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creasehearst: that sure is a stream title
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GhassanPL: Such dubstep much wow
LadyAiluros: what in the world is this title
Tandtroll_OG: I...have questions
Sarah_Serinde: got an axe to grind about it?
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baskwalla: Oh hi
TXC2: Silver?
baskwalla: Howdy @TXC2
TXC2: hello baskwalla welcome
TXC2: Here we GO!
matthaus_c: very curious
mtvcdm: yo
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TXC2: !uno
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Wolfstrike_NL: And Serge!
lamina5432: morning miners
TXC2: Hello James
Strebenherz: Yo
matthaus_c: you're over 20, that's pretty old
mtvcdm: !patreon
mattyraft44: morning James serge.
protojman: hi James!
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CookieMom: Doin good. Got baking tonight. That'll be fun.
mtvcdm: Still named James, huh? Old hat but I can dig it
LurkerSpine:
100 Peanut Butter!
matthaus_c: 47 months is almost half a year
TXC2: Hello Serge
Sarah_Serinde:
this is apparently what we get when no one knows what to do for the stream
teammanfred: Can we collect Peanut Butter drops during the stream?
brieandbacon: @matthaus_c I wish it wasn't
matthaus_c: stoked to see if anything has /actually/ been planned
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Sarah_Serinde: According to Paul anyway, who said no one could tell him what they were actually doing today
mtvcdm: LRRBot, give them an idea for the stream because clearly they don't have one
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: You shouldn't let Beej read pamphlets.
matthaus_c: do you have oatmeal and mashed potatoes or something
CookieMom: Thank you for the reminder of posture for my back. XD
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Sarah_Serinde:
@mtvcdm I mean clearly they have one *now*, it's right there in the title
Wolfstrike_NL: How did you not eat?! Did you disappoint the sponsor?
mtvcdm: @Sarah_Serinde You're telling me that's an idea
matthaus_c: You Can (Not) Pick Right
GhostValv: wowie
GhassanPL: Peanut Butter the dog?
TXC2: a whole jar!
SAJewers: what brand of peanut butter?
Sarah_Serinde: It's certainly something
Tandtroll_OG: This sounds like a flurp stream suddenly
Tandtroll_OG: Glurp*
stippledotter: Is this why you didn't have breakfast? To be extra peanut butter motivated?
MungoDude: what no netherite?
Wolfstrike_NL: yes, you did not do netherite
rogerivany: No Netherite?
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matthaus_c: netherite would be so tedious
TXC2: Netherite is not real chat
mtvcdm: And yet no wool shovel. Someone should fix that.
matthaus_c: oh no
Genie_M: Build AND break all picks
mtvcdm: Oh, right sorry. Wool pickaxes!
Tandtroll_OG: Ooooo
MungoDude: I approve of this goal
brieandbacon: Fishaxe?
matthaus_c: may your Bastions be near
Sarah_Serinde: nice
matthaus_c: he's so wee
Wolfstrike_NL: Might as well do it on the server then, right?
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mrMorphius: Wow we've been punching trees for a while
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Wolfstrike_NL:
ty for the extra PiP
CookieMom: Can we get a Snerge cam?
Mr_Bitterness: Cool technology!
matthaus_c: can we get a couch cushion cam
Izandai: C O O L T E C H N O L O G Y
baskwalla: Jo cam when?
brieandbacon: Polar bear death
gualdhar: 25 minute challenge?
Tandtroll_OG: A sponge
Angreed66: Tnt and a redstone block?
RayFK: Deathmatch
baskwalla: Clock?
RayFK: 5 minutes of prep
Wolfstrike_NL: Cake?
mattyraft44: bucket of milk.
mtvcdm: Seed: boinkathon2025
Alness49: All the meat
CookieMom: AJamesAndSergeNewYears
phoenixfeather14: and a carrot!
Tandtroll_OG: What if carrot and bucket
matthaus_c: sponsored by MilkInBags
TXC2: bouquet of milf
LordZarano: All buckets would be an interesting bigger challenge
matthaus_c: txc!
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terribleplan: powdered snow too
phoenixfeather14: tadpole too
Tandtroll_OG: Pufferfish
matthaus_c: yea tadpole would be a big effort
brieandbacon: You can bucket psnow?
matthaus_c: tropical fish and axolotl are at least around the same areas
TheWooglie: GG James
TXC2: 1:43.37
LurkerSpine: James acting in the spirit of AGDQ
matthaus_c: bucket of milk WR no glitches
mtvcdm: Well, if you wanted a medium challenge, you should have seeded 'mediumchallenge'
Angreed66: Any 4 buckets split the difference
Tandtroll_OG: What about 4
Sarah_Serinde: You could rule that "empty" doesn't count
matthaus_c: you'll probably find some iron in a lush cave
Genie_M: 5 not empty
matthaus_c: 5buckets is a soundcloud rapper
Sarah_Serinde: yeah if you're doing 5 it makes more sense to count empty
brieandbacon: And there's fish in the sea
matthaus_c: footnote: eating shipwrecks will not help with anemia
rogerivany: I know I have shipwrecks as part of a balanced breakfast.
