Talking Simulator || Lorelei and the Laser Eyes

 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Jacob's Unbeatable Tackle
 baltimore_667083: the only one who can possibly tackle forrest gump 
  Juliamon: (it's Shenmue)
 KV1NN4: (oh... I still don't get it but thnk you <XD)
  Juliamon: it's fishing tackle
  Juliamon: the name struck me as funny so I put it in the box
 KV1NN4: I figure but I guess I jsut don't recall Jacob being involved... Must go to the vods at some point XD
  Juliamon: he's not
  Juliamon: it's just named that in the game
 beowuuf:   
 accountmadeforants: 
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 LilyOfTheVeil666:    
 CaptainSpam: EYE BEAMS!
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TheAinMAP:   
 KV1NN4: @Juliamon OH that makes more sense..... and yet.... less. <XD
 DoodlestheGreat: ~/Laaaaser Eyes *clap* are watching you. *clap* *clap* They see your every move.../~
 beowuuf: o7
 baltimore_667083: hi cam!
Critterbot: It's... going.
 DoodlestheGreat: Hi Cam!
  Juliamon: Oh, new glasses?
offbeatwitch: tall king simulator?
 CaptainSpam: Very nice.
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 CaptainSpam: Can you see clearly now that the rain is gone?
 mrMorphius:  yay vision
 CaptainSpam: Can you see all the obstacles?
  Juliamon: they cast really interesting shadows on your face in the studio light
 AFamiliarCalledEl: I can only see the smudges on my glasses
  Juliamon: It gives you those harlequin lines yeah
 CaptainSpam: *SFX: Crash sound from off-screen*
 Nigouki: Mont Blanc? 
 accountmadeforants: I managed to get a hardback copy of The Last Hero by Terry Pratchett and the art is very pretty
 Gekyouryuu: I can
  Juliamon: I see "flan"
 AFamiliarCalledEl: Looks like it says montblanc, yeah
wildflowersnow: Looks like mont blanc
  Juliamon: oh it's blanc, yeah
 AFamiliarCalledEl: but my resolution is small
 accountmadeforants: Now that the real answer is out there: I think it says KitKat
 Gekyouryuu: That's mon blan
thetoastmonster: Ah, pen flavour.
 AFamiliarCalledEl: yeah, mo n bu ra n - should be montblanc
  Juliamon: I have apple pie kitkats myself
teammanfred: A mountain 
   LoadingReadyRun: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mont_Blanc_(dessert)#/media/File:VermicellesDessert.jpg
 KaleidoscopeMind: it looks... extruded
 accountmadeforants: Wikipedia pictures of food often look awful
  Juliamon: oh... yeah
GedankenPalast_: Yikes
  Juliamon: that's very "haunted house brains"
tri_nitro_: well it looks abigiouse
 KaleidoscopeMind: like the 3d printed food
thetoastmonster: oh, spaghetti and ice cream
 AnjaZeta: Huh
 GasCityGaming: yeah, nah i'm good
  Akaiatana: Klingon Gogh A La Mode?
 DoodlestheGreat: It looks like buckwheat noodles with sour cream dollops.
 AFamiliarCalledEl: It looks like it's going to start jumping at me like some bizarre horror game
 beowuuf: mince with mini blancmange
teammanfred: So why the beige food?
 CaptainSpam: Hmm... okay, as chestnut puree, I can get behind that, but why it has to be made to resemble vermicelli, I just don't.
 accountmadeforants: It's apparently French
  Akaiatana: They live at the taupe of the world
 accountmadeforants: But sometimes French food is just "look what we can do"
  Juliamon: 
 accountmadeforants: (See, a whole bunch of pastry-monstrosities)
 beowuuf: here is your ikea food, swiss man!
  Juliamon: Boston Pizza: wholly unrelated to the city of Boston
 GasCityGaming: The Boston Brute sandwich
 accountmadeforants: There's also a Dutch chain of stores that's called New York Pizza. And then they sued Dr. Oetker (a German company) for using the word "New York" in some of their frozen pizzas.
 GasCityGaming: Perogi Pizza is decent though
 kumatsu: a "traditional" "Swiss" "food"
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  Akaiatana: This is France doing the "mememememe" sound
  Juliamon: "We're the best at this, so anything we make is going to be good. Trust us, bro."
 CaptainSpam: "Your food offends us, the French.  Your tastes... why are you laughing?  Stop that!"
  Juliamon: It's fine
 accountmadeforants: I have also heard very good things about this game, I've bought it but yet to play it
 MolaMolaphant: wow, that's my favorite venn diagram
 AFamiliarCalledEl: This game is indeed quite interesting. A very good fit for this stream if nothing else.
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Developed by Simogo, the studio behind Sayonara Wild Hearts!
Ujai321: "last year" in german
 xerjen: Renzo?
wildflowersnow: Rinzo?
wildflowersnow: Ah, good point.
  Akaiatana: Pin 20
 AFamiliarCalledEl: 2 un 20
 Nigouki: chest?
 Nigouki: pecs?
 Wolfstrike_NL: My dude, it's december, there's no need to clarify that you expect someone to think your expacting them januari of this year
Ujai321: the second letter looks like the E in the last name
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 invickthus: oooh, this game has been kicking around my steam library's to be played section for a while, can't wait to hear what you think.
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 Nigouki: now quite Yamcha pose, 4/10
teammanfred: A crime!
 invickthus: bound to be a good pen.
 accountmadeforants: Good start good start
 Wolfstrike_NL: Twitch chat can be your pen and paper
  Akaiatana: Don't worry, Cameron, the chat is dim so you don't have to be
 accountmadeforants: And take away the joy of writing?
