Crossing the Streams || Drink More Glurp

mitomanox: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games together! Game: Drink More Glurp) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (10m from now).
mitomanox: glurp! 
 jessicaengle: Glurp to the Future
DarkMorford subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 129 months, currently on a 129 month streak!
 DarkMorford: GLUUUUUUURP
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, DarkMorford! (Today's storm count: 6)
mitomanox: how cold is it in victoria now
 jessicaengle: Is there a LightMorford?
 TheAwkes: The Light Morford has been inside of us all along.
 jessicaengle:  
 Shparky2197: Hello, and Good Nearly Noon from NSW. How are we all today?
 jessicaengle: 
 jessicaengle: Chilly here.  but about to enjoy a steaming hot mug of Glurp  
mitomanox: freezing
 TehAmelie: wondering if this Morford is the Morford of Morgoth
 jessicaengle: @mitomanox 
 KaleidoscopeMind: *chanting* Glurp Glurp Glurp
 ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: consciousness and it wishes it weren't a box
 DaxStrife: ["Glurp" chants intensify]
 jessicaengle: Someone needs to recycle that box.
 airylan: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
 Nigouki: I wish to be encased in glurp for a period of a few weeks to a few years
 airylan: betrayal because we didn't let it out I guess
 TehAmelie: i've got some weird, sad Super Mario mystery flavor pringles. feels like they'll go well with glurp
 AngelicKnighthood: !box
 airylan: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
 DarkMorford: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Ignore that other thought, Dynamite is good for you.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Fall into the hidden sewers.
mitomanox: glurp me up
 ihlendrax: !findquote glurp
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Shparky2197: It is 28 °C out here at the moment. I joke that I must be part polar bear, because I melt in summer and thrive in winter.
 ihlendrax: 😱 No glurp?!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #8098: "Nightwatch is impenetrable." —Ian [2022-06-11]
 Shparky2197: Glurp is coming
SpaceBattery subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 62 months!
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 jessicaengle: It's like, and something's gonna Glurp
 Sethalidos: !findquote drink
  LRRbot: Quote #4010: "I don't have fizzy urine, I don't drink enough carbonated water" —Beej [2017-02-13]
 Shparky2197: I misinterpreted what you meant, but I stand by my statement out of context
 jessicaengle: Well thank God for small favors Beej
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! Hope everyone has found good ways to distract themselves today
 jessicaengle: @PharaohBender27 Eyyyyyyy! 
 DarkMorford: !advice
  LRRbot: If you're not under the trapdoor, run away.
  Juliamon: I was doing great until about 5 minutes ago
 Nigouki: !findquote muffin
  LRRbot: Quote #5151: "We're not making muffins or anything, so the bakers shouldn't get mad at us, he said hopefully." —Graham [2018-07-09]
 Nigouki: @Juliamon ...did you open an social media?
 Shparky2197: Yep. Watching glurp and playing Path of Exile 1, I might be a scrub, but at least I'm better than Grimes' ex-boy.
 Fruan: Woke up this morning thinking "Today's Glurp day!"
 jessicaengle:   
mitomanox: watching glurp and flossing
 DarkMorford: Need to decide what to have for dinner. Other than Glurp, of course.
 jessicaengle: @mitomanox The good life. 
mitomanox: glurp's gonna have YOU for dinner
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games together! Game: Drink More Glurp) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (0s ago).
ExtraWubs: more glurp
 DarkMorford: Nice!
 jessicaengle:   
 Manae:  
TheAinMAP: 
mitomanox: @jessicaengle right?
 LadyAiluros: G L U R P
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey gang, anyone else just kind of wanting to be in the Glurp universe more right now
 stippledotter: So excited to tune into the most important thing to happen today (I Am Refusing To Open Social Media Amd Have Cleaned My Whole Apartment)
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Body changes might take a while to get used to, but can't say I'm not tempted
 Shparky2197: Yes, nothing else notable is happening today. Don't look anywhere else and it might stay that way.
 TehAmelie: glurp athlete-blobs probably don't get back pain, sounds good
  Juliamon: they do occasionally get uncomfortably stretched though
 bytecaster: I have to go to bed early today, so I can only get a small sip of Glurp, it is most regrettable.
mitomanox: @Thefluffiestguineapig no really, not, it doesn't sound conducive to the human experience on Earth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @stippledotter Friend, i completely changed two cat litter boxes and did two hours of surgery instrument ID practice
 PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Do they get  pain, though? 
Simonark subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 82 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Simonark! (Today's storm count: 8)
 Shparky2197: I should take some e painkillers for my back
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Also it just specifies the athletes look like that, we may be able to exist as our normal ass selves
 DarkMorford: Thankfully I did have the day off today (for MLK Day, not the other thing), so I was able to sleep in a little and relax.
 Shparky2197: I'm on day 8 of nicotine withdrawals from stepping down my smoking. It is brutal, but it will be worth it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What did you do to that gorilla???????
 Nigouki: !findquote noot
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 stippledotter: @thefluffiestguineapig that's a great choice re: The Horrors
 Nigouki: wait what
 jessicaengle: !quote paul
  LRRbot: Quote #2340: "And now my leg day has become infected... as is often the result of leg day." —Paul [2016-04-18]
mitomanox: @Shparky2197 congrats! we're rooting for you!
 Nigouki: "Muffin goes noot noot" is not in the quote DB? D:
 DarkMorford: !findquote R1
  LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these  ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
 jessicaengle: @Shparky2197     
 Diabore: !advice
  LRRbot: Bask in the silence.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mitomanox We believe in you!!!!!
 DarkMorford: Good, glad that one's still in there. A Cameron classic.
 TheMerricat: !findquote noot
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 djalternative: everyone got their cup of glurp by their side?
 PharaohBender27: Mostly watched YT videos while playing video games. Did clean out my shoulder bag, and . . . I should ask for a new shoulder bag for my birthday this year. The sort of rubber inner lining covering is definitely falling apart.
 raulghoulia: it comes in cups?
 Shparky2197: Any signal yet?
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Need drugs.
 PharaohBender27: @Shparky2197 Not yet
 DarkMorford: I usually get Glurp in the cans
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @djalternative Currently boiling water for mine because it is -6 degrees outside
 Shparky2197: Fair enough
 TheAwkes: Chat's going wild, Twitch must not have started the stream properly *~refresh* ... oh, never mind.
 TheMerricat: !goodadvice
  LRRbot: In this economy? 
mitomanox: haven't been here for a while, missed you people
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: LRRbot that's just depressing
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig OOOF
 baltimore_667083: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't cronch the chunks.
 DarkMorford: Too soon, LRRbot
 jessicaengle:    Glurp hype!
TheAinMAP: Signal
 PharaohBender27:  !
 TehAmelie: 
 DarkMorford:   
Manae subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 57 months!
 iarethel0ser:   
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Manae! (Today's storm count: 10)
 raulghoulia: fountain glurp>can glurp>bottle glurp
 GasCityGaming:   
 Shparky2197: Was going to play Path of Exile,
 MidgardSerpent:   
Riandisa:   
 djalternative: 
 baltimore_667083:   
 Manae:   
 TheAwkes: The bloops have arrived.
 airylan:   
 jessicaengle:  
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I jam to these bloops
 jessicaengle: bloop!
 Shparky2197: And we are live!
PharaohBender27 subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 75 months, currently on a 75 month streak!
 PharaohBender27: GLLLLUUUUUUURRRRRRP!!!!!!!!!!
 lochnessseammonster:   
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 Diabore: glurp glurp glurp GLURP GLURP!
 spawnofhastur: GLUUUUUURP!
 RatherLargeToad: Glurp?  Glurp
 ihlendrax: The glurpening begins!
 Nigouki:  THE FLUID IS BEING UNLEASHED 
 ButButTheJesus: GLUUUURRRRRP?!
 7gorobei: bloop
 foopoiuyt: Glurp for all!
 constablecrab: I’m out of Glurp, so I made hot cocoa.
 adept_nekomancer: The glurpening begins!
fastlane250 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
 fastlane250:  All becomes five years 
MidgardSerpent subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 128 months!
 MidgardSerpent: GLURP!
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 jessicaengle: @LoadingReadyRun Thank you for streaming!   
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 Shparky2197: But yeah, going to chill in Astroneer and watch these folk absolutely cheese their way through some Glurp
 KeytarCat: omg, I've had my speakers muted for the last hour and didn't notice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki Dude, now next time I'm around an abscess being expressed in clinic that's all I'm going to be able to think, thanks alot
CodeIndigo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
 CodeIndigo: Yay glurp!
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 EchoesOfTheTide: One whole glorious year of GLUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPP!
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 ThePixelSavage: but if I drink more glurp .. ill be more glurp than man percentage wise ...
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 37 months!
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: GLLURRRRRPPPPPO
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 PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat I mean, unless you were trying to watch something before this, problem averted?
 TehAmelie: where does glurp come from? it's a trade secret
DideRobot: LRR: What level of Glurp are you on? Whatever the answer, it isn't enough! Time for Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113863658234477883
 spethycakes: @TehAmelie you must drink it to find out
mitomanox: so, today the menu is glurp and canadian bacon 
merciary subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months!
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 CodeIndigo: Ask not from whence the glurp flows, lest it flow from thee
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends!  Time to get hydrated!
 jessicaengle: Glurp asks where you come from.
 Shparky2197: Also, chat overlay is pretty good for chilling and hanging out
 spethycakes: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
 spethycakes: I think you mean in the box is: GLURP
 TehAmelie: when you gaze into the glurp. . .
 Dumori: GLURP
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Boy that box thing has come up twice today already
 ohjanji: #glurpsquad
 jessicaengle: Box feeling a little lazy today.
 TehAmelie: twice in the last 5 minutes
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
  LRRbot: Maybe if you used ALL of your legs...
 jessicaengle: !themerricat
 EricTheOrange: Is this the first Glurp without G?
 constablecrab: The G in Blurp could stand for gorilla violence. There’s a lot we don’t know.
 RealGamerCow: such glurpy music
  Juliamon: look, at least it's not the softened flute tube again
 rabbitgta: I love it when the MC saud it is glurping time, and then they glurped all over the place
 Metric_Furlong: now we see the gorilla violence inherent the !box system
ohjanji is continuing the Gift Sub they got from spethycakes!
 Nigouki: !fart
  LRRbot: Markin' your ass territory!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Whatever box did to induce gorilla violence will cure that laziness immediately
 WriterRaven flops into chat, vaguely awake and full of sads
 definenull: GLUUUUUURRRP
 ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon the wot
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 betweenmyself: Three questions: Will there be Glurp?  If so, how much compared to previous instances?  And in what fashion shall we consume it?
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 CodeIndigo: is graham still sick? I hope he recovers soon
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !barcodeorvasaline
 jessicaengle:  Have some glurp 
 SnackPak_: glurp! glurp! glurp!
 jessicaengle: @WriterRaven 
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @WriterRaven Hey, would the fact my cat refused to not be on my lap during my video call therapy help?
  Texan_Reverend: I always live a good Glurp. Pleased to be here on time.
 definenull: More like it's glurp time
  Texan_Reverend: love*
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 jessicaengle:   
TheAinMAP:   
Crad0k subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months!
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 RandomTrivia:  ONE HUNDRED!  @snowb0und
 Nigouki: englurpinate with me chat
 jessicaengle: 
 Shparky2197:   
 Julian_Rogue: Joined during intro hell yea
 Pinwiz11: It's Glurpy Lurpy Time!
 SymphonySolstice: it's glurpin' time!
 jessicaengle: @LRRbot The one year!
 public_key_reveal_party: thank goodness for lrr and glurp, I need some cheer
 spethycakes:  GLURP 
 KaleidoscopeMind: GLRRP
 TehAmelie: gLRRp!
TheAinMAP: Hello
 baltimore_667083: GLURRRRRRRRRRRP
MatzerKat: I heard we were drinking Glurp?
  Texan_Reverend: That remains a terrific intro.
 SnackPak_: 
 SymphonySolstice: gluuuuuuuurp
 RandomTrivia: 
 ArdCollider: glurp glurp glurp
 rabbitgta: Notacult
 ButButTheJesus: ew
 Sethalidos: IAN,NO!
 RandomTrivia:   IAN
 HadesLeprechaun: I VERY briefly saw Nelly with his hood up and thought he had suddenly grown shoulder length hair
TheAinMAP: Alex has a cube?
 jessicaengle: Thickquid lives on.
 djalternative: wait. don't drink sizzurp. that's dangerous
 Sethalidos: what's that Alex has
 RandomTrivia: thiqquid
 Metric_Furlong: !patreon
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  Texan_Reverend: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 spethycakes: go to patreon to support with thicc quid
TheAinMAP: Is that the new logo now?
 RandomTrivia: Who am behind the console today?
0x6772 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 78 months!
 0x6772: gluuuuuuuuurp - 'scuse me
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, 0x6772! (Today's storm count: 25)
 Shparky2197: Really selling us on this, Jan
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GlutenFreeGoodDuckEleGiggle-dh3OgLVIEiq1xQIM
 TehAmelie: you think the athletes get as much free glurp as they want?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The logo looks hideous.
  Texan_Reverend: !ytmember
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 jessicaengle: @spethycakes  hee heee heeeee
 Shparky2197: Ian
 djalternative: there is no not loving it option
Rytel: Sometimes a "spoon" is a shopping cart
 jessicaengle: Did he say "one other beard person?"
 KBKarma: Heyoo!
 TheDangerWaffle: You can't forget Paul!
 0x6772: @TehAmelie I think they're required to consume it, along with each event's title sponsor. Thus the "effects".
 ButButTheJesus: gluuurp
 RandomTrivia: Impending Beej
 definenull: Oh no not the beej drop
 Nigouki: Beej status: currently being  extruded
margieargie subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 92 months!
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  Texan_Reverend: @djalternative It's big "Yes" or "Maybe Later" options energy.
Farwanderer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 76 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Farwanderer! (Today's storm count: 27)
 0x6772: What, no Nellie's first time jokes?
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AttractivePluckyCourgetteStinkyCheese-duEJ20Sab86k8p7u
MatzerKat: How many levels of Glurp are you on?
 Julian_Rogue: sounds like beej is having a wheely bad time
 baltimore_667083: @MatzerKat like maybe five or six rn, my dude
 SnackPak_: so smart
 PharaohBender27: I approve of this plan
 definenull: Mood
 LPS_97: but what about stretches tho?
 CodeIndigo: hard glurp
 tidehollowcat: And then it'll feel like you got way better by the end
 KeytarCat: The difficulties are versions of the events with more obstacles or such
 Crad0k: jesus ian
 0x6772: 45!
 PharaohBender27: Heather, you just described a cooldown 
 spethycakes: 100 rounds on Advanced, huh?
 ohjanji: epic
 djalternative: 10's good for the commercial breaks
 KeytarCat: It has drop-in!
 RandomTrivia: You can take it in turns to be Beej
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I apologize for anything my cat laying on my entire keyboard may have sent
 ButButTheJesus: Glurp Mode: Ultra Thicc
 SnackPak_: there's a score in glurp? 
  Texan_Reverend: 99 stock, no items.
 0x6772: @KeytarCat Good point!
 RandomTrivia: @Thefluffiestguineapig Apology accepted as long as you pet te cat for us
 jessicaengle: Meowmeows are welcome in chat.
  bv310: Ooooooh, Glurp
drewm1022: GLURP
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig I haven't seen any odd posts, so I think the cat neglected to hit Enter
 Nigouki: monke
Oscelot: o/ happy glurping
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RandomTrivia Oh, she has received many pets
 TehAmelie: Journey into the West, now with sticky handfeet
 Strebenherz: oh heck yeah return of the glurp
 RandomTrivia: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
MatzerKat: Give 'em the ol' razzle-dazzle
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: OH RUDE
 KeytarCat: NOOOO
 RandomTrivia: 
 SymphonySolstice: can camera go to top right, it's covering the timer
 PharaohBender27: There's ALWAYS a time limit
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 SymphonySolstice: yay thanks paul
badpandabear subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 83 months!
