Friday Night Paper Fight || 8 Player Mystery Booster 2 Draft

 Earthenone: !box
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 Earthenone: not a convention, but a good result 
 DeM0nFiRe: When are we gonna get heather's secret podcast convention? (I assume the doors never actually open for the convention and instead Heather just talks about random stuff and we hear it through the doors)
 Earthenone: probobly at lrrcon 2
 Earthenone: lrrcon is still one of my biggest regrets, i was sick 5 minutes away from the venue so i missed it
  Juliamon: chat why does masala chai have to smell so fuckin good? I don't even like the drink itself that much
  Juliamon: like, it's fine, but doesn't hold a candle to the scent
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all
 TehAmelie: i know some people make tea just to smell it
 TehAmelie: okay they are robots in a webcomic
 TehAmelie: but it could be nice
 IbunWest: 
 RockPusher: sniff tea, get unicorn
 RockPusher:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TehAmelie: will it smell the same if reheated later? if so a cup could last a long time
 definenull: Misty boostie!
DideRobot: LRR: Tonight, on a very special (and early) episode of the Friday Night Paper Fight these fine LRRFolk are drafting Mystery Booster 2! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113767143006124236
 jacqui_lantern234: hey nerds! yall are loved 
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Falannt: hi @LoadingReadyRun and chat! No adam? ;(
  Juliamon: Only room for so many people at the draft table
  Juliamon: Who would you replace? (rhetorical)
 nymistrya: I always choose Boostersaur to make the second gym battle against Mystie easier
Falannt: 9 people draft! no replace, make new rules =)
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 Dog_of_Myth: Ah, so Chaos draft then?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
JinaMahavira: Adam is taking a break from doing MTG streams (burnout)
Falannt: mystery is like chaos =)
 TehAmelie: how did i end up with olives and roasted almonds? such classy snack
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 lamina5432: early evening
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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 Diabore: 
 TehAmelie: heey
 definenull: 
theamc2000: how
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Fancy_frenchman: Howdy friendos
Flyingdelorion: hello!
 definenull: Ooh they brought out long table
 Robot_Bones: JamesChamp
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 Diabore: whos talking? i dont think they introduced themself?
 couchboyj:   
 Syntheticuh:   happy new year everyone!
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 TheDevil_Risen: Mystie Boostie 2 HYPE!
 avjamethyst: my order came with a math is for blockers sticker today
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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 TheDevil_Risen: Hey Graham, Ben, Cori, Wheeler, James, Serge, Cam and Nelly, also Paul on Tech>
 definenull: Whoah!
 BusTed: eeeyyyy
 kumatsu: isn't that the expensiver elvish mystic?
 TheWriterAleph: ooooh ahhhh
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 definenull: The better karnsturct
 Garfman314: just arriving, what's the business with mystery boosters?
 ExachixKitsune: oh no, I should be asleep
 Serpens77: curisouser and curiouser
 ExachixKitsune: double curiosity killed the double cat?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RockPusher:   
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 couchboyj: Is that counting different treatments of cards or is it unique cards?
 Diabore: SHOW AND TELL POG
 Zatt133: Will you guys do a robo rose water draft again?
 Walla_tv: dead ringers is very hard to parse
 TehAmelie: how did a Kingdom of Loathing event get into these cards?
 ExachixKitsune: Graham vs James, Ben vs Serge, Cori vs Cameron, Wheeler vs Nelson
 TheDevil_Risen: Fun Fun Fun!
 ghizmou: fun for nelson, victories for everyone else
 Garfman314: are the lrrcards in this?
 A_Dub888: a little spice as a treat?
 Dog_of_Myth: I believe so @Garfman314
 couchboyj: I love the white border, but I started in 4e.   My opinion is comprised by nostalgia.
 Garfman314: gotcha
 Dog_of_Myth: and I was wrong
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 r10pez10: ooh m'2ster
 DrLigmaPhD: Unfortunately you cannot pull yourself on stream
 Garfman314: i'm sad that the art is not updated on scryfall for those (last i checked)
 TheWanderingNomad: At least not on this site
 DeM0nFiRe: You can, once
 A_Dub888: 
 TheDevil_Risen: anyone see seaside citadel and hear Olivia singing it too?
 Dog_of_Myth: Same @TheDevil_Risen
 r10pez10: my friends have picked up using 'summy tummy' for summoning sickness
 Fruan: Serge is a monster
 ExachixKitsune: love it
 DeM0nFiRe: @r10pez10 
 ExachixKitsune: That round will either take 5 minutes or 5 hours
 ekplayscards: summy tummies is goated
 spawnofhastur: i've seen japanese people refer to summoning sickness as a creature being "drunk".
 ExachixKitsune: ooooooh
 TheDevil_Risen: Crystal Vein, Man takes me back 
 r10pez10: !addquote (Serge and Bengineering) [Now] I'm not that kind of monster." "Are you just drafting hard control?
  LRRbot: New quote #9233: "I'm not that kind of monster." "Are you just drafting hard control?" —Serge and Bengineering [2025-01-03]
 TheDevil_Risen: 2 of each colour, correct
 r10pez10: ("summy tummy" is an olivia special)
 Serpens77: if you're getting cvut, then they weren't "your" colours 
 jamesinor: They're OUR colors
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 EricTheOrange: do these mystery boosters have Version 1 Graham?
an_archist2: if you love your colors, let it rip
 Rogue_07: Oooh, very nice to see 8 people drafting!  A bunch of times I've seen 6 previously, can I ask if that's related to having a bigger table?
 TheMinionGM: Oh boy, just saw Serge's post. Poor Ben
 Rogue_07: (Sorry, I'm probably months late lol)
 ekplayscards: this is why ben ben and i get along
 EricTheOrange: @Rogue_07 it's related to how much time it takes, hence why they7 started early
 Rogue_07: @EricTheOrange That makes sense!
 ElektroTal: hey @LoadingReadyRun, if you get any white bordered snow lands, hang onto them for your old pal shivam!
 TheDevil_Risen: hehe Shivam 
 nymistrya: I hope we see an Oracle of the Alpha tonight
 TheDevil_Risen: make sure you play those against Olivia at every oppertunity 
 Cptasparagus: you see every pack twice, instead of in 6 player where you see the first few packs a third time,w hich is a big deal
 ElektroTal: I call "Friend of the Show" dibs!
 r10pez10: shivam has VIP
theamc2000: I call dibs on that card! no not that one, that one?
 MoxleyUnhinged: good morning!
 A_Dub888: Shivam "Duilt Bifferent" Bhatt
 DrLigmaPhD: Shivam could ask chat for cards and we'd probabbly be like "Yeah alright"
 DrLigmaPhD: The Skoodle!
 Mai_Andra: y'all said it so many times, and I forgot you were starting early tonight...
Gerrimeister: Can someone scare the canlander players (or everybody) by telling them i once had minsc and boo AND comet in my mb2 draft deck?
 TheDevil_Risen: @ElektroTal I got a full art snow covered white border wastes from my MB2 box 
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 plaidanddrpepper: magic!
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 MoxleyUnhinged: this is the best thing to listen to during a 40c day working in a forge
 jamesinor: The white bordered cards sometimes jump out at you like a freaking jumpscare
 EricTheOrange: are the test cards actual test cards or did they make special test card art of normal cards?
 ElektroTal: the white border makes them so easy to fetch!
Hansk_and_Boo: I'm only here to see Surges nightmare deck in action.
 r10pez10: EricTheOrange actual test cards
 BusTed: Very practical
 r10pez10: though test card frame treatments of actual cards might actually be a fun way to alter
  Juliamon: EricTheOrange It was observed that the card stock coating is notably different from the other cards
 DrLigmaPhD: @ElektroTal but what if we put a tiny gravestone?
 ElektroTal: a gravestone on a land would be neat
 Welbog: I want to see Beejlander but oops all experimental cards.
 TheDevil_Risen: omg white border expressive iteration is a thing, sick 
 A_Dub888: moustACHE
 TheDevil_Risen: Blood Speaker art is cool 
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Hansk_and_Boo: Saw someone making diabolical draft picks on Bluesky, turned out it was Serge.
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 TheDevil_Risen: Momir!
 TheDevil_Risen: lets go
 DrLigmaPhD: Deck Idea: "That's not real!", a deck comprised solely of printings that look fake
DragonMZ: Serum Powder is future sight frame looks very appropriate for how weird a card it is
 r10pez10: tupac mention
 northos: Nelly is cooking here
 Walla_tv: get the sleeve
 TheDevil_Risen: S,eeve!
 TheDevil_Risen: *sleeve
 Rogue_07:  
 TheDevil_Risen: Halving Season is good fun
 ghizmou: let's do the fun thing
 Garfman314: oh, geez, halving season would be so helpful in my commander pod
 vinopinguino: im going to guess its wheeeleer
 thraximore: ooooooh Mirri's Guile
 Datnade012: Oooohhhhh
 public_key_reveal_party: imagine playing real cards though
Zenergy142: Just saw Serge's skeet about his first couple picks. This format is such a blast
 Rogue_07: And that is three oh damns
 vinopinguino: makes sense
 definenull: That makes sense
 public_key_reveal_party: I'm actually more confused now
 ExachixKitsune: love that
 TheDevil_Risen: haha fixed Lutri
 calculated_uncertainties: it's so cute!
 DrLigmaPhD: G has locked in
 Cosmonautilis24: could also be detrimental. "This creature takes damage as if it has trample"?
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 TheWooglie: why are you looking Graham?
 vinopinguino: ironhoof ox is a bomb
 definenull: Don't look back Graham, it's like looking at the top card before mulling
amam741: he gets to look
 vinopinguino: you close your eyes while you flip through those cards graham
 micalovits: The Regret is a very important part of that card
 TheDevil_Risen: From Wizards : To be more specific, the controller of a blocking creature with tantrum first assigns combat damage to the creature(s) it's blocking. Once all of those attacking creatures are assigned lethal damage, any excess damage is assigned as its controller chooses among those attacking creatures and their controllers.
TjPshine: those of us just tuning in - what pack is this?
 thraximore: YO
 thraximore: that contamination
 thraximore: 
 vinopinguino: 3
 nymistrya: @TjPshine Third
TjPshine: ok coolio
 EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun isn't that person you paul putting them in the card reader?
   LoadingReadyRun: @EricTheOrange I guess you're right 
 r10pez10: honestly six playables is probably a good breakpoint
 ElektroTal: @LoadingReadyRun paul come on my show damn it
amam741: my friend made a cube and we’re gonna add some of the conspiracy cards in for in-person drafts
 micalovits: 20 vs 40 life is a massive difference
 vinopinguino: doesnt it feel like they should have done the murders set in Fiora, and not in Ravnic?
A1_Saucy: I miss emperor games of magic from my kitchen table days
 BlueFingers5: Finally someone speaking up for commander players /s
dm818: Sovereign's Realm is super fun from take the crown
 EricTheOrange: Serge "never pivots" Yeager
DevillReaper: waiting...
A1_Saucy: this is weird. I usually watch on YT so this part is new to me
 adamshandy: this just walloped me with voyage intro music nostalgia
DevillReaper: same, I also watch on 1.5x speed so this is slow compearativly
 ladyjessica: oh no! I missed the go live because I thought it was at 8 tonight 
  Juliamon: Someone mentions it a few times every year
 MalFnord: Well, it's a good theme
 RockPusher: The whole Road Quest soundtrack is great, though this is right up there for one of the best tracks from it
DevillReaper: Last week I organised a MB2 draft at the LGS, & I built a solid dimir deck
DevillReaper: also got passed a foil mindbreak trap
 ThePixelSavage: the Star Trek Voyager energy is so strong with this song
A1_Saucy: defend the frontier against Xur and the Kodan Armada
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
  LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
 Garfman314: nooorrmmmaaal viiiieeew
 ExachixKitsune: alright; night friends! Have a good time
 definenull:   
 jacqui_lantern234: so, chat, im excited! tomorrow is Farmers Market day!!! 
  Tweediculous: @jacqui_lantern234 best day of the week. ours is closed for winter 
carbonoid12: i'm getting a big winter storm tomorrow and sunday
 sporkraptor: it's weird to be in Seattle and *not* be getting hit by the big winter storm tbh XD
 jacqui_lantern234: @Tweediculous oof  yeah, im glad mine is open all year (except holidays and natural causes, obvs)
dabudder: hey chat I just got here. are we going into round 1?
 cheshire_creeper: yep
 jacqui_lantern234: specifically Tuesdays and Saturdays for me cause i live in a very good growing area
 RecursiveAcronym: hm i just went on bluesky and saw serge's first few picks
 sporkraptor: @jacqui_lantern234 dang, sweet!
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah, niagara has incredibly fertile land
Staryx__: @jacqui_lantern234 Niagara? Western NY or Southern Ontario?
 Diabore: respectfully serge what the hell
 jacqui_lantern234: @Staryx__ ontario
 neisan2112: Ah damnit I forgot they started early today
 neisan2112: At least got here before games started
Staryx__: @jacqui_lantern234 Oh cool! ::waves from across the river::
 RecursiveAcronym: @Diabore i agree wholeheartedly, and also have never wanted serge to pop off more
 jacqui_lantern234: @Staryx__ *waves back*
 thraximore: hi jacqui! 
 jacqui_lantern234: @thraximore HAI FREN 
LoganAura: @RecursiveAcronym Methinks that game's less likely to pop off as it is to slam into a wall XD
xElMerYx: this set looks so fun to actually play
 bytecaster: A turnpile, if you will
 northos: 
 Diabore: !card mirri's guile
  LRRbot: Mirri's Guile [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
 Diabore: what do you mean graham, its sylvan library /s
 bytecaster: Sylvan Library at home
 definenull: Judging by deck names they both seem very confident of their decks
JinaMahavira: That's a pretty forest
 Mai_Andra: LRRMTG ASMR
  LRRbot: Call of the Herd [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
  LRRbot: Thraben Watcher [2WW] | Creature — Angel [2/2] | Flying, vigilance / Other nontoken creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
 Diabore: @bytecaster temu sylvan library
 Diabore: 2
 r10pez10: it's Always Watching on a body
dabudder: the watcherrrrrr
 thraximore: 
 Diabore: tokens need to unionize
  LRRbot: Collected Company [3G] | Instant | Look at the top six cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 definenull: Coco?!?
 r10pez10: Coco??
 jacqui_lantern234: OH NO D:
 nymistrya: Not the full whiff
 definenull: Noco 
 BusTed: 
 Diabore: thats 5 less lands
Voidhawk42: Scry 6?
