Nigouki: E G G ?
RockPusher: PrideGive tqsEgg PrideTake
RockPusher: !findquote egg
LRRbot: Quote #8178: "I will handle the egg." —James [2022-08-20]
Nigouki: you know, "Egg Squeeze" would be a great name for a game about mental health and cognitive behavioral therapy
GasCityGaming: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Egg Squeeze) at Tue 01:30 PM PST (33s ago).
RockPusher: "You will be graded relative to your synergy with the eggs." is sure a sentence :D
TheAinMAP: Signal
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrTrianglewreath
iris_of_ether: Hekki Almo, everyone
RockPusher: "Infinite Squeeze mode"
iris_of_ether: Oh wait, last minute swerve. I'm cool with foxmarEG
mtvcdm: Ooh yes, this game
Sarah_Serinde: I don't know this game but it's a Cori choice and it sounds weird, so I'm very here for it :D
KeytarCat: egge
Juliamon: I don't think I've ever been let down by a Cori choice
Sarah_Serinde: same
mtvcdm: Eight and a half years ago, Cori witnessed Beej crack a raw egg acquired from an A&W food court onto a life-hack breakfast. Today, the circle finally closes.
mtvcdm: I did see this game once in a Steam discovery queue of mine
accountmadeforants: Wheeler just went live as well. Coincidence? I think- so! wheelerFry
Juliamon: (I guess it tracks that a game dev would have a good eye for interesting games)
DideRobot: LRR: Cori is here to talk and squeeze eggs. 🥚 https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113789204522237485
mtvcdm: Looks like this was officially djalternative's nomination in the Discord thread.
Sarah_Serinde: I still fondly remember the Cori-curated W+P from years ago
TheAinMAP: lrrDOTS lrrCirclewreath lrrTrianglewreath rebell1Eggs
mowdownjoe: E G G
RockPusher: PrideGive tqsEgg PrideTake
mtvcdm: (we do have a 'Cool Games For Cori' nomination thread in the Discord, in the videogames channel)
JadedCynic: hwwo
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Professor_Colin: Waszaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
mtvcdm: !discord
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Juliamon: djalternative, famously of 4D Golf suggestion fame
Sarah_Serinde: tqsEgg
RockPusher: hair-to-hair, egg-to-egg
RockPusher: Eggs are back on the menu!!!
mtvcdm: Eggs are soooooo in
accountmadeforants: 1000xResist is out, 1000xEggs are in
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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accountmadeforants subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
accountmadeforants: Oh, I frequently think every now and then of the glorious fruit of the noble hen eggs, eggs, E, double-G, S-eggs.
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RockPusher: TTSF where Ian builds a custom egg-troller
Redbassist: lrrEFF
Juliamon: RockPusher Orb 2.0: Egg
accountmadeforants: Surely this calls for a Joycon so you can do that one milking gesture from 1-2-Switch to squeeze the eggs
mtvcdm: Egg: 1
schordash: 🥚👀
mtvcdm: thump
schordash: causeiLaugh SeemsGood
mtvcdm: Drink the egg's tasty heart blood
Sarah_Serinde: :D
schordash: causeiLaugh
schordash: lrrFINE
accountmadeforants: Ah, Blackjack
CaptainSpam: Well, you can't make an egg squeeze game without breaking a few eggs.
Nigouki: x_x
Juliamon: To make an omelette you're gonna have to squeeze a few eggs. To death.
Gadora: EGG SQUEEZE.
schordash: ✖️➖✖️
goombalax: I love that you have to get to 30 thousand eggs
mtvcdm: The music is eggsquisite
schordash: lrrXmasbart
goombalax: oooh ok
goombalax: you get more egg score than that
RockPusher: Egg Synergy… Eggergy?
schordash: this music is w i l d
RockPusher: Syn-eggy
Sarah_Serinde: "squoze" is a stronge word
Sarah_Serinde: durable
mtvcdm: oontz oontz oontz
DaxStrife: Glad Ian's not here, he'd be making theme songs out of this music.
schordash: causeiDance
accountmadeforants: I do wonder if there's actually a way to tell
Singenmeister: @rockpusher There’s no need for buzzwords here.
schordash: causeiDance causeiDance causeiDance
mtvcdm: So would you say.... we're playing egg chicken?
Singenmeister: lrrFRUMP
accountmadeforants: If it's a shift in the BPM or volume it'd have to be *very* subtle, because I can't tell
schordash: ngl this feels very close to what video game lrr would ultimately make <~ <
Juliamon: accountmadeforants I'm gonna say no, just because it would be a less interesting game if there was
RockPusher: mtvcdm a regular old chicken-with-the-egg problem
Juliamon: dang!!
Boopity: Hello chat, what on earth?
Juliamon: Welcome! We're squeezing eggs!
schordash: @Boopity 🥚 causeiPoint
Singenmeister: Ceiling egg doing Xtreme sports today
QuixoticScrivener: is this just the price is right, but egg?
mtvcdm: It looks like anywhere from 5-10 seconds is our range here and from that we just have to gamble.... but then along comes a 3.99.
Juliamon: The name of the game describes the game
accountmadeforants: @Juliamon I'm going to withhold judgement for now on whether this is interesting :D (beyond the incredible vibes)
Boopity: Ah yes, of course
schordash: lrrXmasbart
accountmadeforants: All in a good day's work
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
RockPusher: Good Job, I Guess
CaptainSpam: lrrHORN
DipneaDragon: a real egg squeezy
schordash: SUBtember
mtvcdm: No, that's what we don't want to do!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
mtvcdm: um
accountmadeforants: Ah, of course it'd be Egg Co.
tyrsredritehand: Normal capitalism.
DaxStrife: Oh boy, consequences!
Singenmeister: Are we sure this isn’t a Frog Fractions sequel?
mtvcdm: So we can make a frenzy check now
Juliamon: Too normal and cohesive for Frog Fractions
goombalax: I bet day 3 is going to punish you for not squeezing enough
mtvcdm: Oh very good
mtvcdm: 92% efficiency
mtvcdm: Nice egg!
mtvcdm: Do we?
accountmadeforants: I hope there's an egg that cracks in half a second
iris_of_ether: Nice egg!
accountmadeforants: The chosen squeezer!
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS
CaptainSpam: EGG'D
v_nome subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 66 months!
v_nome: EGG
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, v_nome! (Today's storm count: 24)
niccus: are the Dizzy games talking sim material?
