Friday Night Paper Fight || $25 LGS Deck Challenge

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 ihlendrax: !box
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: if you've opened the box with that mimic you're already done
Hadouken_lol_catz: 25$ challenge here we come whoo
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Grinnin_Gin: the 20 dollar deck challenge: inflation edition
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 345tom: heard theres a prerecord and everything
 CaptainSpam: Ah, so the higher-class version of Dollar Store Highlander?
 johnnylongtorso: Sire of Seven Deaths and 59 plains, let's go
 Welbog: I wish to see the cardboard
wandering_webster: Have to ask, is there a playlist for the commercial break music somewhere??
theamc2000: wait, did the challenge price rise?
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There is nothing higher class than Beejlander
  Juliamon: Inflation takes its toll
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @wandering_webster Also would highly recommend Roadquest if you enjoy Big Giant Circles
theamc2000: @juliamon makes sense
wandering_webster: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters True!@!!
as_ever_ellesandra: its still $20 its just $20 usd /s
 tryllebanjo: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Beejchase mayhaps?
wandering_webster: Helllllo!!!
Natedogg2: Good evening everyone
 345tom: beejchase with big dungo
wandering_webster: Wheeler!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tryllebanjo I need to watch the Beejchase VOD again
 Diabore: @as_ever_ellesandra oh that exchange rate is optimistic
 Dog_of_Myth: Enhance
wandering_webster: Cameron!!!
 RockPusher: 
 AllTheWeasels: enhance!
 BusTed: 
 Redbassist: 
wandering_webster: Nelson!!!!
 RandomTrivia: BIGGER THAN BEFORE
 RandomTrivia: Wheeeeeee!
 n3ther: 
Grinnin_Gin: we call that a Candid Cameron
 lightfut: Now in Cameron-vision!
 TheWriterAleph: ben is a professional
wandering_webster: Ben!!!!!
theamc2000: that was fun
 ztghostie: zoom, enhance
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Now we know how the magic happens
wandering_webster: Paul!!!!
 RockPusher:   
 Welbog: Who put Ben in charge?!
 northos: me?!
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Wonderdoc: us?
  Salvulant: Us!
 thraximore: 
 BusTed: 🫵
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Desruprot: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben is a professional who has the attitude of a cat
 Nigouki: new Patreon tier to get parfocal lenses
 DoodlestheGreat: A KINGDOM OF CARDS!
 Katsche__: first time live FNPF. My god its late here
 Welbog: Lurcent me?
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wandering_webster: I just got my button recently lol
 KWardJenx: Thanks to Cam's direction I now know where to direct my eyes!
Grinnin_Gin: Button, Please, Sent Lrr Me
wandering_webster: I may have three buttons from my recent orders. lol
 DoodlestheGreat: Dragon. Shield. Sausage.
 ztghostie: literal shields for dragons
 laikagoat:    
theamc2000: I hope Cam built fevered visions
Grinnin_Gin: "Lrr Sent Me, Button Plz" should be a button
wandering_webster: @ztghostie !!!!!!
 Xerodin: my body is ready
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is commentating this year
wandering_webster: @wandering_webster YES YES YES!!!
 TheWriterAleph: baby coverage
 Diabore: all day baby coverage?
wandering_webster: @Grinnin_Gin YES!!!
 modernner0: Nooo I have a competition that day 😭
 Pywodwagon: oh darn I’m busy that day
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @modernner0 What kind of competition
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PlumpTiredCougarArsonNoSexy-SMbTx8fy77KumeIz
 ShaneLeeAtk: But do we have unique taters?
 KWardJenx: Sir Robin!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Off food" is he no longer allowed to do the food?
 Welbog: Serge graduated to a full coffeetarian?
theamc2000: Please make sure Serge is getting enough nutrients
superdude097: Wish I could do this at my LGS but they don't bother with Commons or Uncommons (the only MtG events they run are Commander)
Grinnin_Gin: oh the championship, we'll get some good magic players on there! and serge is playing!
  gualdhar: so it sounds like Wheeler and Yager didn't qualify for the Championship?
 laikagoat:     
 modernner0: @Thefluffiestguineapig Singing!
 raulghoulia: so much news!
 LiamK712: Shivam!
 pn55: 
 Diabore: omg its happening!
 Dog_of_Myth: Shivam!
 RockPusher: Shivam! 
 baltimore_667083: PPR!
 Daggerpeak: yooo guests back
 DeM0nFiRe: Wow
itsj0mi: 
Voidhawk42: Card games on motorcycles!
  Juliamon: It HAD to be Shivam
 ghizmou:      
 accountmadeforants: 
 magicnewgirl: hey that girl sounds pretty cool !!
Natedogg2: With guests!
 LilyOfTheVeil666: PPR HYPE!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @superdude097 No pauper? As a poor person that makes me sad
 Fruan: Shivam!
wandering_webster: PPR HYPE!!!!
 modernner0: I wonder how Shivam feels about magic...
 neisan2112: Shivam!!! Hell yezah!
 tryllebanjo: Shiiiiiivam  YAY!
itsj0mi:  LET'S GOOO!
 magicnewgirl: LOL
 magicnewgirl: HI!!
superdude097: @Thefluffiestguineapig Unfortunately not 
 RandomTrivia: 
 dungeonmasteralek: hi!
 A_Dub888: I hear that Shivam fellow likes magic
 DoodlestheGreat: Hi, MNG!
 magicnewgirl: Hi there all!!! 
 RockPusher: Smooth
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @modernner0 Best of luck!! I miss doing singing stuff
itsj0mi: 
 neisan2112: Totally did just release the 50th episode of a podcast with Shivam this week
 modernner0: @Thefluffiestguineapig Thank you! 
 Diabore: @A_Dub888 wheeler also coincidentally likes magic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore What?? Wheeler? Enjoying Magic? I'm shocked
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The year of our spaghetti monster
 RecursiveAcronym: should've been a 24 dollar deck challenge sounds like
 CrossXhunteR: or Clue, which is none of those things
 accountmadeforants: That's a really interesting restriction
  Salvulant: Prerecord?!
 raulghoulia: love these prerecords
Wonderdoc: whoooo prerecord!!!
 Diabore: oh right new yellowjacket
 ElektroTal: did someone call my name?
wandering_webster: @accountmadeforants Agreed
 accountmadeforants: 2024 Block Constructed
Desruprot: Nadu is pretty cheap now
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RockPusher: Playing with the new toy
 ghyllnox: 
 RandomTrivia: There's the punching in
an_archist2: lapel mic magic card
wandering_webster: LOL
 AllTheWeasels: *two* enhance gags?
  gualdhar: James using the pull out method
 DoodlestheGreat: Closer, James, Closer!
 0x6772: Love that mic holder.
Tz_BG: Magic Mic. Very nice.
  Salvulant: Impressive
itsj0mi: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly has children and a smooshed face dog, sleep is not consistent is my guess
 UnknownFriday: Genuinely kinda jealous of the giant Phyrexian spindown on the shelf.
Desruprot: 
 couchboyj: Welcome to Yellowjacket *beltch* Morty
itsj0mi: hefty cardboard
 control_rig: Mood
wandering_webster: CIV 6!!!!
 Diabore: one more turn
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Haha
Wonderdoc: Cam‘s got life figured out
 DoodlestheGreat: As buttz?
wandering_webster: Cameron the G.O.A.T.!!!
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 cmdrud87: Cam truly iis my spirit animal.
  Salvulant: Yayyyyyyyy
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 RandomTrivia: Look at the production value on those graphics
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 A_Dub888: But 2am is when I punch Hawaiian doucebags...
goatprince: this was fun to edit 
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theamc2000: when was this filmed?
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 thraximore: great energy folks
 johnnylongtorso: but there were only 8 sets, how can you build with that few cards
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've been knitting since 2nd grade, I've never been cool
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 RandomTrivia: So many god damn Magic cards
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 RandomTrivia: And ALL the commander precons
 DylPage: All for three easy payments of $39.99!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fallout cards!! Oh some of those were cool in that EDSC
 AtomicAlchemical: 2024 block constructed
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is that an American hour, or a Canadian hour?
 cmdrud87: am a simpl man. I hope for crimes.
ThePCrowl: Perfect vid
 BusTed: 
 A_Dub888: Hi Wheeler!
 CrossXhunteR: i recognize a zojirushi bottle anywhere
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Wheeler and his long jokes
 Mindfire13: Hi wheeler
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 ztghostie: hopefully this was recorded before the pixie/dimir enchantment deck took over standard 
 Mr_Horrible: nice touch, Matt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants (I second this and it's not a bit, this is a great place)
itsj0mi: F
 RockPusher: Matt, plz
 neisan2112: Thanks Nelly
 RandomTrivia: 
 0x6772: Nice bit, Ben.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 neisan2112: Ben's gonna build Catan
 DeM0nFiRe: Good joke streamer
 RandomTrivia: Oh nooooo
goatprince: b o g g l e s
 A_Dub888: Boggles my Doggles
 azidbern95: congrats Shivam on the PPR invite!
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Bird game is distracting me
wandering_webster: The Dumb CHungus   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My deck plan "slapping the dumb chunguses"
 RandomTrivia: I didn't quite understand if reprints in 2024 sets were valid
 Mr_Horrible: gesundheit
  Juliamon: the feckin' greenshell
 RandomTrivia: Greenshell my beloved
Desruprot: 
itsj0mi: 
 Mr_Horrible: "Can you check in the back?"
 BusTed: 
 RandomTrivia: If reprints in 2024 sets are allowed,  Ethereal Armor was in DSK...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm hoping for some crimes
 Dog_of_Myth: Remember CD Drives chat?
 Mr_Horrible: I do, in fact
 BusTed: vibes-based only
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I remember floppy disk drives
 BusTed: I see multiple optimistic scavengers here
  Salvulant: is that a shelf of red dragon inm?
 Bugberry: I wonder if they will also draw from Foundations Jumpstart.
 Mr_Horrible: I remember my trapper keeper in middle school having slots for *3* whole floppy disks where I stored my essays
 neisan2112: OH my
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bugberry Not sure, they mentioned foundations being an option but not sure when the Jumpstart came out specifically
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Salvulant Yes, Ben was looking at a copy earlier in the video
 cmdrud87: spcy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oooooohhhhh
 laikagoat:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh yeah
wandering_webster: Wheeler doing an elf ball!!!
wandering_webster: So hyped!!!!
 accountmadeforants: Be the guy, Wheeler, be the guy bringing MH3 and Commander Precon cards.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pickle Kid is a good subtitle
 thraximore: hell yeag
 Dog_of_Myth: Elfball let's go
 Bugberry: @Thefluffiestguineapig it came out at the same time, roughly. Audacity was reprinted in Foundations Jumpstart.
 RandomTrivia: 
 FPNY41: I remember loading programs off tape for my Commodore Vic 20
 Mr_Horrible: hell yes
 Dog_of_Myth: Hellbent, heck yeah
 TheWriterAleph: dargon owo
whydustin: did it just start?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bugberry Oohh boy that is spicy
 Mr_Horrible: every programmer's first tutorial exercise, the Rakdos Jumping Dragon
   Anubis169: just less than 20min ago whydustin 
whydustin: bless
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: And part of that was the start-up screen and then the intro
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A bunch of fairues were repritned in foundations
 thraximore: dang
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I may know this because my UB faeries deck is my alchemy thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yuuuuuuuuuuup
 accountmadeforants: Demonic Ruckus is part of a meta deck in Standard, no?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We now on plan e or f?
 RockPusher: 
 FPNY41: Someone's playing tier 1 pauper
 LilyOfTheVeil666: 
 TheWriterAleph: hells yeah
whydustin: oooo love those guys
 Dog_of_Myth: 
aitsu100: dimer chonk?
 ztghostie: Eddy and Terry LETSGO
 KaleidoscopeMind: 
 Mr_Horrible: "We have goyf at home"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Giant worms
Desruprot: Sheltered By Ghosts is good
 RandomTrivia: OH
 tryllebanjo: Suhweeeeet!
 accountmadeforants: 
 thraximore: 
letsbelgo: an actual standard deck
 neisan2112: Ohhhhhh
  Juliamon: oh boy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeeeeaaaaahh
 RandomTrivia: Oh my...... the bonus sheets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We crimes?
itsj0mi: bless
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We on crime time?
 neisan2112: LMAOOOO
 thraximore: 
 spawnofhastur: I need to build a standard deck and the Esper Pixie deck seems dope
 DeM0nFiRe: (yeah)
 RandomTrivia: 
 northos: wow I forgot about that
 neisan2112: Good tweet
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 AllTheWeasels: 
 PhuzNutz: OMG! I really hope this is a whole hour long
 RockPusher: Crab! Crab! Crab!
 tryllebanjo: fer what!
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 northos: yeah, but then it would be printed *this* year 
 RandomTrivia:  Playset of Sol Rings, Hedron Archives and a bunch of random big colourless things
 FPNY41: these are my favorite episodes, just a bit more than Beejlander
itsj0mi: same
 Bugberry: You mean THE Library of Alexandria
 tryllebanjo: 
Wonderdoc: we got a library from there like 30 years ago wheeler
datastorm17: my lgs wont even let us look through their boxes anymore
 tryllebanjo: @datastorm17 wut why
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sideboarding is an admission of defeat.
whydustin: I love this content
 A_Dub888: to quote a button "Sideboarding is an admission of defeat"
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm a sucker for anything with a prerecord segment
 spawnofhastur: @A_Dub888 the canlander motto
 tryllebanjo: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters 2nd that
datastorm17: @tryllebanjo theft and organization
 thraximore: 
sonicmush: Stare
 thraximore: sick af
 RandomTrivia: Absolutely incredible, Wheeler
  Salvulant: probably fine
 tryllebanjo: @datastorm17 Yuck 
 Bugberry: sounds like "Grixis 2 for 1s"
 A_Dub888: Benjamin "oops all Cruel Ultimatums" Wheeler
 Mr_Horrible: "Budget Cruel Control" is sure a moniker
letsbelgo: an actual standard deck ben
 Jaolen: oh literally just the standard deck lol
letsbelgo: cheating
 neisan2112: With Gates, this is just a budget standard deck
 ztghostie: actually standard simic crabs 
 neisan2112: Its sweet
whydustin: Cam's glasses are fire
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, the drake
 neisan2112: @whydustin I know right?!
 ztghostie: was that shrieking drake? Based
 Mr_Horrible: ominous close cut
 accountmadeforants: Mildly Unfair Ultimatum Control
  Juliamon: I love the new glasses so much
 tryllebanjo: *Fooooreshadowing*
 m1gr3nA: oh drakes
 RandomTrivia: Cloudfin Raptor in the year 2025
  Juliamon: I cannot pull off frames that thick
 tryllebanjo: Hmmmm
 thraximore: matt
whydustin: I wish I could
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 AllTheWeasels: 
 0x6772: CAM
PrettyDeceJosh: I appreciate that we have the worse art for Run Away Together
aitsu100: lol
 TheWriterAleph: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
goatprince: 
 RandomTrivia: CAMERON
 BusTed: 🙂
 pn55: 
 Mr_Horrible: he trusted you, Matt 
 tryllebanjo: 
 RockPusher: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: Cam, you know none of the editors would do that
 A_Dub888: *Closure achieved*
 couchboyj: From some angles, Cam's glasses look like they were drawn on in post.  Like they needed to fix a continuity error.