 Diabore: thats a 4 mana draw 6
DevillReaper: Co.. Oh NO!
 jacqui_lantern234: hey, at least he got rid of so many lands
 Bruceski: 4 mana to dodge a 5 turn flood?
redpandrake: 
  LRRbot: Predatory Nightstalker [3BB] | Creature — Nightstalker [3/2] | When Predatory Nightstalker enters, you may have target opponent sacrifice a creature of their choice.
 GredGredmansson: nothing but gas
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  LRRbot: Elspeth's Smite [W] | Instant | Elspeth's Smite deals 3 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
 Diabore: exiled even
dabudder: condemn! that! nightstalker!
  LRRbot: Veteran Explorer [G] | Creature — Human Soldier Scout [1/1] | When Veteran Explorer dies, each player may search their library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 CuteTeaGoat: that's not a vampire nightstalker
  LRRbot: Yavimaya Granger [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Echo {2}{G} / When Yavimaya Granger enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 johnnylongtorso: Mr. Granger, are you free?
 jacqui_lantern234: would yall believe me if i said ive hard-cast an og Emrakul in vintage cube without being in Green?
  LRRbot: Omnipresent Impostor [2] | Basic Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | Changeling / Omnipresent Impostor has all card names. / As you search your library for one or more cards, you may choose Omnipresent Impostor as one of those cards.
letsbelgo: Oh, this started an hour early it seems
 GrassVortex: oooh, neat
 vinopinguino: granger = farmer. neat.
 Garfman314: yavimaya granger famously played by emma watson
 Bruceski: yup
  LRRbot: Noose Constrictor [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Reach / Discard a card: Noose Constrictor gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
dabudder: you will have successfully paid 6 mana for a 2/2 and a 2/1
  Juliamon: letsbelgo yes, because 8 players instead of 6, needs more time
 Diabore: the noose is loose
 GredGredmansson: yeah sure i'm a basic land don't worry about it
 northos: wow it's like psychic frog but way worse 
 chriswr5: james you have incredible taste in plains art, love me a good seb mckinnon basic
  LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
theamc2000: James want land
theamc2000: James will get land
  LRRbot: Harvester Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land you control could produce.
 jacqui_lantern234: condemn: or as i like to call it, Shields To Plowshares 
 shendaras: He's playing to his strenghts
 Diabore: wait, is james never leaving? he cant go 0-2 in single elim
 Larkonus: Reflecting Druid.
 northos: @Diabore he could go 0-2 in games
  LRRbot: Utopia Sprawl [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant Forest / As Utopia Sprawl enters, choose a color. / Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
 kumatsu: I'm guessing James got an Eldrazi titan
  LRRbot: Faerie Macabre [1BB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/2] | Flying / Discard Faerie Macabre: Exile up to two target cards from graveyards.
 jacqui_lantern234: @kumatsu either that or a Blightsteel Colossus 
 GredGredmansson: No Graham
 Bruceski: discard trigger
 circusofkirkus: that's only on discard
dm818: if you discard it
zeathean: Mack a Brie
 kumatsu: that's not how that works
 Diabore: thats a discard ability g
 Bruceski: not enters
 Dog_of_Myth: Discard
 GredGredmansson: that's an activated ability, not an ETB
 kumatsu: Remember when Faerie Macabre was a regular sideboard card in Modern?
 definenull: Overrun?
 vinopinguino: oh snap
 bytecaster: What a Yu-Gi-Oh type card that Faerie
 vinopinguino: he tappin
  LRRbot: Iona, Shield of Emeria [6WWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [7/7] | Flying / As Iona, Shield of Emeria enters, choose a color. / Your opponents can't cast spells of the chosen color.
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 Dog_of_Myth: Oh boy
 GrassVortex: oh 
 jacqui_lantern234: oh my
 GredGredmansson: I vote Black
 definenull: Target opponent can't play magic
 cmdrud87: F
RangerAlpha7: Oh
 CaptainSpam: Welp.
 MrGibberish: Hello. Didnt know they started early
 r10pez10: oh
 ekplayscards: Brutal savage rekt
 Syntheticuh: establish dominance and say blue!
 ElektroTal: ggggggaaaaaaaaaaaame
 Larkonus: Go go gadget Plummet!
 kumatsu: in before mainboard Plummet
 r10pez10: honestly james that's pretty sick
 GredGredmansson: didn't even use the dork
asraeltempest: Beast Within off the top?
   LoadingReadyRun: If you missed the draft part of the stream, the VoD is here on twitch and will be up on youtube.com/lrrmtg early next week
 vinopinguino: is broking wings in this? lol
 ElektroTal: hahahahahahaha
 TheDevil_Risen: @ElektroTal   
 vinopinguino: *broken
 Mr_Bitterness: white border even
Voidhawk42: Sometimes you just have to Walk to the top of the hill
 ElektroTal: i'm genuinely laughing
 ekplayscards: white border from the vault art too 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
  LRRbot: Bojuka Bog | Land | Bojuka Bog enters tapped. / When Bojuka Bog enters, exile target player's graveyard. / {T}: Add {B}.
 r10pez10: i didn't know iona got new art
 vinopinguino: it just looks wrong
 Cptasparagus: screwbajubabog
  LRRbot: Orochi Eggwatcher [2G] (flip: Shidako, Broodmistress) | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | {2}{G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 green Snake creature token. If you control ten or more creatures, flip Orochi Eggwatcher.
dabudder: anybody else up watching eggs
 Fruan: How does one even Bojuke?
 TheDevil_Risen: Wheeler from off cam : Hell Yeah!
 TheDevil_Risen: also E G G
 GredGredmansson: well that's one way to get around Iona
 bytecaster: Giving that card a tap ability is just rude and asking for confusion
RangerAlpha7: flip it into a snake that turns every snake into giant growth, even
 r10pez10: huh, they put rooms on a creature
   LoadingReadyRun: Orochi Eggwatcher + Ceiling Egg = infinite combo
 Syntheticuh: 
 definenull: Ca caw!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Kejardon: every creature has a tap ability, 'attack'
 jacqui_lantern234: NEIGH?!?!
  LRRbot: Under-Construction Skyscraper | Land | Level up {1} / {T}: Add {C}. / LEVEL 1-7 / {T}: Add {W}, {B}, {G}, or {C}. / LEVEL 8+ / {T}: Add {W}, {B}, {G}, or {C}. Scry 1.
 TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun    
 jacqui_lantern234:  gosh i love ben
 gundamschwing: The elephant says, "neigh."
 BusTed: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
redpandrake: 
dabudder: 
 GredGredmansson: when I drafted Mystery Booster I had a weird izzet carddraw deck
 GredGredmansson: love me a Subgofy
 GredGredmansson: Subgoyf
  LRRbot: Storm the Seedcore [2GG] | Sorcery | Distribute four +1/+1 counters among up to four target creatures you control. Creatures you control gain vigilance and trample until end of turn.
 GredGredmansson: The Wrennaissance
 Dog_of_Myth: Love that art
 tryllebanjo:  Storming!
   LoadingReadyRun:  Frogstorm the Seedcore
 Diabore: am james dead, feels like yes
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 EricTheOrange: It's time for blockers to do math
  LRRbot: Cathar Commando [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/1] | Flash / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
 Diabore: another 1 toughness
dabudder: yeah but theyve got trombopaline
  LRRbot: Omnipresent Impostor [2] | Basic Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | Changeling / Omnipresent Impostor has all card names. / As you search your library for one or more cards, you may choose Omnipresent Impostor as one of those cards.
 cmdrud87: because it's technically a basic alnd
  LRRbot: Harvester Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land you control could produce.
 cmdrud87: *lamd
WeenieRotini: so basically.... he's creature
 Gaz_L: i guess basic as opposed to legendary?
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 GredGredmansson: It turns of Murder
A_NO0B: board in plummet
 northos: it's mystery booster, it could be anything 
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 Diabore: its not cant cast ben, its you and creatures you control have protection from
 r10pez10: respect the hardcast iona tho
 Walla_tv: !card dead ringers
  LRRbot: Dead Ringers [4B] | Sorcery | Destroy two target nonblack creatures unless either one is a color the other isn't. They can't be regenerated.
 thraximore: oh dead ringers
 DeM0nFiRe: iona makes it easy, you dont get to cast it!
  Juliamon: Best Snek
 Rogue_07: top snek
 BusTed: hey wait
 RockPusher:  snek
 Bruceski: that looks like a 1/1 to me
 DoodlestheGreat: Nice snek
dabudder: @Diabore Iona definitely *is* cant cast, you might be thinking of the card from MH2
 r10pez10: snoken
zeathean: that is a ninja turtle
 vinopinguino: thats so many hands
IsSecretlyPaul: this shows you the strength of a winning smile
 Garfman314: hmmm, snakes are famous for one thing...
 VorlonScout: snake? snaaaaaake
Kejardon: I assume it was part of when they decided "no more nagas or lamias, everything's snakes now"
 Diabore: @dabudder yes, which is what ben was talking about
dabudder: ah i see my bad
DevillReaper: thnaaaaik
 Bruceski: "Snakes have no limbs? Snakes have YES limbs!"
 PhorrestGaze: no God of Abraham to take their arms
 DoodlestheGreat: Fore-warned is four-armed?
 vinopinguino: he's gonna kramer into the room
 kynelwynn: The orochi have to compensate fo snakes on other Planes
  Juliamon: snakes have no limbs because the orochi stole them
 Fruan: limb inequality between snakes is out of hand. Did you know that Kamigawa snakes have more limbs than the rest of the multiverse's snakes combined?
 lirazel64: He's got Mental Powers
 GredGredmansson: Limbs Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted
DevillReaper: if you avrage out all the snakes, they will have two arms
  LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
 gundamschwing: Thanks for the nightmare fuel
 northos: it was uncommon originally 
 Rogue_07: I'
  LRRbot: Harvester Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land you control could produce.
 Diabore: mom has a gift for you, its knuckles
 Rogue_07: I'm look, Mom is on TV!
 Larkonus: Her ability is a mote worse with the new blocking rules, but still a great card.
  LRRbot: Agent of Acquisitions [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/1] | Draft Agent of Acquisitions face up. / Instead of drafting a card from a booster pack, you may draft each card in that booster pack, one at a time. If you do, turn Agent of Acquisitions face down and you can't draft cards for the rest of this draft round.
 definenull: Mm hot cocoa
 BusTed: huffin' choc
  LRRbot: Noose Constrictor [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Reach / Discard a card: Noose Constrictor gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
 ghizmou: it tastes extremely bitter
dabudder: Hot coco is a good crapshot idea
 DoodlestheGreat: I have cocoa. I'm going to make it. BRB.
  LRRbot: Omnipresent Impostor [2] | Basic Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | Changeling / Omnipresent Impostor has all card names. / As you search your library for one or more cards, you may choose Omnipresent Impostor as one of those cards.
dabudder: somebody should iterate on thart
  LRRbot: Cathar Commando [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/1] | Flash / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
 azureHaights: How goes Mystery Twoster
   LoadingReadyRun: Cathar (going) Commando
  LRRbot: Elvish Harbinger [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/2] | When Elvish Harbinger enters, you may search your library for an Elf card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 GredGredmansson: Motherboard of Runes
 Bruceski: quick, get the stickers!
 GredGredmansson: well no, on top of the library
  LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elder [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}{G}.
DevillReaper: Mother of Law
 Mazrae: Is Paul on tech today, if he is I'm glad that he's doing better
 definenull: He's ramping!
 Rogue_07: I think the artist used their dad as a model for this elder
 johnnylongtorso: ah, the classic genre of card art: some guy the artist knows
 r10pez10: beautiful art
 GredGredmansson: art who you know
MechaKuuga: That Elder kinda looking like Sir Ian McKellen
 Dog_of_Myth: james has played mom, dad, elf, and snake
  LRRbot: Scurry Oak [2G] | Creature — Treefolk [1/2] | Evolve / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Scurry Oak, you may create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
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 Dog_of_Myth: The nuclear magic family
 micalovits: Parents, Kid and Pet
 BusTed: I'd prefer the coal please.
 TheWooglie: Fugi is Santa?
 northos: who knew Santa was a Reindeersman of the apocalypse 
  LRRbot: Yavimaya Granger [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Echo {2}{G} / When Yavimaya Granger enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 RockPusher: *shakes fist at the kringler*
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 definenull: Gave you actual sick instead of kickflip sick
 GredGredmansson: I'm assuming granger isn't going to last next turn
Vonbane: i appreciate Ben's ZZ Top reference 
 Marvoleath: not to be confused with grundger
 hedonistic_mushroom: What's the playtest card that G is running?
 r10pez10: !card Omnipresent Impostor
  LRRbot: Omnipresent Impostor [2] | Basic Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | Changeling / Omnipresent Impostor has all card names. / As you search your library for one or more cards, you may choose Omnipresent Impostor as one of those cards.
 GredGredmansson: @hedonistic_mushroom a card that you can search your library for regardless of conditions
 Diabore: obviously willbender
 shea_wolfe: It's Willbender!
 northos: chromeshell crab!
 Mai_Andra: Chiefly British. a country house or large farmhouse with its various farm buildings
 IbunWest: It's always Willbender
theamc2000: but it is colorless
  LRRbot: Oblivion Ring [2W] | Enchantment | When Oblivion Ring enters, exile another target nonland permanent. / When Oblivion Ring leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
 vinopinguino: how can a farmer farm after death graham?! like some sort of zombie farmer
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 Rogue_07: Somewhere Ian just sneezed and he doesn't know why
 EricTheOrange: is their a morph that's a boat?
 r10pez10: free ashling
rogerivany: It could even be a willbender.  
