Friday Night Paper Fight || 4 Player Ladies Cube

ihlendrax: !box
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ihlendrax: Oh good.
 Welbog: !advice
  LRRbot: Open ports 1 through 65535.
 Welbog: Oh god no
 micalovits: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: 35 grams of ant candy
 micalovits: Ant candy? Is that just sugar?
  Juliamon: It's candied ants
 micalovits: Oh
  Juliamon: it's from a Mail Time
 RockPusher: mmmm formic acid
 micalovits: That... Makes sense
 RockPusher: Lick the myr
 TehAmelie: like those tequila flavor lollipops with a worm in, eh
 TehAmelie: boy did we feel grown up and edgy eating those in sixth grade
 RockPusher:   
 thraximore: 
 TehAmelie: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  Juliamon: !cardview on
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 Diabore: do we know the players tonight?
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 singinnonsense: it's the ladies ?
 Diabore: i dont social media
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 Earthenone:   
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  Juliamon: don't reward stubbornness Ben
 RockPusher: Genuine Bengineering? 
 singinnonsense: like I said ... the ladies 
  Juliamon: We led the horse to the water
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 brushfire44: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a man trapped in a jar
 r10pez10: ooh is there a cube list
johnnylongtorso: ladies? playing card games?!
ipoddodd: All the single ladies?
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  Juliamon: we don't know, usually Paul has that
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JinaMahavira: finally, a cube for me
 RockPusher removes the man in the jar from the box, being careful not to accidentally remove the man from the jar
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 r10pez10: not liket his
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 RockPusher: 
ipoddodd: Wheeler, honorary lady
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 Elypants: Ladies' night! And Wheeler.
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 RockPusher: I assume a cube *of* ladies
 TheAwkes: Room mic?
 TehAmelie: g'day
 Decaped: mic5
 Dog_of_Myth: Mic 5
 Diabore: wheeler mic off?
  Juliamon: Room mic only
 RockPusher: Hello Wheeler, your mic is off!
 Earthenone: i was wondering who the 4th lady would be
  Juliamon: Everyone's mic is off
 definenull: KYOOB
ipoddodd: WHAT
 thraximore: Meowdy 
  Juliamon: We only hear the room
 korvys: No, just Wheeler
 micalovits: We can sorta hear you
warkr0: nope we definitely cant hear you
 korvys: There you go
 MegaDosX: No fun allowed
 RockPusher: hahaha
Artificer_Evan: much better
YeetTheRich_:  
brutalpunishment: Mics are fine
 Serpens77: thank you, Disembodied Ben
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rogerivany: Sounds better now.
 Fruan: Wheeler's mic was just mixed really low, as it should be.
 RockPusher:   
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 MegaDosX: Just don't press the big red button, Ben
coriolis_storm: Nonspecial Angel, yay!
 LurkerSpine: Sounds like Paul needs to write some documentation
 protojman: any special Paul snacks hidden back there?
JinaMahavira: very good Wheeler
 RockPusher: Kathleen likes a good seque
 cmdrud87: "oh, look, the File-a-tron!"
 micalovits: Smooth af
 brushfire44: Nice Segway
 RockPusher: *seque
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 RockPusher: apparently I am incapable of typing today
 DrLigmaPhD: "Paul's Secrets" feels like a live bit
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theamc2000: short hair and glasses vs long hair and no glasses
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 MegaDosX: Good joke, streamer
 singinnonsense: landies
 DrLigmaPhD: Titania: Big Land Mommy
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 flatluigi: which one's sam and which one's dean in the winchester draft
 TehAmelie: something something land ownership revolution
 RockPusher: All the single landies, all the single landies?
FatefulWaffle: We love women cube
theamc2000: the proper way to tap dance
Khalstrom: Farewell and adieu to you fair landish ladies
 DrLigmaPhD: @flatluigi Who gets shafted by the writers more?
Mindfire13: Foundations has full art basics with ladies on them
 TheAwkes: I love my curvy cube.
 Earthenone: kunoichi, please this is a ladies cube
 singinnonsense: the boros life
 carwynheart: a classic theme: attac
 YeetTheRich_: attack good
 DrLigmaPhD: Archetype: Hitting You
 Decaped: Any Lady Conspiracies?
ghyllnox: You don't *have* to feel bad about it, but you can if you'd like
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: and if you put 40 instead, it wouldn't go long
 RockPusher: Wheeler would rather mill out than play 41 
 tehfewl: same
theamc2000: congrats wheeler
Symphoneers: The big mahjong-stream energy.
 accountmadeforants: Simply don't let the game go long 
n3ther: as it should be
n3ther: lmao
 maltbeverage: is there somewhere I can put all my chips on wheeler getting decked tonight?
  LRRbot: Sanctuary Warden [4WW] | Creature — Angel Soldier [5/5] | Flying / Sanctuary Warden enters with two shield counters on it. / Whenever Sanctuary Warden enters or attacks, you may remove a counter from a creature or planeswalker you control. If you do, draw a card and create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
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 circusofkirkus: only the best for the ladies
 Decaped: combo
  LRRbot: Liliana, Dreadhorde General [4BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [6] | Whenever a creature you control dies, draw a card. / [+1]: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / [−4]: Each player sacrifices two creatures of their choice. / [−9]: Each opponent chooses a permanent they control of each permanent type and sacrifices the rest.
 Diabore: hey, thats not an amano lili!
  LRRbot: Springleaf Drum [1] | Artifact | {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.
 DrLigmaPhD: God I love Sanctuary Warden though
  LRRbot: Undergrowth Stadium | Land | Undergrowth Stadium enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
 neisan2112: Ohhhhh my favorite Planeswalker, good pick
  LRRbot: Raffine's Tower | Land — Plains Island Swamp | Raffine's Tower enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
wrennjamin: the ladies, and wheeler
 johnnylongtorso: or you could take what's behind door number one!
  LRRbot: Hero's Downfall [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
 tehfewl: fixing is fixing
  LRRbot: Mari, the Killing Quill [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/2] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, exile it with a hit counter on it. / Assassins, Mercenaries, and Rogues you control have deathtouch and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a hit counter from a card that player owns in exile. If you do, draw a card and create two Treasure tokens."
 tehfewl: but removal
  LRRbot: Rev, Tithe Extractor [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [3/3] | Whenever you attack, target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token, then look at the top card of that player's library and exile it face down. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled.
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 Decaped: haha, cards have too much text now for winchester draft
JonHerzogArtist: Wow, even got the new waifus in there
  LRRbot: Serene Steward [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Ally [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FurryNimbleTomatoDBstyle-A1jZrqUf6QZkJ85M
n3ther: the yugioh style text boxes
 accountmadeforants: Someone told me Rev has a really tiny hand and that's all I can see now
 flatluigi: so how much black is in this cube
  LRRbot: Anthem of Champions [GW] | Enchantment | Creatures you control get +1/+1.
 Fruan: How is this a par 4?!
  LRRbot: Ixhel, Scion of Atraxa [1WBG] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Angel [2/5] | Flying, vigilance, toxic 2 / Corrupted — At the beginning of your end step, each opponent who has three or more poison counters exiles the top card of their library face down. You may look at and play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells.
RangerAlpha7: bubble snuggler is a great card name
 definenull: The buggler!
 Diabore: wait kahtlleen was bubba smugs? neat
 tehfewl: You're toxic, i'm sliping under
 Earthenone: random card could be anything
 Aceviru: It could even be a boat
 brushfire44: Even a boat?
  LRRbot: Saffi Eriksdotter [GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Sacrifice Saffi Eriksdotter: When target creature is put into your graveyard this turn, return that card to the battlefield.
 Earthenone: are boats allowed in the ladies cube?
 TheWooglie: why is the path blue?
 flatluigi: it's shiny
NonMint: could event be an omenkeel
  LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: God-Eternal Bontu [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie God [5/6] | Menace / When God-Eternal Bontu enters, sacrifice any number of other permanents, then draw that many cards. / When God-Eternal Bontu dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
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Jmonkey49: Boats traditionally have female names
 Dog_of_Myth: @NonMint I see what you did there
 DrLigmaPhD: The Bontontles
JonHerzogArtist: Bontu's a lady? neat
 flatluigi: the sacrifice alarm is going off
 RockPusher: honk honk
 singinnonsense: big mommy croco
RangerAlpha7: you can have these really nice cards, or literally all of the taplands
  LRRbot: Chandra, Heart of Fire [3RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [5] | [+1]: Discard your hand, then exile the top three cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may play cards exiled this way. / [+1]: Chandra, Heart of Fire deals 2 damage to any target. / [−9]: Search your graveyard and library for any number of red instant and/or sorcery cards, exile them, then shuffle. You may cast them this turn. Add six {R}.
 MegaDosX: There's 20 Chandra cards now, incidentally
 tehfewl: that pile getting big
 ekplayscards: oooooo this is gonna be such a fun night
JonHerzogArtist: I am very impatient for frog goddess
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 definenull: Vibes based drafting
  LRRbot: Hymn of the Wilds | Conspiracy | The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast. / You can't cast instant or sorcery spells.
 tehfewl: Conspiracy
  LRRbot: Electrodominance [XRR] | Instant | Electrodominance deals X damage to any target. You may cast a spell with mana value X or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
 Diabore: oof heartbeat
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 RockPusher: "Thoptering"
 Decaped: classic game ender, whirler rogue.
 DrLigmaPhD: "Are they... you know... 1/1 flying artifact creatures?"
