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 SymphonySolstice: she's walking back and forth over my keyboard looking for something to chew on
 TehAmelie: sounds like a way to get crumbs out of your keyboard :3
 RockPusher: "The FBI today reports that the birb sleeper cell was apparently activated by a numbers station operated by the Twitch channel of Loading Ready Run"
 SymphonySolstice: hehe
 TehAmelie: why don't we have symbiotic relationships with birds, like crocodiles?
 MalFnord: You can't fool me, birds aren't real
 TehAmelie: i could easily be more messy than a crocodile
Invitare: birds and crocodiles are both dinosaurs
Invitare: that's why they get along
 PharaohBender27: Can't remember *where* I heard/read it, but it lives rent-free in my head: The reason chickens are so mean is because they remember that they were dinosaurs once and are mad they aren't anymore
 SymphonySolstice: Panni does try to exfoliate my fingers and toes, she's just not very good at it
Invitare: chickens don't know they're not dinosaurs
 GreatWahooney: oh good I made it back before they shot the craps
Noy2222: Shooting crap? In THIS economy?
Angreed66: Chickens are mean because that's how tasty meat sacks stay alive
 GreatWahooney: @Noy2222 we can have a little crapshoot as a treat
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 GrassVortex: I'm so excited to see what happens this time 
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 GreatWahooney: I am he
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kusinohki: meows
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 ive DEFINITELY talked about it in Erika's chat before XD
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kusinohki: the delay gave me enough time to take a shower, so yay??
 RockPusher: Here comes 2!
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 and most of it is nonsense 
  TXC2: going left down!
dippedfeathers: crapshoot time!
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 PsychoI3oy: merpy chwanzistcemas
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
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NathanLonghair: I didn’t know we were doing crapshots again 😲 Been years since I’ve seen one
NathanLonghair: crapshoots*
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 PharaohBender27: @NathanLonghair They aren't as frequent. Last one was in . . . May?
DoodlestheGreat: Hyar we go.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They did one earlier this year as well. I think it is a once every so often thing now
  TXC2: NathanLonghair  we're getting one every 6 or so months
TheAinMAP:   
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 GrassVortex: 
 jvetting83: classic
  TXC2: ah Moonbase Delta
kusinohki: someone mentioned 2 crapshots a year
  Foxmar320: Time to shoot a crap
 djalternative: one crapshoot a season
 SymphonySolstice: one per "season" I believe
 lirazel64: We can have a single crapshoot, as a treat.
AMuseOfFirebane: ooo classic intro
DoubleNterprises: Cock-a-lick-chick, let's write some shit!
 CaptainSpam: Good ol' Delta.  TWO Moonbases ago! 
 MyrddintheWizard: This Intro! 
NathanLonghair: @pharaohbender27 aah yeah I think I remember hearing about that one
 Abavus: Haven't heard this jingle in a hot minute
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Now often enough to make a new intro though
kusinohki: thought the last one was part of the sub a thon
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 jacqui_lantern234: HONK
 GreatWahooney: oh wow I forgot this intro it's awesome
dippedfeathers: hello
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Hello!!
 RockPusher: Oooer, big writing setup
  Foxmar320: Well hello there
 jessieimproved: Helooooo
 xantos69: Hello delightful LRR folk!
  Simriel: Oooh time to shoot some crap
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  ,  and  !
  TXC2: as good as when we filmed it....8 years ago
 VorlonScout: Good point, Cori's shirt. How *about* coffee.
 jacqui_lantern234: paul, surprisingly, HASNT aged 
 RockPusher: I dunno, you all look more distinguished now
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: That video is A Part Of Our Heritage
 PharaohBender27: I'd say you've all aged quite well, frankly
 thebuzzstreams: the intro is a canadian heritage moment
 jessieimproved: The James pre-beard post-beard threshold
 djalternative: the only reason I'd refilm that is because of the light sync
 GreatWahooney: every time I see an older LRR videos I am startled by the baby LRRfolk in it. y'all age fantastically
 PsychoI3oy: The Shipping is still my favorite CrapShoot/shot
  Simriel: Do we all get Producer credits?
  TXC2: of course you don't look as good as you did then, you look better
 Abavus: Chat goes in, crapshot comes out
 Its_VeeBot: INT beneath a pile of rabid weasels
 spethycakes: It's ~magic~ !
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 PharaohBender27: Real question: Is the Crapshoot intro older or younger than the Crossing the Stream Intro? (filmed June 18, 2016 IIRC)
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HalfHaf: I love how everyone is wearing blue except for Corey
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 spethycakes: @HalfHaf Cori's jeans are blue!
 PharaohBender27: Happy birthday, @flatluigi !
commentarywife: Beeej
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  I think CTS is older
 PsychoI3oy: We have a beej and a cori......
HalfHaf: @spethycakes Oh very true
 xantos69: Ill Advised Cyber Mods Gone Wrong.  Robotic potato peeler or some such.
 djalternative: a recreation of The Shipping but Christmas themed?
  TXC2: it could be Anti-xmas themed
PotatoWraiths: I love seeing how the sausage is boiled
CrazymattCaptain: a most decadent Xmas
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I've helped!
 djalternative: I've written several
hey__chat: yes i have
 SnackPak_: we had homework?!?
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 calculated_uncertainties: Beejdrop Christmas?
 jacqui_lantern234: i COULD write one! dont TEST me, Turner!!!
 PharaohBender27: Oh crap! I forgot my homework! D:
 rxpalindrome: suuuuuure
epsilon_vee: *taps text box* this bad boy can hold so much input
kusinohki: animal crossing version of xmas??
RoeDent89: Ooh Crapshoot!
 bytecaster: My dog ate it
 RockPusher: Don't tempt fate James
  TXC2: yes, but it's unfilmable
 ohjanji: my cats ate mine
 MTGRanger: yes?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Santa + Beejdrop?
 flatluigi: i have one but it's mostly all of you saying happy birthday to me
YeomanAres: The Forth Christmas Ghost: Ghost of Christmas imperfect
 djalternative: I have several in the back catalogue if you want them
 dumbo3k: I love the look behind the curtain, that this particular show gives
DoubleNterprises: Uh, uh...my dog ate my Crapshot!
 spethycakes: My old apartment had a ghost cat...maybe it was trying to give me a warning
 undecided44: [Interior, Beej's office, Beej amuses himself] Graham enters...
DoodlestheGreat: I've certainly done my part in the past. ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
 GreatWahooney: I do have a script on hand but it does require more prop skulls than you probably have ready access for
  TheGreenMonster450: how about a crapshot in a courtroom 
 MTGRanger: i’ve got one line!
 niccus: does santa get homework stress dreams about christmas
adept_nekomancer: Uh... um... winter activities to do when there's no snow and you're in an office.
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RoeDent89: Congratulations!
 JadedCynic: Bappy Hirthday! 
 flatluigi: 
 SnackPak_: Santa throwing gifts at James
 PharaohBender27: Yep, I have a GIF of that moment, one sec
dippedfeathers: happle birthday @flatluigi
 Nigouki: Cam & Ian Christmas but the building decided to test the fire alarm at the same time
 calculated_uncertainties: Happy birthday, but done in the congratulations meme?
 Redbassist:  
 lirazel64:  
 dumbo3k:  
 RubikDarkwill: Bonethan!!!
 Its_VeeBot: Has there been a Crapshot that does a quazi-Charlie Brown thing?
 Abavus: Nothing some superglue can't fix
 jacqui_lantern234: here's my pitch: no jokes, only everyone going around giving consentual hugs to each other 
 ohjanji:  
 wedge_x: what's the line between prop skull and just a skull skull
 Banrael: a skull barbershop quartet audition?
 SymphonySolstice: Christmas Turtles: turtlenecks, turtledoves, Turtles chocolates, ???
 djalternative: real person is a stocking stuffer?
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's Christmas, t it's also Laundry day
commentarywife: Christmas stocks 💹
 lirazel64: 
ihlendrax: Teeth? Now I’m thinking of the Tooth Fairy having to sub in for Santa.
 RockPusher: How is the weather on the patio?
 Its_VeeBot: "Merry Christmas, James Turner!"
  TXC2: wedge_x clacium content?
DoodlestheGreat: "You've heard of 'Elf on The Shelf?' Well here's 'Skull on Your Hull!'"
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 Travilogue: Oh Shoot, I forgot that Crap was happening today.
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 bytecaster: So no excursion to Europe for the filming, got it
 djalternative: anything on the roof?
 raulghoulia: Christmas Stonks
 PharaohBender27: What happened to the skull: https://i.gyazo.com/380e45eb624bb58d0f25445dfc41b40e.gif
 wedge_x: any skull is a prop skull if you're brave enough
 hd_dabnado: Christmas Stonkings
 Doc_Layzah: Ah. The classic bottle episode format
 spethycakes: Christmas Stonks
 Redbassist: stocking stocks
 JadedCynic: or as a festive version of a Phyrigian cap
 Abavus: Tesla? 
 PharaohBender27: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun my silliness aside, have yall done a "ghosts of christmas past, present, and future" crapshot?
hey__chat: santa just screaming to the moon
 DiscordianTokkan: Christmas (Corn) Stalks
 lirazel64: But you wanted crypto?
Laserbeaks_Fury: 1980 IMB stocks
adept_nekomancer: The christmas stock market.  "Buy Rudolph!  Buy Rudolph! -- No, sell fruitcake!"
 spethycakes: why are you buying stocks at the soup store?
 Pinwiz11: Santa's uncapped subathon
dippedfeathers: Christ+(density/volume) -S = happiness?
 GreatWahooney: @jacqui_lantern234 ooh ghost of christmas present perfect
 jvetting83: Shorting stocks in Santa Co.?
 RockPusher: Holiday Bouillon
 bytecaster: It is that time of year, the time for hodling
Angreed66: Ah the classic of the stock market usually goes up on holidays as overoptimistic people make rash decisions
 MTGRanger: “this christmas, the planets are aligning…. and there’s the Undertaker with the steel chair!”
DoodlestheGreat: "He told me to get you some Dogecoin! You like dogs, don't you?"
 ohjanji: soup stocks through the roof this year
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @jacqui_lantern234 they did that on Friday nights and it was awesome. Marshall was the ghost of top decks future
 Its_VeeBot: Three friends play board games while Narrator Paul makes fun of them for not interacting like normal humans on Christmas
kusinohki: was it serge who asked for Magic cards and got cards for magic tricks??
 bytecaster: That is great!
 SquareDotCube: MTX but it's Christmas presents
 Wiliart: Getting Christmas Stocks, while you just wanted socks.
 SymphonySolstice: alternatively: the Sock Market
 undecided44: But these are the treasury bonds the man at the store said you wanted.
 beowuuf: Ian sitting infront of the tv fire alone, 10 seconds of silence, ian says menacingly 'i won...' (honk)
 SymphonySolstice: stocks but with socks
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: a financial planner explains the portfolio, a chef says "I asked for chicken stock"
 GrassVortex: 
 Banrael: ghost of Christmas futures - of pork
 lirazel64: Grammar got you stocking NFT?
 VorlonScout: IAN
adept_nekomancer: "If just 100 more of you donate, I won't crash into the Pacific.  I'm really hoping for that."
 lirazel64: *Gramma
  amative1: Maybe the NORAD Santa tracker gets confused?
 xantos69: Santa's elves keep subscribing... so they don't have to make more toys.
 betweenmyself: Santa not wearing his cap
 PTElder: Is Santa's stream sponsored? By crypto?
 Its_VeeBot: Santa Takes a Dump in Someone's Chimney
 TehAmelie: he's got a lofty goal of 192 subs, one for each country
 hd_dabnado: Holiday Cooking guide that makes a minty bomb?
 spethycakes: Okay, question: Is Santa a Cryptid?
 Abavus: Thinking it's an actual moonbase?
 djalternative: knife missels for christmas!
 beowuuf: @PTElder NFTrees
 RockPusher: The ways in which LRR made it onto the naughty list
commentarywife: Santa visiting the moonbase sound very cH
 SquareDotCube: Grandma got us apple for our stocks!
 lirazel64: What do you all not want to find in your stockings?
 accountmadeforants: You're heard about Christmas Spirit. Now meet Christmas Body and/or Christmas Mind.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @spethycakes no, he's actually Superman in disguise
 ohjanji: @spethycakes i'm going with yes
adept_nekomancer: @RockPusher I like "how each cast member made it onto the naughty list", that could be good.
 hd_dabnado: Question: How many awful christmas sweaters do you own? Maybe a fashion show?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: What if Santa himself ends up on the Naughty List?
 Its_VeeBot: Santa Has IT Troubles and has to rebuild his Red Hat server
 spethycakes: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff but is SUPERMAN a cryptid??
 Nigouki: Mari Kondo Santa?
 fastlane250: The stockings were hung by the chimney with negligence
 jacqui_lantern234: "Budget Cuts At Santa's Workshop"
 SymphonySolstice: dirty abandoned sock on the side of the road? filled with presnts
 shea_wolfe: What other holidays could take over Christmas ala Nightmare before Christmas?
 PharaohBender27: @spethycakes No, Superman is a kryptid 
Ashen_Prime: Just because I haven't been able to escape it performing in my Theatre for the last month: something with Nutcracker, hopefully including Cori throwing punches.
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @spethycakes no, there's too much proof he actually exists (in universe, anyway)
 Abavus: What is the biggest funny object you can fit inside of a normal sock?
 hd_dabnado: yes?
dippedfeathers: head elf is concerned about the gluten content of cookies and the pasteurization of the milk. Santa eats anyway.
 spethycakes: @PharaohBender27 I doff my holiday cap
commentarywife: Yes almost certainly
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 KirbySliver: All Slivers are now Kirbys in addition to their other types!
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 calculated_uncertainties: There's a box in the box!
 Earthenone: rudolph the "red nosed" reindeer finally gets a DUI
 djalternative: Mrs Clause ends up on the naughty list
 Its_VeeBot: Santa Claus meets Satan Claus
DoodlestheGreat: @Abavus Your head?
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, and it's a rare box
 RockPusher: Halloween finally invades, the war on christmas has begun!
 PTElder: Boxnard was sent a box by a fan
 PharaohBender27 goes to LRRWiki
 hd_dabnado:  Boxnard
 JadedCynic: that was a boxnard one...
 Woogachaka: Santa needs new socks this year, test fits every stocking and now they smell?
Laserbeaks_Fury: UnBoxing Day
RoeDent89: Halloween vs Christmas: Satan vs Santa
  TXC2: !wiki
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 xantos69: Oh I like the DUI idea.  People keep leaving spiked egg nog for santa and he gets pulled over.
 beowuuf: I was going to suggest a santa proof of life boxnard but i think something similar has been done before
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 JAndersonCAD: Happy Holidays LRR
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Laserbeaks_Fury: oh maybe it was a Boxing Day
 Earthenone: boxnard, but the end of the episode has us throw the box at james?
 SquareDotCube: I think we've done something with fruitcake
ToastyLoaff: Santa trying to be green by giving less coal due to its environmental impact
 jacqui_lantern234: Angry Zen Master: Holiday Extraviganza 
 JadedCynic: 
SquareDotCube subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 87 months!
 SquareDotCube: Huh
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 Banrael: boxnard complaining about how wrapping boxes ruins the boxes
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 JadedCynic: he calls his P.O. Box, "The Box Box"
PotatoWraiths: it's so stupid and perfect
 bytecaster: No idea what to do with this but Chess Boxing Day
 JadedCynic: 
PotatoWraiths: I love it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Boxing Day. Tim eto box up your old boxes
 accountmadeforants: Santa announces Christmas merger with Mother's Day, after already acquiring Easter. The FTC is concerned.
dippedfeathers: instead of coal, Santa gives petroleum.
 Its_VeeBot: Boxnard practices the other kind of boxing
 SquareDotCube: Oh! What if Boxnard opens a fruitcake like a box?
 jacqui_lantern234: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE 😈
 PTElder: Angry Zen Yule Log?
 SocraticMethod: @dippedfeathers petrolium jelly!
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 GreatWahooney: empty your stocking!
  TXC2: 50 singles of the sound of silence
 beowuuf: boxnard wrapping up a box for boxing day
 xantos69: Empty your mind of naughtyness... EMPTY IT!
 jacqui_lantern234: EMPTY YOUR STOCKING
 hd_dabnado: Somebody gifts a "Yule Log"
 jacqui_lantern234: EMPTY IT
 Cuttlebranch: Cam and Ian Christmas, but it's Angry Zen Master and....?
 djalternative: do we have enough bits for an entire The Crapshot Christmas Album sketch?
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 Its_VeeBot: OK, hear me out: Off-brand Rocky training montage, and then Paul turns to the camera and does a Boxnard intro
 JadedCynic: why isn't your stocking EMPTY???
 ExitPursuedByABear: What about Boxnard's child, Lootnard, who does something with loot boxes?
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 JadedCynic: @accountmadeforants 
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 bytecaster: Tencent is trying to buy 60% of Santa
ToastyLoaff: The elves are unionizing
 Nigouki: excited family filming Venus in the sky but misidentifying it as Santa
NathanLonghair: “What’s in the stocking this year… it’s…. prominent junk???”
 SquareDotCube: Oh geez, cannibals trying to find a Steven for Christmas, might be a little too grim
 hd_dabnado: The Origin of Christmas Treej
dippedfeathers: Santa denies allegations of market manipulation.
kusinohki: beej drop - "I give you....  ME!"
 TehAmelie: how about American Thanksgiving gets merged with Christmas but not Canadian
 PTElder: Alternately - A Santa Bankruptcy resulting in the naughty/nice list being sold off ala RadioSahack?
 beowuuf: lol
Dylanthesquig: Merica Santa
 SymphonySolstice: inventing a new car holiday, a la Toyotathon
 calculated_uncertainties: Is Canadian Christmas different?
DoodlestheGreat: Santa's Loot Boxes: 0.0000001% chance of actual present, the rest are coal.
 MalFnord: Magic and whimsy cannot be calculated by the Algorithm into investor value
 xantos69: @SquareDotCube This is gold.  How about a PSA to all people named Steven to stay indoors and hidden on Christmas.
adept_nekomancer: @ToastyLoaff Or the elves union goes on strike
Invitare: Santa doesn't need bodyguards. He takes on Darkseid every single year, alone
LesBeauxPlastiques: ahoy all
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: To harkens back to the greatest Christmas movie. Die Hard
 jacqui_lantern234:  gdi beej
LesBeauxPlastiques: happy shortest day day
 JadedCynic: "It's......fine." Damning by faint praise...
 niccus: santa is going to get lasered so much this year
 RockPusher: Is it a bromance? Does it create endorphin sprinkles?
  TXC2: it's Arnold making a tacticool Santa movie right now ?
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 djalternative: In the spirit of The Endorphin Report's newest episode, we can do a sketch on how everyone wants to fuck a snowman
  TXC2: *isn't
 Woogachaka: The elf planning meeting for the 2028 general strike, specifically trying to renegotiate their current union contract to expire on may 1st of that year and what line items are just too important to cut?
 Anaerin: To Borrow from The Stupendium, The Commercialization of Christmas was inevitable since it was all about the birth of Christ, so it's always been about generating a Prophet.
 Its_VeeBot: Tugger Nutts Hangs Christmas Balls
 hd_dabnado: Christmas Carolers will NOT leave somebody alone until they get Figgy Pudding and also the end to capitalism
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  Simriel: Krampus in red 1 was great tbh
 flatluigi: what else can we put up beej
 calculated_uncertainties: Beej was decorated first in a live?
DoodlestheGreat: Hey beej.
 beowuuf: @djalternative  "Do you want to  a snowman..."
