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hey nerds! 
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ihlendrax: !box
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Juliamon: Game needs fixing (title is correct)
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@baskwalla 
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northos:
nice filter
jessicaengle: 132 is many of months!
aerohydra: color?
RockPusher: all the filters!
theamc2000: the filter is funny
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northos:
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MegaDosX: Awoo
UnkeptFlea: woof
Dread_Pirate_Westley: !updog
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Earthenone:
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Mindfire13: woof
DrChillbrain: woof
MegaDosX:
theamc2000: there was a filter?
MegaDosX: Say the line Bart
jessicaengle: No Jade emote yet
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"45:36?" That can't be right! 
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OldUncleDan: I hear the Duct Tape meta is very strong here.
MegaDosX: Isn't it 36?
QuixoticScrivener: don't forget snow!
Mindfire13: 32 i think
circusofkirkus: Keep Your Stick on the Ice Commander?
Rogue_07: Festivus for the rest of us!
SnowBuddy18: it seems to be 32
MegaDosX: Yeah it's 32
adept_nekomancer: I'm getting 32 if you count colorless as one
Earthenone: !patreon
Earthenone: !store
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bwk789: Kathleen, is there a playlist for the mosh
Kentosaurus: if we're airing grievances, I got a lotta problems with you people
bwk789: deck
MegaDosX: Ten guilds, ten three-colour, five four-colour, five mono-colour, WUBRG, and colourless
Hansk_and_Boo: Gruulzilla!
RockPusher: Buy the DVDs, help Beej clean out the warehouse!
RetroHibiscus: grits
Hadouken_lol_catz: oatmeal
MegaDosX: Krusty-brand Imitation Gruel
Aceviru: The well done kind
definenull: Tang?
BlackCherry55: oatmeal with raisens
protocol_gamma: ?
TheRatKings: PLEASE do not smash rats
theamc2000: rice
nyxlux: gross
Rogue_07: Gruel is just watery oatmeal
circusofkirkus: gruel is dust with water
MegaDosX: Serge doesn't understand the concept of gruel
NotCainNorAbel: Thank you Wheeler
Welbog: We got two Bens this holiday?! Yessss
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adept_nekomancer: If you can afford better gruel, then you're not eating gruel.
jessicaengle: Gruel is long overdue for an upgrade
MegaDosX: Serge showing his privilege right now
RockPusher: festive holiday turkey protein shake
accountmadeforants: Liver paté is where it's at for gruel
accountmadeforants:
aitsu100: chicken nuggies the gruul of chicken food
Aceviru: Haha
MegaDosX:
Shots fired 
Hadouken_lol_catz: the shots
Xavbull: WOOOO!!!!!!
Aceviru: HELL YEAH
Redbassist:
iris_of_ether:
micalovits: I also really like Serges shirt, that you can get on...
JDMan94: GOTTEM
TheWriterAleph: Bozango.
ztghostie: We're feeling punchy tonight
definenull: What are they doing tonight? Catching strays, apparently
Marvoleath: We seem to be on Just Chatting still
IbunWest: I see we are getting the Christmas family fight out of the way early
Sage0fMadness:
GhostValv: D:
jessicaengle: LRR so funny(tm)
ztghostie: What does that make Is This Your Card? Hardtack?
gualdhar: #BlameJames
Juliamon: !dragonshield
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
Robot_Bones: if you can't trust a spreadsheet who can you trust
accountmadeforants: A spreadsheet for jokes, maximizing comedy efficiency
Hadouken_lol_catz:
dragonshield pruple 
MegaDosX: I have some copper Dragon Shield sleeves that I quite like
Aceviru: Alcohol wipes
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ztghostie: makes them last longer
RockPusher: Serge pulls out a dremel and a polishing wheel
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MegaDosX: Oh those are some spicy commanders
Rogue_07: I was hoping for some gruulfriends....
LRRbot: Slinza, the Spiked Stampede [4G] | Legendary Creature — Beast [5/5] | Beast spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. / Each other Beast creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / Whenever Slinza or another creature with power 4 or greater enters, you may pay {1}{R/G}. When you do, Slinza fights target creature you don't control.
MegaDosX: This looks fun
TheWriterAleph: commander of convenience
Marvoleath: We seem to be on Just Chatting category still, might want to update @LoadingReadyRun
Fruan: Season's Beatings
DirectorStephanie:
I hope you...buuuuurn 
SymphonySolstice: #donkeybits
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redpandrake:
let's go
Rogue_07: Wheeler is a beast confirmed
definenull: The shots are still firing I see
RockPusher: Questing Beast and 99 other cards?
LoadingReadyRun: @Marvoleath oops! thanks
DirectorStephanie:
@LadyAtarka 
LadyAtarka: No one playing Atarka? Criminal....
PipeSmokingOwl: So wheeler has brought the Christmas Beast for the Whos in Whovilles roasting
Mr_Bitterness: That's a nice 5 mana 5/5
jimbosliczor91: first time catching FNPF live. Excited to watch LRR gameplay in real time.
Wicker_Guide: @LadyAtarka no one wanted to steal your thunder
MegaDosX: Yeah the Jumpstart commanders do that
LRRbot: Mosswort Bridge | Land | Hideaway 4 / Mosswort Bridge enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {G}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if creatures you control have total power 10 or greater.
MegaDosX: They're all cast for monocolour and have an ability that costs hybrid mana
Bugberry: Not the first Fight themed Gruul legend.
DirectorStephanie:
@jimbosliczor91 Welcome, friend!
MegaDosX: !card neyith of the dire hunt
LRRbot: Neyith of the Dire Hunt [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Whenever one or more creatures you control fight or become blocked, draw a card. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {2}{R/G}. If you do, double target creature's power until end of turn. That creature must be blocked this combat if able.
LRRbot: Wildsear, Scouring Maw [3RG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Wolf [6/6] | Trample / Enchantment spells you cast from your hand have cascade.
Cptasparagus: bloodbraid elf on the shelf
MegaDosX: That's fantastic
bytecaster: That dog likes chaos
Cptasparagus: <#
Cptasparagus:
*
MegaDosX: En fuego
tehfewl: Bloomburrow representing half the pod
ProcyonFlynn: Just a lil 6/6 for 5
Bugberry: They ARE fire
Dog_of_Myth: Did someone say chaos?
Diabore: oh i just looked at commanders, ben is the problem
LRRbot: Copperline Gorge | Land | Copperline Gorge enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LadyAtarka: Flample > Trample
Rogue_07: I understood that reference, Ben!
Mr_Bitterness: That wolf's gonna dunk on Pippen, he's so on fire.
Fruan: The secret Gruul mechanic is "Big"
DirectorStephanie: @MegaDosX Simply...en fuego.
LRRbot: Bello, Bard of the Brambles [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Raccoon Bard [3/3] | During your turn, each non-Equipment artifact and non-Aura enchantment you control with mana value 4 or greater is a 4/4 Elemental creature in addition to its other types and has indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
GhostValv: got there
DirectorStephanie:
RockPusher:
\ / ♫
ProcyonFlynn:
I absolutely adore Bello. He's lowkey terrifying/dangerous though
TimIAm: Oh good I'm just in time
Rob_Racoon:
noSmokeFire: Crash Pandas!
jacqui_lantern234: serge out here playing Gruul Battle Bots... i love it
Rogue_07: No Serge, it's a raccoon, not a sheep
MegaDosX: They even both have black sleeves
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
DirectorStephanie:
@Rob_Racoon your time to shine!
OldUncleDan: Lawnmower Elf!
Diabore: bens the problem
MegaDosX: Yeah nobody plays this guy
jacqui_lantern234:
love my Unkeep step
micalovits: Booooo Ben!
YeomanAres: Fair magic
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrif…
Rogue_07: Go for the eyes!
TheAwkes: Little known Mgaic™ fact: Llanowar is at the North Pole.
Aceviru: Haha Wheeler's exit
YeetTheRich_: wow this card can be your commander
Dog_of_Myth: Ben is going for the eyes
jacqui_lantern234:
MY BOY 
justalog96: Wheeler is gooooone
IbunWest: so it’s archnemesis
thatguysteve2709: Ben going agro
adept_nekomancer: I didn't realize we were playing archenemy.
Arnye1984: Is that an ice age forest good taste serge
Marvoleath: Computer, play "feel the rain on my skin"
singinnonsense: Swords for everyone !!
cmdrud87: Minsc & Boo, Bane of multiple formats
tehfewl: Feel the Rain on your Skin
justalog96: Serge! It's the whole bit!!!
ProcyonFlynn: "Reading the card ... "
MegaDosX: Honestly the table can probably keep up with Minsc and Boo, especially if Ben built it in a fun way
northos: I'm with Serge here tbh
micalovits: To be fair it is much more disgusting in 1v1 than commander, like most walkers
MegaDosX: These other commanders are potent
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DirectorStephanie: @ProcyonFlynn ...explains the card?!
noSmokeFire: Super Acquintances
Khalstrom: Lets go Samut!
Ukon_Cairns: just because it says it Can be your commander doesnt mean it Should.
MegaDosX: It says a lot
Fruan: @noSmokeFire Hah!
LoadingReadyRun: Minsc is fine, but Boo is too powerful
UnknownFriday: I was about to say, there's 20 different Chandras, what else do you have room for in your deck.
northos: "can be your commander" is extremely arbitrary text that players of other formats have no reason to care about
Diabore: i am already pointing at ben
TheWriterAleph: Boo, The Immortal
MegaDosX: Uh, of note
Aceviru: (three)
MegaDosX: Three counters, not one
micalovits: No ben, not "a" counter, 3 counters
Rogue_07: Fling the Boo!
Bugberry: @northos same as "choose a background" or "partner" on lots of Legends that show up in other formats.
DirectorStephanie:
This stream is perfect for working on my hostess gift for my aunt's Christmas event. Hoping everyone is doing well this holiday season, in chat and on set 
kumatsu: draw only if it's a Hamster
Hansk_and_Boo: Is there a special Boo token?
Diabore: only draw for hamster
jessicaengle:
MegaDosX: Ben make sure you read that first ability, it's three counters not one counter
jacqui_lantern234: fun fact, i commissioned an artist friend to draw me Hamtaro to use as a token instead of buying a Boo token
kumatsu:
so turn Sarkhan into a Hamster instead of a Dragon 
cmdrud87: hmm... gruul shaoeshifters?
cmdrud87: *p
noSmokeFire: with bloomburrow, we could ALMOST do a hamster kindred deck with M&B as the commander
LRRbot: Spire Garden | Land | Spire Garden enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
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DirectorStephanie: @jacqui_lantern234 that's amazing. I love this.
