New Year, Same Garbage || WATCH+PLAY

 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man, hope I'm here at the correct time this time rather than an hour early 
  Juliamon: 
  Juliamon: Imagine, being an hour early because of a cascading whoopsie in the schedule
 Metric_Furlong: yeah, that'd be really silly
 Metric_Furlong: glad that didn't happen to anyone
 SquareDotCube: Turns out Fluffiest rolled back to 2024
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 Creideiki_SE: What is time? A miserable pile of schedules.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong Nope, never didn't happen
 SquareDotCube: just, an entire groundhog year
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube I would consider if I got to reroll early November
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would retake all of Parasitology for that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Remaking so many decks of flashcards........
patrick_stonecrusher: Aaaand we're back
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @patrick_stonecrusher First try! 
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patrick_stonecrusher: This might be the first w+p ive caught live since alex took the long break.  Im excited!
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 RockPusher: Time to flush!
 Splash4Mirrodin:  
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 fastlane250: aw so close to the end
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 incslayer: Perfect Timing
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 PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat I see what you did there 
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 WearingCats_CwC: horpy norb yorb
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A slouching Adam I think
 margieargie: The best way to bring in the new year:  with garbage!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
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 iris_of_ether: oh please oh please
 nyxlux: OMG
 SkylerRingtail: Yup. That's an Omen for the year
 Metric_Furlong: uh
 LostThePirate: XD
 NimrodXIV: The best holiday
 Firewhiskers: So bussing good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's so perfect
 GreatWahooney: wait what
gluonquark: •••●>
 AlistorKO: It's just *chefs kiss*
steelfox13: 2025 coming in hot
 Alness49: Now THAT'S a metaphor!
 JadedCynic: stuffed full o fireworks
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 JadedCynic: @warpstonewarlock Cybertruck, loaded with fireworks and sitting in front of the front door of Trump Casino in Las Vegas, exploded and then burned and popped and whizzed for ages
 Firewhiskers: It's a New Years' miracle!
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 TehAmelie: as opposed to those new ruins
  Juliamon: who wants to identify this music
 DoodlestheGreat: WELP, off to a great start this year.
 jacqui_lantern234: my sword is perfectly average 
 DeM0nFiRe: none options lol
 Splash4Mirrodin: sir?
kusinohki: it's been a long road?  getting from there to here??
Flyingdelorion: That's what she said....
 CaptainSpam: List 1 and List 2, good names.
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 phoenixletmeuseadashd: judging by the top right this is definitely gonna be envoy like
 JadedCynic: @sethtriggs someone was in it when it went up, it seems they died 
KeytarCat: What is that mouse model??
 ThrinagaBattleheart: THIS IS A GREAT START
Desruprot: 
 Keab42: Vince McMahon Game Studios
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patrick_stonecrusher: Dagger ;(
 Firewhiskers: Still bosomly
 sethtriggs: "Your sword is so big, milord"
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: oh god she does have a walk cycle
 TheWriterAleph: her sword is considerable length
 Alahmnat: ah, false advertising
MistahFixIt: That's a modestly large sword at BEST
 JadedCynic: Tom Hardy:  "That's Bait."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I enjoy the person who tested it to ensure it was W+P safe
MistahFixIt: I feel ROBBED
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not even a true claymore
 tidehollowcat: I *do* enjoy woman with big sword
 Firewhiskers: Can you damage yourself in the hub world?
 KBKarma: Oy... High heeled boots.
 LordShadner: that sword isn't even that great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those boots would be hell
 Metric_Furlong: ah, the rare Medieval hyperart Thomasson
MistahFixIt: a whole minute?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You couldn't jog in those let along jump
 azureHaights: As opposed to Quick done Quakest
 RockPusher: Quake is already pretty quick…
atanhel: demons souls is so nostalgic. I played it so much while i had to go to classes
 Diabore: for an old game a minute is fucking massive
 AlistorKO: I've seen bigger
 Firewhiskers: It's not Cloud Strife big
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: hold tab?
 lirazel64: Boots that don't quite touch the floor.
 MungoDude: oh wow, quake done quick with a vengeance was so long ago
 TheMerricat: "Press G to switch the character Press M to turn the music on or off Press F to draw the sword Click the right mouse button to take a fighting pose Click the right mouse button to block the kick Click the left mouse button to strike with the sword Press Q to display the combat interface "
 LavenderCreations: How can you fight if not wearing 4 inch heels?
 Easilycrazyhat: That's what they said
 Angreed66: It's still too big to be usable irl
 sethtriggs: She's walking on air
 jacqui_lantern234: ive ALSO come out and stayed out 
 OldUncleDan: That sword would be a dagger in most Final Fantasy games.
jessicaengle: If you've got time to gab, you've got time to stab.
 ThrinagaBattleheart: I already did too!  
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 margieargie: Got Skyrim Gianted
 Firewhiskers: Byeeeeee
 AlistorKO: HOME RUN!
 jacqui_lantern234:  OH MY
 CaptainSpam: HOME RUN
 Forgebold: if your sword isn't at least the height of a high rise apartment complex, don't you dare @-ing me
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kusinohki: we keep trying to put jacqui back in.... yeah, I don't know where I'm going with this joke...
 TehAmelie: devastated by the first encounter, this is 100% Dark Souls
 Firewhiskers: Yay @ghost_user_1984
 Splash4Mirrodin: #teamrocketed
 sethtriggs: This is feeling like a Gilsonlike
jessicaengle: 
Gizmoloid: hi word was SO BIG!
 a_tapes: i'm almost i'm almost certain you played a soulslike in this map already lol
 Nigouki: as was foretold by the horseplosion!
 fastlane250: First highlight of 2025  
loufghyslaufey:  I missed the first 10+ mine slot...
 A_Dub888: I think this is what the kids call "unalived"
 Anaerin: Your ragdoll apparently weighs 25 grams.
 JadedCynic: and the best part?  he didn't aggro until we struck first. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The animation not following you and you needed to re focus on your body
loufghyslaufey: Gg no re?
 pleonasticTautology: also, hi everyone, i hope everyone's doing well and having a good first day of the new year
DanielsWorlds: they didnt even make a death screen
MistahFixIt: Your Sword Is So Greebly
 SajuukSjet: Final Fantasy called, they want their sword back
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HardInventiveSalamanderHassanChop-22ZjbfVccx745tYK
 OldUncleDan: @Anaerin The weight of 25 Grahams would be a lot.
 Violet__Violence: yeet
 Cptasparagus: there is some serious bass on that sword
 azureHaights: There's a special place in the subocean for games that spawn you looking at the door you just came in
 tidehollowcat: That hitbox is... interesting
OmnipotentTrevor: why do you have a thumb drive in the bottom corner
 Diabore: oh we levelled, we have more health now
 JadedCynic: okay, xp bar?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does gravity just not apply to corpses?
 Firewhiskers: And I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee freeeeee falling
 CaptainSpam: So in this world, rigor mortis conveys weightlessness.  Gotcha.
 DrLigmaPhD: Have I arrived in time for ggarbagge?
 sethtriggs: Woww dat moon gravity tho
 northos: @Cptasparagus well, it is a Zweihander (I think)
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: well it might be too hot otherwise
 Violet__Violence: dark souls would have been a very different game
 tidehollowcat: Hitbox looks like it cares where you start the swing and not where it finishes
SnowBuddy18: hi Graham and Alex
 Firewhiskers: Does your roll have invul frames?
 Alahmnat: people are always telling folks to slow their roll, this just enforces it
 bytecaster: Once you turn 30, everybody gets a cooldown on their roll
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: also hey you got 30hp
 Keab42: The sword is so massive but the swings are so floaty
 TehAmelie: i'm guessing the cooldown is because they couldn't figure out a stamina bar
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BrightFamousCarabeefDAESuppy-OrTQZhD6wVXb3MW5
 KBKarma: Oh, I've seen that before!
 PotatoWraiths: bwehhhh
 MenomeAlice: Wasn't expecting a Garbage Day today, what's this game called? 🙂
 GreatWahooney: title more accurate than I expected, that is a pretty large sword
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Um?
 CaptainSpam: Now you have health-o-meters?
atanhel: auto level up?
Gizmoloid: Hey that target circle seems familiar!
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 ThrinagaBattleheart: !game
 sethtriggs: The slowdown after kill reminds me of "Horny Fighter" that you played before.
 Anaerin: @menomealice "Your sword is so big"
 KBKarma: @Gizmoloid Yup! It was that game that was about cyber demons or something.
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jessicaengle: Is a home run derby?
 Orxolon: 1st Watch and play of the year!!!first LRR stream of the year as well?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm confused by all of the UI plus the fact we can't get the controls to stay visible
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 tidehollowcat: up
 Orxolon: hello everybody
 Firewhiskers: Wow you got all your health back when you won that fight
 margieargie: The kill slo-mo reminds me a bit of Jedi Outcast lightsaber fights... boy I imagine that's the only way this could be remotely compared with Jedi Outcast too 
 MungoDude: so the top left bar is level/xp?
 sethtriggs: Not crates but good as
 PharaohBender27: And now there isn't even any music!
 northos: there's no ambient noise, it seems like
 jacqui_lantern234: none sound, left clang!
 KBKarma: None sound with left abilities.
 TehAmelie: that block does not do a lot, i fear
 couchboyj: The characters are all mute
 ThrinagaBattleheart: @KBKarma 
 MenomeAlice: @anaerin ...thank you 😂
 northos: @KBKarma but...they're on the right 
 pleonasticTautology: artes? like from tales of games?
 JadedCynic: *ahem*
 Firewhiskers: I recall there was a dude behind you?
MistahFixIt: Speaking as someone with a passing interest in HEMA, her technique SUUUUCKS
 sethtriggs: I wonder, is there actually a combat *system?*
 KBKarma: @northos Oh. Yes. I remember my cardinal directions.
 flikerz1: Burning clown cleave
 ProcyonFlynn: Ya' know, a roguelike where every kill makes your weapon bigger - and therefore more powerful but unwieldy?  That might have legs.
 TehAmelie: does everyone have the same sword? i was hoping there would be a big boss who had the big sword
 Nigouki: their vision is based on feeling stabbed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Women are invisible till they physically intersect with you, obviously 
 KBKarma: Target with Q?
 Firewhiskers: He's cold as ice, dripping blue flame
 lirazel64: I like the way there's no rationale or discussion about any of this.
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: @Thefluffiestguineapig thaaat would be nice some times
 bytecaster: Their vision based on movement of their health bar
 ryuhimora: To be fair, these aren't the highest heeled boots, they're probably fine to do some light swording in
kusinohki: would shields work the same way?  get bigger with every block?  blocks better, but get heavier??
 Astra7525: more of a combat assortment
 ThrinagaBattleheart: I wish all of the wonderful LRRsmans and chatters a wonderful new year 
 Diabore: the combat system is pokemon?
 accountmadeforants: Combat Animations I Found Online
 TehAmelie: i hope they don't regenerate as fast as you or faster
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 tidehollowcat: This appears to be a mildly functional souls-like
ThePov42: The lack of parry noise is bugging me way more than it should
 TehAmelie: oh, they do have health bars
 ThrinagaBattleheart: I was actually watching the W+P episode with Battle of Keys and Pears and Gray Witch right before this 
 Alahmnat: auto-estus
 Firewhiskers: Goodbye
 CaptainSpam: LAUNCH!
 KBKarma: Max Level already!
 bytecaster: Ragdolls really make everything better
 baltimore_667083: liftoff!
atanhel: max level!
 accountmadeforants: Oh dang, we're max level already
 tidehollowcat: greatsword could really use some *any* reach
 sethtriggs: LOL
 PotatoWraiths: boing
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 Firewhiskers: Your HP levelled up to 300
 ProcyonFlynn: @kusinohki Eventually you're just pushing a 10ft square bolder down a hallway at a glacial pace.
 Diabore: oh 4 is max... is game over then?
 TehAmelie: well, we maxed out this campaign
 Firewhiskers: Thanks @kristian_fischer
ThePov42: Max level...4?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone looked at Elden Ring and said "can't be that hard
 sethtriggs: You don't even get a chest open animation?!
 RebekahWSD: Ooo fancy!
 PhorrestGaze: Ah, maxed out level, Is this the end then?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did her hair color change too?
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 Nigouki: so this isn't the first time we've seen this...but is this some engine default thing of slow-motion upon death?
 TheMerricat: "Press G to switch the character "
 sethtriggs: Ahahahahaha
 GrassVortex: huh?
 Astra7525: Did you find the "mom just entered your room"key?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a different character model
 CaptainSpam: I think you're a different person at that point?
 Pinary: @DeM0nFiRe Oh hey, thanks for the gift sub!
 DoodlestheGreat: 
MistahFixIt: This scaling system leaves much to be desired
  Sarah_Serinde: Guaranteed one extra sub per 5 gifts, with the possibility of more, and today is the last day for it
 Firewhiskers: Sensibly dressed woman vs nonsensibly dressed woman
 TehAmelie: because we can only fit 5 abilities in the UI
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 tidehollowcat: Maybe if you switch armor mid combat it gives you i-frames
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 jessieimproved: inside you are two impractical armor sets
 ryuhimora: Are the characters DIFFERENT at all?
 TheMerricat: Yjsy
 DrLigmaPhD: The Double D of woman, you mean
 sethtriggs: This guy is just Scarface apparently
 KBKarma: They're polite like that.
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 KBKarma: But one reveals more?
 kristian_fischer: From the Woman With Large Sword asset pack
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   Anubis169: Flappy New Year 
 accountmadeforants: ah, the magic pixel
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 Diabore: fucking magic pixels followed us to garbage
 sethtriggs: This music is so dissonant  from what's happening. And LOL nice enemy soup
   Anubis169: yay hot fresh garbage
 SnowBuddy18: @margieargie Thanks for the gift sub!
 Firewhiskers: It'd D&D rules, need to be reduced to -1 HP to be removed from combat
atanhel: bones to helium more like it
MistahFixIt: Apparently 1 is not zero, but zero CAN be 1
 sethtriggs: "You're Winner!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Knees weak, bones spaghetti
 SajuukSjet: someone is using Floats improperly!
 bytecaster: We found the Nexus
jessicaengle:   
 KBKarma: Ah! That's how it works. Your level resets between levels.
 flikerz1: Less ragdoll and more sausagedolling
 Inari_Kitsune: It's a Stargate
ThePov42: Our level resets???
 Anaerin: Except now you're at 0xp and level 1 again.
  Sarah_Serinde: 1 bonus sub per every batch of 5, plus possible extras
 BusTed: 
 Firewhiskers: Loud music
 Ashmantle: thank you! @margieargie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Music SO LOUD
   Anubis169: so much motion blur 
 sethtriggs: This map feels so familiar
 Diabore: for every 5 subs, valorant gives 1 sub, with a chance to roll more
KeytarCat: It's very arcade hack and slash
 kristian_fischer: Kill him, he drops a sweet LARGE SWORD
 TehAmelie: apparently this is like 15 separate, tiny campaigns. wanna bet there's no bigger goal if you win all of them?
 bytecaster: Is that Frostmourne?
 Firewhiskers: Her butt is her weak point I think
 sethtriggs: Oh my goodness the chafing
 SalmirAeon: @bytecaster i was about to ask the same question
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jessicaengle: 
   Anubis169: to the MOON
 kristian_fischer: @bytecaster It hungers
 accountmadeforants: 
 KBKarma: Oh wow, yer man bodied ya.
 GrassVortex: the music is not terrible, but does not fit completely 
 sethtriggs: You got wedgie grenaded
jessicaengle: Choo choo
 Anaerin: It must be the Asian level, listen to that Shamisen go.
   Anubis169: LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WOW
 EricTheOrange: ah good old fantasy female armor, cuz everyone one loves a metal thong
 BusTed: we wibble at thee
 KBKarma: That looks like a TOS violation.
 Splash4Mirrodin: ….
  Juliamon: ohno
 GrassVortex: 
 AlistorKO: cuuuuuuuursed XD
 Inari_Kitsune: Oh my!
 Redbassist: 
 ryuhimora: Is one of these models our astronaut spacesuit
jessicaengle: 
 accountmadeforants: Time to ragdoll our way to the finish line
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wibble at thee!!!
  Sarah_Serinde: oh dear
 GapFiller: 
 sethtriggs: Dead fishin' it
 niccus: just a flesh wound
 Firewhiskers: To the subocean
jessicaengle: wheeee
 CaptainSpam: Changing characters is a physics event.  Got it.
 kristian_fischer: Welcome to 2025, everyone!
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 baltimore_667083: drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
   Anubis169: Physics!!
 SalmirAeon: well this is certainly a first
 KV1NN4: yes fish flop your way across the lands!
 Keab42: Is this Goat Simulator?
 Robot_Bones: time to hop on the deck and flop like a fish
 TehAmelie: on the first day of the new eyar, a new kind of ragdoll dropped
 Saintnex: ohhhh boi
 Rhynerd: body change your way down the hill
 Stiggis7: @Desruprot Thank youuuuu!
 CptMurphey: ah, we going to the store
 JadedCynic: "From Hell's dark heart, I stab at thee!" 
MistahFixIt: "Okay so what you're gonna wanna do is WardrobeSkip past this Mini-Boss-"
 lirazel64: Oh my
 DrLigmaPhD: Worm Mode
QmonsterGames: I was about to say I don't mind the look of the game...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Something new in W+P every time
 Alness49: So.... this is what breasting boobily looks like
 EvilBadman: Oh I've seen the tiktoks with this guy like at one depot
 ryuhimora: He'll NEVER know what hit him
 red_shoes_jeff: Flop! Flop for your life!
 Firewhiskers: I dislike that level progress doesn't carry over
 sethtriggs: Well that's another invoice for QA in the bag ahaha
 Cptasparagus: *zither intensifies*
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 butt_ghost: whjat in the asian tubular bells
 ThrinagaBattleheart: Also the graphics setting is "Hight"
 RubikDarkwill: You're level 1 again
 tidehollowcat: There's a character that basically does that in Claymore.  That manga rules
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OutstandingPoliteChoughSSSsss-MP9KLBF8xdvSLUEK
 Gekyouryuu: oh, here's something rad: Popeye and Tintin are public domain as of today, though Popeye getting powered up by spinach is still copyrighted
 jessicaengle: @Charlie_Victor7 Thank you for the gift sub! Happy New Garbage Year
   Anubis169: what's keeping us up here?
 Keab42: Lots of invisible walls so likely they couldn't be bothered with fall damage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or just invisible walls so you can't try
 KBKarma: GeneriChinese music.
 EricTheOrange: TBF this seems more compitent than the usual W+P asset flip
 TehAmelie: obviously now we need to write a Tintin who loves spinach
 sethtriggs: These pants rare specced for the brush
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HonorableFlirtyMetalOSsloth-EaGCU_KkBG6FChWb
 sethtriggs: NO fall damage
 F2AceDagger: @Charlie_Victor7 thanks for the gift sub
 Firewhiskers: Who's looking forward to Elden Ring Fortnite?
 kristian_fischer: He made the wrong choise. No congrulations for him.
 sethtriggs: That felt like a height that should've hurt. Also ahahaha anyone have Shazam to find out this song?
 jessicaengle:  
 Firewhiskers: Yes, Nightrein
   Anubis169: same thing isn't it?
 EricTheOrange: I'd say more elden ring monster hunter
 Robot_Bones: Elderwatch
 CaptainSpam: There's a lot of level to this level compared to the first one.
 flikerz1: It's just official seamless co-op right?
 KBKarma: Are they foilowing you?
   Anubis169: levels are lovely
 accountmadeforants: Ye
 Alness49: Elden Ring Roguelike at the very least
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: is fine
 PharaohBender27: 
Critterbot: 
 sethtriggs: Hear you just fine
 kynelwynn: Rogue-lite in that there's three "paths" you take over the three days until the boss
 Metric_Furlong: volume's fine here
 MungoDude: dark souls pubg
 EvilBadman: The only fortnite thing night reign has is a shrinking zone
 TehAmelie: i thought it was just three players. sort of Elden Ring For Honor
 kristian_fischer: Volume is fine
 JoannaTastic: @sethtriggs Kind of sounds like Legally Distinct Tubular Bells
 Cptasparagus: the music is kind of all over the place so its hard to say
 KBKarma: Giant lady.
 PotatoWraiths: like they're trying to do interesting landscapes, but that involves just...not rendering things
 sethtriggs: You're Winner!
 LordShadner: and moveset
 jessicaengle: There was a sale on swords at the grocery store
 DrLigmaPhD: They have a brand ddeal
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: list 2?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Probably because the sword is essential to whatever movement pack they bought
 CaptainSpam: Avoid.  Just avoid the shift key.
   Anubis169: great blue text on grey background
 KV1NN4: is that SEXY TOGGLE perhaps so that in case your mom walks in on you playing with skimpy babe...?
 Robot_Bones: don't want your claymore to run out of Clipazines
Gizmoloid: I'm out! Gotta reload my big sword!
 sethtriggs: Sexy toggle LOL
Desruprot: reload sword
 Thefluffiestguineapig: -.-
 EricTheOrange: um... is that the *bow chika wow wow mode*
 sethtriggs: But there's not even any gainaxing!
 A_Dub888: @Robot_Bones Claypazine
lexiconjurer: It's so dumb it's brilliant!
 Firewhiskers: Who remembers when games had the Boss Key?
 CaptainSpam: Well, it's *hilarious*, but still tragic.
   Anubis169: hey it saves modders having to put it in
 JadedCynic: it's "The Boss Key: The Next Generation"
 vanman229: Patch notes: Nerf ass
 PotatoWraiths: @lexiconjurer no! it's just dumb!
 sethtriggs: I remember Boss Keys!
 KBKarma: N had that, actually.
 ryuhimora: Please don't nerf the ass
 jessicaengle: Kind of surprised that isn't a ubiquitous feature of games
   Anubis169: pause, minimise
 sethtriggs: they would pop up a spreadsheet
 kristian_fischer: The Boss Key that brought up the spreadsheet!
