It's Magic Time || LRRMTG

 RockPusher: !quote graham
  LRRbot: Quote #1139: "I prefer hype over not hype." —Graham [2015-11-18]
 AngelicKnighthood: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a softened flute tube
 AngelicKnighthood: Another one? That's twice in a row the box has given me that. I wonder if it's trying to tell me something?
 AngelicKnighthood: Hmmmm...
 RockPusher: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a man wondering about box contents
  Juliamon: sus indeed
 Diabore: @Juliamon coming late but that seems like a great start to an omniscience draft
  Juliamon: heh
Daring_Apprentice: clinquant sure is a word!
 RockPusher:   
 Caffine1138:   
 Diabore: im real excited for tomorrow, the last piece i need to finish my computer upgrades is coming (its ram)
Daring_Apprentice: Big Giant Circles sounding a little slow to anyone else?
  Juliamon: You may need to refresh
  Juliamon: That's a sign of lag
Daring_Apprentice: Ah ok thank you!  Had never experienced that before!
  Juliamon: that was the stream
 RockPusher: Windows!!!!! *shakes fist*
 Diabore: unsanctioned boops!
 AngelicKnighthood: Windows noise
 micalovits: Oh thank god, thought that was me
M4RKNUTT: My android had a Windows update huh
 Diabore: hey graham
MehallD subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 133 months, currently on a 133 month streak!
 MehallD: Lurmtug!
 MoxleyUnhinged: good morning!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, MehallD! (Today's storm count: 1)
EOstby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 97 months!
 EOstby: We're HEREEEEEEE!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, EOstby! (Today's storm count: 2)
 micalovits: Hi GGeee!
Flyingdelorion: Hello Graham and chat!
 MoxleyUnhinged: time to gather magic!
 Diabore: loadingreadyrun magic the graham
 adept_nekomancer: Magic the Grahamening
 RockPusher: Magic the Gathering‽ Here‽
 spawnofhastur: Graham the goots.
 tsp397: Magic: the Gathering
 EOstby: Card Kingdom, a Kingdom of Cards!
 Diabore: innistrad remastered seems rather whelming
EDCBeerGeek subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
 EDCBeerGeek: Whoohoo Magical Card!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, EDCBeerGeek! (Today's storm count: 3)
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 RatherLargeToad: There’s a cat and a corner.  Name checks out
mox_cubit_zirconium subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months!
 mox_cubit_zirconium: Are the monstrous traps included with the Kitty Corner shirt?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, mox_cubit_zirconium! (Today's storm count: 4)
 MegaDosX: I didn't know you were a medium Graham, though you talk to chat often enough that talking to ghosts would also make sense
 RockPusher: What percentage Baxter is Graham's Kitty Corner shirt now?
CironSkylark: ayo quiz time?
 korvys: Woo
3schr: Dearest Dr. LRR,
 MoxleyUnhinged: *slaps table* you can gather so much magic in this baby
Flyingdelorion: Beerfest video was a blast to watch! Thank you!
CironSkylark: Anyone try their hands at OmniDraft in Foundations? 
 Bugberry: @Diabore all the Beasties have too many hands
3schr: Dearest Dr. LRR, I am attending my first MagicCon this year (Vegas). Do you have any tips for planning and attending?
 spawnofhastur: Always love me a Beerfest vlog
CironSkylark: Beerfest Vids are some of my favs, your vlogs are always a delight Graham 
 RockPusher: oooer know what I am watching after this
gnomebot1: Baja blast beer
  Juliamon: The blue beer may be the thumbnail but the real crime was the pickle beer
 gluonquark: My little pony: Friendship is Magic: the Gathering
 Diabore: pack a lot of light clothing, vegas in june is demonistic @3schr
 RockPusher: always fun watching Graham and co get turnt over the course of a day
 micalovits: I wish I didn't have to go to Germany to get a proper beer festival
 EOstby: Even as someone who doesn't drink much, watching your Beerfest vlogs is great fun, G.
3schr: @Diabore Always a good tip!
gnomebot1: I would try pickle beer.
 spawnofhastur: @Juliamon this woman speaks for the people
CironSkylark: speaking of WE'RE HERE, happen to catch Raw on Netflix yet, G? 
3schr: I want to try that pickle beer!
gnomebot1: I'm drinking Mickigan Black Cherry coffee.
gnomebot1: Michigan
3schr: Let's be honest, I want to try all the beers featured.
CironSkylark: SMART prolly
 MegaDosX: Hogan getting booed out of the building?
 nymistrya: Yeah that's the right reaction to basically any Pickle item
3schr: You want to borrow my Netflix password?
 MegaDosX: Iron Shiek still winning, even in death
 tryllebanjo: Noice!
  Juliamon: haha yesss
CironSkylark: LA crowd with a big W
 Diabore: when the crowd is louder than the piped in cheers
 samu_btdp1985: They booed him out the state
 MegaDosX: Sheik rather
CironSkylark: tfw your slags get stormed 
frnknstn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 81 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, frnknstn! (Today's storm count: 5)
 Mr_Horrible: honestly can't imagine how the company thought that would go
 ArdCollider: Super smart to have your show in Inglewood and bring the biggest racist anyone knows.
 Diabore: @MegaDosX fuck hogan then, fuck hogan now, fuck hogan forever
 AngelicKnighthood: Did you see any of Kenny Omega's return to AEW?
 Masslost: raw's first episode on Netflix kinda just wrapped up a lot of things nothing to crazy unlike nxt
holesinone178 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 120 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, holesinone178! (Today's storm count: 6)
 spawnofhastur: i've got a friend who was at Wrestle Kingdom, apparently it was the tits.
 korvys: His match against Gabb Kidd in Japan was great
CironSkylark: not to mention his new theme made by the guy who did ff14 and ff16's music, which is fantastic
 MegaDosX: RIP
 tryllebanjo: Heck, darn, shoot!
 Chaotically_Random: Question. anymore in the pipeline for World of Darkness I really enjoyed Not a Drop to Drink?
 Diabore: they super dead?
 korvys: !card Claws Out
  LRRbot: Claws Out [3WW] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Cat you control. / Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.
 Diabore: oh its 2/2? dang i thought it was 2/1
CironSkylark: YIPPEE
 tryllebanjo: !card Burst Lightning
  LRRbot: Burst Lightning [R] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.
 MegaDosX: The important ones are the ones where wins and losses are opposite to the had fun or didn't, probably
 ashteranic: You think MTGA would be able to tell you won without asking you
 tryllebanjo: 120? 10 years? WOW!
 RockPusher: "Would you recommend the match you just had to your friends?" 
CironSkylark: holy moly 120 months, that's a whole decade... 
 Bugberry: @ashteranic I think it's more an aggregate of results rather than caring about individual results.
 gluonquark: If my opponent flads or screw I don't enjoy the game
mastershake29x subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 113 months, currently on a 113 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, mastershake29x! (Today's storm count: 7)
 lirazel64: It's not there to be a useful metric. It's there to make you feel like you've told WoTC something.
 MegaDosX: Since the beginning of time!
 Chaotically_Random: Yeah, I've been watching you for awhile XD I forgot what my first video was
 stephentoostronk: Been here since daily drop
 MehallD: I had been asking how to give you money since 2009
 RockPusher: Here's to many many more years of LRR 
InTheHouseOfHavok subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, InTheHouseOfHavok! (Today's storm count: 8)
grave2057: I’ve been here since i was 11.. 14 years ago! and it has been such a wild ride
ExitPursuedByABear subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 111 months, currently on a 111 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ExitPursuedByABear! (Today's storm count: 9)
Krezoro: LRR being active since the time I started learning spelling is always a weird fun time realisation
 MehallD: I'd swap to Patreon, but at this point my twitch sub is a Legacy
CironSkylark: literally 10 years last april, a friend sent me the TTC "so you've never drafted before" hours before a Born of the Gods draft. y'all have been so a great source of joy over my 20s, excited to carry you into my 30s this april 
gnomebot1: LRR is my favorite streamers.  I just finished watching the old Escapist Feed Dumps
 ashteranic: We all understand that there's a lot of middlemen trying to skim stuff off the top in this capitalist hellscape
 ExitPursuedByABear: 21 years? That *is* preposterous! Wait, this is my 111th resub?
 Chaotically_Random: So just send a bunch of unmarked bills in the mail for Mail-Time Right?
 RockPusher: Win lottery, literally helicopter a pallet of money onto the moonbase
 Mazrae: I've been watching when there was only about 2-3 unskippable
CironSkylark: I think this is what Money Orders are for, right?
 ashteranic: It would make for a really weird Mailtime episode
 tryllebanjo: @RockPusher Destroy moonbase, it was $400.000 in looneys or whatever, oops!
 RatherLargeToad: Perhaps bulk commodities instead?
 Daggerpeak: mailing a bunch of money but also with a dark brotherhood handprint, surely that will help
 PandasAndPancakes: Can't mail money, how about money spiders?
 Chaotically_Random: NOTE: if there are any goverment officals watching I WAS JOKING
gnomebot1: you've been pickle beered
just__fitz: Loved the beerfest video, I am now trying to find the Baha Blast in alberta
CironSkylark: yeah it's just not necessarily safe
 korvys: Fire the money out of a cannon towards western Canada
  Juliamon: there's so much mail theft
 ghizmou: i think it s still good eough
mjiig: Whether the government cares about you mailing money definitely depends on how much money you mail
 gluonquark: What if you send magic cards in the mail?
 constablecrab: Mailing cash is secure as long as you include a sufficient number of spiders in the parcel.
 ElCoggins: I didnt think i had been subbed that long, and then realised i have the 5 year sub badge.. when did that happen
 Caffine1138: you got Turnered
 iris_of_ether: My friend discovered it's pretty hard to fire comic books out of a t-shirt cannon without shredding them. So I wouldn't put money into a real cannon
CironSkylark: XD
thanzo: jaaames! *shaking my fist*
 RockPusher: iris_of_ether were they using sabots?
CironSkylark: Iris I just have so many more questions 
 iris_of_ether: Listen when you have a t-shirt cannon you find uses for it
 ArdCollider: see, that's why you need a CGC-graded book, as a sabot.
 constablecrab: You need something lower velocity, like a trebuchet.
 ashteranic: that was so much land. :S
 WiJohn: What if you print the comics on t shirts?
 adept_nekomancer: Just wrap the comic books in t-shirts, problem solved.