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
micalovits: Ahhhm the worse elf
Juliamon: jacqui_lantern234 9/10, should have been Ebichu but your heart was in the right place
justalog96: Fetch land. Kill him.
jacqui_lantern234: @DirectorStephanie i picked it up from her back in May, and i NEARLY cried in the middle of Anime North's artist alley
LRRbot: Sanctum Weaver [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Dryad [0/2] | {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of enchantments you control.
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon listen, i grew up watching hamtaro
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
DirectorStephanie:
@jacqui_lantern234 see? that's why supporting creatives is so important. I know they felt they nailed it in that moment. 
LRRbot: Karplusan Forest | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. Karplusan Forest deals 1 damage to you.
LadyAtarka: I love Taiga
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
Bugberry: I just looked it up, there are 3 Beast manadorks, but only 1 that can be in these decks.
LRRbot: Krosan Warchief [2G] | Creature — Beast [2/2] | Beast spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / {1}{G}: Regenerate target Beast.
Mr_Bitterness: Mmm, two turns of ramping
jacqui_lantern234: @DirectorStephanie separate but related note, i cry every time someone commissions me for my art XD
YeetTheRich_: oh yeah
YeetTheRich_: good beast
warkr0: thats the stuff
JinaMahavira: oo a card i own
chriswr5: mr beast
DirectorStephanie:
I just realized (and I'm sure someone's already pointed this out but...) it's a Bylaw & Order game tonight! 
LRRbot: Destiny Spinner [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Human [2/3] | Creature and enchantment spells you control can't be countered. / {3}{G}: Target land you control becomes an X/X Elemental creature with trample and haste until end of turn, where X is the number of enchantments you control. It's still a land.
DirectorStephanie:
@jacqui_lantern234 I hope to someday be commissioned for my cross stitch. 
cheers to you, fellow art fren
micalovits: Does the Krosan Warchief also have a mox on him like the Goblin Warchief?
jimbosliczor91: Wheeler with the Scourge Classic.
Marvoleath: @micalovits yes, I believe on its collar
LRRbot: Sylvan Scavenging [1GG] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / • Create a 3/3 green Raccoon creature token if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
Bugberry: Countering could theoretically become relevant if someone tries to play an Aura against something with Ward.
Diabore: ooh new card
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LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
CypherRaze: Yayy the cards for my Eggs deck came in for commander
DirectorStephanie:
caw caw!
Rogue_07: Mmmm....Christmas ham, ster.
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrif…
avjamethyst: I'm sure I've given several of you boo tokens
johnnylongtorso: Encyclopedia Ben and the Case of the Missing Legendary Tokens
definenull: Feel the rain in your skin...
Rogue_07: Raphael's Final Act
Rogue_07: it slaps so hard
Dog_of_Myth: @Rogue_07 No lies detected
LRRbot: The Shire | Legendary Land | The Shire enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. / {T}: Add {G}. / {1}{G}, {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Create a Food token.
RockPusher: chicken noodle word soup?
LRRbot: Delighted Halfling [G] | Creature — Halfling Citizen [1/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell, and that spell can't be countered.
noSmokeFire: the hamster has hample
DirectorStephanie: "just"
Sage0fMadness: do you remember the Shire Mr Frodo
LRRbot: Slinza, the Spiked Stampede [4G] | Legendary Creature — Beast [5/5] | Beast spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. / Each other Beast creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / Whenever Slinza or another creature with power 4 or greater enters, you may pay {1}{R/G}. When you do, Slinza fights target creature you don't control.
Marvoleath: a miniature giant space hamster
DirectorStephanie:
I hope you...burn
TheAwkes: There is an Anime™
Rogue_07: remember the comically oversized testicles, Kathleen
Semaph:
Love the art of that John Avon forest Wheeler has 
johnnylongtorso: John Avon land art is the best
LRRbot: Wildsear, Scouring Maw [3RG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Wolf [6/6] | Trample / Enchantment spells you cast from your hand have cascade.
Marvoleath:
weird dog 
Semaph:
Math is for blockers! 
BusTed:
DirectorStephanie:
shufflecats everywhere!
iris_of_ether: Season's Beatings, Melee Christmas, Ho ho holy heck
Rob_Racoon: More raccoons!
micalovits: The new animated movie is also pretty good if you want to watch something new
Cptasparagus: okay but then you have to watch the hobbit too
Cptasparagus: all 3 of them
jimbosliczor91: they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard.
Rogue_07: The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
Sage0fMadness: (to isengard to isengard)
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Rogue_07: @Sage0fMadness high five!
singinnonsense: never been hungry
Semaph: Tell me where is Gandalf?
Fruan: Don't game hungry, kids
Sage0fMadness: @Rogue_07 perfectly timed!
Mai_Andra: Well you see, they had all these hippos...
PipeSmokingOwl: never hungry gamed? but you love halflings, they sound well made for it
adambomb625: Is there a boxing day stream this year? It's not on the calendar.
PipeSmokingOwl: im sure it would be fine
jimbosliczor91: what did you say?
Juliamon: adambomb625 Nope, it's being rolled into LRL
DirectorStephanie: ok that is adorable. Great job Kathleen
LRRbot: Season of Gathering [4GG] | Sorcery | Choose up to five {P} worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once. / {P} — Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control. It gains vigilance and trample until end of turn. / {P}{P} — Choose artifact or enchantment. Destroy all permanents of the chosen type. / {P}{P}{P} — Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
Marvoleath: @adambomb625 not enough ppl to box
cmdrud87: "Are we getting hunger games'd?" - Kathleen (as Ashley) many years ago.
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LRRbot: Nesting Grounds | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Move a counter from target permanent you control onto another target permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.
HadesLeprechaun: Season of (Magic the) Gathering
LRRbot: Wrenn and Seven [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Wrenn [5] | [+1]: Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. / [0]: Put any number of land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / [−3]: Create a green Treefolk creature token with reach and "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control." / [−8]: Return all permanent cards from your…
micalovits: Just cascade into another blood braid elf
Semaph: Wrenn and Seven, isn't that 8 people to the party?
LadyAtarka: I honestly have no idea who to root for lol
MegaDosX: I do hope nobody invited Eight
Sage0fMadness: Wrenn & Seven Ate Nine
Marvoleath: Wrenn ahe seven dwarves?
TheWriterAleph: Wrenn & Stimpy
Mindfire13: Its the Christmas tree!
Semaph: @TheWriterAleph lol
Sage0fMadness:
Mai_Andra: my brain... i really thought Ben was about to play "Ren & Stimpy"
jimbosliczor91: I want a Wrenn and 7.5
Rogue_07: @LadyAtarka username checks out lol
Semaph: @jimbosliczor91 Un-set, Wrenn and six.66
DirectorStephanie: get yoted
tehfewl: @Semaph repeating of course
Sage0fMadness: Wrenn and her Commander Deck (it's a Seven)
Semaph: Wrenn and the Seven Dwarves
MegaDosX: Go for the eyes, Boo!
Semaph: Wrenn is Snow White?
Marvoleath: throwing a hamster on the weird dog, that's a wild party already
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ztghostie:
Cedric Phillips called Minsc & Boo "griselbrand but they pay" and I think its a fitting nickname
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
MegaDosX: Yeah the tokens are */*s
LRRbot: Wall of Roots [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/5] | Defender / Put a −0/−1 counter on Wall of Roots: Add {G}. Activate only once each turn.
johnnylongtorso: the BOUNCER
LRRbot: Anara, Wolvid Familiar [3G] | Legendary Creature — Wolf Beast [4/4] | During your turn, commanders you control have indestructible. / Partner
micalovits: So just cast Armageddon til kill the tree
kumatsu: Wrenn blazed out
DirectorStephanie: there was a noise complaint
definenull: F wrenn
LRRbot: Valgavoth's Lair | Enchantment Land | Hexproof / Valgavoth's Lair enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Sage0fMadness: casting your lands? sneaky
LRRbot: Rancor [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When Rancor is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Rancor to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: Technically this cascades yeah
Marvoleath: @Sage0fMadness to be fair it's an enchantment
micalovits: !deck
Fruan: That raccoon holds a grudge
johnnylongtorso: rancoon
Sage0fMadness:
@Marvoleath still a land
definenull:
Summoning pact?
micalovits: They sure are a week old
MegaDosX: Those are Gladiator decks
Juliamon: we haven't been provided the lists yet
Sage0fMadness: Urza's Saga?
Sage0fMadness: not a good fit here necessarily
MegaDosX: Yeah you have to cascade into something you can cast
Marvoleath:
@Sage0fMadness still a land
ekplayscards:
well well well if it isn't my favorite people
MegaDosX: I don't think there are any zero mana enchantment spells
IbunWest:
angry racc
Sage0fMadness:
@Marvoleath yeah not a good fit 
responding to the "what are 0 mana enchantments"
YeetTheRich_: wheeler grima arc
h3rsh3yb4r: wheeler learned mind control
Strebenherz: have no fear, have no fear, ben ben the grand vizeer is here
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LRRbot: Bello, Bard of the Brambles [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Raccoon Bard [3/3] | During your turn, each non-Equipment artifact and non-Aura enchantment you control with mana value 4 or greater is a 4/4 Elemental creature in addition to its other types and has indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
LRRbot: Weatherlight [4] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [4/5] | Flying / Whenever Weatherlight deals combat damage to a player, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a historic card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Crew 3
MegaDosX: Oooh
DirectorStephanie:
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MegaDosX: So is it a 4/4 unless you crew it, then it becomes a 4/5?
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johnnylongtorso: reading the card explains the card, and makes the game last longer
grax_strife: doesn't Wheeler's commander have a trigger?
Pywodwagon: if only there was a podcast I could hear people talk about bloomburrow commander
Mr_Bitterness: @MegaDosX I think it'd always be a 4/4 on Serge's turn, then a 4/5 if its crewed on any other turn
Juliamon: Updated !decks.
ekplayscards: yes it does!
Pywodwagon: maybe with a live episode
BusTed:
MegaDosX: @Mr_Bitterness Got it. Bello weird, yo.
Marvoleath:
@Juliamon thanks 
ekplayscards: Slinza's absolutely insane cool
A_Dub888: does the weatherlight have a carhorn (or similar)?
Sage0fMadness:
@ekplayscards Ditto friendo 
johnnylongtorso: it probably has a ship's bell, at least
ekplayscards: and slinza can fight ANYTHING
ekplayscards: not specifically the thing that enters too
Pywodwagon: it will look ahead to what it will be
MegaDosX: That's hilarious
A_Dub888: @ekplayscards you're absolutely insane cool
ekplayscards:
@A_Dub888 no u
singinnonsense: it's a great henge
Sage0fMadness: Slinza is just grown-up Krosan Warchief so I'm really glad we saw them together
LRRbot: Skysovereign, Consul Flagship [5] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [6/5] | Flying / Whenever Skysovereign, Consul Flagship enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. / Crew 3
DirectorStephanie: @ekplayscards forgive the ignorant question but like, does that include lands too?