  LRRbot: Kess, Dissident Mage [1UBR] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Once during each of your turns, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your graveyard. If a spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
 singinnonsense: dumbledore's firepot
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 raulghoulia: only British women wear hats
  LRRbot: Piper Wright, Publick Reporter [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective [1/2] | Whenever Piper Wright deals combat damage to a player, investigate that many times. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
 RockPusher: 
 accountmadeforants: The book is also a lady
  LRRbot: Rashmi and Ragavan [1GUR] | Legendary Creature — Elf Monkey [2/4] | Whenever you cast your first spell during each of your turns, exile the top card of target opponent's library and create a Treasure token. Then you may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost if it's a spell with mana value less than the number of artifacts you control. If you don't cast it this way, you may cast it this turn.
SnowBuddy18: the book of exalted ladies
 tehfewl: Regulator!
 Aceviru: ^
KidAmn: Regulator? I barely know'er!
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  LRRbot: Chandra's Regulator [1R] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you activate a loyalty ability of a Chandra planeswalker, you may pay {1}. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. / {1}, {T}, Discard a Mountain card or a red card: Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Arwen, Mortal Queen [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/2] | Arwen, Mortal Queen enters with an indestructible counter on it. / {1}, Remove an indestructible counter from Arwen: Another target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter and a lifelink counter on that creature and a +1/+1 counter and a lifelink counter on Arwen.
MrAyeAxe: I dunno about you but I'm taking the card that's banned in Legacy 
  LRRbot: Glowspore Shaman [BG] | Creature — Elf Shaman [3/1] | When Glowspore Shaman enters, mill three cards. You may put a land card from your graveyard on top of your library.
 ladylinzington: aren't well all Cori
 MegaDosX: Long may she reign!
 raulghoulia: my queen
h3rsh3yb4r: marchesa my beloved
 tehfewl: the actual factual queen
jwholla: !list
 MegaDosX: !card graveborn muse
  LRRbot: Graveborn Muse [2BB] | Creature — Zombie Spirit [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of Zombies you control.
  LRRbot: Graveborn Muse [2BB] | Creature — Zombie Spirit [3/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of Zombies you control.
 MegaDosX: Ooh Mu Yanling my queen
KidAmn: ah, it's Across The TeysaVerse
 MegaDosX: @KidAmn Teysas Karlov
 flatluigi: i've lost track, what colors do we think everyone's in so far
 flatluigi: or is it too early
 accountmadeforants: Mu Yanling, Who Was There For One Set
 RockPusher: "What does the Face-Breaker do?" "Break faces, mostly."
  LRRbot: Professional Face-Breaker [2R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Menace / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
 MegaDosX: Technically Mu Yanling was in one other set, but it was an intro set that I think had a fairly limited release
  LRRbot: Teysa, Opulent Oligarch [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | Deathtouch / At the beginning of your end step, investigate for each opponent who lost life this turn. / Whenever a Clue you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying. This ability triggers only once each turn.
 MegaDosX: !card mu yanling
  LRRbot: Mu Yanling [4UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Yanling [5] | [+2]: Target creature can't be blocked this turn. / [−3]: Draw two cards. / [−10]: Tap all creatures your opponents control. You take an extra turn after this one.
 tehfewl: Wheeler: *flips over a card* Chat: My Queen 😍
  LRRbot: Mu Yanling, Sky Dancer [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Yanling [2] | [+2]: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets −2/−0 and loses flying. / [−3]: Create a 4/4 blue Elemental Bird creature token with flying. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Islands you control have '{T}: Draw a card.'"
 flatluigi: fun fact: saskia the unyielding is the only legendary with BRGW identity
 accountmadeforants: @MegaDosX Oh, I thought that was from a Planeswalker deck
  LRRbot: Saskia the Unyielding [BRGW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/4] | Vigilance, haste / As Saskia the Unyielding enters, choose a player. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to the chosen player.
 thraximore: do we have a link to the cube?
 MegaDosX: @accountmadeforants It's possible it might be? I've never sene the actual set anywhere so it's possible it was two planeswalker decks, one with Mu Yanling and one with Jiang Yanggu
 MegaDosX: seen*
 singinnonsense: Mu Yanling, the 3 mana planeswalker with a +2 that wasn't busted (looking at you Oko)
 tehfewl: you are not immune to marine biology
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher:   
 MegaDosX: That Chandra was great in Standard
 mishrasbauble: hey thats me
h3rsh3yb4r: ayy trans rights
SeismicLawns: oh hey it's tumblr's favorite magic carde
  LRRbot: Fumiko the Lowblood [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Human Samurai [3/2] | Fumiko the Lowblood has bushido X, where X is the number of attacking creatures. / Creatures your opponents control attack each combat if able.
 MegaDosX: fixing.pack
SeismicLawns: do cryptic spires work normal in this cube?
 salamisuperstar: Wheeler blinded by Kamigawa cards
 MegaDosX: I'd assume so
  LRRbot: Izoni, Center of the Web [4BG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Detective [5/4] | Menace / Whenever Izoni, Center of the Web enters or attacks, you may collect evidence 4. If you do, create two 2/1 black and green Spider creature tokens with menace and reach. / Sacrifice four tokens: Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You gain 2 life.
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  LRRbot: Kiora, the Rising Tide [2U] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Noble [3/2] | When Kiora enters, draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Threshold — Whenever Kiora attacks, if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may create Scion of the Deep, a legendary 8/8 blue Octopus creature token.
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 Fancy_frenchman: thank you for Gathering me it’s great to be Magiced
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h3rsh3yb4r: shadow of mordor shelob is my spider queen
 singinnonsense: Shelob also makes food
 A_Dub888: What up ladies and Cori, how Magics the Gathering
  LRRbot: Storm, Force of Nature [1GUR] | Legendary Creature — Mutant Hero [3/4] | Flying, vigilance / Ceaseless Tempest — Whenever Storm deals combat damage to a player, the next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn has storm.
Veste: oh hey that's storm, from x-men!
 accountmadeforants: @MegaDosX Okay, yeah, it's slightly weird. There's one "Global Series" product, which is essentially a Duel Deck with Mu Yanling and Jiang Yanggu, then she's in M20 as a regular card and as an M20 Planeswalker Deck. ("Mu Yanling, Celestial Wind", which I had no idea existed.)
 micalovits: Oh god, the ECD flashbacks
 Dog_of_Myth: ECD is so good
 brushfire44: Wheeler can play Storm in this cube?
  LRRbot: Sedgemoor Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Menace / Ward—Pay 3 life. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
coachNelly: we are millions it’s true
Veste: electrolyze and storm together 👀
 A_Dub888: @coachnelly are we single?
Sientir: I do love me electrolyze, probably more than it deserves at this point.
coachNelly: baptized
 r10pez10: this cube is so pretty
 accountmadeforants: We're a million to one
JonHerzogArtist: Man I love the Mystical Archive frame. The next Strixhaven visit is in 2026?
  LRRbot: Exsanguinate [XBB] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
 A_Dub888: @r10pez10 you’re so pretty
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  LRRbot: Jund 'Em Out [BRG] | Sorcery | Retrace / Choose one at random. Create a copy of the chosen card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. / • Abrupt Decay / • Blightning / • Bloodbraid Elf / • Lightning Bolt / • Liliana of the Veil / • Tarmogoyf
 RockPusher: Just Jund 'Em Out
Kentosaurus: when in doubt, jund 'em out
ipoddodd: Love the reminder text on Jund
silverbulletdevil: Hello ladies and Wheeler
coachNelly: hate brace fakers
 hd_dabnado: have some fun
 accountmadeforants: Miku: The Gathering
coachNelly: like get real braces already 🦷
  LRRbot: Chea, Friend to Maybe Too Many [1WBG] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/4] | Familiar spells you cast have flash. / {T}: Add X {G} and each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of familiars you control.
 hd_dabnado: the queen
  LRRbot: Ayara, First of Locthwain [BBB] | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [2/3] | Whenever Ayara, First of Locthwain or another black creature you control enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {T}, Sacrifice another black creature: Draw a card.
 r10pez10: damn, signed
 tehfewl: the land lady appears
 DrLigmaPhD: Flashing back to when that Judith was the no. 1 rakdos commander on EDHrec
 r10pez10: i think i might swap to doing winchester instead of sealed because we often end up with only four players
 r10pez10: FFA is cool too
 accountmadeforants: @LRRbot (For chat, here's what qualifies as a Familiar for Chea: "Bats, Birds, Cats, Dragons, Faeries, Foxes, Frogs, Imps, Lizards, and Spiders are familiars, as well as any creature with "Familiar" in its name.")
  LRRbot: Thantis, the Warweaver [3BRG] | Legendary Creature — Spider [5/5] | Vigilance, reach / All creatures attack each combat if able. / Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, put a +1/+1 counter on Thantis, the Warweaver.
 RockPusher: Winchester just seems really well suited to streaming
 BrowneePointz: woah wait is Thantis a lady spoder too?
 r10pez10: eight spider mums
 accountmadeforants: Thantis, the Warweaver is definitely The Most Jund
 tehfewl: "She's Huge!" 👀
 BrowneePointz: look, I bought the precon she is in years back and she was one of the first cards I took out of it. didn’t remember her even having flavor text
 DrLigmaPhD: She's a brick... spider
  LRRbot: Ms. Bumbleflower [1GWU] | Legendary Creature — Rabbit Citizen [1/5] | Vigilance / Whenever you cast a spell, target opponent draws a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, you draw two cards.
  LRRbot: Meteor Golem [7] | Artifact Creature — Golem [3/3] | When this creature enters, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
 accountmadeforants: Elenda, State of -Based Actions
 bytecaster: Meatier than what?
 hd_dabnado: lady meat
 BrowneePointz: although that makes me think, I THINK that means every legendary spider in Magic might be a lady
 BrowneePointz: the art reminds me of Pele
warkr0: @hd_dabnado sorry i blacked out
 MegaDosX: In German she's Fräulein Hummelblume
  LRRbot: Commander Liara Portyr [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [5/3] | Whenever you attack, spells you cast from exile this turn cost {X} less to cast, where X is the number of players being attacked. Exile the top X cards of your library. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among those exiled cards.
 tehfewl: Mme Bourdefleur
 Pywodwagon: Sra. Margarita,Mme Bourdefleur,Fräulein Hummelblume
ipoddodd: Fräulein Hummelblume
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 Pywodwagon: it is unfortunately senora not senorita
 Pywodwagon: so no rhyme
 r10pez10: i so wish it was senorita margarita
 salamisuperstar: How late in the picks are we? 
