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 NorthstarTex: the windchill here actually was abrasive for me today
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 TheDevil_Risen:   
 RockPusher: *slides envelope of cash under moonbase door*
 IbunWest:  
 Cptasparagus: uh oh drafties
 3schr: Dear Cori, I am new to Magic and planning on attending my first MagicCon this year ( Vegas) any tips for planning and prep? Even up to buying my badge and ticketed play? As of now I'm going on my own.
 couchboyj: Time to learn MtGO and draft cube!
 iris_of_ether: "Unattended Cori" seems like the correct way to match my "first day back at work" mood
 3schr: I have a room at the MGM Grand so I can take the monorail
MarylandJutsu: i see we out here drafting?
 Cptasparagus: bet everything on black
 RockPusher:  Snacks!
 Cptasparagus: Koma is op
 Lord_Hosk: Clearly you take the rare, if it wasn't the best card in the pack they wouldn't have made it rare
 Diabore: koma is a good first pick
  Juliamon: Koma is fun
 TheDevil_Risen: ooo Simic nonsense
 Lord_Hosk: (Tell you)
 tsp397: Grue
 iris_of_ether: Simic land numbers go up
 tsp397: or Bleen
 lamina5432: elf
 BraveOthello: Big worms need big mana
 MrGibberish: @Lord_Hosk fancy seeing you here
 Cptasparagus: elf is great
 RockPusher: What's in UG? "Lot's of things!"
 Kentosaurus: @RockPusher makes me laugh every time
MarylandJutsu: delicious bushwhack
 Cptasparagus: its a speed bump
 LurkerSpine: I love Grow from the Ashes
 RockPusher: hmmmm
 RockPusher has an idea to try out for taking a fun selfie for Friday Nights card image
Zalbin: Snakeskin is quite good if you go big mana.
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 BrowneePointz: imprisoned is great removal
 Diabore: i like bigfin
 LurkerSpine: bigfin is big shark
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 BrowneePointz: oh man protection and trick are both good
 BrowneePointz: oh snap AND cutthroat!?
 ghizmou: as long as we can slam down Koma, we're good
 BrowneePointz: we got cut green in pack 2. it happens
 ghizmou: the hyena is much stronger than it seems
  Juliamon: Green's just been real meh in these packs
 KingOfDoma: WitPro?
Flyingdelorion: Hm, can we pivot to Izzet here?
 KingOfDoma: Or splash for Etali?
 patrick_stonecrusher: Aberration is great splash
 ghizmou: a turtley turtle
Flyingdelorion: Mystic is a good pick I think
 ThePixelSavage: @KingOfDoma this sounds like 0-3 milkshake bracket talk 
Flyingdelorion: thespian is also very ok
 BrowneePointz: ooo rec sage
 ghizmou: is sage worth it?
Flyingdelorion: fleeting is great here I think?
 RockPusher: !advice
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 TheDevil_Risen: gain land cycle
 NorthstarTex: !badadvice
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 LurkerSpine: heck yeah grow
 BrowneePointz: 2nd grow
 Lord_Hosk: You can never ramp too hard
 ghizmou: so much growth during this draft
 ghizmou: i think we do
 BrowneePointz: I’d cut the wall
 BrowneePointz: you have two grows and two bushwhacks
QuixoticScrivener: cut two lands (don’t)
 ghizmou: neither of those cards block the aggro
 BrowneePointz: I’d cut banner or wall before a grow or bushwhack
 ghizmou: good choice of land
Flyingdelorion: GLHF Cori!
MarylandJutsu: Owl vs Cat man
 ghizmou: they didn't have to cast anything this turn, so I like dropping more creatures on the board
 BrowneePointz: okay that’s a visual bug on screen
 BrowneePointz: I thought my tv had a bunch of dead pixels
Flyingdelorion: island, go?
 micalovits: I like murder
 ghizmou: 7
 tsp397: 7
 LurkerSpine: !koma
 TheDevil_Risen: hi James
MarylandJutsu: oh nauuuuur
 Lord_Hosk: time to flood!
 RockPusher: Time to draw some land!
 LurkerSpine: 3GGUU for koma
 micalovits: Is James your Terror?
ArtOfStuttering: Hello, Mr. Bad News!
 ThePixelSavage: good news for lands though
 ghizmou: we could tell James was around, we kept drawing lands
Flyingdelorion: Hello James!
 BrowneePointz: OH its not a bug it was the tip of the mic XD
UtilityPunk: Foundations is funtimes
 micalovits: Standard is fun
 BrowneePointz: Standard is real good
 ghizmou: standard is the widest it's ever been
Flyingdelorion: Standard is fun!
 BrowneePointz: hopefully 6 sets this year doesn’t screw it up
 RockPusher: Large standard hopefully means room for some silly builds
 micalovits: Just do like me, play mono Red when you don't want to think
 couchboyj: Standard is in a real good spot and has been for a while
Flyingdelorion: You can play goblins in standard James!
 ThePixelSavage: oh you just reminded me why I lost ALL interest in standard
UtilityPunk: Cloud limit breaks to beat Spiderman and Kingpin partnered
 TheDevil_Risen: I play arena at work (std)
 Fancy_frenchman: wdym you're on my third monitor 
 ghizmou: right on time
 BrowneePointz: it is only for a small subset of folks who have Rolodex card brains
 ghizmou: should be
 Cptasparagus: its a great tablet game
 micalovits: I dunno, Pandemic still feels like last year to me...
 tsp397: I don't like time
ArtOfStuttering: Should be fine, MTGA isn't super heavy.
 ghyllnox: Oh god that was 5 years ago???
 BrowneePointz: should be fine, unless Apple hits the forced obsolescence button this year for it
 iris_of_ether: 
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 shaneandkk: No no it's 4 years ago not 5 😭 how is it 5
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 Cptasparagus: they played it on AFK
MarylandJutsu: Victoryyyy
 TheDevil_Risen: would be fun for AFK
 TheDevil_Risen: again
 ghizmou: they played it on AFK with Jorbs
ArtOfStuttering: 4 year and 2 days, folks, not 5 full years 
DoomBringerIL: my 2018 11' ipad pro runs Arena soomthly @LoadingReadyRun
DoomBringerIL: smoothly*
 BrowneePointz: pandemic started in March
 micalovits: If you really want to be pedandic, it is 4 years and 9-10 months
 BrowneePointz: gives us a couple grace period months
TheWorstGamerNA: feb 2020 is when pandemic started
UtilityPunk: And the early waves of covid were late 2019
 LurkerSpine: ^
Flyingdelorion: March 2020 o almost 5 years
 KingOfDoma: Can time... stop for a bit? So we can all breathe for a second? I'm so tired...
 TheDevil_Risen: @ghizmou was fun, its a good game
 RockPusher: Oh dear
 BrowneePointz: yea the first inklings of global pandemia is 2019 around October iirc
Flyingdelorion: Oh no....
 micalovits: No, not my back James!
 RockPusher: James reminding us all to take our back pills
 BrowneePointz: put that in the moon?
 ghizmou: are all of these bands now considered dad rock ?
 NotCainNorAbel: but 20 years ago was the early 90's 
 iris_of_ether: I saw the Insta that showed these and had the same face Cori did
ItsThugDimmadome: Who else was 10 in 2005?
tycoonbosh: James, please stop making me feel old
 BrowneePointz: wow IYH really? I’m surprised(no judgement just an uncommon Foo pick)
 micalovits: Big Gnarlid time?
 ghyllnox: @itsthugdimmadome Hi!
 tsp397: I don't like this
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 shaneandkk: 2005 was ten years ago right? 👀
 RockPusher:    
ItsThugDimmadome: @ghyllnox Entering-our-30s-soon buddies!
 RockPusher:   
 TheDevil_Risen:    teeth  
 shaneandkk: Yesss NIN my favorite 🤩
UtilityPunk: @shaneandkk It's 2006, doesn't your Motorola Razr have the calendar app?
