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TXC2:
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abslomdaak42: Let's go horses
Metric_Furlong:
@TXC2 I don't refresh for anyone, sorry 
TXC2:
Metric_Furlong darn
TXC2: Here we GO!
Metric_Furlong: woo
TXC2: Hello Cori and Matt and Paul on tech
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wedge_x: can't horse won't horse
iris_of_ether:
Welcome & welcome back 
Lord_Hosk: Since chat is the one that pays you... aren't WE your bosses? in which case...
Lord_Hosk: accurate
SquareDotCube: Giraffes fighting
wedge_x: parasocial employers
TXC2: Elephants consider humans as pets
TXC2: that one likes to watch
TXC2: pregneighgant
Metric_Furlong:
thinking about legacy? is this ticket to ride?
Lord_Hosk: dark orange
TXC2:
I think a teal brain means it's not getting enough oxygen
TXC2: Skydiving brain surgery
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iris_of_ether:
I got migraine with aura during my Vampire game on Saturday, so that was *interesting* to say the least 
iris_of_ether: Sure was
SymphonySolstice: hate when I get a migraine and my bones melt #relatable
adept_nekomancer: Oh no... debloblery
ArdCollider: It's like Cam said on bluesky, diablerie is like eating whale, you get all the toxins and shit the other guy accumulated
TXC2:
I once had a migraine with an aura while I was doing a field exercise with the army
iris_of_ether: Listen we all choose the time when we want to make bad decisions
iris_of_ether: @TXC2 oh no
ArdCollider:
I managed to hide a hemiplegic migraine during hour six of a four-round panel job interview and still not get the gig? jerks.
TXC2:
it's a machete order
barnesemma330: hi
TXC2: hello barnesemma330 welcome
iris_of_ether: oh no
iris_of_ether: Mood
ThorSokar: yea, I'll bruise my own fingers with pencils
SymphonySolstice: pushing really hard with pencil crayons is actually a technique, it's called burnishing
ArdCollider: I failed handwriting in second grade. pen pressure and DEX check failures.
SymphonySolstice: I destroyed my hands doing a 12x18 burnished drawing in grade 11
LordZarano: I'm very curious how years of using a pen tablet as a mouse may have affected my handwriting. Not enough to actually hand write something though
TXC2:
I think it's been years since i've used a pen to write words
Cptasparagus: do all canadians use "colour" or is it the british west side
ardn93: colour from coast to coast!
Master_Gunner: ah yes, the notably not-British land of "New Scotland".
TXC2: I assume the Quebecois use coloúr, or something
SymphonySolstice: by varying definitions of fix
SymphonySolstice: Rupert's Land
ardn93: couleur; there are fewer differences between Parisian and Canadian French than most think, other than the significant gulf that is the accent
Cptasparagus: you should see the States. Wyoming is trying to take a few counties from Colorado and Indiana is doing the same to Illinois.
SquareDotCube: What was the one that was out on Saskatchewan that wore only undergarments and burned the occasional cabin
TXC2:
Cptasparagus Wyoming shouldn't even be a state at all
Wolfstrike_NL: At least them telling us Santa was real checked out. (As someone from a country that doesn't do Santa specificly)
ButButTheJesus: those wiley electrons, we can't even tell where they are!
SquareDotCube: Gee, I wonder if academical gaslighting has any drawbacks...
iris_of_ether: Hehehe
ButButTheJesus: wE'rE FiNe
LurkerSpine:
200
TXC2: we didn't have exactly the right amount of liying
iris_of_ether: Sure
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TXC2: we scienced the Gay, and the gay won
Cptasparagus: "coin, should I eat this vampire?"
