Graham & Wheeler Draft MTGO Cube || LRRMTG

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 ladyjessica: is it vintage cube time again? I might be burnt out on current sets but I’m always up for ridiculous cube shenanigans.
  Juliamon: it is indeed
cloudeon5: I made a cube a while back. Never got to draft it yet 😔
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 A_Dub888: It's time... for C U B E
 korvys: Holiday cube is always great (though I miss the era of Sulfuric Vortex and Shrine of Burning Rage burn decks)
 baltimore_667083: hi graham! hi wheeler!
 thraximore: Meowdy 
 baltimore_667083: HAHAHAHA
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 A_Dub888: @korvys you're always great
 constablecrab: Magic: The Gathering
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Flyingdelorion: oops Graham!
MercurialVox: thank you for Magic, it's great to Gather here
cloudeon5: Yoooo
 A_Dub888: wait, you untap FIRST???
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 constablecrab: Can we pay with The Machine?
 korvys: James does that sometimes, and it always works
 sporkraptor: what is The Machine?
 korvys: "Give me $5 for no reason" "Ok"
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CrossXhunteR: hey, ephemerate
 thraximore: It's one of my favorite crapshots because I have to preamble before showing it to anyone
 sporkraptor: you animals XD
 sporkraptor: what's the title of the crapshot?
 BrowneePointz: *gasp* a Grahamuel!
 sporkraptor: just literally "the machine?" okay I think I found it
 korvys: More of a Charbelcher
 Sorator13: We canonized vintage cube?
 korvys: than a cannon
 raulghoulia: the crapshot is just called "The Machine"
 CaffeinatedLemur: 
triplehare: You wouldn't canon a cube
 eshplode: How could they retcon cube? 
 Diabore: cueb???
 EvilBadman: I've played with @fugi in a cube, would recommend
 Fruan: Spells!
 raulghoulia: kewb
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 A_Dub888: @triplehare idk how effective are square ballistic projectiles?
 korvys: Is the base-cube powered?
 RockPusher: Vintage Cube [degenerate]
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 Diabore: people have opinions on cueb
 Sorator13: Cube is very much its own beast
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Sientir: Timetwister is part of the power 9, right? Does it deserve to be there? If not, what would you replace it with?
 ckupf: @Sientir Sol Ring
 constablecrab: Ah, the Undertale Effect
Sientir: Yeah, I think that's a good call.
 RockPusher: Fortunately I have no knowledge for nor interest in backseating cube
 Diabore: i acknowledge im bad at magic at least
 Robot_Bones: my brain is too small for cube so I tend to avoid it
MullMachen: Actually graham I would have picked the coral eel over the sol ring
  Foxmar320: Rude and aggro? Are they from Florida?
Artificer_Evan: remember go left
RatekStormcrow: My only backseat advice is "you should put lands in that deck"
 baltimore_667083: @Foxmar320 more likely texas
 Cptasparagus: oh yeah I saw that, it was great
 Fruan: Can confirm - Wheeler is a better Magic player than me.
Voidhawk42: @Sientir It is, and it does. It was once a debate worth having, but now the density of "draw 7 rewards" like bowmasters has ended the debate. New debate - should it be the Power Ten with Sol Ring?
 thaigeprime: The nostalgia
 thaigeprime: takes me back to the hat drafts
reindeering: damn those sound effects
 thraximore: Hell yeah
 Robot_Bones: I can't believe there are no returning player rewards for LRR accessing their MTGO account after so long
reindeering: i'm happy with anything over 3-3, at least i won half the matches.
 circusofkirkus: u up?
 LurkerSpine: 100 Constant Value Generation!
 avjamethyst: worst part of drafting on the main lrr channel, no gambling
Genomancer_: So easy... more than half the people go 2-1 or better? 
CrossXhunteR: chat, call out your pick
sunshine797: 
 Mangledpixel: f r o g
 Diabore: @reindeering 3-3 or better is my personal goal every draft, because 2-3 just feels so god damn bad getting only 250 gems
 LiamK712: You got this Graham. I believe!
 BrowneePointz: i was gonna make a guitar pick joke and forgot every guitar pick brand all of a sudden
 eshplode: @CrossXhunteR The ad card isn't an option on MTGO unfortunately
 korvys: When I used to draft Holiday Cube, if I wasn't feeling like getting real sweaty, I'd just draft all the red cards, and basically always go 2-1
 BrowneePointz: oh hey New Name Nemesis
Flyingdelorion: Let us take a lap into Vintage Cube!
 Diabore: upheaval is fun
 Dumori: My bad but revealing first pick is Entomb not sure it's the best card here but it's the deck I wanna play right now
 Robot_Bones: so fetch
Flyingdelorion: *leap ugh my keaboard isn't what it used to be...
Genomancer_: I love Entomb there
reindeering: oh yeah, hymn to tourach. my favourite
CrossXhunteR: ive never seen a paper triome before, only arena. do they only note the land types with no reminder text, or is this just because it is fancy art
 Pywodwagon: there are two roads
 A_Dub888: how'd the hymn go? Oh right! ~"Who comes from a set in the early 90s"~
 spinebustertee: Oops all design mistakes draft
 eshplode: I do love a good Balance
 Robot_Bones: like they have the math equations floating in front of them
CrossXhunteR: is every card in the cube represented in this draft, or only a portion?
ajymx5: what a pack
 Mangledpixel: I cannot see Chrome Mox without remembering "Speaking of rocks, here's a Chrome Mox" from an ancient LRR 'Wacky Draft'
 Dumori: Old frame Jailer threw me off hard there
Flyingdelorion: They see the Matrix!
Voidhawk42: Lurrus is great, and even better early
reindeering: i love cube but i'm real bad at it, because every pack is just stacked with bangers so i never know what to pick 
lastspartan607: is that Uro card any good?
QuantumTwitch: Yea cube draft is a great to watch but i cant play it even for a little
 BITs19_: !card necromancy
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Voidhawk42: But then I watch too much LSV, so I have been biased by his tendencies 
Genomancer_: Jaaaaaaar
 raulghoulia: uh oh Thoughtsys
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CrossXhunteR: it's interesting to see the newer cards that "rate" enough to make their way into the cube
 thaigeprime: I love bristly bill its such a good card name
 Woogachaka: Oh, cubin!
reindeering: the guardian and the archfiend i dont think i've ever seen
 IbunWest: Wheeler thinks an egg is underrated?
 Woogachaka: As a side note, are any of the LRR folks going to PAX East this year?
 baltimore_667083: snorse!
 thaigeprime: love the snorse
EricTheOrange: the universal greeting?
 BrowneePointz: no no not you
 BrowneePointz: Wheeler
 BrowneePointz: I think Wheeler just gave me a stroke
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 raulghoulia: Didn't know the Ben was a junkion
urkleturtle: I have an unreasonable love for k command
 1y1e: this steam is already such a treat
 Sage0fMadness: look at my snorse, my snorse is amazing
 Gekyouryuu: You forgot to offer an energon snack
D2theRock: i also speak a little TV
 Pywodwagon: I still think I like the talisman here unfortunately
 thaigeprime: 
 Pywodwagon: holy what
CrossXhunteR: is that the alpha set symbol
Genomancer_: Iconolast does cool stuff in this deck
 Pywodwagon: Coveted Jewel is part of one of the top 3 decks in vintage, G
 Diabore: someone is doing doomsday stuffs
CrossXhunteR: man, where are the red players
 BrowneePointz: Well here's the thing Graham. Jewel is REALLY funny when you flicker it
 BrowneePointz: repeatedly
CrossXhunteR: stephen a smith said so
 Sage0fMadness: 
urkleturtle: sad about the fable, but can't be mad about sol ring
 avjamethyst: wrong art thoughj
 BITs19_: you also opened fable of the mirror breaker, isn't that good? Or am I mixing up my kiki jikis?
 Pywodwagon: god there are so many good cards in this pack, jesus
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 LiamK712: beeeeg cards
 IbunWest: why was stephen a smith talking about mtg
 ghizmou: sol ring over fort?
 ghizmou: jk
CodeGreen101: I see that Omnath and my inner greed calls to me
CrossXhunteR: sol ring is an ancient tomb that doesnt hurt you
CrossXhunteR: hey, chainsaw made it in
 raulghoulia: @IbunWest Wheeler tagged him on twitter and he did a segment on air
jamwno: @ibunwest wheeler asked him on twitter on p1p1 sol ring vs black lotus
 ghizmou: grizzy for necro
 Gekyouryuu: Chainsaw is surprising to see
 Diabore: theres also likely a third in black on doomsday
zhrang911: Pest Infestation would be good if we were in green
Gerrimeister: just watched that clip, have no idea who stephen is, but that vibes based approach to drafting is what i aspire to
MullMachen: Sol ring is also hilariously a ritual the turn you play it, absurd to think about
ajymx5: This is a pack
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CrossXhunteR: hey, new koma
 flouncy_magooo: Ah, the sweet dings of Magic Online
ajymx5: ooo shifting woodlands is in cube
GiraffeStache: Oh finally, Wheeler playing vintage cube
CrossXhunteR: i wished the triome's weren't named in the way they were
 Dumori: Snap Lands is the better name
Gerrimeister: you mean the not-triomes not being triomes
triplehare: my friend got mad at me for calling 2-colour lands "Biomes"
 BrowneePointz: Question: Why Snap Lands?
  Juliamon: Because you snap 'em off
 xantos69: I could never say no to Snapcaster.  It is so strong.
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, Fieryyyyyy
CrossXhunteR: @Gerrimeister even the actual triomes i don't like because they are too tied to a plane
 BrowneePointz: @Juliamon Fair. My brain went to the Card Snap and I was like...huh?
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 xantos69: Hear me out... Rabble.  Cause Sol Ring.
Gerrimeister: as a comparison
CrossXhunteR: is there an intentional design decision of the cube to include a certain amount of "recent" cards?
 Diabore: what if, abandon black slam omnath?
 Diabore: ahhhh
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CrossXhunteR: HUH
 ghizmou: karen
 Sorator13: scream on, baby!
 LiamK712: ahhhhhh
Voidhawk42: Karen!
 Sorator13: where's one of the aaaaaaa gifs when we need it
 Pywodwagon: beep beep
Gerrimeister: bombis
SrMuskrat: Bomba time
ajymx5: broadside
ajymx5: lol
Voidhawk42: (For those who don't know, ashlizzle has been calling Screaming Nemesis Karen
 Diabore: lets go bombas
ajymx5: what a card
 Sage0fMadness: couldn't hit the broadside of a bomb
 Sorator13: Oh that's gross
 EvilBadman: Bussed up
 tsp397: Close
dm818: That did not particularly work
 ladyjessica: that beep was not very effective
 ghizmou: etali my love
 A_Dub888: Hello fair and balanced Nadu
 Blip2004: bleep wasn't very loud
Gerrimeister: this draft is really funny since i am currently rebuilding my red highlander deck with these cards
 spinebustertee: A feminine crabominon
zhrang911: the bleep is linked to Wheelers mic and not Grahams 
 Sage0fMadness: @spinebustertee beat me to it 
 ladyjessica: we still heard the swear
SoylentDoener: headliner is nice too
 xantos69: I might just take the Nadu... you "technically" have a Green splash with the Foothills
QTL7: YUP
 LiamK712: yeah only your mic
CrossXhunteR: that worked much better
dm818: yeah it's on wheelers
QTL7: only on mic 1 lol
CrossXhunteR: from Clue
 Dumori: Yeah it muted and beeped we just got beep over G
 EvilBadman: Scalett shows up in canlander
urkleturtle: interpreter tho
CrossXhunteR: fury and phlage in the same pack. rude
 xantos69: Well... Fury just kills them dead
 eshplode: This is one heck of a pack
 BrowneePointz: wow Satya Phlage Brainstorm Fury Force and Staff!?
 Diabore: windmill slam fury here yeah? is that dumb?
