Metric_Furlong: hello
Metric_Furlong: I say, very late
r10pez10: !greetings
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ihlendrax: !box
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Metric_Furlong: got distracted doing my teeth and undertaking the mental exercise of 'LRR crew as non-Warhammer miniature games'
Metric_Furlong: a very normal mental exercise we're all familiar with
r10pez10: muscle touch
Metric_Furlong: that's a physical exercise you silly billy
r10pez10: oh sorry
r10pez10: thought touch
Metric_Furlong: perfect
brainbosh: !next
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AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
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johnnylongtorso: here's a sweet draft tip: there are vampires in this set
definenull: And werewolves
flatluigi: is this a half hour early? i thought the calendar said 8
Juliamon: !next
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DoodlestheGreat: They needed more time because it's an 8-person draft
Marvoleath: @flatluigi 8 person drafts start early
Fruan: @flatluigi I think they're starting early to draft?
r10pez10: if i had to guess, because they got a full eigh-
TheAwkes: Who up starting they draft early?
flatluigi: i checked the calendar an hour ago and swore it said 8, is the thing
flatluigi: but maybe i just misread
Juliamon: It definitely didn't
DoodlestheGreat: 8 PERSON, not 8 on the clock.
flatluigi: i do mean 8 on the clock
r10pez10: me realising how cool it is they managed to swing eight people
Marvoleath: welp, you are here, that's the important thing :)
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all.
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 8 swingers tonight?
definenull: That's a really big playground then
micalovits: And I was scared I was half an hour late after I realized they started an hour early last time they did an 8 person draft lrrLUL
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is half an hour early so they have extra time for the draft
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DoughyDemon: ooo i wonder who's playing tonight
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definenull: Uh ohhh drafties
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: good goof
public_key_reveal_party: good bit streamer
bennybartez: Hi all :)
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: what about gaffs?
r10pez10: i thought he was actually hurt
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: will there be gaffs?
r10pez10: so yeah, good goof
Fruan: Big Table
definenull: Loong loong table
Fr0Dough: 8 hottest people playing magic at the moonbase on jan 24th 2025
bytecaster: If you have the big table, you gotta use it
NotCainNorAbel: CAM!
r10pez10: hi paul
Dog_of_Myth: Nice one Cam
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: everyboudy
SymphonySolstice: clean
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itsj0mi: FutureMan
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r10pez10: !ck
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elgenericosfavoriteorphan: wow
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SymphonySolstice: curd kingdom
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DeM0nFiRe: sergeOffByOne
Dog_of_Myth: Off by one
NotCainNorAbel: sergeOffByOne
Diabore: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
itsj0mi: missed lethal
DEATHlikescats: 13
definenull: Off by one!
Kentosaurus: good thing this game doesn't involve math
Marvoleath: sergeOffByOne
Mai_Andra: he did the thing!
DEATHlikescats: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR ratewoNderHahahah
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johnnylongtorso: @Kentosaurus just don't block
micalovits: Truly a kingdom of cards
r10pez10: that's awesome
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OldUncleDan: Could you imagine what it would have been like if a Math Teacher created this game?
jessicaengle: Haldo!
itsj0mi: PogChamp
laikagoat: wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
Lord_Hosk: No bump in the night... the set is crap
gibbousm: Who's in the top 8?
definenull: I'm hoping my lgs draft pod will fire tomorrow...
jessicaengle: armoroPog armoroPog armoroPog
micalovits: Wheeler is sometimes
Diabore: wheeler was
Fruan: Wheeler was that one year, a million years ago
Diabore: wheeler even made finals
DEATHlikescats: Ariana grande’ 7 rounds
flatluigi: fire the losers
jessicaengle: Poutine!
enbycephalopod: Poutine
jessicaengle: @flatluigi Oofa!
Gooseblast: DEAL
bytecaster: What if Nelson vlogs his tournament grind?
jessicaengle: "Only winners get salaries"
Marvoleath: !ppr
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Marvoleath: and with guests!
DEATHlikescats: @bytecaster excellent idea!
micalovits: That could actually be fun thing to see... A vlog of the monday grinds each month
bennybartez: hes been here 13 times no?
r10pez10: shivam rules
Dog_of_Myth: @r10pez10 Agree
definenull: 4?!?
r10pez10: P1P1 tree of perdition
Diabore: this will be third according to wiki
jessicatheblack: 3x Delver of Secrets!