 Chaotically_Random: I mean I've seen Candy Fired out of a Cannon like thing.... Ya'll did that along time ago....
CironSkylark: omg it's Craig!
 iris_of_ether: Yeah I think they got a plastic wrap sabot going
just__fitz: Noot Noot
cardbross: might need to attach two at right angles so they can be fin-stabilized
 Chaotically_Random: What was that you fired that candy from anyways?
 Mazrae: Wasn't the candy shot out of an airsoft grenade launcher??
 iris_of_ether: If folks legit want to hear more about the T-shirt cannon I bring it up on the last Horse Club of 2024
 Chaotically_Random: @Mazrae That was it! thanks XD
 PandasAndPancakes: #GettingAwayWithIt2025
CironSkylark: I still am curious what an airsoft nade launcher shoots normally 
 iris_of_ether: Consumer grade t-shirt cannons are basically airsoft mods, so that would be pretty close
 gluonquark: Death by thousand single goblin attacking
 Mazrae: Double cats
cardbross: @CironSkylark as I understand it, they shoot plastic slugs that, on landing, spray airsoft pellets all over the place
TheOneInquisitor: beep beep anyway
 RockPusher: 
CironSkylark: @cardbross AHHHH that makes sense
 googoltudoris: not the kitties!
 RockPusher: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 Diabore: op doing tonberry cosplay
 gluonquark: Move to beep beep step
 MegaDosX: 
CironSkylark: they've gone Full Tonberry
just__fitz: I was listening to Limited Resources and hearing how much Marshall hates boros in draft just made me want to move to noot noot step
 MegaDosX: Think six times!
 LiamK712: Think Thrice
 micalovits: Think thrice
 RatherLargeToad: they’re on mono blue do nothing
Scarbble: they're thinking SO many times
CironSkylark: NICE
 iris_of_ether: Vroom
 RockPusher: ♫ Once, twice, three times twice thinking ♫
 MegaDosX: "Thinking..."
 tsp397: They drew a lot of cards
Cephallope: More thoughts is more smarter
GhostofMilba subscribed with Prime.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, GhostofMilba! (Today's storm count: 10)
 googoltudoris: mono blue think nothing
jadeavenger: gg's! drew a looot of think twices huh
 googoltudoris: no thoughts, only blue
 BleedingToast: all thoughts no answers
 EOstby: Empty Mind? No, Full of Thoughts.
 PandasAndPancakes: Mono blue procrastination
Scarbble: angry zen master would not approve of all this thinking
 MegaDosX: @jadeavenger Sure did 
cardbross: How's that song go: Think it once that's fine, think it twice that's ok, think it three times you're playing with yourself
 MegaDosX: Diagonal monkey!
 EricTheOrange: very helpful
jadeavenger: what a thrill to see "LRRMTG" as your opponent
thanzo: a heavy thonking
Cephallope: All thoughts no action, story of my life
 MegaDosX: Graham the thinker is in chat
 TheAwkes: Mono Blue Rodin
jadeavenger: GG's Graham (previous opponent)
 EOstby: 
Nickiatori: for years my brain has read LRRMTG as Lurm to go
 RockPusher: We can math here
jadeavenger: yeahhh... the mystic would've loved those thonks
just__fitz: Do Stomping Tom references carry weight in BC
 gluonquark: @rockpusher does that mean we are blockers?
jadeavenger: feel honored to have lost to you though!
 googoltudoris: there's a "think six shooter" joke in here somewhere, but i'm not getting it home
Nickiatori: I have a standard deck around that piecing artist and if it lives for 2 triggers its basically over
 PandasAndPancakes: "now I know what you're thinking. Did I think 6 times, or just 5? Well, are you feeling lucky, punk?"
 Chaotically_Random: Gram, do you or any of the team have a Playstation Portal? I was looking into getting one....
 RockPusher: TTC filler discussion suggestion: Adorbs power rankings
 electra310: I don't know anything about the Helpful Hunter, but we must protect that card at all costs.
 electra310: nooooooo
Nickiatori: do you know corb lund or is that just an alberta thing?
Foxmar320 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 127 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Foxmar320! (Today's storm count: 11)
thanzo: I hope we get to see more of basri ket in the future just from that flavor text
 gluonquark: Where is helpful hunter on the ghost horse power rankings?
 electra310: Surprise!
 micalovits: Why then? Cause it was a more surprising time!
Nickiatori: I would be happy if WotC put helpful hunter in every set from now on with a new flavour text from Basri
 gluonquark: I agree! a perfect 4
NornsFelidar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
 NornsFelidar: Home from 3-0 first draft of 2025. Happy New Year!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, NornsFelidar! (Today's storm count: 12)
 RockPusher:   
  Foxmar320: 
  Foxmar320: It's cold
Nickiatori: also Helpful hunter is the cutest elvish visionary so far
 googoltudoris: it's snowing. in texas. it's cold
 Mr_Horrible: that region of the US is still in that Polar Snap iirc
 Mr_Horrible: pretty fucky
  Foxmar320: It was 29f outside
 electra310: It's especially cold
 EricTheOrange: I mean it's cold in like 2/3s of the US right now
 iris_of_ether: Foxmar it's warmer in Seattle than by you right now 
 Mr_Horrible: slightly below freezing
 gluonquark: I have a not so helpful hunter on my legs
  Foxmar320: 
 googoltudoris: plus 100% of canada, i assume
 korvys: below freezing
 EricTheOrange: 29f is like -1 c
 adept_nekomancer: Southern U.S. here... it's like -2C.  Yeah, it's cold.
ninjapufft subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ninjapufft! (Today's storm count: 13)
 Trahas: like -1
 micalovits: Thats not so bad
haflinkhouse: As LA once famously said to Hulk Hogan, "Boo."
 micalovits: These draws are pretty bad though
 Kentosaurus: rule of thumb for C to F is double it and add 30
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, southeast US is getting hit pretty bad rn
 RatherLargeToad: 23 here, at that’s the warmest it’s been all week
Nickiatori: its +4 in southern alberta today but last week is was -17
 EvilBadman: james, "Cool games!"
 Harvest25: How many lands in the deck?  
  Foxmar320: Yet no snow and im sad. I want snow
 electra310: We were punished for killing the cat.
 EricTheOrange: yeah freezing temps in florda is practically unheard o0f
 iris_of_ether:   
 tryllebanjo: It's below freezing in Celsius.
 googoltudoris: oh yeah 29 in florida is apocalyptically cold
 gluonquark: I get cold at around 15°c
 Chaotically_Random: We dont get snow where I am at... we get ICE
 RockPusher: I would assume snow in Florida would create pandemonium
  Foxmar320: Sure is
cardbross: As a former resident of the US South, many people just don't own jackets.  -1 is pretty rough with that level of preparation
gluonquark: Also in other ways
Cephallope: Depends where the fire is
 electra310: It was about 15 degrees here this morning. I worked outside for 4 hours and had to drop myself into the bathtub like an ice cube when I got home
 Bugberry: @Chaotically_Random same here in Texas. They said maybe some flakes in the middle of the night, if that.
rentar42 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, rentar42! (Today's storm count: 14)
Nickiatori: alberta is pretty nice for now but our fire season starts in march so thats coming up
 ShaneLeeAtk: Yup. 5cm of snow on the ground in 2 hours in central Arkansas, and it isn't supposed to stop until afternoon tomorrow.
  Foxmar320: We know Graham believe me we know
cardbross: @Bugberry Have they fortified the Texas power grids yet?  IIRC y'all had a heck of a time the last few cold weather events
 tryllebanjo: Kittie!
 electra310: Cat tribal
 Mr_Horrible: @cardbross the infrastructure there is also not really prepared for it. I worry that a loooot of burst pipes are gonna fuck stuff up
 korvys: Superiority
 NornsFelidar: *generic cat sounds*
 lamina5432: evening what’s todays set ?
 Bugberry: @cardbross Don't think we're at that point yet, at least for now. I'd say we might get those temperatures closer to February.
 wedge_x: the fires are the most weather we've had in Santa Monica in almost a year
  Foxmar320: @cardbross yeah I own one jacket, thats it
 electra310: Big Cat, Small Cat, Cathar
 Chaotically_Random: @Bugberry Yeah, Feburary is when it gets really cold and we get Ice Storms here
  Foxmar320: Checkpoint!
 EricTheOrange: quiz you say?  the panelists you say?
 rentar42: ooh ... checkpoint ... but also draft ... so many options ... but one is live and another will probably take a while to be processed in youtube ... let's watch all of it all the time!
  Foxmar320: I had to break out pants. Thats how you know it's cold here
Lanceport: Thoughts on the talk about the US annexing Canada?
Nickiatori: its not gonna happen
  Juliamon: Let's not bring that into the chat please
Nickiatori: the little cats that could!
  Juliamon: It's all talk right now, no substance, not worth considering
 tryllebanjo: @Lanceport Yeah, let's not. But funny.
 micalovits: That
Nickiatori: ggs!
 rentar42: I prefer this way
 tryllebanjo: That way
  Juliamon: Valid
 electra310: That works
 gluonquark: Pretty good
 adept_nekomancer: That method does seem effective, yes
TopHatPeezy: yeah
 ztghostie: that is indeed the fastest way to lethal 
 micalovits: Meneace on the berserker
 TheAwkes: Unless they knew about BL...
 micalovits: I guess you are right
 ZombieHendrix: you drained their moral points
 tryllebanjo: Blurst Lightning!?
 rentar42: am I opponent? I don't know!
Cephallope: Ghosting solely to be able to save time by conceding
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Have you heard about Burst Lightning!?
 rentar42: has an opponent subscribed to this channel during a game before?
haflinkhouse: Ghosting respectfully
  Foxmar320: Smart plan
 cardbross: @Cephallope so efficient
Nickiatori: stream sniping to throw so that LRR goes infinite
 Mr_Horrible: helping to maximize the Games Streamed metric
 tryllebanjo: Any news on Frrrriday Nights? 🙏
 MegaDosX: Well we did establish earlier that Graham is a medium, so ghosting would be somewhat apropos
 Mr_Horrible: "[derogatory]" honestly one of the best things to make it into the lexicon in the past few years
 rentar42: I think that's a bird
Nickiatori: I always say mountain pass when i play a t1 mountain, sometimes i get a chuckle from an op
 rentar42: and there's a bolt ...
 tryllebanjo: B-b-bolt!
hammith: Hello Graham! How goes the magicing?