 Bugberry: Satya is also cool
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GiraffeStache: why is there still solitude in here too lol
 ghizmou: satya is v strong indeed
 A_Dub888: "I like the killing people, that's what we want here" - Graham 2024
 Diabore: is this kellan good? i reads bad to me (not for this deck, just in general)
 xantos69: Let me ask you this: Have you ever used Sneak Attack on your Fury?
Gerrimeister: pipes looks actually pretty good
 TheDevil_Risen: howdy G and big Wheels 
Gerrimeister: and there was a phlage
CrossXhunteR: satya, the energy commander?
Genomancer_: Happy little Consider there
Genomancer_: glues things together
 Diabore: covenant also a consideration imo
 Bugberry: Galaxy Brain storm
 ghizmou: covenant is effed up
Mindfire13: Triome?
 Skye_Stryke: Covenant + Nemesis for diy channel fireball lol
YakkShakk221B: Oh this deck looks sweet
 BrowneePointz: Parallax Wave and Flickerwisp in this Cube!?
 BrowneePointz: SIGN ME UP!
YakkShakk221B: frog on da bench
CrossXhunteR: is parallax wave the fading card wheeler used against angel on a canlander FNPF a few months ago
zhrang911: Boots off saga is good
 MegaDosX: Are these boots made for walking?
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YakkShakk221B: cheeky torture pit
YakkShakk221B: large Jace
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah makes each of them lightning bolts 
 TheDevil_Risen: its legit
 Diabore: i dont think anything here makes the deck
YakkShakk221B: can deal 5 with bombardiers 
 raulghoulia: it was this week
 frameshifty: yup, thisd week
Voidhawk42: It was indeed this week
 EvilBadman: Twas this week, Fallout was first half of 24
 Sage0fMadness: daaaang
Gerrimeister: wheeeeels
 xantos69: Oh yea... This will kill them dead.
thelukeman98: FOW was still there at 7 left which is ridiculous. that pack paid off.
Gerrimeister: that why they call him wheeler?
 Dumori: @Gerrimeister And his Surname
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 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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 TheDevil_Risen: real Magic: THe Gathering
 salamisuperstar: God damn, "Dog of Myth gifted a total of 1600 in the channel"
CrossXhunteR: is it still Bo3?
 MegaDosX: Wheeler pushing the glasses up his nose as he says it
 Irsaan: First time catching a weekday stream live in quite awhile due to a crappy work schedule. Excited for C U B E
EricTheOrange: wheeler gatekeeping MTG
 spinebustertee: my hands in arena are just like my brain. Completely smooth
YakkShakk221B: Yeah it digs so deep
violetblight: pipes is real neat to see here
mine_noam: frog :C
violetblight: just drafted one with a mana drain, hoping that goes well
 Dog_of_Myth: @salamisuperstar There are people here who have gifted more. I just like to give to a cool channel.
 Dumori: Pipes seems nasty in a spells deck if you start going long
 KingOfDoma: I still remember the episode of cH (or Friday Nights, not sure which) where Penelope was introduced as a prop and put in a drawer for safe keeping
YakkShakk221B: maximum greed
 salamisuperstar: @Dog_of_Myth You're cool
 MegaDosX: This cube is anything but honest
predrag11: Unless you have something like Innitiative, but I would not consider that fair
Gerrimeister: and also sol ring
mine_noam: Love frog \&lt\;3
Voidhawk42: Fair + Sol Ring
 Dumori: Yeah the fair deck once a "sleeper" in cube has fallen off
 A_Dub888: primetime?
 EvilBadman: Lands deck is prime green
 TheDevil_Risen: gotta get the Djent on in VC
thelukeman98: @A_Dub888 they took primetime out
 A_Dub888: @thelukeman98 aww
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 MegaDosX: Everyone must be in matches already
CrossXhunteR: maybe they're all playing modern
 korvys: ah, the noise
 BrowneePointz: YKnow you’ve made it when @Dog_of_Myth hits you with a cool person Sub Bomb
 Diabore: sad hand with no red
 Dumori: T1 sol ring never bad
 MegaDosX: Saga into Sol Ring? What is this, Commander?
 Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz Oh you...
 Pywodwagon: thankfully fury is castable
 Dog_of_Myth: Also, you're cool @BrowneePointz
 Dumori: Man MODO sounds
 Dumori: I have missed you
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 BrowneePointz: @dog_of_myth deserved. you bring a lot of folks happiness 
uhhitsJon: You - plays Sol RIng. MTGO - VROOOOOM
 TheDevil_Risen: spoopy damage noise, love it  
Voidhawk42: My Hot Take: The only way they could make MTGO a better UI would be making a noise when you flick the cards in your hand
 BrowneePointz: oh hey since we have the Avon Island. Graham did you see that sick ass Mark Poole Amonkheti Island  they showed off for Aetherdrift?
 MegaDosX: 
CrossXhunteR: opponent was ready the B&R announcement when drafting
 EvilBadman: 'this'
 MegaDosX: This is like shonen anime, announce your attacks
 salamisuperstar: You shouted Lightning Bolt lol
 LiamK712: that's a lot of damage
predrag11: Now we can cast every single spell
Jundinator: Oh baby we cubing
 A_Dub888: beep beep
 MegaDosX: "Sound design is my passion" moment
 Sorator13: Removed from game (as opposed to "exiled but still relevant") 
Tommadness: sol ring, boots with the spurs, urza's saga just kills people dead
 korvys: !card Headliner scarlett
  LRRbot: Headliner Scarlett [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [3/3] | Haste / When Headliner Scarlett enters, creatures target player controls can't block this turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library face down. You may look at and play that card this turn.
 Pywodwagon: sure does
 MegaDosX: !card archon of cruelty
  LRRbot: Archon of Cruelty [6BB] | Creature — Archon [6/6] | Flying / Whenever Archon of Cruelty enters or attacks, target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice, discards a card, and loses 3 life. You draw a card and gain 3 life.
dm818: Kills you
 MegaDosX: It does a lot
 Pywodwagon: oh god I'm so jealous of graham not knowing that card
Voidhawk42: Cruel Ultimatuum on a flying beater
 MegaDosX: Archon is a whole lot of a card
CrossXhunteR: believe
Gerrimeister: land gives us haste on fury
 EvilBadman: G's thinking fairly
Gerrimeister: oh right
 Bugberry: Mini Cruel Ultimatum
CrossXhunteR: but it costs 8 mana
Voidhawk42: It does that on attack as well. Sneak attack baby!
 korvys: CUBE
 ghizmou: that s magic baby
 Diabore: ysy cube!
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 accountmadeforants: They were going to cancel the good stuff, but since you asked
MullMachen: @voidhawk42 and the shallow grave
predrag11: Exhume was the one card that made kinesis worse than fury there
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GiraffeStache: beautiful
 Dumori: Turned their draw in to a better stab wound!
 LiamK712: they're taking two damage a turn to give you a treasure lol
predrag11: they are just  dead now if they have nothing
Gerrimeister: oh in standard its insane
 MegaDosX: It won a pro tour probably because Hullbreacher isn't in Standard 
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 BrowneePointz: because it’s incredible in multiples
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 Pywodwagon: @MegaDosX print hullbreacher into standard, good plan
 MegaDosX: @Pywodwagon  Back in your corner
 Dumori: @Pywodwagon Perfect no problems F card draw
Rebelcow: A decade of sub, holy moly
 KingOfDoma: So is Figure of Destiny stone unplayable in this deck? It's greedy, but my kind of greedy...
 Irsaan: Did I miss an entire game 2 while I walked away?
 Dumori: Yes
 Irsaan: @Dumori C U B E
 kristof162028: Hey Graham what are you guys doing for Friday night paper fight tomorrow night?
  Juliamon: R/G commander night
 Sage0fMadness: ooo
  Juliamon: because Christmas
 Sage0fMadness: fun fun
 Dumori: @KingOfDoma Think we have better places for our mana most turns for it to be good in the speed of game we wanna play
 TheDevil_Risen:   Hype!
 korvys: Oh that's handy
 TheDevil_Risen: Gruul Commander, my favourite format 
 A_Dub888: what's Santa's color identity?
 TheDevil_Risen: #EveryBodyStomps
 Sorator13: that's a heckin card, that is
 PipeSmokingOwl: awesome! I rewatched the Ben christmas commander game with the unset cards and mini game from prepandemic last night. so good
 TheDevil_Risen: DSC baby!
 MegaDosX: The Aminatou deck had new Miracle cards in it
 Dumori: I might need a copy of that card
 raulghoulia: @A_Dub888 def Grixis
lastspartan607: Oof they spelled finality wrong
 LiamK712: miracle for 2 is hilarious too
violetblight: cool card with vamp tutor
 Pywodwagon: what if your reanimate spells also came with a free 4/4 lifelink
Voidhawk42: EDH cards in 1v1 are always insane
 MegaDosX: Arena having set sound effects based on creature types does lead to some funny stuff from time to time
 ZombieHendrix: that was my cat's sleeper code. they've been activated!
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triplehare: @Voidhawk42 insane or useless, no middle
 bytecaster: Does the new Ajani flip walker make the cat noise on Arena?
MercurialVox: you love to see it
 kristof162028: Did wheeler just brainstorm correctly
 YeetTheRich_: tis the season
 YeetTheRich_: vintage cube season
 Sorator13: Is otterball just blitzball played by otters?
 raulghoulia: what would the Jecht Shot be called?
YakkShakk221B: Oh sick Broadside
 Sage0fMadness: what a draw
YakkShakk221B: Throwing an otter at a skeleton
 ghizmou: omg you re gonna throw an otter
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 Pywodwagon: and scarlet can be thrown for 6
 TheDevil_Risen: Otter Attack!
offbeatwitch: bloodtithe harvester 
YakkShakk221B: Grizzly B
 MegaDosX: Big Gris
 TheDevil_Risen:   
YakkShakk221B: deaddeaddead
YakkShakk221B: GG's
Gadora: 
 ZombieHendrix: what a win
 MegaDosX: tfw you throw a lady at someone
 Sage0fMadness:   
 xantos69: 50 Nice Deck Bro.
MullMachen: Wasn't even worried
reindeering: so broadside is a prettygood card
 Bugberry: cube mines is just Minecraft
 TheDevil_Risen:   mine that 
zhrang911: Broadside... Good card
 Sorator13: @reindeering repeatable fling that hits higher is good, who knew?
 LurkerSpine: oh fun
 Pywodwagon: you haven't lived until you've domed someone for 6 with a pyrogoyf and then chucked it at their face with broadside for another 6
noSmokeFire: Insufficient popping off will result in disciplinary action
 raulghoulia: they can't keep getting away with it
 TheDevil_Risen: invisible war wasnt great
 Caineghest: Just open Sol ring, seems dece
 TheDevil_Risen: Mankind divided was ok
GreatGodOm: Seeing Graham playing mtgo gives me flashbacks to the days of the MTGO academy comedy drafts.
MullMachen: I always wear my sol ring on my hand too
 bytecaster: They really should not have given it the subtitle "The Bad One", really gives the game away
YakkShakk221B: furious
 GapFiller: didnt G play one of em on release for ND2D?
 xantos69: Yes... they are "the problem"
 korvys: I enjoyed those games, and also watching Drunk Adam Jensen
 GapFiller: one of the Adam Jensen Deus Exessss
 accountmadeforants: Square wanted to invest in whatever dumb thing it decided to invest in that year. Maybe AI, or 4G, or 5G, or NFTs
Jundinator: Now owned by Embracer Group Graham
 morgoth_bauglyr: drunk jensen
 tsp397: To be fair the sales weren't great
 spinebustertee: never good when your ring gets stuck in a hole
 accountmadeforants: Square changes their mind every goddamn year
 tsp397: Although I'm also mad about it
 BrowneePointz: that team then made the GotG game though right?
 xantos69: @spinebustertee we still doing phrasing?
Sorator13: I think it was NFTs, yeah
  Juliamon: it was definitely NFTs
 BrowneePointz: or was it a different EIDOS team?
