Can't Draw Horses Club | Value Studies with Colour! with Alex!

 beowuuf: lol, sorry i never said it sooner, i pretty much always say it in my head 
  TXC2: beowuuf  no worries
 RockPusher: !quote cori
  LRRbot: Quote #1679: "That seems correct because it dropped me." —Cori [2016-01-26]
 RockPusher:   
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 beowuuf:    
  TXC2: CONTACT
 iris_of_ether: Really need this today 
 beowuuf: 
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 iris_of_ether: Don't think we didn't catch that message
 Earthenone: !findquote art
  LRRbot: Quote #5867: "It's art right?" —Adam [2019-03-06]
  TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
 beowuuf: secret jokecast
  TXC2:   
 beowuuf: posture check!
 jacqui_lantern234: now that were live, heres another reminder that yall are loved 
 jacqui_lantern234: posture check!
 PsychoI3oy: 
  TXC2: jacqui_lantern234  no you!
  TXC2: post your cheque
 Redbassist: Too late, am shrimp
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 no u most x the largest infinity!
 beowuuf: pasture check
 RockPusher: Posture: terrible, but checked
  Juliamon: my brain is turning it into "Hosk, you're chat"
 RockPusher: Pasta Check
 beowuuf: i like this acapella version
  TXC2: Juliamon  oh no mine is too now
 beowuuf: oh no three
 TheAwkes: Post your cheque? But that would reveal personally identifiable financial information!
 iris_of_ether: Posture check
 Redbassist: Ostrich shack
 Riiiiiiis: posture bad = check
 beowuuf: -fin
  TXC2: here we GO!
 beowuuf: horse!
whitefirecomix: Posture what?
 RockPusher: Horse Horse Horse
 iris_of_ether:    
 Redbassist: Neigh
  TXC2: Hello Cori and Alex
 RockPusher: Whack 'em?
 jacqui_lantern234: hi cori hi alex! 
 jacqui_lantern234: speaking of wacoms, i should get a drawing tablet
 iris_of_ether: 
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eddieatthegov: Wait, is that AWESOME cartoonist Alex Stacey? How did Cori get him as a guest? She's even more awesome now!
 iris_of_ether: I saw that Insta!
 alexsteacy: *Steacy 
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eddieatthegov: @alexsteacy (bows head) curse my traitor fingers.
 TheDangerWaffle: AAAAAAA
 iris_of_ether: Very good boi Global Phil
 elkae: You’re very patient with us and our spelling of Steacy, Alex  I’ve been guilty
eddieatthegov: @alexsteacy I have typed your name before, sorry.
Miss_Evilyn: good evening
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Be gay, steal forks.
 PsychoI3oy: honse?
  TXC2: GAY FORKS!
 Redbassist: Shronk
 elkae: Study?? is there a test?? oh no!
 jacqui_lantern234: i wanna see if i can do cool and nifty ways i can express and share my synesthesia with the world using a drawing tablet
Miss_Evilyn: hej, fork you
 Coloneljesus: fingers with hooves?
 Drasvin: Hello!
 iris_of_ether: Soiled, Soiled 2, Soil3d, Soiled the Next Pot, 5oiled
 Redbassist: Oh no
 PsychoI3oy: a shrek that went through the dryer?
 jacqui_lantern234: oh no D: i remember that!!!
 beowuuf: oh god i remember that
 Drasvin: Shrek, but a goose?
 RockPusher: Poor Ben
 iris_of_ether: "7 Minutes in Red"
 jacqui_lantern234: poor ben
  TXC2: ah yes that Live
 elkae: an unfortunate event
eddieatthegov: @iris_of_ether and the the confusing reboot sequel thingSoiled that gets confused with the first.
 iris_of_ether: @eddieatthegov 100% yes
Miss_Evilyn: Shronk
 Redbassist: Toe to tip, Shronk
eddieatthegov: But luckily saner heads prevail and we don't get Soild
 iris_of_ether: Maybe next weekend I can finally work on the Lonkey....
 Strebenherz: Heyo Cori, heyo Alex.
Miss_Evilyn: I hope you name her GABRIELLE
 elkae: she cute. I think I may be prongsexual
  TXC2: hello Strebenherz  welcome
 PsychoI3oy: drawermates?
 Strebenherz: And they were cutlery mates
eddieatthegov: My given last name is Sauve. Wanna guess what I get?
 elkae: suave?
eddieatthegov: @miss_evilyn ... you win today. You... (claps)
Miss_Evilyn: Thank you
eddieatthegov: @elkae verbally and in writing.
 elkae: ah. those anglos
eddieatthegov: Eh, I've spent most my life west of Quebec, I'm just a European mix.