TXC2: it's like a public heath ad: "Shipwrecks: a good source of iron!"
matthaus_c: Creakings deal so much damage
phoenixfeather14: ooh, right! Lava bucket!
matthaus_c: it's a skill handicap
mtvcdm: Well, there's the ocean
TXC2: James' APM's will be down
matthaus_c:
I recently had friends experience Skeletons on Hard for the first time they did not like it
northos:
just need to set up a chat integration where we can spend bits or channel points to vote for which camera to show
Angreed66: As opposed to the subocean
mtvcdm: Objection, these seas look very low
northos: or which game capture I guess
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Narcuru: especially netherite
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Narcuru: i assume you need to have all 6 on you to finish
Narcuru: so you need to make 2 diamond picks
northos: ooooh icebergs
matthaus_c: it is Monument
matthaus_c: Ocean Monument specifically
Izandai: Ooh
matthaus_c: environmental storytelling
mtvcdm: Never punished
TheWooglie: how does he keep getting away with it?
stippledotter: Never punished!
GhassanPL: Give it a lick
brieandbacon: Give it a lick!
Natimus_Prime: But does the horse taste like raisins?
Izandai: Half-buried ship too, kinda neat.
GhassanPL: And rate it on the Lickability Scale
TXC2: what a ridiculous mechanic
Izandai: Jesus
mtvcdm: I almost feel the quicker way to iron would have been to just dig
northos: incredible treasure placement
Creature_Comforts:
Very well-hidden treasure
TXC2: that villager's life savings
Narcuru: staying in theme with this great environmental storytelling
mtvcdm: We just robbed a man
Xed_Regulus:
Hello, and Happy Tuesday, Miners & Crafters!!! What are we doing today?
TXC2: hello Xed_Regulus welcome
mtvcdm: We robbed a man and left his gold and jewels
MungoDude: you could punch a villager and he'll come to you
matthaus_c: the golem took the ship and went on an odyssey
matthaus_c: Caves & Cliffs did make caving for Iron so much more obnoxious
TXC2: pspspspspsps iron!
brieandbacon: If you hit a villager, will they try to spawn a golem?
GhassanPL: That's quitter talk
Barb4rian: So we're going for a bucket of everything that can be bucket?
MTGColorPie: Won't the villagers spawn another golem?
mtvcdm: !addquote (James) [now] Pigs don't give milk. We're out.
LRRbot: New quote #9236: "Pigs don't give milk. We're out." —James [2025-01-07]
northos:
does count?
Chesul: Simple James, just fine some carrots and you'll get some milk.
northos: stealth cow
GhassanPL: You can put fish in buckets? Man, I've not played this game in a while!
phoenixfeather14: could have let them spawn another golem
a_tapes: great bucket of cod is a great thing for a fisherman in a cartoon to yell
MungoDude: no, there's humourously no iron down there
matthaus_c:
you did select the world gen option for No Iron Ores
rogerivany: We're all going to die James.
mister_nibbles: what version are they playing on here
TXC2: mister_nibbles Java
mtvcdm: And thus the explorer 'Iron' James Turner perished in the briny deep, surrounded by all of the things he wasn't in search of.
matthaus_c: Java 1.21.4
MungoDude: now we just need an axolotl, or lava
Shurtal: what kind of peanut butter we talkin about?
TXC2: 14:26.69
TheAinMAP:
Izandai: Huh
Barb4rian: Cool world-gen
Izandai: ^
ritchards: bucket bucket milk bucket milk bucket milk
TXC2: how ironic
TXC2: the main event of the evening!
mattyraft44: let’s go team James!
CookieMom: Team Chaos!
MungoDude: wood, stone, iron, gold, diamond, netherite
rogerivany: Finding a Bastion is going to be fun
matthaus_c: manifesting a portal straight into a bastion
Narcuru: 4 scraps
matthaus_c: 4 scraps, 4 gold
Izandai: Four scraps
MungoDude:
you could alternatively trade for a diamond pickaxe, or kill the dragon and go endbusting
matthaus_c: netherite introduces some ungodly RNG
NimrodXIV: ew
matthaus_c: good ol' extreme hills
TXC2: "is that peanutbutter in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"
Volus_dude:
matthaus_c: very
TXC2: AND IT'S GOLD FOR CANADA!
Angnor33: Bastion Death: Very Likely.
matthaus_c: first to dodge all the Brutes wins
Angreed66: What if we don't want peanut butter to win?
TXC2:
Angreed66 then you get marmite
Volus_dude:
vegemite
Angreed66: What if you don't like any spreads
MungoDude: I thought that island in the distance was an upside-down ship for a moment
TXC2: James "shipwreck" Turner they call him
matthaus_c: High Rolls Turner
CookieMom: Just load up the world from Punch-A-Chunk and get the diamonds that way.
Volus_dude:
tyrsredritehand: The race to se who will be the Captain and who will be the swabbie.
MungoDude: F to pay off-hand respects
matthaus_c: oooh ruined portal?
matthaus_c: and a gold block!
Creature_Comforts: It still amuses me that gold doesn't mine gold
LurkerSpine: huh, would've thought the helmet would've been something to get for the nether
Diabore: so whats happening? is it a race to make every pick?
matthaus_c: yes
Narcuru: yep!