 Lord_Hosk: 2005 was a couple years ago
 BrowneePointz: so James, we get TWO Reznor/Ross projects potentially this year
 shaneandkk: utility punk OK but I do actual
 shaneandkk: Ahhh phone
Flyingdelorion: LOL
 RockPusher: another Tron
 BrowneePointz: Intergalactic and Tron Ares
 Kentosaurus: James the reply guy
 shaneandkk: @utilitypunk I do have a galaxy flip so close enough?
 BrowneePointz: the new naughty dog game
 Lord_Hosk: @ItsThugDimmadome Entering your 30s soon?  ENTERING?  There are people in chat young enough that I could be their parent.
Flyingdelorion: new game wasnt it?
tycoonbosh: I assume I am the Avalanche just satirizes I am the Walrus
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  RayFK: uhhhh ohhhhhh, draaaaftiiiieeees
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DoomBringerIL: GTA 6 is this year @LoadingReadyRun
 BrowneePointz: we aren’t sure cuz it’s been in dev since 2020
 RockPusher: yes, "Tron: Ares" is what I was thinking of
 BrowneePointz: so Intergalactic COULD be this winter or next year
ItsThugDimmadome: @Lord_Hosk Yeah, entering. My back only hurts cuz my squat form needs work lol.
 PhuzNutz: I saw a 50-somerhing farm guy and his dog in a truck in southern Minnesota yesterday at the Kwik Truck with a NIN sticker on the back window. I had to do a triple-take and throw up some horns
 Kentosaurus: people just hoping it's this year
Flyingdelorion: Same James
 RockPusher: Vice City was where GTA peaked for me
 kynelwynn: @LoadingReadyRun Since Innistrad remaster is this month, any insihts on PPR?
 micalovits: Wait, a second one?
 Lord_Hosk: I haven't been into GTA since it went first person
 BrowneePointz: the story of 5 was good but it came out so long ago it’s time for a fresh one
 RockPusher: cruising around with 80s music blaring
DoomBringerIL: https://screenrant.com/gta-6-no-trailers-good-op-ed/ @LoadingReadyRun
 BrowneePointz: James you gonna wear a racing jacket for Aetherdrift?
 kynelwynn: Thank you, James!
 Mazrae: they are playing double dragon??? wait i might be thinking the wrong game type lol
DoomBringerIL: proved!
 RockPusher: Gotta wait for the corporate bureaucracy to churn
 Cptasparagus: @James I am now remembering 2005 sitting in the back of my friend's '01 charger listening to Through the Fire and the Flames on Inhuman Rampage by Dragonforce thinking it was the coolest shit ever in 9th grade
 Bruceski: I humbly request cosplay for the Final Fantasy PPR. The more ridiculous the better.
 micalovits: Uh oh
 Earthenone: so we get to to a belt draft for final fantasy set like we did hats for innistrad right?
 BrowneePointz: screenrant is not a valid source
 TherapyforNarwhals: Idk maybe they pull a Bethesda w Fallout 4
 BrowneePointz: it’s clickbait
 iris_of_ether: I feel like I've recently found a level of hell below clickbait: machine-generated clickbait
 BrowneePointz: anyways what they said James. yall should do Thrift Shop Cosplay for Final Fantasy
 BrowneePointz: it would be REALLY funny if
 Lord_Hosk: Imagine
 Lord_Hosk: Dragons
 BrowneePointz: funny*
 micalovits: Living the Dragon Dream
 Earthenone: TWO dragons? in this economy
 RockPusher: easy enough, just buy *all* the belts
 bjergmann101: All the Belts!!!
 Gekyouryuu: So $20 worth of belts, gotcha
 BrowneePointz: Id swap the wall
 itira: im not sure 20 bucks would get you much at value village these days :))
DoomBringerIL: no cosplay leftovers from friday nights shoots? @LoadingReadyRun
  RayFK: Final Fantasy Fans have like 3 jokes total
 RockPusher: 
 RockPusher: chat is nothing if not derivative 
 Lord_Hosk: I feel like $20 isn't enough when a pair of pants is like $15 and a belt is 10
ItsThugDimmadome: That gets yiou 2.5 t shirts for the ones near me.
  RayFK: Rock is best pet
 BrowneePointz: look if Final Fantasy didn’t wanna get made fun of for belts then Nomura could cool his jets
 micalovits: Puppet Jace also is pretty good....
 Murderface9797: i remember when imprison on the moon was a rare 
 Gekyouryuu: @rayfk yeah, but the other two involve a sword to the back or the Italian senate, so those are inappropriate
 micalovits: I know, that why its good
DoomBringerIL: ppl underestimate but beholder pet is GOAT
 TheDevil_Risen: Rocky is my favourite pet
 Lord_Hosk: Didn't you run Puppet Jace skin in Minecraft?
 BrowneePointz: Also god I hope Vivi breaks Legacy
 RockPusher: Watched the most recent season of "What If?" yet James?
 BrowneePointz: although out of all the Final Fantasy characters that might be unexpectedly accidentally broken in Magic it’s PROBABLY Cait Sith
 micalovits: I would rather play a dude
 BrowneePointz: it’s the weakest season
 BrowneePointz: Skeleton Crew tho? show slaps
 Lord_Hosk: The first season was kinda fun... then they tried to do like too much continuity between the episodes instead of letting it just be weird.
 RockPusher: I should watch Andor
 BrowneePointz: oh yea Andor Clears
 BrowneePointz: but Skeleton Crew is delightful and campy and a HUGE BREATH OF NEEDED FRESH AIR
 TheDevil_Risen: in magic news, my Fogliokens from the latest kickstarter arrived yesterday, their super fun!
 TheGr8Mango: I didn't like the Andor character or Rogue One - so, I'd been avoiding it. Is it *actually* worth it?
  RayFK: And/Or
 BrowneePointz: absolutely Mango
DoomBringerIL: severance season 2 is only 2 weeks awayyyyy
 BrowneePointz: I think it’s quite possibly the highest quality Star Wars thing with the most important things to say since maybe the old movies
 Cptasparagus: AND they can't jump the shark with Andor because we know how it ends
 Lord_Hosk: I love all the Star Wars Youtubers who are like "Wow, Skeleton crew is so much fun you should all give it a shot"  When they spent the past 6 months craping on it "Its going to be bad... it been delayed disney must hate it... more woke Star Wars for babies BOOOO!"
  RayFK: Warden
  RayFK: Card draw
 Cptasparagus: @Lord_Hosk Star Wars is already for babies! win win!
 TheGr8Mango: @BrowneePointz Mkay - I might just give it a shot then, thanks.
 Murderface9797: star wars is for nerds
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 itira: @Lord_Hosk 
 micalovits: Long Lice Wall!
 TheDevil_Risen: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 Murderface9797: immediate regret
 Kentosaurus: welp
 kynelwynn: James!
 NorthstarTex: the wall can stop that big thing...once...
 djalternative: James, what are your thoughts on Star Wars Visions? imo it’s the show they should be unashamedly stealing from for the movies because that’s where all of the best ideas are
 Saintnex: new year, same curse
 RockPusher: I appreciate this LRR-shaped corner of the Internet that eschews rage-bait whinyness that is some much of Internet "discourse" nowadays
 KingOfDoma: It is an objective fact that people saying that "Star Wars is woke now" are not paying attention or are willfully ignorant. IT'S REBELS FIGHTING AGAINST AN EMPIRE, PEOPLE
 ghizmou: we need government aid to help this wurm open it's business
QuixoticScrivener: oh, but it has more text.
 matthaus_c: 7/7 for 6? what is this, Modern Horizons?!
  RayFK: That was the anime ones I think
 RockPusher: the Anime
 BrowneePointz: Visions had a couple good ones but also some ones that were…rushed
 Murderface9797: animated shorts
 Lord_Hosk: Visions is their Anime inspired
 Cptasparagus: its Star Wars What If
 Earthenone: it was the anime made by diferent studios per episode
 BrowneePointz: It was the anime anthology
  RayFK: Secret Level
 matthaus_c: Star Wars Vision is a single blue mana to Draw a card and Scry 2
  RayFK: haven't seen it yet
 TheDevil_Risen: not yet
 BrowneePointz: Secret Level
 BrowneePointz: yes
 kynelwynn: yes
 TheDevil_Risen: have not seen Secret Level, been working 17 days in the last 18 
 Earthenone: usagi yo-jedi?