Metric_Furlong: @Cptasparagus ah yes, de-copperising
SquareDotCube: El Gregante
TXC2:
Metric_Furlong isn't that scaling back the police?
iris_of_ether: We had an apartment, but I didn't get a job right away until after moving
adept_nekomancer: Arctic rice. To go with the arctic eggs.
iris_of_ether:
InconsiderateHat: rICE
TXC2: maybe not rice, but a grain that grows in tundra would be game changing
SquareDotCube: Gluten free shakes
iris_of_ether: I'll have long grain, short grain, occasionally brown. Bi-rice-tual
wedge_x: seahorses are the hot dad of the sea
iris_of_ether: x_x
iris_of_ether: Okay so I really thought your phone was silenced
TXC2: the flavour town of seahorses
Juliamon: Rapidash, Atlantis forme
TXC2:
I mean, that's just life in a Monarchy
adept_nekomancer: "If we just pass the Disney Villain Registry Bill..."
Cptasparagus: just close the Disney Villain Borders, that worked for Kingdom Hearts
TXC2: 2 lead, 2 dead
iris_of_ether: I seem to recall that the original script was going to have Elsa as the villain??
LurkerSpine: anyone signing up for the villain registration act is on the payroll for the man
Juliamon: Some of them absolutely know they're the bad guy
ButButTheJesus: no one eggs like Gaston
adept_nekomancer: Scar gets an entire song about "be prepared for how evil I am". Plus the whole nominative determinism thing.
Cptasparagus: I saw a reddit post about this that he's eaten like 5 million eggs in his life, which seems implausible
Metric_Furlong: yes, just one
jadielady: Hello y'all
TXC2: not all the sudden, but yes
ButButTheJesus:
TXC2: Hello jadielady welcome
TheAwkes: Sunny D
Juliamon: Billie Tang
Riiiiiiis: I love Iron Maiden!!
iris_of_ether: Checking
SquareDotCube: Sheriff and deputies trying to fend off banditos
Riiiiiiis: Trois Amigos !
Metric_Furlong: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Riiiiiiis: seems like it
Metric_Furlong: (Spanish)
SquareDotCube: Franch?
LurkerSpine: amigos, amis, pretty close either way
TXC2: "Neither English nor French, but a secret third thing...Welsh."
SquareDotCube: Hammerspace!
ButButTheJesus: ack! ack! ackack!
Metric_Furlong: for some reason I thought Matt was going to ask about revisiting Biker Mice from Mars
TXC2: Mars attacks is better if you've seen independence day
SquareDotCube: They made Killer Clowns a game now
Riiiiiiis: The dogs with giant spider costumes are fun!
iris_of_ether: @Riiiiiiis Yes correct
Metric_Furlong: !break
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Riiiiiiis: I'll go to bed, c ya frands
TXC2: so long Riiiiiiis sleep well
Riiiiiiis: thanks
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Matt and Paul on tech
LordZarano: Goodnight @TXC2
TheAwkes: Flaming Hot Cheetos and their partner Baja Blast?
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Juliamon: science isn't kind
Cptasparagus: I did a book project in like 4th grade on California Condors and was very worried about ddt for a while
Metric_Furlong: they do eat
Metric_Furlong: carefully
TheAwkes: The smaller you are, the less the spikes are spiky to you.
adept_nekomancer: So they're vampires.
Cptasparagus: arent those the good ones in Freddy Fish
Metric_Furlong: me?
ThorSokar: 1, 2, 3, not it!
adept_nekomancer: My mind went to a slingshot that you'd put sea urchins in as amunition.
Cptasparagus: this game is stuck in my brain
TheAwkes: #TeamLefty
Metric_Furlong: according to the internet there's a sea urchin flail in a Terraria mod
iris_of_ether: I also like the "Shrimp Pistol" on the page
iris_of_ether: uh oh
adept_nekomancer: @Cptasparagus I didn't happen to play those as a kid, but I recall laughing pretty hard seeing the Let's Nope crew playing them in the highlights.
Cptasparagus: baja blast
Juliamon: baja blast boyfriend
Metric_Furlong: among other things, Paul
epsilon_vee: m'King *tips hat*
Xed_Regulus: Cool Ranch
iris_of_ether: There's a good strawberry lemonade Dew
LordZarano: Joint cracking is a real life instance of a skill with a cooldown
Cptasparagus: irregular crispy
SquareDotCube: Disappointment flavor
adept_nekomancer: Unoriginal flavor: they taste just like every other chip out there.