  TXC2: Hello Beej
 betweenmyself: Christmas Stalking: Krampus creeping on Santa
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  amative1: "Do you want to fuck a snowman? Doesn't have to be a snowman..."
moepmoepmoepmoepmoepmoep: spokesperson doing christmas carols
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wouter215: "Santa" is too culturally insensitive, thus has been replaced with the "winter merryment manager"
 Earthenone: inside of you are 3 snowmen
 hd_dabnado: or maybe, Christmas Carolers who demand more and more elaborate items from the house
 Its_VeeBot: *james drinking hot chocolate for 30 seconds, then turns to camera* "What? We're on break. Piss off."
 beowuuf: don't kinkshame cori
 TheWooglie: marshmallow man
 Unas84: Might be a bit too topical, but Santa's elves watch the news and learn about the Amazon strike, questions arise
Dylanthesquig: biblically acute snowman
 SquareDotCube: I feel like that ends in the ER room with doctors asking how you got frostbite *there*
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Dave's Discount Christmas Ornaments
 calculated_uncertainties: Grudge match different Santa's? Krwmpus, st Nicholas, ECT
 accountmadeforants: @Earthenone All but one are melting (that one is plastic)
 jae_dorian: Christmas cryptid petting zoo
 N2Osferatu: Increasingly decadent Nog recipes
ToastyLoaff: Hunky snowman has always been
 hd_dabnado: the Life and Death of Christmas Treej
 xantos69: A really thirsty snow sculptor.
 jacqui_lantern234: i know what im watching after this XD
 RockPusher: Remember don't lick the icy pole 
adept_nekomancer: "Lesser Known Cryptids of North America"
dippedfeathers: Christmas carolers that are actually a hive mind. if they come for you, oh no.
cuttlefishman: Crap... shoot?  You telling me a crap recorded this funny comedy sketch?
 MTGRanger: A Merry Phailcorp Christmas
 Its_VeeBot: A Very Beej Christmas
Dylanthesquig: he's just covered in confectionary sugar...
 hd_dabnado: @dippedfeathers defs think there is something there
 Nigouki: no, Beej more Beej
 Anaerin: Sexy Snowman - That's not a carrot in his pants.
 xantos69: I do like the phrase "Balls Deep By Boxing Day"
 betweenmyself: Person just comes to life, is technically only a fews seconds old…  icky
 couchboyj: Icy pooes stick to more than tongues
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Balls Deep By Boxing Day is a *great* smut title
Laserbeaks_Fury: Little Mermaid 2 does this lol
 beowuuf: Balls Deep By Boxing Day was the sequel to Sleepless in Seattlle, right?
 JadedCynic: You're taking it 'beyond the pale' Beej, but we like where we're going with it.
 betweenmyself: *snowman
Angreed66: It's still less weird than the real movie
 Abavus: Spoilers D:
cuttlefishman: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo Tugger Nutts is Balls Deep by Boxing Day
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 N2Osferatu: Chicken eggnog, duck eggnog, ostrich eggnog, fish eggnog (that's just caviar?)
 korvys: mic 5
 Abavus: MIC 5
Shankx88: Greetings from germany 
cuttlefishman: mic 5
 korvys: We heard... liquid
  TXC2: hello Shankx88 welcome
 Nigouki: it's all anime lady impersonations
 SnackPak_: it was pretty good hot water ASMR
 Wolfstrike_NL: I just heard: password is fartbutt
 SquareDotCube: Blame beej. Bleej!
 Earthenone: hopefully there is no heated gamer moments
 PharaohBender27: @Shankx88 Herzliche Grüße!
 PharaohBender27: 
 jacqui_lantern234: "and send money to jacqui..." 
 beowuuf: "this oughta hold the litle sob's"
 Its_VeeBot: Beej is telling someone the WiFi Password, which as we all know is Dickbutt
 hd_dabnado: Christmas Carolers who dont demand figgy pudding, instead demand affordable housing
 TimIAm: That's he remembers them
RoeDent89: That's the real beej drop
 RockPusher: It's good! 
 SquareDotCube: Writes down 42069
 bytecaster: What kind of Streamer is Santa though?
 RockPusher: Santa needs that side-hustle
 Zael250: The Pigeon 2 : Send Nood(le)s
 PTElder: One could raid the other as a stinger?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Santa finds out he's on the Naughty List
 Abavus: Off season gig job
 betweenmyself: 364 day Subathon
 jacqui_lantern234: i mean, im biased towards Angry Zen Master
 GrassVortex: subathon so he can afford all the presents?
 Cuttlebranch: The original Frosty cartoon was frikken DARK. Those kids had to watch their new magical friend die!
adept_nekomancer: So what would Santa be streaming?  Is he livestreaming his sleighride?
  TXC2: bytecaster V-tuber 
ToastyLoaff: Santa streams COD and keeps dying because he tries to go down chimineys
RoeDent89: Sorry, Alaska! We've run out of time!
Laserbeaks_Fury: I like off peak to cure bordeom, but it got out hand
 Its_VeeBot: Santa telling noobs they're on the naughty list
 asthanius: the subs subsidize the presents
Jogela: For Sants uncapped subathon going to involved the rotation of Santa clauses between "shifts"
dippedfeathers: Santa’s Undercover uncapped subatathon to pay the bills.
  Simriel: Secret Santa, but its Undercover Boss
 Rogue_07: Oh man, I'd *love* another angry Zen master!
 xantos69: Ok, but what games does Santa play?
 Irsaan: Substitute Santa doesn't understand the assignment, fills stockings with feet?
 korvys: "People complaining about having a birthday near Xmas, and the camera pans over to Jesus"
Laserbeaks_Fury: People appealing being put on the Naughty List
 Diabore: maybe santa has a "youtube" moment
ToastyLoaff: He plays Sims
 JadedCynic: shroud
 Anaerin: For reference, The Stupendium just put out his Christmas video, and it is titled "The North Pole Corporate Takeover", so that might not be a good option.
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2: Santa plays Factorio
 GrassVortex: playing some game with bad FMV, acted out in the studio 
 wedge_x: Santa's actually just a real dick in voice chat
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Playing with the easternbunny
 RockPusher: "Oh, the mods have had to add xxx420blazeItxxx to the naughty list!"
TheAinMAP: How does Streaming Santa sign off?  What links does he list off to find him?
 xantos69: Spawn camping?  I'm putting you on the Naughty List!
 betweenmyself: Santa streaming Genshin, complaining about loot boxes
adept_nekomancer: "Today we're going to build a chimney in Minecraft.  Crap, I fell down a hole."
 undecided44: What was the watch and play game... "sneaky Santa" or something?
 Abavus: Gamer moments 
 spethycakes: He sees you when you're camping; he knows when you're AFK
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cuttlefishman: do they even have an easter bunny costume
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, Ian has to play Santa in this thing.
 lirazel64: Santa plays Elden Ring.
 couchboyj: Hanzo main?  VERY NAUGHTY
  TXC2: expand the lore
ToastyLoaff: Santa got REALLY into Balatro and is forcing it on everyone this Xmas
 calculated_uncertainties: Raid by other holidays
 JadedCynic: "Sounds like someone just had a Stressful Gamer Moment - time to bring out the Naughty List!"
 djalternative: yeah. I think The Crapshot Christmas Album is a better version of Angry Zem Master Album
 Diabore: santa has a gamer moment on the subathon and has to make a youtube apology video
 putz12a: I like the idea that Santa is "stream sniping" while he's on Twitch, because "He know's if you've been bad or good."
 SquareDotCube: Angry Zen Master meets Santa
 Its_VeeBot: @Diabore Santa Apology Video is strong
 calculated_uncertainties: Angry zen man is Santa 364
 Abavus: Advice how to not panic about xmas preparations?
 RockPusher: … do we have a santa dating sim on Steam that santa's chat has made him play?
 djalternative: Zen Master does Silent Night
 xantos69: Ok Zen Master sings the 12 days of Christmas... but each thing is just "Quietly Meditating"
 ExitPursuedByABear: is it a colab albut between the Zen Master and Greg the Gardner?
  TheGreenMonster450: Angry zen master sells out
 lirazel64: Get through Christmas with zen?
commentarywife: It's an Enya Style Christmas album
 Anaerin: "Embrace the spirit of the season! Why are you not Ho-Ho-Hoing!"
 SymphonySolstice: a zen meditation ablum for christmaas
 JadedCynic: I think the Angry Zen Master feels he needs to diversify.
dippedfeathers: Clear your mind with These Zen Koans/Christmas Carols.
 korvys: Toast man, but he ate your figgy pudding
 kumatsu: something with bell tones?
 betweenmyself: Santa yelling about Coca Cola “They didn’t ask permission to use my likeness!  I’m a Mountain Dew Code Red Zero man!”
 orangeceltic71: If it's "and friends" - what about having Greg from Gardening with Greg in there too?
 DiscordianTokkan: Court-ordered
 bytecaster: What is the lore justification!
commentarywife: Christmas is stressful?
dippedfeathers: he needs money. he had a nasty divorce.
 TheArchitectX: Christmas crackers safety PSA.
 jvetting83: avoid naughty moments.
 lirazel64: Meditating in a Winter Wonderland?
kusinohki: LRR xmas carol?  crapshots past, present, and future??
 Earthenone: are your parrents still asleap? EMPTY YUOR STOCKINGS
adept_nekomancer: Only once he's worked through his rage can he clear his mind.
 JadedCynic: the stress of The Holiday Season
  TXC2: "this hoilday season, is your mind full of STUFF?!"
Forgotten_Sanity: Zen at family dinner?
 Its_VeeBot: The problem is I don't entirely know if AZM even celebrates Christmas?
 N2Osferatu: "Are you consumed by earthly desires this time of year?"
commentarywife: Awh angry Zen master plus Greg is genius
cuttlefishman: zen around boxing day
 SquareDotCube: Ate your Toast ate Santa's cookies and soon learns why you don't do that
 Anaerin: @betweenmyself Look, presents have become things it's impossible for the elves to whittle from wood, so he charges the Coca-Cola company for likeness rights, which then pays for all those PS5s.
 LordZarano: Idea: The office christmas party is Die Hard themed ("It's a christmas movie!"). Most of the office is hostages
 Rogue_07: Carol of the Bells lol
 ohjanji: 
 lirazel64: Hark to the Gong/Sweet brazen gong
  TXC2: "EMPTY YOUR MIND! with these zenful songs..."
 flatluigi: there's a ton of christmas songs that are trying to be about quiet, and silence, and peace
 Nigouki: Zen Master in a car trying to find parking during pre-christmas shopping? Remote camera possible?
 Its_VeeBot: Wait, that's a good punchline: "Wait, I'm a Buddhist, what the fuck am I doing?"
 PsychoI3oy: GwG christmas decorations?
 TehAmelie: ooh, crossover
 Manae: A Zen and Greg Christmas?
 JadedCynic: oh WOW -  Hard Mode™
 hd_dabnado: Family Zen deals with problematic uncle
 djalternative: maybe this is an ad on CFUT?
  Foxmar320: Zen at family dinner? Impossible when politics starts up
adept_nekomancer: Or the angle could be "not even a zen master has enough mental discipline to withstand holiday stress"
 spethycakes: The Zen Family Holiday Karaoke Night
 raulghoulia: ghosts of christmas zen
  Simriel: Angry Zen Master visits his family for Christmas?
 betweenmyself: Santa streams throughout the year because there’s not enough coal; so he pwns the naughty instead.
RoeDent89: I was gonna say is this how we get Angry Zen Master onto CFUT?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I got you 'Nothing' for Christmas this year!"
dippedfeathers: Stay Zen when doing really late Christmas shopping.
 accountmadeforants: Angry Zen Master likes the idea of Secret Santa, but doesn't understand why his gift of Absolutely Nothing was not appreciated.
 TheArchitectX: Angry Zen Master Christmas Eve shopping.
 beowuuf: a zen-ny and greg christmas
 VorlonScout: Now I'm imagining the entire Angry Zen Family at Christmas Dinner
 Its_VeeBot: AZM deals with his shitty uncle
 SquareDotCube: Oh I got it Angry Zen Master trying his best to be a yule log
 Abavus: Hard cuts between topics?
  amative1: featuring such classics as "EMPTY YOUR MIND"
 electric_claire: Is this anything? Santa doing a white elephant exchange?
RoeDent89: Pure Moods: The Mood is ANGRY
dippedfeathers: Oh Zenenbaum
 lirazel64: Carol of the Gong
 Rogue_07: Not-so-silent night
 Its_VeeBot: "Why is your NIGHT not SILENT?!"
 Nigouki: oooh, Zen Master almost survives Whammageddon
  amative1: "Order now, and we'll include A Gravitic Warp Christmas as a bonus disc"
aitsu100: No L
adept_nekomancer: Unwrap your mind!
 beissman: christmas etiqutte ted talk by anfry zen master
 JadedCynic: Goodwill TO MEN!!!
 Anaerin: Your MIND should be like this night - HOLY!
 beowuuf: you got your jingle bells mind shit all over the floor, now the floor is full of bells
 beowuuf: LOL
 xantos69: Silent Little Drummer Boy
 Stormgod519: well hello everyone!
 Caffine1138: Oh Silent Mind
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DoodlestheGreat: "Okay, boys & girls. At one million subs Mrs. Claus will give Santa a chest waxing!"
 hd_dabnado: Feliz Navidont be mad
 SquareDotCube: Deck the Hall but gradually angrier
 Stormgod519: Silent Mind...
aitsu100: just a chant of NO L
 ohjanji: Ragin' Around the Christmas Tree
 jacqui_lantern234: all i want for christmas is you...R MIND TO BE EMPTY
 TehAmelie: the weather outside is stressful
dippedfeathers: O Zenenbaum.
 lirazel64: Om all ye faithful
 niccus: does this cut to the same cori character as last year's
 beowuuf: Wrest Ye Mind from Merry Genteman of Distraction
 xantos69: Be like a rock... around the Christmas tree
 Its_VeeBot: I was about to suggest "Rudolph the Red Faced Reindeer" but then realized that's probably a bad idea
 accountmadeforants: Rather than giving your heart this Christmas, Angry Zen Master suggests really focusing on it, and no other part of your body
 Anaerin: "Deck" the halls, where Deck is the other meaning (fighting)
 Asoxa: Would it work to have the zen master slowly stressing out the presenter?
 beowuuf: @dippedfeathers 
 TreeVor84: not Christmasy, but an anger management group therapy session with Greg, Angry Zen Master, and the Banana.
  RayFK: Uh ohhhhh, crapppppyyyyys
dippedfeathers: I want a stress-free Hippocampus for Christmas.
 Its_VeeBot: @Anaerin Deck the Halls in the Face
 Stormgod519: @lirazel64 those whose mind is vacant...
 SquareDotCube: I saw Mommy punching Santa Claus
 SymphonySolstice: that's fair tbh
 jacqui_lantern234: @RayFK jordan, PLEASE (dont stop, i love it)
 calculated_uncertainties: Dave the spokesman is the seller, all the cuts to songs are angry zen man
 Rogue_07: God, Rest your mind, merry gentlemen!
 Stormgod519: @RayFK Jordan... please!
 JadedCynic: @TreeVor84 The Banana isn't ragey; the Banana is on a Mission™
  TXC2: hello RayFK
adept_nekomancer: "I'll be Mad for Christmas"
 Anaerin: God, REST you merry gentlemen.
 lirazel64: Calm to the World!
 calculated_uncertainties: A cfut special
  amative1: Mary, did you know how to empty your mind?
 Stormgod519: Om all ye faithful, those whose minds are vacant...
Fr0Dough: Grandma got ran over by my zen
dippedfeathers: Joy to the World of Pain I will inflict on you if you make me angry.
 TreeVor84: @jadedcynic 🤣
 putz12a: Grandma got run over by Negative Emotions
 Rogue_07: @Fr0Dough Grandma got run over by a zen deer, surely
 TehAmelie: Cathartic Yelling at Little Drummer Boy. okay you already made that sketch
 Anaerin: Sat in the car outside, just before going in.
commentarywife: Christmas tree scene
Fr0Dough: @Rogue_07 You deserve a medal
 Nigouki: Zen album under the mistletoe
 JadedCynic: touche, James 
Magnifisquatch: Grandma got run over by an Enya
 djalternative: Stock Footage also works for the vibes
 SymphonySolstice: stonk images
 Caffine1138: oh. "Away in an Empty Mind"
 Abavus: The spirit of stock footage seems appropriate
 Anaerin: Two people, sat in the car, psyching themselves up to go into the gathering, when the commercial starts on the radio.
 niccus: unrelated stock footage with christmas overlay
gluonquark: I know it's probably not super appropriate but... are yhere any news about friday nights? Last I remember we had a date of around December...
dippedfeathers: “Mary did you know that I am angry?”
 hd_dabnado: Feliz Navi-dad is getting more and more right wing each year
 accountmadeforants: Someone could also be completely stressed out and have just gone into the hallway or kitchen (with dinner noises in the background), so you don't have to show the dinner.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Even Christams At Ground Zero has bells
 Caffine1138: "Last Christmas you Emptied Your Mind"
 betweenmyself: guy in a truck going to town on a burrito *christmas bells in the background*
 JadedCynic: Oh, I got SO many remixes/mashups now...
gluonquark: Thank you 
 pyronils80: Hello and good evening!   
adept_nekomancer: "Feliz Namaste"
  TXC2: hello pyronils80  welcome
 lirazel64: @adept_nekomancer Perfect!
commentarywife: Surrounded by presents
  Simriel: Can he have a Christmas jumper over the Gi
 djalternative: Yall didn't loose the gi in the move, right?
 JadedCynic: maybe some peaceful holiday scene...
aitsu100: All i want for Christmas is to knock out your front teeth
 jacqui_lantern234: @adept_nekomancer omg i love it
 TehAmelie: Auld Lang Zen
 jacqui_lantern234: just add a santa hat
 SymphonySolstice: christmas vest?
 TheWriterAleph: gi over the christmas sweater then
 JadedCynic: xmas sweater UNDER the gi?
dippedfeathers: Gi over the Christmas sweater
 Abavus: Do you have a vest?
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: yeah, gi *over* the sweater
  Simriel: Oh yes Over the Gi is better
 JadedCynic: at the neck and arms...
 TehAmelie: take a cup of kindness AND CHOKE IT DOWN RIGHT NOW
 Stormgod519: okay i need food, brb
  Simriel: Under*
  TXC2: we need Xmas sweater Gis 
 hd_dabnado: should maybe check you still have the Gi
gizmofreak1: they're streaming crapshoots again?
 JadedCynic: yeah, good idea
 dumbo3k: Is there going to be a clip of the Angry Zen Master with the cursed christmas singy hat?
 JadedCynic: @gizmofreak1 one-off
 lirazel64: I'm dreaming of a zen Christmas
  TXC2: gizmofreak1  one every 6 months or so
 TheWriterAleph: if there was more of a lead-up, an Ugly Christmas Sweater Gi sounds amazing
 RockPusher: We accidentally tested the range on the mics the other day
  TXC2: dumbo3k  I think that died
 JadedCynic: 
 SquareDotCube: Do we Whamegeddon at the end?
 Anaerin: Angry Zen Master, in the full Gi, wearing the "Singing" Christmas hat, trying to maintain his cool while it does it's full performance. (And failing)
 PharaohBender27: @RockPusher And how far does it go?
 djalternative: Silent Fight?
dippedfeathers: O Zenanbuam
 jacqui_lantern234: Feliz Namaste?
 Rogue_07: God, rest your mind, ye merry gentlemen!
 hd_dabnado: I like puns
 RockPusher: PharaohBender27 Paul reported that Ian made it across the road
  TXC2: it's begin to look a lot like your mind is empty
  Foxmar320: All I want for Christmas is Silence
Laserbeaks_Fury: No-Dwells
 MalFnord: Six of one, half-dozen of the other?
 spethycakes: O Come All Ye Tranquil
aitsu100: empty your mind NO L
 PharaohBender27: @RockPusher The ROAD!? 