 TheDevil_Risen: im at work now haha
 Mazrae: wait why is that wurm 14/14 now
 Kentosaurus: isn't the rabbit a character from the old marvel star wars comics?
 BrowneePointz: Usagi Qui-Gon YoJinnbo
 djalternative: animated show where they gave each episode to a different animation studio and just let them go wild no holds barred with Star Wars
 itira: agree with you there cori. thats the only episode i watched too
 matthaus_c: we could have drawn a Simic Lava Axe... that... deals... 7?
 kynelwynn: The Warhammer one is very Warhammer
 BrowneePointz: James, they are making a Metroid Vania based off of that
 sausecoder: Pac Man one was super dark
 sausecoder: The Mega Man one needs to be its own movie
 TheDevil_Risen: Dune Ladies?
 Lord_Hosk: Im watching this group of people stream Magic the gathering and talk about pop culture and thats sparking a little joy
 BrowneePointz: weekly reminder to check out Delicious in Dungeon and Dandadan
  RayFK: Ah, the Ted Lasso approach
  RayFK: Watching a show where people fucking TALK to each otehr
 iris_of_ether: I finished reading the Delicious in Dungeon manga and second the recommendation
 korvys: I haven't started it yet, but I'm really excited to watch Man on the Inside
 Earthenone: Man on the Inside was the onewith the star and creator of the good place right?
 korvys: Yes, Ted Danson
 micalovits: I like the Gnarlid
 Kentosaurus: man on the inside is very good
 Cptasparagus: Stephanie Beatriz
 RockPusher: Stephanie Beatriz is like the anti-rosa 
 Lord_Hosk: I watched the Bon Jovi docuseries, and my big take away was, Wow, Richie Sambora must be chuffed that they replaced him with 3 people.
 BrowneePointz: she’s also Mirabel in Encanto
 KingOfDoma: Got a friend who worked on Man on the Inside! Watch it so she can work on another season!
 Cptasparagus: its got Lisa Kudrow and Ray Ramano
 matthaus_c: keep friend employed!
 BrowneePointz: oh yeah, speaking of documentaries, James did you watch The Remarkable Life of Ibelin?
 Cptasparagus: No Good Deed
 Cptasparagus: I watched the trailer but it didnt spark joy
 BrowneePointz: Highly recommend, especially if you used to play World of Warcraft
 RockPusher: I should check out Time Bandits if only to see what became of the filming they did around the corner from my office
 The_Color_Twelve: the same deviled egg
 BrowneePointz: It will have you in tears though
 Cptasparagus: i've had enough Ray Romano for one lifetime I think
 Earthenone: somethine something hearthstone
 micalovits: When Hearthstone dies?
 BrowneePointz: that’s my guess for the final set this year
 TheWriterAleph: anyone remember the WoW tcg?
 kynelwynn: Would it? Would it?
theamc2000: there is a tcg in wow?
 iris_of_ether: We had some boxes of the WoW tcg but sold it off on eBay some years back
 BrowneePointz: like legit James my big three guesses for the final UB set is Star Wars, Warcraft or Elder Scrolls
 Cptasparagus: I found a longbox of the Icecrown set from WoWtcg
 Cptasparagus: the other day
  RayFK: 
 Cptasparagus: im betting its Ponies
 Serpens77: bold of you to assume there will be a "final" UB set 
 KingOfDoma: I'd laugh if the mystery UB set is Power Rangers and no, it's not going to die an ignoble death. Perfect environment for the Morph mechanic to come back...
 kynelwynn: It's almost guardanteed to be Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones
 BrowneePointz: I said this YEAR Serpens
 micalovits: I could see the Elder Scrolls, but the other two having their own games sorta put them out
 TheWriterAleph: i think it would go for the people they want to sell cards to 
 TheDevil_Risen: Bronies went nuts on both Ponies drops tho
jpost042: six?!
 Serpens77: @jpost042 yes, 6
 kynelwynn: Six -
 EJGRgunner: them all being Standard is new
 kynelwynn: standard, is new
 TheDevil_Risen: so many sets 
 Serpens77: 2024 had 9 sets iirc? So this year only having 7 is a reduction
 kynelwynn: And theUniveres Beyond also being Standard is new
 BrowneePointz: Aetherdrift, Tarkir Dragonstorm, Final Fantasy, Edge of Eternities, Spiderverse and ???
themossybeard: @BrowneePointz spongebob
 Lord_Hosk: My big guess is Magic Content creators Universes beyond.  Friday Nights Cards BAAAYBEEEE
 arkham1981: I still think it would be neat to see something from Sanderson. We know hes a magic fan. It would be fun to see UB sets that are based in other fantasy writters worlds.
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 BrowneePointz: I want to see one of the good swords in the secret lair as his spatula
 micalovits: Sanderson would be sick, but doubt they would do a full set though
 kynelwynn: He's still Mormon, yes
 BrowneePointz: yes, he still tithes to the Mormon church
 micalovits: I mean, he is still a Mormon yes
 BrowneePointz: He’s cool, but he still funds the Mormon church
 Jillexie: No he doesnt
 RockPusher: Lord_Hosk *waits on the release of "Lord Hosk, Jokester Emeritus"* 
 Gekyouryuu: Rav Remastered, karlov, tj, mh3, commander masters, bloom, dusk, so 8 at least
ItsThugDimmadome: Welp
 EJGRgunner: Commander MAsters wasn't 2024
 brainbosh: He doesn't seem to have any, he just hasn't contradicted the church he is a part of
 Gekyouryuu: Sorry, 7
themossybeard: he could write better lore for them
Flyingdelorion: and foundations
 Gekyouryuu: Typo
 Serpens77: @Gekyouryuu I think the "9" figure also includes Assassin's Creed
 Bruceski: We're not talking JKR "the money I make off my IP is an endorsement of my views" levels of problematic, but everyone draws their own line on what they want to support
 anyGould: Have they done GI Joe? Feels like a big Hasbro cow they haven't cashed yet.
 Gekyouryuu: Oh, right, foundations and ass creed
 BrowneePointz: no Masters cuz Horizons last year
 Cptasparagus: it has packs so you COULD draft it
 Serpens77: ok, maybe it was 9 "products" not sets
 Diabore: as far as we know right now
  RayFK: but hey how about those Jays
 kynelwynn: Ass Creed wasn't draftable..and those packs only have 9 cards in them
offbeatwitch: they did a reverse commander masters last year by banning jeweled lotus 
ItsThugDimmadome: Which card's getting the flavour text "My leg!"?
 Gekyouryuu: Oh, right, masters was the year before. So we count Fallout as a set, since it's a set's size?
 BrowneePointz: hear me out, Library of Alexandria or Tabernacle as the Krusty Krab
 Bugberry: there was also the Ass Creed precons.
 BrowneePointz: there were no precons
 BrowneePointz: it was like 75 cards
 RockPusher: now WotC just need to announce something big before TTC comes out 
 kynelwynn: James' definition is the word Wizards uses for set, yes
 BTownMC: fallout had awesome commander decks
 Cyberegg: There are lots of products, some of them are sets
 BrowneePointz: it had 100 cards that’s what it was
 Earthenone: yeah i mean who could sit down and draft mystery boosters
 BrowneePointz: so less than half a normal set
 TheDevil_Risen: haha like i said, so many sets, so little time haha 
 micalovits: It also makes the Terror cheaper!
Technic_AL: I wonder how long until mtg will reach Anime Girl TCG territory
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 TheDevil_Risen: I am looking forward to that!!!
 GasCityGaming: 4 PM PT!
 Bugberry: @browneepointz there was starter kits.
 Fanklok: Mystie Boostie Twostie???!!!
