Talking Simulator | Is This game Trying To Kill Me?

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NimrodXIV: man, I almost miss the days of constant Overwatch ads on Twitch. Now I get medications and gambling apps.
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 SymphonySolstice: awaga
 DeM0nFiRe: Egg nog is good
TheAinMAP: Hello 
 TheMerricat: You could..... or you could have Ian make you some. 
Riandisa: Woo egg nog!
 spethycakes: We love some tasty 'nog
TheAinMAP: 
 LostThePirate: Hi!
 spethycakes: "Is This Game Trying to Kill Me" is the alternate title for "Not A Drop to Drink: Vancouver Island by Night"
 TheMerricat: Fresh Subs from Subway?
 TheMerricat: Or Quizno?
 SymphonySolstice: steal valorant's money
NimrodXIV: somewhat spoopy game
 spethycakes: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
Bruceski: That's why you eat the skeleton before it can getcha. Still have a skeleton inside me, but I'm in control.
 GlennSeto: It is in Wonderland
adept_nekomancer: The blueprint just had some jpg artifacts, it's fine.
 spethycakes: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FrozenDifferentCakeSpicyBoy-d_qyg-1SElGDqtod
 SymphonySolstice: well that was quick
 SymphonySolstice: awww
NimrodXIV: wouldn't want to be rude
Bruceski: Swagula
 spethycakes: long, long man
 GlennSeto: Anglerfish man
 SymphonySolstice: "you got games on your phone"
RebekahWSD: Not our treasures!
adambomb625: Is this by the same people as inscryption?
 Cptasparagus: the spears theyre holding are different lengths?
 Cptasparagus: oh you got it
adept_nekomancer: Snail priest is sad because his bowl is bereft of soup.
 loufghyslaufey: "Is This Game Trying To Kill Me?" Sounds like a quote straight outta DHMIS.
 loufghyslaufey: Specifically from the character called "Duck."
Bruceski: Orb
 baltimore_667083: ORB
TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: Windows shhhhh
 iris_of_ether: We puzzlin, we orbin
 loufghyslaufey: o r b, o r b
 SymphonySolstice: 
 SnackPak_: no thank you
  Sarah_Serinde: wow no
 baltimore_667083: CORI
noSmokeFire: that sounds like something that violates TOS
 TheMerricat: Edge is doing a year in a review? How nice of Microsoft to remind you that they are collecting your data.
 iris_of_ether: The Google
 GlennSeto: Let's rap about Edge, kids!
 niccus: here are all the passwords Recall caught
adept_nekomancer: "Your edge year in review: [download site for Firefox]"
 frameshifty: Hi Cori! I just beat 1000XResist after watching the vods of you and Cam playing, it was great! merry xmas etc
 loufghyslaufey: @themerricat maybe, idk sounds like more trivial sales stonks. Maybe I'd try out a browser that is blatant & upfront on being evil towards me.
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 GlennSeto: aha!
NimrodXIV: uppies!
 GlennSeto: I love this
 toady0s: orb
 loufghyslaufey: @adept_nekomancer Firefox also has these "Thought-provoking stories," though I hardly indulge in many of them at most
  Juliamon: cool room
 TheMerricat: Is this game trying to kill us?
Invitare: Wrong lever!
TheAinMAP: 
NimrodXIV: lol
adept_nekomancer: why do we even have that lever?
 iris_of_ether: 
 GlennSeto: Does the long man just kidnap people to do unpaid playtesting on his retro indie game?
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 dumbo3k: Man's natural enemy, who was inside us all along!
Invitare: You thought the skeleton was your greatest enemy, but actually it was your closest friend
 iris_of_ether: "Give us your eyes, Graham"
adept_nekomancer: @loufghyslaufey Likewise
 GlennSeto: *pulls out a copy of Balatro*
NimrodXIV: squish
 GlennSeto: Bed skeleton is not doing much.
 SymphonySolstice: stabbies
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 GrassVortex: I come home from Christmas celebration to see murder in video games? Who want to get us this time? 
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adambomb625: Oh, I think I get it
NimrodXIV: have you tried cheating
 TheMerricat: So... there _is_ a way to cheat here.
adambomb625: How?
NimrodXIV: wow, got there without the actual solution
adambomb625: Yup
 TheMerricat: You were suppose to put the eye into there and then you'd see his cards. 