TehAmelie: hay guise what are you doin
accountmadeforants: I stand by my earlier take that this would be significantly improved by using a Joycon and doing that mliking thing from 1-2-Switch
tyrsredritehand: What does ceiling egg think of this?
iris_of_ether: M'egg
TehAmelie: [ceiling egg disapproves]
mtvcdm: M'egg
Boopity: This sound design is really doing it for me for some reason. I don't know _what_ exactly it's doing, but it is.
accountmadeforants: Hopefully nothing
Juliamon: The number seems relevant
Sarah_Serinde: pfft
Lord_Hosk: hello
Mishapp53: EGGLOL
mtvcdm: LFG
goombalax: EGG GOAT
zer0killstreams: i see no difference
SunsetOcelot: EGG?
Amentur: EGG?
NorthstarTex: LFG
Redbassist: EGG?
TehAmelie: eggoat
RockPusher: egg goat
Nigouki: when did we sign the consent form?
Radjack: Eggroll!
accountmadeforants: U GOOD
DaxStrife: Squeeze left.
zer0killstreams: egg goat
iris_of_ether: Egggg g g
Juliamon: Nice work
v_nome: eggroll
Redbassist: YOU'RE GOOD
NorthstarTex: Nice Arm
Boopity: EGG GOAT 🥚
sporkraptor: egg goat
mtvcdm: Nice arm!
Xhirup: what egg is this?
sporkraptor: wtf is this
goombalax: wheelerFry
accountmadeforants: EGGG
EvilBadman: OMG SQUEEZE ALREADY
Redbassist: DM egg
Brozard: We're playing Egg Squeeze but not Mayonnaise Hole?
Lord_Hosk: Chat wont like that
sporkraptor: crazy
ghyllnox: At least they're not saying show feet?
sporkraptor: show egg
iris_of_ether: Bad egg
mtvcdm: Sexy egg
accountmadeforants: Apparently the speedrun record for this game is 8 minutes
CaptainSpam: I'm really assuming the Egg Meter is complete nonsense.
TehAmelie: show yolk?
andrew subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 77 months!
andrew: SQUEEZE 👏 THAT 👏 EGG 👏
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, andrew! (Today's storm count: 25)
sporkraptor: lfg?
mtvcdm: What game is this?
GasCityGaming: dang i might have enough credit on steam to just get this lol
NorthstarTex: Egg.
goombalax: ()
goombalax: ( )
sporkraptor: need 2 heals
iris_of_ether: LFG
Redbassist: 🥚🥚🥚
Invitare: what *does* purple mean?
EvilBadman: 🥚🥚🥚🥚
VeryBadLifeChoices: ( )
Niahlah: what the hell is THIS
QuietJay: egg go up
goombalax: what does that have to do with the price of egg
mtvcdm: To the mooooooooon!
Juliamon: The title of the game explains the game
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: i typically take purple eggs to mean "it's easter time"
tyrsredritehand: Is this just new Blazball?
Amentur: DIAMOND EGG HANDS
MajorFrostbyte: Who chat's it better? E G G or Twitch?
niccus: i wonder how directly this inspired stimulation clicker
sporkraptor: eggdex
zer0killstreams: you guys find the weirdest games
EvilBadman: god imagine if the live chat had twitch integration
mtvcdm: Well you don't want to shet short squeezed
EricTheOrange: EG
sporkraptor: egg tuah
Sarah_Serinde: aww
mtvcdm: You squoze the egg
Radjack: Egg Tuah? Oh now
NiceMrCaput: I have no idea what I'm experiencing
Redbassist: WOW
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
sporkraptor: was kicked
EvilBadman: Thanks Mods
mtvcdm: At least that chat has mods
tyrsredritehand: Ban in game chat
Invitare: M'egg
accountmadeforants: I like that the chat has both "Was banned" and "Was kicked"
Amentur: M'EGG
Invitare: *tips fedora*
EricTheOrange: M'EGG
mtvcdm: !clip
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accountmadeforants: Kappa Kappa
RockPusher: tqsStonks tqsEgg tqsStonks
Redbassist: Sunny
sporkraptor: egg donations XD
EvilBadman: Can't believe we're in 2025 judging the price of eggs in video games. Is this woke?
Juliamon: DONATIONS
iris_of_ether: Squoze
Sarah_Serinde: or they're sending fake donation messages
accountmadeforants: They donated 84 eggs!
QuixoticScrivener: I could make a political statement about the price of egg. but I won’t.
EvilBadman: @QuixoticScrivener I gotchu
mtvcdm: Shoutout to EGG3
CaptainSpam: Cheer100 Cheer100 Cheer100 Egg.
Redbassist: Egg upp
NorthstarTex: egg go up
Wolfstrike_NL: egg
GhostValv: Egg Up~
sporkraptor: this is so intense and weird XD
Lord_Hosk: Captain spam! thanks for the 300 egg!
accountmadeforants: Maybe if we wait long enough chat will just give us all the eggs without us having to squeeze
johnnylongtorso: eggs are complicated, they should cost like $100 each
mtvcdm: Our chat is getting more viewers as we get more egg
Juliamon: I think dolLRRs need to be renamed to eggs
Redbassist: 21
sporkraptor: stonks
MajorFrostbyte: Of all the egg squeezing games I've seen, I can't deny this is the best???
Boopity: "What is going on?" is the correct response
EvilBadman: @Juliamon This is wheeler infringment
sporkraptor: l'egg
niccus: it's in close competition with arctic eggs
JKBalch: Is this a metaphor for cryptocurrency?
mtvcdm: That chat is definitely getting larger
Azralorne subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months!
Azralorne: E G G
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Azralorne! (Today's storm count: 26)
Sarah_Serinde: uh oh
sporkraptor: oh no
mtvcdm: oh no now what
Lord_Hosk: are you going to get a sponsor?
EvilBadman: oh no we're hitting enshittification
TehAmelie: don't trust the eggheads
Azralorne: my ears are bleeding lol
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART ...... what the absolute BUS is this?
schordash: ah!! that’s what this voice reminds me of— Gir from Invader Zim causeiLaugh
mtvcdm: Gambling?
mtvcdm: I'm in!