 Cptasparagus: Draftlight Savings Time
cagedtiki: what yall drafting
 Bugberry: I feel like a Dark Souls UB is inevitable.
cagedtiki: no the other ppl
 Bruceski: mystery booster 2
cagedtiki: oh ok
  RayFK: Fortnite
 RockPusher: LRR needing to adjust schedules 'cause everyone is an old who needs their complan and bedtime at 10pm 
 GapFiller: huh assuming ChillPoint doesnt get pushed fwd too (as is apparent from the schedule) guessing this will def curb Beejs rambles 'n rants for the sake of timing 
 kynelwynn: !next
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 iris_of_ether: Dungeon Clawler is fun
 phoenixfeather14: dungeon clawler
 micalovits: Just started playing Cryptmaster today, and holy hell it is amazing
 EJGRgunner: Serge DID play that
 Cptasparagus: im playing Moonlighter again to get ready for the sequel
 RockPusher: the standalone solitare from Shenzen?
 Gekyouryuu: Balatro
 Earthenone: there is going to be a moonlightersequel?
 RockPusher: oh! the bundle one they did, gotcha
 Cptasparagus: @Earthenone yup! it was announced at the game awards iirc
 Cptasparagus: it has a steam page that just says "coming soon"
 Earthenone: hunh, i tuned in to the lrr viewing of that but must have missed it. maybe i was half paying attention at the time
 RockPusher: I sometimes wonder about the timeline where Infiniminer took off rather than just inspiring Minecraft
 Bugberry: I re-bought Okami for the 3rd time since it was on Steam sale. might play it again when the sequel gets a release date.
 micalovits: Goblins is always the right choice!
 Earthenone: shall we call it deez?
 micalovits: No clue what a standard goblins deck would look like
 RockPusher: Is there a via goblins deck in standard?
 Cptasparagus: ive been playing a lot of Alesha in standard with some raid gobbos its fun
 GasCityGaming: more than 1 Krenko
 RockPusher: 'cause that sounds like my kind of nonesense
 Earthenone: i think gobos are in the forever standard legal product
 Earthenone: like krenko and co
 The_Color_Twelve: they didn't use it for some reason
 Bruceski: or sac a treasure token
 Cptasparagus: @Earthenone it is. I dont want to sound like a jerk but they are currently playing that product with Krenko in play XD
QuixoticScrivener: net deck like a pro
 EJGRgunner: you want t:goblin
 RockPusher: uncommon I find to be the sweet spot  for the meat of deciding the deck
 accountmadeforants: I'd go for the button to the left of the mail button to get a slightly better layout for browsing
 TheWriterAleph: the goblin disrespect. you should always mind your goblins
 Cptasparagus: put in all the goblin planeswalkers for sure
 Bugberry: breeches is really good.
 RockPusher: pfffffft good decks
 accountmadeforants: Well, you'll have to, because there are no meta goblin decks
 ghizmou: sorry, good deck is not within our parameters
 ZombieHendrix: James "good deck" Turner
 djalternative: James, do you just want the win on t2 mono red fling deck?
Flyingdelorion: squee
 RockPusher: Standard Pile of Goblins
QuixoticScrivener: 60 goblins, no land
 tyrsredritehand: Time to break out the 
 Earthenone: 20 lands, 30 goblins, 10 removal spells got it cheif
 RockPusher:   
 micalovits: Hordemaster is a real good lord
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 accountmadeforants: Goblin Charbelcher *is* on Arena, just not in standard
 Bugberry: add all Goblin lords, easy.
 RockPusher: any plans to do something about those mic stands? they seem to give everyone some trouble?
 BrowneePointz: horse master and squee at least
 Cptasparagus: Impact Tremors is standard legal BTW
 BrowneePointz: horde*
Flyingdelorion: Squee. Krenko, Goblin surprise, hordemaster, fanatical firebrand and cacophony scamp
 BrowneePointz: what delorion said
 Gekyouryuu: It's a shame General Kreat is jumpstart exclusive
 RockPusher: 
 TheWriterAleph: justice for Mike Stand
Azbazel: Hewwo
 RockPusher: PEBCAK
 Fanklok: Dear Adam and Ben: Cri has requested you stop wang jangling the mic stands
 Serpens77: @RockPusher PEBCAM?
Azbazel: I accidentally built a standard deck when I was building a pioneer deck
 Fanklok: Damn it i missed the o
 Diabore: wait we doing standard?
 BrowneePointz: id run 2 krenko cuz 4 drop
 RockPusher: mics are fine
 Serpens77: Krenko's Command and Trumpet Blast had a baby
Flyingdelorion: maybe Scarslicer goblin?
 djalternative: screaming nemesis and the red leyline are cards you want to look at too. maybe even sunshine lynx
space_held: searslicer*
 BrowneePointz: lightning strike and burst lightning
space_held: how about some removal?
Flyingdelorion: sorry thats what I meant
QuixoticScrivener: goblin oriflame
 GasCityGaming: trumpet blast effect?
 BrowneePointz: Cut two krenko put in two burst lightning in for lightning strike
 Diabore: HOL UP BALL LIGHTNING???
 Cptasparagus: omg they reprinted ball lightning lol
 Bugberry: and Typal lands? like Cavern of Souls.
 BrowneePointz: Sorry, I type out two burst lightnings instead of 24 drops and a full four lightning strike
 BrowneePointz: typod*
 TheDevil_Risen: and you don't need 24 lands in a mono deck 
 Kentosaurus: 3 squee feels good
Flyingdelorion: Some decks also play Urabrask's Forge
 LurkerSpine: 24 lands is probably too many
 RockPusher: Mono red with the Arena shaper, maybe get away with 16 land?
 Fanklok: I don't see how what you want has anything to do with chat building this deck
 mastershake29x: what's the non basic land hater?
 RockPusher: plus low curve
space_held: torch the tower
 BrowneePointz: 3 squee, 2 krenko and forge is good cuz board wipes
QuixoticScrivener: goblin oriflamme?
Flyingdelorion: Frenzied goblin?
Loooooony: Volley Veteran for the finishing touch?
 BrowneePointz: but yea a split of burst lightning and lightning strikes
 BrowneePointz: Is that goblin that gives them flying foundations legal?
 GasCityGaming: goblin surprise?
QuixoticScrivener: two m
 Lord_Hosk: Do you want good, or do you want goblins?
 BrowneePointz: You’re thinking goblin bombardment and it is not legal
Azbazel: Gleeful demo
 djalternative: search for “burn together”
QuixoticScrivener: krenko’s call?
 Bugberry: there’s that Red enchantment that us basically Bomat Courier.
 GasCityGaming: there's the 4 mana one that does 5 but costs less based on attacking creatures
Azbazel: You get three goblins if you destroy one artifact you own
 djalternative: the adventure is a fling
space_held: witchstalker frezy for removal
 BrowneePointz: 3 strikes, cut a couple lands and put in wolfstalker frenzy
 Cptasparagus: oh yeah Caillou's Sellsword
UtilityPunk: Yeah, need something like Improvised Munitions or w/e
Azbazel: Impact tremors
 Bugberry: Cavern of Souls is in Standard.
QuixoticScrivener: volleyball veteran, goblin negotiations
 LurkerSpine: I'd probably stay at 20
 BrowneePointz: I’d do 20
Azbazel: Or war leaders call
Loooooony: Goblin Negotiator maybe?
 Cptasparagus: you already had 4
Flyingdelorion: frenzy is a good pick as well as Brownee said
Loooooony: It makes goblins.
 patrick_stonecrusher: The 3/3 manland any good?
 BrowneePointz: add lightning strike and Wolfstalker’s Frenzy
Loooooony: Negotiation, sorry.
 Lord_Hosk: James, its you playing, 7 land is probably enough and you will still somehow flood
QuixoticScrivener: it’s a sorcery
 Diabore: id do 21 lands personallt
Technic_AL: saw a Goblin Negotiation
 LurkerSpine: you scrolled by it
Azbazel: It's like impact but buff your creatures
 bytecaster: The XRR removal spell
UtilityPunk: Saw if on another page
Loooooony: Second Krenko?
