The Long Game || Ticket to Ride Legacy Ep 7

 RockPusher: there we go 
 Strebenherz: !findquote choo
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 TehAmelie: how does multiple bathhouses around my keep testing positive for legionnaire's disease? did they fire all janitors perhaps
 TehAmelie: 
 Strebenherz:   
TheAinMAP:  Signal 
 pleonasticTautology: hello!!!!!!!!
 TehAmelie: howdy
DideRobot: LRR: After 10,000 years (but for real, since last year :P) The Long Game returns and Nelson, James, Ian, and Cori are ready to become train barons once more! It’s time for Ticket to Ride: Legacy! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113801352503878052
TheAinMAP:    
TheAinMAP: Hello
TheAinMAP: Oh!
 RockPusher: 
 MWGNZ:   
 spethycakes: 
 TehAmelie: starting out aggressive, i like it
 Strebenherz: Cori, causing chaos?  Well I never
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/NastyPeppyWalrusNerfBlueBlaster-l5zimJWG1kcDO5E7
 pleonasticTautology: The Long Break
kusinohki: meows
HesGotNoPants: I better see a June all crop top game
 pleonasticTautology: to be fair: Desert Bus and holidays
 CaptainSpam: The Long, Long Game
 GhostValv: that's a long game
 ElementalAlchemist: Good evening friends
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 RatherLargeToad: 
 Mazrae: !searchfortreasure
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 ohjanji: i am grey route
 spethycakes: @ohjanji Hi grey route, I'm dad
 ohjanji: @spethycakes 
 Twilight_Spark: Wow, you finished that like 2+ years earlier than the currently ongoing route construction.
 SquareDotCube: let's jut break out the wax cylinders
 ohjanji: @SquareDotCube THAT'S what i was trying to think of, thank you lol
 spethycakes: get thee to a playe piano
 spethycakes: player*
 adept_nekomancer: We've apparently had phonographs since 1877.
   LoadingReadyRun: how's the music volume?
 spethycakes: I wasn't aware that there was any music
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kusinohki: now I have def leopard singing "phonograph" in my head (instead of photograph)
 ohjanji: yeah it's super light
 spethycakes: @kusinohki "look at this phonograph" 
 ohjanji: @spethycakes LMAO
 TehAmelie: funny story, sometime last decade they figured out clay should record sound when you squeeze it at a pottery wheel and we may have recordings on vases from the bronze age, but no way to play them back
 ohjanji: @TehAmelie i love stuff like this, that is super cool
   LoadingReadyRun: @TehAmelie I think mythbusters tried to that and were unsuccessful
 TehAmelie: well, if they were successful we would know how to do it
   LoadingReadyRun: I think the issue is whether the vibrations caused by sound are distinguishable from the background
TheAinMAP: I remember Mythbusters showing a clip of that myth showing up on The X-Files.  I don't know if X-Files originated the myth though.
kusinohki: I would think the vibration of the pottery wheel would overshadow any sound, but I've never heard of this before...
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 PMAvers: Train Games with Choo-Choo James
   LoadingReadyRun: it's kind of like that "last image seen is visible in the eye" thing that movies/tv sometimes use. *technically* I think they may have recovered a blotch or something in specific lab circumstances, but nothing actually useful
 Cptasparagus: what is this strange train oil? its probably nothing
 adept_nekomancer: "Phyrexian Accountant" absolutely sounds like it could be a card.
 ohjanji: @adept_nekomancer or a band
 spethycakes: @ohjanji or a character in Hades II
 ohjanji: @spethycakes indeed lol
kusinohki: what a horrible night to get rid of a curse
 ThePixelSavage: we will see the end of this wacky ride today?
 Mazrae: Mmmm now we can make some bacon
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kusinohki: surprised the treasures didn't have tiers, like 5 non-skulls gets a 1 pt treasure, but 8 get like 4 pts...
 spethycakes: the Jersey Way
 Cptasparagus: turns out when you start talking about drones in new jersey, people start looking up more and seeing drones more
 Blip2004: except some weren't drones just planes and helicopters. cause people can't tell the difference
 adept_nekomancer: @Cptasparagus And confusing things like aircraft and bright planets with drones.
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 ThePixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun you are thinking of Modron Law Paul
 7gorobei: is the drone law like the pirate code?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: drone law is just bird law.
 ohjanji: yeah, bird law specialty
 RockPusher: take a drone, make it big enough to fit a bunch of people in it, make it locally controlled for safety, have a couple people sit up front and fly it… nah, it'd never catch on
 7gorobei: harvey birdman should be doing gangbusters in that case
   LoadingReadyRun: Also, when people get worried about drones, law enforcement sends up their own drones to investigate, which people report as new UFOs 
kusinohki: has a drone crashed into a wind turbine??
