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ButButTheJesus: is it the spoopin time?
TheWriterAleph: discordant lol
ghyllnox: Is [Includes Paid Promotion] showing for anyone else?
lamina5432: eveing'
JoTyler: le poopening
Orlantia: Get spooped
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GedankenPalast_: I'm here. Sleeving a deck.
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wood night shift Let’s Nope
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Diabore: we have finally achieved a hollowbody
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Makrosian_Tay: Hollow? ZZZ mentioned??
BusTed: surely it should have been 'anybody'
RatherLargeToad: 🎵Hollow! Is it me you’re looking for?🎵
Seth_Erickson:
@makrosian_tay surely you mean Dark Souls mentioned
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Bruceski: Aint no hollow back girl, no I aint no hollow back girl.
ThorSokar:
Makrosian_Tay:
YawnLance: Nooo
SnackPak_: nooooo
brushfire44:
ButButTheJesus: noooo
BusTed: canceled
saucemaster5000: y'all putting the poo in spoopifer
Makrosian_Tay:
MilkInBags: spoopifer believes in the natural role of provider
InconsiderateHat: Was it Kathleen doing that voice?
YawnLance:
Not Spoopifer
rosesmcgee: Spoopifer cancelled
Mr_Horrible: oh dear, I get in here and Adam is already causing trouble
SnackPak_: time to cancel Spoopifer
matthaus_c: the boys are back in town
gibbousm: getting bodies?
MilkInBags: that's also what i heard adam
Makrosian_Tay: I heard it too Adam
MAPBoardgames: Dr. LRR
saucemaster5000: HE'S NOT????
Seth_Erickson: You did say I'm not a doctor
MungoDude: I'm also not a doctor
Mr_Horrible: he has to affirm it to himself once every day
Diabore: the doctor discovered ben has a hollow body, so here we are
ButButTheJesus: yes he did say that
Nigouki: but do get your prostate checked out just in case
Bruceski: Doctor Spoops: not a real doctor
teeyeezey: DR LIGMA
raulghoulia: I also heard him say I'm not a doctor
brushfire44: Doctors hate him
betweenmyself: Four out of five doctors agree… “Ben’s not here”.
CaptainSpam: Ben's not a doctor, but he plays one on the internets. On the INTERNETS, people.
MungoDude: Dear Doctors LRR, are you real doctors?
BusTed: haha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam doing the microphone adjust
Mr_Horrible: "I tire of this cookie"
saucemaster5000: Hell yeah pop off queen
Mr_Horrible: I'll take 2 of each
BlackIsis: wow, rude
Makrosian_Tay: first mistake
jacobc131: The planets have aligned to watch the show live! I can be called a dumbass in person! What a glorious day
BlackIsis: wait, waht
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SnackPak_: baller
MilkInBags: time to cancel nicole
MAPBoardgames: Cookie! NOO!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude
MWGNZ: ben is nta here
circusofkirkus: sounds like Ben was in the wrong
Mr_Horrible: sorry Ben, within the context of this story, she was right to not grab that cookie
saucemaster5000: you know what of the three of them adam is right
RatherLargeToad: there’s always room for jello
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Fanklok: Only 7?
xantos69: Divorce
Makrosian_Tay: OMG
MrSarkhan:
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
empyreon:
matthaus_c: Nicole is so right
GedankenPalast_: wow
SnackPak_: art
YawnLance: Nicole gets it
Mr_Horrible: I mean that's just you knowing what you got yourself into
MilkInBags: I would dump her ass immediately (no)
Makrosian_Tay:
ButButTheJesus: I'm not sure how but Nicole is still right
Makrosian_Tay: Very good Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig:
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matthaus_c: Nicole has comedy on their side
JohnLockeCole: Monhun!
Fanklok: Hey can we get rid of Ben and get Nicole on the stream
Mr_Horrible: we need to return to bulky
SmithKurosaki: Dual blades!
MilkInBags: nuh huh
BusTed: damn
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro
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YawnLance: Heck yeah Nicole
SnackPak_: rip
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ButButTheJesus: hm
InconsiderateHat: NICOLE WHY
saucemaster5000: this is usual partner stuff honestly
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kimmibeans: Ben, it's a girl thing. I've definitely done that with my partner, lol
BusTed: gremlins feeding off each other's energy
Mr_Horrible: Ben you realize, when Adam finally watches Castelvania you're gonna make that face so hard you'll die
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Thefluffiestguineapig:
Thefluffiestguineapig: that’s amazing
Makrosian_Tay: Nicole over here trollmaxxing
SeaDiegoFC: Nicole and Adam are going to watch Castlevania together
rosesmcgee: Nicole and Adam were watching Castlevania together too
matthaus_c: trollpilled, prankmaxxing
kimmibeans: Not the cookie thing. The game thing. The cookie thing is a crime
Makrosian_Tay: @seadiegofc Ben might actually explode
YawnLance: @SeaDiegoFC And never tell Ben
rosesmcgee: @SeaDiegoFC One brain cell
MilkInBags: spookier than the deep ocean?
YawnLance: !cw
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MungoDude: please give me a cookie (so I can have just one little bite of it)
BlackIsis: It won't have the existential dread of Subnautica
Thefluffiestguineapig: the moment when you are glad a friend is there so you can prove someone said/asked for something f
Mr_Horrible: I have probably not played enough of this to avoid spoilers from this stream yet
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MilkInBags: mods don't work a day in their life
couchboyj: Mental health issues may be presented poorly
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that’s a very good new chat command
Mr_Horrible: but I'm here because I love you boys
MWGNZ:
ButButTheJesus: DO IT ADAM
Kramburger: Adam. ADAM.
JoTyler: ben will dump you both
Kramburger: DO IT
MilkInBags: Ben I have grave news for you
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now he’s tempted
SnackPak_: it'd be funny tho
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ThorSokar: OH we got him on the HOOK now
BusTed: I can see the gears turning
MacbethSeemsSus: Spite's powerful though
Fanklok: Ben will divorce both of you
MilkInBags:
ButButTheJesus: for teh lulz
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couchboyj: Did ya'll here they are working on a pilot for a Holes TV series?
Mr_Horrible: and then Ben just tosses your body into the sea
PMAvers: And then Ben gets to push the button to send him into the incinerator
Seth_Erickson: He can't watch Castlevania Ben he has new Solo Leveling to watch
Mr_Horrible: "Can't believe I'm leaving this mortal coil while watching mid"
empyreon: YESSSS
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam would do that just to spite Ben 🤣
MirrorDisco: creature commandos is so fun!
file_maker: life is mid
BusTed: what about king shark
empyreon: It DOES have GI Robot
matthaus_c: no one should be able to own Jeff
itira: evening gamers
Mr_Horrible: wait, there's another glowy skeleton guy?
MirrorDisco: Yes! it’s great!
Makrosian_Tay: Real
Mr_Horrible: I just know Blight from Batman Beyond
GedankenPalast_: I can respect that
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thars a very good thing to be all about TBH
Mr_Horrible: oh, powerful choice
MirrorDisco: A cute fish lady ♥️
Inquisitor_Xian: Man, Gogol Bordello was one of the most fun concerts i've ever been to
MilkInBags: secret leveeeeeeeeeeeel
Inquisitor_Xian: honestly makes me wanna watch that show more
betweenmyself:
Speakin of spoopy, I gotta report for Jury Duty tomorrow
rosesmcgee: Secret Level is goated
Thefluffiestguineapig: he is kind of like “I like shooting Nazis and telling stories about shooting Nazis”
Dog_of_Myth: Love the 40K episode
7gorobei: solo leveling S2 has started Adam
MilkInBags: on the list (the list is 2 years long)
itira: i only watched the warhammer episode and it was fine
Seth_Erickson: It's by the people who made Love Death and Robots
MirrorDisco: Secret Level is so good!
Mr_Horrible: "Did you ever watch Love Death And Robots? This is like that, but worse."
tehfewl: i follow one of the artists on twitter who worked on it.
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is super cool
BlackIsis: they've got a Pac Man episode
Kramburger: Cyped for the Concord episode?
MilkInBags: so it's love death and robots but known IP?
BlackIsis: which is...different
GedankenPalast_: solo leveling... I was screaming at the screen for him to skill int
Makrosian_Tay: PAC Man tho
MirrorDisco: The 40k episode is fantastic
MungoDude: exactly MilkInBags
Seth_Erickson: I need to watch it myself still.
Mr_Horrible: it's called a Vignette Show, people
matthaus_c: this is MY fault?
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Mr_Horrible: most things are @matthaus_c
Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c Of course
Mr_Horrible: but that's honestly impressive
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible if Ben is to be believed
YawnLance: @matthaus_c It often is
matthaus_c: oh my god I'm being bullied
MacbethSeemsSus: I don't have dollarydoos, do you accept cash?
NotCainNorAbel: professional streamer
ThorSokar: I am not in the game of making Heather suspicious of me
MilkInBags: wait you're stuck doing 'this show' because of patreons?
MilkInBags: i can deal with them
tr3ewitch88: @lrrbot thank you for everything ❤️
StronkChonkler: Being an Aussie, I have dollarydoos
jessicaengle: Hello
Mr_Horrible: then I'll just take my Powerful American Dollar and keep it to myself
kimmibeans: How about dollar-bucks?
Mr_Horrible: you ungrateful Canucks
InconsiderateHat: Hey chat, I just remembered I was supposed to do a workout today. is 8pm too late?
Makrosian_Tay: Doge!
Spades_Slicc: Sorry, all my tokens are very fungible
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MAPBoardgames: Prof. Pigglesworth's PiggyPennys?
Mai_Andra: cash isn't worth anything in Canada. must convert to Tim Horton's gift cards
Spades_Slicc: @InconsiderateHat never too late
NotCainNorAbel: @InconsiderateHat It's never too late
Fanklok: Cori said having problems with the mic stands is a skill issue not a problem with the stands themselves
Mr_Horrible: I played the demo last year, I've played like the first 90 minutes so far
Mr_Horrible: so far p solid
kimmibeans: @InconsiderateHat I've definitely done workours at like 11:00, so no, it's never too late
GedankenPalast_: @InconsiderateHat Never too late. At least do the warm up. And then you can deceide.
MilkInBags: yeah but mr horrible loves signalis
Mr_Horrible: Camera's a bit goofy
MilkInBags: so it's moot
Seth_Erickson: Yeah but he likes Signalis so
TheWriterAleph:
MilkInBags: @Seth_Erickson heeeeeeeeey
CaptainSpam: HORROR!!!
Mr_Horrible: Milk fears peak
GedankenPalast_: WHAT?
jessicaengle: Mr. Horrorble?
Orxolon: ho rror
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAAAT
Mr_Horrible: Seth I know is just joshing tho
BusTed: we got a stomp
RatherLargeToad: Horror! From the year 5000!
MilkInBags:
matthaus_c: tank controls are actually good I will die on this hill
Spades_Slicc: gently hold the subtitles
MAPBoardgames: Dedicated 'stomp' button
Makrosian_Tay: Hold this subtitle bro
MilkInBags: to be honest i have no idea what signalis is
Seth_Erickson:
violetblight: damn whys the game on the screen already
tehfewl: holding space for subtitles
phoenixletmeuseadashd: for a moment I had this confused witha game they did on W+P recently
Nigouki: *holds subtitles* Please, my subtitles, they need TL Notes
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am a proud casual
Orxolon: that name is designed to offend gamers xD
BusTed: Classic RE style
Seth_Erickson: Give me full control
violetblight: modern's cheating, classic's the real hollowbody gameplay
YawnLance: I mean it says you can change it
Mr_Horrible: okay so - Classic is not *that* much like RE, the camera in open areas follows you and is very floaty
Dog_of_Myth: Fair
Mai_Andra: maybe it's a choice between auto-play subtitles or wait for player input to advance
Mr_Horrible: but in like rooms and hallways it's a little bit more fixed
Nigouki: Ah, Thatcher back from the dead?
Mr_Horrible: Modern is more standard dual-analog, but the camera can freak out in places
matthaus_c: a British city? plagued? couldn't be them
BusTed: heheh... aeonis
Mr_Horrible: @Nigouki and she brought shingles with her!
Makrosian_Tay: or the UAE
JoTyler: let's sink it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Um most of the coast isn’t economically thriving
TheAwkes: The NEARBY city? In the North Atlantic?
Spades_Slicc: Atlantis pre sinking
Seth_Erickson: You don't know that Atlantis wasn't once above the ocean
Fanklok: Unknown biohazard? We can just call it beans on toast
hatboozeparty: That was a good one
Zeal_Wyman:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @fanklok Really? I would have thought it was marmite
MacbethSeemsSus: Very British thing to "discover" Ireland in the 21st century
ButButTheJesus: BUKKITS
MAPBoardgames: contagion: check
PhuzNutz: Isn't that just The Netherlands?
Spades_Slicc: The people de-wetting Atlantis are minecraft gamers
Mr_Horrible: "I gave 50000 citizens the plague"
Mr_Horrible: <rictus grin>
matthaus_c: the premise to a Mr Beast video
Kramburger: I'd rather be in australia V2 than with Mr Beast
MAPBoardgames: and threedom for all!
SwoopieVT: @Kramburger Same, honestly.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @phuznutz a good portion of it yes
Mr_Horrible: fuck outta here, *Jimmy*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kramburger same TBH
MilkInBags: BOOOORING
catcard: hello everyone, I had to brb since Podcast Phase, have I missed anything critical?
MungoDude: from the Latin "pen-" meaning "almost" and "insula" meaning "island"
Seth_Erickson:
Look at that ass
matthaus_c: I should call her
KeytarCat: That shot looked like Deathloop
Mr_Horrible: they're juuuust starting gameplay catcard
itira: they got some thicc dumpers
TheWriterAleph: is THAT body hollow?
catcard:
@Mr_Horrible awesome
Orxolon: i already feel dizzy xD
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tehfewl: all caked up on a tuesday
saucemaster5000: damn that is RIDING up their ass fit
saucemaster5000: that is uncomfortable
GedankenPalast_:
That run
baltimore_667083: where’s the beef? check Wendy’s
tr3ewitch88: They look like they have the worst wedgies.😅🤣🤣🤣
baltimore_667083: I mean they probably do
Thefluffiestguineapig: Respirator plus northern accent is rough when I’m on mobile, starting up the tv so I can read
wiganlass: those pants can’t be comfortable
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VrolikSyndrome: Woah woah woah. 20 minutes in and the podcast is already over?
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Mr_Horrible: he was a ghost the whole time
Spades_Slicc: His body is . . . . . . . hollow
Orxolon: why don't you help carry one briefcase?
BusTed:
@Spades_Slicc
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: roll credits
RatherLargeToad: they are giving up on comfort for high fashion
MAPBoardgames: Blame Canada!
Seth_Erickson: He's cracked the code wide open
korvys: Weird thought, this font feel very... PS3 era
MungoDude: he has to hold those two suitcases to not float off into space
Decaped: This sure is modern British politics, huh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @wiganlass Honestly though a lot of “standard medical equipment” is designed for men so if you’re female it is deeply u comfortable
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I wanna invoke some collision resolution with you, babe
Orxolon: @korvys not weird at all,i agree
kimmibeans: Wht are the saggy buttss merging?
NotCainNorAbel: why does he have two cases and we have no cases
Mr_Horrible: gotta get his steps in, Ben
couchboyj: Dat shack, baby dat shack
Fanklok: I can't understand a word over the footsteps
MAPBoardgames: He likes long walks on the beach
CaptainSpam: So... brown?
Mr_Horrible: at last we can have Dark Souls clones
MilkInBags: heavy rain was peak graphics
violetblight: wdym the nostalgia's coming for me now
itira: it kind of looks like you have to poop
Spades_Slicc: @MAPBoardgames What about Pina Coladas?
MilkInBags: SHAUN
SwoopieVT: So when do we get the 8-bit retro capturing the feel of the last 8-bit retro?
saucemaster5000: oh hi mark
Mr_Horrible: Heavy Rain was peak *something* alright
Kentosaurus: oh hi mark
epsilon_vee: this muffled dialogue
vinopinguino: kenny sounding ah
Seth_Erickson: JASON!
TheWriterAleph: mwah mwaaaah mwahmwah
MilkInBags: MARC? SHAUN? JASON?
RatherLargeToad: o hai mark
Thefluffiestguineapig: no one can hear you yell in a respirator
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Orxolon: they all talk like Kenny hahahah
itira: KEVIN
MacbethSeemsSus: I'm sensing a limited modeling budget.
MungoDude: Sasha, short for Alex?
Mr_Horrible: if you thing the ass on that suit sags *now*, Ben
Mr_Horrible: just wait til it's waterlogged
DrLigmaPhD: Just got here, have wee made a "hollow back" girl joke yet?
Makrosian_Tay: @mungodude is this a joke or is that seriously a thing?
Robot_Bones: yeah this game isn't called Bone Toucher
Dog_of_Myth: You don't touch bones within the first 5 min. Ben.
SquareDotCube: no reading the bones until you pay the mana cost Ben
Fanklok: No bone touching without consent
Mr_Horrible: Lady Hearthstonebattleground
MAPBoardgames: Skittles?
MilkInBags: it's called being happy
Thefluffiestguineapig: but technically the skeleton is a hollow body
Mr_Horrible: you vibed too hard during home stream
saucemaster5000: he got the goof troop
MungoDude: @Makrosian_Tay both, Sasha is a nickname for Alexander or Alexandra
korvys: Time for some prosecco
vinopinguino: silly goosin'
Mr_Horrible: so all the energy is still in you
itira: case of the giggles
RatherLargeToad: now I want skittles
shendaras:
Nigouki: Chat likes gremlin Adam that's not logged into twitch chat mod privileges
MilkInBags: ok can someone give adam a cookie so he can take a single bite
Makrosian_Tay: JASON!
Mr_Horrible: actually yeah y'know what I'll pour myself something
MilkInBags: and then ask for some jello
Toxxick: Did Ian leave the NOz tank on?
vinopinguino: its a tradition now
Fanklok: Now let's get Nicole for some gremlinmaxxing
Andymonium: oh a scale of 1 to yes, how dead do we think Marc is?
YawnLance: "Mark, did you wander into the ominous crevasse?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @makrosian_tay SHAUN
gamercat88: the slit
korvys: ravussy
vinopinguino: rockussy
matthaus_c: the earthussy
DaxStrife: The Landmark (tm)?
saucemaster5000: a love crack
hatboozeparty: The crack
CataclysmicReverb: neesh
MilkInBags: chat
Seth_Erickson: Classic Mark skirting the job that needs doing
itira: hole
mrjujubeans: oh hai mark
fizzymtg: Hi, what is this game ?
Toxxick: Is the Crevice single?
Dog_of_Myth: The gash
violetblight: the brainrussy
ohjanji: you guys have writers?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: we learned it from YOU
saucemaster5000: writers cost money
korvys: Yeah, well, we're not the professional comedians
vinopinguino: sorry, its the series finale
GedankenPalast_: I use skittlez in my Goblin EDH Deck as tokens. When I sac em I eat em.
NotCainNorAbel: rockgina
KV1NN4: The Crack
Makrosian_Tay: But Graham! Graham and the citrussy! We've been conditioned!
Seth_Erickson: We're back
MAPBoardgames: Yay! We're funny again!
MilkInBags: i can tear it all down
Thefluffiestguineapig: @makrosian_tay SHAUN
MilkInBags: streamussy
saucemaster5000: milk couldn't tear down a shower curtain
mrjujubeans: barbarian 2?
BusTed: that's just posting for milk
itira: LOL
Dog_of_Myth:
MAPBoardgames: A whole what?
MilkInBags: i bet sauce can snap me in two on his knee
korvys: fuck, PVP enabled chat today
VrolikSyndrome: "that's a big hole"
Fanklok: What is this The Descent ass scene
ButButTheJesus: HOEL
Andymonium: close enough, welcome back The Descent
RatherLargeToad: infinite flare glitch
matthaus_c: it's Patches
DaxStrife: Oh hai Mark
BusTed: hm
MilkInBags: nice turtle neck
itira: ahoohoohoo
Nigouki: was that a clown?
catcard: o-okey
Seth_Erickson: Mark finally
tr3ewitch88: There you are, mark.
JoTyler: hollow earth
Seth_Erickson: Where the fuck you been
lochnessseammonster:
what up gamers
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itira: @MilkInBags this got me
Spades_Slicc: Flare protocol: when using a flare for illumination make sure you interpose your head between the flare and what you're looking at
Crimall: I did not hit Mica, I did Noooooooooot
lochnessseammonster:
short podcast tonight
MilkInBags: wow this is just like cyberpunk 2077
duallain: good evening spooky friends
SwoopieVT: Why does everyone have such pronounced ass in this game?
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Spades_Slicc: @SwoopieVT based world
Decaped: it really is just Heavy Rain
MilkInBags: pinching your nose while smoking
Nigouki: this is PS3 textures on a PS1 model and animation
Seth_Erickson: I'm waiting to see someone yell for Jason
Kramburger: "I, too, can dig it, sucker."
korvys: PS3 came out in 2006
MilkInBags: wait, they copied a blade runner building
satyropodobny: What's with those wattpad pilled names
MilkInBags: nice reference
Decaped: which character has amnesia AND split personality?
RatherLargeToad: He’s a flasher?
lochnessseammonster:
thanks @saucemaster5000
itira: @Seth_Erickson ahem. JASON
Gaelan_Maestro: is this a bladerunner clone
lochnessseammonster: "very good friends"
duallain: if someone says "meat popcicle" we can officially call this a 5th element rip off
NotCainNorAbel: lesbians, living together
catcard: to the plaaace where she beloooongs
korvys: Is she... Australian?
mrjujubeans: historically roommates
MilkInBags: how can they be lesbians if they have no dudu
drcthulu: Long standing roomates
Kramburger: This is my cottage-mate
satyropodobny: progress ain't guaranreed, just ask people in dune. or 30's germany
VrolikSyndrome: "We run a dog grooming business together"
Fanklok: You were not 4 when SpongeBob came out
itira: uh oohh
Mr_Horrible: el bob esponja
Andymonium:
MilkInBags: wait this is just bladerunner
kumatsu: spongebob came out in '99
satyropodobny: is that blade runner 2049 reference
tr3ewitch88: And that's why cars shouldn't fly.