TXC2:
really thought James made a door out of sand there
MungoDude: gold though
TXC2: Diabore yes, every pick, Including Neitherite
Diabore: that was gonna be my followup, thanks
rogerivany: I don't find diamonds that often in shipwrecks
TXC2: it may not be the best route, but it's the James route
matthaus_c:
the dawn of recognition there was very good
MungoDude: I could be wrong, but I think breaking the treasure chest might prevent future maps you find from pointing to it
ritchards: Sheep or Village, next on LRL!
Narcuru: we've tested it before
matthaus_c: Sheep digivolves into Bed which digivolves into Village which digivolves into a Sheep with a Gun
TXC2: "after 10 years! the scroll of truth!" "this is the same map you already had" "nyaaaah!"
Narcuru: you have, least to my knowledge on your home stream
Narcuru: just an urban legend
rogerivany: I don't think it works
MungoDude: thanks Narcuru, I'll stop believing it then
ritchards: Next you'll be telling me James doesn't fall in holes!
Narcuru: now that's a truth you can believe
rogerivany: The map is in the middle, if the other 2 are there the map should be there.
ritchards: next step up in showdown quest: full set of each armour (not including chain)
matthaus_c: take a pumpkin pickaxe to the potato dimension
Chesul: It being on land doesn't make it not a ship.
TXC2: it's still a ship Serge
LurkerSpine: Never Trust Serge
stippledotter: Unless you play on peaceful, which just makes it a landmark 😎
matthaus_c: kindest beached shipwreck I've ever seen
TXC2: "several curses have triggered"
matthaus_c: they died right on top of the treasure D:
TheAinMAP:
rogerivany: you need the crafing table
Narcuru: its crafting table plus the iron
matthaus_c: netherrack ores will be coming in like 1.23.8
MungoDude: a little more wood could be helpful
matthaus_c: show me a lava pool
brieandbacon: We *do* like biscuinits
shendaras: survey says...
MungoDude: remember the old worldgen when redstone meant you were at a good level to find diamonds?
SnackPak_:
TXC2: a man is allowed to contain multitudes
raulghoulia: I'm a genius!. Oh no
chimenea1: !plan
LRRbot: A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.
TXC2: chimenea1 it's a race to get all 6 kinds of pickaxe
Angreed66: lrrbot with the sass
matthaus_c:
manifesting dropping into a deep dark now
chimenea1:
@TXC2 thank you
MehallD: chat, I just jammed my funny bone into my desk edge
TXC2: MehallD RIP
brieandbacon:
MehallD
Shurtal: "get" pickaxes, or have each of the kind in inventory at the same time?
TXC2: Gaze into Serge's void
Genie_M: The latter
Shurtal: gotcha
Bevarin: do you need 6 diamonds so you can have a diamond pick and a netherite pick at the same time?
Narcuru: yep
James_the_Dabbler: we all make mistakes in the heat of mining, char
matthaus_c: yes
matthaus_c: I'd go to the surface and cover more ground faster, lava lakes aren't rare enough to dissuade that
LordZarano: "All Swords" is an actual category, WR is 6 minutes 8 seconds (for 1.16+)
matthaus_c: ayo I'm getting paid?
Genie_M: Seeded run?
James_the_Dabbler: Maybe
tyrsredritehand: F
ExachixKitsune: omg they got the Peanut butter sponsorship
Master_Gunner: you fool
letsbelgo: oh you fucked up
TheAinMAP:
SymphonySolstice: why,
rogerivany: Sure don't
TXC2: !clips
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scuba_antney: Just a tiny whoops
baskwalla: you took a screen shot as you were digging down?
weekendjedi42:
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't hit 0 hitpoints.
matthaus_c: what baskwalla said
TXC2: too fucking late lrrbot
brieandbacon: I think you did
baskwalla: I don’t remember
MungoDude: you opened menu to check y level
SnackPak_:
baskwalla: Heck yeah
matthaus_c: he's a GENIUS
matthaus_c: he planned ahead
TimeToFry: Oh my god?
Master_Gunner: lucksack
Narcuru:
TXC2:
genius? or ?
DudelidouX: Also get water bucket this time...
MungoDude: a bucket of water
matthaus_c: this was calculated
brieandbacon: A water buckt
duckace11: that advice pull just furthers my theory that lrrbot is just a paul clone who lives 15 seconds in the future.
baskwalla: luckius
matthaus_c: I am not being paid to say James calculated for this
MungoDude: also USE the bucket of water
Angreed66: James is too used to having feather falling boots
MehallD: You'd think you'd be better a falling into holes by now
ExachixKitsune: meanwhile; serge just keeps mining
DudelidouX: What's funny is you went up to get a water bucket and didn't think to use it to go back down
matthaus_c: two things that trip me up a lot in new worlds are not having Respiration and not having Feather Falling
SymphonySolstice: you need iron for a bucket to get down there unless you want to dig
rogerivany: Too bad you can't make a gold bucket
DudelidouX: Could dig the sea into the pit
cassaclyzm: Classic minecraft hubris
matthaus_c: some sea wizard was trying really hard to link their portals
Narcuru: dig down next to the hole you made?