TheAinMAP: Along the Missouri River.
kusinohki: LRRfine
 Metalupis: the treasure of the sierra madre
 Mazrae: Those map scalpers are getting out of control with these prices
 Metalupis: malpers?
   LoadingReadyRun: Ticket Mapster is a real problem
 spethycakes: 
 spethycakes: The hidden fees really get you
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: For a second, I thought Nelly was announcing a Mama O'Connell shirt on the LRR store
 adept_nekomancer: And now I'm thinking that "Mama O'Connell" sounds like they could be a Not a Drop to Drink character.
  Juliamon: she definitely knows Rev. Brother Sweetwater
   LoadingReadyRun: Hope any chat folks in California are staying safe. Apparently the Ticket to Ride version California is also having some serious problems, but kind of in the opposite way
   LoadingReadyRun: The LRREU
 CaptainSpam: Well, the point at which we weave all the characters together is the Autumnal Rumble.
 spethycakes: the uniLRRse
   LoadingReadyRun: Maybe the LRRVEU (VERY extended universe)
 MacbethSeemsSus: St Louis: It's there
TheAinMAP: If I remember right, St. Louis Union Station was one of the largest stations.
 spethycakes: I quite like St. Louis!
 Mazrae: How would Derek from QWRP line interact with someone from Not a drop to drink
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 Cptasparagus: 13 orphans?
 spethycakes: An Orphan's Dozen
  Juliamon: Mazrae "They keep talking about a masquerade, but I haven't seen anyone in a costume!"
   LoadingReadyRun: St. Louis is a bit of a hub city, isn't it?
 spethycakes: @LoadingReadyRun Yes, primarily during pre-flight days, as it's along the Mississippi River
 Mazrae: I don't know why but for some reason I want to see an interaction between Derek and T-Buck
 SeiichiSin: I want to see that now too Mazrae.
TheAinMAP: At St. Louis, a  lot of east coast railroads met at lot of western/mid-western railroads back then.
   LoadingReadyRun: @Mazrae Der-UCK!
  Juliamon: The Richard Thurpston ghost plotline would have gotten resolved much quicker with Monica's help
   LoadingReadyRun: Good ol' Norf-Oak
 spethycakes: the QWERPline/NaDtD crossover starts to verge into Nightvalean territory
 ThePerrBearr: dang, 2 passenger trains out of bangor? that 2 more than real life!
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 RonaldMcDownload: All of these trains and no one's thrown mama from them
   LoadingReadyRun: TBH sudden sinkholes appearing, vampires and warewolves getting into a fight on the highway and Denny's being a meeting place for the undead could all fit in Nsburg
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @RonaldMcDownload It was pretty clear that it is something you don't do
 spethycakes: Davenport, Iowa
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Wait, how did I have the movie title wrong in my head? Where did the don't come from?
 spethycakes: Davenports also frequently found in mid-20th century American homes
TheAinMAP: Davenport? I've ridden a train down a street in Davenport once.
 ohjanji: @spethycakes the city in iowa is in my living room?
 iris_of_ether: Old timey word for 'sofa'
 spethycakes: @ohjanji that's how small it is these days
 ohjanji: @spethycakes so it goes 
  ritchards: so a Baha Blast?
 Lord_Hosk: wow, the mapmen put out 4 videos last year
   LoadingReadyRun: One of the Map Men guys made a spin-off series about weird things about London's history
 Jillexie: Yay!
 Mazrae: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Pit Trap!
TheAinMAP: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
  LRRbot: Ask before belly rubs.
 spethycakes: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: beeeeeees! Liiiiiiiive beeeeeees!
 iris_of_ether: 
Violentfrog: scratched luxioriously with a doubloon
 Jillexie: Nice!
  ritchards: Wait, James is without a doubloon? challenge him!
 spethycakes: impressive
RangerAlpha7: Big score!
  ritchards: could be anything! even another scratch card!
 vinewood_og: "Thank you for subscribing to landslide facts."
 Getter404: Quick eat the stickers, he can't lay down routes anymore
 MacbethSeemsSus: Herm O Sillo
 ElementalAlchemist: RIP lol
   LoadingReadyRun: I hope one of the treasures tells you to get a new card from the box
 Getter404: HE'S MORTAL
 lamina5432: been wondering one I think
 lamina5432: won
 mercano82: he knows when to hold ‘em and when to fold ‘em
 RockPusher: A small city the size of a large city…
 Kentosaurus: Ian beat me to the joke
 Getter404: Wow, Nelly with the Livenation heel tu-dammit scooped by Ian
 iris_of_ether: 
 Twilight_Spark: Nothing important in that region I suppose.
