Friday Night Paper Fight || 5 Player Canadian Highlander King of the Hill

 r10pez10: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! Tonight on the show, Canadian Highlander... with real life Canadians! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (14m from now).
 accountmadeforants: 4chan also managed to really prove the theory that if you pretend to be awful "as a joke" long enough, you eventually attract/become awful people
 TehAmelie: i just call it where all the 14 year old edgelord rebels get their attitude validated by group consensus
 DoodlestheGreat: It;s like being a "devil's advocate." No, you're just being the devil.
 accountmadeforants: Basically, except then a bunch of 30~60 year old men also saw the 14 year-old edgelord shit and also felt validated. (E.g., QAnon)
wandering_webster: Friday Night Paper Fight!!! Whoooot Whooooot!!!
wandering_webster: COuld it be a Beejlander extravaganza?!
  Juliamon: It's not
  Juliamon: But like, sure, it could be
 r10pez10: powerful magic
 accountmadeforants: Nothing is really stopping the players from all bringing a Beejlander deck to the Canlander games
 accountmadeforants: So we can't *truly* be sure yet
wandering_webster: Beejlander is technically Canadian Highlander! Maybe they're just keeping it a surprise?!
 ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a lich?
  Juliamon: it's more that, well, people REALLY like Beejlander, and LRR knows it, so they try to hype up Beejlander streams well before they happen
 r10pez10: !search for treasure
  LRRbot: You find: Jewels!
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 KeytarCat: Yeah, Beejlander pulls in people who don't like mtg
 KeytarCat: !findquote lich
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
wandering_webster: @Juliamon Good to know!!
 AngelicKnighthood: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
 AngelicKnighthood: Thanks box.
 r10pez10: !sus
  LRRbot: Everyone was with 3 other people...
 matthaus_c: !findquote points
  LRRbot: Quote #8287: "We're not really here for points, we're here for horror." —Heather [2022-10-22]
 AngelicKnighthood: Anyone else want to play this Betrayal box the box gave me?
letsbelgo: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! Tonight on the show, Canadian Highlander... with real life Canadians! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PST (15s ago).
 matthaus_c: 
wandering_webster: HYYYYPE!!!!!!
letsbelgo:   
 accountmadeforants:    
wandering_webster: SO HYPED!!!
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 Hansk_and_Boo: dations
 definenull: Canlander!
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justalog96:        
 definenull: The format I'm most invested in but will likely never play
theamc2000: 5 player Canadian Highlander is a new format
 Ehrin_CB: @definenull Just build a commander deck with no intention on playing the commander
 Ehrin_CB: I think it's called cEDH or something
  Juliamon: and also invest in some moxen
 definenull: Nah they're still very different formats
 Ehrin_CB: I know, i'm just joshin
 definenull: 
 r10pez10: new points lists, new decks?
 matthaus_c: it only takes proxying a few decks and seeing who bites!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
anhakha: I'm confused. I just got french adverts...
  Juliamon: hm, 5 players, but only 4 cards in the teaser photo
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 Jostech: Happy canlander everyone!
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 definenull: The quebecois are taking over!
 DigitalSeahorse:  quack
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 Ehrin_CB: 3v2 Highlander
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight it's a Canadian Highlander King of the Hill https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113807023587362452
 BrowneePointz: “My Commanders are Tymna/VialSmasher and Thrasios” *hits with crowbar repeatedly*
 Sorator13: ahoy friends!
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 hvhTim: eyyyyy
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 Diabore: Savannah lions???
 TheDangerWaffle: @digitalseahorse honkkkkk
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 TrentSSB: wooo Canlander!
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 micalovits: Hello to all my wonderful and lovable Friends!
wandering_webster: HYYYPE!!!
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 A_Dub888: uh ohhhhh, Highlandyyyyyyy
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 Korolan: Canlander!
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 DigitalSeahorse: @TheDangerWaffle  quonk
 paronomasiac042: whoo, made it!
 TheDangerWaffle: lmaooooo
 Commodore_Perry_GG:      
 lirazel64: Made it for the Boys in Plaid.
 A_Dub888: @DigitalSeahorse SKRONK
 TehAmelie: helloo
  Juliamon: love an Argy Bargy
 matthaus_c: the hell's an Argy Bargy 
 lamina5432: evening?
wandering_webster: Wheeler!!! Are you happy to be here??
 thraximore: meowdy! 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 LiamK712: it’s a canlander party!
 matthaus_c: you'll never catch me alive
 accountmadeforants: And *we* got *you*!
wandering_webster: Serge, you bring Coffee?!
 lirazel64: Admirable beard, Wheeler.
 paronomasiac042: thank you for being here, it's great to have me
 Relentless_Bread: let Paul play #teampaul
 lamina5432: weird my chat needed to be restarted
reindeering: yay canlander! good luck and catch you on the VOD 
 r10pez10: !ck
  LRRbot: Card Kingdom: A Tithing of Tokens!
 KakuEpsilon: Oh boy Canadian Highlander Argy Bargy!  What's an ARgy Bargy?
 TehAmelie: twitch not perfect system
justalog96: Disembodied voice. "Good luck babe"
 TheWriterAleph: hell yeah pop that top brotherrrr
 Cptasparagus: someones mic is very crankly
 DoodlestheGreat: I have short sleeves.
 DigitalSeahorse: I read canlander as calendar and I'm like "What a calendar party?"
 Hansk_and_Boo: No Patreon plug tonight?
 Ehrin_CB: Put your cardboard in plastic
 UnknownFriday: So, what's Ben (I'm guessing) just cracked open?
 Sorator13: can I wear your sleeves?
 flatluigi: i assume serge has brought food
 Sorator13: @Hansk_and_Boo he plugged it!
 micalovits: It bothers me far to much that the bottom text isn't centered
 matthaus_c: HELL yeah
letsbelgo: woooo finals
 LiamK712: woo!
 Relentless_Bread: is serge going to die with food again
 AllTheWeasels: lets go!
justalog96: THAT WIPE
 A_Dub888: Which one's Boomhauer?
 DeM0nFiRe: Neato
 e_bloc: but before we talk about what we're doing, Serge will be stealing all the food tokens
 lirazel64: Huzzah!
ipoddodd: I assume this is not by way of judge's tower
 thraximore: 
 AngelicKnighthood: WOO!!
 DigitalSeahorse: woot
 matthaus_c: do we have a list of who qualified?
 TehAmelie: ooh we got wipes
 DigitalSeahorse: noot noot
 Hansk_and_Boo: @sorator13 Nah, roll the tape
 jessicaengle: Woo
 TheWriterAleph: @A_Dub888 alex is dale gribble
 SquareDotCube: as opposed to dead commentary
 kynelwynn: Is Matt loose in the studio?
 definenull: Sunday Sunday Sunday!
jaimeblacken: so wheeler's not participating?
 TehAmelie: prerecorded commentary is really much more impressive
 Relentless_Bread: all food
 Fruan: New Year, New Cards.
 matthaus_c: oh no
 YeetTheRich_: oh
 definenull: Uh oh
 matthaus_c: do you have a cheat sheet
 YeetTheRich_: oh hell yeah
 jessicaengle: What's Argy Barby?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
tanclown: IT'S HAPPENING
 micalovits: So Wheeler is on Food?
 Bugberry: resolve resolutions
letsbelgo: serge's mic seems weird?
 ckupf: so pumped for serge to be a storm savant
justalog96: This is awesome
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: You're gonna need more than 1 die of each color.
letsbelgo: very roomy
mana_flooded: Hello, happy to be here!
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 m_logan2000: Off by 1?
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justalog96: I love this
Nyxjbm: New vibes new tides
 e_bloc: I hope serge decks himself somehow
 flatluigi: serge is gonna be off by a whole lot more than one
 lamina5432: ready to be off by some uncountable number
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 Relentless_Bread: food vs food vs food vs food vs storm
 definenull: Inb4 nelly plays food fight
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SparklingSeductiveMosquitoGrammarKing-XswJv3fIPjT5VJ6e
ipoddodd: Lux cannon???
 Dog_of_Myth: heck yeah
 Simonark: Yeah, but Nelson's a time traveler, he was playing Canlander back in the Hanseatic League.
 AllTheWeasels: yeeeees
 DigitalSeahorse: Serge with the enthusiasm of a really great Maths teacher
 the_garfielf: oh yeah baby
 r10pez10: vampires?
 micalovits: Awwww, so no Food for Wheeler
 matthaus_c: holy shit, it's 2013
 definenull: Beeg angy!
 A_Dub888: I was gong to guess Lands...
 Fruan: Clifford?!
 GrassVortex: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 AllTheWeasels: 
 jessicaengle: 
 TehAmelie: Shivan Dragon for the win
 Diabore: are we sharing points?
  Juliamon: !decks
  LRRbot: 10 Jan 2025: Canlander) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/1XV_T9CmXEqeHCMkAsYEWQ Alex - https://moxfield.com/decks/wTerJWYDHESP7ZhbA6FL6g Ben - https://moxfield.com/decks/08C5Bb7CYUiI9dlAPop9bA Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/7TFcw85_zkyiM6I8YJSe9A Serge - https://moxfield.com/decks/aYALXsBQ7UylJyi0upTo6g
 AllTheWeasels: storm into prison on the draw seems bad for Serge
  Juliamon: Do your own point math
 DoodlestheGreat: Great start for Serge.
 micalovits: Wheeler winning the Die roll? I am shocked I tell you! SHocked
justalog96: 3 points
 ThePixelSavage: how is Wheeler always winnign the rolls ...
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
 YeetTheRich_: pffff
 thraximore: 
 the_garfielf: lol
 Naarius: Oh
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Game 2?
 micalovits: Eeeewww
letsbelgo: lloooooooooooool
 Fruan: WOWW
ipoddodd: ORB
silverxX59: OH NO
 Sorator13: !card city of tr
  LRRbot: City of Traitors | Land | When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
theamc2000: oh
justalog96: PREBOARD
randy3442: lmao
superdude097: OFFA
tanclown: rip
 SpleenLord: RIP
 Izandai: fucking rude
 flatluigi: ahahahahhaa
 e_bloc: next match please
 LiamK712: oh no\
 couchboyj:   
  Juliamon: !cardview on
  LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
 enbycephalopod: LOOL
 A_Dub888: 
 definenull: "Your go"
 the_garfielf: your go
 YeetTheRich_: wheeler is still pissed about that stifle huh
 TrentSSB: ooooh noooooo
Derekwillis: F in chat for Serge
Camail: diabolical
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 matthaus_c: l m a o
 jessicaengle: What's happening
 r10pez10: big red
 r10pez10: no red
ThePCrowl:   
oneala: that’s rough buddy.
 niccus: Sorry.
 flatluigi: @jessicaengle trinisphere kind of turns off every deck
  LRRbot: Talisman of Indulgence [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. Talisman of Indulgence deals 1 damage to you.
 matthaus_c: does the Black Lotus deck like Trinisphere
 micalovits: Now now, learning to play through hate is very important!
 accountmadeforants:   *Angry Hedron* "Hisssss"
 jessicaengle: Oofa
  LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
  LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
 the_garfielf: lol
 circusofkirkus: 
justalog96: Hahahahaha
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Trinisphere has now cost Wheeler more mana than Serge. Serge is winning!
 LiamK712: oh my goodness
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 definenull: LOL
 Fruan: Wheeler is a monster.
 micalovits: Oh, Serge wont GET a t3
ipoddodd: welp
 jessicaengle: Is this "popping off on turn one" they talk about in Friday Nights?
 definenull: Maybe serge should have stayed at 2 life
  LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
 circusofkirkus: goddam
 Jillexie: lol
silverxX59: welp
 the_garfielf: got his ass
justalog96: Magic the gathering
 bobokiddo: damn...
 Sorator13: jesus christ, Wheeler, that man has a family
kirbytronic: Serge, maybe you should have stayed home tonight xD
anhakha: just hold for 20 turns Serge
Arakasi01: Wheeler didn't point TOR specifically in anticipation of this moment 
 Fruan: Stop, stop, he's already dead.
anhakha: he'll kill himself
WakeForAMate: Really Wheeler? In from of Serges Duals?
 hvhTim: RIP Serge it was nice watching you learn
ThePCrowl: What is God mode  
emerald5862: somewhat broken hand
Arakasi01: Hang on guys can't point ToR yet, playing Serge on Friday.
Ulamogtheinfinitegyro: i would legit just leave whatever friendly event someone brought sol ring, trinisphere to lmao
  LRRbot: Everflowing Chalice [0] | Artifact | Multikicker {2} / Everflowing Chalice enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. / {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on Everflowing Chalice.