 MegaDosX: That's a bafflingly expensive SPG card
Flyingdelorion: Special guest!
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It looks a lot like a bird to me.
 gluonquark: It's a shock!
 electra310: Bird bolted
 RockPusher: *ticks 'Bird Bolted" off the checklist"
 micalovits: Elfs are birds right?
 rentar42: @gluonquark not if there's a bird on the field, then it'sa bolt
 tryllebanjo: Poor opponent.
 gluonquark: Good news!
 ZombieHendrix: this is cruel
TopHatPeezy: quite the boros game so far
 ztghostie: my kingdom for a lava axe
 gluonquark: So now you just need 4 more lands
 electra310: We're gonna need a bunch more land
Nickiatori: do we have a third burst lightning?
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: delicious boros
 EvilBadman: I'd a swung, but I'm rude
 ZombieHendrix: big beef
 tryllebanjo: Oooooh boy.
 MegaDosX: I think you might still have them though
 ztghostie: i think that does it
TheOneInquisitor: 4 gets through either way
Nickiatori: our special guest beats theirs
TopHatPeezy: fog? lol
 ztghostie: "fog"
MartonyTho: Fog
 MegaDosX: Fog would be hysterical
Nickiatori: is fog in this set?
 tryllebanjo: GG
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: exactsies?
 electra310: GG, fast  G
 Jillexie: GG
hammith: Or they are bad at casting fog
  Foxmar320: 
 ghizmou:   
 Kentosaurus: gg
 iris_of_ether:   
 lirazel64: Huzzah!
 Mishapp53: 
 MegaDosX: Actual Fog isn't
 MegaDosX: That's in Pioneer Masters
 RockPusher:   
 LurkerSpine: fastest 7 on LRRMTG?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Per  , Graham gets to keep his job.
 RockPusher: Uh Oh, Gemmies!
hammith: Ooh, Time Stop
 electra310: Counterspell>
TopHatPeezy: scooze my beloved!
 ZombieHendrix: I thought that said Time Soup
 RockPusher: *curses Jordan [affectionate]*
Nickiatori: how is foundation completion going?
 LurkerSpine: 100
 Bugberry: Yeah, Fog is in Pioneer Masters. Easy to confuse the two sets. Limited Resources talked about this happening.
bondeulv subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 117 months!
 bondeulv: ooh, new checkpoint
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, bondeulv! (Today's storm count: 15)
 electra310: This poll would be funnier if we could spend dollrs
 bytecaster: We are first picking a draft format
 jacqui_lantern234: well well well!!! if it aint a beautiful group of stellar friends whomst i love beyond measure 
 electra310: Hey Jacqui
 MegaDosX: Hi Jacqui! You're great!
 bytecaster: @jacqui_lantern234 Uno reverse card!
 jacqui_lantern234: @MegaDosX i was nice to you! you dont have to lie to me like this 
 rentar42: Ha! Get cherrished!
Nickiatori: we should tie the poll
 jacqui_lantern234: @bytecaster super mega uno reverse card deluxe! you cant respond to it, it has split second
 MegaDosX: @jacqui_lantern234 I never lie 
 RockPusher: jacqui_lantern234 stellar friends? just a bunch of fusing balls of hydrogen hanging out
Nickiatori: the poll is really close with like 16 people we can tie it
 bytecaster: @jacqui_lantern234 You activated my uno reverse trap card that I set before for just this occasion!
   Anubis169: 
 RockPusher: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: box text
 jacqui_lantern234: @bytecaster again, you cant. split second
 RockPusher: hmm, guess it was a text box
 bytecaster: Yu-Gi-Oh knows no Split second!
Nickiatori: 4 more vots for foundations and we can tie
 MegaDosX: @jacqui_lantern234 Split second only stops people casting things, triggered abilities still go off
 jacqui_lantern234: @bytecaster ok, fine, "can't be negated" 🙄
 jacqui_lantern234: @MegaDosX they said "activate"
 bytecaster: I do enjoy that we are rules lawyering this!
 MegaDosX: If you doing something activated something of theirs I would read that as a triggered ability
 MegaDosX: Therefore I am ruling you get hit by the Uno reverse and must accept our affection 
 bytecaster: This chat is judged at competitive REL
 jacqui_lantern234: @MegaDosX but trap cards in yugioh are activated unless faceup
 MegaDosX: Well as noted, Yugioh doesn't have Split Second, you're getting chocolate in the peanut butter, so the rules are getting wonkny
 MegaDosX: wonky*
 electra310: I missed the end of the poll, what are we drafting?
 jacqui_lantern234: @electra310 pioneer masters
 MegaDosX: I think Pioneer Masters won
ADTalks subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ADTalks! (Today's storm count: 16)
 electra310: Seems deec
 electra310: How do you spell that? Deece?
 jacqui_lantern234: tbf, there were 3 cool options so we couldnt go wrong 
 bytecaster: Dece?
 bytecaster: Deez?
 lamina5432: Deas
 jacqui_lantern234: @electra310 either single or double "e", both are good
 bytecaster: Or german: Dies
 bytecaster: (It's pronounced the same in German)
 jacqui_lantern234: @bytecaster [dee-ess]? 
 RockPusher: 
 jacqui_lantern234: but yeah, im in a good mood. a friend and i went in on a coffee order and we got our beans today
 jacqui_lantern234: well, i got beans and hot chocolate powder
 bytecaster: Happy bean day!
 electra310: We are supposed to get 3-5 inches of snow tomorrow. That would not be ideal.
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: an uncursed pancake.
 RockPusher:  
 electra310: Nobody in my town can drive even without the snow.
 baltimore_667083: @LRRbot the fact that the cursed ones are still roaming free terrifies me
gnomebot1: I have Macinaw City Fudge Dark Roast.
blackroseimmortal7: what it do be today
 bytecaster: Pioneer Masters Drafties
blackroseimmortal7: chill
 bytecaster: Well, as long as Graham follows the will of the people!
 electra310: Hi Graham!
 MegaDosX: How dare you be busy with your job
 jacqui_lantern234: hai G  youre a delight
 MegaDosX: Pioneer Masters won
 ShaneLeeAtk: Pioneer Matters
 KaleidoscopeMind: we could be lying
 micalovits: The format I wanted won
 bytecaster: And chat would of course never lie
 MegaDosX: !listen
  LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
 electra310: Yaaaaay!
maywecomein subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months, currently on a 92 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, maywecomein! (Today's storm count: 17)
 electra310: Milkshake bracket!
DoomBringerIL: any updates on the 'when' of the "out When ready" Friday nights? @LoadingReadyRun
 ShaneLeeAtk: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:55:57. 
 RockPusher: "Hello, I'm Phil Queue"
 MegaDosX: Uh oh
 electra310: Noooo, wrong on the internet!
 MegaDosX: You can't be wrong on the internet! There's laws against that!
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Never don't left.
  Juliamon: uh oh
 electra310: Okay, what's our first pick?
 Jillexie: Uhhhh
 MegaDosX: OK what's the pick chat
 Chaotically_Random: BAD TIMEING
 RatherLargeToad: Hero?
 electra310: I can't see them, I think we take the blue one on the right side
 micalovits: I am on team Force Gates
TopHatPeezy: I legit like Hero
 RockPusher: 
g0blinslide: @Graham, I liked the beerfest vlog
 RockPusher blames Windows
 Chaotically_Random: Hashtag Blame James?
 electra310: Beerfest was great!
jadeavenger: Hey Graham, Six-Thinker opponent here, went 7-2 in the end!
 micalovits: Who cares, it is surely in our deck now!
 jacqui_lantern234: G's beerfest vlogs are always so delightful ^_^
 googoltudoris: nice, well done!
 adept_nekomancer: Air Horse 1
 korvys: Oh man, wasn't Wingsteed Rider the card you wanted to pick in Friday Nights: Time Walking?
 walkwithoutrhythm: mono white!
 RatherLargeToad: I think the current bonus sheet is devotion related
 RockPusher: jadeavenger all that thinking paying off 
 Bugberry: white white white
 Chaotically_Random: Mono White All the way!
RedArrogantKnight: wew
  Juliamon: Fourth pick Linvala huh
 googoltudoris: stonks
 KaleidoscopeMind: coincidence: i was just fixing a cuticle
 electra310: I feel like white is beckoning us
 jacqui_lantern234: i like Audacity, G 
jadeavenger: @RockPusher yeahh! When the thinktwice gets you Lathril the game becomes a lot easier
 TheWriterAleph: gaaaryyyy
 ztghostie: haha, gary!
 jacqui_lantern234: ill make that joke every time
 korvys: Show me your secrets
 RockPusher: Can you collect the same sin more than once? *spams gluttony*
 micalovits: Shelter in the heroic deck seems... Real good
 bytecaster: @RockPusher Can I offer you some sloth in these trying tims?
 DarthRagnar815: I have an extensive collection of sins myself.
 ElektroTal: but is there a hall of the famer?
 LurkerSpine: Trailblaze it
 jacqui_lantern234: THE JUICE
dividesBy0: I would take your sloth but I'm feeling too lazy.
 bytecaster: Dingot
 BartholemewTheKitten: Gate then?
 LurkerSpine: Extort seems good?
 electra310: Love me a good gate
 Mindfire13: Screecher?
 MegaDosX: Love that for you
 TheWooglie: will it be releasing on Fridays?
 MegaDosX: I would equally accept no announcement or news, just *wham* and Friday Nights is on Youtube
gnomebot1: I'm also glad to see Crossing the Streams back.
 bytecaster: I can assure that there is already a "first?" comment, so all is right with the world
  Juliamon: Friday Nights' readiness is not connected to the frequency or quantity of people asking if there are updates
 googoltudoris: you heard it here, folks, surprise drop tomorrow
 jacqui_lantern234: oof, i cant do that, Graham, im busy fridays 
 TheWooglie: I thought I'd go for a question you'd have a definite answer for
stargateblue: Great beer fest video this year!
jadeavenger: anyways, I've got an exam tomorrow (more thinking, funnily enough) so Imma head out. Big Hugs Chat and Graham! 
 walkwithoutrhythm: that blue beer certainly was something
callmechrisgaming subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months!
 callmechrisgaming: wow 3 years huh
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, callmechrisgaming! (Today's storm count: 18)
 MehallD: WotC and Peter Morbacher have fallen out, but not over anything publicly known
SolarBlitz1 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 64 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, SolarBlitz1! (Today's storm count: 19)
 micalovits: I enjoy all your vlog, always so cozy and well shot
 electra310: Ooh, three colors
 Doc_Layzah: yes this year's beerfest vlog was a fun one! I'm VERY curious about french toast beer!
