r10pez10: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! Tonight on the show, Canadian Highlander... with real life Canadians! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (14m from now).
accountmadeforants: 4chan also managed to really prove the theory that if you pretend to be awful "as a joke" long enough, you eventually attract/become awful people
TehAmelie: i just call it where all the 14 year old edgelord rebels get their attitude validated by group consensus
DoodlestheGreat: It;s like being a "devil's advocate." No, you're just being the devil.
accountmadeforants: Basically, except then a bunch of 30~60 year old men also saw the 14 year-old edgelord shit and also felt validated. (E.g., QAnon)
wandering_webster: Friday Night Paper Fight!!! Whoooot Whooooot!!!
wandering_webster: COuld it be a Beejlander extravaganza?!
Juliamon: It's not
Juliamon: But like, sure, it could be
r10pez10: powerful magic
accountmadeforants: Nothing is really stopping the players from all bringing a Beejlander deck to the Canlander games
accountmadeforants: So we can't *truly* be sure yet
wandering_webster: Beejlander is technically Canadian Highlander! Maybe they're just keeping it a surprise?!
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a lich?
Juliamon: it's more that, well, people REALLY like Beejlander, and LRR knows it, so they try to hype up Beejlander streams well before they happen
r10pez10: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: Jewels!
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AllTheWeasels: wheelerGre wheelerT lrrSHINE
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KeytarCat: Yeah, Beejlander pulls in people who don't like mtg
KeytarCat: !findquote lich
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
wandering_webster: @Juliamon Good to know!!
AngelicKnighthood: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
AngelicKnighthood: Thanks box.
r10pez10: !sus
LRRbot: Everyone was with 3 other people...
matthaus_c: !findquote points
LRRbot: Quote #8287: "We're not really here for points, we're here for horror." —Heather [2022-10-22]
AngelicKnighthood: Anyone else want to play this Betrayal box the box gave me?
letsbelgo: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! Tonight on the show, Canadian Highlander... with real life Canadians! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (15s ago).
matthaus_c: lrrSIG
wandering_webster: HYYYYPE!!!!!!
letsbelgo: khaosp4Lick khaosp4Lick khaosp4Lick
accountmadeforants: lrrSIG sajamVibe seabatClap lrrSIG
wandering_webster: SO HYPED!!!
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wandering_webster: dassMogparty dassMogparty dassMogparty dassMogparty
thraximore: lrrSIG
thraximore: wheelerBrat
Hansk_and_Boo: dations
definenull: Canlander!
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justalog96: wheelerGre wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerT
definenull: The format I'm most invested in but will likely never play
theamc2000: 5 player Canadian Highlander is a new format
Ehrin_CB: @definenull Just build a commander deck with no intention on playing the commander
Ehrin_CB: I think it's called cEDH or something
Juliamon: and also invest in some moxen
definenull: Nah they're still very different formats
Ehrin_CB: I know, i'm just joshin
definenull: :P
r10pez10: new points lists, new decks?
matthaus_c: it only takes proxying a few decks and seeing who bites!
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
anhakha: I'm confused. I just got french adverts...
Juliamon: hm, 5 players, but only 4 cards in the teaser photo
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Jostech: Happy canlander everyone!
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definenull: The quebecois are taking over!
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Duck1 quack
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Ehrin_CB: 3v2 Highlander
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight it's a Canadian Highlander King of the Hill https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113807023587362452
BrowneePointz: “My Commanders are Tymna/VialSmasher and Thrasios” *hits with crowbar repeatedly*
Sorator13: ahoy friends!
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hvhTim: eyyyyy
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Diabore: Savannah lions???
TheDangerWaffle: @digitalseahorse honkkkkk
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TrentSSB: wooo Canlander!
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wandering_webster: HYYYPE!!!
wandering_webster: RawkOut RawkOut RawkOut RawkOut
thraximore: sergeBongo
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A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, Highlandyyyyyyy
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Korolan: Canlander!
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DigitalSeahorse: @TheDangerWaffle digita435Raveduck quonk
paronomasiac042: whoo, made it!
TheDangerWaffle: lmaooooo
Commodore_Perry_GG: amazonPumpkinDance amazonPumpkinDance amazonPumpkinDance amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow
lirazel64: Made it for the Boys in Plaid.
A_Dub888: @DigitalSeahorse SKRONK
TehAmelie: helloo
Juliamon: love an Argy Bargy
matthaus_c: the hell's an Argy Bargy HypeLUL
lamina5432: evening?
wandering_webster: Wheeler!!! Are you happy to be here??
thraximore: meowdy! wheelerMuldcb
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut
LiamK712: it’s a canlander party!
matthaus_c: you'll never catch me alive
accountmadeforants: And *we* got *you*!
wandering_webster: Serge, you bring Coffee?!
lirazel64: Admirable beard, Wheeler.
paronomasiac042: thank you for being here, it's great to have me
Relentless_Bread: let Paul play #teampaul
lamina5432: weird my chat needed to be restarted
reindeering: yay canlander! good luck and catch you on the VOD :D
r10pez10: !ck
LRRbot: Card Kingdom: A Tithing of Tokens!
KakuEpsilon: Oh boy Canadian Highlander Argy Bargy! <3 What's an ARgy Bargy?
TehAmelie: twitch not perfect system
justalog96: Disembodied voice. "Good luck babe"
TheWriterAleph: hell yeah pop that top brotherrrr
Cptasparagus: someones mic is very crankly
DoodlestheGreat: I have short sleeves.
DigitalSeahorse: I read canlander as calendar and I'm like "What a calendar party?"
Hansk_and_Boo: No Patreon plug tonight?
Ehrin_CB: Put your cardboard in plastic
UnknownFriday: So, what's Ben (I'm guessing) just cracked open?
Sorator13: can I wear your sleeves?
flatluigi: i assume serge has brought food
Sorator13: @Hansk_and_Boo he plugged it!
micalovits: It bothers me far to much that the bottom text isn't centered
matthaus_c: HELL yeah
letsbelgo: woooo finals
LiamK712: woo!
Relentless_Bread: is serge going to die with food again
AllTheWeasels: lets go!
justalog96: THAT WIPE
A_Dub888: Which one's Boomhauer?
DeM0nFiRe: Neato
e_bloc: but before we talk about what we're doing, Serge will be stealing all the food tokens
lirazel64: Huzzah!
ipoddodd: I assume this is not by way of judge's tower
thraximore: wheelerPog
AngelicKnighthood: WOO!!
DigitalSeahorse: woot
matthaus_c: do we have a list of who qualified?
TehAmelie: ooh we got wipes
DigitalSeahorse: noot noot
Hansk_and_Boo: @sorator13 Nah, roll the tape
jessicaengle: Woo
TheWriterAleph: @A_Dub888 alex is dale gribble
SquareDotCube: as opposed to dead commentary
kynelwynn: Is Matt loose in the studio?
definenull: Sunday Sunday Sunday!
jaimeblacken: so wheeler's not participating?
TehAmelie: prerecorded commentary is really much more impressive
Relentless_Bread: all food
Fruan: New Year, New Cards.
matthaus_c: oh no
YeetTheRich_: oh
definenull: Uh oh
matthaus_c: do you have a cheat sheet
YeetTheRich_: oh hell yeah
jessicaengle: What's Argy Barby?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
tanclown: IT'S HAPPENING
micalovits: So Wheeler is on Food?
Bugberry: resolve resolutions
letsbelgo: serge's mic seems weird?
ckupf: so pumped for serge to be a storm savant
justalog96: This is awesome
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You're gonna need more than 1 die of each color.
letsbelgo: very roomy
mana_flooded: Hello, happy to be here!
ogier300 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 112 months!
m_logan2000: Off by 1?
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justalog96: I love this
Nyxjbm: New vibes new tides
e_bloc: I hope serge decks himself somehow
flatluigi: serge is gonna be off by a whole lot more than one
lamina5432: ready to be off by some uncountable number
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Relentless_Bread: food vs food vs food vs food vs storm
definenull: Inb4 nelly plays food fight
ipoddodd: Lux cannon???
Dog_of_Myth: heck yeah
Simonark: Yeah, but Nelson's a time traveler, he was playing Canlander back in the Hanseatic League.
AllTheWeasels: yeeeees
DigitalSeahorse: Serge with the enthusiasm of a really great Maths teacher
the_garfielf: oh yeah baby
r10pez10: vampires?
micalovits: Awwww, so no Food for Wheeler
matthaus_c: holy shit, it's 2013
definenull: Beeg angy!
A_Dub888: I was gong to guess Lands...
Fruan: Clifford?!
GrassVortex: extraLUL
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
AllTheWeasels: LUL
jessicaengle: lrrFINE
TehAmelie: Shivan Dragon for the win
Diabore: are we sharing points?
Juliamon: !decks
AllTheWeasels: storm into prison on the draw seems bad for Serge
Juliamon: Do your own point math
DoodlestheGreat: Great start for Serge.
micalovits: Wheeler winning the Die roll? I am shocked I tell you! SHocked
justalog96: 3 points
ThePixelSavage: how is Wheeler always winnign the rolls ...
Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
YeetTheRich_: pffff
thraximore: lrrWOW
the_garfielf: lol
Naarius: Oh
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Game 2?
micalovits: Eeeewww
letsbelgo: lloooooooooooool
Fruan: WOWW
ipoddodd: ORB
silverxX59: OH NO
Sorator13: !card city of tr
LRRbot: City of Traitors | Land | When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
theamc2000: oh
justalog96: PREBOARD
randy3442: lmao
superdude097: OFFA
tanclown: rip
SpleenLord: RIP
Izandai: fucking rude
flatluigi: ahahahahhaa
e_bloc: next match please
LiamK712: oh no\
couchboyj: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Juliamon: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
enbycephalopod: LOOL
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
definenull: "Your go"
the_garfielf: your go
YeetTheRich_: wheeler is still pissed about that stifle huh
TrentSSB: ooooh noooooo
Derekwillis: F in chat for Serge
Camail: diabolical
Dog_of_Myth: scoopsF6 scoopsF6 scoopsF6
matthaus_c: l m a o
jessicaengle: What's happening
r10pez10: big red
r10pez10: no red
ThePCrowl: LUL LUL LUL
oneala: that’s rough buddy.
niccus: Sorry.
flatluigi: @jessicaengle trinisphere kind of turns off every deck
LRRbot: Talisman of Indulgence [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Talisman of Indulgence deals 1 damage to you.
matthaus_c: does the Black Lotus deck like Trinisphere
micalovits: Now now, learning to play through hate is very important!
accountmadeforants: wheelerY wheelerH *Angry Hedron* "Hisssss"
jessicaengle: Oofa
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
the_garfielf: lol
circusofkirkus: LUL
justalog96: Hahahahaha
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Trinisphere has now cost Wheeler more mana than Serge. Serge is winning!
LiamK712: oh my goodness
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
definenull: LOL
Fruan: Wheeler is a monster.
micalovits: Oh, Serge wont GET a t3
ipoddodd: welp
jessicaengle: Is this "popping off on turn one" they talk about in Friday Nights?
definenull: Maybe serge should have stayed at 2 life
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
circusofkirkus: goddam
Jillexie: lol
silverxX59: welp
the_garfielf: got his ass
justalog96: Magic the gathering
bobokiddo: damn...
Sorator13: jesus christ, Wheeler, that man has a family
kirbytronic: Serge, maybe you should have stayed home tonight xD
anhakha: just hold for 20 turns Serge
Arakasi01: Wheeler didn't point TOR specifically in anticipation of this moment Kappa
Fruan: Stop, stop, he's already dead.
anhakha: he'll kill himself
WakeForAMate: Really Wheeler? In from of Serges Duals?
hvhTim: RIP Serge it was nice watching you learn
ThePCrowl: What is God mode wheelerY wheelerH
emerald5862: somewhat broken hand
Arakasi01: Hang on guys can't point ToR yet, playing Serge on Friday.
Ulamogtheinfinitegyro: i would legit just leave whatever friendly event someone brought sol ring, trinisphere to lmao
LRRbot: Everflowing Chalice [0] | Artifact | Multikicker {2} / Everflowing Chalice enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. / {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on Everflowing Chalice.
