorso: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StrongSparklyHerringEleGiggle-whT41xJRXSbj36vG
johnalogue: @MenomeAlice wait oh no
  Foxmar320: Great menu 
methadron86: I have to agree with alex. Good basic idea... but it seems like the gunplay is just... not good.
 sethtriggs: Load the Road Quest OST in the folder just to see what happens LOL
 BrowneePointz: thsi hurts my eyes
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wildpeaks: the audio-driven part would have been interesting, but in practice it doesn't seem to do much
 BrowneePointz: so much
 DigitalSeahorse: escape from haters with hitlergun
 sethtriggs: Is that the guy from "Money for Nothing?"
  Foxmar320: It said stay under the light
 NewtyNewts: It's the white light, not the firelight
 Saintnex: oh we need to be under the orb light I think
 thebuzzstreams: must keep under orb
KeytarCat: And the yellow isn't the light...
 sethtriggs: Woooooooow
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SwissKathishBoarBrainSlug-1sDuc0yFMKgBsQve
johnalogue: There are many sensory inputs and none of them mean anything
methadron86: The last game at least hat sort of a tutorial. Well it had tutorial levels.
Jethrain: it moved away
 razorswift: it's moving
GedankenPalast_: it moves?
  Foxmar320: I think the light was moving?
gluonquark: Suddenly, you dead
 sporkraptor: I mean, the music is pretty good
  Foxmar320: This feels like a Destiny raid mechanic
 sethtriggs: You don't deserve feedback in your gameplay I guess
 Marvoleath: You see Alex, the main cause of dying is death. So try to avoid that.
 razorswift: they're very not lit
johnnylongtorso: my haters are not, in fact, my motivators
 betweenmyself: @foxmar320 just Crota lamps, yeah
  SmithKurosaki: mood @Foxmar320
 TheWriterAleph: this whole game is lit
Jethrain: @Foxmar320 ohhhh this is toland, that explains a lot
warpstonewarlock: oh, the light is Toland
 AlistorKO: lol
johnalogue: This reminds me of the skeleton gold game if it was the worst
 sporkraptor: this seems to have been somebody's attempt to make a game as a vehicle for their music, but the music is *way* better than the game
  Foxmar320: @Jethrain Yeah 100% Toland not giving a F about us and peacing out
 NewtyNewts: A collectable, I think
 DigitalSeahorse: lost the light
 sethtriggs: That ball was with the skulls
 AlistorKO: Got to stand on the plates in the right oder and trade the orb so you can get to the next DPS phase
 korvys: I think the blue stuff is like... XP or something, it comes from dead enemies
KeytarCat: Balls are collectables!  Blue is ammo, green is health
phoenixletmeuseadashd: cxurious what the bottom left bars do
 korvys: So it's probably good
 sethtriggs: Simulacrum!Japan
johnnylongtorso: Ghost of Smurfshima
 thebuzzstreams: Were those enemies holding their guns sideways?
johnalogue: Ah right, Atomic 79. This is that if it was the worst.
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 sethtriggs: A kill-based economy
 couchboyj: Contrary to how it sounds, its perfectly healthy to produce Toots while you stop producing Xcretions
 Wolfstrike_NL: Lovely Pew sounds
 korvys: It's ammo or something
 NewtyNewts: It's a magnetized collectable
Jethrain: i think it's a pickup
 korvys: I think it's good
 MehallD: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?
 accountmadeforants: Hi-Fi Rush does that
 sethtriggs: That's why I wanna see what happens with different music
 morgoth_bauglyr: maybe the blue is currency=
phoenixletmeuseadashd: it just wants to show you pretty colors of death
 Bassios: It might be xp or something
 Gekyouryuu: inb4 it's something you aggroed in the first level that's following you
 Strebenherz: green hands.  are you  the duolingo owl?
johnalogue: @couchboyj Make your system decentralized and open source. It's probably healthier than using TwitX
 TheMerricat: Deep cut Alex, DEEP cut.
 KV1NN4: Hi-Fi Rush is good for 'backgrounds/location reacting tot he music"
 korvys: Kinda like Sneak King?
 NewtyNewts: Shoot them with your language gun
 TheMerricat: Is Bryce even still made?
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 sethtriggs: That's a wee map
 Astra7525: The Duolingo Owl was such a great DB bit
 DigitalSeahorse:  
johnalogue: Someone else suggested we may be a meme frog
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  Foxmar320: This game sure is
 Strebenherz: On that thought, was the identity of the duolingo owl for desert bus ever revealed?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 sethtriggs: They're all Scarface
Oscelot: purely based on shape I was guessing it was Meg, but no clue @Strebenherz
 Mangledpixel: last version of Bryce was 2010
  Foxmar320: This is so bad
 TheWanderingNomad: One day I want G and Alex to jump off into the Sub Ocean and find a sign that says "Hi LRRfolk!"
 korvys: it refills the blue bar in the bottom right
 betweenmyself: “Guardian…  Use the Blade Logic to overcome the giant glowing Elvis.”
KeytarCat: Blue is gun charge/ammo
 Getter404: Wasn't "the world moves to the beat" like 50% of Hi-Fi Rush
 Strebenherz: Fair nuff @Oscelot
DoodlestheGreat: Honestly, if I was ever to build a game, I'd deliberately include a way to the sub-ocean and even have signs pointing it out.
Oscelot: @TheWanderingNomad XD
 Gizmoloid: Shangri-The? Did they try translating Shangri La from French?
Jethrain: the number in the topright went down from 112 to 111 when you got a kill just then
ArcadeEngineer: this is like a quarter of being a game
 NewtyNewts: Hooper Shot
 GasCityGaming: or farcry blood dragon
 Strebenherz: certainly AN experience
 lirazel64: Watch + Play, where we ask the *deep* questions.
 TheAwkes: 110 sloppy deltas
 sethtriggs: They put this back in the oven and work on it I bet a few of my friends would play this
Oscelot: Oh yeah, any plans for a DB gamejam play, G?
DaxStrife: "It's the most innovative shooter I've played in years."
 matthaus_c: Multi Level Monastery
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh, number went down
Jethrain: yeah that in the topright looks like the target number of kills...
 darkpks2: Thanks for the stream fellas, this is a good time
 DiscordianTokkan: So that might be the number of targets left
 NewtyNewts: Buddha-let time
 BrowneePointz: Buddhullet time
 HorusFive: If you see Budda on the road- kill 108 more guys to progress
 razorswift: the guys are holding the gun street style good lord
 Getter404: Buddha has truly mastered Orb Walking
 Twilight_Spark: That sounds not totally antithetical to the entire concept.
an_archist2: to achieve the first level of nirvana, you must collect 20 bear asses
 BrowneePointz: already have one
 BrowneePointz: it's called Undertale
 NewtyNewts: Don't forget RNGesus
 Astra7525: eheheh
JeshuaWithAnE: Helix fossil
 matthaus_c: qanon is not far from that
 darkpks2: id say we do with chthulu or the giant spaghetti monster
  Foxmar320: Fortnite might become a religion and that scares me
NimrodXIV: don't
 sethtriggs: Uh oh
johnalogue: That physically harmed Alex
3cbb: roko's basilisk as a vidyagame npc
 korvys: it refills the blue bar in the bottom right
methadron86: That... well that bussing scared me for a moment.
Oscelot: Yeah, let's not put that into the world x.x
 HorusFive: Instant reaction
 lirazel64: Clear your levels, Alex.
 sethtriggs: What would be the video game equivalent of an asbestos ship?
 darkpks2: nintando is a religion for some
 Twilight_Spark: Or it's just their souls flying away.
 Unas84: does it restore shields?
 DigitalSeahorse: when virtual reality becomes so real you can't tell it from reality
 matthaus_c: this is the most my eyes have screamed at me to stop since playing Antichamber
 accountmadeforants: Okay, but what genre of video game would their holy... text? Video game? Be
 kakmize: was that gun called hitler?
Oscelot: But I'll say, I don't think there have been any major religions from books, besides a few one off worshippers. So I'm not sure we'll have much trouble with it from games
 darkpks2: 
 CataclysmicReverb: @accountmadeforants Python
 SquareDotCube: holo sight, more like hollow sight
SiegeFeathers: gets the headswaper - can't swape a single head with it
Oscelot: (from fiction books. I see you pushing your glasses up chat 
 betweenmyself: Karnov’s aplenty
ArcadeEngineer: i love how thoroughly default unity the weapon buy screen is
 Kasran: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpikyProductiveKlee4Head-BmK38HIfImTV98KG
lofilorax: what a bizarre game
johnalogue: I think a cult centered on a single form of media would be limiting itself. More likely that religions would use games in said scary ways
 sethtriggs: Is the Blue Ball your Clipozine?
 matthaus_c: @Oscelot even if anyone um actuallied you, pretty sure belief in God is older than the Bible 
Oscelot: @matthaus_c Yep.
 FarleyF: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LittleCautiousOstrichYee-x9inulkQWuKHzg_Q
 Marvoleath: "your shooting has resurrected 5 ppl, congratulations"
 Redbassist: Is this a combination of the other levels?
 Mangledpixel: every time you die you resurrect 9 people
 TheMerricat: Don't kill Buddha, it's bad karma
 matthaus_c: taintshot taintshot taintshot
 sethtriggs: Oooh you got grape stomped
  Foxmar320: That was.. yeah
 fastlane250: That certainly was
 Redbassist: Super taint
 sethtriggs: Do you have E.T. feet there? Whaa
 Wicker_Guide: surprisingly little music in that game. or taste
 CataclysmicReverb: steam cloud errors can do that
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe on a different account?
 MalFnord: Maybe it crashed Steam?
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 BlueFingers5: maybe it got relisted?
 DigitalSeahorse: is it on the LRR account?
 NewtyNewts: Iiiiit's Multiplayer?
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Orxolon: good afternoon everybody
 sethtriggs: Oh it might've been impossible to play
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  Foxmar320: Oh wow
 TheWriterAleph: WHAT THU
 morgoth_bauglyr:  
 Redbassist: 
 Gizmoloid: handsome!
 sethtriggs: NOOOO
 DiscordianTokkan: Wario mustache
 GreatWahooney: hon hon hon
  Juliamon: I think we would have remembered this
elkae: 
 matthaus_c: OwO'd so hard he turned french
warpstonewarlock: I don't remember this
 Gizmoloid:  
 AlistorKO: a mouthstach
 Astra7525: The Sea of THieves we have at home
 DigitalSeahorse: severly Franch
 TheDigitalDeer: The very model of a modern major admiral
 Wolfstrike_NL: Qui Wee
KeytarCat: P???
 sethtriggs: He looks like a cursed Playmobil figure
 Kipstar: ensitivity
johnalogue: "don't sync" is a weird way to phrase that setting
 NewtyNewts: These are... BAD keyboard controls
  Foxmar320: I don't have this on my spreadsheet
 Wicker_Guide: Oh Mr. Norrington, what intense expressions you have
 GreatWahooney: what Sea of Thieves mod is this
DoodlestheGreat: That moustache is very FRAUNCH. Which is like French, but even more so.