 MolaMolaphant: it's cause we're full of sheet!
  Juliamon: Cameron's pen is worth much more than we are
 CaptainSpam: Do you TRUST chat to be your pen and paper? 
 Nigouki: Cam, you do realize that if you take notes you're gonna have to share the purdy handwriting, right?
 TheAwkes: !chat
  LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
 Wolfstrike_NL: poll poll poll!
 ghyllnox: Black
  Akaiatana: Blunk.
 accountmadeforants: Black ink?
 beowuuf: blink
 AFamiliarCalledEl: black ink for the main notes, blue ink for the marginalia
 AnjaZeta: Blue
  Juliamon: Black feels right for this game
 TheMerricat: Red or purple ink
 ghyllnox: Color only if Wet
Critterbot: Oh I assure you it's gonna be infinitely prettier than mine is. 
  Juliamon: caffeine!
Critterbot: Because keyboards exist. 
 CaptainSpam: Oh, because it bites eyes... wait, no, hang on...
 Radjack: Woo, Passive voice!
 Orlantia: is that a lexus, or an L for Lorelei / Laser Eyes?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: LexCrop
 Orlantia: spots of color, how very Schindler's list / Sin City of this game
 Gekyouryuu: One Miss Stery
 Orlantia: much smart very brain
 CaptainSpam: It was 1962 last year.
 Radjack: Ah, the letter was sent in 1962, but we were to arrive in the next year
  Akaiatana: Cameron, your brain is worth at least 50 pounds.
   Anubis169: laser eyes?
   Anubis169:  
 xerjen: Oooh, a caffeine meter?
 LilyOfTheVeil666: The Game Boy is in the Mind Palace
 remembrancer_vivi: 1.4% truth recovered is an excellent menu stat
 TheDevil_Risen: what up Cameron, how are you?
 AFamiliarCalledEl: I think that's called ADHD
 Nigouki: I immediately hate that we have a Bladder stat
   Anubis169: while i have a photographic memory, i would kill for a hierarchical organisation like that menu x_x
 Nigouki: 88?
 CaptainSpam: Ah... so it's not 1963 right NOW.
 Nigouki: one off, 1989 for Japan launch
 niccus: one day it will be 1963
 Gaelan_Maestro: tampons where originally invented to plug bullet wounds
Squallloir: are lorelei's lasers heat rays or percussive beams?
Squallloir: or maybe like those speed scanner the cops have?
satyropodobny: I never heard trabant pronounced like it was french chocolate confection
MMoritz: oh. cool, I'm playing this one myself, it'll be fun to see cams thoughts on it
  Juliamon: I like the touch of the in-game company being the real-world devs, but with a different copyright date
 LordZarano: "On May 16, 1960, Theodore H. Maiman operated the first functioning laser at Hughes Research Laboratories, Malibu, California,"
Squallloir: lasers that can measure distances are so cool to me I want a CNC laser measure
 accountmadeforants: Right down to the one screen with the winding path and one point of interest
 beowuuf: In 1960, before there was a precise scientific measurement, Theodore Maiman defined the strength of a beam by the number of Gillette razor blades it could cut through.
MMoritz: the developers of this game also made Device 6 on iOS which was basically a Prisoner video game
Critterbot: Oh hey look chat, it's the weed number! 
 baltimore_667083: haha weed number xd
satyropodobny: and they called him  The Puzzlemaster [cue spiderman 3 blacksuit music]
 Bruceski: @beowuuf Worth noting that this wasn't as arbitrary as it may sound, Gillette was known for its manufacturing consistency.
  Juliamon: Windows
 Radjack: Windows noise 
 CaptainSpam: *gasp* The weed number?!?  That's the number of weed!
 beowuuf: @Bruceski cool
 Radjack: I think just trying to make 2014..
MMoritz: Alexa, play 2014 by 64k
 Gekyouryuu: 1302 + 671 + 41?
 Radjack: The final digit needs to be 4 so yeah.. I think that's the only combo
Critterbot: Was tat other door in the gatehouse locked?
 accountmadeforants: Excellen guard dog
 Radjack: A shame that I have to head to bed, I shall look forward to catching the rest of this on the VoD! Best of luck!
satyropodobny: wait is this just Soviet East Germany?
 accountmadeforants: Cosmic value, itty bitty page count
 Gekyouryuu: The content has ~~cosmic~~ cosmetic value
MMoritz: @satyropodobny Switzerland I believe
satyropodobny: @MMoritz were soviet produced cars popular at all in Switzerland?
offbeatwitch: Mr Bob Hamburger, inventor of the hamburger
 Nigouki: Misutaa Bobbu Hanbaagaa
 Gekyouryuu: "EXCUSE ME, sir, my name is ROBERT GROUND BEEF PATTY THE 5TH!"
GedankenPalast_: "Hausmeister" is facility manager
MMoritz: @satyropodobny time is a bit of a thing in this game. but I would say it would be impossible for a trabbie to make it from the DDR to Switzerland
 Nigouki: oh man, imagine making a puzzle game and all the passwords are just known default ones
GedankenPalast_: This game is very intriguing
MMoritz: I do know the feel. this game has a unique two button interface.
Alex_Frostfire: Weirdest cool S I've ever seen.
 voren_chalco: Defaced by the ghost of Harry Houdini
Ujai321: this game seems rad, which, sadly, means i need to stop watching and play it myself
  Juliamon: I think I got this one
 accountmadeforants: Personality type: Dumb-dumb
YeomanAres: Are they flipped
 SirMorek: i think i got this too
 AnjaZeta: You get more information later that helps with this puzzle
 Gekyouryuu: Is 210 degrees past 0 maybe an analog clock reading?