  LRRbot: Enchantress's Presence [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.
 tehfewl: we can make it that if we want
 accountmadeforants: Fräulein Hummelblume, Mme Bourdefleur, Madama Begonia, Sra. Margarita, バンブルフラワー夫人
  LRRbot: Ivora, Insatiable Heir [1R] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When Ivora, Insatiable Heir enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. / Whenever you discard a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Ivora.
 r10pez10: i mispronounce cards all the time
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 KhazzyB: oooh im a simple person, I see Winchester Draft, I watch
 Earthenone: she vindicates
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 tehfewl: indicate
ipoddodd: I think the ideal deck in this format is Jund Spiderchandras
 r10pez10: RIP Radiant
  LRRbot: Tamiyo, Field Researcher [1GWU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo [4] | [+1]: Choose up to two target creatures. Until your next turn, whenever either of those creatures deals combat damage, you draw a card. / [−2]: Tap up to two target nonland permanents. They don't untap during their controller's next untap step. / [−7]: Draw three cards. You get an emblem with "You may cast spells from your hand without paying their mana costs."
 MegaDosX: Scryfall has it at $1.18
 BrowneePointz: it’s in the Bumblflower Precon
warkr0: still 99 cents
 BrowneePointz: so there’s a lot of them floating around
coriolis_storm: The ad writes itself! 
coachNelly: $1.18
 r10pez10: !ck
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 Earthenone: i think wheeler is on kunoichi, ninjas arent in this cube 
 tehfewl: oh baby
 r10pez10: !cardkingdom
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 accountmadeforants: Surely Wheeler owns a Rabbit Tamiyo
ipoddodd: Roommates and Siblings
 accountmadeforants: I need to see this
Kentosaurus: is that a real card?
 r10pez10: oh yeah the test card lmao
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, it's a test card
 r10pez10: i think it's a gavin secret event card, even
Kentosaurus: ah gotcha thanks
  LRRbot: Halana and Alena and Gisa and Geralf [RGUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Ranger Wizard [3/5] | First strike, reach / At the beginning of combat on your turn, mill four cards. You may choose a creature card from among them and cast it. When you do, it gains haste, becomes a Zombie in addition to its other types, and enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is Halana and Alena and Gisa and Geralf's power.
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 MegaDosX: That's powerful
 LiamK712: that's awesome
 RockPusher: *points* that's an Angel!
 DrLigmaPhD: Lagrella is such a pet card to me
 johnnylongtorso: she was an angel detective
 r10pez10: "get in the bag"
 RockPusher: Excellent detecting
 tehfewl: Graphic design is my passion
 RockPusher: Can't draw roommates club
  LRRbot: Martha Jones [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | Woman Who Walked the Earth — When Martha Jones enters, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, Martha Jones and up to one other target creature can't be blocked this turn. / Doctor's companion
 BrowneePointz: her name in Japanese is bunburufuwara fujin, which is incorrectly MRS bumbleflower
 r10pez10: multiple cryptic spires for fixing is tech
 accountmadeforants: Halana and Alena and Gisa and Geralf is just one stacked creature's worth of text in combination with 2 pieces of aura/equipment, that text is hilarious.
 BrowneePointz: sorry bunburufurawa*
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist, the Hunger Tide isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. / [−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. / [−5]: Each oppone…
 micalovits: Cat Car!
 tehfewl: cat car
 RockPusher:   
 RockPusher: 
  LRRbot: Mercurial Spelldancer [1U] | Creature — Phyrexian Rogue [2/1] | Mercurial Spelldancer can't be blocked. / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Mercurial Spelldancer. / Whenever Mercurial Spelldancer deals combat damage to a player, you may remove two oil counters from it. If you do, when you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
ipoddodd: How many cards are in the cube?
  Juliamon: !decks
  LRRbot: (27 Dec 2024: Ladies Cube) Angel's Cube list: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/fJtp4yo2X0Kpd13irhmZjQ
 r10pez10: nobody called ron yet?
 BrowneePointz: also as much as I love Señora Margarita, Madama Begonia I’m stealing for a D&D npc
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 micalovits: There sure are a lot of Chandras in that cube
  LRRbot: Stitcher's Supplier [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | When Stitcher's Supplier enters or dies, mill three cards.
 Diabore: she loves her job
ipoddodd: AYAYA
 hd_dabnado: ben you play mahjong with Angel, you should know this
  Juliamon: There sure are a lot of Chandras, period
 richard_ermen: A Mazing.
 r10pez10: there's like, seventeen?
 BrowneePointz: and we’re about to get a Chandra doing an Akira Slide! @juliamon
 niccus: it's difficult to draft 13 orphans in a cube full of moms
Symphoneers: This is a great draft format for camera btw. Way easier to track what's happening/open information is fun/etc.
  Juliamon: I am SO ready for Akira Slide Chandra
 Diabore: @r10pez10 quick gatherer search reveals 20 unique chandras
 BrowneePointz: the artist put the full Rez image on their art station and apparently it’s “Chandra Sparkhunter” @juliamon
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 Diabore: right, 21 with aetherdrift
 BrowneePointz: my fave thing about slide Chandra is it DAMN near has bisexual lighting
 r10pez10: are we counting the holiday gremlin one lol
 r10pez10: my biggest hope for aetherdrift is a reprint of restoration angel but restoring a motorcycle
  Juliamon: 
 BrowneePointz: I refuse to let anyone erase her history as being Bi
  LRRbot: Curse of the Swine [XUU] | Sorcery | Exile X target creatures. For each creature exiled this way, its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token.
 BrowneePointz: I love curse of the swine
 niccus: restoration angel is the lakitu of the race
  Juliamon: oh no, someone's talking about us on the card reader
 BrowneePointz: one of my board wipes in my Lonis clues edh
 BrowneePointz: fun fact finding board wipes in simic is hard
 r10pez10: simic gets ... the great aurora
 BrowneePointz: Oversimplify, Cyclonic Rift, Curse of the Swine, and Ezuri’s Predation @r10pez10
 r10pez10: nine mana and had someone draw 14 and only hit 2 lands
 BrowneePointz: I’m not counting more “one person gets bounced” ones as wipes like River’s Rebuke. oh I guess whelming wave counts too
  Juliamon: I made some instant coffee and wanted to make it more interesting so I added some  and I don't really regret it
 r10pez10: that sounds pretty alright honestly
 BrowneePointz: nog spices should definite with coffee
 BrowneePointz: …thanks Apple
 BrowneePointz: definitely go*
  Juliamon: Might try it with the good coffee tomorrow
 r10pez10: apple nog *thinking*
Mindfire13: @r10pez10 Have you considered Perplexing Test?
 lirazel64: @r10pez10 I think the apple would sour the nog.
 r10pez10: no, i didn't study
 BrowneePointz: oh yea Phasing of Zhalfir is another simic board wipe
 r10pez10: ixidron if you want to be particularly evil
Mindfire13: Scourge of Fleets if you have a decent amount of islands
 BrowneePointz: I’m still trying to decide if I want to refit Lonis to be Sophia Dogged Detective instead
spiffinn: of course there's always the disk
 A_Dub888: @r10pez10 how can that be a board wipe? Everyone still has their creatures 
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 BrowneePointz: speaking of which I got to play that deck yesterday, kill someone with Cyberdrive awakener
 BrowneePointz: and then bounce it with temur sabertooth and kill someone else with it
 BrowneePointz: Clues, not scary until they’re all flying 4/4s
   LoadingReadyRun: hi chat 
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh,that sounds sweet @BrowneePointz
 Aceviru: BEN
 r10pez10: hello ben
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi Ben.
Mindfire13: Hello Ben
 r10pez10: unlocking more secrets?
  Juliamon: hi Ben
 A_Dub888: iiiiiiits Ben
   LoadingReadyRun: I got apple slices 
 thraximore: 
 BrowneePointz: @dog_of_myth my clues deck is the most Simic “Monkey juggling on a unicycle til it wins” deck I have, but it’s also my most powerful
 RockPusher: Apple Slices‽ 
  Juliamon: do an experiment for us, dunk them in nog
   LoadingReadyRun: i am nogless
 LiamK712: 
  Juliamon: nooooo
 r10pez10: dunk them in diet coke (?)
 BrowneePointz: oh man I just realized Chicago is happening outside of apple season again
 A_Dub888: Next time on Tinker Tailor Soldier Fry....
 BrowneePointz: I could’ve brought LRR orchard fresh Red Delicious apples to show I’m not lying Q.Q
 hd_dabnado: part of me wants to bring LRR some local cheese curds to chicago, but I have to imagine that they can get curds in their part of the world lol
 BrowneePointz: apparently still not super common if Wiggins is to be believed Dabnado
 BrowneePointz: outside of Poutineries
 RockPusher: Poutini!
 RockPusher: He-He-He-Hello!
an_archist2: hello everybody and welcome
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, poutiniiiii
 hd_dabnado: yeah, I guess cold curds are not common
 MegaDosX: You're their gay best friend, clearly (/s)
abslomdaak42: Wheeler, the honorary lady
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 bytecaster: Is this an indie game?
  Juliamon: ladies and gentleBens
  LRRbot: Loran of the Third Path [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | Vigilance / When Loran of the Third Path enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. / {T}: You and target opponent each draw a card.