 CodeIndigo: It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Dogen
 TheWriterAleph: @jacqui_lantern234 @adept_nekomancer @jacqui_lantern234 feliz namaste is very good
Fr0Dough: 69 calming tracks
 JadedCynic: @djalternative nah, not the ANGRY part, but the ZEN part - serenity and peaceful
 SquareDotCube: Joy to World
 PharaohBender27: @RockPusher How much traffic noise did it pick up!?
  Simriel: WHY IS YOUR MIND NOT FILLED WITH JOY
 Rogue_07: Grandma got run over by the zen deer
 jacqui_lantern234: @TheWriterAleph yeah, that was nekomancer's joke 
 SquareDotCube: And then it's all downhill
dippedfeathers: O Zenenbuam
 TehAmelie: Koan of the bells
 ExachixKitsune: "Come all ye faithful listeners"
 JadedCynic: WHY IS YOUR STOCKING NOT EMPTY???
 SquareDotCube: And then it just ends with a violent Las Christmas
 JadedCynic: just the 'adjusted' titles?
 RockPusher: PharaohBender27 I was impressed too  (stream wasn't live at the time, just for Paul's ears)
 Cptasparagus: Its Beginning to Taste A Lot Like Peach Schnapps
 accountmadeforants: Experience Christmas/Holiday Spirit!
 PharaohBender27: @RockPusher Ah, I see
 JadedCynic: I mean, I'd buy that.
 xantos69: It has to end with "Be sure to like, share the holiday spirit, and subscribe."
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Stop thinking about CHRISTMAS!"
 Anaerin: It's a Holy night, a SILENT night!
 Irsaan: You won't have to empty your wallet to empty your mind.
adept_nekomancer: Empty your mind!  And your stocking!  But mostly your mind!
 lirazel64: Droning
 jacqui_lantern234:  IAN YES
 Anaerin: The Angry Zen Master wRaps
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Mollylele: christmas zenmaster is the theme?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Let it go, let it go, let it go
 VorlonScout: I missed who suggested "why is your mind not silent?" earlier but that one was great
 TheWriterAleph: Rrrr... Silent... NIGHT.
 VorlonScout: night*
 accountmadeforants: This Christmas, abandon all material interests, and give no gifts!
 CodeIndigo: Sutra Bells, It's Zazen Night in the City
 PharaohBender27: @VorlonScout I think a couple of people pitched that one
 RockPusher: "CAROL of the BELLS" cut to "DING DONG DING DONG"
  TXC2: Mollylele  angry Zenmaster selling a xmas CD
cuttlefishman: who in LRR even has a CD player right now
 JadedCynic: or 36 cassettes
 xantos69: Silent Night Meditation.
 VorlonScout: @PharaohBender27 There's a lot of scroll. 
 N2Osferatu: By the end he needs to table flip and storm out
 Anaerin: Carol of the Zen.
 TehAmelie: Fairytale of New York is already so violent the zen master could hardly improve it
aitsu100: lol
 Irsaan: Go full Whose line and make it 20 songs on 40 CDs as a joke
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: oh NO!  
 lirazel64: The First Zazen the Buddha did say...
 SymphonySolstice: 
NimrodXIV: ~5 golden CDs~
  Foxmar320: Big Tape is BIG
 fastlane250: Oh hey, I have one of those
Izandai: That's enormous.
 SnackPak_: beeg
 jacqui_lantern234: OH YES!!! XD
 JadedCynic: yes!
 accountmadeforants: No, it just looks like you're suddenly very small
 RockPusher: was about to ask where you got a broadcast tape
 dumbo3k: Oh, that is huge!
aitsu100: its like 3times the size
 raulghoulia: lorge
  TXC2: well it's one Graham chest wide
  amative1: that is a lorge boy
adept_nekomancer: "Available on 5 CDs, 16 cassettes, or a USB drive that you will absolutely have to flip over like four times before it goes in."
 Astra7525: one of the tracks is a repeat of an earlier one, but it's (vocals-only)
 CodeIndigo: Available on 5 CDs, 27 8-tracks, or one OmniCassette
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's work so well at emptying you mind, you forgot you bought it
 PharaohBender27: We'd need VHS tape for scale
 RockPusher: and then I remembered the new desk
 xantos69: Just be sure to have something in shot to set the scale for the tape
 Irsaan: It looks preposterously large
 spethycakes: Lorge
 PharaohBender27: Oh DAMN
EmmaPartlow: LORFE
 jacqui_lantern234: it only looks normal size cause graham is MASSIVE 
Izandai: 
EmmaPartlow: *LORGE
 fastlane250: le beeg tape
 accountmadeforants: VHS, and VHS PRO MAX
 Abavus: Kids ask your parents what VHS is
 Cuttlebranch: A massive SLAB of a tape
 GreatWahooney: chunky!
dippedfeathers: big boi
commentarywife: Duude
 SnackPak_: 
 ExachixKitsune: "This is a VHS tape, and this one is very large"
  TXC2: the VHS tape she tells you not to worry about
 JadedCynic: yeah, it's fine
 TheWriterAleph: 
cuttlefishman: Betacam SP L?
 JadedCynic: 
 RockPusher: Does the label on that tape need censoring?
cuttlefishman: If it is a Betacam SP L, then it has ~90min storage time
 JadedCynic: it's blank, I think
Laserbeaks_Fury: A Beta arrives precisely when it intends to
 N2Osferatu: One of these is very big, one of them is fast away
 bytecaster: 5 CDs or 50 mini disks
 SquareDotCube: I vote Zen Master just loses it at the start of the last song - Last Christmas
 TheWriterAleph: @N2Osferatu neeeeear. faaaaaar.
 beowuuf: large samara coming through the tv - new kink discovered
 JadedCynic:  
 wedge_x: we already ruined the Hobbit 35 minutes ago
 jacqui_lantern234: beej yes 
 xantos69: The only thing I want for Christmas is an empty mind.
 SymphonySolstice: one more expensive VHS tape for the millenial nostalgia
 SquareDotCube: Wax cylinder that doubles like a candle
 lirazel64: Hark to the Gong
cuttlefishman: What type of a Betacam is it
 RockPusher: 
 JadedCynic: YES!
NimrodXIV: amazing
  amative1: "Do you hear what I hear? No, because my mind is empty!"
 jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IAN YES
 spethycakes: 
aitsu100: perfection
cuttlefishman: Want to figure out it's storage size
 RockPusher: okay this works
 JadedCynic: GOOD JOB IAN!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: yes!
 TheWriterAleph: holy YES
dippedfeathers: beautiful
 ohjanji: hahaha epic
adept_nekomancer: "Come ye merry gentle-zen"
 bytecaster: That is a great look!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Love it!!
 Sorator13: incredible
 orangeceltic71: Yay!
  TXC2: Banned from the Dojo
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 northos: time to repaint the wall blue 
Laserbeaks_Fury: Baby It's Void Outside
 TheArchitectX: Good King Zen-ceslaus.
 accountmadeforants: Or yellow screen him, or red-screen him, or blue-screen him
 N2Osferatu: @thewriteraleph Grover teaches 90s video recording formats
 shea_wolfe: Time for bluescreen
 RockPusher: blue screen it is!
 wedge_x: is there not a bluescreen there?
 VorlonScout: "All I Want for Christmas is Zen"
 jacqui_lantern234: quick! get a blue screen 
 djalternative: do you have a blue screen?
 wedge_x: do I have to gift y'all a bluescreen LOL
 PharaohBender27: 
 xantos69: A bonus track for Chanukah?
 Anaerin: You CAN green-screen it, you just need to mask roughly on the Gi first.
dippedfeathers: Walking in a temperate okay-place.
 RockPusher: actually bluescreen with the jeans would be great 
 accountmadeforants: @djalternative I think one of the ornaments was blue
 Its_VeeBot: Little Drummer Boy Needs to Shut Up
aitsu100: 2017
Mollylele: (imperative) Sleep! in heavenly! peace!!
 RockPusher: Didn't we have a little Zen master in a CFUT Live at some point?
 PharaohBender27: 
 Abavus: Oof
grander_pastures: And a Merry ZenMaster Christmas To You
 Its_VeeBot: @Mollylele I, too, have watched that episode of MST3K 
 Anaerin: Don't call it a comeback.
cuttlefishman: 2016... was like 20 yrs ago
 jacqui_lantern234: its been 8 years since 
  TXC2: time keeps a moving
commentarywife: Wow, that's a long time ago!
 Rogue_07: I still think the one crapshot where Ian farts into the camera is an honorary AZM
 TheWriterAleph: my favorite part of any BTS production stuff is, "okay, where's that thing i'm pretty sure we have somewhere?"
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I can't think of a good pun riff on "I Have A Little Dreidl" but we need one Hanukkah song
 Earthenone: open the doors?
 jacqui_lantern234: CORIANDER XD
 PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 Yeah, but it feels like 20 years thanks to the 2020 time dialation 
grander_pastures: That's already done cori
 Mischievous_Catgeist: 12 days of zenmas
 TehAmelie: on the twelfth day of christmas my love gave to me a reduction of material clutter in my life. yeah it might have been a robbery.
 Sorator13: Rudolph the Meditative Reindeer?
 SymphonySolstice: six white boomers, raging at santa claus
 RockPusher: ♫ Last Christmas, I emptied my mind ♫
 JadedCynic: *starts gobbling Advil because 8 years isn't 'a long time ago' to me...*
 wedge_x: call your mom call your dad it's Christmas Rad
  amative1: Seems like something Bob Rivers would've done
 lirazel64: Frosty the Non-man?
EmmaPartlow: All I Want For Christmas is Peace (and Quiet)
Laserbeaks_Fury: "And since we've still thoughts to show, Let It Go, Let It Go, Let It Go..."
 SquareDotCube: Silver Bells *gong noise*
dippedfeathers: I have a (metaphorical) Little Dreidel.
 Anaerin: The 12 Koans of Chistmas
 JadedCynic: Silver Gongs?
dippedfeathers: O Zenenbuam
 jacqui_lantern234: Cori, just cause i called you a "weeaboomer" that ONE time before that CDHC stream 
grander_pastures: Is this a Zen Master Christmas Album ala Mariah Carrie?
Mollylele: zenmaster yelling just the "ding dong" part from carol of the bells
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adept_nekomancer: I still think "Feliz Namaste" would be great for a song title.
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 orangeceltic71: All I Want for Christmas is for YOU TO EMPTY YOUR MIND!
 Rogue_07: And the very next day, it was still empty!
 N2Osferatu: And you can too!
 Its_VeeBot: SILENT Night! Emphasis on SILENT!
 jae_dorian: I Wish it could be Christmas everyday? No because I have transcended desire
 TheWriterAleph: @adept_nekomancer yes please, 'feliz namaste' is so good
Laserbeaks_Fury: Quaid....Empty your mind....
 lirazel64: All I want for Christmas is Nothing
CrazymattCaptain: the 12 days of christmas could be interesting, but needs some lyrics worked out
 ExachixKitsune: "Do they know it's christmas in Nirvana"
 Rogue_07: Grandma got run over by a zen deer, and now her mind is empty\
 TehAmelie: Auld Lang Zen
 Anaerin: It's beginning to look a lot like NOTHING.
 TheWriterAleph: love a good listicle
 Its_VeeBot: Or rather, Silent Night, just like YOUR MIND SHOULD BE!
commentarywife: Zen winter hymnal
 bytecaster: CUM Wizard
 xantos69: I need a pun for the bonus track.  "dreidel dreidel dreidel"
 Abavus: 
 RockPusher: "Do they know it's christmas? NO, because their MINDS are EMPTY!"
 jacqui_lantern234: "dot ASS"
 spethycakes: dot nonbin
 Sorator13: 
 djalternative: and, if neither blue or greenscreen work, we can set up a beam splitter with a sodium light to be able to key him out
 SquareDotCube: I'm Thinking Nothing for Christmas
 ExitPursuedByABear: If Ian's going to be singing song, it feels like it would be a waste to not   have karaoke as at least a stinger
 bytecaster: That is amazing
epsilon_vee: I'm dreaming of a blank white void chrismas
  amative1: Chat apparently has a "type" when it comes to crapshots
dippedfeathers: O Zenenbuam. there are no lyrics this one is just a lot of bells ringing
 JadedCynic: Dang - Cori willing to typecast hereself
 jacqui_lantern234: "i feel lied to" STILL lives in my brain rent free
virtue_the_cat: silent night- yeah I sure hope it is
 SymphonySolstice: well, time for a rewatch
 accountmadeforants: White Belt Christmas
 lirazel64: Rewatch?
Angreed66: Yeah that's my only hesitation with this idea since the last crapshoot  was also lists
 ArdCollider: simply/ having/ a blank-ass Christmas mind
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Adam Sandler's 8 Calming Nights
 TheWormbo: Wasn't the second one even jus ta single word?
 vanman229: "Look at your mind, full of mirth."
 ExitPursuedByABear: are there really only 2 Zen Master crapshots?
 PharaohBender27: Second one was just wind chimes while the Zen Master silently seethes
grander_pastures: I saw Santa attending to his spiritual health and happiness
dippedfeathers: Empty your mind and admit that Santa isn’t really.
 beowuuf: what's the sound of one hand clapping? you got your mind shit all over the floor
Mollylele: @ardcollider lol, an emptied out christmas mind
Yondaime233: there are also the comments from the autumnal rumble match
 Anaerin: The second one also has no words at all.
 djalternative: 2 is levetation
TheAinMAP: 
 JadedCynic: @Anaerin welll, there's the START of a word at the end...
 Its_VeeBot: Should Auld Acquaintance be Forgot, Just Like Your Stress
 couchboyj: All I want for Christmas is NOTHINGNESS
 beowuuf: *marks another 1 in the fuck crapshot column*
 jacqui_lantern234: 
  TXC2: EMPTY IT!
  TheGreenMonster450: "The Little Bodhisattva"
 JadedCynic: Angry Zen Master building up a head of steam while the Carol of the Bells is playing...
commentarywife: Mindfulness- sense each part of your body
 ArdCollider: @mollylele accepted
 JadedCynic: 
 Abavus: 
 JadedCynic: it's epic
 TehAmelie: "Take a cup o' kindness and CHOKE IT DOWN RIGHT NOW" i feel has potential
 flatluigi: i want the angry zen master to meet the toast guy
 jacqui_lantern234: WHATS WRONG WITH YU
 spethycakes: @jacqui_lantern234 YULE
 jacqui_lantern234: now ive got your mind shit on my floor!!!
grander_pastures: Jingle Mind, Jingle Mind~
dippedfeathers: Mary did you know? you shouldn’t because your MIND SHOULD BE EMPTY
offbeatwitch: it's still so good
 JadedCynic: years later, it's STILL hilarious
 accountmadeforants: A PSA: This is your mind on things
 JadedCynic: the BREAK 
 beowuuf: 
 SymphonySolstice: classic
Darth_Litigious: All I want for Christmas is nothing! I have transcended material desires
Laserbeaks_Fury: It Came Upon A Mind Not Clear
Izandai: Angry Zen Master and Boxnard should do a collab.
 beowuuf: mind jingle bells shit
 bytecaster: The only box that shouldn't be empty is your subscription box
 ExachixKitsune: and that's all we needed for him to get into our hearts, thereby making them less empty
 beowuuf: for a small amount of perfect content
grander_pastures: New end: Sub to my Patreon and sign up for my mailing list
 lirazel64: Mantras we have heard on high
Invitare: don't overthink: Just empty your minds
 xantos69: Honestly... Over Thinking it is exactly the kind of thing AZM has been warning against.
 JadedCynic: tighten the focus, if you will 
 N2Osferatu: "On the second day of Christmas, I got two tons of flax"
 bytecaster: If he is a Youtuber, is there gonna be a sponsor segment?
 JadedCynic: just right into the ad?
Mollylele: omg that sweater
 Sorator13: O Come All Ye Faithful (to empty your minds)
 beowuuf: sleight bells ring, why the  are you listening
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Could just be a Youtube endorsing his latest project
adept_nekomancer: @N2Osferatu "On the third day of Christmas, I got substandard copper (damn it, Ea Nasir)..."
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN HORNER XD
 Its_VeeBot: "To order the Angry Zen Master Christmas Collection, open your Third Eye and dial..."
grander_pastures: What if the songs are his promo before a video
  amative1: WOW
grander_pastures: IAN
 SymphonySolstice: 
 JadedCynic: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters yep, YouTubers DO diversify to projects on other media...
 ExachixKitsune: Holy crap I love it
  TXC2: I mean, he's earned it
glitched_goddess: sponsored by the least zen thing ever
grander_pastures: BurialGoods collab incoming
 putz12a: This video is sponsored by Me and my Christmas Album!
 RubikDarkwill: Yes... One Minute. Don't look at the recent episodes...
 Cuttlebranch: The person who listened comes back in and just socks the annoying person in the face. Cut to the listener looking blissful.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: purchase on his kick starter'
 orangeceltic71: The chimes could go into Christmas bells
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Or just an adbreak in the middle of one of his regular videos
 JadedCynic: I'm with James, just right into the 'ad' - helps keep it short
 djalternative: Is this a sponsored video?
Mollylele: an album or like meditation tapes?
 ExachixKitsune: "This episode sponsored by Squarespace; empty your mind, not your bank account making a fantastic website"
 Rogue_07: Because Zen is japanese, could there just be a bucket of KFC in the background?
 hd_dabnado: available at your local CVS
 spethycakes: Please remember to Like, Share, and Subscribe
 Anaerin: "Now streaming on Spotify"
 SymphonySolstice: "available on my Bandcamp"
 undecided44: The album is free to Patreon subscribers, or pwyw on SoundCloud
 PharaohBender27: @Rogue_07 Does Victoria even *have* KFC?
 LordZarano: Is it on his soundcloud?
 Its_VeeBot: Find a MIDI?
 wedge_x: Angry Zen Bop 2024
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 jordorowsky: 78 months of waiting for the crapshoot to return!
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Angreed66: Or a playlist of Angry zen master covers of songs since he's an established youtuber
grander_pastures: "Available Online - FIND IT! IM NOT YOUR SANTA!
 SquareDotCube: I feel like AZM should comment trying to be a yule log instead at some point
commentarywife: No chatters have a set of bells they can play?
 Earthenone: streaming now on KICK
 JadedCynic: yes; I want him to be on Bandcamp...
  TheGreenMonster450: Angry Zen Master OnlyFans
mizzytastic: Last Christmas I emptied my mind, and the very next day IT'S STILL EMPTY
 hd_dabnado: what if it is in the style of a Direct to Order commercial?
DoodlestheGreat: @PharaohBender27 Yes.
 TehAmelie: christmas bells, mind crap smells, take it all away
grander_pastures: @earthenone Santa is taking So Much Gamble Money
adept_nekomancer: @TheGreenMonster450 OnlyMind
dippedfeathers: The narrator is also very angry.
 accountmadeforants: AZM can be a YouTuber *and* a TV shopping channel personality. It'd certainly make financial sense.
 N2Osferatu: His merch section
 JadedCynic: YES!  His 'Sponsor Read'!
 beowuuf: empty your mind... of everything but today's sponsor...
 SnackPak_: 
  TheGreenMonster450: @adept_nekomancer he will "empty" your mind
 Stormgod519: There is nothing your mind needs!
grander_pastures: Love the sponsor read
  Foxmar320: Shes in Fortnite now
aitsu100: Last christmas i cleared my mind and now you can too with this christmas album
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Rogue_07: You don't have to have anything in your mind to try Raid: Shadow legends!
 RockPusher: 
 ohjanji: LMAO
 ExachixKitsune: ~honk
 couchboyj: While your mind is empty, buy my crypto Zen coin!