 EvilBadman: might sneak north for beerfest this year, need a thin reason to see vic in "not november"
 Cosmonautilis24: Oh yeah he's a big AI-art supporter
  Juliamon: oh, is he? that's unfortunate
 MegaDosX: Wait who was this?
 ztghostie: that is astonishing
attackllama31: "I want my art to be stolen!"
 MehallD: @MegaDosX Peter Mohrbacher, artist of Sire of Insanity
 MegaDosX: Ah
KaiTerranova: is he the reason why the Jumpstart "anime" cards looked so AI-generated?
RedArrogantKnight: some people think they can be the leopard and not the face
 MegaDosX: Honestly all the fawning over AI just makes me roll my eyes
 bytecaster: @RedArrogantKnight And here I am mostly interested in the "eat"
 Bugberry: is cow
miles_schmuck: Hailo @LoadingReadyRun what you recommend to draft in pioneer masters for returning CMD players? who wants to start on getting better in limited. 
 RatherLargeToad: “moo”
 GasCityGaming: On a day I can't eat cause i'm prepping for a medical thing all the content being fed to me is food based, wah!
 adept_nekomancer: It's an Emoosary.
 micalovits: @miles_schmuck Foundations
 electra310: @GasCityGaming At least we've got no food tokens in this one
 RatherLargeToad: Draft Foundations instead 
 bytecaster: Let's see how much "doot doot" is still left in the Borosian menace
 Bugberry: people are too afraid to durdle with card draw it seems.
miles_schmuck: last pick treasure cruise, what time to be alive in 2025
bensmith0987 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, bensmith0987! (Today's storm count: 20)
 LurkerSpine: Manuever maybe?
 googoltudoris: you were so sure we were gonna watch you lose. instead we're gonna watch you rumble to victory
 RatherLargeToad: how many tacticians is too many?
miles_schmuck: this decks looks better than my boros CMD deck
 jacqui_lantern234: @miles_schmuck 40. gotta save 1 slot for a land 
 bytecaster: @miles_schmuck And we will only have one opponent too!
 electra310: Oooh
 northos: you are correct
 RatherLargeToad: immune to most of this set’s removal
 ztghostie: it reads like it used to be rare
 MehallD: Yup, Paladin was rare
 Wicker_Guide: that used to be an above-curve creature
miles_schmuck: Mentor is UC?
 bytecaster: The meek needed more frequent help
TopHatPeezy: if we are instant eot-ing Tactician we can tap (or 'tap') our own heroic guys?
miles_schmuck: wow, i must have been missing much in the last years 
 tryllebanjo: Peasant viable! Biiiig shift!
 MegaDosX: They did a bunch of rarity shifting for this, probably for limited balancing
blackroseimmortal7: I would cut linvala
 micalovits: We have two flip lands and also probably only a 15-16 land deck
blackroseimmortal7: personally
 MegaDosX: Though Mentor has been uncommon for a little bit now
 LurkerSpine: Maze for value
 Bugberry: @miles_schmuck rarity only really matters for Limited, and Removal is really good, so not that surprising.
 bytecaster: Buuuuuuut beeeeeg angel though
 MegaDosX: Double Masters, The List, Foundations Jumpstart
GredGredmansson subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, GredGredmansson! (Today's storm count: 21)
  Juliamon: Linvala was just there to guide us
 tryllebanjo: Oh yeah!
 MegaDosX: https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/1/0/10c78b83-49d4-48c6-8aef-497541431c77.jpg?1710406351
 northos: ash zealot to make our mana unusable 
 tryllebanjo: Anti-blue-black Boros? I love it!
miles_schmuck: this feels like bot draft
 bytecaster: m'neuver
miles_schmuck: 
 MegaDosX: The List version used the Double Masters 2022 printing
 MegaDosX: So it definitely counts 
 micalovits: #BlameJames
miles_schmuck: from which series or game is the pet with the glasses?
 RockPusher: Graham unhappy with the new year resolution 
 MegaDosX: Cue the Puddle of Mudd
 BleedingToast: mentor of the meek is rare in foundations
 Wicker_Guide: Windows recommended settings made by and for people who stare at screen from 4 inches away while hiding under a blanked
g0blinslide: my favorite thing to do in this cube is to cast my second mentor of the meek
 MegaDosX: @BleedingToast And then uncommon in Foundations Jumpstart. Go figure.
 yog_soggoth55: video card problems?
 EvilBadman: is the app scale/magnification on?
 EvilBadman: windows loved randomly changing that
 googoltudoris: i'll see you on the blurry side
 BleedingToast: @MegaDosX Yeah its bizarre
Featherweight_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 110 months!
Featherweight_: Nice shirt G
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Featherweight_! (Today's storm count: 22)
  Juliamon: Windows happened
miles_schmuck: 110 months! OMG! 9 years! @Featherweight_
 MegaDosX: 
 bytecaster: Who needs to read cards anyway, am I right?
 jacqui_lantern234:  EDITOR KEEP IT IN
 SAJewers: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 KaleidoscopeMind: RIP
 TheWooglie: did you annoy Heather?
 Wicker_Guide: Heather... get the butcher knife
 MehallD: Hi heather!
g0blinslide subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
 RatherLargeToad: Dooooooooooomed
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, g0blinslide! (Today's storm count: 23)
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Tell 
 MegaDosX: Heather gonna getcha
 jacqui_lantern234: HEATHER KEEP IT IN! 
 electra310: Heather's going to GET you
TheFreak013: Hi, Heather!
 EvilBadman: 3/4 sleeves perfect for getting clawed to shit
Moroklumpen: It was so good
 micalovits: All of Qwerpline is amazing
 jacqui_lantern234: QWERPLine is one of my favourite things
 lirazel64: Or play other Kitty Corner team!
 electra310: My son has listened to the new season about five times through already. 
 ShaneLeeAtk: QWRPLine is my long distance driving companion.
 NotCainNorAbel: wow
 BartholemewTheKitten: But when is season 4 of QWEPLine is the real question
 far2muchsarcasm: I have one and can confirm, very lorge
theamc2000: flex please
 BartholemewTheKitten: Cause QWERPLine is the shiz
 micalovits: I have done a lot of semi braindead work while listening to qwerpline and the panalyst
 far2muchsarcasm: it makes a great sleep shirt
 yog_soggoth55: large = tent?
theamc2000: ty
 micalovits: We have two flip lands
 EvilBadman: ^
 Diabore: now hang on graham, it CAN
 bytecaster: Jaya stays!
 GredGredmansson: oh is this a heroic deck
 samu_btdp1985: Linvala and Knight valor to start probably
 micalovits: I would go 14-15 basics, can remember if our flip lands are both tapped
 BleedingToast: what does linvala do?
 GredGredmansson: extricator isn't a flipland i don't think
Moroklumpen: Dragon Mantle cantrips; I'd probably cut Martial Glory
 GredGredmansson: yeah its not
 micalovits: And right, I just saw the sign next to extricator and got confused
 Diabore: if linvala is ever online we;ve lost that game
blackroseimmortal7: yeah I cut both
 RatherLargeToad: Gotta enforce that bloodfire
 QuantumTwitch: does  linvala trigger in this deck
Moroklumpen: Martial Glory isn't bad but in this company it's nicely outclassed
 MegaDosX: You can add "o:heroic" to your search bar to pull them out specifically
 LurkerSpine: is there any graveyard casting for ash zealot?
 rentar42: wait, bofadees is in the set?
 GredGredmansson: @rentar42 who's steve jobs
 Diabore: @rentar42 whos steve jobs?
 EvilBadman: excellent work
Phosfur: 12 lands plus shelter?
 LurkerSpine: Does Witch's Mark target?
 Diabore: could it be another land instead of ordeal?
Phosfur: sorry, 15 lands
Asoxa subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 87 months!
 GredGredmansson: @LurkerSpine yes the wicked role token targets
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Asoxa! (Today's storm count: 24)
 micalovits: Could swap her for the woracle
 MegaDosX: That seems a little brave
 GredGredmansson: i think 16 is fine
Moroklumpen: Ordeal seems too good to cut
RedArrogantKnight: I would really not cut a land
 MegaDosX: I count Sejiri Shelter as half a land personally
 bytecaster: Can I get 11 lands, 11 lands? Anybody wanna do 10 lands?
 GredGredmansson: i've done 10 lands exactly once and that was because i had given up in my sealed league
 Diabore: bo1 you can get by on 15 lands
Ktolos: in paper 15 is probably fine, on arena 16/17 for best of one shuffler is probably better
DoomBringerIL: will friday nigjhts be out by... no pressure.. 2026? @LoadingReadyRun
 bytecaster: Our biggest mana cost is 4, so surely 8 lands should be enough easily
DoomBringerIL: missed it damnnnnn
DoomBringerIL: yey
Cptasparagus: Nov 2025
RedArrogantKnight: 90% of the work is the last 10%
 ashteranic: Zeno's friday nights
SixthMonarch: I miss the Mangum rewatch.. Was fun
 Wicker_Guide: WhenItsDone(TM)?
 Daggerpeak: oct 31 2025, you heard it here first
 bytecaster: Breaking news: Official date has been given
 GredGredmansson: hi waracle
DoomBringerIL: beerfest was a good temp fix
DoomBringerIL: need moar
 EvilBadman: one day LRR will record a bunch of stuff and never release it like Prince 
theamc2000: I think they will target the warocle
 KeytarCat: A decidedly armed oracle
theamc2000: wrong
theamc2000: I
theamc2000: I was wrong
 bytecaster: Happens to the best of us
Cptasparagus: this is the most anti-aggro lol
 NotCainNorAbel: If we are asking about Friday Nights; the showcase picture request hasn't gone out yet right?
 Diabore: all of our flesh
boredkid07: My opponent has interaction 
Moroklumpen: Start going wide with crusader?
Moroklumpen: Cruisin' for a bruisin'!
 micalovits: !card sejiri shelter
  LRRbot: Sejiri Shelter [1W] (back: Sejiri Glacier) | Instant | Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
 CrossXhunteR: how goes british columbia on this early january afternoon?
thmanwithnoname subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 104 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, thmanwithnoname! (Today's storm count: 25)
 bytecaster: Wide wide board
 bytecaster: How dare they hover our creature!