  TXC2: we often pair the knife and fork together, yet it's the spoon and fork who have had a child.
eddieatthegov: @txc2 I instinctively know to agree.
 elkae: you’ve never used a knock?
 elkae: *knork
  TXC2: elkae  maybe twice in my life 
 elkae: 
eddieatthegov: @elkae actually, friend of the family uses one. Former hydro line man who lost an arm.
 elkae: whoa that’s kind of a cool adaptation :0
 Mangledpixel: boop
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
 Mangledpixel: what the fork?
 elkae: 
eddieatthegov: As he is from Newfoundland,  he'll claim it's a knork and a fife in the same meal.
 Redbassist: The Shape of of Shrek is an underrated Del Toro film 
eddieatthegov: @mangledpixel hey, they're just having a good tine.
 elkae: 
 iris_of_ether: Beautiful
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 GapFiller: UNO RAID!!!   
 RebelliousUno:   
  TXC2: Hello Raiders
 wordnerdify:   
 beowuuf: 
 iris_of_ether: Is that a broccoli?
xerjen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months!
 xerjen: Oh look, a horse...
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 RebelliousUno: that is certainly a vegtable
  TXC2: "yeah girl I've been hitting the gym, I can lift the WHOLE broccoli now"
 RebelliousUno: particularly solid mashed potato
rocketjohn: i thought someone was eating popcorn with a fork
rocketjohn: like really big popcorn
 TehAmelie: never macaroni, not again
 iris_of_ether: Deep fried macaroni
rocketjohn: or really small fork
 Redbassist: Mushroom cloud
groulux: Hello!  Just going to hang out a while painting some models before I have to pickup my son from school
 RebelliousUno: I don't have ideas that aren't stupid
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eddieatthegov: @iris_of_ether it's wrong but it's so good
 iris_of_ether: Love the execution
  TXC2: yes I continue to exist Alex 
 TehAmelie: in my head i just went "have you seen this show Can't Draw Horses Club?"
  TXC2: hello groulux  welcome
 iris_of_ether: Binturong?
eddieatthegov: I may have to split, I need ta write which requires ambience no brilliant people doing art.
 iris_of_ether: I don't hate fruit but like anything in the rose family hates me lol
yalc321 subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 92 months!
 yalc321: You kids ain't drawin horses in here, are ya?
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abslomdaak42: Oh no, the forks are hot
  TXC2: so long eddieatthegov  stay safe
eddieatthegov: Now Alex is... using his noodle (runs)
  TXC2: so no cheating by just adding tits?
 jacqui_lantern234: cori thats just regular trogdor 
rocketjohn: on no he wants to make us want to fork them.
  Juliamon: the S is for Sexy
 Mangledpixel: consummate Vs *wiggles eyebrows*
 iris_of_ether: Consummate Vs
lifaen__: @abslomdaak42 i see you
 iris_of_ether: There is no agreed upon origin
 Redbassist: It end up like kilroy
 jessicaengle: Good Tags My Dude
 RockPusher: 
 Mollylele: yeehaw
 Redbassist: That's a cool s
  TXC2: the cool S is one of those things that evolved independently like 5 times, kinda like trees
  TXC2: hello Mollylele  welcome
 Mangledpixel: 'Kilroy was here' along with the face peaking over the wall is a fun collision of US and UK military grafitti - the phrase was from US engineers and troops, and the face was from British (and was originally accompanied by words complaining about rationing, e.g. "Wot no bananas?")
 TehAmelie: convergent artistic evolution?
 iris_of_ether: That's a good way to think about it
  TXC2: Cori: giving insightful talk about the subject matter. Me: ooh clock have nice motion
  TXC2: TehAmelie  pretty much
 RockPusher: huehuehuehuehuehue
 jessicaengle: 
 Redbassist: It's just a theory
 jessicaengle: Practice 40 hours a day.
 jessicaengle: Anthropomorphic Imitation
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
  TXC2: now it's an 80's cube!
  TXC2: hello RandomTrivia  welcome
 iris_of_ether: Ooh
 iris_of_ether: Big MTV Energy
 Redbassist: What if toad's head was tungsten instead of mushroom cap
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 Ehrin_CB: sub baby :3
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 Redbassist: Toe to tip!
 iris_of_ether: I can't wait
  TXC2: "what would L'ii Nas X look like if they were a fork?"
 TheAwkes: Shrek on main.
 iris_of_ether: Nooooooo
 TehAmelie: where do you get a random color generator pls
 TehAmelie: thinking of colors is the biggest bottleneck to making comics for me
 TehAmelie: true story
 RandomTrivia:  Of course it is
  TXC2: now to be fair to TehAmelie  dot net is the dark web 
lifaen__: cool
 RandomTrivia: Easy fix - just put your browser on light mode 
 SquareDotCube: got a condiments look going on
 iris_of_ether: Spinch pasta
silvertabbycat: green pasta usually means someone added spinach
 iris_of_ether: Pasta Florentine?
 iris_of_ether: Generally cream + spinach
  TXC2: the adventures of Ketchup boy and  mustard girl,
  TXC2: the blue and red made it look like this is an A24 film about the poor Black guy finding love with the rich Asian girl....also they're forks
 iris_of_ether: Want that tag in a video game
 RandomTrivia: Art that really Pops 
Boopity: Jet Set Radio lookin ass palette
 Redbassist: A tiny irate gremlin appears
  TXC2: I like how the person on the right is about 70% legs
  TXC2: Twitter still exists >
  TXC2: ?