Juliamon: The title of the game explains the game
CaptainSpam: lrrGREED
EricTheOrange: hubris
Nigouki: Red Dragon Inn is next week btw :V
MajorFrostbyte: Gamble those eggs!
TehAmelie: why does this seem like a game Cori would have made?
Redbassist: Don't tell me the odds
EvilBadman: messy crit incoming
Boopity: Tragic
Azralorne: Daaaaaaamn
sporkraptor: nooooooo
schordash: lrrJUDGE
NorthstarTex: o7
Sarah_Serinde: benginRip
RandomTrivia: Aw, you wound up with egg on your face
tyrsredritehand: lrrJUDGECALL
johnnylongtorso: all your eggs in one basket
Lord_Hosk: Someone shot your egg?
Azralorne: @EvilBadman well you weren't wrong
sporkraptor: that was going to be a two million egg squeeze but no...
CaptainSpam: @EvilBadman Nah, just a mess. :D
mtvcdm: And thus is a lesson to us all: never trust venture capitaleggsm.
SunsetOcelot: God does not squeeze eggs. - Albert Einstein
Azralorne: purp
schordash: when the homies shoot your egg 😔
Boopity: This is like the world's most intense number go up implementation
BrowneePointz: Oh this game!
Boopity: @BrowneePointz You say that like it's normal Kappa
Azralorne: @BrowneePointz of course you would know what this is lol
BrowneePointz: I watch a lot of Streamers like Barry who love indies
BrowneePointz: so yes, I do
Redbassist: 000
johnnylongtorso: "oh, of course, the egg squeezing game"
QuietJay: 99!
Lord_Hosk: WAR?
mtvcdm: OH MY
CaptainSpam: WAR!
Boopity: Oh no
schordash: lrrXmasbart
Azralorne: don't do a war
Mangledpixel: what is it good for?
dreezebreeze: egg
accountmadeforants: yaaaay
TehAmelie: we went too far!
schordash: causeiGrenadeEgg causeiPoint causeiMDoingMyPart
e_bloc: one two three for I declare an egg war
Lord_Hosk: You lost war!
v_nome: Everything change when the egg nation attacked
Redbassist: In this eggconomy?!
tyrsredritehand: War is declared!
GhostValv: egg war. egg war never changes...
sporkraptor: eggwar
iris_of_ether: One two three four/I declare an egg war
johnnylongtorso: undereasytale
mtvcdm: Great job Cori, you started a war
TehAmelie: i egg marchin' anymore
accountmadeforants: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
Azralorne: Cori you're the worst lol
EricTheOrange: it's more a jabba thing
johnnylongtorso: te Jabba no badda!
Azralorne: it is getting star warsy that's for sure
EvilBadman: the fuck cuono care
schordash: but… could say “my taquitos!!” x)
BrowneePointz: Okay I need Cori to be on a Star Wars Dice Friends where she plays a Cyborg, a Droid, or some kinda lil gremlin that only speaks Huttese
JKBalch: And netflix just subtitles this [foreign language]
mtvcdm: 77% is high
TehAmelie: haha imagine this is Cuno's dream
goombalax: 77 or higher tho
sporkraptor: next star wars npc: confirmed
EricTheOrange: gambling always pays off
RandomTrivia: lrrCOW
Azralorne: @JKBalch so accurate
sporkraptor: cheepa nani gooba
TehAmelie: i think this is the sort of dream you'd have if you manage to go to sleep on amphetamine
CaptainSpam: War. War never changes.
Azralorne: what is happening with anything?!
Boopity: "What is happening with war" - Coriander Dickinson
johnnylongtorso: 99% of squeezers quit before they're an egg
sporkraptor: green team is not good at war I guess
mtvcdm: I also notice, the screen is getting more static-y as we lose eggsanity,
sporkraptor: need more heals
PipPosit subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 42 months!
PipPosit: egg
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Redbassist: ( )
Nigouki: i still don't know what purple means D:
johnnylongtorso: @mtvcdm Eggternal Darkness: Sanity's Reggqueim
kimmibeans: Nothing about this game makes sense, but it is weirdly addictive
Sarah_Serinde: Too much push!
accountmadeforants: War, huh, yeah! What is it good for!
schordash: NotLikeThis
accountmadeforants: Green side has won before
jacqui_lantern234: hey friends! reminder that yall are loved in all the ways you need <3
RandomTrivia: benginChamp
sporkraptor: lol no
accountmadeforants: Lmao, no
RandomTrivia: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
CaptainSpam: Nobody WINS in war, Cori.
mtvcdm: War has no winners Cori
Mangledpixel: no, we cannot
Sarah_Serinde: I refuse to do math
sporkraptor: I can not do math
accountmadeforants: The real victory was the elimination of the Red Threat
TehAmelie: i hope at the end we find out how many eggs we went through
sporkraptor: nope
sporkraptor: sorry
Boopity: It's just there for the zoomers with low attention span who need like 10 different things happening on screen
Redbassist: War profiteering cori? Tsk tsk
JKBalch: Eggsanity is going up
schordash: but the smidgen of dopamine was nice, right?
sporkraptor: none of this makes the slightest bit of difference or sense
EricTheOrange: nice pixelated Kappas
schordash: causeiLaugh causeiDance
andrew: winning war seems like it might restore eggsanity?
DEATHlikescats: ratewoNderBirdDance
jacqui_lantern234: hope yall have had a fantastic day so far ^_^
schordash: StinkyGlitch
kimmibeans: Eggsanity increases with each successful egg squeeze
Boopity: For real. We need to get live bees into this game somehow
andrew: ahh it’s just successes then, got it
TehAmelie: wait, the war meter thing is just like Universal Paperclip in the space drone phrase
Boopity: @jacqui_lantern234 No u!
sporkraptor: the eggs are filled with bees
RandomTrivia: frend?
mtvcdm: We have a friend!
schordash: GayPride jacqui_lantern
iris_of_ether: escher3BUZZ escher3BUZZ escher3BUZZ
RandomTrivia: oh no, annoying frend
andrew: the look of war feels like a reference to unlimited paperclips
jacqui_lantern234: @Boopity no u most times the largest infinity
sporkraptor: liar
RandomTrivia: what
JKBalch: I think the endgame is where the entire screen is covered in extras
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
mtvcdm: Go away capitalism!
kimmibeans: Buddy is just there to mess with
schordash: StinkyGlitch uuuurghhh
TehAmelie: are our eggs Von Neumann drones?
jacqui_lantern234: LUL WHAT
sporkraptor: the egg buddy LIES
kimmibeans: nothing on the screen makes sense
EvilBadman: eggbaited
TehAmelie: 399 spells EGG
sporkraptor: meeka beeki nooba
Sarah_Serinde: You mean they're not even paying us for these experiments? Hmph
kimmibeans: it is all there to confuse you and distract your egg-telepathy
schordash: SplashTail we impressed the bosses??