LoadingReadyRun: How Sauron plays Magic: "T1: Play the one ring, pass"
ThePixelSavage: I cannot shake the feeling that Wheeler might just be unnaturally lucky instead of actually good at Magic HypeCocoa
circusofkirkus: cool 3 mana shock
TehAmelie: there's no friends in Highlander, i guess
LRRbot: Unlicensed Hearse [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [*/*] | {T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. / Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it. / Crew 2
definenull: Beep beep
ipoddodd: @circusofkirkus With trinisphere it's just shock
matthaus_c: @ThePixelSavage that's the secret, all the best players are both
zefinderus: Wheeler why
Juliamon: Wheeler is doing this because he knows Serge would do the same if they swapped spots
jessicaengle: Whatever Argy Barby is, it's rough lrrAWW
matthaus_c: Wheeler really is doing the most Serge thing I've seen in the last 4 years
Juliamon: All anyone wants to do is pop off hard
ThePixelSavage: sharking his friends consitently is not good for Wheelers ego
ThePixelSavage: *consitently
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Aneranium: huzzah
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LRRbot: Tangle Wire [3] | Artifact | Fading 4 / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
r10pez10: jfc
definenull: BROTHER
micalovits: Pretty sure that 10-6 is 4, not 6 serge xD
LRRbot: Palantír of Orthanc [3] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, put an influence counter on Palantír of Orthanc and scry 2. Then target opponent may have you draw a card. If that player doesn't, you mill X cards, where X is the number of influence counters on Palantír of Orthanc, and that player loses life equal to the total mana value of those cards.
circusofkirkus: O R B
Fruan: stax on stax
ipoddodd: ORB
accountmadeforants: Jesus
RayFK: Cool boros deck
Dog_of_Myth: O R B
e_bloc: stop he's already dead
scrambled_doot: O R B
A_Dub888: @Juliamon things you can say about Magic players but not your partner
GhostValv: amazonOrb amazonOrb amazonOrb
LRRbot: Chain of Vapor [U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then that permanent's controller may sacrifice a land of their choice. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Arakasi01: Disappointed the deck isn't called Big Boris
Aneranium: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:07.
Manygears: serge you're at 4 if it matters
TehAmelie: the white red wizard is cunning
Juliamon: you can't expect Serge to do math
Dread_Pirate_Westley: lrrJUDGECALL , this appears to be a Big Colorless Prison deck.
Juliamon: the extra 2 life is just a handicap
RechargeableFrenchman: @TehAmelie he walks here and there, they say
LoadingReadyRun: @jessicaengle lrrPAUL I looked up synonyms for "fight" in a thesaurus and "argy Bargy" was my favorite :p
jessicaengle: o7 Well played.
RechargeableFrenchman: @LoadingReadyRun I've always been very partial to "donnybrook"
Sorator13: I don't think this is a fair argy bargy
ThePixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun Alright Susie Dent.
LoadingReadyRun: @RechargeableFrenchman also a good choice
Mai_Andra: "Discombobulate."
Xx_JAG_xX: so is this wheeler's villain arc or serge's??
BrowneePointz: I swear there was a movie in the past decade or so that used Argy Bargy
RechargeableFrenchman: @Xx_JAG_xX Serge
ThePixelSavage: @Xx_JAG_xX Wheeler been on that villain arc for years
RechargeableFrenchman: He's playing Storm
Sorator13: @Xx_JAG_xX I think Wheeler has been on a villain arc for a long time now
jessicaengle: @Xx_JAG_xX It can be both things, right?
kirbytronic: Serge is being murdered by his own children
Izandai: Wheeler doesn't have a villain arc. He's just a villain.
Mai_Andra: Storm. Storm. Storm.
RechargeableFrenchman: For the first time Wheeler is playing stax against Serge instead of the other way around lol
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definenull: Hearse, not hearth
jessicaengle: kikoskF
definenull: Oh wait it's no longer 2024 serge doesn't need to worry about pronunciations anymore
RatherLargeToad: Helloooooooooooo hearse!
matthaus_c: he's on Breach, what does he need to memorise :p
Ehrin_CB: Just shuffle better /s
RechargeableFrenchman: @matthaus_c drawing Breach, apparently
RechargeableFrenchman: lrrSHINE lrrSERGE of course, I only jest
TehAmelie: it's king of the hill highlander? there should be a funnier way to say that
ThePixelSavage: @TehAmelie King of the Hilllander?
TehAmelie: there can be only one Hank Hill
Sorator13: @TehAmelie king of the highland?
RechargeableFrenchman: @TehAmelie "king of the hillander" is there, but feels very iffy
kirbytronic: The Whitest of Weenies
TehAmelie: William Wallace is the king of the highlands, right
A_Dub888: White Wussy
jessicaengle: Are you saying I belong at Weenie Hut Junior??
ipoddodd: weenie hut d'jour
micalovits: More exciting yes, but less devestating
kirbytronic: @ipoddodd I think that's 5 color one drops
ShaneLeeAtk: The bottom third moved and it wasn't just my migraine, right?
Land_Manatee: Oh no, have I missed any games?
jessicaengle: It did move.
LRRbot: Witch-Blessed Meadow (front: Witch Enchanter) | Land | As Witch-Blessed Meadow enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Mardu Woe-Reaper [W] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Whenever Mardu Woe-Reaper or another Warrior you control enters, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Dog_of_Myth: You missed Serge getting crushed
Juliamon: Land_Manatee If you can call Serge's murder a game
flatluigi: @Land_Manatee it depends on if you consider wheeler vs serge a game
matthaus_c: oh hell yeah, Shitters??
Sorator13: @Land_Manatee yes; Wheeler absolutely dumpstered Serge. It was genuinely hateful.
kirbytronic: @Land_Manatee Less a game and more a murder. Slow methodical murder.
Kentosaurus: "corporate wants you to find the difference" meme
LRRbot: Strangle [R] | Sorcery | Strangle deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | Elegant Parlor enters tapped. / When Elegant Parlor enters, surveil 1.
ShaneLeeAtk: Thanks, jessicaengle !
ipoddodd: @ThePixelSavage king of the Canada?
BrowneePointz: If Nelson is on Weenie Hut Jr, DOES that make him a Goofy Goober?
A_Dub888: @Land_Manatee Wheeler played a Trinisphere turn 1 against Serge's storm deck so technically no
LRRbot: Elite Vanguard [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1]
RechargeableFrenchman: @kirbytronic wasn't even that slow, tbh
Bugberry: mogging with the moggs
jessicaengle: @ShaneLeeAtk lrrSHINE
LRRbot: Boros Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.
JonHerzogArtist: Oh boy I hope someone brought Food
Cptasparagus: he plays valorant, he's younger than you wheeler
scrambled_doot: @kirbytronic serge died on turn four, that's far from slow lol
ThePixelSavage: @ipoddodd well that role is taken
LRRbot: Loran of the Third Path [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | Vigilance / When Loran of the Third Path enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. / {T}: You and target opponent each draw a card.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Oh, strictly worse Savannah Lions. Really scraping the bottom.
kirbytronic: Ask Serge how quick it felt
Lawblades: oops all 2/1's
matthaus_c: the Flying Men theory of deckbuilding
LRRbot: Prismatic Lens [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: March of Otherworldly Light [XW] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of white cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. / Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment with mana value X or less.
A_Dub888: Nice save
LRRbot: Coercive Portal [4] | Artifact | Will of the council — At the beginning of your upkeep, starting with you, each player votes for carnage or homage. If carnage gets more votes, sacrifice Coercive Portal and destroy all nonland permanents. If homage gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw a card.
r10pez10: !addquote (Wheeler and Nelson) [Now] How do you know about 'pilled' and 'maxing'?" "I'm just on TikTok.
LRRbot: New quote #9238: "How do you know about 'pilled' and 'maxing'?" "I'm just on TikTok." —Wheeler and Nelson [2025-01-10]
LRRbot: Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit [WW] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, bolster 1.
flatluigi: i think it's maxxing
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
matthaus_c: it is maxxing
Arakasi01: Loran would be pretty sick in a miracles deck
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r10pez10: !modquote 9238 (Wheeler and Nelson) [Now] How do you know about 'pilled' and 'maxsing'?" "I'm just on TikTok.
LRRbot: Modified quote #9238: "How do you know about 'pilled' and 'maxsing'?" "I'm just on TikTok." —Wheeler and Nelson [2025-01-10]
the_garfielf: the way nelson taps in both directions is charming and alarming
RechargeableFrenchman: Hard to go wrong with just getting the Clamp
jaimeblacken: what is this stream, jesus
r10pez10: found the TikTok users
r10pez10: (thankyou)
flatluigi: still wrong :V
eepy_Alice: what did i just tune into
Juliamon: you still got it wrong lmao
r10pez10: !delquote 9238
LRRbot: Marked quote #9238 as deleted.
LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | Meticulous Archive enters tapped. / When Meticulous Archive enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Talisman of Conviction [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Talisman of Conviction deals 1 damage to you.
matthaus_c: @r10pez10 I hate that I'm not even on tiktok and I know this shit HypeLUL
RechargeableFrenchman: just straight deleted
RechargeableFrenchman: RIP
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justalog96: Mfer said gp vegas
jaimeblacken: surveil-pilled and surveil-maxxing both work
TehAmelie: meticumaxxing
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Trumpeting Carnosaur [4RR] | Creature — Dinosaur [7/6] | Trample / When Trumpeting Carnosaur enters, discover 5. / {2}{R}, Discard Trumpeting Carnosaur: It deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
KeytarCat: meticulity-pilled
definenull: Oo
YakkShakk221B: !decks
TehAmelie: we're making up some great words today that tiktok will never know about
Bruceski: Vuvuzela Carnosaur
Arakasi01: It's a sax
definenull: It's very dextrous with its tail
A_Dub888: Paul's blown this case WIDE OPEN
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
kynelwynn: French Hornasaur?
Sorator13: don't bring licking into it, Paul, we'll never recover
ThePixelSavage: the carnopsaur swallowed the trumpet its stuck in his throat
RatherLargeToad: I have short arms and I must toot
LRRbot: Manifold Key [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Untap another target artifact. / {3}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
anhakha: Paul sounded a bit foggy, like he's using the room mic
RechargeableFrenchman: They say trumpeting because there isn't really a verb for the euphonium
LRRbot: Burning of Xinye [4RR] | Sorcery | You destroy four lands you control, then target opponent destroys four lands they control. Then Burning of Xinye deals 4 damage to each creature.
A_Dub888: Shinya
definenull: Sin-yeh
r10pez10: why do they call it the maxxing when you maxx the oven into the food
A_Dub888: card reader, you ok?
micalovits: Its just really hates Baby Chad
LRRbot: Trinisphere [3] | Artifact | As long as Trinisphere is untapped, each spell that would cost less than three mana to cast costs three mana to cast.
definenull: Oh no
chriswr5: oh yuck
flatluigi: i see we're here again
KakuEpsilon: @r10pez10 You're so oven pilled.
RechargeableFrenchman: I love "Fair Magic: the Gathering"
ThePixelSavage: but why even play at this point? hasnt Wheeler won again?
flatluigi: not yet
matthaus_c: he has not demonstrated game-winning pressure
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
AllTheWeasels: LUL
r10pez10: play to your ouch
RechargeableFrenchman: 2 is not 0, but it's real close
LRRbot: Wild Wasteland [2R] | Enchantment | Skip your draw step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.
Arakasi01: @ThePixelSavage No one has conceded and no one's life total is below zero
anhakha: if nelson gets a land, then plays a 3 mana 'deal 2' effect
definenull: Cool spell
justalog96: God i love the lrr audio mixing. The card sounds are chefs kiss. Thanks Paul!
ThePixelSavage: @Arakasi01 yeah but Wheeler has Nelly basically locked out of the game ...
Veste: oh it's case of the crimson pulse with fewer steps
r10pez10: but they're also playing their own decks
Mewr11: Sunlance!
anhakha: You assume that Wheeler won't play The One Ring just for the value and kill himself.
Arakasi01: @ThePixelSavage Basically is not always actually, one is not zero, etc.
r10pez10: oh no, the consequences of my own decisions
anhakha: Any target... Wheeler might misclick and target himself
LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah [1W] (back: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger) | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [1/2] | When Ajani, Nacatl Pariah enters, create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. / Whenever one or more other Cats you control die, you may exile Ajani, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
tryllebanjo: Wheeler just going ham on all the things!