 Redbassist: About to Teri her a new one
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 Stormgod519: Welp, i gtg to school since my winter break is over. But Hey, 40 MONTHS!!!
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Boopity: @TXC2 I think it's called ex now? 
 Stormgod519: aight, now i bounce
 Stormgod519: take care everyone
  TXC2: Boopity  ah ha ha!
  TXC2: so long Stormgod519  stay safe
 iris_of_ether:    
 TehAmelie: i deleted my twitter when they started talking about claiming copyright to everything you put there. now the internet seems much more happy
  TXC2: "this garden tool, often used as an expression of a person of ill repute." "what's a hoe?" "no."
 TehAmelie: i like "blackguard"
 beowuuf: rakish, as in good looks
 jacqui_lantern234:  gdi alex
 beowuuf: disco elysium shrek
 beowuuf: shrekerhead
 iris_of_ether: Goblin tokens maybe
  TXC2: I mean, a Shrek Secret lair COULD happen 
 TehAmelie: the "Leave me alone" voice
thedepthandbreadthofseth: digestion?
 Strebenherz: Stepped away to deal with internet nonsense, and I see we've come back to the platonic shrek'ing of horses club.  yesss
 Redbassist: " Primal Swamp Lizard"
 iris_of_ether:  
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  TXC2: Gays don't have to be sexy.... they are, but they don't HAVE to be.
 TehAmelie: is Hugh Jackman more attractive when he's hydrated or dehydrated?
 TehAmelie: you know what magazine covers i'm thinking of right
  TXC2: Hugh Jackman on the cover of Men's Fitness vs Hugh Jackman on the cover of People
 RockPusher: Most people I think look the same when dehydrated — a pile of dust 
  TXC2: !findquote dtaw
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
  TXC2: !findquote draw
  LRRbot: Quote #7663: "It's not illegal to draw horses." —Cori [2021-06-28]
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 RockPusher:    
 JadedCynic:     
briiswriting: dang it. Just got here 😂
 RockPusher:    
  TXC2: why have I only just now looked at the stream tags? 
 iris_of_ether:    
 TehAmelie: the obvious answer, Shrek dehydrating to look ripped
 beowuuf: #goodtags
 RockPusher: no smutisnotokay, but no smutisokay either
 beowuuf:     
 RockPusher: we are smut neutral today
  TXC2: RockPusher  Schrödinger’s smut
 Strebenherz: new bees remix?
 RockPusher:    
  Juliamon: not really new
  Juliamon: this is the one with BEEEEEJJJJJJLLLAAAANNNNNDDDEEEERRR
 RockPusher: there are many bees
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 RockPusher: 'night TXC2
  corianderd: night!
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Alex
Boopity: Have a good night!
 beowuuf: night!
 CricketChirps: lol WHAT on earth have i stumbled across here?
 RandomTrivia: Night TXC2, see you soon! 
 RandomTrivia: CricketChirps A Perfectly Normal art stream 
 RockPusher: Live Bees!  
 RandomTrivia: (currently on break)
 Strebenherz: sleep well TXC2
 CricketChirps: @RandomTrivia lol i know enough about the Horse club to know that is never true haha
 RandomTrivia: !molly
Boopity: You know stream's good when even the break screen manages to baffle someone
 RandomTrivia: Hmm
 RockPusher:   
Boopity: Speaking of hydration 
 CricketChirps: Is this something i've just been missing out on? Are the breaks during Horse Club always like this? x
  Juliamon: Yes
 RockPusher:  
  Juliamon: POSTURE CHECK
 JadedCynic: dihydrogen monoxide - the destroyer of continents
 CricketChirps: X) That is wild. Idk how i've missed that over the years
Boopity: *Immediately becomes aware of every bone in spine*
 Strebenherz: Must shrimp.
 RandomTrivia: oh no, I've been got by a break track
Boopity: @CricketChirps We have accrued quite the soundtrack over the years
 RockPusher: Ducks that may or may not be sexy?
 CricketChirps: @Boopity Nice, need to catch CDHC live more often i guess haha
 Lord_Hosk: Live bees lii ve live liiiiive beees
Boopity: If your forks aren't sexy, what are you even doing
 SquareDotCube: uh... mer-shrek?
 TehAmelie: superhero ducks?
 PsychoI3oy: wereshrek
  Juliamon: Completely Normal Duck
 Strebenherz: does mershrek require a seashell bikini?
 xantos69: Centaur Shrek... but the back half is Donkey
 CricketChirps: Shrek Centaur!