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 g0blinslide: Yes, Gluuuuuuuuuurp!
 jessicaengle: Uppies!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's not even a minute
 KeytarCat: Oh, Advanced probably means the stage has the spikeys
MatzerKat: Why are they listing the number of burrs to two decimal places?
 ButButTheJesus: d'nf
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The thing is that in the medium difficulty I think the time limit might be 1 minute, now it's 30 seconds
SmithKurosaki subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
  SmithKurosaki: GLUUUURRRRPPPPPP
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 Fruan: Let your body touch the burr! Let your body touch the burr!
 BlueChloroplast: Gluuuuurp
 BlueChloroplast: 
SaxPython: Can Ian's DNF9 Go all the way?
   LoadingReadyRun: let me know how the game volume is
Scarbble: gluuuuuuurp
 A_Dub888: What up gamers! How- G L U R P??
 rabbitgta: I remember when the main character said it was glruping time...
 ButButTheJesus: pmkn
 jessicaengle: Audio seems good here.
 A_Dub888: What about the Elms?
 RandomTrivia: Reverse psychology works quite often against Glurp
MatzerKat: Playing via reverse psychology, a cunning ruse
 DarkMorford: Game could be just a hair higher, but this is fine as is
 Julian_Rogue: The Elms are what the sleigh is made out of
 lordveus: Howdy. What in the heck is this?
 A_Dub888: @lordveus Glurp
 couchboyj: Agreed, game audio is a tad on the quiet side but is still good
 MAPBoardgames: GLURP!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @lordveus Glurp!
drewm1022: GLURRRPP
 Strebenherz: @lordveus team based, score points, and controls that are about as cooperative as getting over it.
 KeytarCat: Drink More Glurp!  Sponsored by Us!
 jessicaengle: @lordveus This is a goofy party game where aliens try to reproduce Earth sports.  Corporate sponsorship features prominantly!
 RandomTrivia:  
 iris_of_ether: 
 TehAmelie: woo
 0x6772: AT the wire!
 baltimore_667083: woo!
 MrSarkhan:   
 spethycakes: 
 margieargie:    
TheAinMAP: 
 lordveus: Neat.
 rabbitgta:   
 ButButTheJesus: AYYYY
 Dumori:   
 Strebenherz: oh right the go first 'punishment' for first place.
BtEtta subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 112 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, BtEtta! (Today's storm count: 31)
 KaleidoscopeMind: hurt-les
 jessicaengle: @lordveus  
 RandomTrivia: Rocket gauntlets?
 Strebenherz: so you don't get to 'see' the cheese others figure out
 rabbitgta: Hurdle more like hurt les
drewm1022: I kinda want to hear that synthwave track.
RTwo28: lol
 RandomTrivia: *BONK*
 ButButTheJesus: OOF
TheAinMAP: Might be
 RandomTrivia: 10/10 sound design
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's the reason in show jumping in real life the turn order is determined by slowest and most faults goes first
 jessicaengle: Fshoooooo!
 KaleidoscopeMind: "This might be pretty ok" BONK
 spethycakes: the ~thwack~ sound
 Fruan: hurtles
 jessicaengle:    ?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Hurt-les
 0x6772: @Fruan bravo
 KeytarCat: Power based on extension, and you have a refilling stamina
MegaDosX subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months!
 MegaDosX: GLUUUUUUUUURP
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 spethycakes: 
 KeytarCat: YOOOO
 SnackPak_:   
 rabbitgta:     
 baltimore_667083: wooo!
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SuperCrepuscularLlamaKappaWealth-_nsi6fAYHlf4_MTP
 RandomTrivia: 
 ButButTheJesus: ayyy
 lordveus: 
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEAAAHHHH
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/OutstandingBraveRadicchioBudBlast-6fBmM_18owyHYEIi
 A_Dub888: Good hurdles, 'Gurdles'
 LordZarano: It depends on how far out you hold your arms
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I genuinely said "Yeah" out loud by myself 
 baltimore_667083: BONK
 Getter404: Just straight up Glorpin' it. And by It, I mean my insurmountable waist-high hurdle.
 rabbitgta: Wow
 jessicaengle: Good glurpin.
 spethycakes: impressive
 ButButTheJesus: 
 TehAmelie: big strats!
 SquareDotCube: ever hurdle gurdle your hurdy-gurdy?
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ResilientCorrectGuanacoBudStar-EFdGHsib3XgCS78s
 jessicaengle: @ButButTheJesus I love this emote.
 A_Dub888: @SquareDotCube Not in polite society
 adept_nekomancer: weeee *bonk*  eeeeee *bonk* eeeeee *bonk*
 RandomTrivia:    
 lordveus: Nothing says peak athleticism like repeated cranial trauma 
Rytel: If the product was good, you wouldn't spend much on the marketing
 ButButTheJesus: @jessicaengle me too, katemotes are great-motes
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: this is Dave's Spokesman's home planet?
 lamina5432: evening
 jessicaengle: I love emote in general.  They're so fun.   
 0x6772: "at first"?
 spethycakes: LEGSCROTE!?
 KaleidoscopeMind: at first. at second. at the end...
 A_Dub888: @lordveus what a coinicidink, I've got the College Football final playing on another screen
 ohjanji: @spethycakes new word~
 rabbitgta: Happy when finish, seems legit for org...
 Garfman314: most of my family went to OSU
 Garfman314: i'm actively not watching football
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ArbitraryLaconicWormOptimizePrime-xeMZoK2y7WqEj2Pu
 DaxStrife: Nelly has a recurring issue with getting an arm stuck in stuff in Glurp. 
 A_Dub888: Hurdle "helper"
 margieargie: Right, the rocket equation is calculationg how likely you are to get stuck in a hurdle, right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @phoenixletmeuseadashd discussed before, G was asked if he would be willing to do stuff promotional for the Gluep people and he said sure if they know we exist
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 phoenixletmeuseadashd: oh no
 SnackPak_: 
 RandomTrivia: Oh no
MatzerKat: Repeat occurrences of that event have to be staggered a bit, seeing as how most participants are concussed afterwards
 RandomTrivia: A splint
 johnalogue: Ah, when I was in elementary school I thought rockets should have spring assisted launches, before I had any conception of how heavy a rocket was.
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gameslayer013: pretty good
gameslayer013: bop it
 RandomTrivia: It's bowls, not bowling
Rytel: I have never seen the giant platform version of this sport
 jessicaengle: 
 ohjanji: 
 MAPBoardgames: tapa tapa tapa
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 Shurtal: gotta gently yeet the eegg
 lordveus: Arm Straighteners, clearly a solid brand for the throwers of things 
 Pinwiz11: Less yeet, more yet
gameslayer013: it's on
 SymphonySolstice: Nice On
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 RandomTrivia: "strategy?"
 RandomTrivia:  
 MegaDosX: 0.07
TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 MegaDosX: Oh this is going to be a mess
 iris_of_ether: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TrustworthyAdorableRuffOSkomodo-kS3eMkk9xDo8Iipd
 CaptainSpam: Is this the hard mode set of events?
 0x6772: oh, yeah, use the body-wheel as a gear!
 A_Dub888: Nuts down Butts down
 Garfman314: half a turn deserves another?
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/StrangeUglyFoxPunchTrees-8tJVAK_-RxaZhGnz
 SymphonySolstice: it's interesting how this one is always easier to spin it in the wrong way than the correct way
 DarkMorford: Yeah, using your body as a drive wheel isn't the worst idea
RangerAlpha7: ONE
MatzerKat: Not 0!
 KaleidoscopeMind: >0
 RandomTrivia: More than zero!
 A_Dub888: not 0
 Thefluffiestguineapig: incorrect Ian, they’ve had this one on the easier level with this modification and it was still hard
 CaptainSpam: 0.1 is not zero!
Voidhawk42: Minimum possible score!
 Arclight_Dynamo: 
 RandomTrivia: Minimal Effort Award
 0x6772: @DarkMorford I think that may be trickier to orchestrate than we're imagining.
 lordveus: Right next to nothing
 0x6772: Okay, but maybe it can work.
 ButButTheJesus: oh, Cam won
 HorusFive: The epitome of "The only way to win is not to play"
 SquareDotCube: Or do an illegal move, like backflipping in figure skating
 DiscordianTokkan: Wasn't that essentially what Ray Gunn, the Australian Breaking lady did? Did that as a Protest against the IOC making rulings on Culture?
TheAinMAP: I think that happened in badminton once?
 KeytarCat: I think Intermediate is where the game stops being learnable for me.  If I sat down with it for a week, I could learn Beginner, and maybe some of intermediate.  But advanced?
 TheDangerWaffle: heyoooooo
 ButButTheJesus: 
 spawnofhastur: watching glurp speedrunners is insane.
 KBKarma: @thedangerwaffle hi
 baltimore_667083: sport ball!
 jessicaengle: 
gameslayer013: CRAB
 RandomTrivia:   
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 margieargie: 
Dog_of_Myth: 
 iarethel0ser: 
 ProcyonFlynn:  !
 PharaohBender27: 
 adept_nekomancer:  
 baltimore_667083:   
 CaptainSpam: 
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 KeytarCat: And it does have to be BOTH
TheAinMAP: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 ohjanji: 
 Phailhammer: 
 iris_of_ether:  
 ButButTheJesus:   
 calculated_uncertainties: 1000
 tidehollowcat: Coming at you from Baltimore it's the Crabs!
TheAinMAP:   
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: You have time to gab, you have time to crab
gameslayer013: two ball crab
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 jessicaengle: GAMING!
 0x6772: A strat!
 DaxStrife: Super Monkey Ball!
 RandomTrivia:  Let's GOOOO
 TheWriterAleph: go go go
 Easilycrazyhat: Grip the balls
 RandomTrivia: Going full QWOP
gameslayer013: a pom pom crab even
 0x6772: Cup those balls, Ian!
 Fruan: cue Ian noiser
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote balls
  LRRbot: Quote #2979: "Who let these balls in?!" —Ian [2016-07-13]
 DiscordianTokkan: Ian didn't even get to sit on them this time!
 TheDangerWaffle: @KBKarma hiiiiiiiiiiii
 spawnofhastur: the ian noise\
 jessicaengle: !findquote sports
  LRRbot: Quote #6115: "If everybody in the F1 drove like me, it would be a very safe sport." —Kathleen [2019-06-15]
 0x6772: "ian.wav" on my desktop
 RandomTrivia: IanNoise.wav
 spethycakes: who let the balls out? who? who? who who?\
 ButButTheJesus: more of an "ouuurrgh"
 TheDangerWaffle: 
 ohjanji: did not crab
 TheDangerWaffle: late crab
 KBKarma: Giving this a watch before bed.
 Crad0k: that can happen
TheAinMAP: 
 OldUncleDan: Department of Natural Fires.
 iris_of_ether: OH NO
 SymphonySolstice: hm. yeah
 0x6772: I was listening to that same podcast this morning, Ian. The "ooops all news special".
 PharaohBender27: 
 spawnofhastur: the ian noise sounding like siltstriders from morrowind
 couchboyj: Is the DNF distance based on the good ball or the bad ball?  The people demand tge details of ball measurement
 CodeIndigo: FIRE DOES NOT GO THERE
 0x6772: (Ian's referring to "Well There's Your Problem", a podcast about engineering, with slides.)
 TehAmelie: reminds me of a surgery by Dr Liston where he killed the patient, an assistant and a bystander
 Easilycrazyhat: "Pivot!"
 VorlonScout: I really do think that dealing with terrible Watch+Play game controls gives Alex an advantage in Glurp
 spawnofhastur: i once had to wrestle a half empty waterbed mattress out of a window. and. that sure was a thing.
 Izandai: 
 ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie goodness
Oscelot: @VorlonScout *snerk* It would make sense
 0x6772: Someone should try one ball at a time. Nobdy has yet.
 Easilycrazyhat: Gotta flail with a purpose
 RandomTrivia: Alex has developed the patience to do science
 Metric_Furlong: Ian
 jessicaengle: Flail slowly and steadily.
 tidehollowcat: Ian
 Shparky2197: I very much agree that W+P does give you jank skills
 Crad0k: IAN
 Metric_Furlong: Alex.
 ohjanji: that's a strat
 MAPBoardgames: "I resent that I am getting good at this game." -Alex, in relation to W+P
 CaptainSpam: You see the strat, and that's nice.
 RandomTrivia: Let's go Heather!
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/WiseNeighborlyOctopusBlargNaut-i08aXtkMdXvHe7aI
Oscelot: Let's go Heather!
 0x6772: Wait wait… the solution was "just play soccer
 sporkraptor: I almost missed the glurping!
 jessicaengle: 
 0x6772: ?
 MegaDosX: Oof
 ButButTheJesus: the new crab-punch-ball strat
 jessicaengle: @sporkraptor Made it!
 Strebenherz: panic crab
 adept_nekomancer: crab rave!
 0x6772: @adept_nekomancer Quite
 definenull: The same music plays whenever I'm in the tank in mtg
 CodeIndigo: "I made it! Where are my balls?"
 MegaDosX:    
 ButButTheJesus: where i'm like moving through molasses
 PhorrestGaze:   TEETH
 Crad0k: ugh, so many teeth
 iris_of_ether: I sure do have "running but moving way too slow"
 MegaDosX: Paul's dreams, pictured
 ghyllnox:  
 0x6772: IAN
 RandomTrivia: IAN
 MAPBoardgames: Less
josh___something: Ian no
 Diabore: ian why
 tidehollowcat: IAN
 Shparky2197: I'm not in with this please cube that
 0x6772: But then they'd have bones!
 ButButTheJesus: regular crispy or extra crispy crab
 OldUncleDan: Something like Chicken Skin.
 Getter404: No. I refuse.
 RealGamerCow: isn't that just octopus?
 RandomTrivia: Somebody take Ian's lav mic away
 WiJohn: So, a soft shell crab
 Arclight_Dynamo: The problem is you no longer have crab shells to make stock.
 neisan2112: Or chitlins
 Nigouki: but also crab leather
 spawnofhastur: Would anyone here try giant isopod?
 Garfman314: the muscles wouldn't be crabmeat
 TheAwkes: Deed fried shoft-shell crab.
 CodeIndigo: or trinkets
 Easilycrazyhat: Boneless chicken wings are just chicken nuggets. Don't @ me.
 KeytarCat: I like endoskeleton meat more than endoskeleton meat, so
DoomBringerIL: why is this so hard??
 Garfman314: it'd be more like.... uh....
 KeytarCat: Endo>Exo
 MAPBoardgames: Well, if the skin is delicious, than by tautalogically, it will be delicious.
 Shparky2197: Ian, I'm going to send you the bill for my therapist
 PMAvers: Well, you see, they've breeded a new strain of chickens that don't have bones. They're more like blobs
 jessicaengle: @Shparky2197 Good idea.  Chat let's all send our therapy bill to Ian.
 CodeIndigo: extruded chickenlike product
 WiJohn: It is tight at the top
 HorusFive: Nelly- still in 3rd
 spawnofhastur: Apparently giant isopods are delicious.
 KBKarma: Bed time for me now. See yez in the VoD. Night!
 Shparky2197: For legal reasons the preceding message was a joke
 0x6772: Doing your own dentistry is like doing your own car brakes: Don't.
 brainbosh: I mean I have a dental drill that I inherited form a wood worker
 OldUncleDan: So how does this work?
 A_Dub888: How do they work??
 Crad0k: 'i didn't buy the hovercraft' is a sentence that needs elaborating
 Shparky2197: Bye @kbkarma
 Metric_Furlong: it's a miracle
 KBKarma: Doesn't Bob Mortimer do his own dentistry?
 Arclight_Dynamo: No gravity, see.
 ghyllnox: Alex: "I have limits" Ian: "I have a show" 
 RandomTrivia: 
TheAinMAP: They fly now.
 Easilycrazyhat: Someone call ICP *right now*.
 Bruceski: The monkey floating there at the end feels ominous
 CaptainSpam: BOOM
Oscelot: NICE
 spawnofhastur: nyoom!
 RandomTrivia: We're speedrunning this now
 ButButTheJesus: LETSGOOO
TheAinMAP: 
 SymphonySolstice: shmoovin
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FragileFitLettuceMrDestructoid-EIg3eAZWzhaDjuO2
 0x6772: Paul, that's just Magneto.