Boopity: Paid in E G G
mtvcdm: Go away BRAND
TehAmelie: oh no, tasks
MajorFrostbyte: You can do 65% no probs
Azralorne: coward
GasCityGaming: it's only 5x
accountmadeforants: It looks like you're squeezing an egg. Would you like help? 🥚 📎
EricTheOrange: gmbling always pays off
RandomTrivia: Would "champ" have been better or worse?
JKBalch: no?
schordash: hasPray
Boopity: A fate worse than death
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW called out
Azralorne: see the random person gets it
mtvcdm: (egg co will remember this)
Boopity: Oh god
iris_of_ether: Rude
kimmibeans: Your buddy is lying to you
Azralorne: WHOA dude
schordash: hasZzz ol’righ
accountmadeforants: !smash
mtvcdm: And now one more
Azralorne: Cori breathe
sporkraptor: egg is not your buddy
TehAmelie: eggs have no friends
EricTheOrange: EGGVAN?
Boopity: I hope the endgame of this is just so many widgets happening on screen they all overlap and become completely inscrutable
schordash: causeiDance
mtvcdm: It's rather inscrutable now
kimmibeans: I don
sporkraptor: well you won the war
schordash: SeemsGood
kimmibeans: I don't think I made it past unlocking Buddy the last time I played
Boopity: Madness
MajorFrostbyte: Ah hell nah
Sarah_Serinde: shoulda accepted the 65% :P
mtvcdm: 90%?! Egg off
TehAmelie: i do not trust these venture inveggstors
Mangledpixel: bgawk!
accountmadeforants: Egg whites really are mostly water, maybe our buddy is telling the truth
Sarah_Serinde: oh boy now we can talk to the eggs we killed
schordash: lrrCORI lrrSHINE 🥚✊
Lord_Hosk: LOL
TehAmelie: oh no
Boopity: @Sarah_Serinde WutFace
TehAmelie: is ceiling egg in the room?
Jillexie: lrrSPOOPY
mtvcdm: Ceiling egg is TAKING NOTES
Radjack: Is.. is ceiling egg a secret egg camera?
Lord_Hosk: Ceiling egg is watching you
Boopity: @TehAmelie It is... on the top of the room?
EricTheOrange: OK so fun fact if you move your hand around while squeezing the eeg it does in the spirit box as well.
Radjack: Oh yeah.. that's horrifying! :D
mtvcdm: eggs are the panopticon of nature
Azralorne: We've got an average squeezer folks! 😂
Azralorne: Love that
Nigouki: god that is a 90s anime song
mtvcdm: Oh boy
Lord_Hosk: Egg is breaking
accountmadeforants: Oh, our Eggsanity affects th Spirit Box
EricTheOrange: we seem to be going a little eggsain
BusTed: rayfkWelp
mtvcdm: 3.1 is mean
TehAmelie: insane in the membrane, so to speak
Nigouki: WHAT
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: Bembo?!
Azralorne: Skullman!
Nigouki: IT'S THAT SKULL
CaptainSpam: Bembo?!?
Lord_Hosk: Look behind you!
Creature_Comforts: Hey, that's the skeleton from Super Benbo Quest
Sarah_Serinde: sergeFriend
CataclysmicReverb: Bembo returns?!@
BusTed: tqsEgg
Creature_Comforts: I just rewatched the Watch+Play of that!
Boopity: I'm sorry WHAT
iris_of_ether: Is this the same dev?
DoodlestheGreat: Why, this is egg-citing!
TehAmelie: should be easy to find out
accountmadeforants: "Egg tuah"
accountmadeforants: Oh my god
Boopity: It doesn't seem to be the same dev? On first glance at least
TehAmelie: the bad eggs are winning the war too
BusTed: 👌
BusTed: That's tough
MajorFrostbyte: No way
kimmibeans: No
EvilBadman: No deal, howie
johnnylongtorso: surely, this time
kimmibeans: Just no
TehAmelie: that's almost all we need?
CaptainSpam: Don't do it.
Azralorne: But like what if...
shendaras: so many points
Nigouki: you'll get called a coward again
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: You're right here.
accountmadeforants: Imagine
Boopity: The game tossed that 60% out, got rejected and went "huh, alright I see how it is"
Lord_Hosk: Just get a 100% its easy as squeezing eggs
Redbassist: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Mangledpixel: lrrHERE
GhostValv: D:
TehAmelie: eew the chat is full of Pepes
EricTheOrange: some scared pepes in the chat
QuixoticScrivener: I looked for guides on this game, and the internet is not helpful.
Edgarware subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 96 months!
Edgarware: 🥚
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Edgarware! (Today's storm count: 28)
MajorFrostbyte: That's doable.
mtvcdm: We need a spam filter on our phone
CaptainSpam: We can do that. We can do that!
EricTheOrange: HUBRIS
Boopity: @QuixoticScrivener I... don't know if it could be helpful even if it wanted to in this case
RandomTrivia: You've got this, Cori
Azralorne: Oof
Boopity: Noooo
BusTed: NotLikeThis
johnnylongtorso: @mtvcdm we are calling about your car's eggstended warranty
RandomTrivia: NotLikeThis
tyrsredritehand: lrrJUDGECALL
accountmadeforants: What the hegg
Juliamon: oh your sanity's real hurty now
Redbassist: Glitch time
TehAmelie: devil those eggs
VeryBadLifeChoices: eggsane in the membrane
EricTheOrange: we lost all our doodads
DipneaDragon: probably for the best
goombalax: I feel like the deals are always rigged against you
TehAmelie: what are we even synergizing with?