OLLYbear82:  
 MurphEP: 
 MegaDosX: Nobody's ever said that before
Moroklumpen: Holy carp this matchup is out to get you
 jacqui_lantern234: please, sir, my width
 bytecaster: Who put all those birds inside that mystic anyway?
theamc2000: @bytecaster the mystic is dropping bread
 cosarprime: wait, really?
 CrossXhunteR: i was unaware of that
 micalovits: Wait what?
OLLYbear82: is the Bear Force One Deck still fun to play?
 ztghostie: i didn't know that 
 korvys: Seen any good GDQ runs this year?
SaxPython: Today I learned
 bytecaster: TIL
lilmeaches: also didnt know that!
 couchboyj: TIL indeed
 MegaDosX: You can do that to attack or block
theamc2000: ty Graham
SaxPython: 
 MehallD: jeez opponent
 CrossXhunteR: i assume that applies for manually tapping lands in bunches too?
blackroseimmortal7: this archetype is a terrible matchup for you
lilmeaches: yay! learning
Moroklumpen: I think you do
Moroklumpen: But it's tough
 bytecaster: It does turn our 1/1 into a 3/2
DoomBringerIL: what else r u gonna save?
  RayFK: Full send
  RayFK: Be a gamer
  RayFK: #wotcstaff
 MrPipboy3000: @CrossXhunteR Double tap Q and tap all your lands at once (in arena)
benv0li0 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 68 months!
 benv0li0: hi
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, benv0li0! (Today's storm count: 26)
 bytecaster: No more birds for you!
  RayFK: I am here with the pro (I'm a Silver league champion) strats
 GredGredmansson: i think i know what the red splash is for now
 MehallD: correct
TopHatPeezy: not that swift, doesnt even have haste
 jacqui_lantern234: @RayFK not a gold?! smh my head 
 LurkerSpine: why did they not attack with the 6 flyers?
 bytecaster: That horse blocks birds
 TehAmelie: it's only a kite, it needs another creature to control it
theamc2000: walking fast
 bytecaster: Maybe that horse doesn't block birds
akundez: stuttering warkite just didnt have the same ring to it
 couchboyj: Swift Warkite (Taylor's Version)
dividesBy0: attacking with birds is just so much work when you have to click them one by one 
 EvilBadman: for the birds, you say
  RayFK: No, no it isn't
DoomBringerIL: what a bizzare op
  RayFK: You put the fear of "Uh ohhhh, pumpieeeees" into them
 GredGredmansson: i mean, they could be afraid that you have a trumpet blast or something
 bytecaster: See, should have only played 5 lands and this wouldn't have happend!
 bytecaster: What?
DoomBringerIL: wut?
 ztghostie: what
dividesBy0: ???
 bytecaster: Shock?
 ztghostie: they're savage slow rolling
 MegaDosX: Am opponent OK?
 TehAmelie: are they paranoid or mean?
 DarthRagnar815: 
 EvilBadman: Op playing on a phone an unable flunge?
 JoannaTastic: They got bored of clicking
 GredGredmansson: they're afraid of the crackback
Moroklumpen: Bophadeez!
DoomBringerIL: never unlucky
 JoannaTastic: They're afraid you'll haunt them
  RayFK: Can't win if you don't go for it
DoomBringerIL: op pump fakes
  RayFK: I am SHOOK by the lack of a counter or bounce
  RayFK: Ah
boredkid07: More interaction 
 bytecaster: air honse
Moroklumpen: Air Horse 1?
TopHatPeezy: oppo did a super job of drafting the UW flash deck
RedArrogantKnight: we use JUST martial glory, right?
 Diabore: glory first
 Diabore: imo
 bytecaster: Martial Glory alone does a lot already
boredkid07: Yeah. 
 micalovits: Or just glory and trade the crusader
 ludusprime: do it
AyatoTheGod: hey hey
AyatoTheGod: how are you doing ?
 bytecaster: Yeah
boredkid07: 
Moroklumpen: Nice!
RedArrogantKnight: this is fiiiine
 LurkerSpine: Now assault?
Moroklumpen: He's tapped out!
 ludusprime: DO IT
 Diabore: all good her
 LurkerSpine: oh wait, it +2?
 Diabore: here
 electra310: Crush them!
 adambomb625: That's fine i guess?
RedArrogantKnight: they spent the spell to keep the cutthroat alive, makes sense, seems fine
 bytecaster: Seems fine?
 LurkerSpine: forgot about the counters
boredkid07: Assault only saves the 1 drop
 Diabore: @LurkerSpine spell on our turn plus mizzium
 electra310: Aw
 MrPipboy3000: Gets an extra 1/1
 Diabore: this is fine imo
 TheAwkes: First strike saves the crusader, at least.
 Mindfire13: Crusader lives though
DoomBringerIL: no point
Moroklumpen: Either way is fine
 micalovits: I would just let it happen
DoomBringerIL: oh first stirke!
AyatoTheGod: im totally new to the game and started today. any advice or tips for me where to begin or which deck is worth using
RedArrogantKnight: 2R: Kill target Cutthroat
 ludusprime: they have a land
 ludusprime: haha
 electra310: GG!
 jacqui_lantern234: @AyatoTheGod people devote literal years to answering this question 
breadisbest1 gifted a Tier 1 sub to AyatoTheGod! They have given 11 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, AyatoTheGod! (Today's storm count: 27)
 bytecaster: Is Starter Deck Duel still on Arena?
 MegaDosX: People have demonstrably learned things from you today Graham 
 LurkerSpine: Step 1: Get Arena and do the tutorial
TopHatPeezy: jumpstart on arena is pretty good to get a feel
 Diabore: and pokemon
 electra310: The Arena tutorial is how I learned, it's helpful and free
 Diabore: kejin got back on the pokemon today
 Saintnex: for Standard, I’d say mono Red Deck Wins is it bad
 Robot_Bones: Kenji is still uploading his Youtube Vids
rainbowolf13: @AyatoTheGod If you're looking to fer into standard the Starter Deck Dual is a solid place to start then take a look at sites like MTGGoldfish that log the popular/successful decks in the format
 AyatoTheGod: tyvm @breadisbest1
boredkid07: Kenji ALSO won't teach you standard.
DoomBringerIL: Crokeyz also very informative when he'll b back from vacay
 TehAmelie: i tried Arena out a couple months ago, it took 3 days to get through the tutorials. they're pretty comprehensive
TopHatPeezy: @DoomBringerIL gotta be able to understand Irish for that though 
 Robot_Bones: trap card activated
HatsWearCats subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 132 months, currently on a 132 month streak!
 HatsWearCats: 11... years
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, HatsWearCats! (Today's storm count: 28)
DoomBringerIL: @TopHatPeezy he's a standard god but yeah accent is THICK lol
 jacqui_lantern234: @AyatoTheGod for finding a deck you like, pick your favourite card and try building a deck that does only that thing and things that pair well with it
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: oh no it's the hehe hoohoo man
 HatsWearCats: Im never leaving
 Saintnex: I would say the precon standard decks aren’t terrible on arena, there’s also the starter decks event to learn different mechanica
 HatsWearCats: Im YOUR probblem now
 couchboyj: Jim Davis plays a lot of Standard and is an enjoyable streamer
 thmanwithnoname: how does he fit that in around drawing Garfield?
 electra310: I had fun building a knights deck on Arena, back in the day. 
 ztghostie: I second jim davis, he also has his bronze to mythic limited series and in the early ranks he really talks through his plays for new players
DoomBringerIL: will u guys ever invite crokeyz to a PPR? @LoadingReadyRun
boredkid07: Causes a mess on Theros. Parties so hard he ascends to divinity. Dies. ...that's about all he does.
 Mindfire13: Tolarian Community College also has several videos on YouTube aimed at helping new players learn, if I remember correctly.
 northos: OW
theamc2000: oh no
 micalovits: WOW
 ludusprime: yes
 MehallD: the exactsies!
 TheWriterAleph: wow.
 1y1e: magic the gathering
 MehallD: yeesh
 electra310: Wow!
redpandrake: 
TopHatPeezy: @boredkid07 ngl sounds pretty ace
 northos: ghor clan rampager claims another victim
 SolarBlitz1: Wait waht I looked away for a SECOND
DoomBringerIL: boom
QuixoticScrivener: oof owwie, my bones
 MegaDosX: You Died.
 HatsWearCats: "Did you have fun?"
 ludusprime: Fickle God isn't so fickle
 electra310: That was... a thing
 MrPipboy3000: 2020 green cards huh ...
LordSaphni: Well that Escalated Quickly
 NornsFelidar: magic the gathering
 BartholemewTheKitten: Dang the fact that it was exactsies
 jamwno: those gods are no joke
AtomicAlchemical subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months, currently on a 62 month streak!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, AtomicAlchemical! (Today's storm count: 29)
lilmeaches: 
 northos: yeah bloodrush can only target attackers
 northos: idk that you're supposed to play around that specific combination of cards tbh 
 micalovits: I mean, who expects the 18 haste dammage in limited?
 CaptainSpam: I swear, the coloring of those mountain cards make me think they're Negative, and thus you can hold an extra card in your hand.
 micalovits: Must not have lost enough to it in draft 
 LurkerSpine: maybe opponent doesn't realize dragon's mantle gives firebreathing?
Antiivvan: What limited is this? Is it an arena-specific set?
 northos: the tokens weren't printed with haste, might be part of it
 electra310: Pioneer Masters Draft
DoomBringerIL: nice mana
 northos: (they generally don't print haste on tokens, since it only matters for one turn)
 Diabore: fiendslayer is scared of open plains
 HatsWearCats: "A probbblem? Or an Opportunity" is the 3rd chapter in my autobbiography
 MegaDosX: Probletunity
  RayFK: You lose some and you lose some
  RayFK: you know how it goes
 ExitPursuedByABear: idk why, but I just became very impressed by how clean LRR's green screen set up is for the streaming set
 micalovits: I think with no other play it is fine
 SnowBuddy18: We get to draft again!