 CricketChirps: @xantos69 This
silvertabbycat: Unicorn. it’s not a horse so you’re fine
Boopity: @xantos69 
 beowuuf: @xantos69 
 Lord_Hosk: sexy duck?
 beowuuf: gooey
 RockPusher: 
 beowuuf: hey hosk, yiou're chat
 PsychoI3oy: cloaca?
 RockPusher: Butt is Legs!
 Lord_Hosk: Butt is legs
Boopity: Oh my god
 Brozard: lovely time to join the stream
 RandomTrivia: 
Boopity: 
 beowuuf: butt is the neck of the leg body
briiswriting: butt is legs!
Boopity: I'm going to start calling drumsticks chicken ass from now on
 RandomTrivia: That is an excellent duck
 Lord_Hosk: You don't know Alex's community Cori, don't Yuck their yummmmmmmm
 Brozard: Does that duck have a mullet?
 TehAmelie: what's that Frank Frazetta quote about butts?
 beowuuf: general dogsbody fought in the random tasks war
 RockPusher: The Sun is a Deadly Lazer!
Boopity: Cori getting irradiated live on stream
 beowuuf: cori, not a vampire... ok, maybe a thinblood
 Brozard: I saw photographic evidence that Cori is taller than Adam on Instagram
 Strebenherz: oh snap right that's today
 RockPusher: 
Boopity: 
 beowuuf: o7 to the nadtd, so good. can't wait for the q&a
 Strebenherz: jacob and everyone playing did a fantastic job
 iris_of_ether: It's so good
 RockPusher:    
 xantos69: It is legit the best RPG watching experience I have ever had.
 iris_of_ether:   
 Strebenherz: also y'all did great making it accessible
  Juliamon: Marge is best character
 RockPusher: I need to make time to actually catch up on it
 beowuuf: it is very good alex, it slots in nicely with the greats you've been involved with like the alien ones 
 xantos69: I mean... how much?
 beowuuf: cori: chaos gremlin for hire
 jacqui_lantern234: i cant offer money, but i would sincerely love to play some ttrpg's with you, Cori
 iris_of_ether: I have an acquaintance/friend who rents out as a GM
 beowuuf: you're very good! boom, roasted
 RockPusher: Dice Friends requires my full attention, which makes it difficult to slot into my evenings
 aliumsativum: I would like to watch Alex as a DM
 Riiiiiiis: Kathleen and Dale is at the top of my DM list
abslomdaak42: The first season of Not a Drop To Drink was the thing that got me not just into actual plays and VTM, but also TTRPGs in general
 jacqui_lantern234: @beowuuf ok but unironically this, except its me
 beowuuf: i would love to have alex's take on AI in to an alien game
 SquareDotCube: What was that one roleplay system that Dale run with the cartoon characters? Maybe that but in a post-apoc environment (that's not fallout)
 beowuuf: @jacqui_lantern234 as the joker said, if you're good at something don't do it for free 
 jacqui_lantern234: @beowuuf oh, who said i was GOOD at anything i do?!
 iris_of_ether: I considered working on an animatic for NaDtD, despite having questionable illustration skills and no experience with video editing
 jacqui_lantern234: those who do say im good at thing are just flat out lying 
Nickc343: ads are the worst
 jacqui_lantern234: things*
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 TheAwkes: The worse part of Romulus being the face replacement tech they tried to use.
 beowuuf: almost all marketting is lying
 beowuuf: @iris_of_ether yeeeeeeeeees
Master_Gunner: yeah, Romulus spent too much time telling me I should watch a different movie.
 Brozard: @iris_of_ether NADtD Express? 
 BlueChloroplast: Heeeey chat!
 SquareDotCube: facehugger-shaped carrot on a stick
 beowuuf: if only...
 iris_of_ether: (Don't go waiting on any animatics from me - I don't have the energy right now hahaha)
 beowuuf: lol, so what i'm hearing is a bonus stream that starts off with alien thoughts and ends up being dice friends episode 0 for alex's new campaign? MiniK
 JadedCynic: To the Prometheus folks 'Semiotic Standard' is just a high-scoring play in Scrabble...
 RockPusher: *looking at the imdb image gallery for Alien Resurrection* oh my, that is a goodly number of screenshots of Sigourney Weaver cradling Winona Rider's face…
 beowuuf: duck is *lit*
 iris_of_ether: Yo this duck is lit
Garraca: I like the implication of prometheus that Weyland-Yutani HAD super sleek designs for their corporate stuff, and then chucked it out a window like 20 years later bc the 80s were cooler looking
 BlueChloroplast: @garraca   
 beowuuf: sean connery in a nappy, what's noit to love
 JadedCynic: brava cori 
Garraca: THE GUN IS GOOD
 Strebenherz: i'm sorry what
Garraca: Zardoz is CRAZY
 beowuuf: gun yadda yadda penis etc etc
Garraca: you gotta give the people what they want (gun penises)
 Brozard: all according to L. Frank Baum's vision
Garraca: transhumanism = gun penis
Boopity: Words sure are happening on stream right now
 iris_of_ether: During Brave New Faves on Saturday Zardoz came up, and this got linked: https://www.reddit.com/r/HeroForgeMinis/s/6jvYhvLdwn
 beowuuf: hey kids, wanna guess which films sean made first, zardoz or 007?