Bugberry: @Veste with the Case you can save those spells to cast on the opponent's turn.
LoadingReadyRun: @justalog96 you are welcome :p
wandering_webster: Cheer100 WIll LRR be making anymore of the Middle LRRTH playmats?
RechargeableFrenchman: @anhakha Wheeler could always make Red or White off that Talisman he's got as well
circusofkirkus: no court trigger?
jessicaengle: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
devoidmelody: the court?
Manygears: court damage
LRRbot: Balance [1W] | Sorcery | Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
anhakha: Missed trigger. DQ.
anhakha: :P
ztghostie: goodness
A_Dub888: To shreds you say...
r10pez10: my body is a machine that turns triggers into missed triggers
theamc2000: I like the splash for balance
tryllebanjo: @r10pez10 LUL
LRRbot: Metastatic Evangel [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Human Cleric [3/1] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, proliferate.
chriswr5: cmon standard bearer
Bruceski: I assume Adjani doesn't get to transform before dying itself?
raulghoulia: @Bruceski it says other
LRRbot: Wildfire [4RR] | Sorcery | Each player sacrifices four lands of their choice. Wildfire deals 4 damage to each creature.
matthaus_c: @Bruceski it does not
anhakha: quickly! Turn Wheeler into a creature!
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Xx_JAG_xX: HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Commodore_Perry_GG: Old Ben Pleasant Kenobi
ztghostie: at what point do they bust out the arch enemy deck and wheeler plays 4 v 1
Veste: you're welcome for not stealing nelson's deck <3
RatherLargeToad: it’s not a Quadra’s
Bruceski: @raulghoulia There's another cat in play. I meant the timing of that token dying vs Adjani dying
wandering_webster: @LoadingReadyRun Will DO!
Veste: i benlieve
RatherLargeToad: quadrasphere
jessicaengle: lrrSHINE
ThePixelSavage: if Wheeler draws Trinisphere again ill stick to my prediction that its luck not skill.
barbmitzvah: Rooting for Ben
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definenull: Oh no
jessicaengle: The joy of argy bargy
theamc2000: the joy of trinisphere
blackroseimmortal7: yooo how long has this been on
AllTheWeasels: !decklists
wandering_webster: @LoadingReadyRun DONE!
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
TehAmelie: sites where you can't turn off infinite scrolling are really bad for you, it turns out
SnowBuddy18: I've been reading books on my phone in bed before going to sleep
circusofkirkus: Ben's a pod person??
definenull: Ben's a pod person?!?
RechargeableFrenchman: @Bruceski Ajani can only transform if it's still on the battlefield when the trigger resolves, but is no longer on the field when the trigger tries to resolve so nothing happens
Ehrin_CB: We pod racing now?
micalovits: Chats one Braincell
A_Dub888: Ben "Pod Boy" Ulmer
ipoddodd: pod time time to pod
baskwalla: V good island joke today Ben
chris_hat: PODDERS
Bruceski: @RechargeableFrenchman Thanks, those triggers when multiple things happen at once always throw me, I tend to go with "Arena take the wheel"
BrowneePointz: Kiki Seeky is a great name
DigitalSeahorse: that moment when you sit down to eat and immediately drop a bean or several peas on the floor
A_Dub888: "I think there's a line where I don't run fast mana" Like say if you're going against Trinisphere?
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Gemstone Caverns | Legendary Land | If Gemstone Caverns is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter on it. If you do, exile a card from your hand. / {T}: Add {C}. If Gemstone Caverns has a luck counter on it, instead add one mana of any color.
chris_hat: Kiki-Seeky is a great name, also
LRRbot: Solar Transformer [2] | Artifact | Solar Transformer enters tapped. / When Solar Transformer enters, you get {E}{E}{E}. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.
RatherLargeToad: more than meets the eye?
LRRbot: Undercity Sewers | Land — Island Swamp | Undercity Sewers enters tapped. / When Undercity Sewers enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | Thundering Falls enters tapped. / When Thundering Falls enters, surveil 1.
jessicaengle: Hugbees!
justalog96: Just noticed wheelers deck name. B-B-B-BIIIIG BOROS
definenull: Card reader is having a time
A_Dub888: Sorry, you're doing WHAT to my doodle?
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micalovits: Ben... That Fetch land does not get that Surveil land
LRRbot: Knight of Autumn [1GW] | Creature — Dryad Knight [2/1] | When Knight of Autumn enters, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on Knight of Autumn. / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • You gain 4 life.
ladyjessica: that’s the blue green land right?
micalovits: Propably to hard to back up though
YeetTheRich_: respect? us??
r10pez10: !chat
LRRbot: Chat seems active.
RechargeableFrenchman: We did it, chat
definenull: Yeah card reader struggling today
jessicaengle: @ladyjessica Hi Jessica!
LRRbot: Talisman of Impulse [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. Talisman of Impulse deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Talisman of Creativity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. Talisman of Creativity deals 1 damage to you.
micalovits: Why would we every be sensible! Only wrong remarks!
r10pez10: "i'm gonna bring my list up" milk, cheese, snacks,
micalovits: Only Chaos Goblins!
ladyjessica: @jessicaengle hey!
A_Dub888: Learning things is good life advice. Or so I've been told
Mr_Bitterness: Wheeler's deck is making me happy. All I want to do is play Blood Moon against people
Sorator13: I just noticed the canlander logo on the bottom left; that is excellent
BrowneePointz: Wheeler has the Dwayne AND the Johnson!
RechargeableFrenchman: @Mr_Bitterness Respect
r10pez10: his name is my name too
ThePixelSavage: @Mr_Bitterness Disrespect.
LRRbot: Neoform [GU] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Caves of Chaos Adventurer [3R] | Creature — Human Barbarian [5/3] | Trample / When Caves of Chaos Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever Caves of Chaos Adventurer attacks, exile the top card of your library. If you've completed a dungeon, you may play that card this turn without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you may play that card this turn.
robin_sorensen: Ben cannot recover from the initiative
LoadingReadyRun: @r10pez10 That feel when you accidently register your shopping list in the Magiccon Tournament and go looking for a Black Lotus at the grocery store
definenull: Like the bombardiers?
RatherLargeToad: Haste in red? seems unlikely
theamc2000: does wheeler’s deck run creatures?
micalovits: A bolt Proof Ass even!
theamc2000: other then like fury
YakkShakk221B: the simic gave them a slightly larger ass
tryllebanjo: @LoadingReadyRun LUL
BrowneePointz: all I wanna do is either cast many Coiling Oracles, play lots of vengevines or Seismic Assault everything
A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun There's no lotus there's just soup
Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun I think the grocery's florist might be confused by this
DigitalSeahorse: slightly larger ass and a slightly smaller mule
CosmoRose6: @LoadingReadyRun "why are you looking for lotus at the grocery store!"
Xafty: @jacqui_lantern234 jibkat says hi
definenull: Hi offscreen Alex!
RechargeableFrenchman: @BrowneePointz younsuond just like me in university lmao
micalovits: I mean, some stores sell flowers sooo...
LoadingReadyRun: "I don't know, it's on my shopping list!"
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
Mr_Bitterness: "Look at that expensive mana base? It would be such a shame... if it were all basic MOUNTAINS!"
jessicaengle: @CosmoRose6 "Sir, this is an Argy Bargy's"
Juliamon: some groceriy stores might have lotus root
TehAmelie: "we're out of lotus, but how about some artichoke heart?"
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
ladyjessica: fury is a messed up card.
Juliamon: you probably don't want it if it's black though
matthaus_c: FTK is so good
RechargeableFrenchman: The florist is fresh out of Lotus, but I believe the jeweler in the mall has a couple Lion's Eye Diamond left in the back
StreamTeam3000: i assume if you choose forge
LRRbot: Sylvan Caryatid [1G] | Creature — Plant [0/3] | Defender, hexproof / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
StreamTeam3000: you have to target the fury
LRRbot: Voice of Resurgence [GW] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn and when Voice of Resurgence dies, create a green and white Elemental creature token with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control."
DigitalSeahorse: Juliamon, that's about as likely as any of these stores I order from having pineapple upside down cake in stock
robin_sorensen: you can hear the cards flipping it’s like an ASMR mic
A_Dub888: just a little guy
LRRbot: Palantír of Orthanc [3] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, put an influence counter on Palantír of Orthanc and scry 2. Then target opponent may have you draw a card. If that player doesn't, you mill X cards, where X is the number of influence counters on Palantír of Orthanc, and that player loses life equal to the total mana value of those cards.
tryllebanjo: @RechargeableFrenchman Keith over at Hot Topic, I'm pretty sure he has some Dark Ritual cooking. Dude's weird as hell.
LRRbot: Tangle Wire [3] | Artifact | Fading 4 / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
Sorator13: I feel like the tokens box has been having difficulties of late
BrowneePointz: that token was pretty rare iirc
protojman: i swear you just organized those tokens
accountmadeforants: Ah, we've arrived at T2 of the match against Serge
justalog96: Bbbbbiig boooros
4 raiders from Luminaire_p have joined!
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When Solitude enters, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
tryllebanjo: Raidin' partyy!
CosmoRose6: Ben's dedication on the token box makes me quite happy
jessicaengle: armoroRaid Hello raiders
DocTie: Yarr
justalog96: Welcome raiders!
robin_sorensen: all his stuff is tapped from wire
RechargeableFrenchman: Tanglewire sucks, and is also kind of amazing
Mazrae: Cheer150
micalovits: He could have floated mana to keep the Solitude untapped by casting after the trigger, but didn't matter here
DigitalSeahorse: stuff that makes you go hmmm
RechargeableFrenchman: I need to get better at Stax, it's so cool
TehAmelie: hemm and also haw
A_Dub888: @RechargeableFrenchman you're so cool
DigitalSeahorse: I just bit my cheek
RechargeableFrenchman: @A_Dub888 oh no, I've been "got"
RechargeableFrenchman: By a cool person
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
A_Dub888: @RechargeableFrenchman Who told you such a blatant lie?
LRRbot: Caves of Chaos Adventurer [3R] | Creature — Human Barbarian [5/3] | Trample / When Caves of Chaos Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever Caves of Chaos Adventurer attacks, exile the top card of your library. If you've completed a dungeon, you may play that card this turn without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you may play that card this turn.
Sorator13: PogChamp
TehAmelie: this Chaos Adventurer has a heck of a cave
BrowneePointz: sometimes pod just kills them dead with Aggro
RechargeableFrenchman: Pod like Twin sometimes just takes the opponent on a trip to Value Town and the combo never comes out of the suitcase
CosmoRose6: sometimes the combo is all of your creatures combined smacking your opponent
micalovits: Sometimes you just pod into an initiative creatures vs the control deck. Or vs Prison I guess
GasCityGaming: The REAL combo is the friends we made along the way
Ehrin_CB: @CosmoRose6 classic green combo
RechargeableFrenchman: @GasCityGaming and what a powerful combo it is
flatluigi: dave new decks...
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, just noticed the token Ben mentioned. I bought the same one as him.
niccus: combo is when you hit someone multiple times before they can recover
ThePixelSavage: get cute against Wheeler?
robin_sorensen: pod is not friendly to those who just pick it up
ekplayscards: Canlander FNPF let's gooooo
LRRbot: Pyrogoyf [3R] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Pyrogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever Pyrogoyf or another Lhurgoyf creature you control enters, that creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.
definenull: Uh oh
GasCityGaming: pyrogoyf 3rd best goyf?
LoadingReadyRun: Ben never needs to *get* cute. lrrAWESOME
Diabore: goyf is a 4/5 atm right? i see land sorcery creature artifact
goombalax: getting a shirt made "I made it through the Undercity and all I got was this Pestermite"
ThePixelSavage: I am with you Serge
justalog96: Dangle wire
thraximore: LUL
superdude097: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Sorator13: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
micalovits: Ben is always cute! And so is the other Ben, except maybe when he plays T1 trinissphere
TrentSSB: LUL
Kadenus: !card pestermite
LRRbot: Pestermite [2U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When Pestermite enters, you may tap or untap target permanent.