 KaleidoscopeMind: you could math it rather than compass it
omnath_noods: that would be 7 not 730 by my math
 Nigouki: Bro-tractor to the rescue
 emmaInProgress: might be a 24-hour clock,too, since that was mentioned earlier
 TehAmelie: it could also be numbers that read the same upside down
  Juliamon: that's my guess
 SirMorek: rotational symmetry was also my guess
 SirMorek: oh no
YeomanAres: It's not behind the ⬛
collectangels: It's the number of dots above the letters, I think
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MMoritz: oh maybe
 Kramburger:     
 itira:   
 Makrosian_Tay: 
Jturbobanana:    
 GasCityGaming:   
 SirMorek: ook ook
 Nigouki: the big brains arriving for the big brain game
 NimrodXIV: wow, overthinking is awful for this game huh 
Gigantobear: powers of 2
 GasCityGaming: have we tried aftershock? 
MMoritz: that question mark puzzle got me good in my game
 KaleidoscopeMind: theoretically 0, doesn't say you can't walk through walls 
 ghizmou: huh?
 accountmadeforants: I wonder if you're expected to remember the answers or if these are just to distract you
 accountmadeforants: Training also makes sense, yeah
GedankenPalast_: Germanium has atomic number 32
MMoritz: @accountmadeforants they are here for a specific reason, but I won't tell you what it is
Gigantobear: that's just powers of 2
Gigantobear: 1024, 2048, 4096, 8192
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, that one was easy enough to recognize. I didn't even think about the numbers under the symbols having to be the same 
 Angnor33: 32324?
 Cptasparagus: people have 32 teeth normally right
 Angnor33: Sorry, just 32
 accountmadeforants: (Too much time spent looking at powers of 2 things)
 SirMorek: something about wisdom teeth?
 Angnor33: Yes, normally 32 teeth.
 emmaInProgress: XXXII so also 32 in roman numerals
 Nigouki: but why Agatha? just extra info?
Gigantobear: germanium is probably the 32nd element
Skeletonman1100: Agatha's Detective could be POirot
 RonaldMcDownload: Or Marple
Skeletonman1100: Poirot is from Belgium and the country phone code is 32.
 RonaldMcDownload: Tho I guess "he" precludes her
 SirMorek: i should read more of those, murder on the orient express surprised me
Gizmoloid: Yep Belgian code is 32 as well
 SK__Ren: 64?
 SirMorek: oh i see this one
 Nigouki: 64
Skeletonman1100: Yeah that's what I am thinking.
GedankenPalast_: 64 yea
Skeletonman1100: But now where do we put these numbers?
 SirMorek: horizontal split
 SK__Ren: Split the shapes and take the point top and dot bottom
Skeletonman1100: Yeah the top half od the left with bottom of the right.
GedankenPalast_: See the dot and the black triangle?
 SirMorek: top half of left figure, bottom half f right figure
YeomanAres: Triangle on top circle on bottom
 NimrodXIV: ooooh
 accountmadeforants: Ohhh, that's way more clever than what I was overthinking
Spades_Slicc: But Cam we can see the screen 
 RonaldMcDownload: Clock faces
Gizmoloid: good puzzle, makes you go from "wtf am I looking at" to "I'm smart!"
 type_variable: 30
 SK__Ren: oh yeah clock
 SirMorek: it's *a* type of puzzle, for sure, but not my favorite kind
 KaleidoscopeMind: minutes
Skeletonman1100: so 0 30? or 60 30? so 30 or 90
 SirMorek: it's like the span over a clock face
MMoritz: 67
 type_variable: 67
 Angnor33: 67
 NimrodXIV: ok this one is easy
 TehAmelie: i got the same number
 SK__Ren: ooooh
 evil_h2o_elf: ooh hoo hoo I like this one
 KaleidoscopeMind: 100 minus (does math)
 Wolfstrike_NL: 100-22=78
Spades_Slicc: it's the sum of all the non x numbers in that box
  r10pez10: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
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 Getter404: Y minus X, clearly meaning 25 minus 24
collectangels: It's always next odd number
 artemixia22: 25
 Veste: looks like perfect squares
Invitare: surely that's two numbers
 KaleidoscopeMind: squares
 RonaldMcDownload: Last number plus the next pr
 KaleidoscopeMind: 1 4 9
collectangels: or squares, yeah 
 Angnor33: 25
 beowuuf: 25
 Gekyouryuu: 25
 Veste: 1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100
 RonaldMcDownload: Or squares, yeah
 RonaldMcDownload: Nvm
Spades_Slicc: 5?
 SK__Ren: I've found several
collectangels: I can see 5s, 3s and 4s
 TehAmelie: i can see some ones
 beowuuf: the dimensions of the monolith in the first ten dimensions
Invitare: I can see one
 SK__Ren: 2, 5, 4, 3
omnath_noods: now find the hidden swastika
 accountmadeforants: I see a 3, a sideways 50
Spades_Slicc: w
 KaleidoscopeMind: lots of 3, 4, 7...
 SirMorek: i see lots of numbers, so that's a problem
Invitare: maybe those aren't hidden enough
 Wolfstrike_NL: also some 1's
 RonaldMcDownload: So the answer to the riddle is "yes"
Spades_Slicc: Let's assume the number has to be oriented correctly
 Angnor33: The answer is "No", at least for me.
 Marvoleath: I assume without any operation and when looked straight forward onto the puzzle, so 3
uneactrice: Is it spelled out in the text?
 Nigouki: does this scan as a QR code?
 TehAmelie: i bet it's adding up the number of corners or something irritating
Gizmoloid: gah, the more you look the more numbers you see
collectangels: 3 is the only "correct" one?
kimmibeans: I'm assuming real numbers, because I see an i or two
 accountmadeforants: I see an !, it might be a factorial! 