 Marvoleath: @vinopinguino they become fertilizer 
theamc2000: I am just waiting for a boat vehicle with morph
 BusTed: @Marvoleath 
  LRRbot: Faerie Macabre [1BB] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/2] | Flying / Discard Faerie Macabre: Exile up to two target cards from graveyards.
 bytecaster: Just a Wind Drake
 johnnylongtorso: he's just constricting
  LRRbot: Despondency [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −2/−0. / When Despondency is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Despondency to its owner's hand.
 vinopinguino: love that art
oneala: a *spark* is flying.
 vinopinguino: alex gregory is so talented
 Marvoleath: oh oh, despondussy
  LRRbot: Nature's Way [1G] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gains vigilance and trample until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
 vinopinguino: ayyoo
 Welbog: Take that, mom
  LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
rogerivany: Graham still going after James Mom.  Tsk.  
theamc2000: matricide Graham?
 micalovits: How dare you punch his mom! Condemned!
 Diabore: @theamc2000 wasnt his mom so just regular murder
 GredGredmansson: "nature's way" is just another way of saying "natural causes"
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   LoadingReadyRun: Noose Constrictor and his lesser known cousin, Nose Constrictor
 GredGredmansson: !card natural causes
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Garfman314: "nature's way" was the original name for The Far Side
Falannt: no morph-overlay-token?
  LRRbot: Hunter's Edge [3G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
 r10pez10: i thought about trying once
  LRRbot: Generous Gift [2W] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
  LRRbot: Flavor Disaster [4G] | Enchantment Creature — Elemental Pirate [4/3] | Reach / When Flavor Disaster enters the battlefield or when it's turned face up, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Flavor Disaster's power. / Negamorph {1}{G}
 GredGredmansson: Fun Fact: at time of recording there ARE no mono-green Pirates
Desruprot: it also has reach
 GredGredmansson: I'm hoping this changes with Aetherdrift
  LRRbot: Ironscale Hydra [3GG] | Creature — Hydra [5/5] | If a creature would deal combat damage to Ironscale Hydra, prevent that damage and put a +1/+1 counter on Ironscale Hydra.
 CrossXhunteR: i think graham and i have the same sleeves. it's a very pretty purple/pink thing
  LRRbot: Recumbent Bliss [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may gain 1 life.
theamc2000: remember James, it is at your upkeep
  LRRbot: Thraben Watcher [2WW] | Creature — Angel [2/2] | Flying, vigilance / Other nontoken creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
 GredGredmansson: jiminy crimbob
 MrGibberish: Is there a mono white pirate?
 GredGredmansson: huh there isn't
  LRRbot: Dreadhound [4BB] | Creature — Demon Dog [6/6] | When Dreadhound enters, mill three cards. / Whenever a creature dies or a creature card is put into a graveyard from a library, each opponent loses 1 life.
 GredGredmansson: or ANY white pirate
 Welbog: The Gentleman Pirate should be monowhite.
 micalovits: Deed sure would have been enchantment removal
  LRRbot: Dead Ringers [4B] | Sorcery | Destroy two target nonblack creatures unless either one is a color the other isn't. They can't be regenerated.
 m1gr3nA: deed is enchantment removal btw
 Fruan: Don't kill what Donny Don't doesn't.
 EricTheOrange: that's a weird way to phrase that
 GredGredmansson: basically "destroy two nonblack creatures with exactly the same colors"
Kejardon: 5 mana destroy exactly 2 creatures with the exact same colors
A_NO0B: does graveyard order matter in this?
 m1gr3nA: now we just need regrowth
niccus: no two creatures are not on fire
 raulghoulia: they have to share all colors
mjiig: It just means they have to be the same colours
 GredGredmansson: that are the EXACT SAME COLORS
 Marvoleath: so they need to share all colors
 Fruan: That are exactly the same set of colours.
 4AMDonuts: share all colors
zeathean: share exactly the same colors
 Buxx345: share all colors
 shendaras: not share, but are exactly the same
mjiig: But has to be phrased awkwardly
 EricTheOrange: @GredGredmansson not quite it could be a izzit creature and a red creature
 shushu1529: right, it isn't confusing at all
 micalovits: Two creatures that share all colours
 GredGredmansson: @EricTheOrange no it can't, because one is a color the other isn't (blue)
 DylPage: Share a colour identity.  Because of colourless.
 4AMDonuts: not rb though, bc not black
 m1gr3nA: also nonblack
 adamshandy: dead ringers falls in to some sort of cognitive black hole
Wonderdoc: Well no Graham you see it says nonblack 
 adamshandy: it hurts to parse
 Gaz_L: does that mean you can kill one thing if they're different though?
 ladyjessica: dead ringers is one of the cards people use to explain stupid rules wordings.
 GredGredmansson: No
 Marvoleath: cant kill two different Omnaths, ever 
  LRRbot: Bellowing Tanglewurm [3GG] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Intimidate / Other green creatures you control have intimidate.
 hedonistic_mushroom: Magic the gathering: the game that constantly reminds me that I failed my high school English
 johnnylongtorso: can't imagine why this hasn't been reprinted since Apocalypse
 ladyjessica: maro has talked about it a bunch over the years.
 Mazrae: Such a scary squirrel
 GredGredmansson: eyyyyy i use that phrase all the time
 GredGredmansson: H*R FTW Ben
 TheDevil_Risen: no lifegain
 TheDevil_Risen: ahh got it
  LRRbot: Ironhoof Ox [3GG] | Creature — Ox [4/4] | Ironhoof Ox can't be blocked by more than one creature.
 vinopinguino: OX!
 TheDevil_Risen: OX!
 vinopinguino: bomb ox
 TheAwkes: Yes, hello?
 micalovits: Ox!
 CrossXhunteR: which Portal is that
 GredGredmansson: when's THAT going to get keyworded i swear
 Marvoleath: beeg cow
 m1gr3nA: @hedonistic_mushroom nah, its mtg designers failing at communicating in human language
   LoadingReadyRun: I want a secret lair of demon dogs and hellhounds as cute puppies
 TheDevil_Risen: was that Portal 2nd age?
 johnnylongtorso: ecanem
 TheDevil_Risen: or original Portal
carbonoid12: 2nd
carbonoid12: OG Portal was a circle
 singinnonsense: better then Ironproof Ox
 Orxolon: Somebody said Orx?
 TheDevil_Risen: ahh thats right
 TheDevil_Risen: its been a few years haha
  LRRbot: Collected Company [3G] | Instant | Look at the top six cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 Gekyouryuu: Hello, chat. I just got a single MH3 pack for $6 and pulled a Wooded Foothills, so my night's going well. How's it going here?
  LRRbot: Orochi Eggwatcher [2G] (flip: Shidako, Broodmistress) | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | {2}{G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 green Snake creature token. If you control ten or more creatures, flip Orochi Eggwatcher.
 GredGredmansson: with intimidate
  LRRbot: Storm the Seedcore [2GG] | Sorcery | Distribute four +1/+1 counters among up to four target creatures you control. Creatures you control gain vigilance and trample until end of turn.
 vinopinguino: best art from that set
 GredGredmansson: don't forget we have Intimidate as well
 m1gr3nA: probably not on the artifact...
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I don't think there's any way this works?
 CrossXhunteR: james, don't block
zeathean: one block and win on the crack back
 Welbog: Just take it, James.
 GredGredmansson: 1 card 3 mana and a dream
 KWardJenx: Whose side is Ben on? I want a game 3!
  LRRbot: Elvish Harbinger [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/2] | When Elvish Harbinger enters, you may search your library for an Elf card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 Garfman314: lightning bolt!
 KWardJenx: You made your choices!
 Gekyouryuu: @kwardjenx tbf, Ben wants a game ONE
A1_Saucy: I have seen a green lightning bolt before. not in magic, but we can hope
 Marvoleath: @A1_Saucy there were a few non-red burn spells, mostly blue, but also some green, like hornet sting
 otakubox0: Can't buff because of the new combat rules rights? Because they both passed prio? Didn't matter but still
 GredGredmansson: green lightning bolt that's basically giant growth
 GredGredmansson: @otakubox0 new combat has nothing to do with when you can cast spells
 m1gr3nA: @A1_Saucy can i interest you in some bee stings in mtg? they are not good but they do exist
 ghizmou: obviously because puppy
TriforceDrummer: Dreadhound also is loss of life and not damage, which can come up!
 otakubox0: I mean during the buffing for the constrictor for the discard?
 micalovits: Being a lill pupper helps
 vinopinguino: they take off dreadhound's glasses and realize they were beautiful all along
 GredGredmansson: @otakubox0 same diff, nothing to do when when priority is given
 otakubox0: Huh I thought it did fair enough
Falannt: !card syr konrad
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Syr Konrad, the Grim; Syr Konrad's Squire
JinaMahavira: Konrad also is when it leaves the graveyard
 KhazzyB: you could’ve cast it. sneep
 A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, keepieeee
  LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
 Ukon_Cairns: dreadhound does what youre trying to do with syr konrad, but syr konrad does suprisingly a whole lot more, and thus draws a lot more ire.
 singinnonsense: fun fact : a lot of mythologies have hounds associated with death
  LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
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 GredGredmansson: the only change is that you don't pick when damage assignment happens until combat damage, rather than declare blockers, and you don't "order" blockers
 GredGredmansson: someone can correct me if I've missed anything
 Orxolon: My money Is on dead ringers
  LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 A_Dub888: cood elves?
 johnnylongtorso: how much wood could a wood elf shelf if a wood elf could shelf wood?
 micalovits: @GredGredmansson You also don't have to assign lethal damage to a creature before assigning damage to another one, though that rarely comes up
  LRRbot: Call of the Herd [2G] | Sorcery | Create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. / Flashback {3}{G}
 GredGredmansson: this is trouble
 InfiniTokens: @micalovits It would with deathtouch
  LRRbot: Wispweaver Angel [4WW] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying / When Wispweaver Angel enters, you may exile another target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
  LRRbot: Yavimaya Granger [2G] | Creature — Elf [2/2] | Echo {2}{G} / When Yavimaya Granger enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
rogerivany: Remember when Call of the Herd was Rare?  And $20.
 CrossXhunteR: the land disparity has shrunk, ever so slightly
 micalovits: @InfiniTokens Deathtouch already worked before, since it says that 1 damage is lethal
 shushu1529: an elf wouldn't shelf wood as elves don't shelf wood
 TheDevil_Risen: nice ramp combo James
 GredGredmansson: 
 vinopinguino: lol
  LRRbot: Stingerfling Spider [4G] | Creature — Spider [2/5] | Reach / When Stingerfling Spider enters, you may destroy target creature with flying.
 GredGredmansson: james knows the curse all too well so he leans into it
CompleatedPinkie: Ohh. Those are forests on Graham's side. I was confused for a moment.
 vinopinguino: it must be cool to be you king midas, you can get gold whenever you want
   LoadingReadyRun: It's good to be 
 GredGredmansson: The Spider still targets the creature with flying though
 GredGredmansson: even if it doesn't destroy
Kejardon: wait, can you even cast that spider if you didn't cast the angel first?
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Scriptures [2BB] | Enchantment — Saga | I — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types. / II — Destroy all nonartifact creatures. / III — Exile all opponents' graveyards.
 GredGredmansson: that doesn't say "you control"
dabudder: betcha wish u could read ahead rn
 GredGredmansson: but its still "up to one"
 cmdrud87: soooo... ouchiees
  LRRbot: Oblivion Ring [2W] | Enchantment | When Oblivion Ring enters, exile another target nonland permanent. / When Oblivion Ring leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
 vinopinguino: oof
OloBustyoas: womp womp
 micalovits: F
 IbunWest: You hate to see it
 Dog_of_Myth: rude
 tehfewl: None creatures, left beef
 vinopinguino:  
 A_Dub888: 
 Gaz_L: crux of fate
  LRRbot: Dead Ringers [4B] | Sorcery | Destroy two target nonblack creatures unless either one is a color the other isn't. They can't be regenerated.
 micalovits: That would have been the sickest time for instant speed enchantment removal
 TheDevil_Risen:    
 GredGredmansson: @Kejardon Yes, because that's an ETB trigger, not a cast trigger
 RockPusher:   
 jacqui_lantern234: GGs
Kejardon: oh right
 jacqui_lantern234: fangren marauder
 GredGredmansson: or rather because its a permanent not an instant/sorcery
  LRRbot: Fangren Marauder [5G] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may gain 5 life.
 jacqui_lantern234: i run it in my Madame Vastra + Jenny Flint commander deck
 Marvoleath: works with treasures!
 TheDevil_Risen: oops all removal
noSmokeFire: what is this, standard?
 Serpens77: That's your removal? Sweet!
 vinopinguino: removal go brr
 accountmadeforants: Went all in on the R in BREAD
 GredGredmansson: @jacqui_lantern234 ey, fellow Vastra/Jenny deck lover
 cyclopsboi: james drafting mono-removal
 IbunWest: On brand
 TheDevil_Risen: Thanks Gents!!
 Dog_of_Myth: Flavor win
 GredGredmansson: I have a Fangren but I'm not running it in mine
 Gaz_L: FNPF Mystery Vortex
 r10pez10: smooth
 jacqui_lantern234: @GredGredmansson unironically, its all i want to be doing in commander
Falannt: Mystery, or someone isn't doing they job
 GredGredmansson: @jacqui_lantern234 It started rough but it's gotten better with age
 GredGredmansson: Are you on the Discord, want to compare decklists
 jacqui_lantern234: @GredGredmansson i am, shoot me a dm
 GredGredmansson: k will do
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 kynelwynn: That tabletop title card may need be changed. There hasn't been an unboxing in a ... while
superdude097: Just got here. I know I missed the draft, but did I miss any games?