Mr_Horrible: @kumatsu damn, good for him
saucemaster5000: spongebob came o-
DaxStrife: Flying cars are always cool until the firmware crashes.
likelyDangerous: skill issue, need a better computer
duallain: voice actor for patrick went to my uni, which tells you had bad my uni is that that's notable
7gorobei: flying lambo, what a world to live in
MAPBoardgames: A video game flying car which crashes? Say it ain't so!
Blakemcm: it would literally be Nine Eleven every day
Mr_Horrible: flying car would be: crashing directly through your apartment window
NotCainNorAbel: we put the cars ABOVE the pedestrians
mrjujubeans: very silent hill esk
lochnessseammonster: the kids don't want flying cars we want walkable cities
DudelidouX: We would NEED autopilot if we had flying cars
Morrigan9: i think if we perfected automated flying cars....
Fanklok: Yeah but you're a cyclist so you deserve it
Decaped: the flying part isn't the problem, it's the car part.
SymphonySolstice: the spookiest thing in existence: a British apartment building
betweenmyself:
we need flying bicycles to protect Ben from all them bad drivers
Wicker_Guide: the flying part doesn't help
SwoopieVT: @Morrigan9 We can't get cars to work in 2 dimensions yet.
Mr_Horrible: why it called flat if so tall?
hatboozeparty: Sounds like a crapshot idea
MilkInBags: it's taco tuesday *guitar riff*
DaxStrife: "Wanna Netflix and chill?" (Da-na-na, dan-na-na)
Kramburger: Torch
VrolikSyndrome: Truuuuuuue
janky_as_heck: have y'all seen "half horse half man" yet?
matthaus_c: Torch is the better word
kumatsu: gotta read all lines in the Duke Nukem voice with the guitar sting
ButButTheJesus: toooach
MilkInBags: are you watching the telly
Wicker_Guide: it's metal, so it's a brazier
saucemaster5000: sloppy joe's are garbage sandwiches for toddlers
GedankenPalast_: Taschenlampe!
janky_as_heck: yes that one
NorthstarTex: Its a torch you plebs
MungoDude: torch is better, one syllable
vinopinguino: a centaur?
janky_as_heck: it's a bnager
mirshebs: reminds me of the crapshot where beej locks the door after phrases
likelyDangerous: @matthaus_c and yet not the right one
itira:
kumatsu: Cheese Tax came up on my algo this morning
Mr_Horrible: this is Tom Cardy erasure
Orxolon: system critical because we are injured?are we a robot?that's why is a hollow body?
itira: that will be stuck in my head for the rest of the week
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lochnessseammonster:
i think of cheese tax all the time
likelyDangerous: "so heee wont taaaake me down"
MilkInBags: big breakfast
Mr_Horrible:
finish that sentence, I dare you
saucemaster5000: tom cardan't keep up with the youth
lochnessseammonster: big breakfast and business man
kumatsu: I literally connected with an Aussie over the song Big Breakfast a year ago
matthaus_c: not your best work sauce
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matthaus_c: apply yourself
Kramburger: Tom Cardy, Australia's second greatest exports after Hemsworths
saucemaster5000: big fan of perception check
MilkInBags: i know a guy who lived on the same street as tom cardy
Mr_Horrible: 8 hours of sleep is probably the Tom Cardy I most revisit
MacbethSeemsSus: Tom Cardy's new album's a banger.
TheAwkes: Parasite Eve ass game.
tr3ewitch88: Now I'm hungry 😅
matthaus_c: perception check is so fucking good
Inquisitor_Xian: the Tom Cardy/BDG collab is peak
vinopinguino: thats a wide stance pilgrim
satyropodobny: save a horse ride a cowboy
salamisuperstar: Dang, those things go all the way to the ground
LithelyUnshod: I frequently have Hot Shit stuck in my head
Jennie_Fuchsia: Tom Cardy did that song so I don’t have to watch all those Jurassic Park movies 10/10
saucemaster5000: Oh, "hey I don't work here" is an absolute banger
MilkInBags: ok
GedankenPalast_: We robit? That's why hollow body?
CeremonialCowboy: of course she can't run, look at their walk
SnackPak_: preach!
VrolikSyndrome: Including live plays
Makrosian_Tay: @theawkes woah! Parasite Eve mentioned in 2025!
drcthulu: you're not wrong
CaptainSpam: When I hear "activate torch", I expect a BLAZE OF FLAME to erupt forth from a stick!
MilkInBags:
dnd comedy is as good as dnd
Mr_Horrible: he's out of line, but he's right
vinopinguino: nerd jokes for nerds
lochnessseammonster:
itira: LOL
BusTed:
notthepenguins: I agree but that one did amuse me
ButButTheJesus:
salamisuperstar: based
duallain: I love hater Ben
NorthstarTex: D&D jokes are very recycled
Kentosaurus: Did you see the dnd movie Honor Among Thieves? 10/10 dnd comedy
rosesmcgee: ouch. right in my personality
DrLigmaPhD: You're not wrong but that's because DnD lives on inside jokes
MungoDude: not quite almost christmas time is one of my favourite carols
saucemaster5000: fucking mmo players saying dnd comedy is bad is fucking wild
matthaus_c: damn Ben just told all my favourite jokes
jessieimproved: Tom Cardy Brian David Gilbert duet is GREAT
vinewood_og: I'm on to your game, gelatinous cube!
notthepenguins: Mostly just bc delivery
KeytarCat: I like the "player fucks with the GM" format, but specifically just character gen
satyropodobny: LRR literally made that crapshot starring Cameron
Mr_Horrible: yeah I dig the aesthetic so far
Mai_Andra: I did really like "What the Fuck is Happening Here" by Tom McGovern.
itira:
@saucemaster5000
lochnessseammonster: i got tricked into polyamory by dnd comedy...
likelyDangerous: but jokes made by dnd players when roleplaying are gold
MilkInBags: I'll be honest, most nerd jokes are bad
Fanklok: Hey guys, the bard is really really horny
TheAwkes: @Makrosian_Tay It came out when I was 14. Formative.
gibbousm: I straight up have horny bards banned from my tables
Mr_Horrible: that's a game mechanic tho Ben
saucemaster5000: ok ff14 people, let's hear your bangers
NorthstarTex: This is why my partner likes to play Ace bards
TheWriterAleph: preach, kings
Decaped: improv is bad, yes.
vinewood_og: real
lochnessseammonster: your creation
DaxStrife: "Perception Check" is a banger, tho.
kimmibeans: Not me who actually did successfully roll charisma to screw the dragon
Makrosian_Tay: I'm with Ben, D&D is overrated
BusTed: getting some real barbarian vibes off ben right now 🤣
tr3ewitch88: I rolled in nat 1 while doing the dishes. Dropped the bowl and in the sink and it broke and I was pregnant so I cried.
ButButTheJesus: wtf
gualdhar: When the math rocks go CLICKETY CLACK and there two 10s but one's on A HUNGER DIE roflmao
GedankenPalast_: what?
matthaus_c: would you let him out of the Glass Cube
hatboozeparty: A true warhammerman
SquareDotCube: Steve Jackson as Adam Savidan intended
vetr1c: Oi! I'm trying to paint a Mortarion while listening to you.
MilkInBags: make me
UnkeptFlea: IT DOES
kumatsu: yep, still Adam
saucemaster5000: he's jacksoning them off
MilkInBags: your product sucks
drcthulu: yeah you're steve jackson according to google
gibbousm: MY MAN
likelyDangerous:
ai still not perfect, i just looked it up
matthaus_c: not Adam on DuckDuckGo, hell yeah
Fanklok: Yo but warhammer books are comedy gold
Akaiatana: As a warning: this game is shorter than you'd expect. "What do you mean, credits??"
itira: Adam Savidan - A freelance journalist who worked on Owl & Weasel
Inquisitor_Xian: Hey Adam could you please stop making my toy soldiers so goddam expensive
lamina5432: thats hillarious
ButButTheJesus: not for me its all ian livingston
spethycakes: Adam, your surgeon does amazing work
Kramburger: If adam is Steve Jackson, does that make Turner James Workshop?
drcthulu: rules exceptions are 5$'s each
Makrosian_Tay: Chat, can someone in the know tell me if that was Scottish or Welsh
MilkInBags: simply dont like toys, chat
Himyul: I would double it
Mr_Horrible: yes because I'm an angel
KV1NN4: Ah i see, AI is responsible
GedankenPalast_: yes I would
SymphonySolstice: @Inquisitor_Xian every time someone complains about the price he raises it by $1
Faulpyr: Oh my god, I thought you were kidding
likelyDangerous: "James Workshop" lmao
matthaus_c: $5 footlong
notthepenguins: I mean, yes, depending on margins
Easilycrazyhat: Oh! You have to use the "smart" ai version of google. I see it now.
lochnessseammonster:
jokes on you, i barely charge for the products i make now
Mr_Horrible: no because they're called "dustbins"
saucemaster5000: the only good SJ product is GURPS, welcome back to 1988
notthepenguins: I want enough to be comfortable
salamisuperstar: "I raise the price and these roobs keep buying!"
Kramburger: The wheelie bin
Inquisitor_Xian: GW used to be cool man, there's stuff in 2nd ed books about how to make your own terrain and vehicals and stuff from scratch
matthaus_c: the wheel spins and lands on England
ButButTheJesus: ooh now I see it, Adam's the third pic down on the AI results
DrLigmaPhD: Yes but they all contain your opinions
vinopinguino: not like the ppl that buy them are spending any money on dates, amirite?
Orxolon: 99.99 for a DLC!?
betweenmyself:
my only DnD joke is anytime someone says “I stand as a Minor…” I immediately interrupt and yell “RISE AS A MAN!” It’s dumb, but it’s my kind of dumb
gawag_: Adam that Google search has me dying
Fanklok: This is the chat that would make five dollar footlongs six dollars
saucemaster5000: this from the guy who only watches cartoons
SquareDotCube: "Thanks for asking, we're discontinuing the product immediately and replacing it with something more expensive and better"
MilkInBags:
hey Ben, did you mean Mordenkainen's Magnificent Soapbox?
drcthulu: the only D&D joke I like is I'm true neutral I go both ways when refering to being bi
Inquisitor_Xian: the fact that the pic above yours is a man in a jar makes me think a LRR fan did it
Akaiatana: Sourcery
matthaus_c: you should email him an invoice
Mr_Horrible: @vinopinguino well it's because date night is just the 2 or more of you painting minis and gassing each other up
kumatsu: what a coincidence, you, also, are very funny
far2muchsarcasm: you have to look of someone who was not expecting to have their photo taken just then
MilkInBags: FUCK
MAPBoardgames: Q: How may dwarves does it take to forge a sword?
lamina5432: I'm glad I was already on the floor the picture would have put me there
Dog_of_Myth:
MAPBoardgames: A: My family has been forging swords for seven generations. I personally, have spent 65 years honing my techniques. (sword still only does d8 damage)
saucemaster5000: guy says dnd jokes are bad, laughs at dnd, more at 11
matthaus_c: twitch chat is basically us just sending jokes to comedy teacher
Orxolon: you never take me alive
Mr_Horrible: "I can't go back to comedy prison"
itira:
jesus Adam
MilkInBags: 7/10
Kramburger: My one D&D joke is that Misty Step is both my favourite spell and my new Drag Name
lochnessseammonster:
vinewood_og: weebo weebo
Akaiatana: EVERYBODY FREEZE! This is a Stand-up!
tr3ewitch88:
itira: eeew
drcthulu: it's the skittles
vinopinguino: that's a-spicy meatball
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saucemaster5000: breathing in the skill
GedankenPalast_: Ô.o
likelyDangerous:
@Akaiatana nice
ButButTheJesus:
@Akaiatana
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: it's 2025 we're huffing burps now
Mr_Horrible: Mica still has some childlike wonder in her apparently
saucemaster5000: gotta huff something until bingo
Mr_Horrible: also a pretty strong arm
betweenmyself: “Aaaaah, Adam’s semi-digested lunch smells…”
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible she works out with her. uh. business partner.
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 that's what the aerosol is for
Kramburger: Fun fact, Burp is short for Burpintine
SymphonySolstice: she's jacked????
MilkInBags: i mean it must smell like skittles
TheAwkes: When you accidentally a game mechanic.
itira: those spider legs when shes climbing D:
Decaped: Giant parking lot next to sad playground....
Kramburger: GOTTEM
BusTed: I'm disappointed
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c that has to be what happens, they go in a room and then come out 30+ minutes later all sweaty and flushed
MilkInBags: a torch
drcthulu: you broke Adam
MilkInBags: she said it
vinopinguino: adamn's got the giggles today
Himyul: it's a torch, Ben
MirrorDisco: whelp - if it’s on the internet it’s true - Steve Jackson. 😂♥️
tr3ewitch88: Oh no🤣🤣🤣
Makrosian_Tay: Yay we're funny!
Mr_Horrible: Burpstopher
kumatsu: that ain't a flashlight, that's a condenser mic actively burning up
Mr_Horrible: I'm assuming this is backer shoutouts or something
DaxStrife: Ah all the Kickstarter backers.
lochnessseammonster: steve jackson
MilkInBags: Vudix
salamisuperstar: It's one of those flashlights dad's hang on the hood of the cars they're working on
MilkInBags: for sure
betweenmyself: there’s a Liqafool
Mr_Horrible: Hannes Winkler, my favorite streamer
saucemaster5000: "I'm sorry, my son is ALSO named Adam"
MilkInBags: Jonny Hunter, the creator of Monster Hunter
BusTed: You could have claimed that you were a kickstarter backer
DrLigmaPhD: Shmumblr
VrolikSyndrome: When you're doing your torchless run and the Shmumbler ambushes you
Mr_Horrible: this is just making me realize how *SLOW* I play these games
Mr_Horrible: I'm just moseying
Kentosaurus: The Shmumbler sounds like a batman villain from the Adam West series
SymphonySolstice: the Stance
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible the gaming equivalent of a yapper
satyropodobny: "t's schmumblin time" said the Schmumbler schmumblily
itira: LOL
DrLigmaPhD: That's the sore hips walk
betweenmyself: climbing stairs while holding in a poop
Mr_Horrible: honestly it's a pretty bold choice to have both a climbing and a stairs animation this early in your game
Kramburger: "Chin up, tits out boys"
MilkInBags: adam has never lied once in his life
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c more that I like listening to others yap, usually
matthaus_c: I liked the Adam that was Jared Goodroad
saucemaster5000: that's stair climbing after riding a steveadore all night
Akaiatana: "I'm a kickstarter backer. Not this one, but in general."
circusofkirkus: I only subbed because I thought you were the Kickstarter backer
salamisuperstar: "Oh wow, Adam backs Kickstarters"
Kramburger: Oh hey, it's my wife
Fanklok: That would be an Adam with lots of money to just give away
tr3ewitch88: I think I know how he died.
Mr_Horrible: god I wish that were me
VrolikSyndrome: Someone got some pipe layed in them
groulux: What woud Kickstarter Adam's catchphrase be?
GedankenPalast_: Them okay?
MilkInBags: guys, buy safe sex toys instead of using anything
ohjanji: @GedankenPalast_ yeh
saucemaster5000: 2-15 minutes
xantos69: Sir, you appear to be struggling in your pole dancing.
matthaus_c: no flared base
SymphonySolstice: pegged too hard and too deep
korvys: that's a wide stance my dude
Masslost: what a way too die legs wide open
MungoDude: why didn't the thing that ate his flesh eat the bedsheets?
satyropodobny: love those hills outside the window, they're so silent this time of year
Fanklok: Erode??
vinopinguino: got his ass
tr3ewitch88:
@xantos69
Mr_Horrible: I'm still waiting on extras fulfillment from Kickstarter Adam
DaxStrife: Maybe 40 years in a coffin, 3 months if they were in a house with a cat.
Mr_Horrible: it's been 8 years
VrolikSyndrome: "this one for SURE won't get delayed"
SymphonySolstice: they're polyester
MilkInBags: mods, ban the person asking questions
betweenmyself: Does KickStarter Adam talk in a vague Eastern European accent to throw people off?
Anubis169 drags himself back from coursework
vinopinguino: @MilkInBags "computer, kill flanders..."
itira: that would never work for Adam
Mr_Horrible: I like to make some me soup every now and then
SquareDotCube: that is a long bathroom
DrLigmaPhD: Showers are golden according to Been
Anubis169: MilkInBags, what's going on?
Akaiatana: Ben is team Portrait-orientation bath
raulghoulia: the problem with baths is that they're not big enough for adult bodies
The_Color_Twelve: I like the japanese style. Shower clean then soak
saucemaster5000: ffs ben, just clean yourself like an adult
ghizmou: looks like he caked himself
betweenmyself: They ain’t made a bath yet that can hold Adam Savidan! He’s too wily!
Makrosian_Tay: And he had a VR headset
NotCainNorAbel: he rolled....poorly
Fanklok: I'm the bath man, skibi bibbi be
superdude097: Is he wearing a vr headset?
VrolikSyndrome: Friends don't let friends do VR
matthaus_c: oh no Milk you actually tripped the security system lmao
salamisuperstar: Dude died playing VR Minecraft
WiJohn: Died as he lived, repping occulus
saucemaster5000: sure is
xantos69: That's what I heard anyway.
bombadil117: did Adam ever play any more Subnautica on nope?
saucemaster5000: we heard it here
Kramburger: Are we still tlaking about showers?
lochnessseammonster: i like to stew in my pink bubbles
itira: sauce
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saucemaster5000: itira
Mollylele: wish there were a human scale car wash I could just stand in on like a conveyer belt
Anubis169: MilkInBags i'm gonna need some context here
Mr_Horrible: @Mollylele true and real
niccus: what's adam's current stretch goals
InconsiderateHat: I need to ask because I've never managed it: How do you wash everything you need to wash in only 2 minutes? I'm told that's the goal but it baffles me.
PhlibbertyGib: They gotta be finished it soon
Mai_Andra: just built different
satyropodobny: usinf prefrontal cortex is cheating.
BusTed: @Mollylele Where is the future that the Jetsons promised us
salamisuperstar: This is some Jetson's shit
saucemaster5000: I'll take the wax
Morrigan9: undercarrage wax
xantos69: They literally made one of those in the 50s.
itira: takes off the top layer
tr3ewitch88: Only if it's one of those contact free car washes.
DrLigmaPhD: How... does it get the gooch?
SnackPak_: the exfoliation would be off the charts
Mr_Horrible: where the AOL sound is
rosesmcgee: You aren't clean until you've been perforated by a water jet CNC machine
MAPBoardgames: how can you have any puding if you don't eat your mea?
salamisuperstar: I love that movie, Get Out
niccus: when is powerwash simulator getting a level that's just a guy
MungoDude: @MAPBoardgames You! Yes, you behind the bike sheds! Stand still, laddie!
matthaus_c:
@Anubis169 it wasn't serious, Milk just made a joke of something that came up in the stream
Mr_Horrible:
sounds like he had a kip-up of that yummy black mold
salamisuperstar: daaaaaaamn
Anubis169: Ah, ok
SquareDotCube: stomps the door in
BusTed: We do have a dedicated stomp button
MilkInBags:
oh sorry anubis i didnt see yeah just bouncing on what's going on the stream, sorry
satyropodobny: Babe you ok? you've barely touched yoor Pizza Griffin
Kramburger: no u
DrLigmaPhD: "No U"
Mr_Horrible: "I have paid rent here you dweeb"
Akaiatana: I'll take a wok and hit you with it
saucemaster5000: Just tell your partner roommate you need to... y'know...
matthaus_c: got those stompers
TheAwkes: The Isaac button.
Spades_Slicc: It is not time to stamp on the ground
salamisuperstar: Maybe stomp is in the DLC
Mai_Andra: oh no... it's Silent Hill Downpour again...
CataclysmicReverb: I hope we need something like workboots to stomp
matthaus_c: Pre-Order Bonus
Fanklok: Need some big ol stompin boots
kumatsu: horse stomp armor
satyropodobny: maybe stomp was the friends we made along the way
schordash:
Mr_Horrible: if you pay 5 bucks you get the stomp and the griddy
WiJohn: New stomp just dropped
MilkInBags: skyrim armor
VrolikSyndrome: Horse armor
SnackPak_: Stomp dlc for Rock Band
Mai_Andra: Oblivion, but yes
gibbousm: Paid Microtransaction not DLC
thatguysteve2709: Horse armor
MilkInBags: oblivion
Darleysam: Oblivion horse armour
kumatsu: Oblivion horse armor
Mr_Horrible: no
Blakemcm: oblivion horse armor
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I've been to a Stomp show before
Inquisitor_Xian: oblivion horse armor
public_key_reveal_party: Horse armor
Mai_Andra: $1.99 for horse armor
salamisuperstar: The first DLC was fucking the Skyrim horse?
MilkInBags: oblivion not skyrim
Mr_Horrible: that was the first high-profile purely cosmetic
Spades_Slicc: Oblivion had horse armor and it wasn't the first dlc but it did popularize it
brainbosh: Skyrim isn't that old tbh
saucemaster5000: first person to not say horse armor
HedgehogKnight: Oblivion
vinopinguino: "fucking the skyrim horse" - adam.
cheshiregleam: awwwwww what a cute dehydration
thatguysteve2709: It was the test to see if people would pay for it
shendaras: but also cute, so
squ3e: No, they were a dehydrated cutie
lochnessseammonster:
KV1NN4: Oblivion Horse Armour
SymphonySolstice: so it's todd's fault we have to pay for DLC
itira: is that humming in the game supposed to make it scary?
schordash:
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: people getting mad about Shadow of the Erdtree was wild because that's just what expansion packs used to be
Fanklok: Acute means quickly or short, not a little bit
BusTed: wow
Mr_Horrible: yeah that doesn't surprise me
SnackPak_: woooow
ButButTheJesus: huh
matthaus_c: must have blown CEOs minds
MilkInBags:
shendaras: Poor SC2
Blakemcm: that is literally why games are the way things are now lol
MilkInBags: gamers are not ok
schordash:
🦄
CataclysmicReverb: yeah but starcraft 2 sucked. It was only one campaign
tr3ewitch88: That's kinda rough.
thatguysteve2709: The best was during a Bethesda sale they cut the price of all oblivion dlc except horse armor they doubled its price
drcthulu: you have to make the game so you can sell the horse
MilkInBags: pretty sure blizzard makes more money out of skins in diablo 4 than actual sales
Blakemcm: trick is you have to make a really good game first. for people to wanna do that
ladyjessica: and then live services were born.