 Nigouki: abandon ship!
johnnylongtorso: ant juice?
 sethtriggs: I remember this UI!
 thebuzzstreams: this game has everything!
epsilon_vee: grog by the gram?
 Twilight_Spark: Why is grof more expensive?
 Redbassist: Look it not perfect system
 Twilight_Spark: Yeah exactly.
Invitare: water is expensive
Veste: _pure grog_
 CaptainSpam: It's expensive water.
 BigDaddyBland87: water is very valuable
 NewtyNewts: Think that's gold not grams
 A_Dub888: THAT'S were the rum'd gone?
 brainiac4: Maybe water is really expensive
TomfooleryFox: where’s that scene of Captain Norringron where it’s all exposing around him
 AlistorKO: microdosing rum
 Keab42: Sea of Colonialism
 Nigouki: dry grog - just add sea water
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, maybe it hasn't rained in a while so all they have is saltwater
WizardOfDocs: rum AND grog? in this economy?
 sethtriggs: LOL love how your visibility is clipped by the ship
 gnyrinn: Oh that reminds me. Today's rum advent calendar!
 matthaus_c: Grog the Caveman does not invent anything, but causes many breakthroughs
 Saintnex: I guess the lime and fresh water is real expensive lol
 Fuzzra: Ah, but it's a very specific ratio of rum to water . . .
 Keab42: I've definitely seen that cliff texture before
 sethtriggs: LOL the geometry is actually like the fake Alex in the W+P intro.
 accountmadeforants: 
 GreatWahooney: if not friend, why friend shaped?
  Foxmar320: Great shot
 accountmadeforants: I vote for Ant and Dog
 DigitalSeahorse: dog and dant
 MDK_Marshal: Music not provided, please insert your own
 A_Dub888: "can you draw a gun?" I mean not well, but give me a piece of 8.5 * 11 and I'll give it a shot
 darkpks2: nice ragdoll
 CataclysmicReverb: Of note, It's not a spider
 sethtriggs: I'm surprised there isn't a head spider too
 GasCityGaming: he just tried to steam that dog!
ArcadeEngineer: an ant the size of a small dog and a dog the size of a medium sized dog
  Foxmar320: No dicks allowed I guess
 Redbassist: 
TomfooleryFox: no he doesn’t exist anymore
elkae: better check the ant faucet
  Foxmar320: LOL
 morgoth_bauglyr: ded
 NewtyNewts: That's some minor fall damage
 Strebenherz: Dead
 sethtriggs: -200 ahaahah
NimrodXIV: glass ankles
 ElektroTal: ah yes, that famous revolutionary war battle, the redcoats vs the dick eating dogs
 betweenmyself: Grog by the Graham  , a pop up high seas themed bar coming soon
johnnylongtorso: Dark Souls 2 fall damage
 niccus: this is an accurate portrayal of british troops
 Keab42: This game has Edge of the Empire fall damage
 fastlane250: olume
TomfooleryFox: oh wow what a tragic death
 DigitalSeahorse: olume
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 ElektroTal: i would like to buy 2 grams of rum, please.
 Redbassist: Patang
 thebuzzstreams: oooh, old sword
 sethtriggs: So what does the EXP do?
TomfooleryFox: Maxx out on grog
 tidehollowcat: What a great sound to be the first sound effect heard
 MDK_Marshal: Intuitive!
 A_Dub888: @ElektroTal Got it, Graham, how much rum can fit in you?
 sethtriggs: Looks like you need to invoice this dev for QA LOL
johnnylongtorso: we Bloodborning now
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 sethtriggs: That uniform must have great motion when wet
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 Redbassist: Keeps the gunpowder moist
 DigitalSeahorse: gant
 thebuzzstreams: oh that looks floaty
 DigitalSeahorse: GANT!
 TheMerricat: Did you reload.
  Foxmar320: I can't wait for the 10 hour reload time
 accountmadeforants: Many games would be improved by the inexplicable presence of giant ants
 A_Dub888: @Foxmar320 maybe that's were the most of the animation went to
eff_the_bard: a well-trained soldier could fire about 4 musket shots a minute
johnnylongtorso: @accountmadeforants It Came From the Beach
 TheDigitalDeer: Weirdest EDF mod I've seen in a while
 Redbassist: F1? I hardly know 1
 TheWanderingNomad: @A_Dub888 Imagine having to do a mini game after every shot 
eff_the_bard: though most armies would settle for 3 a minute
 raulghoulia: this looks like one of the games from Reboot
 sethtriggs: I call into question the tactical position of this party
Veste: must not be the rank of captain yet, alas
 matthaus_c: weren't you delighted to encounter sudden Giant Ants in Elden Ring
 sporkraptor: the "footsteps" sound make a cute little beat
sarsum33: F3 is fier
 TheMerricat: @eff_the_bard But only if they are led by Sean Bean.
 sethtriggs: Imagine chatting in this game
 SquareDotCube: oh, v is view change
 NewtyNewts: 30 EXP
  Foxmar320: hahahaaa 
 morgoth_bauglyr: pffffft
 Redbassist: 
 DigitalSeahorse: boop
 MDK_Marshal: The good old pneumatic musket
TomfooleryFox: yes?
 GasCityGaming: yes!
 Twilight_Spark: 
 accountmadeforants: Honestly, solid musket for original assets and animations
offbeatwitch: 45 xp
eff_the_bard: @TheMerricat but can yeh stand
 Mangledpixel: BLAM
NimrodXIV: what range
 NewtyNewts: Sniper flintlock
 Nigouki: finally a game that lets you do a colonialism!
 BigDaddyBland87: sniper musket
 Skye_Stryke: Famously accurate weapon
 sethtriggs: That's pretty impressive to make a broken musket
 MDK_Marshal: sniffer moosle
 matthaus_c: Sniper Musket would be a MGS boss
 Mangledpixel: bet you it's hitting that tree
GetColor: @Nigouki oh I get it cause Ants live in colonies
 thatguysteve2709: I mean it's why the navy was so impactful in the 1400's they had water proof but scan muskets
 Strebenherz: Big RuneScape energy
johnnylongtorso: you sunk my battleant
 sethtriggs: Is the game modeling gravity?
 NewtyNewts: Sneeper mousquet
 thatguysteve2709: Hit
 sethtriggs: @GetColor Ahahahaha
 GasCityGaming: to be fair spiders are famously more bullet resistant
devilcultivator: kinda just salt-bae-s to reload his musket
 Nigouki: touching mustache is actually ripping open the paper powder charge
ArcadeEngineer: 'inexplicable day/night cycle' classic bad game bingo square
 fastlane250: Soon you'll be back to positive XP
  Foxmar320: Rock is best rock
 Redbassist: He's taking the stopper out of the powder bag I guess
epsilon_vee: i kind of respect that somebody made these cornball oc low poly character models and did a loading animation
NimrodXIV: ooo
 Nigouki: ot
  Foxmar320: Ohhhh
 sporkraptor: awww XD
 DigitalSeahorse: Wetta?
 Redbassist: Oh right
 KV1NN4: crickets
 Nigouki: Weta's workshop logo
 sethtriggs: Oh wow!
 BrowneePointz: yea they are massive!
 morgoth_bauglyr: WETA from the studios
 DeM0nFiRe: Those things are nightmare fuel
 RockPusher: I was going to say I assume it was a Wēta
johnalogue: Chitinous rats
 korvys: https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,w_1200,ar_16:9,f_auto,q_auto,g_auto/shape/cover/sport/weta-9d1cc93d6ee101a859b2c32c5efb9b94.png
 korvys: hmmm
 BrowneePointz: they're as wise as your palm
 TheWanderingNomad: I was just about to ask that
 RockPusher: *Wētā
GetColor: just googled, that's AWFUL
 MalFnord: Surprise weta is definitely on my Do Not Want list
 BrowneePointz: wide*
 korvys: https://media.wired.com/photos/5932496b58b0d64bb35d0b45/master/pass/42-33047306.jpg
Orxolon: @GetColor omg i did that too
 TheWanderingNomad: This *THING*
 GreatWahooney: oh dang that sure is a critter
 korvys: Graham, here's one eating a carrot
  Foxmar320:  burn it all
 niccus: they look like hell but they're also pretty much harmless
epsilon_vee: @korvys 
 sethtriggs: Somebody failed at agricultural checkpoint on the plane
 BigDaddyBland87: @korvys Nope!
Veste: waeuuu
 DigitalSeahorse: yikes
 CataclysmicReverb: raur
 morgoth_bauglyr: oh that was the DOG sound
Orxolon: i would scream while running
 InconsiderateHat: Oh god ... That happened to me in Honduras with a whipscorpion
 sethtriggs: Harmless at least
 TheWanderingNomad: That would make an awesome Kamen Rider
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devilcultivator: don't it's awful
 fastlane250: I will not
 NewtyNewts: I hate that I have image preview now
 matthaus_c: grasshopper by way of bunny
 niccus: they don't obey coconut crab's scaling
 sporkraptor: I once accidentally maced myself in San Fransisco. magical city
 RockPusher: I prefer surprise Wētā over surprise spider
 TheAwkes: Rat sized crickets.
 GapFiller: okay yeh just looked em up yes theyre HUGE
 Redbassist: Big friend
 Drakas: weta is the name of the town weta work show is in
Orxolon: this Weta seem like a X com unit
 sporkraptor: actually it was probably a Jerusalem cricket
 thatguysteve2709: That is a it owns the house now just burn it down
 TheAwkes: I think those noises are the dog.
 morgoth_bauglyr: the dog is making the noises
 Wicker_Guide: they are also even more harmless than your average giant bug
  Foxmar320: 
 emberBecky: that is a nightmare creature, like I think i've actually had a nightmare with that creature in it
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh great -exp
devilcultivator: dog is an unaligned king
 DeM0nFiRe: Wowee waow
  Foxmar320: Dog messed those guys up
 Redbassist: 🤣
 GasCityGaming: dog OP
 razorswift: rawr
 Kipstar: dog wins!
 sethtriggs: Cujo is in god mode
 matthaus_c: I suddenly have a great idea for the best form of my next Vampire
DaxStrife: Can you play the dog? It seems much more capable.
Natural_Ones_Only: ruh roh
  Juliamon: It's kinda adorable
 razorswift: IT IS THE LION
 SquareDotCube: How about the enormous katydid that sounds like a machine gun when they flap their wings
 sporkraptor: Jerusalem cricket/potato beetles are native to the West coast
 Twilight_Spark: 
 razorswift: Oh god
GetColor: Maybe it's a dog modelled by a dog
 TheDevil_Risen: Herrrooo
elkae: omg im dying
 DigitalSeahorse: rawrar
 sporkraptor: and they look like big weird bloated flightless ant/crickets
 sethtriggs: Maybe it is intended to be a foo lion!