 Sorator13: 
grander_pastures: YEAH, THAT
 SymphonySolstice: empty your mind, and THEN empty your wallet
 Travilogue: Tangent -- Angry Zen Master Presents: Now That's What I Call and Empty Mind, Vol. 3
 PipeSmokingOwl: Why is your mind full of Holiday CHeer!? It should be EMptyy!
 public_key_reveal_party: That is just the reaction you get from having worked in retail
 thatguy575: It's his Kickstarter video
 TheWriterAleph: @couchboyj good god. not THAT empty.
  TXC2: oh mister Buddah, bring me some Zen
EmmaPartlow: Maybe too much work, but would be funny if the first letter of each song title could eventually spell out CLEAR YOUR MIND
 jacqui_lantern234: -mariah carey intro- "AAAAAAAA" ~honk
 xantos69: be like a Rock around the Christmas Tree.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Content Flaggers are playing "I can name that song in 7 notes"
aitsu100: lol
virtue_the_cat: i would love carol of the bells to be included somehow, it is the least zen christmas song i can possibly think of
 Abavus: NO
 SnackPak_: Ian pls
 JadedCynic: @Travilogue maybe stuck in the corner of the screen at the end of the spot? 
frank_the_great: Is there a twist?
 RockPusher: glockenspiel not to be confused with a xylophone 
 beowuuf: now we'll have to get a divorce...
 TheWriterAleph: i keep thinking you're about to start Mr Sandman
grander_pastures: Not the racist house again
 ExachixKitsune: I am lobbying for just *that* being the crapshot
 JadedCynic: @grander_pastures the Impossibly Racist House™
 JadedCynic: 
 Stormgod519: Haaaaaaaaaa
  TXC2: the Glockenspiel, an instrument using firearms 
grander_pastures: Damn Ian, nice
aitsu100: Cori channeling chat for a sec there
 Sorator13: I'm always excited to watch Ian blow out his throat
 thebuzzstreams: Mr. Zen Man
 Dalrint: Mister Zen Man...bring me somme peace...
  TheGreenMonster450: Bodhisattva, bring me a man...
 Stormgod519: now im thinking of sand man x dog of wisdom
 xantos69: Oh Sandman?  I love that song.  "Exit Life.  Enter Meditation!"
grander_pastures: @jadedcynic that's why the Zen Master Screams.... racism
 Anaerin: "Come, they told me, parum-pa-pum-AAAARRGH!"
  amative1: Well, in 2003 you started this internet video thing...
 JadedCynic: (I actually found an 'Enter Sandman/Mariah' mashup the other day...)
 beowuuf: a littlle to early for such an existential  question
 beissman: can you arrange the song title to make e christmas lesson?
 thatguy575: Get my SoundCloud album
 jumping_point: Good evening everyone! Hope you're all doing well!
Laserbeaks_Fury: "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear....Unlike your MIND!"
 RockPusher: The problem with infrequent crapshoots, we are unpractised at wrangling everything ton coherency 
 RockPusher: *into
  TXC2: hello jumping_point  welcome
Mollylele: @jacqui_lantern234 it's a team effort (boom)
 TehAmelie: manage your stress on the holidays with primal scream therapy. at the dinner table.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Mollylele i mean, fair XD
 PharaohBender27: Ian needs some of that nin jiom pei pa koa after the shoot
grander_pastures: Nah, thats Dave's Spokesperson being the Narrator, toootally
 jumping_point: Thanks, @TXC2!
commentarywife: We do a lot of listicles, I think the YouTube sponsor feels different
 putz12a: Doing it as a sponsor read, interspacing his Angry, and him as completely calm.
 JadedCynic: I feel like a 'Sponsor Read' would be so current
glitched_goddess: like doing it shopping channel style or personal YouTube channel style
 thatguy575: It could be him advertising his own album, switching from soft to loud.
 VorlonScout: "Hashtag sponsored. Empty your wallet."
 JadedCynic: yeah, thus the air quotes around it 
Pazy160: Its a different joke but I think that Angry Zen master line would be funny if "Christmas" was clearly added in post to let it also be a Spring, Halloween etc. ad.
Forgotten_Sanity: Another streamer being sponsored?
grander_pastures: Which is extremely funny
Mollylele: dave introducing it like a Time-LIFE CD collxn is on brand
 RubikDarkwill: Calm narrator and AZM
 Sorator13: Maybe AZM has moved up in the world
 thatguy575: Oh, his own side band, like how game grumps do star bomb
 Anaerin: Is it "Gardening with Greg"'s podcast, being sponsored by AZM's new christmas album?
grander_pastures: ZenMaster has graduated to Late Night Cable Advertising
dippedfeathers: “O Zenenbaum, the collection from AZM Records. Available on 4 and 1/3 cds or one really big tape”
 hd_dabnado: what if AZM does one of those instagram react things
 JadedCynic: @Pazy160 yes, a 'bad photoshop' for a placeholder for 'seasonal' options for more albums 
Awexdio: What if it's the sponsor/ad segment in like a Gardening with Greg or alternate joke as a fake out intro.
  TXC2: I still have a landline phone
 JadedCynic: brb, my landline just rang, but I'm old 
 Sorator13: oh man, I have been discovering and removing SO many landline wires from my new place. They're everywhere!
 Rogue_07: Stretching your mind goals
grander_pastures: What if this ad is playing at night and it just startles Cori's character from The Wiz at night
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun heres another one for another time if you havent done this already: gardening with greg during winter
 Anaerin: Ah yes, those "Empty Mind" stretch goals.
 ohjanji: hit a certain kickstarter level and he throws in Auld Lang Zen
Forgotten_Sanity: Streamer highlights of his Christmas special?
dippedfeathers: SUPPORT MY KICKSTARTER TO GET EVERYTHING KICKED OUT OF YOUR MIND!
Pazy160: I would like to hear Angry Zen masters stretch goals. What trash do they offer at 1 million.
grander_pastures: Damn, Kickstarter vid is verygoood
Izandai: Has anyone hit "I'm Screaming of a White Christmas" yet?
 couchboyj: The juxtaposition of zen meditation and stretch goals is very funny to me
 jumping_point: I mean, there would be an opportunity to parodize how disconnected the sponsoring reads are from the content.
 TehAmelie: @Izandai love it
Angreed66: I'm sure the audience for Gardening with Greg and Angry Zen Master is a circle.
Jogela: Angry Zen Master ASMR
 PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 They did that for the Christmas CFÜT
 JadedCynic: @Sorator13 yeah, your wifi inside the place is gonna get SO MUCH BETTER 
adept_nekomancer: @grander_pastures Callback to the last crapshoot by reshooting Cori's "I feel lied to" scene but holding the giant tape.
 vetr1c: Paul, the Midnight Special lives on in our hearts....
Pazy160: Relax during these stressful holidays, relax your mind, also you have 14 hours to donate or you are never getting this product.
glitched_goddess: “At the Master funding tier…”
 PharaohBender27: 
 EOstby: The First Noel: Once you EMPTY YOUR MIND, you stop taking Ls.
grander_pastures: @adept_nekomancer absolutely, and that character is the one viewing the kickstarter vid
 Anaerin: The Angry Zen Master Yule Log - 1 hour of the AZM staring at a burning log
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 hey, at least my stupid thoughts arent completely off base 
 ExachixKitsune: "Buddah tier donors will get their name read in a track on the finished vinyl"
 Dalrint: "Coming off the breakout success of my hit christmas album, I'm kickstarting a new album about HOW YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE EMPTYING YOUR MIND!"
Angreed66: At a certain threshold you empty someone else's mind too
 jacqui_lantern234: EMPY
  MikeSmith: maybe this should be done as a trailer/commercial for A Very AZM Christmas Special
grander_pastures: EMPY
dippedfeathers: O Zenenbuam. NO LYRICS JUST EMPTY MIND
Mollylele: visions of sugar plums dancing in your head? but your mind should be empty!
 couchboyj: Silent mind, empty mind
 JadedCynic: oh yeah, these are GREAT 
adept_nekomancer: @jacqui_lantern234 My mind wants to parse "EMPY" the same way as "angy" or "hungy", and now I can't unhear it. XD
 SquareDotCube: "I'm thinking nothing for Christmas"
 ohjanji: SLEEEEP in heavenly PEEEAAACCE
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FlirtyFilthyTitanBudBlast-0a77Zt6l8M6jWG_e
 EOstby: Carol of the Bells: Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say EMPTY YOUR MIND.
Forgotten_Sanity: I sponsored this cd years ago and it just came in. Skip. Skip. Skip
 vetr1c: "Pa-rum-pa-pum NO!"
 Rogue_07: I still like the idea of "Grandma got run over by a zen deer, and now HER MIND IS EMPTY!"
 jacqui_lantern234: @adept_nekomancer #SameBrainCell
glitched_goddess: All I want for Christmas is FOR YOU TO EMPTY YOUR MIND ALREADY
Laserbeaks_Fury: It Came Upon a Midnight Clear...UNLIKE YOU RMIND
 VorlonScout: @Mollylele I kind of like "get those visions of sugar plums dancing OUT of your head" as a tagline
 beowuuf: 
grander_pastures: @adept_nekomancer agreed, we empy
  amative1: "Don't give me guff"
 lirazel64: A Visit From St. Nicholas.
 shea_wolfe: "Anyway, here's wonderwall"
Mollylele: fill your stocking & empty your mind
 korvys: Cut to a startled narrator Graham in the recording booth
 Sorator13: I could see the Carol of the Bells rendition as a stinger
Laserbeaks_Fury: 4'33"
 hd_dabnado: we need a song where AZM berates the listener
 jacqui_lantern234: "its STILL EMPTY" is so good XD
 SquareDotCube: "Away in a manger is all your thoughts"
 hd_dabnado: thats a hallmark of the series
 thatguy575: Is the button an add for a crowd funding for a different holiday album
 Stormgod519: just "Empty your mind" to the tune of carol of the bells over and over
 TheWriterAleph: increasingly more aggressively?
 Anaerin: Captain D!
 Stormgod519: 
Pazy160: At the end the Zen Master explains that it comes exclusively on 5 CD's and cuts to a couple digging through a closet screaming "You had the CD Player last, where is it, ahhh" and pulling at a pile of old junk.
 Noy2222: The SNL sets are amazing. The writing... Exists.
 JadedCynic: 
Izandai: 
 betweenmyself: they have one prior to that with Bob Saget (Where in the World is San Diego California)
 jacqui_lantern234:  thats actually funny
 PharaohBender27: 
 jacqui_lantern234: "we dont want her! she sucks!"
 Astra7525: They are also often blocked in other countries
adept_nekomancer: "Rudolph the Zen-nosed reindeer, had a very empty mind..."
Syntheticuh: @Noy2222 theres still some great writing sketches in there. the george washington ones are really good for instance. just fewer and farther between than they used to be
 xantos69: He is a streamer.  He needs to end with "Be sure to Like your fellow man, Share the holiday cheer, and Subscribe to the tenants of Zen"
 korvys: The internet went wild for David S Pumpkins, and the rest of us... couldn't see it
 JadedCynic: Yes, Beej - Canada should take UK's place in the EU! 
 Hugh_Munculus: "I saw three ships come sailing in, AND THEN I EMPTIED MY MIND"
 niccus: i'm torn for the normal song being either wonderful christmastime or the chipmunk christmas song
 beowuuf: never brexit, not even once
Mollylele: "empty mind" scans same as jingle bells / silver bells / chrimmustime / santa claus
 BrowneePointz: Jolly Old King Emptyslas
 Rogue_07: Grandma got run over by a zen deer and now her mind is empty
 JadedCynic: sigh
 TehAmelie: sure there's some enlightenment pun involving Rodolph
glitched_goddess: Good King Wenceslas looked out
 spinebustertee: Oh Little Koan of Bethleham
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 Stormgod519: LOL
Mindfire13: "I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas. BECAUSE MY MIND IS EMPTY!"
Izandai: 
  amative1: Paul: Hans Island was split in half by treaty. You still have a land border.
 Stormgod519: well done Cori
 hd_dabnado: The moon is right
Master_Gunner: The current Hans Island agreement is a land border.
 Mollylele: always cori
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Empty Mind scans to "Silent Night" too
 Anaerin: Zen King Wenceslas looked out...
grander_pastures: Empty Mind / Empty Mind / EMPTY EVERYTHING
 jumping_point: Oh noooo. xD
Syntheticuh: baby, it's empty inside
 thatguy575: Eeeempty miiiind (holly night)
Syntheticuh: (my head)
 spethycakes: It Came Upon a Zenmas Clear
dippedfeathers: O Zenenbaum, O Zenenbuam, (screams perfect German)
 Twilight_Spark: Chestnuts Resting on an Empty Fire
  TXC2: ALL IS EMPTY!
 Stormgod519: IAN
 ExachixKitsune: YES
 RockPusher: "For our southern hemisphere viewers, EMPTY MINDS in the Sun"
 Sorator13: YES
 ohjanji: LOL
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 jolly6100: ohh hell yeah time for fun 
grander_pastures: That is SOMETHING ELSE IAN
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 korvys: 12 days of Xmas - "FIVE EMPTY MINDS"
 ExachixKitsune: 
quietcat: “like, share, subscribe” works to the cadence of feliz navidad
 Mollylele: hosannah mind is empty
 JadedCynic: ♫ Ding Ding! Emtpying your mind; Nirvana is awaiting! ♫
 Verrain2: The mouse is not stirring because it's mind is empty.
PotatoWraiths: empitying
 BrowneePointz: Wassail Wassail all over the town!
 ladyjessica: yeah the split in half was the solution to the war
Jogela: All I want for Christmas is ...(Silence)
 BrowneePointz: Our toast it is white!
 BrowneePointz: and our ale it is brown!
 betweenmyself: “Little Drummer Boy is Wrecking My Zen with that Damn Racket”
 vetr1c: Silent night, holy night, Paul is calm (pan to Paul), EMPTY YOUR MIND
commentarywife: Someone earlier suggested "emp-ty your mind" over and over on carol of the bells
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 jacqui_lantern234: yeah, according to a brief google search its 40% canadian and 60% danish
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 ExachixKitsune: Silent. Night. SILENT. NIGHT.
 BrowneePointz: our bowl it is made of the white maple tree! with the wassailin bowl we'll drink to thee!
 hd_dabnado: I feel the need to share this here. In highschool I participated in Tuba Christmas and it was amazing! One song from our booklet was german, called "Kum Susser Tod". I legit thought that was a christmas for awhile
Syntheticuh: grandma got run over by a reindeer (because her mind wasn't empty)
Izandai: Silent Mind, Empty Mind
 hd_dabnado: why was that in the booklet
 Darleysam: Hell yeah, Gloucestershire Wassail is really good
Master_Gunner: Hans Island *was* a nebulous zone that we both claimed. It was finally resolved to *establish* a land border.
 Anaerin: "Ding dong merrily on high" is not Good King Wenceslas.
 RockPusher: 
 korvys: 12 days of Xmas - "FIVE EMPTY MINDS"
 Stormgod519: that's great
 GrassVortex: 
 JadedCynic: CHEF KISS
 Wolfstrike_NL: That's great
 Stormgod519: I like that a lot korvys
commentarywife: Those are great
 SquareDotCube: Mary did you know, that your empty mind, will lead to Zen this Christmas?
 VorlonScout: I still adore the Last Christmas one, though
grander_pastures: And then we do a list
nyoomgoom: "wonderful christmastime" but it's all "the moon is right" but instead of "the moon is right" it's "the mind is blank"
 Sorator13: ~FIIIIVE EMPTY MINDS~
 Verrain2: Driedel, driedel, driedel, I'm emptying my mind.
  TXC2: it is now !
gizmofreak1: i thought this was gonna be a christmas album commercial bit
dippedfeathers: I’m dreaming of an Emp-ty Mind. just like the one I had last night.
Darth_Litigious: Carol of the bells tune but just repeating "empty your mind"
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sorator13 THIS
 hd_dabnado: beej is sounding kinda bubbly (audio)
 betweenmyself: “Do You See What I See? (You Shouldn’t, Close Your Eyes and Meditate)”
 wizzo1138: On the first day of christmas...an empty mind
 Anaerin: Which one, Beej? TOS, TNG, VOY or ENT? ('cause they're all out there)
grander_pastures: The Minds Are Empty, Mr Sulu
Awexdio: Any one-off non-Christmas holiday songs to throw in there as well?
 couchboyj: It was Christmas eve, in the drunk tank.   An old man said to me, he won't see another one.  And then he sang to me, a rare old mountain tune.  I turned my face away, and EMPTY MY MIND
 Anaerin: "Hey Mister Zen-Man, Empty Your Mind".
Forgotten_Sanity: Are there any special guests singing with him?
 RockPusher: post-production can be underway during principle photography 
glitched_goddess: most of these are still old enough that it should be easy.
KnifeRollinaBakery: Frosty The Snowman had empty empty mind
 Sorator13: You could probably just do the last five notes of that intro, tbh
dippedfeathers: o Zenenbaum
  amative1: Mind-tage
 betweenmyself: Would Zen Master throw in one Hanukkah song because he wants to be inclusive? 
 Mollylele: examples of hanukkah songs?
 Anaerin: There should be visions of NOTHING dancing in your head.
 Dalrint: When the narrator asks that question, does the zen master interrupt him with the 'no yiou shouldn't part?'
 jacqui_lantern234:  IAN YES
Izandai: 
 ohjanji: hahahahahahaha oh lordy
  SmithKurosaki: How's the writing going?
 spethycakes: well, I just lost that competition
 Stormgod519: or "PLEASE EMPTY YOUR MIND!"
Syntheticuh: LMAOOO
 RockPusher: hahaha
 hd_dabnado: i like that more than manger
nyoomgoom: oh "sleep! in heavenly peace!!" that was in a mst3k
  TheGreenMonster450: little Bodhisattva
 Anaerin: Little Zenny Boy
 BrowneePointz: Little Drummer BLank
 Stormgod519: little empty boy.......
 Rogue_07: Zenny drummer boy?
dippedfeathers: Little (Empty Minded) Drummer boy
KnifeRollinaBakery: Dreaming of a white Christmas? No! Stop dreaming, empty your mind.
grander_pastures: Oh no, that boy Empy
 BrowneePointz: Little Dumper Boy?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HyperAltruisticKaleHoneyBadger-iFvM3uB_HluWcyJ4
  amative1: "I played my drum for him and EMPTIED HIS MIND"
 Sorator13: I still want FIIIIVE EMPTY MINDS in the empty mind section
 korvys: So do you also need to write a bunch of site-gag titles for between the ones Ian is singing?
grander_pastures: Jesus in Drumline is a Conciet
 JadedCynic: *concept
 SnackPak_: 
Izandai: ~Said the night wind to the little lamb... IS YOUR MIND EMP-TY YET!?~
 Sorator13: \o/
 Stormgod519: its so good
 CMDRNuffin: wouldn't it be "I played my gong for him" instead of a drum?
dippedfeathers: and an empty mind in an empty skull
 terribleplan: And an empty mind in my head
 Rogue_07: And some thoughts that are not in my head~
 BrowneePointz: Mary Did You Know? NO! CUZ SHE EMPTIED HER MIND!
 Anaerin: And a Zen Koan to con-tem-plate.
 TehAmelie: a partridge in a bread tree
 beowuuf: empy your  iiiiing miiiiind
 jacqui_lantern234: 12 emptied minds sounds like a thinly veiled threat 
phoenixfeather14: and a brand new zen CD
 Mollylele: i cleared my mind for him, PA RUMPAPUM PUM
  TXC2: 2 empty minds and escaping Samsara.
grander_pastures: And an empty mind in my front bush
CrazymattCaptain: and not a thought in my mind
 Stormgod519: @Mollylele LOVE IT
 ohjanji: hahahaha these are so good
Izandai: Oh that's also very good.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Mollylele HOLY BUS XD
 Stormgod519: this is my first crapshoot, so im having a blast!
 beowuuf: i cleared my mind for him NOW EMPTY YOUR MIND
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 jumping_point: "Parumpapum *GONG*"?