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TentativeHyperSnoodEleGiggle-KeTCW0Q9XDelKf78
   LoadingReadyRun: How Sauron plays Magic: "T1: Play the one ring, pass"
 ThePixelSavage: I cannot shake the feeling that Wheeler might just be unnaturally lucky instead of actually good at Magic 
 circusofkirkus: cool 3 mana shock
 TehAmelie: there's no friends in Highlander, i guess
  LRRbot: Unlicensed Hearse [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [*/*] | {T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. / Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it. / Crew 2
 definenull: Beep beep
ipoddodd: @circusofkirkus With trinisphere it's just shock
 matthaus_c: @ThePixelSavage that's the secret, all the best players are both
 zefinderus: Wheeler why
  Juliamon: Wheeler is doing this because he knows Serge would do the same if they swapped spots
 jessicaengle: Whatever Argy Barby is, it's rough 
 matthaus_c: Wheeler really is doing the most Serge thing I've seen in the last 4 years
  Juliamon: All anyone wants to do is pop off hard
 ThePixelSavage: sharking his friends consitently is not good for Wheelers ego
 ThePixelSavage: *consitently
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Aneranium: huzzah
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  LRRbot: Tangle Wire [3] | Artifact | Fading 4 / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
 r10pez10: jfc
 definenull: BROTHER
 micalovits: Pretty sure that 10-6 is 4, not 6 serge xD
  LRRbot: Palantír of Orthanc [3] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, put an influence counter on Palantír of Orthanc and scry 2. Then target opponent may have you draw a card. If that player doesn't, you mill X cards, where X is the number of influence counters on Palantír of Orthanc, and that player loses life equal to the total mana value of those cards.
 circusofkirkus: O R B
 Fruan: stax on stax
ipoddodd: ORB
 accountmadeforants: Jesus
  RayFK: Cool boros deck
 Dog_of_Myth: O R B
 e_bloc: stop he's already dead
scrambled_doot: O R B
 A_Dub888: @Juliamon things you can say about Magic players but not your partner
 GhostValv:   
  LRRbot: Chain of Vapor [U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then that permanent's controller may sacrifice a land of their choice. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Arakasi01: Disappointed the deck isn't called Big Boris
 Aneranium: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:07.
Manygears: serge you're at 4 if it matters
 TehAmelie: the white red wizard is cunning
  Juliamon: you can't expect Serge to do math
 Dread_Pirate_Westley:  , this appears to be a Big Colorless Prison deck.
  Juliamon: the extra 2 life is just a handicap
 RechargeableFrenchman: @TehAmelie he walks here and there, they say
   LoadingReadyRun: @jessicaengle  I looked up synonyms for "fight" in a  thesaurus and "argy Bargy" was my favorite 
 jessicaengle: o7 Well played.
 RechargeableFrenchman: @LoadingReadyRun I've always been very partial to "donnybrook"
 Sorator13: I don't think this is a fair argy bargy
 ThePixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun Alright Susie Dent.
   LoadingReadyRun: @RechargeableFrenchman also a good choice
 Mai_Andra: "Discombobulate."
Xx_JAG_xX: so is this wheeler's villain arc or serge's??
 BrowneePointz: I swear there was a movie in the past decade or so that used Argy Bargy
 RechargeableFrenchman: @Xx_JAG_xX Serge
 ThePixelSavage: @Xx_JAG_xX Wheeler been on that villain arc for years
 RechargeableFrenchman: He's playing Storm
 Sorator13: @Xx_JAG_xX I think Wheeler has been on a villain arc for a long time now
 jessicaengle: @Xx_JAG_xX It can be both things, right?
kirbytronic: Serge is being murdered by his own children
 Izandai: Wheeler doesn't have a villain arc. He's just a villain.
 Mai_Andra: Storm. Storm. Storm.
 RechargeableFrenchman: For the first time Wheeler is playing stax against Serge instead of the other way around lol
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 definenull: Hearse, not hearth
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LuckyCorrectFrogPupper-8OMqWe0yTmRVmBb-
 jessicaengle: 
 definenull: Oh wait it's no longer 2024 serge doesn't need to worry about pronunciations anymore
 RatherLargeToad: Helloooooooooooo  hearse!
 matthaus_c: he's on Breach, what does he need to memorise 
 Ehrin_CB: Just shuffle better /s
 RechargeableFrenchman: @matthaus_c drawing Breach, apparently
 RechargeableFrenchman:   of course, I only jest
 TehAmelie: it's king of the hill highlander? there should be a funnier way to say that
 ThePixelSavage: @TehAmelie King of the Hilllander?
 TehAmelie: there can be only one Hank Hill
 Sorator13: @TehAmelie king of the highland?
 RechargeableFrenchman: @TehAmelie "king of the hillander" is there, but feels very iffy
kirbytronic: The Whitest of Weenies
 TehAmelie: William Wallace is the king of the highlands, right
 A_Dub888: White Wussy
 jessicaengle: Are you saying I belong at Weenie Hut Junior??
ipoddodd: weenie hut d'jour
 micalovits: More exciting yes, but less devestating
kirbytronic: @ipoddodd I think that's 5 color one drops
 ShaneLeeAtk: The bottom third moved and it wasn't just my migraine, right?
 Land_Manatee: Oh no, have I missed any games?
 jessicaengle: It did move.
  LRRbot: Witch-Blessed Meadow (front: Witch Enchanter) | Land | As Witch-Blessed Meadow enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped. / {T}: Add {W}.
  LRRbot: Mardu Woe-Reaper [W] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Whenever Mardu Woe-Reaper or another Warrior you control enters, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, you gain 1 life.
 Dog_of_Myth: You missed Serge getting crushed
  Juliamon: Land_Manatee If you can call Serge's murder a game
 flatluigi: @Land_Manatee it depends on if you consider wheeler vs serge a game
 matthaus_c: oh hell yeah, Shitters??
 Sorator13: @Land_Manatee yes; Wheeler absolutely dumpstered Serge. It was genuinely hateful.
kirbytronic: @Land_Manatee Less a game and more a murder. Slow methodical murder.
 Kentosaurus: "corporate wants you to find the difference" meme
  LRRbot: Strangle [R] | Sorcery | Strangle deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
  LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | Elegant Parlor enters tapped. / When Elegant Parlor enters, surveil 1.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Thanks, jessicaengle !
ipoddodd: @ThePixelSavage king of the Canada?
 BrowneePointz: If Nelson is on Weenie Hut Jr, DOES that make him a Goofy Goober?
 A_Dub888: @Land_Manatee Wheeler played a Trinisphere turn 1 against Serge's storm deck so technically no
  LRRbot: Elite Vanguard [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1]
 RechargeableFrenchman: @kirbytronic wasn't even that slow, tbh
 Bugberry: mogging with the moggs
 jessicaengle: @ShaneLeeAtk 
  LRRbot: Boros Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.
JonHerzogArtist: Oh boy I hope someone brought Food
 Cptasparagus: he plays valorant, he's younger than you wheeler
scrambled_doot: @kirbytronic serge died on turn four, that's far from slow lol
 ThePixelSavage: @ipoddodd well that role is taken
  LRRbot: Loran of the Third Path [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | Vigilance / When Loran of the Third Path enters, destroy up to one target artifact or enchantment. / {T}: You and target opponent each draw a card.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Oh, strictly worse Savannah Lions. Really scraping the bottom.
kirbytronic: Ask Serge how quick it felt
Lawblades: oops all 2/1's
 matthaus_c: the Flying Men theory of deckbuilding
  LRRbot: Prismatic Lens [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: March of Otherworldly Light [XW] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of white cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. / Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment with mana value X or less.
 A_Dub888: Nice save
  LRRbot: Coercive Portal [4] | Artifact | Will of the council — At the beginning of your upkeep, starting with you, each player votes for carnage or homage. If carnage gets more votes, sacrifice Coercive Portal and destroy all nonland permanents. If homage gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw a card.
 r10pez10: !addquote (Wheeler and Nelson) [Now] How do you know about 'pilled' and 'maxing'?" "I'm just on TikTok.
  LRRbot: New quote #9238: "How do you know about 'pilled' and 'maxing'?" "I'm just on TikTok." —Wheeler and Nelson [2025-01-10]
  LRRbot: Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit [WW] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, bolster 1.
 flatluigi: i think it's maxxing
  LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
 matthaus_c: it is maxxing
Arakasi01: Loran would be pretty sick in a miracles deck
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  r10pez10: !modquote 9238 (Wheeler and Nelson) [Now] How do you know about 'pilled' and 'maxsing'?" "I'm just on TikTok.
  LRRbot: Modified quote #9238: "How do you know about 'pilled' and 'maxsing'?" "I'm just on TikTok." —Wheeler and Nelson [2025-01-10]
 the_garfielf: the way nelson taps in both directions is charming and alarming
 RechargeableFrenchman: Hard to go wrong with just getting the Clamp
jaimeblacken: what is this stream, jesus
  r10pez10: found the TikTok users
  r10pez10: (thankyou)
 flatluigi: still wrong :V
eepy_Alice: what did i just tune into
  Juliamon: you still got it wrong lmao
  r10pez10: !delquote 9238
  LRRbot: Marked quote #9238 as deleted.
  LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | Meticulous Archive enters tapped. / When Meticulous Archive enters, surveil 1.
  LRRbot: Talisman of Conviction [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Talisman of Conviction deals 1 damage to you.
 matthaus_c: @r10pez10 I hate that I'm not even on tiktok and I know this shit 
 RechargeableFrenchman: just straight deleted
 RechargeableFrenchman: RIP
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justalog96: Mfer said gp vegas
jaimeblacken: surveil-pilled and surveil-maxxing both work
 TehAmelie: meticumaxxing
  LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
  LRRbot: Trumpeting Carnosaur [4RR] | Creature — Dinosaur [7/6] | Trample / When Trumpeting Carnosaur enters, discover 5. / {2}{R}, Discard Trumpeting Carnosaur: It deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
 KeytarCat: meticulity-pilled
 definenull: Oo
YakkShakk221B: !decks
 TehAmelie: we're making up some great words today that tiktok will never know about
 Bruceski: Vuvuzela Carnosaur
Arakasi01: It's a sax
 definenull: It's very dextrous with its tail
 A_Dub888: Paul's blown this case WIDE OPEN
  LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
 kynelwynn: French Hornasaur?
 Sorator13: don't bring licking into it, Paul, we'll never recover
 ThePixelSavage: the carnopsaur swallowed the trumpet its stuck in his throat
 RatherLargeToad: I have short arms and I must toot
  LRRbot: Manifold Key [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Untap another target artifact. / {3}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
anhakha: Paul sounded a bit foggy, like he's using the room mic
 RechargeableFrenchman: They say trumpeting because there isn't really a verb for the euphonium
  LRRbot: Burning of Xinye [4RR] | Sorcery | You destroy four lands you control, then target opponent destroys four lands they control. Then Burning of Xinye deals 4 damage to each creature.
 A_Dub888: Shinya
 definenull: Sin-yeh
  r10pez10: why do they call it the maxxing when you maxx the oven into the food
 A_Dub888: card reader, you ok?
 micalovits: Its just really hates Baby Chad
  LRRbot: Trinisphere [3] | Artifact | As long as Trinisphere is untapped, each spell that would cost less than three mana to cast costs three mana to cast.
 definenull: Oh no
 chriswr5: oh yuck
 flatluigi: i see we're here again
 KakuEpsilon: @r10pez10 You're so oven pilled.
 RechargeableFrenchman: I love "Fair Magic: the Gathering"
 ThePixelSavage: but why even play at this point? hasnt Wheeler won again?
 flatluigi: not yet
 matthaus_c: he has not demonstrated game-winning pressure
  LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
 AllTheWeasels: 
  r10pez10: play to your ouch
 RechargeableFrenchman: 2 is not 0, but it's real close
  LRRbot: Wild Wasteland [2R] | Enchantment | Skip your draw step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.
Arakasi01: @ThePixelSavage No one has conceded and no one's life total is below zero
anhakha: if nelson gets a land, then plays a 3 mana 'deal 2' effect
 definenull: Cool spell
justalog96: God i love the lrr audio mixing. The card sounds are chefs kiss. Thanks Paul!
 ThePixelSavage: @Arakasi01 yeah but Wheeler has Nelly basically locked out of the game ...
 Veste: oh it's case of the crimson pulse with fewer steps
  r10pez10: but they're also playing their own decks
Mewr11: Sunlance!
anhakha: You assume that Wheeler won't play The One Ring just for the value and kill himself.
Arakasi01: @ThePixelSavage Basically is not always actually, one is not zero, etc.
  r10pez10: oh no, the consequences of my own decisions
anhakha: Any target... Wheeler might misclick and target himself
  LRRbot: Ajani, Nacatl Pariah [1W] (back: Ajani, Nacatl Avenger) | Legendary Creature — Cat Warrior [1/2] | When Ajani, Nacatl Pariah enters, create a 2/1 white Cat Warrior creature token. / Whenever one or more other Cats you control die, you may exile Ajani, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control.
 tryllebanjo: Wheeler just going ham on all the things!
 Bugberry: @Veste with the Case you can save those spells to cast on the opponent's turn.
   LoadingReadyRun: @justalog96 you are welcome 
wandering_webster: 100  WIll LRR be making anymore of the Middle LRRTH playmats?