 Mathwyn:  Dumb luck also works
 LordZarano: 
adept_nekomancer: I can't figure out the math on that, but I think the odds of getting that right by chance were somewhere below 1 in 10
 GrassVortex: @Mathwyn Dumb luck always works. Until it doesn't 
 iris_of_ether: I kinda dig this honestly
Sogheim: howdy. this is giving me big Inscryption vibes
adambomb625: Binomial distribution calculator suggested ~5.7% chance to get a 1/5 guess 3 times within 5 guesses
adept_nekomancer: @adambomb625 So pretty much the same odds as rolling a natural 20.
 LostThePirate: Please ignore the crack in reality on the wall
 GlennSeto: "Santa"
ThorSokar: Some sort of Techno Mage, clearly
 iris_of_ether: Aren't they all mixes of horror author names?
 GlennSeto: Horror author names mixed up
 iris_of_ether: Got there at the same time lol
 azureHaights: I was gonna say, I see "stoker" my mind goes only one place, really
 azureHaights: Nowhere, because you'd be a statue and thus not alive?
 azureHaights: (I guess with a game like this that's not actually a given)
 GlennSeto: We didn't start the fire (yet)
 azureHaights: you there, candleboy. What day is it?
 Mathwyn: Decorative torches only
NimrodXIV: welcome to a puzzle game! lol
 GlennSeto: LED torches
thegreatwyrdling: waitr
thegreatwyrdling: Is this a game within a game?
 GlennSeto: It is!
NimrodXIV: very much so
adept_nekomancer: We couldn't carry two lightbulbs at once?
 Mathwyn: Its games all the way down
 Natimus_Prime: We could say that we're mazed and confused
NimrodXIV: RIP
 kumatsu: definitely didn't just do a murder
 Natimus_Prime: The ice man melteth
 spethycakes: The Iceman Goeth
TheAinMAP:   
ThorSokar: that wasn't him screaming at all
 Luminaire_p: RIV
TheAinMAP: 526 231
  Juliamon: was one of those 2s not a 2?
 Mathwyn: The Diceman Cometh
NimrodXIV: shortcut get
 GlennSeto: cool aid!
 accountmadeforants: Ooh, a tap for wine, very fancy. See if they have one for white wine and champagne, too
 GlennSeto: very good
  Juliamon: Did not die!
 Mathwyn: QA is hell
 GlennSeto: That's why most people working at Umbrella wear adult diapers...
 accountmadeforants: Well, at least they're testing for colour blindness. Good on them
  Juliamon: oooh colour blindness sim
adept_nekomancer: It's simulating different forms of colorblindness
adept_nekomancer: fascinating
  Juliamon: oh no, iceman!
 GlennSeto: awkward
 accountmadeforants: Applying eye shadow to your third eye is always such a pain
 spethycakes: that forehead eye isn't really focusing on anything that I can see....is it a Third Eye Blind situation?
 azureHaights: "yeah, 'k"
 kumatsu: thank you, Heavy Metal Facepaint Man
 Mathwyn: The Iceman Thanketh
  Juliamon: kinky
NimrodXIV: I haven't seen that anime
 spethycakes: Ah, a Capitalist Pig
Eclips_r: Get fishing rod and fish his eye out of his head
  Juliamon: this sounds like the start of a Dave's ad
adept_nekomancer: "It's a trout on a chain.  It's both!"
 accountmadeforants: Ah, a jewelangler
 azureHaights: Welcome to the Pike & Pendant
 azureHaights: the Trout and Tiara
 spethycakes: I do have a set of beaded earrings in the shape of trout
 GlennSeto: The Bejeweled Bass
 spethycakes: It's more likely than you think!
NimrodXIV: fishing minigame!
ThorSokar: fishing mini-game LETS GOOOO
 accountmadeforants: Ah, just like Link's Awakening!
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adept_nekomancer: @GlennSeto The Sapphire Salmon
 GlennSeto: Cori be gamin
TheAinMAP: 
 azureHaights: @adept_nekomancer The Gar Net
 spethycakes: @adept_nekomancer the Turquoise Trout
adept_nekomancer: @azureHaights Gar Net is very good
 accountmadeforants: Okay, but what if we use the bomb for fishing 
 spethycakes: The Carp Nelian
TheAinMAP: 
kusinohki: meows
kusinohki: 24 karat catfish??
 accountmadeforants: Ooh, maybe that means there's a valve in real life, too
blind_will: I'm also dying in real life.