 KBKarma: Oh yes!
 TehAmelie: "control maps laid out by someone who's never seen a mouse", that's a new one
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 Tuples: Hi.  Happy new year!
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 kynelwynn: It would swap you out of Solitaire into a spreadsheet
 miniMacGuru: I remember one that would pop up a fake spreadsheet, but I don't remember the game.
 OldUncleDan: Leasure Suit Larry, for instance.
 Gekyouryuu: so, the non-sexy version looks like a budget Ciri cosplay, and then you can swap her to much less clothing.... so instead of The Witcher it's The Stripper?
 warpstonewarlock: I remember that...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dodododo
Mister_BlueSky: The browser I'm on has a button that does that exact thing NOW.
 sethtriggs: Going to the store for cake apparently
 PharaohBender27: "But your job doesn't even involve spreadsheeting . . ."
 JadedCynic: Lesiure Suit Larry 1  @miniMacGuru
 MungoDude: yeah I think leisure suit larry 1 brought up a bar graph
MistahFixIt: Theory: We don't have Boss Keys anymore because they don't make games that run on Office Computers anymore
 KBKarma: @miniMacGuru I remember one that did that as well.
   Anubis169: the modern ones, yeah
 JadedCynic: twice
  Juliamon: It's all innuendo
 kristian_fischer: No, it's Innuendo The Game
UtilityPunk: 
 Blip2004: I heard of people using foot pedals to toggle the games for when people walked past
 JadedCynic: it's bawdy
 CouldntPickAUsername: your character does have sex
 ArdCollider: there’s one censored bit in the first one.
 sethtriggs: We had to work hard for our porn back then
MistahFixIt: I mean, the internet's right over there-
 PigmyWurm: I think they did one on talking sim?
   Anubis169: it's a lot of American Pie style grossout humour
 JadedCynic: it's "Porky's: the Video Game" 
 kristian_fischer: @MistahFixIt No Internet back then.
 Manae: boobs_16x16.bmp
   Anubis169: ooo DS9 mug
  Simriel: Woods porn is what I always called it
 JadedCynic: @Anubis169 yes!
 Metric_Furlong: people make porn of forests?
 EricTheOrange: beating the game you got to have sex, or at least were told you did, it wasn't graphic
 sethtriggs: You had BBSes. Wonder if people did ASCII porn pics on BBS
GazzyInferno: woods porn is not a thing i ever encountered, yeah
MistahFixIt: @kristian_fischer - Oh well you'
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I learned about it from an old Feed Dump with Beej
MistahFixIt: need to find Beej';s wood porn
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I did encounter forest porn when I was a kid.
 RebekahWSD: The forest, well, copse near me was for actual sex, not porn magazines. Also smoking there.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: oh, so not tasteful nudes of Forrest Gump
 BusTed: oh yeaah
 PotatoWraiths: oh yeah
 sethtriggs: Heh!
 CaptainSpam: So you're saying, if you go out in the woods today, you're in for a big surprise?
 KBKarma: If you go down to the woods today, you're sure to find some porn.
 SkylerRingtail: If you go into the woods today, you're in for a *big* surprise
  Simriel: It's Old Protestant Men who can't wank at home XD
 fuzzy_died: IT IS REAL
 Astra7525: what
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The stickiest magazine
 GrassVortex: sounds very much like a fey trap 
 fuzzy_died: sorry
UtilityPunk: People would stash their magazines that way lol
 Forgebold: I've never found woods porn, just woods pokémon cards
 Forgotten_Sanity: found a vhs tape once
 Kipstar: yeah that was a thing
 chrono2x: I spent a good amount of time in the woods as a child and I never saw woods porn
 KBKarma: @CaptainSpam Same hat!
 DeM0nFiRe: Oh yeah the poop knife
 JusticeJuice: Yup
 ShaneLeeAtk: Oh, that was behind the superintendent's office
 warpstonewarlock: the what now?
 pleonasticTautology: oh, yeah, the piss mug.
 TehAmelie: i remember finding woods porn not in the actual woods beyond the school but in a patch with like 5 trees between two apartment buildings
UtilityPunk: Easier than hiding under the bed
zigboy22: that is a thing never experenced it
 GrassVortex: it was quite real 
 CaptainSpam: @KBKarma Ha! 
 TheMerricat: https://www.reddit.com/r/hdtgm/comments/16z8837/we_gotta_talk_about_porn_in_the_woods/
 RebekahWSD: Now I have the teddy bear picnic in my head! Noooo
 Tuples: How does EVERYONE know about the poop know?!
   Anubis169: You'd just find somebody permanently stuck staring at a Fey Trap cursed playboy mag
 Alness49: You jerk it to woods porn and the Fae get your libido.
 lirazel64: That actually happened to my school hiking group.
 kristian_fischer: If you go down to the woods today, bring a gym sock?
 betweenmyself: there was a large ziplock bag with a magazine stashed in a bush about two blocks from my childhood home
 Gekyouryuu: the first time I ever saw a woman's naked nethers was on the side of the road near the woods in winter when my step-dad and I stopped for something unrelated and it was just THERE
 EricTheOrange: I've never seen it myself but It was something I heard about growing up in the 80s
QmonsterGames: sometimes universities will have Quad Porn
KeytarCat: A friend of mine's hs had a sex tent in the woods beyond the campus...
 margieargie: The woods I grew up in had basically nobody else around to leave anything
 JadedCynic: because when you shoplifted pornomag, you couldn't take it HOME - mom would find it.  so you stashed it in 'that place you and your friends hang out in'
 DrLigmaPhD: Geocaching smut
  Simriel: Oh it wasn't as elaborate as ziplocked bag
Sergue_Thorien: I've been in many forests and have never seen NSFW printed media
 warpstonewarlock: this actually explains that one Feed Dump joke I couldn't understand
 TheMerricat: "I have the answers. As a kid I would steal porn mags. This was super common. Most kids couldn’t bring it home and were afraid to get caught with it. So they would stash it and often never go back for it. Then other kids would come across it and do the same. So neighborhoods would just have porn mags in the most random places. "
zigboy22: 
 sethtriggs: Geocaching but X-rated
 lirazel64: The point
 AugmentingPath: it is vital that the cylinder remain unharmed
 Metric_Furlong: oh the cylinder
 KBKarma: When I was a callow youth, I lived in a country which didn't really have woods. We *could* go out to the bush, and then get et by a lion or something.
  Simriel: Oh The Normal Sized Cylinder?
BurgerGamer: I need to keep the cylinder intact
 cobthegreat: Mine also had a bmx course
Kelderan: How much garbage have I missed. Just got here.
 Uzumaki15: That was also not an experience I had at any point, granted our woods weren't the most hospitable in terms of layout
 KBKarma: Oh yeah, the cylinder.
 A_Dub888: you think people made treasure maps that lead to where they hid they're porn?
   Anubis169: 
 BlueMechanic: We need to give children better literature. I'm going to leave Tolstoy novels in the woods instead
 SageofShadowzF: There was an abandoned house around the corner form where I grew up with a collection of various mags
   Anubis169: LOL
 JadedCynic: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's amazing
 BusTed: nice
 sethtriggs: Yah migt not work for cities like mine. But seems plausible for the exurbs.
 TheMerricat: Did no one else just raid their parents porn supply when they weren't home?
 fastlane250: Oh yeah, I remember that from DB
zigboy22: OH the tick toc
 OldUncleDan: Farms frequently had an old building with a porn stash.
 Saintnex: ohh right, I remember that
 Joda011980: the husband could not have it at home, but had disposable income enough to buy a magazine  every month
 Diabore: the one you shared at DB?
 jj_q: Aka geogashing
 tidehollowcat: I've seen some particularly good variations of it
ThePov42: I only found spots in the woods where people stashed empty booze bottles and broken bowling balls
 Forgebold: I can't ever look at the word 'cylinder' the same after seeing that
 Gekyouryuu: I remember that TikTok from DB
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, there was this little forest area at the end of my neighborhood. It had a "treehouse" and porn.
 raulghoulia: Graham your Peter Cullen is great
 sethtriggs: @jj_q ahahahaha
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 KBKarma: Goodbye lady.
 JadedCynic: @SageofShadowzF wow, shelter, too?  LUXURY - nice! 
 Forgebold: the ominous peanits snipperm'n
 CouldntPickAUsername: put some peanuts under your pillow for the peanut snipper man
 sethtriggs: Is he naked?
 red_shoes_jeff: There's a small forest surrounded by a bunch of row houses near my place. I'm not gonna go looking for porn, because trees are always falling over there, and I don't wanna die.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did the "peanut snipper man" get me so bad? I'm crying now
that1_shyguy: Why'd I think you were gonna say "We are the Gorgonites" in that voice
 TehAmelie: not to be negative but i think we have seen this game by now
 KBKarma: Isn't that a puttym'n? From Power Rangers?
   Anubis169: it's a newbie ok?
MistahFixIt: He looks like an Ash Golem from Skyrim
 tidehollowcat: "In the Canadian Arctic straight up not finding it, and by it, well, let's justr say, the Northwest pessege." is my favorite I've come across
 EricTheOrange: as a man in my 40's I get not getting memes, but it's weird when other 40 somethings do get them.
QmonsterGames: I don't think we can ever understand just how big our sword is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a swamp style cemetery
   Anubis169: We've defo been here
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: an actual attacking enemy though
 10of9: It looks like RE6
 sethtriggs: @EricTheOrange Heh heh heh heh!
 JadedCynic: @red_shoes_jeff yeah, I'd guess it doesn't happen much anymore, because kids have access to 'google image search Safe Search Off' now 
KeytarCat: You shot Swansea here!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where the flooding is so frequent you can't bury people
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 DrLigmaPhD: There's 4 teenagers and a sentient dog hunting ghosts nearby
   Anubis169: it looks like that russian existential cemetary keeper game
 KBKarma: Probably because it's cheaper to get.
 incslayer: EMPTY YOUR MIND!
OmnipotentTrevor: Isn't the "jorkin" thing a joke from Pat and Woolie's podcast? Can't believe it became that big of a meme
 lamina5432: hows the garbage
 sethtriggs: Are we going to get some Enya tracks in here?
 FarleyF: whoi can say where the trash goes, where the garbage flows, only Graham knows
 GlennSeto: Yeah, can't you just picture your goddamn fucking tree.
 aWabbajack: LRRSMR Vol 2
   Anubis169: the five nights at freddy's cemetary ripoff game
 Anaerin: This is "Stacy's Mom" paulstretched 500%
 TehAmelie: it's a little like that scientifically designed relaxing song Weightless
 kristian_fischer: You are not entering a state of complete relaxation :PROLONGED FART NOISE:
 jessicaengle: okay byeeee
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would laugh very hard at LRRSMR narrating W+P
 KBKarma: LRR cultivators?
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 PharaohBender27: Um
 10of9: The graveyard level looked like it was copied from Leon's campaign in Resident Evil 6
 sethtriggs: Are the portals just random asset rooms?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is
 Anaerin: No, they're just all very tall.
 sethtriggs: Oh wow this reminds me of what happens when you would see old letterbox movies on your 4:3 TV
 EricTheOrange: I have a question for other ADD or autism people in chat?  they say in mediation you have to empty your mind, but I literally can not.  Is that more of an ADD thing or an autism thing?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where you don't care, end of sentence
 better_seasons: ohh so dark souls 2
 Firewhiskers: Isn't this combat something you want to keep doing over and over? XD
Master_Gunner: On one hand, it worked for Quake. On the other hand, this game is no Quake.
 KBKarma: Is there any actual progression here?
goombalax: this person designed a cool sword and then tried to make a game to put it in
 KV1NN4: ah the Bard got back from Break
 sethtriggs: That squish effect I remember on some prints of Towering Inferno , where it was a widescreen
  Foxmar320: Hello
 PharaohBender27: @EricTheOrange I honestly don't know 
 Anaerin: When you had an Anamorphic VHS.
 JadedCynic: oh GOD
 sethtriggs: It was squished sometimes, this would happen in rare cases. Lights would be turned oval instead of circular
 JadedCynic: it was bad
MistahFixIt: P&S was "okay" at best, and "atrocious" at worst
 creasehearst: @EricTheOrange if you have no visual imagination, you might be dealing with Aphantasia
 Alahmnat: holy hell that would be awful
 Firewhiskers: I hear that the VHS copy of The People's Joker is pan-and-scan and Drew made it hilarious.
  Texan_Reverend: That idea makes me ill, Alex.
 Gekyouryuu: oh, chat, I share an image that made Cam laugh. Kurosawa Phase 2 on Criterion+ : https://64.media.tumblr.com/52af7f068e83ebe54d7dc34b5460d5bf/25c3150af3b87b73-c2/s1280x1920/4e3578b2cbf95d9519c33e0b8da6f7b13b59ca1d.jpg
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Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
   Anubis169: I have Lawrence of Arabia Pan'n'Scan on VHS Alex, I can digitise it for you
 EricTheOrange: @goombalax I'm betting none of these assets were made by the dev.
 sethtriggs: I got to see pan and scan too
 Firewhiskers: @Gekyouryuu Nice
QmonsterGames: Lawrence of Arabia pan and scan removes all the cinematography
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude, that's hilarious
 PharaohBender27: @Gekyouryuu 
 EricTheOrange: @creasehearst no just that I cannot make my mind stop thinking things.
 GapFiller: Super Wide
 TimIAm: What is pan and scan?
 Astra7525: 21:9 I think
 KBKarma: 17mm, God's calibre.
 fastlane250: Wiiiiiiiiiiiide
 Alahmnat: it's like 3 movie screens wide
 sethtriggs: Yeah that's no fun!
 TimIAm: Please film-lighten me oh wise Graham
 kumatsu: Fun fact, I can directly trace ancestry to the real Lawrence of Arabia
 jessicaengle: I reccomend Watching it, it's worth your time.
 BlueMechanic: the important thing is not minding it hurts
   Anubis169: there are SO many cut-tos
MistahFixIt: Its what ruins Coppola's cinematography
  Foxmar320: Uhhhhhh
Lysander_salamander: what in the heck
  Foxmar320: Is she ok
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The one dude who knows we are still animate 
 KBKarma: @kumatsu Oh neat!
  Foxmar320: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: She is just resting
GazzyInferno: staight up sharkin it
 sethtriggs: This is an appropriate sound for Sexy Toggle
 TehAmelie: dead but still dressing like a queen
 JadedCynic: "I didn't hear no bell!" 
  Texan_Reverend: Several of my home televisions are still 4:3 tube TVs.
 itomeshi: We're explaining 4:3? Oh god, I'm crumbling to dust.
   Anubis169: double-cutting shit is AWFUL
 LavenderCreations: @erictheorange that sounds more ADHD, but also the goal isn't to -not- think, but to just not hold onto to or focus on the random thoughts, just let them drift on by
Lysander_salamander: deeply silly take
 kristian_fischer: Ah yes, the black bars that hid things...
Mister_BlueSky: I remember a family member being like "if it's not FULL FRAME, you can just take it back".
 RealGamerCow: some movies did pan and scan to censor as well.
 TimIAm: oh no
 JadedCynic: you're STEALING stuff from me behind those bars!"  gawd, the idiots....
 ClodiumSoride: this what that sign at the end of "going to the store" forbids
savageneil1: or you use other shots.
   Anubis169: I also have Superman 1978 Pan'n'Scan 
 TimIAm: That's really fascinating
 GapFiller: theres a small subset of old films that had phun w/ Pan & Scan by sticking stuff in the parts of the screen that got missed out
   Anubis169: it's awful
 sethtriggs: Camera collision?
 Alahmnat: you gotta keep the subject in frame
 kristian_fischer: Alex was briefly inside her butt.
 jj_q: When my magicarp was magically transformed into a beautiful woman
 Angreed66: Honestly I'm on team black bars top and bottom.
 Anaerin: Fun fact: In the UK we got Widescreen TV multiple years before HD came around, and broadcast TV had a set of signals in the VBlank to indicate what aspect ratio the feed is in. Most stuff was in 14:9, which could be squished to 4:3 or stretched to 16:9 with noticable but tolerable distortion.
 Firewhiskers: @Angreed66 Only because TVs are larger than like 14 inches
 GreyThey: Early DVDs were even double-sided, with widescreen on one side and pan-and-scan on the other
 GrassVortex: and given how much effort editors spend to make sure the action is easy to track, that is blasphemy
 ClodiumSoride: the clothes-changing flopping, iI mean
 Firewhiskers: Young people, TVs used to be very very tiny compared with today's
UtilityPunk: You can find a pan-and-scan superimposition example of Lawrence of Arabia on Youtube
 AlistorKO: working at circuit city back when we had DVDs that were fullscreen and widescreen versions... hoo boy having to explain the difference so many times
 Doc_Layzah: Original Ghostbusters was particularly awful pan-n-scan
 PharaohBender27: I vaguely remember a TV showing of Ben Hur doing pan-and-scan and then *switching* to black bars for the chariot race
 DoodlestheGreat: Ah yes, I grew up in the days of pan & scan.
 Alahmnat: @AlistorKO And accidentally getting the wrong one...
Gizmoloid: don't worry, Pan and Scan is back for modern audiences in tiktoks and yt shorts only now it's even worse 
 JadedCynic: BUT ALEX - They™ are STEALING MY TV FROM ME!  
 sethtriggs: I have occasionally seen programs where they didn't pan and scan and just compressed the 16:9 to 4:3
 EricTheOrange: I remember their was a scene in Jurassic park that was just gone from the VHS version because they couldn't make it fit on a CRT
 Nigouki: well...technically...Open Matte does exist
KeytarCat: Intentional use of medium is lost in translation to any other medium, even different formats of the same medium!
 TehAmelie: continuing today with family members who can't stand it if you don't fullscreen a Netflix window so you get black bars instead of a seeing Firefox at the top of the screen
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I worked at Best Buy around the time DVDs were starting to take off. I remember them selling Full Screen and Wide Screen versions.
  Foxmar320: lol
 AlistorKO: I would have customers going "I don't want them cutting picture out of my movie! So I'm going FULLSCREEN!" (which cuts picture out of the movie)
 sethtriggs: Ahahaaaha I remember that warning
 electric_claire: The funny thing is that 4:3 often hid information since TV shows would still be filmed on widescreen film
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I genuinely love media history time with various LRR members, it's so fun listening to them talk about it
 PigmyWurm: I will say in a very small defense of people back then. If you have a 12 inch 4:3 tv, when you leterbox it everything does get pretty small
   Anubis169: G: My bug bear is double-cutting 4:3 or 16:9 for vertical format phones.
  Foxmar320: I remember that as well
 L0rdX33n: I forgot it was Wednesday! Hello frens
 JadedCynic: "This is going to happen. don't panic"
 GreyThey: They *did* add black bars for some things. As a result, you could end up with bars on all sides, depending on how you showed it.
 GasCityGaming: people still do that today with the black bars for mvies
 RossIrelandPrime: I was driven nuts on a long bus trip with two skids talking about "stupid mode" because of the black bars
 PharaohBender27: @AlistorKO Ugh 
 GlennSeto: Kudos to, say, Soul Reaver to originally letterbox its amazing intro cutscene.
 sethtriggs: LOL
 MungoDude: what's worse is trying to play 4:3 aspect ratio games on a 16:9 monitor or TV, and only having it stretched with no option to pillarbox it
 PharaohBender27: Right! I now remember this
 Jillexie: Back in the day when it was hard to find widescreen versions of the Star Wars Trilogy.
 jessicaengle: Awwwwww
QmonsterGames: Mia and I just finished DS9
 EricTheOrange: cute
 Forgotten_Sanity: I once watched someone buy Lord of the Rings in full screen because they hated the bars
 GapFiller: speaking of CRT's dae read that Ars Technica story over the Festive Period abt the guy who saved that Absolute Unit giant CRT in Japan from going to the dump when the restaurant it was at got refurbished
 Firewhiskers: Who remembers that the Sega Game Gear had a tv tuner so you could watch TV on it?
 Alahmnat: oh lord I hate the recutting of 4:3 into 16:9
 Nigouki: iirc Law & Order was filmed in wide screen from the beginning too, from like the early 90s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, it's fascinating
 Blip2004: my problem with the black bars (which is still a thing with new media on new screens) is that no one will pick a standard and stick to it
 JadedCynic: the Internet merely let us realize how many....'below average' people are out there...they were always there, we were just blissfully ignorant from them
 Decaped: Lots and lots of things that are now in shot, heh.
 GlennSeto: That would be so much work.
 jessicaengle: They were framing for 4:3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And the boom mics are in shot
 Firewhiskers: ';;;;;;;;;;;;;
 Firewhiskers: Dammit cat
 electric_claire: Gimme that boom mic!
 sethtriggs: Oh noooooooo
 Fruan: Look at the Buffy remasters for why you don't uncrop something. Ugh.
 KBKarma: Right, I'm gonna bounce. See yez in the VoDs.
 RockPusher: They had hard enough time keeping booms and light stands out of shot in the 4:3 safe zone 
 jessicaengle: Kitty!
   Anubis169: Fun fact, if you digitise VHS, you can accidentally get the overscan information up the top which is the tracking signal 
 ThrinagaBattleheart: A random light
 Nigouki: just a dude in pink short shorts holding a boom mic
 EvilBadman: Buff on Netflix has that issue famously
 Viewers_Like_You: I'll be honest, I'd love to watch some of that
 EvilBadman: Buffy
 DrLigmaPhD: Reminds me of all the shots where you see a boom or something in shot
 TheMerricat: So for those of you who felt like the whole "I hate letterboxing" movement was stupid. I just want to remind you that we are talking about SDTV resolution and more likely than not you were watching on a 17 inch or smaller screen. Those black bars didn't hide something, but they DID mean that the viewable watching area was SO much smaller.
 GapFiller: iirc ratio differences were also a reason why PAL NTSC conversion was so finicky back in the day
 Blip2004: oh yeah, Stargate SG1 suffers from that and can't be made widescreen
 TehAmelie: Everything Everywhere All at Once switches aspect ratios all over the place and i don't think people even notice it. . .