Laserbeaks_Fury: "We just remade Pringles"
SquareDotCube: Doritos has a BBQ now
iris_of_ether: oh my god they DO do an All-Dressed
Xed_Regulus: I do enjoy when Doritos Canada does Ketchup flavoured
wedge_x: hunter by hunter
SixPairsOfFeet: hunter times hunter
Metric_Furlong: Hunter^2
SquareDotCube: Hunter Christ Hunter
adept_nekomancer: The cross-product of hunter and hunter
iris_of_ether: We've all seen the Death card in the anime tarot, yeah?
Laserbeaks_Fury: All the Trash hotdogs you can eat
wedge_x: it'd be Qud, though, right Cori?
Metric_Furlong: oh no
abslomdaak42: Nooo, Cori! If you die in the real world, you die in the game!
LordZarano: What if you got sucked into a game world but it was just MS Solitaire
SixPairsOfFeet: solitaire before or after they put microtransaction into it?
Metric_Furlong: gotta get those dress-spheres
Juliamon: Collect junk from people's houses, sell for cash
iris_of_ether:
Metric_Furlong: look, technically patreaon donations are voluntary so they aren't legally theft...
omdorastrix: Skyrim?
Cptasparagus: ben is here to narc?
iris_of_ether:
TheAinMAP:
ButButTheJesus: huddo ben
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wild Trumpeting Farts
InconsiderateHat: For blue monday
Metric_Furlong: fun fact: in the UK that flavour is just called 'cool original' because 'ranch dressing' isn't really a thing here
RealGamerCow: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games together! Game: Drink More Glurp) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (2:20 from now).
ButButTheJesus: pfft
Laserbeaks_Fury: thats the idea, yes
Metric_Furlong: oh right, it's also Glurp night
SquareDotCube: Catf arts
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Has anyone tried a Dril tweet coloring book?
iris_of_ether: Jade?
Cptasparagus: what green chickpeas are you eating lol
ButButTheJesus: (btw can anyone explain Dril to me? I know its a popular tooter with funny/hot takes but is there anything else about it?)
TheAwkes: I can imagine someone making green lentil "humus"...
ButButTheJesus: thanks Cori!
Juliamon: they have a wikipedia page
TehAmelie: oh hi
Laserbeaks_Fury: I Can't Believe It's Not Botulism
iris_of_ether: I've still got a tab open for Piperka (website comic update aggragator)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Penny Arcade is how I found LRR
Metric_Furlong: I used to be into webcomics a fair bit back in the 2000s, the majority of which are (probably) long dead
ButButTheJesus: @Laserbeaks_Fury same
InconsiderateHat: RE: webcomics, I'm excited to play Slay The Princess tonight! (Abby Howard)
ArdCollider: Haus of Decline gets a lot of my viewing time because it just... arrives while I'm scrolling bluesky.
ArdCollider: also, its creator is fucking hilarious, so that's a bonus.
iris_of_ether: There is ABSOLUTELY stuff that's still going
Metric_Furlong: it is
TehAmelie: every comics artist hits a wall at 40 years, according to a publisher. so there's some attrition
iris_of_ether: Gunnerkrieg is slowly going towards its ending
iris_of_ether: Questionable Content still going strong
omdorastrix: Girl Genius and Questionable Content still going
abslomdaak42: I can't believe The Order of the Stick is still going
Juliamon: nearly every webcomic artist I followed back in the day ended up being trans
Xed_Regulus: I still follow certain webcomics. Especially Order of the Stick and Oglaf
omdorastrix: OOTS has slowed down a bit but yeah
Juliamon: I thought that was interesting
omdorastrix: OOTS feels like it will wrap up some time in the next hundred or two comics... so like 10 years... (said with love)
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm too short for this bullshit
Mollylele: I'm also an eepy reader
BusTed: like the ice cream
Metric_Furlong: @omdorastrix yeah. I think he suffered a not-insignificant hand injury at one point, which also impacted the speed of things a bit
BusTed: did you have lunch ben
ButButTheJesus: mmm tasty
TehAmelie: pig lumps are great
Juliamon: Daruma
BusTed: one of those is a pokemon
SquareDotCube: gummies that the package has been in either the sun or a warm car for a few hours is the best. The heat makes the flavors pop
iris_of_ether: Daruma roughly == "Dharma"
Metric_Furlong: Pokémonquest
TehAmelie: a pokemon based on candy? i bet that tastes delicious
Laserbeaks_Fury: In a dynasty warrior pokemon game, what pokemon is Lu Bu
iris_of_ether: A naruto??