Bruceski: My main memory of Invisible War is consoleitis, PC version shipped with a whole lot of UI control issues, it turned out all the correct settings were in the config file alongside the XBox ones, and the wrong lines had been commented out.
noSmokeFire: @spinebustertee Have you checked your [portable hole]?
Dylanthesquig: Isn't square still in on NFT's?
 bytecaster: Remember when Tomb Raider didn't sell enough
 Pywodwagon: what the fuck
Staryx__: Square, where every Final Fantasy game underperfrms.
  Juliamon: if it doesn't make $1b it's a failure
YakkShakk221B: what the heck
Artificer_Evan: @morgoth_bauglyr I can't fit this gun into my inventory it is to full of beer
YakkShakk221B: Gigantic Rabbit
 DoctorHutch: I still have fond memories of watching it on Gram and Paul Let's Play while working on my thesis many years ago
 raulghoulia: When is Square going to quadruple down on a bad decision and make a rpg adaptation of the Spirits Within?
 A_Dub888: Still waiting on another FFTactics Square...
 xantos69: This rabbit is so swol!
 TheDevil_Risen: BeeG Rabbit!
 korvys: !card Jacked Rabbit
  LRRbot: Jacked Rabbit [X1W] | Creature — Rabbit Warrior [1/2] | Ravenous / Whenever Jacked Rabbit attacks, create a number of 1/1 white Rabbit creature tokens equal to Jacked Rabbit's power.
 Caineghest: Square takes the money from 14 to fund the dumbest stuff
   Anubis169: We will never see if Drunk Adam Jensen gets to steal the fridge from Canada's President
CrossXhunteR: chat, did they win the first round?
Artificer_Evan: @Anubis169 a true shame
 LiamK712: oh no
YakkShakk221B: oh no
 Pywodwagon: quite good
 spinebustertee: oh noooo
 raulghoulia: it rules
 Kentosaurus: yes, very good story
   Anubis169: it was actually fun
 tsp397: Guardians of the Galaxy was very good
 TheDevil_Risen: OH my
 GapFiller: phunny story Square have always had form for this given the Enix Merger wayback 20 years ago nearly went sideways due to Squares clanger behaviour
 BrowneePointz: it’s very good. it won best narrative
YakkShakk221B: one million rabbits
 accountmadeforants: You can actually go through their yearly investor press releases and see the exact same text just with [buzzword] swapped out. (I'm not kidding about them somehow going on about 5G as a big change for gaming.) Sure, most companies are like that to investors, but Square is both more blatant about it, and also somehow actually seems to believe it.
 Dumori: It was OK I enjoyed it
 TheDevil_Risen: you got Ajani'd and Bunny Spawning
 xantos69: Come on the red confluence... lets draw that.
justalog96: Aljani
 raulghoulia: also it came out the year after the crystal dymanics avengers game
Flamennight: problem was guardians came out right after the avengers game fiasco if I remember right
 Kentosaurus: guardians on steam sale right now
  Juliamon: But people didn't WANT GotG, they wanted more Deus Ex.
Gerrimeister: or draw confluence
MullMachen: Land firey confluence off the top
Bruceski: I still need to finish the second Jensen Deus Ex. I've tried twice and run out of momentum exploring every corner of the first hub city. I need to just go in with the goal of completing the game.
 patbaer: my twitch recap claims I watch alot of something called Loading Ready Run?
 patbaer: anyone heard of it?
 BrowneePointz: and by it, I mean, my carrot
 MegaDosX: @patbaer Sounds made up
 raulghoulia: @patbaer I don't own a commodore
 xantos69: Unless you rip stone cold exactly what you need... this looks kinda over.
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Earthenone: my twitch prime has been saying "something has gone wrong try again" during my resub attempts the past few days 
  Juliamon: I blame amazon
 A_Dub888: @patbaer didn't they make that one video with the nunchucks and the skateboard?
Artificer_Evan: I have to dip. so goodbye for now
 Laurence72: 
 xantos69: Never Look // Always Look
TopHatPeezy: never look
reindeering: you never click the next card button!
 MegaDosX: Never look though
 Genomancer_: Magic: The Rabbit Hunting
 TheDevil_Risen: Never Lokk, but ALways Look 
inuenc: firebolt figure, malcolm loot find confluence
 YeetTheRich_: always look, never care
Sohkrates: Hold on lightly.
 Irsaan: @YeetTheRich_ 100%
 korvys: I never look, but also, *choosing* to not look is the point. If I don't have a choice, I didn't not look, really
 korvys: or something
 Genomancer_: @korvys Love it
ImposterArchitect: MTGO!?
Bruceski: What I'd like in arena (though I get some reasons why they don't) is to look at the opponent's hand. Sometimes the opponent scoops and I wish I knew whether they were tilting from their own hand or thought I was building to something I wasn't.
dwchief: pyro is so sick
YakkShakk221B: Blammo
dwchief: Ajani trading for only 1 card is a win
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AverageHonorableFinchPRChase-CEPkC6A9fC9gqzsB
 Sorator13: It's a 2 for 2 in a situation where you normally can't get a 2 for 2 since one of the cards is two creatures in a trenchcoat
Voidhawk42: They at least had the courtesy to ban Nadu
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 Wicker_Guide: Ajani is also a much older card from back when creatures weren't usually designed that way
Voidhawk42: And admitted it was a last minute addition
lastspartan607: raise the alarm should not be THAT pushed
 control_rig: Nooooo
Voidhawk42: Ajani was made that way on purose
Earthenone: the ol' 2n1
 Genomancer_: First rule of cube: Your deck isn't as good as you think it is. Ever.
dwchief: content deck - thats what I did at our big draft weekend with the homies last weekend. More fun and built in answer for going 1-2 LuL
 bytecaster: 1 BC - before content
 morgoth_bauglyr: as is tradition
 Sorator13: @Genomancer_ On the contrary, your deck is just as good as you think it is; everyone else's deck is just much better than you think they are
 Irsaan: I'm just mad that Nadu had to get banned because no one at WotC bothered to word it to work the way they wanted it to work.
 Strebenherz: nadu was a whoopsies?
 circusofkirkus: LRR trains for a marathon?
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 JoannaTastic: It's simplex if you know how
MullMachen: They could pay for daze on the walk
 BrowneePointz: Unholy Heat, aka Aaliyah in Queen of the Damned
Gerrimeister: hit us with the unearth on strix equipping sword
CrossXhunteR: i like that the fetch land makes the spooky life loss noise too
YakkShakk221B: who up gorblin
 Strebenherz: PFT
Flamennight: gorblin my grablins till i... uhhh golbin
Earthenone: so your plan relies on your oponent not reading your cards? 
 YeetTheRich_: mind goblins cousin
 Strebenherz: that goblin had a family, had stort, and now, lost to "peanerts"
CrossXhunteR: one half of famed canlander combo deck, seekerwalk?
YakkShakk221B: bomburbs
 shurtal: i prefer Seadoo, myself
violetblight: she goblin my pirate with haste and menace
 bytecaster: Straight bombling on main
CrossXhunteR: these are just sounds
Bruceski: bomb-a-git?
YakkShakk221B: Bombur, my favorite dwarf
 EvilBadman: Buddy, the cap'n don't even let me broadside
 Bugberry: Love how it combines 2 Shadowmoor cards.
YakkShakk221B: Wheeler becomes an airplane
CrossXhunteR: screaming nemesis managed to get to over $40 briefly a few weeks ago. was kinda nuts
 kumatsu: oh wow G that's my fav Fallout song
 BrowneePointz: Call her Broadside the way she Bomb, my Dear
YakkShakk221B: fear
Earthenone: they hit their white
YakkShakk221B: oh geez
 A_Dub888: "Screaming?" But Adam and Ulmer aren't here...
dwchief: they might get the baleful strix back!
 bytecaster: Hope we live and learn
nan_de_mo_nai: 4 mana time warp
CrossXhunteR: wait, is this stream a #ad for Sonic The Movie: 3?
 kumatsu: that time walk sure was a cantrip
 YeetTheRich_: commander players in chat are losing their minds
 bytecaster: @CrossXhunteR We are just celebrating Sonics 30th anniversary
 A_Dub888: @bytecaster hanging on the edge of tomorrow 
 Sage0fMadness: OP waiting til combat at again
 TheDevil_Risen:  
YakkShakk221B: Nathing!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Strebenherz: womp womp
YakkShakk221B: two explores
CrossXhunteR: at the same time?
 morgoth_bauglyr: 
 bytecaster: Two time walks and nowhere to go
 bytecaster: Or nowhen I suppose
 TheDevil_Risen: YERS
MullMachen: They can have a couple extra cards as a treat
 TheDevil_Risen: YESS
 TheDevil_Risen: YES
nan_de_mo_nai: psychic frog is a bottom?
 ghizmou: is this what they call hazing?
kireawolf: Imagine time walking twice in one game and doing nothing
 LiamK712: sorry wheeler we can say bottom on this channel
YakkShakk221B: !card haze frog
  LRRbot: Haze Frog [3GG] | Creature — Frog [2/1] | Flash / When Haze Frog enters, prevent all combat damage that other creatures would deal this turn.
YakkShakk221B: oh that's cool
 RatherLargeToad: 
 Strebenherz: why the psychic frog?
 LiamK712: oops my bad
 Strebenherz: what about the word sorry
nan_de_mo_nai: sorry about only having one joke wheeler
 TheDevil_Risen: but we are forever #notSorry
 MegaDosX: Only tops allowed in Wheeler's channel
YakkShakk221B: we can say sorry here!!
twistedsylvan: wheeler your knowledge of MtG is impressive, and scares me sometimes
  Juliamon: sorry knows what it did
supershade: a bottom friendly community
dwchief: Haze Frog and Up the Beanstalk? Yeah, this is gonna be a thing...
 Strebenherz: you berate them well meaningly
 YeetTheRich_: bens chat is a prison
 Genomancer_: For a split second it sounded welcoming 
 ghizmou: why are you calling us out like that 
 A_Dub888: @Juliamon does it have to do with the Shetlands? Is that what they did?
Tommadness: hey! I'm queer and neurodivergent in ben's chat! He's talking about me!
CrossXhunteR: there's no crying in magic
Voidhawk42: Malcom slamming into himself like a bird hitting a mirror
 Masslost:   
 shurtal: but we got Ratthew, so it's a net positive
 eshplode: I have a younger friend who says sorry even more than I do, and I've started to apply the same rule to our conversations
 MegaDosX: !card imperial seal
  LRRbot: Imperial Seal [B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
 Gekyouryuu: unrelated to magic, all these jokes Wheeler's been making all stream, especially about the Jorked Rabbit, just keeps reminding me that the game OFF is coming to Nintendo Switch, so we can beat OFF again at any time and place.
  Juliamon: the Shetlands also know what they did, but it's something else
 Bugberry: It's not relevant here, but I always have to remember that Nemesis' anti-lifegain effect only happens when it's ability triggers, not from regular combat damage.
YakkShakk221B: Oh shit OFF is coming to the switch? That's very cool
 TheDevil_Risen: because we think everything bad is our fault and need to learn, no its not our fault . (coming from a 35 year old  neurodivergent that still doesn't learn that lesson)
 shurtal: 
 eshplode: @Juliamon And they'll never say sorry for it
YakkShakk221B: blud
YakkShakk221B: oh dear
CrossXhunteR: !card monastery mentor
  LRRbot: Monastery Mentor [2W] | Creature — Human Monk [2/2] | Prowess / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 white Monk creature token with prowess.
triplehare: is that a Yotian Soldier on the soldier token?
Dragonfirewiz: Captain Cube masters
YakkShakk221B: Screaming Nemesis trades up in a Disgusting way
 BITs19_: !card screaming nemesis
  LRRbot: Screaming Nemesis [2R] | Creature — Spirit [3/3] | Haste / Whenever Screaming Nemesis is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any other target. If a player is dealt damage this way, they can't gain life for the rest of the game.