 TheAwkes: You can do that one with a die in your hand.
Spades_Slicc: x /= 2
GedankenPalast_: Just get a die 
 Gekyouryuu: 8
 Marvoleath: 2+1+5
 Gekyouryuu: 2 + 1 + 5
Spades_Slicc: 2 is opposite 4
Spades_Slicc: x is not 2
collectangels: Z = 5
collectangels: so 8
Spades_Slicc: no wait
 Angnor33: 2,1,5
 Angnor33: 8
Spades_Slicc: I forgor how dice work
Spades_Slicc: you rite
The_MadChatter: is x not the same as y?
collectangels: so far, they are gaming dice
 Marvoleath: modern standard dice have pairing adding to 7 on opposite sides
 Getter404: Are these the kind of dice that would end up in a toilet after a particularly good match
itookthisnamenotyou: Hello!
 Marvoleath: but also, the pattern is displayed in the puzzle, if you assume they all follow the same pattern
 SK__Ren: 24?
 schordash: remember, be less clever \o\
 Getter404: You have 6 fewer coins after I take your hat off since your hands are full
 Marvoleath: "What size are my shoes?"
 Wolfstrike_NL: 24 yea, 25% hidden in hat
Invitare: there may be better sources of coins, but they don't have *this* hat
The_MadChatter: 24 no? 1/2 in left hand, 1/4th in right, the rest 1/4 in hat, so 6 is 1/4th?
Spades_Slicc: hat + right hand equals left hand, hat = right hand, 6 + 6 + 12
 SirMorek: hm, this doesn't feel like enough information
Skeletonman1100: Yes but you have 24 in the left, 12 in the right and 6 on top so 42 total coins
kimmibeans: If it makes you feel better, I'm a scientist that teaches college science and I am also confused
Skeletonman1100: Sorry I miss counted somewhere.
Ned_Flandalorian: is this angles? L = 90?
nciphr: Such a great game!!
 Wolfstrike_NL: 50% in 1 hand, 25% in other hand, 6 coint in hat (which adds to 100%)
The_MadChatter: @Ned_Flandalorian Ah true!
 Angnor33: Oooh. Angles
 type_variable: v is 45 and l is 90
kimmibeans: Angles makes sense
 Marvoleath: minutes again?
 SirMorek: lot of love for clock faces
collectangels: 1815
 Marvoleath: 1815
 Marvoleath: alphabet position perhaps
collectangels: It's the number in the alphabet
 accountmadeforants: Presumably just number of the letter in the alphabet
collectangels: 74 fits
 SirMorek: 74 works for me
 BusTed: ggs
kimmibeans: I just see DNA gels, so I'm like "where's the ladder???"
The_MadChatter: How does this one work chat? I can't figure out even after you say 74
 Wolfstrike_NL: digital numers, all vertical lines are hidden behind black bars
 Marvoleath: @The_MadChatter use digital representation of number (like in a calculator) and see how much is obscured by the "jail"
 Wolfstrike_NL: numbers*
 accountmadeforants: I wonder when Professor Layton drops by
The_MadChatter: Aah makes sense, thanks!
 JadedCynic: @Marvoleath ahhhh, my dyslexia kept me from making that connection;  thanks!
 LordZarano: Repeated vowel sounds is assonance, and is my favourite type of rhyme-like thing
Spades_Slicc: I watched Nosferatu '25 earlier and for fun I also watched Nosferatu '22 right beforehand and the costume design dedication to recreating some of the original character looks is fascinating
 IbunWest: lorelei 
 Marvoleath: how are those puzzle accessed in the game btw? Since no input is required, I imagine they are not part of the gameplay / story
 schordash: o/
Spades_Slicc: wait was that not the game?
Spades_Slicc: I got here late
Skeletonman1100: I figure we will type the numbers into something else.
nciphr: This game was a blast but you'll get nothing out of me 
 Marvoleath: Ah, that's cool
 Wolfstrike_NL: FACTS!
nciphr: Signature look of superiority
 TehAmelie: IS there a 12-hour system if it has to be doubled up in AM and PM?
 Gekyouryuu: Maybe they're years AND times?
nciphr: Time is an illusion and therefore subject to your will
Invitare: base 60? But there aren't enough letters D:
 Wolfstrike_NL: (nice)
collectangels: oh wait, is there a roman number in the labyrinth one?
 BusTed: 
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 Marvoleath: And chat, this is why 69 is a nice number, and that's the only reason
 IbunWest: 619
 schordash: 
GedankenPalast_: L
 rentar42: i see a 3
Spades_Slicc: I see an I
 Luminaire_p: 
  Juliamon: if two human centipedes 69 is it an ouroboros
irenrose: Was there a puzzle in swedish there?
collectangels: Doesn't seem like it
  Juliamon: I'm sorry
 Getter404: Wouldn't that just be The Traditional Configuration with two body pillows in the middle as a buffer?
Spades_Slicc: is the hidden number 10?
 LilyOfTheVeil666: @ibunwest Booyaka Booyaka
Spades_Slicc: I guess I've been kissing wrong
nciphr: Ass to ass
collectangels: Now I have to get that image with the tubes out of my head
Invitare: the problem here is your choices are like just M and I
collectangels: Thanks cameron
Natural_Ones_Only: Human Centipede?