 BlueChloroplast: @iris_of_ether oh my
 JadedCynic: Recognition signallers
 SquareDotCube: Oh right, the whole act of subterfuge, there was a (no longer available) RTS called RUSE that was based around that in a WWII setting
 beowuuf: @iris_of_ether why would you drop that wheree impressionable streamers can see, with time left on the stream no less ... 
 iris_of_ether: Uh oh
Master_Gunner: a rocket launcher and a bicycle is a great combination.
 Lysander_salamander: and like, full plate armor to repel the zombies
 Lysander_salamander: so like, knights on bikes
 xantos69: Yet
 TehAmelie: bikes are uncinematic i guess
 Lysander_salamander: bikes can be cinematic if you're not a coward
 JadedCynic: @Master_Gunner scooter's better: tuk-tuk-boom-boom
 Lysander_salamander: I mean, look at ET
 beowuuf: knikes
 JadedCynic: @TehAmelie "Breaking Away" did well...but apparently not enough to start a trend, sadly
 Lysander_salamander: just clip some cards onto the spokes
Garraca: honk honk
 Lysander_salamander: is that a duck with an icbm?
 iris_of_ether: oh my god
Garraca: 200 been watching since I was like 12, just wanted to say u guys rule 
 JadedCynic: not a SSBN, but a DKBN
 Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
 iris_of_ether: HRONK
 Lysander_salamander: duck mecha
RatekStormcrow: Crab duck, molting to humongous size
 BlueChloroplast: Little teeny sailors in the duck?
 Strebenherz: aircraft carrier duck
 TehAmelie: would you rather fight a nuclear submarine sized duck or. . .
 RockPusher: If an ICBM carrying sub is a boomer, is an ICBM carrying duck a quacker?
 Riiiiiiis: would float away, little known fact is that ducks are hydrogen filled from birth
 JadedCynic: "...a duck to surpass Metal Gear!"
 Strebenherz: yikes
 Riiiiiiis: yeah, RIP us that are closer
 RockPusher: Which rather explains why the UK nuclear deterrent has the letters of last resort
 JadedCynic: hate & love are different sides of the same coin
 jacqui_lantern234: im definitely a fan of smoochin' 🤔
 RockPusher: since it's unlikely the subs would actually manage to get orders beforehand
 JadedCynic: DEW line
 JadedCynic: HO boy
 RockPusher: "on loan"
 RockPusher: You don't need accuracy when you have megatonnage
 RockPusher:   
 JadedCynic: don't need to waste space or weight on complex 'guidance' systems, when the AOE effect will cover a mile or two
 RockPusher: oooer
 iris_of_ether: Oooh
 RockPusher: That would be a good TTSF
 BlueChloroplast: Tinker, tailor, geigier, fry
Boopity: Oh mood
 JadedCynic: (1.7kt warhead) - the RCAF kept those things in our inventory until 1984...when US loaned them in '68
Boopity: Collecting anxieties like they're pokemon
 iris_of_ether: Mood
 Strebenherz: gotta catch 'em all, anxiety-mon!
 ProcyonFlynn: Your last show-and-tell from [year(s) back] with Cameron was very impactful to me.  So i'd love to see that again. 
 TehAmelie: maybe if you catch them all it'll work like Mr Burns' diseases
 iris_of_ether: "Broken Build Simulator" but for brains
 RockPusher: damn brains and their ability to brain bad
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah, im a lot like alex in that regard. can confirm, SUPER AWFUL
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 iris_of_ether: oh nooooooo
 Strebenherz: funk and bs taking to the brain like a baseball bat
Boopity: Oof
 Strebenherz: YES
 ghyllnox: I didn't know the feelings of hopelessness were included in anxiety, I've always had those diagnosed as depressive episodes
 Mollylele: yeah fuck FDR
 BlueChloroplast: 
 JadedCynic: @ghyllnox same
 TehAmelie: but fearing the fear is bad for you, he was right
StabbyTabbyCat:  
 RockPusher: 
StabbyTabbyCat: 
 iris_of_ether: I finally got meds for air travel this past year, thank god
 TehAmelie: the expression doesn't say anything about how it should be easy to stop being afraid
 RockPusher: 
 Strebenherz: That's... APT
Boopity: Oh my lord 
 Strebenherz: That's bussing apt
 Lysander_salamander: "slow tigers are chasing me"
Boopity: Actively being threatened
 iris_of_ether: Yup, the boss music thing is how my partner described it
 BlueChloroplast: Oooh
 RandomTrivia: Ooooh, pretty
Boopity: What an excellent duck
 JadedCynic: 
 iris_of_ether: Wood duck!!!