Angreed66: yep the 1x2 straight down with stone
MungoDude: it was like x-1600, cant remember z
brieandbacon: Can you MLG with a bed?
Natimus_Prime: cut a channel to fill the tunnel with water, then seal it off and ride the wave down
MungoDude: kill sheep make bed?
Angreed66: You might want more wood
ExachixKitsune: and not in the nether
brieandbacon: Oh, they aren't that bouncy
brieandbacon: Ride the boat down?
TXC2: so sleep takes precedent over death ?
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matthaus_c: oh god
matthaus_c: not a soul sand valley
TXC2: Neither in 40 mins, not bad
ExachixKitsune: you'll *nether* believe what happened to serge
rogerivany: (Plays Daft Punk)
matthaus_c: Serge could die at the Bastion
MungoDude: nah, you can find more diamond and gold before serge gets ancient debris
Quaseymoto: Tune din late, what's the goal line?
Angreed66: Serge can still die in a bastion and lose even more
letsbelgo: serge being too canadian nice. James messed up, you didn't!
GhostValv: 2 x DNF would be kinda funny
BlueFingers5: you can concede at instant speed
NimrodXIV: suspense
ExachixKitsune: de-spawn! de-spawn! de-spawn! >:3
matthaus_c: just like tantalus
Narcuru: @ExachixKitsune rude!
Narcuru: lol
mtvcdm: Get those clips ready...
ExachixKitsune: but would make for a good clip
TXC2: edging closer and closer
BlueFingers5: gottem
TXC2: Success!
baskwalla: Awesome
Genie_M: Wooooo
baskwalla: That hustle tho
SnackPak_:
Chesul: James, you just tossed a diamond pick!
phoenixfeather14: threw out the diamond pickaxe
TXC2: now watch James win
8000power: Is using chests banned?
NimrodXIV:
TXC2: 8000power pretty much
Narcuru: no he could make a chest
ExachixKitsune: also I just got here - what's the challenge? First to a netherrite pick?
Tandtroll_OG: Gold armor probably isn't bad for going into nether
Narcuru: all 6 picks
matthaus_c:
it's banned in the sense that neither of them are doing it
ExachixKitsune: ahh all 6 picks
TXC2: ExachixKitsune first to all 6 picks
ExachixKitsune: the urpick
ExachixKitsune: Has anyone at home played that game where you draw various tools, and people have to guess the tool from the drawing? Pick-tionary?
Tandtroll_OG: Oh right they have to get to a stronghold too and find the netherite upgrade scrap
TXC2:
ExachixKitsune boooo
ExachixKitsune: hehehehe
letsbelgo: man, james was so ahead
ExachixKitsune: all it takes is one person to get it and I am satisfied :3
brieandbacon: Top row
matthaus_c: top left
MungoDude: diamond not crafted into 2nd pick yet
SymphonySolstice: bring the sword with you
baskwalla: TMI
brieandbacon: Gold helmet?
matthaus_c:
that's also gonna be James' Nether
Narcuru: we have a gold chest
brieandbacon: Ah, thx
MungoDude: take the smithing table?
PsychoI3oy: block of gold for barter?
SpleenLord: Bring dymaite?
TXC2: !break
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TXC2: and we're back
LithelyUnshod: Trailer just went out for Ask Hank Anything; looks great
rogerivany: striders give string
ExachixKitsune: name of the game changed: be the 2nd person to die in lava
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matthaus_c: it's pretty amazing we haven't seen a saddle yet tbh
Angreed66: Whoever kills a strider loses the love of chat
ExachixKitsune: but if you kill the strider using leather, you'll be.... saddled with guilt
TXC2: bougie Serge Yager
matthaus_c: crash bandicoot ass gravel
rogerivany: Striders don't give sticks, flint or feathers.
SymphonySolstice: hi Warm Steves
Angreed66: more arrows
SymphonySolstice: (all striders are Warm Steve. to me)
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MungoDude: explore and hope
matthaus_c: my "strategy" is usually just checking a limited number of blocks in each quadrant
matthaus_c: basically explore and hope
brieandbacon: Be, or get, güd
ExachixKitsune: do they sell good at the store? i've not seen any where I am
Transmuted_Elf: what zone or biome do you feel could use a bit of a facelift/rework?
TXC2: Transmuted_Elf the end
MungoDude: the end
Strebenherz: the end
matthaus_c: riding a strider would be pretty sweet for your chances, but idk how rare it is to naturally find a saddled one
ElektroTal: i still haven't gotten to the end yet. i've barely made it to the nether
matthaus_c: endbusting can be lots of fun, but good god is it boring
JuneBlue58: Everything that isn't the overworld, IMO. Been playing the game for two months and decided that the Nether and the End are both just awful.
Angreed66: I like the end being sparse as it's on brand. All the modded ends I've seen ruin the feel
MungoDude: the end wouldn't need as much work as the nether got in 1.16, but like 10-20% of that effort would be nice
SymphonySolstice: there should be more weird plants in the end
ExachixKitsune: on the other hand, lots of end overhaul mods have added a bunch of fun stuff but also made them very noisy
JuneBlue58: The Nether in particular is atrocious. I've stopped caring about it because it's so utterly antagonistic to interesting gameplay.