Juliamon: TehAmelie "candy" is too vague for Pokemon, you need to be specific with your sweets
SquareDotCube: Swedish Fish?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Out the other side
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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ButButTheJesus: Tell us your secrets water!
TehAmelie: if Earth was hollow how low would gravity be?
Metric_Furlong: Sea-IA
Metric_Furlong: see also: Still Wakes The Deep
TheAinMAP:
Cool ranch blue cheese 
TheAwkes: The Apple TV life cycle: Season 1 gets a budget, season 2 does fewer locations, season 3 comes to Vancouver.
Xed_Regulus: Question of the Day: Who are more ridiculous, Flat Earthers or Hollow Earthers?
Metric_Furlong: Flat Earthers
Laserbeaks_Fury: Suiside Monster Squad
TehAmelie: flat earthers. they can just try reading a map
TheAwkes: @Xed_Regulus Roughly equal over all, but flatness is something you can disprove by *looking outside*.
epsilon_vee: alol
BusTed: haha
TehAmelie: or traveling between three arbitrary locations and measuring carefully
abslomdaak42: Extremely enjoyable, I really like Creature Commandos
ArdCollider:
having a Gogol Bordello phase is valid 
Metric_Furlong: also sounds like Ian
ArdCollider: (that one kid in the Dresden Dolls, though? not at this late date)
Sethalidos: yep that's an Ian music
Metric_Furlong: Scotland
ArdCollider: discovering that Ian's also into Wesley Wills was very exciting.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jazz Bagpipe definitely sound like a character name in something
SquareDotCube: I think the Drone Zone is starting to affect Ian...
ThorSokar: Scotland, too bad they only know how to play 1 song though
iris_of_ether:
ArdCollider: I used to work at a US university with a bagpipe performance major and you just found pipers randomly everywhere.
DeM0nFiRe: Get dooted
TheAinMAP:
BusTed: the doot boss rush
BusTed: New Super Mario Bros Wii piano run was wild
ThorSokar: Then there was the opera singer, that was good too
BusTed: lots of... funerals...?
TehAmelie: so they've finished a Dark Souls with dooting, bonking and scree. almost all the types of instruments
ArdCollider:
I mean, it's Carnegie Mellon. it has other shit going on.
ArdCollider: but yeah, the music school has a bagpipe major, presumably due to the influence of Scottish robber barons.
ThorSokar: Don't forget also on a Dance Pad TehAmelie
TehAmelie: on second thought maybe a Guitar Hero guitar doesn't count as a string instrument
Laserbeaks_Fury: I would have tried learning the bagpipes, but I have weak bladder control
BusTed:
ButButTheJesus: oh noooo
LordZarano: Subuttertle
ThorSokar: Good thing that statue is hard as a rock
TehAmelie: reminds me of the one where this tough guy was tricked with the aid of a blindhold to arm wrestle with a statue for an hour
Sethalidos:
@Laserbeaks_Fury you're supposed to squeeze the bagpipes not yourself
Metric_Furlong: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
BusTed: 🤔
SquareDotCube: edge your bets people
ThorSokar: Zeus has ZERO chill
TehAmelie: are we sure it's not just a population of dryads?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Erotic Topiary: "Appreciate our well kept bushes"
SquareDotCube:
so what you're saying is, new LRR on Location potential? 
ThorSokar: oh, is this the dude that makes the tentacle penis chairs?
TehAmelie: "look at this majestic tree man"
Sethalidos: new computer chair Matt
adept_nekomancer: So it's authentic hardwood furniture is what I'm hearing.
