Tinker Tailor Solder Fry || Caramel

Ilyusion: black lotus for 1 that’s like a million more mana than before
 Pywodwagon: neat we almost certainly win
overZellous: one mana lotus, what a bad card
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 korvys: Is killing Thalia not important?
Ilyusion: we win
 TheDevil_Risen:   
Ilyusion: immediately
 pn55: 
 Bugberry: It enters, Scrys, then checks Devotion
GreatGodOm: @korvys Also mom would protect it.
 MegaDosX: It's an extra stupid card that shouldn't have been printed
 TheDevil_Risen: yep
Ilyusion: we just win
CrossXhunteR: yeah
 korvys: @GreatGodOm Oh, yeah, good point
 YeetTheRich_: yeah turns out
 ElektroTal: wait, how were you at 0 cards already
 0011110000110011: yep
 TheDevil_Risen: yep it is
 korvys: @ElektroTal Doomsday
 shurtal: Shout out to Crim
 ElektroTal: did i miss a doomsday
aesir_blade: @ElektroTal doomsday
 WiJohn: Graham with the hot takes
Haroldholmes25: @ElektroTal t1 doomsday
 Sorator13: 
 Dumori: @ElektroTal Doomsday stack
azbyd: @ElektroTal doomsday turn 1
Erdeanmich: Thoracle is just that dumb
Ilyusion: doomsday t1
 MegaDosX: T1 Doomsday is pretty dumb but Thoracle is extra stupid
Ilyusion: this draft was wild
mattyraft44: his might be the greatest deck ever drafted.
 ElektroTal: i missed a doomsday, got it
Evandill: WHAAAAT?! Thoracel being stupid?
Evandill: Who would have thought
 Pywodwagon: hey shivam there was a t1 doomsday if you're not sure yet
Voidhawk42: 6 points in Canlander, a 100 card singleton format. Imagine how busted you can make it in 60 card 4-of.
 Bugberry: I wonder what the largest deck someone has had and won from resolving Thassa's Oracle
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CrossXhunteR: some limited game
 Pywodwagon: I did it with 8 in cube once
YakkShakk221B: alternate win con for Splinter Twin
the_grand_nan: What a fun deck 
 MegaDosX: THB limited also had a bunch of devotion stuff
azbyd: ahh some commanderplayer was probably in the doouble digits
 Sorator13: whelp, tried to clip that "wait, this card's stupid!" moment but my internet failed (staying with family rn)
 Pywodwagon: I was cat terferi'ing
 Sorator13: might come back to it in a few days
A_NO0B: didn't crim have like 6?
maefly2: am I crazy, or are they also running 41?
 Bugberry: I do like Devotion as an alternate win condition.
Ilyusion: mystical for thirst
Ilyusion: frantic not thirst whoops
 Dumori: @maefly2 nope another 41 card deck
maefly2: weird
 Dumori: They side in and for get to side out?
ThorSokar: 41 is the new 40
 Laurence72: I mean, they both could be true?
warkr0: we could always just archon them, no?
 xantos69: Well GUT changes our math.
 mistycloud21: Is the deck list be on the VOD?
 A_Dub888: Is there a spider pit we can knock Gut into? That works in BG3
Evandill: Gut's not bad at all
maefly2: later stepmom
Ilyusion: no wave no wave
 Pywodwagon: top deck necromancy
 Pywodwagon: lets go
 ElektroTal: all the baldur's gate skeleton tokens have menace
 MegaDosX: !card gut true soul zealot
  LRRbot: Gut, True Soul Zealot [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. If you do, create a 4/1 black Skeleton creature token with menace that's tapped and attacking. / Choose a Background
 Pywodwagon: can't cast it
Ilyusion: but they have sky clave
Coinman1863: I'm shocked that someone else managed to get the doomsday X reanimator deck aside from myself
 xantos69: Do we cut wishclaw?
 50keyz: the part about gut that always gets me is that the sacced creature doesnt have to be an attacker. it could be a durdle you just played for an etb effect like a wood elves
Ilyusion: welp
Ilyusion: this hand rocks
Coinman1863: We do just citadel them
 A_Dub888: Just kill them 
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Ilyusion: citadel t2 I think if we want
Dylanthesquig: be bold!
 xantos69: I mean... I know I citadel here.
 TheDevil_Risen: i like the archon plan
Ilyusion: archon loses hard to removal though right?