ExachixKitsune: (yeah - noisy there being used as a bad)
Master_Gunner: I think they could do a lot with The End without adding new blocks - just use what's already in the game in new ways.
Jigokuro: Several end mods are stunningly beautiful, but not a lot more than that.
Angreed66: You go in a stright line so you don't go in circles
Angreed66: Well you see Serge they updated the nether.
rogerivany: saddle and strider and warped fungus on a stick may have bee the way to go.
Angreed66: If they had a saddle
brieandbacon: We still can't craft saddle?
MungoDude: you can fish for saddles, but it'd take a while
matthaus_c: striders sometimes naturally have saddles, but you can't count on it
matthaus_c: @brieandbacon sure can't
ExachixKitsune: not in the nether
SpleenLord: Serge "two Stronghold" Yeager
Quaseymoto: Go to stronghold, go to end, kill dragon, get elytra, make rockets, come back to search for bastion with flight. Faster?
matthaus_c:
absolutely not
brieandbacon: @quaseymoto I'd really hope not
TXC2:
finding the end portal is what makes that non-viable sadly
LordZarano: Would need Sodium-Extra to move the fog
Transmuted_Elf: do compasses do anything?
PsychoI3oy: extra useless in the nether
PsychoI3oy: unless you have the anchor thing
Angreed66: You gather a lot of blocks and build in a straight line till you see something
Master_Gunner: IIRC, there is a speedrunning trick to finding bastions (and strongholds).
matthaus_c: and might not have the Upgrade, and might not have enough Netherite
rogerivany: You have a lava bucket?
Angreed66: no odd numbers of cents
MungoDude: there's 100% chance that the chance is at least 50/50
matthaus_c: Serge looks different
Tandtroll_OG: I mean it's always 50/50, you either die or you don't
Angreed66: Not to mention you each still need 4 debris
matthaus_c: Forthold
MungoDude: stronghold is the way to the end
ExachixKitsune: @Tandtroll_OG *cries in probability mathemagician*
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matthaus_c:
look on the bright side, there could be a Rib Armor Trim in there
CookieMom: The tension is real right now.
Tandtroll_OG: I bet it's all just the same fortress that Serge keeps finding over and over again
PsychoI3oy: oh, it's james game audio
incslayer: Serge will be luckier
ExachixKitsune: Remember: StrongHOLDs hold the End portal. FortTRESSes have Buttresses holding up the pathways
matthaus_c:
well James hasn't found any Fortresses, he's the least lucky rn
Izandai: No they don't.
MungoDude: chat would've had to go back in the vods to find the coords
LordZarano: @Master_Gunner Whenever I've watched speedruns the trick they use is that if they don't find one in like 2 minutes they reset the run
Izandai: Fortresses don't have buttresses.
Angreed66: Baby mobs are the worst
ExachixKitsune: wait. yeah you're correct my apologies Izandai
LurkerSpine: I had the coords typed in chat ready to go but then you found the screen shot lol
Izandai:
matthaus_c: you can call anything a buttress if you don't harbour much respect for the word
MungoDude: I forgot we were watching Serge's pov for a minute
Tandtroll_OG: There are too many different names for Minecraft structures. We should just call them all legally distinct medieval defencive structure
Master_Gunner: @LordZarano That's a good trick, to be sure.
brieandbacon: The ghast noise could be coming from anywhere!
Tandtroll_OG: Or castle, for short
matthaus_c: who would be fastest, someone trying to find a Bastion or someone punching a Nether Chunk with Efficiency V
matthaus_c: assume frictionless spherical durability
Snouut: is the nether the same size as the overworld?
Izandai: Yes*
Tandtroll_OG: Hard to say, as the overworked is essentially limitless
DudelidouX: If Serge is going that way going any other way even a circle is better then following him.
Izandai: Minecraft worlds are distinctly finite.
ExachixKitsune: iirc there is actually a worldlimit...
MungoDude: the nether is 1/8th the width and 1/8th the length as the overworld
TXC2: the overworld is the size of Neptune
Tandtroll_OG: There is? Fascinating
Izandai: Yeah, there is an edge to Minecraft worlds.
matthaus_c:
oh I was thinking about a different exercise. someone trying to find a Bastion, someone else punching a Nether Chunk
LordZarano: The worldborder is the same distance from 0,0 in every dimension
ExachixKitsune: The first layer is the world border, which lies at X/Z ±29,999,984
Izandai: And the Nether is actually just as big as the overworld.
rogerivany: I'm sure you'll find the Bastion in a jif.
Snouut:
What actually is there at the edge of the MC world? Is there a giant wall of ice like on Earth?
MungoDude: it's different in different versions
Angreed66: you want to be around y=55
rogerivany: 32
TXC2: back in the bad old days there used to be the far lands
Izandai: ???????????????????
Izandai: I didn't know that was possible.