Dog_of_Myth:
@Sage0fMadness
Rogue_07: Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit has emerged
A_Dub888: @ekplayscards how dare (appreciative)
adept_nekomancer: Serge is playing mono boat
johnnylongtorso: #TeamBen
ekplayscards: lol i mean i did actually consider playing slinza as an animated lands deck with earth surge to do exactly that
kumatsu: Serge pivoting to being a Boat Streamer
Marvoleath: It could be a boat!
Marvoleath: !box
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LRRbot: Oath of Chandra [1R] | Legendary Enchantment | When Oath of Chandra enters, it deals 3 damage to target creature an opponent controls. / At the beginning of each end step, if a planeswalker entered the battlefield under your control this turn, Oath of Chandra deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Bugberry: I can't wait for the boats we'll get in the Final Fantasy set.
Larkonus: The world is on fire and could end soon, can't we all have a mid-life crisis as a treat?
DirectorStephanie: Wonder when we get the review of that Bond film @LRRbot mentioned for From Rewatch with Love
MegaDosX: lmao whoops
LRRbot: Jaya, Fiery Negotiator [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jaya [4] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 red Monk creature token with prowess. / [−1]: Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. You may play that card this turn. / [−2]: Choose target creature an opponent controls. Whenever you attack this turn, Jaya, Fiery Negotiator deals damage equal to the number of attacking creatures to that creature. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a red insta…
A_Dub888: Fire Mom!
MegaDosX: Jaya knows how to party properly
A_Dub888: @MegaDosX more fire?
MegaDosX: I have some bad news.
ekplayscards: jaya ballard task mage plot armor when
bytecaster: Jaya, Pushed By Kitty
Dog_of_Myth: Ghost Jaya
Mr_Bitterness: We all like Jaya, THANKS Phyrexian Ajani
Bugberry: I like how the Jaya planeswalker cards are all about teaching others how to burn.
A_Dub888: wow spoilers
noSmokeFire: Jaya the Spirit Dragon
Pywodwagon: we just got a new Koma and hes dead
A_Dub888:
MegaDosX:
The difference is he hasn't been killed 
Aceviru: Remember when Jace died that one time
Diabore: he homere'd into a hedge
bytecaster: Maybe Jaya can become a ghost on Dominaria
bytecaster: *Ravnica
MegaDosX: I think Jaya only comes back in a supplemental set, or if they do a new Foundations-like set when that finally rotates out
singinnonsense: he got corrupted but didn't die
DirectorStephanie:
@Larkonus sure, so long as we get to have fun with our friends while we do it 
kumatsu: Serge you're thinking of him being cursed by the Chain Veil
Marvoleath: So far Elspeth keeps the record for returns from death iirc
Rogue_07: I *cannot* picture Garruk as James Acaster
Sage0fMadness: @ekplayscards somehow I forgot that card existed, immediately remedying that for my Moritte Lands deck
Juliamon: Venser and Gideon sitting in hell grumbling about Elspeth
tryllebanjo: Jaya, the Undying Persistent Zombie Phyrexian Angel Fungus. #jayalivesforever
A_Dub888: @Juliamon Gideon's in hell?
LadyAtarka: @Juliamon And Dack
Aceviru: Don't worry, we'll see Dack soon. I'm sure.
Dog_of_Myth: Nah, Gideon is chilling with his homies
MegaDosX: Oh no.
ekplayscards: @Sage0fMadness oooo that's a hottie idea right there!
MegaDosX: Ben you gotta do it now
Mr_Bitterness: Inside your beast is a slightly smaller beast
Juliamon: I could see Gideon doing an Orpheus for someone
LRRbot: Outcaster Trailblazer [2G] | Creature — Human Druid [4/2] | When Outcaster Trailblazer enters, add one mana of any color. / Whenever another creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card. / Plot {2}{G}
MegaDosX: Well that's spicy with this deck
Bugberry: I love the druids in OTJ.
LRRbot: Herald of Ilharg [2RG] | Creature — Boar Beast [3/3] | Trample / Whenever you cast a creature spell, put two +1/+1 counters on Herald of Ilharg. If that spell has mana value 5 or greater, Herald of Ilharg deals damage equal to the number of counters on it to each opponent.
noSmokeFire: Harold, that kills people!
MegaDosX: Oh boy this thing
tehfewl: Herald
ekplayscards: herald of ilharg goes ilhard
definenull: Pig!
Marvoleath: beeg peeg
ShaneLeeAtk: Razorpig
Bugberry: Same as the Razeboar Forerunners
DirectorStephanie: the most wild of the 30-50 wild hogs
DaxStrife: There's always a bigger pig.
Larkonus: "That's a big pig!" "Wait until you see the even bigger one!"
Mr_Bitterness: Biggus Piggus
neisan2112: Pig from Clue for some reason.
Sage0fMadness: @ekplayscards Bounce all nonlands, win with commander damage, it's a good time!
Wicker_Guide: *Deep Breath* "ANNOUNCING. MR. PIG"
SquareDotCube: The ham-berger of things to come
MegaDosX: Amazing
Aceviru: @SquareDotCube Nice
Bugberry: End-Raze Forerunners is basically a pack of these guys.
Sage0fMadness: Rhytham of the Wild
kumatsu: I'm imagining a pile of ipads in the corner of the news station
MegaDosX: That monk came to the wrong party
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Mr_Bitterness: That monk was so happy being Jaya's Plus One
tehfewl: my tablet is at 51%
MegaDosX: Is it cascade time?
Marvoleath:
@tehfewl good, so you can keep the life scores now
LRRbot: Overlord of the Boilerbilges [4RR] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [5/5] | Impending 4—{2}{R}{R} / Whenever Overlord of the Boilerbilges enters or attacks, it deals 4 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Skye_Stryke: I was really hoping for Guild Feud there but Boilerbilges is a good second
LRRbot: Kenrith's Transformation [1G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Kenrith's Transformation enters, draw a card. / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3.
micalovits: Also rude to not have the reminder text
johnnylongtorso: come on, it's not like Magic has a lot of keywords
Marvoleath: !card wildsear
LRRbot: Wildsear, Scouring Maw [3RG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Wolf [6/6] | Trample / Enchantment spells you cast from your hand have cascade.
bytecaster: That pig is an elk now
MegaDosX: It's still a 4/4 hilariously
northos:
let's rotate the ipads!
definenull: A pelk
Sage0fMadness: Outlander is pretty sick tbh
tryllebanjo: @northos aaand now I'm hearing the music from DB xD
MegaDosX: Yeah there were a few good options to elk there
johnnylongtorso: a peek behind the curtain
tehfewl: blazed too hard
A_Dub888: B-
MegaDosX: Did Kathleen draw her card from Kenrith's?
Marvoleath:
northos:
hey wait a minute these overlord cards might be really strong!
Veshnikard: Did Kathleen draw a card?
MegaDosX: "Bah humbug" - Kathleen, probably
micalovits: GRull Smash, no think
Bugberry: @northos I think the worst one is probably the Green or Blue one and even they are great.
Marvoleath: @Bugberry Green one is quite busted though
Marvoleath: insta domain too
Bugberry: @Marvoleath if you are going hard on ramp probably. White and Red ones especially are good in anything.
LoadingReadyRun:
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MegaDosX: I opened the black one in a bundle and haven't found a home for it yet
Rogue_07: There's a Red Spy joke in here somewhere, I can't find it tho
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LRRbot: Visions of Phyrexia [2RR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't play a card from exile this turn, create a tapped Powerstone token.
MegaDosX: Ben it's basically Outpost Siege that also can make Powerstones
Rogue_07: Hi Craig!
tehfewl: Craig
LRRbot: Rootbound Crag | Land | Rootbound Crag enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Forest. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LRRbot: Innkeeper's Talent [1G] | Enchantment — Class | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {G}: Level 2 / Permanents you control with counters on them have ward {1}. / {3}{G}: Level 3 / If you would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead.
micalovits: So cracked it broke the card reader
plaidanddrpepper: Secrets reveled!
TrentSSB: We can see their secrets!
MegaDosX: Oh shit
MegaDosX: This is part of a one-shot combo in Standard with compleated Vraska
Aceviru: That boo about to be a BOO
noSmokeFire: it's actually better than doubling season here, right? since DS cares about effects, not costs?
Marvoleath:
MegaDosX: Yeah it's closer to Vorinclex Monstrous Raider
Mr_Bitterness: And yes, Giant Space Hamsters are a thing, specifically in Spelljammer
LRRbot: Beast Within [2G] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
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micalovits: And probably some ramp
MegaDosX: Beast Within?
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Marvoleath: only counts red instants and sorcs
LRRbot: Return of the Wildspeaker [4G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Draw cards equal to the greatest power among non-Human creatures you control. / • Non-Human creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn.
noSmokeFire: le craig
A_Dub888: isn't "kweh" the chocobo sound?
Rogue_07: Excuse me, I believe it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove".
Marvoleath: overlords are basically titans
raulghoulia: maybe Ben has Luxior
LRRbot: Overlord of the Hauntwoods [3GG] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [6/5] | Impending 4—{1}{G}{G} / Whenever Overlord of the Hauntwoods enters or attacks, create a tapped colorless land token named Everywhere that is every basic land type.
Marvoleath:
definenull: everywhere?!?
Khalstrom: I also say boo to that joke
LRRbot: Greater Tanuki [4GG] | Enchantment Creature — Dog [6/5] | Trample / Channel — {2}{G}, Discard Greater Tanuki: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
adept_nekomancer: @definenull All at once!
Cptasparagus: minsc and boo is really underpowered so you SHOULD rule 0 it to be fair
LRRbot: Eidolon of Blossoms [2GG] | Enchantment Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Constellation — Whenever Eidolon of Blossoms or another enchantment you control enters, draw a card.
Pywodwagon: draw 2 cards
Diabore: so kathleen draws 2 and makes an everywhere land
neisan2112: Still have overlord trigger too
micalovits: #Value
tehfewl: good turn!
neisan2112: Oh wait she got it
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Rogue_07: Bamanas
Marvoleath:
maefly2:
LadyAtarka:
protocol_gamma: Doesn’t the everywhere land enter tapped?
Mr_Bitterness: Very angry racoon
Marvoleath: The audacity of that trash panda!
tipulsar85: So who's ready for Rocket Racoon in 2 years?
LRRbot: Inspiring Call [2G] | Instant | Draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Those creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
Marvoleath: !card fabled passage
LRRbot: Fabled Passage | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Fabled Passage: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.
Sage0fMadness: anyone else hearing Michelle Branch when that Overlord appears?