 TheDevil_Risen: given what i've seen of their deck
Ilyusion: ohh we win now
 A_Dub888: is disenchant in cube?
 mistycloud21: 🤞 Wish Sol ring was in standard.
 MegaDosX: @A_Dub888 They have a Loran who can blow it up
 Irsaan: @mistycloud21 I promise you don't.
 ElektroTal: i wish sol ring was in some kind of draft product beyond cube
 MegaDosX: Oh hey look I called it
 TheDevil_Risen: it would make the t2 Red deck even harder to beat
slagyo: it makes sense if you hate standard players
 Pywodwagon: anyways, necromancy
 Pywodwagon: LMAO
Ilyusion: then we get necro off wish
 TheWooglie: imagine if they put sol ring in commander
overZellous: LOL
Ilyusion: ahahahahaha
 ElektroTal: i want to play a deck with multiple sol rings
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warkr0: its so easy
Ilyusion: let’s go
overZellous: 
 Caineghest: lol
petey_vonwho: i also wish sol ring was in standard, because i don't play standard
Ilyusion: we are so gaming
l0rdrollin: magic: the gathering
 Dumori: @ElektroTal I'd love Conspircy 3 to be unhinged
 Irsaan: @ElektroTal Now this I like
 MegaDosX: @Pywodwagon Are you a sorcerer?
overZellous: !hard
 TehAmelie: greetings magical gentlemen
 A_Dub888: just topdeck 
 TehAmelie: and chat
Ilyusion: citadel with 29 life
 TheDevil_Risen: GG wp
Erdeanmich: This Deck seems very okay
 pn55: 
 Laurence72: Bravo!
MrBibz: most busted deck lmao
YakkShakk221B: 
Ilyusion: this draft rocked
 xantos69: 50 Well Played sirs.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 AttackCowboy: That was a hell of a deck
 TheDevil_Risen: Positive for the night!!! 
 Sorator13: \o/
SnowBuddy18: 3-0 6-0
YakkShakk221B: just play all of the good cards
CrossXhunteR: show me the ian
 wordlessRage: Let's frickin gooooo
 EternalRoxas: What a great stream
mattyraft44: this was so fun.  thanks guys.
ThorSokar: Curse as always, perfect Wheeler
 Sorator13: thanks for the stream, friends!
Flyingdelorion: LOL
 Laurence72: 3-0, 6-1
 RockPusher:    
Voidhawk42: GG. Take a shot of this deck before you quit, that one was an all time BANGER
 Dumori: Trophy bay-bay
 TheDevil_Risen: Thanks for the Stream Gents! 
TopHatPeezy: GGs ty guys
 Irsaan:    good good MTGO boiz
 TheWooglie: 
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 lamina5432: gnight
KeytarCat: Caramel caramel caramel!  Thanks for stream!
moseph_jedi: loved the cubes!
 pn55: It's a pleasure to watch Wheeler at work 
mattyraft44: love you guys
overZellous: hi youtube
Ilyusion: screenshot it wheels
slagyo: wheeler are you cubing more after?
redpandrake:  bye, great to watch
Flyingdelorion: Thanks for frying my brain! Loved it!
 GapFiller: !paypal
CrossXhunteR: 5 american dollars
YakkShakk221B: it was that orange earlier
maefly2: perfect vintage cubing, thank you gentlemen
 GapFiller: Christmas Caramel!
 SnackPak_:  food
 YeetTheRich_: wow i love food
 RockPusher: Ian and molten sugar 
 RockPusher:   
  Juliamon: !contacts
 0011110000110011: thanks for the stream
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 A_Dub888: Christmaramel
overZellous: !caramel
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YakkShakk221B: thanks for the stream gamers 
  Juliamon: the paypal link is in there
overZellous: ty ty
 Nigouki: but will there be dansen?
Scarbble: i guess we won the third match? i had to step away
  Juliamon: yeah
  Juliamon: 
 RockPusher:   
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a packet of acidic children
 accountmadeforants: Acidic Hotfix Spawn
  Juliamon: first time I've seen that one come up 🙏
 baltimore_667083: first time i've seen it too
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Go to the subreddit.
 baltimore_667083: @LRRbot way ahead of you
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 DrakoniteDev: what are we frying today?