Sethalidos: Am Vancouver Island OK?
Metric_Furlong: it's 2025, who doesn't have mist monsters
Juliamon: I hope it's softwood as an ironic twist
SquareDotCube: the werewolves have been a little bit under the weather
ThorSokar: I wonder if they impregnated any of the hardwood with special colors
TehAmelie: in one night?
ThorSokar: ONE MORE TURN MA!
omdorastrix: Ignore religion and domination?
Sethalidos: unless it's Ghandhi
Metric_Furlong: curios to see if Civ 7 manages to make diplomatic victory interesting
omdorastrix: Ignoring domination is a power (bottom) move
Metric_Furlong: *curious
omdorastrix: Seowon
TehAmelie: i'm still only on Civ 5. still haven't managed to get a domination win once
Metric_Furlong: !break
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Sethalidos: Ghandhi demands a NUCLEAR victory
TehAmelie: pretty funny day so far. i glanced at the clock and thought it was 8 in the morning, went "that checks out, i feel like i slept 11 hours"
TehAmelie: it was 20 minutes to midnight, so at least i didn't miss Horse Club
ButButTheJesus:
@TehAmelie 
TehAmelie: aloha!
TehAmelie: benignence
BusTed: bapa bons
adept_nekomancer: It's... mid.
iris_of_ether: The garlic sauce is dece, but yeah otherwise mid
Sethalidos: pizza is mdium it the founder that's shit
ThorSokar:
it's mid, their garlic bread-sticks USED to be amazing (in the early 2000s) but they changed the recipe 
BusTed:
ThorSokar: eyyyyyyyyyyy
Sethalidos: uhh wanna take that one again Cori
TehAmelie: frozen pizzas here can sometimes be 1-2 dollars. and pretty easy
Sethalidos: Cori, no
TehAmelie: protip: if you mix all the colors you make brown
SquareDotCube: Do what I've done: go to french bread pizzas.
TehAmelie: i'm thinking about drawing
iris_of_ether:
I'm fighting with tubing trying to set up the 3D printer vent station
Brozard: Trying to get some cards unstuck from a deckbox
optimalbook: im playing poe2 and putting off doing actual tasks
Metric_Furlong: I mean, I'm debating posting review things for things that are art, if that counts
Brozard: It's an art and a science
ArdCollider: playing minecraft
Metric_Furlong: @optimalbook path of exile or pillars of eternity?
TehAmelie: i'm sampling imported Super Mario mystery flavor pringles. that feels like art because it's not very tasty
optimalbook: @Metric_Furlong path of exile, though I've been wanting to check out pillars for a while
BusTed:
Metric_Furlong: LRR's getting a shufflecat?!
TehAmelie: Bandit the Racoon, art criminal
TheAinMAP:
TheAinMAP:
Metric_Furlong: @optimalbook Pillars is pretty neat if you like OG Baldur's Gate (or if you're curious abut OG Baldur's Gate but want something that's not 90s game inaccessible)
Metric_Furlong: oh, is Warmachine back from the dead?
saladbandit: how many camera angles does grown men on coloring books have
Metric_Furlong: oh, I see, Steamforged Games picked up the license
Metric_Furlong: neat
Juliamon: saladbandit not enough
saladbandit: that's what I'm saying, we need a drone hovering around the room vigerously
ThorSokar: If they ever figure out complete sinus cavity swap out I'm gonna be 2nd in line
Metric_Furlong: (which amusingly means that what was once the USA's most successful miniatures game is now owned by a UK company)
adept_nekomancer: Just have a drone-themed wedding, problem solved.
TheAinMAP:
saladbandit: im here for hair and paper blowing around the room
ThorSokar: anything is better than what I got now
SquareDotCube: that doesn't sound as bad, it would mean less headaches from pressure change
TehAmelie: what we need is a silent drone for indoors. maybe it's plugged into a wall outlet
TheAwkes: Just fill them with cement.