  LRRbot: Caller of the Untamed [3G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/4] | Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile a creature card you drafted that isn't in your deck. / {X}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card you exiled with cards named Caller of the Untamed. X is the mana value of that card.
  LRRbot: Cryptic Spires | Land | As you create your deck, circle two of the colors below. / Cryptic Spires enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of either of the circled colors.
Kentosaurus: based stickers
theamc2000: cool stickers angel
 r10pez10: stickers!
 A_Dub888: I thought stickers were banned 
 MegaDosX: Kathleen you don't need to worry about that, chat is here to not pay attention and try to be helpful 
  LRRbot: Spara's Headquarters | Land — Forest Plains Island | Spara's Headquarters enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
  LRRbot: Thriving Bluff | Land | Thriving Bluff enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than red. / {T}: Add {R} or one mana of the chosen color.
 tehfewl: hes bluffing
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 Aceviru: haha
 I_Am_Clockwork: 5000
 Serpens77: who can so no to stickers
theamc2000: @serpens77 legacy
  LRRbot: Whispersilk Cloak [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. / Equip {2}
 MegaDosX: We saw nothing
 RockPusher:  
 Marvoleath: 
 tehfewl: just wanted to show off this cool card in their hand
  LRRbot: Thriving Heath | Land | Thriving Heath enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than white. / {T}: Add {W} or one mana of the chosen color.
 MegaDosX: Blazing fast start to this game
 Jadaris:  
 LiamK712: he's thriving
  LRRbot: Enchantress's Presence [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.
 micalovits: @theamc2000 I just want my mind goblin back 
 r10pez10: oh yeah is angel playing 45 lol
 accountmadeforants: If you select White for a Thriving land your land is In Its Plains, and if you select Blue your land is Moisturized.
h3rsh3yb4r: 42 13 lands
 MegaDosX: She does a lot of things
  LRRbot: Adeline, Resplendent Cathar [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [*/4] | Vigilance / Adeline, Resplendent Cathar's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.
 tehfewl: shes so much
 Pywodwagon: as a cube player I forget she says each
 Aceviru: And she has vigilance
theamc2000: who is willing to be hit for five
  LRRbot: Martha Jones [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | Woman Who Walked the Earth — When Martha Jones enters, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, Martha Jones and up to one other target creature can't be blocked this turn. / Doctor's companion
 accountmadeforants: Adeline, Spooky Text With 4 Toughness
 kimmiekoneko: she's just a lil guy
 BrowneePointz: Justice for Martha!
theamc2000: she walked the earth
 RockPusher: 
 BrowneePointz: hey she is the most under appreciated Who Companion
 couchboyj: She's a doctor honey, a doctor!  A little respect.
 BrowneePointz: Justice for Martha!!!!!
 RockPusher: 
h3rsh3yb4r: she's a doctor i'm pretty sure. not a timelord st
  LRRbot: Heartbeat of Spring [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.
 MegaDosX: OK that will change things
 A_Dub888: Is that a good or a bad thing Ben?
rogerivany: I forgot to watch the Doctor Who Xmas special.  I know what I'm doing tomorrow.
   LoadingReadyRun: It's good! I'm almost caught up! 
 MegaDosX: Ben, favourite companion so far?
   LoadingReadyRun: Just finished the Fluxx
 A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun nice
 r10pez10: i don't think you can say that online
 BrowneePointz: my condolences Ben
 CypherRaze: Is Angel playing enBANTment?
 HadesLeprechaun: @rogerivany It's a strange one!
   LoadingReadyRun: I'm a Clara enjoyer >.>
 Pywodwagon: luxior? I wonder what that card does
h3rsh3yb4r: @LoadingReadyRun based
 MegaDosX: Fair, Ben. My favourite is still Donna.
theamc2000: what does Luxior do?
 A_Dub888: @h3rsh3yb4r ^
rogerivany: Gotta go with Amy and Rory.
 BrowneePointz: I like Clara as well. I just wanna shake the writers for doing Jodie a disservice the last bit of her run
 HadesLeprechaun: Donna was also my fave, also quite enjoyed Amy and Rory
 r10pez10: whoa ASMR
 tehfewl: $5 to skip
   LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePointz The fluxx was actually the only part of her run I've enjoyed
 thraximore: HUH
KidAmn: Yeah? Collector number? We'
 thraximore: no way
KidAmn: we're waiting
h3rsh3yb4r: new capenna was 2018
 thraximore: no
 thraximore: it was not
Symphoneers: Why, there hasn't been a Capenna around here in over 20 years.
 BrowneePointz: april 2022
 MegaDosX: !card tatyova steward
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Tatyova, Steward of Tides; A-Tatyova, Steward of Tides
 hd_dabnado: im going through DS9 right now, cried HARD from watching "The Visitor"
Mindfire13: Capenna was Spring 2022
 thraximore: @BrowneePointz 
 Aceviru: You can't do that to us @h3rsh3yb4r
  LRRbot: Tatyova, Steward of Tides [GGU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Druid [3/3] | Land creatures you control have flying. / Whenever a land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands, up to one target land you control becomes a 3/3 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.
 MegaDosX: So Kathleen still has a blue floating
 RockPusher: Doctor Who still one of the best things ever designed by committee 
 TheRatKings: New Capenna was 15 years ago
 sporkraptor: that's very pretty stained glass looking art
 r10pez10: orb
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 bigger_frog: is this commander?
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  LRRbot: Mistmeadow Vanisher [2{W/U}] | Creature — Kithkin Wizard [3/2] | Whenever Mistmeadow Vanisher becomes tapped, exile up to one target nonland, nontoken permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
 bigger_frog: I missed the draft
 MegaDosX: It's just four player, not commander
 MegaDosX: !card adeline
  LRRbot: Adeline, Resplendent Cathar [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [*/4] | Vigilance / Adeline, Resplendent Cathar's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.
theamc2000: vigilance
 RockPusher: Author wants to read things, news at 11! 
 MegaDosX: Vigilance, notably
 bigger_frog: Thanks!
 MegaDosX: Adeline is so busted lmao
 Pywodwagon: I need to force monowhite in cube again
 thraximore: way overtuned
theamc2000: I see why Angel said boros was attack
  LRRbot: Cayth, Famed Mechanist [1URW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Artificer [3/3] | Fabricate 1 / Other nontoken creatures you control have fabricate 1. / {2}, {T}: Choose one — / • Populate. / • Proliferate.
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theamc2000: are the servos ready to fight?
 micalovits: Uhhh, Servo facts!
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Symphoneers: I love the lil' guy w/ Cayth. Just a friend.
  LRRbot: Prosperous Thief [2U] | Creature — Human Ninja [3/2] | Ninjutsu {1}{U} / Whenever one or more Ninja or Rogue creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
 MegaDosX: Have ninjas ever been in Doctor Who? If not why not?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have a kind of weird question, Cori were you playing Arena earlier? Reason I ask is I played against someone with the screen name Coriander and immediately wanted to know if it was you 
 RockPusher: Martha learned a lot of new skills
 micalovits: @MegaDosX They are in every single episode, you just can't see them
 A_Dub888: Martha went to the Star Wars universe and dun got blowed up by a planet laster
 MegaDosX: @micalovits 
 Earthenone: annother spicy player
 Cptasparagus: usernames arent exclusive on Arena, right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp, I found the person who took it I guess
thedepthandbreadthofseth: didn't martha go off to UNIT?
 r10pez10: if coriander is taken, go to the grocery store
 Pywodwagon: theres a bwheezy near the top of the cube leaderboard
 MegaDosX: Yeah Martha was with UNIT last we saw her in 10's series
theamc2000: Se7eninthequeue was taken?
 BrowneePointz: I mean, Cori’s name inspired a D&D character of mine and his whole family!
  LRRbot: Wrenn and Realmbreaker [1GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Wrenn [4] | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / [+1]: Up to one target land you control becomes a 3/3 Elemental creature with vigilance, hexproof, and haste until your next turn. It's still a land. / [−2]: Mill three cards. You may put a permanent card from among the milled cards into your hand. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "You may play lands and cast permanent spells from your graveyard."
 hd_dabnado: who up rolling they dice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Particularly the local international markets, you'll get nicer spices there
  LRRbot: Tamiyo, Field Researcher [1GWU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo [4] | [+1]: Choose up to two target creatures. Until your next turn, whenever either of those creatures deals combat damage, you draw a card. / [−2]: Tap up to two target nonland permanents. They don't untap during their controller's next untap step. / [−7]: Draw three cards. You get an emblem with "You may cast spells from your hand without paying their mana costs."
  LRRbot: Merchant of Truth [2WW] | Creature — Angel Detective [2/5] | Flying / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, investigate. / Clues you control have exalted.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @r10pez10 or she could just look for cilantro.  It's the same thing.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tamiyo is so good, even if not that specific version in flavor
 accountmadeforants: Merchant of Truth is all about that supporting evidence
 BrowneePointz: my favorite tamiyo!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alrighty, back to stuff I need to do and to lurk in good feels/VOD watching, love that art
Durzo_Blint_: Why was Angle worried about mana? Wrenn lets her lands tap for any color.
Ukon_Cairns: past t2 turns were enchantress, now its superfriends, typal typal deck
 A_Dub888: Which card is Prospero and which one is Caliban?
 r10pez10: the sixth edition draft was one of my faves to watch
 MegaDosX: You just blew Kathleen's mind
Durzo_Blint_: ah
  LRRbot: Caller of the Untamed [3G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/4] | Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile a creature card you drafted that isn't in your deck. / {X}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card you exiled with cards named Caller of the Untamed. X is the mana value of that card.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: that's why they call her Cori "two sleeves" Dickinson!
 MegaDosX: That's so hateful 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DapperKoala2: "Now kiss."