LRRbot: Bello, Bard of the Brambles [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Raccoon Bard [3/3] | During your turn, each non-Equipment artifact and non-Aura enchantment you control with mana value 4 or greater is a 4/4 Elemental creature in addition to its other types and has indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
letsbelgo: judge
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LadyAtarka: I would also like to blame Serge, for the memes
LRRbot: Cinder Glade | Land — Mountain Forest | Cinder Glade enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrif…
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Marvoleath: but Ben, this card is fine in commander, apparently
MegaDosX: Uh oh
LRRbot: Jeska, Thrice Reborn [2R] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jeska [0] | Jeska, Thrice Reborn enters with a loyalty counter on her for each time you've cast a commander from the command zone this game. / [0]: Choose target creature. Until your next turn, if that creature would deal combat damage to one of your opponents, it deals triple that damage to that player instead. / [−X]: Jeska, Thrice Reborn deals X damage to each of up to three targets. / Jeska, Thrice Reborn can be …
whitefirecomix: Oh for it to be winter - said from Australian summer
northos:
definenull: oh no
MegaDosX: WHAT
Aceviru: *checks out*
MegaDosX: That has to be a secret lair but that's a Problem is what it is
Jaolen: yea it’s one of the cedh secret lairs
Sage0fMadness: killer art, illegible as a game piece
twistedsylvan: HELL YEAH
tehfewl: metal af
YeetTheRich_: thats a casette cover in a sleeve
definenull: *jeska rograhk war flashbacks*
MegaDosX: She was from Commander Legends
Bugberry: Jeska is "thrice reborn" because she was Karona, Phage and became a Planeswalker.
Wicker_Guide: Three's a crowd
MegaDosX: That Boo about to decapitate people
micalovits: Just murder someone
MegaDosX: You mean six
MegaDosX: If Ben uses Jeska on him yeah
Bugberry: All we are missing is Jhoira for the 3 similar J names in Dominaria (Jhoira, Jaya, Jeska)
twistedsylvan: Giant Miniature Giant Space Hampster
squ3e: Man who knew that planeswalker tribal was gonna be good
MegaDosX: Depends how much gets through
tehfewl: are you feeling the rain on your skin yet?
neisan2112: Oath trigger too?
Diabore: "terrifying" "horrifying!" "monk"
neisan2112: Got there
MegaDosX: Now fortunately, Jeska's ability only cares about combat damage I'm fairly sure, so Ben chucking Boo at someone with Minsc wouldn't be tripled
MegaDosX: I don't think
twistedsylvan: hampter
LRRbot: Rhythm of the Wild [1RG] | Enchantment | Creature spells you control can't be countered. / Nontoken creatures you control have riot.
LRRbot: Garruk's Packleader [4G] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Whenever another creature you control with power 3 or greater enters, you may draw a card.
Marvoleath: any acts that are blasphemous?
MegaDosX: Is there anything in Gruul that rips counters off everything? I know there's stuff in black that does it
LRRbot: Xenagos, God of Revels [3RG] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [6/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to red and green is less than seven, Xenagos isn't a creature. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gains haste and gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that creature's power.
Marvoleath: @MegaDosX some board wipes deal damage to planeswalkers as well as creatures, but I dont think anything specific with counters
LithelyUnshod: What is doubling Ben's counters?
MegaDosX: !card innkeeper's talent
LRRbot: Innkeeper's Talent [1G] | Enchantment — Class | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {G}: Level 2 / Permanents you control with counters on them have ward {1}. / {3}{G}: Level 3 / If you would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead.
MegaDosX: That ^
LithelyUnshod: Thx
LRRbot: Dryad of the Ilysian Grove [2G] | Enchantment Creature — Nymph Dryad [2/4] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Lands you control are every basic land type in addition to their other types.
Pywodwagon: this version isn't vascular enough
definenull: ooh that's a pretty art for the dryad
Diabore: @definenull i mean, its no stupid sexy elf
Dread_Pirate_Westley: An indestructible 6/5 creature, which seems relevant.
definenull:
@Diabore its at least one of the three things... 
LRRbot: Stump Stomp [1{R/G}] (back: Burnwillow Clearing) | Sorcery | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.
Sage0fMadness: phrasing!
definenull: big steppy
Marvoleath: steppy with his hoofy
Bugberry: I wonder if anyone has a Bonds of Mortality to deal with these Indestructible threats.
Fruan: Dying is kinda Jeska's thing, so this is very on brand.
Sogheim: Serge is running Bello tonight? awesome
Sage0fMadness: Jeska, Quatrice Reborn, coming 2025
Alex_Frostfire: I think it's designed around Partner.
Jaolen: Jeska is used in CEDH with infinite mana as a commander, so you dump all the loyalty and recast her each time and nuke the table
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Bugberry Shadowspear is the first line option.
enbycephalopod: i wasnt paying attention, did they catch the ward?
Bugberry: Jeska is the one who died to finish the Mending in Time Spiral.
Sage0fMadness: Did Kathleen pay the ward
Marvoleath: she did
Sage0fMadness: cool cool
Marvoleath: was asking about it before casting
A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, gunkyyyyyy
DirectorStephanie: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Bugberry: @Dread_Pirate_Westley that too, although with Enchantments being relevant in these decks, I can see Bonds being relevant.
LadyAtarka: dawww
h3rsh3yb4r: 2 headed giant commander?
Fruan: EDHREC or AO3?
LoadingReadyRun: Chose cards turn every MtG deck building site into AO3
Sage0fMadness:
@Bugberry she had the decency to leave a nice Will at least
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Player removal is also planeswalker removal.
LRRbot: Beast Within [2G] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
LRRbot: Wildsear, Scouring Maw [3RG] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Wolf [6/6] | Trample / Enchantment spells you cast from your hand have cascade.
LoadingReadyRun: The Halfling died as he lived: delighted
Marvoleath:
Kathleen soon will have more beasts than Wheeler
LadyAtarka: booooo
LRRbot: Herald of the Pantheon [1G] | Creature — Centaur Shaman [2/2] | Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life.
TheWooglie: Should Kathleen's token be tapped?
LRRbot: Hedge Shredder [2GG] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | Whenever Hedge Shredder attacks, you may mill two cards. / Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from your library, put them onto the battlefield tapped. / Crew 1
LRRbot: Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.
LRRbot: Timeless Witness [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Timeless Witness enters, return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Eternalize {5}{G}{G}
Sage0fMadness: Phew, was worried about producing green mana for a sec there
Marvoleath: Everywhere is now a forest too!
northos: classic Serge announcing he's about to be mean
definenull: ruh roh?
LRRbot: Season of Gathering [4GG] | Sorcery | Choose up to five {P} worth of modes. You may choose the same mode more than once. / {P} — Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control. It gains vigilance and trample until end of turn. / {P}{P} — Choose artifact or enchantment. Destroy all permanents of the chosen type. / {P}{P}{P} — Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
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Alex_Frostfire: Also, anything like "unless you pay X".
Alex_Frostfire: Still falls under abilities, but it's a little different mentally.
LRRbot: Bello, Bard of the Brambles [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Raccoon Bard [3/3] | During your turn, each non-Equipment artifact and non-Aura enchantment you control with mana value 4 or greater is a 4/4 Elemental creature in addition to its other types and has indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
Marvoleath: 2024 green cards
Marvoleath: now with more text!
frank_the_great: As long as you don't play it with the "destroy all" artifacts, it's fine
MegaDosX:
Ah yes, the Minsc and Boo player calling another commander's ability egregious, that makes sense
LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
h3rsh3yb4r: and if you kill bello they don't stop being creatures that turn anyway
LRRbot: Jiang Yanggu [4G] | Legendary Planeswalker — Yanggu [4] | [+1]: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / [−1]: If you don't control a creature named Mowu, create Mowu, a legendary 3/3 green Dog creature token. / [−5]: Until end of turn, target creature gains trample and gets +X/+X, where X is the number of lands you control.
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definenull: oh not the "everyone's a mana dork" PW
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bytecaster: They could have at least given him Giant Growth for his +1
frank_the_great: MoUwU
MegaDosX: Mowu is Jiang Yanggu's companion
Marvoleath: @h3rsh3yb4r I think they dont? Since it's a "is" and not "become"
HadesLeprechaun: Wait, that's the symbol for that China only set, isn't it?
Rogue_07: There was WOTS Jiang, too.
MegaDosX: He turns to stone so he can planeswalk with Jiang Yanggu and turns back when he arrives
Rogue_07: He was deece
Marvoleath: @h3rsh3yb4r if it loses abilities though, they are
LoadingReadyRun: Jiang Yanggu is Mowu companion
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun Valid
TheWooglie: one of the beasts should be able to block?
DirectorStephanie: Bro! That's so many cards, bro! /tracksuit mafia
LoadingReadyRun: Mowu wants to go planeswalkies!
Marvoleath:
Yes, 
should have one untapped beast
MegaDosX:
"It's just him doing his thing " - Ben Ulmer, 2024
Rogue_07: Ben Ulmer: "I know what I'm about"
frank_the_great: Did you know Minsc & Boo could be your commander?
ProcyonFlynn: Compost the Rich?
MegaDosX: Yeet the rich
johnnylongtorso: better red than dead
LadyAtarka: The rich would taste spoiled...
MegaDosX: Lukka
Diabore: wrenn and six
enbycephalopod: arlin
Sage0fMadness: Kukka
LRRbot: Arlinn Kord [2RG] (back: Arlinn, Embraced by the Moon) | Legendary Planeswalker — Arlinn [3] | [+1]: Until end of turn, up to one target creature gets +2/+2 and gains vigilance and haste. / [0]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. Transform Arlinn Kord.
Juliamon: awoo
Sage0fMadness: Lukka*
Rogue_07: I don't think there's been a Gruul Garruk
YeetTheRich_: a second minsc and boo
Bugberry: The Daybound one is really cool though.
LRRbot: Arlinn, Embraced by the Moon (front: Arlinn Kord) | Legendary Planeswalker — Arlinn | [+1]: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn. / [−1]: Arlinn, Embraced by the Moon deals 3 damage to any target. Transform Arlinn, Embraced by the Moon. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have haste and '{T}: This creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.'"
enbycephalopod: its obviously stupid sexy oko
Marvoleath: @Rogue_07 nope, two Golgari ones though
Alex_Frostfire: Yeah, but then you have to track day/night for the rest of the game because someone played one werewolf.
LRRbot: Mithril Coat [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / Indestructible / When Mithril Coat enters, attach it to target legendary creature you control. / Equipped creature has indestructible. / Equip {3}
MegaDosX: The party don't start til the werewolf walks in
LRRbot: Jaya's Phoenix [4R] | Creature — Phoenix [3/3] | Flying, haste / Whenever Jaya's Phoenix deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, copy the next loyalty ability you activate this turn when you activate it. You may choose new targets for the copy. / Whenever you cast a planeswalker spell, you may return Jaya's Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Bugberry: @Alex_Frostfire it's not that hard to check if the active player cast more than 1 spell.
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LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Haste / When Craterhoof Behemoth enters, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Marvoleath: @Bugberry it's more about remembering about it for the rest of a whole commander game
definenull: hoof there it is!