ArdCollider: no, believe me, I know a dude who filled his with whipped cream failing his "does this can do whippits" roll
Laserbeaks_Fury: Meat Sinks
ArdCollider: you do not want them without, like, sinus CarFax.
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iris_of_ether: Cori that's just the ending of Pi
TehAmelie: save power by not needing it to carry its own batteries. seems reasonable
adept_nekomancer: So we need pneumatic sinus tubes.
DeM0nFiRe: It's your liquid! Evacuate it when you need it!
ThorSokar: That's the question: How many times have you seriously considered going at your own head with a drill just to relive the pressure?
TehAmelie: the body is willing but the spirit is weak. i think we found the Horse Club motto
Juliamon: the message is mucous
Metric_Furlong: also, does Ian know there's a Gundam miniatures game happening?
adept_nekomancer: I was thinking more along the lines of forcefully expelling blockages. But the message thing intrigues me.
ArdCollider: (watches a power washer) that could fix me
Laserbeaks_Fury: New Pressure Washer Simulator DLC
ThorSokar: that seems like a VERY good way to get a 1-way trip to the emergency room with a terminal sinus infection
Juliamon: Laserbeaks_Fury The Osmosis Jones crossover nobody expected
TheAwkes: @Juliamon An interesting interpretation of the medium is the message.
saladbandit: man, i was just about to eat some pudding with whipped cream, and now i've lost all sense appetite, thx
ArdCollider: Santacon is just cyberpsychosis behavior.
Juliamon: saladbandit Now you're experiencing true Horse Club
Metric_Furlong: "oh no, he's suffering from Cyber Psycho-ho-ho-sis"
ThorSokar: yes, that movie was delightfully insane
Laserbeaks_Fury: St. Nickle Ass
Metric_Furlong: @Laserbeaks_Fury good job
UtilityPunk: Mrs Claws got exoskeleton swords to get revenge on her husband
Metric_Furlong: yes
adept_nekomancer: It can be both.
wedge_x: *kill bill siren*
BusTed: hm
ThorSokar:
TheAwkes: Chocolate Goldfish needs to mean something now.
UtilityPunk:
Wouldn't it be nice if the ocean was chocolate 
adept_nekomancer:
TehAmelie: birthday cake flavor?
ThorSokar: Crab Raingoon
Mollylele: Tutti Frutti
ThorSokar: A Gooning Crab, ya see
TehAmelie: fruits of the sea intensifies
Laserbeaks_Fury: Johnny Carcin
ThorSokar: that sounds really cool
Anubis169: hydro physics is complex
TehAmelie: have you seen a video where a guy struggles to convince a hermit crab to swap a plastic cup for a real shell?
ArdCollider: all my homies hate Navier-Stokes
adept_nekomancer: Fluid dynamics requires a surprising number of partial differential equations.
ThorSokar: thermal dynamics and fluid dynamics, it gets REAL weird
Anubis169: but... can you say Purple Burgler Alarm?
Anubis169:
ThorSokar: I too saw that video, it was very funny
TehAmelie: with a commentary along the lines of, imagine how the crab will live that down. five years later it'll be "remember that time Crab Carl had a house so crappy the hand of God came down and gave him a new one"
Metric_Furlong: full of Yorkshire pudding
ThorSokar: Beef! It's what's for dinner! (actually for real tonight in fact)
wedge_x: kitfo is dessert beef
Laserbeaks_Fury: I am legally barred from pudding until I eat my meat.
epsilon_vee: extra horseradish for the dessert beef
TehAmelie: then do you get bitter meat from the gallbladder?
Anubis169:
epsilon_vee: Was out at a japanese restaurant last week... somebody had fun when they popped "one of those nice looking marzipan balls" in their mouth 
Juliamon: gallbladder is just a sack of acid and rocks
TehAmelie: maybe that's why bitter meat isn't a thing
epsilon_vee: @Anubis169 oh nooo
ButButTheJesus: Matt. YES
Anubis169: gall me a taxi
Metric_Furlong: she did it again, chat
UtilityPunk: Will that red pencil be reduced to shavings by the end of the stream?