 Redbassist: That's a wise dog
 gnyrinn: Hey! Don´t disparage Can't Draw Dogs Club.
warpstonewarlock: a dog as drawn by medieval artist
 DigitalSeahorse: Win rararar
 korvys: Weta: "A grasshopper the size of a gerbil"
devilcultivator: who are you in debt to the blue guys?
 Gizmoloid: I'd say they've seen a dog, but it's been A WHILE
TheAinMAP: 
 A_Dub888: @korvys where's my blowtorch?!?!?!?
 fastlane250: Just slamming through these
 TheDevil_Risen: Have you guys done Blood West?
 FarleyF: Watchandplay@loadingreadyrun.com
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 A_Dub888: Weta aka Wet-AHHHHHHHHHHH
 Nigouki: it loading ready run spaced or not? :V
 RockPusher: Note: wētā is the insect, weta is literally shit
 Kipstar: what if the gameplay isn't apparent from playing the game?
 TheDevil_Risen: ooo FUN!
phoenixletmeuseadashd: uhoh
 RockPusher: Two?
 TheDevil_Risen: ^
 FarleyF: ohh i've seen this anime
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh no
methadron86: @TheDevil_Risen I actually played throug Blood West. Its actually a fun stealth shooter in my opinion.
 BigDaddyBland87: it's a sequel so it must be good
 thebuzzstreams: ooooh nooooo
johnalogue: Oh I know this one
 sethtriggs: This could go either way
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I think I have seen this
phoenixletmeuseadashd: or 1
 fastlane250: oh no cheesecakedev
 Nigouki: first one got shut down by Blizzard sending C&D about Starcraft
 MDK_Marshal: Booth Disinfectant Simulator?
Reecer6: oh, the first one was a popular streamer game
 HorusFive: Hope I can keep track of the plot without seeing the first one
 Mazrae: how bad was the first one that someone had to make a 2
 Diabore: that is not the font i was expecting
 FarleyF: it means Vin Diesel is in the game
 AlistorKO: Oh yesss
 TheDevil_Risen: @methadron86 oh cool  i got a extra discount on GoG, might pick it up then!
Laserbeaks_Fury: You have a family you have to feed everyday, kinda like Papers Please
 GasCityGaming: It means ohana
 matthaus_c: Nikaido's Internet Café
 Ravage2002: that's actually a good game
 DigitalSeahorse: oh this is where you load an image half way and you're time is already up because it's dial up cafe
 sporkraptor: @Diabore yeah that's a zombie fighter font XD
 matthaus_c: that's what we call Customer Service
  Foxmar320: LOL
 morgoth_bauglyr: what
 accountmadeforants: Oh, maybe this is the Family toggle
 richard_ermen: "Make Child".
 sethtriggs: "They're not boring and long." "I Don't believe you"
 TheDevil_Risen: MAKE CHILD!@
 fastlane250: 
 NewtyNewts: Construct offspring
 MDK_Marshal: Speedrun strats here lmao
 BigDaddyBland87: THE HELL!!!!
NimrodXIV: you did set family to on
 baltimore_667083: MAKE CHILD
 darkpks2: 
 littleunknownn: UH
SiegeFeathers: forge infant
 sethtriggs: LEWD
 Wicker_Guide: you know, at the workshoip
 DigitalSeahorse: Make Child
 MDK_Marshal: Baby%
 littleunknownn: 
 sporkraptor: ouch I almost snorted cashews out my nose
 Twilight_Spark: Good start
 A_Dub888: It's that easy?
 TheDevil_Risen: hang on... take money???
 HorusFive: Bold first action
 niccus: make child! lower your kda!
 korvys: Craft Baby
 Redbassist: Metal child
 thebuzzstreams: Family
an_archist2: craft infant
DaxStrife: This person has never encountered a real woman.
 DigitalSeahorse: Send Job
 Greyah: Is that not how it works?
 FarleyF: Fuck Reality strikes again
 betweenmyself: the Wifing shall continue until morale improves
 Iluvatardis: so THAT'S what the Family setting does!
 hatboozeparty: Its a living....
 Gizmoloid: craft a baby
 ElektroTal: i'm not sure this is age appropriat
methadron86: @TheDevil_Risen It has a lot of horror elements and you need to play it smart. But you can have a lot of fun with that, in my opinion.
 KV1NN4: her morale is too low XD
 Wolfstrike_NL: Today has some wild choices
 ElektroTal: lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can send wife to job
 RockPusher: The new Indiana Jones game has some features I haven't seen in the reviews 
 Jillexie: wow
johnalogue: Spawn 1 offspring
Lysander_salamander: I get the feeling that this isn't about internet cafes
Orxolon: ooohhh this is gonna be goood
 darkpks2: 
 Kipstar: I keep pressing my wife's "make child" button and nothing happens?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: Task: GET OUT
 Azralorne: OOOOH it's *this* game
 Mazrae: i dont this that is TOS friendly
 accountmadeforants: You can either Upgrade Your Furniture or Make Child, as one does
 sethtriggs: Take money?!
 thatguysteve2709: I mean I do not like either of those options
 DigitalSeahorse: it is wise to make money before making the child generally
 A_Dub888: @ElektroTal What age WOULD be appropriate?
 AlistorKO: construct child
ArcadeEngineer: why is your home a shisha bar?
 lightfut: Very specific architecture style there
phoenixletmeuseadashd: open the doooor
 ElektroTal: @A_Dub888 the age of aquarius
 accountmadeforants: Turkey or Morocco maybe?
 sethtriggs: This is a GREAT place for me to get my Internet on
 RatherLargeToad: 3!
 richard_ermen: This feels very racist by the look of it
 Nigouki: judging by decor, middle east or middle asia
 Astra7525: THis looks more like it is set in... Iran?
 Marvoleath: no money, no food, bed is barely there, but the hookah is full
 CaptainSpam: A paternoster, you mean?
 korvys: The decor suggests somewhere arabic?
 MDK_Marshal: At least the elevator has an e-stop
 Wicker_Guide: somewhere in the caucusus region
 Redbassist: Wuh
 sethtriggs: Helps to have a map!
  Foxmar320: We have im positive
 DeM0nFiRe: This does look very familiar yeah
 terribleplan: I know this map
 FarleyF: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RespectfulWonderfulGarbageKevinTurtle-ELhuVhxFq-DtFJBh
phoenixletmeuseadashd: kay
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 MDK_Marshal: The tellitubbies really let themselves go, eh?
 DigitalSeahorse: unicorn onesie
 korvys: *sigh*
Lysander_salamander: why
 TheDevil_Risen: Shrek Trump WHAT?
 sethtriggs: It does feel like it is intended to be Iran
 terribleplan: Shrump?
 sethtriggs: Oh OK!
 NewtyNewts: oh no
 richard_ermen: Is that...is that Kermit Trump?
 RatherLargeToad: Shrek Trump
 Marvoleath: ah yes, the Middle-Eastern Shrek Trump
Laserbeaks_Fury: Its the *same* map as 1
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ComfortableStrongGullPogChamp-t3Td93R72xkPvMrk
phoenixletmeuseadashd: the dog looked so depressed
 razorswift: @RatherLargeToad Shrump
 sethtriggs: Is this meeeeeeeemes?
 Wicker_Guide: middle eastern narendra modi
 Keab42: Ah. President Shrek.
 Wolfstrike_NL: Hitler and Dumpty Thrumpty in one day eh
 DigitalSeahorse: thank goodness he's green instead of orange
 matthaus_c: that guy is DEEP lounging
 fastlane250: Yeah this dev puts interesting NPCs in their games, to say the least
 Azralorne: I don't know if it was this or the first but game grumps have played this before lol
 Mazrae: i would call him donald shrek
 accountmadeforants: Baseball Bat is a great PC Part
 Azralorne: It's a weird game
 Drakas: what game is this
Lysander_salamander: guessing this is one of those "meme" games?
DaxStrife: Has this person ever left their house before?
 Zandivya: Colonel going for his daily jog
 korvys: HORSE
 DigitalSeahorse: Horse
 tidehollowcat: HORSE
 RatherLargeToad: same
 razorswift: Elong
GetColor: Most realistic part of the game imo
 TheDevil_Risen: bros doing squats everywhere
ArcadeEngineer: did that say 'press to eat ten dollars'
 DigitalSeahorse: this AI looking map
 sethtriggs: Was that the Six Flags guy
 fastlane250: @arcadeengineer Was just about to ask the same thing
  Foxmar320: oh this is dire
 Gizmoloid: That graffiti said "Forgot to ask YOU" in Russian
 sporkraptor: um. uummmmm
Reecer6: ah yeah this is looking remarkably similar to internet cafe simulator 1
 matthaus_c: this does look like what you get when you tell Gen "AI" to make a video game
 A_Dub888: Oh the health inspector's gonna be PIIIIISSSED
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are we *sure* this is 2. I looks a lot like 1
johnalogue: CallMeKevin played this and another one just like this where you run a falafel shop
 sethtriggs: Ah OK the same conceit as Train Station Renovation
Orxolon: hey G,is there any way to suggest games for LRR?
 richard_ermen: G, on ground like this the footprints are enhancing the flair.
jessicaengle: Hello!
 accountmadeforants: So, it turns out this game is also available on iPad, iPhone and Android.
 Redbassist: Mawp
 sethtriggs: The e-mail I think was watchandplay at loadingreadyrun.com
jessicaengle: Virtual garbage day?
 sethtriggs: is that right?
 Fuzzra: That's an internet cafe in the same way as my bathroom is a chem lab. Inapproriately and with major drawbacks
  Foxmar320: Use mop on trash?
 Marvoleath: That's TCG Store x Powerwash Simulator
 fastlane250: Now I've just realized I watched someone else play this once
devilcultivator: i never go into peoples' garages turned internet cafe if they're dirty
 sethtriggs: Is it clipping?
  Foxmar320: Just like in real life!
 razorswift: mop the trash away, obviously
 Mangledpixel: schlorp
 Redbassist: I wish
 MDK_Marshal: Yooo where can I buy this mop
 LurkerSpine: world's most terrifying mop
Orxolon: mop the cans out of existence !
 Wolfstrike_NL: gimme one of those
 morgoth_bauglyr: vacuuMop
 BigDaddyBland87: mop that trash
 sethtriggs: It's a dimensional mop
jessicaengle: I need this mop!
 A_Dub888: HCL?
 Nigouki: grey goo mop, just eats plastic and metal
SiegeFeathers: dissolves stains and, y'know, whatever else
 L0rdX33n: I’ll take 3
 Wicker_Guide: odd abstraction, but it checks out
 razorswift: water solulable trash
 matthaus_c: this game was made by an alien trying to pass as human
 MDK_Marshal: Oh I see, somebody swapped the bleach with Piranha Solution
 lamina5432: its based
 singinnonsense: just a mop with a black hole
 GreatWahooney: punch the cig!