Sage0fMadness: @Bugberry what about if the player three turns prior cast no spells
MegaDosX: And then this happened
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Rogue_07: Literally the first deck I've seen where Craterhoof is flavorful
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Rogue_07: Oh dang
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Bugberry: @Sage0fMadness why would that matter when it was 3 turns ago?
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definenull: b r o
LRRbot: Heroic Intervention [1G] | Instant | Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
Sage0fMadness: because people forget?
Bugberry: @Marvoleath you just care about it if another Daybound card comes back up.
I_Am_Clockwork:
5000 Merry Commander Night everyone
Gaz_L: @Sage0fMadness yeah, this is the issue. on any one turn. it's fine, but when there's four players, a game that can go an hour or more, and complex board states AND the general chat from it being a social format... it is, in fact, gonna get confusing for little benefit
Sage0fMadness: its not a good mechanic
Marvoleath: @Bugberry yea, but technically you need to know it's state at all times, what if someone reanimates the only werewolf you played? you need to know which state it's in
Bugberry: @Sage0fMadness if someone cast no spells 3 turns ago, then see how many the active player cast the previous turn.
DirectorStephanie:
@I_Am_Clockwork poggies!
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MegaDosX: Merry Christmas! Anyway here's Craterhoof.
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sporkraptor: I see things have Progressed since I went to get dinner XD
MegaDosX: Clockwork holy shit
Dog_of_Myth: Dang!!
frank_the_great: Nothing really matters, to meeeeee
sporkraptor: everybody was still in double digits before
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Veraphage:
blackcat_ethan: nice
MegaDosX: I do like that the Gruul game is on track to end with everyone on the brink of death bar whoever wins
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LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Rancor [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has trample. / When Rancor is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Rancor to its owner's hand.
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MegaDosX: There's gonna be one winner on single digit life and everyone else dead
Sage0fMadness: what's the bar for yes/no game 2?
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bytecaster: That dog is so well equipped
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Double trample and double haste.
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MegaDosX: He's a 16/14 now
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MegaDosX: Isn't it +X/+X?
MegaDosX: !card xenagos god of revels
LRRbot: Xenagos, God of Revels [3RG] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [6/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to red and green is less than seven, Xenagos isn't a creature. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gains haste and gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that creature's power.
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MegaDosX: Yeah he's a 16/14
adept_nekomancer: The biggest bork
Mazrae: if something has hexproof that you have, can you target it to buff it, im actually curious
Sage0fMadness: that's the difference between shroud and hexproof, yes
theamc2000: good politik Serge
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HadesLeprechaun: break and then game 2!
MegaDosX: Hexproof prevents opponents targeting, shroud prevents targeting full stop
LRRbot: Muerra, Trash Tactician [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Raccoon Warrior [2/4] | At the beginning of your first main phase, add {R} or {G} for each Raccoon you control. / Whenever you expend 4, you gain 3 life. / Whenever you expend 8, exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.
Gaz_L: yes hexproof specifically only affects opponents
Mazrae: ah okay thank you
Marvoleath: @Mazrae hexproof means "opponents of this permanent controller's can't target it"
LRRbot: Skysovereign, Consul Flagship [5] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [6/5] | Flying / Whenever Skysovereign, Consul Flagship enters or attacks, it deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. / Crew 3
Rob_Racoon:
DirectorStephanie:
and to you as well @frameshifty
LRRbot: The Mending of Dominaria [3GG] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / III — Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield, then shuffle your graveyard into your library.
Melfina__: I do love that big boat
MegaDosX: Serge playing with his food smh
Marvoleath: Wheeler killed by the beasts, this is the way of nature
Dog_of_Myth:
Sage0fMadness: Bello is stronk
Rob_Racoon: Yay!
Sogheim: Bello squeaked it out
BusTed:
Sage0fMadness: Huzzah!
Marvoleath: !break
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protojman: not gruul? then gruul!
DeM0nFiRe:
Gaz_L: @protojman not gruul, then gruel... will make you strong, so can be gruul
OldUncleDan: I had to step out for a bit. Which Gruul deck was the Cruulest?
OldUncleDan: As in, which one won?
tryllebanjo:
@OldUncleDan They all took turns beating each other up. It was, and is, glorious 
OldUncleDan: Still going or was there a winner?
Sage0fMadness: Serge won after Kathleen double eliminated Bens
Sage0fMadness: g2 after break
definenull:
OldUncleDan: @Sage0fMadness Thank you!
Sage0fMadness: Bello is a wily rascal
A_Dub888: @Sage0fMadness I'm rooting for the RG deck
Dog_of_Myth:
Well, I'm rooting for the GR deck.
tryllebanjo:
A full table of big stompy creatures, spells and abilities beefing up those monsters from large to gargantuan has me like 
DirectorStephanie: I'm rooting for the R&G deck
A_Dub888:
@Dog_of_Myth GIR's a Magic Card!?
definenull: @DirectorStephanie bold choice
DirectorStephanie: @definenull let's see if it pays off!
definenull:
Gaz_L: @A_Dub888 something something Universes Beyond shakes fist at whipper snappers
LadyAtarka: I need Jeff the Land Shark universes beyond card ASAP
Dog_of_Myth: Well, the Marvel set isn't that far away.
DirectorStephanie: @LadyAtarka agreed!
theamc2000: guttural response is only good against blue
Gadora: Bensbane.
Veraphage: Benocide
henrizzle: wheeler has suddenly realized he's a kangaroo?
Sage0fMadness: Se-Ben with One Blow
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Simonark: When they're both dead, are they Has-Bens?
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Sage0fMadness: as opposed to Aenima by Tool
LRRbot: Rockfall Vale | Land | Rockfall Vale enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
Sogheim: I like the old school Fyndhorn Elves inclusion
LRRbot: Herald of the Pantheon [1G] | Creature — Centaur Shaman [2/2] | Enchantment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Magda, Brazen Outlaw [1R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Berserker [2/1] | Other Dwarves you control get +1/+0. / Whenever a Dwarf you control becomes tapped, create a Treasure token. / Sacrifice five Treasures: Search your library for an artifact or Dragon card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
couchboyj: Elvish Mydtic is the Kidz Bop version of the song
frank_the_great: BoP is the standard for how cards should be reprinted send tweet
Rogue_07: liquid hot magda
LRRbot: Temple of Abandon | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, scry 1. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
Rogue_07:
Serge
Sage0fMadness: Temple of Abendon, more like
Marvoleath:
@frank_the_great not at all for years and then mostly in weird places?
LRRbot: Chandra, Legacy of Fire [4R] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [3] | At the beginning of your end step, Chandra, Legacy of Fire deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of planeswalkers you control. / [+1]: Add {R} for each planeswalker you control. / [0]: Remove a loyalty counter from each of any number of permanents you control. Exile that many cards from the top of your library. You may play them this turn.
LRRbot: Armored Scrapgorger [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Beast [0/3] | Armored Scrapgorger gets +3/+0 as long as it has three or more oil counters on it. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever Armored Scrapgorger becomes tapped, exile target card from a graveyard and put an oil counter on Armored Scrapgorger.
bytecaster: One of the menaces of MH3 draft has arived
Sage0fMadness: that would have been sick
DirectorStephanie:
Sage0fMadness:
kumatsu: can we get Serge-Os in the store
thraximore:
Rogue_07: Ah, memories
henrizzle: ummmmm
Dog_of_Myth:
xantos69: Are we still doing phrasing?
Marvoleath: !phrasing
LRRbot: Have we ever done phrasing? Like, actually?
LRRbot: Up the Beanstalk [1G] | Enchantment | When Up the Beanstalk enters and whenever you cast a spell with mana value 5 or greater, draw a card.
DirectorStephanie: I think we just did @xantos69
Pheonix888: I remember that happened on camera
Sage0fMadness: beannnnnsssss
Dog_of_Myth: The Beans!!
tahoebyker: I hope it's the KEXP version of magma
Marvoleath: all the way up?
Wicker_Guide: Serge no
A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, uppiieeesssss
Bugberry: Big Stalks
LRRbot: Nesting Grounds | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Move a counter from target permanent you control onto another target permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrif…
bytecaster: How does he always have it?!
twistedsylvan: Seriously, why is Ben Ulmer Ben-Ben? Isn't that a Kamigawa card? And we have a Kamigawa-obsessed Ben right there?
LRRbot: Outcaster Trailblazer [2G] | Creature — Human Druid [4/2] | When Outcaster Trailblazer enters, add one mana of any color. / Whenever another creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card. / Plot {2}{G}
neisan2112: Getting that hampster up to the size and speed of a 747
LRRbot: Curse of Stalked Prey [1R] | Enchantment — Aura Curse | Enchant player / Whenever a creature deals combat damage to enchanted player, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
LRRbot: Rootbound Crag | Land | Rootbound Crag enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Forest. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
LRRbot: Song of the Dryads [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / Enchanted permanent is a colorless Forest land.
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
Sogheim: I started saying "untappity" because of Serge and my play group is not amused
Mimic_king19: hello o/
Dog_of_Myth: Well, he was a statue for awhile so it tracks
DirectorStephanie:
@Mimic_king19
HadesLeprechaun: that's kinda flavorful for Minsc
Dog_of_Myth:
PipeSmokingOwl: damn
Aneranium: bravo wheeler
Nickiatori: serge being toxic
Veraphage:
eshplode:
KWardJenx: Ha!!
xantos69: Good joke streamer
superdude097: Good joke streamer!
bytecaster: Boo must be so confused
Marvoleath: @Sogheim add "drawer" from Prof to balance things out
klangaddin: gotcha!!!
bytecaster: Everybody to the party tree
LRRbot: Mines of Moria | Legendary Land | Mines of Moria enters tapped unless you control a legendary creature. / {T}: Add {R}. / {3}{R}, {T}, Exile three cards from your graveyard: Create two Treasure tokens.
PipeSmokingOwl: gachiGASM Clap
Ukon_Cairns: does this mean we can have a Wrenn and Minsc and Boo card? oh no.
MrBunnyMan: if he had turned boo into a try, ben wouldn't be able to easily sac it right?
Nickiatori: is bloomburrow Karn a party tree
MegaDosX: @MrBunnyMan Minsc lets you make a new hamster every turn, so that wouldn't have been a long term solution
LRRbot: Nissa, Ascended Animist [3GG{G/P}{G/P}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [7] | Compleated / [+1]: Create an X/X green Phyrexian Horror creature token, where X is Nissa, Ascended Animist's loyalty. / [−1]: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / [−7]: Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 for each Forest you control and gain trample.
Xerodin: if he can animate from a land to a creature he can deal commander damage with his planeswalker commander
Nickiatori: big nissa
Jaolen: that extra forest is going to murder serge when he ults lol
MrBunnyMan: @MegaDosX ah, "When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, if you don’t control a creature named Boo" I was thinking he controlled a Boo still, but it isn't a creature.