 Marvoleath: 1st match done
superdude097: ty
 MoxleyUnhinged: WHEEELER YEY
 vinopinguino: dry january?
 IbunWest: Its the North 100 round
 n3ther: drinkless behavior
dabudder: the reference for nearly nobody
 Kentosaurus: baller
 Marvoleath: North100 showdown table
 couchboyj: Imagine, bringing no drinks in a drinks meta
dabudder: love wheelers deckname
  Juliamon: Deckname worth the wait
dabudder: pack 1, pick 1
an_archist2: sol ring?
 vinopinguino: we get it
 A_Dub888: running Sol Ring?
redpandrake:    
 circusofkirkus: oh he drafted black lotus
 Aarek: but what are the points?
 Dog_of_Myth: I got the reference
iPsyop: gotta have sol ring lol..
  LRRbot: Serum Powder [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / Any time you could mulligan and Serum Powder is in your hand, you may exile all the cards from your hand, then draw that many cards.
 Sage0fMadness: great deck name haha
 MichaelSnowbird: Mtg rawdoggin?
dabudder: I'm going to go with.. this one.
letsbelgo: ooooooo
GoblinRoyalty: Fear of Unsleaved Decks
 Marvoleath: leylines next? 
 vinopinguino: now this is podracin
 micalovits: Shows up in vintage dredge to find bazaar
andrew632: Shouldn't you only have 6 cards in hand after serum powder?
  LRRbot: Dauthi Voidwalker [BB] | Creature — Dauthi Rogue [3/2] | Shadow / If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it. / {T}, Sacrifice Dauthi Voidwalker: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost.
  LRRbot: Titanoth Rex [7GG] | Creature — Dinosaur Beast [11/11] | Trample / Cycling {1}{G} / When you cycle Titanoth Rex, put a trample counter on target creature you control.
 vinopinguino: ooo baby
theamc2000: yooo
theamc2000: big Dino
  LRRbot: Fae Offering [2G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each end step, if you've cast both a creature spell and a noncreature spell this turn, create a Clue token, a Food token, and a Treasure token.
  LRRbot: Cheering Fanatic [1R] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Whenever Cheering Fanatic attacks, choose a card name. Spells with the chosen name cost {1} less to cast this turn.
  LRRbot: Wasteland Viper [G] | Creature — Snake [1/2] | Deathtouch / Bloodrush — {G}, Discard Wasteland Viper: Target attacking creature gets +1/+2 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
  LRRbot: Cling to Dust [B] | Instant | Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, you gain 3 life. Otherwise, you draw a card. / Escape—{3}{B}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
 definenull: rectangle dot deck
 definenull: OMG
  LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
 IbunWest: Gross
 neisan2112: JEsus Wheeler
 definenull: genuine qn, does stomp get discounted?
 IbunWest: No. Stomp is a different spell name.
 Rogue_07: I can't believe LRR doesn't have a clue
 Dog_of_Myth: Nope, Stomp is different
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 neisan2112: That Bonecrusher scan is weirdly dark
 MichaelSnowbird: Wheeler snuck open the packs then glued them back together before the draft.
  LRRbot: Silverglade Pathfinder [1G] | Creature — Dryad Spellshaper [1/1] | {1}{G}, {T}, Discard a card: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 definenull: thank you for the clarification, lrr + chat
  LRRbot: Keldon Champion [2RR] | Creature — Human Barbarian [3/2] | Haste / Echo {2}{R}{R} / When Keldon Champion enters, it deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.
dabudder: jesus christ
 vinopinguino: how did this happen?
dabudder: @vinopinguino wheeler
theamc2000: I don’t know why wheeler named the deck Stephen
dabudder: @theamc2000 he probably also has sol ring
andrew632: Silverglade exiled to Dauthi?
  LRRbot: Reckless Barbarian [1R] | Creature — Dragon Barbarian [2/2] | Sacrifice Reckless Barbarian: Add {R}{R}.
GoblinRoyalty: wheeler continues to be the goat even to the pain of his coworkers 😌
DragonMZ: You Are Already Dead
 Marvoleath: "you are already dead"
 definenull: "i name beserk"
 johnnylongtorso: black lotus... wait
rogerivany: I think Wheeler's deck is fast.
 CrossXhunteR: i like this table
 vinopinguino: sol ring
 MoxleyUnhinged: everybody’s dead, Dave.
  LRRbot: Yorion, Sky Nomad [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Bird Serpent [4/5] | Companion — Your starting deck contains at least twenty cards more than the minimum deck size. / Flying / When Yorion enters, exile any number of other nonland permanents you own and control. Return those cards to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
 Mai_Andra: "cast Freebird!" 
 MoxleyUnhinged: Birpent lesgo!
superdude097: @Mai_Andra 
 vinopinguino:  
 Marvoleath: does the whiteborder one have updated companion text?
 KWardJenx: Speaking of blinking...
 MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahaha
 definenull: 
 TheDevil_Risen: wooof
 TheDevil_Risen: shots fired
 ShaneLeeAtk: Billy Zane as The Phantom?
  LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature — Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
 MichaelSnowbird: Punish him
 johnnylongtorso: @Marvoleath it doesn't have the reminder text at all
  LRRbot: Toggo, Goblin Weaponsmith [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Artificer [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Rock with "Equipped creature has '{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target'" and equip {1}. / Partner
DMGlol: ROCK! ROCK! ROCK!
 MoxleyUnhinged: Putriblin!
 GredGredmansson: @ShaneLeeAtk SUBMIT
 Fruan: Good ol' rock. Nothing beats rock.
 Mai_Andra: alas, poor Yorien...
 Mr_Bitterness: Good old rock. Nothing beats rock
   LoadingReadyRun: looks like white border Yorion doesn't have any reminder text
 Serpens77: Nothin' beats rock
 vinopinguino: ah that's why its called weaponsmith
 micalovits: No one is stealing The Rock
 definenull: but its a paper fight!
 Gaz_L: can you form some kind of rudimentary lathe?
 Marvoleath @Mr_Bitterness paper has entered the chat
  LRRbot: Keldon Champion [2RR] | Creature — Human Barbarian [3/2] | Haste / Echo {2}{R}{R} / When Keldon Champion enters, it deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.
 Sorator13: some gremlin has been messing with the token stash, fr fr
  Juliamon: Everybody wants a rock
  LRRbot: Supreme Will [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 MoxleyUnhinged: i came to ROCK
 GredGredmansson: its funny because Shock Eighth Edition has some of my favorite flavor text ever
 MichaelSnowbird: They had him at "sac rock"
 Marvoleath: !card paper tiger
  LRRbot: Paper Tiger [4] | Artifact Creature — Cat [4/3] | Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
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 GredGredmansson: “I love lightning! It’s my best invention since the rock.” —Toggo, goblin weaponsmith
  LRRbot: Berg Strider [4U] | Snow Creature — Giant Wizard [4/4] | When Berg Strider enters, tap target artifact or creature an opponent controls. If {S} was spent to cast this spell, that permanent doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
 definenull: sneaky little plains there
dabudder: berg strider no etb is truly one of the saddest things of our time
 tehfewl: Who would have thought that the flavour text from shock would make a whole ass legend
dabudder: climate change is real folks
  LRRbot: Expunge [2B] | Instant | Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. / Cycling {2}
 Mr_Bitterness: @Juliamon Everyone wants a rock to wind a piece of string around
  LRRbot: Reckless Bushwhacker [2R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior Ally [2/1] | Surge {1}{R} / Haste / When Reckless Bushwhacker enters, if its surge cost was paid, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.
 MoxleyUnhinged: it’s muffin time! just not Nelly’s muffin time.
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: Wheeler is playing so fast I can't tell if he paid the echo cost. I blink and three turns go by 
 Sorator13: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  are there kinds of bergs other then "ice"?
 MichaelSnowbird: Dont bring Serge into this
dabudder: @phoenixletmeuseadashd that card got countered
gojikee: Zoid
 Dog_of_Myth: Fat ones Paul
  LRRbot: Mad Auntie [2B] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1. / {T}: Regenerate another target Goblin.
 CrossXhunteR: do not google image search "fatberg"
 GredGredmansson: goblins with toads on their heads
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ObeseHonorableCourgetteDogFace-Y5lcg0n2vd56B0Ff
 definenull: proactive larceny
 MichaelSnowbird: Perhaps if we took all the lands out of Wheelers deck
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LazyCuteHabaneroDoggo-sltXUFT1JvhFf6X0
 MoxleyUnhinged: proxy rock tokens are just old photos of Dwayne Johnson right?
dabudder: hes looking for that sol ring
 vinopinguino: for me?!
 definenull: well its a year in review so it sorta counts
 ShaneLeeAtk: It is very good
 KodeMage: It's kinda a set review for 2024...
 CrossXhunteR: i already watched it, while cooking earlier
 MoxleyUnhinged: are they still doing nickname podcasts?
 MichaelSnowbird: nice
 Serpens77: someone should do a set revue instead of a set review
 CrossXhunteR: oh no, he looked
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 KodeMage: Nice
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rogerivany: With Wizards release schedule I didn't think it was possible to do a non review episode
 definenull: oh
 CrossXhunteR: HUH
  LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
 Kentosaurus: there it is
 MoxleyUnhinged: CALLED IT
 vinopinguino: there it is
  LRRbot: Expunge [2B] | Instant | Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. / Cycling {2}
 MoxleyUnhinged: whoop there it is
dabudder: PAUL PLAY THE CLIP
  LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
 MoxleyUnhinged: turn one sol ring GET HIM
  LRRbot: Titanoth Rex [7GG] | Creature — Dinosaur Beast [11/11] | Trample / Cycling {1}{G} / When you cycle Titanoth Rex, put a trample counter on target creature you control.
 Mr_Bitterness: Wheeler's the problem in the pod.
 YeetTheRich_: yeah everybody attack ben
dabudder: pack 1, pick 1. im gonna go with this one
 MichaelSnowbird: it was good
  LRRbot: Arrogant Wurm [3GG] | Creature — Wurm [4/4] | Trample / Madness {2}{G}
 definenull: spicyyy
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Surly_M: HUGE
  LRRbot: Arc Lightning [2R] | Sorcery | Arc Lightning deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
  LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
   LoadingReadyRun: how do you tell if a wurm is "Arrogant"?
 CrossXhunteR: and the Throne "on an adventure" token, not the Wilds one
 AFamiliarCalledEl: Oh, it'll let you know
 KodeMage: It tells you.
  Juliamon: I guess you ask the other wurms
 ShaneLeeAtk: Ask their agent?
 Mr_Bitterness: @LoadingReadyRun Rumbles around with its thumbs in its lapels
 raulghoulia: lots of boasting
rogerivany: @LoadingReadyRun Trick question.  They all are.
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun by having a convo with it, obviously 
  LRRbot: Zombie Infestation [1B] | Enchantment | Discard two cards: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
 CrossXhunteR: !card ice fang coatl
  LRRbot: Ice-Fang Coatl [GU] | Snow Creature — Snake [1/1] | Flash / Flying / When Ice-Fang Coatl enters, draw a card. / Ice-Fang Coatl has deathtouch as long as you control at least three other snow permanents.
  LRRbot: Battle Cry Goblin [1R] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | {1}{R}: Goblins you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn. / Whenever Battle Cry Goblin attacks, if you attacked with creatures with total power 6 or greater this combat, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking.
 definenull: well at least nelly's still at a healthy life total at turn 5
 MoxleyUnhinged: i cast like beeeef
  LRRbot: Yorion, Sky Nomad [3{W/U}{W/U}] | Legendary Creature — Bird Serpent [4/5] | Companion — Your starting deck contains at least twenty cards more than the minimum deck size. / Flying / When Yorion enters, exile any number of other nonland permanents you own and control. Return those cards to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.
  LRRbot: Viridian Longbow [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." / Equip {3}
  LRRbot: Supreme Will [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
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  LRRbot: Bonder's Ornament [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {4}, {T}: Each player who controls a permanent named Bonder's Ornament draws a card.
  LRRbot: Fledgling Djinn [1B] | Creature — Djinn [2/2] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, Fledgling Djinn deals 1 damage to you.
 MoxleyUnhinged: good old Jim
 johnnylongtorso: it is I, Bonder! I am fine, give the lady ten dollars!
 MoxleyUnhinged: no one expect the Fledgeling Djinn-quisition
rogerivany: Bonder?  Bonder?
 definenull: rip Jim
 neisan2112: He's got a sol ring, he don't need that mana
 jacqui_lantern234: rip Jim
dabudder: love that moment in ISTTVG where they're talking about missing equipment opportunities
 Sorator13: and another Jim bites the bow
dabudder: there *is* still time
StreamTeam3000: lifegain with the 2 drop
StreamTeam3000: judge :D^^
  LRRbot: Angel of Despair [3WWBB] | Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying / When Angel of Despair enters, destroy target permanent.
 definenull: 
 MoxleyUnhinged: *funky Queen bassline*
 jacqui_lantern234: WHICH Pair?! 
 MoxleyUnhinged: dis pair
 definenull: oh that would be so spicy with yorion
 micalovits: What is this, a SC2 meme?
  LRRbot: Olivia's Bloodsworn [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/1] | Flying / Olivia's Bloodsworn can't block. / {R}: Target Vampire gains haste until end of turn.
 Fruan: Angel AND Olivia? What a star studded game.
 MoxleyUnhinged: I’m once again asking you to play Angle of Dispair
  LRRbot: Outmuscle [3G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then it fights target creature you don't control. / Adamant — If at least three green mana was spent to cast this spell, the creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
dabudder: olivias bloodsworn? i mean thats a pretty archaic way to refer to brian kibler but i guess if thats what you wanna call him
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 Simonark: Linear time goes up, huh? Who knew?
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 definenull: welp
 definenull: why doesnt the bow give reach
 Marvoleath: it's a shortbow 
 MichaelSnowbird: Flies fly
 CrossXhunteR: was wheeler on the draft cam tonight?