Decaped: Now gamers pay money for the chance at the pretty horse.
saucemaster5000: Okay MAYBE I bought too many twinkle horses.....
likelyDangerous: who here watches VLDL?
vinopinguino: rave room
schordash:
Mr_Horrible: I mean, it sucks to see and it sucks more to put priorities of a giant company off it, but also it's not like people don't pay for art they like already?
Easilycrazyhat: I'm just imagining Dani Pudi's breakdown in Mythic Quest when an in game item sold for like $100k or something
tehfewl: Horses Georg is an outlier and should not be counted
CataclysmicReverb: Heck yes "Use Map Settings" am i right gamers
schordash:
matthaus_c: I wanna buy myself a new daddy
Makrosian_Tay: I had this conversation with a Magic player the other day. Does it suck that packs cost so much these days? Yeah. Are we part of the problem because we keep buying them at that price? Y E S
saucemaster5000: kid is based
SnackPak_: erryday
DrLigmaPhD: Occupation: Little Scamp
schordash: stahp >xD
RatherLargeToad: kid has good priorities
Makrosian_Tay: Microtransactions work, sadly
tr3ewitch88: There's a lot of questions behind buying your Mommy a new daddy.
niccus: mtg walked so that monopoly go can run
fishboi_samurai:
SymphonySolstice: fix da baby
MungoDude: stop! hammer time
tehfewl: is it, Hammer Time?
SkylerRingtail: Time to enable the survival part of the horror
Mr_Horrible: ben no that was integral to the piece
fishboi_samurai: Adam, how'd you get so smokin'?
Mr_Horrible: this museum is ruined
schordash: yeah it’s a wee-pon
CataclysmicReverb: limited inventory?
lochnessseammonster:
Makrosian_Tay: Yeah, it's a delay tactic. You can be like "I'm not ready yet"
fishboi_samurai: LOL
Decaped: We're definitely a robot, buying a new daddy isn't that odd.
GasCityGaming: bringing back an old Adam Baner, "The ILLUSION of choice!"
fishboi_samurai:
Goodbye
fishboi_samurai: I'll miss you chat
therepoman__: Hello gamers
schordash: o7
therepoman__: I miss fishboi
Mai_Andra: is that a bomb in the floor? unexploded ordinance?
saucemaster5000: This is what happens when you get better at marisa
shendaras:
matthaus_c: damn he didn't pull the trigger
Easilycrazyhat: Banned for droppin' truth bombs
SymphonySolstice: fishboi's gonna be the one smokin' when adam incinerates them
vinopinguino: haha
Gaelan_Maestro: and some def silent hill vibes
Mr_Horrible: "No, I ordered the large vegetarian with no black olives"
TheWriterAleph: new phone who dis
Seth_Erickson: Why do we fall? So we can pick ourselves up, Batman Begin
Decaped: Ghost in the Answering Machine
salamisuperstar: You can't kill the phone service
RatherLargeToad: bill was on…auto pay!
Makrosian_Tay: Good voice effect tbh
likelyDangerous: "Then I took a walk."
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I kind of love this lady. Spooky phone demon and she's like "you aren't making sense, this is dumb"
patrick_stonecrusher: "Im longmont potion castle"
MilkInBags: thank you!
matthaus_c: oh hell yeah it does the red save too
spethycakes: @patrick_stonecrusher oh, I think I live up the street from you!
hoveringhalibut: Don't be a coward, use the hammer on the bomb
Mr_Horrible: we love red
salamisuperstar: "Why are you talking like that" is the most realisticline reading in a game
vinopinguino: sounds more like a shovel than hammer
Seth_Erickson: She's really doing work behind that black screen
MAPBoardgames: What is a hammer, but a differently-shaped key?
MacbethSeemsSus: Perfectly normal hammer sounds
MungoDude:
mer
WiJohn: She went hammer
Mr_Horrible: glad we cleared that up
matthaus_c: imagine what she does to her roommate
DrLigmaPhD: Lad in thee corner is having a moment
tr3ewitch88: That guy looks like I do when I want to quit.
saucemaster5000:
did not remember shawshank reference
fishboi_samurai: Taht guy doesn't look like they're having their best day, ngl lol
itira: the game does seem a bit loud but that might just be me
mulligan2six: That's your stompin gun
gamercat88: goth girl conrifmed
ButButTheJesus: "OURGH"
salamisuperstar: Oh shit, you smooshed a bug with that stomp
kimmibeans: This game feels like a Watch & Play game for some reason
Seth_Erickson: No loud Isaac grunt though so it gets a B at best
Mr_Horrible: yeah as far as I can tell the stomp is just active while you have a weapon out
fishboi_samurai: Sassy Adam
itira: sir i have sensitive hearing
fishboi_samurai: Smokin' Sassy Adam
Spades_Slicc: Turn down? For what?
betweenmyself:
“WHAT!?!”
itira:
MilkInBags: here's a sensitive timeout
drcthulu: insensitive hearing?
NotCainNorAbel: It would be great if twitch sent multiple audio streams and we could mix our own.
fishboi_samurai: Smoldering, Smokin', Sassy Adam being Sassing the chat
Kentosaurus: got em
KV1NN4: i agree the game is a little louder than Ben & Adam
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fishboi_samurai: Okay I'm done now lol
KV1NN4: but my audio processing isn't so bad today
Decaped: I miss the Deadly Premonition pickup sounds
matthaus_c: what the shit
Mr_Horrible: lmao
salamisuperstar: Huh?
SnackPak_: holy moly
BorealMage: wild
fishboi_samurai: Wait what?
itira: oh dear
fishboi_samurai: That's wild
betweenmyself:
pimiento: real team player there
DrLigmaPhD: Woke has gone too far
tr3ewitch88: I feel like Ben is talking to me personally.
JoTyler: problematic employeeeeeeee
Makrosian_Tay: Bet Nicole's Glad SHE got fired!
saucemaster5000: NICOLE FUCKING RATTING ME OUT
GedankenPalast_: That is not bullying
korvys: This person is too empathetic, that's bullying
Blakemcm: literally no one at work is your friend. dont trust anyone
Mr_Horrible: goofy
hb8u: can't be always in the defensive about everything
xantos69: We had to fire a lady because somebody farted in the same room as her and she would not let it go.
MilkInBags: it was my mom
matthaus_c: you promise?
kimmibeans: Some people just want to be a-holes
Decaped: That person obviously wanted more work for the same pay
RatherLargeToad: “how dare you imply that someone has it worse than me?!?”
MungoDude: bbl, I gotta go lie down, my bones hurt
saucemaster5000: Not my bones!
VrolikSyndrome: "C'mere, Sauce" -- puts you in a nugie
Mr_Horrible: I'm looking for it but I'm not hearing a trigger pull
salamisuperstar: Ben and Not Silent Adam Strike Back
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VrolikSyndrome: messes up your hair
Kentosaurus: clip it
MilkInBags: yeah dont trust james
Makrosian_Tay: It better have atmosphere, you're breathing it!
DrLigmaPhD: So are we betting weird fungus or The Flesh That Hates in this game?
Mr_Horrible: trust no one, not even yourself
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Seth_Erickson: Adam's never trusted Graham further than he can throw him
MacbethSeemsSus: Beeeeeeg Adam was being mean!
SymphonySolstice: paul is the person you should trust the least tbh
WiJohn: @DrLigmaPhD I'm on weird fungus
public_key_reveal_party: Thank goodness no one else at lrr has ever watched let's nope
matthaus_c: now I'll need everyone's blood sample on a petri dish
Mr_Horrible: "Nail bat delivery!"
MAPBoardgames: He's got a board! With a nail in it!
saucemaster5000: sounds like they nat 20'd against dnd amiright tabletopppers????
SkylerRingtail: Suddenly gameplay!
Spades_Slicc: I didn't know you worked with Anyone, my buddy Polyphemus knew their brother Nobody
Seth_Erickson: Hot swap to this 10 minute timeout
drcthulu: Adam's just salty because melee isn't good in POE 2
Mr_Horrible: damn, she's really giving it
Fanklok: If you want to melee in your shooty game go play Dark Tide
Mr_Horrible: to clear it up, it'll work as intended when you're actually locked on to something
Mr_Horrible: but yeah it's funky in a vacuum
salamisuperstar: It's probably nothing
saucemaster5000: why is every step her walking on pringles?
VrolikSyndrome: @Mr_Horrible This feels like a game that's up your alley.
Makrosian_Tay: @Mr_Horrible It can't be in a vacuum. Ben already said this game has atmosphere
Mr_Horrible: @VrolikSyndrome funny you should say that
Makrosian_Tay: Ew
GedankenPalast_: Ah yes, the horror is British health care
MacbethSeemsSus: Time to bonk
CataclysmicReverb: 2025? THA FYUCHER
TheWriterAleph: okay THAT body is hollow
JoTyler: where did all her meat go
MilkInBags: she aint thick
Mr_Horrible: @Makrosian_Tay well, ya got me there
JoTyler: thinn
squ3e: Her body! Its hollow!
likelyDangerous: nice melee build Ben LMAO
Spades_Slicc: They're hollow, your attacks won't always hit
salamisuperstar: Some tanky enemies in this game
CataclysmicReverb: @JoTyler new diet trend
matthaus_c: she was stroked by somethin
Mr_Horrible: Mica on that "Stand Heavy Only" life
betweenmyself: Adam always says “Guns remove any sense of horror from a game”, so his suggestion that Ben use a gun is to protect us from the spoops!
tr3ewitch88: It's pronounced stepping time
saucemaster5000: a stroke of genius
Seth_Erickson: They gotta buff this character next patch
Mr_Horrible: no, Adam, "Big Undead" is a Days Gone thing
WiJohn: 2043?
Spades_Slicc: 2043?
snowyowlly: 10/43?
WiJohn: 2042?
Decaped: British dates
Mr_Horrible: were you 18 when you graduated college?
SymphonySolstice: 1025 maybe
CataclysmicReverb: 1004?
BorealMage: 0410?
salamisuperstar: They're in the UK the dates are switched probably
TheWriterAleph: 1111, 1112, 1113...
DrLigmaPhD: I was 17
Mr_Horrible: *COLLEGE*
Decaped: British college
saucemaster5000: I had no idea ben was that smart
kimmibeans: Maybe 2046?
betweenmyself:
if she was 18 when she graduated and was born October 4th 2025, you should enter 6969 for the lulz
0x6772: It's a British game, right, so it'll be DD-MM-YYYY rather than month first.
DoctorHutch: 2047 maybe
0x6772: oh, I was just listening, didnt realize they were giving you the date format
JoTyler: college graduation?
squ3e: Hit phone game 2048 maybe?
Simriel: Hollow? Is it Emptme you are looking for
MacbethSeemsSus: May or June?
Spades_Slicc: OCTober is the tenth month
DaxStrife: Either the graduation year or month+year.
BorealMage: A cookie?
MilkInBags: a single bite of a cookie
NoxStryx: In the us we do mm/dd/yy
drcthulu: 10 / 47
saucemaster5000: ask adam to bring us out of capitalism
drcthulu: oct 2047
fishboi_samurai: You guys make a very cute couple just so ya know
BrindleBoar: prejonte?!?
matthaus_c: pregadante's inferno
vinopinguino: she had her when she graduated
Spades_Slicc: 26 years old
Fanklok: How to tell if pergnat?
vinopinguino: shes pregnant in college
Spades_Slicc: 2051
saucemaster5000: dream bigger
Seth_Erickson: She graduated around 26 then
NotCainNorAbel: They were streammates!
kireawolf: Find the kid?
Mr_Horrible: the gregnant grad
JoTyler: heavily pregnant so probably the birth year for the kid
TheWriterAleph: how is babby formed
vetr1c: 2026? Year was 2030, mentioned the kid was 4.
Decaped: British pregnant
betweenmyself:
Can a Luigi board make you pregonate?
vinopinguino: its the year she was born
electra310: Could she be gregnant?
Jadaris: @Fanklok starch masks
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pregananant kid
Kramburger: Chat don't ship Ben and Adam, they have to figure it out for themselves
BorealMage: Oh yeah, how old's the kid?
Spades_Slicc: @vetr1c 30 years old 4 year old kid
Mr_Horrible: no, it's just that prompts have a range
JoTyler: if she's 30 with a 4 year old...
ghyllnox: @Mr_Horrible Gradgnant
vinopinguino: 2026
WiJohn: 2026?
NotCainNorAbel: 30-4 = 26 + 2025
kireawolf: Find the kids birthday
Fanklok: 34
JoTyler: then she was 26 when she was heavily pregnant at graduation
MacbethSeemsSus: 26 when she graduated, so 2051
Spades_Slicc: 2051
JoTyler: so birfth year + 26?
electra310: Could be two kids, or a stillbirth
Spades_Slicc: fuck
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a lot of dates for one puzzle
JoTyler: damn
electra310: Or a very old graduate
spo8n: 2801 was is beginning
vinopinguino: 2026
salamisuperstar: Is this game really making you do math?
Fanklok: Just keep trying numbers
vetr1c: 2050, she was still preggers at grad
Mr_Horrible: nah, this puzzle's fine
e_bloc:
if she's 30 with a 4 year old, she probably should have waited longer to have kids
Laserbeaks_Fury: So the kid was like 0 at Graduation
drcthulu: 2022
Fanklok: You only have 99 possible answers
Thefluffiestguineapig: @electra310 I mean if she was 26 that's either past undergrad or late graduation
betweenmyself: If I ever get a wall safe I am surrounding it with false clues that have absolutely nothing to do with the actual combo, just to screw with any gamers that try to steal my shit
Seth_Erickson: I like 2050 as another guess
vinopinguino: 2024
JoTyler: the baby's graduation?
vinopinguino: yeah the baby was in her belly when she graduated
VrolikSyndrome: fuck dude
shendaras:
InconsiderateHat: I was gnna say, kid birth years are pretty common passwords
TheWriterAleph: graduation from baby college?
MilkInBags: professional gulper
e_bloc: "it's the baby!" -Adam enters-
SnackPak_: ayyy
DMGlol: thrist quenching aqua
matthaus_c: the baby graduated by proxy
Makrosian_Tay: dang ben
JoTyler: when the baby graduated from her vagina
salamisuperstar: jesus
MilkInBags: QUENCHED
NotCainNorAbel: and in 45 minutes we will have a break for no reason
schordash: hydration 🚰
electra310: Chug chug chug chug
ButButTheJesus:
100 love your committment
GedankenPalast_: Quench. That. Thirst.
WiJohn: So kid born 2025
SymphonySolstice: birth year would've been 2051 then
Seth_Erickson: Would the kids birth not also be 2050-51?
DrLigmaPhD: Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug
JoTyler: the kid was born the same year that she graduated
WiJohn: Graduated that year
drcthulu: 2022
vinopinguino: 2024 final answer
e_bloc: brute force baby
Easilycrazyhat: was 2025 when *she* was born?
electra310: When will then be now?
betweenmyself: should have just taken a sip without grabbing the cup and said “I didn’t want the whole thing!” for the sake of the callback
Decaped: call British 911 for emergency puzzle help
vetr1c: Still voting for 2050
matthaus_c: happy birthday Helen
MilkInBags: ban everyone who said 2050
vetr1c: dammit
WiJohn: We tried 2051 already right?
Kentosaurus: is this game in the future?
QuixoticScrivener: only 10k combinations, brute force it
JoTyler: helen was born in 2025. her baby was 4 when she turned 30. so she had the baby when she was 26. the photo implies that she had the baby shortly after she graduated.
Mai_Andra: UK would be 999
Seth_Erickson: You've gone and gotten yourself banned milk you just said it
Makrosian_Tay: We;re guessing a lot about the year. What is it's MM/YY ?
DrLigmaPhD: She's still preoccupied with 20..20...2025
vinopinguino: @JoTyler this
drcthulu: 2051?
BorealMage: Oh, three OR four? 2052?
TheWriterAleph: how heavy was the baby
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was finishing a quick draft and missed half the possible dates so I'm not sure which thing we are determining, woman's graduation year, child's birth years
patrick_stonecrusher: Totes preggers
JoTyler: so we tried 2051, but it might be 2050 or 2052
NotCainNorAbel: maybe only 3 so 30-3 = 26 + 2025
e_bloc: 2013
JoTyler: yeahhh
JoTyler: nice!
Mr_Horrible: *three* or four years old, yeah
vetr1c: go team
matthaus_c: yes you would
e_bloc: Adam would still be playing it
matthaus_c: can't speak to you having the /patience/, but you could figure it out
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam you didn't google during the UFO50 game
JoTyler: h o l l o w b o d y
Blakemcm: might be only the bad guy you can see through it
MacbethSeemsSus: They phase out when you call them torches
TheAwkes: TFW the shadows render on the wrong layer.
Mr_Horrible: but can Mica do the Dark Souls Shuffle?
Thefluffiestguineapig: We probably have a higher chance of being correct than Google
DrLigmaPhD: C'mere you Bloodborn looking fuck
likelyDangerous: wait i got up for a sec what was the answer?
BorealMage: *NYUH*
MAPBoardgames: So thin you can see through their midriff? I swear, unrealistic beauty trends...
drcthulu: does the zombie have shoe on her hands?
matthaus_c: I like Mica, she fights like I prolly would
e_bloc: is she double-fisting or are those oven mitts
vinopinguino: 3rd time's the charm
salamisuperstar: Adam did warn you about melee builds
Laserbeaks_Fury: This Silent Hill 2 Remake is weird
TheWriterAleph: Major Fracture Detected. Morphine Administered.
drcthulu: survival game, the reward is you don't die
Fanklok: Adam insists Ben use his gun yet he mains Magneto... curious
lochnessseammonster:
rude
Mr_Horrible: "I'm doing fine!" [system critical]
SnackPak_: woooow
ButButTheJesus: @TheWriterAleph Minor Lacerations
Spades_Slicc: The zombies are also walking around, bad qualifier for life
Seth_Erickson: With the sound of music?
GasCityGaming: here comes the boom
rosesmcgee: Calm down, dad rock
HeavyMetalFlorist: YUP, i remember them
matthaus_c: something older than me
vinopinguino: here comes the BOOM
Fanklok: That Christian rock band?
lochnessseammonster:
that brought me back
vinopinguino: ready or not
tergonis: i can't deny you
NorthstarTex: I know that song!
BluTGI: < old.
vinewood_og: I, feel so ALIVE
mulligan2six: I heard that song for the first time in like a decade yesterday
WellFedGames: seen POD in concert. Good show.
e_bloc: POD is pretty deece
betweenmyself: FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
ShaneLeeAtk: So that is what POD stood for... Huh
SnackPak_: it is now
Quixoticcommand: all rock becomes dad rock
drcthulu: but good qualifier of unlife
rahvi: lol I do
mirshebs: we are the youth of a nation
MrSarkhan: POD is definitely dad rock now
CataclysmicReverb: AND FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
vinopinguino: butt rock
BluTGI: The kids make fun of 1900s folk
rosesmcgee: It me, I'm dad
rahvi: it is - confirmed by a dad - yeah
ghizmou: it s all dad rock, always been
Cptasparagus: is water wet?
Darleysam:
regrettably, we are now the dads
vinewood_og: Hoobastank was always dad rock lol
matthaus_c: even Radiohead is dad rock now
MirrorDisco: there is nothing wrong with Dad rock
e_bloc: and suddenly at 40 I don't know what dad anything is
Blakemcm: its all disco baby
gibbousm: Dad Rock is mostly the bands you'd see on Warped Tour
HeavyMetalFlorist: apparently i am a dad?
gamercat88: not a dad but i rock
superdude097: "Now That's What I Call Dad Rock!" is a real album and Blink182 is on it
e_bloc: I have a son
thatguysteve2709: Yo
onetrueseth: <---
Blakemcm: dad reporting in. small bladder
BluTGI: Not a dad.
itsr67: caught emoji
WellFedGames: raises hand
Darleysam: not a dad, but sure old enough
Quixoticcommand: I’m 40 and a father
Going_Medium: Twice
ogier300: I am
saucemaster5000: I'm an uncle, does that count?
the_walking: I am
toady0s: cat dad
frameshifty: only a catdad
patrick_stonecrusher: I always get POD and headPE mixed up
ButButTheJesus: old enough to be but no
rahvi: dad and cat dad
ToddOnATangent: dad here
Crimall: Negative!
BluTGI: Plant dad?
Easilycrazyhat: Present your Dad papers
0x6772: I'm 45, so old enough, but no kids.
Mr_Horrible: only father of a movement
lochnessseammonster:
i am not but i was a teen that listened to christian rock
NorthstarTex: *checks* I think I'd be more of a mom
itsr67: does cat dad count
tr3ewitch88: I'm a mom ... does that count?
Crimall: I got the snip and have never looked back!
MirrorDisco: I’m a Mom 🤷🏻♀️
vinewood_og: Insert Cameron time to take your ibuprofen for your back joke
JoTyler: i'm your daddy now
HeavyMetalFlorist: no kids, only headbangs!
vinopinguino: let em get up, let em get up.
Quixoticcommand: monsters would be scarier if I could see them
DrLigmaPhD: Context is key
matthaus_c: @JoTyler go go gremdad
DrAegirinePyrope: Just an aunt
electra310: How come there's no mom rock?