Nickiatori: bonclave
LRRbot: Outcaster Trailblazer [2G] | Creature — Human Druid [4/2] | When Outcaster Trailblazer enters, add one mana of any color. / Whenever another creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card. / Plot {2}{G}
LRRbot: Slinza, the Spiked Stampede [4G] | Legendary Creature — Beast [5/5] | Beast spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. / Each other Beast creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / Whenever Slinza or another creature with power 4 or greater enters, you may pay {1}{R/G}. When you do, Slinza fights target creature you don't control.
MegaDosX: I'd imagine that works with things like Luxior too
Bugberry: "Commanderness" is tied to the physical card, so that works.
Bugberry: Also works with Sarkhan that turns other Planeswalkers into Dragons.
Sage0fMadness: @MegaDosX yup, works really well with Jared Carthalion
Sogheim: free Abundance ability? sweet
DeM0nFiRe: b u g
LRRbot: Enduring Vitality [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Elk Glimmer [3/3] | Vigilance / Creatures you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / When Enduring Vitality dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not BUG. RG. It's Gruulmas.
Nickiatori: its prounounced sultai
Bugberry: Soggy Golgari
Sage0fMadness: doesn't Kathleen make copies?
Sage0fMadness: not insects?
Marvoleath: need to pay for copy
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Only if she pays 1G
MegaDosX: !card springheart nantuko
LRRbot: Springheart Nantuko [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Insect Monk [1/1] | Bestow {1}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if Springheart Nantuko is attached to a creature you control. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. If you didn't create a token this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
Nickiatori: @Sage0fMadness only if she pays the 2
Marvoleath: get bug otherwise
Sage0fMadness: ohhh right
Sage0fMadness: its broken its not that broken
MegaDosX: That was damage to Kathleen not Serge
MegaDosX: Wheeler pls
neisan2112: That was Kathleen damage woops
Aneranium: panic!
LRRbot: Bello, Bard of the Brambles [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Raccoon Bard [3/3] | During your turn, each non-Equipment artifact and non-Aura enchantment you control with mana value 4 or greater is a 4/4 Elemental creature in addition to its other types and has indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun That was damage marked against Kathleen not Serge, life totals need correcting
MegaDosX: Never mind Wheeler got it
Marvoleath:
I assume you got used to the Nadu + Nantuko combo, where the cost is basically free @Sage0fMadness
Aneranium:
unpanic 
Nickiatori: ty wheeler
Sage0fMadness: @Marvoleath lol yeah pretty much
Rogue_07: Nissenchant
Aneranium: sequencing huzzah
MegaDosX: It's a little unsettling seeing a tapepd planeswalker
MegaDosX: tapped*
Aneranium: its even more unsettling when arena taps them only 45 degrees
Bugberry: @MegaDosX Gideon is pretty unsettling.
Rogue_07: Yes no...maybe I don't know...can you repeat the question
seanmrwick: hello fellow magic players, how are all of you doing
trevarooo: I don’t think the scrapgorger gets the counter if it doesn’t eat anything.
Aneranium: hi sean
MegaDosX: Minsc and Boo is such a not OK card lmao
Marvoleath: !card scrapgorger
LRRbot: Armored Scrapgorger [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Beast [0/3] | Armored Scrapgorger gets +3/+0 as long as it has three or more oil counters on it. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever Armored Scrapgorger becomes tapped, exile target card from a graveyard and put an oil counter on Armored Scrapgorger.
seanmrwick: hey @Aneranium having a good Friday?
Xerodin: more likable as a tree
Aneranium: @seanmrwick heck ya bud, tea+jigsaw puzzle+lrrmtg. you?
Bugberry: @MegaDosX I do like the Naya one.
LRRbot: Chandra, Awakened Inferno [4RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [6] | This spell can't be countered. / [+2]: Each opponent gets an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 1 damage to you." / [−3]: Chandra, Awakened Inferno deals 3 damage to each non-Elemental creature. / [−X]: Chandra, Awakened Inferno deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker. If a permanent dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
MegaDosX: Naya Minsc is fun, this planeswalker version is absurd
MegaDosX: Ben says clock go tick tock
seanmrwick: @Aneranium doin ok. recovering from a headcold but spending my friday night watching LRR do their respected craft
eshplode: I love putting a clock on the game
outlinegoose: Games gotta end sometime
Aneranium: hope ya feel better soon, pal
seanmrwick: @Aneranium I will try my best to. I'll be doing some deckbuilding and hopefully make some time soon to test out my Ezio commander deck
Pywodwagon: one of two detrimental triggers in the game that are controlled by a player but not a penalty if missed
LRRbot: Thunderfoot Baloth [4GG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Trample / Lieutenant — As long as you control your commander, Thunderfoot Baloth gets +2/+2 and other creatures you control get +2/+2 and have trample.
MegaDosX: Daretti got to the bus stop and saw the last bus leaving in the distance
Marvoleath: @Pywodwagon curious, what's the other?
Pywodwagon: @Marvoleath tabernacle
Marvoleath: makes sense
Bugberry: @Pywodwagon then Magus of the Tabernacle would count too.
northos:
MegaDosX:
Serge
Aneranium: serge bully
seanmrwick: in response......hold priority
MegaDosX: "We're all trying to find out who did this" - Serge, probably
superdude097: I really like the Chandra on Wheeler
LRRbot: Xenagos, God of Revels [3RG] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [6/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to red and green is less than seven, Xenagos isn't a creature. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gains haste and gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that creature's power.
seanmrwick: I guess you can say.....he's the Goat
Rogue_07: @seanmrwick no, Matt's not here
Huullaagga: Serge's emblem looks like Zimm.
seanmrwick: oh speaking of Gruul, I kind of want to make an Omnath, Locus of rage deck now
seanmrwick: @Rogue_07 aww..
seanmrwick: it was worth it
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LRRbot: Nature's Lore [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
seanmrwick: where can we find these decklists for these commander decks?
Xerodin: !deck
Marvoleath: !decks
LRRbot: Commercial District | Land — Mountain Forest | Commercial District enters tapped. / When Commercial District enters, surveil 1.
superdude097:
Card says "REshuffle" so that means Serge shuffles once, then does it again, right?
seanmrwick: thanks!
LRRbot: Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nissa's ult does lots now.
Bionull: Stunning art, Kathleen
Rogue_07: Knock knock open up the door it's beej
LRRbot: Chandra, Legacy of Fire [4R] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [3] | At the beginning of your end step, Chandra, Legacy of Fire deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of planeswalkers you control. / [+1]: Add {R} for each planeswalker you control. / [0]: Remove a loyalty counter from each of any number of permanents you control. Exile that many cards from the top of your library. You may play them this turn.
seanmrwick: I may need this land for a deck I'll be working on this upcoming season
LRRbot: Samut, the Tested [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Samut [4] | [+1]: Up to one target creature gains double strike until end of turn. / [−2]: Samut, the Tested deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. / [−7]: Search your library for up to two creature and/or planeswalker cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Nickiatori: I forgot Samut was a planeswalker
Khalstrom: Love this Samut
Nickiatori: Revenge for the tree enchantment
LRRbot: Lazotep Quarry | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add one mana of any color. / {X}{2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile target creature card with mana value X from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie. Activate only as a sorcery.
Juliamon: Don't force birds into your pocket. Let them go in there on their own.
theamc2000: a pocket bird is your middle finger
A_Dub888: think Samut'll show up in the next set?
Nickiatori: last time i had a bird on my hand i got kicked out of a christmas concert
LRRbot: Kindred Summons [5GG] | Instant | Choose a creature type. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal X creature cards of the chosen type, where X is the number of creatures you control of that type. Put those cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle the rest of the revealed cards into your library.
ztghostie: I love Lazotep Quarry, such a cool design
LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Haste / When Craterhoof Behemoth enters, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
LRRbot: Bloated Contaminator [2G] | Creature — Phyrexian Beast [4/4] | Trample / Toxic 1 / Whenever Bloated Contaminator deals combat damage to a player, proliferate.
DeM0nFiRe:
Nickiatori: basically tooth and nail
Mr_Horrible: Craberboof Bebemoff
A_Dub888: Sometimes you just gotta Hoof a boy
MegaDosX: Early Hoof means it won't end the game but that's a crunch coming at someone
Bionull: He just played a land that can recur it
ztghostie: wow that's a deep cut
ztghostie:
I remember when that Lrrmtg stream happened
50keyz: i love bloated contaminator
Bionull: Only 5? Which of the 6 things isn't a creature?
KWardJenx: Ha!!
MegaDosX: I htink it's a common misconception thanks to things like Finale of Devastation also giving haste if you make it big enough
Fruan: Using hoof as a boardwipe instead of a killspell is novel.
Fruan: player kill spell.
maefly2: like the cops showing up to an underage party there
Commodore_Perry_GG: surely they're the party crashers
Sage0fMadness: if Beans didn't draw you a single card yet you missed some text
MegaDosX: There's merit to both thought processes
Sage0fMadness: Plan B is always good to haave
LRRbot: Utopia Sprawl [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant Forest / As Utopia Sprawl enters, choose a color. / Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
Xerodin: they're all forests
theamc2000: every land is a forest right now
A_Dub888: Am I a forest?
Cptasparagus: I play with someone who targets people like that and they absolutely refuse to admit it. They will come up with any excuse.
Bugberry: I noticed a lot of popular Brawl commanders tend to be ones with big ETBs that immediately warp the game even if they are immediately answered.
DirectorStephanie: @A_Dub888 you betcha
MegaDosX: I like building where the commander isn't vital to the gameplan, but makes the gameplan better, but I do still have a deck or two that would get kneecapped without the commander
LRRbot: Rain of Riches [3RR] | Enchantment | When Rain of Riches enters, create two Treasure tokens. / The first spell you cast each turn that mana from a Treasure was spent to cast has cascade.
MegaDosX: Rain of Riches oh baby
Sage0fMadness: big stonkies
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
MegaDosX: Multiple cascade triggers is always fun
northos: cool game
Mindmage: I typically will just build up my board and will wait for someone to go after me and sandbag answers in case someone tries to combo off
Nickiatori: its nice to have backup cards in your deck that kinda do the same things as your commander so that you have backups, like in my meren deck i run palace siege and Sheoldred to kinda mimic my commanders effect if my commander gets shut down
Jobot180: Wasn't that tokens thing a Friday Nights bit? Art/Life.
northos:
circusofkirkus: so between 21 and 45
HadesLeprechaun: "how many lands are you running" says Wheeler, with a Commander deck running 8 lands
ccctonelarone: surprised serge didn't bring stangg with his love for equipment
Sage0fMadness: @HadesLeprechaun haha exactly
MegaDosX: Two new gods
tehfewl: thick Frog?