SnackPak_: shoot your shot
matthaus_c: that's fantastic
letsbelgo: take that pigs weird lava horse
sgowell: worth a shot
matthaus_c: it's all coming up Yager
SnackPak_: o7
matthaus_c: the strider... probably drops the saddle... right?
rogerivany: Striders give string
kalira77: serge no
TXC2: that strider looked so nervous
lamina5432: is there a second strider?
Snouut: @MungoDude Oh I see, thats cool.
Angreed66: Well Serge is a monster
ExachixKitsune: @TXC2 you would be too
kalira77: he was just a cold boi who wanted to go back to the lava
Angreed66: Now James must win
matthaus_c: Serge is now the heel
TXC2: ExachixKitsune indeed
TXC2: matthaus_c now?
rogerivany: @Angreed66 It wasn't a cat at least?
matthaus_c:
I was trying to give him /some/ credit
Snouut: stronghold james
Snouut:
not fortress
Angreed66: Serge has killed a cat in a previous item speedrun
madoxlenox: hey guys im looking for some people to start a new survival world with anyone interested?i play on xbox
Snouut: what actually makes the nether "terrifying" besides the lava? are mobs harder, pack more of a punch or just all of the above
matthaus_c: soul sand valleys are the absolute worst
letsbelgo: Its any zone but basalt
letsbelgo: basalt deltas
Angreed66: You can't sleep to avoid hostile mobs and there is a lot a verticality without the ability to use water
rogerivany: Have we ever punched a basalt chunk?
Snouut: @Angreed66 Oh yes ofc forgot about the water.
Tandtroll_OG: Soul sand is so annoying though
JuneBlue58: I don't rank them, the entire Nether sucks.
Snouut:
Just bring in a bed and sleep
SymphonySolstice: @snouut almost every mob is trying to kill you aggressively, also just more difficult terrain to navigate through
matthaus_c: jagged peaks is pretty fire
Tandtroll_OG: Serge killed like the only friendly thing in the nether
Snouut: @SymphonySolstice The verticality of the nether seems much large than the depths of the overworld.
ExachixKitsune: cry
Angreed66: You can use wooden ones
Snouut: I hope you are going Bastion hunting just to get the Pigstep disc
matthaus_c: the warped forest gets so many points over the crimson forest, just for being the most consistent source of pearls
LordZarano: IIrc if you go far into the nether and build a portal whose coords map to being outside the overworld's border it'll spawn the overworld side just inside the border
SymphonySolstice:
brieandbacon: Gotta be a bit sneaky beaky
Tandtroll_OG: Serge might also not get into this one
rogerivany: Hey. Wow
ExachixKitsune: last time I ran in and ran out, but I also had way more space
rogerivany: I hope he has a bucket of lava
SymphonySolstice: usually I block off as many pigs as I can with spare blocks
ExachixKitsune: yooo
letsbelgo: mothership incoming
TXC2: CARRIER HAS ARRIVED
SnackPak_: gaming
SymphonySolstice: mlg??
juzztshay: coords check?
northos:
the lack of sound on Serge view is a bit spooky with ghasts around
letsbelgo: they are tiny
brieandbacon: They're so small
letsbelgo: we can't see
matthaus_c: they've very small coords
TXC2: chat see shit James
rogerivany: We couldn't see them
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TheMerricat: so this might be backseating but don't these things spawn along a grid? even if you aren't near serge's location, you might be close to the line his bastion is on....
rogerivany: -955 -700
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Tandtroll_OG: I kind of want to see Serge maybe die
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Angreed66: For the strider
SymphonySolstice: I believe in serge
matthaus_c: strider justice
stevestein:
@rogerivany And a Y coordinate of 62, in case that's relevant
matthaus_c: oooo dramatic
matthaus_c: there could still be a treasure structure somewhere, but it's risky
Angreed66: I mean you sort of have to?
juzztshay: is template only in treasure room or any chest?
DudelidouX: 10% in any chest but 100% in treasure chest
rogerivany: Any chest I think...but doesn't necessarily have to be there
matthaus_c: @DudelidouX this is correct
matthaus_c: treasure being the structure with the magma block spawner
scuba_antney: Google says it's guaranteed to spawn in treasure chest, and 10% chance in other chests??
matthaus_c: they are not
scuba_antney: At the bottom
Angreed66: They definitely aren't
Kazman20a: treasure room, in the bottom
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matthaus_c: the Treasure structure is that one with a big lava pool and a Magma Block spawner
matthaus_c: doesn't always spawn
Angreed66: Brutes don't need a reason to hate players
TXC2: everyone form a queue
BrowneePointz: things that can be said about Minecraft AND Halo!