Invitare: and L
 Luminaire_p: that way we'll save on the catering bill
 Gekyouryuu: Humans are meat donuts
 Gekyouryuu: I took Latin for 4 years in high school, so this is fun
Spades_Slicc: Pronounce latin like Italian
 Marvoleath: It depends which time period you are aiming for
 BusTed: 🤌
Invitare: Team Zeta!
 rentar42: It's only racist if it's from the racista area of italy, otherwise it's just sparkling bias
 Gekyouryuu: Only note for Latin pronunciation: V is like W
collectangels: If you pronounce latin like italian you actually speak an old italian dialect.^^
 beowuuf: as long as you say 'mario' at the end, it's fine and just nintendo parody
 Gekyouryuu: So Cave is Caway
 Wolfstrike_NL: And it's not Italian if you don't do the hand/finger like a pizza baker
Spades_Slicc: @Gekyouryuu Vesuvius UVU
Natural_Ones_Only: IA-CAMERON!
Invitare: @collectangels But... is not Latin is an old Italian dialect?
collectangels: It is
  Juliamon: oh, is it a moon?
 KaleidoscopeMind: yeah lunar phases
Spades_Slicc: Quick Cameron choose your Auspice!!
 Marvoleath: 
 ZombieHendrix: you have to think like a moon
 Marvoleath: it could also be time of the day?
 Wolfstrike_NL: @ZombieHendrix Never show our dark side?
 KV1NN4: this reminds me of Fatal Frame
Invitare: more money more problems
 schordash:  💵💸
Spades_Slicc: "Something blocks the way" it's called a wall
Spades_Slicc: I think you'd like the Werewolf the Apocalypse vis novel
 Marvoleath: @Spades_Slicc heart of the forest, or are you writing about another one?
Spades_Slicc: Book of Hungry Names
 Wolfstrike_NL: 609   
Spades_Slicc: I can't get Heart of the Forest to work anymore, I played for like 5 minutes and now whenever I boot it up my monitors go black, the pc goes unresponsive, and all the fans rev all the way up
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Spades_Slicc: Amogus
Invitare: the number in the maze puzzle?
 IbunWest: 
 Gekyouryuu: are these shapes hints for the hidden number puzzle?
Natural_Ones_Only: Did we try book 1847?
 Marvoleath: pondering that orb
collectangels: Does the existence of a library imply the existence of a truthberry?
 BusTed: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: please be a sequence
 schordash: 
 accountmadeforants: See, reading does pay!
collectangels: A whole dollar, woohoo
An_Owl_At_What: Maybe 1881?
Spades_Slicc: Was it a dollar from that year?
 SirMorek: can we get to the shelves on the other side, or is that locked to us?
 Marvoleath: the other side of the gallery?
 Wolfstrike_NL: gacha!
 Getter404: It's Pikachu!
 schordash: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: jigglypuff from above!
Natural_Ones_Only: It might just be an extra collectibles thing
 accountmadeforants: Oh, from Sayonara Wild Hearts probably?
 schordash: 
 Getter404: Okay, now to use this plastic sword toy as a rudimentary lockpick
 Marvoleath: how many dollarydoos do we posses?
 Getter404: @Marvoleath Started with 6
 Wolfstrike_NL: 0 soon ^^
 SirMorek: imagine if instead of being from previous games, they were from future games
 Getter404: Hey. Listen.
 CaptainSpam: Ah, Navi.  Good, that'll sort things out.
 Gekyouryuu: ok, but are they going to be delightfully twisted and give you duplicates?
 accountmadeforants: Wake up, and smell the ashes
Krektogar: So, when Do we start getting multiples?
 PMAvers: "The Americans, you know, they are messy eaters, and they invited me to burgers."
 schordash: my brain: ask about the blood 👀
Invitare: Sonic?
 schordash: 👈
 CaptainSpam: Raindrops keep falling on my head(gehog).
 Marvoleath: 1963 - room number of the ketchup gut
 Marvoleath: guy*
MMoritz: I think it's interesting that when you find a document it says "memory recovered"
 schordash: 
 SirMorek: pettable dog, outstanding
 Marvoleath: goty
MMoritz: I believe there is an achievement for petting the dog, but I have not gotten it yet. must pet dog more to confirm hypothesis
 schordash: is there 6 coins in that hat? 👀
Skeletonman1100: That lock was SC Bolt, the author of the puzzle book. So maybe puzzle 16 has the number for that lock?
Natural_Ones_Only: There's an american dollar under the bottom left statue
MMoritz: I didn't want to say anything but the forward of the book does underline "shortcut"
 Wolfstrike_NL: 24
 SirMorek: this was 24
ZuNy77: man this games art style is so weird i kinda love it
 accountmadeforants: Big fan of the old hard drive noises
 Wolfstrike_NL: just 14 more hours to go at this pace
 SK__Ren: The head motor and modem dial tones are peak
 accountmadeforants: I think we all had a friend's parents' computer we played games on 
 Cptasparagus: hotel last year
 Cptasparagus: huh
 Cptasparagus: yeah thats what it means in german
 schordash: 
 Cptasparagus: the dog looks friendly it might have a dollar
Natural_Ones_Only: *right
Natural_Ones_Only: Sry
Natural_Ones_Only: The one you just got
 Wolfstrike_NL: (no clue,  but we're about on 2h stream uptime, and 1/8 (12.5% of the way through), But we did solve alot of puzzles so that will surely speed things up(?)
 accountmadeforants: The instruction manual said it let you sprint
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Natural_Ones_Only: We never got our room key
MMoritz: that's a device 6 reference
 KaleidoscopeMind: 3 bears! almost forebears
 Wolfstrike_NL: a family of bears, surely thats a need for speed reference, right?
 Marvoleath: "how long to beat" states 16-20 hours, 24 for completionist
MMoritz: @wolfstrike_nl nah, it's Device 6
MMoritz: they're all simogo game references
 Wolfstrike_NL: @MMoritz but..family!
