Talking Simulator | Artic Eggs

 Nigouki: !fart
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 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: an uncursed pancake.
 baltimore_667083: wait then where are the cursed ones
 Nigouki: what do you think we're making with today's eggs?
 baltimore_667083: probably arctic pasta
TheAinMAP: Signal
 baltimore_667083:   
 TheMerricat:   
 baltimore_667083: !searchfortreasure
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 baltimore_667083: not again
 BraveOthello: Egg would be much appreciated in this trying time
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  Juliamon: Hopefully we won't need to squeeze them
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 bytecaster: EGG EGG EGG
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  Simriel: E G
 Symphoneers: Oh I frequently think every now and then, of the beautiful fruit of the noble hen. Eggs! Eggs! E-double-g-s eggs!
 LilyOfTheVeil666:    
  Simriel: @symphoneers Nah no wheeler
  Juliamon: I curse Wheeler every day for bringing my childhood memories raging back
 Symphoneers: Disregard Wheeler, acquire EGG 
 GasCityGaming:   
TheAinMAP:      
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 baltimore_667083: hi cori!
TheAinMAP: Hello 
 Nigouki: can of egg?
 beowuuf: drnking stim
 Azralorne: Is that an alcohol
  Simriel: Enjoy E G Cori
 GasCityGaming: one for taste, one for hydration
BrindleBoar: no laws when you're drinking claws?
 DoodlestheGreat: Hi ho. How be?
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 brieandbacon: Let's sim! That! Talk!
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 matthaus_c: this is cameronless behaviour
  Simriel: Stall for time
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 L0rdX33n: what do indeed
 Azralorne: Cori got this
 Nigouki: alcomohol?
 beowuuf: eggstend gameplay
 GasCityGaming: Vok-tail?
  Simriel: Draw a horse!!!
 iris_of_ether: E G G
 Bruceski: Egging Simulator
 kimmibeans: I've been trying to figure out why I'm not hearing anything for the past 5 minutes. I forgot to turn on my headphones
 CaptainSpam: January: The Month of Egg
 Trahas: but you can't draw a horse in the other show
 GhostValv: what does this look like? a monday?
 matthaus_c: horses are only allowed on Is This Your Card
  Simriel: Do the trick streamer 
 L0rdX33n: Even me?
 L0rdX33n: Yay!
 DeM0nFiRe: some has set us up the chicken
 crazycommie87: I definitely can use an egg in these trying times
 Bruceski: So when does this turn into The Thing?
  Juliamon: wait, this is the wrong pole, we need ANTarctic eggs!
 Nigouki: BEHOLD! A MAN!
  Simriel: Eg police
 Nigouki: (too early for that)?
 matthaus_c: hey wait a minute is this Antarctic Eggs
 DoodlestheGreat: Huevos de ártico!
 SnackPak_: yeah, a bit of noise
 Symphoneers: The compression's okay so far.
 Nigouki: visual seems fine
Squallloir: yooo I love this game! my friend teddy speedran it for a while!
 crazycommie87: It just looks... Unsettling
 DoodlestheGreat: We cookin'
 beowuuf: are we undead?
 ButButTheJesus: hi folks, time for E G G
 matthaus_c: flawless flip
  Simriel: Hey I own that pan
 BusTed:  
 matthaus_c: not so flawless flip
 crazycommie87: Yeet
TheAinMAP: 
 matthaus_c: the inevitable pipeline of "Time to make an omelette!" -> "Guess I'm having scrambled eggs!"
 crazycommie87: Oh lord, it's one of these kind of games. Outstanding XD
 L0rdX33n: this is an eggsellent pan
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BreakableSweetCarrotLeeroyJenkins-Vhu_sTpM5B7Drvqg
 crazycommie87: "Saint of Six Stomachs"
BrindleBoar: secret corner
 L0rdX33n: secrets, or chainsaws
 Raincoast_Bear: Hi Cori...I'm not sure what this is, but have fun exploring. 
 crazycommie87: No clucks? Really?
 anclag: We should name them all before we leave
 CaptainSpam: Well, you don't want to run with eggs.  They might break.
 Raincoast_Bear: They don't give a cluck.
 iris_of_ether: Sprint, jump, back dash
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeadBashfulCoffeeMingLee-wydHS687EnMtvfWp
 Nigouki: cool still suit
 crazycommie87: @raincoast_bear Get out. XD
 CaptainSpam: 
TheAinMAP: Hello 
Squallloir: i think you two could have a lot of fun stuff to talk about here
 BusTed: 
 Dog_of_Myth: E G G
 Gekyouryuu: New idea for Graham next Desert Bus: smoke some sauces while interviewing people. Cigar-wettes
 ghizmou: how many egg games are there out there
 DoodlestheGreat: Oh Cam, you've already missed insanity.
 ghizmou: that s a t-fal
 BusTed: sensitive flip controls
 crazycommie87: 
 baltimore_667083: hi cam!
 CaptainSpam: So as we see, food supplies aren't the hunger issue here.
   Anubis169: if only eggs cooked that suddenly
 ghizmou: cigarette side up please
 Symphoneers: It mentioned movement adds heat.
 TheMerricat: You have to move your hand to cook I thought.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I think you have ot move it around to cook
 CaptainSpam: I think you have to keep the egg moving to cook it.
 NotCainNorAbel: @CaptainSpam just like real life 
 Bruceski: opposite, it has to move to cook
tehThane: The tutorial said movement generates heat
  Juliamon: friction-heating
 crazycommie87: Gotta give it a little shimmy in the pan
 BusTed: good flip!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
   Anubis169: Good pan handling 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The people are so wibbly
 DoodlestheGreat: None of us will forget this.
 ghizmou: that s because they look down on you
 Symphoneers: That is an egg order that'd go with mahjong.
 matthaus_c: a troupe of Gandalfs
 niccus: giantbomb was a notoriously tall troupe
 Dog_of_Myth: Giants from the North
 iris_of_ether: "simply not eat the smaller ones"
 korvys: Go to the meeting dressed as Space Wolves
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 Dog_of_Myth: @korvys Oh, that's a good idea
 SnackPak_: been there
 ghizmou: wasn't that every cafe in the 2010s
BrindleBoar: that was the power of bowl
 Bruceski: I feel like "the only thing keeping Cameron from being a tyrant is people bigger than him" should be more of a surprise but... eh.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 matthaus_c: I really wish my toilet wouldn't moan every time
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 Laserbeaks_Fury: I should go...
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LovelyFreezingEyeballYee--ABHGDSWJitMiaik
 BusTed: hm
 electric_claire: That would only make me want to engage with you more, Cameron
 TheMerricat: Chat, the feels when you spend a multihour long game session to romance your ingame waifu and then... once the quest is over they revert to their stock three phrases.