 CodeIndigo: slam in the back of the glurpula
  Texan_Reverend: ICP has the chance to hop into chat and do the _funniest thing_
 spawnofhastur: kinda like how thor flies by throwing his hammer and not letting go
 Shparky2197: Satisfying clonks
 MAPBoardgames: "The bars! They're magnatized!"
 Garfman314: hashtag PierceTheMembrane
 Shparky2197: And evolve
 spawnofhastur: i think maxwell would approve of this use of magnets.
   LoadingReadyRun: @0x6772 has Magneto actually flied around like that at some point?
Oscelot: Those magnets are terrifying
 Shparky2197: Oh, I thought you meant that the electrical transformer was about to give it, and then explode
 Easilycrazyhat: "Good luck! We aren't responsible any more!"
 Shparky2197: Out
 0x6772: @LoadingReadyRun I think it's implied using repelling, rather than attracting, but yes, many times.
 spawnofhastur: I watched the Veritsium video about thermite a few days ago. And I thought. "Ian could do this."
 RandomTrivia: Oh that would be cool
 protojman: crokinole but magnets
 Cptasparagus: I have one about the size of my fist from my research job
 CodeIndigo: Sign here, it's your problem now
 MegaDosX: @spawnofhastur Oh no.
 ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun I imagine he tried it once and hit his head
 Arclight_Dynamo: I have seen curling that used dry ice "stones" on a granite surface.
Boon_33: magnets, how do they work?
 RandomTrivia: Superconducting quantum-locked curling
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Oscelot: @MegaDosX I'm pretty sure the moon base isn't insured for thermite use lol
 HorusFive: you could start with a Crockanole board with magnets for pucks
 RandomTrivia: 
 KeytarCat: Imagine one of the biiig magnets doing the flip flap to connect with the next one
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: If you hit too hard they blow
 PharaohBender27: 
 Fruan: wow
Boon_33: 90 foot jump
 MegaDosX: @Oscelot I don't think many places carry that kind of insurance
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: hence ettiqute
 spawnofhastur: @Oscelot they have a parking lot!
 RandomTrivia: WOAh
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: stylin!
 Easilycrazyhat: I always thought magneto flew by attaching metal to his costume.
TheAinMAP: Wow!
Oscelot: @MegaDosX for good reason lol
 fastlane250: Nyoom
 RandomTrivia: YEET
Boon_33: 300 foot jump
 KeytarCat: Holy DAYUM
 ButButTheJesus: NOICE
 Bruceski: I thought the belt was going the other way
RangerAlpha7: flailing forward is generally a good strategy if you don't know what to do
 A_Dub888: Matt "GAMEING" Griffiths
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Some of these are new to me
 ohjanji: flailing forward is my life strategy
 Shparky2197: Steacy with the perfect Goofy impression
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: @spawnofhastur Somewhere, the fire chief of Victoria just had a heart palpitation and doesn't know why
Boon_33: 45 foot jump
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 adept_nekomancer: Style points for the most chaos
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 jessicaengle: uhhh 
Boon_33: 15 FT JUMP
Oscelot: Pffffft
Boon_33: sorry caps
 0x6772: @LoadingReadyRun https://youtu.be/LQ9_QJZElEo?t=125 for example
 TehAmelie: and the metal bars on the board can be randomly magnetized
 ohjanji: ope
 KaleidoscopeMind: not last!
 Easilycrazyhat: Stuck the landing
 RandomTrivia: 
Oscelot: the DEAD stop XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RangerAlpha7 And when it's not, flailing backwards is instead
 public_key_reveal_party: Ian swings for the fences every time, and sometimes it works out
 CodeIndigo: premature glurpulation
 SymphonySolstice: time to get Bullied
 adept_nekomancer: Oh no, the bully orbs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
Boon_33: boy, touch my glurp
 Bruceski: "Attention Glurp competitor, you are in restricted airspace."
 jessicaengle: Quick! Deflect the bullies with humor.
 A_Dub888: Aren't most of these "the one where they bully you?"
 spawnofhastur: you know what would stop the bully balls? thermite.
 Shparky2197: Those are some big bullies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bruceski Wait, are the unknown drones Glurp athletes??????
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/QuaintOutstandingCoyoteHeyGuys-nqZyprckdbo3xmOI
 Crad0k: yeah, voltorb is *always* mean
 RandomTrivia: Voltorb literally blows up over anything, must have a traumatic backstory
 CaptainSpam: Geese are jerks.
 Strebenherz: Geese are angy
SaxPython: This would be an awsome style for Mega-Electrode
 spawnofhastur: Canada keeps all of its impoliteness in its geese.
gibbousm: we have geese at work. They suck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Geese remember being therapods and are just angry
 ButButTheJesus: we get multiple flocks here and they get in honk fights
 tidehollowcat: Ian what
 Strebenherz: Ianwhat
Boon_33: flappy
 CodeIndigo: @spawnofhastur what CAN'T you solve with thermite? nothing, that's what
 betweenmyself: 
 A_Dub888: Are birds coldblooded?
 spethycakes: 
 jessicaengle: 
 Garfman314: south for the summer, for example
 spethycakes: for Vendetta
 OldUncleDan: Geese are mild.  Swans are the real bastards of the Waterfowl family.
 Garfman314: chickens can fly, not well
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Boon_33: chickens, the fish of the land
 spethycakes: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope, Canadian geese are flighted
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
 baltimore_667083: hi raiders!
 Strebenherz: also, guard geese
 Strebenherz: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guard_goose
 spawnofhastur: If you look a chicken in the eye you can see that they know they used to rule the world.
 starmute12: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: meat chickens are certain domesticated breeds of geese can no longer fly
 RandomTrivia: The OUTPLAYS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yuuuuuuuuup
 jessicaengle: Hello Raiders! 
 adept_nekomancer: The secret corner
 KeytarCat: Chickengirls can double jump
 RandomTrivia: Outplaying those orbs
Boon_33: tied for optimal
 CodeIndigo: ask link about the chicken war
 Bruceski: Chickens remember when they were dinosaurs and are biding their time. Geese don't know they're not dinosaurs any more.
TheAinMAP: 
SaxPython: new meta
 OldUncleDan: Geese are pretty easy.  Just grab them by the body, and they become quite docile.
Boon_33: uhhh
 iarethel0ser: If you simply curl up in the corner the bullies stop bullying you.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bruceski No, they remember and that's why they are mad
Oscelot: I want to see this level with the mini modifier
 betweenmyself: make self smol
 PharaohBender27: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 Dog_of_Myth: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 spawnofhastur: Apparently the way you deal with an aggressive goose is to grab it by the neck and yeet it.
 ohjanji: quackquack
 jessicaengle: 
 ohjanji: 
 PharaohBender27: @Dog_of_Myth Same braincell! 
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 RandomTrivia: !quote 9136
  LRRbot: Quote #9136: "Some of these balls are quite tender." —Ian [2024-11-08]
Boon_33: new high score!
Oscelot: NICE
 Cptasparagus: gaming
 Dog_of_Myth: @PharaohBender27 Was just about to type that. 
Boon_33: thanks paul!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I have cassowaries and ostriches as my immediate argument of "Birds can be terrifying!! Dinosaurs don't have to be reptiles to be terrifying!!"
gnomebot1: I just found out that huge groups of turkeys flok into trees and Eletrical wires at night.  I Did not have my phone to tak4e a picture.  But 100+ balls of turkeys is amazing.
 jessicaengle: !lovepaul
 RatherLargeToad: Defying Glurpity?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul as always continues to be best
 jessicaengle: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 spawnofhastur: I know someone who's eaten cassoway.
 spawnofhastur: Apparently they're not very tasty.
Oscelot: We've found Nelly's event hehe
Boon_33: we all ove paul (me for selfish reasons)
 spethycakes: so fruitastic
Boon_33: 
Oscelot: @spawnofhastur I can only imagine they would be tough as heck. And bitter from all the spite.
 Strebenherz: I got menaced by a turkey once at a house.  It stuck it's head through a hedge and pulled a literal "HEY JOHNNY". It was spooky
 spawnofhastur: Dugong though, is apparently delicious.
 RandomTrivia: Ah, there it is 
 Dog_of_Myth: Bananas are for scale.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @spawnofhastur Because everything about them is either unpleasant or actively hazardous
 MAPBoardgames: Goal: get one
 couchboyj: Thats just what Big Fruit wants you to think
 VorlonScout: I assume you have to pile them up?
Boon_33: get fruited?
 Bruceski: Suika game Glurp edition
Oscelot: @Strebenherz Huh. Surprised. Ours around here are VERY used to people and just kinda dumb
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait
 RandomTrivia: Oh no!
Boon_33: neato 
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is now a puzzle game with BRUTAL time limit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is impossible added onto impossible
 A_Dub888: and James loosened it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yuuuuuuuup
 Thefluffiestguineapig: In jeans!
 RandomTrivia: Thanks Heather, that's very helpful of you
 PharaohBender27: Or the LRR highlight reel
 SnackPak_:  one!
Boon_33: who would have though they didn't know how to handle their bananas?
 Strebenherz: @Oscelot talking with the owner, that particular turkey apparently had a history of harassing delivery people.  didn't get attacked but the owner pulled a whole kinda "hands at the raptors" moment
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 PharaohBender27: I can't remember which one it was offhand, but it definitely was in a highlight reel
Oscelot: @Strebenherz Huh. Wild
Boon_33: 2!
 RandomTrivia:  TWO!
SaxPython: 
 adept_nekomancer: Double-fruiting!
 djalternative: LRL bit: irl suika game. no I don't have an idea on how this works
 CodeIndigo: petrichor?
 spawnofhastur: I need to buy some haboneros to eat raw.
Oscelot: MATT.
 RandomTrivia: Matt
Boon_33: need time to beat the fruit?
 CodeIndigo: thirty seconds to Carmen Miranda
 Strebenherz: @Oscelot It was both funny and slightly terrifying.  From "haha turkeys are funny" to "ohh this is just an angy little dinosaur glaring at me"
 ButButTheJesus: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
Boon_33: 2!
 DEATHlikescats: @codeindigo petrichor is a fave scent!
 MomoNo9: yes!
Oscelot: *wheeze*
 0x6772: Gross: don't do sex things in grocery stores.  Oh.
 DEATHlikescats: yusss moar glurp!
Boon_33: 2 for all?
 Strebenherz: @Oscelot like...  up close turkeys just look really hecking primeval
 Cptasparagus: nelly you can't just talk to the fruits like that
 PharaohBender27: Wait, is the Bartleby emote gone?
h3rsh3yb4r: i absolutely love drinking glurp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 Only after I think Ian and Matt combined broke the meta
 MomoNo9: IAN
 Strebenherz: Ianplz
 RandomTrivia: Ian pls
Boon_33: oofa
Oscelot: @Strebenherz Yep! It's always kind of wild to me just how docile and gentle ours are here. I regularly have to shoo them out of the street.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN
 spawnofhastur: have you seen the picture of lemons with nipple piercings?
 adept_nekomancer: Lemons aren't mammals, Ian
Boon_33: go ALX!
 CodeIndigo: !findquote nipple
  LRRbot: Quote #3170: "Why are you two obsessed with nipples?" —Heather, to Beej and Ian [2016-08-10]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather that is the entire ethos of Ian
 spethycakes: 
 ButButTheJesus: eau de Ian
Oscelot: @Strebenherz I've had some of ours come up within a few feet before because they thought I was going to feed them hehehe. Agreed
 PharaohBender27: Also can't get the Gibb emote, only 
josh___something: I... Ian?!
Boon_33: f*k smalling glurp
 Mystaira: @adept_nekomancer What about navel oranges?
 ThirdGames: It's discount gravity. so it's HALF off
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This one is on and off gravity
 spawnofhastur: https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/i8rbsu/thanks_i_hate_pierced_lemons/
Oscelot: OH NO that poor man
Boon_33: Borfs*
 RandomTrivia: *DONK*
 adept_nekomancer: @Mystaira I don't think they produce milk to feed their young.  Probably.
 Bruceski: On an etrog it's called the pitom, so I'd use that term.
Boon_33: drinnk more Glurp!
 Crad0k: spidermanunderrubble dot jpg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a good strategy
 Bruceski: Not quite the same
 RandomTrivia: "My planet needs me!"
Boon_33: grab a di-pole?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MomoNo9: those big bullies!
Oscelot: the gentlest smackdown lol
 Strebenherz: @Oscelot same people also have goats and those are tame.  also will casually eat anything.  watched them start chomping on the christmas wreath much to the owner's exasperation, run off when owner tried to retrieve it, then drop it on the ground.  goaty disrespect xD
Boon_33: DNF -19m
 CodeIndigo: Matt doing the ow is giving me life
 RandomTrivia: Matt that was CLEAN
 MegaDosX: Superman!
Boon_33: Woo!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 MegaDosX: Uh oh
 Strebenherz: OH NO
 RandomTrivia: 
Oscelot: @Strebenherz *snrrrrrk* goats are such shits. I love them
 MomoNo9: That was so mean!
 TehAmelie: all the way there AND back again!
 ButButTheJesus: 
Boon_33: Run!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz Goats are menaces. When you work on them as a vet tech if you fail to grab properly they will style on you by jumping on you to play king of the hill
drewm1022: Fuckin ninja Matt over here.
 spawnofhastur: do we remember matt using a drag queen walk to escort the egg?
Boon_33: Woo!
 spethycakes: 
 Strebenherz: @Oscelot absolutely
TheAinMAP: 
 RandomTrivia:   
 Bruceski: In my experience with goats they won't eat anything, but they will taste anything to decide if they want to eat it. Neighbor described them as "able to lick their way through a brick wall."
h3rsh3yb4r: what an incredible game
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Boon_33: 47. sec
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEESS
 DEATHlikescats:   
 Strebenherz: @Thefluffiestguineapig pfffffft
 spawnofhastur: @Bruceski fun fact that was a medieval form of torture
Treble252 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
 Treble252: GLUUUUUURP
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 Strebenherz: @Bruceski that would explain the chomp the wreath and then spitting it out
 shushu2539: haven't seen so much limb movement since "Going to the store"
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TangibleHonorableLeopardNerfBlueBlaster-W6dz0H5oVgrzSzqk
Boon_33: and we fly 
Oscelot: So clooooose
 PharaohBender27: 
Boon_33: 48.6 sec
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bruceski The way one large animal vet I once met described it as "goats will stubborn their way into destroying a shocking number of things. Some of that ends up in their stomach"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOOOO
 Bruceski: @spawnofhastur "fun"
Oscelot: Oh no x.X poor kids
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Robbed!!!!
Forlorgen: Substance for kids
h3rsh3yb4r: nelly have  you considered feeding your kids the gum gum fruit?
 iris_of_ether:  
 0x6772: I mean, children's bodies *are* way more resilient. We get more fragile as we age, steadily.
 HorusFive: Can I get one of those too? I could use a new model
 DEATHlikescats: fresh new bones
 jessicaengle: 
Boon_33: Glurp more glurp!
 PhorrestGaze: Full Paranoia style clones?
 ButButTheJesus: 
drewm1022: The Computer is your Friend.
 PharaohBender27: 
 spawnofhastur: my meat mecha definitely needs a bit of a touch up
 Tangsm: The exoskeleton fairy would have to be a thing
 HadesLeprechaun: Is Alex talking about The Substance?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @0x6772 They have more pluripotent cells plus hilariously they are bendier so when they fall they get less hurt
 ghyllnox: Should you not practice brushing?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm
 MomoNo9: That's how infections can happen
 0x6772: That seems weird with the degree to which Japanese people are broadly fans of Habit and Ritual.
Boon_33: brush your boners chat. (do not brush your boners chat)
 RandomTrivia: The buzzer beater!
Oscelot: DANG
 SnackPak_: yo
 PharaohBender27: The clutch!
TheAinMAP: 
 Julian_Rogue: No ian children are injection molded
 djalternative: you can't 3d print them... yet
 0x6772: @Thefluffiestguineapig Preciselyu.
 Strebenherz: "you can 3d print them" 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly with the hot take of "children pretty gross"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean there is a reason I work with animals rather than children
 RandomTrivia: smush
drewm1022: I feel like as soon as you see the producer eating the shrimp you should know that it is going to be body horror.
 djalternative: you can 3d print animals?