QuixoticScrivener: eggsane is lose all your unlocks?
kimmibeans: This game is so stressful. Why is it so stressful?!
goombalax: @TehAmelie Egg
Mangledpixel: what does it mean? egg.
kimmibeans: @TehAmelie the egg
Boopity: LUL
DipneaDragon: synergy with eggdom
iris_of_ether: So I just looked up "Egg Squeeze" and "Benbo" and, chat: https://www.amazon.com/BENBO-Flexible-Stuffers-Fillers-Anxiety/dp/B0BX9JV4J3
Boopity: @DipneaDragon Eggdom implies the existence of eggsub
mtvcdm: You could be on the egg squeezer pro tour, Cori
QuixoticScrivener: @boopity you mean r/eggirl?
Houseboy23: I just joined the stream and am so confused, why is Wheeler not involved in this egg-type game?
QuixoticScrivener: r/egg_irl, forgot the underscore
Boopity: LUL
EvilBadman: No chicken, only egg
kimmibeans: Heh. I see what you did there
Boopity: To be honest without the underscore it read as "egg girl", and frankly I don't mind that
Pangogie: EGGLOL
Pangogie: NiCE ARM
mtvcdm: So.... life hack. What if we just quick hold and release to get the index going and see ifwe can game it to be high when we start up again?
Boopity: A moment of introspection
SunsetOcelot: It's important to the shareholders
shendaras: seabatClap
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
mtvcdm: Worth a shot
iris_of_ether: seabatClap
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
DEATHlikescats: SplashTail
Boopity: Bad egg vibes
TehAmelie: okay, Super Benbo Quest is made by someone called Thumbtack and it seems to be all they have made
EricTheOrange: but what if it's 1 X 1.5
Juliamon: The skeleton is presumably just an available asset they both happened to go for
Mangledpixel: blegg
Boopity: Ahhh that would make sense
ghyllnox: What if it only does something when it breaks
accountmadeforants: Okay, so, turns out most/all of the upgrades do, *do* things. They're just mostly useless and incredibly opaque. Which is perfect, really
ghyllnox: Welp nvm
EricTheOrange: @Juliamon my guess is this dev asked them if they could put it in. a lot of the small indie dev community are friends
TehAmelie: eggs are not translucent, after all
Juliamon: Fuck. Off.
mtvcdm: It's so super punishing to get your streak broken
RandomTrivia: This time, for sure!
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EricTheOrange: yeah THIS will be the time. no sunk cost fallacy here.
Boopity: Crushing
TehAmelie: eggs don't explode!
Boopity: They do if you make a bet with capitalism Kappa
iris_of_ether: RUDE
mtvcdm: That's how they get you
Mangledpixel: in the pocket of Big Egg
Redbassist: EGG?
EvilBadman: the patrieggy
QuixoticScrivener: it’s good for the eggconomy
mtvcdm: "Volunteer" work they call it
TheAwkes: @Boopity I've put some eggs in a microwave that say different.
TehAmelie: i want to boil a big egg sometime. not like a giant ostrich egg, but just a little big egg
Boopity: @TheAwkes Oh. Well to be honest, I hadn't thought of that :P
CaptainSpam: Is the egg cracking before you release?
mtvcdm: It's such a punishing drop when it breaks I'd say it's more worth keeping the streak.
TehAmelie: apropos, has anyone seen an egg shaped mold to pour eggs into to microwave them? or is that just in movies?
Anubis169: is the amount of time in the bar randomised every time?
EricTheOrange: @TehAmelie not in real life but I saw a video on "made for TV" products that had them.
mtvcdm: It seems to be anywhere from 3-10 seconds.
Coloneljesus: well no it depends on the egg
Lord_Hosk: It seems like the longer the streak the bigger the reward
mtvcdm: Yeah, I think we want streak maximization.
sporkraptor: @TehAmelie I've seen it, yah
TehAmelie: intriguing
EricTheOrange: I mean if you wanna be boring yeah the fastest way would be squeez for exactly 3 seconds every time
sporkraptor: the wildlife rescue/rehab place I volunteered at used it sometimes XD
sporkraptor: mixing egg with various supplements and food bits to make it more appetizing for whatever critter they were trying to get to eat
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie I'm not sure what I'm even supposed to picture here. Is it an egg you crack an egg into?
Juliamon: We haven't gotten a call in a minute
mtvcdm: We haven't earned enough to gamble with
TehAmelie: yeah, a plastic egg mold that won't blow up
CaptainSpam: I think calls won't come in until we're high enough in synergy.
RockPusher: ooer, convoy
TehAmelie: if you are microwaving eggs you could make them any shape, but egg shape won out i guess
RockPusher: guess I know what I am listening to tonight
Anubis169: I'm wondering why that number in the top left (the white egg's mouth) keeps changing
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie That's very funny
mtvcdm: To mess with us at this point probably
EricTheOrange: @Anubis169 honestly most of the stuff does nothing
CaptainSpam: The lrrGREED
accountmadeforants: seabatClap
CaptainSpam: BOOM
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
goombalax: yoooo
Anubis169: manGRY manFIST
Boopity: Is that the first W?
EricTheOrange: Gambling always pays off
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mtvcdm: Thank goodness
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown benginChamp
iris_of_ether: tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
goombalax: I assumed they detonated the egg on purpose
rentar42: I've just tuned in and this looks like a very normal game that everyone should be trusted with ....
Juliamon: I want a compilation of fails capped with that one
accountmadeforants: Capitalism is cool, actually
VeryBadLifeChoices: FBtouchdown ( )
Anubis169: 'egg tuah'...? ugh memes
CaptainSpam: Yup. That's a plant.
Creature_Comforts: plant :D
TehAmelie: though there's a lot of size variety even in just chicken eggs, i don't know if the microwave molds account for that
EricTheOrange: plant actually is the most useful doodad
Juliamon: So, one more unlock...
Juliamon: WOW
Anubis169: YES!!
Boopity: Oh lord
goombalax: oh no
RandomTrivia: benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp benginChamp
Amentur: ScaredyCat 🥚
mtvcdm: We're gaining a lot faster now. The synergy gain looks like it scales with how much we've got on the scoreboard
Anubis169: Total! Egg! Victory!
Mangledpixel: simon pegg?
ANeMzero: oh we peggi-- nope.
iris_of_ether: seabatClap
accountmadeforants: Finally, video games for zoomers
RandomTrivia: Pong egg
NiceMrCaput: Forget podcasting, you should start an egg
schordash: this feels like distraction news from crashbox StinkyGlitch
LordZarano: Is this a metaphor for the stock market?
mtvcdm: Anyone remember Kingsway?
TheWooglie: is this what Jordan does on night off?