  RayFK: Exactly
 northos: the only winning move is...not to play?
 jacqui_lantern234: @RayFK maybe YOU do. i ALWAYS win on the other hand 
 electra310: We already called Milkshake Bracket for this draft
 ztghostie: sometimes you get to pay and sometimes you just don't
 ztghostie: *play
 AtomicAlchemical: I mean, what else are you going to do there?
 bytecaster: Did you have fun though?  / 
 TehAmelie: it's a coin flip every time. heads you lose, tails they win
 Diabore: @ExitPursuedByABear it helps when you can paint a whole wall green
 MrPipboy3000: I've been playing since 1995, never won a game ... been there
 EvilBadman: sometimes you lose, other times OP wins
 grgriffin3: Sometimes, games of Magic simply aren't
TopHatPeezy: a great learning opportnity for new player to understand variance and not getting salty
 micalovits: @jacqui_lantern234 With how cute and lovable you are, that is very easy to believe
  RayFK: Sometimes you black out and wake up crying in the LGS bathroom holding a pile of Plains and a Nicol Bolas
 ztghostie: castable!
 SolarBlitz1: This is an example on how sometimes, the game is just out of your control
 TehAmelie: the best players in the world only win about 50% of the time (real fact)
 Robot_Bones: We sings songs that remind us of the bad times we sing songs that remind us of the worse times
  RayFK: The Clean Screen
 RockPusher: We once saw a man lose so hard he pocket baconed
 ExitPursuedByABear: @Diabore I can see it. While I just notice how impressed I am, I'm not surprised given LRR's technical know how
  RayFK: The day you change that default background is the day Twitch chat EXPLODES
 northos: [green intensifies]
 electra310: So green!
boredkid07: W H A T
 ExitPursuedByABear: [so big]
 EvilBadman: @RayFK seriously
 HatsWearCats: Whats Percival doing these days? He good?
 Caffine1138: Lorg Void
MyrddintheWizard subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
 MyrddintheWizard: Oh the greenest screen.  Cheers Everyone!
 Dumori: You really need a new booth shot or to rescale that photo cause it is BIG
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, MyrddintheWizard! (Today's storm count: 30)
 ztghostie: my immersion!
WakeForAMate: THE BACKGROUND WAS NEVER REAL?!?!?!
  Juliamon: It was real 10 years ago
 KaleidoscopeMind: It was real at some point. Years ago
 Robot_Bones: I wish I knew editing so I could make that so you do an explosion when you switch to the greenscreen like that
 MegaDosX: You should flip that background one day and not say anything
  RayFK: THERE IS NO FRIDGE
 RockPusher: Studio B now I think is more floorspace than the "big" studio in Delta?
 GasCityGaming: There is no fridge?!
 RockPusher: *A
 SolarBlitz1: That  Wii U is clearly still relevant
  Juliamon: Back during the YRR of LRR they actually had alternate camera angles!
 EvilBadman: That WiiU isn't covered in a fine dust, also
dividesBy0: Oh, I'ld just assumed the LRR crew were all tiny.
 Wicker_Guide: nonsense, Percival the fox has always been the size of a small car
 ztghostie: "10 years" *looks at the wii u on the shelf* yeah that adds up
  Juliamon: (And then they realized how pointless that was)
Crwmy: @KaleidoscopeMind Hyperrealism will get us all somewhen
 CaptainSpam: LRR just lives in a dimension with a gigantic Ikea shelf that disappears at will and contains an also-gigantic Wii U tablet.
 Diabore: we could keening the audacity
boredkid07: I am shocked. I am shook. My trust has been sundered.
 Robot_Bones: Wii U Wii U Wii U
 EvilBadman: Wait how do we know that's not the Switch Successor
  Juliamon: I dunno, the screws are hidden
 bytecaster: @EvilBadman Switch 2 Pro confimed
 Diabore: @bytecaster the Switch No U
 HatsWearCats: Its the Tap Tap Concede background
 grgriffin3: The AUDACITY of this centaur
 Robot_Bones: they could totally have one, Beej's Uncle works at Nintendo
 EvilBadman: @Robot_Bones He's very, very reaaaal
 bytecaster: rude
 Robot_Bones: @EvilBadman I too like to pretend Beej is real
 micalovits: You can draw card, but no draw horse club?
BrowneePointz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 70 months!
 BrowneePointz: (Kung Pow voice) WOAH! That’s a lotta Months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, BrowneePointz! (Today's storm count: 31)
dividesBy0: I imagine horse club is equipment
FoxesinBoxes92 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
FoxesinBoxes92: Hey graham! Hope you're doing well! Just saw the 2024 beerfest video, great as always!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, FoxesinBoxes92! (Today's storm count: 32)
lenkense: is this draft?
 Diabore: itll be draft again soon
 HatsWearCats: @FoxesinBoxes92 We went to the same Naming Convention
 northos: second the appreciation of the beerfest video, gave me an unexplainable hankering for blue beer even though I live nowhere near any of your local breweries 
 grgriffin3: Judge, opponent is being a big ol' meanie
 micalovits: F
 jacqui_lantern234: me, getting salt roped on arena: jokes on them, i CANT get bored watching LRR 
 Neddy471: My father is 64.
 Diabore: you... you could have led with that op
boredkid07: O O F
 northos: I am telling you that now 
 electra310: That mana screw was pretty brutal
 MegaDosX: You never asked 
 ghizmou: when you get beaten down by selesnya, oh brother
 grgriffin3: Well that was a paddling. Run it back!
 electra310: Duskmourn?
 Bugberry: @Neddy471 my friend group are in our early 30s and quote that all the time.
 Lord_Hosk: https://i.imgur.com/5URLpet.png
 northos: 
 jamwno: how old?
Going_Medium subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 100 months, currently on a 100 month streak!
 Going_Medium: 1 YEAR!
 EvilBadman: Take two
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Going_Medium! (Today's storm count: 33)
 WanderingWinder: 
 Neddy471: @Bugberry I'm sure it happens, but as a fellow Elder Millennial, it is my job to make my brethren feel as old as possible.
WanderingWinder subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, WanderingWinder! (Today's storm count: 34)
 BrowneePointz: Anyways I’m excited for the Aetherdrift deep dive on TTC cuz yall gonna be SHOCKED at how much Amonkhet has changed(and how neat Muraganda is)
 Chaotically_Random: Could you Imagine picking up the wrong kid after this long
 TehAmelie: remember changelings are only real in the game
 jacqui_lantern234: G, metric is base 10. its 10 metric years
coriolis_storm: Only 1? Not much of a collection 
 MegaDosX: How dare you remind us of time's passage
 micalovits: Don't you dare hurt my back like that G!
 electra310: Prop Baby is NINE?
 northos: @jacqui_lantern234 or is a metric year 1000 months?
jmchap: my girl is 8 and boy is 10
 Dumori: 9 it tracks but also no
 Jillexie: My youngest is 12 and I don't know what is happening
 jacqui_lantern234: @northos i...its not
 HatsWearCats: Penelope is the age of the greenscreen minus 1, thats how I remember
 lonlycracker: That's bait
 Dumori: Tbh my niece is 19 and I went to the pub with her last week...
 grgriffin3: "Why does (generation) do this???" is easy engagement bait, it is what it is
 Diabore: Lets go gr stomps
 ghizmou: Gen Z has a deep hatred for Millenials, I can't explain it
 Dumori: I last saw here at like age13
boredkid07: @ghizmou they hate us cause they ain't us
 grgriffin3: Facts
 BartholemewTheKitten: Time for Poly to get aspect of hydra'd
 EvilBadman: The only time I;ve seen that one be true is "millenials show up at airports 2 hours early"
 Bugberry: There's lots of things people associate with a specific generation, but that only a specific part of the country did.
dividesBy0: I'm a 12th Gen Intel CPU.
 grgriffin3: Paul U. Kranos, Attorney at Law
 BartholemewTheKitten: Hydra on your hydra
 Diabore: I like smites
 korvys: Also, how expensive must those boxes be
thegiftedgrifter: I like cutthroat
GreatGodOm: specter at uncommon is nice.
boredkid07: I follow it with Anex or Elephant
 TheAwkes: I don't think it's a waste of time, but I do think it's habitually misapplied.
 Strebenherz: @evilbadman because airports suck
Yhelta: I still remember the stream highlight when Prop Baby was SUPER adamant about the pronunciation of tomato. Laughed for 10 solid minutes
 revhologram: I 'm from a weird liminal space where, depending on definitions, I'm either Gen X, Millennial, or somehow nothing
 MegaDosX: You had to once upon a time
 grgriffin3: It depends on the airport
 electra310: Doesn't everybody go to the airport two hours early?
 littleunknownn: I show up early cause I stress out
 Bruceski: I grew up 90 miles away from the airport. You leave PLENTY of time to have weird stuff happen when going there.
 electra310: I go to ours three hours early because the TSA is _very_ terrible
 Xed_Regulus: I had someone at work complain about Millennials. He was surprised when I said, "I'm a Millennial." I'm in my 40s
 Strebenherz: @graham madness
 CaptainSpam: I show up early at airports because I've learned from experience it is better than arriving late.
 Going_Medium: Gen X, I do at SFO, not worth the risk of not being 2 hrs early.
 iris_of_ether: I think 2 hours early is dead required for Seattle
 EvilBadman: Yeah, Seattle Airports a crapshoot
 TehAmelie: i was born in 1980 which is apparently the "xennial" generation cause we just have to put everyone in boxes
 BrowneePointz: Yea I was born in 92 but in the Midwest back when generational drift was still slow, so I’m in that weird Zillenial liminal space
 WanderingWinder: *only* two hours? You are all braver than me (tongue-in-cheek but also true)
 northos: yeah I think it's very airport (and risk tolerance) dependent
 TehAmelie: but consider: https://i.imgur.com/OWf0s5b.jpg
 Strebenherz: KCI here two hours is reasonable
 Bruceski: I can sit at home with a book, or I can sit at my gate with a book. One of them has the advantage of knowing things are done
 TheAwkes: I only aim for "no less than an hour" flying out of an airport as busy as Vancouver when I'm flying domestic.
DoomBringerIL: in Israel it's like 2hrs minimum @LoadingReadyRun
 EvilBadman: Fugi's last minute airport posts spike my brain
 Neddy471: @Xed_Regulus Yeah, I have grey in my beard and I'm at the receiving end of a lot of attempts at "the millennial youths are stupid/crazy/weird, am I right?"
GreatGodOm: Draft stip idea: Downshifted rare draft. You have to either take the rare, or a card that has been downshifted from rare.
 Lord_Hosk: Generations really broke down with Millennials. Gen X and before there are a lot of generational norms.  Millennials there is elder and younger norms.  anything younger than the younger Millennials, there is just no consistency beyond a couple years, society changes too fast.