Kentosaurus: good thing reading isn't required in this game
Diabore: throne of eldraine and ravnica allegiance
bytecaster: Befuddle is in this set?!?
3and4fifths: I assume there was a PPR that coincided with him being on talking sim...
DEATHlikescats: 3 pts for Diablore!
RatherLargeToad: Ak! Zombies!
definenull: hot take
r10pez10: poor arlinn
jessicatheblack: @r10pez10 Poor Arlinn?
Gooseblast: Mono lingering souls wheelerRat
jessicatheblack: @Gooseblast dear gods yes lol
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SymphonySolstice: [crinkle ASMR]
jessicatheblack: @Gooseblast though there are a couple of '1 create name board wipe'
laikagoat: young wolf wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey wheelerMonkey
cmdrud87: you hav to reveal the mdfcs, rifht?
Lord_Hosk: If you open a bump in the night, the set is saved
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micalovits: If you open an Emrakul you have to pick and run it
r10pez10: i mean
public_key_reveal_party: wow
Kentosaurus: sorin let's go
itsj0mi: EZ
Testosteros: oh, Sorin
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Fruan: Banned in Pioneer!
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definenull: that's a cracked pack
DEATHlikescats: great choice
Diabore: that was rare just last set in foundations
Marvoleath: How has the meek fallen
laikagoat: double young wolf wheelerMonkey
Diabore: still is
r10pez10: mentor was from innistrad?
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
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public_key_reveal_party: yeah, that's a pretty reasonable first pick
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Dog_of_Myth: @r10pez10 First Innistrad I believe
Diabore: @r10pez10 og innistrad yeah, 14 years ago
micalovits: Just first pick one of them to send a message
definenull: Welp that's Not wheeling
BusTed: Nifty
r10pez10: nice kathleen
Marvoleath: It's so weird that they do not have a set symbol on the back, they used to have it
RayFK: That's rough buddy
CaptainSpam: Huh. So how do meld cards work in a draft situation?
Juliamon: You have to draft both halves
r10pez10: CaptainSpam pick one and hope
Diabore: @CaptainSpam ...you draft them?
enbycephalopod: Has serge pivoted yet?
Desruprot: spooky land on innistrad fittin
definenull: legit draft question, are we supposed to announce dfc when you draft them or is that rule no longer official?
dannycabby: we got smol for a bit
LoadingReadyRun: @definenull no longer needed
definenull: Ah thank goodness
Diabore: im sad geist of saint traft didnt get an invite
public_key_reveal_party: avacyn restored was my first magic set, so I have so much nostalgia (plus horror-themed-set my beloved)
korvys: If you don't, you know James will
CaptainSpam: @r10pez10 That's what I was afraid of, yeah.
Marvoleath: Modern playable faithless looting D:
Juliamon: you generally ignored meld cards in draft because the odds were not in your favour
loufghyslaufey: Voldaren Pariah, the og Eld-rexian Portal?
public_key_reveal_party: lrrWOW
Mai_Andra: so if you have an effect that can move a +1/+1 counter from one card to a different card...
couchboyj: I cracked a Collector Boosty of this this afternoon. Like to get one per set. Got a foil Edger Markov and a Movie poster Emrekul. Might have to retire from crackin boosties, never gonna open that well again.
loufghyslaufey: Ms. Turn-LRR Sr., Ben & James keep fighting again(...?)
r10pez10: Mai_Andra you're getting it :P
Dog_of_Myth: @couchboyj Nice!
BrowneePointz: So Ben, has your brain been playing the Tokyo Drift song ever since Aetherdrift previews started?
Desruprot: Kindred can still be fun
Diabore: @couchboyj or, you sell them and buy more packs, you have a proven track record
Syntheticuh: Gisa and Ger-goth
bennybartez: I miss drafts irl so enjoy watching you lot :)
Juliamon: She definitely is
BusTed: WutFace
cmdrud87: I alway assumed it was blackened by ssoot
loufghyslaufey: woah-woah-woah, here ye out... Draft... all of the Art Series cards? Proxy them for all the real cards they depict?