 A_Dub888: Who needs a garbage bin when you have HCl
devilcultivator: cans not trash single unsmoked cig trash *noted
johnalogue: Amazon in Simlish
 razorswift: MWAP
 Bassios: mAwP
 Marvoleath: mwaaahp
  Juliamon: I have had PCs like that
 NewtyNewts: my ears
 sethtriggs: The CPU fan is a jet engine
  Juliamon: we *hated* having to reboot them
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yea...that tracks
 RockPusher: Why is this machine louder than my media box
 BigDaddyBland87: crypto and crack
 sethtriggs: Crypto!
 GreatWahooney: yes, just the case, don't worry about the actual electronics inside it
 RockPusher: Still quieter than a 1U server tho
 Marvoleath: can you maximize the window? 
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DarthRagnar815: Does said case include the internal bits?
 korvys: Can you maximise your zamazor window?
 razorswift: but only the case, no actual computer
 sethtriggs: but where basket
 sethtriggs: oh nooooo
  Foxmar320: 
 A_Dub888: Wasn't Zamazor the guy with the greatsword covered in shark teeth from Naruto?
 sethtriggs: That's a neat mechanic honestly.
 Wicker_Guide: slightly better UI experience than actual amazon
rentar42: $108 for an old keyboard?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Man I had to go reset my damn brain because I tuned in late right as the horrible noise ensued
KeytarCat: Lambs
SiegeFeathers: Lambs?
 raulghoulia: buy a lamb
 sethtriggs: By "case" do they mean "tower?"
 GreatWahooney: $108 for a keyboard, what the heck
 DigitalSeahorse: frickin' bitcoin icon on the desktop
  Foxmar320: Cat picture is a must
 RockPusher: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Foxmar320 Obvs
 accountmadeforants: So, I was right with my initial guess, the dev does appear to be Turkish. (At the very least, their App Store name includes a lot of Turkish)
rentar42: oh no, your burger-bar is depleting
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Voidhawk42: Tbf, it was a really nice kitty
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Laserbeaks_Fury: Theres a food stand in the middle of the map
  Foxmar320: We passed a hotdog cart on the way here
 Marvoleath: apps or desktop?
 BigDaddyBland87: oh that reminds me...I need to get a new skin case
 sethtriggs: Uh oh
 Mangledpixel: there's fruit slot, for buying fruit for your slot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UUuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh
 DigitalSeahorse: Kawaii?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think this is ordering food to sell at the cafe
 sethtriggs: You need a vending machine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sure is a deeply disturbing set of options "avoid police" fake review
 pleonasticTautology: (what game is this?)
 Astra7525: There was a hotdog stand on the market
 sethtriggs: you passed a hot dog stand though
 RockPusher: 
 pleonasticTautology: timing!
 BusTed: Well, asked and answered
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that a random sprinting Camel?
johnalogue: I thought that dog was dead for a second
  Juliamon: oh, TCG sim rules
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnalogue Me too
 KV1NN4: i thoguht the camel had trampled that dog to death for a minute @.@;
 fastlane250: It's from Not-Amazon, of course it's in a big box
 sethtriggs: Nice that it's already on without a tower!
letsbelgo: did you know people drink camel milk
 RockPusher: Computer packaging can get ***extremely*** silly
johnalogue: @Thefluffiestguineapig No, it was a purposeful camel dropping off discount electronics
 Admiralmatt: what kind of keyboard is that?
 Marvoleath: given you start with a bat I would not be surprised if ppl can steal your orders xD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KV1NN4 Camels can be vindictive but they aren't like donkeys who will hunt any canid within their hearing
 pleonasticTautology: @Admiralmatt potentially french
 Fuzzra: Old keyboard=/=filthy keyboard
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
rentar42: missing the chair
 sethtriggs: Are we in 1992/2006?
 RockPusher: I have experienced the whole shipping crate filled with boxes containing a single piece of paper setup first hand
  Foxmar320: LOL
 pleonasticTautology: iusdhotgijpokf
 TheDevil_Risen: loll
 morgoth_bauglyr: hahaha
 BusTed: 
  Foxmar320: You Dead
 pleonasticTautology: hahahahaha
rentar42: you did a starve
Reecer6: the chair is an important object to make a computer function
 BigDaddyBland87: YOU ARE BLACKOUT
 sethtriggs: Ahahaahahahah
 Wiliart: You are blackout!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Obviously cannot use the computer without the chair
TomfooleryFox: you ARE blackout
 BusTed: chair%
 morgoth_bauglyr: chair%
SiegeFeathers: rotating chairs is hard, man
 fastlane250: 
 RatherLargeToad: infinite chair glitch!
johnnylongtorso: bury me with my furniture
TomfooleryFox: watch your percentage of chair pls
 Mangledpixel: here, wife, I brought you ghost chair!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnnylongtorso How very pharonic of your
Cheese_Hammer: can you make child now?
 Greyah: Never trust an elevator that literally screeches to a halt.
 L0rdX33n: it’s a rough world
johnalogue: chair percent speedrun
 arcaneIllumination: all elevators have the chance to kill you.
 RockPusher: I don't imagine any interlocks on the doors
 RatherLargeToad: to find the secret tunnel between the floors, of course
 sethtriggs: It very very very rarely happens in the USA
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Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm curious if the jittering in the elevator is intentional, or it's just your model faling over and over as the platform lowers
rentar42: is your hunger bar just gone?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Oh absolutely not
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rentar42: we did it, we solved hunger!
 richard_ermen: I'm deathly afraid of some of those elevators I saw in some countries
 iris_of_ether: I do have a somewhat reasonable fear of elevator malfunction
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sudden music?
 Marvoleath: Is this supposed to be a modem sound?
JeshuaWithAnE: There was a food truck outside, are you able to just eat there so you don’t pass out?
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:05:20.
 TheAwkes: A phosphor shadow, burned into the concrete.
johnalogue: I mean, stairs also have the chance to kill you, but in this case infinitely less so.
 sethtriggs: That is one loud POST
 RockPusher: knock knock, open up the door, it's an empty elevator shaft!
 raulghoulia: but you're still hungry
 BrowneePointz: the opposite of cafe hard
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does the computer scream every time you boot it up?
 Cptasparagus: mouses?
Reecer6: wanna buy a lamb?
 L0rdX33n: like… 2 compooter?
 NewtyNewts: @RockPusher Coming down for a trip on the Styx in my raft!
JeshuaWithAnE: LOL
 sethtriggs: They need you to turn on the computer
 pleonasticTautology: requests
 fastlane250: Yep
jessicaengle: 0.0
johnalogue: They did say the tutorial was "not long and boring"
 sethtriggs: it's WACKY
 pleonasticTautology: WHAT
  Foxmar320: ???
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have zero idea
Voidhawk42: I think you got terroisted
 A_Dub888: pardonfuck?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did he just do a hit on the other customer?
  Juliamon: our poor keyboard
 DigitalSeahorse: blew up your work station
 sethtriggs: Ahahahaha the screen is left behind
 fastlane250: You can smack them if you're quick enough
KeytarCat: This game is on my YT sleep playlist
 fastlane250: wit da bat
 DigitalSeahorse: fuckers hurt kitty
3cbb: they've solved wireless power
rentar42: and worst of all! They left footprints!!!
 A_Dub888: what is cat name?
 sethtriggs: at least the dimensional mop is OK
JeshuaWithAnE: Is that what the bat is for?
 pleonasticTautology: oh my g-d
NimrodXIV: lmao
  Foxmar320: Now we know why we can buy bats
 Strebenherz: Alex no!
jessicaengle: 
 sethtriggs: Oh nooooooo
 sethtriggs: Is that actual speech or Simlish?
  Foxmar320: 
JeshuaWithAnE: 16 dollars, only 1984 dollars till we make even on our investment
 korvys: Have we figured out food yet?
 CaptainSpam: Is that a racing game that uses a trackball controller?
  Foxmar320: Oh my
jessicaengle: 
 sethtriggs: LEWD
 fastlane250: 
 DigitalSeahorse: zornbub
 HorusFive: Sir! That's extra
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
jessicaengle: lol
 L0rdX33n: yeah, get the moo
 L0rdX33n: moo
 iris_of_ether: 
 L0rdX33n: mop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sir you will be required to clean your own mess
 RockPusher: Kitty!!!!!
 NorthstarTex: cat!
 DigitalSeahorse: meow!
jessicaengle: meow meow???
 sethtriggs: Now you know there's other things you'l have to mop up
 wench_tacular: kitty!
 L0rdX33n: damnit
  Juliamon: bodega kitty
 DigitalSeahorse: kitty
 sethtriggs: CAT
 GreatWahooney: kitty!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: KITTY
 accountmadeforants: I appreciate the restraint in just slapping a bunch of censor bar over some very obviously clothed anime drawings
 notthepenguins: Man doing that with the monitor facing the street is a hell of a thing
  Juliamon: crooonnnnnch
 fastlane250: The eat $10 stand
jessicaengle: Cronch dog
 Mangledpixel: very crunchy hotdog
ArcadeEngineer: sound of man eating $10 bill
johnalogue: Buying a "license" for a supposedly decentralized currency is both hilarious and realistic enough
 Nigouki: it's Nausicaa pants
 sethtriggs: Why thermometer
johnalogue: I think it's to check if people are sick
 iris_of_ether:  
JeshuaWithAnE: Gotta make sure they aren’t sick? This is wild
 terribleplan: For covid restrictions?
jessicaengle: pachinko!
 sethtriggs: The arcade strat is better than Internet
ArcadeEngineer: is it meant to be like a video poker machine?
 lightfut: This feels very similar to that tcg shop simulator
 korvys: A smell meter popped up on the left, under the other bars
 SquareDotCube: ah, cleaning up patrons, just like TCG simulator
DaxStrife: Cruel trick to play on Wheeler: replace the shortcut for "Card Shop Simulator" with this.
JeshuaWithAnE: Crunchy hot dogs just mean good pickles in chicago style
 BusTed: What a lurk.
 RockPusher: Depending on the type of hot dog, you want a good toast on the bun
 HorusFive: You 1000% get robbed in this game, right
 sethtriggs: They should play some Scooby Doo music
jessicaengle: He's wearing sneakers!  For sneaking.
 accountmadeforants: The arcade machine seems very efficient. Makes more money and doesn't require any manual approvals or cash transfers
 EvilBadman: more computers will make it warmer 
Firewhiskers: Heat pump?
 sethtriggs: Little cold, asking for heat
 sethtriggs: No minisplit? Booo
 Masslost: is this the Fyre Festival of Internet cafes?
 CaptainSpam: So, the TCG store simulator we have at home?
johnalogue: I mean, it's the same sort of game with a similar foundation of (much worse) prebuilt assets
 HorusFive: You get like 20$ from people for the PC but 120 for the arcade!