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 accountmadeforants: Hopefully not sugar, getting hot sugar and oil on Ian would not turn out well.
 RockPusher:    
 TheAwkes: Milk. Sugar. Butter. Heart. By your powers combined, I am Captain Caramel!
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry! Tonight Ian is making caramel! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113682495095924536
TheAinMAP:   
 baltimore_667083: hi Ian!
 Nigouki: remind me chat, what was the Live bit loooooooong ago where they were tasked to make a thing completely from memory without any research? was that caramel?
QuixoticScrivener: a domesticated Ian has appeared!
 DrakoniteDev: hi 
  Juliamon: I think it was fudge, but it's very similar
 SnackPak_: @Nigouki I think that was fudge?
 RockPusher: delicious lava
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 Nigouki: two caramels died to bring us here
   LoadingReadyRun: Tonight's Recipe https://fearthecowboy.medium.com/caramel-3-0-a-new-beginning-a9a132c87900
 DoctorHutch: Paul always struck me as more of an upbeat than downbeat guy.
 RockPusher: salt: it makes stuff taste good
 0011110000110011: hey ian hey chat
 DrakoniteDev: @DoctorHutch Nah, he sings shanties, which are mostly on the downbeat.
 MAPBoardgames: Making caramel? Sweet!
Natural_Ones_Only: "I think it should be fine" famous last words
 RockPusher: butter: it makes stuff taste good
  NapalmSideburns: @RockPusher it doesn't help pickles though
 SnackPak_: uh oh
A_NO0B: oops
 Nigouki: @SnackPak_ It does indeed appear to be fudge, it was also the cursed cat asshole episode
 Cptasparagus: speaking of cookware, last stream people were talking about the potential issue with black plastic cookware. That study was actually found to have "missed" a decimal point on the recommended tolerable dose so there isnt anywhere near as much risk as thought.
redpandrake: 
MWGNZ: 
 accountmadeforants: sugar: it makes stuff taste good
 Nigouki: just grab a coke, it's like 50% corn syrup by weight
 LostThePirate: 
 RockPusher: gonna cease up some caramel tonight
ghyllnox: Is there any Mountain Dew left over? 
 niccus: this is the last time you've crossed big corn
 pn55: Anyone available to make a quick shopping run?
 0011110000110011: close enough
 RockPusher: though if this is meant to be low-and-slow, maybe we get away with it?
 DaniellNaruta: corn syrup isnt required, it just makes it easier
 WiJohn: Store VLOG?
  Juliamon: We could just.... restart
 SnackPak_: Paul will keep us company
ghyllnox: "Extended break" lmao
 Nigouki: carameldansen until someone comes to the rescue?
  Juliamon: this 20 minutes never happened
 SymphonySolstice: hold!
MWGNZ: o7
 RockPusher: TTSF Will Return
misskale: Corn syrup and high fructose corn syrup are different food
 Laurence72: Give Ian a piece of toast to put in his mouth, he'll be 2X as fast
 niccus: quick draft cube again
 WellFedGames: Forget what happened?
 MalFnord: Something happened?
ghyllnox: Glad it's relatively close by at least
redpandrake: caramel draft was a fail, going to constructed
ANeMzero: nothing happened, everything is fine
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TrustworthyKnottyDoveBibleThump-nKZcfk4wZCcwBs3Y
 LostThePirate: 
 Laurence72: @MalFnord No, this isn't Loading Ready Live
 RockPusher: sideboarding in some corn syrup
misskale: Just please make sure Ian knows corn syrup isn't hfcs
  Juliamon: TTSF will (re)start after a missing ingredient is acquired.
   LoadingReadyRun: Ian is still wearing his microphone, let's see how good the range is!
 RockPusher: 
 Laurence72: 
 accountmadeforants: In a similar vein, I realized literally today I was missing powdered sugar. I always have powdered sugar but must have forgotten to write it down. (And no, blitzing up regular sugar is... not a very good idea.)
KeytarCat: Looks like you can use cream of tartar for the same effect?  Cohesion bonus
 niccus: so it is actually more important to have corn syrup because it's low and slow -- the mismatching sugar's job is to prevent premature crystallization
 accountmadeforants: Haha, spy action from afar
 RealGamerCow: oh did Ian forget ingredients?
  Juliamon: In the meantime, we can all read over the linked recipe.