MMoritz: wasn't he in 1963?
 Wolfstrike_NL: wait...fast to furious...not need for speed
 KaleidoscopeMind: didnt the letter say last year tho
 KaleidoscopeMind: or was that last letter
MMoritz: so... 1962?
MMoritz: it is one of the songs of all time
 empyreon: occupado?
 Cptasparagus: Schoner Tag is like...  More Beautiful Day
Natural_Ones_Only: A film by Renzo NERO
 Wolfstrike_NL: we saw this poster near a 4 digit lock
 KaleidoscopeMind: Renzo was one of those words from the puzzle book right? With the number = letter cypher
 accountmadeforants: Renzo was also the one who sent us the letter
 SK__Ren: Also 1954, was that one of the dates on the puzzles
 accountmadeforants: THREE HOURS?
 Gaelan_Maestro: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Rinaldo sucks
 30teracyte: 'interactive horror'
 Gaelan_Maestro: oh HELL NO
 KaleidoscopeMind: a 3h15min cat video!
 CaptainSpam: Jesus CHRIST Rinaldo.
Natural_Ones_Only: Go with me on this journey. Lorenzo...Renzo
MMoritz: @natural_ones_only and lorelei?
 LostThePirate: I fundamentally disagree, lol...
 xantos69: Yea. Art doesn't exist without a viewer
 wordnerdify: Howdy Cam, howdy chat. Hope all are well
 kireawolf: I like how the poster start out like "I'd watch that" and end with "WTF!"
 30teracyte: this guy jump scares me every time
 CaptainSpam: "Then have ALL THE PUZZLES IN THE WORLD!  Ah ha ha ha ha!"
Natural_Ones_Only: That maze on 1847 looks like the maze in the room with the old lady
 KaleidoscopeMind: granted many mazes look similar
 Bruceski: You are in a maze of mazes, all alike.
TheShinyOne: personally I think the door is pretty amazeing
 NevermorePainting: maze on door: funniest way to mishear raison d'être
 Cptasparagus: forest
 LostThePirate: Black Forest
irenrose: Forest
 Marvoleath: himmelskorper = celestial / heavenly body / object
MMoritz: himmelskörper... sky... corpse?
GedankenPalast_: ^
MMoritz: mein Deustch  is sehr schlecht
 TehAmelie: i understood that reference
irenrose: It was the symbols for the heavenly bodies of jupiter, moon, sun, etc
 30teracyte: yes
MMoritz: yes 1847
MMoritz: again
 Bruceski: New rule, games are not allowed to groan ominously if that doesn't indicate a correct code
Ned_Flandalorian: oh, SC = shortcut
Skeletonman1100: THe dot dot dot at teh end? so 44?
Ned_Flandalorian: 44
Skeletonman1100: Cause the 1847 clue on that page, has 5 dots above letters, but then 2 more in teh ! and ?
irenrose: Phonetic swedish it was methinks
TheShinyOne: I'm worried about who sprinkled all the singles about
MMoritz: fun fact. the SC door puzzles are randomised
Natural_Ones_Only: Do a James!
 xantos69: Who do you think you are?  James?
MMoritz: talking simulator with James turner
 KaleidoscopeMind: a... sprained ankle
Natural_Ones_Only: That sledgehammer was covered in blood
 accountmadeforants: Our knees!
 Wolfstrike_NL: our legs are intact?!?
 Marvoleath: hey, you found a Jesus, there was a guy asking about it at my door recently
GedankenPalast_: @Marvoleath Someone was looking for their Jesus?
 Marvoleath: OK, so Nero Y, Nero Z, have we seen Nero X already?
 KaleidoscopeMind: kitty poster
TheShinyOne: Imagine being so messed up that you have your own in-house confessional booth and live-in priest
 Wolfstrike_NL: agree on 6252
Skeletonman1100: very
 accountmadeforants: Reasonable as anything
MMoritz: the logic is sound
 SirMorek: that seems like what we're doing here in this game
 Marvoleath: ab imo pectore = from the bottom of ones heart / chest
TheShinyOne: The safe lock looks like a pokeball
GedankenPalast_: Or the death star
MMoritz: you got that way quicker than I did
Natural_Ones_Only: But upside down?
 Marvoleath: 0261
 Marvoleath: ?
Ned_Flandalorian: no, 5
 Marvoleath: ah, derp
 Marvoleath: 0561 yea
 Wolfstrike_NL: the clock in the hallway?  18:47?
 Wolfstrike_NL: or..this once
GedankenPalast_: Seems like it
 Marvoleath: hour hand is shorter
 KaleidoscopeMind: hour hand is usually small right
 Bruceski: Oh that sound takes me back
 Wolfstrike_NL: Desertbus?!
MMoritz: you were talking about old sierra games???
 Marvoleath: morse?
odddirective: 162?
GedankenPalast_: Is that morse?
 Marvoleath: or just numbers
GedankenPalast_: or numbers
 Bruceski: 162
MMoritz: oh gods... that is the message tone from Device 6
TheAinMAP: 
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Ah yes, the ancient E(strogen)
MMoritz: man, now I want to play jalopy again
MMoritz: DeutscheMark
 Marvoleath: Deutsche Mark
GedankenPalast_: D-Mark was "Deutsche Mark"
Skeletonman1100: 47 97 28
 Nigouki: read me the obscenities game
 CaptainSpam: Good ol' pull-chain toilets.  Useful for pretending to summon Lurch.
 Marvoleath: are they obscenities and poetry at the same time, or separate?
 Wolfstrike_NL: E R on tapes numbers?....
kimmibeans: We have not located 1 and 2 yet, correct?
 Orlantia: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: We're so rich!
 kireawolf: 4 horsemen?