 RechargeableFrenchman: @anhakha Wheeler could always make Red or White off that Talisman he's got as well
 circusofkirkus: no court trigger?
 jessicaengle: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
devoidmelody: the court?
Manygears: court damage
  LRRbot: Balance [1W] | Sorcery | Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
anhakha: Missed trigger. DQ.
anhakha: 
 ztghostie: goodness
 A_Dub888: To shreds you say...
  r10pez10: my body is a machine that turns triggers into missed triggers
theamc2000: I like the splash for balance
 tryllebanjo: @r10pez10 
  LRRbot: Metastatic Evangel [1W] | Creature — Phyrexian Human Cleric [3/1] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, proliferate.
 chriswr5: cmon standard bearer
 Bruceski: I assume Adjani doesn't get to transform before dying itself?
 raulghoulia: @Bruceski it says other
  LRRbot: Wildfire [4RR] | Sorcery | Each player sacrifices four lands of their choice. Wildfire deals 4 damage to each creature.
 matthaus_c: @Bruceski it does not
anhakha: quickly! Turn Wheeler into a creature!
   LoadingReadyRun: @wandering_webster Please put your email address in to be notified when it comes back into stock. No promises, but it let's us know that there is demand
Xx_JAG_xX: HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Old Ben Pleasant Kenobi
 ztghostie: at what point do they bust out the arch enemy deck and wheeler plays 4 v 1
 Veste: you're welcome for not stealing nelson's deck 
 RatherLargeToad: it’s not a Quadra’s
 Bruceski: @raulghoulia There's another cat in play. I meant the timing of that token dying vs Adjani dying
wandering_webster: @LoadingReadyRun Will DO!
 Veste: i benlieve
 RatherLargeToad: quadrasphere
 jessicaengle: 
 ThePixelSavage: if Wheeler draws Trinisphere again ill stick to my prediction that its luck not skill.
barbmitzvah: Rooting for Ben
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 definenull: Oh no
 jessicaengle: The joy of argy bargy
theamc2000: the joy of trinisphere
blackroseimmortal7: yooo how long has this been on
 AllTheWeasels: !decklists
  LRRbot: 10 Jan 2025: Canlander) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/1XV_T9CmXEqeHCMkAsYEWQ Alex - https://moxfield.com/decks/wTerJWYDHESP7ZhbA6FL6g Ben - https://moxfield.com/decks/08C5Bb7CYUiI9dlAPop9bA Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/7TFcw85_zkyiM6I8YJSe9A Serge - https://moxfield.com/decks/aYALXsBQ7UylJyi0upTo6g
wandering_webster: @LoadingReadyRun DONE!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TehAmelie: sites where you can't turn off infinite scrolling are really bad for you, it turns out
 SnowBuddy18: I've been reading books on my phone in bed before going to sleep
 circusofkirkus: Ben's a pod person??
 definenull: Ben's a pod person?!?
 RechargeableFrenchman: @Bruceski Ajani can only transform if it's still on the battlefield when the trigger resolves, but is no longer on the field when the trigger tries to resolve so nothing happens
 Ehrin_CB: We pod racing now?
 micalovits: Chats one Braincell
 A_Dub888: Ben "Pod Boy" Ulmer
ipoddodd: pod time time to pod
 baskwalla: V good island joke today Ben
chris_hat: PODDERS
 Bruceski: @RechargeableFrenchman Thanks, those triggers when multiple things happen at once always throw me, I tend to go with "Arena take the wheel"
 BrowneePointz: Kiki Seeky is a great name
 DigitalSeahorse: that moment when you sit down to eat and immediately drop a bean or several peas on the floor
 A_Dub888: "I think there's a line where I don't run fast mana" Like say if you're going against Trinisphere?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Gemstone Caverns | Legendary Land | If Gemstone Caverns is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter on it. If you do, exile a card from your hand. / {T}: Add {C}. If Gemstone Caverns has a luck counter on it, instead add one mana of any color.
chris_hat: Kiki-Seeky is a great name, also
  LRRbot: Solar Transformer [2] | Artifact | Solar Transformer enters tapped. / When Solar Transformer enters, you get {E}{E}{E}. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.
 RatherLargeToad: more than meets the eye?
  LRRbot: Undercity Sewers | Land — Island Swamp | Undercity Sewers enters tapped. / When Undercity Sewers enters, surveil 1.
  LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | Thundering Falls enters tapped. / When Thundering Falls enters, surveil 1.
 jessicaengle: Hugbees!
justalog96: Just noticed wheelers deck name. B-B-B-BIIIIG BOROS
 definenull: Card reader is having a time
 A_Dub888: Sorry, you're doing WHAT to my doodle?
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 micalovits: Ben... That Fetch land does not get that Surveil land
  LRRbot: Knight of Autumn [1GW] | Creature — Dryad Knight [2/1] | When Knight of Autumn enters, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on Knight of Autumn. / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • You gain 4 life.
 ladyjessica: that’s the blue green land right?
 micalovits: Propably to hard to back up though
 YeetTheRich_: respect? us??
  r10pez10: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat seems active.
 RechargeableFrenchman: We did it, chat
 definenull: Yeah card reader struggling today
 jessicaengle: @ladyjessica Hi Jessica!
  LRRbot: Talisman of Impulse [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}. Talisman of Impulse deals 1 damage to you.
  LRRbot: Talisman of Creativity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. Talisman of Creativity deals 1 damage to you.
 micalovits: Why would we every be sensible! Only wrong remarks!
  r10pez10: "i'm gonna bring my list up" milk, cheese, snacks,
 micalovits: Only Chaos Goblins!
 ladyjessica: @jessicaengle hey!
 A_Dub888: Learning things is good life advice. Or so I've been told
 Mr_Bitterness: Wheeler's deck is making me happy. All I want to do is play Blood Moon against people
 Sorator13: I just noticed the canlander logo on the bottom left; that is excellent
 BrowneePointz: Wheeler has the Dwayne AND the Johnson!
 RechargeableFrenchman: @Mr_Bitterness Respect
  r10pez10: his name is my name too
 ThePixelSavage: @Mr_Bitterness Disrespect.
  LRRbot: Neoform [GU] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Caves of Chaos Adventurer [3R] | Creature — Human Barbarian [5/3] | Trample / When Caves of Chaos Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever Caves of Chaos Adventurer attacks, exile the top card of your library. If you've completed a dungeon, you may play that card this turn without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you may play that card this turn.
robin_sorensen: Ben cannot recover from the initiative
   LoadingReadyRun: @r10pez10 That feel when you accidently register your shopping list in the Magiccon Tournament and go looking for a Black Lotus at the grocery store
 definenull: Like the bombardiers?
 RatherLargeToad: Haste in red?  seems unlikely
theamc2000: does wheeler’s deck run creatures?
 micalovits: A bolt Proof Ass even!
theamc2000: other then like fury
YakkShakk221B: the simic gave them a slightly larger ass
 tryllebanjo: @LoadingReadyRun 
 BrowneePointz: all I wanna do is either cast many Coiling Oracles, play lots of vengevines or Seismic Assault everything
 A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun There's no lotus there's just soup
 Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun I think the grocery's florist might be confused by this
 DigitalSeahorse: slightly larger ass and a slightly smaller mule
CosmoRose6: @LoadingReadyRun "why are you looking for lotus at the grocery store!"
 Xafty: @jacqui_lantern234 jibkat says hi
 definenull: Hi offscreen Alex!
 RechargeableFrenchman: @BrowneePointz younsuond just like me in university lmao
 micalovits: I mean, some stores sell flowers sooo...
   LoadingReadyRun: "I don't know, it's on my shopping list!"
  LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
 Mr_Bitterness: "Look at that expensive mana base? It would be such a shame... if it were all basic MOUNTAINS!"
 jessicaengle: @CosmoRose6 "Sir, this is an Argy Bargy's"
  Juliamon: some groceriy stores might have lotus root
 TehAmelie: "we're out of lotus, but how about some artichoke heart?"
  LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
 ladyjessica: fury is a messed up card.
  Juliamon: you probably don't want it if it's black though
 matthaus_c: FTK is so good
 RechargeableFrenchman: The florist is fresh out of Lotus, but I believe the jeweler in the mall has a couple Lion's Eye Diamond left in the back
StreamTeam3000: i assume if you choose forge
  LRRbot: Sylvan Caryatid [1G] | Creature — Plant [0/3] | Defender, hexproof / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
StreamTeam3000: you have to target the fury
  LRRbot: Voice of Resurgence [GW] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn and when Voice of Resurgence dies, create a green and white Elemental creature token with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control."
 DigitalSeahorse: Juliamon, that's about as likely as any of these stores I order from having pineapple upside down cake in stock
robin_sorensen: you can hear the cards flipping it’s like an ASMR mic
 A_Dub888: just a little guy
  LRRbot: Palantír of Orthanc [3] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, put an influence counter on Palantír of Orthanc and scry 2. Then target opponent may have you draw a card. If that player doesn't, you mill X cards, where X is the number of influence counters on Palantír of Orthanc, and that player loses life equal to the total mana value of those cards.
 tryllebanjo: @RechargeableFrenchman Keith over at Hot Topic, I'm pretty sure he has some Dark Ritual cooking. Dude's weird as hell.
  LRRbot: Tangle Wire [3] | Artifact | Fading 4 / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
 Sorator13: I feel like the tokens box has been having difficulties of late
 BrowneePointz: that token was pretty rare iirc
 protojman: i swear you just organized those tokens
 accountmadeforants: Ah, we've arrived at T2 of the match against Serge
justalog96: Bbbbbiig boooros
4 raiders from Luminaire_p have joined!
  LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When Solitude enters, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
 tryllebanjo: Raidin' partyy!
CosmoRose6: Ben's dedication on the token box makes me quite happy
 jessicaengle:  Hello raiders
DocTie: Yarr
justalog96: Welcome raiders!
robin_sorensen: all his stuff is tapped from wire
 RechargeableFrenchman: Tanglewire sucks, and is also kind of amazing
 Mazrae: 150
 micalovits: He could have floated mana to keep the Solitude untapped by casting after the trigger, but didn't matter here
 DigitalSeahorse: stuff that makes you go hmmm
 RechargeableFrenchman: I need to get better at Stax, it's so cool
 TehAmelie: hemm and also haw
 A_Dub888: @RechargeableFrenchman you're so cool
 DigitalSeahorse: I just bit my cheek
 RechargeableFrenchman: @A_Dub888 oh no, I've been "got"
 RechargeableFrenchman: By a cool person
  LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
 A_Dub888: @RechargeableFrenchman Who told you such a blatant lie?
  LRRbot: Caves of Chaos Adventurer [3R] | Creature — Human Barbarian [5/3] | Trample / When Caves of Chaos Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / Whenever Caves of Chaos Adventurer attacks, exile the top card of your library. If you've completed a dungeon, you may play that card this turn without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you may play that card this turn.
 Sorator13: 
 TehAmelie: this Chaos Adventurer has a heck of a cave
 BrowneePointz: sometimes pod just kills them dead with Aggro
 RechargeableFrenchman: Pod like Twin sometimes just takes the opponent on a trip to Value Town and the combo never comes out of the suitcase
CosmoRose6: sometimes the combo is all of your creatures combined smacking your opponent
 micalovits: Sometimes you just pod into an initiative creatures vs the control deck. Or vs Prison I guess
 GasCityGaming: The REAL combo is the friends we made along the way
 Ehrin_CB: @CosmoRose6 classic green combo
 RechargeableFrenchman: @GasCityGaming and what a powerful combo it is
 flatluigi: dave new decks...
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, just noticed the token Ben mentioned. I bought the same one as him.
 niccus: combo is when you hit someone multiple times before they can recover
 ThePixelSavage: get cute against Wheeler?
robin_sorensen: pod is not friendly to those who just pick it up
 ekplayscards: Canlander FNPF let's gooooo
  LRRbot: Pyrogoyf [3R] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Pyrogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever Pyrogoyf or another Lhurgoyf creature you control enters, that creature deals damage equal to its power to any target.
 definenull: Uh oh
 GasCityGaming: pyrogoyf 3rd best goyf?
   LoadingReadyRun: Ben never needs to *get* cute.  
 Diabore: goyf is a 4/5 atm right? i see land sorcery creature artifact
goombalax: getting a shirt made "I made it through the Undercity and all I got was this Pestermite"
 ThePixelSavage: I am with you Serge
justalog96: Dangle wire
 thraximore: 
superdude097: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Sorator13: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 micalovits: Ben is always cute! And so is the other Ben, except maybe when he plays T1 trinissphere
 TrentSSB: 
Kadenus: !card pestermite
  LRRbot: Pestermite [2U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When Pestermite enters, you may tap or untap target permanent.
 GasCityGaming:   
 jessicaengle: Violence is bad unless it's in card form
  LRRbot: Burning of Xinye [4RR] | Sorcery | You destroy four lands you control, then target opponent destroys four lands they control. Then Burning of Xinye deals 4 damage to each creature.