UtilityPunk: Looking spicy so far 
Loooooony: Or just straight up red Overlord. XP
Azbazel: Ojer
 BrowneePointz: screaming nemesis
 Earthenone: !card embercleave
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 Cptasparagus: enduring courage but its not mythic
 BrowneePointz: shutdown life gain or Ojer axonil
 Cptasparagus: embercleave is good
 djalternative: sunshine lynx
 kynelwynn: Ojer is my pick
UtilityPunk: Lol, Axonil making your goblins 4/4
 BrowneePointz: ojer axonil is funnier
Loooooony: Ojer Axonil works wonders with Tremors.
Azbazel: Ojer
space_held: its in foundations
QuixoticScrivener: city on fire?
 patrick_stonecrusher: its a special guest, dont know if legal
 Earthenone: impact trmors for 4
 BrowneePointz: impact tremors for 4
 Diabore: so tremors and scamp death trigger
QuixoticScrivener: city on fire then
Azbazel: Impact tremors with ojer
 ghizmou: and firebrand
 Bugberry: Firebrand taps to deal 4.
Azbazel: My doggo says hi
 Kentosaurus: 8 mana though
 GasCityGaming: ooo convoke too!
Loooooony: Goblins on fire. XP
 Cptasparagus: the definition of win more lol
UtilityPunk: Convoke too! Now we're cooking
Flyingdelorion: Ah the 'win more' card lol
 Diabore: summer bundle
 BrowneePointz: Kings of Goblon
 Serpens77: that's from Summer of Magic last year
 BartholemewTheKitten: Squee didn't start the fire
 Earthenone: it came with the beachball
 BrowneePointz: cuz wooooooah City on fiiiire!
 kynelwynn: James pile
 Diabore: @Flyingdelorion friend this is goblins, it needs to be able to win before it can win more
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, same set of things you got the beachball from
Azbazel: Gobloom
Anonyman41: @BartholemewTheKitten very good
Azbazel: Like boom
 iris_of_ether: 
 Earthenone: i think G crafted an entire set on the account for gems or something
 accountmadeforants: Not ranked?
 Kentosaurus: sparky, no one asked you
 ghizmou: rank will probably be easier actually
Flyingdelorion: GLHF!
 accountmadeforants: I mean, ranked means you'll get matched with other players who haven't played standard
 ghizmou: you're bottom tier
 iris_of_ether: People rank up and then leave ranked
 Earthenone: balatro hand
 patrick_stonecrusher: Your deck draws both krenkos, apparently
 accountmadeforants: The Moonbase Mulligan. You mulligan up to zero times
offbeatwitch: ahh cut down my behated
 Saintnex: Ah, mono black demons im guessing
 TheWriterAleph: choo choo
 Earthenone: with the 3 mountains could have gone ful house
 kynelwynn: Opp is on mono black demons?
UtilityPunk: Game's 25% won already NOTED
 Bugberry: mono-black removal
 Saintnex: Theres a lot of good removal in standard atm 
 CaptainSpam: Deputy's safe, though.
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 Kentosaurus: welcome to standard
 TheDevil_Risen: oops, all removal
 accountmadeforants: Krenko's not an outlaw? He must have a great lawyer!
UtilityPunk: They didn't shoot a deputy though
 TheDevil_Risen: ahh thats the meta black midrange deck
 GasCityGaming: this is the World's winning deck, or near it
 TheDevil_Risen: GLHF 
 BrowneePointz: Yeah, they just tried to combo you there
 Diabore: they get nothing
 Earthenone: jokes on you we dont have anything to discard
 TheWriterAleph: omg.
offbeatwitch: its possible they printed too much black removal
Technic_AL: how annoying
 BrowneePointz: anyways, this is why Aggro decks are still running forge
 Diabore: hateful
noSmokeFire: what percent of this deck is just removal?
QuixoticScrivener: opponent is mono kill spells?
 Saintnex: Standard lol
offbeatwitch: this is what standard is like yeah
 Earthenone: one of these days they will que against a creatureless deck and cry i assume
Loooooony: Mono Black control, from what I can gather.
 ghizmou: that's just a fun casual game of unranked
 kynelwynn: This is standard
Technic_AL: is opponent running OOPS All removal?
 TheDevil_Risen: It's Black Midrange infinite combo
 accountmadeforants: Opponent decided to build a fun non-meta deck: Oops All Removal
 TheDevil_Risen: its one of the top 4 meta decks
 Bugberry: they are drawing an extra card every turn, so drawing into more removal is more likely.
Loooooony: More generous people call it standard demons. XP
QuixoticScrivener: surprise is instant
 Diabore: it tremendously does not matter
Flyingdelorion: we are already dead
 Saintnex: Oh we just die to unholy
UtilityPunk: Lol, what a format
Technic_AL: that was just....awful
 jacqui_lantern234: hey ya heccin nerds whomst i love beyond measure 
 Bugberry: brining a knife to a gun fight
 Earthenone: so will we get a pro tour competitor or a literal child 
 accountmadeforants: Sparky got a lot more tolerable to me when I noticed the low contract cat-face inside the orb
 stevefromdetroit: I’m a big black player - and that game made me feel icky
 accountmadeforants: *low-contrast
UtilityPunk: "On board" heh
 Saintnex: tbf to Standard, there is a very good mono red deck in the meta, its just surrounded by a lot of black
 Lord_Hosk: Its the mirror!
 Lord_Hosk: I was wrong the mirror is shattered
Loooooony: I believe opponent is playing Izzet starter deck.
noSmokeFire: James "Two Krenkos" Turner over here
Loooooony: Okay, they don't.
Loooooony: Gain lands are too op for starter decks. XP
UtilityPunk: Starter decks are for scrubs 
UtilityPunk: We have finely crafted homemade decks
 MrGibberish: They could have taken the starter deck and slightly uptuned them
 iris_of_ether: James. Cori.
 bytecaster: The brothers say no to cranking
 stevefromdetroit: we are crankless
 TheWriterAleph: play krenky kong again
 korvys: in the monbase. straight "krenking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My gobolins
 Lord_Hosk: HE said the line!
Loooooony: Hey, you're winning. ._.
 stevefromdetroit: we are a bunch of dummies. you’re right.
 Lord_Hosk: Of course! it has lightning right in the name
 Earthenone: it counts as both ball and lightning
 Bugberry: You Standarded
 kynelwynn: retire champion
 Earthenone: all it took was one starter deck
 BrowneePointz: it is by definition lightning
QuixoticScrivener: lightning colt!
 Lord_Hosk: All year?
 Lord_Hosk: both days?
noSmokeFire: both!
 Saintnex: ohh noooo
Technic_AL: OH NO
 BrowneePointz: anyways, yeah, that’s why I don’t play standard quick play best one, it’s a lawless wasteland of folks trying to dirt you out
 RockPusher: 
  Juliamon: 
Azbazel: All two days of 2025. YALL PLAY STANDARD NOT DRAFT
Loooooony: Opponent is playing cats. 
 GapFiller:  !?
 Bugberry: Not even a 1 drop
 Jillexie: 
offbeatwitch: efficient
UtilityPunk: Never punished!
 KaleidoscopeMind: gotta keep that rank down
 Azralorne: So definitely not fine then?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Should have retired champion when you had the chance.
 ghizmou: aggressive, I like it
 Saintnex: thats certainly a thing
 Bugberry: red on red
Technic_AL: Wow
Loooooony: Opponent is burning like a champ.
Loooooony: I kinda love it.