GedankenPalast_: Mh, the 4 riders
 SirMorek: did we notice the key on the chandalier before?
 Marvoleath: hors 
 SirMorek: outside the chapel
 SirMorek: upper right
 silenceaux: Ah, on the screen near the bottom of the stairs, on a secondary chandelier.
GedankenPalast_: oh yea
GedankenPalast_: I saw the key
 SirMorek: it's hardly a point and click game though, so that's weird
 Marvoleath: Fames, Mors, Pestilentia, Bellum
kimmibeans: You could say they have... laser eyes
 Wolfstrike_NL: yikes
 silenceaux: Wuh oh.
 CaptainSpam: Uh oh.
GedankenPalast_: Uh oh
 LilyOfTheVeil666: Uuuuh
 30teracyte: Truly a devious puzzle
 Nigouki: oof, RIP Beej's anime torrents
MMoritz: it took me like.... 3 or 4 hours to notice that key.
 OminouslyOminous: Ominous
 CaptainSpam: Welp, thanks for watching, local recording folk!  See you next time!
 LostThePirate: Welp, guess Heather will have to rip the VoD from Twitch 
Skeletonman1100: 1959 + 1948
 KaleidoscopeMind: sorry heather
Astramentha:   
 SirMorek: lol
 KaleidoscopeMind: wut
 BusTed: 
 SirMorek: rude video game
Spades_Slicc: That's the number labyrinth
 Chronomos901: tetris at home
 30teracyte: This one took me foreeeeeever
Veggie_Sweats: I felt that F bomb in my bones LOL
 Orlantia: tetris for gamers
 ztghostie: why does the dial look like a pokeball
 Wolfstrike_NL: Yea....
 Nigouki: brain off of cliff
 silenceaux: I take it nothing happens when you click on shapes?
irenrose: The blocks are dif sizes
 Orlantia: gotta use your laser eyes
 TheAwkes: Numbers of pixels.
 OminouslyOminous: I got distracted by the puzzle and lost my Balatro run by 116 chips
 SirMorek: oh do they encode the size of block as value?
MMoritz: i can usually manage about 90 minutes in this game before my brain melts, so you're doing better than I
 Decaped: H Y
Astramentha: @
 Gaelan_Maestro: awesome
 Nigouki: well fuk
 CaptainSpam: yooooooooo
 Orlantia: noice
 Wolfstrike_NL: smartest man alive
GedankenPalast_: 
 LilyOfTheVeil666:   
 Mai_Andra: actively gaming
 silenceaux: Ah. . .
irenrose: I bolted up to write that hint
 Orlantia: it's almost like cameron is smart or somthing
 SirMorek: the emotional loop between "fuck you game" to "i'm an idiot" to "oh i'm gaming"
 Bruceski: Honestly, "fuck you" --> "oh, I think it's this" is kinda my ideal puzzle difficulty
Astramentha: love lamp
 Marvoleath: the computer in the game runs real-life computing and uses real electricity to do so
 ThorSokar:  I wonder how many people who play this game have no idea what a floppy evenis   (just gonna fade in to dust over here)
 Wolfstrike_NL: @ThorSokar it's a 3d printed save icon, we went over this
 ThorSokar: ugggh
 TheAwkes: "the mother goose of all birds" sure is a thing you can call your endeavour.
 SirMorek: if you're going to have a tarot deck, you should have a nice one
 Nigouki: now I want some foil Clow Cards
irenrose: Full bleed foil tarot dexk sounds deece
 Cptasparagus: thats german XD
GedankenPalast_: Locked memmories
 Cptasparagus: schloss is castle
 kireawolf: Chat says Cameron is really smart and in order to prove chat wrong Cameron says a really intelligent sounding thing.
 Orlantia: isnt that german?
GedankenPalast_: That is German yea
MMoritz: MEMORY RECOVERED omg
 ThorSokar: Pretty sure that's German
MMoritz: he's Canadian, he knows french
 Orlantia: good point, you are a canadian, i should trust your judgement
 Cptasparagus: I didnt take four years of german in high school to be told what is and isnt german
  gualdhar: @Cptasparagus then don't be wrong *shrugs*
 SK__Ren: @Cptasparagus Now can you repeat that in German?
kimmibeans: My German Shepherd disapproves of you attributing his language to the French
 Nigouki: was that Jeopardy But With Gun?
 Cptasparagus: @SK__Ren nein
 Decaped: An American Dollar in Germany.
 ThorSokar: Russian Jeopardy
Veggie_Sweats: oh you mean Gunpardy?
 Orlantia: i love how international this game is. american dollar, eastern french language
TheShinyOne: jeopardy would be more accurate if the contestant's lives were at stake
 TheAwkes: Is the plug being visible conspicuous to anyome else?
 SirMorek: we didn't interact with the content of the tv channels
GedankenPalast_: unplug tv
MMoritz: @orlantia and the finest car invented, the trabant
 Wolfstrike_NL: I_ER...
 Nigouki: toy gun? boooooooo
kimmibeans: Does anybody else see numbers in the scene? Like, the different objects making shapes that look like numbers
kimmibeans: Maybe I'm just overthinking it
 emmaInProgress: that poster looks like numbers
 Nigouki: painting remaps
 SirMorek: oh, the picture is jumbled
 Marvoleath: the numbers on the painting
 Marvoleath: are different order, yea
GedankenPalast_: The pic is the number pad
 ThorSokar: look, with your special eyes!
 TheAwkes: I was wondering if it was a 123 keypad or a 789 keypad.
kimmibeans: 8 is in the top right corner
 Orlantia: that was a difficult font
 Nigouki: thoughts: "Neat"
 Orlantia: very cool aesthetic
 SirMorek: well, wait, this is sorta structural bullshit, but the good kind?