 RandomTrivia: 10/10 duck
 iris_of_ether: Noooooooo
 beowuuf: why duck?
StabbyTabbyCat: that's a duck
 iris_of_ether: It's a really good duck tho
 RockPusher: Phil Duck
 RandomTrivia: @beowuuf low door frame
 iris_of_ether: Even if lo battery duck
 Strebenherz: "With god as my witness, we will put a missile launcher platform on a duck"
Mollylele: out: bisexual pride flag. in: pride ducks.
StabbyTabbyCat: That's a sweet duck you might say
 beowuuf: @RandomTrivia 
 iris_of_ether: I wonder if Kickstarter/Etsy has cycled around to Pride Ducks yet
 RandomTrivia: Nowhere to begin with 
 jacqui_lantern234: my anxiety kinda feels like im frozen in place, with a figure covered in shadow slowly, threateningly, walking towards me
 RockPusher: right in the cloaca
 iris_of_ether: Arrow on the head like an Avatar
 SquareDotCube: they do often say duck when an arrow comes for you
StabbyTabbyCat: @SquareDotCube lol
Boopity: Looool
StabbyTabbyCat: gotta be sneaky sneaky
 BlueChloroplast:  
 JadedCynic: you know arrows are quick, too?
 JadedCynic: and quiet
 iris_of_ether: Not what I was looking for but: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1030665929/lgbtq-ducks-pride-stickers-pride-flags
 JadedCynic: typically the fewer the holes the better, but yeah
 iris_of_ether: Super cute
silvertabbycat: we have 2 pride flags as curtains, and the Mormon missionaries a couple days ago were like “so colorful! I like bright colors too!” 😅😂
 RockPusher: Augh, a baby…
 iris_of_ether: Oh wow
 RockPusher: silvertabbycat 
silvertabbycat: I’m not gonna explain if they don’t know
StabbyTabbyCat: so oblivious
 iris_of_ether: 
silvertabbycat: the newer general pride flag and a demisexual one
 TheMerricat: At least not on days where you aren't out for blood. 
Boopity: Any brush can be a furry brush if you know what you're doing 
 RockPusher: The red water is very evocative
 TehAmelie: this is the second impact site right
 RockPusher: "How many pixels is your hard round?" *waggles eyebrows
 TheMerricat: The furry duck is a duck that dresses up as a fox as a hobby.
 ProcyonFlynn: I mean, there are plenty of artists that just use a Bic for traditional stuff.  Anything that works
 iris_of_ether: Cruel Angels Thesis but duck honks
 iris_of_ether: We're really all supposed to
 RandomTrivia: Gotta make sure Ian goes to a good home in the event 
 ProcyonFlynn: Bury me with my NAS array
 Strebenherz: Oh Cori, was that turkey music remix of yours ever distributed as an mp4?
 SquareDotCube: Someone has to inherit that doujinshi, or at least have a bonfire
 RandomTrivia: A R T
 Strebenherz: Up to you, it was very very good
Boopity: Indeed. Art.
  Juliamon: totally normal duck
 TehAmelie: sometime in the early 00s there was a big international science study about humor. they found out ducks are the funniest animals
 Strebenherz: Google no stop normalizing this, I will get the spray bottle
 ghyllnox: DDG does have integrated AI but you can turn it off
 RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie It's true, they really quack people up
 Strebenherz: No worries Cori, thank you for checking
 SquareDotCube: it's really sad when the selling point for investment on new software is "a better user experience by *not* having these features"
 iris_of_ether: I saw an article alleging that the hottest new job interview question you need to be prepared to answer is "how will you use AI to help deliver at your job?" and I wanted to pull out the Engineering Shiv for reals
Boopity: 
 iris_of_ether:   
 RandomTrivia: That sounds amazing
Boopity: That is...
 iris_of_ether: Bee Movie + Shrek was a work of art
 TehAmelie: the answer, "by waiting for the bubble to collapse which will put me financially and professionally ahead of all the fools who fell for it"
 iris_of_ether: I passed my friend an article to DooM in a CAPCHA field. He said it was an odd map choice but otherwise great
 Strebenherz: ^
 RockPusher: Fugi's bad apple DB overlay update was real impressive
 RandomTrivia: Now THAT was spectacula
 RandomTrivia: *spectacular
 RockPusher: The age old DB problem of explaining a DB meme that requires 3 or 4 layers of context 
 SquareDotCube: DB 2022 irc
 iris_of_ether: My auction was paid in a multiple so I've got a video of Bad Apple on my personal playlist hahaha
Boopity: Alex 
 SquareDotCube: Comes back to USA, "I'm a robot catgirl now"
 JadedCynic: he got 'isekai'd' by a jet airliner 
 RockPusher: Reincarnated as a Vending Machine was so sooo much better than it had any right to be 
 Strebenherz: Mooses, the Canadian isekai method
 DandyGeek: uh oh, I see Ableton
 RockPusher: I love when someone decides to do something silly so earnestly
 iris_of_ether: My auction wasn't bad apple, actually, but this sure was: https://youtu.be/kL26HwNgMmA?si=ONdIZ6QrJCF0DbkN
 RockPusher: Cats  Good
 JadedCynic: yeah, we're aspiring to those circumstances too...