ButButTheJesus: @JoTyler yaaay
DrAegirinePyrope: and aunt who listens to dad rock
vinewood_og: Facts
betweenmyself:
no children, but cornering the market on nieces and nephews
itira: is there Aunt rock?
MilkInBags: that's not rock
SnackPak_: hell yeah
Cptasparagus: celiene dijon
raulghoulia: didn't he fight the Thundercats?
drcthulu: the hips don't lie
tehfewl: theres wine aunt rock
SymphonySolstice: fleetwood mac
frameshifty: mom rock used to be Barry Manilow or Neil Diamond
tr3ewitch88: Let's say none of that is rock.
electra310: Cher is Grandma Rock
xantos69: Do you believe in life after motherhood?
saucemaster5000: alien ant farm is mom rock
DrLigmaPhD: Blondie?
Darleysam: sheryl crow
KeytarCat: When I was younger, Dave Matthews Band was mom rock
ButButTheJesus: ♪ DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG♪
Quixoticcommand: Cher is now grandma rock
patrick_stonecrusher: KISS
Blakemcm: The Wicked Musical soundtrack
SnackPak_: yeah, Sheryl Crow
NorthstarTex: The Cranberries
BluTGI: Dad Rock implies the exsitence of Mom Folk, Grand Pa Polka, Grandma Jazz
NoxStryx: Is pumice dad rock?
SquareDotCube: Joan Jett, Pat Bennetar, RUSH
RatherLargeToad: Mack Fleetwood?
Kentosaurus: obligatory "is she single"
Last1031: at this point mom rock should be Avril Lavgine
MirrorDisco: Mick Fleetwood!? wow!
WiJohn: Most of the moms I know are super in to Chapell Roan
SquareDotCube: also Heart
Cosmonautilis24: The Chicks
NoxStryx: Is sandstone dad rock?
DrLigmaPhD: @BluTGI Uncle Ska
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Rock & Rule, with notable Star Trek actor Iggy Pop?
MirrorDisco: Spiritbox is Mom rock for me 😂♥️
vinopinguino: adam's mom knows a fleetwood?
groulux: Is The drummer Baptised?
NoxStryx: Is obsidian dad rock?
matthaus_c: so if I have batteries around, it's basically like I have lockpicks?
tr3ewitch88: I feel like Avril Lavigne is mom rock now?
Seth_Erickson: Damn that's innovation
BluTGI: @DrLigmaPhD Aunt R&B
GedankenPalast_: @MirrorDisco Very good choice
saucemaster5000: benny goodman the ultimate granddad rock
MilkInBags: canadian metal band
Seth_Erickson: Horror games are going places
Mai_Andra: Monkey Island ass puzzle (melting a lock with battery acid (grog))
DrAegirinePyrope: with all the rocks in chat, have to add to my list: an aunt who listens to dad rock and is a geologist
GasCityGaming: Korn?
Crimall: @MirrorDisco Yess!!!1
WiJohn: Cousin Funk
MrSarkhan: I love Spiritbox!
MilkInBags: better than evanescence
DrAegirinePyrope: so loving all of these dad rocks in chat
NorthstarTex: isn't spirit box from victoria?
Mai_Andra: Evanescence is still banging
electra310: I would accept Evanescence as mom rock
HeavyMetalFlorist: Yessss, spiritbox!!
Mai_Andra: That was literally only one song...
e_bloc: I can't wake up
NoxStryx: Evanesance didnt have a rapper, it was just that one song
BluTGI: It was the 90s. Rap music was in everything.
TheWriterAleph: the evanescence redo album without the rap is legit
MilkInBags: his loss
Fanklok: Evanescence does raps?
vinopinguino: the 90s are back!
Mai_Andra: They released a new album in 2023
Kramburger: That 'rap' bit was the label adding it in
DrAegirinePyrope: I saw Evanescence live like 15 years ago
SnackPak_: yup
ShaneLeeAtk: I went to college with Amy Lee. We had a couple of classes together.
Jennie_Fuchsia: my parents met working at a radio station and always liked REALLY cool bands so I rebel by listening to Tom Cardy
NarishmaReborn: saw them like a couple of summers ago touring with lindsey stirling
far2muchsarcasm: as i understand it, they didn't even want that but the label insisted
BluTGI: Can't believe you kids are bringing Creed back. Judging.
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, My Immortal also kinda broke away
Inquisitor_Xian: the evanescence ladys daughter got to do the intended version of bring me back to life without the random dude on it
SymphonySolstice: they're still active yeah, just their first album was popular and then mainstream forgot they existed
NoxStryx: The one popular song had a guest spot from the lead singer of 12 Stones
Mr_Horrible: it wasn't *just* Bring Me To Life
0x6772: Unsubscribe "Evanesence Facts"
vinewood_og: Scott needs money .wav
SnackPak_: oof
korvys: Oh, with the ice smashing
squ3e: TOOOOOO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEEEE
LittleVesuvius: ??
MacbethSeemsSus: Ironic Evanescence has lasted this long.
Mr_Horrible: the song everyone only knows from the Titan A.E. trailers
MirrorDisco: ha ha!
tr3ewitch88: 😅🤣🤣🤣
Darleysam: anyone else have the friend who was REALLY into the Deftones?
CataclysmicReverb: TO A PLACE WITH LEMON TEA
NorthstarTex: wait Gen Z is bringing Creed back?!
Last1031: Creed is been head lining tours in the US
Jobot180: They Jebus people
BluTGI: @NorthstarTex Un-ironically
Mr_Horrible: yes
AtomicAlchemical: Bold of you to assume creed ever left the radio
salamisuperstar: They're a Christian rock band yeah
Seth_Erickson: We need the Dead Space objective pointer in this game.
Mr_Horrible: they're Christian Rock
Spades_Slicc: Jeebus Creebus
LithelyUnshod: It's definitely heaven
DarknessKingCoH: Also Bring Me to Life was on the Daredevil Soundtrack
Crimall: HELP ME JEBUS!
SquareDotCube: "the eye surgeon?"
tergonis: wait there's lyrics beyond "take me higher" ???
InconsiderateHat: Ya Creed's a jesus rock band
MilkInBags: take me higher isnt just sex upstairs?
itira: definitely jesus people
gamercat88: Nah def Jeebus big time
vinopinguino: yep
MilkInBags: adam
Mai_Andra: Every album Evanescence has released since has been better than Fallen.
saucemaster5000: oh def
Darleysam: yes
NoxStryx: Most of the band from Evanesance started another band called we are the fallen
MirrorDisco: yes! I had a friend who got to go on the Deftones tour bus
AtomicAlchemical: Adam
ButButTheJesus: the next line is "to a place with golden streets"
Kramburger: Yep
MacbethSeemsSus: Yep
LithelyUnshod: yeah man
SnackPak_: Adam
diy_ect: with arms wide oopen!
DrLigmaPhD: They want god-mommy to give upppies
WiJohn: Yes
GasCityGaming: Crees started as it yeah, POD was too!
electra310: Yes
lochnessseammonster: yeah
CataclysmicReverb: Adam.
Jobot180: Whose Creed did you think it was?
Spades_Slicc: Not Dad rock, but The Father Rock
vinewood_og: Creed is the winger of the late 90s
LostThePirate: Very religious, yeah
AtomicAlchemical: Adam their band is called "Creed"
Kramburger: It was known back in the 2000s
jessieimproved: Creed is definitely Christian rock, we listened to it in youth group
Faulpyr: Hella Christian Rock
Fanklok: ICP is Christian rap
Mr_Horrible: *gently pats your head*
itira: she is though
TheWriterAleph:
ADAM
lochnessseammonster: she is
matthaus_c: that's just a fact
VrolikSyndrome: But you're spitting there
Kramburger: Adam.
LithelyUnshod: Squirrel Girl *is* thicc
Mr_Horrible: okay but Squirrel Girl *is* thicc
salamisuperstar: ADAM! You're right
vinopinguino: he's just spittin facts
MacbethSeemsSus: The Creed isn't the assassin one.
BrindleBoar: she wasn't really, before Rivals
BluTGI: Squirrel Girl is indeed thiccccc
e_bloc: Squirrel girl is thicc as molasses
GreyThey: P.O.D. is Christian Rock, too
tr3ewitch88: It's OK, it took me a while to figure out who it was Christian rock too.
saucemaster5000: maybe people just like typing your name
Seth_Erickson: Well they aren't higher in the place where blind men see
Crimall: She is tho....
BrindleBoar: now she's extremely thiccc
NoxStryx: Squirrel girl's tail is thicc
electra310: Squirrel Girl does have the broadest tail in Marvel
itira: LOL
DudelidouX: so is POD
TheWriterAleph: both can be true.
AtomicAlchemical:
onetrueseth: Creed and Skillet both got their FM hits while being Christian rock
SnackPak_: gottem
DaxStrife: Both can be true.
lochnessseammonster:
Spades_Slicc: Most Christians are
SymphonySolstice: same dif
couchboyj: Might as well ADAM saying the sky is blue
Mr_Horrible: I mean, they're not mutually exclusive
BluTGI: A lot of bands started out as Christian Rock
Darleysam: so were MXPX
Jobot180: Porque no los dos?
Blakemcm: He has the power of god and rock on his side
Faulpyr: Why not both?
betweenmyself:
counterpoint, Creed is Christian thicc
DarknessKingCoH: The Killers are as well
HeavyMetalFlorist: yeah, but P.O.D arent jagoffs about it
BluTGI: Paramore def was
Cptasparagus: yes
GasCityGaming: oh absolutely
GasCityGaming: started as it
Darleysam: I'm positive they were
DrLigmaPhD: She is thicc but my internal reaction to Squirrel Girl isnh horny so much as it is "I wanna hug her"
patrick_stonecrusher: LIMC had an episode about Squirrel Girl being thicc
Darleysam: chick magnet
CataclysmicReverb: Disturbed was also VERY christian
GasCityGaming: Skillet was too
SnackPak_: chick magnet!
Mai_Andra: DC Talk
WellFedGames: Responisbility
e_bloc: Adam's gonna get the VOD muted
BorealMage: gluten free gate key?
Nimiphi: long key
LostThePirate:
Squirrel Girl is a girl, though, Adam, and you're a grownass man, lol. Stop admiring the jailbait
SquareDotCube:
Gee I wonder if Lamb of God was Christian
jessieimproved: Newsboys still kinda slaps tbh
MirrorDisco: Disturbed!? really???
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I just got done a temp job at a place next to a store that played very loud christian rock and I swear 80% of the lyrics were just the word jesus
Cptasparagus: relient k, also very christian
electra310: I still listen to Newsboys. Mom rock, I guess?
LittleVesuvius: what band is this?
vinopinguino: loool
DudelidouX: early mxpx was christian punk but they tried to distance themselves from it
lochnessseammonster:
i made my friend a hot pink tux for prom because of relient k
Mr_Horrible: sorry, if you're solo you have to go see Unreliant K
NoxStryx: Some of the members of Evanescence were in the important christian metalcore/death metal band Living Sacrifice.
drcthulu: making stuff up and other christian values
KeytarCat: I grew up on Switchfoot, and they were local so I got to see them a bunch
Fanklok: Joyce can just go deal with it with his fuck ass hammer
saucemaster5000: you needed more than 6 kids to have a prom
LostThePirate:
I saw P.O.D. when the opened for Linkin Park, lol - another religious hard rock band
CataclysmicReverb: @MirrorDisco VERY. Re-listen to them, they had like two things to them, very Christian, and strong hate for the Bush administration.
lochnessseammonster: yeah
Juliamon: We had a senior semi
DoctorHutch: I saw MxPx on tour with Reel Big Fish back in the day. They did a fun cover of I'm Gonna Be (500 miles)
lochnessseammonster: same
Jobot180: Is Sadie Hawkins dance still a thing?
Crimall: My school in Aus gave use the corporate treatment... End of Year Function
KeytarCat: I had a panic attack at Prom!
Fanklok: Who is Sadie Hawkins
kimmibeans: I went to a tiny all-girls school, so Prom was pretty chill
gamercat88: oh Sadie Hawkins, the trauma that gave me lol
Mai_Andra: Evanescence was initially billed as a Christian bank, even though they were not trying to be. They met at church camp, though.
electra310: Prom king and queen aren't very important, it's mostly a dance and food
ButButTheJesus: Reliant K was the type of car my mom had at one time
Nimiphi: my upstairs neighbor also has 4 buttons bound to stomp (*apparently)
BluTGI: Stomp is still touring.
BluTGI: Today I learned.
LittleVesuvius: I never went to prom. (I have sensory issues and it would have overwhelmed me)
drcthulu: @Mai_Andra it was probably a pray away the gay camp
WiJohn: I think you have healing speay
betweenmyself: there was that dustup some years back *claiming* that Insane Clown Posse were seeding their songs with Evangelical undertones to convert people to Christianity…
NoxStryx: @keytarcat that sounds like the name of an Scenecore band
bosqueofpines: I was too busy being an antisocial weirdo and playing WoW to go to my prom.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was an autistic kid who was sheltered to the point I am still having therapy about it so no prom
mirshebs: @Nimiphi same!
ButButTheJesus: @Nimiphi same, mine has like 20 different sound effects
electra310: When one of us is funny, we are all funny!
Darleysam: just because we're doing callbacks to good bands, gonna throw this one out for Adam: Millencolin
cobthegreat: It's wasn't even a contest for my school the Senior board just which of them was the King and Queen
Cptasparagus: Inhale Exhale also a good christian Metalcore band from back in the day
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude
kimmibeans: Dude
GedankenPalast_: Clown car galore
Fanklok: I didn't go to prom either. I think I played Guild Wars
public_key_reveal_party: I only went to my prom because my partner at the time wanted to go, and we were both kinda miserable and uninterested haha
Thefluffiestguineapig: So responsible drinking but no vehicular safety
GasCityGaming: The youth group at my school had a dry grad at the school, movies on the projector in the library with the couches and comfy chairs, sports in the gym, hottub in the shop
SymphonySolstice: we didn't have a prom, we had a "winter social" where half my class showed up already drunk, ate all the food, and then left to keep drinking
Darleysam:
that's my streamer
electra310: My first date with my future husband was to senior prom
SnackPak_: Pennybridge Pioneers is a TTBB
BusTed:
gamercat88: i had states on prom so i went to prom with horrible sunburn but also a state championship in discus so worth it
Jobot180: I met my ex-fiancé in the trunk of a Nissan when we were clown caring it.
MirrorDisco: I went to prom by myself ♥️ Had a gay friend tell me I could really shake my booty. I took that as a compliment.
BluTGI:
Adam's sister is more fun than his mom
Seth_Erickson: I went to prom once and we ended up spending too much time in our group date that we realized we'd actually missed the prom dance proper and just did a small dance thing at one of the dates house.
gamercat88: but ur not baptized Ben... gasp
KeytarCat: I used to be a Boy (scout)!
drcthulu: Jebus would have been a cool guy
LittleVesuvius: man y'all went to summer camp? /j (I was poor, am making a joke)
gamercat88: oh thank god
gamercat88: lol
Makrosian_Tay: The grad party for me was soooo embarrassing. I didn't have anyone I was close with, so I drifted between 4 separate friend groups. Also, I was hella sweaty
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: we call that A/B testing
LittleVesuvius: wait WHAT
SnackPak_: wooow
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
lochnessseammonster:
Jobot180: How dare you care!
LittleVesuvius: that's ridiculous, she's throwing up in the bathtub
NoxStryx: I hear about a senior prom that was cinco de mayo themed, it was a seniõr prom
Mr_Horrible: "High School!" *jazz hands*
lochnessseammonster:
vinopinguino: good guy ben
DrLigmaPhD: Baptism skips every other sibling
BrindleBoar: dodged a bullet
LostThePirate: You made the right choice, Ben
SquareDotCube: you know what that's ok
e_bloc: I mean who hasn't thrown up in a bathtub
SymphonySolstice: teen girls are weird
AtomicAlchemical: dodged a bullet really
Thefluffiestguineapig: Jealousy of how much you want to help
drcthulu: She Helly Jelly
Crimall:
Good Guys always win in the end
LittleVesuvius: the one time i've been around folks THAT drunk, I was literally the only sober one in uni where everyone was either drunk, high, or both. it was mega uncomfortable
Blakemcm: people are still learning not to be psychopaths in highschool
Spades_Slicc: me
Seth_Erickson: Me
gamercat88: would Jebus not hold back the hair of someone who is throwing up in a bathtub
Nimiphi: I was at a party and one of the other girls was studying cosmetology and I got a free haircut. it was bad
ButButTheJesus: yeesh
xantos69: You mean ex-friend right?
vinopinguino: on purpose lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
matthaus_c: you throw up on purpose????
LittleVesuvius: I have. but not from being drunk/high, I just have a lot of allergies and missed.
DrLigmaPhD: Me but I have thrown up out the window of a car doing 80mph
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOW
LostThePirate: I don't think I've missed the toilet by enough to hit the bathtub, lol
Kentosaurus: your girlfriend dumped you? obligatory "is she single?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: How would logistically you throw up in a pocket
Fanklok: I was so hungry over one day I threw up all over the toilet
ButButTheJesus: cutscene? lore?
Fanklok: Hung over
e_bloc: true story--once I got so drunk that I tried to use the hamper for the toilet before my then-wife woke me up
itira: me
vinewood_og: Threw up off a balcony on some kid's bike freshman year.... MID times
Seth_Erickson: These are the things that have really deterred me from drinking it sounds miserable.
Decaped: Those people you beat to death with a pipe
MacbethSeemsSus: Is this entire game going to be a hallucination from the crash?
BluTGI: That purse, forever unclean
LittleVesuvius: @MacbethSeemsSus that might be the game
electra310: Not even your own friend, that's rough
Jobot180: Pre-karma
vinewood_og: Good friend
Stormgod519: wooooow... i just got here so cool story
Stormgod519: hi boys
Easilycrazyhat: Drunk Ben is a prophet
Thefluffiestguineapig: I had a huge bleeding stomach ulcer so I got to the point I put my bed next to the sink in my dorm (bathroom was shared but had my own sink) so I could just roll out of bed to throw up
AtomicAlchemical: Pre-venge
WiJohn: Nostruvomus
Tangsm: Nostravomits
tr3ewitch88: Premature karma.
Fanklok: Maybe she cheated because of that event
GrumbusForbids: dionysus' gift of prophecy
InconsiderateHat: Got her while the getting was good
e_bloc: she was just looking for guys who didn;t have friends who would throw up in their purse
isupor: what a time to joint he stream
Makrosian_Tay: Classic
vinopinguino: you're hired!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was there an airbrushed wizard on it?
ghyllnox: What if she cheated on him because he defended this weird guy he knew who threw up in her purse
matthaus_c: put Smirnoff squarely in things I don't miss from adolescence
Inquisitor_Xian: i threw up in a wizard hat at a ren faire once
groulux: I was cleaning up after a party and as I was emptying my bucket in the kitchen sink (the Toilet was occupied) And I just stood there and said....Should have taken out the spagetti strainer.
MilkInBags: just drink less duh
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betweenmyself: have never gotten drunk to the point of vomiting/blacking out
kimmibeans: I've only blacked out once... but it wasn't the alcohol
gibbousm: PASS - Pull, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep
Nimiphi: I swapped from drinking to wacky tabbaccy because I never throw up on that
Jobot180: Pull a rabbit outta that
vinopinguino: wanna see a magic trick? BLEEEH
e_bloc: I used to drink like a fish, now i'm almost three years sober
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the first time I ever had port I threw up, but that was because of food poisoning
LittleVesuvius: Due to a blood pressure disorder I faint long before I even get tipsy
Inquisitor_Xian: it was my hat...i threw it away lmao
Easilycrazyhat: Only blacked out once when I was in London. Always been able to toe the line since.
Juliamon: None of my blackouts are from alcohol
drcthulu: think about the rabbits
Mr_Horrible: "Verily, what the shit, my guy?"
GasCityGaming: I have never done it i swear
BluTGI: Damn't-Dave
LittleVesuvius: people assumed I was a lightweight for like years, then I got diagnosed
kimmibeans: I have never gotten hungover. It pisses off my partner, lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Inquisitor_Xian Was it a nice hat?
ghyllnox: "I cast barf hat!"
vinewood_og: Do you think the nostrils of the white tower are nose-blind mithrandir?
LittleVesuvius: alcohol makes me faint so
RechargeableFrenchman: I definitely drink a lot less now that I'm passed 30 than I did ten years ago, though I was never a crazy drinker to begin with
Seth_Erickson: Blacking out spooks me.
BluTGI: We're doing an arson?
lochnessseammonster:
only time i ever blacked out was second year and i threw up and clogged our kitchen sink
electra310:
I gave my kid a grasshopper on Christmas Eve and he spent the whole next day throwing up. I actually think it was unrelated because there was not much alcohol in it at all, but he plans to never drink again.
Inquisitor_Xian: @vinewood_og ehhhhhhhhhh it was ok, i didn't feel too bad about it
vinopinguino: garbage fire, a little too on the nose there game
Seth_Erickson:
I've never gotten hungover either
e_bloc: if you have never gotten a hangover, you've never really drank
LittleVesuvius: i ALSO believed your kid ate a grasshopper
Thefluffiestguineapig: Me too Ben
RechargeableFrenchman: One New Years where I stopped drinking at 7am and woke up at noon not hungover yet because I was still drunk
Nimiphi: I thought the kid was Mulan or something
Makrosian_Tay: I'm sorry, Hamster Style?
kimmibeans: Nope. My partner had to literally carry my ass back to our hotel after trying the "around the world challenge". I woke up chipper at 7 am the next day, no issues
InconsiderateHat: Never drank enough to black out, only enough to lie in an empty kiddy pool and be so happy about it. XD
saucemaster5000: I have actually woken up in someone else's pants thanks to alcohol
xantos69: Adam I LOVE that reference. Thank you
Fanklok: I decided it was a good idea to drink half a handle of jack Daniel's at 3 am when I had to be at work at 10 that morning
LittleVesuvius: I have friends who snack on real (cooked) grasshoppers
Mr_Horrible: I've definitely been hungover and it's varying levels of "well I don't know what I was expecting"
itira: iv been hungover once. i drank so much wine. it was awful
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Makrosian_Tay I am also wondering what Hamster Style is
tr3ewitch88: I remember getting underage blackout drunk and my mom didn't even punish me because I was punishing myself.