 KeytarCat: I learned to show up super early shortly after 2001, and I think there's probably something notable about that 
 Bugberry: I work at a grocery store with lots of late teens/early 20s, and only occasionally do I feel the disconnect.
 jacqui_lantern234: can it really be called an Experiment One deck if you have more than one copy of it? 
 BrowneePointz: I agree Hosk
 CaptainSpam: I'm sort of fond of SFO.  It's a nice airport.
 Wicker_Guide: meh, age-based cohorts are real. 20-year boxes are not
 Going_Medium: Also, missed a flight to Hawaii because we were only 40 minutes early to the baggage check and they would not take our bags... Now I'm  early
 BrowneePointz: and that’s true on a sociological level as well
 CaptainSpam: SJC's also a good one.
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: millenials love magic: the gathering
 Dumori: @Going_Medium The luggage handling is the real reason to be early
 CaptainSpam: Why do Millennials hate being categorized? 
 Bugberry: @Lord_Hosk the internet creating a culture with fewer and fewer centralized cultural touchstones is partly responsible. Lots of subgroups in their bubbles.
 BrowneePointz: Anyways I’m just excited for yall to experience new Thicc Frog God Mommy and the cavalcade of jokes that will follow
 Wicker_Guide: @BrowneePointz what?
GreatGodOm: When it comes to air travel, I'd rather be 30 minutes early, than 30 minutes late.
 Strebenherz: I'm not sure about generational markers but I remember using vhs tapes and cellphones becoming popular
 Greyah: Why’s that Ardenvale Tactician got a weird name plate thingy?
 micalovits: @BrowneePointz The what now, and where do I worship?
 Bugberry: @Wicker_Guide new Ahmonkhet god that is Frog Lady
 MegaDosX: @Greyah Parallax art
redpandrake:  fertility frog
 BrowneePointz: @wicker_guide in the planeswalker guide they showed off two new Amonkheti Gods, one is the God of the Luxa(and fertility) and she is a THICCCCX frog lady
 Robot_Bones: I was with IT once
 Neddy471: @Lord_Hosk The real problem is the Internet, honestly: There is a foundational difference between people like myself who grew up without the internet, and those who grew up with it.
 Strebenherz: @browneepointz what mica said
 CaptainSpam: "No, John, you are the cringe." And then John became an old.
 TehAmelie: i can accept marking the baby boom waves as generational categories. the gen X was the second wave, when the baby boomers all had kids. and then the third wave was millenials but by that time it was rather spread out
 TheAwkes: Cringe will become them.
DoomBringerIL: 2025 started with "US wants to annex Canada".... have u considered we are actually in the Fallout universe? @LoadingReadyRun
 revhologram: I mean you can say it, but you'll be wrong
 jacqui_lantern234: 25 years?!?! Graham how could you do this to my back?! 
 KeytarCat: I refuse to cringe!
 JonnyH: I would simply not be cringe
 micalovits: I uuhhh... Need a picture, for science you know. And to send to a friend
 MegaDosX: Dread it, run from it, cringe arrives all the same
 electra310: The more you try not to become cringe, the more cringe you will be
 Kentosaurus: "I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too"
 Xed_Regulus: My friend's daughter is 20. I made sure to make her cringe by asking if I had, "the rizz?"
 Strebenherz: We all become cringe, Simpsons was on point with the "IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOOOOOU"
 electra310: We must embrace cringe and burn it for fuel
 Neddy471: @JonnyH Do not kill the cringe, kill the part that cringes.
 Strebenherz: Exactly @electra310
 iris_of_ether: Honestly going overboard with new slang to be an awkward dork is a unique joy
 Bugberry: Nier Automata's ending basically has someone say "life is about being cringe" and I love it for that.
 BrowneePointz: anyways wow the fact that chat hasn’t seen Thicc Frog God Mommy they really did just throw those Planeswalker guides out there and no one saw them huh?
 MegaDosX: @Xed_Regulus Ask her if she pays her phantom tax in Ohio (making sure to enunciate phantom properly)
 electra310: My son is fifteen now and it is _very_ funny to be cringe at him.
TheMadPunter: Yeah, just choose not to be cringe. Skill issue 😛
attackllama31: cringe is inevitable so why not embrace it
 jacqui_lantern234: @Xed_Regulus omg, thats so delightful, Xed  :3
 BrowneePointz: ye
 Julian_Rogue: Hi G, Been playing for 11 years. any tips on which deck to get started with?
 Strebenherz: Planeswalker guide?  What's that
 BrowneePointz: there’s some fun art. and an INCREDIBLE Island from Mark Poole
 RatherLargeToad: Love a big frog 
 Xed_Regulus: @jacqui_lantern234 It was 
 BrowneePointz: it might be my new fave Island art
 KringusWringus: in wheelers chat the other day we were daydreaming about Loot getting hit by a car in Aether Drift
 grgriffin3: Ruh roh
 BrowneePointz: no, Wheeler was. I like Loot
 MegaDosX: Just be late 
 Bugberry: @Strebenherz lowdown on the new plane/update on returning one.
 northos: yeaaaaah I don't think that's happening 
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: oops
noSmokeFire: anyone else in the moonbase?
 Xaunaught: anyone else around to take over the draft?
 korvys: There's noone prepping for Long Game you can tag in?
 cardbross: one of these days, Arena will add an autodraft
 Wicker_Guide: Chair stream?
 micalovits: Can't even make Beej draft?
 grgriffin3: PAUL
 jacqui_lantern234: wow! how rude of them not to accomodate Penelope 
 definenull: I'm sure Gibb would be up to drafting 
 electra310: Paul will save us!
 RockPusher: Paul MTG TIme 
 RatherLargeToad: Let Bartleby take over for the auto picks
 TehAmelie: light up the moon signal
 ghyllnox: Hey Paul wanna draft?
 jacqui_lantern234: helloo, paul 
 CaptainSpam: Paul is silent, like a ninja.
 Bugberry: @cardbross doesn't it already have autopicker if you don't do anything?
 revhologram: Paul draft?
 electra310: We will help Paul draft!
noSmokeFire: paul paul paul
 Land_Manatee: Paul drafts, lol
 iris_of_ether:   
TheMadPunter: Paul! 💜
 Robot_Bones: Only one of the Pauls
 jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Love Paul
 micalovits: Which Paul clone is in the office today G?
TheMadPunter: @Bugberry Yeah but it takes a while
 TehAmelie: hi Paul
 MegaDosX: Hi Paul!
 ghizmou: 
HEXP1XEL: PAUL
 grgriffin3: Hellooooo!
 KringusWringus: paulllll
TheMadPunter: @micalovits Assuming he can even tell the difference
 definenull: Hi Paul!
 iris_of_ether:   
 Dumori: Ahaha the timing
 HatsWearCats: "Nobbodys in the Moonbabse" Paul 
 electra310: Hi Paul!
 Saintnex: those were noises lol
 jacqui_lantern234: oh look, its paul! hes so handsome and delightful and everybody loves him!!! 
 BrowneePointz: ooo You look great in blue buffalo plaid Paul!
bramble_st: Heyyy
 korvys: Hi Paul! Hope you're feeling better
 CaptainSpam: It's Paul!
 northos: hello!
DoomBringerIL: loved the secret lair review of 2024 and the side content of the other sets @LoadingReadyRun
 revhologram: hey 
 northos: D:
Flyingdelorion: Hello Paul
 Neddy471: Hello Paul! Your beard is majestic, as always.
 northos: it was a different person previously FWIW 
 micalovits: Oh right, also only pack 2
 TehAmelie: there's some joke about Monte Crisco and stopping everything up
 definenull: lurmtug and funpuff
Professor_Colin: this isnt Bear force one   ?
 electra310: Luurmtug, very good
Yhelta: LURM-TUG?
 jacqui_lantern234: ive definitely started saying LRRm-Tug
 RockPusher: Lurm Tug! Lurm Tug!
noSmokeFire: I've been saying lurmtug for years
 SnowBuddy18: It sounds too much like wurm tug
 TheAwkes: We've been doing it for how many years at this point?
 Wicker_Guide: @TehAmelie BRB gotta get revenge on my best friend and his pet prosecutor
 EvilBadman: a kingdom of cards
 BrowneePointz: Lurmtug, the Orc Bard(uses playing cards like Gambit)
 cardbross: time to have a conversation with the head of marketing
 micalovits: I am sure it is just revenge from CardKingdom - A Kingdom of Cards!
Cptasparagus: I tug my lrrm all the time
 Robot_Bones: Did cardkingdom start this a vengence
 electra310: Bye Graham!
 Land_Manatee: Bye Graham!
 Ashmantle: 
 definenull: godspeed, G!
 TheAwkes: "help"
 micalovits: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
 jacqui_lantern234: later G 
 RockPusher: Go pick up P!
 Wicker_Guide: We're chat, we're helping
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Help"
 NotCainNorAbel: We are helpers!
 MegaDosX: Bye Graham!
 Bugberry: pick the green and white ones
 korvys: !listen
  LRRbot: Chat seems active.
 grgriffin3: See ya, G!
TheMadPunter: Wasn't "Lrrmtg" Saruman's spy embedded in Edoras to sway the will of King Theoden?
 cosarprime: So....
 RockPusher: See ya G
 Neddy471: Bye Graham! Be a good dad!
redpandrake: 
 Going_Medium: Draft it Paul!  Yay!
 TehAmelie: byee
 Saintnex: bye G
bramble_st: Bye!
 Dumori: Actually help?
TopHatPeezy: k luv u byeee
 MegaDosX: Paul you just need to pick the white and green things, it'll be fine
 cosarprime: pivot to Blue/Black control?
 electra310: Say hi to Penelope for us!
 jacqui_lantern234: ok, chat, be cool, give paul good advice!
Flyingdelorion: Bye Graham!
 KringusWringus: Paul you should only take dudes with Mustaches or Fun Hats
 Mythallian: BIG QUOTATION Help /BIG QUOTATION
 SnowBuddy18: Pick cards on colour
 northos: I recommend the green and/or white cards
 korvys: If you stick to green and white, you'll probably be fine
 TabbyLavalamp: At this point just pick every land.
 BartholemewTheKitten: Autopicker vs Paulopicker
 cardbross: just draft the highest CMC thing
 micalovits: Us giving good advice requires us to be... Good
 TehAmelie: let's elect one backseater (if even that)
dividesBy0: Problem with autopicker is it ignores what you have previously selected.