Fruan: Thicc Frogg
gibbousm: Froggy Mommy
A_Dub888: New Gods just dropped
Sage0fMadness: I'm not wild about the retconning of Amonkhet
seanmrwick: looking at these decklists honestly makes me so happy because it really gives me inspiration to beef up my commander decks
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Is she single?
northos:
not *yet*
Pywodwagon: I think they just shared her art
goombalax: is she baptized?
HadesLeprechaun: she is the god of the Luxa, I think?
Bugberry: Scorpion/Locust/Scarab were old gods that were corrupted, so these are the others people forgot.
northos:
google knows what's up
tahoebyker: @Bugberry not necessarily. The lore made it seem like, Ketramos at least, is a newly born god
LoadingReadyRun: @Bugberry How did people forget the Thicc Frog God?
northos: @Bugberry I'm not sure it's clear yet whether the "new" ones were extant but forgotten, or might be completely new
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gibbousm: These aren't old gods that people forgot. These are new gods born from the hopes and desires of a post-bolas amonkhet
adambomb625: I'm pretty sure they explicitly state the lion one is new
LRRbot: Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Freyalise [3] | [+2]: Create a 1/1 green Elf Druid creature token with "{T}: Add {G}." / [−2]: Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / [−6]: Draw a card for each green creature you control. / Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury can be your commander.
tahoebyker: Sab Sunen might have been forgotten. It would go well with the Luxa flooding in cycles
HadesLeprechaun: I know multicolor commanders are way more popular, but I'd love a new round of mono-color precons
gibbousm: "Makes and Elvish Mystic" i assume you mean a Llanowar Elf
Larkonus: @gibbousm It makes a Llanowar Mystic. (/j)
northos:
@gibbousm clearly it's a Fyndhorn Elf
DeM0nFiRe:
seanmrwick: wanna know the crazy thing? I have at least 3 or 4 versions of my Morska "clues" deck and more than half of them are shenanigans decks
Bugberry: Llanowar elf is a Warrior
Marvoleath: but now she knows you'd try to kill her
adambomb625: "Ketramose is a young god born from the fierce determination of the living Amonkheti to survive and the undead Amonkheti to protect the living" Lion guy confirmed new
Bugberry: !card llanowar elf
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Bugberry: !card llanowar elves
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
northos: !card llanowar elves
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Rishkar's Expertise [4GG] | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control. / You may cast a spell with mana value 5 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
Bugberry: nvm
maefly2: that was clearly a Fyndhorn Elves
Bugberry: I could have sworn there was a warrior elf mana dork
A_Dub888: what's Rishkar an expert in?
KWardJenx: Oh my God
LRRbot: Garruk's Packleader [4G] | Creature — Beast [4/4] | Whenever another creature you control with power 3 or greater enters, you may draw a card.
Sage0fMadness: It's so very good
northos: booo
A_Dub888: @Sage0fMadness you're so very good
Bugberry: OTJ had some really cool Green cards.
LRRbot: Innkeeper's Talent [1G] | Enchantment — Class | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {G}: Level 2 / Permanents you control with counters on them have ward {1}. / {3}{G}: Level 3 / If you would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead.
Sage0fMadness: what if Garruk's Packleader was 3 mana and also you could put it on layaway in order to ramp
Bugberry: @Sage0fMadness does have only 2 toughness though.
Fruan: I'm hoping Samut is a track judge in Aetherdrift - just running alongside the race.
gibbousm: Samut, cool character. Hated that they were desparked
Sage0fMadness:
If I've already drawn 4 cards it's fine if it dies
LRRbot: Bigger on the Inside [3RG] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact or land / Enchanted permanent has "{T}: Target player adds two mana of any one color. The next spell they cast this turn has cascade."
MegaDosX: Cascade 5 once, then cascade 5 a second time
DirectorStephanie: yo dawg I heard you like cascading...
LRRbot: Ancestral Mask [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each other enchantment on the battlefield.
northos: :O\
MegaDosX:
I have a Maelstrom Wanderer deck, I had to learn how Cascade works
Jaolen: goodbye someone
LRRbot: Three Visits [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
northos:
Three Visits Zenith
HadesLeprechaun: References Ben gets now!
northos: !card spectral searchlight
LRRbot: Spectral Searchlight [3] | Artifact | {T}: Choose a player. That player adds one mana of any color they choose.
Sage0fMadness: @Bugberry i'm slightly biased by how good it is in Disa and Yuma decks, having both 4 power itself for Garruk's Uprising et al and triggering off all your beefy tokens
Bionull: If this goes on a treasure does it work with the other card?
maefly2: could Kathleen have tutored for any land with Yavimaya in play?
northos: !card paradise plume
LRRbot: Paradise Plume [4] | Artifact | As Paradise Plume enters, choose a color. / Whenever a player casts a spell of the chosen color, you may gain 1 life. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Jaolen: no - they’re only forests on the battlefield
gibbousm: Don't you have one more cascade
northos:
(that's my best guess at what Wheeler is thinking of but...it doesn't do that )
maefly2: @Jaolen thanks!
Larkonus: Oh shit, that's clever!
MegaDosX: You lose the aura though
adept_nekomancer: This treasure is so large on the inside.
Sage0fMadness: !card Glittering Stockpile
LRRbot: Glittering Stockpile [2R] | Artifact — Treasure | {T}: Add {R}. Put a stash counter on Glittering Stockpile. / {T}, Sacrifice Glittering Stockpile: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of stash counters on Glittering Stockpile.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
MegaDosX: My bad, that's hilarious
ProcyonFlynn:
Plays like this are while I love commander nonsense
Sage0fMadness: Stockpile with Rain of Riches too
MegaDosX: Come at me Ben
Marvoleath: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
MegaDosX: I'll fight you
Sage0fMadness:
A_Dub888: @MegaDosX you're hilarious
MegaDosX: Do it Kathleen!
Larkonus: Do it! Make downright revolting plays!
LadyAtarka: Do the icky thing!!
theamc2000: I thought I was the wrong one
DirectorStephanie: @Larkonus you SICKO
ProcyonFlynn:
Double Cascade at 13? 
LRRbot: Blasphemous Act [8R] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. / Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.
Xerodin: wheeler if you get knocked out you can look at thicc frog more
ProcyonFlynn:
9 - right, I've played that card before
Marvoleath: Santa Gruuls - if you were naughty, he fights you, if you were nice - you get to fight him!
Larkonus: @DirectorStephanie Look, that's the magic of Commander. 4 people get together and find out who can do the biggest, dumbest things.
LRRbot: Nyxbloom Ancient [4GGG] | Enchantment Creature — Elemental [5/5] | Trample / If you tap a permanent for mana, it produces three times as much of that mana instead.
Jaolen: oh my
MegaDosX: OH SHIT
MegaDosX: Look at the size of that lad
Cocoathunder432: my god
Aneranium: its a christmas miracle
theamc2000: hachi machi
DirectorStephanie: @Larkonus and how fast they can ruin everyone else's bigger, dumber things
Nickiatori: ben just slowrolling
LRRbot: Arachnogenesis [2G] | Instant | Create X 1/2 green Spider creature tokens with reach, where X is the number of creatures attacking you. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by non-Spider creatures.
adept_nekomancer: Spider fog, spider fog...
northos: !card everybody lives
LRRbot: Everybody Lives! [1W] | Instant | All creatures gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Players gain hexproof until end of turn. Players can't lose life this turn and players can't lose the game or win the game this turn.
Sage0fMadness:
A_Dub888: dang ulmer
Larkonus: @DirectorStephanie Exactly!
LoadingReadyRun: I do love Cascade Santa, who gives all the kids random stuff from this sack
LRRbot: Bello, Bard of the Brambles [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Raccoon Bard [3/3] | During your turn, each non-Equipment artifact and non-Aura enchantment you control with mana value 4 or greater is a 4/4 Elemental creature in addition to its other types and has indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
Jaolen: more lands!
Tiber727: For a second there, I thought Serge was about to recreate Beetlejuice.
LithelyUnshod: Doesn't Bigger on the Inside grant cascade on top of the treasure thing?
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Marvoleath: @LithelyUnshod yes, it does, but the tresure thing works once per turn
Sage0fMadness: How many 5+ MV cards are in Serge's deck lol
Sage0fMadness: !decks
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
A_Dub888: Is that vintage cube all star Sol Ring?
LithelyUnshod: @marvoleath did she cast another spell using a treasure that turn?
Ukon_Cairns: @LithelyUnshod yes, the Bigger on the Inside itself
Marvoleath: @LithelyUnshod maybe? wasnt paying attention to the screen, but I heard them pointing that out
LithelyUnshod: @ukon_cairns ah, thanks. I missed that
Alex_Frostfire: Boo's only a miniature giant space hamster.
chrono2x: yeah, played the mountain
MegaDosX:
If Ben asks "did I play a land" the answer is always yes 
LRRbot: Nissa, Voice of Zendikar [1GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [3] | [+1]: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. / [−2]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / [−7]: You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of lands you control.
lamina5432: is there a domri in there?
MegaDosX: Is RG Lukka?
Marvoleath: !decks
MegaDosX: Ah cool he does have Supreme Idiot Lukka
Nickiatori: the bens are playing 2hg again
LRRbot: Slinza, the Spiked Stampede [4G] | Legendary Creature — Beast [5/5] | Beast spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. / Each other Beast creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / Whenever Slinza or another creature with power 4 or greater enters, you may pay {1}{R/G}. When you do, Slinza fights target creature you don't control.
LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | Path of Ancestry enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.
LRRbot: Kessig Wolf Run | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {X}{R}{G}, {T}: Target creature gets +X/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
MegaDosX: I mean, Wolf Run into Xenagos is frightening
lamina5432: wow ben truly committed even put lukka in there
MegaDosX: !card ancestral mask
LRRbot: Ancestral Mask [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each other enchantment on the battlefield.
Marvoleath:
x2 Serge
NotCainNorAbel: the ben ben ciew
Aneranium: love me some ben ben
theamc2000: huh, ulcer is a red sock
chrono2x: Lookin like a holiday postcard picture
drcthulu: 8 eyed giant
Mazrae: that would be such a great christmas card
Marvoleath: 8-eyed giant, my favorite format
MegaDosX: You've both been on Shuffle Up and Play though
Nickiatori: @MegaDosX but not at the same time
LRRbot: Spiteful Banditry [XRR] | Enchantment | When Spiteful Banditry enters, it deals X damage to each creature. / Whenever one or more creatures your opponents control die, you create a Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
Nickiatori: has the professer ever seen both bens in the same room
CrossXhunteR: i see the stream is at 3 hours and multiple players are above 30 life
Bugberry: Red Meathook, other than the Rollercrusher.
LRRbot: Song of the Dryads [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / Enchanted permanent is a colorless Forest land.