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  Simriel: It's a GOOD joke
 Rogue_07: Exactly, Graham
 Anaerin: Brick Wall Joke.
 korvys: comedy comes in 7s
 beowuuf: @Stormgod519 they are a fun time, we miss them 
dippedfeathers: Mary did you empty your mind?
Angreed66: This is the how many times can the answer be c tension
grander_pastures: It works so well because it forces it to come all the way round to funny through the unfunny
 TheWriterAleph: one joke, repeatedly endlessly. what's more zen than that
 ohjanji: 
dippedfeathers: O Zenenbaum
 JadedCynic: ^^^^
 Stormgod519: @beowuuf no kidding. i wish i had been around for more of these...
Creideiki_SE: Rudolph the enlightened reindeer
warkr0: "we're open to other suggestions" is a strange song title
adept_nekomancer: @dippedfeathers That one is very good
 TehAmelie: A Fairy Tale of New York (it's funny because it's not changed at all)
Wyrmhero25: Carol of the Gongs
 Cuttlebranch: I really like the idea of a token Hanukkah song!
 SquareDotCube: I'm Thinking Nothing for Christmas
 korvys: Baby, It's Empty Inside (my mind)
Splash4Mirrodin: Carol of the Empty Minds
  Foxmar320: All I want for Christmas is An Empty Mind
 TheArchitectX: Good King Zen-ceslaus.
 Mollylele: o zenenbaum how empty is your brain case
 CodeIndigo: I Saw Mommy With Stuff In Her Mind
Awexdio: O Bonsai tree (O, Christmas Tree cover)?
 Sorator13: Baby, It's Zen Outside
Draxxonator: feliz no more thoughts
 ladyjessica: frosty the empty mind
Forgotten_Sanity: Rockin' Around the Empty Mind
 niccus: The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)
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Laserbeaks_Fury: It Came Upon A Mind So Clear
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 JadedCynic: it was a suggestion for the album title before we settled on 'the AZM Christmas Album'
 putz12a: Rudolph the Enlightened Zen-deer?
  amative1: "Christmas, featuring Gravidic Warp"
 Underachiever28: Just logging on to activate my Prime sub. Now back to holiday cleaning
 Stormgod519: O Empty Mind, your mind is done clearing....
 PharaohBender27: 
dippedfeathers: Mary did you empty your mind?
 jacqui_lantern234: 
grander_pastures: A Hanukkah song is always funny
 BrowneePointz: Let it Go(Not the Disney One)
 Mollylele: @sorator13 "i emptied my mind / baby it's zen outside"
aitsu100: NO(el)
 CMDRNuffin: I'm dreaming of an empty mind
 spethycakes: I'll be Calm for Christmas
Izandai: Rockin' Around the Empty Mind
 Stormgod519: @spethycakes oh very good
 betweenmyself: The Dreidel Song (Empty Mind Remix)
 EJGRgunner: Do we have Good King Zenceslas?
grander_pastures: The bracket around (My Mind) is the AZMs (Taylor's Version)
 xantos69: Oh, Bonsai Tree is really strong.
 SquareDotCube: Angles we have Emptied our Mind
 Rogue_07: My Chestnuts roasting on an open fire burned because my mind was empty and I forgot about them
Syntheticuh: oh yay ya'll liked that one \o/
 ladyjessica: empty mind, empty mind, empty mind rock.
 Twilight_Spark: I'll still stump for Chestnuts Resting on an Empty Fire
Astramentha: All I Want For Christmas Is An Empty Mind
 Sorator13: from what someone said earlier, Let It Go (Your Thoughts) or (Your Mind)
adept_nekomancer: We Wish You an Empty Christmas
dippedfeathers: Frosty the Snow Mandala
 BrowneePointz: O Holy Shit....y ouhaven't cleared your miiiiiind yet
 Stormgod519: O Holy Night, but it's more like "O Empty Mind..."
RuiFaleiro: Happy Xmas (Mind is Empty)
 Stormgod519: @BrowneePointz LOL
 korvys: Let it Go! Let it Go! Let it Go!
 Stormgod519: Same thoughts!
 ohjanji: hahaha RTJ
KnifeRollinaBakery: I Saw Mommy Empty Santa's Mind
  Foxmar320: 
Izandai: 
 RockPusher: Snoopy vs The Red Baron vs Karma
 couchboyj: Rockin around my empty mind
 Mollylele: @ruifaleiro mind is empty (if you want it)
 beowuuf: 
 ohjanji: that's a good song lol
 PharaohBender27: 
 PharaohBender27: 
grander_pastures: Damn, wild
Splash4Mirrodin: Empty Mind 24/7 ( - Christmas Eve/Sarajevo)
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I was listening to the song earlier today, and thought of that moment from the Foundations video.
 SnackPak_: jesus
 ohjanji: LMAO
 flatluigi: hot
Izandai:  FUCK
dippedfeathers: Linus and Lucy (emptied their minds)
 ExachixKitsune: ma'am?!
 Sorator13: oh god
 TehAmelie: umm
 korvys: lewd
 ArdCollider: holy shit
grander_pastures: YEEEEEAH
  TXC2: Kinky
 wedge_x: christ
 PharaohBender27: 
 jacqui_lantern234: now THATS a fuckin threat XD
 Diabore: we've peaked
 xantos69: How DARE you!
 JadedCynic: 
 Stormgod519: :claps:
Syntheticuh: hajajajaa
 spethycakes: The Horror
 ohjanji: that's a banger hahaha
 ladyjessica: amazing
  NapalmSideburns: That's filthy? no it's empty
 Mollylele: all i want for christmas is an empty mind
grander_pastures: There is nothing lewd about it, that a THREAT
dippedfeathers: Frosty the Snow Mandala
Splash4Mirrodin: Empty Mind 24/7 ( - Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 24/7)
 Verrain2: I want a hippopotamus to empty my mind.
  Simriel: This joke is apparently Infinite and Very Dumb
Izandai: I suggest Rockin' Around the Empty Mind.
Syntheticuh: this joke is so good
 betweenmyself: Grandma Got Ran Over by an Empty Minded Reindeer
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DifferentTallFiddleheadsPeteZarollTie-2NdZcOyIGxGyVOEt
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AmericanFairPeafowlDuDudu-UBwpKm4wf9fBC5eW
 JadedCynic: bluescreen?
grander_pastures: Just Mommy croched over Santa with a bore
 jacqui_lantern234: @Simriel "infinite and very dumb" is sincerely an apt description of my existence
 PharaohBender27: @Sorator13 Same briancell 
 Sorator13: 
 JadedCynic: off-camera narrator
 bytecaster: Are we doing a multi camera crapshot?!
Jogela: Some fake snow falling down
 BrowneePointz: Blue Screen Lets you do a REALLY cheesy Xmas background
 JadedCynic: various holiday scenes
 Sorator13: I Don't Wonder As I Wander (Because My Mind Is Empty)
 hd_dabnado: ha bup de ka
 RockPusher: just floating baubles
 BrowneePointz: An Empty Santa Sack?
 Cuttlebranch: Slap some snowflakes on a Zen cloud background
 jacqui_lantern234: just so yall know, ive laughed so much that i cant cry anymore
 JadedCynic: a dark winter night with aurora
grander_pastures: Em-pty a your Mind-a
  TXC2: jacqui_lantern234  maybe hydrate? 
 Stormgod519: LOL
 JadedCynic: crackling fireplace
grander_pastures: YES
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 oh i have been
Jogela: Just a series of different bells to juxtapose the similarity of the songs
 ExachixKitsune: sat in front of a roaring fire/tree (on a tv) gives that "person selling you something" vibes
 loufghyslaufey: An hour!?
Forgotten_Sanity: Is there a song where we can have two or three of him on screen?
 Anaerin: Are you Zen Enough?
grander_pastures: Just the sudden horror of the AZM
 RockPusher:  aaaaAAAAA
 Cuttlebranch: Holy shit! Please do that.
 jacqui_lantern234: ive nearly choked a couple times out of laughter XD
 Sorator13: oh, are we doing consumer product reviews again?
 Sorator13: 
AltaKarl: Very good rulers!
 loufghyslaufey: It's been- over An HOUR!?     
grander_pastures: The AZM blueshifting into existence SCREAMING
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adept_nekomancer: Suddenly blue!
 JadedCynic: wow...the stream's gon
Invitare: the screen disappeared!
 PharaohBender27: Oh hey it's a breakscreen 
 jacqui_lantern234: CORI YES
 hd_dabnado: thank you cori
 ExachixKitsune: 10/10 Cori
 SymphonySolstice: 
 RockPusher:   
 Sorator13: 
 CaptainSpam: CORI
nyoomgoom: excited to see the various parallel universes people will put in there in gifs
 JadedCynic: CORI - BRAVA! 
 spethycakes: Cori 
DoodlestheGreat: Do they have CVS? >_<
 wedge_x: green, blue, and an orange of some flavor would meet all of your potential chroma key needs
grander_pastures: We can only go to Erewhon
 CaptainSpam: @DoodlestheGreat Nah, I think they use Git now.
 TehAmelie: funny, everyone's wearing blue
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 RockPusher: A Plan 
 korvys: Is there a Zen way to do a yule log?
  TXC2: !plan
  LRRbot: A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Spoilers: They did not
 Rogue_07: Neither did the writers!
  amative1: IN a fire
 RockPusher: The cyclons had a plan, the showrunners not so much
  TXC2: Ron D moore had many plans, which interfered with each other 
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cylons don't take a dump without a plan, son
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 loufghyslaufey: Writers can't just wing it without a plan!
grander_pastures: WOO
 SymphonySolstice: break time, that means time to use the vaccuum cleaner
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  TXC2: SUB HYPE ANSWER
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 jumping_point: @Laserbeaks_Fury that sound like a quote from hunt for red october. xD
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 RockPusher: Good writing session everyone! 
  TXC2:   
commentarywife: So nice to catch LRR live for stuff 😊
 JadedCynic: @Laserbeaks_Fury Ronald D Moore?  Not so much - dude, goes weeks without preparation
 Shadwhawk: Damn, just thought of another song.  Vacío Navidad.
commentarywife: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 12:50 PM
 ohjanji: 
 JadedCynic: We already had Feliz Namaste
 jumping_point: @commentarywife mood.
 jolly6100: 
 loufghyslaufey: You write the plan 1st, then wing it between session takes under randomized times beats, less or moreso?
 loufghyslaufey: *timed beats   
 loufghyslaufey: Gibb should have a mug to sip from emote
 loufghyslaufey: Like uh- "Mondays  " meme, but you'd call it "Loading..." or "Buffering..." Meme
 GrassVortex:  
 TehAmelie:   
 Marvoleath: 
  TXC2: and we're back
 PharaohBender27: Oh, did you now?
jjcard: ah dang, I missed the script writing part
 RockPusher: convenient!
 JadedCynic: handy!
 Didero: If this is the 'shoot' part, does that mean the past hour and a half was the 'crap' part? 
 SnackPak_: a tiny twisty
 Marvoleath: 
 JadedCynic: old skool 
 spethycakes: oh good, I'm glad it's not just my monitor 
 jonnykefka: What WAS the reason for the switch from blue to lime green for chroma-key anyway?
  TXC2: blue and orange themed LRR makes shocking first use of blue
 wedge_x: there's green in Ian's costume
 PharaohBender27: @jonnykefka Because Christmas sweater would otherwise key out
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 Electrodyne: Only 7 more months 'til... something, I forget.
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 jacqui_lantern234: MY JIMMIES
 JadedCynic: no, 'Dressing ASMR' 
 asthanius: @jonnykefka I assume because people wear blue more often than lime green
  TXC2: jonnykefka  this sweater
 wedge_x: which is why there's multiple chroma key colors
 loufghyslaufey: Wait. DoLRRs can just be used to unlock emotes? Like "one-time" use?
 jonnykefka: @PharaohBender27 No no, I mean in general I feel like up until the mid 2ks it was "bluescreen" and then it became "greenscreen"
 RockPusher: James doing that producing good
 wedge_x: (technically you can key off of any solid color)
 PharaohBender27: @jonnykefka Oh. That I don't know
commentarywife: Blue is more commonly worn by people so they changed it to green
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  TXC2: loufghyslaufey  that's their main use, lasts 24 hours I think
 jonnykefka: @commentarywife Ah, so today is the petard hoisting. Got it.
  TXC2: Garfy400  
 Garfy400: Merry submass!!
 jumping_point: Nice gifts, Garfy400! Merry submass to you too! ^^
 bytecaster: Isn't holding a fake mike in Youtube videos the fashion of the times?
 korvys: The xmas sleeves poking out is pretty good
 SocraticMethod: @jonnykefka Camera sensors have 2 green subprixels for 1 blue and 1 red, so green keying out gives more resolution
 wedge_x: green has the highest visual acuity to the human eye, so it tends to look cleaner/pulls better mattes
 Marvoleath: 24mm? that's a big bullet to shoot with
  TXC2: the Obi
 Cuttlebranch: The Christmas sweater clearly just Happens and AZM works around it.
 JadedCynic: @korvys IKR?  I was thinking 'didn't they have a vest?, and then Ian mentioned UNDER...
  TXC2: Marvoleath  I think it becomes a shell at that size 
 SocraticMethod: @SocraticMethod Originally the silver compound used for color film had the smallest grain sizes for blue so that's why bluescreen for analog
 JadedCynic: he IS a master, after all
  amative1: That's a lotta Dans
 jonnykefka: TIL. Thanks @SocraticMethod
  Simriel: I am proud of my addition
 Marvoleath: what about a DanDan?
  TXC2: the olde 9 Kyu Master 
 TheDevil_Risen: Sick Angry Zen Master Returns!
 jacqui_lantern234:  IAN
 PharaohBender27: @TheDevil_Risen And he has a Christmas album!
 bytecaster: Neck too STRONK
 TheDevil_Risen: @PharaohBender27 nice
 lirazel64: Ian's mic is off.
commentarywife: Ian's lav isn't doing anything
 Marvoleath: @lirazel64 on purpose
 Marvoleath: or not
 Abavus: Ultimate empty mind 
 CMDRNuffin: @PharaohBender27 it's actually Healthy AZM. Sick AZM had to call in sick.
 TheWriterAleph: rotate the screen? or is it square?
 JadedCynic: @TheWriterAleph it's rectangular
 JadedCynic: 6ft x 10ft?
 jonnykefka: Replace with jingle bells
 jacqui_lantern234: @TheDevil_Risen youre welcome, this was originally my idea
 Rogue_07: I'm very disappointed we don't get to see Ian's Only Fan
 RockPusher: "clamps"
 TheDevil_Risen: @jacqui_lantern234 hehe thanks Jacqui~!
 RockPusher: Clamps (alleged)
 korvys: That is... not much wider
 jacqui_lantern234: @Rogue_07 ian doesnt have an only fans. angry zen master, on the other hand, still TBD 
 JadedCynic: Clamps (improvised)
  TXC2: it's 4 ft wider
 SquareDotCube: welp, expect more clamps 3 mail times from now
adept_nekomancer: @RockPusher We have clamps at home!
TheAinMAP: 
 TheDevil_Risen: @jacqui_lantern234 i was only pestering him recently to do something in the style of Angry Zen Master 
 PharaohBender27: 
 RockPusher: korvys I think it is, just this angle forshortens it
 GrassVortex: perfect, almost 
 JadedCynic: I N G E N U I T Y
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 jacqui_lantern234: @TheDevil_Risen youre not supposed to encourage me!!! >:(
  TXC2: a more clampy clamp
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 SquareDotCube: if only you could adjust the chair, huh
TheAinMAP: It
 Marvoleath: uh oh, clampies
TheAinMAP: 's a nice door.
Invitare: Give 'em the clamps!
 ExachixKitsune: Today on the latest from anime studio CLAMP
 wedge_x: it's a nice server room
 Stormgod519: brb chat, im freezing, gonna warm myself up
letsbelgo: This is like being at my work, just on a smaller scale. Production doesn't change
  TheGreenMonster450: gotta store your manga collective properly
commentarywife: Woooo
 TheDevil_Risen: Irwin, good brand!
 PharaohBender27: @TheDevil_Risen Unfun fact: They looked it up and this will be the first Angry Zen Master crapshot aired since October ***2016***
 RockPusher: Some excellent server room room tone for a bit there
Master_Gunner: y'all need more clamps
 TheDevil_Risen: @PharaohBender27 yeah its been a while
 50keyz: @Master_Gunner its tarps of clamps pick one 
 50keyz: or*
 TheDevil_Risen: @PharaohBender27 i've been enjoying back catalogue far too much
 JadedCynic: @Master_Gunner that's what's going in the extra space in my gift box to them - extra clamps
commentarywife: Not a lot of light there?
  TXC2: Ian is a professional right ?
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 over 8 years 
 flatluigi: the pouty zen master
 RockPusher: wheeeeeeee!
  TXC2: Stream ception!
adept_nekomancer: We can see through time!
RoeDent89: Oh yeah!
 TheWriterAleph: wheeeee
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UnusualFancyDinosaurDoritosChip-58OjOMTsZwXXMTzk
 TheDevil_Risen: weeee
 JadedCynic: @_@
Splash4Mirrodin: @.@
 JadedCynic: ohhhhhhhh
  amative1: I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME
  TXC2: so blown out
RoeDent89: I can see into my mind
 SquareDotCube: infinite infinites
RoeDent89: It's...
 ExachixKitsune: @RoeDent89 is it empty?
 spethycakes: @RoeDent89 I can't! Because it's EMPTY
 jacqui_lantern234: graham, have you checked your butthole!!!
 ExachixKitsune: @jacqui_lantern234 SKIDAP BADAP Butthole
 woodlaphroaig: do you want to remove the mic?
  TXC2: people have stane awake to see the end of 2001? 
 JadedCynic: GRAMMAR being the hurdle here!
 PharaohBender27: @TXC2 I remember seeing 2001's end as a kid and being like, "... I don't get it. The heck happened there?"
 MalFnord: @TXC2 I have, but I haven't seen it *sober* in a long, long time.
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  I think that's everyone's reaction 
 JadedCynic: *ANSI and ISO each try to enter the chat before the other, comedic doorway hijinks ensue*
 GreatWahooney: oh yeah, definitely don't want the angry zen master interfering with the ki
 Garfy400: Don't want to interrupt the zen masters ki
  TXC2: MalFnord  ah, fair
 jonnykefka: @TXC2 It depends whether you count a zonked trance state as "awake"
 GreatWahooney: @Garfy400 eyy
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 TheDevil_Risen: Aviici _ Levels?
RoeDent89: S.A.F.E.T.Y.
 RockPusher: oooer
 RockPusher: useful
 GrassVortex: oooh, neat
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 Mollylele: can we get a PA RUMPA PUM PUM for safety
  TXC2: "for safety" 
 beowuuf: i blew out my (ear) drums for him
 Marvoleath: So Graham only goes deaf in one ear if things go really bad/loud
 jonnykefka: no. no he did not.
  amative1: he did not
 ExachixKitsune: that was unmuted eh
 jacqui_lantern234: MAWP
 RockPusher:  
 Anaerin: MAWP
RoeDent89: ASMRmpit
 TheDevil_Risen: nope, no mute 
 JadedCynic: *listens to Ian's Armpit*
 TheDevil_Risen: ASM(a)Rmpit
  amative1: I don't know, Richter. What does Joy think?
 Electrodyne: It's because I replaced my chi with cheese
 RockPusher: hahahaha
 PharaohBender27: 
 gualdhar: Armpit mic still going strong
RoeDent89: Mmm...B-roll
 GrassVortex: 
 JadedCynic: 
 RockPusher: I love the idea of how much weird B-roll LRR have of the crew
 Ritaspirithntr: Finally catching this Live!!!! YAY!!
 jonnykefka: @RockPusher an almost infinite quantity
 Sorator13: @Ritaspirithntr welcome!