 GlennSeto: Valve can't count to three
 kumatsu: hell yeah
 accountmadeforants: 
  Juliamon: welp
TheAinMAP: 
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TheAinMAP: Everything can be blown up.
 TheMerricat: Where you came from
 accountmadeforants: Ha! I knew it!
 iris_of_ether: 
  Juliamon: there was no valve where we came from
TheAinMAP: 
 kumatsu: the duality of this game is really great, I kinda wish I hadn't stuck around stream >.>
 kumatsu: 
adept_nekomancer: Ghost status: visited
 GlennSeto: jump scared to death
NimrodXIV: wibbly means danger
blind_will: That's a bit rough.
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 Mathwyn: Just grind 350 fish, surely the intended solution
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kusinohki: why do ghosts have money?  I thought you couldn't take it with you??
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000
  Juliamon: kusinohki capitalist scam, clearly
ThorSokar: yea, looks like the IRL lights flicker when it's a bad path
blind_will: easy peasy. Just walk in, grab the loot, walk out.
Voidhawk42: Oh, I recognise this pattern
NimrodXIV: 
kusinohki: "paper!"
blind_will: That's also how I use a sink.
kusinohki: reminded me too much of the toilet hand from majora's mask
adept_nekomancer: Remember to turn off the faucet while you scrub to save blood.
kusinohki: amazing chest ahead
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
 kumatsu: time to ruin the ghost economy
 GlennSeto: cheats!
NimrodXIV: get them fish
adept_nekomancer: The fish are now solid gold!
 kireawolf: HACKS
 NorthstarTex: just got here a few m inutes ago and this game looks genuinely interesting
 GlennSeto: Break time!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Time to check the cheese dip!
 accountmadeforants: Getting some Inscryption vibes from this, big fan
AMuseOfFirebane: Hi Cori! If you're looking at chat during the break, I posted some fanart of Jordan from NaDtD on X (and Bluesky). I hope you like it if you get a chance to look!
AMuseOfFirebane: Though I barely know how either site works so idk if the notification went through haha
   LoadingReadyRun: i'll look it up
AMuseOfFirebane: Cool!! 
AMuseOfFirebane: Yep!
ThorSokar: how many fish can you catch at once?
thegreatwyrdling: Cori, the way you've been playing in this campaign has been great. Jo is a delight.
ThorSokar: oh, I meant how many can you have in your inventory
 accountmadeforants: I'm sure the game would let you catch 5000 fish and get the sword in one go if you were really dedicated
 accountmadeforants: It's only fair
adept_nekomancer: @accountmadeforants "You caught 25,000 pounds of fish, but could only carry 200 back to the wagon"
 kumatsu: Today's fish is Trout a la Creme. Enjoy your meal.
TheAinMAP:   
 accountmadeforants: I think it's just one square around them
 accountmadeforants: 
Voidhawk42: I like how you spent all that fish to get a sword, and the duel doesn't use it 
 accountmadeforants: 3 points of acid damage!
coriolis_storm: Uh oh
 accountmadeforants: Depends on how many video games you've played and how often you've fallen in real life, I think
 Natimus_Prime: the walls are narow enough you could be pushing off thme, really
Voidhawk42: The real skeleton was inside you all along
 kumatsu: did.... Skelingtom move to the lounge chair?
 accountmadeforants: Calculated
 ShaneLeeAtk: Task failed successfully
adept_nekomancer: Wall spider does not want a hug
eff_the_bard: El Spidro Muerte
 kumatsu: survey says 1-800-DONT
 kumatsu: just a lil wallm'n
 accountmadeforants: I very much doubt the wall man has a normal lower body, probably a big centipede or fly
 kumatsu: Kong Mallet?
 accountmadeforants: The road to world peace, be disgusting and inscrutable. Politics is solved.
 iris_of_ether: The hardest reset
adept_nekomancer: Spiders: nature's reset button
 kumatsu: y'know, as you do
 SnackPak_: just gotta check that you can't get that one
 accountmadeforants: I think that spider was already above the lock before
 accountmadeforants: I think I know what it wants you to do, but I could be completely wrong
 accountmadeforants: 
 CaptainSpam: Spider death!
 dumbo3k: I did not expect that to work at all
adept_nekomancer: We can staple the spiders to death?!?
 accountmadeforants: Solve for X
 GlennSeto: I was distracted for a moment - did we get the spiders with the door staples?!