 Lord_Hosk: its the all lightning deck
 Bugberry: Slag STorm incoming
 kynelwynn: Pyroclasm
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: They're kinda dead.
 patrick_stonecrusher: Hidesu's incoming
 TheDevil_Risen: James, are you having many emotions ?
glitched_goddess: 50% annual win rate
 bytecaster: Did you have fun? (Yes/No)
 TheWriterAleph: sounds exhausting.
 kynelwynn: Real, "I'm a genius Oh no!" energy
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha 
 KingOfDoma: ALMOST a keep
 Azralorne: James could definitely use more emotions
Technic_AL: erm
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 korvys: Challenge Graham to Standard
 Saintnex: I actually dont remember if you can lose any rank in the bottom tier
 TheWriterAleph: james you can't just ask people why their bubbles are big
 BrowneePointz: James, when people told you your rank matters, they meant in an olfactory sense
 Diabore: @Saintnex can not in bronze or silver
Azbazel: Bubble blowin
 TheDevil_Risen: 100 100 100 100 100  #HappyNewYear #DonkeyBits 
Loooooony: Maybe 20 lands is too few lands.
 KingOfDoma: Where's the Curse when you need it?
 Bugberry: Boros Heroic looks like it.
 BrowneePointz: Should’ve killed the mouse
 Azralorne: Like a real one?
 Kentosaurus: 2025 year of the donkey
 TheDevil_Risen: heheehe 
 Saintnex: we are taking a heck of a beating
noSmokeFire: I see one right now
 Azralorne: Or just Cori in a donkey mask?
 BrowneePointz: and that’s why you always kill heartfire hero ASAP
 jacqui_lantern234: doesnt The James Turner Guarantee have a 45% success rate? 
 RiverGloom: james furiously googling petting zoo's in victoria
 BrowneePointz: You see that crappy mouse it dies on site
 BrowneePointz: sight
 kynelwynn: Cori Donkeyson??
 BrowneePointz: apple please
 TheDevil_Risen: @RiverGloom wheeler found a place they can hire one locally
 TheDevil_Risen: it was a whole thing 
 Fanklok: At some point this year there will be an 8 second video on the main channel of James pointing at a donkey and saying "look a donkey"
 TheWriterAleph: 
Loooooony: GG easy.
 stevefromdetroit: won with TWO lands in hand
 jacqui_lantern234:  CORI YES
 jacqui_lantern234: IM CACKLING XD
 definenull: Doodah, doodah?
 EvilBadman: Reject Shrek, become Donkey
 anyGould: There's a costume that she hasn't worn / But just you wait, just you wait...
 stevefromdetroit: he was probably offended by the size of your bubble
 KingOfDoma: "Coriander Donkeyson. My name is Coriander Donkeyson. I like playing Magic cuz it's fun! Just you play, just you playyyyy..."
QuixoticScrivener: Coriander Donkeyson to the these of “Alexander Hamilton.”
 BrowneePointz: Corheehawnder Dickinson
   Anubis169: lol
 RockPusher: Coward
 TheDevil_Risen: that reminds me, i've got a Mine-O-Clock vod to watch from the other day too , will have to after this
 Lord_Hosk: Graham isn't responding to employees in a timely manner?  call HR
 TheDevil_Risen: !adult
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 sporkraptor: am I just in time for the end of the stream? XD
 TheDevil_Risen: awww, wanted Beej is unavailable 
 sporkraptor: halfway, excellent!
 mastershake29x: definitely
 jacqui_lantern234: you definitely should play Cavern
 Diabore: what do we do when ops deck is just better
 BrowneePointz: yea take the oriflammes out and put bombers in
 RiverGloom: cut to grahams house where baxter is playing with the mouse
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 Fanklok: The last name Dickenson means that somewhere in Cori's lineage there's a man named Dicken
 Diabore: yknow what would be great? if negotiation dealt damage equal to the mana spent to cast it, not just equal to x
 Diabore: so at base its RR for 2
 RiverGloom: i have to say Cori amazing job on not a drop to drink, just finished the finally and Jordan is my hero
 BrowneePointz: Cori’s last name OBVIOUSLY means She’s Dickens’ Son but someone typo’d. Also she’s a time traveler
 Lord_Hosk: Dropkick and cavern of souls
 TheDevil_Risen: awwww
QuixoticScrivener: maybe a better one drop as well
 TheDevil_Risen: it was really good!
 varmintx0: you could have just lied
 Diabore: cavern hurts us a lot with how many non goblin spells we have
  RayFK: Don't cut
  RayFK: run 64
 TheDevil_Risen:     
 RiverGloom: vote James for not a drop to drink series 2
  RayFK: Sorry, don't cut run 64 #wotcstaff 
offbeatwitch: ayy lmao
QuixoticScrivener: did we want to steal their 1 drop first striker as well?
 ghizmou: you're certainly content creating
  RayFK: Nah, still am.
  Juliamon: you have to say it on your wotc account
 BrowneePointz: They tell Jordan he is to make him feel better
offbeatwitch: my hubris
  RayFK: Pfft, I'm still on vacation I ain't turning my laptop on Juliamon
 jacqui_lantern234: INTEEZ NUTZ 
 BrowneePointz: inti has to die
 Bugberry: Inti needs to go.
 BrowneePointz: so much card advantage
 jacqui_lantern234: Adam voice: MEESTER INTI 
offbeatwitch: lol i kept a no-plains
offbeatwitch: ggs!
 RiverGloom: there is a squee deez nuts joke somewhere there, but im also on vacation
 Lord_Hosk: Standard is amazing perfect format no notes
 BrowneePointz: offbeat you pulled a James
 BrowneePointz: NEVER GO FULL JAMES
offbeatwitch: i did i did
offbeatwitch: it was  a banging hand otherwise though
 BrowneePointz: barbala baba is fun to say
 CrossXhunteR: no
 RiverGloom: no
 Diabore: No
 brutalpunishment: Negative
 Saintnex: nope
 RiverGloom: there is a mouse one
QuixoticScrivener: right now minored is rabbits
 Fanklok: There's a competetive deck that has atleast one goblin in it
 CrossXhunteR: mice
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Mono-red is probably too slow for standard.
 Diabore: Mice can be competitive
 BrowneePointz: Mice or burn
 CrossXhunteR: not often white
QuixoticScrivener: mice prowess
 BrowneePointz: nah just red
 CrossXhunteR: usually mono red or gruul
 Saintnex: lots of prowess last I checked
 bytecaster: I do enjoy that the mice beat the goblins
 MrPipboy3000: White Rabbits is pretty good
 Diabore: Mono red prowess is also a thing
 Bugberry: The good Red mice plus Valiant/heroic enablers.
 stevefromdetroit: I want goat tribal to be a thing
 TheDevil_Risen: RDW 62% WR https://mtga.untapped.gg/meta/decks/510/mono-red-aggro/AAQAAQACpdQsqu8EAZPOMQnswgHGkAHbEt7tKbTvBBgIxQOcBwER4gkA?rank=GOLD_TO_PLATINUM&tab=overview
 Diabore: Probably ub
 BrowneePointz: dimir demons
 CrossXhunteR: mono red prowess or dimir midrange, probably.
 BrowneePointz: I think
 djalternative: there’s also the banned in bo1 pump spells and fling. it wins on t2
spacedovtt: dimir midrange or gruul prowess
 ghizmou: dimir was the deck you faced in unranked
 BrowneePointz: yea dimir was the better version of the deck you faced
 Diabore: The one we faced unranked was mono black demons
 CrossXhunteR: im thinking of registering what is basically a duskmourn block-constructed UW enchantments deck for the GP this weekend
 BrowneePointz: unranked was mono b but the stronger version is UB
 Diabore: Or mono black slasher more correctly
 Earthenone: dident want to trade a goblin in for 2? or did i misread the 2/1
 Serpens77: could have attacked with 1 token then to get the raid triggers?
 Lord_Hosk: I think you are gonna WIN!
 bytecaster: I believe in you!