 MegaDosX: Well, Enchantress's Presence draws Angel cards, that one's not that helpful for the rest of the board >_>
 tehfewl: thank you for subscribing to servo facts
adept_nekomancer: They're also all named Eustace.
 A_Dub888: are they single?
 A_Dub888: are they baptized?
 ThirdGames: Lesbian here. I can confirm and approve this message.
 iris_of_ether: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 micalovits: I, for one, support our gay servo overlords
theamc2000: this is bi erasure
Symphoneers: Good for them, good for them.
 BrowneePointz: hey hey!
catcannonade: we love straight erasure
Durzo_Blint_: Except for Transformers which are trans.
 r10pez10: !addquote (Wheeler) [Now] Thopters are lesbians too. They're all gay.
  LRRbot: New quote #9217: "Thopters are lesbians too. They're all gay." —Wheeler [2024-12-27]
 BrowneePointz: J Jonah Jameson is many things but a homophobe isn’t one of them!
 MegaDosX: "What did I do besides all the things I did?" - Adeline, probably
thedepthandbreadthofseth: "I hereby Christen thee 'HMS Lesbian!'" -  Queen Elizabeth, probably.
 MegaDosX: Ooooh
  LRRbot: Rev, Tithe Extractor [3B] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [3/3] | Whenever you attack, target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token, then look at the top card of that player's library and exile it face down. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled.
 MegaDosX: This one's a bit of a novel, so fair, Kathleen
 r10pez10: Reverend Tithe Extractor Esq
Durzo_Blint_: turns all your creatures into stupid monkey
 accountmadeforants: How is Rev extracting tithes with those tiny hands?
 raulghoulia: oh Wheeler did say J Jonah Jameson. For some reason my mind heard the guy who directed those Star War and Star Trek movies and I got confused
 Pywodwagon: huh, thats pretty gross with adeline
 Aceviru: But it doesn't have vigilance
 BrowneePointz: omg I just realized we’re gonna get a J Jonah Jameson card next year with the Spiderverse set
 BrowneePointz: like that HAS to happen
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EnticingGracefulTarsierHassaanChop-Jqp3tsxe3GgCZbWT
 r10pez10: J Jonah J J Abrams J R R Martin
   LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePointz he's gotta make clue tokens of spiderman right?
 raulghoulia: @BrowneePointz what's his type line going to be?
DapperKoala2: I still can't believe Adeline triggers off any attack, not just Adeline attacking.
 BrowneePointz: We have a News Reporter in Capenna so whatever he was
 MrSarkhan: 
theamc2000: oh no the polycule
 MegaDosX: !card adeline
  LRRbot: Adeline, Resplendent Cathar [1WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [*/4] | Vigilance / Adeline, Resplendent Cathar's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. / Whenever you attack, for each opponent, create a 1/1 white Human creature token that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control.
 A_Dub888: @r10pez10 You mean JRR Tolkien?
 MegaDosX: Oh that's when you attack, not when Adeline attacks, she's even more gross
Skye_Stryke: Oh right Adeline doesn't even need to attack. What a card
 salamisuperstar: I've never seen Adeline in anything other than 1v1, so I never knew she made tokens for each OP
 r10pez10: Jorge R R Martin
 MegaDosX: Adeline's busted
 Aceviru: And she has Vigilance
 BrowneePointz: @raulghoulia Denry had Cat Advisor so probably Human Advisor
 MegaDosX: She got tapped down by Tamiyo so she isn't attacking this time
 Pywodwagon: its per opponent
 micalovits: Sure is 3 right
 Diabore: a player yeah
SeismicLawns: it's for each player hit
 MegaDosX: Yeah it's for each player you hit
Durzo_Blint_: that's fucking gross
 MegaDosX: Good lord Kathleen
Symphoneers: Kathleen trying to make the card more fair 
 MegaDosX: You built something vile, I love it
 BrowneePointz: hahaha there’s the evil Kathleen grin
Skye_Stryke: Rev + Adeline is so good lmao
 MegaDosX: No wonder Rev is so expensive
 MegaDosX: $34.41 on Scryfall
Durzo_Blint_: It went down in price too
 BrowneePointz: jumpstart rares with anime art are also just kind of expensive @megadosx
 micalovits: Stupid Sexy Rev
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Angel, Ben, Cori, De Vere...
 BrowneePointz: since they’re rarer than rare
 MegaDosX: @BrowneePointz Sure, but not all of them are in two digits
 accountmadeforants: Rev (and many other J24 cards) only comes in anime-form, BrowneePointz
 BrowneePointz: it’s why Bruvac was a bajilliafreakin dollars for a while since the jumpstart rares are technically rarer
 BrowneePointz: @accountmadeforants oh I know I just phrased that dumb
  LRRbot: Valkyrie Harbinger [4WW] | Creature — Angel Cleric [4/5] | Flying / Lifelink / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained 4 or more life this turn, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance.
Durzo_Blint_: wait *each* end step
Durzo_Blint_: not just your turn
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm jealous of Angel.  No one ever makes Seth tokens.
 BrowneePointz: oh so Transformers!
 salamisuperstar: There is such a big trend of making anime versions of cards, I wish they would do the inverse with all these anime jumpstart cards and make normal versions
 Bugberry: @Durzo_Blint_ gaining 4 life every turn isn't easy.
 TheRatKings: Robotic lesbian polycule is the name of my hyperpop band
  LRRbot: Moon-Circuit Hacker [1U] | Enchantment Creature — Human Ninja [2/1] | Ninjutsu {U} / Whenever Moon-Circuit Hacker deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card unless Moon-Circuit Hacker entered this turn.
  Juliamon: wow why is my internet being so ass today
 hd_dabnado: woah framerate
 Diabore: big lag spike?
overZellous: yeahhh
 definenull: oh so it wasn't me
coriolis_storm: Lag formme also
  LRRbot: Martha Jones [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | Woman Who Walked the Earth — When Martha Jones enters, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, Martha Jones and up to one other target creature can't be blocked this turn. / Doctor's companion
 MegaDosX: Yeah I got that too
Chenderle: seems to have recovered?
 definenull: *shakes fist* TELUS!!!
  Juliamon: (my internet is still ass, the timing of that was just remarkable)
  LRRbot: Lydia Frye [2{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [3/2] | Lydia Frye can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. / At the beginning of your end step, surveil X, where X is the number of tapped Assassins you control.
Durzo_Blint_: @Bugberry It is when you have a 4/5 lifelinker
 hd_dabnado: related to Phillip J?
overZellous: @juliamon its spreading 
Durzo_Blint_: If anyone attacks Kathleen she gets an angel token at end of turn if she blocks.
  LRRbot: Linvala, the Preserver [4WW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying / When Linvala, the Preserver enters, if an opponent has more life than you, you gain 5 life. / When Linvala enters, if an opponent controls more creatures than you, create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying.
 Bugberry: @Durzo_Blint_ if your opponents keep throwing their creatures into your 4/5 lifelinker.
 accountmadeforants: @salamisuperstar I feel the same way, especially since the anime cards are often so far removed from the normal designs that I can't even place what plane most of the new ones are from.
 BrowneePointz: wait a second…I didn’t even think about this…chat what if the unannounced UB set next year is Elder Scrolls…(Lydia made me think of Skyrim)
overZellous: I would like Kathleen to gain life
  Juliamon: gods I wish
coriolis_storm: OOC, I assume “Doctor’s Companion” is like Partner, but restricted to a Doctor?
 micalovits: I am still hoping for Dark Souls, but Elder Scrolls would also be sick
 BrowneePointz: correct coriolis
 sporkraptor: @BrowneePointz dang... yeah, that makes sense
 Cptasparagus: @BrowneePointz its my little pony
 salamisuperstar: @accountmadeforants They're all from the plane of anime
 Bugberry: @accountmadeforants Just like in regular Core sets, they aren't necessarily connected to existing planes. Core sets had tons of flavor-neutral stuff.
overZellous: I like the little twists on Partner
Durzo_Blint_: TES has so much lore that I doubt it could fit it all into one UB
  LRRbot: Chandra, Acolyte of Flame [1RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [4] | [0]: Put a loyalty counter on each red planeswalker you control. / [0]: Create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens. They gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step. / [−2]: You may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
 definenull: well they are doing that with FF so...
  Juliamon: yeah, if they can do it with FF, they can do it with TES
Durzo_Blint_: yeah but they're going to ignore all the bad FF and focus on 7
 BrowneePointz: what?
  Juliamon: no they aren't??
 BrowneePointz: the first art they showed was Kefka @durzo_blint_
  Juliamon: they already showed off amazing Kefka art
  LRRbot: Loran of the Third Path [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | Vigilance / When Loran of the Third Path enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. / {T}: You and target opponent each draw a card.
 accountmadeforants: @Bugberry Sure, that's possible, but my point is that since a lot of anime cards that *do* have recognizable originals, aren't recognizable in anime form, I just can't be sure. (Like, is Rev some Orzhov person who just happens to miss a bunch of the usual Orzhov details? Is she from Fiora? Amonkhet somehow? Who knows?)
 BrowneePointz: and then Lightning Tidus/Yuna AND Emet-Selch all before we saw cloud and sephi
 Bugberry: @Durzo_Blint_ We've had other UB sets that focused on multiple entries in a franchise. Fallout covered the entire franchise, for example.
 BrowneePointz: also fun fact Emet-Selch’s art is laid out like a planeswalker and I’ve got my fingers crossed
 thraximore: HAHAHA
  LRRbot: Cruel Celebrant [WB] | Creature — Vampire [1/2] | Whenever Cruel Celebrant or another creature or planeswalker you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
 definenull: uh oh
 salamisuperstar: Powerful cards
 micalovits: I am not surprised
 LiamK712: great hand
  LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature — Vampire [0/1] | Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
 Diabore: 0.0
 definenull: she's in her lane!
 micalovits: Oh no
 BrowneePointz: (I know they said no walkers in UB sets but that was before they were standard legal so /shrug)
 Bugberry: @accountmadeforants What do you mean? You are saying they have recognizable origins yet simultaneously don't? You are assuming Rev is connected to an existing plane, when what I said is that is not necessarily the case.