 RechargeableFrenchman: It's a real cute-off at the table tonight
 Simonark: Serge was evaluating the Moonbase armory on the Turn 1 Trinisphere.
  r10pez10: and they say serge is the cinnamon roll
 RechargeableFrenchman: So far everyone is winning
 YeetTheRich_: (this includes your creatures)
robin_sorensen: OG portal card
 GasCityGaming: !cardname Wildfire
 Mr_Bitterness: I have the Portal Wrath of God
 RechargeableFrenchman: Portal was hateful Magic, and I love it for that
 tryllebanjo: Portal, aka F*ck All Lands set?
 GasCityGaming: !card Wildfire
  LRRbot: Wildfire [4RR] | Sorcery | Each player sacrifices four lands of their choice. Wildfire deals 4 damage to each creature.
 Simonark: They didn't want new players coming BACK, that's all.
 micalovits: Good ol Horsemanship
 DigitalSeahorse: he's a spicy roll, sometimes with a bit of kick
 ekplayscards: horsemanship mentioned!
 Sorator13: well, Portal did come from the same folks who thought Blue Elemental Blast was a good idea, for example
Rebelcow: I unironically love mass LD
 BrowneePointz: Jackel Hops
 Syntheticuh: doesnt portal have a card that gives like +3 +3 and horsemanship but its not til eot? its just forever
 BrowneePointz: Jackal*
 hvhTim: Portal Remastered when
 ekplayscards: @Syntheticuh riding the dilu horse!
 micalovits: Remember to draw for turn Ben!
 Ehrin_CB: @hvhTim would go hard
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 AttackCowboy: Draw for turn!
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  LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
 RechargeableFrenchman: !card Jokulhaups
  LRRbot: Jokulhaups [4RR] | Sorcery | Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and lands. They can't be regenerated.
 Syntheticuh: @ekplayscards yes! thank you! that card confused me so much when i was younger
 tryllebanjo: GG
 MrSarkhan:   
 ThePixelSavage: WE DID IT!
 Mr_Bitterness: Ding dong the king is dead!
 GasCityGaming:   
 Sorator13: 
 RechargeableFrenchman: Ben is defeated, Ben has triumphed
 ztghostie: The King has been deposed!
 definenull: Pod boy did it!
thewafflesareburning: Go Ben!
goombalax: The king is dead, long live the king!
 Jillexie: Ben Kingkiller Ulmer
 jessicaengle: 
robin_sorensen: get wrecked Ben
 A_Dub888: King Ben is dead! Long live King Ben!
 ztghostie: The King Ben has fallen! All hail the new King, Ben!
 Pywodwagon: goyf undefeated
CosmoRose6: 100
 micalovits: You still just die to Initiative right quickly though, but its a start
 RechargeableFrenchman: I was going to praise Pod-less Pod but there was an early Neoform
Issurru: magic, magic never changes
CosmoRose6: the ben is dead long live the ben
 DaxStrife: 
 RechargeableFrenchman: Another wild cutey appears
 Sorator13: hi alex!
 tryllebanjo: Sweet, Alex!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Manygears: blue?
 matthaus_c: still not playing Blue 
justalog96: I don't think I've ever seen Alex NOT play Gruul haha
 micalovits: @RechargeableFrenchman But you where allready in chat?
 TheWriterAleph: 
 DigitalSeahorse: hehheheheh
jaimeblacken: hey it's the deer guy!
 A_Dub888: Not Elon?
 RechargeableFrenchman: @micalovits Oh you, shucks
 ThePixelSavage: @justalog96 he played black mold and mono black quite a lot
 CrossXhunteR: pointed saga, ooh
eff_the_bard: mox, mox, barney mxgrox,
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub?
 RechargeableFrenchman: Love the points changes
 ckupf: I used to play gladiator aristocrats when DT was legal and my #1 target was a land
 tryllebanjo: @DigitalSeahorse 
anhakha: Tired because it's late here in the UK... but I don't want to watch adverts so I'll push through xD
 jessicaengle: There's a snake in my boots
  LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
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Maggot_Colony: @ckupf hell yeah
 CrossXhunteR: both players are searching at the same time
anhakha: boo-dink!
letsbelgo: 69 cheevos
  LRRbot: Serrated Scorpion [B] | Creature — Scorpion [1/2] | When Serrated Scorpion dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.
 Bugberry: Some worked better than others
 DigitalSeahorse: @tryllebanjo 
 BrowneePointz: they look like profile portraiture Alex
 CrossXhunteR: profile Phelia is a good pupper
justalog96: Serrated scorpion. My child.
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 DigitalSeahorse: I love Eldrazi
wandering_webster: SO HAPPY TO SEE ALEX!!!
 Mr_Bitterness: I'll admit, I really hate those profile alt arts. It's the solid single color backgrounds.
 ThePixelSavage: @CrossXhunteR they are all good puppers Bront.
wandering_webster: HI ALEX!!!
  LRRbot: Hunted Witness [W] | Creature — Human [1/1] | When Hunted Witness dies, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink.
 jessicaengle: @wandering_webster Agreed!
  LRRbot: Carrion Feeder [B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Carrion Feeder can't block. / Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Carrion Feeder.
 CrossXhunteR: was that an ignoble heirarch? do i recognize card art?
anhakha: This feels so much calmer without the looming threat of Trinosphere
 ThePixelSavage: @Mr_Bitterness the soldi background is what makes them great actually
letsbelgo: @CrossXhunteR yes
 micalovits: @CrossXhunteR Sure was!
 DigitalSeahorse: Ben vs Alex's arm
anhakha: for now.
 RechargeableFrenchman: Only until Breach is back at the table
 Simonark: What God? Whose Work?
 micalovits: You say that, but then Alex plays Blood artist and just wins
  LRRbot: Phantasmal Image [1U] | Creature — Illusion [0/0] | You may have Phantasmal Image enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
 RechargeableFrenchman: @micalovits one can only hope
robin_sorensen: I won through trinisphere with storm by tapping it with gigadrowse
 Mr_Bitterness: @ThePixelSavage Glad others can enjoy them. They're a hard pass for me
eff_the_bard: t1 trini makes me happy inside
anhakha: it enters AS. Because it doesn't target it doesn't use the stack
 Strebenherz: Heyo y'all.  How goes the highlandering tonight?
 50keyz: like a replacement effect?
jaimeblacken: but on the stack he can sac all
 TehAmelie: i imagine "i cast disenchant on your trinisphere" may top that feeling
 BrowneePointz: turn 1 chalice on 0-1 is another feel good but evil move
 Sorator13: @Strebenherz The archenemy (Wheeler) was defeated; everything from here is just gravy
 Strebenherz: Rip king wheeler
 ThePixelSavage: @TehAmelie "I Mana Tithe your Trinisphere"
MrAyeAxe: Did Alex squeeze the new Wriggling Grub in here? it's so wriggly!
ThePCrowl: Wheeler is the true Hero.
  LRRbot: Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit [WW] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, bolster 1.
  LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
 GasCityGaming: !decklist
  LRRbot: 10 Jan 2025: Canlander) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/1XV_T9CmXEqeHCMkAsYEWQ Alex - https://moxfield.com/decks/wTerJWYDHESP7ZhbA6FL6g Ben - https://moxfield.com/decks/08C5Bb7CYUiI9dlAPop9bA Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/7TFcw85_zkyiM6I8YJSe9A Serge - https://moxfield.com/decks/aYALXsBQ7UylJyi0upTo6g
   LoadingReadyRun: The scorpion is so deadly that even a picture of it drains your life!
 DigitalSeahorse: when I said Ben vs Alex's arm I was kidding lol
  LRRbot: Zealous Conscripts [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Haste / When Zealous Conscripts enters, gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.
 Sorator13: alright, I gotta sleep. happy canlandering, all!
 Dog_of_Myth: Zealous Conscripts my beloved.
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 RechargeableFrenchman: @ThePixelSavage Artifact Blast surely
  LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
justalog96: I love aristocrat's so much. Look at this garbage ❤️
 RechargeableFrenchman: "Counter Target Artifact Spell", the narrower answer for a pettier response
jaimeblacken: look at all these chickens
  LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. / 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup…
 micalovits: Dog!
 jessicaengle: 
 ThePixelSavage: the only 0/10 pupper in existence
  Juliamon: ThePixelSavage in your heart you know that isn't true
 CrossXhunteR: i don't know if he invented it himself, but i love ben's deck name
 DigitalSeahorse: that is one stellar pup
 ThePixelSavage: @Juliamon I will die on this hill
 micalovits: Nah, he is still cute and a good boy. He just ran away from home is places he shouldn't be
  LRRbot: Zealous Conscripts [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Haste / When Zealous Conscripts enters, gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.
 DigitalSeahorse: quack quack  
 Strebenherz: not a planewalker, a pupperwalker
 BrowneePointz: planeswalkies
 ThePixelSavage: @Strebenherz wouldnt that be the person that walks .... the pup?
  LRRbot: Viscera Seer [B] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.
 Strebenherz: @ThePixelSavage logic, my main weakness
 AugmentingPath: Wow, that flavor text is a terrible pun
 AugmentingPath: I don't think I've noticed it before
karmic_guide: Will food fight have it's time in the sun tonight?
 jessicaengle: @Strebenherz relateable
jaimeblacken: has been yeeted into the sun
Ilyusion: Serge retired champion on food fight
Paspantoute: lmao
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 RechargeableFrenchman: Ot
 Mr_Bitterness: No sleep Wheeler is punchy
 chriswr5: trinispheres could definitely be a really fibrous breakfast cereal
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 BrowneePointz: I just can’t wait to see the new vehicles and the two new gods in Aetherdrift
 DigitalSeahorse: yup
code1300: Wheeler pro food fight player of the format
 BrowneePointz: see if my Greasefang gets some upgrades
karmic_guide: Are there any plans for those lovely sleeves to restock?
 Mr_Bitterness: @BrowneePointz Same with my Shorikai list
karmic_guide: Huzzah!
karmic_guide: (thank you kindly)
 Ukon_Cairns: i do love the idea of Not Dead After All type cards making a weird mix between an aristocrats deck and a blink deck that actually attacks
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 CrossXhunteR: i got a set of those sleeves like a month or two ago and use them in my draft kit. love the shuffle feel
  LRRbot: Prime Speaker Vannifar [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Ooze Wizard [2/4] | {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
 chriswr5: ITS HAPPENING
 A_Dub888: Pod Speaker Vannifar
  LRRbot: Spara's Headquarters | Land — Forest Plains Island | Spara's Headquarters enters tapped. / Cycling {3}
  LRRbot: Afterlife Insurance [1{W/B}] | Instant | Creatures you control gain afterlife 1 until end of turn. Draw a card.
 Bugberry: Sylvan Pod Mother
   LoadingReadyRun: I still contend that Mowu is also a Planeswalking pupper. Jiang is just along for the ride
 RechargeableFrenchman: @LoadingReadyRun it does give "walking the dog" a fun new meaning to explore
 ThePixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun hot take
robin_sorensen: Alex rocking the meatloaf
Ilyusion: Jiang is just a poser cause he thinks people would think less of him cause his dog is the real alpha
  LRRbot: Liliana, Heretical Healer [1BB] (back: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer) | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [2/3] | Lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, exile Liliana, Heretical Healer, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
 ThePixelSavage: @Ilyusion a little too much maybe
  LRRbot: Tattered Mummy [1B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [1/2] | When Tattered Mummy dies, each opponent loses 2 life.
zeathean: Tokens have have?
zeathean: hast?
 ThePixelSavage: he created them on Bens end step
 micalovits: No, but was made on Bens end step
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: @zeathean made at the end of bens turn
zeathean: Copy
 DigitalSeahorse: 
   LoadingReadyRun: I feel like Liliana flip ability should have a non-zombie clause
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe
justalog96: Aristocrat's is so joyful
karmic_guide: Twit of the Year Woo!!!
 chriswr5: !card Liliana, Defiant Necromancer
  LRRbot: Liliana, Defiant Necromancer (front: Liliana, Heretical Healer) | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+2]: Each player discards a card. / [−X]: Return target nonlegendary creature card with mana value X from your graveyard to the battlefield. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a creature dies, return it to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step."
  LRRbot: Afterlife Insurance [1{W/B}] | Instant | Creatures you control gain afterlife 1 until end of turn. Draw a card.
 jessicaengle: GG
 RechargeableFrenchman: Big fan of Aristocrats as an archetype
Paspantoute: 
 micalovits: We were ON a BREAK!
 RechargeableFrenchman: RIP Nelly
anhakha: perfectly cut
 Bruceski: quick, borrow the Trinisphere!
 DigitalSeahorse: only one way to FI
 LiamK712: one way to f....
 Transmuted_Elf: onlly one way to what?
 ThePixelSavage: @Transmuted_Elf we will never find out
justalog96: @rechargeablefrenchman it just plays the dumbest little guys and then you're dead out of nowhere
 GasCityGaming: @micalovits To this day i will swear they were on a break, yes Ross shouldn't have done that and he sucks as a person in general, but they were on a break.