Gerrimeister: dont forget you can bolt your own nemesis for the no lifegain trigger
Gerrimeister: not right now
CrossXhunteR: they have gained 6 life
Voidhawk42: 1 poke from Fury would be fun
 bytecaster: The kind of play where Arena would ask you "Sure?"
  Juliamon: this isn't Lorcana
 Sorator13: now watch me scream, now watch me necromancy?
 TheDevil_Risen: are you SURE? yeah i am arena, stop telling me what to do!
 Bugberry: Nemesis along with Pyroclasm is a good combo in Duskmourn limited.
maefly2: breach that hull
 Sorator13: you're going to breach the HULL out of them
CrossXhunteR: i always forget that Fury doesnt have flash
 A_Dub888: @TheDevil_Risen Are you SURE though
 shurtal: gonna breach so hard, it'll be like you're a jorked rabbit
 TheDevil_Risen: reading the card explains the something, something  
 Sorator13: Arena's "are you sure?" is the spiritual opposite of Arena's auto-tapper
 bytecaster: I realized I was an idiot much earlier in life, so kudos!
 Bugberry: @Sorator13 both are telegraphed however.
Bruceski: I tend to see it for spells that target a creature and also need me to sac a creature. I always get the order wrong.
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 hispanic_at_the_di5co: I'm trying to write a clever witty joke but I got nothing
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 Sorator13: @Bugberry Two sides of the same coin, for sure
 accountmadeforants: I do wonder how many games have been won (or, at least, have not been immediately lost) because of that Are You Sure? prompt. I'm sure it's lots.
 TheDevil_Risen: @Sorator13 that's true, the amount of times auto tapper has goozled me is legendary
 Pywodwagon: op no
CrossXhunteR: it adds one white mana
 Genomancer_: Streamsniper says what?
MullMachen: Drafting this basic plains
 bytecaster: It's just a fancy plains!
urkleturtle: time to shame concede
 A_Dub888: !findquote reading the card
  LRRbot: Quote #6517: "Who reads cards these days? It's 2019!" —Serge [2019-10-25]
nan_de_mo_nai: these might be the worst time walks i've ever seen
 public_key_reveal_party: I think it's more likely they don't realize malcom is legendary?
 korvys: it won't be this time, and don't call me Shirley
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 Commander_Taz: bip
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 bytecaster: @public_key_reveal_party But he has a proper name!
 accountmadeforants: @TheDevil_Risen Auto-tapper is just good enough to get you to trust it. Which is why it hurts so much when it messes up
 Bugberry: I see people mess up with the autotapper most often because Arena doesn't look at what colors you need beyond what is in your hand and on the battlefield.
YakkShakk221B: what about boots with the fur
 Sorator13: and what it looks at in your hand sometimes excludes things you think it should include, yeah
 public_key_reveal_party: @bytecaster you're not wrong
 Dog_of_Myth: Boots on the Malcolm sounds like a B side.
 Pywodwagon: OH
YakkShakk221B: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 accountmadeforants: @Bugberry That one I can anticipate. The worst one is when it doesn't tap a land because it has a different ability or costs life to tap, and ends up tapping a different source I do need for colourless (or a multi-coloured land).
 Sorator13: !card Hullbreacher
  LRRbot: Hullbreacher [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Pirate [3/2] | Flash / If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead you create a Treasure token.
 Sorator13: lol
zigboy22: sad
 xantos69: We risked all and lost.
 niccus: both sides deserve each other
OharaRenji: 
 bytecaster: The drama!
 morgoth_bauglyr: nonono yesyesyesyesnonononoooo
maefly2: breach aborted, repeat, breach aborted
 ladyjessica: everyone deserves this outcome.
CrossXhunteR: i know no one has ever mentioned it before, but that hullbreacher card is kinda good
 Sorator13: that was worth the try
 bytecaster: Hull has been repaired
YakkShakk221B: bit of a pisser
Dylanthesquig: botts the rabblemaster
 Diabore: breacher kills dack
 zelukester: not ex-dack-ly
Flamennight: Could get boots, haste hull breacher and kill dack
Gerrimeister: i like getting ring and playing scarlett
 Pywodwagon: I like seeing what a cards starting loyalty is
 xantos69: Getting Dack off the table is a good line. IMO
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 Commander_Taz: XD
 Sorator13: 
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 bytecaster: Wait, one of the weird clue cards in here that you are not supposed to play during clue? Fun!
YakkShakk221B: Fire in the hole? And no one left to burn?!
 apitol: hey that’s me. always like seeing vintage cube, as someone who will never download MTGO
 accountmadeforants: Electric Six is so very good
 raulghoulia: this vods getting muted
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 PywosMom: Happy Holidays
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YakkShakk221B: Happy Holidays PywosMom 
 Pywodwagon: dear god if it went face
CrossXhunteR: they banned it and it cant even go dome?
Flamennight: fury's not that good grahm
Flamennight: *graham
MrBibz: they never once used karakas
 TheDevil_Risen: GGWP  
CrossXhunteR: were they alive if they karakas'd first, before returning?
 Pywodwagon: gods worst karakas
nan_de_mo_nai: karakas seems bad
Flamennight: They should waited until combat
 Robot_Bones: Magic: The Gathering, He said the thing!
YakkShakk221B: something heinous
 LiamK712: Let's go round 2!
 Diabore: time for degenerate fucking shit
 TheDevil_Risen: Plz draft Delrium or something bad and get graham to playn it
 TheDevil_Risen: *play it
 ladyjessica: time to draft another banger.
Gerrimeister: is spellseeker walk combo in this?
 A_Dub888: pile?
 TheDevil_Risen: legally obligated to break!
UtilityPunk: The realest deck of all time
 Sorator13:  I was thinking, aren't you supposed to...?
YakkShakk221B: Wheeler's stuck
 ladyjessica: love the “oh right…”
 mistycloud21: Maybe they aren’t watching LLR Canadian Highlander like they should be.
 EternalRoxas: God I'm so used to just watching VODS on YouTube that it took me a second to realise I actually have to wait real time for the break
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 buhlian22: sup
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 niccus: they might have thought it's a value engine, like nobody would print a land that bounces opponent permanents for free, right?
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 bytecaster: @EternalRoxas Yeah, you are stuck here with us
 Tweygoh: Ooo a crapshoot?
maefly2: last deck was pretty fair, time for some unhinged bullshit
 tehfewl: Lotus, lets go
 corefluxx: 100
 ElektroTal: dude, THREE duals??
 Diabore: ah yeah the perfect degenerate shit start
maefly2: aww, no sol ring
dm818: black lotus or sol ring?
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 Unas84: 83 , about the value of a Black Lotus. Canadian, of course.
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 TherapyforNarwhals: Sol ring you say?
 bytecaster: But autopick wanted to get ragavan!
YakkShakk221B: Oh!
twistedsylvan: would it be fair to say Lotus is one of the most powerful single cards printed in any game?
 xantos69: G, Honest question: How many times in your live have you cast Lotus?  If you have done it enough... you just get it.
 tehfewl: e wit
 Strebenherz: how much does it cost to do vintage cubes like this?
 Strebenherz: in mtgo rather
jamwno: 100 points / 10 tickets (so $10 USD)
 xantos69: Oh yea, you gotta try it.
 DrLigmaPhD: In the right deck: Infinite
YakkShakk221B: how many times has Wheeler cast lotus?
OneironautWrites: hexdrinker? i've heard that card is good
 Diabore: "is this what ive been missing?"
DreamyPants: @Strebenherz 10 usd per run, 1-2 pays for half of next one and 2-1 or better pays for a full new one
Earthenone: traitors lets you play a 5 drop turn 1
 Laurence72: You can use the Lotus to cycle the triome!!
MercurialVox: oh hey it's the velvet moth
 TherapyforNarwhals: God pack the dry as a desert
 bytecaster: Everything good was in that first pack
 tehfewl: seething song, force storm
 xantos69: Skydiver to snatch up OPs mox?
 TheDevil_Risen: Valgavoth is kinda insane imo
YakkShakk221B: white : (
 MegaDosX: White
 ElektroTal: oh god, don't storm
twistedsylvan: I knew Valgavoth was good, but not "include in vintage cube" good
UtilityPunk: Gonna draft a deck of all time
Ilyusion: we are being degenerates
TopHatPeezy: wrong breach mtgo
 DrLigmaPhD: Brain registered Theiving Skydiver as "Thighdiver"
mxralston: Coping Song: 1W sorcery: Add WW
 toady0s: breach with song isn't terrible
YakkShakk221B: hold up lemme extrude a legion
 toady0s: t1 off lotus
 bytecaster: Clown Extruder
 niccus: !card clown extruder
  LRRbot: Clown Extruder | Artifact — Attraction | Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
YakkShakk221B: !card clown extruder
  LRRbot: Clown Extruder | Artifact — Attraction | Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
 Mangledpixel: !card clown extruder
  LRRbot: Clown Extruder | Artifact — Attraction | Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Voidhawk42: CONGRATULATIONS: IT IS A CLOWN
 Strebenherz: i forgot about the clown extruder
YakkShakk221B: hell yeah the hat trick
 MegaDosX: "The sound it makes is indescribable and unsettling, but it does make a great clown."
YakkShakk221B:  citadel
MullMachen: Through the breach is good because you can splice it onto arcane spells
zigboy22: oh boi
 Diabore: balls deep in storm
 bytecaster: We be ritualing
YakkShakk221B: something or other
triplehare: beeeg mana
 Unas84: house party at Bolas' , let's gooooo
 Laurence72: Batten the hatches, I feel a storm a'coming!
 Caineghest: the storm is approaching
Earthenone: lotus lets us splash citadel
 Strebenherz: Clown Extruder does sound like a cam thing
maefly2:  
 Sorator13: WOW
UtilityPunk: Some Grixis good stuff
Flamennight: extruder is also a magic card
 Diabore: hell yeah eureka
 DrLigmaPhD: All I can imagine thusfar is R2D2 screaming noises, which is a great start for a deck
 tehfewl: Beans
 Pywodwagon: beans!
 Robot_Bones: cards are real big and I mean a big big
zigboy22: BEANS
 DrLigmaPhD: Got 2 cards for beans so far
Rebelcow: Getting laughed at for liking Chandra cards is my entire magic the gathering story lol
violetblight: beans is new to the cube
 Pywodwagon: entomb WHEELED?
YakkShakk221B: beeg board
 LiamK712: we're in something says the board
Voidhawk42: Vintage Cube cards generally have four tiers: 1) Stupid Powerful, 2) Powerful Archetype Piece, 3) Merely Good, 4) Super Specific
 ElektroTal: i love that you started with lotus and then *immediately* bricked as hard as possible
 TheDevil_Risen: Grist!
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AcceptableAlertMangoBatChest-D6WLdjbLpPuZeZkD
 TheDevil_Risen: wooo
Ilyusion: e witness get permeate
 korvys: Eternal Wingus
Ilyusion: ephermerate
 raulghoulia: Bring it on: In it to win it?
 tehfewl: Show me "In It"! *Family Feud Ding*
 Diabore: good ol vulvagoth
YakkShakk221B: Big Dork
 ElektroTal: if you're gonna reanimate, it's a good thing to reanimate?
 bytecaster: Beeeg moth
 shurtal: Val, the Guh Moth
YakkShakk221B: Eureka!
 TheDevil_Risen: Eureka!~
 tehfewl: last pick eureka
Flamennight: etali pog
urkleturtle: A D Tea even
 DrLigmaPhD: I'm always happy to see Witherbloom Command, I love that card
YakkShakk221B: demonic toot
MullMachen: Demonic tutor is an ok card I hear
 TheDevil_Risen: Damm!
Ilyusion: dt is meh
 tehfewl: toot for lots
 corefluxx: Dem Toots
YakkShakk221B: Dangnation
 mistycloud21: Ooo birds
YakkShakk221B: hoip
UtilityPunk: Darnation
dm818: seal?