LostThePirate: I've never gotten blackout drunk, but I've had some nasty hangovers over the years. Probably been a decade, though, I know my limits better than when I was in my 20s.
Thefluffiestguineapig: If your kid is Mulan I think that's just an epic win
electra310: Grasshopper: Milkshake with creme de menthe and creme de cacao
xantos69: I thought I was the only person on the planet who ever saw that movie.
matthaus_c: the one time I went hard on drinks I vomited for a couple hours and went to the ER at 4 am
protojman: trey parker and matt stone
Mr_Horrible: "Elevator keeps not elevating!"
varmintx0: When I was much younger, I tried to get drunk once. An entire bottle of bourbon. All it gave me was a massive headache.
xantos69: "I can still smell the newspaper"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Drunk/hungover witching hour ER is way worse than the already bad witching hour ER
BluTGI: If your elevator elevates for more than 4 hours consult a mechanic
groulux: Yeah I vaguely remember Orgasmo from working nights in a video store
RechargeableFrenchman: Oh there was a Big Rock in Vancouver until the Pandini
kimmibeans: Got so drunk, I fell asleep on the toilet at a Sum41 concert... no hangover the next day.
Thoufeux: damn b-word you live like this
RechargeableFrenchman: I miss that place, their brown ale is wicked
Juliamon: peak horror shit
Blip2004: I am in Calgary still, although hopefully only one more year
vinopinguino: why would they give you the No option anyway
electra310: To hold our hair
Tangsm: What if you don't want to touch something?
SymphonySolstice: why are the sticks CLEAN
SymphonySolstice: that's the horro
GreyThey: You can kill two tiny vampires
mrjujubeans: kindling
e_bloc: Chekov's Chopsticks
Darleysam: meanwhile if you couldn't take them, Alex would flip out
saucemaster5000: bro ain't gonna get the spring rolls
LittleVesuvius: video gaaaames
tr3ewitch88: You might need to grab some things through a small hole.
rosesmcgee: Healthy stream
vaezarekgaming: What's the best alcohol pairing for tigers blood?
vinopinguino: "my dude, you piss mad loud"
Nigouki: Piss on the SIDE of the bowl!
DrLigmaPhD: @SymphonySolstice EXTREMELY thorough use
cobthegreat: What if there's sushi later
BluTGI: Zombie Slip & Slide
matthaus_c:
@Thefluffiestguineapig it actually turned out as a pretty fond memory all things considered
Mr_Horrible: tiny Bill Skarsgaard
Cptasparagus: JAMES!
SymphonySolstice: #blamejames
Cptasparagus:
GedankenPalast_: James!
Fanklok: AGAIN
e_bloc: why do you think there are no vampires in southeast asia
BluTGI: James stop playing minecraft and fix the plumbing!
Mr_Horrible: I think the conceit is it's picking up residual broadcast signals? But it's very "video game logic"
Decaped: There should be audiotapes you pick up and put into your working walkman you carry around for emotional comfort
matthaus_c: I shower at least every 12h
kimmibeans: hey, that's what ponytails are for; hiding greasy hair
Fanklok: Actual shower or just rinse off?
Mr_Horrible: schupid
Juliamon: tying back greasy hair is the only thing I miss from having long hair
BusTed: El Kabong!
drcthulu: wield that axe
SymphonySolstice: s h r e d
vinopinguino: jeff jarret!
CataclysmicReverb: Battle axe!
matthaus_c: oh my god does it make a noise
Going_Medium: You have a hammer and an axe!
0x6772: MELEE BUILD!
Astramentha: \m/
Darleysam: GOTY
Fanklok: Up there with Deadly Premonition
Makrosian_Tay:
Ben out here ACTUALLY living his best life
BluTGI: Jamfest
lochnessseammonster:
ButButTheJesus: mrowwwwn
RatherLargeToad: Let’s Rock!
Nimiphi: she's doing COMBOS
Nimiphi: Riffs, even
vaezarekgaming: Wait until we find out the guitar is one time use lol
NoxStryx: Every good horror game lets you wield an axe.
GrumbusForbids: yeah the guitar's gonna have the durability of a botw stick
mrjujubeans: dead rising successor?
electra310: Hey, the water came back
e_bloc: does it matter if it's a strendor or a statiducaster
Mr_Horrible: I can run it (badly)
drcthulu: Adam's computer can't handle breaches in POE2
ExtraWubs: when is ben joining the oki crew
Nimiphi: I wonder if it helps the integrity of the guitar as a weapon to remove the strings
mrjujubeans: @electra310 LOL
Mr_Horrible: I'll have the settings that turn the frog into a ps1 model, but not as a bug
Mr_Horrible: yeah Ben only likes *good* fighting games, like Shrek Super Slam
salamisuperstar: Or does the tension hold it together?
0x6772: That'd actually make it easier to break the guitar's neck, actually. that tension is holding the lever in line.
Seth_Erickson: I'm in the dd2 update waiting boat and then the Elden Ring NightReign wating boat after that
matthaus_c: technical term "it's tight"
Mai_Andra: this way when it breaks, it turns into a morningstar
Nimiphi: tighten the strings on the guitar for explosive damage as it literally shreds itself apart on impact
GrumbusForbids: obviously you use the chopsticks on the keypad
e_bloc: studies have shown beating someone with a guitar is comparable to an axe
MilkInBags:
it's gonna be....abominable
BluTGI: Maybe the zombies are hydrophobic
vinopinguino: ayyy
SymphonySolstice: tee hee
LittleVesuvius: did we open the safe
lamina5432: new HSR today so im happy
0x6772: (Source: my father's a retired classical guitar teacher, and I know all the ways to accidentally break the neck and bridge of a guitar. My favorite is leaving in strung over the winter without a humidifier: pops the bridge clean off.)
Mai_Andra: that security door closed... the one that you had crawled under to get into this hallway
marjaneke: find the code
matthaus_c: wet ass building, make that fire escape weak
Nimiphi: is it coincidence that you got everything wet just as you found the guitar?
schordash:
LittleVesuvius: 2025+30-4 i think is the answer
electra310: Are there any hostile noodles nearby?
e_bloc: play some wet leg
Nigouki: do you need to play in inventory with the key card thingi?
matthaus_c: that elevator had one god damn job
SymphonySolstice: call that a stationary t hen
SymphonySolstice: then*
catcard: bingo!
GrumbusForbids: it's not a horror game without a fuse box with a missing fuse
Pharmacistjudge: Good evening Gentlepersons and others.
Mr_Horrible: ayup
Nigouki: at least this isn't as obtuse as some sierra games inventory combinations
Going_Medium: They asked me to find a fuse, then get another one. I refused.
JoTyler: @Going_Medium boooo
AtomicAlchemical: if you think about it, enemies and bullets are just more locks and keys with a weird unlocking minigame
Fanklok: Where there is a master key there is a master lock
GrumbusForbids: @Going_Medium woooo
Seth_Erickson: Except for like the horror so far, imo
Nimiphi: uh oh, hammer broke
vinopinguino: ugh math
Decaped: Horror games really need the reality bending stuff to be effective nowadays.
tr3ewitch88: Just flip all of them
matthaus_c: it's nice that as adults we get to have these sophisticated renderings of children's puzzles
vinopinguino: the real horror is the math
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MacbethSeemsSus: *click*
BluTGI: Math Puzzles. The joy of horror games
Pharmacistjudge: i don't know what the goal level is
e_bloc: we get it Ben, you're a switch llrKAPPA
e_bloc:
Nimiphi: maybe we need another switch to solve it
ButButTheJesus: he's FINE
BluTGI: "FINE"
Nimiphi: there is a 6th slot for a switch that's empty
matthaus_c: said a couple looking for a third
Nimiphi: idk, just spitballing
Mr_Horrible: good god my twitch is cooked
BluTGI: At least they got a good switch sound
BluTGI: Def looks like we're missing a switch
betweenmyself:
She was born October 4th 2025, and she had a daughter at 30… Wild stab, down down up down up up
matthaus_c: we are totally missing bottom left
LittleVesuvius: lower left switch is missing
GreyThey: "Do we need another switch" is also what every Nintendo fan said when the Switch 2 was announced
electra310: Can we shove a chopstick in there?
PhorrestGaze: what's the target voltage?
BluTGI: @PhorrestGaze 600
Pharmacistjudge: but ben I thought you bought a new switch
BluTGI: Volts/Watts/Giggachads
catcard: I went away for a bit and I come back and we're holding a guitar. radical
Fanklok: Are chop sticks a switch?
0x6772: Hard pass.
betweenmyself: target voltage is 2, because poop joke
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LPS_97: So Vaseline?
BusTed: huffin the peach pit
kimmibeans: If Peach's armpit DOESN'T smell like peaches I will riot
Nimiphi: if guitar is weapon, is mayonnaise an instrument?
0x6772: @LPS_97 deep cut
BluTGI: I was going to joke about this.
electra310: I am a genius
Mr_Horrible: but I sold my switch to buy you this gold chain for your watch
GrumbusForbids: lmao what
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BluTGI: Moonlogic
itira:
0x6772: @Nimiphi Sure, fuck it, and a tutu is a taxi cab!
thatguysteve2709: Press button
Nimiphi: push button?
Pharmacistjudge: we are playing a Sierra Point and Click Adventure
mrjujubeans: should I use my head?
betweenmyself: Just put a penny in the breaker slot… Not your house
matthaus_c: King's Quest looking ass
MacbethSeemsSus: Wait that's not how you use chopsticks?
e_bloc: 3d monkey dieland
Mr_Horrible: likely because there's an interaction prompt
Fanklok: I WAS FUCKING JOKING
Mr_Horrible: so it just shortcuts you
BluTGI: What if we're attacked by tiny vampires now??!
tr3ewitch88: It was all thanks to chopsticks 😅
Nimiphi: I can't believe the people before us didnt think to use chopsticks in the electrical box
Nimiphi: what utter fools
CataclysmicReverb: Wasn't that DAYTONAAAA
Mr_Horrible: or SH2 making a handle out of a horseshoe and candle wax
electra310: That is also what I do in the elevator
matthaus_c: have you ever gotten stuck in an elevator
mrjujubeans: she’s flatlining!
kumatsu: give me my emotional support guitar
BluTGI: Push!
betweenmyself: cmon Ben, the correct song for this situation is from Sonic R, what with everybody super sonic racing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that guitar gently weeping?
vinopinguino: wish you
Mr_Horrible: <Card Impounded>
MilkInBags: it's ronald mcdonald
e_bloc: I was stuck in an elevator about 10 minutes one day
MacbethSeemsSus: ""Anyway here's wonderwall"
0x6772: What would Adam do? (Let him fall, of course.)
BrindleBoar: "Do a flip!"
0x6772: @BrindleBoar Yeah, you're right.
Mr_Horrible: he always picks the "..." option, it is well known
e_bloc: actor seems a litte stiff
Thefluffiestguineapig: So those first two were the illusion of choice since it was "let's talk inside" or "you must be freezing"
BluTGI: Hope that edge isn't slippery
0x6772: Same, suicidal dude, same.
e_bloc: his name is Geronimo
BluTGI: Guess he's waiting for the right time.
CataclysmicReverb: Tea time, innit?
0x6772: @e_bloc That reminds me: given that people shout Geronimo when they jump out of planes, I think because he screamed his name on the way into battle… was he the first Pokemon?
betweenmyself: He’s checking his watch against the local bus schedule… He wants to be isekaied at the last second
BluTGI: Tax time!
matthaus_c: the cheese tax the cheese tax
e_bloc: @0x6772 r
e_bloc: @0x6772 rofl
0x6772: Just rolling the first time? ;^>
BluTGI: It used to be "For geronimo!" but it got shortned
MilkInBags: p7
0x6772: Bah, fine. I like my version better. ;^>
Darleysam: He's not gonna be in Ho2owbody
Cptasparagus: what if you played a sick riff
BrindleBoar: @Darleysam 2 Hollow 2 Body
betweenmyself: T posed for dominance, then dipped out
e_bloc: tbh doesnt seem that high up
catcard: can you take me higher?
0x6772: "Hollow Body, Electic Boogalody".
likelyDangerous: "and im freeeeeee..."
thatguysteve2709: That songs backstory is so weird
BluTGI: Dude had a nice roof to live for
Nimiphi: should've whipped out the guitar and played him a song
Makrosian_Tay: Legit love that 3EB song
lamina5432: and DMCA'd
gamercat88: freebird
Makrosian_Tay: I WOULD UNDERSTAND!
catcard: bruh
CataclysmicReverb: @catcard and i don't want the world to see me?
tr3ewitch88: I wonder if he knew there were stairs
tr3ewitch88: Sorry
0x6772: @tr3ewitch88 He was in a hurry.
Juliamon: Physics object!
matthaus_c: companion cube
NotCainNorAbel: new box friend
glyndev: Turns out the piece of paper was a key
BluTGI: Open World time!
kireawolf: Got any loot?
Mr_Horrible: we've found our garden gnome
likelyDangerous: @tr3ewitch88 shouldve told him we fixed the elevator
LPS_97: red card
Nimiphi: you're moving that box around the same way my UPS driver does
NorthstarTex: that was so a red card
0x6772: Love the sound!
MacbethSeemsSus: Good twang
Juliamon: GOOD SFX
catcard: amazing,
Mr_Horrible: nice detail
patrick_stonecrusher: KABONG
electra310: I am wildly happy about the sound
kumatsu: S-tier foley work
e_bloc: mixing sports mtaphors here
CataclysmicReverb: "Here's an F-Sharp, now B-Flat!
BrindleBoar: literal nothing
GreyThey: Guitar Fear-o
e_bloc: guitar has a heart of chrome and the voice of a horny ange
DMGlol: we are very soccer
Pharmacistjudge: quite a bit
Pteraspidomorphi: Well, I'm portuguese
Orxolon: I'm from Uruguay,sos,i kknow
NorthstarTex: more than you apparently
BluTGI: King's Sport? You mean Cricket?
Pteraspidomorphi: Still know nothing
hoveringhalibut: Time for the drum solo
couchboyj: I know hoe to make ice cream soup
thatguysteve2709: I mean I have my ref licenses for soccer so the rules I guess
kumatsu: Soccer Savidan, they call him
matthaus_c: brother I'm Brazilian and you know more than me
hb8u: Uruguay mentioned twice in a month huh
Darleysam: so anyway, here's wonderwall *SPLANG*
vinopinguino: nwo! nwo!
Orxolon: @hb8u what was the other one?
Decaped: I think you get teh Dog ending if you kill enough enemies with the guitar
CataclysmicReverb: Heck yes feefas next oki oki
Nimiphi: why they gotta have yaoi hands tho?!
Fanklok: I know that soccer is British slang for association football
Mr_Horrible: Mica just overusing DI
hb8u: @Orxolon think it was a lrr live
tehfewl: come to Wonderwall in 15 seconds for an ass kicking
salamisuperstar: How many people wanna kick some ass??
Pharmacistjudge: deleting that message because that was a bit too much for even me
BluTGI: Kabong rips
Manae: Need to get the notes for Self Improvement so you can more faster
GasCityGaming: I am literally playing monk right now and had to double check
kumatsu: seven-side strike, I think?
betweenmyself: is there a ukulele in case we run into any tiny zombies?
lochnessseammonster:
tr3ewitch88: @salamisuperstar I do
MacbethSeemsSus: Upgrade to bass
Pharmacistjudge: do they have to duck in doorways?
kumatsu: tall glass of water strutting at you
Darleysam: yeah, drop a piano on them
kimmibeans: Is it single?
BluTGI: Slenderman's Niece.
vinopinguino: get juked
0x6772: Yeah, it's the lost member of Cypress Hill. It spits shit.
e_bloc: looks like she might be on her period though
CataclysmicReverb: Time for a bit of the old ultra violins
SquareDotCube: Sekiro had that one guy with a large bell
lochnessseammonster: burpentine
superdude097: Damn, those legs go ALL THE WAY up, don't they?
Fanklok: Bell does infinity damage
betweenmyself: I just know when the zombie apocalypse comes, someones gonna try to stick me with the triangle
BusTed: give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle
frank_the_great: Howdy spoopy boys, howdy chat! How's the game so far?
BluTGI: Hi-kick!
JohnLockeCole: Legs that Go all the way to the ground
BusTed: I like the attack where you motion like you're going to swing, but then kick instead
0x6772: No health bar, no numbers flying out of the head… shit, actually: no HUD at all. That's a style choice!
likelyDangerous: @frank_the_great awesome and good dumb
Mr_Horrible: 14 days?
MacbethSeemsSus: 2 weeks
salamisuperstar: About a month?
0x6772: About 3 weeks, Adam?
electra310: SFX top tier
MilkInBags: hehehehehehehehehe
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matthaus_c:
weird uncle jokes huh
tr3ewitch88: Adam
frank_the_great: @likelyDangerous Pogchamp
ButButTheJesus: huehuehuehue
Mr_Horrible: oh no, you can't send that back at us
lochnessseammonster:
enbycephalopod: a d a m
BrindleBoar: You Adam. Me Twitch Chat.
Mr_Horrible: that's not how this relationship works
BluTGI: Adam used Puns, it was super-effective!
kumatsu: don't let chat bully you Adam, that was comedy gold
Larkonus: ADAM. You rock.
Seth_Erickson: Adam! but in the cadence of Jason!
Fanklok: Ok neither of you are funny
Orxolon: where is that from?"shooting from a distance"?
MilkInBags:
likelyDangerous: @BrindleBoar "WE... ARE... TWITCH CHAT!!"
CataclysmicReverb: for a second that quiver was HUGE
Mr_Horrible: that quiver has 12% increased attack speed, tho
0x6772: Oh, I'll ADAM that.
WiJohn: You're gonna use them as lockpicks
betweenmyself: Adam “What do you MEAN, Adam!?!” Savidan
Juliamon: run
BrindleBoar: F
kumatsu: take the shot
matthaus_c: uh oh
squ3e: ooooooooo someones in trouble
Seth_Erickson: say something funny and prove it then
NimrodXIV: o7
BusTed: *record scratch*
catcard: lmfao
salamisuperstar: o7
Mr_Horrible: and then Ferisar got banned
empyreon: o7
NotCainNorAbel:
NorthstarTex: o7
ButButTheJesus: nuoh mah god
gamercat88: o7
Dog_of_Myth: Okay, now the bow joke made me laugh.
snowyowlly: o7
Nimiphi: o7
Makrosian_Tay: o7
Kukako: Umm
kimmibeans: o7
Astramentha: o7
Darleysam: o7
ghizmou: o7
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WiJohn: o7
rosesmcgee:
BusTed:
squ3e: o7
0x6772: Banned us all!
Xenovita: o7
lochnessseammonster:
public_key_reveal_party: o7
Larkonus:
Manae: Reject bow, continue hunting horn
electra310: o7
Riandisa: o7
shendaras:
BluTGI: Welp
matthaus_c: o7
ButButTheJesus:
MilkInBags: FINALLY they understood
MrSarkhan: F
squ3e: where were you when lets nope was kill?
spo8n: o7
e_bloc: o7
hatboozeparty:
mrjujubeans: cold
tergonis: o7
Mr_Horrible: guitars don't use a bow, of course they wouldn't give you one
enbycephalopod: o7
Dog_of_Myth: We deserved that.
Pharmacistjudge: i think someone owes an apology.
Going_Medium: Banned themselves...
catcard: @squ3e laughed irl
7gorobei: wow they pulled the car over to the side of the road
patrick_stonecrusher:
👏
BluTGI: 1/14/25 They noped.
toady0s: gg
lamina5432: o7
squ3e: @catcard highest honor I can receive o7
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kumatsu: I miss Adam
kireawolf: @7gorobei They did they really did
betweenmyself: so angry they had to take a joint poop break… shame on you twitch chat
0x6772: @Mr_Horrible There is, actually, a device called an ebow, that vibrates electric guitar strings with magnetic resonance. It's a really cool effect.
ButButTheJesus: I needed more tea anyway brb
Astramentha: @blutgi 🤌
MacbethSeemsSus: They come back playing solitaire
Ankarah: i feel we need to have some praising of comedy post break
electra310: But did they remember to run the ad?
Fanklok: Why would Ferisar say that
likelyDangerous: is that the ultimate rage quit?
BusTed:
@Fanklok
kimmibeans: Yes
Mr_Horrible: @0x6772 okay but cool modern inventions are ruining my dumb jokes so I have to ask them to cool off on the innovation
frank_the_great: They had a good run, but all good shows must come to an end. I say they jumped the shark around when Alex left
Dog_of_Myth:
@Fanklok Living on borrowed time. ....
matthaus_c:
@Fanklok
Clench_Eastwood: Well time to delete my twitch app. There's no point anymore
LittleVesuvius: i will be sad if this is the last lets nope
BluTGI: @Clench_Eastwood Step back from that ledge my friend!
matthaus_c: well, they did it. they finally Noped
Spades_Slicc: @Dog_of_Myth bow-rrowed time
Mai_Andra: ♫ Let's all nope to the lobby ♫
BluTGI: Can't believe we were all here to see the big Nope
loufghyslaufey: @frank_the_great Wait. What kind of run?
Dog_of_Myth: @Spades_Slicc I stand corrected.
catcard:
kimmibeans: I finally re-arranged my schedult to have my Tuesday nights back, and it's all for naught!
Mr_Horrible: me, hearing the menu navigation
momalyd: Great! Now there is no Cape Canaveral for any of us!!!
Clench_Eastwood: I wish you would step off of that ledge my friend....