   LoadingReadyRun: oh, there I lost it. He might have got across the street
 SnackPak_: 
 RealGamerCow: Lav mics are usually good for 30-50 feet IIRC?
 accountmadeforants: Turn the stream back on and build a better antenna and signal amplifier
 RockPusher: across the street sounds like a decent distance, especially through an outer wall
7gorobei: btw epic game store is giving away a game ever 24 hrs until the 31st, today is vampire survivors
 accountmadeforants: I wonder if the store clerk will notice the lav mic and start looking around for hidden cameras. (Or suspect Ian of being a secret shopper, and ask for his ID just in case.)
misskale: I really hope he gets the right ingredient
misskale: Because they aren't interchangeable
KeytarCat: What are we missing and why aren't they interchangeable?
 DrakoniteDev: hey chat, what is a good chill game that does not require fast reactions nor paying close attention? (bonus if on gamepass, PS+, or was in humble choice)
 RockPusher: I assume he's going for the home supply rather than buying new
misskale: Corn syrup.
7gorobei: high fructose corn juice
 Too_Many_Knives: Just got here. From chat I gather Ian forgot something?
misskale: Not interchangeable with high fructose corn syrup
 Too_Many_Knives: Ah
misskale: HFCS and Corn syrup are very different
 Nigouki: he'll come back with a bunch of corn and will have to get the syrup out of them first
   LoadingReadyRun: I wish I knew more about wireless mic antenna optimization. I'm sure there is a better configuration then what we currently have (where the two antenna's are quite close to each other)
 accountmadeforants: @DrakoniteDev Poly Bridge?
misskale: HFCS is mostly fructose and corn syrup is glucose.
  Juliamon: it's kinda in the name
 DrakoniteDev: @accountmadeforants specific one, or the whole series is good?
misskale: Yeah. But people read corn syrup and think they're the same ingredient. HFCS won't make good caramel at all.
 Too_Many_Knives: 
 accountmadeforants: @DrakoniteDev I think there's only two of them, and yeah, they're both good. (The second one is basically a small engine upgrade with some new levels. So get whichever one is cheapest)
 Nigouki: surprisingly fast
 RockPusher:   
 MalFnord: That was quick
 Too_Many_Knives: I guess the mini can really go?
 TheMerricat: Well that was the fastest 20 minutes I've ever seen
 pleonasticTautology: thank you for that pinned comment @juliamon, i was about to ask
 DrakoniteDev: @accountmadeforants I have 3 of them in my steam library already! I guess from humble
 accountmadeforants: @DrakoniteDev Ah ha! And this is how I learn there's a third one 
KeytarCat: What does corn syrup do in a candy recipe?
redpandrake: The difference in molecule structure can mean the difference between a fine treat and angry crystal clump
KeytarCat: Why is it so important to have?
redpandrake: It helps certain bonds form and be tasty
misskale: Corn syrup will keep it chewy
KeytarCat: ah
misskale: Rather than crystalizing
 Nigouki: hey, some of us are into angry crystal clumps
redpandrake: By all means, rock candy is cool
 TheMerricat: Depending on how you play it, Endless Sky is a very nice 'low reaction, low attention' free game. It's a spritual successor to the old Escape Velocity games from the Mac but open source. It's on Steam and GoG, and you can just download it directly if you want.
  SmithKurosaki: Did Ian have to go home for something?
 TheMerricat: @SmithKurosaki Corn Syrup
 Too_Many_Knives: @SmithKurosaki I gather he needed corn syrup
 accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants Anyway, I hope you'll enjoy them. They're one of my go-to "just want to chill but also play a game" games.
KeytarCat: I'm running an astrology caster in Elden Ring, I like angy crystals
  Juliamon: Crystals are nice, but we were promised caramel
redpandrake: @KeytarCat heck yeah, magic rocks
 TheMerricat: Is Caramel just surgar decrystalized?
 TheMerricat: Sugar even
  Juliamon: No
 accountmadeforants: The crystals must vibe with the aura of confectionary
redpandrake: Caramel creates several new compounds not found in sugar
 DrakoniteDev: @accountmadeforants yeah, thanks. will give it a go. my brain is too cooked from work to do much
  Juliamon: Reposting the recipe: https://fearthecowboy.medium.com/caramel-3-0-a-new-beginning-a9a132c87900
  Juliamon: it discusses what is important to make caramel caramel
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