RandomTrivia: lrrSPOOP
EricTheOrange: I assume centry eggs just taste like sulfer
TehAmelie: gentleggmen: stonks
Boopity: Oof
Mangledpixel: purpegg
TehAmelie: hey we're getting there
schordash: smh pegg
Boopity: Das a good egg
CaptainSpam: That is a beefy multiplier.
mtvcdm: Must protec egg
EricTheOrange: I assume the speedrun of this just starts with purposly breaking the egg until you get a good multiplyer
Boopity: Capitalism has seen your good modifier and wants to end you
Boopity: This egg is cracked- no wait
Boopity: Oh I manifested that
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW that caption
schordash: NotLikeThis
TehAmelie: still 3 million of our 10 mil requirement
EricTheOrange: was teh quote correct cori?
goombalax: break time came a little early
schordash: causeiLaugh o7
TehAmelie: the game does make you work for it but
Anubis169: travML travMR
RandomTrivia: My brain is so rotted from Horse Club that I was blindsided by something that *isn't* Live Bees
schordash: l- l- lii- LIVE BEES
Boopity: Bee pilled
iris_of_ether: escher3BUZZ escher3BUZZ escher3BUZZ
TehAmelie: i saw this fantastic monologue about the worst beekeeper earlier today, should i share the link?
TehAmelie: why not, it might last the whole break https://nothorses.tumblr.com/post/771954843129610240
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mtvcdm: And now: egg, continued
CaptainSpam: You're over 1/3 of the way there!
TehAmelie: oh, the break was short
jacqui_lantern234: as you SHOULD, Cori
NiceMrCaput: egg
razorswift: eggy
iris_of_ether: ( )
razorswift: 3 9 9
mtvcdm: Must not be distracted from your game of egg chicken
Boopity: Hurbis
Zu_o: it's kind of a shell game, huh
Mangledpixel: gambler's falleggcy
TehAmelie: do you ever feel like you're gambling when you crack eggs? i do, even though i have never ever gotten a fertilized one
Boopity: He's doing that one Mario Party minigame
Boopity: Plant is just real great for your mental health
EricTheOrange: plant is very valuable
mtvcdm: 42% progress
TehAmelie: do you have control over the pong game or does it maybe give clues about when to stop squeezing?
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SunsetOcelot: Don
CaptainSpam: Halfway!
mtvcdm: This game just makes you mutter to yourself "....good at egg pong..."
mtvcdm: 63% progress
razorswift: that's how random works, ye
Boopity: Is that... the rise cost fallacy?
Mangledpixel: regression to the mean :p
mtvcdm: 75%
mtvcdm: Getting close
TehAmelie: nine million synergy!
mtvcdm: Just nurse it home
EricTheOrange: your viewer count is getting high
Boopity: Oh yeah
TehAmelie: *ten
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
razorswift: Clap
Boopity: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
razorswift: the Eggman!
DaxStrife: Goo-goo-ga-choo?
Boopity: Suddenly: Sonic's 30th anniversary
GasCityGaming: are they a doctor?
mtvcdm: what
Boopity: Is this game... doing lore..?
RandomTrivia: It's certainly trying to
EricTheOrange: "traditional fowl product"
mtvcdm: I have questions that are only being raised further by the lore
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razorswift: how fowl
crayon_muncher413: egg moment frfr
Boopity: Oh my god you're an egg mutant
TehAmelie: side-effegs
mtvcdm: Oh no, we've got the yolk mind virus
kusinohki: meows
goombalax: METAL GEAR
mtvcdm: I'M SORRY WHAT
RandomTrivia: A weapon to surpass Metal Egg?
crayon_muncher413: all the egg puns in this chat are insane lmao 😭
Boopity: Hideo Kojima wishes he could write something like this
mtvcdm: Why doesn't he just buy a social media site like a normal billionaire
razorswift: we cracked the egg wide open
CataclysmicReverb: You mean... Fowl shackles
accountmadeforants: This seems like such a good plan. I'm glad
Juliamon: Break the world egg
goombalax: 2
KharadBanar: #2
NotCainNorAbel: 2
TehAmelie: it helps that "egg" is such a guttural word straight out of proto-into-european
Boopity: "If it cannot break its egg's shell-"
kusinohki: sometimes it's really hard to tell the difference between talking sim and watch and play...
TehAmelie: *proto-indo-european
wildpeaks: eggsistential crisis
mtvcdm: !addquote (Cori) [now] Whatever happens now is not my fault!
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TehAmelie: it did keep count!
TehAmelie: are cassowarys ancient chickens?
RandomTrivia: Somehow, even this deliberate shitpost of a game manages to have incisive commentary on the world :D
e_bloc: subscribe eggfacts
Anubis169: they're also freakin' delicious
jacqui_lantern234: @e_bloc thank you for subscribing to eggfacts
EvilBadman: @e_bloc Heya egg_bloc
mtvcdm: Why are we *squeezing* the egg, don't we have like a hammer, or our foot
RandomTrivia: O_o
BusTed: HypeWave
TehAmelie: i should eat more eggs. i like them in all forms
RandomTrivia: Roll credits?
mtvcdm: We got plenty of time in the stream yet
BusTed: speggcial
kusinohki: does this game have a dozen endings??
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL it was a guess not a request, but sure
Boopity: There is time for more egg
MajorFrostbyte: Day 3 alt ending?
Lord_Hosk: Try to unlock the hollandaise ending.
niccus: do you have a vive/steam controller for the full squeeze experience
BusTed: whoa
mtvcdm: But yeah, the strat does seem to be to play it relatively safe and keep a streak going.
razorswift: BIG SQUEEZE
Boopity: Good news everyone: war is back!
niccus: maybe hold the mouse up and embrace it like an egg
razorswift: we need the egg controller for a full haptic immersion
CaptainSpam: After this, you're going to have to reassure Ceiling Egg that everything's going to be all right.
Mangledpixel: wars tend to do that
mtvcdm: Our score for a given egg.... I don't want to say exponentially, but it feels exponential-ish based on the score we already have.
mtvcdm: Our flag is our high score
mtvcdm: Yeah, the furthest we've gotten on the percentage track
Boopity: 1 E G G
BusTed: Squoze it
razorswift: thats just how the egg cracks
kusinohki: so cori clucked up? that's what I heard anyways...
goombalax: anyone seen Robert Egger's Nosferatu?