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm not one, but I feel like any parent would agree
 RandomTrivia: 
 CaptainSpam: WHAT
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Strebenherz: GAMING
Oscelot: HECK YEAH
 neisan2112: YOOOOOO
 0x6772: NELLY!!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Oh I am positive
 jessicaengle: gg
 RandomTrivia: LET's GOOOOO
 neisan2112: WUT
 ButButTheJesus: HYES
Boon_33: 48.00!
micalovits subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
 micalovits: GLUUUURRRRRPPP
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 DEATHlikescats: yasssss
Oscelot: *claps*
h3rsh3yb4r: NELSONICLES REX
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YYYYEEEAAAAAHHH
 RandomTrivia: ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE
TheAinMAP: 
 Transmuted_Elf: way to goooooooo
 ThirdGames:  
 Mystaira: That was AMAZING
 MomoNo9: I love whenever rolly body works
 spawnofhastur: Bojack Horseman referred to children as "little noise and snot factories" and he was right.
Boon_33: the skill
 James_the_Dabbler: Holy moly
Oscelot: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That last round was incredible
Boon_33: Woo Goatprince?
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VastQuaintPotatoCeilingCat-n6RuX2yPdIKLLRpm
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TransparentLightHamsterTBTacoRight-3PuVHTtUVVNupFZA
 MomoNo9: Thought he said "remain perfectly lotionless"
SaxPython: 
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/GoodSoftMuleOptimizePrime-_Ot1xiPUIYumdtlA
 0x6772: Great timing, I need to run off to a pair of friends' wedding party. Enjoy the Glurp, all.
josh___something: I'm always impressed at how good matt is at glurp
epsilon_vee: brb, brushing the bones of my skeleton
drewm1022: To be fair, I am perfectly lotionless.
Oscelot: @0x6772 Have fun!
MaladyDark subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
 MaladyDark: well then glurp away
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Boon_33: @MomoNo9 we don't support big lotion here, we're all natural 
 Shparky2197: So, how are we all today?
 TehAmelie: i'm potionless
 JKBalch: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HungryLongPelicanCoolCat-cE1MQD8Uijbov7yB
 jessicaengle: I'm oceanless.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @drewm1022 I have psoriasis so generally I have some lotion always
 DEATHlikescats: https://clips.twitch.tv/TameCrypticBeefRitzMitz-thrUPoNJvI7K80kK
Amazonian: who up slurping they glurp?
 TehAmelie: but hardly notionless
 Alas_Babylon: I need a bottle of your strongest lotion
 DEATHlikescats: just cus it was too perfect
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Have fun at the party!!
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh hi Amy
Oscelot: @Alas_Babylon Beej?!
Amazonian: You can't handle my strongest lotion Alas_Babylon
Amazonian: hi Dog_of_Myth!
 DEATHlikescats: it’s Glurp-o-clock!
 spawnofhastur: my pain medicine causes an increased appetite and frankly that's rude.
drewm1022: Amazonians, known for the poer of their lotion.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Alas_Babylon My strongest lotion would break you skin!
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 Alas_Babylon: @Amazonian It is you!
drewm1022: There was a w in there I swear.
morderschatten subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months, currently on a 28 month streak!
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 Amazonian: My strongest lotion? It'll kill you, traveler. My strongest potion will just get you very drunk
 Amazonian: OHH thank you dog
 Amazonian: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Amazonian I tried to make a line about the next joke and I think I didn't succeed 
 TehAmelie: in funny news, the time from when you hear a joke and get it is now called jestational period
 definenull: boooo
drewm1022: OUch.
 ButButTheJesus: @Amazonian how about your strongest PlayStation
 ButButTheJesus: @TehAmelie 
 spawnofhastur: @TehAmelie a joke is only a dad joke once it becomes apparent
drewm1022: Very different from the relaughtory period.
 Amazonian: @ButButTheJesus it's me. I'm the PS5.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @spawnofhastur I'm taking escalating psychic damage 
 Amazonian: Yes I can quote tiktoks, how are all you doing
 DEATHlikescats: @spawnofhastur take my eye roll as payment
 TehAmelie: :3
drewm1022: Ok, the refractory period joke needs work.
 Jadaris: @Amazonian 
 Amazonian: 
 ButButTheJesus: @Amazonian ooh, 10 TFLOPS is stronk
 DEATHlikescats: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
fuzzy_died subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
 fuzzy_died: Gluurp!!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I want to brag about this weird MtG thing I did. You ever play a game of MtG where the person expects you concede like 6 times but you just refuse and your stubbornness eventually means that you eek out a win because you board wipe everything and claw your way back?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: From 4 life to 14 against 19?
 ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 DEATHlikescats: hell yeah!
 DEATHlikescats: sweet victory!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was just like NO
 RandomTrivia: Thefluffiestguineapig Those are the sweetest wins, the ones where you *earned* it
 A_Dub888: glurp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I will not concede until its absolutely clear I will lose!!
 ButButTheJesus: glrp
gibbousm: GLUUUUUUURP!
 theHazeSystem: its glurpin time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gluuuuuuuuurp
ElektroTal subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 97 months!
 Garfman314: beej has not yet appeared
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ElektroTal! (Today's storm count: 51)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is beej ok?
 spawnofhastur: how are beej's wheels?
artacuno53: 50
 SkylerRingtail: Definitely misread that hoodies as OWO for a sec
 jessicaengle: Eminent Beej?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly you made the highlight reel with that last one?
 definenull: Please don't force the pachinko without their consent
 RandomTrivia: Play more rounds, drink more Glurp
 CodeIndigo: am beej okay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh sorry accidental question mark
Boon_33: X for violence via sport
 RandomTrivia: I'm sure Beej is fine, Chat.
 jessicaengle: I'm sure he's fine too.  We just like Beej.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AverageCrypticCheddarPeteZaroll-Zkzc4rG1Ux74oSSI
kusinohki: room camera almost needs a 'screen saver' mode where it just floats around the screen...
 RandomTrivia: Oof, this one needs a colourblind accesible mode
 CodeIndigo: but chat has no object permanence so beej go peekaboo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I misheard that as Ian saying the two genders were "subzero" and "scorpion" and that was very funny
 CodeIndigo: linkueifluid
 Garfman314: i think that's accurate
h3rsh3yb4r: what about reptile?
 Amazonian: A
 ButButTheJesus: @CodeIndigo 
 RandomTrivia: Welcome in, Beej!
 SkylerRingtail: Y for drop in?
 DeM0nFiRe: A
 jessicaengle: Uncle Beej!
 CodeIndigo: IT BEEJ
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome Beej!!
Boon_33: reset so someone other than the goat has a chance.
 RandomTrivia: A
 SnackPak_: a
 KaleidoscopeMind: A
 Amazonian: It's a dignified name
 Amazonian: A.
 RandomTrivia: Matt cosplaying as Surskit
 RandomTrivia: (or Gura_
 ThirdGames:     
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Garfman314 Honestly I would love to identify as an ice weilding ninja
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, what the hell is this event?
 CodeIndigo: padrinko
Boon_33: Bi Beej
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BrowneePointz: my phone just pinged me and I’m so mad I’ve been missing glurp
 Drasvin: Hi Beej
 micalovits: No, I am Michael
   LoadingReadyRun: Like Ninjas in Mortal Kombat, gender is a spectrum
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 MAPBoardgames: Is that a pool of glurp they're running across?
drewm1022: No. It's Becky.
 A_Dub888: We're all Micheal comrade
 micalovits: So... Is there a Michael Drop, like there is a Beej Drop?
 DEATHlikescats: the Michael in Heather is silent
 public_key_reveal_party: it's like that one vault from fallout, but michael, not gary
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun With Scorpion at one end and Subzero at the other
Boon_33: woo 2 extre meters
 DaxStrife: Some intense energy there from Alex.
 CodeIndigo: mortal kombat ninjas: the original rainbow mafia
 niccus: the mouthfeel is suspiciously familiar
 definenull: TIP
 Strebenherz: Ianplease
 CodeIndigo: ian
 RandomTrivia: IAN
 RandomTrivia: ALEX NO
kusinohki: Michael Five is ALIVE ... er I mean muted!
Boon_33: rip legs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Battery electrolite
 Crad0k: does tofu actually float?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tofu in piss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm laughing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So hard
 Garfman314: i'm concerned by the color of the piss
 Arclight_Dynamo: Tofu in Piss is my Made in Abyss sequel.
 VorlonScout: The green stuff is Plurg. Don't drink it.
Boon_33: gogo Ihorn jumper
 CaptainSpam: What's tonight's Safety Tofu, Kenny?
 tidehollowcat: 'tofu in piss' will be something I'm going to have a hard time purging from my memory
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So close
 spawnofhastur: there's a thai cuisine where they use bile as a flavour
 tehfewl: its french, Tofu en pise
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tofu in piss is going to be in my memory when I see bladder stones
 saucemaster5000: tofurine
 RandomTrivia: 
 RealGamerCow: at that volume, probably more than one person
 RandomTrivia: Let's go Beej!
Boon_33: To the Beej, and bejond
MeadyOchre: @spawnofhastur Hershey's chocolate literally uses a thing in bile as a preservative
 DEATHlikescats: mapo tofu in Urea sauce
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DEATHlikescats That's I hate it
 RandomTrivia: 
 ButButTheJesus: @saucemaster5000 thank you
Boon_33: diggy diigy BOMBS
 DEATHlikescats: bombs!
 Drasvin: Notably, Glurp's slogan is "Maximum Colors. Zero Taste"
 DEATHlikescats: rock and stone!
TheAinMAP: 
 jessicaengle: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 A_Dub888: 
 DaxStrife: Instant karma!
Boon_33: oofa
Oscelot: I don't blame you, Alex
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex "sometimes I regret reading chat" Steacy"
 djalternative: wait. Alex. you've never heard of chineese young boy piss soup?
 spawnofhastur: @MeadyOchre oh shit, long time no see. and this is why i'm glad i live in australia where hershey's doesn't exist.
 DEATHlikescats: @thefluffiestguineapig I do too. my brain is VERY creative
Boon_33: boom
 tidehollowcat: ALEX
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: 
 RandomTrivia: Channel your inner James, and fall in the hole
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DEATHlikescats Same, *deep sigh* same
Boon_33: DNF
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 jessicaengle: So close.
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: Rude
drewm1022: Insult.
 spethycakes: 
 DEATHlikescats: @thefluffiestguineapig my condolences 💐
 RandomTrivia: ROBBED
TheAinMAP: That would clear out the backlog.
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 singinnonsense: only had to sink in
 CodeIndigo: @drewm1022 meet injury
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But only do it once they are out of the post office. They already dislike Beej enough
 RandomTrivia: Wheeeeeeee!
Boon_33: Boom!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
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 Drasvin: Alex grabbed box and went flying
 RandomTrivia: 
 Strebenherz: PFT
Boon_33: Woo!
 DEATHlikescats: congrats!
 rogerivany: @DeM0nFiRe Thanks for the gift sub!
TheAinMAP: 
Boon_33: 45<>
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Celebrate genosity!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Eeeeeh, disagree Matt
h3rsh3yb4r: Ian's character is Robbie Williams today?
 ohjanji: LMAO
 ohjanji: same tho
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Heather that's so good!!
Boon_33: this is how extroverts exist.
 spethycakes: if only it were that easy for us
 RandomTrivia: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AttractiveHeadstrongSeahorseCeilingCat-mN5xwzuOIeCNUeFW
 RandomTrivia: !holes
  LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
 VorlonScout: And then you flee to the farthest corner. Checks out.,
 spawnofhastur: Ian going full Junji Ito today
 phoenixfeather14: 
 DEATHlikescats: oh noooo
Boon_33: holes you say?
 HbombAndFriends: Extroverts. THOSE people.
 DEATHlikescats: We must go DEPPER
 djalternative: !holes
  LRRbot: Do you ever just think about rest holds?
 RandomTrivia: BEEJ NO
Boon_33: tictok is back
 DEATHlikescats: yup
 HbombAndFriends: Goodnight, Glurpers.
 RandomTrivia: WOAH
 Cptasparagus: ill buy it
 spawnofhastur: marvel snap also went down.
Oscelot: Heck yeah Heather
 RandomTrivia: Heather going full Rock and Stone
TheAinMAP: 
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HyperRoughPoxTriHard-e9svzu9hyfgAe9m_
 DEATHlikescats: heck yeah Heather!
 BrowneePointz: they still have to find a buyer. They have 70 or 90 days and they’ve also put in a whole bunch of censorship after coming back up.
 Crad0k: worse than nothing, astonishing OG by the dems
Boon_33: hole for everyone!?\\
Oscelot: translocate with the box
 matthaus_c: inspiring holeplay
 definenull: Like a glove!
 DEATHlikescats: STAND in the place where it was, THINK ABOUT your place and wonder when the bomb will wreck you
h3rsh3yb4r: @BrowneePointz everyone's saying they put in a whole bunch of censorship but my FYP seems to be unchanged
kusinohki: now face glurp??
Boon_33: pretend you lost battery: here
 spawnofhastur: i'll be honest i never understood the entire... thing... about tiktok
 RandomTrivia: 
 DEATHlikescats: well done!
 BrowneePointz: @h3rsh3yb4r I had several friends who showcased how you cannot use the phrase “Free Palestine” without it getting flagged anymore
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePointz .......That is not good
 RandomTrivia: Oh no, the bear traps
 KaleidoscopeMind: one arm
 DEATHlikescats: oh gosh
 spawnofhastur: Alex has been taking performance enhancing watch and plays.
 jessicaengle: 
Boon_33: I want a cup of LRR castmember piss! (for science?)
TheAinMAP:   
 DaxStrife: Upper Class Twit of the Year here.
 RandomTrivia: Look at this gamer go!
 James_the_Dabbler: this might actually be helping
 DEATHlikescats: heck yeah!
 ButButTheJesus: "That's Brisk, baby!"
 jessicaengle: !gant
  LRRbot: --· ·- -· - / --· ·- -· -
 RandomTrivia: The skip!
 SnackPak_: daaaanng
 Garfman314: bounce off the back
TheAinMAP: 
josh___something: IMPRESSIVE
 DEATHlikescats: 13.13!!!
 ButButTheJesus: great googly moogly
 spawnofhastur: this reminds me of iam
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: going so fast there was motion blur
 spawnofhastur: Ian's shufflecat shuffle.
 DEATHlikescats: double luck!
 James_the_Dabbler: Heather kicked butt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: heather just has those skills
 BrowneePointz: is that like Oppan Gangnam Style Ian?
Boon_33: the world warp flute does that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather's skills are only surpassed by Cori
 DEATHlikescats: how long till AGDQ Heather speed run?
 Crad0k: you're supposed to use a special glove when you do that
Grimlai: Did not expect the DanDaDan reference from Ian, but at the same time, I feel like I should have
Boon_33: 20.56
 BrowneePointz: I gave myself so many blisters. My siblings did as well.
 DiscordianTokkan: Where does the Grapefruit come into play
frameshifty subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
 frameshifty: glurpin it up eh?
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, frameshifty! (Today's storm count: 57)
 RandomTrivia: BEEJ NO
josh___something: Mario party forbidden technique
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BEEJ
Boon_33: beej with the deets
 Cptasparagus: the yoshi spot
 public_key_reveal_party: my stream crashed after beej made that joke
 spawnofhastur: she spider on my man until i pete her parker?
 DEATHlikescats: I doubled ash on her cart till the blusparks come out
 DEATHlikescats: *doubledash
 BrowneePointz: Beej: I Mario on Her Party Until I *announcer voice* FINISH!
 jessicaengle: ha! 
 DEATHlikescats: @spawnofhastur now THAT is a banger!
 HorusFive: 50% of the time it works every time
 spawnofhastur: yeah that's what i say to my partners too.
 SquareDotCube: "Justin Bailey gives the girls what they really want"
Boon_33: snitch `tober at LRR
epsilon_vee: not here to win, just here to demonstrate sick moves
 spawnofhastur: @DEATHlikescats i stole it from a rap song, so...
 jessicaengle: !gant
  LRRbot: Consider reducing FFB gain.