 L0rdX33n: But Cam, you are so fresh
 crazycommie87: Interesting lore.
  Juliamon: The simple happiness of Pooh Stix
 kumatsu: snowdrops take more gacha pulls than Victoria gets
 matthaus_c: consistent snowdrops are so pre-climate collapse
 crazycommie87: Is that a C4 block?
duckace11: everybody here is (south) Polish
 Nigouki: lithium battery bank
 Nigouki: just waiting for the pop
TheAinMAP: 
 crazycommie87: Wat
TheAinMAP: 
 crazycommie87: Ah that makes sense for it being a delicacy
 matthaus_c: egg surgery
  Simriel: They did surgery on an egg
 matthaus_c: masterful work
 iris_of_ether: I played that just long enough to get the achievement "Shhh, I doctor now" and then never again
TheAinMAP: 
 matthaus_c: imagine if the military protected a community's feeding rights
 ButButTheJesus: so wibbly
 kumatsu: t-posing egg
 Cptasparagus: why do these jellyfish have butter in the middle
 BusTed: 
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 DeM0nFiRe: 
 BusTed: eggdge
 niccus: pretend you're extra cool and these eggs were cracked one-handed
 matthaus_c: egg-dging
  Simriel: Do not edge your eggs
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LightFastWombatChocolateRain-2gcCjh3Dd6aBl27H
 matthaus_c: eggs so good you hit the griddy
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this a backdoor Xavier: Renegade Angel game?
 crazycommie87: I mean, I would dance too if I had excellent cooked eggs
GanixU: Didn't they also "gamble" a planet to an American Football game?
  Simriel: Oh no. He made medium rare chicken
 crazycommie87: Bacon too?
 SymphonySolstice: good life advice
  Simriel: I try and check my meat every 6 months
 gralamin: Instructions unclear made too many friends
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm kinda amazed how easily this game lets things sit on their side
 CaptainSpam: I'm starting to think the food waste issue in this society is largely due to their prep methods.
 ButButTheJesus: baconbaconbacon! BACON
Pteraspidomorphi: I don't know what I'm looking at but this protagonist would save a lot of food if they owned a spatula
 Laserbeaks_Fury: "what, no grape jelly?"
 BusTed: Is it possible to flip front to back?
  Juliamon: They were not issued a spatula
 Nigouki: is this the 3 body problem everyone talks about?
 ylegm: I wonder if pan location affects cook time
 xantos69: @Nigouki Well there are 3 bodies... and there is absolutely a problem.
 niccus: the pan makes fourth, so no
Invitare: did this world trade spatulas for self-heating frying pans or something?
  Juliamon: that bacon wants out of here
 iris_of_ether: 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Does anyone have this exact pan?
 kumatsu: What I'm getting is I might not be hiring Cori for my diner
 ylegm: @Laserbeaks_Fury I feel like I had it at one point
 iris_of_ether: I should season and use the cast iron pan we got....
 AFamiliarCalledEl: I wish I had a frictionless pan
 AFamiliarCalledEl: I've really enjoyed my carbon steel pans
Boopity: This is just that one LRL bit of Ian teaching Cori how to cook eggs (with Matt as her arms but like half of chat didn't realize that)
 iris_of_ether: I've got very functional aluminum
 gralamin: I have aMadegood carbon steel pan, love it
 Redbassist:     
 LurkerSpine: 100 gamer
 Cptasparagus: give them cold meat
 matthaus_c: meatspin.gif
 Bugberry: meat spin
 BusTed: 
 CaptainSpam: Every day, yep.
 iris_of_ether: 
 ButButTheJesus: yep
 xerjen: Those eggs sure are floppy...
 ylegm: Cameron
 Bugberry: a link to the pan
  Simriel: If your penis is in 3 segments, consult every doctor Immedietly
 matthaus_c: elegant
Pteraspidomorphi: Can you knock this guy out with the frying pan and steal his spatula?
 L0rdX33n: @simriel So they can high five you?
 CaptainSpam: If we finish early, will Cameron get to see Egg Squeezer?
Boopity: I love the way the eggs... undulate? when you run them across the pan
 DoodlestheGreat: Oh man, breakfast is getting better. Will we have pancakes next?
 matthaus_c: HowLongToBeat did not account for the player being a Gamer
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This is just the tutorial. The real game doesnt kick in till about 90 hours in
Luminaire_p: That's not true, I love cooking 
 niccus: i think i've heard there are two different difficulties available?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: who know one of the 11 secret herbs and spices was tobacco
 ButButTheJesus: rude
Luminaire_p: 
 matthaus_c: all Magic The Gathering players in shambles
Pteraspidomorphi: Good wor
 Bugberry: I use ubiquitous a little too much.
Luminaire_p: gastrointestinal
  Simriel: Cam did you just get called out by the game
 Bugberry: quatro tamago!
 matthaus_c: quatro huevos?? en esta economia??
 LordZarano: Yon tamago!
 AFamiliarCalledEl: Tetregghedron
 CaptainSpam: So... what's the heat source?
 Cptasparagus: oh is this the new protein folding algorithm i've heard about?
  Juliamon: CaptainSpam friction
 CaptainSpam: Ah, of course.
 LurkerSpine: they'll get dippy eggs and they'll like it
 Cptasparagus: @CaptainSpam Ian made a self-heating nuclear pan on TTSF and now its in the game
  Juliamon: You squeeze the egg. But not too long.
  Simriel: @Cptasparagus Why did I read that as Self Hating Nuclear Pan
 CaptainSpam: I kinda want to see as the game goes on, the ground just gets covered with more and more half-cooked eggs, bacon, sausages, etc...
 Cptasparagus: @Simriel oh no its sentient
 ButButTheJesus: eggxiety
Gizmoloid: what if the world got progressively more splattered from your failures but no one ever addressed that?
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Metric_Furlong: just got in, we frying up some eggs?
Pteraspidomorphi: The cool words!
 LilyOfTheVeil666: "Psychically bonding with an egg" aka helping a Baby Trans
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Big oeuf
 matthaus_c: I like this person
 matthaus_c: I would like to be like this person
Luminaire_p: Sorry, I ignored everything they said
 SymphonySolstice: good for washing your face
 CaptainSpam: Pls do not get head from a vending machine.
 matthaus_c: can't flaunt your curtains
 SymphonySolstice: millennials with anxiety be like
 matthaus_c: it's 20...91?