 TheDevil_Risen: GG  
dabudder: next round is the talking simulator round
 RecursiveAcronym: @CrossXhunteR graham and nelson
 chrono2x: @CrossXhunteR Graham and Nelson
 Diabore: started early, 2 hours in and the draft plus 2 rounds done
 MichaelSnowbird: I need a goblin card that attacks with scissors
 chrono2x: Oh hey, it is the new year. Time to start my annual rewatch of RoadQuest
dabudder: @chrono2x wow thats crazy. Hey, when was the last time you saw a road quest?
 neisan2112: @chrono2x I haven't done that in a while, I should do that too.
 chrono2x: @dabudder Around the beginning of last year or so
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dabudder: @chrono2x cmon you didnt even do the bit 
 djalternative: chat, I tuned out for dinner. is this fresh break or has it been a bit?
redpandrake:  fresh-ish
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 djalternative: thanks
 chrono2x: @dabudder I was so confused for a moment and then it came to me....5 minutes ago
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 TheDevil_Risen:    
 KaleidoscopeMind: the talking sim showdown
 definenull: You can't just throw bone on stream
an_archist2: the finale of not a drop to drink!
 MichaelSnowbird: Englissshhhh is haaaard
 djalternative: final round is in the LRR After Dark programming block
 Simonark: I was edified earlier today, should I leave?
letsbelgo: cori's pocket has a hole in it
 djalternative: regular LRR goes off the air
  LRRbot: Halimar Depths | Land | Halimar Depths enters tapped. / When Halimar Depths enters, look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Add {U}.
  LRRbot: Urborg Volcano | Land | Urborg Volcano enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
 jacqui_lantern234: ERMERGERD
 TehAmelie: yeah looking at your next draws always seemed more depressing than tactical to me
 Larkonus: WUBRG Volcano?
 vinopinguino: got em
 GasCityGaming: excellent card with that - "Murk Lurker"
an_archist2: and make them kiss?
  LRRbot: Cabal Ritual [1B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}. / Threshold — Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
  LRRbot: Spectral Sliver [2B] | Creature — Sliver Spirit [2/2] | All Sliver creatures have "{2}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn."
Voidhawk42: None of those words are in the bible
 TheDevil_Risen: WHEELER
 djalternative: securities fraud! all the cool influencers are doing it!
CompleatedPinkie: Loved Halimar Depths back when I ran a Yuriko EDH deck.
 PhorrestGaze: that's what they all say
Desruprot: oh a sliver
superdude097: Good joke Wheeler
  LRRbot: Crypt Sliver [1B] | Creature — Sliver [1/1] | All Slivers have "{T}: Regenerate target Sliver."
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 PongoSapiens: Wait, what, almost 11 years?
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 definenull: No cameron
 jacqui_lantern234: CAM NO
 neisan2112: CAM NO
 TheDevil_Risen: hahah Cam
 onetrueseth: Cam, we're pivoting to AI remember?
 TheDevil_Risen:  NO 
 GasCityGaming:   
 Blip2004: someone tried that, without wizards approval
 Fruan: The Blockchain is EXACTLY like magic in that it doesn't work.
 micalovits: I am canceling my Patreon subscription right now
 adamshandy: D:
 ShaneLeeAtk:   
offbeatwitch: blockchain is when you order your blockers correctly
redpandrake: D:
  Quentoxic: Instead of serialized cards we get NFTs
 niccus: remember mtgox
 definenull: What a subtweet
 adept_nekomancer: It's a Crypt Sliver, not a Crypto Sliver
 Cptasparagus: LSV never committed fraud with crypto 
  LRRbot: Junkyard Genius [1BR] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | When Junkyard Genius enters, create a tapped Powerstone token. / {1}{B}{R}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Until end of turn, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain menace and haste.
 djalternative: mtgox baby!
 Fruan: @offbeatwitch The changed it with foundation! no more ordering blockers 
offbeatwitch: HUH
 vinopinguino: does anyone else hear a guitar riff everytime a powerstone is created?
 definenull: You heard it here first, mtg got rid of the block chain
 TheDevil_Risen: FaB is all about the chain 
  LRRbot: Grim Hireling [3B] | Creature — Tiefling Rogue [3/2] | Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create two Treasure tokens. / {B}, Sacrifice X Treasures: Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
goombalax: @vinopinguino I hear the opening of the 1999 anime
 Dog_of_Myth: I thought that was Fleetwood Mac @TheDevil_Risen
 TehAmelie: i'm shocked there hasn't been a card called Block Chain
   LoadingReadyRun:  Bah weep granah weep nini bong to one and all
 definenull: And also with you!
 TheWriterAleph: lil yunky
Sogheim: wait, the treasures don't enter tapped?
Sogheim: busted
  LRRbot: Surgical Skullbomb [1] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Draw a card. / {2}{U}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Robot_Bones: Bah weep granah weep nini bong (hands out energon)
  LRRbot: Signal Pest [1] | Artifact Creature — Pest [0/1] | Battle cry / Signal Pest can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.
 MoxleyUnhinged: i would love to thank cam for getting me back in Apoptygma Berzerk. my Spotify algorithm is gonna be wild now
  LRRbot: Ruthless Knave [2B] | Creature — Orc Pirate [3/2] | {2}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Create two Treasure tokens. / Sacrifice three Treasures: Draw a card.
 TehAmelie: knight is supposed to be pronounced with the K, but what about knave?
 definenull: Wheeler no!
100viewbots: It's my treasure and I want it NOW
 TehAmelie: wow your mom lets you have untapped treasure?
 onetrueseth: Its like a call to JG wentworth
 MoxleyUnhinged: Wheeler YES
 TheDevil_Risen: My treasure enters the bank account tapped 
 johnnylongtorso: Cameron is the 1%
 Robot_Bones: watch out, he almost has enough for Iona
  LRRbot: Chainer's Edict [1B] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
  LRRbot: Nezumi Prowler [1B] | Artifact Creature — Rat Ninja [3/1] | Ninjutsu {1}{B} / When Nezumi Prowler enters, target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.
   LoadingReadyRun: Since the release of Foundation you don't need to assign blockers in a chain anymore
 bsudo: Former white rock resident. Can confirm. That place was sketch.
  LRRbot: Vendetta [B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. You lose life equal to that creature's toughness.
 Stormgod519: oops
100viewbots: Oh...
 vinopinguino: oof for vendetta
 MoxleyUnhinged: oh no my boy!
 definenull: Nooo nashi
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 TehAmelie: ooh i just remembered Foundation the TV show is free to stream at the moment
 MoxleyUnhinged: I adored the adaptation for Foundation
   LoadingReadyRun: oh right! Free AppleTV this weekend
 Jaolen: serge was just…clueless
 GasCityGaming: ooo Foundations omniscience draft on Arena right now
 vinopinguino: damn
100viewbots: Cloods, flueds
 Bruceski: @bsudo Wait, I came in after whatever gave this context, which White Rock? Because if it's NM we have very different ideas of sketch.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 adamshandy: @Jaolen ayy
  LRRbot: Skull Raid [3B] | Sorcery | Target opponent discards two cards. If fewer than two cards were discarded this way, you draw cards equal to the difference. / Foretell {1}{B}
  LRRbot: Vendetta [B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. You lose life equal to that creature's toughness.
 MoxleyUnhinged: Sergey Skull Raid
 TehAmelie: surgical skull raid sounds terrifying
100viewbots: Did not raise that one from a baby
 TheDevil_Risen:  
CompleatedPinkie: @Bruceski Probably the one in BC, as Wheeler said they were very near it.
 definenull: 
 definenull: follow or cause a trail of destruction?
noSmokeFire: HELL yeah
 KWardJenx: awkward...
A1_Saucy: and then Chris Pine jumped on the train
 Marvoleath: was the town ruined before?
 Gekyouryuu: Was the town ruined BEFORE the barge got there?
Voidhawk42: "...have you guys seen a forge coming this way?" *death stares from villagers*
 neisan2112: THE One PIece?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Bruceski: @CompleatedPinkie Oh good, then I don't have to fight anyone. White Rock NM is basically suburbia commuter town but without anything else within ten miles. Just the next patch of mesa flat enough to build anything on.
 neisan2112: Its REAL?
 Stormgod519: WHAT?!?
 GrassVortex: 
 Stormgod519: Ayyyyy
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
 TehAmelie: imagine, before the iron age starmetal was real. if you got some meteorite iron you were a legend
 Robot_Bones: Yo ho, Ho Ho
 CrossXhunteR: this is a family friendly show. for the 12 year olds
 Mr_Bitterness: I've only watched the One Piece Live Action
 djalternative: cam, that book’s been going for 25 years
 Decaped: Piracy is the answer to every question.
 adamshandy: all of LRRs 12 year old unfollowing
 TheWriterAleph: he chose... poorly
 vinopinguino: have you looked at jesus christ lately?
 MoxleyUnhinged: i would take the ornate, bloodstained, runed dagger.
A1_Saucy: anyone that has played Stardew knows the carpenter is raking in the $$$
QuixoticScrivener: Earring Magic Ken’s Necklace
  LRRbot: Surgical Skullbomb [1] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Draw a card. / {2}{U}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Urborg Volcano | Land | Urborg Volcano enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
 MoxleyUnhinged: ERBERG MERMAGERD
 Mr_Bitterness: It's gonna be nothing but half-remembered memes in the nursing home in 30 years
  LRRbot: Spectral Sliver [2B] | Creature — Sliver Spirit [2/2] | All Sliver creatures have "{2}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn."
  LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
 MoxleyUnhinged: *flamenco dances* haht haht haht
 johnnylongtorso: 90 years old, drooling into my oatmeal and mumbling Homestar Runner quotes
 CrossXhunteR: is this game 2 of the round?
 Gekyouryuu: so Willbender
 definenull: its always willbender
 Marvoleath: Cam deserved  I believe
 gundamschwing: I am the man who skibs
letsbelgo: willbender
h3rsh3yb4r: magneto
 Stormgod519: Willbender... right?
 raulghoulia: Magik
 Riiiiiiis: I like Mr X
 MoxleyUnhinged: Morbius?
 Ukon_Cairns: chromeshell crab
 Bruceski: Spider-Man counts, right?
  LRRbot: Tempest Caller [2UU] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/3] | When Tempest Caller enters, tap all creatures target opponent controls.
 ThirdGames: I like Magik
 TehAmelie: i like Rogue
 Stormgod519: @Ukon_Cairns if it were chromeshell crab they would've said it
 Gekyouryuu: my favorite ex-man is me, once I can finally get HRT going 
 Robot_Bones: Then you're gonna love Glob
 adamshandy: "did I ever tell you of the time I met trogdor, the burninator.. it was the summer of 2003.."
 RabbitGrrrl: But doctor, I am the storm
 djalternative: X-Man is my favorite. no, I’m not making that name up
  LRRbot: Aphetto Exterminator [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/1] | Morph {3}{B} / When Aphetto Exterminator is turned face up, target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn.
 micalovits: Rude
 TheAwkes: A 2/3 that makes everyone go back inside for a minute.
 Stormgod519: HOLY MOLY!
 MoxleyUnhinged:    
 definenull: FOUND IT
 micalovits: Woooo!
 TheAwkes: $$$$
 Stormgod519: das a rare one
 TehAmelie: on second thought, Deadpool is my favorite X-Man based on the movies
 Fruan: Is that still a $10 dollar token?
 tehfewl: Yeah
 MoxleyUnhinged: squeet!
 YeetTheRich_: huge hit
 TheDevil_Risen: @Fruan https://www.cardkingdom.com/mtg/kamigawa-neon-dynasty/goblin-shaman-token?srsltid=AfmBOoosb3mMfgI3fHGObc9Qq4C7sgYSIzll9NTuIrFK9zJPxkwyHFwR
  LRRbot: Cabal Ritual [1B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}. / Threshold — Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
  LRRbot: Body Double [4U] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Body Double enter as a copy of any creature card in a graveyard.
 Robot_Bones: The tempest let it go to voice mail
  LRRbot: Mayhem Devil [1BR] | Creature — Devil [3/3] | Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, Mayhem Devil deals 1 damage to any target.
 Stormgod519: uh oh
 Riiiiiiis: @LoadingReadyRun shouldn't there be a muffin on Cam's side?
 definenull: mayhem devil is so good nowadays
Skye_Stryke: That token costs almost as much as the Fable that makes it lmao
  LRRbot: Chainer's Edict [1B] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
StreamTeam3000: Which is the foil Future Side Card in the graveyard?
  LRRbot: Besmirch [1RR] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, gain control of target creature and it gains haste. Untap and goad that creature.
StreamTeam3000: Below chainers edi t?
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  LRRbot: Maestros' Totally Safe Hideout | Land | Land casualty 2 / Maestros' Totally Safe Hideout enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.
 definenull: oohhhh
RezKid75: just tuned in.. what is happening so far??
 TehAmelie: so the flavor of Besmirch is, you roast your opponent so hard their creature turns on them?
 Mindfire13: Seems like a good Dimir mechanic
 raulghoulia: !card anhelo
  LRRbot: Anhelo, the Painter [UBR] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [1/3] | Deathtouch / The first instant or sorcery spell you cast each turn has casualty 2.
  LRRbot: Havoc Demon [5BB] | Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / When Havoc Demon dies, all creatures get −5/−5 until end of turn.
Nickiatori: @RezKid75 they talked about crypto and found out that the highlander players are innocent
 definenull: 
 neisan2112: Causality Ob is one of my favorite walkers. He's just sweet
Skye_Stryke: The way that land is worded can you chain sacrifice into more lands?
RezKid75: that play seemed harsh lol
 CaptainSpam: So... mayhem is *devils*, havoc is *demons*.  I see.