 RockPusher: Those are some heels to be running in
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 sethtriggs: They are all dressed fo rthe clb at least
 sethtriggs: I guess the room is 18 degrees?
 lightfut: The clurrrrb
Voidhawk42: Gamers poop g-fuel cans
  Foxmar320: 
 raulghoulia: energy
 KV1NN4: is it for testing the temperature of the room...?
 RockPusher: hahahah
 Wolfstrike_NL: You never pooped out a can?
 pleonasticTautology: hahahaha
 korvys: Sleep, i think
 arcaneIllumination: energy?
 Gizmoloid: I bet they put trash under the arcade machine!
johnalogue: Our concrete floor really needs to be polished to perfection at all times
 HorusFive: Honey! Look! Free mop
 sethtriggs: Oh no right in the cleavage
JeshuaWithAnE: Out of energy? How do you even get it?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: also no food
 Mnemonicman: Make child. Assemble child
ArcadeEngineer: your wife levels are critical
 sethtriggs: Well the fridge is bare
Reecer6: there was an option to pay to fill the fridge.
  Foxmar320: Food first then baby?
 wench_tacular: insert morale tokens
 arcaneIllumination: sleep every so often for energy?
 sethtriggs: "You must be on the same floor as the elevator" uh oh
 KV1NN4: maybe if the thing you need to buy is 'a crib/ursery makeover' to make her want ht ekid..?
johnnylongtorso: hero, your wife energy is low, do you have any potions or food?
 DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmmmm
 sethtriggs: Oh that burger is gonna be SO SOGGY
 raulghoulia: someone played the videogame while you were out
 GreatWahooney: not a fan of soggy burger?
johnalogue: Crunchy hot dogs, soggy burgers
JeshuaWithAnE: People just come in and play the arcade games are their own?
KeytarCat: You got an arcade payout while riding the elevator 
 accountmadeforants: Oh dang, the arcade machine made you money even though you weren't at the cafe
 DigitalSeahorse: birbs
jessicaengle: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 HorusFive: AAAAAAAAA
 TheDevil_Risen: Hole!
 DigitalSeahorse: HOLE
 iris_of_ether: !holes
  LRRbot: A hole is just a vertical cave.
 DigitalSeahorse: who was smoking in here?!
johnalogue: So we have arcade simulator but terrible, though the arcade machines are much easier to run
 SymphonySolstice: I heart hole
 sethtriggs: nice clientele, they didn't steal your equipment
 wench_tacular: so neighbourly that someone turned the power off after you died
 EvilBadman: It did get patched yeah
 BusTed: The flashbang logo
 accountmadeforants: The Destiny 2 school of of startup
 Gizmoloid: @DigitalSeahorse the last arcade player we saw for example?
JeshuaWithAnE: Or any game with the sega jumpscare
 accountmadeforants: Wait, the café isn't even opened
 sethtriggs: Wah wah wah
 DigitalSeahorse: we need a no-smoking sign!
 sethtriggs: It's the Porn Hole!
 fastlane250: Jork Hole
johnalogue: sort of just being beamed into their brain
 pleonasticTautology: dog
 Marvoleath: taking mental screenshots for later
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Reecer6: they are keeping abreast of the hentai news, as a hentai journalist
 lightfut: Big hungers
 DigitalSeahorse: rusty
  Foxmar320: Oh thats nasty
 DigitalSeahorse: it's a rustic machine
EdibleDragon: Everybody’s jerkin’ it in your dirty Hole.
 sethtriggs: Comes with its own salmonella and cockroaches
 KV1NN4: Burger time
 CataclysmicReverb: It's from the 90s, the grody is purely cosmetic
 sethtriggs: Biff is offended
TomfooleryFox: poor will
 pleonasticTautology: b o r g e r
jessicaengle: cronch dog!
  Foxmar320: Thank you Alex
johnalogue: oh, the crunch is because you eat the $10
 DigitalSeahorse: yes, beat the shit out of him
 DigitalSeahorse: ded
DaxStrife: 100%, Game of the Year.
Pteraspidomorphi: Poor shrump was just minding its business
 Vaiess_: Is that green trump?
 Astra7525: If it only it were so easy in real life
 GasCityGaming:   
 iris_of_ether: Zero Crimes Committed
 AlistorKO:     
 korvys: if only
 KV1NN4: if only
 thatguysteve2709: You deleted shrek
 GreatWahooney: premium content
 matthaus_c: it's that easy??
 Jillexie: Call Canada state, will ya!
johnnylongtorso: 10/10 GOTY
 baltimore_667083: woo!
 Marvoleath: @Vaiess_ the common middle-easter Shrek Trump, yes
 matthaus_c: that sniper ain't shit
 sethtriggs: Cruella NO
 gualdhar: Man I wish I could pull that off
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Zandivya: 
TomfooleryFox: assassination attempt successful?
  Juliamon: it's taking a weird nap
   Anubis169: 'ello 
johnnylongtorso: don't make it self-conscious about its weight
   Anubis169: casually picking up an arcade cabinet
 Ravage2002: previous guy ran without paying?
 DigitalSeahorse: that's how I get the toilet to flush properly
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
SiegeFeathers: can people still use the arcade machine if it's tilted
 raulghoulia: remember every day to move all the machines while cleaning to get to all the trash that your customers shove down there
 Gizmoloid: if you point arcade towards the wall, will customers fall out of the level?
johnalogue: @Ravage2002 Much like the green fellow
   Anubis169: it's Viscera Cleanup Arcade 
 sethtriggs: Love that there's no place to just leave your thermometers, like a box or anything
 sethtriggs: no games just porn
 DigitalSeahorse: what's Kawaii?
  Foxmar320: Still need heat somehow
 SquareDotCube: can we buy a trash can?
 Saintnex: I wonder how much is our bill
 Marvoleath: did it say Lambs?
 matthaus_c: jorked too close to the peanits
 DigitalSeahorse: stay ded
 BrowneePointz: uh.....is that a green skinned You Know Who model?
 MalFnord: HIT HIM AGAIN!
 BrowneePointz: cuz it sure looked like it
 Strebenherz: gods bless alex.
 Strebenherz: @BrowneePointz hence the baseball bat solution 
LathosTiran: controlling undesirables in our neighborhood
 GreatWahooney: alright, I'll go restock on Zs. good night everyone
 morgoth_bauglyr: hands free hacking
 matthaus_c: hacking with the power of his BRAIN
 Ravage2002: you can buy games on the pc
 Saintnex: our energy is pretty low, time to close down shop and head home?
 Gekyouryuu: off topic, just saw a *great* Tumblr post with multiple pics of MtG couples, like Chandra + Nissa, Kaito + Wanderer, Jace + Vraska, etc. ALL individually captioned with the text post "once I figure out how to undoom her from the narrative, the wedding is BACK ON!"
 Marvoleath: yup, it says LamBs
 pleonasticTautology: wait graham hold on
 pleonasticTautology: is there such a thing as sober sims?
johnalogue: This game might soon be more coherent than the Sims 4
 DigitalSeahorse: abbaa ba baba
 HeavyMetalFlorist: like old weebl and bob animations
 baltimore_667083: HAHAHA
 Mangledpixel: hah dah bah dah gah bah
 Saintnex: ummmm
  Foxmar320: ???
Despoiler98:  
 HorusFive: JaiL?
 sethtriggs: OH nooooo
conelavuv: You're supposed to crack games for them I think
phoenixletmeuseadashd: and the ui is gone?
 pleonasticTautology: there're stairs
 Ravage2002: the hell
 Gekyouryuu: wall clip?
jessicaengle: Is this the sub ocean?
  Foxmar320: Is this the expansion area?
johnalogue: Oh, you're in the extension
 pleonasticTautology: oh wtf
 KV1NN4: you'r eint he sub-attic?!
 Saintnex: hahahahahaha
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 korvys: I think you got clipped upstairs? Into an unpurchased extension
 Mnemonicman: You got bought out
Orxolon: is this a horror game? xD
 TheDevil_Risen: gonna die haha
SacrificialToast: well you'll probably pass out soon
 GasCityGaming: old lady got the noclip
 NorthstarTex: do you want to play a game?
  Foxmar320: Wait till we pass out?
 raulghoulia: just wait until you pass out
 sethtriggs: This is amazing
 fastlane250: sub-heaven
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Saintnex: the non-existent extension lol
 HorusFive: Just wait to starve to death and then you'll be back home safe and sound
KeytarCat: Upwarped to the unknown
  Foxmar320: So mad she broke physics
johnalogue: we have 27 souls apparently
devilcultivator: i've seen this game before you are in fact in the above stairs/basement you haven't bought yet
jessicaengle: 
 raulghoulia: what does send job do?
 AlistorKO: I thought she kidnapped you for a second there
 lightfut: Food make wife happy I guess
 TheAwkes: Having food to eat at home is probably good for morale.
phoenixletmeuseadashd: yes I would like to teleport food to my fridge
 AlistorKO: food make me happy I know that
JeshuaWithAnE: So, you stock the fridge with whole cooked burgers?
 sethtriggs: Can you eat your fridge food?
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 DigitalSeahorse: "Rent my space already, dammit!" PUNCH
 Marvoleath: ok, but what is on the 2nd floor?
   Anubis169: Can you eat your fridge?
 Greyah: You were like one hit away from being conked out I think? So maybe she did fight you. And she won.
 Saintnex: for a TCG shop simulator clone, this is shockingly not terrible, if terribly implemented
phoenixletmeuseadashd: I mean you did get bombed
 SkylerRingtail: Oh right that weird sci-fi rpg game right?
 Greyah: Oh heck I think I remember the game you're talking about, though I can't remember the name.
 korvys: Well you passed out before closing shop
 DigitalSeahorse: lul
 terribleplan: I remember a series of fetch quests with guns... but that could be so many games
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 HorusFive: Install bucket
   Anubis169: jeez that almost ryanair level
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a fascinating shim game
   Anubis169: "We'll charge you extra for toilet use"
 CataclysmicReverb: Oh yeah, I think I remember the other game with this map now, some kind of Dutied Call
 GasCityGaming: Grate in the floor, waffle stomp time
 Mangledpixel: I think one of the other websites lets you buy games
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A one star review for "I stayed so long I needed to leave to not piss all over?"
 pleonasticTautology: no graham they go home to crap
jessicaengle: Can you get a garbage can?
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 DigitalSeahorse: I wonder if the Kawaii icon is clickable
 sethtriggs: *can* you buy a bin?
KeytarCat: Kawaii is minigames
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah or just literally 2 feet across the street?
 L0rdX33n: “Buy a trash can so we can pitch our trash, slumlord”
 LordZarano: At least they take their pee home with them
 Marvoleath: can you leave it lying horizontally? I'd love to see them play it then 
 Nigouki: they had a heated gamer moment they really needed to get out
 raulghoulia: graham cameoed crack a pack on Ben's stream, when will Wheeler do a ITYC on W+P?
 sethtriggs: I love how the screen stays in the air
 Greyah: What is this keyboard in front of the monitor heresy
 L0rdX33n: You ever Jones for Galaga so badly you punt a dude through a wall?
 sethtriggs: Ewwwwww
 DigitalSeahorse: "Dirtty"
Geisterkarle: I want to do that too! don't want to know how it looks down there...