 DrLigmaPhD: Deep Toots
Flamennight: seal
 Laurence72: Seal?
Ilyusion: dammit graham
 bytecaster: Seal
 TheDevil_Risen: Seal
maefly2: ooh, library
 Diabore: library and fetches is tough
YakkShakk221B: twin fetches
 mistycloud21: Seal
 tehfewl: seal or library
Ilyusion: library let’s go
YakkShakk221B: how rowdy are we for tutors
 raulghoulia: what kind of tea?
 Diabore: wheeler help!
Ilyusion: this is a solid pack tbh
Flamennight: I think seal for the storm plan
 Laurence72: Oooh, Monkey's Paw!
 korvys: 30s
 ElektroTal: take a fetch
Dylanthesquig: seal?
maefly2: could be imp seal also
 tehfewl: Vote now on your phones!
 TheDevil_Risen: Seal + Bolas
 DrLigmaPhD: Library, as a completely inexperienced idiot
 1y1e: district wheels i bet so I like it
Ilyusion: you’re cooking with gas though graham I like what you are thinking
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaa
 TheDevil_Risen: thought wheels would go seal 
 ElektroTal: i'd take atraxa and then hope animate wheels
YakkShakk221B: Flash!
YakkShakk221B: photobomb
Quarthian: Damn should of taken the atraxa
Flamennight: etali was also in the first pack of this round
 TheDevil_Risen: Photo Bomb!
 Diabore: white overlord isnt embarrassing to reanimate if it wheels
YakkShakk221B: What even is that thing
 tehfewl: flash and worm in same pack
 YeetTheRich_: we're like four different kinds of degen
 TheDevil_Risen: love it
YakkShakk221B: is that The Unspeakable
 Pywodwagon: YES
dm818: It's like pretending to take a selfie to take a picture of something else
 Pywodwagon: YES DO IT
YakkShakk221B: oath gaming
triplehare: i think that's meant to be weird 90s Teferi? He was depicted... inconsistently
YakkShakk221B: me when big thing
twistedsylvan: okay so I'm real new to vintage, why is Flash so good?
YakkShakk221B: Oh what the heck
 Sorator13: Channel? Thoracle???
 mistycloud21: orb
 0011110000110011: hey graham and wheeler hey chat
 bytecaster: Channel Trumposaur!
zigboy22: thick rabit
 TheDevil_Risen: Dauthi is funny
maefly2: orb is always decent
 tehfewl: Jorked Rabbit
MullMachen: Graham the goal is to draft the worst deck you can I believe
 xantos69: You ever channel into a jacked rabbit?
StrykerBoh: 
 TheDevil_Risen: ITS ON
 circusofkirkus: 
 TheDevil_Risen: lets go!
YakkShakk221B: oh gorsh
 Diabore: we really need some fixing
YakkShakk221B: yep
 TheDevil_Risen: and a Cruise
YakkShakk221B: Wowee
 morgoth_bauglyr: MORE MANA
 mistycloud21: Love Orb in Brawl
 korvys: As someone who doesn't cube, I have no idea what's happening, but Wheeler is going nuts, so I assume good things
 Sorator13: !card underworld breach
  LRRbot: Underworld Breach [1R] | Enchantment | Each nonland card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Underworld Breach.
 TheDevil_Risen: wheeler having conniptions at this pack
twistedsylvan: NEVER PUNISHED
 ElektroTal: wait, you can't take ritual over wheel. come one
jamwno: just need some lands
MullMachen: I believe this is a deck we would describe as "greasy"
 DrLigmaPhD: Boats hate cubes, this is a nature fact
 TheDevil_Risen: haha @ElektroTal 
 maywecomein: @korvys tbh this also happens (to me) when he's playing as well
 AttackCowboy: And by it
 maywecomein: (i.e., i have no clue what is happening but it seems good!)
 Diabore: cmon brain freeze pack 3
 raulghoulia: id listen to Shivam he has a podcast about magic
 Pywodwagon: my god
 YeetTheRich_: don't
dm818: but doomsday
CrossXhunteR: hey look, big wurm
Dylanthesquig: oracle is coming back
 mistycloud21: Agatha?
 DrLigmaPhD: Uh oh, Wormies
 Diabore: we'll use the second take, thanks graham
 TheDevil_Risen: aslo thanks for the KS update Graham 
 Pywodwagon: oh baby
 tehfewl: ez game
 YeetTheRich_: what is going on this pod
 ElektroTal: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM, CUBE
maefly2: what is this draft
 Caineghest: there it is
nerinemi: we're *so* in
azbyd: this is gonna be fun
YakkShakk221B: cool deck right here
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahahaha
dm818: I thought yawg will went by already?
 TheDevil_Risen: pull the other one Ben
 tehfewl: sol ring
dm818: nevermind
 accountmadeforants: "Next pack, I'd like to build a constructed deck"
 korvys: Will?
maefly2: so...
YakkShakk221B: hey lol
Flamennight: yawg will
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 TheDevil_Risen: its a real card!
YakkShakk221B: it's so good
YakkShakk221B: giant idiot
YakkShakk221B: 
 Pywodwagon: WHAT
 Dog_of_Myth: HOW?
 Sorator13: WOW
 accountmadeforants: Lmao
 Caineghest: hahaha
 ElektroTal: COME ON WHAT
 Diabore: WHAT
 VrolikSyndrome: HUH
 TheDevil_Risen: HOW?
CrossXhunteR: he can't be stopped
MrBibz: PICK 3????
 circusofkirkus: what was in this pack
dm818: how is sol ring still in thsi pack?>
Quarthian: How!?
 YeetTheRich_: this is rigged
 Laurence72: THIRD PICK SOL RING???
 TherapyforNarwhals: No choices just get good stuff
Dylanthesquig: vamp turtuor
azbyd: what is happening??
triplehare: BEEEEG MANA
Voidhawk42: THIRD????
 YeetTheRich_: no way
 public_key_reveal_party: wheeler just entered magical christmas land
Flamennight: bro wtf
nerinemi: scripted
TopHatPeezy: its a christmas miracle
 ghizmou: but how
maefly2: are these ALL paid actors?
MrBibz: YOU GUYS HAVE THE LOTUS
 Dumori: We are getting set UP
 tehfewl: what is this pack
 bytecaster: We already have seal
 maywecomein: so, we're being sniped by... mtgo randomizer?
 YeetTheRich_: shufflers rigged
dm818: you might wheel tutor
 mistycloud21: Living the dream
 Kentosaurus: sol and lotus what
 Tweygoh: CUBE
 raulghoulia: sol ring will wheel
 niccus: what did you put in that tea
 TherapyforNarwhals: Sol Ring wheeler
MrBibz: by that i meant what did they take over ring
maefly2: already have demonic and imp seal
 ElektroTal: what in christ's name
 0011110000110011: that might be taking you to another universe
Voidhawk42: Third pick when YOU have the lotus is WACK
CrossXhunteR: with our fast mana, what turn do we hard cast archon
 Pywodwagon: brain freeze time
 tehfewl: mystical tut is just better vampiric (cuz you didn't have to take it over sol ring)
azbyd: is this the magical christmas land people keep talking about?
 Irsaan: I left right after Black Lotus and holy moly this deck is STACKED
 Diabore: freeze one time
maefly2: @CrossXhunteR turn 1
 public_key_reveal_party:  but the opposite
urkleturtle: they are offering you CONTENT
 MegaDosX: Gotta get your heat back
Voidhawk42: It must have been in a pack with Ancestral and Time Walk I guess? Or both the drafters to your left are disconnected??
YakkShakk221B: Grave Dad
 korvys: *fun*
 tehfewl: "fun"
 DrLigmaPhD: Grave Papa?
 0011110000110011: it's Grave Dad now
YakkShakk221B: I like Grave Dad
Flamennight: I also like grave dad
 circusofkirkus: why can't we draft Yorion
 Pywodwagon: put yorion back in so I have an excuse
 ghizmou: the sky is the limit
jamwno: run yorion, play 60
YakkShakk221B: drils
 Irsaan: I have no words for this deck
 PipeSmokingOwl: the Ben Wheeler of Time turns and turns..as foretold
Quarthian: No brain freeze is sad
MullMachen: No brain freeze, we're so unlucky
zigboy22: 
CrossXhunteR: this is a 40 card canlander deck
 bytecaster: Reanimation Storm
 Diabore: cmon turn 2 citadel
 korvys: Bonestorm
 public_key_reveal_party: "unlucky"
mine_noam: No cantrips for this doomsday, so unlucky
YakkShakk221B:  so very sad
 shea_wolfe: 's over points CrossXhunteR
 bytecaster: Yeah, we got kinda unlucky here.
 EvilBadman: Rough having 95% of it all
 Kentosaurus: says mr dice roll
 Laurence72: I just won a free sports car, but it is the wrong color? Pass!! 
CrossXhunteR: just play less lands
 TheDevil_Risen: that poor crabomination 
 korvys: Drafted two whole decks
MullMachen: Daybreak should really do us a solid and just let us have it
 Diabore: this deck is kind of obscene
 AttackCowboy: yeah, without Freeze, Breach is less great. But also, Breach!
 couchboyj: Wasted all your luck winning coin flips against Serge, as ifcany of those mattered 
 mistycloud21: Rain of Filth best band name
 ElektroTal: it's an allstar in my heart
 shurtal: Tekken 8 commentary: "Reina? Filth."
Quarthian: I liked that one more than time vault initiative cube
 Irsaan: @shurtal That also works as Battleborn commentary, though only for the like 8 of us that played that game.
 Sorator13: 
 raulghoulia: we're in that sweet spot of the 20 year cycles
 Mangledpixel: WHAT
 TheDevil_Risen: seriously?
 ElektroTal: Graham, I need this
 Kentosaurus: holy what
Bruceski: Blacktron?!
 korvys: Your generation has all the purchasing power
CrossXhunteR: didnt you mention your knee making sound earlier?
zigboy22: WAT
 TheDevil_Risen: Really?
 pn55: Blacktron?! Hell yea!
 ElektroTal: Blacktron was my favorite goddamned thing
 shurtal: @Irsaan there are less than dozens of you.
 bytecaster: They want your disposable income!
twistedsylvan: @Irsaan man, I had such high hopes for that game, it seemed really neat
 ghizmou: embrace it while you can, soon it will be gen z time to  be nostalgic and you won't feel any younger
 BrowneePointz: speaking of which Graham how about that Magali Cloud Sephiroth Panorama for MtG x FF?
 NornsFelidar: new black Tron???
 TheDevil_Risen: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/lego/images/7/73/6876_Alienator.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090423212025
 morgoth_bauglyr: space legos
 TheDevil_Risen: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/lego/images/c/ce/6954_Renegade.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090423203002
 DrLigmaPhD: Man I need that lego pyramid of giza set
 TheDevil_Risen: ITS SOO GOOD
 thmanwithnoname: I saw that blacktron set. I waaaant it.
 Blip2004: I went into Toys R Us today and they were selling vinyl records and books
 pn55: M-tron and Blacktron
YakkShakk221B: Oh it looks cool as hell
MullMachen: Well you run the urza lands with swamps
 NornsFelidar: space thiefs
 Irsaan: @twistedsylvan I loved it. My wife and I played it all the time. I put several hundred hours into and then went back and put a few dozen more when they announced they were closing the servers.
triplehare: I was an Ice Planet kid myself
 Dog_of_Myth: Blacktron was my jam as a kid
 raulghoulia: it's modern horizons for lego
 bytecaster: It has a triforce
 TheDevil_Risen: posted it in chat @LoadingReadyRun  
 Diabore: also its green screening
 ElektroTal: literally buying it for me
 NornsFelidar: ice planet
 xantos69: Ok, well that is unspeakably cool.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: What does Tron use as a wincon these days? I didn't think it was usually black.