 MegaDosX: Not to be a party pooper Brownee, but people made the same observation about a piece of Elesh Norn art for March of the Machine, and she never wound up as a planeswalker >_>
 raulghoulia: but Minsc and Boo are planewalkers?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: stop bragging about your followers, Ben
 Bugberry: @raulghoulia D&D is not technically UB, UB is for non-WOTC properties.
 micalovits: Which means I can canonically invade my D&D campaign with phyrexians... Hmmmm
 BrowneePointz: @megadosx true she ended up as a Saga dfc but still it’s best to point out the layout isn’t standard which means a special type somehow
  Juliamon: the real question is how many Cids we get
 definenull: she does have vigilance tho
Durzo_Blint_: She has vigiliance
 BrowneePointz: and if Vivi will break eternal formats
 BrowneePointz: (vivi better break eternal formats)
 accountmadeforants: @Bugberry No, I mean that many existing anime *variants* of cards aren't as recognizable as their originals,(e.g., anime Aurelia, Examplar of Justice doesn't have the Boros symbols), I can't be sure if the new cards which only have anime art are actually from new planes or just missing the background details I'd normally associate with a given plane.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: so, is there a more formal definition of this cube other than "contains ladies?"
  Juliamon: Not really, no
 Dog_of_Myth: !deck
  LRRbot: (27 Dec 2024: Ladies Cube) Angel's Cube list: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/fJtp4yo2X0Kpd13irhmZjQ
coriolis_storm: no trample… yet? 
 definenull: "shiny ladies"?
  Juliamon: it's just a ton of powerful women
 Elypants: With beautiful art
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ty @Juliamon , @Dog_of_Myth , et al.
 BrowneePointz: YKnow I’d laugh really hard if Angel put one Tyvar in there
 BrowneePointz: just for comedic sake
 BrowneePointz: “powerful women, and an Ally”
 definenull: ouchie
  Juliamon: well, I guess Geralf is there, technically, so it's not ALL women
  Juliamon: *technically*
Durzo_Blint_: that ephemerate is clutch
Durzo_Blint_: because that is a LOT of death triggers
 definenull: math is for after damage step
 accountmadeforants: @Juliamon He needed to drive Gisa to the party, and now he's stuck there
 MegaDosX: Kathleen holy shit
 Diabore: and the copy token right?
zeathean: Looking good for Kathleen
 micalovits: Blood artist also sees Coris copy dying
 TheRatKings: loran token died for the blood artist
 BrowneePointz: Geralf was her ride and they all know he’s Ace and going to supercharge the fridge to make the drinks colder
 Fruan: Just aristocrats things
 MegaDosX: Blood Artist is any creature dies, Celebrant is you control dies
zeathean: Is farewell in this format?
 MegaDosX: WHAT
  LRRbot: God-Eternal Bontu [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie God [5/6] | Menace / When God-Eternal Bontu enters, sacrifice any number of other permanents, then draw that many cards. / When God-Eternal Bontu dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
overZellous: 
 definenull: oh. a god.
  Juliamon: BONTUUU
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Diabore: yeah thats lethal
 BrowneePointz: wait wtf is that art
zeathean: that would be game
 Bugberry: can sac lands, which is fun
 MegaDosX: I /think/ Kathleen can drain everyone out yeah
 MegaDosX: Just point all the Blood Artist triggers to Angel
 BrowneePointz: I’ve never seen that bontu before
coriolis_storm: @zeathean It’s a cube created by Angel, you’d have to ask her
 MegaDosX: Good lord
 Jillexie: Nuked
 DrLigmaPhD: Bontu real good
 MrSarkhan:  
 micalovits: Ahhh, Aristocrats
 TheRatKings: Beautiful blood artistry
 A_Dub888:   
suprhero7 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
 BrowneePointz: was that a comic con exclusive bontu?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, suprhero7! (Today's storm count: 74)
 Serpens77: redraft before game 2 
 Marvoleath: !decks
  LRRbot: (27 Dec 2024: Ladies Cube) Angel's Cube list: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/fJtp4yo2X0Kpd13irhmZjQ
 Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePointz It was
 BrowneePointz: @dog_of_myth you’re a comiccon exclusive god!
 BrowneePointz: 
zeathean: Looking at the list, farewell does not appear
 BrowneePointz: I forgot I have my own emotes I can use for comedy now
 BrowneePointz:  
 Ritaspirithntr: ^
 Ritaspirithntr: 
 BrowneePointz:  …   
SnowBuddy18: ooh, new years garbage day
 Julian_Rogue: Okay chat, while they're on break. I'm writing a VtM chronical about Oil Barrons and vampires. want to help me brainstorm?
 Julian_Rogue: neeeever mind
 MegaDosX: Adeline did the heaviest lifting from Kathleen's stuff
magicnewgirl: awwwww here for the ladies pod!! 
 MegaDosX: Adeline and Rev is a powerful combination
 definenull: Of course wheeler wins the die roll
  LRRbot: Cryptic Spires | Land | As you create your deck, circle two of the colors below. / Cryptic Spires enters tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of either of the circled colors.
  LRRbot: Spara's Headquarters | Land — Forest Plains Island | Spara's Headquarters enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
  LRRbot: Training Center | Land | Training Center enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
  LRRbot: Inkfathom Infiltrator [{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [2/1] | Inkfathom Infiltrator can't block and can't be blocked.
 MegaDosX: I think Cori has to discard now from the bounceland?
 Bugberry: Sonic 3 was fun, especially as Sonic Adventure 2 was my first Sonic game.
  LRRbot: Reclusive Taxidermist [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/2] | Reclusive Taxidermist gets +3/+2 as long as there are four or more creature cards in your graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Lydia Frye [2{U/B}] | Legendary Creature — Human Assassin [3/2] | Lydia Frye can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater. / At the beginning of your end step, surveil X, where X is the number of tapped Assassins you control.
 MegaDosX: 
  LRRbot: Shipwreck Marsh | Land | Shipwreck Marsh enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
 Bugberry: the British AC game
 MegaDosX: Oh he already was
  LRRbot: Enchantress's Presence [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, draw a card.
 MegaDosX: He was in the Doctor Who set in flavour text from memory
 Fruan: Winston Churchhil to Urza 3 degrees of separation
 Bugberry: Arabian Nights is right there.
 BrowneePointz: she’s the second protagonist from the Industrial Revolution era British AC Ben
 niccus: winston churchill has now been in more sets than a large portion of the cast
 MegaDosX: Found it, Winston Churchill was on the War Room in the Doctor Who precons
ThorSokar: haha
 MegaDosX: In the flavour text
 Pywodwagon: the city of baghdad is canon
 Bugberry: We already had Alladin in Magic.
theamc2000: nowadays
 definenull: Wheeler get out of the ditch before you dig too deep
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AlluringEphemeralTireDatSheffy-pu8E_LVfvuZOX8So
 Marvoleath: I mean, jihad is a thing in universe
 HadesLeprechaun: there's a whole set of Arabian Nights
dm818: UB Veggietales
  LRRbot: Dreamroot Cascade | Land | Dreamroot Cascade enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
 BrowneePointz: Wheeler you can’t just ask about Bible Canon!
 raulghoulia: Guan Yu existed why draw the line at Leonardo davinci?
 Pywodwagon: secret lair charleton heston
 BrowneePointz: that’s where the term comes from!
 DrLigmaPhD: Activate Oko, elk your messiah
  LRRbot: Apothecary White [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever you attack, you create a Food token for each player being attacked. / {W}, {T}, Tap X untapped Foods you control: Create X 1/1 white Human creature tokens.
 TheAwkes: Each commandment as a reprint of some format staple or other in a Secret Lair.
 BrowneePointz: Cuz Guan Yu is a folk hero mythologicized
 Larkonus: Full art Dreamroot Cascade is one of my favorite land arts in Magic. It has everything I like.
DigitechWire: I can't wait for Secret Lair: The Old Testament
 BrowneePointz: like most of the Rot3k people are LOOSELY based on real people but fantasized
 MegaDosX: I can just imagine the reaction both within and outside the MTG community if they did UB: The Bible 
 tehfewl: her milkshake brings boys
theamc2000: she can apothe my cary
  LRRbot: Martha Jones [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | Woman Who Walked the Earth — When Martha Jones enters, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, Martha Jones and up to one other target creature can't be blocked this turn. / Doctor's companion
h3rsh3yb4r: parting the red sea would be a great pillowfort piece
 BrowneePointz: thanks to Dynasty Warriors Romance of the Three Kingdoms was my autistic special interest in middle/high school
DigitechWire: one might argue the most capable companion in the show
 protojman: Martha is great!
 raulghoulia: My Job sacrifice deck is jank
  LRRbot: Haunted Ridge | Land | Haunted Ridge enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
 BrowneePointz: Martha was super great and gets treated like craaaaap by the fandom
 Commodore_Perry_GG: The art for the Legends version of Presence of the Master is basically Albert Einstein
 MegaDosX: Isn't Coleridge in flavour text somewhere too? Rime of the Ancient Mariner I think?
DigitechWire: they're ALL good noises, Brad
 Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX Yep
 thraximore: vigilance
 Dog_of_Myth: Lots of Shakespear too
h3rsh3yb4r: i keep hearing Apothecary White as Apothecary Wight
 TheAwkes: @MegaDosX On old Will-o-the-Wisp.