Skye_Stryke: Like does the token also get the casualty option
 adamshandy: you're making it very hard to stay
 Riiiiiiis: pleassseeee don't go away
dabudder: please let paul table friend
 Kentosaurus: paul finally gets to be friend
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
Gurtiess: lmao that cutt off
 Fruan: Perfect cut
 Mr_Bitterness: We all need Paul
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 adamshandy: "PAUL WE NEED YOU"
 TristalMTG: lol
 Riiiiiiis: loæ
 KaleidoscopeMind: great cut
 micalovits: Denied by Paul
 tryllebanjo: 
letsbelgo: dead
zeathean: excellent cut
 Diabore: 
 TehAmelie: i just heard "Paul we need you"
 MrSarkhan: 
 tehfewl: Good cut
 terribleplan: GG, Paul
 TehAmelie: checks out
 onetrueseth: The line went dead. Cam!
 TheDevil_Risen: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 definenull: has paul ever table friend-ed?
 adamshandy: perfectly cut paul out
 micalovits: We all need Paul
 TheDevil_Risen: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't punch the fire box.
 lirazel64: Hijinks ensue.
Voidhawk42: Paul retains title of funniest member 
dabudder: cmonnnnn bring paul out for the table friending
RezKid75: i been watching them on their youtube posts for years now and have only ever caught one Let's Nope stream and now this lol
coachNelly: dinger round three ended before I got home
StreamTeam3000: Does any1 know which foil Futureside Card they opened? And can @ mein msg? 
 Marvoleath: @Skye_Stryke well, casualty is on cast, so it does not work within rules, but I assume it would be on "play" instead, so only once. However, as worded - yes, you would be able to sacrifice for each
 Marvoleath: @StreamTeam3000 they had gravedigger's cage
dabudder: @coachNelly wheeler somehow managed to 2-0 AGAIN. wasnt even playing
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 coachNelly: whattaguy
 coachNelly: hey thanks
 MoxleyUnhinged: Nelloo!
RezKid75: i'm mainly a fan of Let's Nope and some board / card games.. sometimes MTG but haven't really played for the past couple years..
dabudder: anyways back to balatro
dabudder: cant believe they allowed this game to come onto mobile
 MoxleyUnhinged: I’m knitting chainmail while watching - this is dope
 definenull: knitting chainmail?!? *that* sounds dope
 Jadaris: ooh graham on tech joke reminds me i get to finish watching Monikers later 
 nymistrya: @RezKid75 With Foundations having just dropped its a great time to get back into the ol draft mines. Standard is also in a great spot right now
andrew632: !song
 MoxleyUnhinged: i play with swords and forges for a hobby, its my wind down as the forge does its thing
andrew632: d'oh
 Jaolen: sadly i think we’re closer to Aetherdrift release than Foundations release
 Marvoleath: Foundations will last for at least 5 years though
 Fruan: Card games on motorcycles!
OharaRenji: 
 djalternative: we’re even closer to innistrad remastered
RezKid75: @nymistrya thing is.. my play group fell apart cuz of legal troubles.. some criminal activity.. and now it's just me basically and i have no way of traveling to my LGS.. so i dropped it.. no one to play with..
 MoxleyUnhinged: the 40*C outside heat isn’t fun though
 TheDevil_Risen: welcome back!
  Quentoxic: Round plaid
 definenull: oo matching shirts! 
 Xerodin: thats not paul
 sporkraptor: it's the Plaid Round!
 TheWriterAleph: we are spoiled
 BlueFingers5: plaid gang
 ThirdGames: The Plaid Lads
 Marvoleath: mono plaid
flyman347: flannel party
 MoxleyUnhinged: Arena is a good way to get back into it @rezkid75 - or even TableTopSim
 KaleidoscopeMind: that's not paul!
 Frankenstain: They've gone to Plaid!
 MarkovDescendant: 12° down here in FL
 lirazel64: Look at all that plaid!
 Saintnex: The plaid cre
Nickiatori: wheres Paul?
rogerivany: The Lumberjack round
 TheWriterAleph: oh my god... they've gone PLAID
 TheDevil_Risen: We are lumberjacks and we don't care  
 Diabore: graham looks real cozy
 adamshandy: checks notes, yup, all plaid
 Gekyouryuu: Graham, I guess you haven't been to an LGS for a while, but typically 8 player drafts are only 3 rounds 
RezKid75: @MoxleyUnhinged lol i don't have a pc or tablet and my phone is a cheap walmart that can
 definenull: BEN NO
 sporkraptor: gather the magicking
 Dog_of_Myth: BEN
 Serpens77: BEN
 Melfina__: Ben....
 Sorator13: ben?
 Saintnex: BEN pls
RezKid75: @MoxleyUnhinged can't handle it lol
 singinnonsense: we are OK ?
 MoxleyUnhinged: fair 
Nickiatori: BEN
 TheAwkes: May the best jacker win!
 Stormgod519: oh no Serge...
 KWardJenx: How is it Ben said that and Not Serge?
 Stormgod519: ayyyy
dabudder: serge has brough the anti companion cage deck
  LRRbot: Joraga Treespeaker [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | Level up {1}{G} / LEVEL 1-4 / 1/2 / {T}: Add {G}{G}. / LEVEL 5+ / 1/4 / Elves you control have "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
 Stormgod519: classic
flyman347: saw serges first picks, this it’s gonna be gross
 DeM0nFiRe: "straight lumberjorkin it. And by it... hehehe.. well let's just say trees"
 Fruan: Remember, a player can concede at any time.
 MarkovDescendant: It's okay Ben. Ain't never is a double negative. You're safe.
  LRRbot: Mistmeadow Skulk [1W] | Creature — Kithkin Rogue [1/1] | Lifelink, protection from mana value 3 or greater
 TheDevil_Risen: Level Up : Underrated mechanic IMO
 Diabore: whats a cmc? thats mana value serge
 MichaelSnowbird: Oh Oh Graham in the chair. Everyone be on your best behavior. .... Kidding.  let chaos reign.
  LRRbot: Werebear [1G] | Creature — Human Bear Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / Threshold — Werebear gets +3/+3 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
 Diabore: therebear
 TheDevil_Risen: BEAR!
 Serpens77: Wherebear? Therebear
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes!
 PhorrestGaze: Here!
 tehfewl: Bear arms
  LRRbot: Nomad Outpost | Land | Nomad Outpost enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.
 Mr_Bitterness: All this glorious ramp
RezKid75: i miss MTG in general.. draft, sealed, standard, commander... anything lol
 Marvoleath: bear bear bear, bear!
  LRRbot: Knight of Lost Causes [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / As long as you are way behind, Knight of Lost Causes gets +3/+3 and has indestructible.
 Marvoleath: 
QuixoticScrivener: better than swearbear
 definenull: 
 MichaelSnowbird: Beads.. ist not that kind of stream is it?
 Sorator13: Oh hey, Jude!
 vinopinguino: man its like a card made for me
 Sorator13: pre-sainthood
 GredGredmansson: so once you are way behind, you stay way behind for the remainder for the turn
 GredGredmansson: read the card serge
RezKid75: i'm all for team Bengineering!!
 Sorator13: no serge, read the text again
 coachNelly: until the next turn
 CrossXhunteR: "as long as"
 GredGredmansson: "during this turn"
 Diabore: it loses it end of turn, but if you qualify you have it until end of turn
 Sorator13: If you no longer become way behind, then the effect expires at end of turn
 terribleplan: Check at all points, but then goes away when the turn ends
 TheAwkes: It can turn on during any turn, and it turns off at the end of that turn.
 GredGredmansson: and then comes back at the start of the next turn
 Bruceski: turns on instantly, but turns off at end of turn
RezKid75: so who is all playing in this format??
 micalovits: Its a weird static ability
 Sorator13: yeah, it's not static
 GredGredmansson: playtest cards!
 Sorator13: or it's a weird static
 chrono2x: triggered?
 coachNelly: it’s static?
 Jaolen: it’s static, but it’s super weird
 adamshandy: it is a plastic ability
 Sorator13: it's not static in the way serge thought it was static
 GredGredmansson: Its not even an ability, its a state
QuixoticScrivener: so it doesn’t die to marked damage
 Diabore: playtest card
 vinopinguino: its not even a real card lol
 Vargen_HK: it’s like Ascend/coty’s blessing, except it can go away at end of turn instead of lasting the whole game
Kejardon: better at not dieing to damage after combat
 PhorrestGaze: It has hysteresis
 djalternative: it’s kinda like ascend, always checking
 Vargen_HK: *city’s
 couchboyj: Staticish
 PhlibbertyGib: It's like a turn-specific city's blessing, except it considers life total, hand sizes, or creatures  So not like city's blessing actually
 MichaelSnowbird: You lost me at " I play Knight Of Lost Causes"
 coachNelly: it’s kinda like ascend that has to check every turn
  LRRbot: Karstoderm [2GG] | Creature — Beast [0/0] | Karstoderm enters with five +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever an artifact enters, remove a +1/+1 counter from Karstoderm.
RezKid75: i like Serge's deck name lol
 ThirdGames: OG Mirrodin block, my beloved
 chrono2x: Serge just needs to make 5 treasures this turn
  LRRbot: Sunscape Familiar [1W] | Creature — Wall [0/3] | Defender / Green spells and blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
 Diabore: serge could also just block forever
 TheAwkes: Karstoderm is an... unpleasant creature.
  LRRbot: Volcanic Spite [1R] | Instant | Volcanic Spite deals 3 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.
 MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahah Paul
QuixoticScrivener: love me some familiars
 MrGibberish: What happens if karst enter with counter doubling enchantment in effect?
 ghizmou: both players could technically be way behind
RezKid75: i believe this is a stalemate? somehow?
 TheDevil_Risen: To determine if you are way behind, check the game state as it was at any point during the current turn, regardless of whether Knight of Lost Causes was on the battlefield at that time. For example, if you control one creature and an opponent controls four, then you play Knight of Lost Causes going up to two creatures, you are way behind this turn because, at some point in the past the turn, that opponent controlled three creatures more than you.[1]
 Marvoleath: the knoght has actual rulling on gatherer / scrfall
  LRRbot: Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [3/3] | Whenever Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor deals combat damage to a player, that player creates that many 1/1 red Survivor creature tokens. / Survivors your opponents control can't block, and they can't attack you or planeswalkers you control. / When Varchild leaves the battlefield, gain control of all Survivors.
 Diabore: the shields are down... ow ow hes hitting me with the shield
 TheDevil_Risen: reference : WTOC website
  LRRbot: Neutralize [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. / Cycling {2}
 GredGredmansson: i forgot Survivor was a creature type BEFORE Duskmourn
 TehAmelie: hmm a good card to prevent the opponent from getting way behind on creatures
 Fruan: Beware the interaction with Changlings
RezKid75: lol it gives kind of useless creatures then takes them away
 TehAmelie: (until you get all the tokens)
 Marvoleath: @GredGredmansson it goes waaay back
DragonMZ: @Fruan oh thats hilarious
 Sorator13: @Fruan Oh. OH wow.
 GredGredmansson: i didn't remember that playtest card and I love it
 TheDevil_Risen: its a cool card
 Diabore: #way-behind
 GredGredmansson: my favorite new playtest card is Subgoyf
 Marvoleath: @GredGredmansson alliances to be specific, the original Varchild's card
  LRRbot: Wall of Glare [1W] | Creature — Wall [0/5] | Defender / Wall of Glare can block any number of creatures.
 micalovits: Serge wasn't kidding with his deckname
 Sorator13: ah, good ol' hundred-hands
 johnnylongtorso: wall tribal is an interesting tactic
 MarkovDescendant: What was the surviving creature on Serge's side last combat?
Kejardon: Just add a roof to the deck, and you can make your own home
RezKid75: @micalovits fr fr lolz
rogerivany: I love drafting the wall deck when there is one.
 Jaolen: is that wingmantle chaplain in MB2?
nightsreach: is there indestructible in the format?
 GredGredmansson: @MarkovDescendant mIstmeadow skulk, pro MV3+
   LoadingReadyRun: Shaka, When the Serge's Deck Fell
  LRRbot: Flame Javelin [{2/R}{2/R}{2/R}] | Instant | Flame Javelin deals 4 damage to any target.
 MarkovDescendant: @GredGredmansson Thank you!
  LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
RezKid75: i may have dropped this game couple years ago but when i see cards pop up my brain starts thinking of the benefits and interactions lolz
 Diabore: wait wait serge, do you have 3 islands for that? just wanna check
 adamshandy: !card mistmeadow skulk
  LRRbot: Mistmeadow Skulk [1W] | Creature — Kithkin Rogue [1/1] | Lifelink, protection from mana value 3 or greater
 ekplayscards: home status = not going
Kejardon: Mystic Sanctuary in a 3-color deck
 Sorator13: They could attack a Battle if Ben has one
 coachNelly: anti balance tech is devious 
 singinnonsense: they could attack Ben's planeswalkers I guess
  LRRbot: Collector Ouphe [1G] | Creature — Ouphe [2/2] | Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.
 definenull: OOF
 TheDevil_Risen: Withe Border OOF
RezKid75: "big oof"
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DragonMZ: @singinnonsense varchild also stops attacking PWs
 Marvoleath: @singinnonsense that's not an option, as specified by the card
  LRRbot: Wrath of Leknif [1WWU] | Sorcery | Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Untap up to four lands you control.
 definenull: oh right this one
 micalovits: Eeewww
 Sorator13: Leknif, Serge. Leknif.
 GredGredmansson: Skulk isn't destroyed serge
  LRRbot: Consuming Aberration [3UB] | Creature — Horror [*/*] | Consuming Aberration's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your opponents' graveyards. / Whenever you cast a spell, each opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card, then puts those cards into their graveyard.
 definenull: ruh roh this one is a banger
letsbelgo: ok
QuixoticScrivener: not survivors
 HadesLeprechaun: commander all star!
Voidhawk42: Ah yes, the card Finkel submitted and they said HAHA NO
  Juliamon: my beloved horror bug!