GasCityGaming: lrrSERGE lrrSERGE lrrSERGE
jessicaengle: Violence is bad unless it's in card form
LRRbot: Burning of Xinye [4RR] | Sorcery | You destroy four lands you control, then target opponent destroys four lands they control. Then Burning of Xinye deals 4 damage to each creature.
RechargeableFrenchman: It's a real cute-off at the table tonight
Simonark: Serge was evaluating the Moonbase armory on the Turn 1 Trinisphere.
r10pez10: and they say serge is the cinnamon roll
RechargeableFrenchman: So far everyone is winning
YeetTheRich_: (this includes your creatures)
robin_sorensen: OG portal card
GasCityGaming: !cardname Wildfire
Mr_Bitterness: I have the Portal Wrath of God
RechargeableFrenchman: Portal was hateful Magic, and I love it for that
tryllebanjo: Portal, aka F*ck All Lands set?
GasCityGaming: !card Wildfire
LRRbot: Wildfire [4RR] | Sorcery | Each player sacrifices four lands of their choice. Wildfire deals 4 damage to each creature.
Simonark: They didn't want new players coming BACK, that's all.
micalovits: Good ol Horsemanship
DigitalSeahorse: he's a spicy roll, sometimes with a bit of kick
ekplayscards: horsemanship mentioned!
Sorator13: well, Portal did come from the same folks who thought Blue Elemental Blast was a good idea, for example
Rebelcow: I unironically love mass LD
BrowneePointz: Jackel Hops
Syntheticuh: doesnt portal have a card that gives like +3 +3 and horsemanship but its not til eot? its just forever
BrowneePointz: Jackal*
hvhTim: Portal Remastered when
ekplayscards: @Syntheticuh riding the dilu horse!
micalovits: Remember to draw for turn Ben!
Ehrin_CB: @hvhTim would go hard
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AttackCowboy: Draw for turn!
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LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
RechargeableFrenchman: !card Jokulhaups
LRRbot: Jokulhaups [4RR] | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and lands. They can't be regenerated.
Syntheticuh: @ekplayscards yes! thank you! that card confused me so much when i was younger
tryllebanjo: GG
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
ThePixelSavage: WE DID IT!
Mr_Bitterness: Ding dong the king is dead!
GasCityGaming: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Sorator13: FBtouchdown
RechargeableFrenchman: Ben is defeated, Ben has triumphed
ztghostie: The King has been deposed!
definenull: Pod boy did it!
thewafflesareburning: Go Ben!
goombalax: The king is dead, long live the king!
Jillexie: Ben Kingkiller Ulmer
jessicaengle: kikoskBear
robin_sorensen: get wrecked Ben
A_Dub888: King Ben is dead! Long live King Ben!
ztghostie: The King Ben has fallen! All hail the new King, Ben!
Pywodwagon: goyf undefeated
CosmoRose6: Cheer100
micalovits: You still just die to Initiative right quickly though, but its a start
RechargeableFrenchman: I was going to praise Pod-less Pod but there was an early Neoform
Issurru: magic, magic never changes
CosmoRose6: the ben is dead long live the ben
DaxStrife: lrrALEX
RechargeableFrenchman: Another wild cutey appears
Sorator13: hi alex!
tryllebanjo: Sweet, Alex!
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Manygears: blue?
matthaus_c: still not playing Blue :p
justalog96: I don't think I've ever seen Alex NOT play Gruul haha
micalovits: @RechargeableFrenchman But you where allready in chat?
TheWriterAleph: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: hehheheheh
jaimeblacken: hey it's the deer guy!
A_Dub888: Not Elon?
RechargeableFrenchman: @micalovits Oh you, shucks
ThePixelSavage: @justalog96 he played black mold and mono black quite a lot
CrossXhunteR: pointed saga, ooh
eff_the_bard: mox, mox, barney mxgrox,
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lrrBEN
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub?
RechargeableFrenchman: Love the points changes
ckupf: I used to play gladiator aristocrats when DT was legal and my #1 target was a land
tryllebanjo: @DigitalSeahorse crendorShocked
anhakha: Tired because it's late here in the UK... but I don't want to watch adverts so I'll push through xD
jessicaengle: There's a snake in my boots
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
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Maggot_Colony: @ckupf hell yeah
CrossXhunteR: both players are searching at the same time
anhakha: boo-dink!
letsbelgo: 69 cheevos
LRRbot: Serrated Scorpion [B] | Creature — Scorpion [1/2] | When Serrated Scorpion dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.
Bugberry: Some worked better than others
DigitalSeahorse: @tryllebanjo digita435Octo
BrowneePointz: they look like profile portraiture Alex
CrossXhunteR: profile Phelia is a good pupper
justalog96: Serrated scorpion. My child.
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DigitalSeahorse: I love Eldrazi
wandering_webster: SO HAPPY TO SEE ALEX!!!
Mr_Bitterness: I'll admit, I really hate those profile alt arts. It's the solid single color backgrounds.
ThePixelSavage: @CrossXhunteR they are all good puppers Bront.
wandering_webster: HI ALEX!!!
LRRbot: Hunted Witness [W] | Creature — Human [1/1] | When Hunted Witness dies, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink.
jessicaengle: @wandering_webster Agreed!
LRRbot: Carrion Feeder [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Carrion Feeder can't block. / Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Carrion Feeder.
CrossXhunteR: was that an ignoble heirarch? do i recognize card art?
anhakha: This feels so much calmer without the looming threat of Trinosphere
ThePixelSavage: @Mr_Bitterness the soldi background is what makes them great actually
letsbelgo: @CrossXhunteR yes
micalovits: @CrossXhunteR Sure was!
DigitalSeahorse: Ben vs Alex's arm
anhakha: for now.
RechargeableFrenchman: Only until Breach is back at the table
Simonark: What God? Whose Work?
micalovits: You say that, but then Alex plays Blood artist and just wins
LRRbot: Phantasmal Image [1U] | Creature — Illusion [0/0] | You may have Phantasmal Image enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
RechargeableFrenchman: @micalovits one can only hope
robin_sorensen: I won through trinisphere with storm by tapping it with gigadrowse
Mr_Bitterness: @ThePixelSavage Glad others can enjoy them. They're a hard pass for me
eff_the_bard: t1 trini makes me happy inside
anhakha: it enters AS. Because it doesn't target it doesn't use the stack
Strebenherz: Heyo y'all. How goes the highlandering tonight?
50keyz: like a replacement effect?
jaimeblacken: but on the stack he can sac all
TehAmelie: i imagine "i cast disenchant on your trinisphere" may top that feeling
BrowneePointz: turn 1 chalice on 0-1 is another feel good but evil move
Sorator13: @Strebenherz The archenemy (Wheeler) was defeated; everything from here is just gravy
Strebenherz: Rip king wheeler
ThePixelSavage: @TehAmelie "I Mana Tithe your Trinisphere"
MrAyeAxe: Did Alex squeeze the new Wriggling Grub in here? it's so wriggly!
ThePCrowl: Wheeler is the true Hero.
LRRbot: Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit [WW] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, bolster 1.
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
GasCityGaming: !decklist
LoadingReadyRun: The scorpion is so deadly that even a picture of it drains your life!
DigitalSeahorse: when I said Ben vs Alex's arm I was kidding lol
LRRbot: Zealous Conscripts [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Haste / When Zealous Conscripts enters, gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.
Sorator13: alright, I gotta sleep. happy canlandering, all!
Dog_of_Myth: Zealous Conscripts my beloved.
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RechargeableFrenchman: @ThePixelSavage Artifact Blast surely
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
justalog96: I love aristocrat's so much. Look at this garbage ❤️
RechargeableFrenchman: "Counter Target Artifact Spell", the narrower answer for a pettier response
jaimeblacken: look at all these chickens
LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. / 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup…
micalovits: Dog!
jessicaengle: jlrrJade
ThePixelSavage: the only 0/10 pupper in existence
Juliamon: ThePixelSavage in your heart you know that isn't true
CrossXhunteR: i don't know if he invented it himself, but i love ben's deck name
DigitalSeahorse: that is one stellar pup
ThePixelSavage: @Juliamon I will die on this hill
micalovits: Nah, he is still cute and a good boy. He just ran away from home is places he shouldn't be
LRRbot: Zealous Conscripts [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Haste / When Zealous Conscripts enters, gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.
DigitalSeahorse: quack quack digita435Raveduck digita435Raveduck
Strebenherz: not a planewalker, a pupperwalker
BrowneePointz: planeswalkies
ThePixelSavage: @Strebenherz wouldnt that be the person that walks .... the pup?
LRRbot: Viscera Seer [B] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.
Strebenherz: @ThePixelSavage logic, my main weakness
AugmentingPath: Wow, that flavor text is a terrible pun
AugmentingPath: I don't think I've noticed it before
karmic_guide: Will food fight have it's time in the sun tonight?
jessicaengle: @Strebenherz relateable
jaimeblacken: has been yeeted into the sun
Ilyusion: Serge retired champion on food fight
Paspantoute: lmao
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RechargeableFrenchman: Ot
Mr_Bitterness: No sleep Wheeler is punchy
chriswr5: trinispheres could definitely be a really fibrous breakfast cereal
DigitalSeahorse: RPGShihu RPGFireball 2020Delivery
BrowneePointz: I just can’t wait to see the new vehicles and the two new gods in Aetherdrift
DigitalSeahorse: yup
code1300: Wheeler pro food fight player of the format
BrowneePointz: see if my Greasefang gets some upgrades
karmic_guide: Are there any plans for those lovely sleeves to restock?
Mr_Bitterness: @BrowneePointz Same with my Shorikai list
karmic_guide: Huzzah!
karmic_guide: (thank you kindly)
Ukon_Cairns: i do love the idea of Not Dead After All type cards making a weird mix between an aristocrats deck and a blink deck that actually attacks
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CrossXhunteR: i got a set of those sleeves like a month or two ago and use them in my draft kit. love the shuffle feel
LRRbot: Prime Speaker Vannifar [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Ooze Wizard [2/4] | {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
chriswr5: ITS HAPPENING
A_Dub888: Pod Speaker Vannifar
LRRbot: Spara's Headquarters | Land — Forest Plains Island | Spara's Headquarters enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
LRRbot: Afterlife Insurance [1{W/B}] | Instant | Creatures you control gain afterlife 1 until end of turn. Draw a card.
Bugberry: Sylvan Pod Mother
LoadingReadyRun: I still contend that Mowu is also a Planeswalking pupper. Jiang is just along for the ride
RechargeableFrenchman: @LoadingReadyRun it does give "walking the dog" a fun new meaning to explore
ThePixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun hot take
robin_sorensen: Alex rocking the meatloaf
Ilyusion: Jiang is just a poser cause he thinks people would think less of him cause his dog is the real alpha
LRRbot: Liliana, Heretical Healer [1BB] (back: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
ThePixelSavage: @Ilyusion a little too much maybe
LRRbot: Tattered Mummy [1B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [1/2] | When Tattered Mummy dies, each opponent loses 2 life.
zeathean: Tokens have have?
zeathean: hast?
ThePixelSavage: he created them on Bens end step
micalovits: No, but was made on Bens end step
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @zeathean made at the end of bens turn
zeathean: Copy
DigitalSeahorse: HahaReindeer
LoadingReadyRun: I feel like Liliana flip ability should have a non-zombie clause
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
justalog96: Aristocrat's is so joyful
karmic_guide: Twit of the Year Woo!!!
chriswr5: !card Liliana, Defiant Necromancer
LRRbot: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer (front: Liliana, Heretical Healer) | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+2]: Each player discards a card. / [−X]: Return target nonlegendary creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature dies, return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step."
LRRbot: Afterlife Insurance [1{W/B}] | Instant | Creatures you control gain afterlife 1 until end of turn. Draw a card.
jessicaengle: GG
RechargeableFrenchman: Big fan of Aristocrats as an archetype
Paspantoute: st00beLeave
micalovits: We were ON a BREAK!
RechargeableFrenchman: RIP Nelly
anhakha: perfectly cut
Bruceski: quick, borrow the Trinisphere!
DigitalSeahorse: only one way to FI
LiamK712: one way to f....