Juliamon: CrossXhunteR It's game 2 though
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Overlord of the Hauntwoods [3GG] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [6/5] | Impending 4—{1}{G}{G} / Whenever Overlord of the Hauntwoods enters or attacks, create a tapped colorless land token named Everywhere that is every basic land type.
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Chaos Warp [2R] | Instant | The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Bow of Nylea [1GG] | Legendary Enchantment Artifact | Attacking creatures you control have deathtouch. / {1}{G}, {T}: Choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / • Bow of Nylea deals 2 damage to target creature with flying. / • You gain 3 life. / • Put up to four target cards from your graveyard on the bottom of your library in any order.
Decaped: Isn't this 3 cascades?
Marvoleath: 3 cascades then
MegaDosX: Technically you put the uncast cards from the first cascade on the bottom before the second cascade
MegaDosX: But I don't think it changes much
LRRbot: Shigeki, Jukai Visionary [1G] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Snake Druid [1/3] | {1}{G}, {T}, Return Shigeki, Jukai Visionary to its owner's hand: Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest into your graveyard. / Channel — {X}{X}{G}{G}, Discard Shigeki: Return X target nonlegendary cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Larkonus: We've had 1st and 2nd cascade, but what about 3rd cascade?
Marvoleath: Shi geki on my jukai until I visionary
northos: "one or more," so just one treasure right?
MegaDosX: Turns out enchantress can do bananas things even without Sythis
MegaDosX: They're emblems, they stick around
MegaDosX: !card chandra awakened inferno
LRRbot: Chandra, Awakened Inferno [4RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [6] | This spell can't be countered. / [+2]: Each opponent gets an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 1 damage to you." / [−3]: Chandra, Awakened Inferno deals 3 damage to each non-Elemental creature. / [−X]: Chandra, Awakened Inferno deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker. If a permanent dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
Marvoleath: It's your emblem Serge, as a gift
Sogheim: that's a lot of planeswalkers. I didn't realize RG had so many
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hello @loadingreadyrun and Chat! 👋. Is Kathleen doing malicious and hateful things jn commander? I hope so.
Decaped: if only it was gold tokens. heh.
CrossXhunteR: @Sogheim i believe there are like 23 chandras by herself
Marvoleath: @Sogheim tbf Chandra had a set that was build around her, iirc that was 3 Chandras in one core set
MegaDosX: I count 20 Chandra planeswalkers according to Scryfall
UnknownFriday: Chandra literally has 20 different cards.
UnknownFriday: (I've built a Commander deck around that idea)
CrossXhunteR: i drafted chandra tonight at FNM, and got to kill someone's board with it
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is that the most of anyone?
Jaolen: enduring vitality has vigilance btw - did she tap it for mana for the wolf run?
UnknownFriday: It is.
MegaDosX: @UnknownFriday Using the flipwalker as commander presumably?
dumbo3k: Since Ben and Serge are dead, their Enchantments no longer factor into Kathleen's buff thing, right?
UnknownFriday: @MegaDosX Naturally.
LithelyUnshod: She had three in M20 alone
Marvoleath: Chandra was the OG and never replaced
Sage0fMadness: 84 edh-legal planeswalkers in RG
MegaDosX: !card berserk
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
northos: there are almost 300 planeswalkers and the vast majority are 1 or 2 colors, so there will be a good number in any given color pair at this point
Sage0fMadness: is Wheeler about to win with Berserk, classic!
DeM0nFiRe:
LRRbot: The Great Henge [7GG] | Legendary Artifact | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. / {T}: Add {G}{G}. You gain 2 life. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it and draw a card.
Bugberry: The Henge is great
Bionull: Serge showing a lot of guts here
Tiber727: @Sage0fMadness That takes guts.
Fruan: It's an ok henge.
Sage0fMadness:
@Tiber727
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @sage0fmadness is that any red or green, can be cast with just red and/or green, or is red and/or green and no other colors?
loufghyslaufey:
@sage0fmadness Beserk: The Anime, not featuring 
Sage0fMadness: @thedepthandbreadthofseth legal in an RG deck?
Bugberry: @northos and yet there are some wedge/shards that still have no planeswalker.
loufghyslaufey:
*now feat.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @sage0fmadness so karns and ugins too?
LRRbot: Gnarlid Colony [1G] | Creature — Beast [2/2] | Kicker {2}{G} / If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample.
MegaDosX:
Well it only has kicker not multikicker, so it can only be kicked once
Sage0fMadness: @thedepthandbreadthofseth They are legal to play in an RG deck, so yes
northos: @Bugberry yeah, the number of planeswalkers with 3 or more colors is way less than I would have thought (16 total, counting flip-Bolas)
MegaDosX: Requires two green to cast kicked
MegaDosX: Can't be RRG
Aneranium: go ben go
LRRbot: Overwhelming Stampede [3GG] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Larkonus: Great Henge should give it another counter, no?
CrossXhunteR: @MegaDosX he had two green henge mana, right?
Sage0fMadness: Grixis really has the market cornered on 3 color walkers lol
MegaDosX: Sure, but he said spending the RR and the G
MegaDosX: He might be fine? idk, I might have misunderstood him
LadyAtarka: So punchy
goombalax: no trample?
Marvoleath: he did, did not matter though @MegaDosX
goombalax: oh nvm
Larkonus: Gnarlid should have a 4th +1+1 from the Great Henge, if that matters at all.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Is this math even close?
Skye_Stryke: Henge adds 1 more counter right?
Nickiatori: 43
Diabore: GO TO ONE???
MegaDosX: SHE GOES TO ONE
RetroHibiscus: chandra emblem???
Diabore: off by one???
RetroHibiscus:
adept_nekomancer: 43 - 8 = 35 -- goes to 1?
LRRbot: Enduring Vitality [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Elk Glimmer [3/3] | Vigilance / Creatures you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / When Enduring Vitality dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment.
Sage0fMadness: emblem lol
noSmokeFire:
Marvoleath:
MegaDosX: And then the emblem unless she can gain life
admiral_sky_: BEN BEN WINS
LRRbot: Shigeki, Jukai Visionary [1G] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — Snake Druid [1/3] | {1}{G}, {T}, Return Shigeki, Jukai Visionary to its owner's hand: Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest into your graveyard. / Channel — {X}{X}{G}{G}, Discard Shigeki: Return X target nonlegendary cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Sogheim: not the emblem!
Talus26: she dies to emblem!
noSmokeFire: Ben Ben's Revenge!
Ryenji:
northos: \o/
Veraphage:
Redbassist:
MegaDosX: What a hilarious ending
zigboy22: Chandra Kill LOL
CrossXhunteR: y'all ever seen math like that before
Aneranium: \o/ good game good game
NotCainNorAbel: Amazing
drcthulu: from hell I stab at thee
Larkonus: From Hell's heart, Ben stabs at thee!
KWardJenx: Brilliant! He sees the matrix!
Mindfire13: Afterburn
DeM0nFiRe: hell of a game
DirectorStephanie: Incredible!!!!
Sage0fMadness: love it
outlinegoose: CHANDRA!
Nickiatori: damn
Welbog: GG
Marvoleath:
Chandra with the kill, nice assist Wheeler 
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
69
thedepthandbreadthofseth: The g'est of g's
loufghyslaufey: Kay, what did Chandra do specifically?
NotCainNorAbel:
500
MegaDosX: Ben win with the Ben assist
noSmokeFire: technically Kathleen got the last hit, so it's her win.....?
Nickiatori: Bens together strong
maefly2: kill 2 Bens, get killed by two Bens
admiral_sky_: merry gruulmas!
Bugberry: i'm dreaming of a White Christmas next time.
Larkonus: !patreon
northos: !card chandra awakened inferno
LRRbot: Chandra, Awakened Inferno [4RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [6] | This spell can't be countered. / [+2]: Each opponent gets an emblem with "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 1 damage to you." / [−3]: Chandra, Awakened Inferno deals 3 damage to each non-Elemental creature. / [−X]: Chandra, Awakened Inferno deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker. If a permanent dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
CrossXhunteR: i thought wheeler was gesturing at the ipad
Marvoleath: !store
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: That's fantastic! So glad I tuned in, even if only for a moment.
Marvoleath: !dragonshield
jeepless:
Sage0fMadness: excellent games and chats!
TristalMTG: Serge is the man who cascaded into Jeweled Lotus, after all
Xerodin: Thicc froggy Mommy
northos: how about the Beejouisie
Sage0fMadness:
MegaDosX: Isn't that guy a wingus?
Marvoleath: !prime
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: Please Serge, may I have some more?
Marvoleath: !schedule
LRRbot: Krosan Warchief [2G] | Creature — Beast [2/2] | Beast spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / {1}{G}: Regenerate target Beast.
LRRbot: Explore [1G] | Sorcery | You may play an additional land this turn. / Draw a card.
lamina5432: last one was good
DirectorStephanie:
CrossXhunteR: i don't know if ive ever seen the big card box on set before
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I do, though.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Does that say anything bad about me?
Marvoleath:
@CrossXhunteR it's their token case, Ben got the tokens organized
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
neisan2112: Thats an understatment
Marvoleath: This time finale!
Ilyusion: Bonkers? Is there a clown vampire?
Marvoleath: !youtube
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @ilyusion no. They're incompatible species/curse conditions.
Marvoleath: Is this the longest played game on Talkin sim?
Decaped: Act 3 sure is horrifying.
Juliamon: Marvoleath Not even close
Xerodin: we want wheeler on Mine o clock
Juliamon: it's only been 3 episodes
Redbassist:
loufghyslaufey:
Monday! Mudday! MUNDANE! Drops to drinks, it all ends 
only on Dice Friends!
DirectorStephanie:
Marvoleath subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Marvoleath! (Today's storm count: 181)
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I need to fight this supposed "one true seth."
KWardJenx: Thank you for the fantastic stream.
NotCainNorAbel: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Bring it
Redbassist: Nice
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream Serge, Kathleen, Wheeler, and Paul
rossmification:
DeM0nFiRe:
Marvoleath:
@MegaDosX but not Ben?
Redbassist:
MegaDosX: @Marvoleath He knows what he did >:|
DirectorStephanie:
thank you friends! thank you chat!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @notcainnorabel wait, what?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff:
goodnight, Chat! Don't forget to take your meds and drink some water!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @notcainnorabel wait, you're name is actually a reference to our namesake in the Bible?
NotCainNorAbel: @thedepthandbreadthofseth bingo
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Son of a bitch. Or, Eve. Whichever.
NotCainNorAbel: My brohter in arms; our other brothers; kinda dicks hu
Juliamon: LRR fanbase: home to a plethora of Seths
DeM0nFiRe: Oh, I thought your name meant you werent a cavalier from fire emblem
MegaDosX: @Juliamon A Sethora, if you will
NotCainNorAbel: lol
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