 Diabore: whoa A?
Boon_33: Flagellestic
 DEATHlikescats: @browneepointz 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Diabore: whos* A?
   LoadingReadyRun: It doesn't always work, but when it does....it works
 TehAmelie: flagellate that track
 DEATHlikescats: @spawnofhastur true bard level prose
 VorlonScout: @Diabore Matt.
Boon_33: it's a spasm, let's see how this pays off cotton.
 DEATHlikescats: you got dis
 RandomTrivia: *DONK*
Boon_33: we can live here
 DEATHlikescats: time enough at last
Boon_33: Woo Batteries?
 Garfman314: the one spin!
Boon_33: spin spin spin the wheel of morality?
 spawnofhastur: hell yeah 2 pi radians!
 RandomTrivia: Lock in a good score
 jessicaengle: Power Slice!
 DEATHlikescats: the Nelly gambit
  bv310: Call that the Price Is Right bid.
 DAC169:  drink all the Glurp! 
Boon_33: woo?
 RandomTrivia: "need" is a strong word
 MomoNo9: Doesn't everyone need a price is right wheel?
 SnackPak_: a big one would be nice for the office
NoNane09 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
 NoNane09: Nice.
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 SquareDotCube: drum wheel
 DEATHlikescats: it’ll break down so easy
 spawnofhastur: you could keep the price is right wheel with the guillotine!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian wants to know after the last TTSF since he realized he didn't
Boon_33: fire extinguishers: atleast 3
Twilight_Spark subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 47 months!
 Twilight_Spark: glurrrrp
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Boon_33: yay safety
Oscelot: I think we're finding right now that there needs to be a LRR safety briefing lol
 DEATHlikescats: this is a great trivia game y’all should play for LRL. where’s all your safety equipment located
 RandomTrivia: The tech!
kusinohki: would a scale model of the wheel work?
Boon_33: Woot!
 jessicaengle: Go go go!
 spawnofhastur: beej have you been glurping on your own time?
 matthaus_c: literal elbow grease
 ButButTheJesus: 
 neisan2112: GAMER BEEEEJ
 Shadwhawk: Domination
Oscelot: Holy heck Beej, dang
 RandomTrivia: 
 jessicaengle: Bnuy!
 DEATHlikescats: heck yeah
frank_the_great: Pog
 MegaDosX: @matthaus_c You can buy some at the store, it's near the headlight fluid
Boon_33: pro strats
 djalternative: oh right. I just realized DF has been on and LRR hasn't actually done Mario Party Jamboree yet. I'd love to see them tackle pro rules
Boon_33: Woot!
frank_the_great: The strat has been found
 MegaDosX: @djalternative Aren't the pro rules in Jamboree kinda brutal?
Boon_33: GOAT
 Garfman314: i dont want to work, i just want to spin on my wheel all day
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DUDE
 djalternative: @MegaDosX that's the idea
 RandomTrivia: 
 DEATHlikescats: very demure, Nelly. very mindful
 BrowneePointz: it’s called Oozaru form
 matthaus_c: @MegaDosX secretly it's just WD40
 MegaDosX: @djalternative I think normal Jamboree would be enough shenanigans for them to get a stream out of it. The pro rules might be too brutal tbh
 MomoNo9: @Garfman314 but sometimes the wheel IS work
 Strebenherz: what
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Boon_33: physics
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry
 ButButTheJesus: Ian. YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: i don't know which of these things is the real thing
 Costar_s: that's not how the weak nuclear force works!!!
Boon_33: 1 wario= s sun per .045 secs
 jessicaengle: 
 DEATHlikescats: just make sure your coolant rods for Warriors don’t have graphite tips or He’ll blow his top!
Master_Gunner: EGG
 spethycakes: 🥚
 SymphonySolstice: e g g
gibbousm: EGGS!
 A_Dub888: e g g
 spawnofhastur: this is matt's event
 RandomTrivia: E G G
 matthaus_c: huevo
 ButButTheJesus: AEUG
 iarethel0ser: E G G
 DEATHlikescats: *Wario
TheAinMAP: 
gibbousm: Where's Wheeler?
 airylan: e g g
 MegaDosX: e g g
 definenull: Egg meet basket
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this the drag queen walk one where that strat is best
 TehAmelie: it's just a prop
 ohjanji: E G G
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also this might be tech
 spawnofhastur: ouef's mayonaisse
 PharaohBender27 returns from dinner in time for 
Boon_33: woo competant egg rolling
josh___something: SMOL!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather makes a lot look easy
 jessicaengle:  
 Arclight_Dynamo: OVA? An ova?
Boon_33: 200 ft
 Thefluffiestguineapig: See that Jacob and Heather stream for reference
 spethycakes: that was EGGcellent
 definenull: And watch nobody replicate that
 DEATHlikescats: Oeuva
 matthaus_c: hell oeuf an event
 niccus: maybe you can full send
 ohjanji: get good honey
Oscelot: *snerk*
 jessicaengle:  Amazing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Replicatable
 HorusFive: Beej- reformed scrub
 spawnofhastur: i dub this the superman
 DEATHlikescats: old school football style
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 anyavamps: awww yiss
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kusinohki: whose child was it that called alex a scrub playing magic in that one sketch??
 DEATHlikescats: cheugy went to the farm upstate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's not worth the stress
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SpotlessConfidentSamosaPJSalt-wKg1t--dsiESzZ7p
 Mindfire13: I only know of Cheugy from Pokemon
 DEATHlikescats: lol
 spawnofhastur: the tiktok meme that escaped containment to me was the borzoi one
 DiscordianTokkan: Cheugy made it into Pokémon Scarlet and Violet... but it was the older school Director saying The Kids had called him it
gameslayer013: lmao
 DEATHlikescats: love yalll
 ButButTheJesus: Beej
 airylan:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That made me laugh so hard
 kragmabutch:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 KeytarCat: 
 Mindfire13:   
 tidehollowcat:   
 micalovits: I just woke up my cat from snorting to loud
josh___something: BEEJ
 spethycakes:   
 baltimore_667083: 
 DEATHlikescats:    
 PharaohBender27: 
josh___something:   
 DEATHlikescats: ooh
 MegaDosX: Blahaj everywhere
 DaxStrife: A trans bar just looks like a laundrymat.
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 ghyllnox: What do gay and lesbian bars look like Beej
 PhorrestGaze: It's in vr chat
 SymphonySolstice: 
 electric_claire: I've been to a trans bar, it's like a bar but with trans people in it.
 DEATHlikescats: big Shark theme
 BrowneePointz: It’s a lot of software developers, wearing cat girl, headphones with comfy sweaters
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean kind of yeah
Oscelot: I meeeean
 SkylerRingtail: Trans bar is the speakeasy that no one can really proves exists, but is secretly the best bar around.
 micalovits: That sure sounds like a TransFem bar
 DEATHlikescats: I meannnnn
Pteraspidomorphi: As a vrchat user, I can confirm
 kragmabutch: with tables for warhammer, of course
 MegaDosX: @electric_claire Imagine that.
 PharaohBender27: Oh, noodle arms
 KeytarCat: damn, got me pegged
 airylan: @BrowneePointz I mean. =^_^=
 spethycakes: gimme those delicious noods!
 TehAmelie: internet cafes is the closest i've been to hanging in bars so it checks out
 Fruan: sqibbly arms!
 SkylerRingtail: Bars are just too loud for me though
Oscelot: That sounds horrible
 DEATHlikescats: lesbian bars are so rare tho
 Arclight_Dynamo: Clubs suck. Pubs rock.
 DEATHlikescats: agreed
HavenDragon: nonbinary bar is me staying at home and pouring myself a whiskey
 ghyllnox: So what's a transmasc bar look like?
 PharaohBender27: Ooof, those types of clubs
 WriterRaven flops back into chat after a semi-successful FFXIV raid night
 DEATHlikescats: honestly true
 djalternative: but problem is bars are also dimly lit
Oscelot: @HavenDragon *highfive*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkylerRingtail For me only way I can be in a bar is for bar trivia when they have the music off and only noise is trivia related
heartofgoldfish: Bad Reasons To Learn Sign Language would be a funny crapshot
 ArdCollider: I went out for German food with @Mollylele once and we all resorted to the Big Words app on iOS because the sausage bar was playing oontz oontz techno way too loud.
johnalogue: but learning sign language to insult people lets them insult you back way better
 BrowneePointz: @ghyllnox from what I know, a typical Gay Bar
 Mindfire13: I would have learned sign language instead of Spanish in school if it was offered
 theHazeSystem: @ghyllnox whatre some trans masc stereotypes? xD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ArdCollider ..........
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Mai_Andra: "If those kids could hear you, they'd be very upset right now."
 djalternative: Oh. I learned fuck you in sign language when I was a kid
 ohjanji: out there conning people with ASL hahaha
josh___something: Just learn sign language to call them a scrub
 DEATHlikescats: @ghyllnox topless section is just hella supportive and lovely
frank_the_great:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnalogue Hilariously the huddle in sports was developed by a deaf school football team because the first time they couldn't sign plays the first time they played another deaf school
 Strebenherz: theh "have you heard about ffxiv" meme but in sign
 schordash: yessss!! heather! it’s so cute!
 betweenmyself: A Sign of Affection is great 
 Mollylele: @ArdCollider der oontzwurst
 Singenmeister: To be fair, Mormons being open letting trans people into the church is *technically* an improvement.
 Shparky2197: Oh, media which is new to me
 PharaohBender27: I haven't gone out to bars much since the early 2020 other than some get-togethers, but I prefer ones where any in-house music isn't just deafening.
 SquareDotCube: or swear in ficticious languages like Klingon
johnalogue: We don't get a whole lot of options for language
 spawnofhastur: i find it very interesting that in English the swear words tend towards being sexual or scatological, while French swears tend towards being religious.
 djalternative: yeah. learn to swear in foreign languages so you can get away with it in school. that's advice, kids
 DEATHlikescats: barcades are awesome
kusinohki: zut alor is the closest thing to a swear I know in a foreign language...
 anyavamps: I'd say come dance with me at the Goth club, but I'm a bad dancer so don't
 HorusFive: meet on the internet like god intended
 VorlonScout: I recall that my high school French teacher was basically "These are the swear words you're looking for. OK, now let's move on."
josh___something: Tabarnak (or however you spell it)
 ohjanji: also it's really humid
 Arclight_Dynamo: A bar that is just thick smoke and a blaring klaxon.
 DEATHlikescats: @anyavamps best clubs are goth clubs
johnalogue: Yuctatan Stan's Sensory Overload Hype Van
 ghyllnox: That's a club, yeah
 anyavamps: @DEATHlikescats heck yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @spawnofhastur I mean France historically was more defined by the church and Catholic/protestant things wheras English is all Protestant nonsense with sexuality (sorry my history Masters is showing)
Oscelot: That was a SOUND XD
 spawnofhastur: @Thefluffiestguineapig don't worry if you give me enough time i'll let my anthropology degree start showing
 betweenmyself: 
 SnackPak_: that was so brave, Nelson
 Shparky2197: I didn't know that the Sensory Overload Hype Van for Yucatan Stan's Mountain Man Slam Can had a brick and mortar location.
Oscelot: @spawnofhastur I love this chat
 Sorator13: wow, that's something to tune in to, Heather
 matthaus_c: all men come with a little yellow button
 ghyllnox: Happens to a lot of guys Nelly, thankfully it's a skill
 spawnofhastur: Nelson is secretly the singlee most savage member of LRR
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/RockyConfidentMochaPeteZaroll-qB7GMhAzxWQFwTgw
 miniMacGuru: I need to re-listen to the Sensory Overload Hype van episode again. It's just a great bit.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm going to be honest, the best club I've ever been to was a dedicated kink club because all of us were neurodivergent, so the music was a reasonable volume, consent was aggressively enforced and there was a dedicated comfy hangout room
josh___something: Nelly has some real slam dunks sometimes
 Shparky2197: I'm sad to say that I've internalised so much Qwerpline that I remembered all that from the dome.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A club with provided comfy blankets and chairs is perfect for me
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig That honestly sounds rad
 TehAmelie: skid marker pro, do they also sell underwear?
 spawnofhastur: @Thefluffiestguineapig one of my professors did an ethnology on a kink club.
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig Niiiiiice
gameslayer013: doing everything you can?
 ghyllnox: @Thefluffiestguineapig That sounds like a club that'd be popular with neurodiv people who weren't even into kink
 neisan2112: Oh these aren't powered, they're just wheels
 djalternative: oh. speaking of, who here all saw Crazy Taxi with the live band?
 Shparky2197: Wait, aren't they powered
 BrowneePointz: roses are red, violets are blue, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2
 Shparky2197: Press buttons
 theHazeSystem: @djalternative yes it was amazing
 HorusFive: The direction you're facing is the correct direction, right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am so sad that at least locally all the public dedicated kink stuff died during covid because they couldn't afford the rent
 Shparky2197: They are powered
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah, I think that probably happened everywhere sadly
johnalogue: @Thefluffiestguineapig I assumed that it was related to that particular conflict
 ghyllnox: Depends where you put the wheels
 CaptainSpam: Nicely glurped.
 RandomTrivia: *DONK*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox it could be but they didn't advertise it that way because the space was small and they wanted people who wanted to do flogging to have space if that makes sense
 PharaohBender27: I actually stopped going to official dances in college because I went to one in Freshman year and it really was one where the music was so loud you could barely hear who you were talking to, face-to-face, even when yelling at the top of your lungs. If you can't comfortably hold a conversation, hard pass.
 spawnofhastur: alex was moonwalkin'
 SnackPak_: eating it while running hurtles is no joke
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Weirdly locally the swingers club is still going but the number of times they have had to close due to the majority of the staff getting Covid is so high that no one in the local kink community will use their space. It's wild
nevermore913: We definitely didn't have hurdles in gym class
johnalogue: @PharaohBender27 public music volume is a crime
kusinohki: I think it was HS, there was a hurdler who didn't try to jump over but basically kicked the top to knock every one over
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Yeah, for sure
 ghyllnox: @Thefluffiestguineapig 100%. I just know that the most popular club in my city is the gay club, because they let in 18+ people in, so all the highschoolers go there. The rest are 21+ because they don't want to have to worry about people washing off their "M"s
 TehAmelie: Alex took two hurdles in a normal, non-concussed fashion, that may be a record
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig *Yikes*
 Sorator13: Alex being confused by the controls, but it's not W+P?
 PharaohBender27: I suddenly remember doing hurdles in middle school, and my PE teacher yelling "You jump like a horse, [PharaohBender]!"
 Sorator13: fascinating!
 matthaus_c: you could try to french /at/ band
 rabbitgta: Art is > gym imo
 ghyllnox: @PharaohBender27 Compliment, I hope?
   Anubis169: everybody had their fill of glurp?
 neisan2112: Marching band counted as my PE in High school
 theHazeSystem: @Thefluffiestguineapig oof. gotta love pandemic deniers
 ButButTheJesus: @Anubis169 MOAR
 Sorator13: @matthaus_c as I recall, there was a lot of success with that, yes
Mai_Andra: I disliked art class because it was supposed to be a biology class, but the school didn't have any science teachers. 
 PharaohBender27: @ghyllnox Pretty certain it wasn't. Also he was calling me by the shortened version of my IRL name that I hate
 Arclight_Dynamo: I got to take photography for my art credit. I really liked it - got to run the dark room.
 DEATHlikescats: @mai_andra aww that sucks:(
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 I did hurdles in high school track (I only did track because my mother insisted I needed a minimum number of extracurriculars for college apps) was the slowest and shortest person on the team and boy was it a nightmare. Now I help ride and train horses and jumping them is way more fun 
 ghyllnox: @PharaohBender27 Eugh. My gym teacher was also not great, but he didn't insult me to my face
 CaptainSpam: The jukes!
 jessieimproved: @Thefluffiestguineapig I was also the shortest person in track but I ran the mile
 spethycakes: WOW
johnalogue: @ghyllnox Reminds me of when I passed a gym teacher in the hall at HS and they said I should seriously consider ballet. I'm fairly confident it *was* a compliment.
 micalovits: That was insane
 matthaus_c: format solved
Oscelot: *dang*
 rabbitgta: Wow
 DAC169: 3! 