Transmuted_Elf: onlly one way to what?
ThePixelSavage: @Transmuted_Elf we will never find out
justalog96: @rechargeablefrenchman it just plays the dumbest little guys and then you're dead out of nowhere
GasCityGaming: @micalovits To this day i will swear they were on a break, yes Ross shouldn't have done that and he sucks as a person in general, but they were on a break.
RechargeableFrenchman: @Transmuted_Elf find out right after these messages!
Xafty: only one way to f-
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RechargeableFrenchman: @justalog96 as the crew frequently refer to it, a pile of bad cards that sometimes just win the game
KakuEpsilon: @RechargeableFrenchman It's the only Highlander deck I have ever built, and yeat I'm still on Mardu because I like that colour combo but they've never played that again
TehAmelie: i submit the real problem was when Ross started shouting and rules lawyering about it to ignore how Rachel felt
BrowneePointz: was it first 4 season Ross that sucked ass or post season 4
BrowneePointz: I don’t remember friends that well, but I do remember someone saying there was a very clear line where his writing drastically changed
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ThePixelSavage: it would be funny
LRRbot: Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim [WB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Kor Cleric [2/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Whenever another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Diabore: love elias
DigitalSeahorse: I like Alex's deck crate
AugmentingPath: Elas il-Kor, Sad-pilled
kynelwynn: Walk with Elias
DigitalSeahorse: it's pretty crate!
ThePixelSavage: Mire ... Serge
TehAmelie: "i swear on my father's name, you will get to cast spells"
Mustang_Redcloak: But Serge is the premier lands pilot of the format.
LRRbot: Tattered Mummy [1B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [1/2] | When Tattered Mummy dies, each opponent loses 2 life.
kynelwynn: Splendido Burrito is a different channel
LithelyUnshod: But Jim is right there
anhakha: brown
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunGeiger voxlunRad rad crate?
LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | Thundering Falls enters tapped. / When Thundering Falls enters, surveil 1.
MrAyeAxe: Is 5 colour lotus breach just an excuse for Serge to get away with playing all the surveil lands? :D
singinnonsense: gruul : green for the size, red for the spice
dungeonmasteralek: Hey friends! Hope I haven't missed too much cardlinging!
ThePixelSavage: @dungeonmasteralek you missed quite a lot tbh
kynelwynn: @dungeonmasteralek Just four games
DigitalSeahorse: grape drank mm
DigitalSeahorse: m
dungeonmasteralek: I'll go back to the vod later lol
scrambled_doot: @dungeonmasteralek Wheeler beat Serge and Nelly, Ben beat Wheeler, Alex beat Ben, this is game 5
LoadingReadyRun: Badlands? Why not Goodlands?
scrambled_doot: @scrambled_doot they're good games tho
AugmentingPath: Goodlands kept refusing to add black mana on moral grounds
dungeonmasteralek: @scrambled_doot sick, thanks for the recap!~
LRRbot: Garrison Cat [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When Garrison Cat dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
ztghostie: Why not Mediumlands?
DigitalSeahorse: kitty
LRRbot: Nezumi Linkbreaker [B] | Creature — Rat Warlock [1/1] | When Nezumi Linkbreaker dies, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
TehAmelie: technically everything that isn't badland is goodland
jessicaengle: kikoskKitty
DigitalSeahorse: cute
ThePixelSavage: @TehAmelie debatable
justalog96: Judge nelly here. Except more like friend nelly
thraximore: rat! wheelerCrat
dungeonmasteralek: Wow!
ThePixelSavage: and you technically havent played a storm deck even now
dungeonmasteralek: I'm here for it!
TehAmelie: it's called that because it has no use for humans. sort of ethnocentric
AugmentingPath: Feel like combo serge might be dead this turn
CrossXhunteR: i can hear the clanking of the gears
A_Dub888: Technically you still haven't
chriswr5: serge ft drinks and a medium fry
Bugberry: War-Storm Serge
Mr_Bitterness: It's the Snerge takover
theamc2000: Serge was prison tax man before
Transmuted_Elf: sergeSnerge sergeOffByOne !
LoadingReadyRun: Serge: Premiere Combo player in the format
h3rsh3yb4r: serge is gonna go on a 20 game tear on showdown, the opposite of food
dungeonmasteralek: Storm + Serge + Sterge?
justalog96: A sac outlet for itself
Mustang_Redcloak: The best part of combo is after you win, you have time to eat before the next round. Kappa
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
robin_sorensen: new serge just dropped
Dog_of_Myth: @dungeonmasteralek Just StormSerge would work
superdude097: DId Alex get the land from Vista yet?
jessicaengle: New Serge who dis
AugmentingPath: carrion my wayward feeder. There'll be peace when you are... feeder
scrambled_doot: Looks like a dead serge to me boss
zeathean: I think a sac outlet is only 7
DigitalSeahorse: does twitch clip creation window freeze the stream for everyone else that tries clipping too?
GasCityGaming: nezumi makes a merc though
Ukon_Cairns: unless the sac outlet sacs itself yeh?
zeathean: ah ok
Mustang_Redcloak: I think a sac outlet that can sac itself just wins
scrambled_doot: The recruiter also comes with a body
LRRbot: Pact of Negation [0] | Instant | Counter target spell. / At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {3}{U}{U}. If you don't, you lose the game.
justalog96: casting pact of negation against THAT card is so funny, but necessary
scrambled_doot: ballsy
scrambled_doot: let's see if it pays off
dungeonmasteralek: stifle pact trigger?
theamc2000: if serge gonna ritual to pay?
Mustang_Redcloak: I've seen pact casted vs worse cards
superdude097: Serge should be at 7 now, right? Was at 8 last turn then fetched?
scrambled_doot: @theamc2000 looks like it
Strebenherz: quick strip mine his islands
A_Dub888: Seething song?
micalovits: Dark ritual Probably
scrambled_doot: my money is on ritual into pay into die
Plasterboard: All villains see themselves as the hero :P
ThePixelSavage: Serge absolutely is the Hero in that room (Paul not being in it)
micalovits: Called it
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
Strebenherz: quick counter the dark rit
scrambled_doot: let's see if serge can win
Strebenherz: welll done serge, that was crafty
superdude097: Did Serge lose life from the Fetch?
scrambled_doot: i dont think he did
dungeonmasteralek: I spy a goblin
ThePixelSavage: <message deleted>what I like about Serge (and a characteristic I do not have) is taht he never ever gives up
DigitalSeahorse: payday loan places are a rip off and designed to keep you in debt
LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature — Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
chriswr5: demonic-er tutor (wheeler over your shoulder)
justalog96: Did he just draw breach?
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
scrambled_doot: @justalog96 looks like a flooting to me
ThePixelSavage: <message deleted>Wheeler pls. let Serge play for himself
scrambled_doot: oh nevermind lmao
scrambled_doot: just has the breach
DigitalSeahorse: the art looks neat there
micalovits: Is stupidly broken is what it does
superdude097: !card Underworeld Breach
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
superdude097: !card Underworld Breach
LRRbot: Underworld Breach [1R] | Enchantment | Each nonland card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Underworld Breach.
robin_sorensen: he got there
h3rsh3yb4r: !card beseech the q
LRRbot: Beseech the Queen [{2/B}{2/B}{2/B}] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
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chris_hat: Wheelooming
scrambled_doot: he's got it if he sees the line
ThePixelSavage: <message deleted>Wheeler pls ... let people win or lose on their own terms. dont hover over them
robin_sorensen: thank you!
LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice Lion's Eye Diamond: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
zefinderus: The presence of storm behind seerge
hey_kelvin: that works too
MrPipboy3000: Take your time Serge, you got this!
definenull: Ruh roh
DigitalSeahorse: un leon
jessicaengle: @ThePixelSavage I think Serge is learning tonight
TehAmelie: are there any tutors that aren't evil/demon flavored?
BrowneePointz: @thepixelsavage this is an incredibly hard deck to sequence and is Serge’s first time doing the combo.
Mustang_Redcloak: FBtouchdown
Strebenherz: OH SNAP
benjamin_wheeler: @thepixelsavage Serge and I literally talked about doing this before the show
Strebenherz: I used to use that!
LRRbot: Brain Freeze [1U] | Instant | Target player mills three cards. / Storm
ThePixelSavage: <message deleted>@jessicaengle I get that but then let him ask if he needs help. Wheeler at times is a bit overbearing I find.
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo digita435Octo digita435Octo
AugmentingPath: target self, yeah?
micalovits: Tendrills comes later
definenull: Yeah there are a lot of moving parts to breach combo to keep trackout
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
Strebenherz: WHAT
benjamin_wheeler: @thepixelsavage very weird and uninformed of you
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam voxlunFoam voxlunFoam voxlunCarp
YakkShakk221B: brain freeze breach lines are great
scrambled_doot: lets get breeeeeeeechin
A_Dub888: PogChamp
ThePixelSavage: <message deleted>@benjamin_wheeler same for that answer tbh.
scrambled_doot: he saw the line chat
MrPipboy3000: Needs to build up storm with LED to mill Alex
LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice Lion's Eye Diamond: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
MrPipboy3000: Nice combo
AllTheWeasels: bless the mods
oneala: oh I love this
Juliamon: the crew knows what they're doing, please don't backseat them
Mr_Bitterness: Oooooooohhhh
Uzumaki15: Neat this is a cedh loop too
dungeonmasteralek: Heck yeah, get it, Serge. Who says CEDH is a dead format?
kynelwynn: !underworld Breach
definenull: Now does alex have an eldrazi that shuffles
kynelwynn: Mph
kynelwynn: !card Underworld Breach
LRRbot: Underworld Breach [1R] | Enchantment | Each nonland card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Underworld Breach.
chris_hat: If anyone's seen the "slushie" decks, this is the combo that refers to
Mr_Bitterness: seabatClap
chriswr5: YAY SERGE!!!
GasCityGaming: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
LiamK712: lrrSHINE
Mustang_Redcloak: FBtouchdown
TheRatKings: amazing job
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Scarbble: yay serge!
zefinderus: Well done
trainpants: yay serge!
Camail: great job!
TheWriterAleph: doogCLAPPING lrrSERGE
ThirdGames: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
definenull: The first it's free serge....
CrossXhunteR: boom headshot
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
dungeonmasteralek: Love to see it!
62MGcobra: hifunkSickest
chris_hat: Go Serge!
ztghostie: you never forget your first storm kill
jessicaengle: jlrrDance jlrrDance jlrrDance
oneala: yea serge!!!!!
FenrisSchafer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
robin_sorensen: that first degen feeling
oneala: so proud
anhakha: My pc just crashed. I saw Serge tutor for an LED, then when i got back i just saw "I make your deck zero."
Strebenherz: hell yeah serge
accountmadeforants: Or just a random Narcomoeba in Alex's deck
LastCenturion: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
GrassVortex: FBtouchdown
hey_kelvin: creeping chill would be hilarious
TheDangerWaffle: damn
zeathean: neat
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunGeiger voxlunRad that was rad
Mr_Bitterness: I never twigged that synergy that Underworld Breach lets you still cast all the cards pitched with LED
A_Dub888: P O W E R F U L M A G I C
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Scarbble: pact + dark ritual was hot
BrowneePointz: Hell yea Serge!
dungeonmasteralek: Cheer500 Let's go, Serge!
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DigitalSeahorse: byeeeeeeee
jessicaengle: #teamorder
CrossXhunteR: i know of tendrils and freeze. i should look up the other storm cards
TheDangerWaffle: dad
TheDangerWaffle: *xD
TheDangerWaffle: ffffff autocorrect
DrLigmaPhD: @TheDangerWaffle Yes son/daughter/child?
micalovits: There is a reason that Breach is Banned in legacy, card is a better and cheaper Yawg Will often
Wicker_Guide: @CrossXhunteR THe other biggest are Grapeshot (Storm 1 to any target) and Empty the Warrens (Storm make 2 1/1 goblins)
Pharmacistjudge: evening all
Pharmacistjudge: i hope there hasn't been a large judge call i missed
TheDangerWaffle: @drligmaphd lmaaoooo
dungeonmasteralek: What's that Blue storm card that casts you spells from off your library?