 Nigouki: Antarctic 2091? was it?
 matthaus_c: and Antarctica, which is very much *not* the Arctic
 matthaus_c: this is that TF2 Spy meme
 SymphonySolstice: hot girl diet
  Juliamon: ah, challenge mode
Metric_Furlong: mmm, tobacco-y
Boopity: Oh honey
 Bugberry: French Style
Boopity: girl dinner
 LordZarano: 12 cigs
Arcticblast324: hey who put my eggs on Twitch? those are MY eggs
 CaptainSpam: NARRATOR: It was not good for her.
 matthaus_c: I am confident it is
 matthaus_c: typos just /feel/ like this aesthetic
 SymphonySolstice: chimken :>
 matthaus_c: one fish two fish
  Juliamon: no eggs...
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
 matthaus_c: GAMING
  Juliamon: SICK FLIPS
TheAinMAP: 
 SymphonySolstice: MLG
 matthaus_c: well the last Poultry Peddler left
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Mouthwashing name drop?
 matthaus_c: so this is where Curly ended up...
Boopity: Dramatic
 Bugberry: weird people go hungry
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Boopity: Or is it the other way around? I definitely *get* weird when I'm hungy
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 CaptainSpam: Haldo and Weclome.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: NegG+
Luminaire_p: Don't mean to egg you on
Metric_Furlong: fill this mouth with egg/fish/cigarette
QuixoticScrivener: I appreciate their attempts to keep the game mechanics diagetic, but campy.
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Boopity: He called you the moment BibleThump
 matthaus_c: I know it's a moustache but I keep seeing an open face plate with wires underneath
 Nigouki: it's like 50% salt by volume, it can't go bad
 Cptasparagus: i feel like the pan has more polygons than most people
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Achovie Unlocked
Boopity: @Cptasparagus The game knows its priorities
Invitare: first you have to catch on fire
Gizmoloid: considering what the doorman told us, does hungry people count popping up imply that we need a smoke after every cooked meal?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: World 1-1
 matthaus_c: just like Jesus said. All the little freaks, come unto me
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh noooo
 SymphonySolstice: hm.
 SymphonySolstice: Do Not
Boopity: That, uhhh...
Boopity: Is it... alive?
 CaptainSpam: This is not how you prepare fugu.
Metric_Furlong: @Boopity not anymore
 LurkerSpine: well that guy is dead
 xantos69: Nothing about that meal was a good idea
 matthaus_c: 2091 people are duilt bifferent
  Juliamon: Blue Noid
Boopity: @Metric_Furlong o_0
 CaptainSpam: The fact that you are never shown even with all the wild camera angle changes is somewhat disconcerting.
 xantos69: Big same
  Juliamon: never mind, you can live here
Boopity: I need that quote isolated with the "chicken" blank for every time social media does the social media thing
Pteraspidomorphi: Reminds me of Pentiment
 Bugberry: speedrun stratz
 CaptainSpam: So, can't wait to see someone run this on SGDQ.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Does the fish stop being bouncy if it's cooked?
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 bytecaster: I just came in, why are we cooking a cigarette?
 niccus: flavor
 SymphonySolstice: a balanced breakfast
Gizmoloid: @bytecaster adds flavour
 bytecaster: I guess you get that certain smoky flavor  that way
 CaptainSpam: I wonder if you could've actually saved that.
 bytecaster: Are there cooking cigarettes like there are cooking wines?
 xantos69: Cook it harder I guess
 bytecaster: Pufferfish are polite like t hat
Boopity: Very kind of it
 bytecaster: Are you supposed to grill pufferfish whole?
Boopity: There are many things happening which are not supposed to
  Mathwyn: Our kingdom for some tongs
 L0rdX33n: Never have I stared so intently at a slice of bacon
Boopity: Wooo! This is strangely ecstatic
 matthaus_c: based soldier
Boopity: Wh
 CaptainSpam: That fish is bleeding exposition!
Boopity: wha
Luminaire_p: oracular fish
 Bugberry: stab the fish for exposition
 ButButTheJesus: wha
  Juliamon: oh
  Simriel: What the fuck
  Juliamon: that's why it's called Arctic Eggs when we're in the Antarctic
 Nigouki: wait hold up
 matthaus_c: damn
Gizmoloid: the fish of exposition
 Nigouki: sure the magnetic poles flip but not the actual earth axis of rotation
 Bugberry: fishposition
 iris_of_ether: oh no
 matthaus_c: oh that's so sick
Boopity: Teach a man who knows how to fish how to cook
  Juliamon: he is REALLY BAD at cooking
IncredibleFrown: a 180 degree transformation, huh...
  Mathwyn: I love sideways egg
 Nigouki: grab a mirror!
 matthaus_c: @IncredibleFrown right? it's so clever
 bytecaster: That bacon and egg could use a cigarette for flavor
 iris_of_ether: Flip it back, reverse it
 Nigouki: hhaa]
Luminaire_p: Flip it in OBS
Gizmoloid: will grabbing the mouse upside down help?
 Nigouki: @Luminaire_p oooooooooooh D:
Gizmoloid: or do you play this on a controller?
  Juliamon: so close...
 matthaus_c: it might be fun to watch someone play this on a Switch
JohnnyLunchbawks: Is it weird that I now want to have bacon and eggs for dinner?
 matthaus_c: @JohnnyLunchbawks you are not immune to advertising
Boopity: Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is a Mario Party minigam
 Nigouki: i hope there's a cat taht comes by to steal the fish occasionally and it's gonna show up to SO MUCH BACON on the floor
Gizmoloid: @johnnylunchbawks as long as you don't add any cigarettes you should be fine
QuixoticScrivener: what is food scarcity?
 matthaus_c: well one cigarette may be fine, certainly not twelve though 
 bytecaster: Not undone, but well-done
 matthaus_c: the Furies are at home in the mirror
 shushu2539: try using a mirror
JohnnyLunchbawks: @Gizmoloid But how else am I supposed to time it?
 iris_of_ether: To the moon
Gizmoloid: why is he making egg and bacon anyway, didn't he want to learn to cook fish?
 bytecaster: @Gizmoloid We all gotta start somewhere
 SymphonySolstice: the music really adds to the experience here
 spicyFerret_: Do not severely wound yourself with the baxon.
Boopity: @Gizmoloid Oh I completely forgot about that 
IncredibleFrown: fish bacon...
Metric_Furlong: yeah, the Beyond Good And Evil final boss fight gets pretty tough sometimes 
 matthaus_c: well so far we've cooked a Pufferfish the same way we cook a Cigarette
 Nigouki: every unsuccessful attempt is practice :3
 matthaus_c: so maybe the skills all transfer
 bytecaster: I do love how nicely it flings the bacon
  Mathwyn: "Got a light?" *pulls out frying pan* Sure
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 bytecaster: From the back row: "Do a flip!"
Metric_Furlong: so how's you day been, chat? get up to anything interesting?
 spicyFerret_: Oh, goodbye!