 0x6772: That was sweet!
 tryllebanjo: Woooo!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
goatprince: woo
 RandomTrivia: 
datastorm17: oh what did they grab?
itsj0mi: Clap
wandering_webster: LOLOL
 Mr_Horrible: wonderful prerecord 
goatprince: for now
 KWardJenx: Great job Matt!
 RecursiveAcronym: great edit matt!!
 omdorastrix: The power in that bottom....
 raulghoulia: how many were cut?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: There was? I think it got cut.
whydustin:     
 A_Dub888: Steady on there Nelly
 FPNY41: playing a 20 dollar deck in sleeves just feels wrong
Desruprot: its a bold strategy, lets see how it pans out
itsj0mi: EZ
 KWardJenx: Wow
 Mr_Horrible: he's closest without going over
 RandomTrivia: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 neisan2112: Lets goooo
 BusTed: does he get to pocket the rest?
whydustin: OMG
 BusTed: awesome
 omdorastrix: McDONALDS!
aitsu100: yay nuggies
 pn55: Ben wins 
 FPNY41: 40 cards and 20 chicken nuggets
itsj0mi: dub
 Dog_of_Myth: Deck and nuggies
 raulghoulia: that's what I call value
 RandomTrivia: Ben with enough change to buy sleeves too 
 adept_nekomancer: Getting those value nuggies
 0x6772: So, Ben's deck includes Nuggies.
 A_Dub888: How many nuggos my dude?
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben won already
itsj0mi: nuggets are his counters
 HadesLeprechaun: the fact that McDonalds now costs $10 feels bad
 Kuhfeek: $25 even, that's impressive
 omdorastrix: BEn gets a deck and 10 Nugs
 Cptasparagus: I'm sad nobody went TYS storm, my build is like $22 if you take out the lands
 matthaus_c: Sun rises East, Wheeler wins the Die roll
 RandomTrivia: OOOOOOH
admiral_sky_: OOOO that's a good card
 definenull: oh this is gonna be quick
 RandomTrivia: Wow, they printed basic Mountain in 2024? Power creep is out of control smh my head
 matthaus_c: card advantage!
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 RandomTrivia: Nice
  Salvulant: Nice
 KWardJenx: Nice!
 TheWriterAleph: nice
 DeM0nFiRe: nice
 RockPusher: nice
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: nice
ch3f__: nice
 Sorator13: chat cardreader output, pls? 
eff_the_bard: undone that kellan attack
   LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
  LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
 Booster6: no card reader in chat?
 A_Dub888: What does mayhem taste like?
 Sorator13: ty ty!
 thraximore: YOOOOO taste for mayhem!!!!!
 Booster6: thanks paul haha
  LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
  Juliamon: sorry about that, they were flashing spoilers before the stream
  LRRbot: Rakdos Pit Dragon [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | {R}{R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gains flying until end of turn. / {R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Hellbent — Rakdos Pit Dragon has double strike as long as you have no cards in hand.
  LRRbot: Supreme Will [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
  LRRbot: Mizzix's Mastery [3R] | Sorcery | Exile target card that's an instant or sorcery from your graveyard. For each card exiled this way, copy it, and you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. Exile Mizzix's Mastery. / Overload {5}{R}{R}{R}
   LoadingReadyRun: The cardreader is so nice and fast with such a small card pool
 RandomTrivia: The most powerful Mizzix's Mastery in history
 paronomasiac042: powerful magic
Nickiatori: ben is getting so many 241s
  LRRbot: Reckless Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | First strike, haste / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Reckless Lackey: Draw a card and create a Treasure token.
  LRRbot: Combustible Gearhulk [4RR] | Artifact Creature — Construct [6/6] | First strike / When Combustible Gearhulk enters, target opponent may have you draw three cards. If the player doesn't, you mill three cards, then Combustible Gearhulk deals damage to that player equal to the total mana value of those cards.
Nickiatori: omg
 RandomTrivia: Beeg robot!
aitsu100: oh BIG boy
 A_Dub888: 
 definenull: bruh
  Salvulant: uh oh
 LilyOfTheVeil666: BUSTIN
 matthaus_c: the combussy
 definenull: big red huh
 RandomTrivia: That seems VERY good in Cruel Control 
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 tryllebanjo: OUCH
 BusTed: 
itsj0mi: yikes!
 KWardJenx: Ha!!!
Nickiatori: omg!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
datastorm17: yowza
 YeetTheRich_:  
  LRRbot: Norin, Swift Survivalist [R] | Legendary Creature — Human Coward [2/1] | Norin, Swift Survivalist can't block. / Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may exile it. You may play that card from exile this turn.
wandering_webster: Yowza
 ztghostie: 
wandering_webster: The damage
 AllTheWeasels: 
wandering_webster: 
 Mr_Bitterness: Ooofa, and my I add, doofa
ThePCrowl: 
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: just tuning in. was there any special deck building restriction aside from $25? previously I recall them banning RDW from this kitchen table format.
  Salvulant: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen only cards printed in 2024
 robaphone251: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen cards from 2024
 johnnylongtorso: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen cards from 2024 sets only
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: oooh. interesting
 RandomTrivia: 
  LRRbot: Cruel Ultimatum [UUBBBRR] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.
 TheWriterAleph: shazam 
 definenull: wowza
 FPNY41: reprint REB in standard you cowards
 termi385: specifically only cards printed in 2024, wheeler couldn't play a card because it was a copy from 2023
 tryllebanjo: Just a kidneyshot of a Gearhulk
itsj0mi: how the turn tables
wandering_webster: Cannot believe that gearhulk hits
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 NSGReaper: 132 months? That's almost 123 months!
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 matthaus_c: that's the sound Archon of Cruelty makes
wandering_webster: But i just saw it, so i have to believe it.
 matthaus_c: must have been Nassif
 A_Dub888: had to get up after the Gearhulk, did a red deck win?
 Robot_Bones: The before times!
as_ever_ellesandra: @A_Dub888 wheeler hit the cruel ultimatum cast
aitsu100: the lotus one yeah
 matthaus_c: is EOTFOFYL a valid plate
 matthaus_c: omg
as_ever_ellesandra: so it was game over
datastorm17: Bingo: what does UUBBBR spell? Bandit: obbkakayu
QuixoticScrivener: I just got here; are we doing 40 or 60 card?
 RandomTrivia: 
Nerd2NerdTradingLLC: This is the first time I have ever watched anything about Magic, it is very interesting.
 aerohydra: the black lotus lotus is great
 30teracyte: https://x.com/zbeg/status/1791933355900240045
 Mr_Horrible: truuuuuu
 Sorator13: what's the YL stand for in EOTFOFYL?
 matthaus_c: can you do THAGATHERIN 
 matthaus_c: @Sorator13 you lose
 ztghostie: we gotta take our acronym back
 Sorator13: ahh, of course. thanks!
  LRRbot: Heartfire Hero [R] | Creature — Mouse Soldier [1/1] | Valiant — Whenever Heartfire Hero becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / When Heartfire Hero dies, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
aitsu100: lets GO
  LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
aitsu100: mice
  LRRbot: Ezio, Brash Novice [1{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Human [1/1] | Whenever Ezio, Brash Novice attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / As long as Ezio has two or more counters on it, it has first strike and is an Assassin in addition to its other types.
 DarknessKingCoH: I think it was Bad Built Butch Body
 BusTed: 🤌
  LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast Detective's Phoenix from your graveyard using its bestow ability.
 jessicaengle: Hello Chat.
 Katsche__: its a me, Ezio
  LRRbot: Shoot the Sheriff [1B] | Instant | Destroy target non-outlaw creature.
 thraximore: assassin!
theamc2000: could you?
 laikagoat: non-outlaw
Perlpop: Sheriff: shot. Deputy - you're next!
 Orxolon: Assasin
 AllTheWeasels: @thraximore not until he gets trained
Grinnin_Gin: you can't shoot it
 RecursiveAcronym: not an assassin yet
 thraximore: ohhhhhh
  LRRbot: Red Herring [1R] | Artifact Creature — Clue Fish [2/2] | Haste / Red Herring attacks each combat if able. / {2}, Sacrifice Red Herring: Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Highway Robbery [1R] | Sorcery | You may discard a card or sacrifice a land. If you do, draw two cards. / Plot {1}{R}
 accountmadeforants: Ezio isn't an Assassin
Grinnin_Gin: oh nvm
 thraximore: whoops
aitsu100: ezio should live
 jessicaengle: What is LGS tonight?
whydustin: he's a novice
  LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
aitsu100: wait hes not
 ShaneLeeAtk: 
 definenull: that ezio isn’t an assassin yet
 thraximore: !chat
  LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
 Orxolon: And didn't Wheeler should be one life leds?
 SimWOT: Who would have thought ezio wasn't an outlaw
 accountmadeforants: Because apparently you're not an assassin until you finish school
 matthaus_c: that ezio is only creature type Twink
 Orxolon: *less
 couchboyj: Red Herring?  A Pup Named Scooby Do Secret Lair when?
 thraximore: no way
 RecursiveAcronym: @jessicaengle local game store; all the cards were bought from the same lgs in a prerecord
Ilyusion: Wheeler knows what a card does? They should have him do a podcast about guessing cards
  LRRbot: Hidetsugu's Second Rite [3R] | Instant | If target player has exactly 10 life, Hidetsugu's Second Rite deals 10 damage to that player.
 matthaus_c: YES
 ztghostie: GOTTEM
Ilyusion: OHHHHH
 tryllebanjo: AHAHAHAHHA
 Luminaire_p: HAHAHAHA
 RandomTrivia: NOOOO
 djalternative: wait. people are allowed to know what the assassins creed cards do?
 thraximore: YOOOOOOOOO
Grinnin_Gin: OOOHHHHHH
whydustin: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
 YeetTheRich_: YOOOOO
 RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
admiral_sky_: GOTTEM
trainpants: 
 Diabore: GOTTEM
 BusTed: 
 accountmadeforants: 
as_ever_ellesandra: there we go
 tryllebanjo: YYYYYYYYEEEESSS!!!!
 control_rig: OOOOOOOhh
 LiamK712: Geez
 TheWriterAleph: HOLY SHIT
aitsu100: Rite in the HEART
 neisan2112: YHYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESA
wandering_webster: DAAAANG!!!
 Dog_of_Myth: LET"S GO!!!
itsj0mi: GG get rekt
whydustin: \NELLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY
 definenull: SIGN IT
Grinnin_Gin: RUINED
theamc2000: you got got
 Aarek: got em!
NarishmaReborn: YES
 enbycephalopod: YEEEEESSSSSSSS
 Sage0fMadness: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  gualdhar: OH BOYYYYYEEEEE
 laikagoat:     
 Mr_Bitterness: HOOOOOOOOOO
 DeM0nFiRe:  amazing
RegisTKM: SHADOW REALM
 control_rig: hOLY shit
 0x6772: BOOOOOOM
 djalternative: HAHAHAHAHAH
 RandomTrivia:     
 ElektroTal: CHEEVO
angeal0: Yoooo!
wandering_webster: NYYY GERD
 neisan2112:      
 ztghostie: And now wheeler has to sign it
ThatDangSkeleton: POGCHAMP
 RockPusher:   
 KWardJenx: Yes!!!
DoctorCactus: red deck absolutely wins
 neisan2112: FUCK YES
 adept_nekomancer: Well, that happened
 A_Dub888: LETS A GOOOO
reindeering:    
 underhill33:   
 Sage0fMadness: Got here just in time!!!!
 Diabore: SOMEONE GET THE PEN
Voidhawk42: FROM THE TOP ROPE
wandering_webster: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
 arkilyd:   
trainpants: Sign it!
 Bugberry: @accountmadeforants it's from his days sleeping around before he became an assassin.
angeal0: Classic Nelson!
Grinnin_Gin: GET EM NELLY
aitsu100: Nelly i love you
 PhuzNutz:    
 jessicaengle: @RecursiveAcronym TY  
datastorm17: gotta love foundations reprints
 Jillexie: Boom
whydustin: what a hero
 Sage0fMadness:    
Kejardon: I just got here in time for a highlight
ThatDangSkeleton: HIDETSUGU'S SECOND RITE!!!!
 lightfut: Look at the cojones
 accountmadeforants: I'm rooting so hard for Nelson right now
 matthaus_c: Wheeler reliving so much trauma rn
Ilyusion: Nelson you gotta make Wheeler sign it after the match
 Mr_Bitterness: NELLY WINS NIGHT OVEr
Desruprot: nice
Wonderdoc: MAKE HIM SIGN IT Nelly
 Robot_Bones: U R Z A
 Dog_of_Myth: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 definenull: NELLY WINS
 tryllebanjo: The Ultimate Jank! YYYEEES!
 accountmadeforants: @Bugberry So... what was he a novice in, then?