NimrodXIV: you will be visited by 3 spirits
 pyronils80: Merry X-Mas everyone! Hello and good evening! Greetings from good old Germany!   
NimrodXIV: wrong skull
 accountmadeforants: Ah, the top right was the vampire skull
 NorthstarTex: RIV
 accountmadeforants: It had teeth teeth teeth
 Marvoleath: Witch skull?
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 FinalShowFilms: Yeah the first skull was the vampire skull
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 accountmadeforants: Maybe just leave it there? It's already in the ground
 accountmadeforants: Rude!
 iris_of_ether: 
TheAinMAP: 
 kumatsu: bombs 
 GlennSeto: This went poorly.
 GapFiller:  !?
 accountmadeforants: 
AMuseOfFirebane: Yay!
 spethycakes: 
TheAinMAP: 
 Marvoleath: 
  Juliamon: there he is
 NorthstarTex: sir, we need those assets
 Getter404: "We store the textures in the subocean"
 spethycakes: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
 accountmadeforants: I hope so
 accountmadeforants: Dang
NimrodXIV: it's another maze
 accountmadeforants: Can you press where D6 would be if the buttons continued, or does it not let you?
 accountmadeforants: Aw, shame
ThorSokar:  Remember when you used to put a quarter in the furze pannel when one blew? I remember
 Marvoleath: 2x3-6?
Voidhawk42: How much suggestion are we allowed to make?
 Marvoleath: @ThorSokar one of my teachers used big old nails
 comrade_cards: do the yellow arrows do anything?
 iris_of_ether: Okay as an electrical engineer: oh noooooooo
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, nail instead of a fuse, a safety hazard as old as time
Voidhawk42: Press A4, A5, then look at the static
 accountmadeforants: 
NimrodXIV: and now you have 3 power available
 accountmadeforants: This also explains how D6 works (probably)
sunnyplaysgam3z: Put the fries in the bag
 accountmadeforants: Oooh, Twitch compression does *not* like the corridor of static
 CaptainSpam: Pretty well any video compression won't like static.
 GlennSeto: You are playtesting after all.
 iris_of_ether:   
 accountmadeforants: The road to LepreCon 2025
kusinohki: paved with bad intentions??
 GlennSeto: LeperCon '25 booked right next door... really awkward.
kusinohki: joke in bad taste - some gave an arm and a leg to go to lepercon...
 CaptainSpam: BLASPHEMY
 iris_of_ether: 
 Marvoleath: 
adambomb625: Frogs LIE!!!!?!?!
Voidhawk42: Pop Quiz! What do you remember
 kumatsu: Complicated Frogs is the name of my ska band
kusinohki: frog fractions would be rational frogs??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would bet there is a set of biology PhD students who have named their trivia team Complicated Frogs
 Marvoleath: one very dense rock
kusinohki: now add a heart and a feather
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki Sounds like part of the Book of the Dead
The_Voices: end?
thegreatwyrdling: What if you stop being alive?
The_Voices: maker?
kusinohki: grim reaper??
NimrodXIV: stone soup
 GlennSeto: Stone soup is delicious.
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 jacqui_lantern234: hey friends 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey jaqui!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, mistype, jacqui
kusinohki: 4 stone and 7 frogs ago...
AMuseOfFirebane: Hello jacqui!
  Juliamon: I wonder if there's a second scale somewhere
The_Voices: try all numbers of rocks?
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon yeah! the scale of 1-10 of which i love you beyond! #Gottem
ThorSokar: do you have to stack the rocks exactly like they are in the game?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @The_Voices According to mathematicians there are an infinite variety of numbers therefore that's a lot of rocks to try
  Juliamon: you started with three, yeah
The_Voices: thing happened!
adept_nekomancer: It must not have counted it since you had them on before the puzzle was triggered perhaps?
 Marvoleath: didnt count the 3 because you didnt put them after the trigger, typical
 Marvoleath: Is this game basically a weird escape room btw?