 DandyGeek: except animals have a measurable impact on human mood, sooo
Boopity: "I have this fantasy where I can take care of myself adequately" Hoo boy, that is one _big_ mood
 Strebenherz: Gonna name them Meowthusla?
 TheAwkes: Did ya hear what happened to Hank? Moose-kun got him. Hope he ended up somewhere he can have a good time.
 RandomTrivia: KITTY! 
 RockPusher: The eyebrows 
 iris_of_ether: Dawww
 RandomTrivia: WHAT A BABY
 Strebenherz: Awwe
 Mollylele: apply color to cat?
 Mollylele: cori is on a sidequest
 Mai_Andra: <clank>
 Mai_Andra: so many different ways to make it weird
 RockPusher: gobblegobblegobble
 Mai_Andra: 
 Strebenherz: Amazing
 iris_of_ether: Hahahahaha
 TheAwkes: I was ready for a lot, but not quite *that*
 TheMerricat: Well if I wasn't awake yet..... 
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 RandomTrivia: No no, it's perfect
 Mollylele: move that shits down by like five semitones
 iris_of_ether: ^^^
 SquareDotCube: oh, so a high pass filter
 RandomTrivia: 12th root of 2, my friend
 Mollylele: transpose that birb
Boopity: Muh semitones
Boopity: Is that allowed?
 Mai_Andra: has somebody done "gobble-box" yet, where it's just watching a bunch of turkeys watching television...
 RockPusher: at best jambed
 RockPusher: at worst, wonderful wonderful feedback
 VTMonster: Bonjour mon fromagerie
 iris_of_ether: Hongrey
 Mollylele: midi effects > pitch > -5 ? maybe, i do not have the turkeys in front o me
 Mollylele: are you trying to use an arpeggiator to pitch shift?
 Mollylele: that's like trying to use a bicycle gear to scramble an egg
Boopity: My favorite way to cook egg
 Mollylele: look again
 Mollylele: ableton is, if anything, too loyal to whatever search parameters you'd set previously🙃
 TheDangerWaffle: LMAO
 RandomTrivia: https://i.imgur.com/fVrSE8y.gif
 Mollylele: yeah wiggle that thing around until that turkey wanders into the dance club you designed
Boopity: What a wonderful way to phrase that
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 RandomTrivia: Cori has the secret jams
 Mollylele grooves omenously
 RandomTrivia: "accident?"
 iris_of_ether: 
 RockPusher:   
 SquareDotCube: rubber ducks
 RockPusher:  gobblegobblegobble 
Boopity: You don't have teeth? Time to go VST shopping
 iris_of_ether: My sister set her workspace lights to Sandstorm and I'm so proud of her
 Mollylele:   
 SquareDotCube: oh Cori what you done
Boopity: Only Cori gets to hear the secret crimes
 TehAmelie: that looks tasty
 Strebenherz: unlease the madness
 TheDangerWaffle: what if we sorta knew
 TheDangerWaffle: *would know
 iris_of_ether:    
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheMerricat: I feel like I was going to a turkey wedding.
 TehAmelie: very believable sci fi music
 TheAwkes: An Experience.
 Mollylele: it technically works, the best kind of works
 Strebenherz: Beyond the mountain turkeys of madness
 Earthenone: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Mollylele: right chat i'm out. good luck with the turkey crimes and the thrinking.
Boopity: Have a good one Molly!
 RandomTrivia: Bye Molly! 
 iris_of_ether: Have a great afternoon Molly
 iris_of_ether:   
 Strebenherz: turrrkeys
 iris_of_ether: I continue to be hungry
 JadedCynic: I just had dessert...and that made my mouth water AGAIN; well done, Alex 
Boopity: Me, having not eaten anything still: wow, I'm still hungry
 RandomTrivia: Oh no
 iris_of_ether: Oh no
 RandomTrivia: Needs workshopping some more
Boopity: Listen to those delicate turkey sounds decorating those grandiose strings
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
 Mai_Andra: lo-fi turkeys to gobble to
 jacqui_lantern234: omfg im in love XD
 Strebenherz: beautiful
 TheAwkes: An DJ
 TheAwkes: Jock those Diskeys.