Skeletonman1100: Added to Steam wish list.
 GapFiller: morty
GedankenPalast_: VERY intriguing, tickles brain
Skeletonman1100: Very good puzzles.
 KaleidoscopeMind: clever, not smart
MMoritz: simogo are very good with puzzle design
 Mai_Andra: "this is bullshit" <5 minutes later> "I like how low-bullshit this is..."
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 BusTed: best to ever do it
  Juliamon: I get modern-Myst vibes from it
 ThorSokar: that's what a good puzzle game should do
 KaleidoscopeMind: have a sticker!
 Mai_Andra: Smartest man alive.  Never didn't have it. 
 Marvoleath: slap, slap, head pat
MMoritz: @juliamon with all of mysts BS. And I say that as a myst fan
 OminouslyOminous: Oh. I miss that.
GedankenPalast_: Ô.o What schools did you go to?
 ThorSokar: "but today we're doing math in base-8, so you're wrong"
Squallloir: i have trouble watching puzzle games cuz I just wanna try the puzzles myself when the streamer fails a few times
MMoritz: @squallloir mood
 SirMorek: so what about the laser eyes?
Squallloir: or they like forget a mechanic exists because they looked at chat for the scene it was introduced
 Decaped: puzzle games suffer as performative, as noted by Cameron saying he feels dumb
GedankenPalast_: @KeytarCat Big mood
 HortonFearsACoup: *Grabs two neurons*
 HortonFearsACoup: Now kiss
 ThorSokar: haha
 Marvoleath: SC Bolt, Short-cut bolt (lock), which is a bit on the nose
 SirMorek: look, i've got exactly two brain cells, one in each hand
 Marvoleath: but yea, good hint
Squallloir: however your game commentary was great to have on while I made fried rice for the first time successfully
 Gekyouryuu: more like neur-offs
MMoritz: shortcut is even underlined on the first pages XD
pandt: I played through the game and never noticed that, I just saw there were numbers on the bolts and numbers in the book so I tried it
GedankenPalast_: @Squallloir   Well done, enjoy
kimmibeans: I enjoyed watching you while I avoided real work
 ThorSokar: hahaha
 30teracyte: The shortcuts are also not necessary for progression, its just to get around easier
MMoritz: XDDDDD
 Andymonium: he's got us, that's what we sound like
 KaleidoscopeMind: i have 200+ eyes
 ThorSokar: something something reading comprehension
 HortonFearsACoup: Mods, take his neurons
  Juliamon: but I am le tired
Squallloir: wah wah I'm chat, no one is experiencing the true reality except me
 Wolfstrike_NL: Cam, how much did you use the pen and paper  ?
 TheAwkes: There are 200+ of us to notice single details, and only one of you.
 Mai_Andra: i just spent a lot of time on uhs-hints back in the day...
 Gekyouryuu: @ThorSokar how dare you say we piss on the poor
Astramentha: Chat, he Mary’d us
 ThorSokar: well, then have a nap, and then fire ze missles!
Boiler_bot: "Bake him away, toys."
MMoritz: thank you for a wonderful stream, Cameron. I loved it
  gualdhar: oh no
 Marvoleath: everyone know that cameras devour a lot of your capability to pay attention to things, that's how they work
Squallloir: hard drive is haunted
  gualdhar: but what about the Nope boys
 OminouslyOminous: thanks for stream
 Decaped: there is a good discussion to be had about how people who don't like puzzles end up playing puzzle games
 empyreon:   
 GapFiller: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Hollowbody) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (35m from now).
 Ashmantle: 
Boiler_bot: Thanks Cam!
 Andymonium: thanks for an excellent stream :3
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 Orxolon:  
  gualdhar: Nope Boys, featuring Nope Hard Drive
 GapFiller: thanks for streming Cam  
 Nigouki: the frogless zone
 SirMorek: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ApatheticPrettiestLarkANELE-Rx-uCdO3wslA7nhO thanks cam 
 CaptainSpam: Well, good thing we don't have another stream coming up in... 35 minutes?!?  Oh no! *slapstick farce ensues*
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Hollowbody) at Tue 05:00 PM PST (35m from now).
 TheWriterAleph: bodies is tubes
 Marvoleath: !schedule
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Invitare: hollow bones lets you fly
 KV1NN4: Mine normally isn't but my new medication has been doing a number.......
 KV1NN4: guess which one
 OminouslyOminous: We are rigatoni
 Cptasparagus: duskmorn quick draft
 Marvoleath: Not Innistrad remastered 
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GorgeousSincereFennelWutFace--sYI4I73acqwX9C5
Invitare: but shrimp aren't bread
 KaleidoscopeMind: like shrimp colors
 ThorSokar: that sounds... not good
GedankenPalast_: Toast out of shrimps?
 Mai_Andra: "magic-magic MAGIC magic."
Ned_Flandalorian: which will happen first: the nope boys start the game or the HDD gets full
 OminouslyOminous: is this the shrimp paste wet from DB?
 Andymonium: yessss
 Orxolon: yeeessssss
 ThorSokar: oh wow
GedankenPalast_: Uhhh, yea
  gualdhar: oh that's sweet
  Juliamon: but not, because they finished
 ghizmou: goodbye volcano high (last tour)
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 Marvoleath: !prime
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 xantos69: 50 bits
TheAinMAP: 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 Ashmantle: 
 SirMorek: 
kimmibeans: Bye!
GedankenPalast_: 
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 CaptainSpam: Heather!  Get the plunger!  Cam's filled the computer!
 Marvoleath: just need some floppy disks for the further recordings
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