 TheDevil_Risen: im so down for that
 ElektroTal: that said, i liked blacktron 2, with the greener windows
YakkShakk221B: The Legend of Pascal
 TheDevil_Risen: im going to have to get some of them 
A_NO0B: Overgrown tomb as backup for pentad prism?
CrossXhunteR: oh, i get doomsday excruciator now
 Bugberry: The lego thing that made me feel old was seeing "classic" Star Wars minifigs that I remember having the originals.
 BrowneePointz: Lego is releasing a nostalgia set for you, Magali is doing art of Sephiroth and Cloud, things are coming up Grahamhouse
YakkShakk221B: make it an even 21 points
 Mangledpixel: ah, the Blacktron sets I grew up with were the Blacktron Future Generation ones from 1991
 xantos69: I don't see why you wouldn't include Thorical... it is just such an easy line with all your tutors and dooms day.
Avawen1312: there's a decent mono-black deck here?
 bytecaster: Looking forward to Universes Beyond: Fonts!
 ElektroTal: Street Fighter is the one that sold me
 MegaDosX: Warhammer?
Erdeanmich: Even assassins Creed?
 Pywodwagon: so what you're saying is it's been tough
 TheDevil_Risen: god Im going to spend so much money on the FF set
 TheWooglie: @bytecaster 
 Mangledpixel: Universes Beyond: Olympic Mascots
ToppHat: @ElektroTal Those cards are really cool
 RockPusher: I'm starting to suspect Graham might be… a nerd‽ 
 Pywodwagon: FF will probably be the first sealed product I buy in 2 or 3 years
 ghizmou: sakura card hunter would do it for me
 DaniellNaruta: The Fonts Secret Lairs
 bytecaster: Universes Beyond: Comedy
 korvys: Where's my gritty Card Captor Sakura reboot 
 Bugberry: Most UB things have been things I'm cool with but not THAT into, but it's only a matter of time.
 BrowneePointz: we’ve still got one UB set next year they haven’t announced yet which means it HAS to be a freakin doozy or a boat rocker
 Mangledpixel: 
 Irsaan: I'm like 50/50 on UB sets, but I already told my LGS to order an extra Collector Booster Case of the FF set just for me.
 MegaDosX: The licensing would be an absolute nightmare
triplehare: Universes Beyond: Blakes 7
 xantos69: I'm going to draft Mono Brown Loompy.
 HadesLeprechaun: Exact same, everything has felt extremely targeted to exactly me
 ElektroTal: the bonus card would be the german dog thing
 MegaDosX: I think you just gave the WotC and Hasbro legal teams a migraine
 bytecaster: Universes Beyond The Next Generation
 patbaer: I just want a Jurassic Park DLC for PowerWash Simulator
 mistycloud21: Akria Universes Beyond would be cool
noSmokeFire: wotc watching graham through a oneway mirror in the moonbase
 couchboyj: Universes be Bond
 TheDevil_Risen: I've got a BeyBlade Divining top Alter in the works, its looking super good so far
YakkShakk221B: OOOOOooooooo
 constablecrab: Hah. I just rewatched all of the Olympics Gvlogs this past weekend. Great stuff.
 Laurence72: I'm calling it now, the unknown Universe Beyond -- Hello Kitty
 EvilBadman: They keep comin' up
dm818: A Star Trek UB would be sick!
 DrLigmaPhD: @bytecaster Prof made exactly that video
YakkShakk221B: hi HerPeas
aerohydra: thats rude
 PipeSmokingOwl: HerPeas has returned...again
 BrowneePointz: it does tend to come back
 Pywodwagon: and backup animate dead
preventionantimutilation: rude
noSmokeFire: olympic sol rings
maefly2: they have 41 cards in library, get them
YakkShakk221B: geez that's so gross
 rosesmcgee: They are the gift that keeps on giving
 Robot_Bones: Hellboy yelling that Mascot has a gun
YakkShakk221B: no robot? *breaks skateboard*
GiraffeStache: Everyone cares about HerPeas, what about HisPeas
UtilityPunk: They played Evolved Sleeper, better scoop now 
maefly2: t1 shelly is just disgusting
 pn55: Gross 
 Wicker_Guide: I have the sudden desire to vomit on my keyboard
twistedsylvan: this feels like bullying
YakkShakk221B: this just in Wheeler hates Jitte
Ilyusion: this deck is so good holy shit
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 AttackCowboy: Storm deck looking great
 Diabore: magic is fair
 Pywodwagon: both teams played hard
YakkShakk221B: I wonder what sound library they got these sounds from
dm818: Is this storm?
azbyd: @dm818 yes and reanimator
 Pywodwagon: makes them lose extra life
YakkShakk221B: flies
 Diabore: hurts them
 bytecaster: @azbyd Storminator!
 BrowneePointz: but yea I’m trying to suss out what the final UB set could be next year that they didn’t want to reveal it back at Vegas. I’m wondering if it’s a massive, like MASSIVE IP like Star Wars, Warcraft, or One Piece
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
YakkShakk221B: Oh cool
noSmokeFire: @BrowneePointz Hello kitty
 Diabore: they beat you to the concee button
CrossXhunteR: frame perfect
UtilityPunk: Speedrun strats
 Pywodwagon: well
 xantos69: GG EZ
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Diabore: i love this
l0rdrollin: sneep
YakkShakk221B: cool
 TheDevil_Risen: you can't write this better haha
 bytecaster: Gotta manipulate the RNG first
Ilyusion: what is magic but a miserable pile of cards
azbyd: @bytecaster i feel like we should make this an archetype in other formats
CrossXhunteR: 
CrossXhunteR: i know what it isnt
 RatherLargeToad: Uub backwards is Buu!
 ElektroTal: i hope it is something sooooo left field
afterlanterns: lol
Avawen1312: i was guessing maybe a Nintendo thing?
 TheDevil_Risen: I mean, how big does it have to be to top FF
 ElektroTal: UB Golden Girls
 SquareDotCube: U/B so... Universal's World of Monsters?
mattyraft44: Star Wars?!
 TheDevil_Risen: that's something serious
 Laurence72: I keep on reading UB as Blue Black, and I'm wondering why they are making a whole set for Dimir
 mistycloud21: LRR Universes beyond set?
 BrowneePointz: I just laughed so hard my vision went white
 Diabore: @TheDevil_Risen warcraft i think could be bigger
ToppHat: @mistycloud21 greater magic content UB
triplehare: Turns out that staff member just really really likes the Brady Bunch
UtilityPunk: UB Evangelion?
ToppHat: LRR being the commander decks
 raulghoulia: Blanch has 4 cards
ToppHat: one of*
YakkShakk221B: I used a set of Golden Girls d6s to help some folks build characters for 5e the other day
ToppHat: love it
 ElektroTal: Guy D'ovesoles.
CrossXhunteR: you better thoracle them for that
 Pywodwagon: will be funny when we draw dd
 BrowneePointz: we finally get Bea Arthur on a Magic Card but it’s her Maude parody from the SW Christmas Special
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 Bugberry: UB Metal Gear Solid
 TheWooglie: woke herpes
UtilityPunk: smh, someone's not reading the card
 TheDevil_Risen: #BecauseWoke
 RockPusher: wait, wait, wait… Universes Beyond: Magic the Gathering 
MullMachen: I already put my money on the 25th anniversary of the reunification of Germany UB set
azbyd: you got plenty of nice
thegitrogsquirrel: what are each golden girl on the color pie?
MullMachen: 35th*
CrossXhunteR: @thegitrogsquirrel gold
 Diabore: god can you imagine if they break out pokemon as a UB?
 bytecaster: That's the same thing
 PipeSmokingOwl: @MullMachen Why not just all battles and it can be a historical look of the War of the Roses?
CrossXhunteR: casting oracle and not winning the game. weird
 Laurence72: Rose is GW
 Bugberry: It's supposed to be a Devotion payoff, but people just mill out instead.
 BrowneePointz: Dorothy is UB, Sophie is RB
twistedsylvan: I wonder if the UB is the Cosmere? Brandon Sanderson's books? I feel like its a good fit for Magic and it would get people hyped
 Diabore: way back during the beyond death prerelease i had a deck with 2 thoracles and thassa, i won many games without reducing my ops lifetotal to 0
CrossXhunteR: !card bolas' citadel
  LRRbot: Bolas's Citadel [3BBB] | Legendary Artifact | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana value rather than pay its mana cost. / {T}, Sacrifice ten nonland permanents: Each opponent loses 10 life.
 bytecaster: When Lotus is not in our hand everybody should ask where is Lotus
noSmokeFire: have you checked whether James is under the desk?
 Pywodwagon: brutality?
warkr0: oh they want their card
SeismicLawns: attacking for the love of the game
 Diabore: @bytecaster what if temu lotus is in our hand
YakkShakk221B: goodbye Kaito
 PipeSmokingOwl: @twistedsylvan Magali Villeneuve DID do the art for Shallan Davar in the Words of radiance special edition Pog
 Laurence72: @twistedsylvan Did Sanderson and WotC make up after WotC took down the story he wrote for them on the basis it would stay up for free?
MullMachen: @pipesmokingowl I'm excited for the Samarkand trade routes set
 protojman: I thought YOU were a planeswalker
 TheDevil_Risen: Ghost
 Bugberry: One possible way to predict upcoming UBs is consider other franchises with big upcoming releases, like how Fallout came out around the Amazon series.
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 raulghoulia: Each of them is mono colored and has Golden Girl which lets them partner with another GG
maefly2: like Homer into a shrub
warkr0: nah citadel is look, not reveal
 Pywodwagon: they can't see our library
 Diabore: they dont, citadel isnt reveal
 PipeSmokingOwl: screw UB: Cosmere...its going to be UB: NATO 75th Anniversary!
azbyd: they cant see the card
twistedsylvan: @Laurence72 no clue, but I can certainly see how that may make things more difficult lol
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CrossXhunteR: he's counting
azbyd: can we kill oracle and reanimate it?
Voidhawk42: Can't you win with 4 random cheapest cards and Jace?
CrossXhunteR: doesnt our life not matter?
noSmokeFire: graham phases out
SnowBuddy18: G phased out
kynelwynn: G Phased out
Ilyusion: we have everything
Ilyusion: Everything!
 Diabore: what if we got fucking everything
overZellous: he's gaming
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CrossXhunteR: tendrils is 2 dmg per, right?
 ElektroTal: they really want to see what the hell is going on
 Diabore: @CrossXhunteR yup, thats why its ten drills
 DrLigmaPhD: Enter the matrix
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Doomsday, Tendrils, Yawgwill, Tendrils again, Game's already over.
overZellous: so many drills wasted
 BrowneePointz: we also could’ve done our cheapest cards into Jace. we had a couple lines
 HadesLeprechaun: I just realized I desperately need a "Wheeler shows new MtG player Jacob Vintage Cube"
 Pywodwagon: normal hand
Voidhawk42: There were so many routes to victory after drawing the Doomsday, was a pleasure to watch
Ilyusion: pfft
 xantos69: Hell Yea
maefly2: this is a wonderful representation of vintage cube degeneracy
YakkShakk221B: Oh Jesus
Ilyusion: what is going on here
 Wicker_Guide: "The artist got the boom?"
 MegaDosX: Well that's a hand
SeismicLawns: this hand will tilt the opponent into the sun
 mistycloud21: Sol and Lotus
 hirosan84: fighting evil by moon light
harju: Quite a few points in that hand
Ilyusion: wheeler what demon did you make a deal with to get this?
YakkShakk221B: True!
 TheDevil_Risen: 16 points
 Diabore: 14?
dm818: 12?
mine_noam: So unlucky you didn't open a demonic consultation
YakkShakk221B: twelve
 Pywodwagon: 18?
warkr0: 18?
 korvys: 14?
CrossXhunteR: 18?
YakkShakk221B: Oh shit it's like 20
 BrowneePointz: not the dic dub though. they un-queered the source material SO HARD
YakkShakk221B: 19
YakkShakk221B: nineteen
CrossXhunteR: i forgot about tutor
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: What about island?