Tingeltangelibach:   
MrAyeAxe: That explains why Nelly was so tight-lipped in the deckbuilding video 
 Bugberry: It's kind of bad in Foundations too.
 control_rig: Nelly please get him to sign it PLEASE!
wandering_webster: @lightfut    
itsj0mi: 
as_ever_ellesandra: Me and Nelson are the two players of that card
 Katsche__: mow i can go, all is achieved
wandering_webster: @tryllebanjo   
Wonderdoc: Come on Wheeler you gotta sign it now
 AllTheWeasels: @as_ever_ellesandra oh good you're here I immediately tabbed to ping you on discord 
 matthaus_c: such a crowd pleaser
as_ever_ellesandra: Nelly cast it at the fnpf when it wasn't a LRR crew playing the game
Voidhawk42: Second Rite is the best alt wincon ever printed
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AntediluvianOptimisticDotterelFunRun-Avh-YKJv88DHKf8v
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EvilLittleLocustDogFace-vllO4IriHKpUqiZ_
as_ever_ellesandra: he was playing the merfolk goblin pinger
 robaphone251: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CoweringNaiveAniseSpicyBoy-Rgw0PTQyy5clE6Ho
itsj0mi: get the sharpie, for sure
 jessicaengle: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #3391: "This would've been better in Cockney." —Beej [2016-09-12]
Grinnin_Gin: Nelly won the moral victory here
 Bugberry: @accountmadeforants he's still descended from assassins, so he's expected to eventually follow that lineage, and he goes through training after his family is killed but isn't one until the initiation ceremony.
 matthaus_c: every early Canlander story is like learning about Olle Rade winning the PT with Spiders
 RandomTrivia: Bahahahahaha
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/GlamorousPlumpZebraStrawBeary-_C2f4RItWRvMvn1S
  LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
  LRRbot: Frantic Scapegoat [R] | Creature — Goat [1/1] | Haste / When Frantic Scapegoat enters, suspect it. / Whenever one or more other creatures you control enter, if Frantic Scapegoat is suspected, you may suspect one of the other creatures. If you do, Frantic Scapegoat is no longer suspected.
goatprince: g o a t
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Juliamon: 
  LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When Prophetic Prism enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
goatprince: g o a t
 matthaus_c: once a sussy baka always a sussy baka
as_ever_ellesandra: you can stack the triggers either way
as_ever_ellesandra: but also yes
 adept_nekomancer: This goat is extremely sus
 ztghostie: I guess if they commit a second crime
aitsu100: the twins
goatprince: i try,,,,,
  LRRbot: Bellowing Crier [1U] | Creature — Frog Advisor [2/1] | When Bellowing Crier enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
 couchboyj: A Sussy Baaaaaka
rogerivany: Kinda thought this was highlander/EDH rules
 RandomTrivia: @matthaus_c You're banned from saying words
Zaraka00: I love that frog art
Natedogg2: 701.58d A suspected permanent can’t become suspected again.
 matthaus_c: @RandomTrivia 
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 Orxolon: Shouldnt be 17?now 15
 Orxolon: Now 16 xD
  LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
 SimWOT: shoudn't wheeler be 15: 20-19-17-15
loufghyslaufey: Wait. were there, at one point.. any $25 LGS Challenges where 70-90 of someone's budget went to a playset of strictly played cards & the rest of their deck pool was mostly draft chaff?
  LRRbot: Rakdos Pit Dragon [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | {R}{R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gains flying until end of turn. / {R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Hellbent — Rakdos Pit Dragon has double strike as long as you have no cards in hand.
  LRRbot: Supreme Will [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
as_ever_ellesandra: @SimWOT two dismal backwater plays
 matthaus_c: Unsuspect The Goat is a button
 neisan2112: Wheeler's gained 2 off backwater
as_ever_ellesandra: so thats why he went up to 21
as_ever_ellesandra: and then down
  LRRbot: Highway Robbery [1R] | Sorcery | You may discard a card or sacrifice a land. If you do, draw two cards. / Plot {1}{R}
 hvhTim: whats the format for this?
  LRRbot: Reckless Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | First strike, haste / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Reckless Lackey: Draw a card and create a Treasure token.
as_ever_ellesandra: @hvhTim freeform but only cards printed in 2024
  LRRbot: Red Herring [1R] | Artifact Creature — Clue Fish [2/2] | Haste / Red Herring attacks each combat if able. / {2}, Sacrifice Red Herring: Draw a card.
as_ever_ellesandra: we haven't been told if its 40 card or 60 card
 hvhTim: @as_ever_ellesandra you know what, thats awesome
  LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Nickiatori: woah!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: And limited to what they could find at Yellowjack
 RandomTrivia: Sick
 definenull: one away!
   LoadingReadyRun: 60 card decks
whydustin: whoa pointed cards
loufghyslaufey: bannings? heh
as_ever_ellesandra: @LoadingReadyRun gratzi
Nickiatori: Does Wheeler have a boardwipe is the question
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
 YeetTheRich_: can you get any commander precon for that budget?
 definenull: does Nelly have it
  LRRbot: Shoot the Sheriff [1B] | Instant | Destroy target non-outlaw creature.
 matthaus_c: Dig and Cruise, both Pioneer legal
 RandomTrivia: Who made a fish the sheriff?!
  LRRbot: Cruel Ultimatum [UUBBBRR] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.
 Diabore: thats only 6 mana?
 definenull: rip goat
as_ever_ellesandra: @Diabore boilerworks
  LRRbot: Reckless Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | First strike, haste / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Reckless Lackey: Draw a card and create a Treasure token.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Diabore There's a bounceland.
 johnnylongtorso: @Diabore the boilerworks taps for UR
 definenull:  
 matthaus_c: "I'll sacrifice the goat" me as a 15th century farmer paying tithe to my lord
itsj0mi: monkaS
  LRRbot: Bellowing Crier [1U] | Creature — Frog Advisor [2/1] | When Bellowing Crier enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
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 BusTed: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, as_ever_ellesandra! (Today's storm count: 42)
 Diabore: all 4 criers
  LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
  LRRbot: Highway Robbery [1R] | Sorcery | You may discard a card or sacrifice a land. If you do, draw two cards. / Plot {1}{R}
itsj0mi: dismal backwater doing work
 as_ever_ellesandra: oh thanki dog of myth
  LRRbot: Barbarian Ring | Land | {T}: Add {R}. Barbarian Ring deals 1 damage to you. / Threshold — {R}, {T}, Sacrifice Barbarian Ring: It deals 2 damage to any target. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
 as_ever_ellesandra: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
   LoadingReadyRun: btw I think Red Herring is the only standard legal card that shares a name with another card. Red Herring is also a playtest card 
 BITs19_: !players
  LRRbot: (13 Jan: Marvel Rivals) Today's heroes: Ben, James, Adam, Nelson, Serge, and Ian
  LRRbot: Supreme Will [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 as_ever_ellesandra: @LoadingReadyRun yeah its currently the only instance of such
  LRRbot: Red Herring [1R] | Artifact Creature — Clue Fish [2/2] | Haste / Red Herring attacks each combat if able. / {2}, Sacrifice Red Herring: Draw a card.
  LRRbot: Mizzix's Mastery [3R] | Sorcery | Exile target card that's an instant or sorcery from your graveyard. For each card exiled this way, copy it, and you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. Exile Mizzix's Mastery. / Overload {5}{R}{R}{R}
 as_ever_ellesandra: outside of like, very crytpic command sorts of tech
 definenull: oop there it is
 neisan2112: WOAH
 RandomTrivia: Oh my
RegisTKM: he's popping offf
 Sage0fMadness:   
 RandomTrivia: Hot damn
 definenull: storm count is yes
 eye_h_bar: Jeez Louise
   LoadingReadyRun: Apparently moxfield got confused and only let Nelson add the playtest version
itsj0mi: it was a dark and stormy night
 Welbog: Wowzer, what a turn
  LRRbot: Bloodfell Caves | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
 Jaolen: c’mon abrade
 matthaus_c: is that a Ghostfire slice eyes emoji
Nickiatori: ooh those were actually ok discards too
 as_ever_ellesandra: oh thats a slice - we're close
  LRRbot: Combustible Gearhulk [4RR] | Artifact Creature — Construct [6/6] | First strike / When Combustible Gearhulk enters, target opponent may have you draw three cards. If the player doesn't, you mill three cards, then Combustible Gearhulk deals damage to that player equal to the total mana value of those cards.
 jessicaengle: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #2385: "Put... on... back... butt." —Ian
 definenull: Lora
 definenull: oofa even
  LRRbot: Rakdos Pit Dragon [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | {R}{R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gains flying until end of turn. / {R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Hellbent — Rakdos Pit Dragon has double strike as long as you have no cards in hand.
  LRRbot: Shoot the Sheriff [1B] | Instant | Destroy target non-outlaw creature.
 tryllebanjo: Dragon Sheriff!?
 Diabore: so close but so far
 Cptasparagus: isn't rakdos pit dragon a felon?
  LRRbot: Izzet Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
 omdorastrix: But he didn't shoot the deputy (lackey)
itsj0mi: all the spells
  LRRbot: Ghostfire Slice [2R] | Instant | Devoid / This spell costs {2} less to cast if an opponent controls a multicolored permanent. / Ghostfire Slice deals 4 damage to any target.
 BusTed: ggs
itsj0mi: Clap
wandering_webster: Stunned
 AllTheWeasels: powerful magic
  gualdhar: Nelson with the moral victory
 definenull: Nelly still won in my heart
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 neisan2112: Correct
itsj0mi: banger game
 matthaus_c: Nelly is always the champion of the people
Nickiatori: both of those deck were sick
 RockPusher:   
  Salvulant: Its great every time
 bytecaster: Great match
 YeetTheRich_: wheeler is the established heel of fnpf
 CrossXhunteR: how many Think Twices in that list?
 KWardJenx: Nelson, the people's champion
 hvhTim: definition of a moral victory lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
loufghyslaufey: People? Why do we ever have a say here?
wandering_webster: Powerful magic indeed
 AllTheWeasels: shuffle the humans cycle the fluids
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
  LRRbot: Technically, all penguins are flesh penguins.
 Dog_of_Myth: ooo time to get some cookies
 jessicaengle: !quote humans
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 as_ever_ellesandra: just remember
 as_ever_ellesandra: play more second rite
 jessicaengle: !findquote quote
  LRRbot: Quote #5554: "Never quote me." —Ian [2018-11-29]
Nerd2NerdTradingLLC: This is entertaining for sure.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: If you don't play it, you can never win with it
 as_ever_ellesandra: I have like 200+ confirmed kills with it
 as_ever_ellesandra: you can always get more
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I made myself get up and eat food because i would hyper focus on the stream and forget till it ended otherwise but those decks are good
 matthaus_c: brain chemicals from 2nd Rite are better than Breacher in response to Bstorm, and that's saying something
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This song is such a banger
HesGotNoPants: !quote 8000
 jessicaengle:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was cleaning the surgical suite when this song came on and everyone else in the vet clinic looked at me through the window like I had lost my mind
 jessicaengle:   
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 hd_dabnado: straight up eating my dill pickle chips, and by dill pickle chips... heh, lets just say, my Old Dutch
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Doing side steps back and forth as I scrub the table with my head jamming
superdude097:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
wandering_webster: We need a new EDSC vid!!! Please and thanks!!!
 jessicaengle: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love the dino and the Visky jamming both line up with the beats of this perfectly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @wandering_webster They've been really busy and have the Inistrad remastered thing coming up so I assume it's coming soon
 jessicaengle:   
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letsbelgo: static clock
 Sorator13: someone's mic is periodically static-ing?
 SolarBlitz1: Strange static chirping?
  Juliamon: oh, yeah, we've got the pops
 ghyllnox: Oh good it's not just me
wandering_webster: Static chirp. Lol
 as_ever_ellesandra: Yeah there is a static every few seconds
 jessicaengle:   
 0x6772: I'm I the only one hearing that strange rhythmic tapping?
 RockPusher: It sounds like the sound board problem we've had in the past
 modernner0: Thank god someone had a name for this
whydustin:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did anyone ever tell Cam that Jordynne used him as the example of "dark academia" when she talked about people naming their kids "Norm"?
 LurkerSpine: no we're all hearing the popping metronome
TheOtherTracy: It's Wheeler's mic, I think
 Robot_Bones: would your deck have been better if it played Cruel Ultimatum
 thraximore: 
  LRRbot: Thornwood Falls | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
  LRRbot: Cloudfin Raptor [U] | Creature — Bird Mutant [0/1] | Flying / Evolve
 definenull: yo those dragon sleeves are stunning
Desruprot: Mono Red Aggro is strong
 Bugberry: I feel like, ironically, White is often underrepresented at LRR.
  LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
 0x6772: Yeah, that's still happening, @LoadingReadyRun
 Jaolen: oh god it’s simic terror with MH3 cards
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jus a lil guy
 jessicaengle: !findquote rumble
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
   LoadingReadyRun: still hearing the distortion?
  LRRbot: Say Its Name [1G] | Sorcery | Mill three cards. Then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. / Exile this card and two other cards named Say Its Name from your graveyard: Search your graveyard, hand, and/or library for a card named Altanak, the Thrice-Called and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
 definenull: oh...
Nickiatori: yes
 as_ever_ellesandra: Yes @loadingreadyrun
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun yes
frank_the_great: @LoadingReadyRun Yep
whydustin: still popping
 BartholemewTheKitten: mALEVOLENT EVEN
 CaptainSpam: Still hearing some audio issue, yeah.
 RandomTrivia: WHEELER
 tryllebanjo: Would appreciate some extreme distortion please. Get all black metl with it.
 Jostech: mic still poppin
 thraximore: it's fading in and out I think?
 Cptasparagus: ben named his package tolarian terror?
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 gamblingaregood: Cardboard. Yes.
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 RandomTrivia: 
 jessicaengle: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #4502: "I can't be the only one who thinks coffee is sexy, right?" —Serge [2017-11-19]
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: cherades?
whydustin:    
 thraximore: miming? on MY fnpf?
 RockPusher: turning everyone's ability to make sound off and then on again
itsj0mi: 
 gamblingaregood:    
frank_the_great: I can read lips - they're saying their social security numbers, mom's maiden names, etc
 IbunWest: 
wandering_webster: 
 hd_dabnado: 
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 hd_dabnado: we back
 couchboyj: 
 jessicaengle: 
 PhuzNutz:      
 BartholemewTheKitten: Rotate your rats
Knebson: pog
whydustin: sounds good, thanks paul
  LRRbot: Thornwood Falls | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
wandering_webster:    
 DrLigmaPhD: We're back back back back back again
 Sorator13: the bad sound is gone, hooray!
 0x6772: Okay, now it's just Cam's card flipping tick.
 thraximore: popping is gone! 
  LRRbot: Tolarian Terror [6U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Ward {2}
 definenull: ouchy
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 matthaus_c: now we're gaming with Pauper
 DrLigmaPhD: Beeg Noodle
 tryllebanjo: !card Say Its Name
  LRRbot: Say Its Name [1G] | Sorcery | Mill three cards. Then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. / Exile this card and two other cards named Say Its Name from your graveyard: Search your graveyard, hand, and/or library for a card named Altanak, the Thrice-Called and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Pond Prophet [{G/U}{G/U}] | Creature — Frog Advisor [1/1] | When Pond Prophet enters, draw a card.
Knebson: a pauper staple
zeathean: Does Ben have the hottie Djin?
 BusTed: 
 jessicaengle: 
 Fanklok: Blue Gurmag Angler
Nickiatori: I love 2 mana 1/1s that cantrip
 DrLigmaPhD: God now I need to make a serpents deck called "Big Noods"
 Fanklok: Blurmag Angler
  LRRbot: Bushwhack [G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
  LRRbot: Run Away Together [1U] | Instant | Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.
 matthaus_c: cause that bush was so whack
  LRRbot: Aether Spike [1U] | Instant | Choose target spell. You get {E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {1} for each {E} paid this way.
 jessicaengle: @matthaus_c wiggidy whack?