 Mai_Andra: "Give me your spiciest turkeys!"
Boopity: Running those _sick beats_
 iris_of_ether: Assuming that doesn't get muted I'll need to clip that later on better Internet
 iris_of_ether: The saddest turkey countdown
 RandomTrivia: The turkey sounds very worried
 RockPusher: ♫ gobble gobble gobble! ♫
Boopity: Oh no, I'm starting to hear human words in those gobbles
 TehAmelie: i can imagine the turkey struggling to remember the tune
 iris_of_ether: Are the tracks running at different speeds
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 iris_of_ether: That's a crash
abslomdaak42: Are the turkeys saying "Valgavoth"?
 KeytarCat: The attack of that lead is too long for the short notes?
 jacqui_lantern234: ooh, i love that drop
 jacqui_lantern234: 
Boopity: Oh god, the turkey got back into the club
Boopity: Who let it back in
 jacqui_lantern234: Coriander Dickinson, youre a gift and a delight XD 
 RandomTrivia: Truly, a collaborative work of genius
 iris_of_ether: Oh that's great
 Strebenherz: 200
 Strebenherz: Thank you XD
 TehAmelie: the day before thanksgiving at the turkey farm
 Strebenherz: it's the final cluckdown
 RandomTrivia: 
 Strebenherz: amazing
 TehAmelie: Pomp up the jam♫
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 LordZarano: rake Etymology 6 'The noun is a clipping of rakehell (“(archaic) lewd or wanton person, debauchee, rake”), from to rake (out) hell (“to search through hell thoroughly”), in the sense of a person so evil or immoral that they cannot be found in hell even after an extensive search: see rake (“to search through (thoroughly)”).' https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rake#Etymology_6
 TehAmelie: so "Rake at the gates of Hell" is a bit of an oxymoron
 TehAmelie: The Pogues get a pass for poetic license though
 seepete: Based rum?
Boopity: Correct, drums are indeed incredibly based.
silvertabbycat: Baste drum, for the turkey?
 Strebenherz: hababa
goombalax: love Kolbassa
 TehAmelie: but what about the treble?
 TehAmelie: and should we make "trebled" a thing, like "based"?
goombalax: Bass'd
Boopity: That's so trebled
 TehAmelie: meaning uncertain or questionable but impossible not to notice
 Strebenherz: hell yeah rock them beats
 seepete: jams will be pumped up
 TehAmelie: fresh roasted beets. with a little salt and vinegar
 seepete: why do I feel compelled to get my boogie on the floor all of a sudden?
 JadedCynic: pump up the turkey, pump it up now
 TehAmelie: i wish Philomena Cunk was real so she could hear this
 seepete: pump up the yams
 JadedCynic: of but the jam, it's cranberry, right?
Boopity: Oh my lord that DJ is breaking the sound barrier
 RandomTrivia: Yeah, there we go!
 JadedCynic: @seepete oh that's BETTER
 JadedCynic:            
 RockPusher: 
 iris_of_ether:    
 RandomTrivia:     
TheAinMAP: 
 newuser0420:        
 TehAmelie: ah, i just remembered this cool poster that manages to sound loud https://i.imgur.com/ZPeRDZN.png
 RandomTrivia: The phattest beat
abslomdaak42: Whoa
 TehAmelie: a vibrating font
 JadedCynic: a beat so phat, there is only ONE
 iris_of_ether: To shreds you say
 jacqui_lantern234: thanks for streaming, you two  yall are delightful
 RockPusher: Thank you Alex. Thank you Cori.
 iris_of_ether: Thank you for the stream!
 TehAmelie: 100 thanks for this weekly chaos
 RockPusher:   
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for joining us, Alex! 
 JadedCynic: thank you Alex, Cori & chat - you were all entertaining 
 iris_of_ether: 
 Strebenherz: Thank you for stream!
 Lysander_salamander: have a good afternoon!  Thanks for being here
TheAinMAP: !alex
  LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ Website: https://www.alexsteacy.com/ | Home stream: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexsteacy
 RandomTrivia: Most of us are too old for the internet, then 
 JadedCynic: Space Shipping is AWESOME
Ltntvandal: Agreed! Space Shipping is very good.
 jacqui_lantern234: CORI
 RandomTrivia: Chat always wants more Beej
 JadedCynic: (another goal I have once I reach 'can take care of myself' is to start gifting people copies of SpSh <3)
 RockPusher: Can't Horse February Club
 jacqui_lantern234: awww 
 iris_of_ether: 
 RockPusher:   
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cori and Alex!  
 TehAmelie: byee
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 Ashmantle:  
 Sethalidos: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Tonight join the cast of NaDtD for a special Season 3 Q&A! Game: Not a Drop to Drink) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (1:10 from now).
 TehAmelie: about enough time to watch Cunk on Life
cj_the_magic_man: !next
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