 Commodore_Perry_GG: @megadosx Scathe Zombies
 Bugberry: the first word
  LRRbot: Mistmeadow Vanisher [2{W/U}] | Creature — Kithkin Wizard [3/2] | Whenever Mistmeadow Vanisher becomes tapped, exile up to one target nonland, nontoken permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
 BrowneePointz: they used a bunch of old lit on flavor text
 thraximore: what's black
 Commodore_Perry_GG: 7 cards have Coleridge flavor text
 BrowneePointz: I’m honestly surprised Dickens didn’t end up on a flavor text
 micalovits: Deathtouch
theamc2000: menace
  LRRbot: Chandra, Torch of Defiance [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Chandra [4] | [+1]: Exile the top card of your library. You may cast that card. If you don't, Chandra, Torch of Defiance deals 2 damage to each opponent. / [+1]: Add {R}{R}. / [−3]: Chandra, Torch of Defiance deals 4 damage to target creature. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell, this emblem deals 5 damage to any target."
 thraximore: menace is good
 micalovits: Yea, I like menace
 Bugberry: @thraximore Black has been represented by Lifelink before, and technically Black was the first to have a creature with essentially Lifelink.
 BrowneePointz: is that the hot new Mrs White with the undercut?
DigitechWire: asking because i got here like 5 minutes ago: I know the Ladies cube is all ladies but is Wheeler an honorary lady for the sake of this pod as well?
coriolis_storm: Ouch, Angel having a nongame 
 BrowneePointz: for folks who might’ve missed when it happened a couple years ago, they redesigned the classic clue characters with updated looks and they made Mrs White a smokeshow millennial chef with a cool undercut
  LRRbot: Ashling, the Extinguisher [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Shaman [4/4] | Whenever Ashling, the Extinguisher deals combat damage to a player, choose target creature that player controls. The player sacrifices that creature.
 tehfewl: ashling had a goth phase
 thraximore: ashling! 
 Bugberry: I remember her in the story, got hit by an entire river and kept going.
 evil_h2o_elf: I feel like the clue redesign made all the characters look kind of generic.  I like updating them but the result was so blah
 BrowneePointz: I can’t wait for 2026 and return to Lorwyn
  LRRbot: Elenda, Saint of Dusk [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight [4/4] | Lifelink, hexproof from instants / As long as your life total is greater than your starting life total, Elenda gets +1/+1 and has menace. Elenda gets an additional +5/+5 as long as your life total is at least 10 greater than your starting life total.
Ukon_Cairns: elenda, if ya healthy shes bigger. if ya significantly healthy shes significantly bigger
  LRRbot: Moon-Circuit Hacker [1U] | Enchantment Creature — Human Ninja [2/1] | Ninjutsu {U} / Whenever Moon-Circuit Hacker deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card unless Moon-Circuit Hacker entered this turn.
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz one of my favorite details in MOM was the first Standard Kithkin since Eventide, so I look forward to their return.
  LRRbot: Whirler Rogue [2UU] | Creature — Human Rogue Artificer [2/2] | When Whirler Rogue enters, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. / Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
juzztshay: Lmao
 Julian_Rogue: What if i'm on twitch?
 thraximore: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 definenull: 
 definenull: angel's a little behind on land isn't she
 Marvoleath: 
 BrowneePointz: @bugberry I cannot state how heartbroken I was when they announced the standard changes and I realized Return to Lorwyn got pushed back
 Julian_Rogue: collossal dreadMAW would count too
 DrLigmaPhD: So if thopters are the lesbian creature type what about the rest of the queer community?
 thraximore: agreed 
 BrowneePointz: I still think it’d be hilarious if there was a SINGLE Tyvar
 definenull: avatar of woe?
  LRRbot: Huntmaster of the Fells [2RG] (back: Ravager of the Fells) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/2] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Huntmaster of the Fells, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token and you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Huntmaster of the Fells.
 Julian_Rogue: Turns?
 hd_dabnado: more like larger risk worse reward
LidofLoathing: run that ragged edge of danger
h3rsh3yb4r: @BrowneePointz for my playgroup they basically announced "there's only one set being printed in 2025- the tarkir one"
 TheAwkes: More like Huntmaster of the Fellas, amirite?
 Earthenone: our own ladies cube, with hookers and blow!
 definenull: thats the same look angel gave when ben discarded a dragon late
h3rsh3yb4r: is that because of what you did to shadowheart?
 niccus: leftover cube jokes cube
 Bugberry: @h3rsh3yb4r The Space set with Tezz looks amazing.
 Marvoleath: This art for Huntmaster is such a banger, shame it only comes in that weird vault foil
 BrowneePointz: @h3rsh3yb4r I’m not writing out Edge of Eternities. I LOVE Science Fiction(fantasy) and so I’m cautiously excited
 DeM0nFiRe: Need a Maw & Paw cube, call cards with Maw in the name and also cats
 BrowneePointz: if it’s actual science fantasy
  LRRbot: Valkyrie Harbinger [4WW] | Creature — Angel Cleric [4/5] | Flying / Lifelink / At the beginning of each end step, if you gained 4 or more life this turn, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance.
 micalovits: Oh dear
 Marvoleath: @BrowneePointz I believe they said space opera, so more star wars than star trek
 definenull: uh oh kathleen is popping off again
zeathean: Kathleen’s deck is sweet
 Bugberry: @Marvoleath Star Wars is sci-fantasy though.
 DrLigmaPhD: @BrowneePointz Using an arcane ritual to power spaceships is peak fiction
 BrowneePointz: fun fact all sci fi is fantasy
 Marvoleath: @Bugberry there isnt much science in SW
 BrowneePointz: some just leans into it harder
 Marvoleath: @Bugberry it's basically "because magic" but in space 
 hd_dabnado: A succulent Ravnican meal!
  LRRbot: Cayth, Famed Mechanist [1URW] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Artificer [3/3] | Fabricate 1 / Other nontoken creatures you control have fabricate 1. / {2}, {T}: Choose one — / • Populate. / • Proliferate.
 Bugberry: @Marvoleath There's technology. what it's not is "speculative fiction".
 BrowneePointz: @marvoleath hi I own all the visual dictionaries, there actually is a lot, but yea what bugberry said
 DrLigmaPhD: "Succulent meal" sounded like the cadence of Particle Man to me
 micalovits: Yearning to join her fellow lesbians in the sky
4 raiders from Fantusta have joined!
  LRRbot: Ravager of the Fells (front: Huntmaster of the Fells) | Creature — Werewolf [4/4] | Trample / Whenever this creature transforms into Ravager of the Fells, it deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker and 2 damage to up to one target creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Ravager of the Fells.
 BrowneePointz: but yes the storytelling style is more interested in space opera melodrama and not more spec fiction like trek
 Marvoleath: @Bugberry well, some of the technology does not follow laws of physics and therefore I would not count it as science
juzztshay: Hello Raiders 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Welcome, Raiders!
 TheAwkes: @DeM0nFiRe *~doing some beep-boops* Not a bad start, 44 with "maw" and only 3 of them are split up between two words.
 BrowneePointz: and I hope EoE is like that
Fantusta: Magic magic magic!
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
 Bugberry: @Marvoleath Some, sure, but I don't think "Sci-fantasy" has to be heavy on the scientific principles.
 definenull: maybe angel should just fetch a plains at this point? 
 micalovits: Dsitracted by Doggo, which is fair
 BrowneePointz: @marvoleath once again most of the tech is actually explained pretty well, with one or two “bullshittium” things that are hand waved, like how hyperdrives work(how hyperspace functions is actually plausible)
 Bugberry: @Marvoleath Even Star Trek has technology that breaks physics, they just have more explanation for why, like creating matter in the Holo-deck.
 BrowneePointz: sorry I’m a dork that DEVOURED the technical manuals and rpg books and visual dictionaries growing up
Fantusta: Hey chat, is there a cube list or deck lists anywhere?
 BrowneePointz: so my brain loves worldbuilding and how fantasy systems and tech works
 Marvoleath: fair enough, might be just my own feeling over semantics @BrowneePointz @Bugberry
 Marvoleath: !decks
  LRRbot: (27 Dec 2024: Ladies Cube) Angel's Cube list: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/fJtp4yo2X0Kpd13irhmZjQ
 DrLigmaPhD: @Bugberry Just don't ask how transporters work
 micalovits: I think coris life went the wrong way
 Marvoleath: @Fantusta see !decks or the link above 
 BrowneePointz: but yea if you want a fun time thumb through one of the visual dictionaries sometime @marvoleath
phoenixfeather14: @DrLigmaPhD Very well, thank you. 
Fantusta: @Marvoleath Thanks Marvo and LRRBot!
 RockPusher: """perfectly"""
  LRRbot: Jund 'Em Out [BRG] | Sorcery | Retrace / Choose one at random. Create a copy of the chosen card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. / • Abrupt Decay / • Blightning / • Bloodbraid Elf / • Lightning Bolt / • Liliana of the Veil / • Tarmogoyf
 Bugberry: @Marvoleath There's lots of genre terms that are very subjective. I've been reading about Magical Realism and that's even harder.
  Juliamon: "magical realism" and "urban fantasy" are real sticking points for me
  LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
 BrowneePointz: I love urban fantasy
 BrowneePointz: that reminds me chat read Diane Duane’s Young Wizards books
 BrowneePointz: she helped invent the genre and they are SO good
 MegaDosX: I think Blightning is the only one of the choices on that card that isn't in Arena yet
  LRRbot: Destiny Spinner [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Human [2/3] | Creature and enchantment spells you control can't be countered. / {3}{G}: Target land you control becomes an X/X Elemental creature with trample and haste until end of turn, where X is the number of enchantments you control. It's still a land.
  LRRbot: Orzhov Basilica | Land | Orzhov Basilica enters tapped. / When Orzhov Basilica enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {W}{B}.
 theambivalentagender: The side of my note 9 has a crack that has sliced open my thumb and it unbearably heats up if I play any mobile game but it's fine, it works fine. I get it. 