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Those two questions have the same answer. I don't know what that answer is, but it's the same.
TheAinMAP: It's that good of a mop.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Huh?
 sethtriggs: The 18 on the thermometer says it's under room temperature which is 20
  Juliamon: It better be cheap for how often it goes out
 Cptasparagus: I tore my pub once
 pleonasticTautology: graham,
 sethtriggs: so that must be it
JeshuaWithAnE: I hope it is cheap with how often it turns off out of your control
 wench_tacular: don't judge!
 Astra7525: Cornhub
 iris_of_ether: H o t t O g o?
phoenixletmeuseadashd: hey beej
 korvys: Oh, is that where the mechanic comes from?
 DigitalSeahorse: How DARE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude, I want my teeny apartment to have that low of an electric bill
 GasCityGaming: looking up the walkthrough
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also she may have actually been checking her email
johnalogue: The difference between pluralism and populism or such and soforth
 DigitalSeahorse: 10/10
saintguard: Praxis!
 L0rdX33n: Gotta snap a pic of your high score
 lightfut: Oh dear he might love
 MacbethSeemsSus: Tuned in to Alex beating up Trump, good timing!
 SkylerRingtail: Karl Popper's Tolerance Cafe - No Nazis Allowed
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 lightfut: Leave a bad review
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How did he manage to drop a bottle that fast?
  Juliamon: the TCG sim loop is a strong one
jessicaengle: Good kitty 
 sethtriggs: The doggie's planet needed it
johnalogue: The hole has been closed
 Strebenherz: WAS THAT A TELLYTUBBY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes!
johnalogue: @Strebenherz Probably.
 Saintnex: right? we get the joy of constantly smacking Trump with a bat along with the rest of the game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think that was a purple tellytubby
 Greyah: I find the screeching noise the scariest part, to be honest.
conelavuv: That's because going down was a gravity glitch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Greyah As you should
jessicaengle: Will there be Christmas games?
TheAinMAP: Is there a fire escape for that apartment?
 GrassVortex: huh?
 littleunknownn: 
johnalogue: What...
 raulghoulia: Rob Liefeld?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am afraid
 KV1NN4: Juicy pecs?
SiegeFeathers: it does look shambled
 morgoth_bauglyr: uhm
 wench_tacular:    
 KV1NN4: oh no
 littleunknownn: What
 GrassVortex: 
 ButButTheJesus: hi folks, i am afear'd
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that a hospital bracelet?
 tenthtechpriest: have you had you
 Saintnex: NOEP?
 NorthstarTex: da hell
Amentur: "Have you had" 
 baltimore_667083: have you had you
 Strebenherz: This is some tomato way acid trip energy okay
jessicaengle: blarg
Scarbble: have you had you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOOO
 CataclysmicReverb: 100% horror
 fastlane250: help
 Wolfstrike_NL: Have you had you
 Ravage2002: the hell...
 PigmyWurm: well I was eating
 DigitalSeahorse: Have you had you?
epsilon_vee: what's on that pie...
 littleunknownn: My spouse came into the room, saw this and asked what I was watching
Geisterkarle: the cake is a lie
 Mangledpixel: Have you had you
 thatguysteve2709: Graham are you okay
 ButButTheJesus: have you tho?
offbeatwitch: i have concerns
johnalogue: are we back to the start of the stream
 LurkerSpine: is this like Scran Game?
 Hangedman: i think it's an apple cake
WizardOfDocs: @littleunknownn was your answer "we don't know yet"?
 ButButTheJesus: have anyone ever really been
Geisterkarle: the loading time is SLOW
 littleunknownn: @WizardOfDocs "I... I don't know?"
Lysander_salamander: distressing
 Strebenherz: was this SAFE for your computer?
 GrassVortex: are we sure it is not mining crypto instead of loading?
SiegeFeathers: wait does "have you had you" mean that this food is you?
 DigitalSeahorse:  loading 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game takes longer to load than that Elden Ring seemless coop did
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 TheWriterAleph: Making me hungie
Geisterkarle: well, loading the photo realistic graphics take time
 richard_ermen: Its gonna be really bad, and the reasons will be because whoever made this was bad at programming.
 sethtriggs: Wild
Lysander_salamander: ok
 DigitalSeahorse: nice abs
 CataclysmicReverb: I think weve seen this exact map too
Amentur:  Sure buddy
johnalogue: Oh no, we have waited many bontoons
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This asset pack again
 NorthstarTex: him to every furry thirsty for him
phoenixletmeuseadashd: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok priest of Anubis
 Saintnex: uhh, this is VERY different from what I would have expected from the main menu
 DigitalSeahorse: chinatown in egypt?
 baltimore_667083: CHINATOWN
johnnylongtorso: forget it, Graham, it's Chinatown
 RatherLargeToad: forget it
 satyropodobny: new season of moon knight looks fire
Voidhawk42: I have FEAR
passwordlost_hereiam: I think a perv made this game
ThorSokar: I'll have you know I have heard Anubis talk and he doesn't sound like that!
 ButButTheJesus: am I high?
 L0rdX33n: that sounds like a Kevin
 terribleplan: Give your balls a tug
 fastlane250: again I say, HELP
 Saintnex: little Chinatown in Big Egypt
 lamina5432: thats an axe not a halberd
phoenixletmeuseadashd: nice of the zombies to wait til the door closed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want hosportal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And/or hopsital
 EJGRgunner: is Anubis shoresy?
 Strebenherz: you're doing an advornture
 baltimore_667083: HUH?
Scarbble: hhhhaaahahaha
 richard_ermen: I have questions.
Amentur: Ummmm  *concern*
  Juliamon: ??????????
 Blip2004: oh no is this an antiwoke dark souls
 Hangedman: locked out of the kingdom of heaven, yet again
 Vaiess_: Is this game transphobic or supportive? I can't tell
 TheWriterAleph: This is some 1997-ass shit
 MacbethSeemsSus: Halberds, notable poking weapons
johnalogue: I looked away, why was pronouns??
 A_Dub888: back from bathroom, how'd the internet cafe turnout?
 PigmyWurm: this seems low effort even for usual watch and play fair
Geisterkarle: can you tunr up the gamma
 Ravage2002: What the f**k is this even suposed to be...
 ButButTheJesus: its whats
 Strebenherz: we have morrowind at home
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't see shit
WizardOfDocs: should I be able to see what we're fighting
 DandyGeek: yesssss
 Marvoleath: music is loud
  Juliamon: It's a bit loud
 Strebenherz: a bit too loud yes
Lysander_salamander: yes a bit loud
 DandyGeek: nothing like a little flailing around
 DigitalSeahorse: a bit loud yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A flail?
Voidhawk42: quite loud
Scarbble: this music is fantastic
 Ravage2002: yeah
 sporkraptor: I went away for a while, what are we playing now?
 KV1NN4: yeha its  abit loud
johnnylongtorso: I love noodling on a Casio keyboard
 KV1NN4: thank u
 TheDevil_Risen: cant hear you
 TheDevil_Risen: 
ArcadeEngineer: these sounds sure are almost music
elkae: mawp?!
 DigitalSeahorse: we can't hear you now
DaxStrife: It's getting louder
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes thank you
elkae: mawwwp
johnalogue: music loudening?
 Ravage2002: whay too loud
 TheDevil_Risen: thank you
elkae: ty
 Saintnex: oh we have also seen this flail animation before
 thatguysteve2709: Was that a Star wars door in my fantasy game
 satyropodobny: and all this time I thought the term "dark ages" was a hyperbole
 Ravage2002: thanks way better
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 sporkraptor: why is there a dumpster. I mean
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm not sure we are going to get further indication
 sporkraptor: clown zombie
 PigmyWurm: It seems like this is just a bunch of random assets thrown together with the justification of "radom" and "edgy"
 sporkraptor: crusaders
Lysander_salamander: grunt
Firewhiskers: Put all the asset packs in the game
 DigitalSeahorse: I thought we already killed him in the last game
 fastlane250: Everyone is here!
 ButButTheJesus: NONE SHALL PASS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are weirdly placed bandages
 RockPusher: 
 baltimore_667083: it's the band Armored Saint 
 TheWriterAleph: URNGH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, now Sweetooth?
ArcadeEngineer: what was this one called again?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And crusaders?????
 GasCityGaming: the music also.... ended?
 Hangedman: all the 1* characters from Raid Shadow Legends are here to kick your asa
 DandyGeek: that last knight sure did leap, huh
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Ravage2002: yeah guy just went "well got some assets lying around might as well..."
 richard_ermen: Once again I wonder how anyone could make AND play this, and think: "It's fine, its fun. I'll put my name to this as a releasable game."
 HorusFive: Bonethan!
SiegeFeathers: seeing lots of shamble, not much spiral yet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so confused
 DigitalSeahorse: secretly a pig farm with the farmer pinned to the wall
 Thefluffiestguineapig: what the fuck is happening????????????????
 raulghoulia: have you had you
 Saintnex: store bought assets the game?
 DigitalSeahorse: CRATE
  Juliamon: This is literally just a pile of assets
jessicaengle: I miss the Hole.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that a wagon made of crates?
 tenthtechpriest: AI gneeration couldn't fuck it up this hard
 TheWriterAleph: This is why Level Designer is an actual job
 Astra7525: Dusk?
 Ravage2002: yeah just an asset garbage dump
 PigmyWurm: I feel they were trying to make "a game" and didn't really care beyond that point
 pleonasticTautology: @Juliamon what is a watch+play? a miserable pile of assets! but enough talk, have at you!
 bsudo: It kinda is a butcher from blood
 DigitalSeahorse: hello soundcloud
 Vaiess_: Dev wants you to check out their sound cloud?
 Gaz_L: door is a soundcloud rapper
 morgoth_bauglyr: uhm
Lysander_salamander: it goes online to pull up the soundtrack?
 TheWriterAleph: WHAT
 bsudo: wat
 DigitalSeahorse: pick your soundtrack?
 Astra7525: man, these embedded ads are becoming so intrusive
 TheDevil_Risen: oh my
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this supposed to be one of those games you play during an album?????
Laserbeaks_Fury: "If you would like ot have music, please check out these artists"
 fastlane250: Do you have to go get the music yourself?
 Blip2004: thats what you get for linking instead of embedding
 Vaiess_: Lol the trumpets
letsbelgo: sick
 Ravage2002: my head hurt...
 TheDevil_Risen: MOUT course for zombies
 DigitalSeahorse: 
johnnylongtorso: @Thefluffiestguineapig maybe the game makes sense if you listen to Dark Side of the Moon while playing it
 TheDevil_Risen: aaaaaaaaaaaa
 richard_ermen: Man, remember those chainsaw zombies and shipping containers back in the medieval era? Wild.