 RechargeableFrenchman: @Transmuted_Elf find out right after these messages!
 Xafty: only one way to f-
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 RechargeableFrenchman: @justalog96 as the crew frequently refer to it, a pile of bad cards that sometimes just win the game
 Transmuted_Elf: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ThankfulNimbleTrayWoofer-xEFWyDBM_v8w9qlx
 KakuEpsilon: @RechargeableFrenchman It's the only Highlander deck I have ever built, and yeat I'm still on Mardu because I like that colour combo but they've never played that again
 TehAmelie: i submit the real problem was when Ross started shouting and rules lawyering about it to ignore how Rachel felt
 BrowneePointz: was it first 4 season Ross that sucked ass or post season 4
 BrowneePointz: I don’t remember friends that well, but I do remember someone saying there was a very clear line where his writing drastically changed
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 ThePixelSavage: it would be funny
  LRRbot: Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim [WB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Kor Cleric [2/2] | Deathtouch / Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Whenever another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
 Diabore: love elias
 DigitalSeahorse: I like Alex's deck crate
 AugmentingPath: Elas il-Kor, Sad-pilled
 kynelwynn: Walk with Elias
 DigitalSeahorse: it's pretty crate!
 ThePixelSavage: Mire ... Serge
 TehAmelie: "i swear on my father's name, you will get to cast spells"
Mustang_Redcloak: But Serge is the premier lands pilot of the format.
  LRRbot: Tattered Mummy [1B] | Creature — Zombie Jackal [1/2] | When Tattered Mummy dies, each opponent loses 2 life.
 kynelwynn: Splendido Burrito is a different channel
 LithelyUnshod: But Jim is right there
anhakha: brown
 DigitalSeahorse:   rad crate?
  LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | Thundering Falls enters tapped. / When Thundering Falls enters, surveil 1.
MrAyeAxe: Is 5 colour lotus breach just an excuse for Serge to get away with playing all the surveil lands? 
 singinnonsense: gruul : green for the size, red for the spice
 dungeonmasteralek: Hey friends! Hope I haven't missed too much cardlinging!
 ThePixelSavage: @dungeonmasteralek you missed quite a lot tbh
 kynelwynn: @dungeonmasteralek Just four games
 DigitalSeahorse: grape drank mm
 DigitalSeahorse: m
 dungeonmasteralek: I'll go back to the vod later  lol
scrambled_doot: @dungeonmasteralek Wheeler beat Serge and Nelly, Ben beat Wheeler, Alex beat Ben, this is game 5
   LoadingReadyRun: Badlands? Why not Goodlands?
scrambled_doot: @scrambled_doot they're good games tho
 AugmentingPath: Goodlands kept refusing to add black mana on moral grounds
 dungeonmasteralek: @scrambled_doot sick, thanks for the recap!~
  LRRbot: Garrison Cat [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When Garrison Cat dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
 ztghostie: Why not Mediumlands?
 DigitalSeahorse: kitty
  LRRbot: Nezumi Linkbreaker [B] | Creature — Rat Warlock [1/1] | When Nezumi Linkbreaker dies, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
 TehAmelie: technically everything that isn't badland is goodland
 jessicaengle: 
 DigitalSeahorse: cute
 ThePixelSavage: @TehAmelie debatable
justalog96: Judge nelly here. Except more like friend nelly
 thraximore: rat! 
 dungeonmasteralek: Wow!
 ThePixelSavage: and you technically havent played a storm deck even now
 dungeonmasteralek: I'm here for it!
 TehAmelie: it's called that because it has no use for humans. sort of ethnocentric
 AugmentingPath: Feel like combo serge might be dead this turn
 CrossXhunteR: i can hear the clanking of the gears
 A_Dub888: Technically you still haven't
 chriswr5: serge ft drinks and a medium fry
 Bugberry: War-Storm Serge
 Mr_Bitterness: It's the Snerge takover
theamc2000: Serge was prison tax man before
 Transmuted_Elf:    !
   LoadingReadyRun: Serge: Premiere Combo player in the format
h3rsh3yb4r: serge is gonna go on a 20 game tear on showdown, the opposite of food
 dungeonmasteralek: Storm + Serge + Sterge?
justalog96: A sac outlet for itself
Mustang_Redcloak: The best part of combo is after you win, you have time to eat before the next round. 
  LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
robin_sorensen: new serge just dropped
 Dog_of_Myth: @dungeonmasteralek Just StormSerge would work
superdude097: DId Alex get the land from Vista yet?
 jessicaengle: New Serge who dis
 AugmentingPath: carrion my wayward feeder. There'll be peace when you are... feeder
scrambled_doot: Looks like a dead serge to me boss
zeathean: I think a sac outlet is only 7
 DigitalSeahorse: does twitch clip creation window freeze the stream for everyone else that tries clipping too?
 GasCityGaming: nezumi makes a merc though
 Ukon_Cairns: unless the sac outlet sacs itself yeh?
zeathean: ah ok
Mustang_Redcloak: I think a sac outlet that can sac itself just wins
scrambled_doot: The recruiter also comes with a body
  LRRbot: Pact of Negation [0] | Instant | Counter target spell. / At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {3}{U}{U}. If you don't, you lose the game.
justalog96: casting pact of negation against THAT card is so funny, but necessary
scrambled_doot: ballsy
scrambled_doot: let's see if it pays off
 dungeonmasteralek: stifle pact trigger?
theamc2000: if serge gonna ritual to pay?
Mustang_Redcloak: I've seen pact casted vs worse cards
superdude097: Serge should be at 7 now, right? Was at 8 last turn then fetched?
scrambled_doot: @theamc2000 looks like it
 Strebenherz: quick strip mine his islands
 A_Dub888: Seething song?
 micalovits: Dark ritual Probably
scrambled_doot: my money is on ritual into pay into die
Plasterboard: All villains see themselves as the hero 
 ThePixelSavage: Serge absolutely is the Hero in that room (Paul not being in it)
 micalovits: Called it
  LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
 Strebenherz: quick counter the dark rit
scrambled_doot: let's see if serge can win
 Strebenherz: welll done serge, that was crafty
superdude097: Did Serge lose life from the Fetch?
scrambled_doot: i dont think he did
 dungeonmasteralek: I spy a goblin
 ThePixelSavage: <message deleted>what I like about Serge (and a characteristic I do not have) is taht he never ever gives up
 DigitalSeahorse: payday loan places are a rip off and designed to keep you in debt
  LRRbot: Putrid Goblin [1B] | Creature — Zombie Goblin [2/2] | Persist
 chriswr5: demonic-er tutor (wheeler over your shoulder)
justalog96: Did he just draw breach?
  LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
scrambled_doot: @justalog96 looks like a flooting to me
 ThePixelSavage: <message deleted>Wheeler pls. let Serge play for himself
scrambled_doot: oh nevermind lmao
scrambled_doot: just has the breach
 DigitalSeahorse: the art looks neat there
 micalovits: Is stupidly broken is what it does
superdude097: !card Underworeld Breach
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
  LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
superdude097: !card Underworld Breach
  LRRbot: Underworld Breach [1R] | Enchantment | Each nonland card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Underworld Breach.
robin_sorensen: he got there
h3rsh3yb4r: !card beseech the q
  LRRbot: Beseech the Queen [{2/B}{2/B}{2/B}] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
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chris_hat: Wheelooming
scrambled_doot: he's got it if he sees the line
 ThePixelSavage: <message deleted>Wheeler pls ... let people win or lose on their own terms. dont hover over them
 robin_sorensen: thank you!
  LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice Lion's Eye Diamond: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
 zefinderus: The presence of storm behind seerge
hey_kelvin: that works too
 MrPipboy3000: Take your time Serge, you got this!
 definenull: Ruh roh
 DigitalSeahorse: un leon
 jessicaengle: @ThePixelSavage I think Serge is learning tonight
 TehAmelie: are there any tutors that aren't evil/demon flavored?
 BrowneePointz: @thepixelsavage this is an incredibly hard deck to sequence and is Serge’s first time doing the combo.
Mustang_Redcloak: 
 Strebenherz: OH SNAP
benjamin_wheeler: @thepixelsavage Serge and I literally talked about doing this before the show
 Strebenherz: I used to use that!
  LRRbot: Brain Freeze [1U] | Instant | Target player mills three cards. / Storm
 ThePixelSavage: <message deleted>@jessicaengle I get that but then let him ask if he needs help. Wheeler at times is a bit overbearing I find.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 AugmentingPath: target self, yeah?
 micalovits: Tendrills comes later
 definenull: Yeah there are a lot of moving parts to breach combo to keep trackout
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Strebenherz: WHAT
benjamin_wheeler: @thepixelsavage very weird and uninformed of you
 DigitalSeahorse:    
YakkShakk221B: brain freeze breach lines are great
scrambled_doot: lets get breeeeeeeechin
 A_Dub888: 
 ThePixelSavage: <message deleted>@benjamin_wheeler same for that answer tbh.
scrambled_doot: he saw the line chat
 MrPipboy3000: Needs to build up storm with LED to mill Alex
  LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice Lion's Eye Diamond: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
 MrPipboy3000: Nice combo
 AllTheWeasels: bless the mods
oneala: oh I love this
  Juliamon: the crew knows what they're doing, please don't backseat them
 Mr_Bitterness: Oooooooohhhh
 Uzumaki15: Neat this is a cedh loop too
 dungeonmasteralek: Heck yeah, get it, Serge. Who says CEDH is a dead format?
 kynelwynn: !underworld Breach
 definenull: Now does alex have an eldrazi that shuffles
 kynelwynn: Mph
 kynelwynn: !card Underworld Breach
  LRRbot: Underworld Breach [1R] | Enchantment | Each nonland card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Underworld Breach.
chris_hat: If anyone's seen the "slushie" decks, this is the combo that refers to
 Mr_Bitterness: 
 chriswr5: YAY SERGE!!!
 GasCityGaming:   
 LiamK712: 
Mustang_Redcloak: 
 TheRatKings: amazing job
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Scarbble: yay serge!
 zefinderus: Well done
trainpants: yay serge!
Camail: great job!
 TheWriterAleph:  
 ThirdGames:   
 definenull: The first it's free serge....
 CrossXhunteR: boom headshot
 MrSarkhan:      
 dungeonmasteralek: Love to see it!
 62MGcobra: 
chris_hat: Go Serge!
 ztghostie: you never forget your first storm kill
 jessicaengle:   
oneala: yea serge!!!!!
 FenrisSchafer:   
 robin_sorensen: that first degen feeling
oneala: so proud
anhakha: My pc just crashed. I saw Serge tutor for an LED, then when i got back i just saw "I make your deck zero."
 Strebenherz: hell yeah serge
 accountmadeforants: Or just a random Narcomoeba in Alex's deck
 LastCenturion:    
 GrassVortex: 
hey_kelvin: creeping chill would be hilarious
 TheDangerWaffle: damn
zeathean: neat
 DigitalSeahorse:   that was rad
 Mr_Bitterness: I never twigged that synergy that Underworld Breach lets you still cast all the cards pitched with LED
 A_Dub888: P O W E R F U L M A G I C
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Scarbble: pact + dark ritual was hot
 BrowneePointz: Hell yea Serge!
 dungeonmasteralek: 500 Let's go, Serge!
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 DigitalSeahorse: byeeeeeeee
 jessicaengle: #teamorder
 CrossXhunteR: i know of tendrils and freeze. i should look up the other storm cards
 TheDangerWaffle: dad
 TheDangerWaffle: *xD
 TheDangerWaffle: ffffff autocorrect
 DrLigmaPhD: @TheDangerWaffle Yes son/daughter/child?
 micalovits: There is a reason that Breach is Banned in legacy, card is a better and cheaper Yawg Will often
 Wicker_Guide: @CrossXhunteR THe other biggest are Grapeshot (Storm 1 to any target) and Empty the Warrens (Storm make 2 1/1 goblins)
  Pharmacistjudge: evening all
  Pharmacistjudge: i hope there hasn't been a large judge call i missed
 TheDangerWaffle: @drligmaphd lmaaoooo
 dungeonmasteralek: What's that Blue storm card that casts you spells from off your library?
 Wicker_Guide: Mind's Desire
 BrowneePointz: minds desire
 Wicker_Guide: which is unfortunately 4uu
  Pharmacistjudge: a neuron named mind's desire
 robin_sorensen: what’s Nelly on?
 Mr_Bitterness: Hmmm, does deck also have Thoracle for the win after the self-mill?