BrowneePointz: Serge you're a Coward
Angreed66: Cowards live so ergo rip Serge
brieandbacon: Bravely bold Sir Robin
Tandtroll_OG: This is a real nail biter
matthaus_c: scattered within the structure, possibly blocked off, and in structures that maybe haven't spawned
creasehearst: the big treasure room is typically at the bottom in a pool of lava with magma slime spawners
ExachixKitsune: there's sometimes an "offshoot" structure
ExachixKitsune: usually with a bridge
LordZarano: There are 4 types of Bastion Remnant. Bridge, Housing, Stables, & Treasure
matthaus_c: you might have gotten an awful baby one
Angreed66: lava oceans are great since you can go straight
TXC2: Magic the craftining
Pywodwagon: you need the jace skin back
BlueFingers5: you've both cast Really complicated fetch lands
matthaus_c: if nothing else, there's striders there
Angreed66: but you don't cast lands
LithelyUnshod: The Hermits had a TCG one season
TXC2: BlueFingers5 A Shaharezad level fetch land
matthaus_c: win all of our hearts? you /killed/ a Strider!
Angreed66: That's impossible you killed a strider
letsbelgo: You're ridiculous
letsbelgo: Rollin'
Strebenherz: could you make netherrite picks without the bastion thing at one point?
Angreed66: No James just needs to travel along the x axis from the fortress
Angreed66: Now*
PsychoI3oy: Strebenherz, yes, you used to not need a crafting template thingy
Sarah_Serinde: @Strebenherz Yes, templates didn't used to exist, you'd just add netherite to your pick
matthaus_c: @Strebenherz yeah, once you find one Template you can duplicate it infinitely with Diamonds
Strebenherz: gotcha thank y'all
matthaus_c: oh I may have misread the question
matthaus_c: the most important rule is to not suffocate
BrowneePointz: Tip 1: Go watch Dark Crystal
BrowneePointz: Tip 2: Watch More Dark Crystal
BrowneePointz: then you can be a real Strider Rider
Angreed66: it triggers on *using the fishing rod*
GhostValv: D:
Strebenherz: CRIMINAL
brieandbacon: Monster!
Juliamon: It froze to death
Tandtroll_OG: Winning all our hearts, he said
Sarah_Serinde:
matthaus_c:
he didn't hide you, he just made you smaller
brieandbacon: James Turner.
Riiiiiiis: that's not an Aye Aye
TXC2:
Canada has Extradition laws with Minecraft world right?
tyrsredritehand: The mighty Bofadeez
matthaus_c: ooooh and it's HUGE
TXC2: a mere 1000 blocks
Tandtroll_OG: Oh my gosh it's so big
DudelidouX: Is this a treasure one?
matthaus_c: this might be Treasure or Bridge
TXC2: Usal has found a big one
Angreed66: You can just dig in and block off if you encounter mobs
LithelyUnshod: Looks like a treasure one
SymphonySolstice: trap big pig in a room
DudelidouX: This the center of the room next to you right now is the big treasure room
Angreed66: Starting at the bottom is better imo
rogerivany: I'd pillar to the top.
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matthaus_c: starting at the bottom is faster to get to the treasure, but it's so risky
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
LurkerSpine: Did Serge win?
Angreed66: pillaring means you can be shot off
Angreed66: it's at the bottom
VoicedOtter: Morning chat, James and co
DudelidouX: It's at the bottom of the treasure bastion
TXC2: hello VoicedOtter welcome
matthaus_c: the nomenclature is confusing. the Treasure Room is what James is looking at rn
VoicedOtter: Thanks. I hope everyone is well
constablecrab: look unfit the hold blocks
Pywodwagon: this room is hell
constablecrab: unfit
matthaus_c: well that's the one that's 100% to hold the Template
DudelidouX: Going from the side would be better this side is the side of the spawner
LithelyUnshod: That's where the template it though
Dalrint: Tragedy Room Approaching
mtvcdm: That's quitter talk
mtvcdm: Just don't get hit
matthaus_c: if these 20-something speedrunners can do it I believe in you too
constablecrab: I don’t know how you do this without arrows
mtvcdm: TPK! TPK!
matthaus_c: @constablecrab carefully!
constablecrab: I believe the template should be in a chest hidden under the gold blocks.
LithelyUnshod: There might be a couple at the top, but the template is at the bottom
DudelidouX: Pretty sure it's the only one that's 1100% the other will be 10%
Sarah_Serinde: they know that
matthaus_c: if James is lucky he could roll it off the 10%ers too
DudelidouX: *100
matthaus_c: bastions really are a hell of a thing
Dalrint: Leroy Jameskins?
TXC2: we're in!
matthaus_c: Wind Charges have made me so much happier to explore them
DudelidouX: The other chest are mostly across the bridge
matthaus_c: terrifying
matthaus_c: yeah, where those piglin are
rogerivany: At least 3 brutes on the other side
Master_Gunner: just punch the bastion down
SnackPak_:
Sarah_Serinde:
Barb4rian:
Tandtroll_OG: They look very hungry for James flesh, those piggies
matthaus_c: the loot is where those piglin are
TXC2:
James please finish the bridge it's making me very nervous
Barb4rian: They smell your fear
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rotarysorter: spleef time
farmall_farmer: spleef them
matthaus_c: this is great television
Transmuted_Elf: tnt to take care of them?