 Decaped: I like all the black paper taped over glass that is now visible on HD.
 jessicaengle: I'd still watch that in widescreen.
 RockPusher: yup
 RockPusher: Buffy just has the setups
 GlennSeto: They could probably do it by doing a TON of digital touch up.
  Texan_Reverend: @firewhiskers I loved the TV tuner for the Game Gear.
 Anaerin: We *Still* get the stupid situation where you have a HDTV, displaying an SD feed of a HD source, so you end up with pillarboxes AND letterboxes. Which drives me UP THE WALL.
thavleifrim: I wonder if it would have been possible to put something else in the "black bar" area even just some static image, might have made the transition easier for people
 TuringsGhost: One scene in Firefly you can see Wash flying Serenity with no controls.
 ProcyonFlynn: Like the black papers over the background screens to block glare - but sure didn't translate to HD very well 
 AlistorKO: When the Simpsons hit on Disney+, Disney cropped all the episodes in such a way so the 4:3 picture fit widescreen, so they cropped top and bottom
 A_Catastrophic_Success: I was in a Suncoast store, sold dvds, where a guy was arguing that pan & scan was better because “You don’t have the black bars, you get more movie!” Everyone else in the store, me included, was trying to explain that NO, you’re wrong
 JadedCynic: I have a new hobby for 2025 - find these and watch them!
 EricTheOrange: I remember hearing that when they put the simpsons on streaming they croped it for some reason and some of the jokes don't work
 Firewhiskers: @Texan_Reverend HEck yeah
   Anubis169: Babylon 5 was shot in 16:9 because they saw it coming
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 GrassVortex: I remember seeing some early cut of a movie where you could see the boom and camera stuff at the edges as it was not cropped yet
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   Anubis169: which is why the re-issues are better than the originals
 sethtriggs: @thavleifrim You just taught me a thing, 'pillarboxes!' I wondered if there was a term for that.
 HadesLeprechaun: also artistically, you don't want extra image that wasn't intended to be shown
 Viewers_Like_You: I mean, I can't argue with not doing unnecessary work
 Alahmnat: 
 JadedCynic:  alex 
 BlueMechanic: I remember seeing accidental wideshots for Malcolm and the Middle. Half empty classrooms and stand ins we weren't supposed to see
  Foxmar320: Yay!
   Anubis169: BEAR!!
 PharaohBender27: 🐻 ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This could be great
 iris_of_ether: Bear bear bear beaaaaaar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Um
 Astra7525: I so much hope that Limbo of the Lost has made it onto your list
 Aarek: apparently a lot of the earlier costumes had to be improved as the tv resolutions got higher and higher
 sethtriggs: That is concerning
 ThrinagaBattleheart: Don't worry about the games! 
 warpstonewarlock: bear bear bear@
   Anubis169: ok that's loud
 jessicaengle: I wish I could watch TNG with my dad.  I'm happy imagining you two enjoying it together  
 Firewhiskers: Quitting the game
 TehAmelie: Gail Simone simulator!
 baltimore_667083: this has death in capital letters written all over it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOO
 Dog_of_Myth: WHY
MistahFixIt: OH THAT UI
  Foxmar320: oh honey no
 DoodlestheGreat: It's bearly possible.
 sethtriggs: Oh that hurts to read
 EricTheOrange: pls turn down
 lirazel64: Loud!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The formatting hurts
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Time for a bunch of 2/2s for 2.
 JadedCynic: sound settings....please?
 kristian_fischer: MY EYES!
 DrLigmaPhD: Disappointed, wrong type of bear
 L0rdX33n: Interface-chan why?!
 MolaMolaphant: just saw a vid about the batman animated film, which was given a theatrical release halfway through, but because it's animated, they got to add stuff to the sides for widescreen and to top and bottom for 4:3, so there's *no version* that has all of the content
 Firewhiskers: Is this Honey Heist?
 Gaelan_Maestro: oh sweet baby yoda X.X
 jj_q: Please synch up my phone with video of the directors watching the filming
 GlennSeto: I believe ER was shot AND produced in widescreen, so the DVD sets were actually a treat.
 electric_claire: Some shows did plan ahead an uncrop well but yeah, most of them have that. In the widescreen version of friends you can see the edges of the set.
   Anubis169: 2160p yay
 MrGibberish: That color scheme is something
 Alness49: Caught in 4k
  Texan_Reverend: Audio should also be turned down.
 RockPusher: I have non-special edition DVDs of the original trilogy - it *is* widescreen, in a letterboxed 4:3 source - it is infuriating
 JadedCynic: oh my dylexia
 GrassVortex: I have no idea what mood they are going for. The store picture and main menu are *very* different 
 JadedCynic: WHAT???
 Carlioo: Finally a game I can play in swedish
 sethtriggs: Why way down
 jessicaengle: So many birbs
 Viewers_Like_You: The ambient whoosh is quite a lot
 Saintnex: this is almost un bear able
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do the cupid shuffle with these controls
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UM
 jonnykefka: create a LOBBY. This is multiplayer
 SkylerRingtail: More portals
 lirazel64: Very Loud
 sethtriggs: OH NOO
   Anubis169: volume's a bit much
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bear has a beer gut?
 OldUncleDan: Game sound is loud.
 CuteTeaGoat: loud
 Viewers_Like_You: Oh, but no more ambient here apparently
 lirazel64: BEES!
 Mazrae: That wind is crazy
 RealGamerCow: Bloom set to maximum, check.
 Cptasparagus: Trine: Bears
   Anubis169: 
 PharaohBender27: Thank you
 L0rdX33n: woob woob woob
 JadedCynic: tyvm 
 TehAmelie: good
 Angreed66: Another portal asset pack collection?
 AlistorKO: WUBWUB-WUBWUB
goombalax: bear idle dance spotted
QmonsterGames: THe Way of Bear
 jj_q: What is cupid shuffle? Also why doesn't steam remember my prefered button configs and auto apply??
   Anubis169: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait
   Anubis169: LOL
 MungoDude: 
 Firewhiskers: Oh it's synced to the music
  Foxmar320: 
 PotatoWraiths: LMAO
 jessicaengle: D:
 GasCityGaming: that bear dead
 sethtriggs: Oh goodness
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Unexpected brutality
 niccus: oh nice a crash bandicoot
 PharaohBender27: 
 lirazel64: Bare bear, in underwear.
 Nigouki: the real fun stuff is occasional open matte HDTV broadcasts where it was filmed in 1.85:1 on film because taht was the film stock. Cropped to 2.35:1 as intended framing aspect ratio and what's on all the Blu-rays, but somewhere in like Sweden a pay-per-view movie channel somehow got an open matte 16:9 scan of the film to broadcast without letterboxing.
 Angnor33: New Prince of Persia DLC?
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 prankprogenitus: woohoo bad games go!
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 GlennSeto: Basically Crash 5.
 sethtriggs: Are you locked to one plane?
 eleric937: congrats on 100k on the mtg channel!
 JadedCynic: Eddy Poe called, he wants his pendulum back
 ThrinagaBattleheart: If they were clever, they would have the hitboxes on the tips of the spikes maybe, not the whole spike
 kynelwynn: what are alll your buttons?
thavleifrim: oh I bet they did think they were making the next crash bandicoot
 aWabbajack: same devs as the alt f4 game?
 TehAmelie: i immediately think of the game where you control a flock of Jesus followers, begging the question, does a bear beat God?
 Firewhiskers: Is this Rhythm Cafe now?
Gizmoloid: first three Harry Potter movies have a weird version floating around that was broadcast in 16 : 9 instead of 2.39 : 1 Somehow some channel got their hands on version that didn't have top and bottom chopped off and CGI doesn't reach those areas of the screen
 aWabbajack: reminds me of that
 Alahmnat: why would you make this in Unreal?
 AugmentingPath: Trappist's Union Local 1293, tyvm
 L0rdX33n: Chopermedoober, from the Gailic for "cut your bear in half"
 FelanEntane: man this music kind of sounds like a remix of the outer limits? if im thinking of the right show
   Anubis169: re: crash bandicoot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not sure
   Anubis169: can you break the boxes?
 Astra7525: break it perhaps? do you have an attack?
 korvys: Not being *actually* constrained in 2d seems... bad
 eleric937: 100 100 100 100 100
 JadedCynic: 3d modelled for 2d gameplay...
 sethtriggs: Feedback is for closers
 Viewers_Like_You: I'm wondering if there's a ground pound or some such to interact with box
 UnboundLaconicness: Do you have to *break* the boxes?
 GrassVortex: this looks and feels like the student projects I was a part of at uni 
 EricTheOrange: on the W+P scale, game compitent, is like an 8/10
 Astra7525: It IS Crash bandicoot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's no interaction indication except for your death
 Firewhiskers: Bennett FOddy's Bear in the Woods
 GlennSeto: Chun Li main
 kynelwynn: It is Crash Bandicoot
 NightValien28: how very crash
 jonnykefka: the save are a lie
 Serpens77: maybe you need to break the save box?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Attack the box?
 sethtriggs: No checkpoint wowwww
 Denny40k: This bear feels like it might end up haunting my dreams
 Sorator13: I was listening from the other room, and I wasn't sure which kind of "bear" this game involved, and nothing you said clarified at all. And now I see there is a third kind of bear which I hadn't thought of!
   Anubis169: it's crash Bearicoot
 TehAmelie: Crash Bear!
GazzyInferno: bear's breaking the pipes
 JadedCynic: time to crate was like seconds...
 AugmentingPath: Well Crash my Bandicoots
goombalax: moonshine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, isn't that that one kick from a specific fighting game?
 korvys: Oh, that explains the *slight* 3D freedom
 SkylerRingtail: Is there a honey meter in the upper right?
 AbraPSI: Bear Tatsumaki
 Nigouki: your Jarate in the top right is filling up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's the one that Ben modded into RE4
 LarkSachrosis: Hitting the side of the spike is lethal, F.
 LordShadner: attack the boxes? ATTACK the BOXES!
 sethtriggs: Do pandas eat honey?
 Alahmnat: Spin Bearnicoot
 TheAwkes: Or is it..... Piss?
  Foxmar320: Ive got to show you the Crash minigame for Pummel Party Graham. It's so good
 Robot_Bones: oh bother
 EricTheOrange: jarate!
 Shurtal: one bear one jar
 sethtriggs: Yay!
 northos: functional mechanics?!
 Pheonix888: Hurrah, so long since I have been able to observe the playing live
 GlennSeto: Is this why you don't disturb bears? Because they all train like the marines?
 Greyah: The laziest tatsu I ever did see.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is very "the Crash Bandicoot we have at home"
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Spinning Bear Kick!
 UnknownFriday: Did you just kick down a tree?
 PharaohBender27: @Pheonix888 Welcome! Same here - think my last was the Prayer Warriors anniversary stream
 EricTheOrange: this is missing the fun Crash sound effects.
 Astra7525: THe music slaps at least
 TehAmelie: those two saws are like they looked at a basic Mario platform puzzle and thought how can we make it opposite?
MistahFixIt: Impatience, it'll getcha every time
 sethtriggs: Well at least the obstacles are attached to machinery or something
 AugmentingPath: Personal Bearst
 GlennSeto: I beat that one traversal puzzle in Dead Cells the other day, I feel for ya.
 Firewhiskers: This is unbearable
 CuteTeaGoat: i think you're obligated to get PB on this run
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Could be piss
 UnknownFriday: I think in this case PB is peanut butter to go with the honey you're picking up.
 EvilBadman: Music has big Halloween theme vibes
 stippledotter: I'm really vibng to this Not Halloween Remix
 LordShadner: this music reminds me of Parasyte Eve
 jonnykefka: was that an idle animation?
 sethtriggs: This feels suspect
 OldUncleDan: All that Honey is  a SCAM!
thavleifrim: this game probably has wild speedrunning bugs yet to be discovered
 PotatoWraiths: the WUH is hilarious
 RealGamerCow: is he doing the dance from Pulp Fiction?
 TheMerricat: From one of the reviews: "Spend two hours and only made it to level 2, was quite a fun experience." - don't worry about PB's Alex. 
 jonnykefka: this game has actual design, I'm shocked
 MehallD: And your isnt G?
 EvilBadman: @stippledotter same hat
 kynelwynn: @LoadingReadyRun G, Have you seen "What the Car"?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game works super well
 itomeshi: And it's got a decent beat.
 stippledotter: @evilbadman lol yes, nice observation
MistahFixIt: I want a cup of that spike's hitbox
KeytarCat: You've become invested!
 GlennSeto: But will it be a PB with jam?
 PharaohBender27: 
   Anubis169: argh
GirlPainting: Did you guys know, that LoadingReadyRun Alex fell into a vat of radioactive gravy and since then has cooking super powers?
 sethtriggs: I wonder if there's input lag in this. Also OUCH
 KV1NN4: Kung-Fu Forrest with Winnie-The_Poop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These deaths are very reminiscent of the 3d Happy Wheels
 BrowneePointz: I don't remember if it was W and P
 catcard: I still say "goat there"
Mister_BlueSky: It's... goated?
 RebekahWSD: Goat Simulator is on the Best Of videos
 GlennSeto: Do so shoot the hunters on Deer Simulator?
 BrowneePointz: and the End of Year highlight making Alex losing the Goat Sumo
 TehAmelie: it seems they were inspired by Crash's many death animations, but why do the animations almost never work
 NightValien28: we need a crossing streams of oh deer, that would be fun
 Sorator13: getting the what into the WHAT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or getting to be Angel Goat and Devil Goat
 HadesLeprechaun: Goat Simulator 3 is one of the most video games of all time, actually excellent
   LoadingReadyRun:  Is this a Rhythm game?
  Foxmar320: Goat Sim was great, I should check out Goat Sim 3
 red_shoes_jeff:     
 JadedCynic: I thinkl you first discovered it for W+P...and then we kept going with it
 AugmentingPath: Impalement, mostly
 sethtriggs: There is like NO time for that
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, I think the Air Control episode ended with Goat Simulator
 Angreed66: with right timing
   Anubis169: It could be
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I think they might be descynched
 jonnykefka: And now the makers of Goat Sim made Satisfactory, which has not been played on stream. Does anyone do factory games in the crew?
 JadedCynic: @LoadingReadyRun I mean, ultimately, platformers ARE...
 DoodlestheGreat: Guts or Glory is another fave here.
 Firewhiskers: At least Crash Bandicoot gave you a Life system with the African mask
nevermore913: The music isn't terrible
 TehAmelie: it's a platforming game that's skipped every lesson on how to make platforming fun
 EvilBadman: @jonnykefka Serge
 SnackPak_: this remix of Tubular Bells just can't get started
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Redbassist: Lmao
   Anubis169: rustle rustle rustle rustle
 MungoDude: 
 FarleyF: thank you, in game music is a very narrow bar of goodness
 BrowneePointz: wait a sec
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I almost did a spit take
 GlennSeto: Good foley everyone.
 BrowneePointz: is the bear doing a FUCKING TATSU!?
 jonnykefka: @EvilBadman Of course. THe off-by-one potential
 Greyah: It could be worse. To this day I still sometimes get the music loop from the Slaughtering Grounds stuck in my head.
 Alness49: Watch+ASMR
 sethtriggs: Makes me think of Shredded Wheat
   Anubis169: wait wat?
goombalax: Infected Mushroom!
 RealGamerCow: Yo Gabba Gabba
 Coloneljesus: hello garbage enjoyers
   Anubis169: whoa!!
 Anaerin: Where *is* your head at, Alex?
 BrowneePointz: I'm glad Japanese Breakfast is there
 SkylerRingtail: Can't tell if legitimate band names or improv bit
 Gekyouryuu: you are making these names up
 GlennSeto: Are Kraftwerk even all still alive?
 BrowneePointz: it IS, but they are lead by Hip Hopers yea?
 GrassVortex: I have seen Infected Mushroom live many years ago, was a great outdoors festival party 
GirlPainting: i love infected mushroom! i just listened to the album "return to the source"
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HandsomeGeniusDolphinDancingBaby-aWE1oia1A5c4bMHj
 JadedCynic: @jonnykefka I remember a cute little game Coffee Stain did before Goat SIm: Sanctum - a mix of FPS & tower defense 
 FarleyF: can confirm that Yo Gabba Gabba was a TV show - we had it on the ABC (Australian Broadcast Channel)
GazzyInferno: yo gabba gabba is like...2000s?
 sethtriggs: Locked onto a plane is awful
 BusTed: Weren't the brothers chaps involved with Yo Gabba Gabba?
   Anubis169: oh hello dev console
 brutalpunishment: Maybe don't run into the blades.
 korvys: I thought Yo Gabba Gabba was a Disney thing or something like that?
 korvys: Like a cartoon?
 MungoDude: iddqd
 ArdCollider: Yo Gabba Gabba makes Coachella sense because it’s an Aquabats project.
 aWabbajack: no clip command
 jessicaengle: There's a Yo Gabba Gabba and a Gabba Gabba Hey?
Lysander_salamander: from the movie "Freaks?"  Or from the Ramones song that references that?
 BrowneePointz: The Prodigy is gonna be there!?
 korvys: Oh yeah, Prodigy
 FarleyF: i believe DJ Lance was the human while everything else was puppets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Were they competent enough to make the command line not accessible?
BurgerGamer: Yo Gabba Gabba is by the dude from the Aquabats
 ArdCollider: Coachella has a handful of go-tos like RTJ and Underworld and the Aquabats are one of them.
 GlennSeto: mmmh, potato chips
   Anubis169: Today at the Pringles Grand Prix...
 sethtriggs: Walking on Shredded Wheat biscuits
 JadedCynic: Yeah, I was surprised at how many bands in the lineup I recognized (I'm in my 50s, and EXPECT to 'not get the current Pop scene')
 AugmentingPath: Yeah, Gabba Gabba Hey is the Ramones from 1977, in reference to the movie Freaks from 1932
 TehAmelie: picture the road of skulls in LotR but it's chips. . .
 BrowneePointz: I don't know what music Hanumankind does but that's an S tier Band name Graham
 kristian_fischer: I'm still not okay with Firestarter being in Black Ops 6, G.
  Foxmar320: ouch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Right in the taint
 sethtriggs: Is that a foo lion statue?
 TheDevil_Risen: o crap i've been missing W&P.. bad twitch alerts
 korvys: Amyl and the Sniffers are going to be there
 Anaerin: @kristian_fischer Were you okay with Invaders Must Die being in BO5?
 GlennSeto: Earlier THIS year?
 BrowneePointz: You mean last year? 
 PharaohBender27: "Earlier this year" . . .
 ArdCollider: go watch the Hanumankind vid.
 CuteTeaGoat: earlier this year?  how many hours ago
 kristian_fischer: Or, you know, last year.
 JadedCynic: you mean, "last year" Graham? 
 TheDevil_Risen: Howdy Graham and Alex!!!
Amentur: So it came out today?
 accountmadeforants: Earlier this year? So a few hours ago?
 A_Dub888: THIS year?
 raulghoulia: earlier this year? you mean this morning?
 BusTed: sick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that sounds sick
 ArdCollider: it is f’n amazing.
 BrowneePointz: Hey! Allow me to an impish giggle!
 GreatWahooney: 
BurgerGamer: oh, these spikes aren't synced
 sethtriggs: That timing is so onerous
   Anubis169: it does
 OldUncleDan: Hunumankind, Bloodywood.  Good year for Indian metal and rap.
 accountmadeforants: Listen, it was possible, the internet moves fast nowadays
 Angreed66: there is a pattern
 ProcyonFlynn: I accidentally filled something out 2012.  It's rough.
 pleonasticTautology: i'd say "imagine writing a check" but until last year year i still had to send FAXES.
 sethtriggs: That feels unwinnable
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's just BARELY out of phase and it's annoying
  Foxmar320: Yeah thats not synced
 Angreed66: it's just more complex
Lysander_salamander: that's terrible
 SnackPak_: so rude
   Anubis169: LOL
 CuteTeaGoat: can you not walk up anymore?
 Diabore: i dont think its possible
 kristian_fischer: Game unwinnable, 10/10
 BrowneePointz: It's possible by sheer luck
GirlPainting: let graham give it a try?
 brutalpunishment: Can you fit behind the spikes?
 UnknownFriday: Can you not walk towards the statue?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a great first draft genuinely
 GlennSeto: Oh, this is bad and I know someone who would just about pop a vein here.
 FarleyF: it's like the bear watched Pulp Fiction
 SnackPak_: that is a smooth cha-cha
KeytarCat: A friend of mine said they hate the viral Hanumankind song and when I asked why they said "It's mid"
 sethtriggs: Is that the dancing baby animation?
 TehAmelie: back to hibernation for you
 TheDevil_Risen: Happy New year Alex and Graham, and Chat!
 Serpens77: It was an adventure. There was a bear.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuhhhhhhhh
   LoadingReadyRun:  Listening to the two sets of spikes  on different phases is quite hypnotic
 jessicaengle: Beeg Truk
 SnackPak_:  big trucks
 TehAmelie: Big Rigs, but better?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, that first one isn't a truck
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is there a prequel called Big Truck?
  Simriel: Does a bigger truck need Bigger Truck Nuts?
 sethtriggs: I recognize those assets from Terra Lunka
 GlennSeto: Famous Trucks'man Alex Steacy
 stippledotter: Your Truck Is So Big
 PharaohBender27: That's not a truck!
 TheDevil_Risen: heya  Happy new year bud 
 DrLigmaPhD: Truck Juice
 Nigouki: Lada Niva let's gooooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hazardous waste you are transporting?
 FarleyF: Put it in H
 BrowneePointz: So I think the funniest Coachella thing, to me...is that Jimmy Eat World has THIRD LINE BILLING
 Viewers_Like_You: Rmagerd, hnd brk
  Juliamon: invisihitch
 A_Dub888: There was "vehicle physics 1?"
 gnyrinn: is that a Trabant?
 sethtriggs: Oh that's gonna flip
   Anubis169: I love WATCH+PLAY is in the speedo
 SnackPak_: o7
 JadedCynic: "The license plate says 'Vehicle Physics 2'"  I HAVE DOUBTS
KeytarCat: I hope this is a The Long Drive
 EricTheOrange: drink more glorp?