 Dog_of_Myth: !deck
  LRRbot: 10 Jan 2025: Canlander) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/1XV_T9CmXEqeHCMkAsYEWQ Alex - https://moxfield.com/decks/wTerJWYDHESP7ZhbA6FL6g Ben - https://moxfield.com/decks/08C5Bb7CYUiI9dlAPop9bA Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/7TFcw85_zkyiM6I8YJSe9A Serge - https://moxfield.com/decks/aYALXsBQ7UylJyi0upTo6g
 dungeonmasteralek: @Mr_Bitterness You just mill opponent and pass
 AllTheWeasels: @Mr_Bitterness that'd be another like 7 points
 chaostreader: there is the green anti-storm storm card weather the storm.
 micalovits: @Pharmacistjudge only Chat being chaos goblins that don't listen. Totally not me that said something wrong
blackroseimmortal7: @robin_sorensen white aggro
Mustang_Redcloak: I wonder what the meeting for the design of Underworld Breach was like. I mean how do you pitch Yawgmoth's Will, but better?
ernieblolb: when r u guys doing Friday nights again i thought that was happening again
 dungeonmasteralek: This is gonna be so good! I love this matchup
  Juliamon: ernieblolb Soon!
  LRRbot: City of Brass | Land | Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 DrLigmaPhD: Serge goblin? Where are my artists at?
  LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
 BrowneePointz: @mustang_redcloak honestly the thing is they underestimated how easy escape was across the board
hey_kelvin: whew fbb city
 Wicker_Guide: @Mustang_Redcloak Hey it's 4pm before a long weekend, let's just submit something for thei black sorcery and then get tacos and margaritas
 BrowneePointz: and have said as much
 CrossXhunteR: i was not expecting that city of brass to be non-english on the card reader
 robin_sorensen: who else wants to play halo hunter to tech against guide of souls?
benjamin_wheeler: @robin_sorensen on like Savannah lion we
 Mr_Bitterness: @AllTheWeasels Oh of course Thoracle is pointed
benjamin_wheeler: ww*
 LithelyUnshod: @Mr_Bitterness Thoracle is 6 points
  LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | Meticulous Archive enters tapped. / When Meticulous Archive enters, surveil 1.
 Dumori: serge, snerge and now new Gnerge
  LRRbot: Urza's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Urza's Bauble: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
 BrowneePointz: No! you binned Dad!
  Pharmacistjudge: As the person who is being baubled, you do get to know what card is seen.
darknevaeh: SERGE!  Just got done watching your Tolarian episode with Rebel!
  LRRbot: Elite Spellbinder [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/1] | Flying / When Elite Spellbinder enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may play it. A spell cast this way costs {2} more to cast.
  LRRbot: Orim's Chant [W] | Instant | Kicker {W} / Target player can't cast spells this turn. If this spell was kicked, creatures can't attack this turn.
  LRRbot: Strike It Rich [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token. / Flashback {2}{R}
  LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 CrossXhunteR: it's exiled
  LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Thundering Falls | Land — Island Mountain | Thundering Falls enters tapped. / When Thundering Falls enters, surveil 1.
 BrowneePointz: I just realized PVDDR’s name is nearly perfect TMNT cadence
 CrossXhunteR: being 5 color, is serge running all 10 surveil lands?
 GasCityGaming: @BrowneePointz well now that's stuck in my head, lol
 robin_sorensen: PVDDR is the sound the car makes when you hit the shoulder of the highway
  LRRbot: Strike It Rich [R] | Sorcery | Create a Treasure token. / Flashback {2}{R}
 BrowneePointz: @robin_sorensen my car has a Spanish accent!?
  LRRbot: Siege Veteran [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / Whenever another nontoken Soldier you control dies, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.
 BrowneePointz: Portuguese
hey_kelvin: portugese*
null5et: @robin_sorensen lol
 BrowneePointz: I forgot he’s Brazilian for a second
 couchboyj: Ha ha, If it was me, I'd draw gas, Ha ha
 DrLigmaPhD: "Look Minnie, I'm combo-ing!"
  LRRbot: Elite Vanguard [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1]
 robin_sorensen: no lotus in that bad boy?
 Kaaannaaa: Elite vanguard, attack!
 BrowneePointz: ye he’s on breach lotus for points iirc @robin_sorensen
hey_kelvin: ehhhh
MajorFrostbyte: Serge is land baron
 robin_sorensen: that’s not a bad hand
Grinnin_Gin: Always love to see canlander content. Watching LRR's MTG  content has encouraged and inspired me to be a better magic player, but I have to say Highlander is my favorite. It's a highlight of my day when I watch a good game of canlander.
hey_kelvin: it's not good
Grinnin_Gin: Unfortunately now I play hovermyr in all of my decks, send help.
 robin_sorensen: keep playing until someone wins 3
 BartholemewTheKitten: We haven't had one...until Nel
 CrossXhunteR: im glad to have some canlander to watch tonight, since my LGS is closed today due to snow/ice
superdude097: HA! Good joke Nelly!
 A_Dub888: FOURTH Erolingus!? I thought Highlander was a singleton format! 
 BrowneePointz: so how many people are gonna have the Tokyo drift music running through their head on repeat once Aetherdrift comes out?
 Mr_Bitterness: Between Monoblack and Monowhite aggro decks, Nelly speaks to my aggro heart.
Grinnin_Gin: @BrowneePointz I have the wacky races theme in my head
 Mr_Bitterness: @BrowneePointz Eurobeat all the time
goombalax: @BrowneePointz more like gas Gas GAS
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 A_Dub888: @BrowneePointz I haven't seen Tokyo Drift so I'll probably go with Initial D
  LRRbot: Veteran Survivor [W] | Creature — Human Survivor [2/1] | Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if Veteran Survivor is tapped, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / As long as there are three or more cards exiled with Veteran Survivor, it gets +3/+3 and has hexproof.
 BrowneePointz: @a_dub888 I’m a lil surprised you haven’t heard it due to its meme proliferation
 Ukon_Cairns: hey, if enough of your deck prevents opp from playing magic the gathering, a lot of cards become playable.
 Transmuted_Elf: What commander Deck is Wheeler playing?
  LRRbot: Sungold Sentinel [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever Sungold Sentinel enters or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / Coven — {1}{W}: Choose a color. Sungold Sentinel gains hexproof from that color until end of turn and can't be blocked by creatures of that color this turn. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.
 CrossXhunteR: throw the exiled land under the survivor to track it getting to 3 cards?
 Dog_of_Myth: !deck
  LRRbot: 10 Jan 2025: Canlander) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/1XV_T9CmXEqeHCMkAsYEWQ Alex - https://moxfield.com/decks/wTerJWYDHESP7ZhbA6FL6g Ben - https://moxfield.com/decks/08C5Bb7CYUiI9dlAPop9bA Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/7TFcw85_zkyiM6I8YJSe9A Serge - https://moxfield.com/decks/aYALXsBQ7UylJyi0upTo6g
 Bugberry: @BrowneePointz probably heard the music without being aware what it's from.
  LRRbot: Legion Extruder [1R] | Artifact | When Legion Extruder enters, it deals 2 damage to any target. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token.
 A_Dub888: @Bugberry Wouldn't be surprised
  LRRbot: Dragon Hunter [W] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Protection from Dragons / Dragon Hunter can block Dragons as though it had reach.
  LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
 CrossXhunteR: how many 1 mana 2/1s is nelly running?
 DrLigmaPhD: Why are we dragging Hunter?
 robin_sorensen: Nelly needs kataki
 Bugberry: I imagine protection from Dragons is not irrelevant against Big Boros.
 robin_sorensen: tividar to kill bombadiers!?!
 Mr_Bitterness: Reporting, reporting, reporting for duty!
 kynelwynn: You face Jaraxxus!
  LRRbot: Get Lost [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature, enchantment, or planeswalker. Its controller creates two Map tokens.
  LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
 micalovits: @CrossXhunteR Only 8 of his 1 drops are 2/1's! He does also have a 2/2 doggo though
 chriswr5: wait, they don't love you like i love you
justalog96: Ezreal, the 3 cost?
  LRRbot: Reidane, God of the Worthy [2W] (back: Valkmira, Protector's Shield) | Legendary Creature — God [2/3] | Flying, vigilance / Snow lands your opponents control enter tapped. / Noncreature spells your opponents cast with mana value 4 or greater cost {2} more to cast.
 A_Dub888: @DrLigmaPhD They now what they did
 A_Dub888: *know
  LRRbot: Wild Wasteland [2R] | Enchantment | Skip your draw step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.
   LoadingReadyRun: Magus of the Moon: *looks at map* "yup, that's another mountain"
 robin_sorensen: wild wasteland stops Ben from taking mana vault damage
 DrLigmaPhD: @A_Dub888 Or are we dragging them as in makeover challenge?
  LRRbot: Balance [1W] | Sorcery | Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
  LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
 robin_sorensen: boo this man!
justalog96: He's the good guy!
 Mazrae: boo-urns
 BrowneePointz: you played balance
 TheRatKings: go for the eyes boo!
Mustang_Redcloak: Balance is a balanced magic card. It's in the name
hey_kelvin: cool card, wild wasteland
Grinnin_Gin: booo
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justalog96: Muted
karmic_guide: why is argy bargy?
 chriswr5: "no sir they saying booo-njamin"
 MrPipboy3000: Why are you booing, he's right!
 JustAnotherMuffin: Wait that Jersey is fire
 varmintx0: Time for some Ben on Ben violence.
 robin_sorensen: Ben’s list better have an uba mask
justalog96: damn!
 TheAwkes: Would we say this is a good representation of the two sides of 60/40 matchups?
 CrossXhunteR: ben won the dice roll
 BrowneePointz: @justanothermuffin from MagicCon Philly
 Mr_Bitterness: Ben on Ben violence
Mustang_Redcloak: Uba Stax? Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
 BrowneePointz: look when I first started playing Magic one of my playgroup had a deck revolving around Uba Mask and Tef Puzzlebox
goombalax: straight dorkin' it
CharredSpark: dorkin' makes me feel good
 DrLigmaPhD: What about my thedork?
 kynelwynn: not drift compaible
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 CrossXhunteR: ben won the die roll, but at what cost
 Transmuted_Elf: Look they would drift somewhere.
 Transmuted_Elf: What is Benbens deck?
jwholla: William eilish, I’m dead
  LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
 MrPipboy3000: @Transmuted_Elf 4 color pod
  LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
karmic_guide: no achievo's this strim?
 Transmuted_Elf: @MrPipboy3000 thanks
Mustang_Redcloak: How much energy did he pay?
 DrLigmaPhD: Unlawful discharge of elf
 JustAnotherMuffin: watching this stream while sleeving up my first Canlander deck feels fitting. I hope you people are happy
 kynelwynn: both players should be at 19
 BrowneePointz: also shout out to the members of the lrrmmunity and the friends of LRR in LA, I hope you and your loved ones are safe 
 Bugberry: !card sentinel tower
  LRRbot: Sentinel Tower [4] | Artifact | Whenever an instant or sorcery spell is cast during your turn, Sentinel Tower deals damage to any target equal to 1 plus the number of instant and sorcery spells cast before that spell this turn.
  LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
  LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
goombalax: bolting all the birds
   LoadingReadyRun: Poke the Pilgrim?
 AttackCowboy: That's not very Andrew WK of you
Mustang_Redcloak: Nothing wrong with being a heel. They get some of the biggest pop
 BrowneePointz: no that’s me
  LRRbot: Tangle Wire [3] | Artifact | Fading 4 / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
 BrowneePointz: I’m the Puft Guy
  LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
 JustAnotherMuffin: Benjamin might be the bad guy
goombalax: you too can be verbally abused by Bill Murray
 robin_sorensen: ouch
karmic_guide: strictly worse hockey puck
 DrLigmaPhD: No that's Null Rod
 BrowneePointz: @robin_sorensen first game against Serge Wheeler had the t1 Trinisphere. throwing him into the storm deep end right out the gate
Grinnin_Gin: "But it doesn't DO anything!"
  LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
Grinnin_Gin: "No, it does *nothing*"
 robin_sorensen: brutal
Natedogg2: "But it doesn't *do* anything!" / "No, it *does* nothing."
 CrossXhunteR: can you tap for mana in response to a tangle wire trigger and cast stuff in your upkeep?
Grinnin_Gin: ninja'd, nate
  LRRbot: Deceiver Exarch [2U] | Creature — Phyrexian Cleric [1/4] | Flash / When Deceiver Exarch enters, choose one — / • Untap target permanent you control. / • Tap target permanent an opponent controls.
 CrossXhunteR: well, here's my answer
Natedogg2: @CrossXhunteR Yes, you can do that.
 Mr_Bitterness: Moral victory
 micalovits: Well Deserved
 BrowneePointz: It’s pronounced Guy Fieri
   LoadingReadyRun: Guy's Cradle
 BrowneePointz: That’s Flavortown Paul
 Muddy_Thunder: @LoadingReadyRun Hey Paul, we can't see Ben's deckname or colors
 DrLigmaPhD: Weird way to say bachelor pad
   LoadingReadyRun: @Muddy_Thunder oops!
Mustang_Redcloak: Forget it, Ben. It's Flavortown.