Wicker_Guide: Mind's Desire
BrowneePointz: minds desire
Wicker_Guide: which is unfortunately 4uu
Pharmacistjudge: a neuron named mind's desire
robin_sorensen: what’s Nelly on?
Mr_Bitterness: Hmmm, does deck also have Thoracle for the win after the self-mill?
Dog_of_Myth: !deck
dungeonmasteralek: @Mr_Bitterness You just mill opponent and pass
AllTheWeasels: @Mr_Bitterness that'd be another like 7 points
chaostreader: there is the green anti-storm storm card weather the storm.
micalovits: @Pharmacistjudge only Chat being chaos goblins that don't listen. Totally not me that said something wrong
blackroseimmortal7: @robin_sorensen white aggro
Mustang_Redcloak: I wonder what the meeting for the design of Underworld Breach was like. I mean how do you pitch Yawgmoth's Will, but better?
ernieblolb: when r u guys doing Friday nights again i thought that was happening again
dungeonmasteralek: This is gonna be so good! I love this matchup
Juliamon: ernieblolb Soon!
LRRbot: City of Brass | Land | Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
DrLigmaPhD: Serge goblin? Where are my artists at?
LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
BrowneePointz: @mustang_redcloak honestly the thing is they underestimated how easy escape was across the board
hey_kelvin: whew fbb city
Wicker_Guide: @Mustang_Redcloak Hey it's 4pm before a long weekend, let's just submit something for thei black sorcery and then get tacos and margaritas
BrowneePointz: and have said as much
CrossXhunteR: i was not expecting that city of brass to be non-english on the card reader
robin_sorensen: who else wants to play halo hunter to tech against guide of souls?
benjamin_wheeler: @robin_sorensen on like Savannah lion we
Mr_Bitterness: @AllTheWeasels Oh of course Thoracle is pointed
benjamin_wheeler: ww*
LithelyUnshod: @Mr_Bitterness Thoracle is 6 points
LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | Meticulous Archive enters tapped. / When Meticulous Archive enters, surveil 1.
Dumori: serge, snerge and now new Gnerge
LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Urza's Bauble: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
BrowneePointz: No! you binned Dad!
Pharmacistjudge: As the person who is being baubled, you do get to know what card is seen.
darknevaeh: SERGE! Just got done watching your Tolarian episode with Rebel!
LRRbot: Elite Spellbinder [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/1] | Flying / When Elite Spellbinder enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may play it. A spell cast this way costs {2} more to cast.
LRRbot: Orim's Chant [W] | Instant | Kicker {W} / Target player can't cast spells this turn. If this spell was kicked, creatures can't attack this turn.
LRRbot: Strike It Rich [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token. / Flashback {2}{R}
LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
CrossXhunteR: it's exiled
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | Thundering Falls enters tapped. / When Thundering Falls enters, surveil 1.
BrowneePointz: I just realized PVDDR’s name is nearly perfect TMNT cadence
CrossXhunteR: being 5 color, is serge running all 10 surveil lands?
GasCityGaming: @BrowneePointz well now that's stuck in my head, lol
robin_sorensen: PVDDR is the sound the car makes when you hit the shoulder of the highway
LRRbot: Strike It Rich [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token. / Flashback {2}{R}
BrowneePointz: @robin_sorensen my car has a Spanish accent!?
LRRbot: Siege Veteran [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever another nontoken Soldier you control dies, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.
BrowneePointz: Portuguese
hey_kelvin: portugese*
null5et: @robin_sorensen lol
BrowneePointz: I forgot he’s Brazilian for a second
couchboyj: Ha ha, If it was me, I'd draw gas, Ha ha
DrLigmaPhD: "Look Minnie, I'm combo-ing!"
LRRbot: Elite Vanguard [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1]
robin_sorensen: no lotus in that bad boy?
Kaaannaaa: Elite vanguard, attack!
BrowneePointz: ye he’s on breach lotus for points iirc @robin_sorensen
hey_kelvin: ehhhh
MajorFrostbyte: Serge is land baron
robin_sorensen: that’s not a bad hand
Grinnin_Gin: Always love to see canlander content. Watching LRR's MTG content has encouraged and inspired me to be a better magic player, but I have to say Highlander is my favorite. It's a highlight of my day when I watch a good game of canlander.
hey_kelvin: it's not good
Grinnin_Gin: Unfortunately now I play hovermyr in all of my decks, send help.
robin_sorensen: keep playing until someone wins 3
BartholemewTheKitten: We haven't had one...until Nel
CrossXhunteR: im glad to have some canlander to watch tonight, since my LGS is closed today due to snow/ice
superdude097: HA! Good joke Nelly!
A_Dub888: FOURTH Erolingus!? I thought Highlander was a singleton format! lrrJUDGE
BrowneePointz: so how many people are gonna have the Tokyo drift music running through their head on repeat once Aetherdrift comes out?
Mr_Bitterness: Between Monoblack and Monowhite aggro decks, Nelly speaks to my aggro heart.
Grinnin_Gin: @BrowneePointz I have the wacky races theme in my head
Mr_Bitterness: @BrowneePointz Eurobeat all the time
goombalax: @BrowneePointz more like gas Gas GAS
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A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz I haven't seen Tokyo Drift so I'll probably go with Initial D
LRRbot: Veteran Survivor [W] | Creature — Human Survivor [2/1] | Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Veteran Survivor is tapped, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / As long as there are three or more cards exiled with Veteran Survivor, it gets +3/+3 and has hexproof.
BrowneePointz: @a_dub888 I’m a lil surprised you haven’t heard it due to its meme proliferation
Ukon_Cairns: hey, if enough of your deck prevents opp from playing magic the gathering, a lot of cards become playable.
Transmuted_Elf: What commander Deck is Wheeler playing?
LRRbot: Sungold Sentinel [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever Sungold Sentinel enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / Coven — {1}{W}: Choose a color. Sungold Sentinel gains hexproof from that color until end of turn and can't be blocked by creatures of that color this turn. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.
CrossXhunteR: throw the exiled land under the survivor to track it getting to 3 cards?
Dog_of_Myth: !deck
Bugberry: @BrowneePointz probably heard the music without being aware what it's from.
LRRbot: Legion Extruder [1R] | Artifact | When Legion Extruder enters, it deals 2 damage to any target. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token.
A_Dub888: @Bugberry Wouldn't be surprised
LRRbot: Dragon Hunter [W] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Protection from Dragons / Dragon Hunter can block Dragons as though it had reach.
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
CrossXhunteR: how many 1 mana 2/1s is nelly running?
DrLigmaPhD: Why are we dragging Hunter?
robin_sorensen: Nelly needs kataki
Bugberry: I imagine protection from Dragons is not irrelevant against Big Boros.
robin_sorensen: tividar to kill bombadiers!?!
Mr_Bitterness: Reporting, reporting, reporting for duty!
kynelwynn: You face Jaraxxus!
LRRbot: Get Lost [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature, enchantment, or planeswalker. Its controller creates two Map tokens.
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
micalovits: @CrossXhunteR Only 8 of his 1 drops are 2/1's! He does also have a 2/2 doggo though
chriswr5: wait, they don't love you like i love you
justalog96: Ezreal, the 3 cost?
LRRbot: Reidane, God of the Worthy [2W] (back: Valkmira, Protector's Shield) | Legendary Creature — God [2/3] | Flying, vigilance / Snow lands your opponents control enter tapped. / Noncreature spells your opponents cast with mana value 4 or greater cost {2} more to cast.
A_Dub888: @DrLigmaPhD They now what they did
A_Dub888: *know
LRRbot: Wild Wasteland [2R] | Enchantment | Skip your draw step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.
LoadingReadyRun: Magus of the Moon: *looks at map* "yup, that's another mountain"
robin_sorensen: wild wasteland stops Ben from taking mana vault damage
DrLigmaPhD: @A_Dub888 Or are we dragging them as in makeover challenge?
LRRbot: Balance [1W] | Sorcery | Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
robin_sorensen: boo this man!
justalog96: He's the good guy!
Mazrae: boo-urns
BrowneePointz: you played balance
TheRatKings: go for the eyes boo!
Mustang_Redcloak: Balance is a balanced magic card. It's in the name
hey_kelvin: cool card, wild wasteland
Grinnin_Gin: booo
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justalog96: Muted
karmic_guide: why is argy bargy?
chriswr5: "no sir they saying booo-njamin"
MrPipboy3000: Why are you booing, he's right!
JustAnotherMuffin: Wait that Jersey is fire
varmintx0: Time for some Ben on Ben violence.
robin_sorensen: Ben’s list better have an uba mask
justalog96: damn!
TheAwkes: Would we say this is a good representation of the two sides of 60/40 matchups?
CrossXhunteR: ben won the dice roll
BrowneePointz: @justanothermuffin from MagicCon Philly
Mr_Bitterness: Ben on Ben violence
Mustang_Redcloak: Uba Stax? Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
BrowneePointz: look when I first started playing Magic one of my playgroup had a deck revolving around Uba Mask and Tef Puzzlebox
goombalax: straight dorkin' it
CharredSpark: dorkin' makes me feel good
DrLigmaPhD: What about my thedork?
kynelwynn: not drift compaible
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
CrossXhunteR: ben won the die roll, but at what cost
Transmuted_Elf: Look they would drift somewhere.
Transmuted_Elf: What is Benbens deck?
jwholla: William eilish, I’m dead
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
MrPipboy3000: @Transmuted_Elf 4 color pod
LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
karmic_guide: no achievo's this strim?
Transmuted_Elf: @MrPipboy3000 thanks
Mustang_Redcloak: How much energy did he pay?
DrLigmaPhD: Unlawful discharge of elf
JustAnotherMuffin: watching this stream while sleeving up my first Canlander deck feels fitting. I hope you people are happy
kynelwynn: both players should be at 19
BrowneePointz: also shout out to the members of the lrrmmunity and the friends of LRR in LA, I hope you and your loved ones are safe browne2Pride
Bugberry: !card sentinel tower
LRRbot: Sentinel Tower [4] | Artifact | Whenever an instant or sorcery spell is cast during your turn, Sentinel Tower deals damage to any target equal to 1 plus the number of instant and sorcery spells cast before that spell this turn.
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
goombalax: bolting all the birds
LoadingReadyRun: Poke the Pilgrim?
AttackCowboy: That's not very Andrew WK of you
Mustang_Redcloak: Nothing wrong with being a heel. They get some of the biggest pop
BrowneePointz: no that’s me
LRRbot: Tangle Wire [3] | Artifact | Fading 4 / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
BrowneePointz: I’m the Puft Guy
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
JustAnotherMuffin: Benjamin might be the bad guy
goombalax: you too can be verbally abused by Bill Murray
robin_sorensen: ouch
karmic_guide: strictly worse hockey puck
DrLigmaPhD: No that's Null Rod
BrowneePointz: @robin_sorensen first game against Serge Wheeler had the t1 Trinisphere. throwing him into the storm deep end right out the gate
Grinnin_Gin: "But it doesn't DO anything!"
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
Grinnin_Gin: "No, it does *nothing*"
robin_sorensen: brutal
Natedogg2: "But it doesn't *do* anything!" / "No, it *does* nothing."
CrossXhunteR: can you tap for mana in response to a tangle wire trigger and cast stuff in your upkeep?
Grinnin_Gin: ninja'd, nate
LRRbot: Deceiver Exarch [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Cleric [1/4] | Flash / When Deceiver Exarch enters, choose one — / • Untap target permanent you control. / • Tap target permanent an opponent controls.
CrossXhunteR: well, here's my answer
Natedogg2: @CrossXhunteR Yes, you can do that.
Mr_Bitterness: Moral victory
micalovits: Well Deserved
BrowneePointz: It’s pronounced Guy Fieri
LoadingReadyRun: Guy's Cradle
BrowneePointz: That’s Flavortown Paul
Muddy_Thunder: @LoadingReadyRun Hey Paul, we can't see Ben's deckname or colors
DrLigmaPhD: Weird way to say bachelor pad
LoadingReadyRun: @Muddy_Thunder oops!
Mustang_Redcloak: Forget it, Ben. It's Flavortown.