 NotCainNorAbel: 
   Anubis169: Physics!
 Fruan: Gaming
 ButButTheJesus: encroyabl!
 DEATHlikescats: so perfect!
 public_key_reveal_party: matt with the parry strats
 SeismicLawns: ball and chain shield
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ohhhhhh
   Anubis169: blob blob!
 spawnofhastur: i prefer to not think about mr blobby ever.
 MegaDosX: "YES CLAUDIA?"
Oscelot: @johnalogue Ballet is TERRIBLE for your legs and feet unfortunately
 DaxStrife: At the soup store?
 ghyllnox: Daaaamn
 MegaDosX: Heather is seeing the Matrix
 neisan2112: WHAT A FUKCIN GAMEEEEERRR
Oscelot: Heather gaming out of her mind here
 ButButTheJesus: @DaxStrife why are you buying friends at the soup store?!
 rabbitgta:      
   Anubis169: WOW
 djalternative: the drawer to the shark dimension?
 Shparky2197: I miss Feed Dump. That's how I first encountered Mr Blobby
 RandomTrivia: 
 neisan2112: HOLY SHITTT
 micalovits: Wow
Oscelot: WOW
 matthaus_c: ayo
 CaptainSpam: 
 spethycakes:  
 Fruan: HEATHER
frank_the_great:    
 JKBalch: Amazing
 RandomTrivia:    
 DEATHlikescats: yassssss
 LurkerSpine:    
Oscelot: DANG
TheAinMAP:   
 rabbitgta:    
 MegaDosX: Heather too strong pls nerf
 Sorator13: wooooow
QuietJay: 
 WiJohn:   
   Anubis169: Round of applause chat!
Mai_Andra:   
 Diabore: master class
 public_key_reveal_party: to be fair, giving people soup is a decent way to make friends as an adult
 singinnonsense:  
nevermore913:   
 head_cannon:   
 neisan2112:      
 DAC169:  0! 
 NotCainNorAbel:  
TheMyrdin:    
 DEATHlikescats: legendary!
 iarethel0ser:    
 jessicaengle:   
 phoenixfeather14: 
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 100
frank_the_great: Alright, now just get -1, EZ
 RandomTrivia: Let's fuckin GOOOOOO
 schordash:   
 DEATHlikescats:      
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather continues to be the GOAT
 matthaus_c: we are not used to competence
 MomoNo9: Heather is the gamiest gamer
 Peter_Chordash:   
Oscelot:   
 Mindfire13: We got a gamer here!
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 PhorrestGaze: 
VerdantBananas: helloooooo highlight reel
 DEATHlikescats:       
 KeytarCat: That was only possible BECAUSE of the ball and chain!
 tidehollowcat: Best singular round of Glurp in LRR history!
 DEATHlikescats:        
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig I did do track (distance races) and cross-country in high school, and was decent. It was actually how I built a social life in high school. Feels a little tainted because the coach was rather bigoted, and there was an incicent a few years after I graduated that made that impossible to turn a blind eye toward, which is sadly what I did during high school. 
 RandomTrivia:  Welp
 Strebenherz: PFFFT
 MegaDosX: Good start
 averythetiger: Assigned Gamer at Glurp
frank_the_great:    
 NotCainNorAbel: no, this seems like RC
johnalogue: @Oscelot I've heard it makes you incredibly strong or something and requires a lot of practice, which i am fundamentally opposed to
epsilon_vee: nowhere to go but up
Astramentha:     
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ThirstyMushyDonkeyKeepo-o1g328LKOWxstrdx
 rabbitgta: I've seen rhythm cafe and usually it is ian muking things up imo
Oscelot: @johnalogue It can make you quite strong, but my mom did ballet so I've seen first hand how badly it'll screw you up. >.<
   Anubis169: hehehehehe
Mai_Andra: high score!
nevermore913: Ian won right he got the highest score
frank_the_great: Damn, Ian is creaming y'all. 11 is super high
 KaleidoscopeMind: ok!
 Mindfire13: I hope that whole time goes into the highlights
TheAinMAP: !schedule
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 spawnofhastur: I specifically decided to choose a ringtone I know no-one else would ever use. So I chose Stress by Justice.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Weirdly doing track and being as slow as I was should have been a red flag because at 21 I got diagnosed with congenital hip malformation, got surgery because they discovered every step I had been destroying my joints
   Anubis169:  BALLS
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/QuaintAgreeableWallabyPJSugar-0_9b-udhM-BmBWpM
 rabbitgta: Stressed
 CaptainSpam: Bully Ball.  "Isn't that just already dodgeball?" "Nooooooo."
 SymphonySolstice: 
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig OUCH
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig WOOF
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oooohh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Momentary strat
 DEATHlikescats: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThankfulDeterminedMochaMau5-DzMitTtDTSw-MVd3
Mai_Andra: new high score
 betweenmyself: all that fedora wearing, leaning back and forth, making high pitched “EEE HEEE!” sounds by Alex put me in mind of Smooth Criminal 
 DAC169: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ProductiveSpoopyLasagnaHassanChop-MBcvK21uqAgEftQ8
 jessicaengle: Yeet!
 rabbitgta:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait
HavenDragon: banana for throw
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, it's not my tv or my eyes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This man took all of Steven King's cocaine
 Strebenherz: LIFTOFF
 HorusFive: He had to return to his planet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET
NinTheFolf: ZOOM
 iarethel0ser: My people need me!
 MegaDosX: "I have to go now. My planet needs me."
 TehAmelie: längdkastsbanan (joke just for the Swedes)
 WriterRaven: Squiddala, we are off!
 MegaDosX: That's an awful lot of cocaine Alex
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SlickExquisiteMeerkatRaccAttack-DNJWRPp_OG084TdT
 Nigouki: touch banan
 MegaDosX: Oh no
 spethycakes: 
Oscelot: Oh no
 ButButTheJesus: OKAY
 MegaDosX: "This goes here."
 ohjanji: YEET
   Anubis169: Clap
TheAinMAP: 
nevermore913: Solid
 spawnofhastur: i just laughed so hard i almost passed out
 asddsa28: good on
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts, I'm laughing so hard
 Sorator13: grasp it delicately by the shaft
 MegaDosX: This game is great for incapacitative laughter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Correct
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EsteemedPoisedArmadilloTakeNRG-hAm2kmB8Msa6-yDj
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have never seen this sponsor before and it's beyond hilarious
nevermore913: Banana is a bad ball
 HadesLeprechaun: touch the banan gently like hamburger
 DEATHlikescats: they’re looking for new Eva pilots
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooooo
   Anubis169: still good though!
 Sorator13: 
nevermore913: Crushed it
 PharaohBender27: Still in the lead!
 MegaDosX: 9/10 idea, 2/10 execution
 spethycakes: that is a very rigid banana 
 betweenmyself: get in the GLURP, Shinji
 MomoNo9: That was fantastic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now can it be recreated?
 ButButTheJesus: wheee
 jessicaengle: @nevermore913 Except in Bananaball
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My prediction is no
 Strebenherz: oh god my sides
 MegaDosX: Firmly grasp the banana
TheAinMAP: Oh no!
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooooooooooo
 ButButTheJesus: HYES
HavenDragon: OH NO
 BusTed: 
   Anubis169: There's still time!
 MegaDosX: Oh no.
 Sorator13: OH NO
Oscelot: ya YEET!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RUN
ancientspark: Mistakes were maaaaaaaaaaade
frank_the_great: RUN
 foopoiuyt: Hah
 ohjanji: uhhhh
 TehAmelie: it's not over yet
 RealGamerCow: the smile when he landed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Team Rocket blasted off AGAIIIINN
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: I believe I can flllly
 MomoNo9: Where is he?!
 ohjanji: welp
 ButButTheJesus: I admire the spirit
 spethycakes: 
 RealGamerCow: SubOcean!
Oscelot: amazing
 MegaDosX: Holy shit he broke Glurp
 spawnofhastur: WE FOUND THE SUB OCEAN
 micalovits: Found the bug!
 tidehollowcat: Success!
frank_the_great: IT's kinda like the sub-ocean
 WiJohn: Retire champion
 HorusFive: every other Wednesday at sometime
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgreeableAbstemiousSalmonBabyRage-m57Qo3G-_t25TVxn
  MrPhlip: it's just the camera being mean
 ohjanji: there was an attempt
 PharaohBender27: 
 MomoNo9: That's so mean!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breahte
 DAC169: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AffluentFairSnakeFloof-FFmTNzJBSi9C8mXP
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgileObedientMallardSoonerLater-ofWYuhb-mSMwPCVX
 ProcyonFlynn: !findquote banana
  LRRbot: Quote #7727: "Bananas or death!" —Paul [2021-08-13]
 MegaDosX: So when are you guys doing banana tossing for LRL?
 spawnofhastur: i need hopsital
 PharaohBender27: 
 ButButTheJesus: ayyyy
 matthaus_c: @MegaDosX that might be against TOS
Oscelot: Clean!
TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: the dunk!
 Shparky2197: Just planted that banana
 Drasvin: 
HavenDragon: neatly first place
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ImpossibleRelentlessAppleCurseLit-3xWrWFSUeTLLjo6z
 HorusFive: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HorribleImpartialSlothPhilosoraptor-b0Z-Ooca4fD_PHyb
TheAinMAP: 
kusinohki: eat the banana, thus, disarming him...
 MegaDosX: Gotta touch the butt...on
 ghyllnox: There's nothing morally wrong with not having been to a gay bar, but it's an experience you can have if you want to check it off
   Anubis169: PHRASING!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki Thank you!
 Garfman314: are we still on intermediate
 ButButTheJesus: oh my
 spawnofhastur: the good part!
 McBannin: let him through the button, touch the balls!
 Shparky2197: Thanks beej
Oscelot: Beej oh my gods lol
 ohjanji: vwomp strats
 ButButTheJesus: waow
 RealGamerCow: I've been to several gay bars, but all in the same town, Provincetown
 matthaus_c: all men want is to touch the button
   Anubis169: ghyllnox: Been in one, didn't realise it was a gay bar... had good b33r and went about my day 
 matthaus_c: Rattle & Squeak is an alternate universe video game duo
 djalternative: just dunk Alex in lubricant
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c I would argue is all women want is partners to know that is the goal
 DEATHlikescats: didn’t know until last week WD40 is fish oil!
   Anubis169: that could totally be a pub here
   Anubis169:  (i got it x_x)
 GasCityGaming: I just learned that old pub were called like, "the dancing cat" cause that's what the picture was and people could describe the picture, even if they actually couldn't read the sign
 spawnofhastur: @Thefluffiestguineapig apparently finding the button is only step one, then you've got to know *how* to press the button.
 PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 Reminds me of a story about my late grandfather going into a trans bar back in the day and it taking him a while to figure out what the deal was
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DEATHlikescats I didn't know that until today1!
 NotCainNorAbel: British Pub or Movie Bar
 ButButTheJesus: @GasCityGaming TIL
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig WD40 is made of fish!? 
   Anubis169: PharaohBender27: if we have those here, they don't advertise
 CaptainSpam: Oh, wait, Livin' At The Corner of Dude and Catastrophe?  Yeah, that was Front and Brad Sucks.
 ghyllnox: @Anubis169 Conversely I don't drink (but I am queer), and I've made a point of checking the gay bars in my city out, just to say I've been
   Anubis169: The World's End
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @spawnofhastur It's almost like communication is actually key
 DEATHlikescats: @thefluffiestguineapig eyyy! glad to pass on the fun trivia!
   Anubis169: I've been in The World's End 
Oscelot: World's End was so strange but so relatable
 ghyllnox: @PharaohBender27 Wait a trans bar is a thing??? 
 HadesLeprechaun: all the names/logos relate to the event that happens there
greenday61892: I love The World's End more than most apparently
 JosephDeath: Every pub name has a direct link to whats going on in that part of the story
greenday61892: Like it's not Hot Fuzz or SotD but I LOVE it all the same
 Hangedman: we have a "The Jolly Taxpayer" here, which is quite a name
 ThirdGames: I loved The World's End. I liked it more than Shaun of the Dead. But it still comes second to Hot Fuzz for me
 Morrigan9: better then megalopolis
Oscelot: @ThirdGames tbf Hot Fuzz is peak
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ThirdGames Hot Fuzz is soooooo good though
 PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 Well, this would have been an era where they *definitely* didn't advertise. To his credit, my understanding is that he was more amused about his mistake than anything.
avi_miller: I really liked The World's End, especially because of what the film says about growing up
 DaxStrife: Oh no, Attack the Block was savage; it was great.
 GasCityGaming: Attack the block, early John Boyega!
 matthaus_c: lardge
 ThirdGames: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's what I'm saying, Hot Fuzz was the top!
 spawnofhastur: you're fat and don't role
 DiscordianTokkan: Slippery hands also, maybe?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Morrigan9 I enjoyed Revenge of the Sith more than people talking about Megalopolis
   Anubis169: oh nicely done!
 TehAmelie: "apparently you just run for extended periods of time"
 PharaohBender27: @ghyllnox Well, a cross-dressing bar. But let's be honest, that would have been one of very few avenues for trans folks at that time.
   Anubis169: PharaohBender27: Hey if they have good b33r
 BusTed: and a ripped Hank Azaria
nevermore913: Long run
 matthaus_c: clean form
 ghyllnox: @PharaohBender27 Ah, fair
 ButButTheJesus: good stride
Oscelot: I know there's an end thing somewhere on this one
 ButButTheJesus: nyoooom
Oscelot: DANG Matt
   Anubis169: zooooooooooooooom!
Oscelot: Juniper is a very nyoomy girl
   Anubis169: damn nearly 3/4 of a km
 RealGamerCow: So matt went 750 m in 30 seconds
Yhelta: he got some suspension on him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: An ultramarathon?
 HorusFive: Fast & Furious airport long track
HavenDragon: Lardy Ready Run?
 Morrigan9: oh lardy, he comin'
 HadesLeprechaun: the course is actually a circle, and the camera is in the center just spinning around
Oscelot: @Morrigan9 *slow clap*
 PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 Don't know what he drank, but said grandfather never met a beer he didn't like - he was willing to drink Soviet beer  (Long story short, he was in the Air Force and was a military attache to the Soviet Union in the early 1960s)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Matt how is Juniper? I love her parasocially so much
johnalogue: I think that's gas
 RealGamerCow: matt was going 90 km/hr
Mai_Andra: 
 TehAmelie: that's 0 to 1 mile in 60 seconds
 spawnofhastur: today is tuesday in australia
 ohjanji: ohhh shout out to the kamen rider reference
 WriterRaven: And later Tuesday in New Zealand!
 HorusFive: I've been home with a sick kid for the last 10 days.  Time no longer has any meaning
   Anubis169: PharaohBender27: I've only met one beer i didn't like, and it was because it'd been in a can long enough to turn into something completely non-alcoholic with rust in the bottom
 Daggerpeak: most people haven't even seen the best part of that scene, after he starts shooting
 BusTed: 
 spawnofhastur: Ian's shuffle-cat shufffle
 DEATHlikescats: https://clips.twitch.tv/TentativeEagerAppleNinjaGrumpy-EUvBplPA5JGXPf2g
 calculated_uncertainties: don't move if it's 0 seems like practical advice.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive I'm so sorry, I hope Glurp has been any relief
 TehAmelie: reach your greatest density at 4°C
 LordZarano: Be like water: dissolve salts
 McBannin: gotta go fast...or something, I don't know. I feel bloated
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or simply entire body trauma
 DEATHlikescats: rotator cuff injury
 Garfman314: ian, you got second
 spawnofhastur: this is like swimming butterfly on land
 ContingentCat: just trauma generally
 Sorator13: 
kusinohki: be like water - only go downhill and take the path of least resistance??