 Muddy_Thunder: @LoadingReadyRun Thank you!!
br4dwe11: Canadian Highlander? Uh ya I sure hope it does
   LoadingReadyRun: Guy's Cradle is kept in the Man Cave
  LRRbot: Elegant Parlor | Land — Mountain Plains | Elegant Parlor enters tapped. / When Elegant Parlor enters, surveil 1.
Mustang_Redcloak: The pauper player in me wishes for the day that the Mirage fetches get downshifted to common
 DrLigmaPhD: Nine Nazgul is viable
 BrowneePointz: I need to get a Gaea’s Cradle altered to be a Guy Fieri restaurant
 chriswr5: @Mustang_Redcloak the pauper player in me says please dear god no
 robin_sorensen: slam it
 CrossXhunteR: !card grim monolith
  LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
  LRRbot: Wurmcoil Engine [6] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [6/6] | Deathtouch, lifelink / When Wurmcoil Engine dies, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.
 Bugberry: I heard Forth Eorlingas in the War of the Rohirrim movie and had to chuckle to myself thanks to yall.
Grinnin_Gin: Guy Fierillos, Flavortown Emissary
  LRRbot: Restoration Angel [3W] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flash / Flying / When Restoration Angel enters, you may exile target non-Angel creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
 DrLigmaPhD: A Most Dangerous Noodle
  LRRbot: Splinter Twin [2RR] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "{T}: Create a token that's a copy of this creature, except it has haste. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step."
goombalax: !card pyrokinesis
  LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
 Aarek: splonter tom on the pesterman
Mustang_Redcloak: 
 robin_sorensen: hoooooot
 TheRatKings: that felt good
 Mazrae: what just happened?
sweatygirlfriend: twin is the moral victory
 ghizmou: is ben the baddie?
 micalovits: Splinter Twin my love 
Arakasi01: @Mazrae Ben lost
jaimeblacken: ben, why not exile the exarch?
 BrowneePointz: he didn’t know he had twin
 robin_sorensen: ya Ben
 BrowneePointz: he thought he had Kiki
 ghizmou: original brew baby
jaimeblacken: cool
 robin_sorensen: hey Ben you probably should have removed the exarch
 Mazrae: @Arakasi01 i had got that, i was just wondering why and how but since he explained i understand now
  Pharmacistjudge: I am glad Robin is in chat
  Pharmacistjudge: because i have no standing to say such things
Grinnin_Gin: no one expects the spanish splintquisition
 chriswr5: how could wheeler not know about twin that card is like 15 years old
 Bugberry: I hope Pestermite gets a reprint in or around Lorwyn return.
Arakasi01: @Mazrae Yeah I was more making a joke about how Ben lost is the most unhelpful answer to that, given they are both named Ben
 micalovits: Okay, that is a spicy 5
goombalax: @Pharmacistjudge what are they gonna do, ban you?
 BrowneePointz: did yall see the gorgeous new Inn Remastered Resto?
 robin_sorensen: I would have gone for it a turn earlier and got wrecked by plow
MedicCasts: Sleep schedule so bad I get to watch Friday night paper fight live, Pog
  Pharmacistjudge: i am at least slightly in LRR's good graces, i do not want to screw that up
 ghizmou: resto angel is also higher on the pod chain if it mattered
 Mazrae: @Arakasi01 thats fair, im just tired and just kind of watching and just taking things bluntly
Natedogg2: Is it bad that my first thought was "Plow? People play Plow Under?"
Arakasi01: @Mazrae Relatable 
 DrLigmaPhD: Canadian 5 landr
 BrowneePointz: anyways char that’s why Kiki combo is good. your opponent has to guess right on which bits you have
 BrowneePointz: and what you can access
  Pharmacistjudge: speaking of which, i better order some Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa for Chicago.
 BrowneePointz: chat*
 chriswr5: Call Mr. Plow,     That's my name.     That name again is Mr. Plow.
 thraximore: @Natedogg2 hey Plow Under is a beating
 BrowneePointz: Pei Pa Koa mentioned 👀
 thraximore: !card Plow Under
  LRRbot: Plow Under [3GG] | Sorcery | Put two target lands on top of their owners' libraries.
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 chriswr5: serum powder time babey
goombalax: you only need 2 cards to combo
Natedogg2: I know it's a beating. But it's been a while since I've seen it cast.
 LithelyUnshod: @Pharmacistjudge goooooo
 thraximore: it IS a 5 mana sorcery
 BrowneePointz: or !card temporal spring
  Pharmacistjudge: @BrowneePointz i gave the crew some packets of it in Vegas.  they seemed to appreciate it, so I figured to hand them some in Chicago too
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BrowneePointz: as a singer god Pei Pa Koa is a changer
 BrowneePointz: !card Temporal Spring
  LRRbot: Temporal Spring [1GU] | Sorcery | Put target permanent on top of its owner's library.
 robin_sorensen: glorious
 DigitalSeahorse: eek
  LRRbot: Nezumi Linkbreaker [B] | Creature — Rat Warlock [1/1] | When Nezumi Linkbreaker dies, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
MrAyeAxe: Ah yes, the Mulligan from the South
 thraximore: rat! rat! rat!
 thraximore: 
 thraximore: rat with a hat!
 DigitalSeahorse: rat frand
 chriswr5: 
  LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
 Strebenherz:  
  LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Blossoms enters, draw a card.
 Muddy_Thunder:   
 Mr_Bitterness: Ooo, a classic, wall of blossoms
  LRRbot: Warren Soultrader [2B] | Creature — Zombie Goblin Wizard [3/3] | Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Create a Treasure token.
   LoadingReadyRun:  I was hitting the Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa pretty hard when I had a  cold over the Christmas holiday
 BrowneePointz: Austin Powers all star character Savannah Humpalot
goombalax: I opened soultrader last week and learned of its existence
rainbowolf13: !card Phantasmal Image
  LRRbot: Phantasmal Image [1U] | Creature — Illusion [0/0] | You may have Phantasmal Image enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
  LRRbot: Phantasmal Image [1U] | Creature — Illusion [0/0] | You may have Phantasmal Image enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
 Strebenherz: haven't heard of that before, how is it?  @LoadingReadyRun
 NotCainNorAbel: @LoadingReadyRun Jacob Juice
 Bugberry: The Great Wall of Blossoms
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  LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 BrowneePointz: @strebenherz it’s a Chinese throat medicine that is incredibly effective and a must for Voiceover professionals
 LithelyUnshod: @NotCainNorAbel Jacob *goo*
Arakasi01: Oh damn he's gonna find a 3rd wall of blossoms
   LoadingReadyRun: @Strebenherz good for a sore and/or scratchy throat
 BrowneePointz: it’s also commonly called “Throat Coat”
  LRRbot: Jolted Awake [W] | Sorcery | Choose up to one target artifact or creature card in your graveyard. You get {E}{E}. Then you may pay an amount of {E} equal to that card's mana value. If you do, return it from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
  LRRbot: Bartolomé del Presidio [WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight [2/1] | Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bartolomé del Presidio.
goombalax: merc was dessert
 NotCainNorAbel: @LithelyUnshod I'll concede that that is common name but Jacob Juice sure has a ring to it that I think is amazing and upsetting at the same time.
  Pharmacistjudge: IIRC Jacob got tired of people joking about him being associated with Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa, so i avoid calling it something with his name attached to it
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  LRRbot: Yahenni, Undying Partisan [2B] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/2] | Haste / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Yahenni, Undying Partisan. / Sacrifice another creature: Yahenni gains indestructible until end of turn.
 DrLigmaPhD: Alex they're Spanish not Italian
 DigitalSeahorse: "Are you telling me a RAT fried this rice?!"
  LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Blossoms enters, draw a card.
Mustang_Redcloak: Block 2 of them?
 LithelyUnshod: @Pharmacistjudge fair
 Strebenherz: Interesting on the medicine, will have to look into that
justalog96: Ixalan, the italian set
 DrLigmaPhD: @DigitalSeahorse And he sold us out to the feds?
 BrowneePointz: yea they’re the especially brutal Catholic inquisition
 Pheonix888: like a turduken?
goombalax: 3 sac outlets and no food
 NotCainNorAbel: @LithelyUnshod yep, fair
 DigitalSeahorse: welp
 JustAnotherMuffin: This is a great mull to 4
  LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
justalog96: Bartolome loves him some fresh mozz on his pie
 thraximore: 
 Muddy_Thunder: There is a white counter now
  LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
 thraximore: thanks bud
 micalovits: Rude
 JustAnotherMuffin: thanks
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
Arakasi01: Right now, now now now now now, now now now now now now now
letsbelgo: I can read it
Mustang_Redcloak: Jokes on you. I'm a weeb
A_NO0B: I mean, doing that does put it in chat
 micalovits: Thanks LRRbot 
 DigitalSeahorse: it's pretty
  LRRbot: Garrison Cat [W] | Creature — Cat [1/1] | When Garrison Cat dies, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
justalog96: It's funny. Alex drew the good cards, but you need the bad cards to help win. Like that cat
goombalax: meow
MrAyeAxe: The Japanese Brainstorm explains everything, that cat is not having a good time 
 DrLigmaPhD: Can we have a LRRbot Clippy?
   LoadingReadyRun: tbh Pei Pa Koa in hot water is just a nice warm drink, even without the throat benefits
 chriswr5: it's only Ephemerate if its from the lower highlands of Japan, otherwise it's just sparkling blink
 DigitalSeahorse: meow
Grinnin_Gin: I can't read these canadian cards
 DrLigmaPhD: or whatever that paperclip lil shit was named
  Juliamon: ooh, like an herbal honey tea
 Strebenherz: gotcha.  sounds like something that's good to have a lil stock of handy
goombalax: keep wallin' wallin' wallin'
 DrLigmaPhD: They're married
  LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
 DigitalSeahorse:  meat face
  LRRbot: Neoform [GU] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it, then shuffle.
 Bugberry: I like how the skeleton guys show up again on the Suspend Time Walk in Time Spiral
 robin_sorensen: they give me attack on titan vibes
Arakasi01: Surprised skeleton guy isn't a legendary creature yet
 DigitalSeahorse: that's a heck of a neopet
Grinnin_Gin: I always think of salvador dali
 Bugberry: Wait, apparently it has Buyback, not Suspend
   LoadingReadyRun: Garrison Cat dying makes someone so angry that they join the military to avenge them
 DrLigmaPhD: @Arakasi01 Something Something, Temporal Archlich
 BrowneePointz: I hope the art for Edge of Eternities is right up Alex’s Alley
 Bugberry: !card walk the aeons
  LRRbot: Walk the Aeons [4UU] | Sorcery | Buyback—Sacrifice three Islands. / Target player takes an extra turn after this one.
 jessicaengle: 
 accountmadeforants: @DrLigmaPhD Since you asked for it ( 🤓 ), it's actually Clippit, and it was just one representation of the "Office Assistant". (I had to look up that second part, but the first one has been Berenstain Bears'd into my head)
goombalax: not bad for a mull to 4
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  LRRbot: Timeless Witness [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Timeless Witness enters, return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Eternalize {5}{G}{G}
  LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
 jessicaengle: @LoadingReadyRun 
 DrLigmaPhD: @accountmadeforants All I know is he is hated
  LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
 Diabore: i dont think its relevant but witness has a 1/1 counter
   LoadingReadyRun:  Let's do the Timewalk Again! 
 HadesLeprechaun: win off the mull to 4, woo!
 DigitalSeahorse: neato
  r10pez10: it's just a jump to the left
  r10pez10: and then a jump to the left
 LastCenturion: nice Ben!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  r10pez10: put your jump on your left
 accountmadeforants: @DrLigmaPhD Correct, and also everyone (including Microsoft's own marketing) knows him as Clippy now, so you were correct in all but the deeply pedantic way.
justalog96: I love that you can hear the adrenaline in Ben and Serge winning
  Pharmacistjudge: spellseeker is a one card combo if you give it time
arbysgaming38: benben's deck rules
rainbowolf13: For learning purposes, Witness will be summoning sick so another beater is necessary. Congrats thoughben!
 ghizmou: wait, how does witness attack if you have to blink it every turn?
 accountmadeforants: (I mostly wanted to curse people with the knowledge of "Clippit")
 DigitalSeahorse: now the whole room will shake!
 dungeonmasteralek: Ahh, two ships in the night
 robin_sorensen: you just draw something else
zeathean: Infinite turns will lead to a win
  r10pez10: accountmadeforants that's the tickit
 BrowneePointz: he demonstrated a loop
Mustang_Redcloak: He could just cast any creature
  Pharmacistjudge: you have infinite turns and draw and more land drops to make
 dungeonmasteralek: the wincon is you killing your opponent
Grinnin_Gin: There are rare circumstances where an infinite turn combo -doesn't- result in a win but that's super rare.
rainbowolf13: !decklists
 Cosmonautilis24: It also works if you just hard cast ephemerate after combat every other turn
rainbowolf13: Nope, not the command lol
Arakasi01: Rumor has it the first guy who insisted they 'play it out' is still sitting in an old LGS somewhere waiting for the end
  Pharmacistjudge: the weird times if when you start infinite turns and response they Teferi's protection
 UnknownFriday: Why not just Sunlance to the dome EOT?