Mai_Andra: ♪
likelyDangerous: theyre probably brainstorming comebacks
kumatsu: I hope they come back from the break and immediately shoot Fanklok for the bit
catcard:
!!!!!
Seth_Erickson:
Mr_Horrible: and now it's Super Mario World music
Astramentha: Grandma, where were you when they Noped?
BluTGI: Let's Nope Again
Makrosian_Tay:
loufghyslaufey: @frank_the_great am confused. What ever happened with this... "run?"
betweenmyself: they grabbin a guitar so they can smack us like zombies
Mai_Andra: oh, shit - boss music
Mr_Horrible: bass boost that shit
Ankarah: whatever jokes come of this chat is to blame
Mr_Horrible:
Juliamon: it is pretty sick
rosesmcgee: I can't hear you, London!
Nimiphi: menu be bopping
Darleysam: hell yeah I love Burial
BusTed: 🥁
loufghyslaufey:
BEN!?
kumatsu: let the bodies hit the FLOOR
ButButTheJesus: wubbawubbawubbawubba
korvys: Aphex Ben over here
Clench_Eastwood: I would personally like to take at least 10% of the blame. For bragging rights more than anything
LPS_97: why does it sound like Popcorn?
Raincoast_Bear: We're still on ads here, Bne....
MilkInBags: sure does
omdorastrix: DU... DU HAST
Ankarah: screamo menu tune
Darleysam: no this is dub
Spades_Slicc: I was distracted, what was the joke that prompted the "neither of you are funny"?
BluTGI: Talking Simulator got Serious tonight
BluTGI: lol
MilkInBags: yeah
0x6772: Oh, Trent.
Decaped: I love that song so much.
BluTGI: @Spades_Slicc Adam did a pun.
MilkInBags: pp
loufghyslaufey: Sounds like any other day...
kimmibeans: @Spades_Slicc It's a present with no bow (as in to shoot arrows)
momalyd: Tonight, on very special episode of Let's Nope
Ankarah: that song needs to be clipped ad remixed
Cptasparagus: if I go pee its like i'm adam
LPS_97: he can go sleep soundly
Spades_Slicc: @kimmibeans thank you
0x6772: I thought Adam was over in the nuclear missile silo targetting each of us.
MacbethSeemsSus: That needs to be clipped as LRR holding music
likelyDangerous: "why dont you... sit right back... and i... i may tell you... a tale..."
Mr_Horrible:
BusTed:
Juliamon:
SnackPak_:
Decaped:
DoctorHutch:
circusofkirkus:
salamisuperstar:
MilkInBags:
Darleysam:
kumatsu:
electra310:
mrjujubeans: new album this year
itira:
CataclysmicReverb:
WiJohn:
Nimiphi:
tr3ewitch88:
Riandisa:
ghizmou:
PhorrestGaze:
JoTyler:
betweenmyself:
this one
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Mr_Horrible: get his ass, chat
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NotCainNorAbel:
Mr_Horrible: end this man
SnackPak_: gottem
Pharmacistjudge:
Kentosaurus: asked for that
protojman:
Blip2004:
Starstryker:
Makrosian_Tay:
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ph0enix__42:
Seth_Erickson:
Clench_Eastwood: It would kind of be fun to get an Alex and Graham retro Let's Nope for one show
vinopinguino: got his ass
Mai_Andra:
several people had exactly the same joke I was going to make
MegaDosX:
RealLegitStreamer:
lochnessseammonster:
Wormsbane:
enbycephalopod:
shendaras:
YawnLance:
Don't really have a use for this anymore
PhlibbertyGib:
electra310:
itira:
Dog_of_Myth: Chat is on fire tonight.
ButButTheJesus:
hm...
Darleysam:
DoctorHutch:
Pharmacistjudge:
gamercat88:
MegaDosX:
@Dog_of_Myth
The_Color_Twelve:
electra310:
Seth_Erickson:
I should use this one more
couchboyj:
Kuhfeek:
Mr_Horrible:
to be fair, is really good within the context of Adam's stream, but without the context it's just bizarre
Nimiphi: this game reminds me that a guitar is actually a percussion instrument
betweenmyself:
matthaus_c: @YawnLance I liked that one :c
rosesmcgee:
Forlorgen:
Pharmacistjudge:
JoTyler:
Astramentha:
Raincoast_Bear: I use the Matt W. all the time. On his channel!
CataclysmicReverb: Speaking of NiN why did we all start calling long rain jackets Trent's Coats?
vinopinguino:
electra310:
MegaDosX:
lamina5432:
loufghyslaufey:
Kramburger:
Seth_Erickson: Otz has lots of great emotes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Have Adam watch to try?
Larkonus:
YawnLance: Me too buddy, me too :'(
Seth_Erickson:
Jadaris:
Quiscula:
Decaped:
thatguysteve2709:
Toxxick:
betweenmyself:
sad duck
Kramburger:
Jadaris:
salamisuperstar:
Clench_Eastwood: Steamed Curse
couchboyj:
ButButTheJesus:
Chaotically_Random:
electra310:
matthaus_c: is that ham kinda serving actually
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Mai_Andra:
I use these old FFXIV emote all the time, but I never use the baby-behemoth
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ButButTheJesus:
catcard:
gamercat88:
DoctorHutch:
tr3ewitch88: I unfortunately let all my subs run out to save $
Astramentha:
momalyd: I tell ya, you would see this on Talking Simulator
Mr_Horrible:
I'm thankful I don't need to use this one that much
BluTGI: The ham delivers it's self!
ButButTheJesus: I'm still learning my yogscast members
DoctorHutch:
tehfewl:
GhostValv:
NotCainNorAbel: why do I have so many emotes?
Pharmacistjudge:
Astramentha:
frank_the_great:
Jadaris:
Mr_Horrible: I get passed around VTuber chats via AFK raids
salamisuperstar:
The_Color_Twelve:
betweenmyself:
MilkInBags: We're here to have a bad time
vinopinguino: its the soundtrack for Challengers
Dog_of_Myth:
Seth_Erickson: You're both funny again btw
Clench_Eastwood:
Seth_Erickson: congratulations
likelyDangerous: "why dont you... sit right back... and i... i may tell you... a tale..."
seepete: Ben Ulmer banger, aka Bubanger
matthaus_c: can't believe what Ferisar said
frank_the_great: Adam
Dog_of_Myth: hahahahaah
YawnLance: Holy fuck
Mr_Horrible: LMAO
circusofkirkus: goddam
MilkInBags: FUCK
BluTGI: lmao
BrindleBoar:
lochnessseammonster:
catcard: CHRIST ALIVE
MrSarkhan:
BluTGI: OMG
Andymonium: XD
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loufghyslaufey: pffft
vinopinguino: HOLY
GreyThey: GAh!
Aceviru: Lol
NimrodXIV: MAWP
itira:
superdude097:
BusTed:
SnackPak_: ke-rist
shendaras: 10%
enbycephalopod: its ferisar
Mr_Horrible: that's a 10% right there
bobokiddo: HOLY SHIT
Ankarah: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
salamisuperstar:
electra310: Yikes
Nimiphi: lol, forgot about the volume eh?
pimiento:
MegaDosX: That was perfection
omdorastrix: THAT GOT ME!
Seth_Erickson: jesus christ
Makrosian_Tay: MAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWP
BluTGI: JFC
tehfewl: Flashbang
Clench_Eastwood: RIP
vinopinguino: GODDAMN
LittleVesuvius: i'm so glad i don't have headphones on right now
JinaMahavira: im cryinggggg
lochnessseammonster:
Seth_Erickson: what happened
7gorobei: jump scare!
patrick_stonecrusher:
GhostValv: Deserved tbh
Spades_Slicc: Game's punishing you for pausing
betweenmyself:
my earballs!
The_Color_Twelve: mawp
hatboozeparty:
Blakemcm: an actual deserved RIP headphone users
tergonis: everybody got shot
DoctorHutch: got shot
lamina5432:
tr3ewitch88: Oh and Ben and Adam are hilarious
xblue007: rip headphones
MacbethSeemsSus: I JUMPED OUT OF MY CHAIR
catcard: oh my GOD
gamercat88: we all dead man
frank_the_great: Ben's only got one good ear FFS
Ankarah: WTH WAS IT
Thefluffiestguineapig: FUCK
momalyd: see you're funny
BluTGI: Revenge of the Nope
kireawolf: What! Why???
seepete: The definition of let's NOPE
Milleg2: NOW DOESNT IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
itira:
holy shit
Mr_Horrible: this is why I listen to shit on 30%
The_Color_Twelve: That was such a jumpscare
Decaped: Anyone who didn't see that coming should think about things more.
Gaelan_Maestro: i think i lost an ear drum
Mai_Andra: who was asking for jumpscares earlier...
far2muchsarcasm: rip
kimmibeans: I had gone to check my email. WTF was that?!
Jennie_Fuchsia:
MilkInBags: that's the sound of @Fanklok getting SHOT
loufghyslaufey: wa-BAM'd! Highlight reel!!
bobokiddo: how is everyone's ear drums
empyreon:
Quiscula:
Fanklok: Check
hb8u: bro im playing league all concentrated
Seth_Erickson: I was in a different tab and just got blasted
Clench_Eastwood: MAWP
Fanklok: Am I dead?
tr3ewitch88:
BluTGI: Hi Highlights!
ButButTheJesus: ok you two ARE very funny
betweenmyself: time for a quick commercial break to mop up all the ear fluids
hb8u: always do
Mr_Horrible:
@Fanklok no that gunshot was in the game, not directed at you
kireawolf: What was that?
Ankarah: ouh
momalyd: You got Trent Resnorted
Cptasparagus: @hb8u did you flash
itira:
hows your limited hearing nooow Ben
MilkInBags: get this stream BACK to first monitor
gamercat88: good thing you tinkled before that adam
Toxxick: im in tears
kireawolf:
@itira
matthaus_c: you're both funny again
Mr_Horrible: you distracted Ben
catcard: you Reacted
vinopinguino: exactly
frank_the_great: Welcome to Twitch chat
thatguysteve2709: Perfectly timed. "Not You" BANG. Shot there ass
likelyDangerous: fine, just ben then
Mr_Horrible: so that he forgot about the volume
Mr_Horrible:
and for that, we salute you
tr3ewitch88: You guys are always funny
Ankarah: adam is funny thru vibes alone
Fanklok: If one of you isn't funny, neither of you are
Larkonus: That is demonstrably false, Adam has made me laugh multiple times in this stream alone.
matthaus_c: I still think about rock out with your glock out
BusTed: 🤌
Mr_Horrible: handcrafted artisanal jokes, here at Savidan Farms
Orlantia: Has anyone made an El Kabong reference yet?
MegaDosX: 🤌
BusTed: @Orlantia I did
Darleysam: some of us spray and pray, others snipe
electra310: I remember I ADAMed you earlier but I was laughing, so it must have been funny
BluTGI:
@Orlantia
vinopinguino: hahaha
Darleysam: what's a dog?!
kumatsu: adopt don't shop, Ben
vinopinguino: that was so genuine
LittleVesuvius: oh no it's a dog
likelyDangerous: funniest thing with adam is him pushing the car yelling "i lost my momentum" and ben going " bc james put the brake on!"
Nimiphi: I like telling every joke that comes to mind because the bad ones make the good ones that much better by comparison
vinopinguino: what the dog doin
LittleVesuvius: oh ok good skyrim wolves are my limit
ghizmou: it might have very bad AI
BluTGI: The system is Critical! The System Is Critical! *beat drops*
likelyDangerous: @Nimiphi good philosophy
Mr_Horrible: bullets are a kind of health
Kuhfeek: bullets are antihealth
Larkonus: Just shoot the wounds away!
tr3ewitch88: The game is calling
itira:
e_bloc: oar are they
Nimiphi: its like magic, health is a resource and if your opponent is dead they can't deal damage to you
WiJohn: Random bullets at bus stops? What is this Texas?
frank_the_great: Yes, and
vinopinguino: why is that phone so big
Seth_Erickson: I'm anti rain but pro snow
kumatsu: what if I went skydiving
matthaus_c: skydivers
Spades_Slicc: Birds?
MilkInBags: bird cum
thatguysteve2709: Sharknado
Darleysam: TELL ME
MacbethSeemsSus: I need a sign
betweenmyself:
even you, when you fell from heaven?
itira:
@MilkInBags
Spades_Slicc: Train-t Reznor
Seth_Erickson:
Adam's anti-men
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Kentosaurus: Did you know they're a christian band
loufghyslaufey: Lemme tell you, one from another...
GasCityGaming: is dad rock aka yacht rock?
likelyDangerous: "wait, they dont..."
MilkInBags: hell yeah
BrowneePointz: Isn’t that song him singing about the things he did with his now dead mother that both made them happy?
Seth_Erickson: did you get my, "it's raining men" joke it was very good
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did I miss something? Do we know who the weird voice on the phone is?
0x6772: @GasCityGaming I think those are overlapping Venn circles
Nimiphi: Adam; while you're down there; what does the microphone smell like?
BluTGI:
# all men.
itsr67: sniffa
loufghyslaufey: I do not like the new twitch clip layout we got
kimmibeans: @Thefluffiestguineapig We still do not know who the caller is
Blakemcm: bullshitblazing
Mai_Andra: yacht rock is dad rock that's too old to be "dad rock" anymore
matthaus_c: someone out there just lost the game
kumatsu: my immediate thought was "Ian's curry" for some reason
Mr_Horrible: the I-No mains crawling out from the underground
Seth_Erickson: sniff diff
tr3ewitch88:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kimmibeans Thanks, I'm having a hard time keeping track
GasCityGaming: E...A....Sports, the smell of the game?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kumatsu Cheese vodka was my immediate instinct
mrjujubeans: gaaatorade
BrowneePointz: e e e…..e E e E
kimmibeans: So, I looked this game up on Steam, and one of the top discussion posts is "Is this game woke?"
Mr_Horrible: "when you're waiting for the movie to turn on"
matthaus_c: @kimmibeans gamers are not okay
Mr_Horrible: @kimmibeans steam users remain world's top dumbasses
Makrosian_Tay: I love that shit
matthaus_c: that is a thing
Mai_Andra: like Samwise out here with a frying pan
Seth_Erickson: my woke detector is going off the charts
Juliamon: player character is a woman, it's woke
LittleVesuvius: is this a fixed gamera game???
Nimiphi: well, in zombie movies traditionally an axe is one of the best weapons
BluTGI: The Woke-meter is woke.
thatguysteve2709: I am sad now
kimmibeans: Wait, seriously?
LittleVesuvius: or do we have an overhead?
SnackPak_: I'm with Adam, the woke meter?
MilkInBags: but who decides who can decide
itira:
thats ... fucked
LPS_97: it basically has every game ever made
Cptasparagus: I brought that up originally, i'll try to find the link
LittleVesuvius: do i want to know what the woke meter is
Mr_Horrible: it's so bad you think it *could* be a bit, but it's not
DEATHlikescats: woke spreadsheets is useful for me to avoid the antiwoke games
Seth_Erickson: Isaac from Dead Space likes his wife, Woke
kumatsu: David found some HILARIOUS "WoW is woke now" posts earlier this evening
MacbethSeemsSus: "The player character's a woman!"
0x6772: Do a kickflip!
MilkInBags: miserable people will find new ways to be miserable
vinewood_og: Sonic AND Shadow!? Not on my watch!
MegaDosX: Oh holy shit
Rhynerd: Space Marine 2 counts because of Chairon and the Major.
BluTGI: What is Anti-family?!?!?!
e_bloc: all I know is that thing is in a chord of pain'
SnackPak_: holy shit
duallain: twist my arm for a good time
mulligan2six: @BluTGI Dead wife
betweenmyself:
loufghyslaufey: Who is that checklist even for?
catcard: how miserable it must be to live in fear like that
MegaDosX: SLIGHTLY woke?!?
vinopinguino: is sonic woke?
MegaDosX: Fucking hell what is wrong with people
Mr_Horrible: but Prototype 2 has a black protag, how is it less woke?
BluTGI:
@mulligan2six ...
Seth_Erickson: that's a slight against Curse of the Dead Gods
MegaDosX: The Planet Crafter, slightly wokre
MegaDosX: woke*
LittleVesuvius: @Cptasparagus do i want to open that because it seems like i dont
Seth_Erickson: where's Darkest Dungeon fall on that list Adam
momalyd: Roco Locco?
kimmibeans:
@MacbethSeemsSus That was the first comment
Mr_Horrible: LMAO
couchboyj: There are games that are honestly woke as hell that get a pass cause chuds have 0 media literacy, too
Mr_Horrible: I gotta pass that along to my friend
Cptasparagus: @LittleVesuvius its a google doc, so you do you
varmintx0: gamers need to be gotten rid of
MilkInBags: gamers are not ok
MacbethSeemsSus: @kimmibeans ....I was joking......
duallain: love how the first line is bloons, not possible to write satire this good
BluTGI: It's time for us to go back to the hills.
Makrosian_Tay: Gamers will NEVER be okay
MegaDosX: People are dead serious about this shit
e_bloc: what about Orchid;s fatality
gamercat88:
read the bottom
BluTGI: We are in the bad timeline.
tr3ewitch88: Everything woke some will just have to sit in a dark room 😅🤦♀️
DudelidouX: This is the extreme right more then gamers
xblue007: Ignore the fine print
BrowneePointz: Every step that we have made in the last 30 years is slowly being walked back culturally
BrowneePointz: It sucks
kimmibeans: Palworld is woke apparently
MilkInBags: i mean in a sense, their loss
thatguysteve2709: I am all for representation in games but who needs this
itira: I talked to someone recently *in the flesh* who talked about some games and movies like this. wild
satyropodobny: Yeah, getting out of the sea was the first mistake
MegaDosX: However, disclaimer down the bottom: "*this list was compiled from the woke content detector steam group. i am NOT associated with it, nor do i endorse any of the comments it makes. this website was made as a joke."
Fanklok: They call fucking CALL OF DUTY woke
NimrodXIV: ever just get mad about a color scheme
vinopinguino: but what about sonic
catcard: maybe if those people hate "woke" so much they should go to sleep permanently.
BluTGI: @kimmibeans It's literally animal slavery!?!?!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: chess is woke because a pawn can turn into a queen
gamercat88: Until Dawn- woke
Makrosian_Tay:
Seth_Erickson: Dark Souls is woke btw I'm pretty sure
0x6772: Sweet, go back to the archery range!
SymphonySolstice:
mirshebs: *this list was compiled from the woke content detector steam group. i am NOT associated with it, nor do i endorse any of the comments it makes. this website was made as a joke.
mrjujubeans: the saddest people ever
NorthstarTex: Elden Ring is woke
BluTGI: "The straights are not okay"
Nimiphi: oh wow, now you got TWO string instruments
MilkInBags: there are air demons
InconsiderateHat: This is why I switched my Twitch fundraiser to Trevor Project
LittleVesuvius: the sad puppies are at it again
thatguysteve2709:
Hey Adam you just the look
LilFlame2001:
That face, Adam.
tr3ewitch88:
MilkInBags: EXPLAIN your diversity or perish
Seth_Erickson: the woke are back at it again
SymphonySolstice: how do diversity exist? gamers are stumped
Mr_Horrible: yeah I think the sheet itself is just pulling from the shithead steam group so people can read it and make fun of it more easily
0x6772: How… how does that person think diversity happened on Earth?
SnackPak_: point and laugh
MilkInBags: NO I got enough already
e_bloc: that must be the first edition. in 1.5 everyone was LGBTQ
MegaDosX: This website has a disclaimer that it's a joke based on something else, but there are definitely people out there who are serious about calling things woke and getting mad about it
Larkonus: Nah, a rocketship is too many resources. Just straight into a volcano.
itira: This kinda shit though. My brother in law talks like that ... for real D:
vinopinguino: how did this person of color appear in this world full of goblins and wizards
MirrorDisco: Guitar slaps - El Kabong.
Blakemcm: yea i guess keep them off the games i wanna play. im ok with that. Hope they make Marvel Rivals more woke
public_key_reveal_party: Someone made a game out of that, there's a website that gives you a game name and you have to guess woke or not, and it keeps score
matthaus_c: POC were invented by John POC In 1960
BluTGI: What that dog doin?
Mr_Horrible: it's because you turned off your torch, Ben
Spades_Slicc: Slay the Spire not woke
WiJohn: Suspension of disbelief will only take me so far!
thatguysteve2709: Poe2 is it woke
MegaDosX: The system is down
xblue007: Crazy to think Gay World is woke
likelyDangerous: gotta see the total warhammer 3 entry. or blood bowl
vinopinguino: check the trash can for health
Mr_Horrible: @Spades_Slicc but women are the best classes in it!
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: how?
BluTGI: The system AND society is critical.
duallain: did you see putt putt has a rating?
Seth_Erickson: poe2 is woke for sure multiple female main characters
Fanklok: But the Defect is they/them
MilkInBags:
yeah because there's no race card
duallain: not woke
e_bloc: I thought the defect was nonbinary
Astramentha: @duallain OMG
SnackPak_: youre telling me the defect isn't woke?
MacbethSeemsSus: What about Spy Fox
SymphonySolstice: not woke? putt putt cancelled
betweenmyself: This dragon keeps trying to kill me, a cis white male. WOKE
circusofkirkus: Let's Woke
BrindleBoar: Putt-Putt thinks the moon landing was faked
MegaDosX: The funny thing to do is ask these winguses to define what "woke" means
Mr_Horrible: Defect is N/B and the Ironclad is the worst class!
Darleysam: like Alan Woke
gamercat88: Sekiro™: Shadows Die Twice - not woke
Cptasparagus: I only eat GMOs for the same reason
Lysander_salamander: what a sad bunch of weirdos
e_bloc: is MTG woke
Larkonus: Do you think they can find wokeness in Pong?
Mr_Horrible: how did StS get the pass?!
0x6772: I mean, you have a convenient list to choose everything else from.