Diabore: 10th dan wedding dress
BrowneePointz: 4th Dan Smelly Necromancer
an_archist2: is gisa's dress white and gold or black and blue?
couchboyj: Do Eldrazi smell bad or not smell at all?
Fruan: The only thing Gisa showers in is entrails
public_key_reveal_party: I would say the eldrazi would be if anyone survived long enough to smell them
bennybartez: mono white evolving wilds please :)
Syntheticuh: idk, rotting regisaur is literally a rotting dinosaur
MalFnord: D:
r10pez10: TIL gisa lore
Juliamon: Eldrazi have a scent but we can't perceive it
SeismicLawns: congealed wedding dress moment
Diabore: lets go james
theneatestburrito: !unsubscribe GisaFacts
Dog_of_Myth: @Juliamon Or it drives you to madness.
Desruprot: this is getting out of hand now there is two of them
Juliamon: Uhhhh it was?
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bennybartez: it feels more like Eldritch Moon innistrad
RayFK: There are a few cards that are indeed part of INR that are either Innistrad MENTIONED or feels right. #wotcstaff
RayFK: Also Serge is just wrong #wotcstaff
public_key_reveal_party: avacyn notable for having no ties to innistrad
Marvoleath: There is like, 8 cards not from innistrad?
OldUncleDan: Avacen was in Innestrad????? lrrBEEJ
irikaj: A
couchboyj: I would suposit then that Eldrazi would be the worst smelling thing in the multiverse IF they could be percieved by our noses
Juliamon: It was a large set
OldUncleDan: I'm just glad that War of the Spark had NOTHING to do with Ravnica.
loufghyslaufey: !subscribe+ geralffictions
Diabore: the delver disrespect
Lord_Hosk: and AVR had some really good creatures in it, but it was a terrible draft
dannycabby: we love that pick James. Based
bennybartez: Do it!!!
definenull: Let cam cook
r10pez10: thing has been called
niccus: some of the eldrazi wastes probably smell like (space) vacuum or like, ozone
NotCainNorAbel: pick that one
loufghyslaufey: is it true that both Nercomancing siblings keep losing fights against each other?
irikaj: There's that misprinted delver that had Ormendahl on the back
dannycabby: the foil lands are so purty
bennybartez: What does Cam cook? i imagine hes a great cook
irikaj: That would probably be solid
Juliamon: oh that's hot
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
public_key_reveal_party: PogBones
micalovits: Oh
definenull: Yoo
cmdrud87: yaas, and a much needed repriint, to
OldUncleDan: I would think that Uncle Istvan would be a bit smelly.
irikaj: Yo
micalovits: Would be rude not to take it
Desruprot: oh yep
public_key_reveal_party: oh yeah, that is beautiful art
GiraffeStache: 8p draft!! 😍
loufghyslaufey: @micalovits alas, why not? Why not bequest myself?
Juliamon: ohoooo
r10pez10: oh
Dog_of_Myth: One of my favorite cards
bennybartez: but but any sac outlet?
Desruprot: oh
Juliamon: man am I getting slapped with nostalgia in this draft
r10pez10: kiki jiki was from innistrad too right
bennybartez: bens about to be happy :)
theamc2000: you all started early
definenull: Who let Ben draft a constructed deck
Juliamon: theamc2000 yes, because 8p draft
vetchable: Hey gang, does anybody know what day of the week TTC gets uploaded?
loufghyslaufey: crabs, Cam sought something he has to pass now?
Diabore: @vetchable mondays
vetchable: sick thanks
Juliamon: Ben over here rare drafting
bennybartez: so many rares!
loufghyslaufey: Two-Heading Arch-Frenemies!?
CrossXhunteR: my FNM draft failed to fire tonight, so i came home and cleaned my car windows instead. nice to have some early FNPF to watch after
Desruprot: been a silly series of packs
public_key_reveal_party: james here rare drafting on behalf of ben
definenull: Please ben, boring is redundant \j
Cptasparagus: I think it did
neisan2112: Ah shit I missed that this started early D:
SeismicLawns: yeah i think that has happened to wheeler
DEATHlikescats: James consistently displaying Ben’s best pic is so wholesome
theneatestburrito: yeah that’s just wheeler
loufghyslaufey: still pack 2?
loufghyslaufey: or 1?