 Sorator13: Oh true, Skulk should still be on the field, I think
 coachNelly: I take it back original shadowmage is more brutal
 GredGredmansson: oh wait nm that's not how protection works
 GredGredmansson: AGH I FELL FOR IT
 northos: protection doesn't prevent being destroyed by a non-targeted effect like Wrath. the Skulk dying is correct
 Sorator13: does it not? ugh I'm rusty
 coachNelly: ha Paul got got
 GredGredmansson: I'M SORRY
 CrossXhunteR: ooh, i feel like we don't see this color D20 often
 coachNelly: good work chat
  LRRbot: Starting Town NPC [2G] | Creature — Human Peasant [3/3] | Each creature card in your hand has a {1}{G} Adventure sorcery named Fetch Herbs with "You gain 2 life." / Each creature card you cast from exile enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
 Sorator13: sorry ;-;
 northos: oh I love this card
 PhorrestGaze: never listen to chat
 coachNelly: love you Paul ♥️
 TheDevil_Risen: heyo @coachNelly 
 coachNelly: ntnt
 Sorator13: That's excellent
 definenull: excellent behavioiur
 adamshandy: god, those adventure commanders could really do with this card
  LRRbot: Eldrazi Skyspawner [2U] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/1] | Devoid / Flying / When Eldrazi Skyspawner enters, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
 Sorator13: Scion, not Spawn
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
  LRRbot: Avacyn's Collar, the Symbol of Her Church [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature can't attack, block, or transform, and its activated abilities can't be activated. / Shackle {3}
 definenull: 
 Sorator13: "shackle" wow
Kejardon: do you have the mana for that collar?
 GredGredmansson: Werewolves hate it!
 BITs19_: unironically, I hope to see Shackle on a regular card
DragonMZ: Good comeback
 Sorator13: Very good comeback
 TheDevil_Risen: i love that card. my poor wolves!
superdude097: Oh yeah, the collar doesn't auto-equip
 GredGredmansson: @BITs19_ Equipment you can attach to enemy creatures!
 couchboyj: As a Werewolf, HOW DARE.
 BusTed: 
 Mr_Bitterness: Yeah gotta cast, then equip
 Naarius: Muppet Plaidsman
 raulghoulia: what's the flavor text that that card is referencing?
 TheDevil_Risen:   
RezKid75: everyone matching lol
 TehAmelie: super pacifism, more like locked-in syndrome
 adamshandy: oh, fell for it, I got so plaid
 MarkovDescendant: The Scootsmen have gone to Plaid!
 micalovits: It probably didn't matter much
h3rsh3yb4r: It's Plaido
QuixoticScrivener: plaid snuggy?
 DeM0nFiRe: It is day 44. The other lumberjacks still do not suspect I am not one of them
 GredGredmansson: Because its really awkwardly worded
 GredGredmansson: "werewolf"
 northos: it's overexplained flavor text
 northos: "do you get it? DO YOU GET IT?!"
Voidhawk42: Because it says a joke, and then explictly explains it.
 GredGredmansson: "she died and i never saw here again"
 TheWriterAleph: mtg cards are known for their elegant flavor text. orrrr for their horribly awkward flavor text
superdude097: It would have been great flavor text if it stopped at "Werewolves hate a collar."
 GredGredmansson: or wait is that madame web or kraven
h3rsh3yb4r: they could have just written "every werewolf hates a collar"
 Mr_Bitterness: He was with my mother when she died in the rain forest photographing spiders
 varmintx0: I bet the dude in the red flannel will win.
 CrossXhunteR: how is the temp in the studio, in the never ending battle between Air conditioning, closed doors to prevent sound leaking, and studio lights (which might not be too hot anymore?)?
  LRRbot: Seal of Fire [R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice Seal of Fire: It deals 2 damage to any target.
 Ukon_Cairns: a bit "i know some authors who use subtext and they're all cowards"
  LRRbot: Seaside Citadel | Land | Seaside Citadel enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
 CrossXhunteR: cool not-triome
 MoxleyUnhinged: Werewolves hate this one trick! tap to see what it is!
  LRRbot: Collector Ouphe [1G] | Creature — Ouphe [2/2] | Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.
RezKid75: so this one time at my LGS i frequented.. my brother played a simic defender deck with colossus of akros as a win con.. his opponents laughed at it until it turned monstrous lolz
 adamshandy: Mox Mox would probably be a strong card
 Mai_Andra: OOF Club was this morning. 
  LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
 Marvoleath: but why was the rain forest photographic spiders?
 GredGredmansson: I swear there was another line from a recent film, might have been Kraven?  "He died, and I never saw him again."
  LRRbot: Burrenton Forge-Tender [W] | Creature — Kithkin Wizard [1/1] | Protection from red / Sacrifice Burrenton Forge-Tender: Prevent all damage a red source of your choice would deal this turn.
 Diabore: a what kin?
GreatGodOm: I like calling it Ma damn web!
 adamshandy: man, this was such a SB card
 coachNelly: that card has won Cedric Phillips so many games
   LoadingReadyRun: get those Forge Tendies
 GredGredmansson: we're returning to Lorwyn in 2026, reminder
 Sorator13: Could be worse. Could be Circle of Protection.
  LRRbot: Heraldic Banner [3] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose a color. / Creatures you control of the chosen color get +1/+0. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
 nic_nax96: I need serge to say the creature type of this card again....for science
 raulghoulia: I guess <shrugs>
 Marvoleath: @GredGredmansson sadly not 2025 
  LRRbot: Avacyn's Collar, the Symbol of Her Church [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature can't attack, block, or transform, and its activated abilities can't be activated. / Shackle {3}
RezKid75: also.. my brother was the reason genesis hydra was sold out at my LGS cuz he was one of the last games running and everyone saw how he played it lolz
 definenull: you totally did
RezKid75: when it was in standard
 Sorator13: lol
 gibbousm: its a Shacklefism
 Sorator13: @RezKid75 that's hilarious
 TheDevil_Risen: oops. Magic is Hard
dm818: should serge have a win counter?
 djalternative: Chicken Tender = money chickens use
Kejardon: cannot shackle this ouphe
 Sorator13: Serge should have a muffin, yeah
 tehfewl: Rusty shacklefism
 Sorator13: there we go!
 Serpens77: Not reading the card doesn't explain the card
 GredGredmansson: Serge is now currently "way behind"
 TehAmelie: oubliettefism
 rosesmcgee: Reading the card... something something. I get the gist.
 adamshandy: !card cage of hands
  LRRbot: Cage of Hands [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block. / {1}{W}: Return Cage of Hands to its owner's hand.
 MoxleyUnhinged: Aw-ooof!
 Fruan: Rusty Shacklefism was my highschool gym teacher
RezKid75: my bro also ran tribal minotaurs back around theros standard after ravnica.. he stomped someone and they called out to everyone he was running such a thing lol i miss him
  LRRbot: Flame Javelin [{2/R}{2/R}{2/R}] | Instant | Flame Javelin deals 4 damage to any target.
 TheDevil_Risen: @Fruan hahaha
  LRRbot: Maddening Hex [1RR] | Enchantment — Aura Curse | Enchant player / Whenever enchanted player casts a noncreature spell, roll a d6. Maddening Hex deals damage to that player equal to the result. Then attach Maddening Hex to another one of your opponents chosen at random.
 definenull: whoah
  LRRbot: Neutralize [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. / Cycling {2}
 coachNelly: dinger
 HadesLeprechaun: one of my favorite commander cards
h3rsh3yb4r: i think Rusty Shacklefism is a colleague of Oliver Tindall
  LRRbot: Knight of Lost Causes [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / As long as you are way behind, Knight of Lost Causes gets +3/+3 and has indestructible.
 GredGredmansson: 5/5 Vigilance Indestructible
 TheDevil_Risen:  
 TehAmelie: "technically not removed from the game" ifism
  LRRbot: Gaddock Teeg [GW] | Legendary Creature — Kithkin Advisor [2/2] | Noncreature spells with mana value 4 or greater can't be cast. / Noncreature spells with {X} in their mana costs can't be cast.
 djalternative: where's my knight of found causes?
 CrossXhunteR: knight of don't even bother cares about being way, way behind
 coachNelly: so if at the beginning of any future turn, if knight is in play and serge is no longer way behind, it will start the turn without the buff
 micalovits: Commander cards that are good in 1v1 have a habit of being design mistakes
  LRRbot: Eldrazi Skyspawner [2U] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [2/1] | Devoid / Flying / When Eldrazi Skyspawner enters, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
 TehAmelie: it spawns skies?
  LRRbot: Ethersworn Canonist [1W] | Artifact Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Each player who has cast a nonartifact spell this turn can't cast additional nonartifact spells.
 GredGredmansson: has anyone seen the playtest Goyf in this
 TheDevil_Risen: @coachNelly justding by the ruling on the WOTC site, i think yes that's how it would work
 GredGredmansson: "an additional nonartifact spell", serge
dm818: additional non-artifact
 TheDevil_Risen: though if anything in the turn changes its passive check would happen and make it active again
 Sorator13: @coachNelly that's a concise, simple way to say it, yeah
 northos: wow all the hatebears in this match
 GredGredmansson: the boardwipe the Serge can totally cast thanks to Teeg
Kejardon: how does a boardwipe make Serge win??
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 adamshandy: Ben is working through every future
GreatGodOm: Ben could seal of fire his face to take Serge from being way beind.
 adamshandy: but none lead to victory
   LoadingReadyRun: I like the imagine that Gaddock Teeg prevents spells being cast through sheer old man orneriness
 Sorator13: @Kejardon because Serge has a card with power equal to the number of cards in all graveyards... somewhere in his deck
 Diabore: pog move, ben seal of fires himself
 micalovits: Ben could also just find 6 more burn damage somewhere
 GredGredmansson: also how is serge CASTING that boardwipe
  LRRbot: Firemind Vessel [4] | Artifact | Firemind Vessel enters tapped. / {T}: Add two mana of different colors.
 GredGredmansson: Teeg says no
  LRRbot: Volcanic Spite [1R] | Instant | Volcanic Spite deals 3 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.
dm818: @GredGredmansson he has balance
 coachNelly: so many words in this game 👀
 CrossXhunteR: what is the name of ben's red enchantment?
 northos: !card seal of fire
  LRRbot: Seal of Fire [R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice Seal of Fire: It deals 2 damage to any target.
 GredGredmansson: but serge you also get your Shackle back
 coachNelly: takesie?
RezKid75: oof the overlook...
  LRRbot: Cavalier of Flame [2RRR] | Creature — Elemental Knight [6/5] | {1}{R}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn. / When Cavalier of Flame enters, discard any number of cards, then draw that many cards. / When Cavalier of Flame dies, it deals X damage to each opponent and each planeswalker they control, where X is the number of land cards in your graveyard.
 MoxleyUnhinged: FIGHT LIGHT
 TehAmelie: the knight of lost causes will protect you even if you're deliberately performing victimhood. there's a "white knight" joke in here
RezKid75: hey i remember those.. i had red, white, and black cavaliers
theamc2000: wait teen ain’t symmetric?
 Diabore: !card knight of lost causes
  LRRbot: Knight of Lost Causes [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Vigilance / As long as you are way behind, Knight of Lost Causes gets +3/+3 and has indestructible.
theamc2000: teeg
 GredGredmansson: its still 5 life right?
h3rsh3yb4r: @theamc2000 teeg is noncreature
 micalovits: Teeg is only non creature cards
 GredGredmansson: oh TEN life
theamc2000: @h3rsh3yb4r ty
RezKid75: go ben!
  LRRbot: Werebear [1G] | Creature — Human Bear Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / Threshold — Werebear gets +3/+3 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
 plaidanddrpepper: I like "very destructibl"e
 TheAwkes: There, bear!
 MrGibberish: @gredgredmansson and hand count and creator count
 CrossXhunteR: we saw werebear last mh2 draft, right?
 GredGredmansson: @MrGibberish yeah but we can see the board and neither has a ton in hand
 CrossXhunteR: MB2
 TheAwkes: Nominally destructible.
 TehAmelie: you can tell it's a werebear cause it's only as strong as a human
Kejardon: the shackles prevent firebreathing, don't they?
 Mazrae: Does werebear go in the bear deck?
 CrossXhunteR: @Kejardon the card has too many words for me to remember, but that sounds kinda right
 chrono2x: That way behind mechanic is very interesting
 coachNelly: does Avacyn’s collar allow activated ability?
Kejardon: Oh right, the herald mana rock gives +1 +0
 Marvoleath: !card avacyn's collar
  LRRbot: Avacyn's Collar [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has vigilance. / Whenever equipped creature dies, if it was a Human, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / Equip {2}
scrambled_doot: @coachNelly nope
 Marvoleath: wrong one
 GredGredmansson: @coachNelly it does not
 coachNelly: ok ty
 Marvoleath: !card avacyn's collar, the symbol
  LRRbot: Avacyn's Collar, the Symbol of Her Church [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature can't attack, block, or transform, and its activated abilities can't be activated. / Shackle {3}
 GredGredmansson: !card Avacyn's Collar The Symbol Of Her Church
  LRRbot: Avacyn's Collar, the Symbol of Her Church [1W] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature can't attack, block, or transform, and its activated abilities can't be activated. / Shackle {3}
  LRRbot: Sunscape Familiar [1W] | Creature — Wall [0/3] | Defender / Green spells and blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
 coachNelly: no
RezKid75: "i play a wall" x3 lol
 micalovits: Its cheap afterall
  LRRbot: Starting Town NPC [2G] | Creature — Human Peasant [3/3] | Each creature card in your hand has a {1}{G} Adventure sorcery named Fetch Herbs with "You gain 2 life." / Each creature card you cast from exile enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
loufghyslaufey: The heck is a shackle!
scrambled_doot: sees a lot of pauper play
 GredGredmansson: far from it
 Sorator13: I find it interesting that the wall is a familiar... sort of
 adamshandy: !nightscape familiar
 coachNelly: that card is in a pauper deck
 snortablecola: the familiar is a former pauper allstar
 adamshandy: !card nightscape familiar
  LRRbot: Nightscape Familiar [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Blue spells and red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / {1}{B}: Regenerate Nightscape Familiar.
 adamshandy: was an allstar
  LRRbot: Nomad Outpost | Land | Nomad Outpost enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.