 RonaldMcDownload: Finally the wrap rivalry can begin
 spethycakes: 
 RonaldMcDownload: Rap
 Getter404: What is that Ominous Blue Claw
 TehAmelie: recognition!
  ritchards: have fun, Paul!
 ElementalAlchemist: eyyyy!
 Twilight_Spark: Forget Banff, we've got TRAINS!
 KaleidoscopeMind: that's just the earthquake shifting things
 iris_of_ether: This clip will probably not be important unless in like 2 years time it becomes so: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SneakyPlumpVampireChefFrank-5IfJ4I5oFVWghsA6
 KaleidoscopeMind: by a lot
 spethycakes: I like your prospect(or)s with this map
 Twilight_Spark: Tunnel masters rule, we're the tunnel masters...that's us, and we rule.
 spethycakes: No PEI? I'll riot!
 TheAwkes: @spethycakes When they forget NS on a map we can get mad. But PEI is just a rounding error. 
 RatherLargeToad: Drink…more..oveltine
 ElementalAlchemist: welp
 Kentosaurus: talk about our favorite trains
 Getter404: 2 v 2 Monikers?
 SquareDotCube: Telestrations?
 spethycakes: you don't need fingernails, anyway
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There has to be some quick game you could do.
 TehAmelie: hmm how could you play crokinole legacy
 lamina5432: some black jack
 Getter404: @TehAmelie Isn't that just how you properly break in a new board?
 Geldaran: @TehAmelie removable, movable pegs? zone modifiers?
 TehAmelie: carve in some divots in the place where the coolest plays happened
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BoxySingleBatTBCheesePull-sprBGa0pV0Ve-Wo1
 RockPusher: [wubbins intensifies]
 KaleidoscopeMind: put stickers to commemorate really cool shots
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Eventually it would lead to the introduction of beyblades to the board
 TehAmelie: or stickers I GUESS
 KaleidoscopeMind: hole punch the board
 Geldaran: OH! Pinball style bumpers!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Small explosives that blow up the pieces if you touch them.
 TehAmelie: glue little lead weights to the most successful pucks
 TehAmelie: that might be bad for the fingernails
 TehAmelie: maybe you can fight over ownership of a self-driving robot puck
 TehAmelie: aka the inch roomba
 TehAmelie: and, a small number of thimbles allowed per game
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It probably should start with named factions.
 TehAmelie: ooh i've thought the sides should be called Eagles and Rattlers ever since i saw LRR's fancy board
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 TehAmelie: hi again
 definenull: time for CROK 
 HadesLeprechaun: don't forget the all important Cheek rule!
 MrPipboy3000: Also One Cheek MUST remain on your seat while shooting
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 ChrisMackGames: We Croakin?
 MrPipboy3000: When the board is empty you HAVE to put it in the middle
 RockPusher: perfect Ian
 definenull: Cam invoking wiggins was *chef's kiss*
 MrPipboy3000: I have mine hanging on the wall like a piece of art
 TehAmelie: putting the "croak" in crokinole
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 HadesLeprechaun: I looked it up once to see about getting the game and like, non-plastic crokinole boards are Not Cheap and largely handed down in families
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 vinewood_og: Quiet Placeinole?
 HadesLeprechaun: like $200 absolute minimum
 ghyllnox: A Cam and Ian Crokinole
 betweenmyself: Get some mini Curlers with tiny brooms to sweep the board in front of your shot for reduced friction…  That works on wood, right? 
 TehAmelie: you may be better off making your own board. start with a saw and an unguarded tree. . .
 RockPusher: 
 definenull: 
 definenull: "I meant to go easy" - the Jo Hinklemann story
LordSaphni: chat i afked for a bit what happened to ticket to ride?
 RockPusher: Fantastic shot James
 SeiichiSin: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @LordSaphni Finished with time left on the clock, but not enough for a second game
 MrPipboy3000: As long as A puck of your interacts, its legal
 definenull: PFFT
LordSaphni: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters thanks, i also approve of this
 RockPusher: 
 r10pez10: only two colours of trains? wow
 TehAmelie: it's a blurred line between flicking and pushing
 betweenmyself: just gotta build up those *under the nail* calluses 
 definenull: winnar!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is like that one version of the Asia map where it is team play.