 RandomTrivia: *HLORF*
 TheWriterAleph: @jessicaengle no just regular type
 johnnylongtorso: pure energy
Nickiatori: Wheeler you had the energy mana rock in your deck!
 CrossXhunteR: ben, master of the tokens box
Knebson: pond prophet is playable in pauper advisors
 iris_of_ether: Oh hey, the sleeves Michelle designed!
 matthaus_c: flashing back to "I want your deck to do what it does"
 jessicaengle: @TheWriterAleph *chef kiss*
  LRRbot: Phantom Interference [U] | Instant | Spree / + {3} — Create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token with flying. / + {1} — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote big
  LRRbot: Quote #7034: "Can we talk about how the big toe is the best toe?" —Adam [2020-07-04]
 definenull: beeg snek
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
Nickiatori: 4 mana fog!
 definenull: how many think twice's collectively in all 4 decks?
  LRRbot: Thornwood Falls | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
 djalternative: you're supposed to measure twice and think once
   LoadingReadyRun: 2020 Adam with the controversial take
 matthaus_c: any copies of Deduce?
 Fanklok: Name one time Adam has had an uncontroversial take
  LRRbot: Slickshot Lockpicker [2U] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | When Slickshot Lockpicker enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. / Plot {2}{U}
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  LRRbot: Cache Grab [1G] | Instant | Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token.
  LRRbot: Run Away Together [1U] | Instant | Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.
 definenull: ooo that's spicy
 johnnylongtorso: they fight crime!
 djalternative: called ocean avenue?
 AtomicAlchemical: this too is yuri
 BITs19_: wait, if one of them dies, how is it still a legal targetÉ
  LRRbot: Decisive Denial [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.
 BartholemewTheKitten: Picking the lock to TT's heart
  LRRbot: Slickshot Lockpicker [2U] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | When Slickshot Lockpicker enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. / Plot {2}{U}
 goombalax: ward?
 CrossXhunteR: it was paid
 as_ever_ellesandra: Ward already paid
Jackomaning: @BITs19_ There is at least 1 legal target
 adept_nekomancer: Oh no, they ran away together, but there was a fight
 jessicaengle: !quote ben
  LRRbot: Quote #4016: "He's in the save room! We can't go in there, there's a tape recorder!" —Ben [2017-02-15]
  LRRbot: Tolarian Terror [6U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Ward {2}
 definenull: the snek brought a friend!
MrAyeAxe: This is round 2, right? For the overlay? 
 matthaus_c: you can only have a relationship with a 10 km serpent for so long
whydustin: poor tolaria
 johnnylongtorso: @adept_nekomancer the alternate ending to Mrs. Robinson
 BrowneePointz: I see Ben’s deck name and I hear the siren call of the DOPE DELELE DOPE DOPE!
reindeering: hey ben your mushroom tattoo is great
 definenull: WHEELER
 0x6772: You coward, Ben!
 BrowneePointz: insect liquid guy
 CrossXhunteR: he called thrice
 Mindfire13: Altanac
frank_the_great: At least it's not Candlejack
 goombalax: Bloody Mary
ThatDangSkeleton: BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY BLLOODY MAR--
 Orxolon: The bloody mary
FFanatic: Um, ackshually Candyman is five times
 neisan2112: Any telescopes for Bloodly Mary?
sweatygirlfriend: !decks
 jessicaengle: Michael Keaton?
 enbycephalopod: Hey cameron what happens when you say bloody mary three time
 Orxolon: Voldemort
 0x6772: Bloody Mary, always coming around collecting Beetlejuice's debts, paying up to Candyman.
 Simonark: I hope Cameron can offer some advice on getting rid of these entities you all are summoning,
 CrossXhunteR: i saw candyman for the first time a few months ago
 dumbo3k: Who is 6 times?
 BrowneePointz: my favorite thing is when bootlegs of the Broadway cast of Beetlejuice were going around on YouTube. They were labeled insect drink.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Who is five times?
 bytecaster: Any other prime number based monsters?
 Mr_Bitterness: Yeah, you can't just say Candlejack and then st....
frank_the_great: I didn't type any more comments b/c I disappeared
 TheWriterAleph: live-action freakazoid revival movie you cowards
 control_rig: A Hundo
 bytecaster: This is gonna be the format at the next Pro Tour
 jessicaengle: Hugbees!
 0x6772: But what are the power and cooling costs?
  gualdhar: LRR doesn't pay for labor, got it
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: James is free
UtilityPunk: The sleeves are more expensive than the decks!
 Sorator13: there are *many* expenses you are leaving out, Ben
 AugmentingPath: Candlejack is such a pal, after kidnapping you he hits enter on your post for y
Kejardon: okay but in Freakazoid people _didn't_ disappear in mid-sentence from staying candlejack, it was after the sentence
whitefirecomix: typical pro capitalism LRR
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 Simonark: Look, without David Warner, is there any point in having The Lobe?
 salamisuperstar: Wasn't Candyman supposed to be 13 times, because it was spooky, but it was not realistic, or was that a different franchise
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 RandomTrivia: They paid James in exposure (camera pun)
 djalternative: yall came in under budget so less than 100
 definenull: jace? 
 adept_nekomancer: Well, 90 dollars plus nuggies.
 Fanklok: Someone has to pay the Pauls
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Oh we bringing up old memes like Candlejack and The Game and Fifty Ways to
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @djalternative But Ben spent money on nuggets
 CrossXhunteR: illegal deck
 BartholemewTheKitten: #BlameJames
 LiamK712: DQ?
 Bugberry: !card restless vineyard
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 RandomTrivia: Oh no!
 matthaus_c: it sure didn't
 definenull: uh ohh
 CrossXhunteR: printed in WoE, right?
 BusTed: 😬
  LRRbot: Restless Vinestalk | Land | Restless Vinestalk enters tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {3}{G}{U}: Until end of turn, Restless Vinestalk becomes a 5/5 green and blue Plant creature with trample. It's still a land. / Whenever Restless Vinestalk attacks, up to one other target creature has base power and toughness 3/3 until end of turn.
 matthaus_c: gotta replace that with a basic land
ItsThugDimmadome:         
whydustin: looool
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 thraximore: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 CrossXhunteR: i love judge wheeler judging
 Sorator13: the question is: does Wheeler do a Beej and rip the card up rn?
UtilityPunk: Hooking a bro up with a Mountain. Best land!
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 BITs19_: sorry i missed the start of the stream, did they have a No Reprints rule?
AFreshOne: im sorry what happened now?
 KWardJenx: This event is brilliant
reindeering: wati i missed the deck building, why wasn't it legal?
 Fanklok: Ben "Punished" Gineering
 matthaus_c: @reindeering 2024 cards and printings only
  Juliamon: Had to be printed this year reindeering
 BartholemewTheKitten: Nelson playing the long game
  LRRbot: Pond Prophet [{G/U}{G/U}] | Creature — Frog Advisor [1/1] | When Pond Prophet enters, draw a card.
  Juliamon: er, not *this* year
jwholla: how can anyone even know all the cards printed in 2024
itsj0mi: yess
 matthaus_c: well it says on the corner what year it is 
reindeering: @Juliamon that'd be a tough challenge  thanks!
  LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
 djalternative: each player gets to put 1 card in each opponent's deck
 Bugberry: @jwholla it says so on the card what year it was printed.
 CrossXhunteR: is that a WoE fullart forest?
  Juliamon: maybe I just wanna live in the past for a lil bit ok
 rabbitgta: Dimir espionage night, agree to the rules but try to bend them to your best interests
 DeM0nFiRe: @Juliamon Would be a much harder challenge that way 
UtilityPunk: A game where everyone has a Cheatyface emblem 
 accountmadeforants: Sneak some cards with similar set symbols but different years into the boxes
 matthaus_c: are 2023 basics legal 
  LRRbot: Ninja of the Deep Hours [3U] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/2] | Ninjutsu {1}{U} / Whenever Ninja of the Deep Hours deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
 Mindfire13: 20 dollars for 50 cards. 5 dollars for the sabotuer
 thraximore: 
 definenull: ninjutsu?!?!?
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes!
 RandomTrivia: A ninja!
reindeering: oh yeah we are COOKING
 ztghostie: YO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you're saying living in before November 2024 I might be on board
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is this my Clement Brawl deck?
Knebson: pauper all stars on both sides
 RatherLargeToad: Ninja Frog 
 KWardJenx: The pre-tape for the sabotage would be phenomenal
 bytecaster: Cameron just wants to trundle in and draw
frank_the_great: I wasn't hear for the beginning, was there a rule that you needed reprinted cards?
  LRRbot: Say Its Name [1G] | Sorcery | Mill three cards. Then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. / Exile this card and two other cards named Say Its Name from your graveyard: Search your graveyard, hand, and/or library for a card named Altanak, the Thrice-Called and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
 IbunWest: No Ben it's a ninja not a kabuki actor.
 DrLigmaPhD: Deep Hours is the podcast where I, a mediocre white person, get high and ramble for hours
 mastershake29x: @frank_the_great printed in 2024, can be reprints or new cards
 RatherLargeToad: “Its Name”
 johnnylongtorso: Heisenberg?
  LRRbot: Tolarian Terror [6U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Ward {2}
superdude097: Just 2 mana mill 3
 bytecaster: Beeeeeeg sneeeeeek
  LRRbot: Cloudfin Raptor [U] | Creature — Bird Mutant [0/1] | Flying / Evolve
frank_the_great: @mastershake29x Ah, so the problem with the vineyard was that it's from WoE, which came out in Sept 2023
 CrossXhunteR: yeah, cache grab is only cards it mills, while say its name is any cards in the bin. weird difference that makes one work through Rest in Peace, among other things
  LRRbot: Fear of Isolation [1U] | Enchantment Creature — Nightmare [2/3] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand. / Flying
 adept_nekomancer: Fear of getting eaten by a large snake
 bytecaster: It's the isolation gull, oh no
 AugmentingPath: Isolation stole my hot dog again 
frank_the_great: More limbs to hug you with
 definenull: ben channeling destiny's child over here
 CrossXhunteR: Fear of Isolation seeing wide play in Standard recently makes it interesting to see here
 RandomTrivia: It's fear of isolation, not fear of loneliness
 BartholemewTheKitten: Ben just wants your deck to do what it does
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Say my name, say my name
 RandomTrivia: 
 johnnylongtorso: a crab in the hand is worth two in the bin
 RandomTrivia: Let's go Altanak!
  LRRbot: Altanak, the Thrice-Called [5GG] | Legendary Creature — Insect Beast [9/9] | Trample / Whenever Altanak, the Thrice-Called becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card. / {1}{G}, Discard Altanak, the Thrice-Called: Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
 northos: stifle!
 BusTed: I see.
wandering_webster:    
 Fanklok: Say It's Name was my second favorite thing to do in Duskmourn draft
 SkiaSymphonia: it's show time
  gualdhar: wait you can *just play it*?!?!?!
h3rsh3yb4r: Altanak Altanak Altanak
 BusTed: Said its name 3 times
 djalternative: is there a Mr. Play step?
  gualdhar: dude so broken how is it 10 cents
 RatherLargeToad: Altanak seems less good against a deck with Run Away Together
 Fanklok: And it's in attack mode?!?
  LRRbot: Pond Prophet [{G/U}{G/U}] | Creature — Frog Advisor [1/1] | When Pond Prophet enters, draw a card.
 AugmentingPath: Just like in the stories, you say a monster's name three times and he shows up and attacks your enemies for you and is generally chill
 matthaus_c: a copy of Bowmasters would only be ~1.5x the max dollar value... in USD 
 RatherLargeToad: Frog power! 
 adept_nekomancer: Quick, are there any observatory lands?  That's how you deal with these kinds of monsters, right?
 ztghostie: @gualdhar i mean, the most popular format is commander and you can't actually do the "say its name" thing there
 CrossXhunteR: im glad we've gotten both pond prophet and bellowing crier out here tonight
 Bugberry: @gualdhar there is much more powerful things to do in Constructed, and in Limited you need to draft around it, and removal is good.
 IbunWest: There are much easier ways to get big meaty men onto the battlefield
 Julian_Rogue: Hi just got here, is it any specific format or just 25$?
 johnnylongtorso: @Julian_Rogue only cards printed in 2024
 AugmentingPath: @gualdhar It's an uncommon so you can do the thing in limited
  LRRbot: Run Away Together [1U] | Instant | Choose two target creatures controlled by different players. Return those creatures to their owners' hands.
 jessicaengle: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #6706: "If games were about playing optimally they wouldn't be called games. They'd be called work." —Ian [2020-01-15]
  LRRbot: Aether Spike [1U] | Instant | Choose target spell. You get {E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {1} for each {E} paid this way.
  LRRbot: Tolarian Terror [6U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Ward {2}
 Julian_Rogue: @johnnylongtorso first printed? or can reprints count?
 matthaus_c: all my homies hate Tolaria
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: reprints are fine
Kejardon: that'd be 8 damage, not 9, right?
 IbunWest: Proceed to die step.
 BusTed: ggs
 mastershake29x: @Julian_Rogue must have been printed in 2024
superdude097: Reprints are allowed
 jessicaengle:  gg
 Fanklok: Altanak is a 9/9
 RatherLargeToad: third place bracket
 matthaus_c: if it has a 2024 on the bottom right corner, it's all good
Kejardon: 1 damage soaked by pond prophet
 accountmadeforants: Hell Bracket and Heaven Bracket
 cobthegreat: swap it like its hot
 definenull: Which is which?
 ghyllnox: H-O-T-S-W-A-P
 Diabore: @Kejardon pond prophet was blocking the terror, not altanak
frank_the_great: Sept 2023
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah the parent way to measure time
Kejardon: oh right I don't know how I got that mixed up
 AugmentingPath: Standard goes back to 2015 at this point, right?
 jessicaengle: !findquote school
  LRRbot: Quote #3078: "It's about high school lesbians with superpowers?" —eatenbyagrue1988
 definenull: It's just 4 hidetsugus
 Fanklok: We should all just play post Mirrodin rotation standard
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 DeM0nFiRe: What am I doing in your deck?
 RandomTrivia: @DeM0nFiRe What the heck are you doing in Nelly's sideboard?!
 matthaus_c: Modern rotates faster than Standard, what a time to be alive
 djalternative: what does mayhem taste like
 DrLigmaPhD: The mountain is single, you say?