BluTGI: Jokes on them. I was already broke!
mulligan2six: A game with "slay" in the title isn't woke???
kimmibeans: Apparently Stray is not woke
MegaDosX: Slayyy
Juliamon: We were just talking about it in modslack today, Disco Elysium is not woke but has "heavy social commentary regarding communism, whether pro or anti is unclear"
MilkInBags: i mean, there's nothing about that really in the game?
couchboyj: Chuds have no media literacy. The message of a game can be woke as hell snd it'll fly over their heads if the characters are gay or dark skinned
BusTed: maybe they don't know that the silent is a woman
0x6772: @mulligan2six And lead characters of indeterminate gender.
DEATHlikescats: alien; isolation apparently is not woke
Spades_Slicc: dark souls is slightly woke
tr3ewitch88: I'm so confused about what is happening with the people that care that much about that kinda thing
SymphonySolstice: @Juliamon so that confirms that they can't read
catcard: among us?
matthaus_c: @Juliamon it's just so clear these people can't fucking read lmao
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon I think we could convince these people to drown by looking up in the rain, potentially
vinopinguino: crossover event
Jennie_Fuchsia: Outer Wilds “A lost civilization also used both female and male pronouns”
frank_the_great: Can someone check to see if Balatro is woke?
DudelidouX: If you ever listen to the type of people who wrote that list you question if they have played those games.
mulligan2six: @0x6772 But really the spire is just an allegory for a huge cock. Therefore, not woke.
MegaDosX: Speaking of people calling things woke
DEATHlikescats: @tr3ewitch88 culture wars make no sense
satyropodobny: why are they british innit
Seth_Erickson: is the second really a horror game though?
e_bloc: pitch for a TV show--zombies but they can fuck
MilkInBags: ADAM IT'S WOKE
Mr_Horrible: wait, which game?
MegaDosX: People got pissed at Laura Bailey because of her character in the game
Seth_Erickson: it is the most woke
0x6772: @mulligan2six Does that make the whale at the beginning the balls?
LPS_97: they're both really good
LilFlame2001: Last of 1 and 2 are great imo.
BluTGI: Let's Woke!
Mr_Horrible: oh, that one
MilkInBags:
you should play the first of it
salamisuperstar: Those games are kind of a bummer though tonally, no?
mulligan2six: @0x6772 Depends on if he stores the pee or not
tr3ewitch88: I just play games that look interesting
DarknessKingCoH: Putt Putt contains no woke content according to the list.
Mr_Horrible: they're pretty solid, I just wish they'd stop releasing them
Makrosian_Tay: Mega bummer
MirrorDisco: I have never played them either
MilkInBags: adam loves despair
rosesmcgee: Adam loves a bummer
0x6772: @mulligan2six Oh, good point. Hopefully they'll address than in the sequel.
betweenmyself: there was a lot of backlash against Last of Us 2 based on misinformation about a specific character
catcard: art can be unhappy lol
DEATHlikescats: @megadosx seriously pissed me off seeing her getting harmed
satyropodobny: 2 is kind of a dissapointment
salamisuperstar:
Fair
Mr_Horrible: not everything is gonna have a twangy guitar
itira: i couldnt watch the show. it was too sad for me D:
Seth_Erickson: @Mr_Horrible what do you mean it's the new Skyrim of course it needs a remake
Mai_Andra: Not every game can be Choo Choo Charles.
e_bloc: @Mr_Horrible must be an oversight, I've stuffed many balls into that hole
vinopinguino: they can't all be hitting faceless monsters with a guitar chat
rosesmcgee: Gonna love Creature Commandos then
0x6772: Ohl yeah, ADam will LOVE Last of US 2
GasCityGaming: ever watch LAst Kingdom?
Seth_Erickson: you'd love Last of Us 2 ffrom my understanding of the game
Mai_Andra: Yes... make me feel....
shendaras: arrow > gun
0x6772: So many people to not feel sorry for
Orxolon: so Adam likes Donganrompa
Fanklok: Not everything can be Daymare 2
Mr_Horrible: @Seth_Erickson no, Skyrim is fun, and Todd is ironically less of a shithead than Neil
hayhaiya: Gun? Broke. Bow? Woke.
BrindleBoar: Torg nerf bow next rainy season.
SymphonySolstice: dingus rombus
Seth_Erickson: @Mr_Horrible well the first part is debatable, but for sure on the second part
frank_the_great: Oh yeah, Adam would like the newish anime Orb. Lot of suffering in that
Juliamon: It's the "everyone locked in a school murdering each other"
Scy_Anide: I didn't think I'd be into it but Joe Abercrombie IS actually my favorite non-Pratchett author after Adam turned me onto his books.
Seth_Erickson: Abercrombie's real good
betweenmyself: if only we could combine bow and guitar, we would be unstoppable
KV1NN4: You can ask Heather about Dangeonronpa if you recall later
shendaras: Adam book podcast when
Seth_Erickson:
Half a King trilogy
ButButTheJesus: hey what about Fitch
MilkInBags: spotify sucks
LittleVesuvius: o
MilkInBags: full stop
Mai_Andra:
You say you love Abercrombie, but you aren't wearing any of his clothing. Hmm.
LittleVesuvius: oops sorry cat on the keyboard
Mr_Horrible: @Seth_Erickson I guess that's uncharitable, yeah. I found them satisfying but I have frustrations with their writing, which hits harder since they're so narrative-focused. Skyrim is just, like, a mod sandbox, so it's hard not to be fun even if it's not really the game itself doing that
lamina5432: have you tried yyour library?
korvys: Great books, but grim
MilkInBags: 😬
0x6772: @Mai_Andra Nice.
Mr_Horrible: Adam: "Wait no this is one I like-"
Fanklok: An audible sub is ONE book a month
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: oh man related, I just learned there are going to be 4 more Black Company books
Nimiphi: I would LOVE if they made a Bartimaeus movie but there is no way they would do it justice
duallain: just gotta download that james joyce for max value
MilkInBags: do you *add* a book once a month
0x6772: @Fanklok That is *criminal*.
MilkInBags: like do you own them after
Seth_Erickson: @Mr_Horrible yeah my point wasn't so much that last of us is fun because it's not really a game I have interest in just that skyrim is the same in that it's not a game I'm interested in so it being more or less fun than last of us is a toss up
JoTyler: @Nimiphi i feel like that series would lose something as a movie, mostly just because of the writing style
itira: i only buy really long books on audible
rosesmcgee: Best value might actually be buying the book.
DrAegirinePyrope: need to find just the longest book possible
vinopinguino: wish i could focus on an audibook and do other stuff.
MilkInBags: if you reread books, buying is the best value for sure
vinopinguino: my brain is bad
0x6772: Ben, do you know about bone conduction headphones for listening while cycling?
lochnessseammonster: i just use youtube and the library...
Darleysam: Count of Monte Cristo on repeat
Nimiphi: @JoTyler just have bartimaeus 4th wall break like deadpool XD
Scy_Anide: I keep trying audiobooks but I just can't retain information with hem.
mikia55: Do they not have Libby in Canada?
Mai_Andra: I don't know of any book I would care enough about to be upset by a movie existing.
0x6772: (Way safter than earbus, beause you can still hear.)
gamercat88: my public library has audio books and ebooks for free on an app called Libby.
lochnessseammonster:
not paying for shit
LilFlame2001: You can often, if not always, buy credits, which are basically 1 book per credit for roughly the same price of a month of the subscription.
0x6772: I'll get a link, hang on
Seth_Erickson: yeah depends on how much you're spending on the top ups, but you may just be better served buying the audio books on like Google Play Books
tr3ewitch88: Book subs just aren't enough for what you pay so I still have to read books
satyropodobny:
Getting all in that Winnie the Pooh audiobook when doing bicep culs
circusofkirkus: WokeUpSuper
dead_delver: regular headpgones work finr when biking???
thatguysteve2709: They are awesome look up the brand aftershokz
itira: Library?
frank_the_great: Libby is a godsend
Naesiir: bone conduction headphones are amazing! I use them in the lab, so I can still here if something horrible has gone wrong
Kentosaurus: it's a library ebook app
0x6772: Libby is a library app
mrjujubeans: they’re not that loud
Thefluffiestguineapig: Libby is the free library app
JoTyler:
@Nimiphi damn you know actually, that's probably close enough to work
Seth_Erickson: I don't think it is it's an online book register of sorts
NimrodXIV: Libby is e-library
MilkInBags: library is a woke den
0x6772: OverDrive is another library app
hayhaiya: Libby is basically an online library of audiobooks that are connected to public libraries in the US
Kentosaurus: you can get it through your local library
korvys: Bone conduction headphones don't go in your ears, so you can still hear the traffic
Cptasparagus: bone conduction headphones use your bones as an amplifier
frank_the_great: Free audiobooks and E-books through your local library
Seth_Erickson: Libby is very useful
lamina5432: check your library it can have free subscriptions
gamercat88: Libby is free app works in US not sure about Canada but i do get audio books with it
LostThePirate: Libby is the app for digitally checking out library books/audiobooks/magazines
Kramburger: Bone conduction headphones can 'byepass' some hearing problems
Mai_Andra: I've liked all of the Lord of the Rings movies they've done so far. "War of the Rohirrim" was good, too (yes, there was a new lotr movie in theaters last month)
Mr_Horrible: I need to become a book guy again
BluTGI: Audio Books + Audio Dramas FTW on walks.
0x6772: They rest in front of your ears, and you can hear *very* clearly
Seth_Erickson: Libby does have wait time for books and stuff right? or am I thinking of a different app?
0x6772: They're still a good call to hear other bike's bells, pedestrians, et
Mr_Horrible: if it's a library app then yeah probably has wait times
itira: oh thats very worth. Library apps have a lot. you can also request for them to get books if they dont have it.
Riandisa: I miss living in a city with good bike support so much
Mr_Horrible: I think that's a requirement
ChrisTheLemming: Libby will have wait times if all of the copies are "checked out"
Mr_Horrible: but it's fine
LostThePirate: Yeah, there's hold queues on Libby like for a physical copy.
Nimiphi: @JoTyler I like the idea of the film jumping from very serious story about magic and politics with a conspiracy but then mixed in with scenes of bartimaeus just fucking around and being cheeky
Seth_Erickson: depending on the popularity then yeah may be some wait times for Libby
ChrisTheLemming: They have to add artificial limits even though they're digital files otherwise the corpos get mad
0x6772: Especially, Ben, as you have only one good ear, if you have an earbud in that, you can't here *shit*
Mai_Andra: thicc floppies
MacbethSeemsSus: Feel good
SymphonySolstice: anemone lookin ass
Mr_Horrible: it's an oddball in that the creator says "watch the American remake instead"
gamercat88: @Seth_Erickson i have never had a wait time for items but i could see if something is brand new or popular it taking a minute for the app to get it
vinopinguino: beeg eye
NorthstarTex: I was told 7 days, not 7 seconds!
Nigouki: amazing
Kramburger: Legolassy
toady0s: hit it with the guitar
Nimiphi: THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE
thatguysteve2709: I am sorry what is that shit on the wall
Mr_Horrible: damn, bow is OP
tr3ewitch88: We're gonna ask if we were gonna talk about the jet head by the stairs.
0x6772: Also, depending on the cause of your deafness, you *may* hear stereo with bone-conduction headphones
Mr_Horrible: this really *is* PoE
Nigouki: this is flawless gameplay design to make your fleshlight strap to your chest so when you draw the bow it's not on your enemy
Cptasparagus: Legolussy
DEATHlikescats: mmm mango lassi
tr3ewitch88: Big*
satyropodobny: ren faire was WILD this year
ghizmou: it s fucking great
Seth_Erickson: @gamercat88 might depend on where you're at I suppose, I just know a lot of my friends talk about being on a wait list for some books occasionally
lochnessseammonster: it's so good
kimmibeans: It's like a mango smoothie
BorealMage: lassi is so good
e_bloc: isn't that the exact number of turns he was getting unfair to kill an x/3
kimmibeans: It's really good
duallain: action bronson says mango lassi so good
Darleysam: an Indian drink, mango and yoghurt
tr3ewitch88: It's a strawberry milkshake but made with yogurt.
salamisuperstar: Yogurt fruit smoothie?
MilkInBags: use english words
Blakemcm: mango lassi the matter with you
BrowneePointz: Lassi!!!!!
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matthaus_c: mango is a top tier fruit
brainbosh: I tried a lassi but it just tasted like sour milk
betweenmyself: I appreciate the fact that using the bow throws your chest mounted flashlight *waaaay* off your target
likelyDangerous: i once had lassi that the dude who made it put a bunch of protein powder in
DEATHlikescats: you gotta go to an Indian all you can eat vegetarian buffet, and get you a lassi
Nimiphi: what are we gonna do about that undead Zordon mofo in the living room?
Jennie_Fuchsia: IF bone conduction headphones work in stereo for you but you can only hear traffic in one ear that could be a problem. some deaf people can use bone conduction headphones
Nimiphi: oh weird, its gone
JohnLockeCole: That list sais that Final Fantasy VI contains no Woke Content and That game definitley has things they'd remarked on in other game's notes
DEATHlikescats: savory lassi is wild
tr3ewitch88: Sorry, and all you can eat. Why is that not a thing I have?
Seth_Erickson: uptown girl 👀
gamercat88: @Seth_Erickson yeah im in FL. but can totes see wait lists happening soon because the ban lists are starting again down here (sighs)
Seth_Erickson:
Darleysam: I would destroy myself at an all-you-can-eat curry house
tr3ewitch88: Indian all you can eat🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Cptasparagus: till you hwhat?
vinopinguino:
how you spell that
Seth_Erickson: exactly what I've been waiting for
matthaus_c: I am in on this conversation
Kentosaurus: makes you seem more woke
mrjujubeans: nice
CataclysmicReverb: For some reason the phrase "mango lassi" started giving me GW2 trauma flashbacks...
YawnLance: Heh
vinopinguino: hehehe
SnackPak_: hehe
itira: hee hee hoo hoo
matthaus_c: uh oh cummies
DEATHlikescats: @darleysam gods it’d be all over for me too
BrowneePointz: BLOO DUH!?
duallain: you gotta any soup dumpling recommends for Vancouver?
BrowneePointz: IT"S NOT FUNNEEEEE!
Mr_Horrible: more than that, it's "till i cum". Like they really were not paying attention
BluTGI: Places to visit: Canadian Tire, The Mall.
Orxolon: blood on my game?woke
betweenmyself: gives us a chance to triangulate LRR Moonbase based on nearby businesses
e_bloc: cum cum cum cum Karma Khamelon
Nimiphi: Ben and Adam are relatable; I feel like we'd get along well and its not just the parasocial kicking in I swear
Darleysam: @DEATHlikescats no sense of restraint, just a food hoover
SymphonySolstice: BIRB
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orxolon It clearly supports the idea menstruation is something that isn't a source of shame and horror
salamisuperstar: Nurse it back to health NOW
BluTGI: Free bird!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Crow! Help the crow
vinopinguino: guitar shot on the crow
NorthstarTex: help crow friend
betweenmyself:
tr3ewitch88: I think it's pointing to that house
likelyDangerous: NEVERMORE
Seth_Erickson: quick little spray on heal
GasCityGaming: its 2025 kayfaabe is dead, it's a Dwayne Johnson funeral
MacbethSeemsSus: Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Mr_Horrible: jamming the repair spray directly in my open wound and going "oh yeah, that's the good shit"
satyropodobny: the hill be awully silent ever since this lp dropped
DEATHlikescats: @darleysam my ‘full’ notification in my brain always has a HELLUVA ping on it, so it’s delayed. I feel you on being a food vacuum
Mr_Horrible: I mean in this one I'm pretty sure she's an android
kimmibeans: I think it's just a narcotic
thatguysteve2709: It's just superglue
MacbethSeemsSus: Axe body spray is magic
salamisuperstar: It's pretty telling that the bird would rather be dead than out in the rain
SymphonySolstice: it's just those spray bandaids
BrowneePointz:
Idk as Jean Grey and Scott Summers
tr3ewitch88: Ew
BluTGI: Gotta get some wolverine in ya
BrowneePointz: they've had a little wolverine inside them
Mr_Horrible: probably yeah
GasCityGaming: like that itchy and scratchy where tiny mice chop the cat from the inside out
DoubleNterprises: @satyropodobny Shhhh. It has Evil in Residence.
DEATHlikescats: granulated Wolverine parthenogenesis
superdude097: Ben's not 14, of course he doesn't use Axe
CataclysmicReverb: It's still extant, I don't think it's as much a "thing" anymore
tr3ewitch88: Mmm crisp
Orxolon: fun fact:once Archangel was starving so Deadpool feed them with his own flesh
Mr_Horrible: he wanted to watch footie in the bath
Nimiphi: is Wolverine like a starfish? If i ate a wolverine finger would a whole new wolverine grow inside me?
SymphonySolstice: axe is for preteen boys who think concentrated pine forest scent will turn them into a sex god
matthaus_c: he must smell pretty tasty tbh
BluTGI: Gotta was your toaster once a year.
BrowneePointz: I don't use any beauty products marketed towards Men except Old Spice cuz their stuff actually works
matthaus_c: what would happen if you take a shot in the mouth from Wolverine
0x6772: @matthaus_c I know it smell crazy in there.gif
BrowneePointz: most of it is too strong smelling and bad for your skin and hair
DEATHlikescats: good soup 👌
NorthstarTex: yep
Darleysam: what does science say about this
salamisuperstar: Who concluded that?
DoubleNterprises: I was given Axe hair gel for Christmas of 2007. I think I remembered to throw it out like last year.
Mr_Horrible: "Here, lemme give you directions!" *WHAM*
BluTGI: City Center Axe
0x6772: You already had an axe!
Nimiphi: You found this set's singpost uncommon equipment
Mr_Horrible: that's a deep pull
Blakemcm: where are your shinguards bud
e_bloc: its like currency, you only need a percentage to pay for anything
Going_Medium: That's a good sign.
Seth_Erickson: where are my axes GGG
Blakemcm: not safe axe usage there bud
NorthstarTex: you can axe some good questions
Darleysam: signs point to DEAD
BrowneePointz: so we know Ben went for Cheap Ringouts in Soul Calibur
vinopinguino: dead rising ah game
MacbethSeemsSus: But what sound odes it make
Fanklok: Bisected not cviviswcted
satyropodobny: Someone growing an extra deadpool from discarded body parts was an actual plot point in Deadpool comic at one point
betweenmyself:
if only axe made a deep “BONG” sound
Nimiphi: its a Signpost Uncommon*
lochnessseammonster: bong!
0x6772: "sprooooiiiing"
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePointz how dare you accuse him of playing Kilik
salamisuperstar: Are the pictures Kickstarter people again, and is Adam there?
Mai_Andra: <thunderclap>
JoTyler: how polite!
vinopinguino: it looks like its flippin them off
Mr_Horrible: that *is* why they call him "Fearless Ben"
DoubleNterprises: Hello, waving man!
Blakemcm: i feel seen
matthaus_c: mooba
SnackPak_: looks like Beej
Seth_Erickson: its more accurate Ben
Darleysam: he's definitely giving it the "OI! Piss off!"
BluTGI: The man across the street should put a shirt on
JoTyler: oh startropics here we go
Mai_Andra: the guy who's been watching our house from the window with a video camera
0x6772: No no, glue a magnet to the yo yo!
betweenmyself: yo yo is not a weapon? booooooo!
matthaus_c: grappling hook!!!
0x6772: Oh, that works.
BrowneePointz: Oh as Co-Yo?
BluTGI: lmao
BrowneePointz: a*
Mr_Horrible: "They call this one 'walking the dog.'. Well, not that dog."
DoubleNterprises: Yai YAIIIH
electra310: Adam is Weary
BrowneePointz: that's a Co-Yo
betweenmyself: sadly
frank_the_great: Yo yo is goated in Terraria
LittleVesuvius: i'm calling it, the corpse will move when you leave
DEATHlikescats: yo-yo was always a weapon.
Nimiphi: a heart key?
pimiento: for a heart shaped box
Mr_Horrible: Heart-shaped key? What is this, the game they were just playing on Talking Sim before this?
thatguysteve2709: Ben using that old school gaming logic
Seth_Erickson: Terraria is goated
Mai_Andra: Woke
BrowneePointz: We've had Zenuff of Chip as president
salamisuperstar: I could eat some brisket righ about now
DoubleNterprises: Ah, Star Tropics. A game my dad got rid of because we went to play it again and lost the code to the submarine.
Seth_Erickson: Also yeah Terraria is mega woke
JusticeJuice: Doesn't Scorpion technically use a yoyo?
bramble_st: Risk it for the biscuit
Nimiphi: what does the sign say on it?
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Molladia: Hey Adam, Props for facing your fears and playing Subnautica.
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Mai_Andra:
I still have both StarTropics games in original packaging.
itomeshi: pSUb code: 747
Mr_Horrible: the spooks ramp up when you get deeper, yeah
tr3ewitch88: It's. Scarier, if you're afraid of deep water.
BrowneePointz: it also scales to your thalassophobia or megathalassophobia
Blakemcm: you were scared Adam dont front
ghyllnox: You were only ever sliiightly out of the starting area
Cptasparagus: 2 isnt out yet, you're thinking of the ice one
CataclysmicReverb: umm i think it's called thatassaphobia
matthaus_c: that's how it gets ya
LittleVesuvius: yeah acc to my brother you gotta get deeper than 150m
Mr_Horrible: something something exposure therapy
BrowneePointz: did you look straight down at night?
hatboozeparty: I legit couldn't finish subnautica 1, 2 was fine because of the jukebox
BrowneePointz: cuz that gives me the willies
betweenmyself: Hesitated for *a bit* getting into the water during the first night cycle
NotCainNorAbel: next, subnautica in space
Nimiphi: @BrowneePointz would it give you the... wet willies? I'll see myself out
Mr_Horrible: "Oh there's no bottom"
BrowneePointz: oh hey, a Heart Shaped Box
tr3ewitch88: It needed more jump scares.
hatboozeparty: "looks down, sees the abyss; looks up, also abyss"
Mai_Andra: Need to get someone to progress to late game, then bring it back again.