  TXC2: imagine an archive of b roll
  TXC2: hello Ritaspirithntr  welcome
 gualdhar: One of these days, all of LRR will only exist as odd b-roll on an abandoned SD card
 Jennie_Fuchsia: 100
 ohjanji: amazing lol
  TheGreenMonster450: "do you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry zen"
 Garfy400:  
  TXC2: SLEEEP! DREEEEEAM!
 JadedCynic: the knee 
 Marvoleath: heavenly piss
 RockPusher: gualdhar a future Internet comedy troupe will buy a camera at a garage sale and find footage of a skitterish Cameron on it 
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 ohjanji: 
 jacqui_lantern234: MAWP
 PharaohBender27: @RockPusher 
  amative1: if someone in-room can see chat... can we maybe get Ian's mic muted?
   LoadingReadyRun: Normally we would just use a shotgun mic on the bts camera for the audio here, but unfortunately our backup camera has an issue with its mic input 
 TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun  *sad face*
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun oofa doofa
 SquareDotCube: line change suggestion: should it be "Last Christmas, I emptied my mind, the very next day, mu mind stayed that way"?
   LoadingReadyRun: ya I'm going to go ahead and mute Ian's mic
  amative1: appreciated!
  TXC2: thanks LRR
 Ritaspirithntr: @loadingreadyrun woof
 JadedCynic: gawd, graham, how can you keep working? 
 JadedCynic: try both?
 ArdCollider: this absolutely makes Ian sound like he's doing lines for a sadistic 1989 Mac Tetris clone that's Christmas-themed.
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 SnackPak_: 
 loufghyslaufey:  cold mic alert 
 Sorator13: 
 Abavus: 
 TheWormbo: @loufghyslaufey it's an arm mic now
 loufghyslaufey:  imminent cold mic alert 
 Anaerin: @loufghyslaufey Yes, that's deliberate
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 MrSVCD: I am angry!!
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EmmaPartlow: I want these as soundbites on my phone (for alarms etc)
 loufghyslaufey: 
 loufghyslaufey: 
 RockPusher: loufghyslaufey Ian's lav is intentionally muted at moment
  TXC2: I expect a remix of that pa ra pa pum by New Years chat 
 Chronomagistrate: @EmmaPartlow That would be neat  (Also, heya Emma!)
 JadedCynic: 
 Garfy400: Ian has a 'unique' view of the world
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahahaha
 jonnykefka: real good
 PharaohBender27: 
 loufghyslaufey: I know, I thought I was just rolling with it, chat
NimrodXIV: pfft
EmmaPartlow: Heeey! @Chronomagistrate 
 TheWriterAleph: 
nyoomgoom: in the cityyy
 beowuuf: o7 to ian's voice
 Sorator13: I'm a little concerned that Ian's head might explode
 RockPusher: hahahahaha
 jumping_point: Oh lord, someone bring Ian Jacobs mix for voice work. xD
 Pseudonym_Ken: 
nyoomgoom: wheeze
Astramentha:     
 GrassVortex: 
 jacqui_lantern234: im WHEEZING XD
 jonnykefka: no signal
  amative1: Hosanna in excelsis!
 JadedCynic: Nirvana is a-waiting
RoeDent89: RIP
 jacqui_lantern234: oh no!
NimrodXIV: oop camera 5
 PharaohBender27: 
 accountmadeforants: A wonderful empty signal
 SnackPak_: 
  TXC2: RIP Camara
 Abavus: Oh no
 GreatWahooney: oh no!
 thebuzzstreams: Camera emptied its mind
aitsu100: cam 5
 DiscordianTokkan: Siiimply Haaaaving
  amative1: Camera 5!
TheAinMAP: 
 Laurence72: Empty your feed!
EmmaPartlow: the camera also has an empty mind
adept_nekomancer: The camera has emptied its mind.
 JadedCynic: d'accord - we can still hear 
nyoomgoom: i love how there's still audio
RoeDent89: No Signal, because my mind is empty!
 xantos69: This Camera Is EMPTY!
 Chronomagistrate: Camera 5!
 RockPusher: Tacticool!
Jogela: James is John Wicking the Camera
 TheDevil_Risen:   
 loufghyslaufey: Wait. Wait. Why not just go with it?
 jacqui_lantern234: cmon paul!!!
 terribleplan: Hot swap implies it is still rolling...
 jacqui_lantern234: 
  TXC2: cool that we still have audio
 TheDevil_Risen: wb
 Mollylele: that camera emptied its mind
 SnackPak_: how dare you blame Paul
 thebuzzstreams: The battery? Empty!
  TXC2: and we're back
 caetzer:  
RoeDent89: wb
 Sorator13: don't you hate when you tactically reload an empty?
 accountmadeforants: Had to convince the battery it was charged, first
virtue_the_cat: theres no signal- BECAUSE IVE EMPTIED MY MIND
 Abavus: Trying to throw Paul under the bus D:
 terribleplan: More like a luke-warm swap
 PharaohBender27: @jumping_point Nin jiom pei pa koa?
 TheDevil_Risen: the camera emptied its CPU Hive Mind 
 JadedCynic: @adept_nekomancer if its batter is its mind, sure 
 loufghyslaufey: This is an Angry Zen holiday shoot? Right? 
  amative1: YEAH
 JadedCynic: YEEEEEAH
 jacqui_lantern234: eeeeEEEEEeee!!!
 Garfy400: HHnNNNMMM
nyoomgoom: simply having eeueuauugh!!
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 JadedCynic: 
EmmaPartlow: Love that the LEDs are coming through lmao
adept_nekomancer: @JadedCynic I guess the battery would be the mitochondria... it's the powerhouse of the camera.
 Chronomagistrate: Beautiful!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SplendidBelovedCoffeeOSfrog-b_qGrSu4UY_YhXOU
  amative1: someone call Paul McCartney
 TheDevil_Risen:     
 JadedCynic: I really need to get a 'chef kiss' emote done up for my channel...
 Garfy400: @loufghyslaufey Yup 
commentarywife: Mariah Carey aaaah
nyoomgoom: just like, do the macarena
 accountmadeforants: Big fan of the AZM's idle animations
  TXC2: Zen moves, or the Macarena? 
 jumping_point: @PharaohBender27 That is the thing someone got gifted at last DB, right? I meant the hot lemon and honey thing. That was a thing right?
Darth_Litigious: slow zoom in on "Empty your mind. empty your mind" (carol of the bells)
 loufghyslaufey: Like, in the crapshoot the Angry Zen Master vents emptying your mind, so hard. That the clip imminently loses signal from emptying such an Angry Mind       
  amative1: @jumping_point yup
 Transmuted_Elf: get a full 360 of  ians head?
 JadedCynic: oh YES
 JadedCynic: an exploitable 
RoeDent89: Angry Zen Evangelion
  TXC2: a panoramic of Ian's head
mizzytastic: I'm now imagining ian's head bouncing along the words sing-a-long style
redpandrake: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 GrassVortex: 
 jumping_point: Anyway I'm afraid for Ians voice.
 jacqui_lantern234: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 Laurence72: 
 TheDevil_Risen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 SymphonySolstice: 
 RockPusher: yep, track two for that one
 Abavus: 
 CaptainSpam: AAAAAAAAAA
 accountmadeforants: 
aitsu100: amazing
 spethycakes: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: magnifique, Beej!
adept_nekomancer: Excellent AAAAAAAAAAAAA
 Caffine1138: Perfection
 ohjanji: epic
 JadedCynic: 
 Rogue_07: God, I love you Ian
  TXC2: "at the tone the time will be 8:25"
Astramentha: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Splash4Mirrodin: 
nyoomgoom: sick
 Wolfstrike_NL:   
 Mollylele: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
  amative1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 Garfy400: 
 TheWriterAleph: blow out those levels!
 Laurence72: AAAAAAAAA-ley-loo--yah!
 jacqui_lantern234: PLEASE someone clip that XD
  TXC2: AAAAAAAAAAAA
glitched_goddess: I have the same reaction to that song
 jolly6100: 
 lirazel64: Gong?
 gualdhar: Graham can read the wave forms like Neo
 SymphonySolstice: [applause]
 TheDevil_Risen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
 ohjanji: hahahahahahaha that face is sending me
   LoadingReadyRun: reminder, Ian mic is currently OFF
 GrassVortex: Clap
 accountmadeforants: Amazing
  amative1: ~honk
 RockPusher:   
 jacqui_lantern234: im fuckin LOSING MY SHIT XD
 xantos69: Yep.  Nailed it!
 TheDevil_Risen: 10/10 no notes Ian!
 accountmadeforants: 
RoeDent89: Well played Ian
 CodeIndigo: Ian turning a festive shade of red there
 MyrddintheWizard: No notes
  TXC2: Ian needs more fibre 
  RayFK: Petition to have THAT in Fortnite
 lirazel64: Berjaya
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SquareSmallFlamingoVoteNay-W5aa4blGUw1k61eI
 Electrodyne: Are you sure there aren't another 30-40 minutes of takes needed
 Ritaspirithntr: @jacqui_lantern234 Same!! 
 ExachixKitsune: If LRR ever gets bit alert sounds...
 CodeIndigo: Spokeman take please!
RoeDent89: This has been ASMRmpit
 JadedCynic: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SecretivePrettyCougarBleedPurple-390t8cLON6KqIu9I
 Muddy_Thunder: My mom said Ian looks like Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters
 JadedCynic: the second one
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuperMoistLettuceFailFish-mHDcJTquiszO923u
RoeDent89: Rod Serling
 beowuuf: hello, i am narratesm'n
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObliqueArtisticWeaselKappaWealth-IPGWcYcJZR5H7NLC
 RubikDarkwill: ASMRsman
 RockPusher: Muddy_Thunder even more so when we bust out the beret
 jacqui_lantern234: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PuzzledRacyTarsierBabyRage-T0I7TcFv6nm_MLcS
 hd_dabnado: this boy, is empty
 ohjanji: excellent Narrator Voice
 accountmadeforants: Fortunately shopping channel narration is very receptive to cuts. You could probably cut halfway through a sentence and it'd only sound more authentic
 jacqui_lantern234: G has such an excellent narrator voice
 jumping_point: definitvely
RoeDent89: aaaaaaaa honk
 Sorator13: "and then Ian screams and then we all go home" just like every other workday at LRR!
 MyrddintheWizard: "ian screams and we all leave" is that the end of Cam and Ian Christmas???!
RoeDent89: Break time
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 A_Dub888: what up shooters, how was the crap?
Genie_M: Oh this still has the gun holding stickman
  TXC2: !addquote (Graham) [now] ...and then Ian screams and we all go home.
  LRRbot: New quote #9212: "...and then Ian screams and we all go home." —Graham [2024-12-21]
 Electrodyne: I'm glad I saw this
 beowuuf: not sure we empited our minds
Creideiki_SE: @LRRbot I'm getting mixed messages when Graham says "don't go away", and then LRRbot tells me to go away (and come back).
 lirazel64: The crap is coming together.
  TXC2: hello A_Dub888  welcome
 MyrddintheWizard: @A_Dub888 Its a return by the Angry Zen Master.
 Tweygoh: hark, the herald's empty mind
 MyrddintheWizard: He has a christmas album.
 Ritaspirithntr: So happy to have clicked the LRR button! BtS content is so fun and intriguing to watch!!
 VorlonScout: @TXC2 I half expected the LRRbot break message to have been temporarily edited with "Don't forget to empty your mind!"
 A_Dub888: @MyrddintheWizard You better watch out, you better not cry, you better EMPTY YOUR MIND, I'm telling you why
  TXC2: VorlonScout  
 VorlonScout: I guess today it's just implied
 A_Dub888: @VorlonScout to be fair, twitch chat is generally head empty
  TXC2: chat is head empty unless you are the one with the brain cell at that time
 lirazel64: Very mindful chat here.
 beowuuf: many brains, one braincell
 Ritaspirithntr: in the past couple weeks I wish my head was empty. 
 RockPusher:   
  TXC2: Ritaspirithntr  big mood
 Ritaspirithntr: well, went to Victoria for my weekend and it helped tremendously!! Caught the break in the rain and had a lovely walk around the parks!  
roastbeefsandwitch: @Ritaspirithntr I was there when I was much younger, it's quite beautiful. And I didn't even see any werewolves on motorbikes!
 A_Dub888: @roastbeefsandwitch you're quite beautiful
 Ritaspirithntr: @roastbeefsandwitch me neither. guess the christmas spirits drove them away. 
 PTElder: I image the lupines hang out at the Buchart Gardens.
commentarywife: Aren't they all in Sydney?
 Ritaspirithntr: found the hill where they rolled the cheese and all my mind’s head could see was a massive cheesewheel going down it. 
 JadedCynic: @Ritaspirithntr yeah, family was in Van for Expo86 - we took the ferry over for the day; saw the gardens and some cool stuff (great views of the mainland)
  TXC2: well 5 are up there
 beowuuf: last nadtd and i'll be travelling then home 
 jumping_point: God I love hearing Road Quest music during breaks.
  Simriel: I want everyone to know I have apple crumble and custard
 PharaohBender27: @Ritaspirithntr Nice! 
 jonnykefka: @jumping_point IKR. I need to do a rewatch soon
commentarywife: Mmm apple crumble and custard
 Garfy400: Open your mind!
 jacqui_lantern234: @Simriel ok but share with your favourite Jacqui 
 PharaohBender27: I went to Victoria once when I was 12, but the only thing I really remember from that visit is Miniature World
 Ritaspirithntr: did the christmas light walk at Butchart Gardens. it was really beautiful. hope to go again during the day sometime to see it in full bloom!
 A_Dub888: @Garfy400 and EMPTY IT
  TXC2: and we're back
 PharaohBender27: Oh, that an tea at the Empress
RoeDent89: Welcome to this unminding video
 Sorator13: ahoy!
 SymphonySolstice: hi I'm on tv!
 jacqui_lantern234: AHH MY DESK
  Simriel: @jacqui_lantern234 Okay, I will
 RockPusher: The Graham yearns for the editing mines
dippedfeathers: hell?O!
commentarywife: Editttt
 jumping_point: @jonnykefka It's so worth it.
 ohjanji: oohh editing cooool
 Diabore: missed the filming but right on time for the editing
  TXC2: oh hey we're on TV
RoeDent89: Hi mom!
 Ritaspirithntr: @simriel can I have some too?!
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, it's us!
 LilyOfTheVeil666: I'M ON THE TV
Genie_M: 51 gigs....
 PharaohBender27: Ohai chat
 loufghyslaufey: @garfy400  Shooting Star playback meme 
 beowuuf: when you film for rap videos it's 64k
 A_Dub888: do we have at least 7 cards in the bin?
 lirazel64:  
josh_ilok: 😬
 PharaohBender27: Everyone be on your best behavior for YouTube!
 jacqui_lantern234: oh no im being perceived! its the worst timeline! 
  Simriel: @jacqui_lantern234 Okay I shared it with my favourite Jacqui, thanks for suggesting that 
 xantos69: Oh wow.  Us on screen with a delay.  Hi Me!
 terribleplan: Crimmis
 Anaerin: Yay for AutoCarrot.
 loufghyslaufey: Crapshoot: "The Title"
RoeDent89: Angry Xen MASter
 Its_VeeBot: Why not "An" Angry Zen Master Christmas?
 jacqui_lantern234: @Simriel glad i could help 
 A_Dub888: @jacqui_lantern234 That's right, I'm perceiving you as being wonderful and amazing!
 GreatWahooney: our typical audio woopsies 
 Mollylele: 
  Simriel: "Out typical audio Woopsies"
 terribleplan: Xen MASter is very good
 jacqui_lantern234: @A_Dub888 wait, you sincerely think this? oof, im sorry
RoeDent89: Track 2 knows what it did
 Garfy400: @terribleplan Xen master id s different thing 
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adept_nekomancer: Some of them go to 11.
 JadedCynic: ONLY ON THIS ARBITRARY, PROPRIATRY SCALE
   LoadingReadyRun: is the computer audio ok volume for you?
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun 
 JadedCynic: yep
RoeDent89: I think so
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun sounds good to me
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  it's louder then real Graham and Ian, but it's clear
 JadedCynic: 
 SocraticMethod: Feels like it's clipping a bit?
Basic_Human_Decency: Little empty Boy.
 SocraticMethod: Maybe it's twitch
RoeDent89: "Do you have sugarplums dancing in your head?" is very Jonathan Frakes
 Anaerin: It's a little clippy here, but I think that's our feed not the actual audio
 Mollylele: my brother in christmas can you bump that to +6 instead of +8
 spethycakes: So festive, so apropos
 A_Dub888: Graham "Little Empty Boy" Stark
 Mollylele: it feels like it's clipping out here but you do you
 spethycakes: @RoeDent89 
 Doc_Layzah: It almost sounds like clipping
 RockPusher: It not perfect system
 JadedCynic: this is how it is 
 loufghyslaufey:   I Emptied My MIND   
  TXC2: audio is hard
 Anaerin: It is what it is.
 TheHaCoFo: Empty night, is it time to start my Dresden Files reread?
ThorSokar: In Kdenlive that number is -18 to -6, so yes it is different per-program
   LoadingReadyRun: I think the HDMI audio output from the editing computer is coming in a little peaky
 RockPusher: kill that room tone
 jonnykefka: Yeah, macs are really bad about HDMI audio in particular. I don't know why and it's the worst
RoeDent89: honk
 PharaohBender27: Why are those files dated 2.5 months ago? Is the camera's internal clock way off?
 RockPusher: "properly"
 TheDevil_Risen: oo graham, colour correction as meant and veggies? should be a treat just for Gvlogs 
 Stormgod519: okay, Im back!
  TXC2: is it bad that the blue screen stops in the top right corner ?
 SquareDotCube: With the speedups now I just want an Angry Zen Master speedrun attempt
 PharaohBender27: @TXC2 They plan to crop, IIRC
 RockPusher: TXC2 nah, we'll be cropping in
  TXC2: PharaohBender27  ok
  TXC2: RockPusher  ok
 Garfy400: Graham cypher confirmed
 beowuuf: @TXC2 as long as ian's hand doesn't cut in  to it i thin g explicitly said it's fine
 SymphonySolstice: it's almost like he's a professional or something
 PharaohBender27: That's an experienced editor talking there
 ExachixKitsune: as a burgeoning editor, I am eal interested seeing how this goes
 TheWriterAleph: i love watching a professional at work
 TheDevil_Risen: SLEEP! in heavanly peace
ThePixelSavage: why is it always Ian in those 
  TXC2: beowuuf  ah ok
 RockPusher: It's still fascinating to me that we flawed humans actually can perceive on the order of a frame or two
 Mollylele: just a skosh
 TheDevil_Risen: yep
RoeDent89: Mhm
RoeDent89: squoosh
  TXC2: every frame a painting
 corpocracy: I've heard that comedy is all about--
 RockPusher: something someth-TIMING!
 GrassVortex: 
 Abavus: 
 TheWriterAleph:  that's so good
 Stormgod519: LOL
 corpocracy: timing
 Stormgod519: I love it
 beowuuf: the secre-TIMING
 JadedCynic: Thank you for that read, Molly 
ThorSokar: It's the exact same with editing music based videos, 1 frame is the difference from wow, to that's nice
 jumping_point: God the final cut will be so funny. xD
 jonnykefka: only used ironically
   LoadingReadyRun: The latest MacOS versions also have some changes in security policies that make it difficult for things like NDI or other screen capture tools to get the computer's internal audio 
 SquareDotCube: star wipe!