Anubis169: holy stromboli
mtvcdm: We're in phone call range
razorswift: ( )
tyrsredritehand: Y
razorswift: that's not too bad
crayon_muncher413: yessssssss
Boopity: Yeaaaaaaaa
CaptainSpam: JACKPOT
Anubis169: WIn!!
BusTed: FBtouchdown
shendaras: seabatClap
iris_of_ether: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
mtvcdm: Was that sound from Sonic games?
crayon_muncher413: YEAHHHHHHH kwiteOk
EvilBadman: Eggficinado
Boopity: Famed Egg Squeezer Coriander Dickinson
Riandisa: It was
tyrsredritehand: Next LRLive egg squeezing!
CaptainSpam: 82%!
accountmadeforants: Honestly yeah a live Egg Squeeze would be... something to watch
accountmadeforants: Use the same egg for multiple people, challenge them to squeeze longer than the previous person
razorswift: maybe it's also time for an egg drop rematch?
iris_of_ether: Deflection sensors hahaha
Boopity: I am now flashing back to that one time on LRL they cooked eggs, but Matt was Cori's arms and half of chat didn't realize
EvilBadman: @accountmadeforants That's impossible to measure if someone is actually squeezing with intent
tyrsredritehand: Palm mounted strain gauge. Get the highest force without smashing!
TheAwkes: Escapades.
mtvcdm: throw egg at him
accountmadeforants: @EvilBadman Fair enough, might need some kind of vice instead
BusTed: oh
Boopity: Fowl play D:
RandomTrivia: OH NO
korvys: "escape"
ConfettiBiscuits: that escalated quickly.
GhostValv: D:
RandomTrivia: "egg"
mtvcdm: sir, I came here for college credit
Boopity: ???
crayon_muncher413: HELP THE GUN LMAOO
GhostValv: what
RandomTrivia: WHAT
BusTed: Sure
accountmadeforants: Swipe up
Boopity: Ok
mtvcdm: WHAT
RandomTrivia: What the fuck just happened
Boopity: Cute
mtvcdm: chat, i'm scared
DaxStrife: Suddenly it's the field from the end of Portal 2.
Boopity: Suddenly superhero/villain origin story
crayon_muncher413: SQUEEZE THEM
Sarah_Serinde: yeah that's a very precarious place they've chosen to stand there
BusTed: drawfeEggyboy
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
jacqui_lantern234: LUL
mtvcdm: drink the egg's heart blood
BusTed: benginO7
crayon_muncher413: YEAHHHHHHH
RandomTrivia: Saw it coming a mile off, still loved it
Jillexie: Do it!
niccus: this is how v:tm works
razorswift: squeezed the sun
Master_Gunner: B'egg Sippy
crayon_muncher413: YEAHH
jacqui_lantern234: LUL tiltyhYAS
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
RandomTrivia: Ah, THERE'S the roll credits
Boopity: Well that was delightful
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
Jillexie: jennif129Lol
accountmadeforants: Diegglerized
EricTheOrange: totally debegglerized him
Mangledpixel: good run(ny)
razorswift: that's all yolks
Transmuted_Elf: you diabolize just one time and now any god like entity you just cant help but eat.
Boopity: This music is nice
crayon_muncher413: THEY KEPT COUNT OMG
mtvcdm: This was what, four bucks?
CaptainSpam: You DID hatch one chick, that is true.
Boopity: I'm not sure if you want to seed your eggs
Mangledpixel: what was the egg total?
kusinohki: I thought we were squezzing the same egg over and over, not different eggs...
EvilBadman: You eggvicted a chick
Boopity: I see there is one rainbow egg :O
crayon_muncher413: lmao I love all these egg puns
accountmadeforants: Not sure about infinite, but I did find out how some of the upgrades work
EricTheOrange: Now that you've beaten it, the plant will give you one free break when it is blooming
Bunny_yote: can you go into the negatives?
mtvcdm: I'm going to go look up pink egg now
crayon_muncher413: heheh squoze
crayon_muncher413: I love how weird that word sounds#
accountmadeforants: The tenth place of the number of seconds to break, + 1
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
mtvcdm: Okay, so apparently, the pink egg just *breaks* sometimes even if you've let go safely. Pink egg will just goose you for funsies.
schordash: hasZzz
accountmadeforants: So, basically, if it says 5, it's actually X.6X seconds
Boopity: @mtvcdm Rude LUL
aClonedPickle: 🥚
KeytarCat: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
razorswift: the chat donates you egg points I think
TehAmelie: i think the chat is just EGGING you on
accountmadeforants: Gives free synergy, tells you the multiplier of the purple egg
Mangledpixel: 385 eggs is 13kg, 21277 calories, 15528% of the daily recommended limit of cholesterol
accountmadeforants: Yeah, egg index is self-evident
Boopity: Das a lot of egg
accountmadeforants: Pegg is exactly 1 second between bounces of the paddle and the wall, apparently
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razorswift: also the pegg ups the eggx on hitting the paddle it seems
razorswift: oh that makes more sense
accountmadeforants: Nobody knows what War does
ThePixelSavage: coming in here and listening to what Cori and chat are saying ....
Boopity: True to real life
Lord_Hosk: I can't beleive that Cori keeps starting all these wars
KeytarCat: What is it good for?
Boopity: @ThePixelSavage It's too late for us
SquareDotCube: war I'm sure is the statistic
SquareDotCube: they use it in baseball
mtvcdm: It always starts on 9x9
accountmadeforants: I've been trying to figure it out myself during the stream, but haven't noticed anything. It always starts as 9v9
KeytarCat: @SquareDotCube expand?
EvilBadman: steam guide I'm looking at has the eggmeter numer +1 as the second digit of the time e.g. x.6x
korvys: I don't think war is related to Wins Above Replacement, the baseball stat. It seems more just like a battle simulation
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EvilBadman: and some weridness about even/odd with the glaf dude
EvilBadman: flag*
accountmadeforants: Egg Buddy is the best one, for what it's worth. I'll reveal it the moment it decides to befriend us
accountmadeforants: Yeah, flower is free break every 6 squeees
mtvcdm: Pink egg just fucks you sometimes
razorswift: seeing as that said 7 seconds, yeah, pink egg is a gamble
EricTheOrange: I'd say that's more of a purple than a pink
ThePixelSavage: is it possible you have to hit a specific segment of the time bar with the pink egg? Does it break if you hit the wrong one?
razorswift: @ThePixelSavage could be that the pink egg also break on yellow sometimes, yeah
accountmadeforants: Egg buddy: Both flags up: Even number of seconds. One flag (either one): Odd number of seconds. Neither flag: Exactly 9 seconds.