 CrossXhunteR: judge wheeler, have you checked the players' deck submission forms yet?
 Fanklok: I get calling is Modern but the correct name is Modern Horizons Block Constructed
theamc2000: what is mogg mob
 matthaus_c: !card mogg mob
  LRRbot: Mogg Mob [RRR] | Creature — Goblin [3/3] | Sacrifice Mogg Mob: It deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
 Bugberry: @matthaus_c If you are using that definition of "rotating" for Modern, doe Standard not change set to set?
 AugmentingPath: three mogg fanatics taped together, apparently
 jessicaengle: Chat, what is the sideboard?
 CrossXhunteR: it's in INR i know
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Vandristine: INR yeah
 Bugberry: Each MH set has had "three 1 drops tapped together"
 matthaus_c: @Bugberry we could litigate the impact of Modern Horizons sets for hours
 neisan2112: Yeah its in the RB duskmorn deck
TjPshine: what were the rules outside of 25 budget? latecomer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I just got the itch and did a quick alchemy match, boy it ticks me off that some people play one land and if I can do anything they just concede before playing their second land
AFreshOne: he said the thing!
  LRRbot: Reckless Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | First strike, haste / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Reckless Lackey: Draw a card and create a Treasure token.
AFreshOne: he crabbagouled!
 DrLigmaPhD: There was also the opposeite card in Midnight Hunt I think
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 jeepless: Love!
  Juliamon: TjPshine Printed in 2024, had to be in stock at YJ
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 Bugberry: @matthaus_c I know, I'm just saying that Standard doesn't just "rotate" when sets become no longer legal.
  LRRbot: Heartfire Hero [R] | Creature — Mouse Soldier [1/1] | Valiant — Whenever Heartfire Hero becomes the target of a spell or ability you control for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / When Heartfire Hero dies, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
 CrossXhunteR: returning to magic with OTJ, reckless lackey sure showed up my old raging goblin from my youth
TjPshine: ty
  LRRbot: Phantom Interference [U] | Instant | Spree / + {3} — Create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token with flying. / + {1} — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
 accountmadeforants: @Bugberry Can't wait for "Three Lightning Bolts Taped Together"
  LRRbot: Barbarian Ring | Land | {T}: Add {R}. Barbarian Ring deals 1 damage to you. / Threshold — {R}, {T}, Sacrifice Barbarian Ring: It deals 2 damage to any target. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
 Bugberry: @accountmadeforants We still haven't got the Blue or Black ones.
AtrusOfMyst: Babbyringmos Enraged
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Bugberry: @accountmadeforants I think 3 Blood Pets would be the most appropriate Black one.
 ztghostie: Really putting hte "cruel" into cruel ultimatum with that match
 Fanklok: Pyretic Ritual, Three Lightning Bolts Taped Together, Gut Shot, Hidetsugu's Second Rite
Forlorgen: This is how I feel playing BO1 standard Cam, I feel the pain
Nickiatori: izzet jokes are tuning 20 this year
  LRRbot: Fear of Impostors [1UU] | Enchantment Creature — Nightmare [3/2] | Flash / When Fear of Impostors enters, counter target spell. Its controller manifests dread.
 Dog_of_Myth: Nelson, thank god I put my drink down
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AtrusOfMyst That made me chuckle
  LRRbot: Rakdos Pit Dragon [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | {R}{R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gains flying until end of turn. / {R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Hellbent — Rakdos Pit Dragon has double strike as long as you have no cards in hand.
  LRRbot: Moonsnare Specialist [3U] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/2] | Ninjutsu {2}{U} / When Moonsnare Specialist enters, return up to one target creature to its owner's hand.
 IbunWest: 
 accountmadeforants: @Bugberry Right, right, I propose Three Ancestral Recalls Taped Together and Three Vampiric Tutors Taped Together
 DrLigmaPhD: Pitdos Rak-Dragon
  LRRbot: Taste for Mayhem [R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0. / Hellbent — Enchanted creature gets an additional +2/+0 as long as you have no cards in hand.
 matthaus_c: @accountmadeforants yes please give me Threecall I can be trusted with Threecall
Kejardon: red deck definitely can attack
 Fanklok: When did we get hellbent reprints?
 Sage0fMadness: @Fanklok Ravnica Remastered
 Bugberry: The Blue one should be Flying Mens, 3/3 for 3 with Flying.
 Fanklok: That was last year?
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
 Bugberry: @Fanklok Rav Remastered
 accountmadeforants: @matthaus_c It's a good thing MTG already established the Thran as an ancient civilization. This was we can have Thrancestral Threecall
 accountmadeforants: *this way
 matthaus_c: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Trying to say that fast will lead to some garbled nonsense
 matthaus_c: very good
 Bugberry: @Fanklok it came out a year ago, January.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO NELSON
 DrLigmaPhD: Anyone else see Bonescythe Sliver and just do "BONE?" from B99?
 Fanklok: But last January was like 3 years ago
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yawgfather is better
superdude097: "Pog me up Yawg daddy!" -Nelson, 2025
 ztghostie: can I get a pogchamp for yawgmoth
 Dog_of_Myth: Pog me up before I gogo....
 Welbog: Dozens of us!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: At least 4
  LRRbot: Frantic Scapegoat [R] | Creature — Goat [1/1] | Haste / When Frantic Scapegoat enters, suspect it. / Whenever one or more other creatures you control enter, if Frantic Scapegoat is suspected, you may suspect one of the other creatures. If you do, Frantic Scapegoat is no longer suspected.
 Welbog: Dozens!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone should send that clip to Adam
 Toxxick: Sassy Sissay's Classy Sashay
 FinestOtter: Like 50 dozens at least
 Ohpea: dozen checking in
  LRRbot: Slickshot Lockpicker [2U] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | When Slickshot Lockpicker enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. / Plot {2}{U}
  LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
  LRRbot: Reckless Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | First strike, haste / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Reckless Lackey: Draw a card and create a Treasure token.
 adept_nekomancer: MtG tongue twister?  I mean, there is Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar.
AtrusOfMyst: Vein Ripper Krosan Gripper Deathgripper
theamc2000: you have to have 2024 printings?
  LRRbot: Moon-Circuit Hacker [1U] | Enchantment Creature — Human Ninja [2/1] | Ninjutsu {U} / Whenever Moon-Circuit Hacker deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card unless Moon-Circuit Hacker entered this turn.
itsj0mi: EZ
 Sorator13: it's not a word, Wheeler, it's a name!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I mean, a single word could be a tongue twister
 matthaus_c: that's my name toooo~
 Fanklok: Names are words
  LRRbot: Rakdos Pit Dragon [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | {R}{R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gains flying until end of turn. / {R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Hellbent — Rakdos Pit Dragon has double strike as long as you have no cards in hand.
 Bugberry: @Sorator13 it's a proper noun
  LRRbot: Taste for Mayhem [R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0. / Hellbent — Enchanted creature gets an additional +2/+0 as long as you have no cards in hand.
TheLodgium: Feels like Cameron's on a 24 karat run of bad luck
 BrowneePointz: tongue twisters specifically use similar vocal placements to be mechanically hard to say
 RandomTrivia: So, uh, Aetherize was in Foundations...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RandomTrivia I have been got by that in arena before
superdude097: I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on a slitted sheet I sit
 BrowneePointz: or use common word associations to confuse the brain, ie One Smart Fellow and He Felt Smart
 as_ever_ellesandra: It sucks that stormchaser's talent was 20 a pop
 as_ever_ellesandra: Would've been nice
 korvys: !card Krosan Cloudscraper
  LRRbot: Krosan Cloudscraper [7GGG] | Creature — Beast Mutant [13/13] | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Krosan Cloudscraper unless you pay {G}{G}. / Morph {7}{G}{G}
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 DrLigmaPhD: Eldrazi Skyscraper sounds like it would be fleshy...
 Fanklok: Skyscraper or Cloudscraper?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Swap your fluids and stretch your joints!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And if you're old like me take your back meds
 Fanklok: Creatures used to be real bad huh
 cmdrzellgaudis: Yawgfather pawg puppers on a Slick Shore
DoomBringerIL: what final round? stream is only 87min barely halfway and round 2 of 4 no?
 Fanklok: Wrong kind of dog there champ
superdude097: Mister Mishra mixed a mound of minty mellons
 Fanklok: Pog
 Thefluffiestguineapig: (People get mad when i say that because I am under 50 but  congenital joint issues means I had arthritis in 2nd grade)
 matthaus_c: oooo Shivam in the PPR
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 FinestOtter: Woah that's cool!
 Fanklok: I hope Shivam plays Wheeler
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @superdude097 Did yawning Yawgmoth yell they were yummy?
 FinestOtter: @fanklok I just hope they love Magic
 BrowneePointz: Yawg and Yargle Gargle
 matthaus_c: Irreverent Revelers Are Rarely Irrelevant
 BrowneePointz: I might have actually succeeded. cuz lord I can’t say what I typed fast
jaimeblacken: what did i miss
 BrowneePointz: Irish wristwatch is still my personal fave warmup tongue twister
 n3ther: ben squared
frank_the_great: I don't know where I was going with this: Kudos Kudo's coup, doe Oko a no-go, Nah-dude Nadu Shuko draw go
jaimeblacken: 4th match! jesus, I've missed a lot
 Bugberry: If not Chub Toad then at least Jade Avenger
  gualdhar: yeah
 BusTed: yeah
AFreshOne: yeah
 DeM0nFiRe: YEAH!
 neisan2112: YEah
 TheWriterAleph: ufufufu
 plaidanddrpepper: haey!
 tehfewl: benben is playing Canadian threshold.
 DeM0nFiRe: Ben's gonna los
frank_the_great: Ben's gonna lose
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Ben is losing
 matthaus_c: my money's on the handsome one
 cmdrzellgaudis: I think Ben is going to lose
 djalternative: Ben isn't going to win. Ben has already won
  LRRbot: Bloodfell Caves | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
ThePCrowl: Yeah
Natedogg2: It's going to be a time limit draw.
AFreshOne: sick game loss coaster
frank_the_great: Um actually, both Bens will win b/c they're both having fun
 Commodore_Perry_GG: what're talking about? i see Ben and Wheeler
 kaboomjr26: Is that a koma
  LRRbot: Bushwhack [G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
 AugmentingPath: As Nelly takes the vinestalk into protective custody
 as_ever_ellesandra: @kaboomjr26 restless vinestalk
  LRRbot: Solar Transformer [2] | Artifact | Solar Transformer enters tapped. / When Solar Transformer enters, you get {E}{E}{E}. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.
 tehfewl: whacking bushes? Laying Land? any other euphemisms ya got?
 as_ever_ellesandra: @tehfewl nissa can attune my aether any day?
 BrowneePointz: did you ASK the land if it wanted laid?
 niccus: tapping for mana
 kaboomjr26: she attune on my aether til i get two energy???
 Orxolon: Remember the great Wakkorotti?
  LRRbot: Say Its Name [1G] | Sorcery | Mill three cards. Then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. / Exile this card and two other cards named Say Its Name from your graveyard: Search your graveyard, hand, and/or library for a card named Altanak, the Thrice-Called and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Fanklok: What if we touched Chub Toads at the Vinestalk
  LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When Prophetic Prism enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
 adept_nekomancer: Oh, that gives me an idea for an actual MtG tonguetwister.  "Brushwagg bushwack"
whydustin: say my name, say my name
  LRRbot: Cache Grab [1G] | Instant | Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token.
 BrowneePointz: but Ben, I’ve never been to UBR Java
 Fanklok: Platinum Angel let's you cheat
  LRRbot: Thornwood Falls | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
  LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
  LRRbot: Izzet Boilerworks | Land | Izzet Boilerworks enters tapped. / When Izzet Boilerworks enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {U}{R}.
 BrowneePointz: is it?
 goombalax: how much of Ben's budget was spent on those basics
  LRRbot: Tolarian Terror [6U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Ward {2}
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Horse?
Nickiatori: wheeler has the mana next turn
 matthaus_c: 2023 basics smh my head
  LRRbot: Eddymurk Crab [5UU] | Creature — Elemental Crab [5/5] | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Eddymurk Crab enters tapped if it's not your turn. / When Eddymurk Crab enters, tap up to two target creatures.
itsj0mi: D:
  LRRbot: Shoot the Sheriff [1B] | Instant | Destroy target non-outlaw creature.
 DrLigmaPhD: Reminds me I need a set of Kaito swimming islands
whydustin: bruuutal
whydustin:   
UtilityPunk: He shot two sheriffs, but he didn't shoot their deputies
 ElektroTal: wheels missed the chance to say 'there's a new sheriff in town'
 FinestOtter: Are you sure that crab isn't a mercenary
 brainbosh: Catch me up, how did he do two with the ward?
 TheWriterAleph: pew pew
ThePCrowl: 
  LRRbot: Faebloom Trick [2U] | Instant | Create two 1/1 blue Faerie creature tokens with flying. When you do, tap target creature an opponent controls.
 as_ever_ellesandra: @brainbosh izzet boilerworks
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
 brainbosh: @as_ever_ellesandra thank
 lamina5432: evening seems I missed a bit.
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  LRRbot: Thornwood Falls | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
  LRRbot: Bloodfell Caves | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
 AugmentingPath: All right, move the advantage bar all the way over the other direction
 Fanklok: Basics are free
  LRRbot: Altanak, the Thrice-Called [5GG] | Legendary Creature — Insect Beast [9/9] | Trample / Whenever Altanak, the Thrice-Called becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card. / {1}{G}, Discard Altanak, the Thrice-Called: Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
 Commodore_Perry_GG: They blocked my Brushwagg so I Bushwhacked their Bushi (Tenderfoot) because Brushland ain't basic
  LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
  LRRbot: Decisive Denial [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.
 RandomTrivia: I love that Ben really wanted to ramp some more, rather than, you know, hardcasting the 9/9 trampler 
 ElektroTal: yeah, i don't understand discarding altenac
 AugmentingPath: cruel tomato off the top?
  LRRbot: Cruel Ultimatum [UUBBBRR] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.
 AugmentingPath: oh yes
  LRRbot: Aether Spike [1U] | Instant | Choose target spell. You get {E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {1} for each {E} paid this way.
whydustin: 
 as_ever_ellesandra: no you have to spend all 4 energy for that to work
Wonderdoc: i dont think Ben can keep an energy cause wheeler can pay 1
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Two Spikes, for when one won't do
 kaboomjr26:   
 RandomTrivia: 
  LRRbot: Supreme Will [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 control_rig: 
 FinestOtter: Quick Ben write a twitlonger
  LRRbot: Solar Transformer [2] | Artifact | Solar Transformer enters tapped. / When Solar Transformer enters, you get {E}{E}{E}. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.
 control_rig: More Than Meets The Eye
  LRRbot: Thornwood Falls | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
 as_ever_ellesandra: since it might actually matter I will restate that ulmer would have needed to use all 4 energy for wheeler to not be able to pay for cruel ultimatum
 as_ever_ellesandra: so shouldn't have an energy
 definenull: was away for a bit, have the crabs arrived?