 AugmentingPath: Death Stranding 2 looks great
 SnackPak_: that hitch is impressive
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That trailer hitch is made of the same stuff as Mr. Fantastic
 TehAmelie: i'd like a little backstory. why were we hauling three crates and two barrels?
 Robot_Bones: should have used trailer physics 2.0 as well
  Juliamon: Goodbye trailer
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: that was almost immedately subocean
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEs!!!!!
 Greyah: Pacific Drive sure looks different from last time I saw it.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: IT FOLLOWS
MistahFixIt: IT FOLLOWS
 sethtriggs: That is the strongest ball I've ever seen
 GlennSeto: That went into Benni Hill territory in record time
 ArdCollider: is this pubg
 BrowneePointz: It's the Hitman Briefcase!
 korvys: Who remembers PUBG?
 PhorrestGaze: Are we being haunted now?
 TehAmelie: ah, now i miss Guts and Glory
 bytecaster: Love empty menu
 sethtriggs: It must measure your stats
The_Potato_Cat: Neat, my summer cars had an update!
 Astra7525: Is this Russian Pacific Drive?
   Anubis169: it harvests OS info and all your credit card numbers
   Anubis169: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Telemetry makes me remember my awful GIS days
 JadedCynic: @korvys Pepperidge Farms remembers *puts frying pan on belt, which was the style at the time...*
 bytecaster: I love the grass only spawning in centimeters in front of you
 AugmentingPath: Tor que?
 GlennSeto: I low key miss PUBG, but on like an abstract nostalgia level.
 PotatoWraiths: lung slip
 korvys: Is this a Strand-like?
 MungoDude: my tyre slipped a lung
 sethtriggs: Everyone got the same new age music asset pack
 Alahmnat: Pavement Ends
 fastlane250: Where you're going you don't need roads
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InspiringKnottyAnacondaCharlieBitMe-6Q5s_NDci17VyvHA
 sethtriggs: It's no Pacific Drive
 TheDevil_Risen: Lateral and Longitudinal Slip gauge! nice
 JadedCynic: o hYEAH
 GasCityGaming: is this supposed to be like a getting over it but you drive maybe?
MistahFixIt: Road Ends. Mountain Path ends. Way forward ends.
 JadedCynic: wait, WHAT??  ew
Lysander_salamander: what, wild
 sethtriggs: Is this worse or better than the "Nisg'aa Highway?"
 red_shoes_jeff: Well, the Cranberry Connector was about this bad.
 fastlane250: Spirit Hitch
 korvys: UP
 NimrodXIV: up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To mock you
 PotatoWraiths: LOL
 northos: uppies!
 bytecaster: Aren't road signs supposed to be next to a road?
 Astra7525: How is there "no road" but a "road sign"
 Alahmnat: @sethtriggs The trailer is pretty anomalous though
 sethtriggs: Definitely a Euro sign
 korvys: ⬆
GirlPainting: you may only turn streight!
 FarleyF: we were outside of burstock when the drugs kicked in
 Robot_Bones: Ask not who the sign is for, it is for thee
 Kazman20a: remind you, you are on a road?
 Anaerin: They were also ticking.
 Sacrenos: Cool to see they added trailers to BeamMG
 SnackPak_: gonna need more sawdust
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This isn't how you should be transporting anything
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: That is the GHS symbol for explosive, yes.
 A_Dub888: this is not a place of honor
 Serpens77: This is not how your should be transporting NAYTHING
 GreatWahooney: this looks like a fun weekend
 sethtriggs: Didn't even ratchet strap that crap down
 RealGamerCow: Do not transport your explosives with an AMC Gremlin
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Explosives and bioharzards. Just your average sunday drive with the family
 Decaped: Is this Meth Stranding?
 PharaohBender27: Oh I feel like I recognize that symbol from Red Faction: Guerrilla
 kristian_fischer: What are you talking about, this is his Dirty Bomb trailer.
 GlennSeto: Look, that shit has to get to the Ukrainian front somehow
 Serpens77: @A_Dub888 This is not a truck of honour
 TheDevil_Risen: Where's the cargo net over the load as well?
 korvys: Didn't Alex play a good version of this recently?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You would need to be as desperate as the guy who got arrested for transporting 20 adult King Cobras in his sedan uncontained
 TheDevil_Risen: not SnowRunner or MudRunner?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Anyone remember that MST3K "Riding With Death"
 SnackPak_: 
 sethtriggs: Oh yeah this is totally Riding With Death
 korvys: Pacific Drive, that's the one I'm thinking of
 GlennSeto: My Summer Car and what's the spoopy one?
 BrowneePointz: more like Pacific Contrived
 OldUncleDan: If it wasn't for the lake, I would almost think we would in Wyoming.
Delta4904: 'Snowrunner at home'
 bytecaster: Biohazard without collision
 TheDevil_Risen: I saw Radioactive
MistahFixIt: You Cannot Get Ye Crung
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Just leave it for the next person to pick up
 itomeshi: The T-Pose Virus?
 sethtriggs: How does the road just end like this
Critterbot: I saw a trefoil, so radioactive.
 GreatWahooney: wait, we spilled the T virus?
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 bytecaster: That is a fun sketch idea!
 CuteTeaGoat: well this is the middle of nowhere, no horror movies gonna start out here for sure
 Sorator13: Tea has a virus now???
 kristian_fischer: Pacific Drive, aka Woodpanel Stationwagon Stalker.
 JadedCynic: oh, you mean Star Citizen? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If this is how Umbrella is transporting the T virus then I'm surprised it was momentarily contained
 TehAmelie: why does the clutch go up and never down when you start driving?
 BrowneePointz: dangit Alex beat me to the joke
 northos: to give you hope
   Anubis169: it's the Tea Virus
 klace26: government funding ran out
goombalax: the watch and play logo is almost perfect on the gauge in the corner
 Pheonix888: just to tease you i am sure
 korvys: Are the trailer wheels just not spinning?
 Anaerin: It *is* BC after all.
 GreatWahooney: is there actually any penalty for losing our payload
 ryuhimora: Rip hazmat
 GasCityGaming: bigger truck easier maybe?
 PharaohBender27: We saw the promised land for a moment there . . .
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or the road has been degraded by all the spilled waste and explosives
 SAJewers: City ran out of budget to finish the road 
 PhorrestGaze: lolandslides so funni
 sethtriggs: PIng!
 Viewers_Like_You: Look, geography in the Olympic Exclusion Zone is wacky for lore reasons
 kynelwynn: This thing flips as much as the Warthog
 BrowneePointz: soo uhhhh Alex
 GlennSeto: Alex, tetanus would be such bad news for the external heart boss.
 SajuukSjet: Graham, you're just describing the A83 now
   Anubis169: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
 BrowneePointz: one of the stands IS a car
thavleifrim: I wonder if the off road sections are intended or if the dev just couldn't get the road to work
 accountmadeforants: My stand! TRAILER PARK BOYS
MistahFixIt: Ominous
 Doc_Layzah: is there a ringworld on the horizon?
 TehAmelie: we have discovered a fifth universal force, it's the trailer hitch
 tidehollowcat: ORA ORA ORA
 KV1NN4: "To a T" is a game coming out about a kid who IS stuck T-posing (same folks who did Katamari. I believe they're working with an association regarding being differently abled?)
GazzyInferno: not sure how i feel about death stranding 2's alpha footage here
 Robot_Bones: its actually erosion exposing road beneath the dirt
 AFamiliarCalledEl: ghost trailer
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This is like Optimus Prime's trailer when it bugs out
 Alahmnat: n ormal car, normal drive
 Astra7525: THe normal car and the demonic trailer
  Simriel: The stand is called Trailer Park Boys
 korvys: This cross-country stuff reminds me of PUBG
 Megaparsec256: suffered an accident with the terrain generator
 sethtriggs: At least the car is made out of adamantium.
 DeM0nFiRe: Is this game the Snowrunner we have at home
 OldUncleDan: Life in the Zone...  Auto Zone.
 JadedCynic: obviously this is post-apoc and you are helping with the 'new civilization' clearing out old irradiated ruins of The Old World
MistahFixIt: Crap Pacific Drive - Specific Drive
 BartholemewTheKitten: Live W&P? Truly blessed
 GrassVortex: Stalker 2 is charming. Have not played the first, but I do like it
 Scy_Anide: I was playing it just now. It is indeed great and a healthy amount of jank.
 Gekyouryuu: that was Checkpoint
 GlennSeto: It's good to be back.
 korvys: "Highly Recommended"
 TheMerricat: So just to be aware, there are exactly three posts in this game's steam discussion forum. two of them are from the same person raging about how this is stolen from them....
 TheAwkes looks up from the other monitor with Stalker 2 on it.
 Gekyouryuu: you told Beej
   Anubis169: They've fixed a bunch of the launch issues. But admittedly they're all under attack
 jessicaengle: hahaha
 sethtriggs: I guess the tongue is connected by magic
 Doc_Layzah: definitely how you would secure that load
 JadedCynic: oh, is there a tailgate you can close?
 bytecaster: But we are monster truck drivers, so we are extreme!
 bytecaster: Living on the edge
 Viewers_Like_You: Canyonerrrroooooo
 TheWriterAleph: sick
 CouldntPickAUsername: I've driven behind this guy
 TehAmelie: i don't know a lot about stick driving but can you even go anywhere with the clutch constantly engaged?
MistahFixIt: Normal Monster Truck behavior tbh
 raulghoulia: this game is called Bigger Trucks
 Alness49: Well there goes the barrels of mustard and hot sauce
 Alahmnat: the terrain LOD not knowing what to do is fascinating
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This is just a GLURP event
GirlPainting: fly you fools
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We Kerbleing this?
   Anubis169: Ok this is TrailerSkip
 Dog_of_Myth: This has Mass Effect Mako physics. I approve
 JadedCynic: to be fair, this seems like fun enough with the janky physics engine
   Anubis169: welcome to GDQ
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 pleonasticTautology: fowah, suppah
MistahFixIt: Hardcowre
 pleonasticTautology: oi err uhh wanna pahty plattahhhh
 bytecaster: Why is there a light pillar?
GazzyInferno: cool trick
 kristian_fischer: Just ask Ted!
 Sacrenos: ow no, the rear latch is also linked with magical wire physics. This contraption is a three-body problem.
 TheMerricat: Chat, would it surprise you the dev for this game is the same one as the one for "Your Sword is so big"?
 L0rdX33n: Oh man, I need to rewatch Clone High
 Sorator13: well, we can *see* the subocean...
 UnknownFriday: "This is going to be sick as hell... mostly because it's not vaccinated."
 BrowneePointz: I Pledge Allegiance, to the ReTrucklic, for which it stands, with Bigfoot and Gravedigger, for All.
 Anaerin: @tehamelie I mean, technically speaking the clutch has to be engaged to transfer torque and power from the engine to the gearbox - Pressing the clutch pedal disengages the clutch.
 Alahmnat: help I'm seeing spots
 PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Huh
 sethtriggs: Does the goal only count if you have the crap in the trailer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The implied road
 GlennSeto: I never played Stalker. I respect the hell out of it, but having only recently bested New Vegas for the first time... with heavy modding
BurgerGamer: the ground constantly popping in and out of existence is REAL hard to look at
 JadedCynic: so, yeah, basically Sorcerer 
 lirazel64: Pretty sub-ocean.
 PhorrestGaze: was that the first level just backwards?
 Viewers_Like_You: So is Ian doing LRRMans in this engine this year?
 Alahmnat: to be fair, you have that button in Pacific Drive too, lol
 JadedCynic: the suspension is impressive
 TehAmelie: @Anaerin but i don't think that's what the blue bar represents
 BrowneePointz: You have to do a lot of engineering to make something that Heinous work
 jessicaengle: They're not monster trucks.  They're just misunderstood trucks.
 sethtriggs: Collision is just a suggestion
  Simriel: Car go where?
 jessicaengle: They have layers.
 bytecaster: Some buildings have collision, some don't, who cares
 butt_ghost: we're very aware that car go
 BrowneePointz: thanks alex that reunlocked a core memory
 Astra7525: wow, they have suggestions of buildings aswell
thavleifrim: does it want you to park inside the shed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, invisible wall and also death?
 sethtriggs: I recognize that asset
 TheDevil_Risen: awww we saw the sub ocean for a second but just cant get there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: bro
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This is just Optimus Prime
GirlPainting: You should have anticipated the invisible beach wall Alex!
 Sorator13: that's not how that's supposed to work!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not even trying
 sethtriggs: WHY NOT HAVE A FIFTH WHEEL
   Anubis169: Why is it backless?
 JadedCynic: the weight is in the bottom, around the level of the axle
frank_the_great: The music is a little Outer Wilds-y
 PharaohBender27: @TheDevil_Risen The subocean keeps teasing us
 sethtriggs: It's right on the back of the truck!!
 FarleyF: @Laserbeaks_Fury this is optimus primes hilbilly cousin
 jessicaengle: It's almost as if they are mocking truck culture.....
 bytecaster: It's what they had on hand, don't judge!
 LordShadner: everyone lost abet here
 GlennSeto: Optimus Prime has been known to hide in a Texas barn.
 TehAmelie: did you see the picture of some unorthodox cybertruck driver who had managed to fit one hay bale in the back?
 TimIAm: I stepped away, is this that Pacific Drive Alex likes so much?
thavleifrim: I've never seen a truck before but this seems accurate.
 raulghoulia: Optimus Prime is down on his luck
MistahFixIt: This shouldn't be possible, this is like the opposite of fitting your pick-up with a fifth-wheel
 Doc_Layzah: road scholar is very good
 Anaerin: A Roads Scholar?
 TehAmelie: i mean it's surprising they even managed to get the truck off a paved road
 GreatWahooney: the new Euro Truck Sim 2 update is fire
 MungoDude: on the Rhodes again 🎶
 Laserbeaks_Fury: @FarleyF Rodimus Prime?
 TheDevil_Risen: @PharaohBender27 
 BrowneePointz: We swapped your trucker pills for ACTUAL Meth
   Anubis169: that's a wonderful game
 wedge_x: stop, and drive a while
 bytecaster: Optimus Divisible
 Sacrenos: Optimus amazon prime
 TheAwkes: Seeing a truck with a 5th wheel, a pintle hook, and a ball hitch all at the same time is pretty normal on a film set, at least, where they're going to be hauling whatever the fuck back and forth all day.
 Alahmnat: Optimus Prime Video
 BrowneePointz: Please please, getting hit by this truck is better for your body than drinking PRIME
 JadedCynic: No, it's Optimus Prime....under Jeff Bezos 
 CodeIndigo: unoptimized prime
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SmallTenuousOtterKreygasm-Gi0QPsS8SkEk3Ujk
 sethtriggs: What even is the point of the wheel info readout if you can't control the thing
 Viewers_Like_You: Optimus Prime in a tank top carrying a case of beer
 bytecaster: Suboptimus Prime
 BrowneePointz: It's Optimus Temu
 jessicaengle: Suboptimal Prime
 Sorator13: @jessicaengle  that got me
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, this is a neat concept, poorly executed
 TheDevil_Risen: @bytecaster 
 LordShadner: it's Optimus Anti-Prime
 SkylerRingtail: Oi, no wiping out my state until I move away!
   Anubis169: it can drift too!
 tidehollowcat: Hey I like it in Wisconsin
Boolean263: Sleep dep mind took "topo launcher" and imagined "Topo Gigio launcher"
 Astra7525: Is this one of the trucks that can pull an ICBM trailer?
 Alahmnat: trailer is tokyo drifting
 JadedCynic: @accountmadeforants yeah, Ideas are the easy part...
  Texan_Reverend: Graham, L has decided that the developer just really liked the elements of Death Stranding that were driving over weird physics to deliver stuff while listening to chill music.
 bytecaster: "Shortcut unlocked"
 sethtriggs: they still didn't invent ratchet straps. Does this work like Motor Town and you have to strap your cargo down
 PharaohBender27: Oh, I'm not sure this thing would pass the DEQ examination . . .
 Doc_Layzah: trailer has a bent axel?
 TheDevil_Risen: nice HEMTT
 Sacrenos: who wants to bet how many of those axels steer?
 wedge_x: you have to drive to your launch box
 JadedCynic: BYE
 Sorator13: start finish line??
 bytecaster: YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The screaming of reverse
 CaptainSpam: FWOOMP
 red_shoes_jeff: Isn't that a Herkimer Battle Jitney?
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Sorator13: YEET
 Redbassist: Yes 
Thepirateofthesea: Victory!
 BusTed: 
 L0rdX33n: What in the APC is this hell?
 jessicaengle: Be free!
  Foxmar320: Road Quest?! Road Quest 3 when?!?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: These things are made to carry artillery, yes?
 IsaTheEngie: oh
 MungoDude: whee
   Anubis169: SKYWARDS!!
TheAinMAP: Whoa!
thavleifrim: quick do a backflip
 Doc_Layzah: GOT THERE
 Metric_Furlong: we have lift-off!
GirlPainting: we got LIFT OFF!
 GrassVortex: 
 LordZarano: 
 sethtriggs: Team Rocket is Blasting Off Again!
 RebekahWSD: Woo!
 Alahmnat: 
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 warpstonewarlock: The Top-Ocean!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: We have achieved liftoff!
 Redbassist: Clip it
 bytecaster: Win condition achieved
 CodeIndigo: he's going back to cybertron
 NimrodXIV: realistic psychics, 5 stars
 TheDevil_Risen: Wooo Launched the HEMTT
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Physics Engine GO!
 PhorrestGaze: SPAAAAACE
 JadedCynic: @Laserbeaks_Fury they are NOW
 Kueller: Trailer < 3 Truck
 NimrodXIV: *Physics, lol
 red_shoes_jeff: You found the Super-Ocean!
 Laurence72: I'm saddened by the loss of bounce when you land
  Texan_Reverend: Not _quite_ orbital velocities, but good job.
 RatherLargeToad: “we will put a truck on the moon in this decade”
 accountmadeforants: @JadedCynic Sure, but this one's been executed at all, that's at least a few steps further. We hit the prototype stage 
 jessicaengle:  champ
UtilityPunk: "We do this not because it's easy, but because this is Watch + Play"
 jj_q: Everyone mark off 'goofy moment' on your bingo card
 bytecaster: SImulator!
 Viewers_Like_You: I mean, tell me actual airplanes aren't exploiting a physics bug as it is
 LordShadner: saved on fuel
 TheDevil_Risen: [Pronounced Hem-et]
 GlennSeto: Yeah, they yeet the carrier at you ... and it's weirdly effective.
 accountmadeforants: 2025 is the Year Of The Ragdoll
 Redbassist: Wut bar?
 NimrodXIV: all better now
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HedonisticCalmArmadilloCoolCat-vPAGvGYgvLjX4hbs
 GreatWahooney: ah so like Carmageddon
 GasCityGaming: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PuzzledCorrectMartenBrainSlug-ZPseqoFO5-qUvd82
 JadedCynic: Ooooooooh
 Sacrenos: MORE POWAH
 CaptainSpam: Oh dear.
 fastlane250: MORE POWER
   Anubis169: you can diff-lock individual wheels 
 JadedCynic: oh my
 sethtriggs: More POWAR
 bytecaster: They left the dev tools in and made it a feature
 Alahmnat: oh NO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so cronchy
 TehAmelie: this game: "what if we took Big Rigs and didn't particularly work on a lot of the basic functionality missing from that game, but added a bunch of features?"
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Number go up?
 SnackPak_: 
 accountmadeforants: Oh, this game might actually rule
 northos: aaaah, floating points
 jessicaengle: 
 sethtriggs: Oh that can't end well!
The_Potato_Cat: Oh hey, it's American truck simulator
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 Aarek: was that number e?
 JadedCynic: He-Man: "I.....HAVE....THE POWERRRRR!!!!"
 DoodlestheGreat: Unlock your differentials.
 RockPusher: tap accelerate to launch 
 SnackPak_: I love fucking around with physics with Alex
 Sacrenos: it IS BeamMG
 sethtriggs: No wonder it's like crap on the road
 ProcyonFlynn: A lot of power - and NO brakes.
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PuzzledRelentlessChoughShazBotstix-FVNOh5N2F61viaR_
 j_crane330:  
 FarleyF: wait until we hit warp 11
 JadedCynic: this is like spintires and gary's mod had a baby...
   Anubis169: more torque, less speed
 CaptainSpam: Smell that burnin' clutch.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The shrieking of the everything
 TehAmelie: ah, maybe that's what the blue clutch bar means. automatic shifting.
  Juliamon: Because it *does* Graham
 j_crane330:   
 sethtriggs: Strangely feels more controllable
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahha
 TheDevil_Risen: YES
Niahlah: the HELL are you driving???
 bytecaster: How much gear is too much gear?
 accountmadeforants: I like that it went into R1, suggesting there's more than one reverse gear
 jj_q: Hot
 Laurence72: I thought this was an 18 wheeler, not an 18 gearer!
 sethtriggs: Looks like a HEMTT
 RockPusher: the soviets perfecting that drivetrain made of lava
 GlennSeto: Dogma flashback
 CaptainSpam: But the game is BIGGER Trucks.  BIGGER!
 butt_ghost: is this not the mr bean car
Gizmoloid: looks like Lada Niva?
 red_shoes_jeff: NOS!?
 ryuhimora: There is no help here
 JadedCynic: it's modelled of a Lada Niva 4x4
 TheAwkes: Legally distinct Lada Niva, 100%
 sethtriggs: Nitrous would definitely detonate this
 GlennSeto: I think Bean drove a Mini?