Dog_of_Myth: Pack 2
Diabore: 2
r10pez10: more like stacked 2
bennybartez: *siren* its the Purge!
loufghyslaufey: redeemed? Well, um... (groaning...)
Walla_tv: i never want that comic to end
Dog_of_Myth: Same
niccus: it might be optimistic to think it'll end this year
r10pez10: well, how close are they to six billion
Marvoleath: True hate drafting is drafting a bad deck because you hate yourself
bennybartez: lolol
r10pez10: lol
Diabore: hate draft yourself into a good deck
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Juliamon: It's a very convenient divergence
inetro: Did I miss any bombs pass by?
loufghyslaufey: idk, I can see how tactician it may be. But now, anytime I hear hate-drafting practice, it also makes me think that it would have almost... the opposite effect?
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inetro: Those foil lands tpanimeYGOkuriboh
Wonderdoc: is the stream early today?
samu_btdp1985: did they go live early?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby
r10pez10: yeah, for the 8-person
dumbo3k: Ajony!
inetro: Lets gooo
definenull: She's here!
Diabore: started 30 minutes rearly because 8 players
r10pez10: 3mraku1
Lord_Hosk: Retire champion!
inetro: WutFace
loufghyslaufey: the better to see everyone play
public_key_reveal_party: quick, ben, pivot
definenull: Pack 3 pivot let's go
Juliamon: phew, pivot protection built into the pack
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
loufghyslaufey: Wow, the lucksack is stacking Ben's pool
Diabore: serge got the tree!
Gooseblast: Actively gaming wheelerOok
r10pez10: it got new art?
DEATHlikescats: y’all making amazing choices
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, new art
Scarbble: oooh, paul blartist
Marvoleath: wait, they printed the anime version of Tree of Perdition into this? xD
r10pez10: oh damn
definenull: Idk in 2025 magic 'rare' doesn't really mean much anymore
Juliamon: oooh love blarty
Toesmasher89: rare means lots of words printed on it now lol
Diabore: now james has 2
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r10pez10: ooh wa ah ah ah
loufghyslaufey: Another Soarin'- halfway there was a boats to say...
Desruprot: ooooh
r10pez10: looking forward to a hardcast emrakul
bondeulv: I had so many packs in my draft with 2-3 uncommons that used to be rares
Diabore: goyf got downgraded all the way to token
theamc2000: @r10pez10 is there other ways to cast
bondeulv: @theamc2000 through the breach
r10pez10: cascade
r10pez10: (/s)
definenull: Ajani pride mate too
hd_dabnado: I was shocked when I bought my goyf for highlander
hd_dabnado: it was so cheap
cmdrud87: ajanii's pridemaze
bondeulv: so, "cast", not really
r10pez10: i agree with james, DFC old border is cool but weird
Diabore: loving james' deck
inetro: Ajony
micalovits: Yea, for a card that used to be like €50 to be a token now
Wonderdoc: just got back from drafting tonight. I only went 2-1 but I did manage to flip westvale abbey
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r10pez10: Wonderdoc hell yeah
Juliamon: That would be hilarious, but chat would never be able to keep that secret
public_key_reveal_party: shh chat, no one tell kathleen
hd_dabnado: Wokeman
bondeulv: nice wonderdoc. my deck had 2x burning vengeance, a bunch of card draw, 2x garls, and a lab man
Voidhawk42: Hey guys, just got here. What pack are we on?
bondeulv: sadly didn't get to win a game with lab man
Dog_of_Myth: Pack 3
Juliamon: Juuust wrapping up
CaptainSpam: Good draft, good draft. And that's the stream!
lamina5432: I forgot the early start
Dog_of_Myth: Time to get some cookies
Rodzos: Hi :)
Juliamon: time to refill my water. Everyone else, hydrate!
Marvoleath: but my hydra already ate
lamina5432: the gator might need aid
bytecaster: Maybe your mountain is due?
elgenericosfavoriteorphan: i prefer some gingered ale personally
SkiaSymphonia: No Pepper, M.D.?
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bytecaster: Have they ever tried making a Mr or Ms Pepper?
flatluigi: Water.