SnackPak_:
TXC2:
time
rotarysorter: wait does that not anger the other ones lol
Sarah_Serinde:
matthaus_c: the plot thickens
TXC2: be brave James
NimrodXIV:
Chesul: I believe you're meant to make a nether portal and get some food from the overworld?
uchihab7: its obvious, eat the rich
rogerivany: Leave a gap and kill from a distance
Angreed66: There's more arrows to clear the treasure room
ElektroTal: so what are we doing?
matthaus_c: searching for Netherite and the Netherite Smithing Template
TXC2: ElektroTal speedruning to get all 6 kinds of pickaxe
TXC2: Serge is in the lead
rogerivany: Might be on the other side of the wall there
matthaus_c:
be brave and go down to the Treasure
Dalrint: Suicide Charge the chest at the bottom
matthaus_c: the tight corridors are very deadly
LithelyUnshod: 11
matthaus_c: wiki says "On average, Y-level 16 has the most ancient debris."
ElektroTal: oh, so we're hunting netherite?
MungoDude: I thought it was like 15
rogerivany: I usually did 15 for netherite
Tandtroll_OG: You used to place beds at 14
TXC2: ElektroTal Serge is yes, James is still trying to deal with this Bastion
matthaus_c: doing great James
TXC2: you got this James!
ExachixKitsune: Time for another episode of bed, blast, and beyond
rotarysorter: Super slow tunneling could get ya in there
LithelyUnshod: That makes sense. I was using dynamite so it's not as precise
maefly2: Watch for ones dropping from above
matthaus_c: GO JAMES
TXC2: lets go!
LurkerSpine: did James just put a pick he needed in?
Barb4rian: LFG
Genie_M: Yoink
juzztshay: Let’s gooooo!
brieandbacon: Did you put a diamond pick in there?
Chesul: James, you left your second diamond pick in the chest!
PsychoI3oy: oh nooo
Narcuru: you left it in the chest
DudelidouX: you put them in the chest
Sarah_Serinde: oh no
Tandtroll_OG: Like a thief in the night
Stratavarius: You put it in the chest
Narcuru: you left it in the chest yes
Chesul: you swapped it for the upgrade, yeah.
rotarysorter: Once more into the breach
DudelidouX: you put both
matthaus_c: yep
Narcuru: that you just looted
gsyhiap: Yep
matthaus_c: of all the items to slap in there
PsychoI3oy: GG
matthaus_c: HELL yeah
MungoDude:
Sarah_Serinde:
well fought
DudelidouX: We told you to dig into that room from the start
TXC2: 1 hour 57 min 19,56 secs
gsyhiap:
baskwalla: Amazing back and forth
juzztshay: WOWWWW
DudelidouX: Was it that hard?
rogerivany: I think you put the gold one in there as well
juzztshay: ultimate comeback
Alness49: The "It's So Over" to "We're So Back"
Chesul: Serge, I think you were just standing on a debris?
Genie_M: And great timing too
matthaus_c: the Template was guaranteed, the Ingot was not
TXC2: was never in doubt after James died
Tevildo: GG 3 for 3
rotarysorter: jamessweep
rogerivany: I'm impressed no one died in the bastion
DudelidouX: 38.6%
matthaus_c: the Netherite Ingot was a 38.6% chance there
Alness49: It's the new Punch a Chunk
Genie_M: Now to break all of them digging
juzztshay: not to mention hitting the brute into the lava
juzztshay: on a single arrow
PsychoI3oy: I just remembered the easiest category of Factorio speedrun, Steelaxe %
DudelidouX: Yea digging straight into that room is one of the safe way to loot the treasure room
juzztshay: oh nice!
shendaras:
JuneBlue58: Serge killed two striders, riding one doesn't count.
7gorobei: mineoclock biathalon. punch a chunk then the pickaxe race
DudelidouX: Is there another chest?
rogerivany: Serge rode multiple striders
TXC2:
pretty sure not mudering Striders makes James the winner, but ok
Angreed66: I'm so glad strider killing serge didn't get rewarded for it
LithelyUnshod: #6pickchallenge
matthaus_c: a victory for all Strider enjoyers out there
juzztshay: great idea
Genie_M: Someone mentioned that 6 swords is a speedrun category
TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Serge
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LordZarano: "All Swords" is an actual speedrun dot com category
brieandbacon: Only two diamonds needed
Genie_M: You don't dig with them
ExachixKitsune: When you were in the mines speedrun dot com was studying the blade
Genie_M: And still need a pick
brieandbacon: Sorry, yes
LordZarano:
rogerivany: Is there a Flan at least?
brieandbacon:
Finish Raft?
Strebenherz: alright alright?
GapFiller: Uno said he wd be on nxt week while homestreamign yesterday
mtvcdm: !advice
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TXC2: shut up slack
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stevestein: No one knows what Adam's doing
mtvcdm: Adam talked to his cat
creasehearst: he said Mystery Box at the end of the Q&A stream
crono3453: Don't tell him that
GapFiller: certainly nobody tells Adam what to do
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Anubis169: ooo canlander
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LordZarano: They'll love this in Vatican City, surely
brieandbacon: If you wanna sweep the nation, get a broom
Anubis169: what is minecraft's userbase in Holy See?
ExachixKitsune: @Anubis169 and is any land in minecraft thusly consecrated?
7gorobei: niue only 1800 people
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Anubis169:
pretty sure you could make a wonderful replica of some of the statue work in there
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