 MungoDude: press Shift for nos
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HorribleWealthyCougarBloodTrail-u6KAvCb0zbQwVx6K
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex's face when he saw all those controls was amazing
thavleifrim: why is the wheel camber number freaking out
 sethtriggs: I remember this song from Minecraft
 Astra7525: Time to build the sickest Lada to have ever Lada'ed
   Anubis169: let me diff-lock this 1982 Vauxhall Nova
 TehAmelie: 800 horsepower? sounds reasonable
 accountmadeforants: This is some kinda jank BeamNG and I'm here for it
 PotatoWraiths: oh we're limited by our gear ratios
 Sacrenos: this thing has a turbo charger>
 j_crane330: Vrooooooom
 TheAwkes: That engine sounded like my phone vibrating on my desk.
 ryuhimora: I think your tires don't have enough grip to handle 800Hp
The_Potato_Cat: This car sounds like my electric toothbrush
 Diabore: wait we can do damage to the car?
 electra310: Aw, we're frolicking
   Anubis169: aww come on!
 LurkerSpine: the music sounds so out of place
 Sudobyte: should swap out the music here for the roadquest soundtrack
   Anubis169: LOL
 PharaohBender27: 
 Redbassist: :0
 sethtriggs: HOW
 Astra7525: bonk
  Foxmar320: 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Actual model deformation
 GasCityGaming: we a reverse studebaker
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT happened to our front end?????
   Anubis169: Your radiator is concave
goombalax: engine block GONE
GazzyInferno: minecraft ass soundtrack
  Juliamon: Just a lil dent
 accountmadeforants: Holy shit, it really is jank BeamNG. BeamNoGood
 CaptainSpam: See if the repair button just pops that right out.
  Foxmar320: Starting to look like my car
The_Potato_Cat: Ok who sat on the bonnet? !
GirlPainting: self driving car
 GasCityGaming: that'll buff out
 red_shoes_jeff: You have a front seat, now!
 margieargie: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ran into the shoreline
 CuteTeaGoat: we had a radiator
 GlennSeto: That's just the original design spec, before Soviet era resource scarcity led to some cuts
Critterbot: It'll buff out. 
sephsays: Invisible wall, but definitely not intangible!
 sethtriggs: Supercharger maybe is more power?
 A_Dub888: uh car you got a lit- you know what its fine, it'll buff out
 Cptasparagus: I think in metric, turbo is 1000 supers
 accountmadeforants: Massively increase the gear ratio so the RPM goes through the roof?
 ProcyonFlynn: game music getting crunchy, or do I need to doublecheck my cables?
 ryuhimora: A turbocharger makes more power at higher revs than a supercharger
  Simriel: Did the audio get crunch for anyone else?
 bytecaster: @ProcyonFlynn It's the same here
 Sorator13: @ProcyonFlynn it's not your cables
 CaptainSpam: Gotta love that magnetic tow hitch.
 Sacrenos: it really depends, turbo vs supercharger is a discussion where ppl have opinions that mostly make no actual sense.
 TheDevil_Risen: you need to up the clutch's tourqe rating 
 GlennSeto: Imagine a Trabant running on a repurposed tractor engine.
 Sorator13: unless your cables are in a very different place than I'd expect 
 jessicaengle: Oh thank you..  I thought it was my old chromebook speakers
 TehAmelie: isn't supercharger the thing that usually sticks up out of the engine hood? well i guess we're just magic
GazzyInferno: this has the vibes of "silly 70s british sitcom where a car just gets absolutely ruined over the course of a series of farcial happenings"
The_Potato_Cat: I love how it sneaked up behind you like a lost dog
 itomeshi: Offbrand Minecraft Music.
 Driosenth: superchargers give flatter response but technically leach power from the engine, turbos have delay due to needing exhaust pressure/flow to build up.
sephsays: No matter how hard we try, we cannot escape our trailer
 Sacrenos: you can, there is a button
 BrowneePointz: yea it's a pretty compressed audio file
 sethtriggs: It's coupled right into the rear differential?!! WTF!
 L0rdX33n: I know this one! Super are linear power out put but are driven by drivetrain so reduce fuel efficiency, turbochargers are exhaust driven and are therefore 'free' power but the have a curved input/output curve, only becoming reallyEFFECTIVE AT HIGHER RPMS
 j_crane330: 
 Anaerin: A Turbocharger is driven bvy the exhaust gases and pressure, so it spins faster at higher engine RPMs. A supercharger is driven directly off the engine, so it provides the same relative boost throughout the engine power band.
 sethtriggs: This song is one of those mythical 32kbps MP3s
 Sorator13: Ah, my Death Stranding strat
 sethtriggs: @Anaerin Ohhh I see!
 Sorator13: I like it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So what you need is Ian
vonmaxwell: IAN
vonmaxwell: get in here
 bytecaster: Get Ian and Beej in here as the tuning team!
 Alahmnat: if we drive into the pillar of light do we teleport back to the garage and get mocked by a chain-smoking old lady over the radio?
 PotatoWraiths: supercharger
 RynoLaw: supercharger
 Driosenth: spua
 TheDevil_Risen: super
   Anubis169: that's a supercharger
 dougma: supercharger
   Anubis169: Last of the V8s
 accountmadeforants: If it makes the fun noise, it's usualy a turbocharger
 Viewers_Like_You: Look, just optimize the Ackerman percentage to adjust your differential slip limits, it's not that complicated
 L0rdX33n: 80% Sure that was super
 Carlioo: so this is just like pacific drive right?
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 iris_of_ether: Like a cat
 sethtriggs: Pacific Drive without the fun
 kumatsu: this Death Stranding mod really has depth
vonmaxwell: Death Stranding looks different
 j_crane330: Aaaaaaaa
 CaptainSpam: I wonder who owns the rights to Bigfoot (the truck).
 kumatsu: @vonmaxwell same hat
 LordZarano: We discovered that the game has vehicle deformation! We caved in the hood of the Lada!
 PotatoWraiths: Ford
 johkmil: Snowrunner looks different than I remember
 PharaohBender27: The subocean . . . it calls to us . . . and yet the game denies us
 jessicaengle: Ford I suppose
 GlennSeto: Is Death Stranding a good time? I still can't tell
TwilightAvalon: Big Foot and GRAVEDIGGER
 Anaerin: And then you get crazy things like the March SuperTurbo, which has both a supercharger AND turbocharger. It's also pretty much the only car that does that, as it's a nightmare to balance without overpressuring the engine and making the head go boom.
 vanman229: its car wrestling
 Laserbeaks_Fury: SSS Inc.
 BrowneePointz: Bob Chandler from Pacific, Missouri
 fastlane250: I went to a monster truck museum last time I was in Indiana
 BrowneePointz: technically yes
 SnackPak_: I hope so
 PotatoWraiths: I..
 RynoLaw: The disadvantage of a supercharger is that being driven directly by the crankshaft, it takes power to make power
 j_crane330: Time for Google
 BrowneePointz: there are heels etc
 sethtriggs: There has to be monster truck kayfabe
 ANeMzero: there should be
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If not there needs to be
Lysander_salamander: I think there's storylines?
 bytecaster: How does a monster truck heel turn without heels
  Foxmar320: Big Foot from the top rope?
 BrowneePointz: Monster Trucks 100% have heels and babyfaces
Chesul: Better question, who owns the right to BigF't
 MehallD: i'm fairly certain yes, but also I've not paid attention to monster trucks in nearly 30 years
vonmaxwell: Robosaurus
 DeM0nFiRe: Yeah, the trucks are actually really small. They just film them up close
 Anaerin: Bigfoot vs. Truckasaurus!
 Cptasparagus: which truck is the tsundere
TwilightAvalon: Gravedigger is the Undertaker of the Monster Truck Rally
 PotatoWraiths: wait no there was 100% a PPV where they did monster truck wrestling on a rooftop
 NightValien28: who is the monster truck equivalent of the undertaker?
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 GlennSeto: Truckasaurus is the PERFECT heel
 sethtriggs: Where does Truckasaurus Rex fit in?
 PotatoWraiths: yeah
 betweenmyself: Hogan and the Giant
 chrono2x: Bigfoot #23 was debuted in 2023
 Kentosaurus: Anytime I see a lifted pickup, which is a lot in Alberta, I growl to myself "Gravedigger!"
 sethtriggs: Oh wow the water faded when you hit the invisible wall
Lysander_salamander: that's so silly
 HadesLeprechaun: how is there not an enormously popular monster truck video game franchise, that seems like the easiest thing
 BrowneePointz: wait holy shit
 PotatoWraiths: yeah it was...a thing that happened
 TehAmelie: i had an idea once for a TV channel that would show monster truck races on half the screen and wrestling on the other. not for fans of either but just guys who wanted the manliest entertainment
 Camthelion: as someone who has a turbo car, man let me tell you. its so fucking fun when you hit fully spooled.
 OldUncleDan: Was it Bigfoot 3 that was the Astrovan?
 BrowneePointz: Bigfoot is apparently THE first "Monster Truck" from 1975
 Sorator13: Oh, we used to do that with trains
 Sorator13: It was Bad
 LarkSachrosis: What happens if you fully damage a vehicle?
 BrowneePointz: and even is credited with creating Arena Monster Trucking
 jessicaengle: Why couldn't they just hug it out?
 Carlioo: i still wonder how they showed that to the arena crowd
 GasCityGaming: later that shw
 sethtriggs: "I got better"
 betweenmyself: Giant fell off the Stadium, supposedly into the river
 Carlioo: same night yeah
 TheMerricat: So fun fact, the super charger in Mad Max _was_ a real supercharger, but it wasn't functional. When they were installing it for real the director felt it was too low and unimpressive so they essentially mounted it directly to the hood to make it more impressive.
 accountmadeforants: Bigfoot is apparently just owned by the guy who made the original truck(s): Bob Chandler.
 GasCityGaming: was the same match as the Yetay i believe
  Simriel: 90s Wrestling Sure Wa
  Simriel: Was*
 BrowneePointz: "The original Bigfoot began as a 1974 Ford F-250 pickup that was modified by its owner Bob Chandler beginning in 1975. By 1979, the modifications were so extensive, the truck came to be regarded as the first monster truck. "
TwilightAvalon: The Giant showed up later in the show and it was played off that a giant fall could not stop "the Giant"
 sethtriggs: I wonder if there's a Shockmaster equivalent in monster trucks
 johkmil: Big Show is pretty tall, so falling off the building was just like rolling off the bed for him
 tajessa: Oh wow
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 GapFiller: important question: was it any better than Thunder In PAradise
 Thefluffiestguineapig: uuuuuuhhhhhhh
 Alahmnat: oh boy
 accountmadeforants: Se WILL shoot
   Anubis169: Ellie?
 GlennSeto: Imagine actually acting for this shit and the writers room and the boss do not care
 TheDevil_Risen: oh boy!
 CaptainSpam: OH COME ON
frank_the_great: She will shoot
   Anubis169: LOL
 kynelwynn: This is the same as the sword
 NightValien28: that looks like AI ellie slop
 NimrodXIV: oh no
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Eloy
 tajessa: I picked a good time to join w+p
 sethtriggs: This is paired well with "YOUR SWORD IS SO BIG"
 Anaerin: Oh hey, that engine looks similar.
 LarkSachrosis: The same menu
Lysander_salamander: eugh
 Astra7525: no
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so was the last game too.
 BrowneePointz: wait
 sethtriggs: Is there sexy toggle in this?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: -.-
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 BrowneePointz: taht's just Last of Us assets
 SnackPak_: yeah, maybe
Gizmoloid: "made" by the same "developer"
 sethtriggs: YES
 CaptainSpam: I'm reminded of the TV Tropes page of "Sean Connery Is Going To Shoot You".
 BrowneePointz: is this fucking Ellie?
 MungoDude: your gun is so big?
 TehAmelie: The Remnant of Our Social Group
 sethtriggs: I've seen those butt holsters. Bad idea
   Anubis169: Daria? Is that you?
 KV1NN4: "No mom I'm several vaguely wholesome women!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You can't sit down with that placement
 NimrodXIV: attached is not the right word
 CaptainSpam: Technically, it is not attached to her ass, it is floating a few inches from her ass.
sephsays: her feet are *in* the floor
 Anaerin: F to gun?
 BrowneePointz: That loading screen was 100% inspired by Last of Us
 sethtriggs: This is sexy toggled on
 MungoDude: your toes are clipping underground
  Simriel: Alex that's where you keep your Clipazzine
 jessicaengle: @CaptainSpam It's as attached as the trailer was
 tajessa: @anubis169 more of a Jane Lane vibe
 Laserbeaks_Fury: At least none of these models are overtly "sexy"
 electra310: "Kick, crouch, shapeshift"
 GlennSeto: Now now. We've tolerated many a floating shield in Zelda...
 Robot_Bones: you're feet were just imbedded in that concrete
 sethtriggs: This dev picked a good menu asset
 korvys: That's a drop-in asset if I've ever seen one
   Anubis169: I know this neighbourhood from another game (not the previous one)
   Anubis169: We've seen it before
 TehAmelie: well, we do have one power kick to practice 10,000 times
The_Potato_Cat: Why beat up the emo ballerina?
 sethtriggs: Kicked right in the jimmies
  Texan_Reverend: Pro tip, everyone: never carry your gun in the small of your back like that - it's how you get profound spinal injuries from a minor slip and fall backwards.
 red_shoes_jeff: Literal Ass Kicking. I dig it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Her kicks look like they have no power behind them and would knock her off balance
 tidehollowcat: This is the exact combat system from those sniper games years ago.  I'm sure of it
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun according to the steam discussions, tab brings up controls
 GlennSeto: are you just beating up drunks?
 PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 Right, I think I remember the game you're referring to
 TheDevil_Risen: oh god
quesocouatl: wha did we just switch to?
 UnknownFriday: @Anubis169 Was is the one where you were a zombie and by eating people's brains you gained skills?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Controls work this go round!
The_Potato_Cat: That's reanu leaves!
 TheDevil_Risen: that's a thought, Zombie John Wick
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I think if your game is named "She Will Shoot", you should start with a gun of some sort
 BrowneePointz: why...is that animation
 BrowneePointz: SO SLOW
 margieargie: Not only brings up but even stays there, shockingly
 sethtriggs: Wow an animation for it!
 PharaohBender27: @UnknownFriday Yeah, that's the one I'm thinking of
 j_crane330: So dramatic
 Astra7525: thx Graham. Now I am imagining whether one could make a Zombie John Wick movie
 TehAmelie: once more, the mouse+keyboard control map drawn by someone who's never seen a mouse or keyboard
 CaptainSpam: Serviceable ragdolling this time.
 electra310: She will!
 tidehollowcat: Same exact font and attack animation and attack prompt as other games you've played
Critterbot: What is that, an mp7?
 OldUncleDan: OMG!!!!!  She actually WILL shoot!
 j_crane330: Good
The_Potato_Cat: I'm sorry but is she using SUCTION to keep that on?!
  Texan_Reverend: @Laserbeaks_Fury There's an implied "eventually."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The zombie sounds seem like the dev groaning into a microphone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we need a key
 sethtriggs: It's gotta be an unsteerable brick anyway
 A_Dub888: Accurate game title
   Anubis169 checks bingo square
 BusTed: 
   Anubis169: "Find... the key..."
 johkmil: no!
 CaptainSpam: Fair play, game.
 PotatoWraiths: PAF
 sethtriggs: THis house is a balloon
 BrowneePointz: Blue his house...
 Alahmnat: what a good house
  Juliamon: this pristine, texture-free floor
 BrowneePointz: with the blue little window
 jessicaengle: It's some kind of.... moonbase
 TehAmelie: hmm phasing into different characters on the fly could be fun in a real game that does something with it
 BrowneePointz: this is the Eiffel 65 house
 GasCityGaming: some people loot ammo, i loot couches
 kristian_fischer: We've seen that gun asset before. Gangsta Sniper 1 and 2.
 electra310: They forgot to house this house
 Sorator13: now that's some House Flipper shit right there
 tajessa: "ready to move in!"
 Anaerin: The facade of capitalism.
 sethtriggs: There's NO BATHROOM. No fixtures!
 Dog_of_Myth: So much room for activities
 MenomeAlice: She Will Shove. She Will Shoot. She Will Stab.
 A_Dub888: them's some narrow hallways
 Sorator13: @GasCityGaming and Adam Jensen loots fridges!
  Texan_Reverend: Good job clearing the house first, Alex.
 Diabore: they took away mantling
 ANeMzero: Not sure about this carpet colour but at least it matched the drapes downstairs
 LordShadner: at least it is actually House shaped
 jessicaengle: Previously owned by a sketch comedy troupe/video production house
 Mnemonicman: no plumbing?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No plumbing at all
 sethtriggs: Is this like a  nuclear bomb test target?
 UnknownFriday: I mean, this isn't the greatest layout, but it's believable as a house layout at least.
 Tiber727: tHESE ROOMS ARE ALSO WAY TOO RECTANGULAR.
 tajessa: Oh my god it's groverhaus
 kristian_fischer: Adam Jensen doesn't loot fridges, he throws them onto rooftops.
 GlennSeto: Yeah, looks like they tightened some of the jank
 jessicaengle: Certified ghost free.
 Sorator13: @kristian_fischer I think that counts as looting
 fastlane250: This looks like that house you two looked at once at the beginning of stream
BurgerGamer: we didn't think someone would get past the door so we didn't add furniture
The_Potato_Cat: Ah I get it, she's got a gun holster buttplug. They're getting really ingenious
UtilityPunk: When they say looter shooter, they don't mean taking *everything* out of the house
 sethtriggs: They need a clapped out Chevy Cobalt
 PharaohBender27: @kristian_fischer Adam Jensen LIBERATES refrigerators
 fastlane250: Or at least, reminds me of it
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: So they just live in the garage
 electra310: They furnished THIS?
 MalFnord: it's a groverhaus
 red_shoes_jeff: The houe is a decoy.
 A_Dub888: @The_Potato_Cat gotta make do in the post apocalypse
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
   Anubis169: You have one already, it's the workshop 
 j_crane330: Semi converted garage
 Astra7525: Are we in Nuketown?
 GlennSeto: tax evasion
 A_Dub888: how long until the nuke?
 TheMerricat: oh, btw, according to the steam discussions this has bullet time. X activates it.
 FarleyF: https://youtu.be/j1c8yyI4PsM?si=UyweiA7pr2Oe7Tu3 well it has been 9 years and counting
 Mollylele: "man cave? pls. this is my boy bunker."
 Uzumaki15: Man the 3d remaster of Project Zomboid is different
 JadedCynic: Old, tired and busted: ManCave.  New hotness?  SHED. 
 Dog_of_Myth: Zoomies
 GasCityGaming: I have a gaming/craft room but i explicitly do NOT call it a man cave
 ANeMzero: they're old fake plastic TVs from Ikea showrooms.
  Simriel: Like, imatine you had found one of the military training towns post apoc
 Sacrenos: it's an airsoft field!
 RockPusher: someone had their wheaties this morning
  Simriel: You would use that shit
 TheDevil_Risen: HANG ON
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does he have a roller foot?
 j_crane330: Lead lined frigdes
 sethtriggs: Wow!
   Anubis169: Alex: 'X' turns on bullet time apparently
 bytecaster: Comby
 JadedCynic: they're ex-Aldi cashiers 
TheAinMAP: 
 TheDevil_Risen: CyborgZombie?
UtilityPunk: Ikea employees, when you stay longer than closing time:
 sethtriggs: Does your health regen here?
 MungoDude: resistance is futile
 GlennSeto: gritty Mega Man reboot
 tidehollowcat: If this is at all like other games with this exact combat system from earlier episodes, some of the enemies should have hilarious ragdolls
DarthRagnar815: Did he ask for that? 
 j_crane330: Get em
  Juliamon: wat
 kristian_fischer: I'm sad they didn't bring the ragdolls from Gangsta Sniper with the gun asset.
 PharaohBender27: 
 sethtriggs: So it's Fallout mixed with random asset flip
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: it is a "submachine gun"
   Anubis169: it's an abomination
 MenomeAlice: @loadingreadyrun We drove past a DIY place the other day that had a DIY caveman saying "Our Caves are gender neutral"
 Dog_of_Myth: That is a Warhammer 40K ship
 tajessa: What the
 red_shoes_jeff: I...!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's fucked
 Sorator13: ?????
 Cptasparagus: its like a stock?
 Alahmnat: ah, the Photoshop special
 johkmil: This is definitely a training town – there’s nothing here!
 TheDevil_Risen: umm MP7 with god knows on the front
 TehAmelie: the weirdest thing with The Last of Us i think is they go out of the way to contrive of this specific cordyceps mind control fungus when cordyceps don't even control ant minds, just their muscles
MistahFixIt: "Greebly Bullshit"
 Diabore: it looks like a stock
 UnknownFriday: The holster?
TwilightAvalon: Its a fucked up MP7
 Rhilenova: I think that's the holster?
 Gaz_L: It's Robocop's pistol
 Mnemonicman: We bullpuped the bullpup gun.
Critterbot: Suppressor*, but yeah.
 JadedCynic: I'm playing CP 2077 on monitor #2 right nwo, and the Maelstrom goons look LESS abused than these things
 TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun ^
UtilityPunk: Particle accelerator
 MungoDude: its mother was a P90
BurgerGamer: its a stock taped to the barrel
  Texan_Reverend: The extended mag is a thing. The front...attachment is nonsense that appears to perform some amount of sound suppression among other things.
 sethtriggs: The neighbors all got the same car. LOL
 j_crane330: Don't think about it too hard
thavleifrim: does that your holster? does it come to the front if you swap weapon
 prince_infidel: This is from Gangster Sniper
 bytecaster: Butt holster
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Less egregious
MistahFixIt: It still looks like greebly bullshit tho, tbh
 TheDevil_Risen: that is so strange
 TheAwkes: Kinda TMP7-ish in her hand, at least.
  Texan_Reverend: hahahahaha'
 JadedCynic: @bytecaster tramp-holster
 Anaerin: Is it like that "Tacticool" casing shell that gives you silencer, picatinny rails and sights strapped to a Euro 1911?