 BrowneePointz: anyways I’m cautiously hopeful for EoE, and at least from the planeswalker guides the chance Aetherdrift is actually a cool multi plane death race/tour and not just wacky racers
A1_Saucy: Generalized Ire 2 R/W hybrid & 2 colorless - destroy all creatures that have annoyed you this game.
 micalovits: Houndmaster flips again right?
 gualdhar: Shaherazade?
 Dog_of_Myth: Cat car!
 definenull: KITTY
 RockPusher: Good Kitties!
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz Most sets that are advertised to be about a single thing are rarely JUST that think, so I too expect more than just wacky vehicles.
cdbbpc subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
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 RockPusher: Black cats have ninjitsu
 Mai_Andra: Toonces! 
 Bugberry: Being able to do it over and over and over is why they don't use it a ton anymore".
 BrowneePointz: I’d love to see retrace again but I also just started during Lorwyn/Shadowmoor so I don’t remember how it was received
 Bugberry: Even literal angels can't use the Ring.
 MegaDosX: Paul and that's it I think
 definenull: gibb
 thraximore: I can't wield my *phone*
 Earthenone: paul?
 Dog_of_Myth: Paul
 LiamK712: Adam?
 BrowneePointz: Serge would try to use it for good
 MegaDosX: Adam would be hella tempted
 BrowneePointz: and fail
 BrowneePointz: Graham is Faramir/Gandalf
 DrLigmaPhD: I feel Adam could but not by any mechanism you expect
JinaMahavira: dark and beautiful as the sea
dheid1: If anyone is Samwise Gamgee in this fellowship, it is Adam.
 Serpens77: benevolent tyrant
 Pywodwagon: Heather, but only because she doesn't need it
 BrowneePointz: idk if LRR has a 1:1 Samwise
toddbepraised: all shall love her and despair
ThorSokar: Kathleen would look you dead in the eye as she put the ring on with a devilish smile
 thraximore: @BrowneePointz Ben.
  LRRbot: Reclamation Sage [2G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/1] | When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
 BrowneePointz: Look, not even Ben
 thraximore: (not wheeler)
theamc2000: Bontu from Cori’s deck
 BrowneePointz: I’ve read those books a Lot, and Sam is one of the most aspirational characters in all fiction like Aragorn. almost NO ONE can live up to their standard because you’re not meant to, they’re heroic figures
  LRRbot: Mari, the Killing Quill [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/2] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, exile it with a hit counter on it. / Assassins, Mercenaries, and Rogues you control have deathtouch and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a hit counter from a card that player owns in exile. If you do, draw a card and create two Treasure tokens."
 TruPhantomAngel: I feel like Ian would also Tom Bombadil it, but lose it in some machine. xD
theamc2000: so does Mari have deathtouch?
  LRRbot: Sublime Epiphany [4UU] | Instant | Choose one or more — / • Counter target spell. / • Counter target activated or triggered ability. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / • Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. / • Target player draws a card.
 TruPhantomAngel: Kathleen would put on the ring and say, “no” lol
 BrowneePointz: I’d say Ian is Radaghast but he likes tech too much so does that make him Saruman? or is Ian Bilbo?
 DrLigmaPhD: Wheeler requests more lesbians
 BrowneePointz: or are Ian and Beej Pippin and Merry?
 micalovits: Probably
 DrLigmaPhD: @BrowneePointz Who's Treebeard?
 BrowneePointz: Actually wait, Cori might be Merry
 Earthenone: what game actions are you considering though?
  LRRbot: Piper Wright, Publick Reporter [1U] | Legendary Creature — Human Detective [1/2] | Whenever Piper Wright deals combat damage to a player, investigate that many times. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
 TruPhantomAngel: @browneepointz Coukd Ben be Radaghast?
 Mai_Andra: I feel like Ian would be closer to Saruman.  He's not trying to "rule the world" or anything.  He just wanted to figure out how it works and maybe make one of his own...
  LRRbot: Rosie Cotton of South Lane [2W] | Legendary Creature — Halfling Peasant [1/1] | When Rosie Cotton of South Lane enters, create a Food token. / Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than Rosie.
 TruPhantomAngel: Maybe Ben is Pippin. Beej feel like Elrond.
 micalovits: Beej can do some real drama, just like Elrond
 DrLigmaPhD: My life is in shambles I need all the lesbians you have
 BrowneePointz: don’t ask me why, but Matt feels like Frodo
   LoadingReadyRun: Nugget Mentioned 
 BrowneePointz: and Wheeler is 100% Gimli
 TheAwkes: Came for the Magic, stayed for the Thopter Loving Thopter content.
theamc2000: they like nuggets
 Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun  is that you? 
coriolis_storm: @marvoleath Yea, Ben is on tech
 DrLigmaPhD: @TheAwkes Yeah I'm on TLT
 Mai_Andra: "Tonight on Tinker, Tailer, Solder, Fry - we're gonna be running some tests with this gold ring Alex found and see if we can figure out how it works and maybe even how to make another one."
ThorSokar: hahaha
 TheWriterAleph: @Mai_Andra "make a *better* one"
h3rsh3yb4r: if ben wins a game of ladies cube it's patriarchy right?
 niccus: we *should* see what a geiger counter thinks about the one ring
 Mai_Andra: 
  LRRbot: Neyith of the Dire Hunt [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Whenever one or more creatures you control fight or become blocked, draw a card. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {2}{R/G}. If you do, double target creature's power until end of turn. That creature must be blocked this combat if able.
 MegaDosX: Ooh, love Neyith
Mazrae subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 38 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Mazrae! (Today's storm count: 76)
rogerivany: wow, killing the special guest first.  
 Marvoleath: I, Cry, When Angels deserve to...
  LRRbot: Electrolyze [1UR] | Instant | Electrolyze deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. / Draw a card.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 micalovits: So Rude
  LRRbot: Thirst for Meaning [2U] | Instant | Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an enchantment card.
 BrowneePointz: they’re some reasonable fellas
 BrowneePointz: could always milkshake duck, but as of now just a couple goofball brothers
 MadWolf1290: Is Angel truly dead if their life isn't 0 on the overlay?  
  LRRbot: Slick Sequence [UR] | Instant | Slick Sequence deals 2 damage to any target. If you've cast another spell this turn, draw a card.
 MadWolf1290: whomp whomp
coriolis_storm: !card expressive iteration
  LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
  LRRbot: Prosperous Thief [2U] | Creature — Human Ninja [3/2] | Ninjutsu {1}{U} / Whenever one or more Ninja or Rogue creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
 thraximore: yay patriarchy!
 thraximore: I mean
 micalovits: Gratz on starting on HRT Wheeler!
 thraximore: @micalovits 
 Marvoleath: !decks
  LRRbot: (27 Dec 2024: Ladies Cube) Angel's Cube list: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/fJtp4yo2X0Kpd13irhmZjQ
 BrowneePointz: patriarchy round! everyone starts at normal but Ben starts at 10 life
rogerivany: Latvia beat Canada at the World Juniors.
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 definenull: yay angel!
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 RockPusher:    
 RockPusher:   
 Marvoleath: 6 ppl would be 3v3 probably
 Earthenone: !cardkingdom
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 Marvoleath: !dragonshield
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 Marvoleath: !store
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 RockPusher: value for money
 BrowneePointz: I trust me entire collection for them
 BrowneePointz: they are the best quality for cost
 definenull: frogs = gone
 Marvoleath: !next
 Earthenone: !live
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PST (22:16 from now).
 RockPusher: Something is gonna happen
 Marvoleath: !schedule
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 definenull: might there still be crok?
rogerivany: Time to use all of the Tarp budget for 2024.
 Earthenone: they do it to escape the year
 Earthenone: so yes
 Mai_Andra: LIVE is just a 3 hour highlight reel...
 RockPusher:    
 MegaDosX: What.
 TheWriterAleph: expect the unexpected
adept_nekomancer: Very short road trip!
 definenull: its a real-time car ride to sidney
CrossXhunteR: oh boy, perfect time to join the stream
 MegaDosX: Oh a different Sidney
h3rsh3yb4r: adam's vampire can eat food!
 MegaDosX: You confused me for a second there
 thraximore: YO
ThorSokar: you can eat food, it just comes out in a way that you don't want
 Earthenone: a secret reboot of a swiftly tilting cameron? 
 Marvoleath:  !
 Pywodwagon: I prefer celebrating new years by watching Wheeler get stifled twice
  Juliamon: Take out the trash of the old year
 definenull: it can only go up from here!
 micalovits: Starting out with garbage!
 Mai_Andra: Hell, yeah.  Best new years eve. 
IvanRussel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
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 definenull: you don't *have* to
 Mazrae: im so sad that im going to be missing Live live
 Marvoleath: !prime
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 definenull: wheeler has protagonist ahoge!
 r10pez10: demon's tilt got a sequel???
  Juliamon: r10pez10 it did!!
 r10pez10: well i know what i'm buying
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 RockPusher:   
 I_Am_Clockwork: I definitly did, yep that's basically it
 definenull: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: XD
 I_Am_Clockwork: Thanks for da stream
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 Marvoleath: !homestreams
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager , twitch.tv/sergeafterdark | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 ProcyonFlynn: @r10pez10 It's absolutely fantastic, 50 hours of playtime and i'm still learning new things/interactions.
 RockPusher:   
Arakasi01: Nah he's never done that
  Juliamon: Sometimes
Mindfire13: Sometimes
 Ritaspirithntr: yeah! sometimes
 Jennie_Fuchsia: amazing commitment to the bit. dang.
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
  Juliamon: nailed it
Mindfire13: Enby cube?
 Commodore_Perry_GG: 
 Mai_Andra: secret podcast 
 RockPusher: "Platonic" Solids 
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