 LordZarano: It'll be fun doing the next uninverted one after this
 rotarysorter: did I stumble into a watch and play?
 matthaus_c: @Metric_Furlong dealing with a Shining elevator's worth of phlegm, but otherwise chilling 
 bytecaster: @rotarysorter No, here the jank is deliberate part of the experience and not just a dev not knowing how to do it better
Gizmoloid: I wonder if all this is straightforward physics sim or the dev had to fiddle with it to work just right?
 spicyFerret_: Now do a kickflip!
Luminaire_p: 
Boopity: Woo!
 matthaus_c: cycle your legs, stretch your fluids, flip your cigarette
 kimmibeans: Perfect timing! I was just about to make myself a cup of tea because it is effing cold!
  Juliamon: For those not on the Discord, take note of the PiF added to the schedule!
 matthaus_c: oh shit Stalker 2 PIF!
Boopity: I can't cycle my legs, they're still in the washing machine 
 rotarysorter: @bytecaster good ol deliberate jank, the best kind of jank
 LordZarano: Oh huh I thought Refantazio was gonna be the next PiF
  Juliamon: I presume book-writing pre-empted it
 bytecaster: The power of the blorbo is stronger than the pif
  Juliamon: Only one time-consuming hobby at a time
 matthaus_c: hobbies are hungry little dragons
Metric_Furlong: hello
 iris_of_ether: Oooh miso
  Juliamon: forever envious of hot water on demand
 iris_of_ether: You do you
 bytecaster: Soup good
 matthaus_c: idk man I don't care what you do with your body
  Juliamon: you *can* get vegetarian dashi, but hey, who cares
 Coloneljesus: adamDriverGoodSoup.gif
 SymphonySolstice: you can eat anything you want forever
Boopity: When you're fish, you're family
 bytecaster: Good designs have been out for quite some time now
 bytecaster: *decisions
 L0rdX33n: lorge feesh
 matthaus_c: sometimes corpses just twitch
 iris_of_ether: What you eat has zero bearing on our lives, etc
 niccus: of all the ways to use a carnivore, shavings of a ferment is a great way to stretch it
 matthaus_c: hot damn
  Juliamon: why is it STILL flopping
 BusTed: 
Gizmoloid: saving it!
 iris_of_ether:  
 matthaus_c: @Juliamon same reason Harvey Dent keeps going
 accountmadeforants: All this flipping has Tony Hawk's Pro Skater energy
TheAinMAP:  
 iris_of_ether: Sea pancake nooooo
 SymphonySolstice: delicious pancake
 iris_of_ether: The jukes!
 matthaus_c: this is not what Steve Irwin would have wanted
Gizmoloid: he's just the right size
 matthaus_c: never eat for free!
 accountmadeforants: I like that everyone is undulating
 matthaus_c: man said the Ship of Theseus is stupid
 Coloneljesus: she's gamin'
 iris_of_ether: Actively gaming
 silenceaux: Cori just keeps winning, can't be stopped
 BusTed: 
 accountmadeforants: o7
 iris_of_ether: 
Jethrain: F
 Nigouki: back to the sea from where he came..
Gizmoloid: an uncommon support from the puffer!
 matthaus_c: unto that wild pale yonder
 accountmadeforants: I do wish I had the power to fry a round thing in two passes like that
 iris_of_ether: Free bacon
Gizmoloid: is that how he catches fish? Harrdcore
trees0302: <message deleted>GO TOUCH SOME FREAKING GRASS
 silenceaux: Getting that smoky flavour(?)
  Juliamon: Can't, it's under too much snow
your_average_ground_troop: Classic america dad meal
 accountmadeforants: Ah, smoked fish
trees0302: <message deleted>YOUR PRONOUNS ARE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 undecided44: Can he tell us where sailors hang out?
  Juliamon: Ease up on the caps there
 iris_of_ether: Would it smoke like this or like this, etc
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/EphemeralSweetChickpeaImGlitch-HFcDfS54xx-YcOcs
 Nigouki: Do a flip! NO NOT LIKE THAT!
 accountmadeforants: Dang, this meal is *not* simple at all!
 niccus: it would be so difficult to cook a big mouth billy bass
  Juliamon: what
 LordZarano: I wonder how many people have actually tried cooking cigarette after playing this
 Nigouki: NDAs suck balls
 matthaus_c: I like the Wheelie egg
 silenceaux: Extremely bouncy
 matthaus_c: clean
 SymphonySolstice: Gaming
 matthaus_c: these freaks got nothing on Cori
Gizmoloid: impeccable
 Nigouki: to the deep fryer in the sky
  Juliamon: speedrun strats?
 kdefinition: This is Persona 6
brynnjacka: which is the greater weapon, gravity gun or pan
 matthaus_c: our pan is metal gear
 bytecaster: Wait, is this frog fractions 7?
 SymphonySolstice: v o i d
  Juliamon: Seems everyone thinks about it
 iris_of_ether: *Holst lover activated*
 matthaus_c: I've met that person
 Coloneljesus: i kinda like the breathing aparatus fashion things
 SymphonySolstice: so true bestie
Jethrain: i'm not sold on meal-prepped fried eggs
  Juliamon: coffee?? give coffee
 jessieimproved: This was such a great time to join the stream, I am so confused
 jessieimproved: (i love it)
 iris_of_ether:   
 SymphonySolstice: nods
 emmaInProgress: when scrubbing the toilet, make sure to put the steak far away from you, got it
 SquareDotCube: Beer battered egg
 kumatsu: that classic dish of a beer-fried egg
 BusTed: dang
TheAinMAP: 
sadfleck: just got here, what we cookin?
 Nigouki: D:
 BusTed: what a move
 Coloneljesus: holy moly
 empyreon: PRO
 Nigouki: holy shit
Jethrain: Deep fried magic right there
IncredibleFrown: hot fried beer heah
 silenceaux: Gaming. Again. Gaming.
 matthaus_c: what show of skill
 iris_of_ether: Sick egg
 Nigouki: MAD SKILLZ
TheAinMAP:   
 Coloneljesus: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/LivelyTrustworthyPartridgeTBCheesePull-GD1KuNZGeqd3Gc-V
 matthaus_c: o wise trash brain what is your wisdom
  Juliamon: are we not all brains within a pile of trash, though?
 kdefinition: What is the mind but a plaything of the body?
 iris_of_ether:  ?
 matthaus_c: this is Umurangi Generation 2
 Nigouki: jfc
 iris_of_ether: Y I k e s
 ButButTheJesus: sir
 empyreon: sir, this is an Applebees
 jessieimproved: this has Beautycopter levels of unhinged
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/InventiveRenownedAsparagusCurseLit-RPO6c4bEofd7EtRj
dauthi_vod_watcher: it for sure has beautycopter adjacent energy
 Coloneljesus: man, beautycopter sure is a game
 Coloneljesus: I like to inflict it
Gizmoloid: Imagine being in a club, hearing "I already failed!", turning and getting a faceful of fried egg 
 Nigouki: a game of actual skill
 Coloneljesus: Godskin apostle?