 Megaparsec256: i swear i've heard this music before in a better game
 Sorator13: I would simply install a pop socket on my gun
  Simriel: It's just a Pistol Caliber Carbine 
  Texan_Reverend: I got you, Alex.
 LathosTiran: personal defense weapon
 TheDevil_Risen: Hehehe Alex
Artificer_Evan: hi friends
 UnknownFriday: Okay, what I said earlier about reasonable house layouts? I take it back. Two equal sized rooms and nothing else.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Better than Alan Wake 2
 TheDevil_Risen: yes, its a Pistol Brace. PAY YOUR NFA
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 Gaz_L: impressed W+P got to Early Access GTA6 
 IsaTheEngie: It's a non-ATF item, of course.
TheAinMAP: As empty as the houses.
   Anubis169: it's like Nordberg's pistol
  Texan_Reverend: You _definitely_ didn't ever shoulder it using that pistol brace....
  Foxmar320: Nice
  Simriel: My 5.56 pistol with a Brace
   Anubis169: the howitzer
 Kazman20a: sort of looks like a sig legion with a silencer onit
 GasCityGaming: ni night
 GlennSeto: It's like the artillery from Naked Gun?
 JadedCynic: 65" barrel on a Zip22 
MistahFixIt: Is this just the "How big of a knife can you make and still legally qualify as a knife" argument for guns?
  Foxmar320: Uhhhhhh
 thatguysteve2709: That guy was walking his dog
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: wait, what?
 sethtriggs: Your garage opens right into the stairs
 Camthelion: know what else is stupid. my friend has a ak with no stock on it, and due to the size of it....its considered a pistol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Creased like bad pants" is going in my normal vocabulary 
 sethtriggs: Mmmmmmm dig that CO
   Anubis169: it's a garage
 TheDevil_Risen: but yeah 100% its meant to be a MP7 PDW with extra bits
  Texan_Reverend: @JadedCynic I think I may have vomited a little bit at that.
The_Potato_Cat: The car doubles as the sofa
 Sorator13: aww, I was hoping she'd kick the garage door in
 GasCityGaming: there's a restaurant here that does that, it's SO COLD in the winter
 Anaerin: It's Open Concept, Alex.
 Dog_of_Myth: Open concept plan
 bytecaster: weirdhouse.asset
 TehAmelie: just so much room for activities
 Astra7525: A drive-in house
 accountmadeforants: It's an Open Plan Garage
 Bassios: "You creased that guy like bad pants" is absolute gold, I shall be stealing that, Graham
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is like that horrifying real estate listing but emptied out
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This is house from Cars
 ANeMzero: The New Vancouver Special
 AlistorKO: zillow gone wild style house here
 IsaTheEngie: @MistahFixIt Yes, but also no.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: a Car lives here
 tajessa: I stg they were trying to make Groverhaus
 L0rdX33n: When you dive out of bed and into the driving seat
 johkmil: There’s not even a trace of where a bathroom would be installed in these houses – the SAS needs to step up with the realism of this training town.
 red_shoes_jeff: This might be an auto dealer
 sethtriggs: How does this house even stay up structurally?
 Tiber727: It's a studio mansion.
 SnackPak_: tanks, and not houses
 patrick_stonecrusher: This feels like that house you gave us a tour of
Lysander_salamander: like pepperspray 
 ANeMzero: The MP7 from Half-Life 2 is a PDW (but they scaled it up to look less tiny and silly)
  Texan_Reverend: Also heavily used by bodyguards and secret services.
 Alahmnat: who goes around flipping all the cars over in the zombie apocalypse?
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah they give them in survival packs to pilots too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To not die?
 SquareDotCube: The P90 is a PDW, which is known well in Stargate SG1
 Kazman20a: try to go get another tank
 L0rdX33n: Try to not die
 JadedCynic: it's small and compact so you can carry it inside your tin can
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You don't need to worry about it
 Alas_Babylon: Oh hey, random meteorite
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 tidehollowcat: Oh there are some horror stories of what happens to a human body inside a burning tank
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that trash just styrofoam?
 sethtriggs: Man those Hefty liners are no joke
 TheDevil_Risen: Clean up them streets!
 TehAmelie: show that garbage who's boss
 electra310: She has the heart of a bear
   Anubis169: There's a 4?
 FarleyF: ah the toymaker one
 Jillexie: There was a 2, 4 and 4?
 Jillexie: *3
 electra310: Specifically the bears in my neighborhood on trash day
 LordZarano: Personnel defence weapon rather than personal defence weapon?
 sethtriggs: So that house has windows like this yet it's got wood lath?
 SnackPak_: trippy
 GlennSeto: Garbage day is from SNDN 2, right?
 OldUncleDan: Death is not a consequence...  It is the ceassition of all consequences.
 JadedCynic: that POP IN 
 sethtriggs: Oh wow they double-stacked the wall
 TheDevil_Risen: thats trippy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What weird interaction would make that happen?
 LostThePirate: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Is it a house inside a house?
 L0rdX33n: Oh, so it didn't just kick in
 FarleyF: https://youtu.be/A46fWAXbTbI?si=WCp1oxj_3sGj1kXt
The_Potato_Cat: Double glazing is really getting up there
 Duffadash: The fifth one is pretty good!
 Drasvin: Do they have the wrong value of pi?
 L0rdX33n: Did you know there were 5 Scorpion King movies?
 Anaerin: B?
  Juliamon: We are being danced at
 Jillexie: TIL
 JadedCynic: LOD is usually ON THE HORIZON, not five feet away from the player 
 NimrodXIV: the fifth one is ... wild
  Texan_Reverend: Ok, double framed walls are a thing for efficiency...however, not with two layers of windows.
 FarleyF: https://youtu.be/wzBCODYoPwY?si=olY0bz70rlusSI85 the Kill Count has all the silent night ones
 Anaerin: B, for "Bullets and stuff"
UtilityPunk: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Yeah, the insides are probably a prefab that spawns with a bit of clip into the exterior piece, and despawns at a distance
 Duffadash: The third one also has Ricky, but it's made by people who never watched the second one, and that's real weird. Solid movie though.
 LarkSachrosis: B for Beapon
 LathosTiran: was watching the reboot marathon last night. midnight hit as they did the season 3 system reset
 Astra7525: Thermal insulation regulations now require multi-dimensional panes
 patrick_stonecrusher: Bequip
 TehAmelie: barmaments
 GlennSeto: I dimly remember a recent Critters sequel and it was absolute dogshit.
 Angreed66: why reverse grip that lowers your reach
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The...old...grey...mare....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The way she pulls the knife back she would disembowel herself
 Sorator13: Of course she uses the knife the cool (incorrect) way
  Texan_Reverend: S H O R T G U N
 bytecaster: Maybe it was the buy menu in a previous life
 Mnemonicman: bequip the bepon
GazzyInferno: @GlennSeto oh yeah Critters Attack is diiiiiiire
TwilightAvalon: Its ALWAYS a SPAS-12
 sethtriggs: An alien blaster
 Alahmnat: 🅱️eapon
   Anubis169: That's Sarah Connor's
 Laurence72: B for Bang Bang tools
MistahFixIt: The world's ugliest SPAS-12?
  Foxmar320: I love it when it makes Alex sad
 GapFiller:   
 Anaerin: It's a Greebled up SPAS-12
 TheMerricat: Doomguy lost his gun.
 TheDevil_Risen: SPAS 12 massacre
 Caffine1138: Father Help!
 NorthstarTex: that poor spas-12
Lysander_salamander: so many attachments
 L0rdX33n: Is that a laser sight?
 TehAmelie: a laser sight?
  Simriel: It's just a SPAS-13
 TheDevil_Risen: PLEASE HELP
  Foxmar320: 
KeytarCat: "Father, help"
The_Potato_Cat: I think you've found the game that cult house was based on. Everyone's even dressed the same
 TheDevil_Risen: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 Mnemonicman: bequip the botgun?
 WearingCats_CwC: And the stock folded, as is tradition
 tajessa: I am not a gunsm'n and even I can tell that's bussed
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MagnificentSarcasticKathyTTours-9hMyrbOTdaPw22TP
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 sethtriggs: Ping!
 LarkSachrosis: Made it look like it's from an Alien sequel
  Foxmar320: Still kicks at least
BurgerGamer: shotgun!
MistahFixIt: SPAS-Nine-And-Three-Quarters
 GlennSeto: Isn't that the fate of a couple of shotguns?
QmonsterGames: I like her toque
 TheDevil_Risen: OMG what even
 LordShadner: at least it's not a jackhammer 
  Texan_Reverend: Ok, this is functioning entirely as desired.
Critterbot: Well, it's got some stopping power at least. 
 ProcyonFlynn: The "backflip" gun
 Anaerin: May I remind you of the Pancore Jackhammer.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's what I want from that
 sethtriggs: "No, I will NOT stop"
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I would like to remind everyone of Newton's Third Law.
UtilityPunk:  That knockback and gunfeel
KingOfLimbs: my earliest memory of the SPAS-12 is Soldier of Fortune, the shooter that was completely unremarkable apart from being full of ludicrous gibs
 L0rdX33n: Yeah, that was sick as hell
 TheDevil_Risen: that's actually hella funny
 Alahmnat: put this in Destiny
MistahFixIt: The children long to return to Quake
  Foxmar320: Can we send one to space
 Diabore: so they improved on sword big
 TheDevil_Risen: LETS GO
   Anubis169: WHat's the range on it?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The wonderful ragdoll too
  Texan_Reverend: In no way realistic, but _awesome_
 tajessa: Yeah you know what? Good game
 Kentosaurus: ragdoll gun
 Serpens77: shotgun? More like yeetgun
BurgerGamer: this is how every shotgun should feel
 Nigouki: can you make them do a front flip?
 elkae: @Charlie_Victor7 OH! Thanks for the gift sub!
 HadesLeprechaun: if your game is bad, at least add excellent ragdolls so it can be funny
 accountmadeforants: Sometimes games just need real feedback
 Alahmnat: can you imagine that shotgun in the crucible?
 LarkSachrosis: better than the shotgun in Gears of War
 sethtriggs: I guess they're stored in your halter top
 MungoDude: it's not stopping power, it's going away power
  Simriel: Fuel can What?
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: You hit with this it instantly ragdolls and yeets them across the county
 Serpens77: do they flip differently if you shoot them in the legs vs upper torso?
 7gorobei: cuel fan
 lirazel64: How much weight is she carrying?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WimpyArborealAirGuitarRlyTho-3Iip2TRyi7PMjK2B
 Kazman20a: why are they sparking?
QmonsterGames: The gun is hovering off her back, so this much be a Bethesda game
 Jillexie: Was the P90 submachine gun used by anyone other that in Stargate SG-1?
 Astra7525: Fuel can. Why can'T you?
 ThorSokar: a shotgun that actually WORKS, game of the year, no notes
  Texan_Reverend: It's a fuel CAN, not a fuel CAN'T.
 Gaz_L: that UI is very extra
 GlennSeto: I'm not sure the regular shotgun in Doom 2016 has this much kick
   Anubis169: Jillexie: Quite a few, but they're murder to reload
 L0rdX33n: Havoering shoulder holster
 TehAmelie: fuel can be used to transport more fuel, if you're going rocketing
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SaltyDepressedCheetahAMPTropPunch-wM09bhGQ7SA6eeYE
 Gekyouryuu: me making an artsy movie to provide content for a film festival: fuel Cannes
 Gaz_L: dual weild?
 accountmadeforants: Admittedly, it'd be even funnier if the shotgun also propelled you back that much
 L0rdX33n: Hovering
 sethtriggs: Is there an inventory limit?
  Foxmar320: Can we dual weild?
 Pheonix888: I have questions about this shotgun holster
  Simriel: @Jillexie Lot of Engineering corps used it, and a bunch of police foices and stuff aroudnd the world
 Gaz_L: yeah! 0/10, can't dual wield
SuperRiderO: That Shotgun just like... floating there
 Tiber727: I dunno why this reminded me, but my favorite weapon was the pinball grenades from Perfect Dark. They bounce forever until they hit something.
 fastlane250: One gun is fun, but two is Woo-tastic
 TheMerricat: @Jillexie https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/FN_P90
 fuzzy_died: there is the combine item screen under C
 tajessa: 
thavleifrim: That sounds like the next big marketing campaign from the fossil fuel industry
TwilightAvalon: SPAS-12 is a European Police, SWAT and Counter-Terrorism Shotgun used by several countries, but the United States and Canada stayed with more local Winchester, Remington and Mossberg brands. The SPAS-12 became a popular Video Game and TV Weapon because it was seen as "unknown" to american audience
 sethtriggs: Little bit of an annoying UI
 Astra7525: one primary one secondary weapon slot
 red_shoes_jeff: Boo! Let us dual wield!
 sethtriggs: You were the cyborg after all!
   Anubis169: still tastier than malort
QmonsterGames: as opposed to a Dom Machine Gun
 Gekyouryuu: Submarine Gun and Submachine Sandwich
 GlennSeto: @twilightavalon What's the other one I'm thinking of, the drum magazine one?
 Sorator13: sub-mashing, or what happens during a subathon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, why can't we pull all the mods off and do arts and crafts with mods?
 Alas_Babylon: Tommy gun?
 CaptainSpam: Hey, at least this house has SOME furnishings.
SuperRiderO: One in the chamber on the other one?
 PhorrestGaze: mmm drink
 fastlane250: [COLA]
   Anubis169: GlennSeto: the Thompson?
TwilightAvalon: @GlennSeto Either the Pancore Jackhammer or the Armsel Striker
 GasCityGaming: naval gazing
 TehAmelie: maybe the game was made by Dean Koontz who thinks a machinegun mag can hold hundreds of rounds
 Gaz_L: M I D R I F F
 MungoDude: maybe the amount of ammunition is stored as a float
MistahFixIt: @GlennSeto - The Pancor Jackhammer?
   Anubis169: Returnal really went downhill
 LarkSachrosis: Men will live in a place like this and see nothing wrong with it 
 TheWriterAleph: @MungoDude heh
 Gekyouryuu: "oh, you see them as zombies?"
 TehAmelie: "and she's occasionally turning into other people"
 GlennSeto: I think it's alternately the Jackhammer and the Striker.
 bytecaster: We think the people are Zombies but we have never checked
 sethtriggs: Oh that's cheap
 Gaz_L: this is just what conservatives think the end of redlining will lead to.
 GasCityGaming: it's the Rated R Super edge of the neighborhood now, thank you 
 PharaohBender27: 
   Anubis169: wait WHAT!?
TwilightAvalon: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
 Kentosaurus: Great Barrier Beef is a great name for an Australian steakhouse
 CaptainSpam: @bytecaster "Look, we shot them in the head and they stopped moving, so we assumed they were zombies."
 PharaohBender27: HOIW
 kynelwynn: goona go out on a limb and assume the "goal" is get gas and key so can leave tthe level
 Bassios: I'm sorry WHAT
dabudder: hello chat and garbagers. First time tuning into W&P live, what with my prior experience mostly just being an annual viewing of the beautycopter replay
 sethtriggs: LEWD
  Simriel: I mean it's Not True, but it WOULD have been true
zigboy22: WUT?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sure this is foolish to ask: was there a stated goal of this game?
MistahFixIt: mmmnope don't like that
 NimrodXIV: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Hey, there was a fridge there
 thatguysteve2709: Bag happy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
 Transmuted_Elf: saddly only like 12 of them ever existed and like less than 5 of them could work.
  Simriel: The magazines were never actuallty produced
 Aarek: Mimic!
 Pheonix888: better than a jar?
 TehAmelie: wait, is the jackhammer the cybertruck of guns?
 JadedCynic: @TehAmelie Pancor?  Nah
 Gaz_L: clothes shoppi, zombie apocal, HIT DA BRICKS
 incslayer: the Pancor Jackhammer
 korvys: it's more like a concept car
 JadedCynic: they made ONE working model
 GlennSeto: More like an actually cool concept car.
  Simriel: The only firing ones had to be disassembled to reload
TwilightAvalon: The Cybertruck of Guns is the XM8 and XM-25 ABGL
 GapFiller: cant remember was it the Jackhammer or the SPAS 12 in Total Recall
MistahFixIt: Mainly because it had to be partially field-stripped in order to reload, right?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
MistahFixIt: GOODBYE?
Lysander_salamander: wild
 sethtriggs: POOM
TheAinMAP: 
 CodeIndigo: he went Away
 JadedCynic: @MistahFixIt yep
 tidehollowcat: It IS the same exact thing as the sniper games!  The guys with guns have funny ragdolls
 ThorSokar: Tuns out they were COPS not Military
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MistahFixIt: @JadedCynic Can't imagine why it never caught on.
 GapFiller: but only some game
 ANeMzero: My favorite part about the Pancor Jackhammer is that there is no accurate portrayal of the gun in any media, because the prototypes never got far enough to the point they worked out reloading. The existing gun needs to be taken apart to reload.
 CptMurphey: also the one that everyone references for videogames and movies is one that was further modified by the prophouse that owns it
 GlennSeto: The Cybertruck of guns would require a lotta gullible idiots actually using them.
   Anubis169: and then War Thunder provides the specs
KeytarCat: @ThorSokar Even worse!
Desruprot: teleporting
 lord_wertornion: I have been getting those!
 JadedCynic: they discovered  they can get an ADDITIONAL money stream without MAKING any products 
 tidehollowcat: I hate that I was able to identify this exact game engine and combat system from the very beginning.
 Sorator13: did it advertise classified documents?
 Anaerin: I keep getting ads for Metal Storm, licensed by Boeing, Northrup Grumman, and the like.
 JadedCynic: *braces*
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PuzzledBraveWalrusGivePLZ-jJA4EdPQHOGWGqcG
  Foxmar320: oh no
 TimeToFry: Christ
 GasCityGaming: I've gotten that one too!
 iris_of_ether: Wow
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh noooo
   Anubis169: BOING
 GapFiller: 
 sethtriggs: Well it's sure to crash
 SnackPak_: 
 TheDevil_Risen: Hang on. i think i've seen that one
 Driosenth: Lockheed
MistahFixIt: Lockheed?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ooooooohhhhhh nooooooooo
 Camthelion: Lockheed?
 GlennSeto: "You're Boeing to die."
SmoreThanAFeelin: Lockheed
Delta4904: Lockheed?
 Jillexie: Lockheed?
 JadedCynic: McDonnel Douglas?
 GasCityGaming: Lockheed MArtin?
 Nigouki: Lockheed
 lirazel64: Locheed
 sethtriggs: Lockheed Martin?
zigboy22: Lokeed
 lord_wertornion: lockheed
 Camthelion: woooow
 Anaerin: Lockheed Martin, yes.
  Foxmar320: I just keep getting the ones for the family freezing to death
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MistahFixIt: Unsold LMAO
Desruprot: xD Boeing oh no
 Gaz_L: Boeing is especially funny considering they've had a... not good 2024 even in civilian spaces.
 sethtriggs: Oh wow Gardenscapes/Homescapes is still around?
dabudder: no wonder they wont return your calls theyre doing video games now
 BrowneePointz: I saw a Domino's Squid Game yesterday Graham and my soul fucking died
   Anubis169: LOL
 Greyah: The only thing that would've made it a bigger yikes is "powered by AI" or some nonsense.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
MistahFixIt: LMFAO
 LostThePirate: XD
  Foxmar320: YESSS
 GrassVortex: 
 TheWriterAleph: woo-hoo-hoooeyyyy
Reecer6: get down
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GapFiller: GET DOWN!
Lysander_salamander: geddan!
 incslayer: Breakdancing Pro
 fastlane250:   
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LittleTiredMarrowHassaanChop-YoDAn0yRaj2rAW_L
 AlistorKO: STYLIN'
 Astra7525: Geddan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: To the MOON
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: wow
 RockPusher: Were these licensed fighter planes also anime girls?
 innerbeard: HI JORDYNN
 CodeIndigo: GEDDAN
TwilightAvalon: GEDDON
 Alahmnat: rofl
 iris_of_ether:   
 Gekyouryuu: GetDown!
 NightValien28: GET DOWN
MistahFixIt: Oh she's really going for ity
 jessicaengle:  
 Sorator13: Better breakdancing than Raygun...
 sethtriggs: Oh the screen tearing
 Jillexie:   
 Delta4904: @phoenixletmeuseadashd Thank You!!
 JadedCynic: GOLD MEDAL AT PARIS
 Gaz_L: going for the gold medal!
 MungoDude: woohoo
 Serpens77:  
 TheDevil_Risen: was it an ad for AirFighters Combat Flight Sim ?
 jessicaengle:  
 SnackPak_: watch me fly, papa
 accountmadeforants: This is peak video games
 MrVirite: GEDDAN
 GapFiller: q the silling Goldeneye Jpop
   Anubis169: BAHAHAHAHA
 KV1NN4: absolutely unrealistic expectations of womens bodies
 sethtriggs: Simone Biles eat your heart out!
 GlennSeto: The math is crying
 jessicaengle: 
 AlistorKO: We're stuntin' now!
MistahFixIt: Breaking Gold Medalist 2028 olympics
  NapalmSideburns: that's olympic level breakdancing!
UtilityPunk: If Australia could do this, they'd have won the gold medal
TheAinMAP: 
 definenull: This is what the Olympics should have been
 Gaz_L: what was the name of the Aussie breaker from Paris?
 red_shoes_jeff: "Wow, she's REALLY overselling this death scene..."
 CaptainSpam: P H Y S I C S
 ThorSokar: perfect game, ZERO NOTES
 Anaerin: Also, the game was called "Metal Storm", which was an eletrically activated munitions platform famous for being able to fire at 1 million rounds per second.
 ElFuzzy: it's randomizing the character creation?
BurgerGamer: how have we managed to find 2 separate games with outfit swap buttons that break the physics on death
 MungoDude: 
 ClodiumSoride: if you strike me down, i will becom3
 brutalpunishment: Spine is ok
 Transmuted_Elf: it switching between skins is also a wtf moment
 lirazel64: Laughing SO hard....
maxdamnit: better than Raygun
 OldUncleDan: I am still "proud" about Minnesota's contribution to the firearms fanboi community:  The Desert Eagle.