 Mollylele: star wipe ⭐
 TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun RUDE
 TheAwkes: A specific style or lack thereof.
epsilon_vee: cornball applications
 PharaohBender27: @ThorSokar Maybe to a little less exact an extent (or I'm not as professional), but I definitely feel the difference +1 or -1 frame can make in a GIF
  amative1: FYI I sent you a slightly different variation of the glockenspiel via mod slack, feel free to use it if you want
adept_nekomancer: @SquareDotCube Or, in the Christmas spirit, the Tingle wipe from that weird game Beej and Heather streamed for Christmas last year
 PTElder: For some reason I keep thinking a wipe that's just Ian's Static face would be funny (but deeply silly).
 A_Dub888: It's important to stretch in the morning
 Stormgod519: that reminds me: i need to get a frame for my Nidan certificate
 SocraticMethod: THat one line is giving me SLY MARBO flashbacks
  TXC2: Stormgod519  in what style ?
ThorSokar: @PharaohBender27 oh absolutely, In a gif you have even less wiggle room for the joke the land perfectly
 SnackPak_: so smart
 PharaohBender27: @adept_nekomancer They also played it the year before. I understand why they won't this year, but I was a little sad to learn there'd be no 2024 Tingle stream
RoeDent89: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 SocraticMethod: AAAAA
 JadedCynic: nicely done, Beej 
 Stormgod519: @TXC2 Shorin Ji Ryu karate, tested for it i think last year, but got my certificate in October this year
 A_Dub888: is 7:18 already?
  TXC2: Stormgod519  ooo neat
 Stormgod519: @A_Dub888 good point
 SocraticMethod: THanks for the reminder, I need to go thin my paints
 TheWriterAleph: aaaaaaaaaaa
 spethycakes: 
ThorSokar: I would argue you need even FEWER of those notes before everyone is mad, if this were a music streamer you need at most 3
 ohjanji: this is amazing hahaahahaha
 SymphonySolstice: aaaaaaaaaaa :v
 jumping_point: this look up... xD
 Stormgod519: @TXC2 yeah, it's been great. also been teaching for almost 4 full years now too
 Mollylele: new ringtone
RoeDent89: Keyboard of Ians
 Stormgod519: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 jacqui_lantern234: PAUL YES
 Stormgod519: Someone gif that lol
 GrassVortex: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 jonnykefka: LOL
roastbeefsandwitch: shouting in tune to the lovely glockenspheiel music, nice
  Simriel: The Dumbest Best Joke
adept_nekomancer: It bleeds so well into the honk at the end
 Sorator13: where's the DB gif when you need it?
 ohjanji: CHEF'S KISS
 SquareDotCube: Too late, you know Cori's gonna do it in Ableton
 hd_dabnado: wait, what if the keys are done in screams
 Garfy400: omg so ood
 A_Dub888: @TXC2 you're neat
 Dalrint: That scream is definitely turning into a sound alert
 TheDevil_Risen: ill work on making it a Midi instrument next time i have time off
 Electrodyne: Yes
  TXC2: A_Dub888  damn, you got me
 accountmadeforants: Easily one of the best smash cuts into end card so far
 FarleyF: does this mean we just lost iangeddon by listening to that last track
virtue_the_cat: wake up babe, new wilhem scream just dropped
 Mangledpixel: oh dingbats, I missed most of the stream
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
 jonnykefka: Yule log
 jonnykefka: Fire
 SquareDotCube: yule log?
 Astra7525: Himalayan mountainpekas?
 Mollylele: gavlebocken
 Astra7525: *peaks
 Doc_Layzah: There was a great suggestion for Aurora borealis
 PharaohBender27: @Mangledpixel Welcome to them editing the first Angry Zen Master crapshot since *2016*
 beowuuf: post credit stinger with the zennenbaum gag?
 Mollylele: slow motion avalanche footage
 Laurence72: That AAAAA plus his bidet moan, Ian makes such amazing mouth sounds
 Its_VeeBot: It has to look good?
ThorSokar: Just video of "Canadian Wilderness Winter / Snowing"
 Mangledpixel: no such thing as too pedantic
 Mangledpixel: if something's worth doing, it's worth overdoing
 A_Dub888: @Laurence72 Ian Mouth Sounds album coming to LRR store when?
 accountmadeforants: You could fade into a still frame, Graham, for the real TV shopping channel aesthetic.
 Garfy400: almost as if graham has years of experience
  TXC2: Garfy400  decades even
 PharaohBender27: Oh right, that's this evening!
 Dog_of_Myth: Dang, forgot this was going on today.
Squallloir: technically it is for me I think
fnoggchamp: Remixes and covers don't count, it's fine
 Caffine1138: Thankfully there is the Limp Bizkit bailout, where covers and you can flee before the opening lyrics
 Caffine1138: *covers don't count
Squallloir: I don't really get outside so I haven't heard much christmas music
 TheWriterAleph: "in the cityyyy" got me so hard again 
 SnackPak_: 
 Stormgod519: 
  TheGreenMonster450: perfection
 Stormgod519: i love this so much
 TheDevil_Risen: Gold
roastbeefsandwitch: Its so weird watching Loading Time in real-time. Intriguing seeing what goes to make our stuff pretty
 Sorator13: Incredible
 JadedCynic: I do like that you did use a few 'newer' xmas songs and not just the "50's Christmas Songbook"
 Dog_of_Myth: Okay, that was great
 Mollylele: 🏆
 GrassVortex: it is so stupid, I love it 
 beowuuf: grewat transition no notes
 Laurence72: I'm in tears from laughing so hard
 A_Dub888: But if I don't empty my wallet, how do I pay for this album?
nyoomgoom: backwards glockinspiels go hard
 SymphonySolstice: 
  amative1: trippy
 Abavus: 
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 jumping_point: The doubling down gets better everytime.
 JadedCynic: wow  
 RockPusher: You know you are doing well when the people that shot it are cracking up 
 Ritaspirithntr: 
  TXC2: banging remix
ThorSokar: I still say only need 3 notes to be mad
 Its_VeeBot: 
 Stormgod519: A A A A A A A A A     AAA AA A A
nyoomgoom: no that ruled
 Stella_Noctis: 
 TheAwkes: This could go the distance on CDHC, too, for sure.
 MyrddintheWizard: What is the last song?
 Garfy400: This deserves full sketch status
Invitare: 2 minutes? Is there time to add a Wheeler cameo?
dippedfeathers: this is a marvelous crapshot, I can feel it.
  TXC2: MyrddintheWizard  all I want for Christmas
 MyrddintheWizard: @TXC2 Thank you.
 Diabore: curtain?
JDogg2K4: it's christmas, so snow?
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 JadedCynic: I was about to say...
 Its_VeeBot: Use the same Rays but green and red?
 JadedCynic: snowflakes?
 Abavus: Original in red and green?
 A_Dub888: heheheheh "How far we've come"
 JadedCynic: a million fireflies...
 Rogue_07: Welp, I did it.  I clicked on the onscreen chat to try and type a comment
roastbeefsandwitch: It makes Ian look like a christmas tree, I like the sparks
 jumping_point: Sparks for the jingle?
 accountmadeforants: That sun in an empty void with some snowflakes demonstrates both an empty mind and Christmas Spirit.
 Electrodyne: Are there going to be K-Tel Commercial style song title texts rolling up the screen?
  TXC2: Rogue_07  well it had to happen to someone
 Astra7525: cursor is visible
 Mangledpixel: well, we're all worried about Ian
  TXC2: Electrodyne  yes
 Rogue_07: @TXC2 I guess I volunteered as tribute then
 RockPusher: This blob of stuff in the centre here, AKA Ian
 RockPusher: 
 Electrodyne: Sweet
lenny__cool: I worry about Ian, this blob in the center xD
Costar_s: @Rogue_07 I have the stream on my TV in theatre mode so I just have a chatception going on XD
 Diabore: its a better christmas green imo
 RockPusher: taking out the blue will yellow things up
 Pyroxx___: im sure its also helpful that you are replacing the blue with a blue background
 Diabore: have we workshopped a name yet?
 richard_ermen: These sound bites would be amazing for an amusing Angry Zen Master song...
 PharaohBender27: 
 Its_VeeBot: That's a meme in the making
Squallloir: thats incredible
 JadedCynic: 
  TXC2: the duality of man
 beowuuf: @TXC2 angry and zen?
 accountmadeforants: Oh, that's a very strong transition
 DiscordianTokkan: hehehe
adept_nekomancer: Make the one in the background transparent and it's the screaming cowboy
 GrassVortex: 
  TXC2: beowuuf  exactly
n__een_n: bahaha
 Stormgod519: oh i love it
 spethycakes: 
lenny__cool:  this is gold!
 ohjanji: hahahaha perfect
  TheGreenMonster450: or the other way around
dippedfeathers: this looks Evangelion
 jumping_point: Now it feels like the intro to a weird telenovela.
  TXC2: to the front page of Imgur! 
 Chronomagistrate: chef's kiss
 Hansk_and_Boo: It would probably be a lot of effort to have a Santa in his sleigh flying through the clouds, right? 🤔
 VrolikSyndrome: What if the larger faded one moved from right to left?
 JadedCynic: orson_welles_ovation dot mp4
 VrolikSyndrome: er, left to right.
 beowuuf: see thgrough master needs to drift a little?
 SquareDotCube: Question: are we going to use the same backdrop for everything or will we try using different backdrops for each jumpcut into a song?
 TheAwkes: If the transparent one transited the frame? Perfection.
 jumping_point: oh lord. xD
 Anaerin: The blue collar next to Ian's neck is getting keyed on the front-on shots
Invitare: close up has masking clipping at the top
 ohjanji: 
 SnackPak_: 
 spethycakes: fill holes 
 RockPusher: 
  TXC2: !holes
  LRRbot: Luckily, this is Hole In One.... Or Two!
 accountmadeforants: You ever think about Holes
 beowuuf: Phil Wholes
 VrolikSyndrome: 👀
NimrodXIV: pardon
 Anaerin: Good old Phil's Holes.
 TheWriterAleph: i think the very top of ian's head was cut off in the shot just before the tilted shot
 ohjanji: 
  TheGreenMonster450: Hole Aware Phil
 Redbassist: 
 Its_VeeBot: It also got his eyes and the tree on his shirt
 Mollylele: thank you Fill Holes Slider
  TXC2: Phillip Holem to give his full name
 couchboyj: Is nothing dancing in my head, or is Nothing dancing inside my head?   Woah...
 fastlane250: Who put a price is right ref into !holes? 
 nifleon: will that button be coming to card kingdom?
 electric_claire: Every hole's a goal for the chroma key.
 PMAvers: something something filling that man's holes with something
 Rogue_07: He can see forever!
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh YEAH
 Mollylele: Fill Eye Holes
 TheDevil_Risen: haha Zen Master Demon Eyes 
 Abavus: Huh. Neat 
 VorlonScout: Even his eyes are empty
 accountmadeforants: AZM just has Special Eyes
 caetzer: also his headshot was cut off
 TheDevil_Risen: actually, keep they eyes empty, as a treat. 
  amative1: that line is SO GOOD
 beowuuf: could you jump zoom to the 'it stayed empty' in the wham joke bit?
cuttlefishman: I wonder if there is maybe a few too many?
 Anaerin: Is it a lower third option?
 TheDevil_Risen: There always is on christmas albums @cuttlefishman
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 Mollylele: Ticker along bottom is possible but it is harder to time for comedy
 orangeceltic71: So much fun!
 Redbassist: Do they have the Star wars crawl?
 Abavus: Super fired
 Redbassist: Ah answered lol
 TheDevil_Risen: haz bell!
 Abavus: +1 for jingle bell
cuttlefishman: beej could record one
 hd_dabnado: if you do, maybe include a jingle bell at the end?
 Anaerin: It is ABSOLUTELY necessary.
 SymphonySolstice: maybe use the title words on screen but overlayed with the first shot?
  TXC2: maybe just the crawl is public domain somehow? 
ThorSokar: fun fact, That was the DB4 intro, crawl, and it's never had a problem on youtube
 jonnykefka: oh the jingle bell would be extremely correct for this
 Strebenherz: Good afternoon, I see some sort of crapshoot in the brewing?
 beowuuf: @ThorSokar bold of you to assume lrr are professionals 
 CodeIndigo: @beowuuf I like this idea
 PharaohBender27: @Strebenherz You do!
 xantos69: What if the text was Green and Red to be festive?
 beowuuf: @Strebenherz almost ready to consume, in fact
  TXC2: hello Strebenherz  welcome to the Angry zen master christmas CD
 Doc_Layzah: They're yellow but the ones that are not red are white 😵‍💫
 SymphonySolstice: ah yeah I see the crop on ian's head here
Squallloir: do these lists usually have a lot of filler only some of which are read out or am i misremembering
  amative1: WHY ISN'T YOUR MIND FILLED WITH JOY YET?
  amative1: @Squallloir correct
  TXC2: Squallloir  no that's right
 ohjanji: lul
 Strebenherz: "I saw mommy empty santa's mind" sounds very eldritch.  Love it
 VorlonScout: My recollection was that the lists in these commercials were less dense
  amative1: song title could be "Twas the Night before Christmas"
 Electrodyne: Like 3-4 items visible at a time
 SymphonySolstice: more space between the lines yeah
 couchboyj: More spread out and a faster scroll, yeah
 jacqui_lantern234: the "Little Empty Boy" bit is so fuckin good
 RockPusher: gesundheit presumably Beej?
  TXC2: did Beej just sneeze ?
 couchboyj: Fairy tale of Nirvana
commentarywife: Bless you
 jumping_point: I'm totally fixated on the telenovela intro now and see the song titles come in from the sides in half height blocks like the actors names.
 GasCityGaming: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Cameron & Ian Christmas (A Tradition Unlike Any Other.) at Sat 05:00 PM PST (2:43 from now).
 MalFnord: Maybe swap font to something serifed? IIRC that's what the ads traditionally used
 Caffine1138: some of the transitions of Ian's poses are rather abrupt
 musclewizzard123: I think in those old commercials the writing was centred
cuttlefishman: whoa
 jumping_point: Oh nooo. xD
 GrassVortex: Yes 
 jacqui_lantern234: XD i love this so much
 Caffine1138: That flip is very sharp/abrupt
 jumping_point: Oh Graham you genius.
  TXC2: "this is such a stupid thing, I love it": the LRR story
 dougma: mistletoe on the inner video frame
Sandboxgamer27: the scroll should be a little longer so that “little empty boy” is still on the screen at the end of that clip?
 SquareDotCube: skewed lists don't really fit the era these commercials came from
roastbeefsandwitch: @TXC2 That's a great book name for the eventual biography of the group.
 CaptainSpam: Hm... I'm not sure skewed text works for a Christmas album thing.
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 really? i though it was "Throwing Things At James' Nuts: the LRR Story" 
 PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 That's the title of Chapter 1
  TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 oh right, my bad 
 jumping_point: I love this.
 Stormgod519: this is great
 Wolfstrike_NL:  Empty
 GrassVortex: and suddenly, much better 
 SymphonySolstice: I think we need a wipe into this skewed scene
ThorSokar: Star wipes, tree wipes, all the cursed ones
 TheWriterAleph: you know it's a good joke when it still makes you laugh this far into the process
 djalternative: oh hi youtube vod
 Hansk_and_Boo: Graham scrolling trough the timeline: "I'm the Scat Zen! Gjdbdudndjdhd!"
 Anaerin: Ooh, the cheese...
 spethycakes: Wenceslas
  amative1: Wenceslas
dippedfeathers: That looks beautiful
 PharaohBender27: Wenceslas
 SymphonySolstice: 
 niccus: wenceslessness
 Sorator13: 
 Mangledpixel: Good King Wenshsheshloshlishlash
dippedfeathers: yes
cuttlefishman: Zennnenbaum
 jonnykefka: tennenbaum
 TheWriterAleph: David Tennanbaum
 TheWormbo: Tannenbaum is the correct spelling
  amative1: Tannenbaum
 Astra7525: Tannenbaum is usually spelt with two N, but I don't know if it scans with Zen
 loufghyslaufey: Take that again, "Wenceslas?"  ?   
 Sorator13: O Tannenbaum
 SquareDotCube: Zzzenenbaum, the crossover with Mihoyoverse
 dragon_pandaDnd: 1500
 djalternative: The Royal Zennenbaums
 ZethRuss: there's a clip with the top of Ian's head missing
dippedfeathers: i coined Zenenbaum and there is only one n, regardless of the original’s spelling.
Squallloir: you can ENHANCE
adept_nekomancer: shapenanigans
 SymphonySolstice: welp
cuttlefishman: hahaha
 Stormgod519: ummmmm
 Rogue_07: This has been a *wonderful* way to spend my first day of winter break, fyi
adept_nekomancer: Oh no... he's escaped the background
 Stormgod519: hmmmmm
 accountmadeforants: Astral projection
 Astra7525: Just Monika
Forgotten_Sanity: Can we do that with the tiny quiet scene where the top of his head is missing right after this?
 TheDevil_Risen: hes so angry he escaped the backdrop!
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 CaptainSpam: Huh.  Guess the clipping mask isn't transformed?
 Redbassist: Could Ian slide into and out of frame on one of them?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ian is inside the box, outside the box, back inside the box - i great
 Rogue_07: Did we end up cutting the scream?
 jacqui_lantern234 @Astra7525 neck snaps
 Caffine1138: Get close enough to count the hairs in the beard 
 jacqui_lantern234: @Astra7525
 PharaohBender27: @Rogue_07 No, it's at the end
 Rogue_07: Cheers
 accountmadeforants: There is something very interesting about adding a parallax background effect to a camera recording.
 RealGamerCow: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Cameron & Ian Christmas (A Tradition Unlike Any Other.) at Sat 05:00 PM PST (2:35 from now).
  amative1: I don't think you need backing tracks for this
 jacqui_lantern234: HAAAAAVING
 A_Dub888: iiiiiii
 Nigouki: disclaimer from rights holders about not being allowed to use the actual music
ThorSokar: Oh, in my mind, the CD has NO backing track at all, it's just the Zen master SCREAMING the modified songs at you
 Astra7525: @jacqui_lantern234 I felt personally threatened until I remembered what you were responding to
 thebuzzstreams: I know it's a lot of work and that's why we don't get these streams as much, but my god do I love these. It's an amazing sort of co-working stream to also pick up on both comedy and video production.
 TheAwkes: Chroma border in the upper right of one of those clips after moving things.
 loufghyslaufey: Thought?  , NO. Your mind should be Empty!
 djalternative: we are home. why do we need to go there?
 wedge_x: just a very short loop of sleigh bells
Squallloir: just a jingling bells chorus thing on a 3 second loop or even less
 thebuzzstreams: Also, it's nice to have these to just appreciate how much work y'all do for even the shortest of videos.
Squallloir: @wedge_x yeah exactly
 SnackPak_: 
  TXC2: it's all coming together now
nyoomgoom: god i love the effects when scanning through a video timeline
 Redbassist: 
nyoomgoom: the scrambles
 jacqui_lantern234: @Astra7525 my bad XD listen, i may not be smart
 jacqui_lantern234: but im ALSO rarely funny 
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
epsilon_vee: christmas sleigh bells 10 hours loop, perfect 
 GreatWahooney: tbh I was not that hot on the concept during writing but it's turning out great
 Redbassist: 
thalcot: star wipe, or is that too much?
commentarywife: The first two empty minds could probably be separated?
 Stormgod519: 
 SnackPak_: art
 ohjanji: LMAOOOO
 Strebenherz: EMPTY MIIIND
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  TXC2: 
 loufghyslaufey: Weh?
 GrassVortex:  
 Stormgod519: wait...
 Strebenherz: it is a little loud yeah
 MalFnord:   
ACookTooMany: This might be one of your best yet
 Pseudonym_Ken: Hahahaha
 PharaohBender27: 369
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 jumping_point: "vibe based editing" sounds like a class taught
 RockPusher: very good
 ohjanji: hahahahahaha excellent
 Stormgod519: LOL
 CaptainSpam: AAAAAAAAAAA
 TheWriterAleph: bravoooo! 