Kejardon: is this game *really* going to come down to weenie beatdowns
 BrowneePointz: crab showed up and got shot @definenull
 ElektroTal: this game has only been weenie beats, what do you mean come down to
 definenull: 
  LRRbot: Mizzix's Mastery [3R] | Sorcery | Exile target card that's an instant or sorcery from your graveyard. For each card exiled this way, copy it, and you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. Exile Mizzix's Mastery. / Overload {5}{R}{R}{R}
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Wonderdoc: Ben doesnt currently have energy just for what its worth, Wheeler had 1 mana open earlier
 Marvoleath: !decks
  LRRbot: 17 Jan 2025: $25 LGS Challenge) Tonight's Decks: Wheeler - https://moxfield.com/decks/y7g0KynchkaQnsfByZ2Frg Cameron - https://moxfield.com/decks/rjPqG4GbH0q1CCs917f1kQ Nelson - https://moxfield.com/decks/saV1xnzN8UWhP52_bAVm2w Ben - https://moxfield.com/decks/RjhBTnyjkUuJbSN7qTnHLA
  LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
  LRRbot: Supreme Will [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
 BrowneePointz: we appreciate you
  LRRbot: Solar Transformer [2] | Artifact | Solar Transformer enters tapped. / When Solar Transformer enters, you get {E}{E}{E}. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.
 Fanklok: How does Wheelers deck win
  LRRbot: Cache Grab [1G] | Instant | Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token.
   LoadingReadyRun: I'm starting to think that this Cruel Ultimatum isn't a very good deal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok Cruel Ultimatum
 as_ever_ellesandra: @Fanklok casting cruel ultimatum
Nickiatori: @Fanklok cruel ultimatum
 as_ever_ellesandra: many times
 as_ever_ellesandra: up to like 8 times
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !card cruel ultimatum
  LRRbot: Cruel Ultimatum [UUBBBRR] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.
 definenull: like now
 BrowneePointz: Paul, isn’t an Ultimatum by its very nature…not a deal
Flanring: wheeler also has the hulk that attacks for 6
Nickiatori: cruel ultimatum is like a 10 for 1
  LRRbot: Cruel Ultimatum [UUBBBRR] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.
 RandomTrivia: WELP
 definenull: what a topdeck
 definenull: i mean its extra style points
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, he did all the dig through time shenanigans
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Ben just need 4 or 5 more Aether Spikes
 BrowneePointz: I still watch the Bonfire rip GIF to watch LSV’s face and get schadenfreude every now and then
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pez dispenser for wizard damage would be very funny
  LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
 FinestOtter: What sized die if Im looking to win that game though Nelson?
 Fanklok: Has LSV ever been on a PPR?
 BrowneePointz: I don’t feel bad. I CACKLE Nelly
itsj0mi: @BrowneePointz 
  LRRbot: Bellowing Crier [1U] | Creature — Frog Advisor [2/1] | When Bellowing Crier enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
 RandomTrivia: FrogChamp
  LRRbot: Bloodfell Caves | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
  LRRbot: Cache Grab [1G] | Instant | Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For me because this is all in good fun and no one is being really mean I can laugh at things like that
 AugmentingPath: cache grab grab
 control_rig: The Funk Soul Brother?
Kejardon: Squirrel it's name
egoat: did ben just play a bounceland w out anything to bounce
 Diabore: yeah he has, he was on a covid one
rogerivany: LSV and GAby was remote for one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My favorite top deck clip is when Ben promises Serge he won't draw his enchantment, does his draw and runs away from the table laughing so hard he's doubled over as Serge yells about lying
arock901: just played an extra land
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: sympathy in 2024?
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig no no, Ben promised he didn't *have* his enchantment. And then he drew it.
 Joecool190: did Ben play a second land?
  LRRbot: Tolarian Terror [6U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Ward {2}
 BrowneePointz: you mean incredibly influential, live action, Rocky and Bullwinkle character Karen Sympathy played by Piper Perabo?
Kejardon: *did* ulmer play an extra land?
 BrowneePointz: Jesus, what is with my weird references tonight?
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
arock901: Ben  played an extra land
 Jadaris: 2 explores
 thraximore: I thought he had a floating mana anyway
  LRRbot: Shoot the Sheriff [1B] | Instant | Destroy target non-outlaw creature.
 djalternative: bounce lands bounce your attention away from your lands
 as_ever_ellesandra: @thraximore had a floating mana but it was a green, technically theres a way it works but thats involving ulmer taking different game actions entirely before playing the terror
  LRRbot: Say Its Name [1G] | Sorcery | Mill three cards. Then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. / Exile this card and two other cards named Say Its Name from your graveyard: Search your graveyard, hand, and/or library for a card named Altanak, the Thrice-Called and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
 as_ever_ellesandra: well, before playing the cache grab
 definenull: bruh
 thraximore: gotcha
  LRRbot: Tolarian Terror [6U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Ward {2}
  LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
 as_ever_ellesandra: that robot?
 as_ever_ellesandra: sad
GreatGodOm: Why does Ben have a mountain in his UG deck?
 matthaus_c: because he had an illegal card
an_archist2: to cast second rite
 matthaus_c: he chose to replace it with a Mountain
  LRRbot: Eddymurk Crab [5UU] | Creature — Elemental Crab [5/5] | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Eddymurk Crab enters tapped if it's not your turn. / When Eddymurk Crab enters, tap up to two target creatures.
 Dog_of_Myth: replacement for an illegal card
 Fanklok: Because Nelson lied to him
 as_ever_ellesandra: @GreatGodOm an illegal critter land was spotted, replaced it with a basic, happened to be an island
 as_ever_ellesandra: er
 as_ever_ellesandra: mountain
 as_ever_ellesandra: I can type I promise
 KilrenKrae: new to magic, would Say Its Name be a wincon for this deck?
GreatGodOm: Ah. Thanks everyone.
jaimeblacken: why was the land illegal?
 matthaus_c: Ben replaced his illegal card with a Volcanic Island 
 matthaus_c: @jaimeblacken 2023 card
jaimeblacken: ooooh
 BrowneePointz: kilren yes
 as_ever_ellesandra: @KilrenKrae more or less yeah, develops a 9/9 that either draws cards before dying or kills them
 KilrenKrae: ah thank you!
 BrowneePointz: The entire deck has self mill synergies to reduce the cost of the crabs and the terrors with alternate cons of cheating out the big bug
  LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
 BrowneePointz: win cons*
 definenull: 
 djalternative: wins con
 Fanklok: Atleast one Ben has crabs
  LRRbot: Supreme Will [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
  LRRbot: Shoot the Sheriff [1B] | Instant | Destroy target non-outlaw creature.
 as_ever_ellesandra: damnation still spensy, especially the DSK SPG printing
 as_ever_ellesandra: oop
  LRRbot: Izzet Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
egoat: 20 bucks
 MadWolf1290: that is very good flavor text on Shoot the Sheriff
egoat: blasphemous edict however
 as_ever_ellesandra: but yeah damnation technically legal for this event
 Dog_of_Myth: Cheapest Damnation is $18
 definenull: 
 matthaus_c: good reason it's got staying power in Pauper
GreatGodOm: At least Ben can't play beans.
 as_ever_ellesandra: yeah the damnation that is 2024 printed is around $22
 RandomTrivia: 1-mana 5/5s starting on turn 4 is kinda ridiculous
 BrowneePointz: there’s a reason terror did define and still defines the arena Best of one format in a way.
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 as_ever_ellesandra: and its very real in standard currently
 matthaus_c: it's been since its printing, it's sick
 SnowBuddy18: it's also played in arena bo3, or at least was
 InfiniTokens: Not just $25 budget, but promoting LGSs too! Need to support our LGSs so they can continue to provide places to play.
MrAyeAxe: Speaking of Pauper, how many Cranial Rams were at YJ? That's what I would have tried to make work 
 as_ever_ellesandra: yeah the UG beans deck and Bant beans are still a standard deck
 InfiniTokens: More places to play = more people getting into Magic = bigger community.
 BrowneePointz: oh yea first printing mono u terror was a REAL deck
 matthaus_c: can't flick your beans on stream
 as_ever_ellesandra: beans not viable for this format yea
  gualdhar: I learned on LRR I can keep a good four and add three basic lands from my deck to start the game!
 djalternative: I learned magic from you which is why I only pick cards with hats on them in draft
  LRRbot: Thornwood Falls | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
 KWardJenx: just innocent men...
  LRRbot: Solar Transformer [2] | Artifact | Solar Transformer enters tapped. / When Solar Transformer enters, you get {E}{E}{E}. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.
 as_ever_ellesandra: white in board for a sheltered by ghosts usually\
 as_ever_ellesandra: but can black for coverup
  LRRbot: Bellowing Crier [1U] | Creature — Frog Advisor [2/1] | When Bellowing Crier enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
 as_ever_ellesandra: if you're like, getting real greasy
  LRRbot: Izzet Boilerworks | Land | Izzet Boilerworks enters tapped. / When Izzet Boilerworks enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {U}{R}.
yukiMakingArt: guilty gear mentioned 
  LRRbot: Cache Grab [1G] | Instant | Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token.
 Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
 62MGcobra: ah the James mull
 62MGcobra: mill*
 HadesLeprechaun: Just thinning the deck, now all your draws will be live
 RandomTrivia: Was that Ben with a Spy Kids reference?
  LRRbot: Bloodfell Caves | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
 neisan2112: @RandomTrivia Spy Kids 2 specifially, I know cus that was the only one I owned and watche dit a lot
 matthaus_c: format isn't solved in 1h??
 BrowneePointz: I cannot believe spy kids one got put in the national film registry
  LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
 djalternative: while deduce is in the format, seduce unfortunately isn't
egoat: its a difficult choice... think twice has the cooler art
 definenull: ooo
 RandomTrivia: @BrowneePointz I can't believe they chose the first rather than the third
egoat: i use it for prowess which is kind of unwise
 HadesLeprechaun: Someone should've gone extra budget and built 2 totally different decks for about 12.50 each
  LRRbot: Tolarian Terror [6U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Ward {2}
  LRRbot: Shoot the Sheriff [1B] | Instant | Destroy target non-outlaw creature.
 BrowneePointz: memes aside the first one is the most cohesive as a whole film @randomtrivia
 definenull: D:
wandering_webster: @LoadingReadyRun  That Middle LRRth playmat looking real- Tempting! Lol I hope it does get a reprinting so i can get my hands on one. I keep checking the store hoping it comes back for sale.
 RandomTrivia: @BrowneePointz Yes, that is correct 
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
 definenull: friday morning paper fight lets go
 KWardJenx: For our amusement...
 Diabore: take over MoC
Nickiatori: friday morning paper forningh
 niccus: that puff sounds very fum
 as_ever_ellesandra: Just don't do it in the afternoon
SwarlonBrando: Friday morning brunch punch!
 RandomTrivia: "morning" is a bit much... Friday Lunchtime Paper Fight
 as_ever_ellesandra: that name not as clean
 sithenin: The Friday Brunch Paper Bunch
 pn55: Friday afternoon tea paper fight
 Fanklok: How about doing these on Tuesday morning, you can start at like 10 am.
 Marvoleath: It's saturday morning here 
frank_the_great: I've leaned that I HATE playing magic tired. It sucks so so hard
 Fanklok: Nothing is happening then
 djalternative: everyone knows the famous sitcom is "friday lunch breaks"
 BrowneePointz: Friday Brunch Paper Punch
 IbunWest: Friday Afternoon Paper Brigadoon
 SkiaSymphonia: after lunch magic crunch
 thraximore: Friday Brunch Paper Fight
 HadesLeprechaun: How about instead of playing video games at 1am, do Magic at 1am
 RandomTrivia: There must be some canals in Magic...
  LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When Prophetic Prism enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Eddymurk Crab [5UU] | Creature — Elemental Crab [5/5] | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Eddymurk Crab enters tapped if it's not your turn. / When Eddymurk Crab enters, tap up to two target creatures.
 Marvoleath: Magic is Turing complete
 djalternative: yeah. people have built working cellphones in minecraft
 djalternative: you could make mtgo
Nickiatori: @RandomTrivia spirebluff canal
 Mindfire13: Friday Noon Paper ... Something that ends in ...oon
  LRRbot: Shoot the Sheriff [1B] | Instant | Destroy target non-outlaw creature.
 FinestOtter: "You’ll want to play Mai for two huge reasons: ninja trickery and mastery of aerial attacks" - that game, recently
whydustin: the paper fight beings at high noon 
HesGotNoPants: Spoon
   LoadingReadyRun: @Mindfire13 Friday Noon Paper Monsoon?
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
admiral_sky_: @RandomTrivia well i sure hope so, or the canal monitor will lose their job
UtilityPunk: For certain matchups, MtG's pretty easily computable. But deckbuilding in a block is certainly more than NP-complete 
 definenull: ruude
 BrowneePointz: Friday Noon Paper Saloon
 DrLigmaPhD: Something something the Kennedys?
 SkiaSymphonia: @BrowneePointz only format allowed is OTJ
 Diabore: crab still not a sheriff
rogerivany: If you got time to gab you got time to crab
 Fanklok: Ben can't keep shooting all these crabs
 adept_nekomancer: The amount of gun-on-crab violence here is depressing
egoat: we're in a time loop.
egoat: infinite crabs
h3rsh3yb4r: sheriff crab
  LRRbot: Altanak, the Thrice-Called [5GG] | Legendary Creature — Insect Beast [9/9] | Trample / Whenever Altanak, the Thrice-Called becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card. / {1}{G}, Discard Altanak, the Thrice-Called: Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
 foopoiuyt: It's coming right at us
 RandomTrivia:  let's gooooo
 RandomTrivia: Hardcast Altanak!
 DrLigmaPhD: Immense bug has arrived
  LRRbot: Izzet Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
h3rsh3yb4r: Altanak, Altanak, Altanak!
  LRRbot: Cruel Ultimatum [UUBBBRR] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.
 FinestOtter: Large bug, on stack. Here they come, it's Altanak!
 DrLigmaPhD: I am blaming Ben for the fact Say My Name from the musical is stuck in my head
wandering_webster: Daaaaaang!!!