   LoadingReadyRun: I didn't expect this swerve into Crokining, so sadly I don't have the slowmo setup for this stream
 definenull: nobody expects the croking
 RockPusher: One day LRR will come out with a fine line of crokinole wear — finger sleeves and thimbles, padded athletic shorts, etc
 TehAmelie: the puck was a curve ball eh
 calculated_uncertainties: Late to stream, how did we get here?
 MrPipboy3000: @calculated_uncertainties One of the treasure cards said to play a game of Crokinole
 RockPusher: calculated_uncertainties first, some fool created the universe
 definenull: some drove, some walked or maybe took the bus
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hidden Ticket To Ride mini-game. Winning team gets $10
   LoadingReadyRun: What? This is Crokinole to Ride? Ticket to Crokinole?
 ghyllnox: @calculated_uncertainties The first game went a little too long to start a second game, but wasn't long enough for them to think that was a sufficient stream length
 calculated_uncertainties: @RockPusher largely considered a bad idea.
 JadedCynic: fair enough; I showed up the same time as @calculated_uncertainties  
   LoadingReadyRun: Ticket to 'Nole?
 RockPusher: calculated_uncertainties reviews have been mixed
 definenull: 
 definenull: freedom!
 ohjanji: YEET
 RockPusher: Get this man a crokinole-proof vest!
 Mazrae: I think since it moved and didn't hit the opponent piece it's out, but I'm not sure
 betweenmyself: LRR: Doing “positive things” since 2003
 ElementalAlchemist: whoa!
   LoadingReadyRun: Is "Naked 'Nole Rats" a good Crokinole team name?
 ghyllnox: If the finger wasn't tilty before, it is now
 RockPusher:    
 RockPusher: 
 BigDaddyBland87: Hey now
 RockPusher:  
 Jadaris: does anyone else just flat out not understand the rules of this game no matter how many times it's been explained or played on stream? just me?
 ghyllnox: If y'all were playing "correctly" this would be a lot less fun to watch
 definenull: they're locked in!
   LoadingReadyRun: Other potential Crokinole team names: "The Grassy 'Noles" "Crok-in-the-Hole" "Nole-one Lives Forever"
   LoadingReadyRun: "Head like a Nole"
 ohjanji: sounds messy
 HadesLeprechaun: sounds unwinnable
 ghyllnox: "Croke and Dagger"
 Geldaran: "Nole in one"
 RockPusher: LoadingReadyRun No Country for Nole Men
 TehAmelie: "The Pucksmiths"
 definenull: IAN
   LoadingReadyRun: "Too Many Crokes"
 RockPusher:  
 NimrodXIV: nope
 definenull: for legal purposes, this crokinole match never happened
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Beej clearly replaced Nelly after ticket to ride
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 RockPusher:   
 spethycakes: This will go down in history as "the stream where everyone was conspicuously absent on screen"
 MacbethSeemsSus: Squire, bring me my crokinole gauntlet.
 calculated_uncertainties: you need those rubber thimbles for paperwork!
 definenull: ooh or those wargame pushy thingies
 lamina5432: gnight
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blackroseimmortal7: so much riding
 calculated_uncertainties: @definenull Those are so cool. We got some for our local D&D game, so fun.
 RockPusher: 
 wedge_x: me?!
 TehAmelie: Sauron's gauntlets would probably be great for this
  RayFK: No
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000 For appropriate PPE
 spethycakes: 
  RayFK: Jokes on you
 baskwalla: How did they hear about my cash flow?
 RockPusher: Nokey Oki
 definenull: No-ki oki tomorrow?
 HadesLeprechaun: somebody besides Serge needs to try to build the Food deck
 HadesLeprechaun: it has to score a win
 definenull: IAN
 RockPusher:  
  RayFK: IAN
 ElementalAlchemist: 
 NimrodXIV: IAN
  RayFK: STOP JERKING YOUR HORN
  Juliamon: !clip
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 spethycakes: 
 calculated_uncertainties: It is High School
  RayFK: WAIT RIVALS
  RayFK: O SHIT RIVALS
  RayFK: Jeff is great. Fuck jeff
 RockPusher: 
 Orxolon: i'm so excited for MArvel rivals!
 spethycakes: oooooooh
 nymistrya: Storm is the best character, and will soon be even better thankfully
 definenull: hopefully?
 HadesLeprechaun: great, and HARD, the puzzles do not go easy
 definenull: GAMBA
  ritchards: Gam Blings? They're In!
 RockPusher:  Gambling‽
 definenull: 
 spethycakes: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 RockPusher:   
 ohjanji: thanks for streaming!
 definenull: 
 ElementalAlchemist: bye!
   LoadingReadyRun: use those christmas emotes while you can 
 ohjanji:       
 Orxolon: g night,have a great one
 newuser0420:      
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