ThorSokar: Is liver bitter?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mood
Anubis169: nah liver is sour
TehAmelie: maybe feet are basic
Juliamon: tangy
Anubis169: Kidney tastes like the smell of a loo if you don't cook it properly... and half the time when you do
Anubis169:
Cptasparagus:
creme pate is pate in milk right 
Anubis169: mexican spanish or spanish spanish
TehAmelie: but several Moon Units
TehAmelie: (i recently learned Moon Unit Zappa is a real person)
Anubis169: if you combine them all, you get Zeta Purple and all your artbook's pages rearrange overnight
Metric_Furlong: sibling of Dweezil Zappa
Cptasparagus: my mom randomly showed up at my apartment with a Gundam, so I guess I have a project now
optimalbook: be the change you want to see in the world, start naming your kids like jojo stands
Metric_Furlong:
all words are made-up, Matt
wedge_x: don't you go where the huskies go
adept_nekomancer: "Why is your kid named 'Kansas'?"
Cptasparagus: Hoobastank Jr
Xed_Regulus: Really? What about my son Bill Haley and the Comets?
TehAmelie: Poison works though
ThorSokar: IDK, I'd hang out with a kid named whitesnake
Anubis169: Everybody meet my youngest, Gunson.. and my eldest, Roses.
TehAmelie: here's my Elvis Presley Wikström
Laserbeaks_Fury: Here's my kid: Garbage.
TehAmelie: Big Brother and his little sister The Holding Company
ArdCollider: my in-laws call me by my username
Cptasparagus: One of my friends was streaming as a different name so people couldn't dox her, and then just decided it was her new name
iris_of_ether: I've had friends who took their username as a new name, yeah
Redbassist: Common was already taken
Anubis169:
hey, i've been called Anubis IRL (it's a school nickname I got on a museum trip) since the mid 90s 
ArdCollider: my buddy is just "MegaZone."
ArdCollider: legally.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, you never wake up in the cornfield
omdorastrix: cant wake up
Xed_Regulus: That's why I feed my child batteries; I'm trying to turn them into Magneto
TehAmelie: now i realize there must be several children called Evanescence
Simonark: I love how that’s everyone’s shorthand for Garbage. Good job, all. TWINE all around.
ThorSokar: Better than Murder Face, I suppose
jessicaengle: Hi Chat!
Anubis169: 'lo jess
ButButTheJesus: *clappity*
TehAmelie: ahoy
Redbassist: 👏👏
ButButTheJesus: lovely
TheAinMAP:
TehAmelie: turns out we could color seahorses
Anubis169: Step 2: Draw the rest of the meteorological anomaly
Anubis169: !patreon
jessicaengle:
Here just in time 
Anubis169: !youtube
Anubis169: on Mattstodon
ThorSokar: anything not to be alone with our own thoughts!
jessicaengle:
Cptasparagus: *glurp*
Metric_Furlong: Glurp!
jessicaengle: Gloorp!
jessicaengle: Nailed it
Anubis169: LOL
TehAmelie: now i know, i'll be super indie and name my kid The Proclaimers
jessicaengle:
adept_nekomancer: glurp's haunted
jessicaengle: As it should be used.
Anubis169: FLCL style
jessicaengle: Lrrgrrcy?
Anubis169: a Giraffed?
Anubis169: cards!
jessicaengle: Love live.
SquareDotCube: InLRRstad
jessicaengle:
Redbassist:
TheAinMAP:
jessicaengle:
Anubis169:
Redbassist: BIG
Anubis169: Embiggen!
jessicaengle:
beeg!
Redbassist: But glurp
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
jessicaengle: Go home, do horse stuff.
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ShaneLeeAtk: Perfect. No notes
abslomdaak42: I will, Matt
Simonark: But my horse won’t fit in my home!
Redbassist: Am logo okay?
TehAmelie: you don't need a horse to do horse stuff
jessicaengle:
jessicaengle:
See you for glurp after horse stuff, chat. If horse stuff is eating pizza. 
10of9: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games together! Game: Drink More Glurp) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (59m from now).
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