Muddy_Thunder: @LoadingReadyRun Thank you!!
br4dwe11: Canadian Highlander? Uh ya I sure hope it does
LoadingReadyRun: Guy's Cradle is kept in the Man Cave
LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | Elegant Parlor enters tapped. / When Elegant Parlor enters, surveil 1.
Mustang_Redcloak: The pauper player in me wishes for the day that the Mirage fetches get downshifted to common
DrLigmaPhD: Nine Nazgul is viable
BrowneePointz: I need to get a Gaea’s Cradle altered to be a Guy Fieri restaurant
chriswr5: @Mustang_Redcloak the pauper player in me says please dear god no
robin_sorensen: slam it
CrossXhunteR: !card grim monolith
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
LRRbot: Wurmcoil Engine [6] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [6/6] | Deathtouch, lifelink / When Wurmcoil Engine dies, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.
Bugberry: I heard Forth Eorlingas in the War of the Rohirrim movie and had to chuckle to myself thanks to yall.
Grinnin_Gin: Guy Fierillos, Flavortown Emissary
LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When Restoration Angel enters, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
DrLigmaPhD: A Most Dangerous Noodle
LRRbot: Splinter Twin [2RR] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "{T}: Create a token that's a copy of this creature, except it has haste. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step."
goombalax: !card pyrokinesis
LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
Aarek: splonter tom on the pesterman
Mustang_Redcloak: FBtouchdown
robin_sorensen: hoooooot
TheRatKings: that felt good
Mazrae: what just happened?
sweatygirlfriend: twin is the moral victory
ghizmou: is ben the baddie?
micalovits: Splinter Twin my love <3
Arakasi01: @Mazrae Ben lost
jaimeblacken: ben, why not exile the exarch?
BrowneePointz: he didn’t know he had twin
robin_sorensen: ya Ben
BrowneePointz: he thought he had Kiki
ghizmou: original brew baby
jaimeblacken: cool
robin_sorensen: hey Ben you probably should have removed the exarch
Mazrae: @Arakasi01 i had got that, i was just wondering why and how but since he explained i understand now
Pharmacistjudge: I am glad Robin is in chat
Pharmacistjudge: because i have no standing to say such things
Grinnin_Gin: no one expects the spanish splintquisition
chriswr5: how could wheeler not know about twin that card is like 15 years old
Bugberry: I hope Pestermite gets a reprint in or around Lorwyn return.
Arakasi01: @Mazrae Yeah I was more making a joke about how Ben lost is the most unhelpful answer to that, given they are both named Ben
micalovits: Okay, that is a spicy 5
goombalax: @Pharmacistjudge what are they gonna do, ban you?
BrowneePointz: did yall see the gorgeous new Inn Remastered Resto?
robin_sorensen: I would have gone for it a turn earlier and got wrecked by plow
MedicCasts: Sleep schedule so bad I get to watch Friday night paper fight live, Pog
Pharmacistjudge: i am at least slightly in LRR's good graces, i do not want to screw that up
ghizmou: resto angel is also higher on the pod chain if it mattered
Mazrae: @Arakasi01 thats fair, im just tired and just kind of watching and just taking things bluntly
Natedogg2: Is it bad that my first thought was "Plow? People play Plow Under?"
Arakasi01: @Mazrae Relatable dnkNod
DrLigmaPhD: Canadian 5 landr
BrowneePointz: anyways char that’s why Kiki combo is good. your opponent has to guess right on which bits you have
BrowneePointz: and what you can access
Pharmacistjudge: speaking of which, i better order some Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa for Chicago.
BrowneePointz: chat*
chriswr5: Call Mr. Plow, That's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.
thraximore: @Natedogg2 hey Plow Under is a beating
BrowneePointz: Pei Pa Koa mentioned 👀
thraximore: !card Plow Under
LRRbot: Plow Under [3GG] | Sorcery | Put two target lands on top of their owners' libraries.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
chriswr5: serum powder time babey
goombalax: you only need 2 cards to combo
Natedogg2: I know it's a beating. But it's been a while since I've seen it cast.
LithelyUnshod: @Pharmacistjudge goooooo
thraximore: it IS a 5 mana sorcery
BrowneePointz: or !card temporal spring
Pharmacistjudge: @BrowneePointz i gave the crew some packets of it in Vegas. they seemed to appreciate it, so I figured to hand them some in Chicago too
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Seahorse
BrowneePointz: as a singer god Pei Pa Koa is a changer
BrowneePointz: !card Temporal Spring
LRRbot: Temporal Spring [1GU] | Sorcery | Put target permanent on top of its owner's library.
robin_sorensen: glorious
DigitalSeahorse: eek
LRRbot: Nezumi Linkbreaker [B] | Creature — Rat Warlock [1/1] | When Nezumi Linkbreaker dies, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
MrAyeAxe: Ah yes, the Mulligan from the South
thraximore: rat! rat! rat!
thraximore: wheelerCrat
thraximore: rat with a hat!
DigitalSeahorse: rat frand
chriswr5: wheelerCrat
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
Strebenherz: wheelerRat wheelerKrat
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Blossoms enters, draw a card.
Muddy_Thunder: wheelerRat wheelerRat wheelerRat
Mr_Bitterness: Ooo, a classic, wall of blossoms
LRRbot: Warren Soultrader [2B] | Creature — Zombie Goblin Wizard [3/3] | Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Create a Treasure token.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I was hitting the Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa pretty hard when I had a cold over the Christmas holiday
BrowneePointz: Austin Powers all star character Savannah Humpalot
goombalax: I opened soultrader last week and learned of its existence
rainbowolf13: !card Phantasmal Image
LRRbot: Phantasmal Image [1U] | Creature — Illusion [0/0] | You may have Phantasmal Image enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
LRRbot: Phantasmal Image [1U] | Creature — Illusion [0/0] | You may have Phantasmal Image enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
Strebenherz: haven't heard of that before, how is it? @LoadingReadyRun
NotCainNorAbel: @LoadingReadyRun Jacob Juice
Bugberry: The Great Wall of Blossoms
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LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePointz: @strebenherz it’s a Chinese throat medicine that is incredibly effective and a must for Voiceover professionals
LithelyUnshod: @NotCainNorAbel Jacob *goo*
Arakasi01: Oh damn he's gonna find a 3rd wall of blossoms
LoadingReadyRun: @Strebenherz good for a sore and/or scratchy throat
BrowneePointz: it’s also commonly called “Throat Coat”
LRRbot: Jolted Awake [W] | Sorcery | Choose up to one target artifact or creature card in your graveyard. You get {E}{E}. Then you may pay an amount of {E} equal to that card's mana value. If you do, return it from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Bartolomé del Presidio [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight [2/1] | Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bartolomé del Presidio.
goombalax: merc was dessert
NotCainNorAbel: @LithelyUnshod I'll concede that that is common name but Jacob Juice sure has a ring to it that I think is amazing and upsetting at the same time.
Pharmacistjudge: IIRC Jacob got tired of people joking about him being associated with Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa, so i avoid calling it something with his name attached to it
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
LRRbot: Yahenni, Undying Partisan [2B] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/2] | Haste / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Yahenni, Undying Partisan. / Sacrifice another creature: Yahenni gains indestructible until end of turn.
DrLigmaPhD: Alex they're Spanish not Italian
DigitalSeahorse: "Are you telling me a RAT fried this rice?!"
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Blossoms enters, draw a card.
Mustang_Redcloak: Block 2 of them?
LithelyUnshod: @Pharmacistjudge fair
Strebenherz: Interesting on the medicine, will have to look into that
justalog96: Ixalan, the italian set
DrLigmaPhD: @DigitalSeahorse And he sold us out to the feds?
BrowneePointz: yea they’re the especially brutal Catholic inquisition
Pheonix888: like a turduken?
goombalax: 3 sac outlets and no food
NotCainNorAbel: @LithelyUnshod yep, fair
DigitalSeahorse: welp
JustAnotherMuffin: This is a great mull to 4
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
justalog96: Bartolome loves him some fresh mozz on his pie
thraximore: LUL
Muddy_Thunder: There is a white counter now
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
thraximore: thanks bud
micalovits: Rude
JustAnotherMuffin: thanks
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Arakasi01: Right now, now now now now now, now now now now now now now
letsbelgo: I can read it
Mustang_Redcloak: Jokes on you. I'm a weeb
A_NO0B: I mean, doing that does put it in chat
micalovits: Thanks LRRbot <3
DigitalSeahorse: it's pretty
LRRbot: Garrison Cat [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When Garrison Cat dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
justalog96: It's funny. Alex drew the good cards, but you need the bad cards to help win. Like that cat
goombalax: meow
MrAyeAxe: The Japanese Brainstorm explains everything, that cat is not having a good time :D
DrLigmaPhD: Can we have a LRRbot Clippy?
LoadingReadyRun: tbh Pei Pa Koa in hot water is just a nice warm drink, even without the throat benefits
chriswr5: it's only Ephemerate if its from the lower highlands of Japan, otherwise it's just sparkling blink
DigitalSeahorse: meow
Grinnin_Gin: I can't read these canadian cards
DrLigmaPhD: or whatever that paperclip lil shit was named
Juliamon: ooh, like an herbal honey tea
Strebenherz: gotcha. sounds like something that's good to have a lil stock of handy
goombalax: keep wallin' wallin' wallin'
DrLigmaPhD: They're married
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed meat face
LRRbot: Neoform [GU] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it, then shuffle.
Bugberry: I like how the skeleton guys show up again on the Suspend Time Walk in Time Spiral
robin_sorensen: they give me attack on titan vibes
Arakasi01: Surprised skeleton guy isn't a legendary creature yet
DigitalSeahorse: that's a heck of a neopet
Grinnin_Gin: I always think of salvador dali
Bugberry: Wait, apparently it has Buyback, not Suspend
LoadingReadyRun: Garrison Cat dying makes someone so angry that they join the military to avenge them
DrLigmaPhD: @Arakasi01 Something Something, Temporal Archlich
BrowneePointz: I hope the art for Edge of Eternities is right up Alex’s Alley
Bugberry: !card walk the aeons
LRRbot: Walk the Aeons [4UU] | Sorcery | Buyback—Sacrifice three Islands. / Target player takes an extra turn after this one.
jessicaengle: jlrrBaby
accountmadeforants: @DrLigmaPhD Since you asked for it ( 🤓 ), it's actually Clippit, and it was just one representation of the "Office Assistant". (I had to look up that second part, but the first one has been Berenstain Bears'd into my head)
goombalax: not bad for a mull to 4
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LRRbot: Timeless Witness [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Timeless Witness enters, return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Eternalize {5}{G}{G}
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
jessicaengle: @LoadingReadyRun kikoskF
DrLigmaPhD: @accountmadeforants All I know is he is hated
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
Diabore: i dont think its relevant but witness has a 1/1 counter
LoadingReadyRun: SingsNote Let's do the Timewalk Again! SingsNote
HadesLeprechaun: win off the mull to 4, woo!
DigitalSeahorse: neato
r10pez10: it's just a jump to the left
r10pez10: and then a jump to the left
LastCenturion: nice Ben!
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp
r10pez10: put your jump on your left
accountmadeforants: @DrLigmaPhD Correct, and also everyone (including Microsoft's own marketing) knows him as Clippy now, so you were correct in all but the deeply pedantic way.
justalog96: I love that you can hear the adrenaline in Ben and Serge winning
Pharmacistjudge: spellseeker is a one card combo if you give it time
arbysgaming38: benben's deck rules
rainbowolf13: For learning purposes, Witness will be summoning sick so another beater is necessary. Congrats thoughben!
ghizmou: wait, how does witness attack if you have to blink it every turn?
accountmadeforants: (I mostly wanted to curse people with the knowledge of "Clippit")
DigitalSeahorse: now the whole room will shake!
dungeonmasteralek: Ahh, two ships in the night
robin_sorensen: you just draw something else
zeathean: Infinite turns will lead to a win
r10pez10: accountmadeforants that's the tickit
BrowneePointz: he demonstrated a loop
Mustang_Redcloak: He could just cast any creature
Pharmacistjudge: you have infinite turns and draw and more land drops to make
dungeonmasteralek: the wincon is you killing your opponent
Grinnin_Gin: There are rare circumstances where an infinite turn combo -doesn't- result in a win but that's super rare.
rainbowolf13: !decklists
Cosmonautilis24: It also works if you just hard cast ephemerate after combat every other turn
rainbowolf13: Nope, not the command lol
Arakasi01: Rumor has it the first guy who insisted they 'play it out' is still sitting in an old LGS somewhere waiting for the end
Pharmacistjudge: the weird times if when you start infinite turns and response they Teferi's protection
UnknownFriday: Why not just Sunlance to the dome EOT?