  Juliamon: Gizmoloid Raw egg, she hadn't cooked it yet
 SquareDotCube: How did that last find a Fugi shirt?
 accountmadeforants: Regular Guyskin Apostle
 matthaus_c: big sweater with a full print of a classical art rendition of Nic Cage's face
 Nigouki: this, this is the proper amount of hammered
 accountmadeforants: This is how you fry with beer batter, right? 
 Coloneljesus: 2nd god flip?
  Juliamon: beer (battered)
TheAinMAP: 
 matthaus_c: holy shit
 jessieimproved: That frying pan looks disturbingly like *my* frying pan
TheAinMAP: 
 jessieimproved: indeed
 ofstrife: what fever dream did I just start watching?
 Coloneljesus: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ImpartialPlumpAdminArgieB8-STb2uaJGxaX8f_7x
Gizmoloid: @juliamon true, though I think a good egg with yolk still a bit liquid is funnier
 matthaus_c: evil evil evil evil
 jessieimproved: cook. that. phone!
 accountmadeforants: Apparently you can do a free-form mode, too. And some people have set some truly devious challenges for themselves
 LordZarano: This reminds me a lot of Umurangi Generation actually
 L0rdX33n: mmmmm beerfish
 OminouslyOminous: I think I had this conversation in a grad school homework forum once
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 LordZarano: Just with ridiculous cooking instead of photography
 goombalax: what the fuck is this
 CaptainSpam: Did they contrive this entire setting JUST to use antidisestablishmentarianism in a sentence?!?
Metric_Furlong: @goombalax Arctic Eggs
 OminouslyOminous: The egg whites look like beautiful jellyfish
 matthaus_c: holy MOLY
dauthi_vod_watcher: pure skill
TheAinMAP: 
 matthaus_c: egg pillow...
  Juliamon: HELL YEAH
 xantos69: This one gets it.
 gralamin: This guy gets it
 gralamin: One? I don't know what it is really.
Jethrain: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SparklingIgnorantIguanaTakeNRG-v2VzDXV7VWt2Uwde
 jessieimproved: I'm a banana
 accountmadeforants: How... how do you write for this.
 Mangledpixel: tube here
 kdefinition: Gee, Cori, how come your mom lets you have two beers?
 Mangledpixel: thickuid
  Juliamon: "cheap"
 matthaus_c: thick beer
  Juliamon: I mean, water also looks thick on a hot frying pan
 matthaus_c: hate it when the beer gets cocked
 matthaus_c: sport
 LurkerSpine: 100 flipping god
 goombalax: I rate that five out of six stomachs
 xantos69: Truth
 LordZarano: Egg cooked in beer is presumably a thing irl right?
 matthaus_c: soooo evil
 ThePixelSavage: this is deeply unsettling to me ....
 Coloneljesus: dangit. just wanted to go buy this game but steam is down
 Coloneljesus: steam api servers, at least
 niccus: usual tuesdays
 SquareDotCube: Tuesday
Jethrain: normal tuesday maintenance
 matthaus_c: girl dinner
 Coloneljesus: oooh yeah
 Coloneljesus: kinda wild that that's still a thing tbh
 matthaus_c: consultant behaviour
Pteraspidomorphi: It's not a bad day for it
 ThePixelSavage: now we know why she likes consultants!
Jethrain: maintenance gonna maint
 Nigouki: squat into infinity
 ButButTheJesus: aaaaaaaaa
TheAinMAP: 
 Coloneljesus: underwater level?
 silenceaux: Oh this is really nice?
 accountmadeforants: Dang, can't believe they dropped this wonderful view down here, better get it back to them
 matthaus_c: this does not seem like a sustainable sewer solution
 goombalax: are we the Gangrel?
 silenceaux: I feel we should stop defecating into this space.
  Simriel: I thougt it was a Gangrel with Issues
 Coloneljesus: 
TheAinMAP: Big ol' fish
 ThePixelSavage: the Dolphin from Johnny Mnemonic!
 matthaus_c: DJ Tariq!
 ButButTheJesus: have you egg'd your whales today
 accountmadeforants: C'mon whale
 Juliamon: oh... now we DO yeet
 CaptainSpam: Gotta meet us haflway here, whale.
 accountmadeforants: This ambient music is fantastic
 korvys: eggciting?
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm surprised the whale only wants an egg
 Bugberry: eggapult
 OminouslyOminous: It didn't catch that very whale.
GapFiller:  guessing the no MoC sticky is staying up there for the whole rest of today then eh
 CaptainSpam: Patient whale.
 matthaus_c: the whale has STANDARDS
 Nigouki: it want's that slight burn on its tongue that bothers you for a day or two
  Juliamon: look I don't see the pins
  Juliamon: they don't show up on chatty
GapFiller: Juliamon  apoligies if that came across as personal
GapFiller: absolutely not the intent
TheAinMAP: We have specialized in flipping into the pan, not out.
  Juliamon: nah I know
 SquareDotCube: Gotta go slower than that. You are dealing with game physics after all
  Juliamon: it actually does annoy me that Chatty hasn't added pintegration yet
 Lord_Hosk: Listen whale, we did out part you gotta do a LITTLE
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe it can be frisbee'd
 Morrigan9: hey, looks like a follow up glorp stream lol
 ThePixelSavage: first try!
 accountmadeforants: 
Skeletonman1100: GG
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 CaptainSpam: 
TheAinMAP: 
GapFiller: 
 goombalax: calling crickets "roosters of the moon" is fun
 matthaus_c: if William Blake had been born in 2000 this is what he'd be doing
Gizmoloid: did I miss it or did the whale not count as hungry person fed?
  Juliamon: aha
 accountmadeforants: 🫴 can you fry an egg on Mt. Everest
 Twilight_Spark: In Soviet Russia, gun fires you at disco!
TheAinMAP: Aw, one more?
 KeytarCat: The dork eeper!
Pteraspidomorphi: They did say there were a few extra
 Twilight_Spark: Forget horny jail, this is hungry jail.
 ThePixelSavage: is this 5% Cam?