 JadedCynic: we've been twiddling our thumbs all this time: as Ian would say: "Now the game TRULY begins!" 
 TheWriterAleph: GOTY 2025
 RockPusher: Best breaking since the Olympics 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it bad now I want a game where these kinds of character toggle related physics nonsense is the entire game?
 cadesguy: everybody do the FLOP
 GlennSeto: @utilitypunk I missed that meme.
 ClodiumSoride: eh, yiungetbtge id3a
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 Alahmnat: @BurgerGamer they're by the same dev
   Anubis169: This is why we come here 
 BartholemewTheKitten: Raygun has Upped. Her. Game.
 Gekyouryuu: silly idea: a town named Ea Nasir, where the police department is staffed by people who are inept and/or corrupt. which is to say Ea Nasir is where you go for bad coppers
 aWabbajack: looney tunes physics
 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's always the same one that lanuches you up
 accountmadeforants: One of the models has some kinda stray hitbox that launches you, amazing
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/MoralPatientDurianTebowing-Ozj9eUmU8zUal6fH
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VivaciousCourageousSwallowKlappa-Ve38xkvJbaPPmTWY
  Texan_Reverend: Big agree @Anubis169
MistahFixIt: "You're at a Seven, we need you at like, Three"
 OldUncleDan: Dirty...  Dirty...  Slums!
 TheWriterAleph: She Will Dance
   Anubis169: Oh boy I gotta dry my eyes 
 sethtriggs: Underground - sounds like a sewer level
 FarleyF: @Gekyouryuu {slow Clap}
  Feriority: I love visiting the post-apocalyptic district but I would hate to live there
 GlennSeto: That's what the supposed microwave gun actually does to people.
 FarleyF: congratulations on winning the internet
 sethtriggs: That's the same first guy you fought last time!
 Anaerin: Cyber City? Don't you want to be a rea BIG SHOT!?
 TehAmelie: are these cyber zombies?
 red_shoes_jeff: Oh, look! Toronto!
 Alahmnat: the 2077 we have at our cousin's house
 TehAmelie: or xombies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also these are all "post apocalyptic district" since the zombies have taken over
 sethtriggs: XXX
 PharaohBender27: @Gekyouryuu 
 Gekyouryuu: @FarleyF thank you. :3
 CodeIndigo: @red_shoes_jeff please. it's clearly houston
 Diabore: need to find key
  Feriority: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yes, but only one of them is actually zoned for it.
 TheMerricat: @ElFuzzy No, the characters are baked in, the reason we get launched is because the bodies for each of the alternates have different proportions, so when you swap them out in 'ragdoll mode' sometimes your body spawns inside an object and the game flings you out to 'free it' 
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ExpensiveFastWeaselHassaanChop-NrfrU1J9E2kbFJ7C
   Anubis169: This reminds me of Borderlands 2
 sethtriggs: Are you like 7 feet tall?
 accountmadeforants: This whole area's colours and vibe (and starting while facing a car) reminds me of Redline, the video game from 1999
 tidehollowcat: Same exact attack as those sniper games from a few years ago
 GlennSeto: Are we going to Mardi Gras?
 CodeIndigo: she picked up the knife but where did it go?
 UnknownFriday: Flashbacks to Gangsta Sniper
 sethtriggs: Sword FX for the knife
 CodeIndigo: oh there it is
 TehAmelie: Gansta Sniper had even wilder death animations than the one we managed previously
 sethtriggs: The combat seems better.
UtilityPunk: This cybercity is what City of Ember should've been
 Angreed66: Still refusing to use not reverse grip are we devs
 Diabore: this game actually has legs, just needs (a hell of a lot of) polish
 Alahmnat: this is like the Mos Eisley of cybercities
 GlennSeto: Indiana Jones had rifle FX for his revolver, so fair play.
 sethtriggs: Hit with the hamstring LOL
 Laserbeaks_Fury: That sign is clearly "ZOO", but on it's side
 PharaohBender27: More like one-STABBING them
 LarkSachrosis: Knife goes in, guts come out.
 ThorSokar: well, when can you push another update?!?
 CaptainSpam: Noooooooooo!
 bytecaster: Imagine your cyberware needing a recall
 Tiber727: We spent 2.3 million to lose to a $100 knife.
 sethtriggs: The Zoo
  Foxmar320: hahahaaa
  Texan_Reverend: This is a cyber city in an alternate reality where elevators were never developed. Everything is only a few stories high due to stairs.
 tidehollowcat: Same exact putting on armor animation as the sniper games played previously
 sethtriggs: Oh no you got animation locked!
 TheDevil_Risen: loll
Zephyer: Never knew Zombies were weak against being stabbed in the shoulder.
 GlennSeto: @tiber727 We all learned a lot from Starship Troopers.
KeytarCat: Can you still do a takedown while dead?
Desruprot: lol
   Anubis169: noooooooo
 sethtriggs: So this UI, I wonder what it's called since it must be a stock asset
 PharaohBender27: Fatal error!
  Foxmar320: Or she will FATAL ERROR
 TheDevil_Risen: awwwww
 NorthstarTex: D:
 GapFiller: 
 Sorator13: fatal error!
 tidehollowcat: Every animation and bit of combat system is the same as a series of games you played in like, 2021.
GazzyInferno: she shot the game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sad music for broken game
 CaptainSpam: You bullied it too much. 
 Anaerin: She will Cyber-Shoot.
 elkae: 
   Anubis169: oh wow
 sethtriggs: Another invoice for QA in the bag
  Foxmar320: Crashed so hard
   Anubis169: can see in Alex's glasses
 Gaz_L: un petit peu
   Anubis169: your cameras are REALLY good
thavleifrim: the rest of the world is functioning as normal, only this district is post apocalyptic
 sethtriggs: Have your firefight on those nice shiny rails
 jessicaengle: Ninja turtles pls ?
  Foxmar320: wow
 Anaerin: GEDDAN....
KeytarCat: It's a one-shot, but no i-frames
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CrackyBillowingCroquetteBatChest-C7IBcD7YJ_WxX00e
 GapFiller:  what wd be the digital equivalent of cartridge tilting
 sethtriggs: I know I wanna be in this dirty, filthy tunnel with my belly exposed
 GlennSeto: Oh, the radiation thing?
TwilightAvalon: Is it weirder than wrapping your Xbox in Cold/Wet towels to prevent the X-brace from overheating?
 sethtriggs: I remember this subway car asset!
   Anubis169: ohh, yeah the famous one with Tick Tock Clock in SM64
KeytarCat: Thinky rock got confused
 Crad0k: the mario 64 jump? eeh, that was never actually proven, or replicated with a bit flip
 LarkSachrosis: ROM Corrupter?
 Its_VeeBot: Corruptions. The sort of stuff that Vinny Vinesauce does
 jessicaengle: A space egg K
 kynelwynn: Spaxe-K
 MrVirite: AKA-47
 sethtriggs: It's the S Subway
  Texan_Reverend: Why does it feel worse than the SMG?
 Astra7525: The Raspberry Pi 3 or 4 had a quirk that when you photograph the CPU with a xenon flash, it resets the processor
TwilightAvalon: This looks like more of a SIG-556
 Driosenth: Well, you can induce bit flipping with the proper radiation source, but what bits you flip would be mostly random.
Gizmoloid: are those... puddles on the tunel ceiling?
 DrLigmaPhD: Warhammer AK?
 pleonasticTautology: wait that subway car is
 Doc_Layzah: hair textures clipping in and out
   Anubis169: Astra7525: That's not to do with the CPU, it's putting energy into one of the diodes
KeytarCat: Oh, I became a vampire here!
 sethtriggs: Ping!
 pleonasticTautology: a literal NYC subway car
 RockPusher: New speedrun category — ionising radiation assisted  
 jonnykefka: nice one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why are the pillars so shiny?
 pleonasticTautology: i could tell you the exact model even
 thatguysteve2709: He touched third rail
 Crad0k: i actually saw a video on that recently, someone actually bought the guy's n64 and mario, and the cart was pretty manky
 sethtriggs: I love how there's just a bunch of single subway cars
 Its_VeeBot: MTA's gonna sue
 CaptainSpam: I see we have the fans cooling the sunlight streaming in, as is movie law.
 pleonasticTautology: both of them are nyc subway cars
 TehAmelie: day did that grey haired zombie look like Werner Herzog?
 TehAmelie: or say
 Astra7525: @Anubis169 might be, but you are flashing the CPU package on the board, no?
 TheDevil_Risen: lightings going nuts
 CodeIndigo: so physics can be fun. i just picked up beam.ng drive and spent longer than I would like to admit last night just driving into walls
 jessicaengle: @TehAmelie Perhaps Werner Herzog resembles a zombie.
 sporkraptor: subway fan
 sethtriggs: This feels like this might cause a seizure.
 LordZarano: I've seen videos where people installed Source Engine games on USB sticks and then pulled out the stick in the middle of the game. And ones where they delete random things from the game's files while playing
 Anaerin: Drama fan. Gotta love a good drama fan.
 Alahmnat: that will never get old
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also why are the giant fans spewing smoke/steam in the middle of the walls
dabudder: *stopping* power
  Foxmar320: I wish Destiny shotguns did that
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 TwoSenses: garbage day!!!!
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 sethtriggs: Just needs some red mist too
 bytecaster: That felt very Serious Sam
 TheDevil_Risen: the wire pull on the shotgun hit is amazing
   Anubis169: Astra7525: it's one of the surface mounted diodes on the top of the board, i think somebody did a teardown with obscuring everything but one component for every component, and found out which it was
 Gaz_L: ugh, i was hoping i could hang on for AFK live but this flu is kicking my ass even with the mountains of paracetemol (tylenol)
 Its_VeeBot: Sometimes things that are stupid and unncessary... are cool. This is not one of those times.
KeytarCat: Honestly, the Jak 2 shotgun is one of my iconics
  Texan_Reverend: Imagine some special Dragon's Breath ammo for this shotgun...SO much fun.
 innerbeard: I'm gonna put a backlit fan in my house now just to be unique
  Juliamon: Get well soon Gaz_L
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's medication induced constipation groans
 TehAmelie: i like the one in Quake 3
 PharaohBender27: @innerbeard Good luck trying to sleep! 
  Texan_Reverend: @innerbeard Having been in a storage shed that did that...don't. It will just make you feel ill.
 sethtriggs: Nice pointless pit
 Gaz_L: ty @Juliamon
 jessicaengle: @Gaz_L Feel better soon 
   Anubis169: it is
 PharaohBender27: Huh
Zephyer: The gun is good!
 DrLigmaPhD: to those who celebrate
 red_shoes_jeff: The gun is good!
 Gaz_L: the gun is good, the penis is evil
   Anubis169: the giant gun vomiting statue head
 Alahmnat: wait was that an ESA logo on the front of that train?
  Simriel: I knew my Penis felt Evil today
  Foxmar320: YES!
dabudder: YIPPEE
Gizmoloid: hello!
 Caffine1138: YEET
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Subocean!!!!!
 sethtriggs: WOW
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheDevil_Risen: YES!
 RockPusher: watch out for Sean Connories mankini then I guess?
 jessicaengle: Wheeeeeee
 sethtriggs: immediate kill field
 TheDevil_Risen: weeee
 GapFiller:   
   Anubis169: TO ATLANTIS!!  
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: sub annhiliation zone
 PhorrestGaze: nice
 Metric_Furlong: sub-ocean get! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5rusicEnc
 thebuzzstreams: Clean break
  Texan_Reverend: We deed eet!
 NightValien28: STILL COUNTS
 kynelwynn: Zardoz is 2293
Critterbot: The promised land! 
 sporkraptor: damn
Gizmoloid: switch model?
 jonnykefka: you contacted the subocean and evaporated
 bytecaster: Subocean!
 TehAmelie: and They Live was supposed to happen at some point this year, but of course they stupped that
Chesul: We're home!
 red_shoes_jeff: SUBOCEEAN!
 jessicaengle: Got there 
 iarethel0ser:  
 SymphonySolstice: grand success
 Kentosaurus: she has shot
 Gekyouryuu: I've yet to see Zardoz, but "The gun is good! The penis is evil!" is a bit noise for another stream I watch
 Mollylele: DandyGeek said I shouldn't watch Zardoz today >:( WHEN IF NOT NOW
 PharaohBender27: Wikipedia says Zardoz takes place in 2293
 sporkraptor: I got here just for the end XD
 GlennSeto: My platonic ideal of a video game shotgun is one of the modes of the Flak Cannon from UT.
 AlistorKO: First subocean of the year
 TehAmelie: stopped
 BartholemewTheKitten: The subocean portal
  Texan_Reverend: @Mollylele An excellent question.
 elkae: free Olly!
 OldUncleDan: Well, Cyberpunk was originally supposed to happen in 2020...
 elkae: molly lmao
 sethtriggs: Well no wonder they're 50 cents
 Dog_of_Myth: The Value
Lysander_salamander: aaa
 sethtriggs: No gainaxing!
 TheDevil_Risen: ooo fancy
 CodeIndigo: that says more about your willpower there G
dabudder: absoltely gormless
  Simriel: I mean he COULD have said no, but he didn't wanna
 Its_VeeBot: I misread that title as "Elsa Dragon Hunter"
 TheDevil_Risen: stick that superhero landing
  Foxmar320: Those dead eyes
 kynelwynn: Well G, you -could- say no. But then we wouldn't have them for W+P
 bytecaster: Subtle
 sethtriggs: It is sexy full time
 ThorSokar: super hero landing of course
 DrLigmaPhD: Shes breasting boobily?
   Anubis169: we have a stamina meter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She is either high as balls or has maximum botox
 Alahmnat: we're not even where we landed
 SymphonySolstice: I can feel how uncomfortable that top is
 Gaz_L: sword has sparklies
 WearingCats_CwC: A chainmail camisole?
 TehAmelie: can you become different people in this one?
 Rhynerd: honestly, 50 cents ain’t bad for a good game shotgun.
 JadedCynic: I mean, you CAN say 'no', but, I concur that it's so much 'affordable content'
 sporkraptor: the second sword is for decoration
 Gaz_L: no, G, they're both for monsters
Desruprot: that focus
 LurkerSpine: must be the silver sword
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: But the humans are the real monsters
 sethtriggs: Well collision is a suggestion
dabudder: @DrLigmaPhD i mean not really they dont seem to have seperate physics
  Simriel: No one is for Humans, one is for Creatures, both are for Monsters
 red_shoes_jeff: Both swords are for monsters.
 TheDevil_Risen: as the witcher 3 taught us
 LurkerSpine: damn it Graham beat me to it
 OldUncleDan: But aren't humans the real monsters?
 PharaohBender27: That is correct, 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: oh so it's the Witcher we have at home
 CodeIndigo: armor in all the places where stabbing traditionally occurs and none over useless parts like YOUR HEART
 kumatsu: less labor to produce
 sethtriggs: Oh my goodness she must be a baker because they modeled some cake
 Doc_Layzah: those fabric physics on her skirt!
 j_crane330: Just stab me now
 Its_VeeBot: I have played games *intended to be titillating* that were far more subtle than that was
 WearingCats_CwC: She probably has that too
 Laserbeaks_Fury: SIlly Stringman
 DrLigmaPhD: @dabudder SMH 0/10
Gizmoloid: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SourShakingTurnipSeemsGood-l4K0TUOkhZPuCqU0
 Gaz_L: @TheDevil_Risen and the Witcher 4 will re-state, going by the trailer
 northos: wait, she has two swords but only one scabbard?
   Anubis169: WHEEEEEE
MistahFixIt: Rubberband Man fell on some hard time
  Texan_Reverend: SPROING
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 TehAmelie: the best jump since MIner Ultra Hero
 Alahmnat: no fall damage!
 TheDevil_Risen: @Gaz_L yep
 accountmadeforants: One sword is for monsters, the other is for monster trucks
  Foxmar320: This map already looks familure to me
 Drakas: has anyone ever looked in to the connection with asset flipping game and if the person making them is also sell sed assets
 singinnonsense: 0.1 g
TotallyNotaBeholder: She's in the wrong career, WNBA would kill for her
 Its_VeeBot: Space Jump!
 lirazel64: The physics on her sh
 Dog_of_Myth: Skyrim actuate!!
 CodeIndigo: press to srint
 Alas_Babylon: Press to Srint
 sethtriggs: Is this like latex leather for that...skirt?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Have we had a single dev for all the games today?
 GlennSeto: How is the leather skirt theoretically the tamer choice and they still managed to make it stick to her ass like that?
 sporkraptor: you can et an appl
 Alahmnat: it's kind of fascinating watching this person's games get moderately more competent as we go
 tidehollowcat: More setting appropriate menu aesthetics
 Its_VeeBot: More like Dork Souls
   Anubis169: oh boy
 TimeToFry: Oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Body fat???????
dabudder: @TotallyNotaBeholder think less wnba more harlem globetrotters
 sethtriggs: How is there not pantsu?
 Sorator13: Oh no.
 Astra7525: No. Middle. Sliders!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/IgnorantShakingMelonHeyGirl-wnGUY9BJAwgrWDwv
 DrLigmaPhD: Give me that experimental fat
 L0rdX33n: Your skirt appears to be glued to your hiney
 sethtriggs: Welp go big or go home
 Doc_Layzah: @Thefluffiestguineapig  vinyl
 Sorator13: "experimental"
 Cptasparagus: blorbo
 CodeIndigo: she inhaled once and just made a lot of perverts very happy
 TehAmelie: did you make the number 80085?
Desruprot: lol
 GrassVortex: D:
   Anubis169: WAHAHAHAHA
  Foxmar320: 
 accountmadeforants: 
 thebuzzstreams: cheeked up
Lysander_salamander: yayay
 TimeToFry: NO
 jessicaengle: ha
 Alahmnat: there we go
frank_the_great:   
 Its_VeeBot: YES
 CaptainSpam: HERE WE GOOOOOOO
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: *blink*
 pleonasticTautology: omg.
 sethtriggs: LOOOOOOOLLL
GazzyInferno: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 L0rdX33n: @Cptasparagus Fuck Blorbo!
 SAJewers: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Monster factory 
 Sorator13: WHAT
 roefizzlebeef: please love truck
Critterbot: 
 SnowBuddy18: yes
  Foxmar320: More
 L0rdX33n: AAAAAAAAAAA
 DrLigmaPhD: Monster Factory
Lysander_salamander: sure
 jessicaengle:    
 Rhynerd: cheeks!
  Foxmar320: MORE
 cadesguy: oh NOOOO
 CodeIndigo: WHAT THE HELL
 LostThePirate: Uhm
nevermore913: Oh my God
 GlennSeto: oh nooooooo
 northos: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
 Gaz_L: beat me to it, Alex!
 LathosTiran: whyy is it effecting the dress
 JKBalch: What was that about subtle?
 BartholemewTheKitten: "Subtle"
 patrick_stonecrusher: In heaven, everything is fine
MistahFixIt: No Middle Sliders indeed
 TheDevil_Risen: OMG THAT IS CUIRSED
 GasCityGaming: you can't do that when i'm drinking!
 sethtriggs: This is what Pyramid Head looks like underneath
 GreatWahooney: what is this, The Thing?
 TheDevil_Risen: SO CURSED
frank_the_great: Double cheeked up, on a Wednesday afternoon
 vanman229: that is straight up a ballsac
 littleunknownn: 
 Gekyouryuu: she's an Owl
 jessicaengle: 
 fastlane250: she ate a toilet seat
goombalax: is this duckface
 Alas_Babylon: Feminine beauty standards, man
 accountmadeforants: She's become one of those fly-eating plants
  Simriel: Oh hey, it's Godwyn the Golden
 Chronomagistrate: Well that's terrifying
 GlennSeto: "I am not an animal..."
 TheDevil_Risen:    
  Texan_Reverend: 13/10 Perfect game.
   Anubis169: Biggs, meet Wedge
TheAinMAP: 
 ryuhimora: BE NOT AFRAID
 EricTheOrange: she looks like a star wars alien
 BartholemewTheKitten: Halp
 Orestes290: Bombad
 Greyah: I love that it also made your outfit go.
Critterbot: That is... DEEPLY cursed!
 innerbeard: She is beauty, she is grace, she has a saucer for her face
 KingOfLimbs: she's beauty, she's grace, 80% of her body mass is her face
 Cptasparagus: Crimson Chin 2.0
 sporkraptor: well now you can't
 sethtriggs: Does that increase your hitbox?
 Alahmnat: you ever turn your protagonist into an anthro stingray?
The_Potato_Cat: Quagmire is that you??
 L0rdX33n: Me shovel faced beauty
Cinnabat: Looks like an owl when looked from the front
 JadedCynic: FINALLY, A Character Generator that TRULY represents me! 
MooseAndTato: potion seller!
 TheDevil_Risen: !adult
  LRRbot: Sorry, Beej is unavailable.
 TehAmelie: we might need a straw
 Doc_Layzah: why are the jowels tied to the front of the skirt?
 tidehollowcat: I don't think it's physically possible to drink a potion
 Laserbeaks_Fury: well alllright...giggity
Lysander_salamander: does it mess with your hit-box?
 ThorSokar: with that face? you're gonna need a straw
 sethtriggs: Now for some sweet chin music
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ColdStylishLasagnaMoreCowbell-86e5hWZKo44z4GcM
 WearingCats_CwC: I'm not sure you can drink a potion without some kind of elaborate straw
 BartholemewTheKitten: Can: become an eldritch horror
 DrLigmaPhD: Is this All Tomorrows?
 BartholemewTheKitten: Can't: drink a potion
Gizmoloid: @ThorSokar a straw? More like a hose!