ThePixelSavage: maybe you have to hit pink for it to never break and every other segment gives it a chance to break?
Sarah_Serinde: ooh that *is* actually useful
Boopity: Oh darn, that is genuine usefulness and mechanics
Boopity: I don't know why I thought you were safe from capitalism in infinity mode
mtvcdm: Begone, capitalism!
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Sarah_Serinde: nice
Boopity: @mtvcdm Fantastic segue LUL
accountmadeforants: And the shortest egg time is 3 seconds, longest is 10. So if it's even, you'll have a minimum of 4 seconds.
Boopity: Lovely
mtvcdm: Would you like to succeed at a cost?
accountmadeforants: Yeah, the flower needs to be fully sprouted to save you, and it takes 6 squeezes to grow. I should've worded that better
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
Boopity: Nice!
RandomTrivia: FBtouchdown
accountmadeforants: FBtouchdown
schordash: lrrXmasbart lrrXmasbart lrrXmasbart
definenull: I just got here, what on earth
accountmadeforants: @definenull We're squeezing eggs
accountmadeforants: Forever
glitched_goddess: gambegging
accountmadeforants: Spirit box does nothing
Sarah_Serinde: lol
Wolfstrike_NL: @definenull I've been here 2h, still the same question
mtvcdm: We are building a psychic bond with the eggs
accountmadeforants: As far as I could find (or try to interpret during the stream), yeah, it has no relation to anything
EvilBadman: i would say whatever they do isn't obvious or figured out instead of "does nothing: (shrug)
KeytarCat: @Wolfstrike_NL We're guessing a random time between 3 and 10 seconds as many times in a row as possible
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Boopity: Questioning egg
accountmadeforants: @EvilBadman Yeah, that'd be a better way of putting it
glitched_goddess: for some reason this reminds me of rat squeezer
EvilBadman: I think if you wanted to get this to work for LRL, it would be different people squeezing and 4 others with buzzers trying to buzz in _before_ the break
accountmadeforants: I haven't found out yet, but I'm actively searching
KeytarCat: Try EGGSQUEEZE in the seed? Is that the right number of characters?
mtvcdm: 10 characters
EvilBadman: like the taskmaster one where they have to standup before the toast pops
korvys: I think that's probably just if you set a seed
korvys: any seed
RandomTrivia: Achievements off for set seeds seems normal
schordash: what about 80085
SquareDotCube: I'd say what's a mole of eggs but that's too big a number
EvilBadman: imagine someone playing a seed and recording the times to then try and near perfect. Someone has certinaly done this
schordash: drats
Azralorne: What about 8008135
accountmadeforants: @EvilBadman There's a category for it on Speedrun.com, but no entries yet
definenull: I mean you achieved something
mtvcdm: !next
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ThePixelSavage: Cori will you take part in Kill Team if it returns?
accountmadeforants: 1000xResist, where we squeeze... people?
Boopity: Ooooh
ThePixelSavage: *sadge*
korvys: Oh, speaking of 1000xResist - I saw someone mention that "hekki" is how you'd type "hello" if your hand was in the wrong place, so it could be a "was the grink there?" thing that got out of hand
Boopity: Friendship with tiny mans ended macross is my best friend now
schordash: SeemsGood
schordash: thanks for the stream >xD lrrSHINE 🥚
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
Anubis169: !schedule
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schordash: causeiRest
EvilBadman: Show him eggsqueeze Kappa
iris_of_ether: tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
GhostValv: should be chugging along
RandomTrivia: Choo choo bussers
schordash: 🤞🤞
Clench_Eastwood: sorry, I showed up late, did Cori say whens for LN tonight?
Clench_Eastwood: whats for*
GapFiller: no
EvilBadman: @Clench_Eastwood nope, just not what's on the schedule
GapFiller: Adam is doing something
Boopity: Bee-less :(
Clench_Eastwood: thank you
schordash: NotLikeThis
GapFiller: just nobody has any idea what
Azralorne: I'm stealing her, bwuahahahaha
Critterbot: Wait, it's over already?
DoodlestheGreat: Wheeler's taking a well-earned break.
Anubis169: it's over :(
Ivalenz_: jlrrDance jlrrDance jlrrDance
Azralorne: 🤣🤣 what up
Anubis169: some people are taking breaks :)
schordash: causeiDance
Anubis169: the muffin progresses
Getter404: That's almost a whole year
RandomTrivia: Thanks for the stream, Cori! lrrSHINE
Boopity: Thank you for stream!
schordash: o7
CaptainSpam: Egg bits!
CaptainSpam: o7
accountmadeforants: Byeeee
Anubis169: baaaaaaaaai <3
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Anubis169: !sm
Ashmantle: lrrSHINE
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Anubis169: !quote
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accountmadeforants: @korvys Wouldn't it be jekki instead, then?
korvys: Oh, probably, but that's not as funny
accountmadeforants: Or rather, wouldn't they be trying to spell jello :p
accountmadeforants: If the hand was actually misplaced by one column it'd be gekki (I had to look down for a moment). Anyway, I'm overthinking this.
KeytarCat: @accountmadeforants During one of the streams, a couple folks mentioned that it's a beloved typo from the development that fits a good linguistic hole in the world
accountmadeforants: Ah, well, that's an egg on my face
accountmadeforants: MiniK
Juliamon: Their community's parnets
KeytarCat: @accountmadeforants nah, you just now have confirmation you were right!
accountmadeforants: Unrelated, but good job, Steam forums: https://steamcommunity.com/app/3229170/discussions/0/4848778732128022140/
accountmadeforants: Oh, and for people who were still wondering, people don't seem to know what the question mark on the menu is for. Someone says they have all the achievements and it's still locked. Might be a future update, or just a troll.
TehAmelie: if it were me, i'd definitely put in an unlock that's not a cheevo
accountmadeforants: Oh for sure. And the dev is very clearly the type since there's apparently also a door knocking sound that plays very rarely at random
accountmadeforants: Anyway, it's getting late here, time to go to roost. HypeWave