 BusTed: 
 Nigouki: that's cheating
 SymphonySolstice: mission failed
 kdefinition: Rude
 rentar42: it feels so weird that pixelated 3d graphics are now retro-cool. I love that this is a "valid" art style for indie games now ...
 kimmibeans: The roaches are secretely planning our demise. Do not trust them
 goombalax: I had a really bad encounter with a roach, god that apartment sucked
 Coloneljesus: can you have good encounters with roaches?
 Twilight_Spark: Must be nice
 ThePixelSavage: they are members of the community and sit on the HOA board
  Mathwyn: @thepixelsavage They demand more trash on your property
  Juliamon: You can have good encounters. Statistically speaking, though, you won't.
 LilyOfTheVeil666: The bloops! Love the bloops
Astramentha:   
  Juliamon: sure does
 CaptainSpam: There is no turning back.  You must egg.
 CaptainSpam: Oh no, it's a gauntlet!
 couchboyj: I frequently think every now and then, of the glorious fruit of the noble hen
  Juliamon: the speedrun for the game submitted for GDQ approval is 28 stomachs fed, I guess the Saint only counts as one stomach despite being 6
 Coloneljesus: Gaston's stomachs
EvilBadman: 6 hearts means it can withstand unheard of cholesterol
 Coloneljesus: a lil guy
 BusTed: Getting a little crowded
 matthaus_c: oh yeah the one that looks like a screaming chicken fetus
 korvys: Why does everyone like their eggs over easy anyway>
 CaptainSpam: Sure am glad you can't burn things.
JAGxTERRA: hella intense
 Twilight_Spark: What does this game tell us about the meaning of egg?
 Nigouki: i really hope that after this massive trial you get chastised for feeding just one of the prisoners and not all of them
Invitare: are you... taunting the chickens?
 CaptainSpam: That is a hand.
 Nigouki: 1 egg. 6 cockroaches
 L0rdX33n: this is eggs-cruciating
 niccus: fine, one egg and 7 beers
 niccus: what if you have to flip to the third side
 omdorastrix: The top of mount everest isn't hot enough - you'd need something hot and flat to fry an egg, Everest is cold and pointy
 L0rdX33n: Air above the pan will be warm no matter how cold it is out
AOEbe: what is tis game
 BusTed: eeeyyy
 OminouslyOminous: 
Metric_Furlong: @AOEbe Arctic Eggs
Skeletonman1100: I feel so transcended. . .
 L0rdX33n: Yayyyyyyy!
 silenceaux: They're sending you to Everest babyyyyyyy
 SymphonySolstice: the cooking mama franchise has gone in a really weird direction
Metric_Furlong: !game good
 couchboyj: Is this some kind of yolk?
 iris_of_ether:   
 LilyOfTheVeil666: *thunderous applause*
Pteraspidomorphi: I enjoyed it
 L0rdX33n: Eggs-cellent game
Squallloir: I knew you two would love this one!
Jethrain: huh, "Spanish" had a backwards S
 ButButTheJesus: E G G A R T
 kimmibeans: May I offer you an egg in these trying times?
dauthi_vod_watcher: amazing
 Gekyouryuu: awww, dangit, I missed everything after we jumped into a toilet
Metric_Furlong: game of the year every year
 omdorastrix: How IS ceiling egg anyways?
 silenceaux: YES
EvilBadman: GOAT-Egg
 OminouslyOminous: @kimmibeans These frying times
Skeletonman1100: Bonus LEVEL!
  Juliamon: uh oh
 BusTed: Time to find out
  Juliamon: we are a cook, not a pilot, I guess
Metric_Furlong: guess we're going to find out
 L0rdX33n: Turns out you suck at landing
 Twilight_Spark: I do think they put him to rest recently.
 ButButTheJesus: we live here now?
 L0rdX33n: I misspoke
EvilBadman: Mr. Six Stomaches, a first jet has hit Everest
 Morrigan9: got one of them LLM autopilots
 L0rdX33n: Fucking autopilot
 kimmibeans: It looks like a chicken
  Juliamon: bawk
 korvys: Hands down, and then up again, in a flicking motion
 SquareDotCube: Gonna be a little hard using a heat source
 McBannin: lol, arrived to hear, "ITS A CHICKEN!"
 ButButTheJesus: chmkn wzdm
 SymphonySolstice: chimken :>
 kimmibeans: Have you ever held a dchicken?
 L0rdX33n: Oh chicken of everest…
  Juliamon: good birb
Metric_Furlong: @kimmibeans I have
 ThePixelSavage: it friend shaped
 LurkerSpine: most chickens I've held did not want to be held lol
Invitare: have you ever beheld a chicken?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 CaptainSpam: Magnifique.
 goombalax: ART
 SymphonySolstice: 10/10 Art™
 kimmibeans: They really are soft and warm, surprisingly
 couchboyj: Birb
TheAinMAP: 
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote chicken
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 kimmibeans: My mom's favorite photo of me is from when i was about 4 and I am holding a chicken at the petting zoo with the biggest grin on my face
 kimmibeans: I recreated that photo for her 60th birthday lol
 BusTed: @kimmibeans That is adorable
 ButButTheJesus: @kimmibeans d'awwwwww
 korvys: Hey remember when you flipped an egg without tipping 2 beer bottles? Peak gaming
  Juliamon: per the steam page, you do in fact need to 100% for the sandbox
Invitare: yeah I feel like air pressure would be more relevant than temperature
 kimmibeans: You can't cook an egg on Everest, otherwise you'll never get the chicken
 silenceaux: induction pan?
 omdorastrix: You can't cook an egg on everest, it's too cold and pointy - you'd have to cook it on a frying pan over a fire (warm and flat)
 korvys: Have you seen the hard-mode pan?
 niccus: maybe the water boils before the egg white denatures and yolk hardens, so it's more like freeze drying snot
 ButButTheJesus: huh, TIL
Invitare: is it just a spatula?
 silenceaux: The saint said it might be irrelevant... But also asked you to let him know.
 korvys: We're still on booth
 omdorastrix: @niccus I think that is the proposition
 TheMerricat: "Boiling point The boiling point of water decreases as altitude increases. At sea level, water boils at 212°F (100°C), but at the top of Mount Everest, it boils at 154°F (68°C).  Egg protein coagulation Egg whites need to reach 176°F (80°C) to solidify, while egg yolks need to reach 158°F (70°C). "
EvilBadman: you're on booth
Jethrain: we just have booth view
  Juliamon: SHOW
 CaptainSpam: The deal with airline food is that it's surprisingly difficult to prepare decent meals on a packed tin can with air pressure madness.
 niccus: camera
InconsiderateHat: ohno
Invitare: ah a crepe pan
 SquareDotCube: Hah, easy is a wok
Squallloir: my friend speedran this game and the run really is just do the cooking fast and correctly and then a couple movement techs
 matthaus_c: NG+ pen goes fully 2D
 omdorastrix: Also - Practically hauling all your food making stuff to the top of everest would be somewhat impractical -  IIRC similar to antarctic expections  you end up eating things like straight butter butter
 omdorastrix: Tomatoes don't taste like anything anyways
  Juliamon: what? tomato has a flavour
  Juliamon: I mean, technically
 omdorastrix: The common grocery store tomato is relatively bland and tasteless compared with heirloom varieties...