 RandomTrivia: Oof
egoat: wrowww no target
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 GasCityGaming: 4 player free for all 
 definenull: not worried about the hidetsugu?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Cptasparagus: uh oh wheeler I just booted up steam and theres a Roguelike Mahjong Deckbuilder coming out
 Bugberry: I want to see Kellan become fully upgraded.
 CrossXhunteR: scatter is in foundations
 Bugberry: !card get out
  LRRbot: Get Out [UU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target creature or enchantment spell. / • Return one or two target creatures and/or enchantments you own to your hand.
  LRRbot: Thornwood Falls | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
xblue007: essence scatter is an uncommon in foundations
 Orxolon: Get out?
  LRRbot: Say Its Name [1G] | Sorcery | Mill three cards. Then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. / Exile this card and two other cards named Say Its Name from your graveyard: Search your graveyard, hand, and/or library for a card named Altanak, the Thrice-Called and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
  LRRbot: Ezio, Brash Novice [1{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Human [1/1] | Whenever Ezio, Brash Novice attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / As long as Ezio has two or more counters on it, it has first strike and is an Assassin in addition to its other types.
superdude097: So is Nelly's goat named Tom or Patrick? (Trick question! It's named Wayne!)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He is a brash impulsive idiot at this point in the lore
 Bugberry: !card fading hope
  LRRbot: Fading Hope [U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. If its mana value was 3 or less, scry 1.
 RandomTrivia: 
 djalternative: fading pope
  LRRbot: Fading Hope [U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. If its mana value was 3 or less, scry 1.
  LRRbot: Frantic Scapegoat [R] | Creature — Goat [1/1] | Haste / When Frantic Scapegoat enters, suspect it. / Whenever one or more other creatures you control enter, if Frantic Scapegoat is suspected, you may suspect one of the other creatures. If you do, Frantic Scapegoat is no longer suspected.
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My dream is to pay all my bills with my bank account being negative only once a month. That is not achievable even distantly
  LRRbot: Red Herring [1R] | Artifact Creature — Clue Fish [2/2] | Haste / Red Herring attacks each combat if able. / {2}, Sacrifice Red Herring: Draw a card.
 Bugberry: Suspect is a state, just like "renowned" or "monstrous"
  LRRbot: Bushwhack [G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
 BrowneePointz: I still love One Fish, 2/2 Fish, Red Fish, Clue Fish
  LRRbot: Tolarian Terror [6U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Ward {2}
 DrLigmaPhD: She bush on my whack until I brushwag?
xblue007: The most powerful rare from mirage
  LRRbot: Eddymurk Crab [5UU] | Creature — Elemental Crab [5/5] | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Eddymurk Crab enters tapped if it's not your turn. / When Eddymurk Crab enters, tap up to two target creatures.
h3rsh3yb4r: this is such an aquatic board state
  LRRbot: Rakdos Pit Dragon [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | {R}{R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gains flying until end of turn. / {R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Hellbent — Rakdos Pit Dragon has double strike as long as you have no cards in hand.
 HadesLeprechaun: I doubt they ended up in anyones decks, but were cards that were added to The List in 2024 allowed?
  LRRbot: Tranquilize [1U] | Sorcery | Tap target creature an opponent controls and put three stun counters on it.
 Fanklok: !card sleepy dragon
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Thefluffiestguineapig: yeah, is there a card that is like "strike from above"
 Cptasparagus: AC is in fact about being a sleep specialist
Teslamat: !card Slumbering Dragon
  LRRbot: Slumbering Dragon [R] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Flying / Slumbering Dragon can't attack or block unless it has five or more +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, put a +1/+1 counter on Slumbering Dragon.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you could find them cheapy
  LRRbot: Aether Spike [1U] | Instant | Choose target spell. You get {E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {1} for each {E} paid this way.
xblue007: pretty funny that if ezio was tranquilized, he would be an assassin while he was asleep
 Bugberry: @xblue007 you could say Miles was an Assassin while sleeping.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly was bored and therefore made a sideboard
 definenull: i mean when you have a pet card it's p easy to build around \j
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also is Wheeler doing outside assistance?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now are we just doing team deck building?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am genuinely here for this because I learn so much watching LRRfolk working through deck building together
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we have a FNPF with team deck building?
   LoadingReadyRun: I'm currently replaying AC4 and "tranq dart + run over and kick him in the head" is a very strong strategy 
 Bugberry: !card stay hidden stay silent
  LRRbot: Stay Hidden, Stay Silent [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Stay Hidden, Stay Silent enters, tap enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. / {4}{U}{U}: Shuffle enchanted creature into its owner's library, then manifest dread. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Is that the pirate one? They really buffed the kick in the pirate one a lot
  LRRbot: Frantic Scapegoat [R] | Creature — Goat [1/1] | Haste / When Frantic Scapegoat enters, suspect it. / Whenever one or more other creatures you control enter, if Frantic Scapegoat is suspected, you may suspect one of the other creatures. If you do, Frantic Scapegoat is no longer suspected.
Wonderdoc: i scryfalled some decks while watching and you could build a sweet UB Rogue Mill deck and a gross RBU affinity deck in this format
   LoadingReadyRun: @Thefluffiestguineapig it is!
  LRRbot: Fanatical Firebrand [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/1] | Haste / {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
  LRRbot: Taste for Mayhem [R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0. / Hellbent — Enchanted creature gets an additional +2/+0 as long as you have no cards in hand.
 definenull: zoomies!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The slow mo loss to a weird nonsense build is me
  LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @definenull Like my cats after they take a poop
 RandomTrivia: 
  LRRbot: Thornwood Falls | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
drcthulu: ben has an eldrazi
  LRRbot: Tranquilize [1U] | Sorcery | Tap target creature an opponent controls and put three stun counters on it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun I wish you could do an AC4 playthrough on stream which is shanty focused, where all the story is secondary to getting and singing all the shanties
GreatGodOm: Ben should have a spawn.
Nickiatori: ben should have a little guy
 CrossXhunteR: i keep blue dice in my dice box specifically for stun counters. because blue is the color of stuns
 definenull: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 KWardJenx: Booo!
 Sorator13: *deep sigh*
  LRRbot: Cache Grab [1G] | Instant | Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As a vet tech tranquilizing goats is kind of the only way to deal with them
   LoadingReadyRun: @Thefluffiestguineapig it would be neat if they did an "explore mode" like they did with the newer ones
 ztghostie: not how that works
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Goats are often a nightmare because you have to pin them but if you miss they can go on top of you
  LRRbot: Tolarian Terror [6U] | Creature — Serpent [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Ward {2}
  LRRbot: Barbarian Ring | Land | {T}: Add {R}. Barbarian Ring deals 1 damage to you. / Threshold — {R}, {T}, Sacrifice Barbarian Ring: It deals 2 damage to any target. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
  LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast Detective's Phoenix from your graveyard using its bestow ability.
 definenull: ruh roh
 DrLigmaPhD: Wheeler almost yoda'd there
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ComfortableSmoothMelonChocolateRain-UumRgWElKxiBT8UB
 definenull: 
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
 hd_dabnado: "Your Go"
frank_the_great: Hidesugu, one time
 Cptasparagus: Hidetsugussy
 matthaus_c: just yesterday saw a Phoenix bestowed onto Undermountain Adventurer that was Eldritch Evolutioned out
 HadesLeprechaun: Man I'm looking at some of the cards that were legal in this format and MB2 and Commander put loads into it. Abrupt Decay just over a $1 in MB2, actual factual Counterspell was in a Duskmourn precon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun I know they developed an explorer mode for all the Ezio ones after they heard nursing homes/older people were using it to "visit" places they always wanted to and were unable to since the reconstructions of Florence/Rome/Istanbul were so painstakingly accurate but the pirate one is a harder sell
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 definenull: the giggles 
 matthaus_c: eddie murphy crab
  LRRbot: Decisive Denial [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.
  LRRbot: Hidetsugu's Second Rite [3R] | Instant | If target player has exactly 10 life, Hidetsugu's Second Rite deals 10 damage to that player.
 definenull: THE MIND GAME
 neisan2112: LETS GOOO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We have reached the point of deck building challenge streams at LRR where all people are slightly punch drunk
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 ztghostie: GOTTEM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: HEHE
  LRRbot: Aether Spike [1U] | Instant | Choose target spell. You get {E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {1} for each {E} paid this way.
frank_the_great: LETS GOOOOO
 hd_dabnado: GET RITE;D
whydustin:   
 matthaus_c: classic blunder, did not play around Rite
 KWardJenx: Love it!!
  Pharmacistjudge: hold on
 MrTheWalrus: Rite On!
 BlueFingers5: amazing
Wonderdoc: Nelly the LEGEND
  Pharmacistjudge: Ben has to sign it, right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: uuuuhhhhh One more?
GreatGodOm: All is rite with the world.
 HadesLeprechaun: Swords was in several precons in 2024
 ztghostie: and now ben gets to sign it
 Cptasparagus: RiteRite
 sleepyfelix: no one expects the SECOND rite
 Sage0fMadness: Second Second Rite
Wonderdoc: Yeah both Bens need to sign that Rite
 Sage0fMadness: We've had 1, yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just a cube of that?
w1gum: I like that Nelly's goat became a fainting goat
frank_the_great: Dandan, but instead it's Hidesugu
 Joecool190: oh, like a dandan?
 Sorator13: @frank_the_great you read my mind
 Diabore: you dont have to draft second rite, everyone gets 1
 definenull: oo rite rite?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They are just inventing slightly spicy dandan
 DeM0nFiRe: oh second rite dandan would be sick
 ztghostie: holy crap, second rites dandan and its filled with life manipulation
Nickiatori: since it is red dandan can we call it BenBen
 Sage0fMadness: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 hd_dabnado: and can be cast with any color
 Sage0fMadness: @hd_dabnado well no that defeats the point
xblue007: 102
 niccus: burnwillows
Teslamat: 102
 BlueFingers5: Do you include fetch lands as a counter to Second Rite?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hd_dabnado Modified omniscience where you have the mana for the turn it is if you hit all your land drops
  LRRbot: Bushwhack [G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
 Sage0fMadness: painlands and burnwillows cube
 hd_dabnado: NELLY
Nickiatori: october 2 is a thursday
 shendaras: Oct 2 is a Thursday.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Damn, October 2nd is a thursday
 CrossXhunteR: how much would it cost to play some Machinehead on the stream
DuskTreader749: october 2nd right it down and keep them honest
xblue007: October 2nd 2026 is a Friday....
 Cptasparagus: circlewhacking
 Sorator13: ben...
 DrLigmaPhD: Simic Circle-Jerk sounds especially sticky.....
 matthaus_c: pot belly goblins baby
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Watching Ben trying not to giggle to figure out his turn is good
  LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
 SkiaSymphonia: @xblue007 they won' remember this conversation in a week let alone nearly 2 years
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler out of shot just going in circles in his brain on the joke
 matthaus_c: friday night moggin' fight
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They won't remember 2 minutes from now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkiaSymphonia Disagree, Wheeler will remember it at 2am, giggle, then go back to sleep
  LRRbot: Burst Lightning [R] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.
 djalternative: I'm falling asleep. night night chat
 definenull: card reader is eepy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Camera survived all those TTSF and Burst lightening got it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @djalternative Sleep well!
  LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast Detective's Phoenix from your graveyard using its bestow ability.
  LRRbot: Eddymurk Crab [5UU] | Creature — Elemental Crab [5/5] | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Eddymurk Crab enters tapped if it's not your turn. / When Eddymurk Crab enters, tap up to two target creatures.
 matthaus_c: Nelly is riding the 2014 memories
  LRRbot: Malevolent Rumble [1G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
   LoadingReadyRun: Hidetsugu's first rite: Brew a nice cup of tea
 Fanklok: !card Hidetsugu
  LRRbot: Found 6 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
 matthaus_c: gotta have a nice tea before you kill a man
StickInMud: Hidetsugu's First Rite is just the first 10 damage
  LRRbot: Rakdos Pit Dragon [2RR] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | {R}{R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gains flying until end of turn. / {R}: Rakdos Pit Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Hellbent — Rakdos Pit Dragon has double strike as long as you have no cards in hand.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What is the third rite?
 Fanklok: !card heartless hidetsugu
  LRRbot: Heartless Hidetsugu [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Ogre Shaman [4/3] | {T}: Heartless Hidetsugu deals damage to each player equal to half that player's life total, rounded down.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun I am totally allowing that to resolve
  LRRbot: Mogg Mob [RRR] | Creature — Goblin [3/3] | Sacrifice Mogg Mob: It deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
   LoadingReadyRun: Hidetsugu's never needed a third rite
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh that's what Wheeler has been giggling about
 DrLigmaPhD: Tummy goblins
  LRRbot: Bushwhack [G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The name is giggle inducing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm not disagreeing Wheeler
  LRRbot: Red Herring [1R] | Artifact Creature — Clue Fish [2/2] | Haste / Red Herring attacks each combat if able. / {2}, Sacrifice Red Herring: Draw a card.
 DrLigmaPhD: Communism was just a...
 Cptasparagus: Mogg Mothma
 definenull: ahh the hidetsugu tech
  LRRbot: Cache Grab [1G] | Instant | Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token.
 TheAwkes: I think we could go for a 3rd and 4th Rite, at 11 and 9 damage respectively, each with more frustrated looking art. 
 definenull: the fear is so tangible 
 Fanklok: Hidetsugu's Third Rite should deal damage to each player equal to their life total
  LRRbot: Say Its Name [1G] | Sorcery | Mill three cards. Then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. / Exile this card and two other cards named Say Its Name from your graveyard: Search your graveyard, hand, and/or library for a card named Altanak, the Thrice-Called and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, they kind of are the two dudes always at YJ
  LRRbot: Altanak, the Thrice-Called [5GG] | Legendary Creature — Insect Beast [9/9] | Trample / Whenever Altanak, the Thrice-Called becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card. / {1}{G}, Discard Altanak, the Thrice-Called: Return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
   LoadingReadyRun: @Fanklok Hidetsugu's final rite. "There! OK! Now everyone's dead!"
 Cptasparagus: wait can nelly 2nd rite himself?
 Fanklok: Yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Is THIS good enough for you?????
 definenull: *sweat drop*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @definenull Eyes darting back and forth
  LRRbot: Thornwood Falls | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
 definenull: snrk
 CrossXhunteR: i am once again thinking about Big E "why are you snickering?"
 Diabore: ben is full of so much fear 
 Orxolon: Hidetsugu intensifies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Ben ok?
 ztghostie: I am eternally sad that mogg mob doesn't feature three moggs yeeting themselves to their death
DoomBringerIL: ben is taking mental damage @LoadingReadyRun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is everyone at this table just melting?
  LRRbot: Bushwhack [G] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control.