Ilyusion: 4/7 pointed cards wild
 TheDevil_Risen: ahh forgot the extra 2
noSmokeFire: island should be pointed
 TheDevil_Risen: from sol
Ilyusion: and we draw archon
triplehare: my first anime was Princess Mononoke in theatre at like 7 years old. It was transcendent
 Kentosaurus: was vintage cube a mistake?
 TheDevil_Risen: sols 4 right?
YakkShakk221B: True!
CrossXhunteR: i got the number right, while forgetting about tutor. thought thoracle was 7
 Diabore: do we play lotus to stop hand attack?
twistedsylvan: @BrowneePointz I have to imagine this is the one that aired in the US?
YakkShakk221B: Oh alright
violetblight: you could get there off mystical for dark rit but that wouldnt be worth it
YakkShakk221B: 
azbyd: unlucky we dont have a mox for turn 2 archon
 raulghoulia: Exoida
warkr0: booooooooooo
Voidhawk42: Vintage cube is like when two people in a gun fight run out of bullets at the same time, and both scramble to reload and kill the other first. The best format.
 BrowneePointz: The first anime I REMEMBER Graham, was me asking at 4 years old to rent “that movie with the big bunny”…it was Totoro
 TheDevil_Risen: tutor?
 Pywodwagon: see what they take, mystical for doomsday?
 xantos69: What do they take?
Ilyusion: what do they even take?
 Diabore: @TheDevil_Risen we can still tutor if they take it
 TheDevil_Risen: @Diabore oh snap i missed that
Bruceski: I'm not sure what my first anime was, can't recall if I saw any before college. Eva Akira and Bebop were definitely early ones I saw once there.
YakkShakk221B: none drils left beef
Ilyusion: play elite spellbinder concede
 Diabore: i think pokermans was my first animu
 AFamiliarCalledEl: I guess technically Pokemon was the first anime I watched, but it's hard to reeeeally count a 4Kids dub.
 Wicker_Guide: If I was opponent I would seriously consider conceding
 Pywodwagon: their complaint equity is through the roof
YakkShakk221B: They have cast only invitational winners this game
 DrLigmaPhD: Ten-Drils: You must be funny online 10 times
MullMachen: They are currently swearing I think
overZellous: there was so much anime on toonami before I even knew what anime was
 Sorator13: something something sea cliff
twistedsylvan: My first anime had to be Tenshi Muyo I think, which I saw at like 5 years old because I wouldn't sleep normal, and I'd go watch Toonami
YakkShakk221B: I hope yuo fall off a sea cliff
CrossXhunteR: what does the sign say
 Skye_Stryke: Do we have a doomsday line here off tutor?
Dylanthesquig: yeah go cliff youself
 Wicker_Guide: 12x Removals by the way
kynelwynn: I hope yuo fall off a sea cliff
ToppHat: @twistedsylvan hello fellow toonami enjoyer
 shea_wolfe: You have very good luck, for future ref
 UWDJohn: For future reference...
noSmokeFire: merry sea cliffs to all
 Pywodwagon: I once had to fix a hidden card error at an event, which involves the opponent looking at the hand and deciding which one goes away, and in response to their opponent getting this really tough penalty, they conceded because the hand was unbeatable no matter what they took
CrossXhunteR: he's counting again
 Diabore: having a good day graham
 TheDevil_Risen: i think my anime preg was Sailor Moon > Neon Genisis > Robotech > Dragon Ball > Pokemon
kynelwynn: I was there for that day!
 A_Dub888: ____ing shuffler!
 TheDevil_Risen: *prog
ToppHat: Wheeler locking in
triplehare: Two drills?? one wint is enough!
 BrowneePointz: anime preg is something completely different @thedevil_risen
 DrLigmaPhD: @TheDevil_Risen Never been so sad someone caught a typo
  The_Lesser_Gatsby: My brain hurts....
 Diabore: see i lost this game 2 turns ago, wheeler is amazing
 Bugberry: @twistedsylvan I remember catching Eva late at night around 2007. Caught random episodes out of context, including the final episode which was wild.
 TheDevil_Risen: dot mpreg
 TheDevil_Risen: oops
 serramarkov: My first anime was Star Blazers.
YakkShakk221B: the storm lines are in his blood
kynelwynn: Is this game one? What's the clock at?
Dylanthesquig: tutor for ritual after tutor
overZellous: mhm mhm
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 Diabore: @kynelwynn 20 minutes
 EvilBadman: @kynelwynn you can see the clocks
 TheDevil_Risen: @BrowneePointz im so red right now  whoops
 A_Dub888: oh no I’ve gone cross eyed
 ckupf: demonic tutor can find led also
warkr0: i only have a line to hit for 18
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SeismicLawns: wheeler's just saying words right now
 Robot_Bones: someone somewhere has been activated
 raulghoulia: 1+1+2+1
triplehare: [floating math.gif]
 TheDevil_Risen: that's 20
 bytecaster: Someone get this man a notepad!
warkr0: i cound drils at 9, but not enough blue
 TheDevil_Risen: i think
azbyd: i wonder how wheeler is visualizing this
 AFamiliarCalledEl: MTG: Semantic Satiation Edition
 ckupf: LED nets more mana
 TheWooglie: this is amazing, but poor opponent
 Pywodwagon: get sticky pad out
CoemgenTaillear: can we have a podcast of wheeler just saying card names in storm decks
overZellous: boy is really using his noodle
 EvilBadman: I want op to concede in like 3 minutes
Clockwork_Penguin: This is like listening to the shipping forecast
 Sorator13: *deep* in the tank
YakkShakk221B: 
 Sorator13: the tank goes far deeper than expected
 YeetTheRich_: paul play the matrix theme
 xantos69: Wheeler is about to find the Red October he went so deep
 Pywodwagon: worst case scenario we end at like 36 life
warkr0: i dont think we have the mana for storm 10
azbyd: this is like this one friday nights episode
triplehare: remember, just like life, the Clock is a resource.
overZellous: 
 Sorator13: @triplehare unless the police?
 ckupf: didn't realize LED got cut
 ckupf: or not
 ckupf: nvm
 korvys: discombobulate
YakkShakk221B: discombobulate
warkr0: i still only count storm 9 unless we make an extra UU out of thin air
 Diabore: our graveyard is exiled thanks to yawg so led doesnt do it
kynelwynn: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnchantingVictoriousGoldfishKreygasm-U7Ve8hqc-plDc_P8
Quarthian: Frantic?
YakkShakk221B: Oh true!
warkr0: oh yeah missed brutality
 YeetTheRich_: vintage cube 
YakkShakk221B: ez
zigboy22: Nice
 pn55: 
ToppHat: VINTAGE CUBE
overZellous:     
 xantos69: OP gains 1 life
 TheWooglie: 
Voidhawk42: Hopefully they can't gain life
 AttackCowboy: I hope they get out of this and you can kill them with Archon trigger
UtilityPunk: Never punished
 TheDevil_Risen: my math was 
YakkShakk221B: 
 Sorator13: nice!
 TheDevil_Risen:   
Ilyusion: earned
overZellous: 
 pn55: Never didn't have it!
Ilyusion: nicely done wheeler
 mistycloud21: 
 Kentosaurus: you go glen coco
kynelwynn: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BrightFancyChamoisBIRB-xx42uuJddd0FBta8
triplehare: I really appreciate how many of these cards are old. Not everything has been crept out by Modern Horizons
Ilyusion: snap
 BrowneePointz: it’s why Jeskai Ascendancy is one of my fave decks
Ilyusion: ohh this on the other hand
KeytarCat: "my autism says I win, but now I have to figure out how"
CrossXhunteR: had to deal with dinner prep, did he storm off
azbyd: a blacksource!
YakkShakk221B: hehehehehe
KeytarCat: @CrossXhunteR Off by one, but very yes
 xantos69: The number of games I have won off of Mana Tithe is outrageous.
 DoctorHutch: thats what he said 
 TheDevil_Risen: i've got a few people in commander with that card 
noSmokeFire: Graham "Chortles" Stark
MullMachen: Just demonic tutor for a swamp... Wait
YakkShakk221B: no toots : (
YakkShakk221B: so sad
 Pywodwagon: so unlucky
YakkShakk221B: tragic
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ekplayscards: well well well if it isn't some of my favorite people and wheeler 
YakkShakk221B: did Leon White ever have a Mastodon account
YakkShakk221B: because that seems like a slam dunk
 TheDevil_Risen: more fuel for the cabal too
 Sorator13: 
 TheDevil_Risen: well, it depends on if they know the channel or not
 Robot_Bones: that and necropotence
YakkShakk221B: that's the brain worms
 korvys: Only in Quebec
 protojman: I saw a "Ham" flavored spice today and thought of you
UtilityPunk: It's a Canadien thing
 MegaDosX: Tromple
 TheWooglie: you've been doing the bit for so long it's just real life now
 mistycloud21: Would be a funny troll
YakkShakk221B: Oh no
KeytarCat: Brainrot is eternal
 raulghoulia: menace is not just this channel, like all of magic does it
 YeetTheRich_: i mean that's how language evolves
noSmokeFire: necromancy gave that spidro trebuchet menace
SnowBuddy18: it's fun to call it the bucket
 TheDevil_Risen: I for one have learned to appreciate it and it always gives me some chuckles when i hear the mis-pronounced cards
 public_key_reveal_party: mispronuncing words is always funny
 DoctorHutch: I think maybe Ian doesn't know how to pronounce Solder... 
azbyd: this is especially confusing if your first language is not english and you talk about words you dont really know
MullMachen: Batterskull is how you know your opponent is a true gamer
 xantos69: You may need that Thoracle back in to overcome Batterskull.
Ilyusion: wild
KeytarCat: !card batterskull
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KeytarCat: well damn
DreamyPants: do we have a dt -> yawg will line here? (did we get that yawg will?)
Bruceski: One of your videos I got so annoyed that you kept pronouncing bosque wrong and then I looked it up and the card IS spelled Murmuring Bosk!
 Sorator13: @DreamyPants We do have yawg will
 xantos69: Damn this is a really good response from OP.
DreamyPants: oh this is a good reason to not go for yawg will
YakkShakk221B: oh my god
 TheDevil_Risen: WoW
YakkShakk221B: sweet baby rays
maefly2: a little lucky
redpandrake:  nice
Ilyusion: yawg will?
Ilyusion: the brain rot got wheeler mid thought
 Sorator13: wishclaw sounds like Phyrexian wishbone
 YeetTheRich_: don't eat the graveyard
SeismicLawns: yawg in the will moth out the graveyard
  Juliamon: we can workshop this (but won't)
Evandill: I implore you to stop
 couchboyj: Yawgamoth Wlliam, you stop casting out of the graveyard this instance!
SnowBuddy18: when you Yawg out the graveyard and in the exile
 Laurence72: You're all going Yawg Wild
 DrLigmaPhD: How come you Yawg future simple when you actually Yawwg future perfect?
 Pywodwagon: its okay they printed a better version 5 years ago
 TheDevil_Risen: literally my first pull from my first booster ever was good old Yawg's
 Diabore: i dont think you get to finish this league
 GapFiller: !next
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CrossXhunteR: TTSF tonight?
kynelwynn: Going to run over Ian? Rude
Nickiatori: does ian live in the hallway?
 Sorator13: please don't run Ian over with a bus
KeytarCat: Tinker Tanker Tonker Tie!
 DrLigmaPhD: Great pin idea, Wheeler
Ilyusion: styling on em
CrossXhunteR: i did not realize there was a storm count on the side
Ilyusion: well played
 pn55: 
 Pywodwagon: I think it might show up anytime after a certain amount of spells as well
Ilyusion: pfft
 Dumori: It might just be format where Storm exists
 Pywodwagon: t1 doomsday
Flamennight: @Pywodwagon I also think this is true
aesir_blade: How many canlander points do we have?