 KeytarCat: Tomatoes have so many flavors that growing them fast just doesn't give them time to mature.  Fast tomatoes don't taste like much
Metric_Furlong: it's true, they do
 SquareDotCube: One of the core savory vegetables
 CaptainSpam: It's very difficult to generalize "Americans" and you know it!
 SquareDotCube: Why do think sauce is made from tomatoes
  Juliamon: I've had good pineapple in Brazil
 korvys: I don't think people don't like pineapple on pizza as much as it's a thing to playfully banter about
  Juliamon: I still like regular-ass pineapple pizza
 ghizmou: is canadian pineapple much better than american?
 silenceaux: Hm, raisins on pizza......
 kimmibeans: Huzzah! My copy of Monikers just came in
 xantos69: I am one of the people who things pinapple on pizza is bad.  I simply hate sweet mixed with cheese.  I will never change my mind on that.
 Xed_Regulus: The other day I saw a picture of kiwi on pizza
Invitare: does Canada bleach its chicken?
 goombalax: Americans also have wierd opinions about Pumpkin pie and it makes me think they've never tasted good pumpkin
 Driosenth: dairy regs
Squallloir: my grandma in swweden doesn't like the texture of pineapple
 omdorastrix: Some people like the sweet-salty dichotomy
 ghizmou: @xantos69 you don't care for cheesecake?
  Juliamon: goombalax well, for one, it's usually not pumpkin
 CaptainSpam: @Xed_Regulus I dunno.  Not sure I'd like photo paper on a pizza.
 jessicaengle: Its very likely most Americans have not had good pie period.
 goombalax: @Juliamon it is in canad
Mapson_69: I hate the roach ai in this game so brutal
 SquareDotCube: Me and you, two roaches on a crepe pan
 theHazeSystem: @ghizmou cream cheese bagels???
  Juliamon: goombalax that's what I mean, America has bad opinions because they're literally not eating the same thing
 CaptainSpam: Less a "pan", more a wok at this point.
 xantos69: @ghizmou No.  Cheese in general for me has a specific limitation.  It goes on Pizza and it goes on pasta.  Nowhere else.
 theHazeSystem: speaking of sweet and savory/salty together, brie, apple and bacon sandwiches are amazing
 Coloneljesus: @theHazeSystem add some honey mustard to that
 ThePixelSavage: will the end boss be just 8 cockroaches?
 theHazeSystem: i think i did haha
 Cptasparagus: i wish his cellmate was jsut like "hi im thomas jefferson"
 ButButTheJesus: C U B E
  Juliamon: we hold the pan with our left, and we dropped it to shake hands, so yeah... this is a southpaw world
TheAinMAP: 
 iris_of_ether: Uhhhhh
IncredibleFrown: there's a mario party minigame that's this
 ButButTheJesus: they wat
 kimmibeans: Oh, did we give up on harrd mode?
  Juliamon: yeah, no point
 Twilight_Spark: Including the roaches?
  Juliamon: we want to progress
 ThePixelSavage: have you seen where they put salt on a very fresh peice of meat?
 kimmibeans: Fari enough
 kimmibeans: *Fair enough
 CaptainSpam: I'm just expecting to hear a distinct "SPLUT" when the meat cube hits the floor.
RTwo28: Darn, I'm late to ceiling egg action!
 SquareDotCube: Cube hits the ground with the most unsettling of splaps
 Driosenth: platonic (cube) ideal of a chicken
 TheMerricat: So I made the mistake of looking up Russian Meat Cube ...
 SymphonySolstice: rude
 ButButTheJesus: isn't that the same chicken music you made Cori?
 Coloneljesus: oh no
  Juliamon: He's sure getting a show
 theHazeSystem: thats no egg thats a jellyfish
 ButButTheJesus: MY EGG
RTwo28: Heh, ammo cooking
 SquareDotCube: As long as it's not a grenade
Jethrain: whole new meaning to "cooking a grenade"
trees0302: THIS IS BORING
 theHazeSystem: this is fascinating
RTwo28: This is neat.
 kimmibeans: This is ART!
Invitare: this is egg
 Coloneljesus: true bestie
RTwo28: This is egg indeed
 silenceaux: Accessibility diminishes. Maybe that's just a trade-off we make, societally.
InconsiderateHat: If it was for everyone to enjoy, it wouldn't be art.
 goombalax: Yes, O learned guard
  Juliamon: If art is diminished beyond repair in the name of accessibility, maybe it wasn't very good art
 theHazeSystem: @Juliamon as a disabled person. agreed
GapFiller:  is a pizza an egg
 matthaus_c: give us some of that good roach, with the wings /and/ radiation
  Juliamon: that problem took care of itself
 CaptainSpam: That is a tortilla.
 niccus: can you bake a pizza on everest
 Coloneljesus: I think the point was more about accessibility taste-wise
 matthaus_c: this is a great stream to paint to btw
 theHazeSystem: like Celeste has accessibility options that make you not die, unlimited jumping, in a game about difficult platforming. people that want it can use it and still enjoy it, people that dont want it arent affected by it at all
 SymphonySolstice: accessibility and sanitization are two different things
 kireawolf: @theHazeSystem I think she was referring to a different kind of accessibility.
 theHazeSystem: ah
 goombalax: that also starts to get more subjective
 SymphonySolstice: yeah, some things are allowed to be more complicated to approach
 Bugberry: That's why Dark Souls appeals to so many
 jacqui_lantern234: so, chat i have exciting news!!! guess who got approved for a chest surgery?!?! (no not THAT chest surgery) 
 Bugberry: not just the difficulty, the obtuse way it reveals it's story.
 ThePixelSavage: what ... the
 Coloneljesus: @jacqui_lantern234 gratz!
 Coloneljesus: hope all goes well
InconsiderateHat: @jacqui_lantern234 
 CaptainSpam: Show me your moves!
 jacqui_lantern234: i have the normal number of ribs already
 OminouslyOminous: Oh, to be a decomissioned dolphin
 Coloneljesus: more ribs, actually
 jacqui_lantern234: theyre just misformed
 SymphonySolstice: instructions unclear, add more ribs
 xantos69: I can get behind the idea that "mainstream" often means "dumbed down for the masses".  But the other side of that is if the art is so weird that only the person who made it "gets it".  Then you end up with really pretentious people constantly making excuses for stuff that is just bad.  That is just ripe for gatekeeping BS.