Grinnin_Gin: Teferi's protection, The One Ring, or even just being on super-low resources.
justalog96: Canlander is so fun, man
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
LoadingReadyRun: Timeless Witness slowly killing the opponent, like Doctor Who punching the diamond wall
r10pez10: !decks
Strebenherz: wheelerRat
CrossXhunteR: @LoadingReadyRun one of like two doctor who episodes i know of
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sourandsublimes: Were combo bois GriddyGoose
aquadan83: is there such thing as a non combo deck 🤣
letsbelgo: someone is walking around with a mic
epsilon_vee: ^
CrossXhunteR: i wonder if Heaven's Sent was represented in a Dr Who magic card
r10pez10: (it was)
circusofkirkus: just high roll
r10pez10: !card Heaven Sent
LRRbot: Heaven Sent [UR] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Investigate. / III — Heaven Sent deals 1 damage to each opponent. Then if an opponent has 0 or less life, draw seven cards. Otherwise, exile Heaven Sent and you may cast it this turn.
DrLigmaPhD: "Or somethin'"
rainbowolf13: I'd keep that
micalovits: Brainstorm is OP
Ilyusion: Always keep your good cards on top
YakkShakk221B: Serge still doesn't have the storm greed down
Grinnin_Gin: If keeping that hand is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Arakasi01: If there's no land on top you can just use gamble to shuffle HahaThink
pn55: HypeLUL
Mustang_Redcloak: gottem
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kaziel0: Missed the start so I'll watch the VOD, but yay Canlander! :D
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LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
CrossXhunteR: i love the collection of dice to represent mana and storm count
RatherLargeToad: oi oi!
r10pez10: sick bop
micalovits: Only a coward gets a Surveil land instead of Brainstorming here
Grinnin_Gin: sick bolt bait
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
r10pez10: save a kill spell to deal with this guy
micalovits: Not a coward is who I am talking to
chriswr5: oh no is serge an end step brainstormer? i thought i looked up to him :(
Arakasi01: Judge he's brainstorming wr-
Grinnin_Gin: tricked into keeping and now brainstorming wrong?
aquadan83: So I’m new here, but what format are they playing?
circusofkirkus: crack. those. packs
Grinnin_Gin: this is the serge yeager I know and love
UnknownFriday: That's the second time tonight I've heard a Mario coin noise.
sourandsublimes: So anyways I started blasting aishaWiggle
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Grinnin_Gin: @aquadan83 canadian highlander
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62MGcobra: ah thats how you brainstorm wrong
sourandsublimes: You got this serge aishaWiggle
micalovits: !canlander
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LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
aquadan83: Hu, I have never heard of that. sounds fun!
Dog_of_Myth: Bolt the bird, a tale as old as time.
DrLigmaPhD: This bird is a grandma
LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
UnknownFriday: Those sleeves are sweet! Where might I be able to pick them up? /PlugIntro
Diabore: was really pulling for different bolt
Diabore: id have simply drawn lands, i dont know what serge is doing
Ilyusion: If Serge loses because he was bullied into keeping a one lander he should probably get a rematch
goombalax: 19 is not 0
the_boat_guy: would surveil eot, then brainstorm mp see more cards?
chriswr5: didnt wanna go to 5? that's 25% more cards than 4, what more could you ask for
micalovits: I mean, he could gamble for Lotus and just win depending on the other cards
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Arakasi01: One of the few decks that doesn't really care too much about missing land drops early game. Can still just win out of nowhere.
goombalax: lets go casino
DrLigmaPhD: And this bird is a violent fashion-disaster
micalovits: @the_boat_guy Yes, but that was the coward move
Grinnin_Gin: I need to see Serge lose this gamble
benjamin_wheeler: fwiw I think you either fetch for surveil eot or fetch volc bolt bird t1
circusofkirkus: how lucky are you
benjamin_wheeler: then main phase brainstorm
Ilyusion: Fecthing for the surveil land was the call forsure
the_boat_guy: "not under threat". says the kiki deck
LRRbot: Gamble [R] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.
Pharmacistjudge: you know what they do, but what is their function
Grinnin_Gin: do it serge
Diabore: gambling? im in
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DrLigmaPhD: Jambling
Ilyusion: Sorry serge gamble is a second copy of entomb
LRRbot: Brain Freeze [1U] | Instant | Target player mills three cards. / Storm
the_boat_guy: @micalovits would the true coward move be t1 gamble?
micalovits: Nah, any gamble with risk involved is not a coward move
CrossXhunteR: ban?
AllTheWeasels: the storm deck can smell your fear
Juliamon: lrrWOW
frozenphoenix7: Ouch
zeathean: sergeOffByOne
Bolsha: I can't believe I rooted for you.
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh oof
ThePCrowl: Boooo
CypherWulf: Savage
protojman: Go Serge
QuantumTwitch: serie doing fine
Grinnin_Gin: I can't believe I watched this stream instead of staring into the abyss today
sleepyfelix: I wonder what he has for U or B that he wants to cast now instead of getting surveil there
Arakasi01: Black lotus in hand specifically makes breach a win
micalovits: I see Lotus and Brain Freeze, that means you only need Breach and you win
chriswr5: !decks
Arakasi01: Then you just spend the rest of the game digging for that
rainbowolf13: @sleepyfelix Transmute Dimir Infiltrator
goombalax: Stephen A Smith thinks you should have gone for Sol Ring
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
jessicaengle: kikoskBeverage
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Dimir Infiltrator [UB] | Creature — Spirit [1/3] | Dimir Infiltrator can't be blocked. / Transmute {1}{U}{B}
aquadan83: creatureless deck you say? I have a Nekusar creatureless wheels deck that is a lot of fun
justalog96: One of two creatures in that deck
LRRbot: Underworld Breach [1R] | Enchantment | Each nonland card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Underworld Breach.
Ilyusion: Isn't this a kill next turn now?
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
micalovits: Would have been a kill this turn if he had a lotus instead of a land
Arakasi01: @Ilyusion with LED or Lotus
DrLigmaPhD: Badlands, ironically, pretty good land
Ilyusion: @Arakasi01 It's a good thing he is putting one of those on top right now
rainbowolf13: Do it! Would love to see you out with Storm!
BrowneePointz: as a long time Timmy-Johnny this is why I love combo
CrossXhunteR: i might be stupid, but how does that transmute for breach? does it not need to find something for 4 mana?
Pharmacistjudge: I honestly want to learn this deck too
BrowneePointz: it’s a Rube Goldberg of how do I get to the win
sourandsublimes: Is Canadian highlander proxy friendly?
Diabore: time for combo maths for our players
BrowneePointz: yep @sourandsublimes
Pharmacistjudge: I need an "unfair" deck to stop on the intiative decks around me
the_boat_guy: you can do it serge!
rainbowolf13: @sourandsublimes It depends where but the Discord is and many stores are too!
frozenphoenix7: @CrossXhunteR Its mana cost is UB, so mana value of 2, so it finds a 2.
LRRbot: Saheeli Rai [1UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Saheeli [3] | [+1]: Scry 1. Saheeli Rai deals 1 damage to each opponent. / [−2]: Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or creature you control, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. / [−7]: Search your library for up to three artifact cards with different names, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Natedogg2: @CrossXhunteR Transmute cares about the mana value of the card with transmute, not how much mana you used to activate the transmute ability.
sleepyfelix: @rainbowolf13 I thought he might have something to do immediately with the mana
the_boat_guy: Serge can see the line I believe in him!
sourandsublimes: @browneepointz @rainbowolf13 tyty 🙏
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Pharmacistjudge: well scry game first and surveil was an innovation on scry
CrossXhunteR: @Natedogg2 yeah, i realized i was looking at scryfall at a 4 mana card not the infiltrator
Pharmacistjudge: so, yeah makes sense they both exist
TheRatKings: Damn
DrLigmaPhD: Earlier as in before the game or....?
letsbelgo: we heard that
anhakha: Your stomach is possessed by the spirit of Spice8Rack
LRRbot: Gamble [R] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.
MedicCasts: @anhakha LUL
Ilyusion: Ohh either way if he puts lotus into hand or graveyard he can win!
the_boat_guy: not necessarily
micalovits: He is in trouble if it goes into the yard
the_boat_guy: but hopefully!
rainbowolf13: LED is the play here I think, incase it goes to grave
Mustang_Redcloak: FBtouchdown
LRRbot: Pentad Prism [2] | Artifact | Sunburst / Remove a charge counter from Pentad Prism: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice Lion's Eye Diamond: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
Ilyusion: Come on Serge!
Arakasi01: He's beginning to believe!
sleepyfelix: that's a great line with Breach
the_boat_guy: that look in his eye as he big brained that, serge is a combo gamer now!
zeathean: is game
Arakasi01: Bolt is a wincon no with this combo that technically it might not be ideal to exile right? Not that it matters at all
Ilyusion: Damn keeping the 1 lander was the right call, I apologize for my lack of faith
LSRubin: feels like we're watching Serge's villain origin story live
micalovits: @Arakasi01 Sure is
Mustang_Redcloak: GG
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard Boseiju, Who Endures: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
TheShatzMan: What time is y'all meeting folks at MagicCon Chi?? lrrAWESOME
rainbowolf13: @Arakasi01 Yeah, can get around a way to shuffle the library via Eldrazi or something similar
omniep1c: Just passed my 2nd Don Black Belt test and ready to relax here while my muscles are on fire
jessicaengle: kikoskBear jlrrDance DinoDance
LoadingReadyRun: I love how powerful black lotus is such that even LoD is game winning
goombalax: not only that but it was better here
BrowneePointz: you gotta know when to go for the high risk play
BrowneePointz: and when it’s fine to go safe
Pharmacistjudge: degeneracy is a skill
LSRubin: you merely adopted the degenerateness
LSRubin: degeneritude?
the_boat_guy: there can only be two sith. an apprentice and a master.
LSRubin: degenerality?
Pharmacistjudge: degeneracy is not a talent
the_boat_guy: it's an art @pharmacistjudge
dungeonmasteralek: @Pharmacistjudge You sound like my high school teachers
Arakasi01: All decisions, in the end, are a gamble
zeathean: LED is it’s own special degeneracy
cyclopsboi: neuroplasticity: do new things
MedicCasts: medicHi bye everyone
jessicaengle: Thx Paul!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lrrWHEELER lrrBEN lrrSERGE lrrNELSON lrrPAUL
General_Pants: aw heck I was too late
Muddy_Thunder: Will Serge mention the patreon? Who knows
General_Pants: VOD here I come
protojman: gg's yall
DrLigmaPhD: I wissh to taste card
Stormgod519: well
Stormgod519: i made it to the end!
Stormgod519: hi everyone, good evening
kynelwynn: it's dark
Stormgod519: yeah
flatluigi: the dinosaurs might be dying
jessicaengle: We knew this day would come
Stormgod519: oh wow
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
Stormgod519: ive never actually seen anything from this game
Stormgod519: so this should be interesting
BrowneePointz: and Hela
BrowneePointz: Hawkeye and Hela were PROBLEMS Serge
TheShatzMan: Any idea if/when y'all meeting folks at MagicCon Chi?
Stormgod519: the crew that will be there hasnt been announced yet
TheShatzMan: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Diabore: what if serge is the only one who doesnt know
Stormgod519: maybe one day ill get to meet yall in person
Diabore: for real for real?
Stormgod519: fr fr?
Diabore: been a long time
Mr_Bitterness: Gambling?! I'm in!
letsbelgo: wooooooo
forshamesir: Loreleis REALLY good
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Stormgod519: aha aha ahaaaha
CrossXhunteR: bedge
lamina5432: gnight
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Stormgod519: gnight all
Stormgod519: luv yall!
jessicaengle: Bye chat armoroHeart
ShaneLeeAtk: Goodnight, all!