MullMachen: I'd like to whhhish for a tendrilllls
CrossXhunteR: they never have counter magic
 xantos69: I like it better on 2 once you have developed the Sol Ring.  But the principle is the same.
 korvys: It would be a quick game, one way or the other
  Juliamon: aesir_blade 18 I think
Ilyusion: risk it for the biscuit
 YeetTheRich_: 21 points
 YeetTheRich_: dt is also 3
 Dumori: Doomsday man it brain melty
 Laurence72: Do it for the vine! Or the tendrils! For the content!!
Evandill: I vote basic swamp (after the decision has been made so I am unhelpful)
 Sorator13: @Laurence72 do it for the noodly appendages!
  Juliamon: right, the 18 was just that one particular grip
 YeetTheRich_: wait imp seal is another point
 YeetTheRich_: uh
 Pywodwagon: was there a frantic search on top line?
 YeetTheRich_: let's just a lot of points
Ilyusion: black lotus for 1 that’s like a million more mana than before
 Pywodwagon: neat we almost certainly win
overZellous: one mana lotus, what a bad card
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 korvys: Is killing Thalia not important?
Ilyusion: we win
 TheDevil_Risen:   
Ilyusion: immediately
 pn55: 
 Bugberry: It enters, Scrys, then checks Devotion
GreatGodOm: @korvys Also mom would protect it.
 MegaDosX: It's an extra stupid card that shouldn't have been printed
 TheDevil_Risen: yep
Ilyusion: we just win
CrossXhunteR: yeah
 korvys: @GreatGodOm Oh, yeah, good point
 YeetTheRich_: yeah turns out
 ElektroTal: wait, how were you at 0 cards already
 0011110000110011: yep
 TheDevil_Risen: yep it is
 korvys: @ElektroTal Doomsday
 shurtal: Shout out to Crim
 ElektroTal: did i miss a doomsday
aesir_blade: @ElektroTal doomsday
 WiJohn: Graham with the hot takes
Haroldholmes25: @ElektroTal t1 doomsday
 Sorator13: 
 Dumori: @ElektroTal Doomsday stack
azbyd: @ElektroTal doomsday turn 1
Erdeanmich: Thoracle is just that dumb
Ilyusion: doomsday t1
 MegaDosX: T1 Doomsday is pretty dumb but Thoracle is extra stupid
Ilyusion: this draft was wild
mattyraft44: his might be the greatest deck ever drafted.
 ElektroTal: i missed a doomsday, got it
Evandill: WHAAAAT?! Thoracel being stupid?
Evandill: Who would have thought
 Pywodwagon: hey shivam there was a t1 doomsday if you're not sure yet
Voidhawk42: 6 points in Canlander, a 100 card singleton format. Imagine how busted you can make it in 60 card 4-of.
 Bugberry: I wonder what the largest deck someone has had and won from resolving Thassa's Oracle
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CrossXhunteR: some limited game
 Pywodwagon: I did it with 8 in cube once
YakkShakk221B: alternate win con for Splinter Twin
the_grand_nan: What a fun deck 
 MegaDosX: THB limited also had a bunch of devotion stuff
azbyd: ahh some commanderplayer was probably in the doouble digits
 Sorator13: whelp, tried to clip that "wait, this card's stupid!" moment but my internet failed (staying with family rn)
 Pywodwagon: I was cat terferi'ing
 Sorator13: might come back to it in a few days
A_NO0B: didn't crim have like 6?
maefly2: am I crazy, or are they also running 41?
 Bugberry: I do like Devotion as an alternate win condition.
Ilyusion: mystical for thirst
Ilyusion: frantic not thirst whoops
 Dumori: @maefly2 nope another 41 card deck
maefly2: weird
 Dumori: They side in and for get to side out?
ThorSokar: 41 is the new 40
 Laurence72: I mean, they both could be true?
warkr0: we could always just archon them, no?
 xantos69: Well GUT changes our math.
 mistycloud21: Is the deck list be on the VOD?
 A_Dub888: Is there a spider pit we can knock Gut into? That works in BG3
Evandill: Gut's not bad at all
maefly2: later stepmom
Ilyusion: no wave no wave
 Pywodwagon: top deck necromancy
 Pywodwagon: lets go
 ElektroTal: all the baldur's gate skeleton tokens have menace
 MegaDosX: !card gut true soul zealot
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 Pywodwagon: can't cast it
Ilyusion: but they have sky clave
Coinman1863: I'm shocked that someone else managed to get the doomsday X reanimator deck aside from myself
 xantos69: Do we cut wishclaw?
 50keyz: the part about gut that always gets me is that the sacced creature doesnt have to be an attacker. it could be a durdle you just played for an etb effect like a wood elves
Ilyusion: welp
Ilyusion: this hand rocks
Coinman1863: We do just citadel them
 A_Dub888: Just kill them 
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Ilyusion: citadel t2 I think if we want
Dylanthesquig: be bold!
 xantos69: I mean... I know I citadel here.
 TheDevil_Risen: i like the archon plan
Ilyusion: archon loses hard to removal though right?
 TheDevil_Risen: given what i've seen of their deck
Ilyusion: ohh we win now
 A_Dub888: is disenchant in cube?
 mistycloud21: 🤞 Wish Sol ring was in standard.
 MegaDosX: @A_Dub888 They have a Loran who can blow it up
 Irsaan: @mistycloud21 I promise you don't.
 ElektroTal: i wish sol ring was in some kind of draft product beyond cube
 MegaDosX: Oh hey look I called it
 TheDevil_Risen: it would make the t2 Red deck even harder to beat
slagyo: it makes sense if you hate standard players
 Pywodwagon: anyways, necromancy
 Pywodwagon: LMAO
Ilyusion: then we get necro off wish
 TheWooglie: imagine if they put sol ring in commander
overZellous: LOL
Ilyusion: ahahahahaha
 ElektroTal: i want to play a deck with multiple sol rings
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warkr0: its so easy
Ilyusion: let’s go
overZellous: 
 Caineghest: lol
petey_vonwho: i also wish sol ring was in standard, because i don't play standard
Ilyusion: we are so gaming
l0rdrollin: magic: the gathering
 Dumori: @ElektroTal I'd love Conspircy 3 to be unhinged
 Irsaan: @ElektroTal Now this I like
 MegaDosX: @Pywodwagon Are you a sorcerer?
overZellous: !hard
 TehAmelie: greetings magical gentlemen
 A_Dub888: just topdeck 
 TehAmelie: and chat
Ilyusion: citadel with 29 life
 TheDevil_Risen: GG wp
Erdeanmich: This Deck seems very okay
 pn55: 
 Laurence72: Bravo!
MrBibz: most busted deck lmao
YakkShakk221B: 
Ilyusion: this draft rocked
 xantos69: 50 Well Played sirs.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 AttackCowboy: That was a hell of a deck
 TheDevil_Risen: Positive for the night!!! 
 Sorator13: \o/
SnowBuddy18: 3-0 6-0
YakkShakk221B: just play all of the good cards
CrossXhunteR: show me the ian
 wordlessRage: Let's frickin gooooo
 EternalRoxas: What a great stream
mattyraft44: this was so fun.  thanks guys.
ThorSokar: Curse as always, perfect Wheeler
 Sorator13: thanks for the stream, friends!
Flyingdelorion: LOL
 Laurence72: 3-0, 6-1
 RockPusher:    
Voidhawk42: GG. Take a shot of this deck before you quit, that one was an all time BANGER
 Dumori: Trophy bay-bay
 TheDevil_Risen: Thanks for the Stream Gents! 
TopHatPeezy: GGs ty guys
 Irsaan:    good good MTGO boiz
 TheWooglie: 
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 lamina5432: gnight
KeytarCat: Caramel caramel caramel!  Thanks for stream!
moseph_jedi: loved the cubes!
 pn55: It's a pleasure to watch Wheeler at work 
mattyraft44: love you guys
overZellous: hi youtube
Ilyusion: screenshot it wheels
slagyo: wheeler are you cubing more after?
redpandrake:  bye, great to watch
Flyingdelorion: Thanks for frying my brain! Loved it!
 GapFiller: !paypal
CrossXhunteR: 5 american dollars
YakkShakk221B: it was that orange earlier
maefly2: perfect vintage cubing, thank you gentlemen
 GapFiller: Christmas Caramel!
 SnackPak_:  food
 YeetTheRich_: wow i love food
 RockPusher: Ian and molten sugar 
 RockPusher:   
  Juliamon: !contacts
 0011110000110011: thanks for the stream
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 A_Dub888: Christmaramel
overZellous: !caramel
  Juliamon: !contact
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YakkShakk221B: thanks for the stream gamers 
  Juliamon: the paypal link is in there
overZellous: ty ty
 Nigouki: but will there be dansen?
Scarbble: i guess we won the third match? i had to step away
  Juliamon: yeah
  Juliamon: 
 RockPusher:   
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 baltimore_667083: !box
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 accountmadeforants: Acidic Hotfix Spawn
  Juliamon: first time I've seen that one come up 🙏
 baltimore_667083: first time i've seen it too
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Go to the subreddit.
 baltimore_667083: @LRRbot way ahead of you
DrakoniteDev subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
 DrakoniteDev: what are we frying today?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, DrakoniteDev! (Today's storm count: 52)
 accountmadeforants: Hopefully not sugar, getting hot sugar and oil on Ian would not turn out well.
 RockPusher:    
 TheAwkes: Milk. Sugar. Butter. Heart. By your powers combined, I am Captain Caramel!
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry! Tonight Ian is making caramel! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113682495095924536
TheAinMAP:   
 baltimore_667083: hi Ian!
 Nigouki: remind me chat, what was the Live bit loooooooong ago where they were tasked to make a thing completely from memory without any research? was that caramel?
QuixoticScrivener: a domesticated Ian has appeared!
 DrakoniteDev: hi 
  Juliamon: I think it was fudge, but it's very similar
 SnackPak_: @Nigouki I think that was fudge?
 RockPusher: delicious lava
Weagle subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 95 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Weagle! (Today's storm count: 53)
 Nigouki: two caramels died to bring us here
   LoadingReadyRun: Tonight's Recipe https://fearthecowboy.medium.com/caramel-3-0-a-new-beginning-a9a132c87900
 DoctorHutch: Paul always struck me as more of an upbeat than downbeat guy.
 RockPusher: salt: it makes stuff taste good
 0011110000110011: hey ian hey chat
 DrakoniteDev: @DoctorHutch Nah, he sings shanties, which are mostly on the downbeat.
 MAPBoardgames: Making caramel? Sweet!
Natural_Ones_Only: "I think it should be fine" famous last words
 RockPusher: butter: it makes stuff taste good
  NapalmSideburns: @RockPusher it doesn't help pickles though
 SnackPak_: uh oh
A_NO0B: oops
 Nigouki: @SnackPak_ It does indeed appear to be fudge, it was also the cursed cat asshole episode
 Cptasparagus: speaking of cookware, last stream people were talking about the potential issue with black plastic cookware. That study was actually found to have "missed" a decimal point on the recommended tolerable dose so there isnt anywhere near as much risk as thought.
redpandrake: 
MWGNZ: 
 accountmadeforants: sugar: it makes stuff taste good
 Nigouki: just grab a coke, it's like 50% corn syrup by weight
 LostThePirate: 
 RockPusher: gonna cease up some caramel tonight
ghyllnox: Is there any Mountain Dew left over? 
 niccus: this is the last time you've crossed big corn
 pn55: Anyone available to make a quick shopping run?
 0011110000110011: close enough
 RockPusher: though if this is meant to be low-and-slow, maybe we get away with it?
 DaniellNaruta: corn syrup isnt required, it just makes it easier
 WiJohn: Store VLOG?
  Juliamon: We could just.... restart
 SnackPak_: Paul will keep us company
ghyllnox: "Extended break" lmao
 Nigouki: carameldansen until someone comes to the rescue?
  Juliamon: this 20 minutes never happened
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