MistahFixIt: She takes 80% of every hit on the chin
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Now that is a quote
 Alahmnat: not wrong, so do I
 ThorSokar: @Gizmoloid 
 KingOfLimbs: that sounds like something Captain Titus might say of her
 GreatWahooney: can we get that in the quote db please
 10of9: Talk about taking it on the chin 
 CodeIndigo: parry it with your grotesquely swollen face
 Kazman20a: you did push her ass out her back a little
 Its_VeeBot: It hits me every time she turns around
goombalax: oh no the polygons
 TimeToFry: What happened to her skirt
 sethtriggs: Oh noooooo
 northos: "body fat" is definitely changing her physique a bit, but it seems to be at thresholds rather than continuous
 sethtriggs: LEWD
 JKBalch: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FurtivePoisedChipmunkKappaPride-ELW5e3kQzBFv5MOk
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TriangularStrongWallabyShadyLulu-hP22EqYv7d-A4c1e
 DrLigmaPhD: Very few games let you play as a manta ray
 CaptainSpam: S T A R C H
 jessicaengle: Too much starch
 betweenmyself: sometimes you develop bee allergies late into adulthood 
 singinnonsense: I love the body fat is the experimental part
DoomBringerIL: happy NYE! is there any updates on the "when ready" part of the "out when ready" regarding friday nights? @LoadingReadyRun
  Foxmar320: Im going to have so many clips to review
 L0rdX33n: Whoooooosh!
 sethtriggs: Smack that monster in its disturbingly smooth groin
 GreatWahooney: now THAT'S fashion
  Texan_Reverend: The shirt sticks out as far forward of the body as the face does.
 jessicaengle: @CaptainSpam Drift compatible!
 sporkraptor: she is Very Excited about her plastic surgery
  Texan_Reverend: skirt*
 sethtriggs: "I am not an animal"
dheid1: Joe Camel looks good, man.
   Anubis169: EMRAKUL!!!!
 Doc_Layzah: oh no
MistahFixIt: Oh YES
dabudder: AUGH
 TimeToFry: Jesus
  Foxmar320: Oh my dear lord
 northos: what in the Bloodborne
 Kentosaurus: what have you done
Lysander_salamander: wow
Cinnabat: That's a pinecone
 NimrodXIV: uhhhhhhh
 Alahmnat: 
 CptMurphey: when you mentioned with cheek size and it started changing the skirt I got very worried
 Its_VeeBot: BEAUTIFUL
thavleifrim: what have you done?
 JadedCynic: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 innerbeard: eldritch monstrosity of 2025
 CodeIndigo: BIBLICALLY ACCURATE
 fastlane250: Oh no
MistahFixIt: BE NOT AFRAID
 Cptasparagus: Emrakul?
 Crad0k: FEAR NOT
 GlennSeto: KANEDAAAAAAA
 Caffine1138: Is that you God?
 accountmadeforants: Ah, we're an angel now
 SymphonySolstice: FEAR
 Pheonix888: Is that your final form?
goombalax: Embrace Compleation
 Firewhiskers: Biolante!
  Foxmar320: Ive seen this in Fallout 76
 L0rdX33n: Tetsuooooo!
 DrLigmaPhD: Like am eldritch turkey
 roefizzlebeef: my god you've turned her into an asterisk
 lirazel64: Angelic
 sethtriggs: THIS IS FINE
 Doc_Layzah: abomination
 thebuzzstreams: Where we're going, we don't need Quality Testing
Trombone_Hero: The Crystaline Entity!!!
zigboy22: BE NOT
 jessicaengle: She's at the center of a black hole
 WearingCats_CwC: Crash Shepard
 LathosTiran: Lavos from crono trigger
 warpstonewarlock: we're Bloodborne now
 ThorSokar: Now we're talking!
 TheDevil_Risen: omg
 varmintx0: This is some Akira shit.
 Camthelion: great way to start the new years clips
 elkae: legendary w+p
 MalFnord: ia ia cthulhu
 Rhynerd: true beauty.
GazzyInferno: KANEDA HELP MEEEEE
OmnipotentTrevor: The bodyfat slider is effecting the torso, just not as dramatically
TheAinMAP: 
 TimeToFry: I didn't know the Bloodborne sequel came out already
Gizmoloid: you certainly have become
 Serpens77: become vertices
 DotDashington: FACE BASED INTERSTELLAR?
sephsays: i understand why all the enemies are trying to kill you now
 TheDevil_Risen: nice Eldrich Horror there alex
 Bassios: Oh I had a nightmare like this once
 Drasvin: 
 CodeIndigo: like a turkey banged a combine harvester
  Texan_Reverend: Biblically accurate Elisa.
 electra310: I see we are feeling threatened
 Doc_Layzah: where is your hit box??
 sethtriggs: You control the vertical, you control the horizontal
The_Potato_Cat: So that's how godskin Nobel's are made!
goombalax: my first laptop used to do this when it overheated
 jessicaengle: This is a crime
 7gorobei: it is like something between a pinecone and a lionfish
Lysander_salamander: like a katamari
 sethtriggs: Imagine if there were a sexy toggle to this
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObliqueSmoothSwordShazBotstix-2XMKERCwaWWNaQg1
 thebuzzstreams: Is this the new Sonic game?
 creasehearst: i see we have become the Godskin Noble
 accountmadeforants: Biblically accurate Sonic
  Foxmar320: Gotta go fast
Gizmoloid: Katamari Damacy!
  Juliamon: oh, is this [NaDtD spoilers]?
 northos: F
 kumatsu: this iiiiis the story of a girl
 DoodlestheGreat: Incredible camoflague.
glitched_goddess: F
DoomBringerIL: is this game in beta? @LoadingReadyRun
 j_crane330: Biblically accurate angle
 Laurence72: Oh good, I was worried she was too wide to fit through there
   Anubis169: Nobody light a match
  Foxmar320: 
 Its_VeeBot: F
 GlennSeto: Now when a DC fan tells you Darkseid is a higher dimensional being...
 Gaz_L: as Cori taught us, never turn your back on a skellington
 jessicaengle: @Gizmoloid Naaaaaaaa nanana na na!!
 GreatWahooney: finally a biblically accurate video game protagonist
 tidehollowcat: Looks like a character out of Claymore
frank_the_great: This is just like Inside. Blob monsters go!
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon 
thavleifrim: I would explode too if i saw that walking towards me
 Chronomagistrate: "Make sure all your splines are properly reticulated, for a full range of options in combat"
 CaptainSpam: Pop!
  Foxmar320: Dead fixes all
 DrLigmaPhD: Dying solved eerything!
  Texan_Reverend: @goombalax I had an old GPU that did something like this to the geometry while playing Unreal Tournament...2k3, I think.
MistahFixIt: Even the skeletons seem confused by you
 Doc_Layzah: nope
 sethtriggs: You can't dead ragdoll? Did he fix that uh oh
 MrVirite: oh I wish the menu was custom
 GlennSeto: Rorschach: "My face! Give me back my face!"
TheKrakenKing: "fixed" everything
 j_crane330: Well that is....
 Alahmnat: yeah the skeletons definitely look like they're from a different asset pack
   Anubis169: lol
Gizmoloid: that gaze
 betweenmyself: Dark Souls character creation randomizer seems tame now
goombalax: she's a ball-chinian!
MistahFixIt: Oh good we're back to Abnormal
 sethtriggs: Oh wow you have your own stormtrooper helmet
 CodeIndigo: cool abominations don't look at explosions
 PharaohBender27:  
  Foxmar320: Yessss
 TimeToFry: Oh no!
 sethtriggs: OHHHH
   Anubis169: WHY!?
 SymphonySolstice:  
 LarkSachrosis: Teeth
 TheDevil_Risen: OH NO
 kumatsu: Matt Groening ass character design
 Kentosaurus: cryptkeeper
TheAinMAP:  
MistahFixIt: "I want to take her face... off."
 CodeIndigo: I FEEL PRETTY NOW
 jessicaengle: D:
 aWabbajack: ubisoft?
 sethtriggs: Its like one of the failed Robocops
 Phailhammer:  
 TimeToFry:  
 GapFiller:   !?
 tidehollowcat: Is this what Curly looked like under the bandages?
 Bassios: Oh gods the nightmare keeps happening
 DoodlestheGreat: WELL.
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 Rhynerd: the flesh is weak.
 ThorSokar: Lets put a SMILE on that FACE  
 accountmadeforants: Just disguising as one of the skeletons
 DrLigmaPhD: You look like you fuckin chose poorly while hunting for the Holy Grail
  Foxmar320: Died
   Anubis169: another enemy
 GlennSeto: "Where we are going, we don't need eyes..."
 sethtriggs: Why body fat
Gizmoloid: so... PRETTY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What happened? I went to take a bio break and she had a schnozz the size of a shield
 Doc_Layzah: zombie got you
Gizmoloid:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When did we get all these spines?
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Character customization has proven . . . interesting
 GapFiller: Thefluffiestguineapig turns out most of the CAW sliders aint limited
   Anubis169: might want to save after the change
 CodeIndigo: @Thefluffiestguineapig we don't talk about the spines
goombalax: "YOU DID THIS"
 DrLigmaPhD: Stingray dislikes you
 sethtriggs: These are such arbitrary values to change
MistahFixIt: There is in fact an upper limit to character creation and this game was brave enough to find it
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @goombalax ^^^^^^This is probably why it's so judgemental
 jessicaengle: Plz just let her die 
 lirazel64: Can you imagine this in a dating sim?
 iris_of_ether: Alex
 Metric_Furlong: Alex
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 CodeIndigo: oh, that's a tos violation
 butt_ghost: ALEX
   Anubis169: uh oh
 TimeToFry: Oh nose!
 sethtriggs: LOL
 TheDevil_Risen: ALEX
  Foxmar320: It's perfect
 Sorator13: ALEX
 GlennSeto: Is this what happens after you pose for too much ducky face on social media?
Lysander_salamander: wow
 PharaohBender27: ALEX MIDDLE NAME STEACY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Skeleton has phased through the extent of our face
 TehAmelie: a stern god walks among us
 Its_VeeBot: Exquisite.
 ThorSokar: the NOSE knows!
 Astra7525: Ever seen a frontal Thagomizer?
MistahFixIt: I can smell... EVERYTHING
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying now
 sethtriggs: There once was a lady from Nantucket/Whose nose was so big she could...
 Alahmnat: what cartoon are the nose-headed people from
 Marvoleath: what does you elvish nose see, Legolas?
 elkae: 
 betweenmyself: the varying stages of Akiratization 
 7gorobei: i can smell higher dimensions
Gizmoloid: you're being killed I think
 Chronomagistrate: @ThorSokar Nostrildamus
  Foxmar320: Flesh cape
 SkylerRingtail: I wonder if these options will affect the ragdolling
 Laserbeaks_Fury: KANEDA!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The delay in it kicking in is the best part
 DrLigmaPhD: Youre a horseshoe crab
Gizmoloid: can't see behind that shnozz 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: The inspiration for the Smelloscope.
 sethtriggs: These mess up your hitbox for sure
 Gaz_L: ok, think i'm gonna tap out here between coughing jags
BurgerGamer: have we transformed into a gulper eel
MistahFixIt: "She's more nose now, than man..."
thavleifrim: it kinda reminds me of that flying lizard in mario odyssey
 Caffine1138: Is this Art?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Barely visible is the back of the head
TheKrakenKing: the sword simply emerges from the abyss now, perfection
 TehAmelie: she has a head comprised of several large osteoderms
 iris_of_ether: Chat we're all doing great work here
 CodeIndigo: this started out as dollar general dragon age and has ended up at dead space but with less restraint
 10of9: NOSEferatu 
 GrassVortex: looks like some weird Star Trek alien
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We are chipmunk now
 GlennSeto: Does this somehow end with our character becoming a crustacean?
MistahFixIt: SKRONK
dabudder: the snifferrrrrrr
 DotDashington: This entire creature becomes normal if given thr context of being an underwater creature
 sethtriggs: Oh that is lwed
 GapFiller: 100% peen
Cinnabat: A penos
  Foxmar320: Well... yeah it is
Lysander_salamander: why is that
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: She is a bit of a dickhead
 DrLigmaPhD: Penenits
 NightValien28: that be a dick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: my face hurts
Cinnabat: Penose*
 jessicaengle: 
Zephyer: Enlarge!
frank_the_great: Game of the Year?
goombalax: hate when the dicknose
 vanman229: the neigel thornberry
 PotatoWraiths: :3
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 northos: :3
 Alahmnat: so this is how LRR's channel gets shut down, lol
Trombone_Hero: How did you make an uwu face
 Doc_Layzah: If you should meet God on your journey, God will be smelt
 JadedCynic: "I know game developers that put limits on their character customize engines, and they're all COWARDS!" 
MistahFixIt: Thmashing
 DeM0nFiRe: :3
 Lysander_salamander: oh, thanks for that, Wabbajack
   Anubis169: TOO MUCH
   Anubis169: 
 GapFiller: damnit still gotta watch The Substance
 betweenmyself: our vestigial head penis don’t allow for flight, per se, but we can glide for short distances using their fleshy pouches
frank_the_great: That was a pretty banger movie
 aWabbajack: no probs @Lysander_salamander
 sethtriggs: But yet there's always perfectly sculpted skirt wedgie
dabudder: no it does stuff its just not really pronounced, i saw a small change to her thighs
 ANeMzero: looks like a spiders mouth
 GlennSeto: It's the mom from Braindead!
 DrLigmaPhD: Bloodborne wishes it was this eldritch
  Feriority: :3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's botched plastic surgery
 jessicaengle:  oh dear God
MistahFixIt: "I ated a bee" :c
zigboy22: why are the lips mkeing the uwu face
 Alahmnat: this is what happens when you moisturize her
  Foxmar320: OMG
 WearingCats_CwC: She's turning into a capybara
 Lysander_salamander: hamtarto time!
   Anubis169: Conkers' Bad Fur Day
 iris_of_ether: Need hopital
 Caffine1138: Perfectoin]
 Doc_Layzah: perfect
 Astra7525: Xeno, Botox princess
 sethtriggs: Oh the booba shrank!
 Doc_Layzah: no notes
 adambomb625: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CoweringTemperedOilCoolStoryBro-nY3B4CyRAEUYAhRq
Trombone_Hero: Reminds me y'all should watch Hundreds of Beavers
 GreatWahooney: if this were the character customisation potions, I'd be much more into MMOs than I am currently
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GreatWahooney: *options
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think she got stung by a bee
 NightValien28: AAAAAAAALVIN
 sethtriggs: Oh it jiggles
 jessicaengle: 
 NimrodXIV: aaaahh
 10of9: You've heard of Squirrel Girl, now behold... this...
 Dog_of_Myth: Kill it, killit with fire
thavleifrim: is your sword cutting your cheek when you swing
 tidehollowcat: Looks like a podracer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact her arms phase through her cheeks is deeply weird
TheKrakenKing: it's the judge from the wall now
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DepressedSoftBurritoCoolStoryBro-OXBI3tru7bDhKMgY
 ghyllnox: Garfield what happened?
 BartholemewTheKitten: The Matthamster
   Anubis169: Nega-head
 accountmadeforants: Would you still love me if I were unreticulated splines?
   Anubis169: invert all the settings
 Bassios: Oh, she's becoming a predator
 fastlane250: A slight implosion of the face
   Anubis169: WOW
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 JadedCynic: @tidehollowcat you mean the vehicle?  or a pilot that forgot their helmet?
 Lysander_salamander: wow
goombalax: talk about a blowout
 micalovits: Is that a... Turkey?
 Travilogue: That's a mating display
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You made it so negative it all came out the back
 NimrodXIV: wat
 tidehollowcat: @JadedCynic The vehicle
 jessicaengle:  the horror..... the HORROR
 PhorrestGaze: looks like a fish
 Dog_of_Myth: That's a second stage boss fight right there
 CodeIndigo: WARNING do not use a black hole as a neti pot
 NotCainNorAbel: slight deviated septum
 KV1NN4: i no longer want to find the clitoris
 innerbeard: I heard Alex stop themself from making a "blew her back out" joke
MallyxZero: is this how the  designed cenobites?
sephsays: oh, is this how they made that dragon in Dark Souls 1?
 sethtriggs: Got that jaw of justice
 Doc_Layzah: praetor
 roefizzlebeef: it's the skin lady from doctor who I think
  Foxmar320: Savathun?!
goombalax: Elesh Norn?!
MistahFixIt: Dimensionally-Trancendental septum
   Anubis169:  ONE PUUUUUUNCH!!
 SnackPak_: Savathun?
 Serpens77: Xira Arien??
 Lysander_salamander: Laaamp?
 DrLigmaPhD: Duskmourn looks grat
 TehAmelie: is this how we summon Mothra?
 Alahmnat: digging Savathun's new artistic direction
 TheDevil_Risen: OMG
  Foxmar320: Pirate?!
 GlennSeto: That's just the scarlet rot working as intended.
   Anubis169: hahahahaha
 Caffine1138: Brother. Get the Flamer.
 TheDevil_Risen: EWWW
 Caffine1138: The Heavy Flamer
 10of9: Resident Evil writers would call this the ultimate weapon
 Laurence72: Well, if this cost less than a buck, you've gotten your money's worth out of it
offbeatwitch: that's bugs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She had a tricorn hat of her flesh
 sethtriggs: To Arms!
 Marvoleath: Like the martian from looney tunes 
 TheDevil_Risen: Mouse Pirate
 jessicaengle:  this is unhinged
 Astra7525: man, the new hellraiser movie looks like dogshit
 JadedCynic: Wait...everyone?  I just realized...we're just alpha testing this game's engine? 
  Texan_Reverend: Whiskey's in the jar-o
 TheDevil_Risen: 10/10 no notes
   Anubis169: Thank you sooooooo much 
MistahFixIt: She's wearing her own face as a hat!
BurgerGamer: a perfect boy for a perfect game
 TehAmelie: that's the face of a bandit queen
  Foxmar320: Gotta show this one to Adam
zigboy22: 10/10
 fastlane250: What a great start to 2025
 betweenmyself: the latest body-horror gaming sensation
 aWabbajack:   
sephsays: @JadedCynic well *someone* has to, and we're not sure the devs might have
 TehAmelie: what was the game called?
 DoodlestheGreat: Oh, this has been a day...
 BartholemewTheKitten: Ow, my laugh muscles
 singinnonsense: well spent 50 cents
  Foxmar320: !patreon
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man, my face hurts from laughing
 jessicaengle:   
   Anubis169: !store
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TheAinMAP: Happy New Year!
  Foxmar320: !prime
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 sethtriggs: What a start to 2025
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BenevolentHelplessWalletPJSalt-2Be84urLoTzDNkqb
zigboy22: that broke me
 sethtriggs: well done!
 Rhynerd: thanks for the stream!
 JadedCynic: Dev: "Okay, put 'recommended' limits on the sliders...but leave those extreme ends AVAILABLE"
Riandisa: Thanks for the amazing stream 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I did that horrifying thing!
  Foxmar320: !youtube
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   Anubis169: !youtube
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also this was a fabulous stream
 Firewhiskers: Bye
 JadedCynic: o/
TheKrakenKing: Happy New Year, could not have started in a better way
 margieargie: That was an EXCELLENT W+P to start the year
AndrewHawnt: this episode needs its own highlight reel!
 WearingCats_CwC: bai
  Texan_Reverend: !ytmember
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Gizmoloid: Thanks for all the laughter   
 elkae: I’m dead 
 Ashmantle: 
 10of9: !updog
 Pheonix888:  
 JadedCynic: thanks for the silliness
 Inari_Kitsune: Hooray for a good garbage day!
 Laurence72: oooooh!
 thebuzzstreams: oh joy!
 tidehollowcat: Oh bus yeah
 SnackPak_: oh boy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it Moniklrrs again?
TheAinMAP: !next
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: thanks for reminding me
 jessicaengle: Will there be new cards?
 Rhynerd: oh shoot
   Anubis169: the sub welcomeninining
 Bassios: Oh YES that VOD is going to be good
 Astra7525: DO we know who is ON Monikers?
 korvys: Who's on AFK?
 PharaohBender27:   
 jessicaengle: I hope 
 ThorSokar: who's on Monikers tonight?
 Creature_Comforts: !next
 Dog_of_Myth: @Thefluffiestguineapig It is
TheAinMAP: 
 Caffine1138: an hour is perfect cause I need to make food
 Alahmnat: tricorn-hatted or tricorn-headed? 
   Anubis169: 
  Juliamon: Adam said last night that he'll be on it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Caffine1138 And give my facial muscles a break before more laughing
 Caffine1138: @Thefluffiestguineapig Thats a given w/ this crew 
   Anubis169: The muffin progresses
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh boy
 iris_of_ether: Good crew
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm excited about that crew
AndrewHawnt: I've had tears down my face tonight - this was hilarious
 JadedCynic: I still can't get over that Cochella got the Misfits...
 Caffine1138: my poor cheek muscles...
dabudder: @Juliamon ooh is this adams first monikers
 SkylerRingtail: Ian and Bbej? Oh hell yes
  Juliamon: dabudder it is!
 JadedCynic: my diaphragm aches from the giggles
   Anubis169: He's gonna have so much fun 
dabudder: oh thats going to be a joy!
 TehAmelie: heavy Synaptic Chaos Theater representation
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 tidehollowcat: 2025 off to a VERY strong start LRR content-wise
 GapFiller: 100 in honour of Zardoz Day heres a lil toast to Sean Connery running around the post apocalyptic future inna red nappy
 RockPusher:    
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 RockPusher:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for streaming!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
   Anubis169: !next
 Bassios: Thanks for the stream!
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 TheDevil_Risen:   
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 jessicaengle:   
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   Anubis169: seeeeeeya 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gotta make myself go make food
 jessicaengle: Don't go all the way away!
Lizardman175: let's see monikers top that
 tidehollowcat: Stretch your fluids, rotate your legs
 TehAmelie: don't touch that dial, or probably touch it for now
 adambomb625: see you in an hour
 GapFiller: thanks for streaming        
 Phailhammer: cya 
 jessicaengle: okay bai..... okay bai!  buhbye!
  Sarah_Serinde: !test
  Sarah_Serinde: !quote
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 Mazrae: !findquote bucket
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