Laserbeaks_Fury: He looks like Toxie
TristalMTG: Cheackpoint
 Diabore: ive heard that death scream before
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is literally just a pile of assets
 TheWriterAleph: Maybe it's... bad on purpose? As a joke??
johnalogue: I forgot the context of the main menu
 Strebenherz: WHELP
 Saintnex: the devs really just took every single zombie asset they could find on the store lol
 richard_ermen: loooool
letsbelgo: loooooool
Pteraspidomorphi: Those lunatics were definitely on the grass
 ButButTheJesus: HAVE YOU HAD
Voidhawk42: Game still very loud btw
  Foxmar320: The Checkpoint was a lie
 Megaparsec256: one time use checkpoint clearly
Voidhawk42: That chainsaw was a bit angry
 HorusFive: "About" [nothing] yeah that checks out
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Lysander_salamander: well, this game is garbage
TristalMTG: TODAY.... on Cheackpoint
 Ravage2002: 
 DigitalSeahorse: have you had you
 A_Dub888: Have I>
 TheDevil_Risen: GG
 Saintnex: HAH
 bsudo: no notes
KeytarCat: Checkpoint doesn't mean save point, we just expect it to
 Kipstar: perfect
 Strebenherz: the memes from W+P never fail to be amazing
johnalogue: I forgot it was this game and not something totally different
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hit all the notes
NimrodXIV: good stream
 ylegm: bin it
KeytarCat: Because it should
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 DandyGeek: ah, a well tested work
Voidhawk42: Game Achieved
 TheWriterAleph: Quintessential W+P
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like years ago with that anime waifu wave simulator that was weird and slightly disjointed but boy this puts that shit to shame
DMGlol: wow the dog 
johnalogue: The war between different factions of zombies, of course
 RockPusher: Zombie War, wonder what sort of game that might be
an_archist2: didn't you play this before?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok
 tidehollowcat: Don't know what zombies have to do with Wins Above Replacement
 fastlane250: I think we've seen this, or at least the interface
warpstonewarlock: I yhink I recognise this
 baltimore_667083: filgers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "an unknown virus has passed"
 bsudo: flingers!
KeytarCat: No, we've def played this before
warpstonewarlock: *think
 Rhynerd: it does look almost exactly like a game played here before.
 KV1NN4: even the dog asset seemed familair
 Saintnex: It’s been a real long time since we’ve had an asset drop game and now we’ve got generic shooter 
warpstonewarlock: yup
phoenixletmeuseadashd: yep
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah you did
Scarbble: filgers crossed yall
  Foxmar320: Asset flip?
Trixalicious: You have
 Strebenherz: yeah
DaxStrife: Yup, very similar if not same.
Pteraspidomorphi: Nah, I've seen this city about 15 times
 lightfut: Is this the one where the waifus come at you
 TheDevil_Risen: i remember this exact map
WizardOfDocs: how many filgers does a spiper have
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 HorusFive: map look familiar
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 Rhynerd: check if you have a flamethrower
 baltimore_667083: @WizardOfDocs yes
phoenixletmeuseadashd: because steam hated it so much it refused to notice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or on this map
 Mangledpixel: Steam does that sometimes
 Ravage2002: pretty sure you did
 SamsSkunkworks: wishful thinking on steams part
 Mnemonicman: Greatest part of waking up is Filgers in your cup
ArcadeEngineer: from steam desc of that last one 'If you buy this version, you will have access to the new and improved version on the new and improved engine, when I can get around to do it.'
 Rhynerd: maybe the steam cloud was down at the time.
 Strebenherz: it's the last game in a low asset trenchcoat
 TheDevil_Risen: get the minigun
 EvilBadman: I sincerly doubt, but would be amused if you're logged into like Ben's account
johnalogue: @ArcadeEngineer NO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we revisit Tomato Way the same way we did Prayer Warriors? That game, while weird, was so fascinating
 EvilBadman: Or maybe Alex's for mouthwashing?
 Rhynerd: pretty sure ya’ll found a flamethrower last time ya’ll played it.
 Saintnex: also the exact same zombie enemy from the last game here too 
Orxolon: can we play one we haven't?
passwordlost_hereiam: Tall zombies
 TheDevil_Risen: Yusss
 PigmyWurm: have you ever bought a game, refunded it because it legitimately did not work, and then accidentally bought it again (not sure if steam actually lets you do this).
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I recently watched the VOD of the Tomato Way's dev's new game and now just want tomato way
DMGlol: why are some of them in tuxedos 
 Strebenherz: !uptime
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 BigDaddyBland87: I swear we've played this here before
  Foxmar320: Did you refund that game that was like $50 and bad?
 CataclysmicReverb: Like 3, and yeah, each time didn't launch or didn't get past the title screen
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because the logic is even if it's bad you're getting content out of it
 TheDevil_Risen: the play time went from 3 to 2 nins just then
johnalogue: The play time ticked down from 3 to 2 minutes!!
Trixalicious: Was that the one you had to rename the exe for, maybe that would account for the playtime?
SacrificialToast: tricking zero, the new trick taking game
 ghizmou: honestly, I'm impressed with the number of trash games that launches successfully
 TheDevil_Risen: its sucking playtime from you 
 BrowneePointz: tricking is parkour tricks
 BrowneePointz: specifically tricks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So parkour?
 wench_tacular: what if treats instead?
jessicaengle: Do a flip!
jessicaengle: Prance like the wind
 Xed_Regulus: He's a pony
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I will say not wearing shoes for parkour seems hazardous
 TheAwkes: Gymnastic ground routines for people who don't want to admit they're doing gymnastics?
Laserbeaks_Fury: That lean
johnalogue: why are we Vladimir Putin's stunt double?
 accountmadeforants: Finally, the sequel to QWOP. TABQWERT[A]ASDFGSHIZXCVBCTRLWINALTSPACE
 Diabore: this is just parkour the game isnt it
SiegeFeathers: what a trick
ByMatthewPorter: gymkata, the game.
 TheWriterAleph: Ahhhh
DMGlol: you broke it
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 pleonasticTautology: don't bring home any more old crutches!
 TheDevil_Risen: fast
jessicaengle: Subocean!
 Diabore: you fucking broke it
 Gizmoloid: You played the other Zombie War back in October, but it had controls overlay like for mobiles, so maybe it was a "different" game?
 fastlane250: It's defective
 Saintnex: ooooh noooo
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Trombapoline?
 richard_ermen: Is...is this Putins Acrobaticss?
johnalogue: I know trampolines can be dangerous, but...
johnnylongtorso: you just keep on driving
thavleifrim: thats a cool trick
iarethel0ser: Subocean-ish?
 korvys: we learned a trick
TheAinMAP: 
 fastlane250: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Trambobolinene
WizardOfDocs: subpond
 tidehollowcat: Surprise oubliette!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
jessicaengle: Or, it's the subtrampoline
 Zerragonoss: accurate trampoline.
 Mangledpixel: trompleen brok
 Astra7525: Are we Malachi at the talent show now?
  Foxmar320: 
 Strebenherz: WASTED
 Nigouki: trampoline made of wet spaghet
 wench_tacular: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 DandyGeek: Perfection.
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  Foxmar320: He got better
johnalogue: oh no we have sniper elite injury vision
 Kasran: it's like the most famous parts of skate 3 but without the skateboarding
 L0rdX33n: You’re trickin now!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breathe
 Strebenherz: can you jump off the edge?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh My face hurts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, spinal fractures heal that easy
 Strebenherz: is his leg still broke?
elkae: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro, is this parkour QWOP???
 DandyGeek: I love that it did a Giant Gram style x-ray of the spinal damage.
 L0rdX33n: There’s some cool things going on
conelavuv: Right click
 Astra7525: did they flip left and right perhaps?
 Mangledpixel: it says left click but the icon is rick click
KeytarCat: instructions disagree
 DigitalSeahorse: Parqwop
 Gizmoloid: maybe you have to be moving?
 BrowneePointz: sorry multitasking
 BrowneePointz: no chat
conelavuv: You have to hit a 1 degree arc
 BrowneePointz: Parkour is specifically about fluidity of momentum and movement through a space
 BrowneePointz: tricking is doing the cool shit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We have tried all the things
 wench_tacular: so graceful!
  Foxmar320: Flawless
 TheDevil_Risen: WASTED
 Diabore: 
jessicaengle: D:
 Strebenherz: A+
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is extremely granulr timing
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 wench_tacular: rip pelvis
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Mnemonicman: 
 SymphonySolstice: 10/10
 GapFiller: o7
 iris_of_ether: *CRUNCH*
 empyreon: CRAUNCH
 accountmadeforants: "That doesn't exist. How dare you."
 ButButTheJesus: oww, oof, my bones
 Saintnex: hahaha perfect no notes
 L0rdX33n: Poor pelvis
 Megaparsec256: this game is ambitious and i respect it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Mangledpixel: I have just invented it!
 SpacePotato01: Muscles of steel, bones of pretzel.
 Mangledpixel: I call it OWWWW!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Megaparsec256 Absolutely, I hope this dev keeps making games
johnalogue: No respect for emergent gameplay!
 EvilBadman: botching the standing moonsault
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 TheDevil_Risen: its a rhythm game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mangledpixel I call it "all your income is healthcare"
  Foxmar320: wat
 DigitalSeahorse: tight jeans
 Diabore: "basics"
 Ravage2002: almost feel like stair dismount
 GrassVortex: ok, this does not look half bad, but could need a pass or five on the tutorials and UI
 bsudo: like a quarter circle in a fighting game?
thavleifrim: like hadouken but with a mouse?
 bsudo: Thats kind of sick
thavleifrim: god imagine playing streetfighter with a mouse
 notthepenguins: SPIN the mouse? Like rotate it?
 accountmadeforants: Honestly, I fully believe the dev knows how to do this in real life. Or is at least very invested in the hobby. This seems way too specific for anything else.
 Megaparsec256: methinks this game might have been made for controller
 L0rdX33n: Quarter circle forward, Quarter circle forward, kick
 Saintnex: probably a quarter circle, it did say this game was better with a controller
 Diabore: this game might actually be a little fire
 TheDevil_Risen: Gaoduken!