 Lord_Hosk: damn auto correct, I meant lose
 RiverGloom: if you just want wins mono black discard will get you there
 BrowneePointz: but yea there’s not QUITE enough zoomies in the goblins for a high tier goblins kindred deck atm
 BrowneePointz: not that they’re BAD
 BrowneePointz: just not fast enough or synergistic atm to push higher competitive
 bytecaster: Enjoy my hand (sincerely)
 TheWriterAleph: you dare insult barbalababa
 BrowneePointz: that being said James…Lorwyn next year
 stevefromdetroit: cool ball
 bytecaster: This just in: Orb good
 BrowneePointz: and Lorwyn gonna have SO many Gobbos
 CrossXhunteR: ive definitely seen someone bring a goblin deck to standard FNM like a week or two ago. they lost in close games with monored, but they seemed to be having fun
 Bugberry: Tarkir is going to have a non-zero number of Goblins too.
 BrowneePointz: oh yea Tarkir gonna have gobbos too
 BrowneePointz: probably some new version of Vialsmasher
 Bugberry: I want to see the Space goblins in Edge.
  Juliamon: Tarkir gobbos my belobbos
 CrossXhunteR: the snorse that bobs wrong
 bytecaster: The Snorse comes for us all
 shasra: snorse
 TheDevil_Risen: SNORESE!
 RiverGloom: ohh, a good adaptation is the office Australia
 RockPusher: Paul rules with an iron fist
 BrowneePointz: Tarkir’s Ready, Gobbos Are Yeti
 Bugberry: Jund goblins are my favorite, little ratty guys.
 Lord_Hosk: cavern of souls
 RiverGloom: change the goblins to mice
 bytecaster: Too late
 BrowneePointz: cavern of souls and Forge
 bytecaster: Rude
 Lord_Hosk: still bad
 BrowneePointz: but yea I’m just excited to see Cori experience Tarkir, and hopefully it’s a great return
 RiverGloom: yeah black seems to have an overwhelming command of standard right now
 BrowneePointz: it has a LITANY of premium removal of all kinds
 BrowneePointz: an incredible amount of card draw AND threats
 bytecaster: Right on time
 BrowneePointz: but also not completely oppressive like Kaldheim/Kamigawa Standard
 RiverGloom: if i haven't said it before it is great to see you more in the mtg content Cori, it's great to see other women play magic
 Lord_Hosk: a 2/2 your weakness
 bytecaster: We are ahead by every metric (Don't look at hand size)
 RiverGloom: odds we get heather to play a drafty night ?
 SeiichiSin: Death by a thousand cuts. Or just one big thing swinging back at you.
 BrowneePointz: Are they playing a starter deck?
 RiverGloom: 
 RiverGloom: i can dream
 bytecaster: Our deck seems a little rude this game
 varmintx0: how much do you like your lands?
  Juliamon: Only if Beej teaches her how to play
 patrick_stonecrusher: Octopus time
 BrowneePointz: look, you asked me what cards we should add Cheekily to make it better
 varmintx0: unreal
 stevefromdetroit: well then
 BrowneePointz: I responded truthfully 
 SeiichiSin: Oof.
Technic_AL: RNG please
 bytecaster: I love Standard
 RiverGloom: @Juliamon i can be onboard with a beej and heather puzzle quest stream
 RiverGloom: black white bats are a fun time
 BrowneePointz: Question, do we want to shave a couple things for a couple of the red case that draws cards?
 bytecaster: @BrowneePointz Our deck can be Goblin detectives!
 BrowneePointz: huh, didn’t know the soldiers deck was still kicking around
 Bugberry: I was thinking Connecting the Dots would be good in this deck, another Murders red enchantment.
 BrowneePointz: connecting the dots that’s the card I was thinking of thank you
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz glad I could connect those dots.
 BrowneePointz: I think we wanna kill it before it gets any counters on it
 stevefromdetroit: to be fair, the problem lately has been either not enough lands or too many lands
 GasCityGaming: now if we lost it's on James 
 Bugberry: I'm curious if Elves have enough in Standard to be decent.
offbeatwitch: just tryna goblin over here
  Juliamon: The game was lost when James returned 
 narset6691: the domain horror deck is fun
 narset6691: if you are looking to netdeck
 Lord_Hosk: Netdeck but you have to play something with goblins in it
 narset6691: sorry, i only mentioned it cause it was suggested
 BrowneePointz: make a couple decent meta decks and run them through their paces yea
steelwind47: @Lord_Hosk Tha'ts what Crim does. Build a netdeck with a weird flare.
 Earthenone: p1p1 gobblin!
 Bugberry: Blurst
 BrowneePointz: honestly, it doesn’t have to be a weekly thing but a long series about a grind to mythic would be kind of fun
 narset6691: yes.
 bytecaster: More goblins  though!
 Earthenone: burst is correct, goblin is funnier in context
 Lord_Hosk: You take the rare... the best card is the rare, or it wouldn't be the rare
 RiverGloom: goblins 2: goblinboogaloo
 BrowneePointz: yea standard ladder
 Bugberry: Hawk seems fine
 Bugberry: but I haven't played much of this format.
 Earthenone: thats why they call her coriLADDER dickenson
 RiverGloom: i think part of the fun could be learning more of standard as they climb too
 narset6691: sun blessed healerrrr
 Cptasparagus: ladder I hardly even know her
 MrPipboy3000: Serph works with hawk
 ghizmou: black
Flyingdelorion: Black
 Bugberry: Boros with some incidental life synergy
 narset6691: its whenever you attack, not necessarily with that card
 narset6691: it plays better than it reads in my experience
 MrGibberish: Stuffing.
 Saintnex: pizza?
 stevefromdetroit: enchiladas
 varmintx0: We made lasagna 2 nights ago...it was delicious.
 itira: sushi bowls
UtilityPunk: Foundations is a nice drafting experience tbh. Almost seems like the Starter Collection can be a reasonably good cube starter
 MrGibberish: Here an idea - burritos and nachos
 patrick_stonecrusher: Pizza lasagna, lots of thin pizza stacked together
 sporkraptor: Spouse is going to try a new Italian chicken and stuff recipe XD
 RiverGloom: chicken parmesan and a salad
 Bugberry: Probably need some lower drops
 Lord_Hosk: Sushi
 RiverGloom: @sporkraptor that sounds delisious
 SK__Ren: Another Banger art from Dominic Mayer
 Saintnex: pasta
 sporkraptor: @RiverGloom yah, we got fresh tomatoes, bell peppers, and spinach for it, should be good
 itira: no but you could make a sushi bowl which could be as simple as rice cucumber avocado and maybe a meat like imitation crab
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 quatoria: y ou can make sushi with spam
 RiverGloom: @sporkraptor i recently made a stuffed chicken alfredo with spinach
 TheDevil_Risen: did someone say sushi?
 sporkraptor: left to my own devices I go for frozen stuff or Basic Quesadilla (tortilla, slice cheese, lunchmeat)
 TheDevil_Risen: Yum 
 stevefromdetroit: grilled cheese and tomato soup
 Lord_Hosk: Chicken Nuggies, Sweat and Sour pork, Rice, and mixed veggies.
 sporkraptor: oooo damn, that sounds really good--I'll mention it to Spouse, he's the cook in the house XD
 TheWooglie: stew
 Lord_Hosk: wait, thats what Im making
 itira: its snowing like heckin heck here today
 RiverGloom: or a cold winter night
 Earthenone: do we take the rare and try and wheel the gold card?
 Saintnex: potato soup?
 Bugberry: Vindicator, LRR's preview card
 RiverGloom: wait!!! who doesn't have soup on hand
 BrowneePointz: Potato soup is so good
 sporkraptor: yeah, I have to do gluten-free and that nixes most soup, including *every* campbell soup 
 BrowneePointz: also chili
 BrowneePointz: and yes, I’m lumping soups, and stews in the same family for this conversation
 ShaneLeeAtk: I was just asked to make Cream of Wheat for dinner.
 stevefromdetroit: I have soup… I just usually don’t want soup
 TheDevil_Risen: Potato and Leek soup is one of the GOATs imo
 Bugberry: Double Kykar
 Bugberry: This Kykar has been really fun in Brawl.