  MrPhlip: glurp fan who was seated at the 500m line was so happy to see a second glurpsman flying past
 HorusFive: I mean- we all were thinking out own thing
 PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 RUST!?!? D: NGL I'm *slightly* pickier in my beer choices.
frank_the_great: Isn't there a rule in sprinting that you can't jump b/c it's faster but more dangerous?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej "everyone used to get so mad at me" trails off and ends sentence
 PhorrestGaze: we couldn't handle the inner dialog
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: There will be a quiz in 3 months, Ian
 Garfman314: i've taken too many hydrology classes, where that's a required fact to know
 MungoDude: because of hydrogen bonds
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HelpfulAnnoyingCookieFutureMan-EpkZcWDb0DAUOddG
johnalogue: That....no.
gameslayer013: and it becomes LESS dense
 Arclight_Dynamo: Ice... floats?
 RealGamerCow: That's why ice floats!
   Anubis169: it was a mistake PharaohBender27  it was one of those things where "I'll throw it away when I next see it".. and then it got mixed in with a good batch in the fridge
 Bruceski: Ice is less dense than liquid water!
 Fruan: ice is LESS dense than water!
Oscelot: *facepalm*
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: ice is also...lower?
nevermore913: Ice is less dense
  Texan_Reverend: Ice floats entirely because it's less dense than water.
kusinohki: 4C - I actually knew that.  why do ppl get mad about that?
 djalternative: water is just molten ice
 rogerivany: Yeah, it's 4C
 HorusFive: People can't handle Beej's truth
johnalogue: Science class teaches a true fact literally once
 TehAmelie: ice is harder, not heavier. . .
 HorusFive: 
 PharaohBender27: Wait, is that what "heavy water" is - water at 4C?
 RandomTrivia: 
 SymphonySolstice: density =/= volume
 spethycakes: 
 micalovits: I mean, technically at a LOT below 0 it gets denser but uuhhh.... Getting to 0K is not a thing
Oscelot: @Texan_Reverend Exactly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian's wish has been fulfilled
 WriterRaven: Glurplinko!
 DEATHlikescats:     
 DaxStrife: 
 calculated_uncertainties: drop, not pinball, but basically the same!
 DAC169: lazers?! 
 HadesLeprechaun: okay but how does Thiccwater factor into this conversation
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I had a science teacher who didn't believe liquid oxygen existed
TheAinMAP: 
 spawnofhastur: @PharaohBender27 heavy water is water with deuterium rather than normal hydrogen
 Drasvin: Lazer Pachinko
 saucemaster5000: Humanity reaches its greatest density at 4 degrees away from this random fact
 djalternative: @PharaohBender27 no. heavy water is another name for deuterium
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 water laced with deuterium (assuming you're actually asking)
   Anubis169: lasers!
 ContingentCat: well it is in Alberta 
Oscelot: @ContingentCat Yeeeeeeeah
 PharaohBender27: Ah. Thanks for the clarification, @spawnofhastur , @djalternative , and @Oscelot
 Morrigan9: ok
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 np o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot I believe heavy water can have other heavy metals in it but I could be wrong, I just know about the toxicity if an animal gets into it
 wedge_x: heyyyy
   Anubis169: wow
 wedge_x: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Chat is full of smart people
 DAC169: nice! 
 Garfman314: deec indeed
 NotCainNorAbel: but you want a low score
 definenull: A
 spawnofhastur: ba. huh bah.
kusinohki: water - most everything contracts when it gets colder.  water has this weird hydrogen bonding thing that creates hex patterns (why snowflakes have 6 'arms) which make it expand enough so ice is less dense than water and floats
 ButButTheJesus: ha ba. ha da.
 GasCityGaming: OH Hey, Ian, I finished Yakuza 0 and am now half way through Kiwami working my way through the franchise!
 LordZarano: In the deep ocean all the water is 4 C, because any water that's colder or hotter will rise
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig Entirely possible. I'm nursing a migraine rn. I just know deuterium was what the asshats were working on in ww2
 spawnofhastur: that was her *debut*
johnalogue: @Oscelot Heavy water is in my mind as the choice of the losers
   Anubis169: PharaohBender27: there is a particular brewer around here who does the festival every year, who makes something called "old motor oil", a 15.2%.. it's vicious, thick, but very fragrant 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Srry about migraine, hope you feel better
 spawnofhastur: that was literally her debut.
 ButButTheJesus: "A"
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig ty  some day x.x
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 That sounds like a nightmare
johnalogue: It's like "release"
 ButButTheJesus: they what now
   Anubis169: it's actually lovely for finishing a night
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: have you ever...graduated a human, by accident?
 DEATHlikescats: too real
 Sorator13: w h a t
   Anubis169: last one ya have
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig I am morbidly fascinated
 Tiber727: It was in honor of the first Vtuber, Carrie.
   Anubis169: a half-pint of that, 👌
 spawnofhastur: Vtubers and LRR! OH NO MY TWO SPECIAL INTERESTS ARE MIXING
  MrPhlip: oh, you said Blade Runner but I heard Logan's Run
 DAC169: Ian, for for 40m! 
johnalogue: Detroit Become Virtual is like Bladetuber if you sympathized with the VTubers
 MegaDosX: "Harrison Ford as a PNGtuber" is not a sentence I was expecting to hear today
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig To be honest I just remember heavy water as something mentioned in a World War II flying game I played in late highschool/early college and got a copy of again in 2020 because I got into a nostalgia gaming kick during lockdown 
 Bruceski: You get Running Man'd
 GasCityGaming: Wreslter Maki Itoh!
 foopoiuyt: Logan's run Carrousel
 TehAmelie: Logan Paul obviously leads the Logan's Run
 spawnofhastur: you age out and then starting doing JAVs
 Garfman314: what did they call "graduating" in The Giver?
 Rhynerd: “Have you ever graduated a physical tuber?”
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Bruceski So start doing Korean Variety shows?
 DAC169: well, Ian got close to 40m! 
 Pheonix888: This sounds more like the running man?
 NimrodXIV: @Garfman314 "Released"
 HadesLeprechaun: vacuous and fun ONLY
 Pinwiz11: Idol Graduation? A chance to talk about TJPW? I'm in!
 Garfman314: thanks Nimrod
   Anubis169: STOP IT
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig The name would give me pause.
   Anubis169: 
 neisan2112: It lasts 4 months
avi_miller: Oh no
 Strebenherz: What movie did Ian say?
frank_the_great:   
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 Kyle Hill did a really cool video on the mission to take out the production of it if you're interested
 spawnofhastur: these days when a vtuber graduates they redebut as an indie four weeks later.
 chaostreader: @anubis169 graduated is typically used when it’s amicable. when it’s more hostile they still use fire and quit.
 Arclight_Dynamo: I *did* recently go see a recut version of Caligula. It was a hell of a thing.
 Shurtal: the feel good movie of the year: A Serbian Film
 neisan2112: Oh bill
nevermore913: Perfect blue is disturbing but excellent
johnalogue: A good date movie, the opposite of Raiders of the Lost Ark
   Anubis169: chaostreader: why not just say 'quit' then?
kusinohki: so totoro followed by grave of fireflies or the other way??
   Anubis169: or 'left'
 saucemaster5000: Salo is either a hard call for the perfect date movie for a particular person or you done fucked up
 Transmuted_Elf: Grave of the Fireflies and My Neighbor Totoro double feature.
 spawnofhastur: should i take someone to the substance on a first date
  bv310: If you take a date to Salo and they're into it, it's either true love or you need to run
 neisan2112: I have watched Perfect Blue on a date before. It was very good
 ContingentCat: like how the first time I tried watching grave of the FIreflies expecting another cute Ghibli film
johnalogue: @Anubis169 It's from idols or something
 spethycakes: @spawnofhastur well, you'll have a really strong yes/no read on them immediately
Oscelot: @Transmuted_Elf Have legit done that before lol
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Arclight_Dynamo Wait, if it's the one I'm thinking of there was a Latin teacher at the high school I went to who was very bad and in AP Latin rather than teach you would just watch the version of Caligula a bunch of times
 RandomTrivia:  
 djalternative: watch blue velvet as a date movie
 chaostreader: @anubis169 I believe it’s because they adopted it from K-pop and Jpop groups.
 WriterRaven salutes General Vibe
   Anubis169: chaostreader: why did those groups use it then? 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Can I swap my legs and stretch my fluids?
   Anubis169: now i'm doubly confused
   Anubis169: stretch break everyone!
   Anubis169: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Thefluffiestguineapig No, it was a recent re-cut that restored it to an actual film. Also, that's a terrible teacher. 
 betweenmyself: Best anytime movie: Grave of the Fireflies…. 
 spawnofhastur: @Anubis169 Because the Japanese idol industry is fuckin' weird.
 SymphonySolstice: @Anubis169 because often idol groups consist of teen girls
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Thefluffiestguineapig If nothing else, there's *no Latin* in Caligula.
 SymphonySolstice: therefore they "graduate" as if moving on to the rest of their life
 spawnofhastur: Seriously some of the drama in the vtuber sphere is fucking insane.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @chaostreader Very few K-Pop groups use graduation. They tend to be more static compared to J-Pop idol groups.
 spawnofhastur: Remember Maki Itoh, who got graduated from being an idol because someone made a joke about her having a big head?
   Anubis169: it's still getting sacked or quitting though x_x
TwitchingPokki: @spawnofhastur isn't that just drama anywhere tho?
 spawnofhastur: @TwitchingPokki turns out that when the people in question are behind virtual avatars some of them decide to get even shittier.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Arclight_Dynamo The AP board contacted the principal concerned because the school generally got really good scores but on the AP Latin test they had one person write an entire music score, one person draw an octopus across the entire book (every page), one person who wrote a weird treatise on chemistry
 TehAmelie: i always did feel graduating high school was more like getting fired
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Arclight_Dynamo Oh I'm aware
 PharaohBender27: @Oscelot Wouldn't be surprised if said mission was an inspiration for the game mission. Said game was Secret Weapons Over Normandy, and the mission was essentially you flying through Norwegian fjords and eventually dropping bombs to destroy a heavy water plant, but also you're in a competition with a Free French pilot flying with you and you gain time by shooting down enemy planes, boats, and AA emplacements
 DEATHlikescats: loving the egg theming with Talking sim recently
johnalogue: @Thefluffiestguineapig Was it...in Latin?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @johnalogue Oh fuck no
 spawnofhastur: has beej seen gura advertising her merch? because that sure is the best product pitch of all time.
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 Perhaps loosely. The real mission was a boots on the ground sneakysneak
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Teacher was fired after AP board had two subsequent years of complaints because he had what equates to tenure and the principal needed a lot of amo
johnalogue: @PharaohBender27 You have to one-up the French to win?
 spawnofhastur: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js99vuaceaQ
Bearudite: yup byeeeeee
 ButButTheJesus: !song
 ButButTheJesus: (anyone know this track?
SaxPython: !bgc
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's one of the Roadquest tracks IIRC
 Nigouki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9URFXpawz8
 LordZarano: Rose in a Field?
reaperscodex: Hiii sorry I'm late
 PharaohBender27: @johnalogue Yep. @Oscelot Yeah I never imagined the real mission went that way, just cool to hear that there was *any* basis in a real thing
Oscelot: @PharaohBender27 o7
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @reaperscodex Hi Late. Welcome to the stream
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Holy moly with a side of guacamole
Oscelot: *snerk* Alex
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is
 spethycakes: an ignoble gas
 spawnofhastur: aren't we running out of helium?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: helium, neon, xenon
TheAinMAP: 
 ProcyonFlynn: Nobleast Gas?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Hydrogen is super not nobl.
 MegaDosX: Hydrogen's not a noble gas though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think all the noble gasses have the same properties
 MegaDosX: Hydrogen is a street ruffian compared to Helium
 MegaDosX: Neon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not radon
 Fruan: Radon is a noble gas
 MegaDosX: Radon is noble
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: white ball
  MrPhlip: the white ball
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Thefluffiestguineapig Not so. Xenon forms some compounds with fluorine. Helium sits there alone...always.
 TehAmelie: neon is pretty cool. not like a royal
 betweenmyself: Noblesse Obligas 
 matthaus_c: noblesse oblige
 MegaDosX: "helium (He), neon (Ne), argon (Ar), krypton (Kr), xenon (Xe), radon (Rn)"
 spawnofhastur: Hydrogen will react with anything!
johnalogue: The communist non-noble gas: Our-gon
kusinohki: basically everything on the far right of the periodic table is a noble gas
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dread_Pirate_Westley Is helium like th cheese? Because the cheese stands alone?  (Sorry, slap happy now)
 PharaohBender27: @johnalogue 
 betweenmyself: Helium believes in Noblesse Obligas; it’s always trying to lift others up 
 spawnofhastur: Under a high enough pressure, hydrogen can become a metal, yeah.
 MegaDosX: Hydrogen will accept an electron or give up an electron, from memory
 ProcyonFlynn: I want to know what color metallic hydrogen is - and i'll be disappointed if it's just silvery.
 DoctorHutch: metalic hydrogen is a theoretical concept, it has never been observed
 ButButTheJesus: Water: a bunch of butts, grabbing each other
 Arclight_Dynamo: IIRC, the majority of Jupiter is seas of metallic hydrogen.
 matthaus_c: so drinking water is eating ass
 MegaDosX: And yeah under ungodly pressure hydrogen can be metallic
Astramentha: @betweenmyself boooooo
 MegaDosX: It's theorised that the core of Jupiter is metallic hydrogen
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Xenon is big enough that it can rarely get reacted at
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoctorHutch Similar to absolute zero
 DAC169:  there's emotes?! 
 public_key_reveal_party: we all learned something today
 betweenmyself: @astramentha fair enough
 Sorator13: I love when the crew rediscovers that fact; happens periodically
 Bruceski: Emotes look great with noodle arms
 SquareDotCube: Brownian motion be wigglin that booty
 Sorator13: 
TheAinMAP: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Can you carry the littl eball closer to the big one?
 matthaus_c: the conservation of comedy at work
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because it REALLY worked that one time
 SymphonySolstice: uh oh stickyyyy
 spethycakes: this is very cursed
 spawnofhastur: i like funny mineral names.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those two bounced to the top are just impossible
 spawnofhastur: like cummingtonite!
 ohjanji: 
 Tiber727: @MegaDosX Yes, first ring holds 2 electrons, after that always 8, Each ring wants to be full or empty. Technically each element can either gain or lose, but <4 tend to lose and >4 tend to gain. Living things are carbon-based on part because =4 bonds in either direction.
 HorusFive: You can stop after the sweet release of death, Ian
 Arclight_Dynamo: Every day I'm Sisyphing.
Oscelot: LOL
 neisan2112: EXCUSE ME!>!> IAN
 Sorator13: e4xcuse me
 Strebenherz: MR PANCREAS EAT xD
 spethycakes: the score goes to the hundredths....is it possible to score less than a full point??
 DEATHlikescats: Mr. Pam
 HorusFive: Look- the eagle wasn't that picky
 calculated_uncertainties: Prometheus, patron saint of diabetes?
 spawnofhastur: If I ever make a delivery company I'll call it Olympian Eagles because every day we de-liver.