 BrowneePointz: real talk…what was Hidetsugu’s first rite?
 Diabore: no it doesnt? nelly sacced the fish right
frank_the_great: Nelly is 5 away, but Ben is only 4 away
 Diabore: oh bushwack, ignore me
 Fanklok: @browneepointz it's on his first card,  Heartless Hidetsugu.
 UnknownFriday: @BrowneePointz The card Heartless Hidetsugu taps to make each player lose half their life total. In a 20 life game, that'd bring them to 10.
 HadesLeprechaun: Fun Facts: cards around or under $2 from 2024: Swords, Path, Brainstorm, Ponder, Preordain, Assassin's Trophy, and Lightning Bolt was in Clue
 BrowneePointz: chat yes I understand what Hidetsugu does
 Diabore: i got there first wheeler, i corrected myself
  LRRbot: Reckless Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | First strike, haste / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Reckless Lackey: Draw a card and create a Treasure token.
  LRRbot: Eddymurk Crab [5UU] | Creature — Elemental Crab [5/5] | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Eddymurk Crab enters tapped if it's not your turn. / When Eddymurk Crab enters, tap up to two target creatures.
  LRRbot: Frantic Scapegoat [R] | Creature — Goat [1/1] | Haste / When Frantic Scapegoat enters, suspect it. / Whenever one or more other creatures you control enter, if Frantic Scapegoat is suspected, you may suspect one of the other creatures. If you do, Frantic Scapegoat is no longer suspected.
 BrowneePointz: I just didn’t realize his effect was “his first rite” and the story doesn’t mention many rituals
 definenull: cant block might be relevant
 Diabore: that goat is sussy
  LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast Detective's Phoenix from your graveyard using its bestow ability.
 definenull: GGs!
Teslamat: rite got ben shook
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This was a fun game to watch!
 ztghostie: hidetsugu's second rite is the rare burn spell that deals damage across games 
 definenull: has cam had the chance to experience the fear of rite?
 Fanklok: Hey CGB also tortures a yugioh player
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Fanklok and a Hearthstone player
 matthaus_c: Hidetsugu's Second Wrong
 Cptasparagus: Cam is too left
 BrowneePointz: he experienced the First Rite. Violence
 hd_dabnado: brain smoother
Wonderdoc: Cam remains unrited
  LRRbot: Bloodfell Caves | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
  LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When Prophetic Prism enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
 BrowneePointz: I’m really curious about the Aetherdrift PPR. anyone got a racing jacket to wear for it?
  LRRbot: Izzet Boilerworks | Land | Izzet Boilerworks enters tapped. / When Izzet Boilerworks enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {U}{R}.
  LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When this creature dies, you may draw a card.
  LRRbot: Fear of Impostors [1UU] | Enchantment Creature — Nightmare [3/2] | Flash / When Fear of Impostors enters, counter target spell. Its controller manifests dread.
 hd_dabnado: Im not a fan
frank_the_great: Great blink target
 Sage0fMadness: @BrowneePointz Hidetsugu's ability could represent him having done a whole bunch of !card Blood Rites
 BrowneePointz: if you’re downgrading a huge target to a 2/2 it’s good
 SkiaSymphonia: it feels like it should be a 2/3 not a 3/2, so it doesn't wipe to the manafest
 CrossXhunteR: these manifest tokens are not spooky enough
  LRRbot: Solar Transformer [2] | Artifact | Solar Transformer enters tapped. / When Solar Transformer enters, you get {E}{E}{E}. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.
UtilityPunk: Worst case, it's a 3/2 for 3 w/ flash. Feels like the counter's extra
  LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
 matthaus_c: Modern playable
 definenull: yeah the eye is p deece
 BrowneePointz: eternal formats
 Bugberry: People also tend to overestimate the "remove a creature and give them a 2/2" spells. Giving the opponent a relevant body is rarely worth it unless it's Commander.
 BrowneePointz: card actually good
 CrossXhunteR: the black overlord is also going up quite a bit, i think due to modern play
UtilityPunk: Manifesting big dinos is also lowkey very fun
 hd_dabnado: worst is the stack?
 matthaus_c: DSK had a lot of sleeper hits it turns out
 BrowneePointz: huh what deck is playing Black overlord?
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
  LRRbot: Supreme Will [2U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Dmc3628: b/w so that you can Phaelia ir
 tehfewl: thank god im not the only person who says Cruel ultimatum to the tune of smooth operator
  LRRbot: Bellowing Crier [1U] | Creature — Frog Advisor [2/1] | When Bellowing Crier enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
 BrowneePointz: I mean DSK had a lot of overt hits. Oculus is KIND of a surprise
 TheWriterAleph: ahhhHHHHH
frank_the_great: Belopa!
 Welbog: Magic School Bus
 CrossXhunteR: oculus sees play in standard, pioneer, and modern, right?
 BrowneePointz: Magic school bus. BELLLLaaa
Jackomaning: its the meme of the kitten honking like a car
 matthaus_c: I call Oculus a sleeper because it took a bit for people to realise Frog + Oculus + Unearth was better than Murktide
 hd_dabnado: Rowan and Supreme Will
  LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
  LRRbot: Phantom Interference [U] | Instant | Spree / + {3} — Create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token with flying. / + {1} — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ghostermans
 Thefluffiestguineapig: People putting things away??? In this moonbase????
  LRRbot: Combustible Gearhulk [4RR] | Artifact Creature — Construct [6/6] | First strike / When Combustible Gearhulk enters, target opponent may have you draw three cards. If the player doesn't, you mill three cards, then Combustible Gearhulk deals damage to that player equal to the total mana value of those cards.
 definenull: that aint too bad!
 BrowneePointz: MY FAVORITE GEARHULK!??
  gualdhar: second rite?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's Cam's secret: he's always feared
 BrowneePointz: god I’m so excited for the new gearhulks
  LRRbot: Ninja of the Deep Hours [3U] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/2] | Ninjutsu {1}{U} / Whenever Ninja of the Deep Hours deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
  LRRbot: Shoot the Sheriff [1B] | Instant | Destroy target non-outlaw creature.
Dinoman10101: now hit him with the second rite
 matthaus_c: Robot of Eos looks fire
 BrowneePointz: Ranger of BIOS @matthaus_c
 CrossXhunteR: i just watched the first commodore hustle about magic yesterday
 definenull: oofa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro, that sucks
 matthaus_c: and those games all suck
 CrossXhunteR: i hear pokemon is popping off. lots of costco fights
Teslamat: flesh and blood
  LRRbot: Cloudfin Raptor [U] | Creature — Bird Mutant [0/1] | Flying / Evolve
  LRRbot: Swiftwater Cliffs | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
UtilityPunk: Yeah, lands kinda reflect the wargamey roots that mtg had with all its walls and banding
 Thefluffiestguineapig: yuuuuuuuup
  LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When Prophetic Prism enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
UtilityPunk: 4X game claiming/exploring territory to summon
 BrowneePointz: Man, I remember the old attrition days of Pokemon…..how I miss them
  LRRbot: Ninja of the Deep Hours [3U] | Creature — Human Ninja [2/2] | Ninjutsu {1}{U} / Whenever Ninja of the Deep Hours deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
  LRRbot: Shoot the Sheriff [1B] | Instant | Destroy target non-outlaw creature.
 Bugberry: Ninjas aren't necessarily criminals.
 neisan2112: I just realized the reminder text says "everyone else is fair game" lol
 neisan2112: Never saw that before
 BrowneePointz: I also miss the days before the Paul brothers turned a mass of dorks into Resell shitheads and made it impossible for kids to PLAY A KIDS CARD GAME
  LRRbot: Fear of Impostors [1UU] | Enchantment Creature — Nightmare [3/2] | Flash / When Fear of Impostors enters, counter target spell. Its controller manifests dread.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Once I had to do "destroy all outlaws" on the one board wipe when I was on outlaws because the opponent had just gotten so out of hand and most of them were created by things in their graveyard
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
  LRRbot: Izzet Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
 FinestOtter: If walk the blank had the same cost and was instant would it be better or worse than shoot the sheriff?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's so GOOd
 hd_dabnado: who else up drood-ing they ozerfrence
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Your Izzet charm did a mimic and turned into the fear of imposters
  LRRbot: Shoot the Sheriff [1B] | Instant | Destroy target non-outlaw creature.
 Bugberry: @FinestOtter I feel like BB is relevantly difficult to cast unless you are Mono-Black that it still wouldn't be as good.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *cocks shotgun* Bird's too big
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: How many sheriffs have been killed this stream?
  LRRbot: Solar Transformer [2] | Artifact | Solar Transformer enters tapped. / When Solar Transformer enters, you get {E}{E}{E}. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When Prophetic Prism enters, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  LRRbot: Kaito, Cunning Infiltrator [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Kaito [3] | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a loyalty counter on Kaito. / [+1]: Up to one target creature you control can't be blocked this turn. Draw a card, then discard a card. / [−2]: Create a 2/1 blue Ninja creature token. / [−9]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a player casts a spell, you create a 2/1 blue Ninja creature token."
 definenull: NINJA!
 neisan2112: Ayyyy
 Bugberry: I made a Brawl deck with this guy, really good.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know he makes ninjas
 Bugberry: I got the Emblem in Brawl too, it rocks.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kaito is sweet
  LRRbot: Phantom Interference [U] | Instant | Spree / + {3} — Create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token with flying. / + {1} — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
   LoadingReadyRun: I wish Outlaw had an additional random type added in. Like Assassin, Mercenary, Pirate, Rogue, Warlock, or Brushwagg and WotC gives no explanation
jaimeblacken: ben still needs to lose 2 life
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Brushwagg would be hilarious
  LRRbot: Cruel Ultimatum [UUBBBRR] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.
 TheAwkes: @LoadingReadyRun Make the extra type Cat, and no one will ask for an explanation.
  LRRbot: Fear of Impostors [1UU] | Enchantment Creature — Nightmare [3/2] | Flash / When Fear of Impostors enters, counter target spell. Its controller manifests dread.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Cat makes sense.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheAwkes Requires no explanation, it's just objectively true
 Bugberry: I feel like Rebels should be Outlaws, since even if they are "good guys" they are still breaking the "law".
  LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | This land enters tapped. / When this land enters, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
  LRRbot: Pond Prophet [{G/U}{G/U}] | Creature — Frog Advisor [1/1] | When Pond Prophet enters, draw a card.
  LRRbot: Bellowing Crier [1U] | Creature — Frog Advisor [2/1] | When Bellowing Crier enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
  gualdhar: now I wish there was a printing date criteria for scryfall
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As for cats being outlaws, one time when they were kittens I was cooking and my family had gotten steak because my brother had a low anemia reading on his bloodwork. I set one of the steaks on a plate, grabbed the next one with the tongs, turned and the first was gone. My cat had taken an entire damn steak, run across the house and was growling as she tried to eat it
  LRRbot: Splash Portal [U] | Sorcery | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. If that creature is a Bird, Frog, Otter, or Rat, draw a card.
 definenull: VALUE
  LRRbot: Izzet Charm [UR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}. / • Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
  LRRbot: Fear of Impostors [1UU] | Enchantment Creature — Nightmare [3/2] | Flash / When Fear of Impostors enters, counter target spell. Its controller manifests dread.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hell yeah
  LRRbot: Shoot the Sheriff [1B] | Instant | Destroy target non-outlaw creature.
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fear of Imposters into Shoot the Sheriff into Fear of Imposters etc etc
   LoadingReadyRun: @gualdhar I think you can https://scryfall.com/docs/syntax#year
  LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
 definenull: miss 100% of the shots you don't call
 BrowneePointz: Cam’s deck is sick
 CrossXhunteR: wonder how many cards wheeler has left in deck
  LRRbot: Cruel Ultimatum [UUBBBRR] | Sorcery | Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Enough
  gualdhar: @LoadingReadyRun oh sweet I didn't see that in the advanced search
  LRRbot: Mizzix's Mastery [3R] | Sorcery | Exile target card that's an instant or sorcery from your graveyard. For each card exiled this way, copy it, and you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. Exile Mizzix's Mastery. / Overload {5}{R}{R}{R}
 definenull: D:
 TheWriterAleph: he did the thiiiing
 DeM0nFiRe: 
zombub: I think this Cruel Ultimatum card has some legs, has anyone ever tried it in constructed? 
whydustin:  
Nickiatori: if you cast enough 10 4 1s you win
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler is also the one who just looked at the lists of cards on Scryfall
 Marvoleath: Was the prize a $25 gift card to YJ? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: the prerecords are so good
 BrowneePointz: I liked most of the decks! yall should make this a league
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 Marvoleath: !patreon
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: $10 deck building challenge but you get an entire afternoon?
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Marvoleath: !store
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 ghyllnox: Just keep in mind that editing things out is the decision of the editor  
 Marvoleath: !cardkingdom
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 SkiaSymphonia: limit challenge like this but the players don't know the restriction (a la 2024 cards only) before they go shopping. No thinking ahead, no planning
whydustin: a league and you add 10 bucks every week
 ghyllnox: $5/week
 Marvoleath: !dragonshield
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben proposes gambling? Shock!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yeah, I would love to see a version where you can upgrade each week
 TheAwkes: Make a series of it; 2015, 2005, 1995.
 definenull: PPR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you for the great stream!!
 Marvoleath: !schedule
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 definenull: the peepers!
  Pharmacistjudge: hope to see yall in chat
 hd_dabnado: yooooo
 definenull: BEN 
 Sorator13: guests!
 KWardJenx: Ha!
 RandomTrivia: 
 DrLigmaPhD: It's because Shivam is family
 Pywodwagon: canlamder
 matthaus_c: do we have a list of competitors for the YJ Year End?
 Pywodwagon: I remember that game
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Why does Nelly look like a ghost?
 Marvoleath: @matthaus_c I think I saw it on bluesky or discord maybe
 KWardJenx: Robin+ Wheeler = brilliance!
 tehfewl: thats basically every baseball game
  Salvulant: glurp!
 Marvoleath: GLRRP!
 Jadaris: gluuuuuuurp
 BusTed: Love to flip things in pans
 TheWriterAleph: E G G
 matthaus_c: you can cook a cigarette
 Mr_Horrible: you cook eggs, in arctic conditions
 Mr_Horrible: love to pan-fry beer
 ghyllnox: It's fairly musical
  gualdhar: are there dinosaurs and lasers?
 Mr_Horrible: continuing their trend of 4-letter names
 definenull: 
whydustin:       
 KWardJenx: This was a super fun event. Big proponent of more of this sort of content. Thanks so much.
 NotCainNorAbel:  
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang 
 phoenixfeather14: 
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
 definenull: 
 Orxolon:    
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