 RiverGloom: ohh a good Guinness stew and some fresh bread hits the spot everytime
 BrowneePointz: you could splash Alesha
 MrPipboy3000: Alecha might have been worth the black splash
 MrPipboy3000: Alesha*
 RiverGloom: we just got 60 cm of snow here in Ontario so we are making all the warm yummy comfort food
 narset6691: its a combat trick that sticks around
 narset6691: its not bad
 sporkraptor: yeah, I'm hoping we get a decent snow in Seattle
 SAJewers: 6 ft blizzard james? 
 MrPipboy3000: I love the hommunculus horde ...
 MrPipboy3000: not in this deck of course
 sporkraptor: maybe not get snowed in for multiple weeks though XD
 Bugberry: Reinforcments might come around.
 RiverGloom: @sporkraptor whats the average snow fall there
 Shurtal: i got a storm coming this weekend, but the estimates are still WILD: Anywhere from a dusting to over a foot/30cm
 Azralorne: Cori, that howl made Raven freak out lol
 RiverGloom: @sporkraptor i always love Seattle for the rain and forget snow is cold rain
 sporkraptor: @RiverGloom it used to be pretty rare, but it's been getting more regular and heavier in the last few years (For Some Reason)--idk the actual average though
 RockPusher: with or without soup?
 ghizmou: and bacon too?
 BrowneePointz: What cheese? Gonna do like a American Havarti mix?
 Bugberry: In Texas we are expecting really low temperatures this Monday, for us at least.
 sporkraptor: @RiverGloom it seems like we get stuff that sticks once or twice every year now
 jacqui_lantern234: but will you be AT SOUP?! 
 RockPusher: bacon leek and potato is where it is at
 RiverGloom: the big question are you a ketchup on grilled cheese person james?
 Shurtal: i've been making grilled cheese with jalapeno jack cheese
 RiverGloom: @sporkraptor we seem to get less and less every year here actually
theamc2000: do you like hot sauce on grilled cheese?
 SeiichiSin: Agreed. Soup is a dip for grilled cheese.
 Shurtal: pepper jack, w/e
 stevefromdetroit: mayo or butter for the grilled cheese!
 Lord_Hosk: Grilled cheese is a little more complicated here than I expected.  The butter is so firm!  Why is the butter still hard at room temperature!
 jacqui_lantern234: @RiverGloom apparently James has good taste. THERE I SAID IT
 MrPipboy3000: Grikked cheese and tomatoe soup always felt like pizza with extra steps to me ...
 RiverGloom: @Lord_Hosk the trick is to use mayo insted of butter
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 Bugberry: Berserker is a weaker Most Valuable Slayer, but still very good.
 jacqui_lantern234: @RiverGloom mayo on the outside, thin layer of butter on the inside
 BrowneePointz: anyways my suggestion for things beyond just American, is Gruyère, Fontina, Havarti or Smoked Gouda. add those with some American Cheese and you’re in grilled cheese heaven
 RiverGloom: @jacqui_lantern234 Mind blown i want to try that
 BrowneePointz: make sure it’s a mayo brand you like @rivergloom
UtilityPunk:  Chili bread
 RockPusher: Facts
 itira: 
 iris_of_ether:  
 RockPusher: Ian *is* strange
 RiverGloom: pizza bread grill cheese
 BrowneePointz: cuz I got some bargain mayo for making grilled cheeses and it was not great
 jacqui_lantern234: now im really aware of how hungry i am, but i gotta wait cause i have rice cooking
 itira: pizza toast? goated
 iris_of_ether: Hungry
 stevefromdetroit: windows noise
 TheDevil_Risen: hello windows
 DrLigmaPhD: White cheddar with green apples on a grilled cheese
theamc2000: the windows noise made me check my iPad for updates
offbeatwitch: well you're probably connected
 varmintx0: I went to check the notification, but then I didn't care what Windows whining about anyway.
 jacqui_lantern234: so, like, does anyone wanna buy me a pizza? i could go for an XL right about now (for legal reasons, this is a joke)
 Earthenone: it was either a pizza or a union
 RiverGloom: provolone, and Havarti with thin slice pear and honey grill cheese
 Bruceski: Eat their pizza, form a union anyway
 jacqui_lantern234: @Earthenone ill take the pizza and unionize anyways
 sporkraptor: Dairy Queen?
 stevefromdetroit: still counts
  Juliamon: #We TakeThose
 iPoding: you gonna look it up or just roll the dice?
 Lord_Hosk: its $25 all gift cards are $25
 RiverGloom: @Lord_Hosk or 0
 stevefromdetroit: 1-0
 MrPipboy3000: Deck is undefeated, retire champion
 DrLigmaPhD: Me-wow
 RiverGloom: 1 drop, 2 drop, red drop, blue drop
 jacqui_lantern234: CONCEEDEEZ NUTZ
 Fanklok: Back in my day Savannah Lions was a arare
 DrLigmaPhD: Could have franked post combat?
 Fanklok: You're older than me old man
 jacqui_lantern234: @Fanklok ok, grandpa, lets get you down for bed 
 narset6691: run a 2/2 into them then have used the firebrand to kill it
 narset6691: is what they meant
 definenull: full send!
 RiverGloom: is anyone else other than wheeler at LRR team fight tactics fans
themost52: Until they have Aetherize
 BrowneePointz: I hat did you call my mother?
 BrowneePointz: what*
 Bugberry: Opponent has a pretty neat deck
 sporkraptor: the turns are tabling, noooo
 RiverGloom: its always my favorite is this your card episodes i think i have watched the last one 3 times now
 BrowneePointz: No, but he did tell me to check it out now the funk soul, brother
 BrowneePointz: OK, Edward Elric
 Fanklok: They did draw a billion cards
 Earthenone: put that dwarf back in the flask
 narset6691: burst lightning wins
 BrowneePointz: they’re playing us
 BrowneePointz: uw*
 BrowneePointz: they deserve nothing but losses!
 quatoria: from a DRAFT they made this deck
 varmintx0: god almighty
 quatoria: wow
 Jillexie: wow
 iris_of_ether: Okay so I kind of need this deck
 Bugberry: only once a turn unfortunately
 MrGibberish: How they made this from a draft, is amazing
 RockPusher: Everyone wants to fbl their thp from time to time 
 Bugberry: @MrGibberish There's a subtheme in Blue of second card drawing, and 2 on-theme rares. Hard to do but not unlikely.
 Geldaran: Nice.
 Jillexie: lol
 BrowneePointz: They could have killed you, but they didn’t
 quatoria: he was doing all this intricate delicate stuff and you just shot him in the fact
 Fanklok: They chose to lose
 quatoria: they REALLY should have just killed you, yeah
 BrowneePointz: They wanted to play with their food
 MrGibberish: @Bugberry Still, the way they did it was fun
 Jillexie: They could have just attacked with everything
klippiatt: “If they are trying to do a weird strategy or in fact if they are trying to do almost any strategy one of the best counters is to just go f'ing kill them.” – Sean “Day[9]” Plott
 GapFiller: 
 RiverGloom: TTSF what's Ian doing  today
 GapFiller: Xbox controller
 Earthenone: fixing an xbox controler i think
  Juliamon: fixing his xbox controller again
 RiverGloom: kool
 Bugberry: flash in Commander on their turn?
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 RiverGloom: cant wait to catch the first half of this stream on the VOD
 Bugberry: you can destroy the hammer
 MoxleyUnhinged: good morning!
 Geldaran: What is this, a disney movie?
SmashTCG: kill the sword?
 MrPipboy3000: Sace after combat
SmashTCG: after damage
 ghizmou: we can destroy at end of turn
 Bugberry: 2 for 2
 narset6691: u can sac it after to kill it
 RiverGloom: james with the big brain plays
herocRuch: yaaay
 TheDevil_Risen:   
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 RockPusher: Thank you Cori, thank you James 
 RiverGloom: bye
 jacqui_lantern234: thanks for streaming, you two  yall are delightful
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 RiverGloom:  
 RockPusher: Coming up next: Strange man does strange things
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 RiverGloom: how will i get my video game news
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 jacqui_lantern234: ooh, yay alex!!! 
 RiverGloom: Heck yeah!!!!
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