 GasCityGaming: Man, chat, y'all are so smart, makes me happy to be amongst you 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Um, actually, that's Prometheus' Monster.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The eagle probably has some pancreas by accident sometimes
SaxPython: Frankestein/Frankenstein's Monster situation
 TehAmelie: Pocryphos, who brought hair pomade to mankind
 calculated_uncertainties: @Thefluffiestguineapig as a treat
Oscelot: the goo reminds me of the sticky hands. they don't leave your hands sticky, but boy do they -- IAN WHY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN NO
 public_key_reveal_party: please, mr pancreas is the eagle who tortures me, call me promethius
 SymphonySolstice: ian h horner
 ProcyonFlynn: #TooFar
 Sorator13: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SassyWealthySnoodWOOP-WRvUG0Qhrf9GPNDF
 saucemaster5000: Ain’t named antimetheus
SaxPython: @Arclight_Dynamo 
 Cptasparagus: right in the prometheussy
 ohjanji: i'm sitting here trying to think of what part of the movie "prometheus" they're talking about ahahhaha
Pteraspidomorphi: They're not?
 lochnessseammonster: it was so good 
 ohjanji: it's the myth lol
 spethycakes: @ohjanji all of it, especially the end credits
  MrPhlip: @Cptasparagus ಠ_ಠ
 Thefluffiestguineapig: whhyyyyyyy it was so goooooodd
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/FaintExcitedAdminOpieOP-WMpB1ch8oKYT8yQq
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 ohjanji: @spethycakes yep indeeeeed hahah
 spawnofhastur: i mean that is a *very* greek style of thing
 dragon_pandaDnd: curse you choas
Oscelot: at least tragedies are a complete arc
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 betweenmyself: the Fireflyification of streaming shows 
johnalogue: A *good* tragedy, maybe
 tidehollowcat: I mean, Warrior Nun fans went and changed that
Oscelot: shouldn't have had Eris bless the production I guess
 TheAwkes: (ard)
 HadesLeprechaun: I nominate every show tell a story that ends every season, just with a -potential- for more seasons
 SquareDotCube: Netflix just needs to learn to be patient, it took TNG a second season to actually get good and established
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's real spastic
 spawnofhastur: i wish i could have gotten to hang out with david lynch
 saucemaster5000: i could hang out with golblum after two trips through the transporter
 djalternative: he's pretty quiet irl iirc
 spawnofhastur: @Thefluffiestguineapig ...isn't that word kind of a slur?
 matthaus_c: in his daily life he's actually The Fly
 betweenmyself: I don’t know if I could hang out with Jeff Goldblum, what with all those restraining orders he has out on me 
 Nigouki: No Beej Loki is Tom Hiddleston
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @spawnofhastur Is it?? Oh!! My bad!!!!!!
 Tiber727: Yeah someone like Jim Carey you think of as just playing Jim Carey.
 spawnofhastur: @Thefluffiestguineapig it
 ohjanji: it's a very real risk probably
 spawnofhastur: @Thefluffiestguineapig it's used similar to the r-slur over here at least.
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 SquareDotCube: Big Frills with Jeff Goldblum
gameslayer013: TINY
 SymphonySolstice: ittys bittys
 PharaohBender27: I'm picking up what Beej is putting down
 ButButTheJesus: Jeff Goldblum's Big Ol Frill is my Flock of Seagulls cover band
 DAC169: so TINY!! 
gameslayer013: ohno
johnalogue: I don't remember this sponsor
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tiber727 Yeah, you think of it as a persona then you see things like that learn everything show and you sit and think ... "is that just how he is"
 PharaohBender27: Oh no
 micalovits: Oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So smol!
 Sorator13: Oh dear.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We are so wee!
 ohjanji: is this the movie Downsized
 matthaus_c: Getting Over It
 PharaohBender27: Defeated by Lisa Simpson's hairstyle
 Morrigan9: need some Attenborough
 spethycakes: "Honey, I shrunk the Glurp"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEET
 spawnofhastur: @Thefluffiestguineapig it's like jared leto where we thought he was a good actor because he's so good at portraying terrible people... and then...
frank_the_great: In a row?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @spawnofhastur Then the stories about suicide squad production and the rats and condoms.......
 PharaohBender27: @spawnofhastur Ooof. I haven't heard anything like that about Jeff Goldblum, thankfully
 Sorator13: what a jump!
 spawnofhastur: live laugh lactate
 PharaohBender27: That air tho!
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: @spawnofhastur thanks, I hate it 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Oh no, Goldblum is apparently a great dude I more worry he's just a lot of energy and a lot of ADHD but extrovert
 HadesLeprechaun: Live, Laugh, Ludevics Opus
 matthaus_c: Live, Laugh, Laudanum
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The calculus cat fails
 Garfman314: live laugh lysosome
 TheAwkes: Cats jumping off of something slippery.
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig So Beej's concern, then 
 ohjanji: live laugh lumberjack
 TehAmelie: Live, Laugh, Ludowigo method
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Literally yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Live laugh ligation
 spawnofhastur: Live laugh lignin.
 spethycakes: Live Laugh Litigation
johnalogue: Live Laugh Lignite (the lesser of the dwarf fortress fuel ores)
 ohjanji: @spethycakes ohhh this is a good one lol
 betweenmyself: Live, Laugh, Lampadedromy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Live Laugh Lamprey
 PharaohBender27: Speaking of jumping, I just tried myself I don't think I even cleared 2 feet 
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: so this is a "everyone goes slightly less" round?
bladegoosee: *pity noises*
 matthaus_c: Live Laugh Long Loooong Maaaaaan
 spawnofhastur: anyone here eaten lamprey? apparently they're quite tasty.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c That in Erika's voice is so good
 HorusFive: "Either cheer me on or boo me" The Heather Dery story
Oscelot: @spawnofhastur that seems like a good way to get cursed
 spawnofhastur: I think lamprey might be something the French eat? Because the French sure will eat a lot of things.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot I would argue that eating cassowary is a better way to get cursed
 betweenmyself: Live, Laugh, Lecanomancy
johnalogue: @Oscelot Is there something I don't know about the mystical implications of lampreys?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig  Nope, the English
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Live laugh lycanthropy
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig true but I'd be cursed by something not from the liquid nightmares at least
 ohjanji: dental plaaaaan
Oscelot: @johnalogue Nope, they're just lovecraftian
 MegaDosX: @ohjanji Lisa needs braces
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Live laugh ligament
 ohjanji: @MegaDosX dental plaaaaan
johnalogue: @Oscelot I don't think Lovecraft did *curses,* you might just get attacked by math or poor people
Oscelot: @johnalogue lol
johnalogue: Oh. Live laugh lovecraftian
Forlorgen: Id hope it leads to unions
 spawnofhastur: #JustFrenchThings: ortolan!
 MegaDosX: @ohjanji Lisa needs braces!
  bv310: I still use "Tomorrow morning, I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head" way more than I should
 GasCityGaming: season 36 my guy, i know, it's as old as i am 
 PharaohBender27: 
 MegaDosX: The Simpsons doesn't have continuity tbf
 betweenmyself: Live, Laugh, Limophoitos
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Forlorgen ^^^^^^^^^PLEASE
 SquareDotCube: as was the style at the time
 MegaDosX: It only has broad strokes of continuity, nothing concrete enough to actually call it continuity
Oscelot: Live, Laugh, Lymphocytes
 matthaus_c: writes down Grandpa Simpson had a child with Mr Burns
 GasCityGaming: Same with Moe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Live laugh lymphocytes
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig Did we just
 Athelgar: Largo is is the music teacher
 PharaohBender27: I haven't watched a new episode of Simspons since like 2007
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Oscelot Drift compatible!!
 betweenmyself: Live, Laugh, Linonophobia
 SquareDotCube: That version of Smithers made the arcade game
johnalogue: Live laugh labor organization
Oscelot: @Thefluffiestguineapig guess so XD
nevermore913: Oh right season 1
 Sorator13: Oh, is *that* what happens if you tilt the table too much?
 spawnofhastur: Live, laugh, lead poisoning.
bladegoosee: Relocation instead of rehabilitation
 DeM0nFiRe: This is where the Pinball Wizard gets sent when he turns evil
 PharaohBender27: Better or worse than gladitorial combat?
johnalogue: Solitary confinement but with enrichment
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kink
gameslayer013: they're good cuffs
Oscelot: We'll tell you when you're older
johnalogue: Master cuffs? Does that mean you can open them by hitting them against each other like a Master Lock?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Leather cuffs that require consent to be put in
 PharaohBender27: They're the BEST cuffs
 ProcyonFlynn: Master Lock?
frank_the_great: Alex
 DAC169: 
 SquareDotCube: picked in under 15 seconds
Oscelot: Heather XD
 spethycakes: 
  Texan_Reverend: We appreciate your sacrifice, Alex.
 Sorator13: nah, these are the cuffs you put on your dom
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 depends, is it to first blood or death?
 PharaohBender27: Thank you for taking the bullet, Alex
 HorusFive: Very bad, but very widely adopted
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: "Master key opens any lock, master lock.."
 Mystaira: @Sorator13 This
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's cheap, Master lock is cheap
 DireOwlGames: you can open a Masterlock with a Masterlock
 SymphonySolstice: The Wiggler OP
johnalogue: Again, hit a masterlock with another masterlock
 NotCainNorAbel: let's do that one more time to prove it wasn't a fluke
SaxPython: click out of 2
 spawnofhastur: Also I continue to maintain that Winterfell is build on top of a lead lode because this explains why everyone who lives there for more than, oh, 10 years ends up making the stupidest possible decision possible at every possible opportunity.
 matthaus_c: his april fools videos are a cavalcade of dick jokes, it's great
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 HadesLeprechaun: Lockpicking Lawyer is a treasure
 LordZarano: A master key opens many locks, A Master Lock can be opened with many keys, and not-keys
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  That generoity made me laugh
 spawnofhastur: Live laugh lockpicking lawyer?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Lockpicking lawyer is very good
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/PiliableProudAsteriskArgieB8--WbcZfmFSGlofOxB
 Sorator13: @spawnofhastur Live Laugh Lockpick Litigate?
 tidehollowcat: Say what you will about the master lock - at least it's accessible
 HorusFive: Basically the same thing
 ButButTheJesus: I do have dynamite
 MegaDosX: That feels like it belongs on one of those alignment charts for lockpicking
Oscelot: Yeah, Heather's got the real tech. kind of more tiring tho
 DireOwlGames: It can't be locked if it's liquid
 HadesLeprechaun: Alex is ASCENDING
 phoenixletmeuseadashd: might find out if this level has a top
 ButButTheJesus: (I don't actually have dynamite)
 spawnofhastur: Oh be we can loop around to what I said earlier: TTSF Making Thermite.
johnalogue: high-viz and a clipboard
 MegaDosX: "I don't know anything about lockpicking, but I do own a big axe"
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Friend, if your lockpick is bleeding you've got bigger problems
 spawnofhastur: i'm sure ian can find some fun uses for thermite.
 betweenmyself: Live, Laugh, Lepus 
 PharaohBender27: ALEX
 HorusFive: "WHYYYYYYY"
 Strebenherz: Alex no
 micalovits: Or it moans
johnalogue: Apparently automatic safety systems in cars are designed to prevent unauthorized entry (they can't see reflective safety wear)
 asddsa28: i want that crap shot
 SymphonySolstice: CEASE
 spawnofhastur: like the person who made a roomba that screams whenever it bumps into a wall?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Live laugh lime (I just put some lime juice on my tacos, so good)
epsilon_vee: i feel like i've seen that cronenberg film
SaxPython: 100% a crapshot
Oscelot: That would be an amazing way to startle the crap out of burglars
 neisan2112: Its just the Beheilt from Berzerk but a lock
 goombalax: today on lockpicking lawyer
 Strebenherz: You found the Lockeris
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 MegaDosX: Holy shit that made me cackle
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  MrPhlip: at least there's now markers where the edge is
johnalogue: Lock that makes fake lock noises to foil lockpickers, but using a SoundAcktor to make the sounds with a speaker like a bad car
Oscelot: I don't think you can grab the pocket sun, can you?
 Sorator13: improvement!
 Arclight_Dynamo: It's a pinball machine with a double-slit
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now 4 people are thinking about the TTSF for this pinball machine
 Cptasparagus: theres glass that becomes opaque under current, youd just have to add that to the points circuit
 spawnofhastur: Alex if I mailed you a replica demon core would there be... issues?
 matthaus_c: the thought I'm stuck with is The Muppets' Franklin Expedition
 wedge_x: slit lamp pinball, whenever you're not looking it's multiball
 ghyllnox: You could do digital pinball with the bumpers lighting in only one spot and not actually use a ball
johnalogue: @spawnofhastur For starters, how close of a replica?
 spawnofhastur: I'll look into it.
 MegaDosX: Depends how good of a replica it is
 Strebenherz: "HOW REPLICA" XD
 goombalax: Functional replica
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
 spawnofhastur: I'll have to send it in two parcels, though.
 Mystaira: 69~
 QuantumTwitch: yes dont touch
 neisan2112: Don't THINK you want it. So its not 100% no
 DEATHlikescats: a
 NotCainNorAbel: it's called the DEMON CORE, yeah it is bad
Oscelot: @spawnofhastur Just remember duty
 ButButTheJesus: a
 betweenmyself: anti-tilt pinball tech: cover the underside of the glass with etch-a-sketch dust, so it covers the entire playfield if someone violently shakes the machine
 djalternative: what if it's made of enriched uranium?
 SymphonySolstice: a
 DEATHlikescats: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also dependent on how it's packaged
 PharaohBender27: GLLUUUURRRRP
 ohjanji: GLURP ACCOMPLISHED
Oscelot: Thanks for stream 
 spethycakes: GLURP!
 Sorator13: ty for stream, friends!
 LordZarano: we have A winner!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's such a fun stream as always!!!!!!
 MegaDosX: @djalternative Then you won't get to mail it, it'd go critical when you put it together into the box
SytYoshi: Thanks for the stream.
 Cptasparagus: heres hoping for glurp 2 on switch 2
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SaxPython: 
 matthaus_c: does the demon core come with an anime girl
 Thefluffiestguineapig:     
 DEATHlikescats: 
 ButButTheJesus: THAMK 4 GLRP
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 spawnofhastur: @matthaus_c the demon core is the anime girl
 iarethel0ser:  
   Anubis169: 
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 spawnofhastur: i remember seeing an anime girl of the chernobyl reactor...
johnalogue: @spawnofhastur new vtuber concept
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @spawnofhastur I feel more surprised by how not surprised I am
TheAinMAP: 
 SymphonySolstice: egg
 BusTed: 
Oscelot: @spawnofhastur real cute, but has huge elephant feet. 
 ohjanji: E G G
SquidVorb: I MISSED GLURP??
SquidVorb: NOOOO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a good game and real creepy
 MegaDosX: @SquidVorb RIP.
 DEATHlikescats: May I offer you an egg in this trying time
 spawnofhastur: @johnalogue there's a radioactive scorpion woman vtuber
johnalogue: Maybe spaceships were inside the woodland creatures all along?
 TheAwkes: I have Arcs in a box beside me right now.
TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: An singular train game
  Texan_Reverend: My spouse is playing a train game _right now_
johnalogue: @spawnofhastur Live2D laugh love
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly are you judging for that?
 djalternative: is there ever amature d day?
 goombalax: this format is SO GOOD
 ohjanji: MUSTARD REMASTERED
 betweenmyself: bust out the ClayFighter 33 1/3 
 spethycakes: Mustard REMASTERED
 WriterRaven: Mustard Remustered
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dijon needs nerfed?
 SymphonySolstice: mustard all the way down
 MegaDosX: What kind of mustard do they make on Innistrad?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Oscelot: Mustard Remustard: Mustard the forces
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh The highlights are gonna be stacked
 micalovits: Quiz on the live maybe? 
 TheAwkes: @MegaDosX The kind that can wake the dead.
johnalogue: @djalternative Dunkirk?
 dumbo3k: What if we want to see Un-Powerful magic?
 Diabore: no axes at this REL
 MegaDosX: @TheAwkes So, like, dijon? Hot English? idk I don't eat mustard
 micalovits: @dumbo3k Probably find a BeejLander Vod?
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Oscelot: @MegaDosX carolina reaper mustard
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks Paul thanks to mods!!!!!!
 SymphonySolstice: @LoadingReadyRun fyi the gibb and bartleby emotes never got put back after christmas
 sheqesi: 50 Thank you for the refreshing GLURP!
 djalternative: oh hey yeah those emotes didn't revert
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 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 micalovits: Hey! Beej Nailed it! Nice
 iarethel0ser: Nice
 SymphonySolstice: just remembered cause gibb is on the scroll
 DeM0nFiRe: Speaking of the scroll animation, is it just me or is it hitching every couple seconds?
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream! These cough-inducing laughs were needed!
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Oscelot: not just you @DeM0nFiRe
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 SymphonySolstice: dabits
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 spethycakes: Thanks for stream! 
SaxPython:   
 PharaohBender27: 
Oscelot: Night y'all
 iarethel0ser: @DeM0nFiRe Not just you.
 ButButTheJesus: buhbye
 WriterRaven: 
 ContingentCat: Thanks y'all 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 phoenixfeather14:   
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 shushu2539:  
Oscelot: night chat 
 iarethel0ser:   
 TehAmelie: and now back to sleep
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