Lysander_salamander: like a fighting game, but with acrobatics?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone needs to clip this and send it to Adam
 LurkerSpine: I have never tried to play a fighting game with a mouse, but this seems interesting
  Foxmar320: Camera is doing its best to show us our butt
johnalogue: It's a fighting game but we only injure ourself
 DandyGeek: gravity is the final boss
conelavuv: It uses rhythm game ui, just watch the top  bar
 bsudo: Generally flash kicks are a charge input but sure
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DandyGeek That's the final boss of many games
 L0rdX33n: Just pulverize the crotch
devilcultivator: yeah don't be so judgy game
jessicaengle: wheeee!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You eating shit with the broken bones is so funny and so disturbing
 Dark_Destra: Ah yes the 720 EAt shit move
 BrowneePointz: but yea I went deep down a rabbit hole about parkour and tricking cuz of hollywood stunt actors
 BrowneePointz: and the differences between the two etc
 accountmadeforants: @LurkerSpine The closest thing was Guilty Gear XX AC for the Wii, which let you do specials with motion controls. (Which was completely busted, because you could do input sequences that were impossible otherwise.)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The eating shit with broken bones while inovating is genuinely the entire story of Tony Hawk's skating career
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 Zerragonoss: we are only 20% into basics according the bar at the top left.
 KharadBanar: the animation system actually seems quite sophisticated in this, clearly there‘s some work behind it
conelavuv: Farther right on your right quarter
 accountmadeforants: *the closest thing for me was
kusinohki: random thought - this, but it's rythmic gymnastics...
devilcultivator: this doesn't seem like a horrible idea but i'm not sure it's much of a game
letsbelgo: skate does
 EvilBadman: the Mortal Combat x-ray, make it happen
KeytarCat: This is very like the Skate. games
 HorusFive: @kusinohki Next week of Rhythm Cafe....
johnnylongtorso: "let's learn how to jump from heights" sounds like a threat
 EvilBadman: Kombat. Thanks autocorrect
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah that would be cool to get the xray bone breaks in THPS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KharadBanar Oh yeah, I think with a control system that relied less on mouse specifics and more on other things it would be better
letsbelgo: Skate has the hall of meat, which is exactly that
 AlistorKO: I mean, Skate 3 was that
 accountmadeforants: These animations and blends are surprisingly good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, he's broken I think like 70% of the bones in his body I think
 Gizmoloid: I think Skate series had xrays
 Nigouki: Skate game with X-Ray injuries. They add Hitler as playable. When you fail a rail grind you get to watch his one ball getting smashed.
 Mangledpixel: yeh the Skate series has a mode like Saints Row's Insurance Fraud missions
 Gekyouryuu: we training for Ninja Warrior now?
  Foxmar320: I think ive seen this Sonic test stage before
thavleifrim: that ramp in the water implies you can swim
 lightfut: I feel like we're not yelling parkour enough
 fastlane250: I wanna see this putin lookalike eat shit in the most spectacular way pissible
 TheDevil_Risen: find the sub ocean! 
SiegeFeathers: wait is this a parkour park
johnalogue: Putin is a lot shorter than you think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Some of the initial setups look like ballet movements
  Foxmar320: uhhhhhh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like tandu
iarethel0ser: Do the worm!
 Saintnex: ooooh boy
 ButButTheJesus: he's going to the store
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I also haven't done ballet in a billion years so I forget some of the technical names
  Foxmar320: LOL
 DandyGeek: Nope. No swimming.
  Foxmar320: Oh I thought we died
 DandyGeek: hahha why did it..yeah, weird
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also why do we default to sparring posture
 wench_tacular: ah, fizzy good make feel nice
 accountmadeforants: You got better
 Gizmoloid: flop on some stairs and go to the store!
 Gekyouryuu: maybe because you belly flopped?
 PigmyWurm: this feels like a really cool but janky tech demo
jessicaengle: This'll feel good on my shattered bones
johnalogue: Can we drown in this game? I didn't see any indicators
 KharadBanar: this has better water gameplay than 99% of games on this show
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PigmyWurm Yeah, this feels like a solid first draft
johnalogue: Oooh. Next question: Can we reach the subocean with the numerous movement options available to us
devilcultivator: just a gently curved slope into the depths of the pelagic zone you know as you often see
  Foxmar320: Can we flip off a high place and land on our head in style?
 TheWriterAleph: Boingy boingy
 EvilBadman: I want to see this game but as a Will Ospreay simulator, so basically just add a dude to flip onto
 DandyGeek: gotta try to link the wrong stunts together from a high platform, I'd think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnalogue We already phased through the trambopoline once
conelavuv: V was the mode
  Foxmar320: Please tell me this has combat
 TheDevil_Risen: haaha
 pleonasticTautology: hahahaha
johnalogue: @Thefluffiestguineapig I guess that's more or less the same, I was just inspired by the sea
 Saintnex: lol
 TheWriterAleph: [Tragic Slip]
 Gizmoloid: 
 wench_tacular: good advice there
 satyropodobny: this is just QWOP with extra steps
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !card tragic slip
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  Foxmar320: ouch
KeytarCat: It said controller recommended and now I see why
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does it get morbid if your bones have died
 KV1NN4: oh no <XD
 Zandivya: It reminds me of Overgrowth
johnalogue: Draging the WASD keys in front of your player?
conelavuv: You're swapping to a controller, do you have multiple inputs plugged in?
 DandyGeek: no, your brainbox!
 HorusFive: do a flip!
johnalogue: The sea calls to us
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Strebenherz: WASTED
  Foxmar320: Perfect dive
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
 TheDevil_Risen: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ApatheticColdbloodedChamois4Head-jx4NRtAZJWji8MBP
johnnylongtorso: Dom Taley
 Gekyouryuu: Alex, see if you can do "some sort of acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle"?
 Strebenherz: HURRAH
 Gekyouryuu: oh, nvm
TheAinMAP: Jumped off a sea cliff.
Lysander_salamander: yay
  Foxmar320: Thanks for the stream!
DaxStrife: Thank you for having us.
 Strebenherz: thank you for W+P'ing!
jessicaengle:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 baltimore_667083: thank you alex and graham!
Lysander_salamander: have a good afternoon!  Thanks for being here
 TheDevil_Risen: Thanks for the Stream!
devilcultivator: !card tragic fall
  LRRbot: Tragic Fall [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. / Hellbent — That creature gets −13/−13 until end of turn instead if you have no cards in hand.
 Rhynerd: thanks for the stream!
 LurkerSpine: excellent w+p!
 ButButTheJesus: !yay
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 wench_tacular: 
 Marvoleath: !patreon
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 Rhynerd: good work on clearing the docket!
johnalogue: Always nice to catch live
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is such a great way to end the stream
 Astra7525: or Bezos-bucks
 Marvoleath: !prime
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Gizmoloid: thanks for the stream!
 FarleyF: !alex
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 TheWriterAleph: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I needed that laugh
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! This week we return to the world of Everdell! Game: Everdell) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (48m from now).
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 Marvoleath: !schedule
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 Saintnex: happy holiday W+P!
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 Cptasparagus: wheeler said you and he are playing vintage cube
Charlie_Victor7 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 58 months!
 Charlie_Victor7: Thanks again!
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 pleonasticTautology: thank you alex
goombalax: ducttape sleeves
 pleonasticTautology: beat me to typing it
 RockPusher: Ian and hot sugar, what could go wrong 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Sudobyte subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
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Chesul: CrapShoot! Whoo!
 ButButTheJesus: hail satan!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so excited about this
 DigitalSeahorse: wow
 ButButTheJesus: wait, wrong one
 TheWriterAleph: 
  Foxmar320: Wow 10th?!
 RockPusher: Ow, my aging
 EikoandMog: Ooooh, time for some UNBEARABLE TENSION
jessicaengle: Cameron and Ian eat caramels
  Foxmar320: !alex
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 TheDevil_Risen: Final!!
 Strebenherz: for realsies final?
 Gekyouryuu: "finale" supposedly, though there's an episode 9 on the schedule
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex
 ButButTheJesus: CRAMMITS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gekyouryuu Maybe a post mortem discussion?
 fuzzy_died: No Boxing day stream?
 Gekyouryuu: @Thefluffiestguineapig would make sense
  Sarah_Serinde: wow yeah that Cameron and Ian Christmas playlist on YouTube sure does have 9 videos in it. How did that happen 
TheAinMAP: 
 Strebenherz: !cheer 420
 Strebenherz: 420
 GapFiller: fuzzy_died extended LRL instead
  Juliamon: No Boxing Day stream. It will be part of LRL instead, "in some way"
Indirnys subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 71 months, currently on a 71 month streak!
 Indirnys: i just got here what's goin- oh
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  Sarah_Serinde: @fuzzy_died Not enough folks around, so they're combining it with LRL the Saturday after
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 50
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  Sarah_Serinde: ah 
 Gekyouryuu: did this sub scroll include the subs from the bonus stream? I should've been in the first 10, and I'm not here
GedankenPalast_: Thank you for streaming  Good night everyone 
 Wolfstrike_NL: @Sarah_Serinde With alot of sips, switching of leg positions, flipping throught book pages
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you for streaming!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good chatting chat!
 Charlie_Victor7: 200
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 DigitalSeahorse:  
jessicaengle: Season's Garbage to you, chat
 Gekyouryuu: yeah, I don't think this included the subs from Mouthwashing, sadly. oh, well.
 TheDangerWaffle: dunno if subs were mentioned for bonus?
 DigitalSeahorse:       
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
jessicaengle: 
 TheDangerWaffle: is oki
TheAinMAP: 
jessicaengle:   
TheAinMAP: 
 Saintnex:   
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheDevil_Risen: wooo!
 TheDevil_Risen:    
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: aw.  Okay
  SmithKurosaki: Am sad to hear, but totally understand
 wench_tacular: 
 DigitalSeahorse: I'll be busy anyway
 RockPusher: "Sadly" people are doing a friendship/family 
 terribleplan: Certainly something is going to happen
 Nigouki: LoadingReadyVIBE but the Vibes are WEIRD
 Greyah: It'll be live and something's gonna happen.
  Foxmar320: !alex
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki Aren't they always?
  Sarah_Serinde: The Boxing Day stream will be with us in spirit 
 KharadBanar: A Cam And Ian LIVE
 JadedCynic: YAY
 pleonasticTautology: byeeeeeeeeee
 DeM0nFiRe: ok baiiiiii
 JadedCynic: o/
 Gekyouryuu: have a good'n
 Strebenherz: Take care y'all!  Happy holidays, stay safe
  SmithKurosaki: byeeee
 RockPusher: byeeeeeee
 Saintnex: bye!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 ButButTheJesus: BYEEEEEE
 RockPusher:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KharadBanar They cannot beat last year
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
  SmithKurosaki: @KharadBanar Its the week prior after Crapshoot this year
 NightValien28: nooooo I am late
Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! This week we return to the world of Everdell! Game: Everdell) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (42m from now).
 Gekyouryuu: @Thefluffiestguineapig was last year the year where the tinsel fell?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gekyouryuu Nope, they transitioned directly from Cam and Ian Christmas to Live with a Cam chugging a cola to burp bit
 Gekyouryuu: oooooh, right
rogerivany: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! This week we return to the world of Everdell! Game: Everdell) at Wed 05:00 PM PST (36m from now).
 accountmadeforants: Okay, I gave the Helltaker dev's new game (Awaria) a quick try and the aesthetics are great. I'll be sure to give it a proper go tomorrow.
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