 Abavus: 
 Stormgod519: that's a profile pic
 MalFnord: AAAAAAAAAAAA-*honk*
 TheDevil_Risen: BRAVO!
  TXC2: no notes, ship it
 Garfy400: Acting1!
 A_Dub888: Noice
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY FUCK XD THATS SO GOOD
 RockPusher: need some hole filling in a few of the later clips
dippedfeathers: wonderful job
ThorSokar: Do you have enough screaming, to have it start after 3 notes?
 TheDevil_Risen: Bravo! Bravo!
 A_Dub888: @jacqui_lantern234 you're so good
 Shadwhawk: Got some bluescreened neck, too
 TheDevil_Risen: Encore!
fnoggchamp: The scream shot could use a slow zoom in until the scream starts imho
 Garfy400: longer the better
 thebuzzstreams: @jumping_point I wonder if my college will take the credit transfer from this course, because it's been worth the sub.
 TheWriterAleph: perfectlycutscreams
 Pseudonym_Ken: Longer uner teh end card?
 SAJewers: remove the honk and have it continue over the end card?
 Rogue_07: Maybe have a scream after the outro?
 Stormgod519: Im dying
 Stormgod519: help me please
 hd_dabnado: longer for the stinger?
 ohjanji: that is some lung capacity lol
 jacqui_lantern234: @A_Dub888 what did i do to be lied to like this?
 Astra7525: I was thinking maybe shorter?
 SquareDotCube: Can it fade through the honk?
 jonnykefka: I like the snappy cut
  Simriel: Yes
 Diabore: i think short short is the one
 Strebenherz: the snapcut works well
 CaptainSpam: Ooo, the short one's good.
 TheDevil_Risen: nah the mid length one was good
 Caffine1138: yes
 Stormgod519: LOL
Jogela: I like it on the shorter end to emphasise the joke rapidly
 Pseudonym_Ken: Oh, wait that is so much funnier\
 loufghyslaufey:  Insert Big Enough Meme Here 
 beowuuf: @jacqui_lantern234 be so good
 jumping_point: @thebuzzstreams it really should! xD
 SymphonySolstice: maybe a little more juice
 SnackPak_: short and sweet
 VorlonScout: Reprise over the black, if anything. But probably not.
DreamyPants: snappier is way funnier
Aitsu111: I love the short one
 TheWriterAleph: it's so hard to big ooooone!
 MalFnord: Yep, that's the one
 Laurence72: I vote for teh mid length
 Wolfstrike_NL: I think  a little longer would be better
 Stormgod519: I LOVE THAT PAUL!!!
 Caffine1138: ohhh. Paul w/ the genius
 ohjanji: amazing idea
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's good
 TheDevil_Risen: when it comes back in put ALL THE REVERB on it
 thebuzzstreams: Paul comes in with the best of both worlds!
 jacqui_lantern234: @beowuuf except im VERY much not as good as yall seem to think i am
 Stormgod519: 
 ohjanji: HAHAHAHAHAHA
 PharaohBender27: Perfection
 TheWriterAleph: yes! there it is!
 TheDevil_Risen: now for the REVERB!
 Caffine1138: YES
 Doc_Layzah:     
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 GrassVortex: 
 RockPusher: 
 Pseudonym_Ken: Stop, I'm dying
 Stormgod519: PERFECT
 ohjanji: omg yes
 Strebenherz: YES
 TheDevil_Risen: needs REVERB Plz
 jonnykefka: ship it
 richard_ermen: Perfection
 Abavus: 
 ExachixKitsune: cakejuLUL
 GreatWahooney: perfect
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: O yeah, that works as well
  TXC2: wonderful
 xantos69: That is the one
 ExachixKitsune: 
 chrono2x:   
 Anaerin: Also gives space for the YT cards.
 MalFnord: 
 A_Dub888: perfect, no notes, ship it
phoenixfeather14: omg, yes! Perfect!
 ExachixKitsune: I wonder if that will fade out into Duel of the Fates
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah the bit after
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 jumping_point: Maybe starting the stinger mid-scream?
 TheDevil_Risen: just make is massive
 loufghyslaufey: Oh that got me coughing the 2nd time    
 Nigouki: crapshot black screen fading to white as the scream increasing to represent the mind emptying to nothing
 CodeIndigo: I would also suggest speeding up the glockenspiel a little
 Rogue_07: I would cut the scream maybe a quarter-second earlier
 JadedCynic: yeah, you can hear the difference
 Stormgod519: perfect
 ExachixKitsune: a
 JadedCynic: just a SNAP
 beowuuf: @jacqui_lantern234 chat is a beautiful naive snowflake, please enjoy deceiving us all 
 Stormgod519: A
 CodeIndigo: brilliant
 Stormgod519: this is amazing
 ohjanji: 
 Stormgod519: I needed this
 hd_dabnado: wonderful
 CaptainSpam: A
fnoggchamp: Slow zoom in during the glockenspiel?
 JadedCynic: r/ScreamsCutOffTooSoon
 JadedCynic: 
 loufghyslaufey: Sam of Raimi,  ?
 jumping_point: I personally liked the longer scream.
 Garfy400: Both are very funny, helpful i know
 JadedCynic: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @beowuuf the deception is in you thinking im good 
 beowuuf: the secret to comedy? tiiiaaaaaarrrrrggggh
 Garfy400: @beowuuf 
 A_Dub888: @jacqui_lantern234 you will take our aggressive love, and YOU WILL LIKE IT
 jumping_point: so contemplative. xD
 TheWriterAleph: rrraAHH
 Anaerin: He should start breathing in when that last note hits.
 Abavus: It needs to sink in 
 Stormgod519: oh my goodness
 Stormgod519: i love it
 ohjanji: so good
 RealGamerCow: fuck that is perfect
 accountmadeforants: I can't stop laughing at the bonus 
 RockPusher: 
 jacqui_lantern234: the full scream is SO GOOD XD
 TheDevil_Risen: and now make that post one massive (reverb it) 
 Strebenherz: Paul that suggestion was gold
  TXC2: LRR do good work
 thebuzzstreams: ah yes, it starting right when the crapshots logo pops away works great!
 musclewizzard123: Ians collar needs to be filled
TheAinMAP: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 JadedCynic: w-w-w-w-why "D
 CodeIndigo: wawawawwaaswaaaws
redpandrake: me too
 Astra7525: Zenman's world
 TheWriterAleph: wickiwicki
 GrassVortex: 
 accountmadeforants: Josh!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
nyoomgoom: bars
 hd_dabnado: Ian is in an early PC game now
 TheDevil_Risen: Mind Control
 beowuuf: 
fnoggchamp: Ch check it out
 fastlane250: Making a YouTube poop now
 chrono2x: Just needs a sick beat now
 Laurence72: Angry Zen Scatman?
 Garfy400: I'm dead
  amative1: Jo-osh?
 TheWriterAleph: joyyy-y-y-y-y
Aitsu111: Skat zen masta
 beowuuf: halp
dippedfeathers: im going to remix this
 SymphonySolstice: angry zen master youtube poop next
ThorSokar: DJ GStar in the HOUSE
 A_Dub888: Josh Lee Kwai?
 SocraticMethod: "I'm beginning to feel like a rap god"
 hd_dabnado: SOUS
 CaptainSpam: Angry YTP Master
 Mollylele: empty your mind and fill your holes
 MalFnord: Is... is this skibidi?
dippedfeathers: it sounded like he said Micheal Jordan
 Garfy400: Scat Master Ian
 TheDevil_Risen: this is the Rizz 
 CaptainSpam: Are you replacing the curtains?
 Tweygoh: I heard Michael Jordan too
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 beowuuf: night txc2
 RockPusher: 'night TXC2
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 later nerd 
 PharaohBender27: Goodnight, TXC2!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ComfortableShakingRedpandaImGlitch-EmQ4OhPDfvJ_vU0V
 SocraticMethod: Star wipe is pretty cliche for those commercials
 thebuzzstreams: Holes shall be filled off stream, because TOS
 Anaerin: Star Wipe, Christmas Tree Wipe
 Laurence72: Ian is going to go from angry AHHHH to complete silence next stream, the Duality of Ian, if you wili
 lirazel64: 100 100 100
 TheDevil_Risen: but yeah make that AHHHHH at the end super massive with some reverb plz 
 Sacrenos: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Cameron & Ian Christmas (A Tradition Unlike Any Other.) at Sat 05:00 PM PST (2:21 from now).
 public_key_reveal_party: y'all better be taking time to rest 
 thebuzzstreams: Merry christmas, happy holidays, and even happier video editing!
 Wolfstrike_NL: I'm sure chat will not be asking if Ian's mind is empty yet, constantly, for the next event
Costar_s: I think the editing is my favourite part of this show!
 JadedCynic: coool!
 Garfy400: Peeps could learn  a lot
 djalternative: yeah. keyboard shortcuts are essential to professional editing
TheCactaceae: I did not just get here right at the last second 😭
 RockPusher: that a recent acquisition?
adept_nekomancer: Watching the editing happen is really interesting actually.
 CaptainSpam: Full-size keyboard crew hype.
 Abavus: Fancy
 Rogue_07: Ian, I was drinking tea
 Garfy400: Mental macros
 JadedCynic: oh, was that gotten the same time as the new Checkpoint desk?
 djalternative: oh god. they were using Avid?!?!
 djalternative: I hate Avid
 Astra7525: man, I wouls love to see some JK Ls
ThorSokar: there's a LOT of those going around second-hand
 CodeIndigo: woooooow, that's a name i've not heard in a while
Ckiva: eggs
 PharaohBender27: 
 wedge_x: the old Avid keyboards used to look like Fisher Price My First Non-Linear Editor
 accountmadeforants: Keyboard shortcuts are also generally healthier for your wrist than moving the mouse all over the place. (Though I suppose you could come up with some straining shortcuts)
 JadedCynic: 
 CodeIndigo: davinci crew who with me?
 hd_dabnado: oops
 public_key_reveal_party: the editing ladder tm
 Anaerin: Ripple editing?
 ohjanji: same thing
 JadedCynic: cool!
 SquareDotCube: If only Apple made a full-sized mechanical keyboard, though you'd know it was $500
  amative1: those famous film ladders
cuttlefishman: Jimmy Kimmel Live?
epsilon_vee: it's like how movie prop shorthand for tape recorder is tiny reel-to-reel machine
 TheDevil_Risen: Lets GO!
epsilon_vee: who has even seen one irl
 JadedCynic: 
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FastProductiveClipzWutFace-7OE5Aa7Lau8hh0rW
 hd_dabnado: six white sutras still gets me
Invitare: sometimes he's in the skybox, sometimes he isn;t?
Costar_s: the the animating curtains
 fastlane250: Ian keeps escaping the box
Costar_s: love them, i mean
 betweenmyself: @invitare yeah, inconsistent cropping of Ian vs backdrop during song scroll
 TheDevil_Risen: AHHHHHHHHH
 Abavus: He has one thing and he loves it 
 spethycakes: 
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 GrassVortex:  
 TheWriterAleph: YEESSSS  
 TheWooglie: 
 Melfina__: Aaaaahhhh
 ohjanji: 
TheCactaceae:   
 RockPusher:   
 Caffine1138: perfection
 Strebenherz: Majestio
  TheGreenMonster450: this is really good
Makhiel: amazing
 TheWriterAleph: AAAAaaa....
 Caffine1138: 10/10 no notes
 richard_ermen: Perfection.
 TheDevil_Risen: yes!
 Rogue_07: So good!
Darth_Litigious: still some collar transparency in some of the shots
ArrestedHouse: 
 CaptainSpam: Excellent.
 ohjanji: hahahahahaha holy moley
 MalFnord: 11/10 no notes
 JadedCynic: and then the sustain during the black screen
 GrassVortex: I love how it trails off 
 DiscordianTokkan: A+, love it
 SnackPak_: good crap everyone
AltaKarl: PERFECT!
Costar_s: its just the same joke over and over BUT I LOVE IT
 accountmadeforants:   
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Perfect, no notes
 ohjanji: a masterpiece
 MyrddintheWizard: So good.
 spethycakes: by Jove, they've done it again
 A_Dub888: What's "Ding dong empty your mind" from?
 Jennie_Fuchsia: bravo!
mizzytastic: joke density is 
 lirazel64: 
 NullColaShip: There was a collar hole in need of filling in that last shot
 JadedCynic: yeah, they HAVE to be back-to-back
 Astra7525: Are we keeping the Ian running out of breath at the end there?
 jacqui_lantern234: im SO GLAD i suggested this XD
cuttlefishman: subs?
 Caffine1138: Save?
 lirazel64: Couple of collar holes.
 JadedCynic: @NullColaShip yeah, hole-filling will be done off-stream because of ToS 
adept_nekomancer: @jacqui_lantern234 It turned out really well
 thebuzzstreams: @lirazel64 They can't fill holes on stream, it'd be a TOS violation
 Rogue_07: Put together this crap (shot)
 CodeIndigo: very fun time, my mind is so empty right now
 Sorator13: G, what did you do?
 JadedCynic: thank you SO much for sharing this experience with us all! 
 Rogue_07: Ian, you're the best!
CrossXhunteR: the can of bubly is hiding
 Rogue_07: Nope
 Caffine1138: nope
 RockPusher: no
 spethycakes: Do you hear what I hear?
 PharaohBender27: I'm not
Squallloir: thanks for the crapshoot!
  amative1: nope
 Stormgod519: im not doubled...
 Abavus: Nay
 chrono2x: nope
Squallloir: no doubles here
 Sorator13: We are not!
Ckiva: happy holidays yall
 Stormgod519: thank you so much yall!!!
 Mollylele: empty your mind and fill your holes
 lirazel64: It was fine
 jumping_point: thank you!
DoodlestheGreat: ten q 4 strem!
 public_key_reveal_party: o/
 RockPusher: and now!
 JadedCynic: o/
Costar_s: Thank you LRR peoples, thank you chat!
Ashmantle: 
 ohjanji: thanks for streaming!
Astramentha: o7
cuttlefishman: still here?
AltaKarl: Thank you!
 Sorator13: Thanks for the stream, friends; this was a delight
 TheWormbo: @cuttlefishman that was for YT
cuttlefishman: oh, right
 Diabore: ooh pauls mic is sultry
ThorSokar: The 10an Annual!
 Jillexie: The best Christmas special.
 Stormgod519: Imma be at work, so imma miss it
 Stormgod519: im so sad
 ExachixKitsune: It's the most silent time of the year
Astramentha: 
 Caffine1138: ohh. What's the drinks this year?
 SymphonySolstice: the non-angry zen christmas
generalpurpose subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, generalpurpose! (Today's storm count: 57)
 Stormgod519: Ayyyy, Congrats!!!
 Abavus: Woah
7gorobei: empty your mind, and fill your glass
 xantos69: What is time!?!?!?!?
 beowuuf: 
 lirazel64: Ian gets to heal his throat.
 RealGamerCow: 10th? wow.
fnoggchamp: Holy moly
TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: A Cameron & Ian Christmas (A Tradition Unlike Any Other.) at Sat 05:00 PM PST (2:14 from now).
Costar_s: THE TENTH!?
 Dog_of_Myth: Congrats!
 Strebenherz: empty your miiiiind
DoodlestheGreat: Then we expect a ten-year olf scotch tonight.
 LordZarano: !what
  LRRbot: The drink: 2021 Ardnamurchan Highland Single Malt | The book: NONE?? | The data: https://tinyurl.com/aCamandIanChristmas | The past: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsy9DTCWSlniUheVKNr-P4MtfqOsT_uDO
 Pseudonym_Ken: Wait, tenth? That can't be right, cause that would mean I'm older
 Garfy400: 1 ear no scope
 jacqui_lantern234: havent you been dating cori for over 10 years? i could just be jumpling time in my head
  amative1: probably need to update that command
 SnackPak_: ooo
 beowuuf: ooooh
 CodeIndigo: the book was gonna be wind and truth but it would take up the whole frame
 Williams4jesus: !findquote zen
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
cuttlefishman: horses?
 SnackPak_:   
  amative1: the... finale?
 Garfy400: 8?!
 beowuuf: yay/sadness
Invitare: nothing happens in episode 7
 RockPusher:    
 PharaohBender27: Cori just going full chaos landmine
Invitare: absolutely nothing
 jacqui_lantern234: the WHAT ian?!
 DiscordianTokkan: It's like going camping in the woods: intense
 beowuuf: also so fucking scared for certain characters
fnoggchamp: Penultim8?
 ohjanji: pen ate a mint
 JadedCynic: 'popping off' - interesting choice of terms, paul 
 JadedCynic: big events
Squallloir: i forgot to watch the moratoriums before episode 7 definitely do that
Invitare: Adam talks to a cat and not much else
 Anaerin: Oh yes, people have OPINIONS
 A_Dub888: @jacqui_lantern234 Look, English is hadr
 Garfy400: It's over 3000?
  TheGreenMonster450: only 2600
  TheGreenMonster450: for now
 PharaohBender27: @Squallloir Yes. You *definitely* want to watch Jordan's memoriam
 JadedCynic: ^^^^^^
 Garfy400: Fighting fantasy request
 dumbo3k: PoE does exist in a Horrifying universe
DoodlestheGreat: Especially if he has a bad build.
  TheGreenMonster450: episode 6's thread was a measly 982
 RockPusher: Huzzah for LRR having family and friendship time 
 Caffine1138: The skill forest is the most horrifying part of PoE
 Laurence72: PoE's skill tree intimidates me
 Anaerin: PoE has a Skill Galaxy.
DoodlestheGreat: Not doing the previous Boxing Day thing this time.
 couchboyj: To the uninitiated,  the PoE skill tree might be the most horrifying thing they've ever had on the show
 PharaohBender27: 
Transmuted_Elf subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
TheAinMAP: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Transmuted_Elf! (Today's storm count: 58)
 beowuuf: adam is currentlt poe'ing if you want a place to jump to
 beowuuf: o7
 Stormgod519: aight, gtg to work chat and everyone; take care 
  amative1: 
ArdCollider subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months, currently on a 41 month streak!
 ArdCollider: EMPTY YR MIND IN THE CIIITY
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ArdCollider! (Today's storm count: 59)
kirbywithdasnacks: Loadingreadyrun thanks for making my 2024 a awesome year
commentarywife: Wish I could watch Ian and cam but I should probably go to sleep now
dippedfeathers: have a good day y’all!
 RockPusher will be driving through Mordor in the coming days
 Mollylele: @rogue_07  ty 
 xantos69: 50 Bits!  Thanks so much for doing this stream!  I love to watch the comedy be made!
 ButButTheJesus: !song
 RockPusher: nice
 jacqui_lantern234: nice
 Rogue_07: @Mollylele my pleasure, you deserve it!
 ButButTheJesus: (anyone know which track this is?)
 ArdCollider: hi bob! 
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
math_nerdette subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
 math_nerdette: Empty your minds!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, math_nerdette! (Today's storm count: 60)
 dumbo3k: Thanks for the Crap Shoot!
TheAinMAP: 
 TheDevil_Risen: Thanks for the Crapshoot everyone!
redpandrake: 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 spethycakes: Thanks for the Crapshoot! 
  amative1: 
 lirazel64: Bye!
 JadedCynic: looking forward to it!  thanks 
 TheWriterAleph: byeeee
 RockPusher:   
 jumping_point: Happy holidays everyone!
 JadedCynic:  
 Transmuted_Elf: this was super fun thank you for this
 PharaohBender27:   
 jumping_point: thank you for this delightful crapshoot!
 RealGamerCow: oh, no Boxing Day stream this year
 jumping_point: Yeah folks are busier th
 jumping_point: *an the last few years
 RealGamerCow: understandable
nyoomgoom: they're planning to fold it into the LRL in some to-be-determined way
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