 GredGredmansson: Thornscape is probably the worst.  it's a 2/1 with no keywords
 CrossXhunteR: is serge heckbent?
  LRRbot: Boggart Ram-Gang [{R/G}{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | Haste / Wither
 GredGredmansson: !card Thornscape Familiar
  LRRbot: Thornscape Familiar [1G] | Creature — Insect [2/1] | Red spells and white spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
 micalovits: RamGang!!
 coachNelly: wither!
 TheDevil_Risen: heey its the Ram Gang
   LoadingReadyRun:  What is the Familiar in that image? Is the whole castle a familiar?
 GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun the wall
 Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun that's my question!
  LRRbot: Blossoming Defense [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
scrambled_doot: @LoadingReadyRun don't think about it too hard lol
 coachNelly: four
 coachNelly: herald banner
 coachNelly: four damage
Kejardon: Herald makes it 4
RezKid75: dang..
  LRRbot: Consuming Aberration [3UB] | Creature — Horror [*/*] | Consuming Aberration's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your opponents' graveyards. / Whenever you cast a spell, each opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a land card, then puts those cards into their graveyard.
 GredGredmansson: !card Subgoyf
  LRRbot: Subgoyf [1U] | Artifact Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Subgoyf's power and toughness are each equal to the number of different subtypes other than creature types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
RezKid75: CONSUMING ABERRATION!!
 MoxleyUnhinged: yay BenBen!
RezKid75: i like that one
 MoxleyUnhinged: it’s consuming aberration with the steel chair!
 TehAmelie: Graham the Para-plaid
 flatluigi: graham always has forearms
 CrossXhunteR: hey, my 3d print finished. was wondering if the games would be over first or that
 Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun "The spirits of fallen battlemages can serve their guilds as familiars by joining with any physical form." from flavor text
 Sorator13: now I want a puppet that's just a shirt. no creature.
 GasCityGaming: was so muhc fun in Vegas
 MarkovDescendant: I'm hoping to try it in Atlanta
RezKid75: you know.. i can't really tell who's who when they all match lol
 flatluigi: but i just got here
 Stormgod519: ag ag ag ag ag
cagedtiki: so wat would u say about the draft format
 iconicshadow89: phenomenal forearm jokes
RezKid75: similar shirts, similar hair styles, all glasses
 flatluigi: i am both nominally responsible and actually responsible
 Marvoleath: @cagedtiki dont draft with Wheeler in your pod
  LRRbot: Seal of Fire [R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice Seal of Fire: It deals 2 damage to any target.
 CrossXhunteR: is flat luigi like weird mario from mario maker?
 GredGredmansson: question, was there a Foundations pack mixed into the draft
  LRRbot: Mistmeadow Skulk [1W] | Creature — Kithkin Rogue [1/1] | Lifelink, protection from mana value 3 or greater
 flatluigi: @CrossXhunteR it's more like paper mario
 Diabore: but... it doesnt have skulk
  LRRbot: Collector Ouphe [1G] | Creature — Ouphe [2/2] | Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.
 GredGredmansson: 
  LRRbot: Neutralize [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. / Cycling {2}
 MoxleyUnhinged: and my chainmail project is done! only 6 months of work later!
 vinopinguino: eeee
  LRRbot: Maddening Hex [1RR] | Enchantment — Aura Curse | Enchant player / Whenever enchanted player casts a noncreature spell, roll a d6. Maddening Hex deals damage to that player equal to the result. Then attach Maddening Hex to another one of your opponents chosen at random.
 flatluigi: oh boy
 definenull: uh ohhh
 CrossXhunteR: who does he enchant
 Sorator13: oh nooooo
 neisan2112: LETS GOO
 vinopinguino: canlander
RezKid75: @flatluigi like his adventures for the seven pieces of the compass?? lolz
 LeonisCo: Wait did Ben go first after winning?
 coachNelly: ok this finally happened yay
 couchboyj: Busty Luigi is a completely different franchise
 TehAmelie: it finally happened, John Madden practicing the dark arts
 Marvoleath: @LeonisCo Serge missed a land drop
 LeonisCo: o
100viewbots: My cousin once told my aunt his picture day was the next day and they didn't have any nice clothes for him so my aunt painted a tux on a piece of cardboard and he held that up under his chin for the school photo. They still have the pictures, their great
 Sorator13: Can't take damage from the Hex if you never play spells *tap forehead*
  LRRbot: Starting Town NPC [2G] | Creature — Human Peasant [3/3] | Each creature card in your hand has a {1}{G} Adventure sorcery named Fetch Herbs with "You gain 2 life." / Each creature card you cast from exile enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
 Sorator13: @100viewbots That's incredible
dm818: get james in here to help serge
  LRRbot: Balance [1W] | Sorcery | Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
 definenull: oofa
 neisan2112: OOOOFFFF
 Sorator13: 
 Stormgod519: BALANCE?!?
100viewbots: Graham's plaid reminded me
 Diabore: hex sticks around
letsbelgo: get balanced idiot
 definenull: hex still stays tho
 GredGredmansson: yeah hex stays
 TehAmelie: old school
 Sorator13: Hex doesn't go anywhere
 TheDevil_Risen: did Serge sneak his Canlander Deck in 
 MoxleyUnhinged: needed: Land Curse Turner
RezKid75: as i wasn't working since couple years ago and i stopped playing Magic.. i sold some of my collection to make cash to get by.. is that valid??
 micalovits: Commander cards
 GredGredmansson: its a commander card
Kejardon: roll a d6. On a 1-6, Serge is the new target.
 flatluigi: @RezKid75 keeping yourself alive is always valid
 Sorator13: @RezKid75 selling stuff you don't use anymore is always valid!
 Mr_Bitterness: Balance, always fair and balanced
 GredGredmansson: well, that's ALSO a good reason for keeping a 2 lander
  LRRbot: Heraldic Banner [3] | Artifact | As this artifact enters, choose a color. / Creatures you control of the chosen color get +1/+0. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
  Juliamon: Heck, having to sell your collection is practically a rite of passage now
  LRRbot: Ethersworn Canonist [1W] | Artifact Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Each player who has cast a nonartifact spell this turn can't cast additional nonartifact spells.
  LRRbot: Iroas, God of Victory [2RW] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [7/4] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to red and white is less than seven, Iroas isn't a creature. / Creatures you control have menace. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt to attacking creatures you control.
 CrossXhunteR: !card maddening hex
  LRRbot: Maddening Hex [1RR] | Enchantment — Aura Curse | Enchant player / Whenever enchanted player casts a noncreature spell, roll a d6. Maddening Hex deals damage to that player equal to the result. Then attach Maddening Hex to another one of your opponents chosen at random.
 Fruan: I love Esper's look so much. I hope we go back someday.
RezKid75: @flatluigi some of the stuff i sold i used regularly cuz they had value and now i miss them lol
 micalovits: I have more than once sold 2/3rds of my collection
 Stormgod519: oh damn
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 Diabore: mono colour is 5, multi is 7
 coachNelly: come on ram gang
  LRRbot: Sunscape Familiar [1W] | Creature — Wall [0/3] | Defender / Green spells and blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
 coachNelly: dealer!
 GredGredmansson: and thanks to banner its a 8/4
RezKid75: @Sorator13 some of the stuff i sold i used cuz value and now i miss them lol
 Mr_Bitterness: Ball Lightning off the top!
  LRRbot: Young Red Dragon // Bathe in Gold | Young Red Dragon [3R] | Creature — Dragon [3/2] | Flying / Young Red Dragon can't block. // Bathe in Gold [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Create a Treasure token.
 Diabore: young reezy
 GredGredmansson: devotion at 5
 coachNelly: we take those
 Sorator13: @RezKid75 well, I meant if you weren't playing Magic at the time. But also, you do what you have to do.
  LRRbot: Wall of Denial [1WU] | Creature — Wall [0/8] | Defender, flying / Shroud
 coachNelly: and hexproof
 gibbousm: remember, screw beats flood
 PhorrestGaze: 8?
 adamshandy: Wall of Denial is my favourite
ztghostie: oh yeah, wall of denial my beloved from alara reborn
 adamshandy: shards was generally such a fun set
 micalovits: God gives menace though
theamc2000: it deny
 coachNelly: the aggro balance though
 DeM0nFiRe: Stevie Ray Vaughn did this card, right?
 neisan2112: Hell yeah
 Mr_Bitterness: Menache!
ztghostie: Wall of nondenial 
 GredGredmansson: serge takes 3?
RezKid75: @Sorator13 thanks for that.. but now i feel i kind of have a fresh start since there have been so many new things since then so if i wanna get back into it.. then i have so much to consume lolz
 Mai_Andra: 5x Manon? Winning.
 Sorator13: WAll of Denial says "am I a joke to you??"
  LRRbot: Boggart Ram-Gang [{R/G}{R/G}{R/G}] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | Haste / Wither
 micalovits: WROOOM
 Fruan: Looks like Serge got rammed.
 gibbousm: is Hex in play?
 micalovits: Yup
 MoxleyUnhinged: oh that’s unsettling
  LRRbot: Portable Hole [W] | Artifact | When Portable Hole enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value 2 or less until Portable Hole leaves the battlefield.
letsbelgo: Hex could kill him too
 definenull: they're free! \o/
 GredGredmansson: God of Victory leads to Victory
  LRRbot: Temporal Manipulation [3UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
  LRRbot: Pact of Negation [0] | Instant | Counter target spell. / At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {3}{U}{U}. If you don't, you lose the game.
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Marvoleath: temp manips
 coachNelly: echo of eons
ztghostie: echo of eons?
  LRRbot: Echo of Eons [4UU] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. / Flashback {2}{U}
  LRRbot: Lutri, Pauper Otter [3{U/R}{U/R}] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Otter [3/4] | Companion — Your starting deck contains no cards with a silver, gold, orange, or purple expansion symbol. / When Lutri, Pauper Otter enters the battlefield, discard your hand, then draw three cards.
 definenull: otter boi!
 TheDevil_Risen: love fixed Lutri
 coachNelly: it’s inpottersible to play in draft tho right?
  LRRbot: Hushbringer [1W] | Creature — Faerie [1/2] | Flying, lifelink / Creatures entering or dying don't cause abilities to trigger.
 GredGredmansson: those weird timeshifted cards are purple
 Diabore: lips
letsbelgo: lips
 Marvoleath: can still play rares with no symbols?
 coachNelly: like you can’t even pick up 23 commons in play boosters
Sogheim: what's a purple expansion symbol?
 Sorator13: also Old cards that have no expansion symbol
 TheAwkes: ABUR rares?
 Marvoleath: @Sogheim special, e.g. timeshifted
 GredGredmansson: @Sogheim i know Time Spiral Remasered had those
 Sorator13: @Sogheim something from Time Spiral, IIRC
Sogheim: ahh
  LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
 GredGredmansson: OH.
 definenull: QB?!?
 adamshandy: I like how it would be auto-banned in pauper, which is the real flavour
 TheDevil_Risen: also enables Alpha and Beta Power 
frozenphoenix7: @Sogheim Timeshifted cards from Time Spiral had Purple expansion symbols, as well as old frame Time Spiral Remastered cards
QuixoticScrivener: original fourth rarity
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 TheDevil_Risen: it is
 TheDevil_Risen: he made it
 Stormgod519: hmmmmm
 Sorator13: We noticed that earlier, yeah!
 KWardJenx: To be fair...
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 Saintnex: that only talks about anime
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 Sorator13: (the finale was this week)
OharaRenji: Thanks for streamin'. Have a great weekend, y'all! 
 micalovits: Wait, this monday was actually the finale?? I thought they also joked about that!
 NotCainNorAbel: if the Q&A ends on a cliffhanger i swear you are geniuses.
 Stormgod519: well then
 djalternative: just speedrun 250 questions
 definenull: i'd imagine there would be some overlapping Qs
 djalternative: I would love to see MoC tackle anything Create related
 JohnPraw: I think you were right the first time?
  Juliamon: It's REAL good
 Sorator13: why do we call it an interregnum when you int your reg and er num
 micalovits: It is REALLY good
 Marvoleath: Kxresist
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 BusTed: 
 MarkovDescendant: We enjoyed the Cabin experience
 TheDevil_Risen: no it was wine
 CaptainSpam:   VALORANT
 Sorator13: It was special Cheez Whiz
 Robot_Bones: After the Lets Chat Podcast of course
 TheDevil_Risen: and it was funny xD
 varmintx0: Paul not a fan of Beck.
 raulghoulia: fermented chez whiz
 Sorator13: The art looks *awesome*
 BusTed: "I quite liked it"
 MichaelSnowbird: It was Good Cheesewhiz
 Marvoleath: It's competitive but not violence based
 hedonistic_mushroom: I wanna play this so we can have a Non-Mtg card game at the office
 Sorator13: 
 Stormgod519: lol
 Stormgod519: RPG, A
 Stormgod519: 
 TheDevil_Risen: 
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 Sorator13: to the vod I go; have a good night friends!
 calculated_uncertainties: 100
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 Marvoleath: @hedonistic_mushroom I did buy all the starter decks and treat it as a board game, seems great for break time, the games are fast
 RatherLargeToad: 
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
 lamina5432: gnight
 definenull: JASON!
 KWardJenx: This was great. Thanks for the stream. The mystery was the friends we boosted along the way.
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Amoxxycillin: we CHILLIN'
 shendaras: 
 TheDevil_Risen: have a good night  thanks again!
 CaptainSpam: Enough time to play one more game! 
 DeM0nFiRe: It IS perfect system
 50keyz: 
 Stormgod519: nice
rogerivany: You should thank Wheeler
 MichaelSnowbird: Thanks Streamers
 Stormgod519: GNIGHT!!!
 Stormgod519: Thanks for the strem
 Jadaris: 
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