Red_Dead_Monkey: Extra pocket UNDER the ribs?
  Juliamon: Rib deformation from excessive hugging? 
 Coloneljesus: @xantos69 that's not a problem of the art per se tho
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah, they need to be educated on how to not be concave at my sternum
Metric_Furlong: I agree, but a *lot* of people don't unfortunately
 jacqui_lantern234: @Juliamon no, im just born fucked up
Red_Dead_Monkey: When did NATO make egg ahting ammunition?
 Bugberry: @xantos69 Some things are flawed, but have unique qualities that are worth praising. Some people just tend to throw the baby out with the bath water.
 RonaldMcDownload: that dolphin is beyond need now
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 Coloneljesus: who is throwing bathwater instead of pouring it down the drain anyway?
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 jacqui_lantern234: @Coloneljesus a gamer, probably 
InconsiderateHat: BACON!
  Juliamon: balanced diet
 SymphonySolstice: presumably people before they had plumbing
InconsiderateHat: WHEE
Jethrain: BLT is short for bullet now
 Bugberry: pepper them with gun powder
SimianWizard: it is OUT OF HERE
 Coloneljesus: 100 bits just for fun
 SymphonySolstice: got it on lock
InconsiderateHat: *claps*
 RealGamerCow: "I got it!"
 Coloneljesus: oh god those beds are SO narrow
 ButButTheJesus: Unfortunately, I got it
 jacqui_lantern234: but yeah, i'll probably be absent from chats in about a month. know that ill be totally fine
 RealGamerCow: that top bunk does not have much clearance
  Juliamon: I was gonna ask how they get up and down from the top bunk, but... I guess that answers that
 goombalax: top bunk sucks actually
 Coloneljesus: 12 meat cubes and 12 bullets
 SymphonySolstice: full sos
 iris_of_ether: !clip
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 CaptainSpam: Sosij
 jacqui_lantern234: SOSIG
 Twilight_Spark: Hah, dicks
 ButButTheJesus: LEWD
 empyreon: MANY SOSIG
 niccus: folks, remember to not crowd the pan
 jacqui_lantern234: @CaptainSpam #SameBrainCell
 BusTed: Jenna Stoeber formulated the Pizza Ray challenge, wherein you try to cook a pizza and a ray on a hard level pan.
 ButButTheJesus: yes! burn them all!
 CaptainSpam: Roll 6d6 for dinner!
 RealGamerCow: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SullenBlueOcelotImGlitch-_ACsWK4BL75xHDow
 Coloneljesus: ah you were quicker @RealGamerCow  https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AdventurousSmilingReubenPogChamp-nVZ1AkT7FSzMgx_d
 niccus: pizza with one anchovy
Metric_Furlong: Underworld?
 SymphonySolstice: game Good
Metric_Furlong: yay, still got the internet search skills
 Coloneljesus: l'art
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 ButButTheJesus: egg. art.
 KeytarCat: Artic Eggs
 UltraVioletVodoo: i think its saying bwak bwak bwak bwak bwak
 ButButTheJesus: @KeytarCat MY GOD
 SymphonySolstice: now I want eggs and sosig
 kimmibeans: This was surprisingly engrossing
 UltraVioletVodoo: dennys
Metric_Furlong: at a certain point, trying to speak entirely in words can be too limiting
 RealGamerCow: Vampire Dennys
 kimmibeans: I did not think watching eggs get cooked would be so riveting
 jacqui_lantern234: BREAKFAST AT CORI'S!!! 
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 xantos69: 50 Bits
 RealGamerCow: There;'s a diner near me that has immense portions. A "side" of sausage or bacon is a whole pound
 RealGamerCow: Their omlettes are 5 eggs
Metric_Furlong: I think errant signal made a video about it at one point
 niccus: it's been fairly big in the indie circuits
 KeytarCat: This would be hilarious on Nope
RTwo28: I ran into it through my steam discovery queue
 Coloneljesus: hang out on itch io
 kimmibeans: Question: Tomorrow starts the new semester. How shoud I greet my college Biology students?
  Juliamon: it's gotten some buzz and it got accepted as a backup for GDQ
Metric_Furlong: you know, the developer of Beautycopter has made some other games...
 Ashmantle: 
 jacqui_lantern234: thanks for streaming, you two 
 jacqui_lantern234: yall are delightful
GapFiller: oh thats a fully fledged PiF now eh
GapFiller: neat
RTwo28: I haven't modded Stalker 2 yet and it's playable
 Coloneljesus: some good highlights in there today for sure
Metric_Furlong: @GapFiller yeah, we're IDDQDerping again
 Coloneljesus: oh hell yeah ARCS!
 Coloneljesus: it's so good
RTwo28: On day 1 Stalker 2 was kinda flawed
 KeytarCat: Roots in SPAAACE
 Twilight_Spark: Sick. Oath also good but Arcs I'm interested in.
EvilBadman: you're missing montana and the dakotas mostly
 Coloneljesus: ARCS can be meaner than ROOT, be aware 
GapFiller: Metric_Furlong guessing Kathleens schedule has presuambly pushed back the Reophantasio PiF that was supposed to happen at some point
 Twilight_Spark: We store trees which are pre-cards
 PipeSmokingOwl: gonna be needed for conquest of the Dakotas
 PipeSmokingOwl: thats the purpose...
 jacqui_lantern234:  CORI
 iris_of_ether: Don't get me started on Cybertrucks
 CaptainSpam: Well, the way the rest of the world understands America is "one apparently all-encompassing backwater in the southeast, and maybe also LA and NYC if they're lucky". 
 Twilight_Spark: Vandalism!
 KeytarCat: The NotRust is great
 iris_of_ether: A CT appeared at work. There's salt everywhere right now. I'll report back
 Coloneljesus: I don't need rust remover I want rust adder
 Driosenth: My hand oils are bad enough to do that to a CT
GapFiller: LRL HYPE
Metric_Furlong: ah, so it's Vampire the Masquerade again
  Juliamon: Trenton?
 SquareDotCube: From New Jersey?
 PipeSmokingOwl: yay nj.....shrug
 PipeSmokingOwl: Paterson represent
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 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem. And the eggs!
 Coloneljesus: byeeee and ty!
 GapFiller: thanks for streaming     
 empyreon:   
 ButButTheJesus: thankee strem!
 PipeSmokingOwl: 
 DoodlestheGreat: Eggs this week, fruit the next. Is there a game about oatmeal? We could make that the third week...
 KeytarCat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CloudyEndearingPeanutDendiFace-0jctbw0eJmQ1fAXk
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