  Juliamon: it is
  Juliamon: Windows OMG
NimrodXIV: Windows pls
  Juliamon: twice in one stream is VERY RUDE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Windows my face is in my palms
NimrodXIV: oh right this bit
 BusTed: 
 BusTed: g
 BusTed: gg
 iris_of_ether: 
 NorthstarTex: gg
 GlennSeto: More of a Leprecan't
 BusTed: jar on the table?
 LordZarano: !advice
  LRRbot: Bucket the man.
 BusTed: hey wait, is this game trying to kill us?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The unspoken part of that quote is only Bucket a man with their consent
 Marvoleath: Lepre-can, not lepre-can't
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BusTed If the game isn't Windows is
 LordZarano: Leprechaun took the advice (A jar is basically a glass bucket, right?)
 Marvoleath: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a lich?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LordZarano I want you to pitch that as a potential alternative phrase for Adam's favorite hypothetical
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "You're walking down a path and you find a person in a glass bucket, do you get them out"
 BusTed: ohh
 BusTed: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 kumatsu: I def thought one was gonna be the owl clock
 iris_of_ether: 
AMuseOfFirebane: Yes!
 BusTed: Everything a body needs
 Marvoleath: Boar. Some assembly required*
 Luminaire_p: CUBE
adept_nekomancer: Thanks blood sink!
   Anubis169: Merry Flapmas everybody
 GlennSeto: Blood goes into hole
   Anubis169: 
 BusTed: Nice
AMuseOfFirebane: Phew
 accountmadeforants: Those books are on the syllabus but you'll never open them
 BusTed: 
 BusTed: gottem
ANeMzero: stinky pillow
  Juliamon: Stinky pillows
 PMAvers: frrrrt
 BusTed: guess not
adept_nekomancer: Owl trechery!
 kumatsu: is that the Doom Scroll the kids talk about?
 BusTed: 🐗
 accountmadeforants: Just like the owl statues in the later top-down zeldas
  Juliamon: good news, spider hole guy! Boar is back!
 BusTed: I want to walk *through* them!
 PMAvers: I'm waiting for those X tiles to rotate 90 degrees
 BusTed: bip
 Marvoleath: successfully sworded!
NimrodXIV: remember what ice guy told you
 BusTed: 
 accountmadeforants: Not our precious gold!
TheAinMAP: 
 spethycakes: 
 PMAvers: At least one of those wasn't a mimic.
 BusTed: that was a good end right
 spethycakes: 🟥
shilhaursa: R
shilhaursa: Alice in wonderland food
 LordZarano: The letter Å
 BusTed: laser snake was unexpected
TheAinMAP: Laser snake?
adept_nekomancer: His runes are very sensitive
  Juliamon: Sorry buddy
 GlennSeto: What is this, Contra?
NimrodXIV: hmmm
 BusTed: question mark??
shilhaursa: Reminds me of the movie Stay Alive
NimrodXIV: there is one more ending, I don't know if you got everything for it
ThorSokar: are there even more endings?
 GlennSeto: See you again in Return to Castle Serpentstein.
 iris_of_ether: Oh, that game was fun, haha
Nickiatori: is there a boxing day stream this year?
AMuseOfFirebane: Thank you for the stream!
 jacqui_lantern234: thanks for streaming, Cori  you rock
 spethycakes: Thanks for stream, Cori! This was so fun
TheAinMAP: !schedule
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 GlennSeto: Thanks for the stream!
 Marvoleath: @Nickiatori there is not due to ppl not being on site, there will be LRLive instead
Nickiatori: @Marvoleath ah ok!
 FarleyF: the friday night fight should be called Wheelers Angels
 accountmadeforants: A likely story
the_ghotes: Need some more relentless rats.
 iris_of_ether: We're tired, just coloring
 iris_of_ether:   
 FarleyF: Let's see how many more vamps Jo can Kill/Drink
 spethycakes: Hmmmm...I've heard this before 
 accountmadeforants: Except it's still in the Drafts directory so you're still not sure
TheAinMAP: 
 LordZarano: Probably no vod of Melody's Escape
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Riandisa: Thanks for the stream, Cori!
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
AMuseOfFirebane: Byeeeee
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 accountmadeforants: Yes, thanks for the stream! Byeee!
 GlennSeto: Probably a good time to get into Not a Drop to Drink.
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