 Land_Manatee: Cut white, I guess
hattingston: Time to pivot to dimit
 RockPusher: Paul assumes Direct Control!
 electra310: If one is good, two is surely better
Yhelta: Uninstall Graham, Install Paul
 Wicker_Guide: @TehAmelie I nominate Jordan
 jacqui_lantern234: i still say take the white card, make sure others dont get it
 micalovits: Pack 2
 korvys: Pack 2
 TheAwkes: Finishing a pile that will be someone else's problem. 
 TabbyLavalamp: Two Celestial Archons, so being able to return one of those is good.
 jacqui_lantern234: pack 2
 electra310: Keening Appairition was good last time
 Kentosaurus: At this point pick green and/or white cards and the bus pretty much drives itself. (disclaimer: I am bad at draft)
 CrossXhunteR: wow, it's paul
 jacqui_lantern234:  gdi paul
 grgriffin3: Yes, and she does it so loud that she breaks something!
 Land_Manatee: See, Paul understands Magic.
 electra310: Yes, it sounds like that and it makes things die
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: LRRPaulTG
 BrowneePointz: I thought that was knowing something in Scotland
 TehAmelie: it's a fine line between keening and whining
 Going_Medium: I thought it was like peachy...
 jacqui_lantern234: honestly, taking cards that match colours is not half bad at this point
 TehAmelie: @BrowneePointz that's kenning
 MurphEP: I looked away and Graham is different??
 BrowneePointz: @tehamelie I was making a joooooooke
 micalovits: I mean, its a lot of cards we probably won't be playing
noSmokeFire: @BrowneePointz He digivolved
 Land_Manatee: Anyone see Wheeler draft 6 bats recently?
 TehAmelie: ooh
 micalovits: But the Boat is good
Jet_Almighty: Cuise
 electra310: Graham was subject to the depredations of time, but it's okay because now we get Paul
Yhelta: Dollar store Graham
 TabbyLavalamp: @MurphEP He put on his new glasses.
 jacqui_lantern234: @MurphEP had to go pick up his child from school, pauls just gonna finish picking cards and head off, i assume
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: @MurphEP Graham has always been like this  
Yhelta: He have Graham at home
 jacqui_lantern234: new pack who dis
 EvilBadman: Bah this pack stingy with the white and green
 micalovits: Well this is a boring pack
 Kentosaurus: i guess take the mythic for the gems?
 electra310: This pack is terrible
 northos: rough pick 1 here, nothing you really want
 Land_Manatee: Terrible pack for us
typeswitch: what is this set?
 electra310: Disciple is probably as good as it gets
 northos: could take the gate or the rare just for fun
 MurphEP: Hey I respect Graham's desire to take on a new look
 EvilBadman: @typeswitch pio masters
 BrowneePointz: experiment one
 electra310: Tactician!
 northos: @typeswitch pioneer masters, it's an arena-only reprint-only set
typeswitch: @EvilBadman oh i see, thanks!
TheMadPunter: oo, another Experiment One!
 micalovits: Uhhh, Experiment one! Or... Two?
 electra310: We like Ardenvale Tactician
Jet_Almighty: Experiment one is one I'd take
 definenull: dat asp tho 
 BrowneePointz: oooo wait tactician
 KringusWringus: hi James
 BrowneePointz: tactician or experiment
 MegaDosX: Graham also said he didn't think anyone was here. Was everyone hiding until he left? 
 RockPusher: !listen
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 Bugberry: so far there hasn't been many critical decisions
 Saintnex: hi James
 TehAmelie: a moment ago Graham was sure he was alone in the building, the streamers are multiplying
 CaptainSpam: It's Famous YouTuber James Turner, everyone! *studio audience cheers*
 electra310: Hi James!
 northos: chat is, unfortunately, divided
typeswitch: i prefer the Snesian Asp myself
 electra310: Mentor, yeah!
 EvilBadman: charm, maybe?
Thatg33kguy: Charm
 BrowneePointz: charm
 Land_Manatee: Actually good picks in this one. Rhino is great.
 northos: charm or rhino are probably good
 TheMandrew: Charm would be good too
 Bugberry: Compulsory Rest is Enchantment that also can be recurred
 Robot_Bones: rest is also great
 electra310: Charm would be okay too
 micalovits: I would pick Mentor and hope charm wheels
maefly2: charm will probably wheel
 BrowneePointz: charm is removal or rest for removal
HEXP1XEL: chyarm will come back
 KringusWringus: you both have enough charm as it is
 micalovits: Wow this pack 3 is rude so far
 electra310: Skylasher looks cool, I know nothign about it
 Bugberry: @electra310 stops those faeries
 SnowBuddy18: LRRmag angler
   Anubis169: Heya Paul 
 electra310: Graham likes Knightly Valor
 Bugberry: Rhino isn't too bad
 SnowBuddy18: Its an enchantment
 BrowneePointz: Valor Asp or Rhino
 Land_Manatee: Rhino is so good in enchantment decks.
 cardbross: it is an enchantment, and apparently we care about enchantments now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: what are we drafting? I just got done showering after work
   Anubis169: ooo, we're WG
 BrowneePointz: takedown or the flier
   Anubis169: self-healing facepunch
 micalovits: Takedown is entirely fine
 electra310: Takedown's pretty good
 RealGamerCow: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Choo Choo! We train barons y'all! Game: Ticket to Ride Legacy) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (33m from now).
 micalovits: Sure is another Asp
TheMadPunter: "can't be countered" and "protection from Blue" is mostly redundant... except for like Mana Tithe, I suppose...
 Robot_Bones: another one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @anubis169 sounds like John Wick the magic deck
 northos: @Robot_Bones ...bites the dust 
 electra310: Valor is better than snake
 BrowneePointz: oo ambush or Evangel
 northos: I would take ambush
 electra310: We don't have that many enchantments
 TehAmelie: evangelizing for the sun seems easy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: as someone just learning to draft quick draft has been awesome so I can read the damn cards
TheMadPunter: just keening for days 🤣
 micalovits: Huh, the experiment came back
 BrowneePointz: the experiment wheeled!?
 electra310: If you can't SCREEEEEEEE once, SCREEEEEEE again
 BrowneePointz: this late??
TheMadPunter: @Thefluffiestguineapig This 👆
 ghizmou: pioneer master
 BrowneePointz: pioneer masters
 electra310: Pioneer Masters
 micalovits: Arena only is why
 micalovits: I vote Big Fish
 EvilBadman: It's pioneer masters, arena only gets card printed into arena without their original sets
 TehAmelie: it's not too late to pivot to black
 electra310: Hey, a green card!
 cardbross: ouch, never great when the software throws shade at you
 electra310: We did it!
 Strebenherz: How have you been paul?
 jacqui_lantern234: gosh, imagine a draft where every pick was done by auto-select 
 TehAmelie: they were clearly sandbagging Graham personally
 ghizmou:   
 jacqui_lantern234: GG paul, you did well 
maefly2: draft successfully completed
 MegaDosX: Now this can be next week's problem!
 electra310: Now we build a deck with all our nonsense
 MurphEP: 
TopHatPeezy: as someone who didnt play during original theros block, Commune not getting a land has thrown me several times
 ghizmou: alt+f4
 Robot_Bones: Alt  F4
 MegaDosX: Gear top right'
 mastershake29x: hit done yes
 jacqui_lantern234: exit button
 northos: gear top right, then exit game
 electra310: Done, yeah
 micalovits: Yep
 MegaDosX: Just make a note for whoever is playing next week that they need to actually build the deck 
Cptasparagus: set the pc on fire
 EvilBadman: It'll save the pookl
DoomBringerIL: done then quit gane
TheMadPunter: maybe go Home first...
 jacqui_lantern234: hitting exit or alt f4 wont hinder the draft
 EvilBadman: pool*
 MegaDosX: Next week if they just go in and play they're going to get a rude awakening
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: 0 losses paul leaves with a perfect record
 electra310: Good job Paul!
Phosfur: Thanks Paul!
 MurphEP: Thanks for finishing up, Paul 
PhoebeTheCoffeeWitch: it says so on screen
 RockPusher: Thank you Paul, good drafting
 northos: thanks Paul!
 BrowneePointz: just remind folks to actually edit the deck before they play XD
 Strebenherz: thank you paul
 TheWriterAleph: gj paul!
 revhologram: way to save the lurmtug Paul
 micalovits: Thanks for entertaining us Paul 
 jacqui_lantern234: thanks for finishing up the draft, paul  youre a delight and a gift
 KringusWringus: bye
 TehAmelie: thanks for having us
 phoenixfeather14: Thanks Paul!
 lirazel64: Any amount of you is good, Paul!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: thanks Paul!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: bonus Paul is always good
 MegaDosX: I don't think I've ever seen the credits on LRRMTG
 TheMandrew: I hope the thumbnail for this VoD has Paul in it 
TheMadPunter: Little surprised Paul's not more familiar with MTGA, considering he once went to the Pro Tour 😛😉
 Ashmantle:   
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 Aceviru: Ty Paul
 RockPusher:   
 RockPusher:  Trains!
 definenull: choo choo!
 jacqui_lantern234: LONG LOOOONG GAAAAAAAAME
TheMadPunter: @TheMandrew It better 😂
bramble_st: 
 definenull: kathleen's quiz was great
 Orastes: 
 jacqui_lantern234: ooh, the Fun Puff
 tryllebanjo: Bye 
 Orxolon: see you in a while 
 RockPusher: At the very least, the stream still being live will be noticed in no more than 20min 
 RockPusher: !findquote online
  LRRbot: Quote #735: "Your best bet is to turn off Magic Online... and get into the Sea." —Graham [2015-09-24]
 Strebenherz: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Choo Choo! We train barons y'all! Game: Ticket to Ride Legacy) at Thu 05:00 PM PST (16m from now).
 Aceviru: choo
 ShaneLeeAtk: Chugs
DoomBringerIL: secret after-stream?
 RockPusher: there we go 
 Strebenherz: !findquote choo
  LRRbot: Quote #568: "Choo Choo! Here comes the airplane!" —Cameron [2015-08-05]
 TehAmelie: how does multiple bathhouses around my keep testing positive for legionnaire's disease? did they fire all janitors perhaps
 TehAmelie: 
 Strebenherz:   
TheAinMAP:  Signal 
Reset scrolling