Darleysam: so Murky Divers then
BusTed:
Seth_Erickson: It's gonna be a graveyard smash
BrowneePointz: Technically, only a Graveyard if it's attached to a Church
niccus: i think Iron Lung is the one offering that experience
MacbethSeemsSus: Ben are you going to update the underwater base for the new moonbase?
BrowneePointz: I learned that a couple years ago
SymphonySolstice: giant sea monster watching you poop is an absolute horror story
Thefluffiestguineapig: The giant eye that curses you was a whole thing
hieroglyphica: Hello all! I had to work late today, so I missed the start and am off to the vod
Cptasparagus: peaky blinders?
Seth_Erickson: that's the one with the water cops yeah?
hieroglyphica: I hope everyone is having a good night
Mr_Horrible: speaking of games that *actually* spook me, I need to go back and play Yomawari on switch
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Seth_Erickson And we are working for big pharma covering up things
Seth_Erickson: yep that tracks
lamina5432: wonder where my soul went?
GasCityGaming: it is a very good show
Seth_Erickson: I sold my soul for a chicken sandwich sorry
0x6772: oh shit
Mr_Horrible: *extremely bad Irish accents* "Oh, I'm *also* from Chernobyl, doncha know?"
Nimiphi: spent the whole stream laugh-edging
ButButTheJesus: i laughed
matthaus_c: you at least smirked
0x6772: Are we pulling the stream over again?
tr3ewitch88: That's so sad
lamina5432: giggled I guess
MegaDosX: I laughed at your jump scare after the break earlier
BrowneePointz: I know it's not from Peaky Blinders, but every time I hear it I think of the quote "You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks... now fuck off!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: That phrase is cursed
kimmibeans: I can't think of any games that actually spooked me, but there are a couple that made me cry
Dog_of_Myth:
Kentosaurus: deserved ban
Seth_Erickson:
finally hit the big laugh
DoubleNterprises:
BrowneePointz: Oh they're over in the Corner Chortlin
betweenmyself: soul left my body when it was BLASTED OUT when we came back from commercial break… I am dead
GasCityGaming: the community calls it ledging
SnackPak_: thoroughly cursed
frank_the_great: Let's Nope Try Not to Laugh Challenge (2025) (Impossible)
Makrosian_Tay: 😬
matthaus_c: chortlin their peanits
vinewood_og: We're *almost* heeeerrreee!
e_bloc: I;m 40 and Ive never worn a helme
Nimiphi: Kaufmann for sure
BrowneePointz: If you're edging your laughter is that a Chucklefuck?
Nimiphi: I remember cuz I was tyring to make a pun
NoxStryx: What is the difference between a zippo and a hippo?
Seth_Erickson: graveyard's haunted Ben
Makrosian_Tay: Can't have a shotgun wedding without a shotgun church
varmintx0: America!
SymphonySolstice: for shotgun weddings?
NotCainNorAbel: american church
vinewood_og: Murica
niccus: it's for the congregation
Mr_Horrible: *NecroVision voice* "Consider yourself purified"
WiJohn: I knew we were in Texas!
salamisuperstar: Maybe it's the Constantine shotgun
DoubleNterprises:
@BrowneePointz Only if you fall off the edge
Nimiphi: a hippo is really heavy and a zippo is a little lighter
NoxStryx: A hippo is a heavy animal, and a zippo is a little lighter
kimmibeans: Because it makes things holely
HorusFive: Why is the shotgun in the church- and why is there an option NOT to pick it up?
0x6772: What, your pastor doesn't have one hand on the pump, the other on a 40?
kimmibeans: *holy
dead_delver: Doomguy's hometown.
7gorobei: the holy 10 gauge, hollowpoint be thy name
Mai_Andra: didn't the priest in Hunter: the Reckoning have a shotgun?
DEATHlikescats:
@kimmibeans ha!
Rhynerd: bigger question is why there’s not two shotguns. If Machete taught me anything…
SymphonySolstice: he has to call it a Venue
MacbethSeemsSus: The sanctum
e_bloc: forgive me father, for I have sinned "I guess Ill hit the demon next)
Darleysam: gamer cave
BrowneePointz: His 'oly Hizzouse
aClonedPickle: the Holy Squared Circle
Kramburger: Churchs can be weirdly pushy about weddings and stuff
DoubleNterprises: That would be the Chuuuch
Nimiphi: uh oh, the Confeshun boof
rosesmcgee: Tabernussy
Darleysam: refer to the congregation as 'Chat'
frank_the_great: This isn't a hizzhouse, it's a hizzhome
Seth_Erickson: those counters are really fun to just clicki
Ferisar: shrock
Mr_Horrible: "Chat if this is not real, speak now"
betweenmyself: all references to “church” must be replaced with “UP IN HEEYA!”
DEATHlikescats: Turnbucle Church
dead_delver: chat, we gather here today.
satyropodobny: stigmatussy
0x6772: What happens if you get banned from the Church?
SymphonySolstice: redeem your channe points now or forever hold your peace
BrowneePointz: The Devil is real bad Chat. No Cap
DEATHlikescats: who’s turning heel
matthaus_c: if you declare this ceremony delulu
HorusFive: "like and follow" hits different
electra310: Cancel this wedding
Ferisar: hey ben
BrowneePointz: But you know who DOESN'T front? My boy JC
frank_the_great: Frank
Ferisar: touch purple
Seth_Erickson: Hammond noted
Mr_Horrible: That's so beautiful. Can we get 10 gifted?
Seth_Erickson: Silbury
DoubleNterprises: Channel points in the offering plate
MacbethSeemsSus: "We are here to update the terms of service between these twoo"
salamisuperstar: Seems like this is a game to play with pen and paper
0x6772: Tara Trent Silbur…
Ferisar: shrock
betweenmyself:
Ferisar: g lass
Darleysam: "and do you take their hand in holy matrimony?" "on god, on god, for real, for real"
0x6772: Frederick Stillman
consolecowboy88: wait so this is two ghosts getting married via 90s era speakerphone?
pimiento: frederick: still man.
Nimiphi: all the candles are labeled with last names so just focus on those
matthaus_c: 8675309
SymphonySolstice: ferisar has discovered the good birb I see
Seth_Erickson: Hammond Silbury Stillman
Mr_Horrible: I'm not even paying attention, Streamer
tr3ewitch88:
SnackPak_: writing what down?
HeavyMetalFlorist: YES!!! i love that parrot
Ferisar: @SymphonySolstice yeahhhh
Mr_Horrible: yeah I'm driving your numbers
frank_the_great: Bev, Tara, Fred, Kurt
tr3ewitch88: I am fortunately missed the first like two or three
Mr_Horrible: you're welcome you ingrates
0x6772: @Seth_Erickson You monster
Cptasparagus: curioussy
Nimiphi: Curioussy?
Jennie_Fuchsia: I’m not writing it down I’m just saying “pour water” to myself
kimmibeans: I have pen and paper taking note for y'all
BrowneePointz: Imperator Curiosa
likelyDangerous: say something funny, then we'll help
tr3ewitch88: Unfortunately *
Makrosian_Tay: Banned
satyropodobny: got there
Astramentha: BEN
tergonis: don't like that one bit
JinaMahavira: What that tail do
0x6772: Olivia Risomething
Nimiphi: making me Bi-Curioussy
matthaus_c: got acorns on the brain
Mr_Horrible: the entomology of the word, huh?
salamisuperstar: Kurt Schilling? The Boston Red Soxs player who almost bankrupted the state of Rhode Island?
DEATHlikescats: wanna store dem nuts?
Chaotically_Random: Adam 100% is now a Furry
0x6772: You gotta slow down Ben
0x6772: I can't keep up.
betweenmyself: what that tail do tho?
0x6772: Alexander Harrison
frank_the_great: Bev, Tara, Fred, Kurt, Olivia, Conroy, Alex
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
GasCityGaming: yeah
Seth_Erickson: I think you need specific ones
Mr_Horrible: yeah, he's Kingdoms of Amalur
e_bloc: yup
Juliamon: unfortunately
GasCityGaming: Kingdoms of Amalur
e_bloc: bankrupted NH
HorusFive: If by "did a video game" you mean fraud. then yes
Juliamon: RI not NH
rosesmcgee: ReReckoning
Mr_Horrible: Kingdoms of Amagetgoing
Ferisar: he did do fraud
Seth_Erickson: ones that reference the Lord our Christ maype?
MacbethSeemsSus: Yes, and then stole the money from the state
Ferisar: big pog
e_bloc: @Juliamon thank you!!
0x6772: Charlie Marcus
Ferisar: yeah with kingdoms of amalur
Mr_Horrible: yeah, big fraud times
Ferisar: which was funny
Juliamon: biggest heel turn in all of New England sports
Seth_Erickson: the one that belted the bird
0x6772: Could even see that one
e_bloc: oh is that bauer
matthaus_c: that was me
betweenmyself:
tr3ewitch88: How are we supposed to know that?
Juliamon: Randy Johnson hit the bird
DEATHlikescats: A rod?
Mr_Horrible: and that baseball player's name? Albert Einstein
Darleysam: Bobson Dugnutt
Cptasparagus: OJ Simpson
frank_the_great: Bev, Tara, Fred, Kurt, Olivia, Conroy, Alex, Charlie, Mike
salamisuperstar:
Randy Newman
0x6772: Tara Trent again
protojman: i can only remember willie nelson, the athf's roommate
Seth_Erickson: ah I flipped them shoot
Darleysam: Todd Bonzalez
0x6772: Beverly Hammond
rosesmcgee: Kenny Powers?
kimmibeans: Okay, we got them all I think
e_bloc: Trevor
Pharmacistjudge: Max Scherzer
GasCityGaming: MAx Scherzer
e_bloc: first one that came to mind for me
consolecowboy88: curt schilling does work for a right wing network currently
consolecowboy88: and he’s a former baseball man
Marvoleath:
Beverly Hammond, Tara Trent Silbury, Frederick Stillman, Kurt Shelling, Olivia Rig..., Conroy ..., Alexander Harrison, Charlie Marcus, Mike K..., @LoadingReadyRun that's what I got
tr3ewitch88: Oh sorry I missed that
salamisuperstar: Are some of the lanterns at the graves lit and some aren't?
thatguysteve2709: All those names were listed
Seth_Erickson: I think it's the empty graves
BrowneePointz: it's cuz they are very good at one thing so their entire youth gets funneled into it
Mr_Horrible: if you're good enough at anything you're probably kind of a freak
0x6772: @Marvoleath Nice
e_bloc: yeah but before he got shitty Orioles fans got horny for him
Seth_Erickson: because they gave themselves up to free our path
DEATHlikescats: the closer to perfection, the farthest from sanity
kimmibeans: I think it's empty
Kentosaurus: the total devotion to be an elite pro athlete is staggering. so little room in your life for anything else.
patrick_stonecrusher: Might also have to do with the epitaphs
consolecowboy88: this game is confusing
MacbethSeemsSus: As a Nats fan it wasn't Scherzer, he's dead silent on the mound
betweenmyself: She was born October 4th 2025 and had a child at 30, so light candles six, nine, six and nine…
SymphonySolstice: why does it always storm in horror games. you'd think it would be creepier for it to be a perfectly still evening when you can hear every little sound
Mai_Andra: or is it the ones that mention glory to God? some of them only say "rest in peace"
Seth_Erickson: I think it has to be empty because the inscription reads they gave themselves to free our path, but I think your idea is also reasonable and potentially correct
Nimiphi: Stillman, Richmond, Walker, Harrison
Kipstar: is the dead guy's name being "Stillman" nominative determinism?
Kentosaurus: john, paul, george, ringo
frank_the_great: Frank
mrjujubeans: Adam, listen to Crime in Sports podcast
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey weird question chat, I have a horrific charlie horse in my neck that will not loosen for anything and when I turn my head it's stabbing pain. Any advice? I've tried roll on lidocaine, massage gun and mind stretching
Juliamon: Richmond Harrison is my best friend, reply if he's your best friend too
salamisuperstar: F Stillman, O Richmond, C Walker, A Harrison
matthaus_c: before you watch Castlevania
mrjujubeans: sure
Greendrag13: Howldy! Who's body ended up hollow?
e_bloc: it can become the pre-show for you and ben
SymphonySolstice: @Thefluffiestguineapig apply heat to loosen things up, if you haven't already
Mr_Horrible: he's gonna get mod status just for the bit
Fanklok: What the fuck Adam snap goes to some random ass podcast but he ignores anime recs for years
salamisuperstar: Adam knows John Twitch
Seth_Erickson: was their one on the side of the church?
0x6772: @Kipstar And he's a crossover with a Hideo Kojima game
matthaus_c: Adam is like the It Follows of Twitch Chats
mrjujubeans: so, just this one
Nimiphi: Adam can ban you from Twitch, not even just his own or LRRs
Kentosaurus: @Thefluffiestguineapig have you tried heat? do you have a heating pad or hot shower
lochnessseammonster: steve jackson has a lot of influence
Mr_Horrible: he ignores anime recommendation, singular
salamisuperstar: F Stillman, O Richmond, C Walker, A Harrison, K schill
0x6772: How's that Castlevania watch going, Adam?
Mr_Horrible: because it's funny
Juliamon: He only ignores one specific anime rec
Nimiphi: Stillman, Richmond, Walker, Harrison, Shelling
Seth_Erickson: You still haven't watched Jujutsu Kaisen and Crim recommended that to you ages ago
thatguysteve2709: Honestly it would not surprise me if Adam had power to ban me in all the twitch chats I frequent
CataclysmicReverb: @Juliamon oh yeah i love him in star wars
itira: juicey
tr3ewitch88: Adam
Marvoleath: So the open ones are: J. F. Markus A. Harrison M. Kaufman F. Stillman T. T. Silbury
Makrosian_Tay: I liked it
matthaus_c: Bakshi?
Seth_Erickson: War of the Rohirrim
itira: gross!
SymphonySolstice: it's pretty good, a solid 7.5/10
matthaus_c: I didn't help but you're welcome
Mr_Horrible: I take no credit here, but I'm proud of you nonetheless
DEATHlikescats: teamwork!
betweenmyself: Adam too busy *savoring* season 2 of Solo Leveling to start any other anime, keep with it chat
Mr_Horrible: oh come now, Benjamin, just because it needed effort and notetaking
tr3ewitch88: You gotta wait for the game to call you, Ben.
kid_flashionable: I think Dungeon Meshi is like my favorite anime outside of brotherhood, and I am so sad that the manga's all done
salamisuperstar: Just started
Seth_Erickson: it's only got 2 episodes so far
lamina5432: 2 episodes in
vinopinguino: haahha
CataclysmicReverb: no one tell Adam the main character gets a bowl cut
Nimiphi: Tax only worries about me in April \;-?(p|P)
DEATHlikescats: @kid_flashionable excellent taste
Seth_Erickson: Dungeon Meshi si great
likelyDangerous: "and really bad eggs"
matthaus_c: Dorohedoro is getting a 2nd season and I am blitzed for it
salamisuperstar: He levels, sololy
kumatsu: Dungeon Meshi is peak Adam anime
Seth_Erickson: I still think Adam would 100% love Jujutsu Kaisen
kid_flashionable: @deathlikescats if Netflix doesn't do the whole series that will be my villain era tbh
protojman: YANA
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c I saw that and pogged irl
BrowneePointz: Delicious in Dungeon is super great and you should watch it cuz you're 100% Half Chilchuk and Half Laios Adam
SymphonySolstice: milk on the stove
DoubleNterprises: Aaaaand....credits!
Seth_Erickson: it's exactly the kind of thing he wants in storytelling
mrjujubeans: scary?
Fanklok: Dungeon Meshi is Made in Abyss for people who are allowed to live near a school district
betweenmyself:
I’d like to get another season of “A Sign of Affection”
matthaus_c: @Fanklok WHEEZE
e_bloc: if your a necromancer, and you use healng potions to help kill the wickermen
0x6772: You didn't wait long enough for the boil of the reaction, Adam.
Kaaosa: it still hurts :'(
CataclysmicReverb: Wasn't that like 2010?
Nimiphi: Thank you handsome boys!
Pharmacistjudge: y'all take care
lamina5432: gnight funny gys
kid_flashionable: Thanks for the stream Adam and Ben!
tr3ewitch88: Awww it's over already!?😭
Marvoleath: !patreon
mrjujubeans: Love ya guys! Night!
Marvoleath: !store
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salamisuperstar: I like these two guys
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Mr_Horrible:
my twitch is still lacking the stream timer
tr3ewitch88: Thank you both for making us laugh all night.
DEATHlikescats: be freeee
Mr_Horrible: my site interface is cooked
DoubleNterprises: Peace, YouTube!
e_bloc: don't undercook your chicken
betweenmyself:
likelyDangerous: "and let me know if they say something funny"
MegaDosX:
thatguysteve2709: Thanks for the stream appreciate it greatly
Mr_Horrible: local frog appreciator
matthaus_c: Psychic Frog baby
NotCainNorAbel:
500
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0x6772: Ben, please do check out bone conduction headphones for cycling. You may also hear stereo with them, depending on the cause of your one-ear deafness.
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, 0x6772! (Today's storm count: 75)
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Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c the only uncute frog
SymphonySolstice: gyarbage dyay???
couchboyj: Hey! Here comes that frog. Maybe he will settle near me.
Nimiphi: Frogs are great
vinewood_og: Garbage day!!!
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Watch + Play (There's an endless amount of bad games out there. Thankfully Graham and Alex are cool enough dudes to wade through them. It's GARBAGE DAY Y'ALL!) at Wed 02:00 PM PST (18:01 from now).
betweenmyself:
Mr_Horrible: why does it get *counters*?!
Marvoleath: !schedule
DoubleNterprises:
Two Spoop Boys In A Caddilac
tehfewl: gamblin
matthaus_c:
@Mr_Horrible you take that back
SymphonySolstice: JAMBLING?
matthaus_c: his sins do not make him less cute
SymphonySolstice: stacked day
Fanklok: Who up tuggin' they lrrms?
Darleysam: a shrimp cooked this toast?
SymphonySolstice: avocado toast for weebs
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c the darkness in his heart manifests in his visage
Mr_Horrible: he's a bad boy, but he ain't cute
HorusFive: How will he get the toast small enough for the shrimps to enjoy?
SquareDotCube: gotta say it like Yeah Toast!
Makrosian_Tay: Mai
NotCainNorAbel: Shrimp Toast sounds like a password to get into a speakeasy
salamisuperstar: The one with the fans and boobs?
Dog_of_Myth: EVO lineup was announced today as well.
7gorobei: shrimptos the fresh maker
vinopinguino: respectfully
itira: hell yeah boobs
Mr_Horrible: it's also a fighting game trailer, you're probably looking at the impact points
schordash: what about twooooo booba??
Juliamon: They put those booba in there for YOU
tehfewl: watch one vtuber video and your algo is cooked
Kaaosa: do not objectify the person who doesn't exist
SymphonySolstice: no such thing as a bad titty fr
DoubleNterprises: Boobs ARE cool, in fact
shendaras:
Fanklok: Invisible Woman on the Rivals splash art has the most jiggle i have seen on 10 frames of animation
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I'm excited about this, who all is playing?
Mr_Horrible: ooh, love the budget challenges
MegaDosX: Oh boy
MacbethSeemsSus: Bloody Mary
schordash: candyman
MegaDosX: !card say his name
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
WiJohn: Beetlejuice?
DEATHlikescats: a certain ghost
Makrosian_Tay: Beetlejuice
Mr_Horrible: he's going Centipede Mode
DEATHlikescats: with the most
betweenmyself: …. Booba?
CataclysmicReverb: Beeberjuice
frank_the_great: The peepeepoopoo man
Juliamon: game TBD
Darleysam: asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar?
MegaDosX: Oh it's its name not his name
Fanklok: The beetle that juices you
Seth_Erickson:
Duskmourn my favorite set from that year
Marvoleath: apparently they finished the volcano high already?
DEATHlikescats: enjoy some tasty subs!
gualdhar: time to play some Rivals now?
betweenmyself:
kid_flashionable: Ooh subs
Darleysam: o7
kid_flashionable: I had a sub today from a place called Cheba Hut and damn it was delicious
xantos69:
50 Bits!
vinopinguino: got em
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: slain
lochnessseammonster:
thanks sauce
schordash:
rip milk
tr3ewitch88: I'm glad to ba able to sub again 🥰🥰🥰
DoubleNterprises: The one year!
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream. Good dudes and good times
Riandisa: Thanks for another great stream!
DrAegirinePyrope: closest pronunciation yet, Ben
SymphonySolstice: dabits
vinopinguino: thanks fella
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
ButButTheJesus: thank for strem
kimmibeans:
Thanks for the stream! Always a good time
matthaus_c: stay safe stinkies!
DoubleNterprises: Thank you for the spoops! Fun times!
Mr_Horrible: the demon had to escape before you invoked the name of christ
protojman:
kid_flashionable: Have a great night y'all!
tr3ewitch88: Adam
0x6772: lol
schordash:
l8r
vinopinguino:
MrSarkhan:
omdorastrix: I represent that remark
Mr_Horrible: I mean it's true, by and large
lochnessseammonster: yes
MegaDosX: I did nothing wrong.
BusTed: g'night you dillholes
0x6772: Yeah, it was funny, Ben.
vinopinguino:
tr3ewitch88: ADAM
matthaus_c: the HAM
YawnLance: Wokedere
DEATHlikescats: Adam is 💯 tsundere
Mr_Horrible: YanDEIre
kid_flashionable: Aww man can't believe I'm a dumbass
tr3ewitch88: Good night, everybody.
far2muchsarcasm:
Mr_Horrible: I can definitely believe I'm a dumbass
kid_flashionable: I'm only like 20% dumbass
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, lads
KeytarCat: I almost named a D&D character Xunderae
DEATHlikescats: @mr_horrible so woke
DoubleNterprises:
Makrosian_Tay: Thanks for the stream guys! You're awesome!!
Orxolon: g night everyone
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