Grinnin_Gin: Teferi's protection, The One Ring, or even just being on super-low resources.
justalog96: Canlander is so fun, man
 Dog_of_Myth: 
   LoadingReadyRun: Timeless Witness slowly killing the opponent, like Doctor Who punching the diamond wall
  r10pez10: !decks
  LRRbot: 10 Jan 2025: Canlander) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/1XV_T9CmXEqeHCMkAsYEWQ Alex - https://moxfield.com/decks/wTerJWYDHESP7ZhbA6FL6g Ben - https://moxfield.com/decks/08C5Bb7CYUiI9dlAPop9bA Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/7TFcw85_zkyiM6I8YJSe9A Serge - https://moxfield.com/decks/aYALXsBQ7UylJyi0upTo6g
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 CrossXhunteR: @LoadingReadyRun one of like two doctor who episodes i know of
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sourandsublimes: Were combo bois 
aquadan83: is there such thing as a non combo deck 🤣
letsbelgo: someone is walking around with a mic
epsilon_vee: ^
 CrossXhunteR: i wonder if Heaven's Sent was represented in a Dr Who magic card
  r10pez10: (it was)
 circusofkirkus: just high roll
  r10pez10: !card Heaven Sent
  LRRbot: Heaven Sent [UR] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Investigate. / III — Heaven Sent deals 1 damage to each opponent. Then if an opponent has 0 or less life, draw seven cards. Otherwise, exile Heaven Sent and you may cast it this turn.
 DrLigmaPhD: "Or somethin'"
rainbowolf13: I'd keep that
 micalovits: Brainstorm is OP
Ilyusion: Always keep your good cards on top
YakkShakk221B: Serge still doesn't have the storm greed down
Grinnin_Gin: If keeping that hand is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Arakasi01: If there's no land on top you can just use gamble to shuffle 
 pn55: 
Mustang_Redcloak: gottem
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 kaziel0: Missed the start so I'll watch the VOD, but yay Canlander! 
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 the_boat_guy: https://theconversation.com/the-complicated-origin-of-the-expression-peanut-gallery-148897
  LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 CrossXhunteR: i love the collection of dice to represent mana and storm count
 RatherLargeToad: oi oi!
  r10pez10: sick bop
 micalovits: Only a coward gets a Surveil land instead of Brainstorming here
Grinnin_Gin: sick bolt bait
  LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
  r10pez10: save a kill spell to deal with this guy
 micalovits: Not a coward is who I am talking to
 chriswr5: oh no is serge an end step brainstormer? i thought i looked up to him 
Arakasi01: Judge he's brainstorming wr-
Grinnin_Gin: tricked into keeping and now brainstorming wrong?
aquadan83: So I’m new here, but what format are they playing?
 circusofkirkus: crack. those. packs
Grinnin_Gin: this is the serge yeager I know and love
 UnknownFriday: That's the second time tonight I've heard a Mario coin noise.
sourandsublimes: So anyways I started blasting 
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Grinnin_Gin: @aquadan83 canadian highlander
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 62MGcobra: ah thats how you brainstorm wrong
sourandsublimes: You got this serge 
 micalovits: !canlander
  LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit http://www.canadianhighlander.ca for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLo76slMBAQ . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
  LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
aquadan83: Hu, I have never heard of that. sounds fun!
 Dog_of_Myth: Bolt the bird, a tale as old as time.
 DrLigmaPhD: This bird is a grandma
  LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
 UnknownFriday: Those sleeves are sweet! Where might I be able to pick them up? /PlugIntro
 Diabore: was really pulling for different bolt
 Diabore: id have simply drawn lands, i dont know what serge is doing
Ilyusion: If Serge loses because he was bullied into keeping a one lander he should probably get a rematch
goombalax: 19 is not 0
 the_boat_guy: would surveil eot, then brainstorm mp see more cards?
 chriswr5: didnt wanna go to 5? that's 25% more cards than 4, what more could you ask for
 micalovits: I mean, he could gamble for Lotus and just win depending on the other cards
  LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Arakasi01: One of the few decks that doesn't really care too much about missing land drops early game. Can still just win out of nowhere.
goombalax: lets go casino
 DrLigmaPhD: And this bird is a violent fashion-disaster
 micalovits: @the_boat_guy Yes, but that was the coward move
Grinnin_Gin: I need to see Serge lose this gamble
benjamin_wheeler: fwiw I think you either fetch for surveil eot or fetch volc bolt bird t1
 circusofkirkus: how lucky are you
benjamin_wheeler: then main phase brainstorm
Ilyusion: Fecthing for the surveil land was the call forsure
 the_boat_guy: "not under threat". says the kiki deck
  LRRbot: Gamble [R] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.
  Pharmacistjudge: you know what they do, but what is their function
Grinnin_Gin: do it serge
 Diabore: gambling? im in
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 DrLigmaPhD: Jambling
Ilyusion: Sorry serge gamble is a second copy of entomb
  LRRbot: Brain Freeze [1U] | Instant | Target player mills three cards. / Storm
 the_boat_guy: @micalovits would the true coward move be t1 gamble?
 micalovits: Nah, any gamble with risk involved is not a coward move
 CrossXhunteR: ban?
 AllTheWeasels: the storm deck can smell your fear
  Juliamon: 
frozenphoenix7: Ouch
zeathean: 
Bolsha: I can't believe I rooted for you.
 DigitalSeahorse:  oof
ThePCrowl: Boooo
 CypherWulf: Savage
 protojman: Go Serge
 QuantumTwitch: serie doing fine
Grinnin_Gin: I can't believe I watched this stream instead of staring into the abyss today
 sleepyfelix: I wonder what he has for U or B that he wants to cast now instead of getting surveil there
Arakasi01: Black lotus in hand specifically makes breach a win
 micalovits: I see Lotus and Brain Freeze, that means you only need Breach and you win
 chriswr5: !decks
  LRRbot: 10 Jan 2025: Canlander) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/1XV_T9CmXEqeHCMkAsYEWQ Alex - https://moxfield.com/decks/wTerJWYDHESP7ZhbA6FL6g Ben - https://moxfield.com/decks/08C5Bb7CYUiI9dlAPop9bA Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/7TFcw85_zkyiM6I8YJSe9A Serge - https://moxfield.com/decks/aYALXsBQ7UylJyi0upTo6g
Arakasi01: Then you just spend the rest of the game digging for that
rainbowolf13: @sleepyfelix Transmute Dimir Infiltrator
goombalax: Stephen A Smith thinks you should have gone for Sol Ring
  LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
 jessicaengle: 
  LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Dimir Infiltrator [UB] | Creature — Spirit [1/3] | Dimir Infiltrator can't be blocked. / Transmute {1}{U}{B}
aquadan83: creatureless deck you say? I have a Nekusar creatureless wheels deck that is a lot of fun
justalog96: One of two creatures in that deck
  LRRbot: Underworld Breach [1R] | Enchantment | Each nonland card in your graveyard has escape. The escape cost is equal to the card's mana cost plus exile three other cards from your graveyard. / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Underworld Breach.
Ilyusion: Isn't this a kill next turn now?
  LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
 micalovits: Would have been a kill this turn if he had a lotus instead of a land
Arakasi01: @Ilyusion with LED or Lotus
 DrLigmaPhD: Badlands, ironically, pretty good land
Ilyusion: @Arakasi01 It's a good thing he is putting one of those on top right now
rainbowolf13: Do it! Would love to see you out with Storm!
 BrowneePointz: as a long time Timmy-Johnny this is why I love combo
 CrossXhunteR: i might be stupid, but how does that transmute for breach? does it not need to find something for 4 mana?
  Pharmacistjudge: I honestly want to learn this deck too
 BrowneePointz: it’s a Rube Goldberg of how do I get to the win
sourandsublimes: Is Canadian highlander proxy friendly?
 Diabore: time for combo maths for our players
 BrowneePointz: yep @sourandsublimes
  Pharmacistjudge: I need an "unfair" deck to stop on the intiative decks around me
 the_boat_guy: you can do it serge!
rainbowolf13: @sourandsublimes It depends where but the Discord is and many stores are too!
frozenphoenix7: @CrossXhunteR Its mana cost is UB, so mana value of 2, so it finds a 2.
  LRRbot: Saheeli Rai [1UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Saheeli [3] | [+1]: Scry 1. Saheeli Rai deals 1 damage to each opponent. / [−2]: Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or creature you control, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. / [−7]: Search your library for up to three artifact cards with different names, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Natedogg2: @CrossXhunteR Transmute cares about the mana value of the card with transmute, not how much mana you used to activate the transmute ability.
 sleepyfelix: @rainbowolf13 I thought he might have something to do immediately with the mana
 the_boat_guy: Serge can see the line I believe in him!
sourandsublimes: @browneepointz @rainbowolf13 tyty 🙏
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  Pharmacistjudge: well scry game first and surveil was an innovation on scry
 CrossXhunteR: @Natedogg2 yeah, i realized i was looking at scryfall at a 4 mana card not the infiltrator
  Pharmacistjudge: so, yeah makes sense they both exist
 TheRatKings: Damn
 DrLigmaPhD: Earlier as in before the game or....?
letsbelgo: we heard  that
anhakha: Your stomach is possessed by the spirit of Spice8Rack
  LRRbot: Gamble [R] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.
MedicCasts: @anhakha 
Ilyusion: Ohh either way if he puts lotus into hand or graveyard he can win!
 the_boat_guy: not necessarily
 micalovits: He is in trouble if it goes into the yard
 the_boat_guy: but hopefully!
rainbowolf13: LED is the play here I think, incase it goes to grave
Mustang_Redcloak: 
  LRRbot: Pentad Prism [2] | Artifact | Sunburst / Remove a charge counter from Pentad Prism: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Lion's Eye Diamond [0] | Artifact | Discard your hand, Sacrifice Lion's Eye Diamond: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
Ilyusion: Come on Serge!
Arakasi01: He's beginning to believe!
 sleepyfelix: that's a great line with Breach
 the_boat_guy: that look in his eye as he big brained that, serge is a combo gamer now!
zeathean: is game
Arakasi01: Bolt is a wincon no with this combo that technically it might not be ideal to exile right? Not that it matters at all
Ilyusion: Damn keeping the 1 lander was the right call, I apologize for my lack of faith
 LSRubin: feels like we're watching Serge's villain origin story live
 micalovits: @Arakasi01 Sure is
Mustang_Redcloak: GG
  LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard Boseiju, Who Endures: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
 TheShatzMan: What time is y'all meeting folks at MagicCon Chi?? 
rainbowolf13: @Arakasi01 Yeah, can get around a way to shuffle the library via Eldrazi or something similar
omniep1c: Just passed my 2nd Don Black Belt test and ready to relax here while my muscles are on fire
 jessicaengle:   
   LoadingReadyRun: I love how powerful black lotus is such that even LoD is game winning
goombalax: not only that but it was better here
 BrowneePointz: you gotta know when to go for the high risk play
 BrowneePointz: and when it’s fine to go safe
  Pharmacistjudge: degeneracy is a skill
 LSRubin: you merely adopted the degenerateness
 LSRubin: degeneritude?
 the_boat_guy: there can only be two sith. an apprentice and a master.
 LSRubin: degenerality?
  Pharmacistjudge: degeneracy is not a talent
 the_boat_guy: it's an art @pharmacistjudge
 dungeonmasteralek: @Pharmacistjudge You sound like my high school teachers
Arakasi01: All decisions, in the end, are a gamble
zeathean: LED is it’s own special degeneracy
 cyclopsboi: neuroplasticity: do new things
MedicCasts:  bye everyone
 jessicaengle: Thx Paul!
 DigitalSeahorse:      
General_Pants: aw heck I was too late
 Muddy_Thunder: Will Serge mention the patreon? Who knows
General_Pants: VOD here I come
 protojman: gg's yall
 DrLigmaPhD: I wissh to taste card
 Stormgod519: well
 Stormgod519: i made it to the end!
 Stormgod519: hi everyone, good evening
 kynelwynn: it's dark
 Stormgod519: yeah
 flatluigi: the dinosaurs might be dying
 jessicaengle: We knew this day would come
 Stormgod519: oh wow
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Stormgod519: ive never actually seen anything from this game
 Stormgod519: so this should be interesting
 BrowneePointz: and Hela
 BrowneePointz: Hawkeye and Hela were PROBLEMS Serge
 TheShatzMan: Any idea if/when y'all meeting folks at MagicCon Chi?
 Stormgod519: the crew that will be there hasnt been announced yet
 TheShatzMan:   
 Diabore: what if serge is the only one who doesnt know
 Stormgod519: maybe one day ill get to meet yall in person
 Diabore: for real for real?
 Stormgod519: fr fr?
 Diabore: been a long time
 Mr_Bitterness: Gambling?! I'm in!
letsbelgo: wooooooo
forshamesir: Loreleis REALLY good
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