Diabore: @bytecaster hey now, they worked hard for that doctorate
chriswr5: Pepper, ABD
Dog_of_Myth: Cookies have been achieved.
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raulghoulia: in your lane
definenull: That sounds very close to current day reality
Astramentha: good pitch, streamer
definenull: Love the dual deck names
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Kentosaurus: wow
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LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
theamc2000: pyroclasj
Kejardon: spirit tokens are not exactly living
gualdhar: Eat the Spirit Tokens
dannycabby: gets exiled btw
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tehfewl: these souls do be lingering
Dog_of_Myth: Stab you?
korvys: Terrorise New York, I assume
bytecaster: Stab your soul
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LRRbot: Docent of Perfection [3UU] (back: Final Iteration) | Creature — Insect Horror [5/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue Human Wizard creature token. Then if you control three or more Wizards, transform Docent of Perfection.
couchboyj: lrrSPOOPY SirSword
ztghostie: so chat, docent of perfection is the continuation of Delver's story right?
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
coriolis_storm: A decent docent
Juliamon: yes
SeismicLawns: the end of it yea
LRRbot: Rally the Peasants [2W] | Instant | Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. / Flashback {2}{R}
LoadingReadyRun: does Docent of Perfection's art imply that the guy in the cage is "perfection"?
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irikaj: He will be
dannycabby: @LoadingReadyRun docent means teacher, so he's educating perfect insects?
Diabore: isnt it 12? wheres the extra 1
irikaj: He makes little delvers, it's the end of the story
theamc2000: scholar targets?
LRRbot: Blood Petal Celebrant [1R] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | Blood Petal Celebrant has first strike as long as it's attacking. / When Blood Petal Celebrant dies, create a Blood token.
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When Voldaren Epicure enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
laikagoat: james takes 1
theamc2000: good notice James
bytecaster: We will need you to conjure a fireball once someone plays a removal effect
chriswr5: one day we'll get another blood token art. today is not that day.
LRRbot: Village Rites [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
bytecaster: @chriswr5 So many treasures only little blood
LRRbot: Sever the Bloodline [3B] | Sorcery | Exile target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
dannycabby: his whole bloodline severed, james. think of nelson's children!
Marvoleath: aspike104
Diabore: yeah ben sniped one
korvys: Ask Ben...
Diabore: chat saw at 2, james got one and ben got one
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Kivipaperisakset: it was A way
BrowneePointz: Wheeler
MarkovDescendant: D&D with Kathleen and Quincy's Tavern giving me so much FOMO
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
Dog_of_Myth: Wish I could go but have fun though
theamc2000: wdym tattoo booth? like the water stickers?
tehfewl: please don't make me want to get a tattoo at MagicCon
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TruPhantomAngel: Go close to sixty.
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definenull: Surely the ink isn't phyrexian oil
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When Voldaren Epicure enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
MarkovDescendant: I will totally see y'all in Atlanta though.
tehfewl: a decent number
irikaj: Will the panel be recorded?
BusTed: Not this year either?
NotCainNorAbel: First Magic Con Face Tattoo
TruPhantomAngel: That is tempting though...
tehfewl: its been a while since i counted
laikagoat: @MarkovDescendant i'm quite excited for that
chriswr5: the turn 1 that all pauper players dream: mountain, epicure
LRRbot: Ecstatic Awakener [B] (back: Awoken Demon) | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {2}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Draw a card, then transform Ecstatic Awakener. Activate only once each turn.
LRRbot: Wandering Mind [1UR] | Creature — Horror [2/1] | Flying / When Wandering Mind enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
micalovits: Ah, look at the bottom 6 cards
TruPhantomAngel: @NotCainNorAbel James just gets full Avishkar filigree.
MegaDosX: Crimson Vow actually
ztghostie: Crimson Vow
LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
definenull: Actually good question, is it tattoo or henna art?
tehfewl: real tattoo
definenull: Cos henna art would also slap at magic con
TruPhantomAngel: I know the Bolas Gang is disappointed not going together. lol
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
singinnonsense: turn out innistrad had monsters before and after eldrazis
LRRbot: Ecstatic Awakener [B] (back: Awoken Demon) | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {2}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Draw a card, then transform Ecstatic Awakener. Activate only once each turn.
OldUncleDan: Think Twice was quite the popular card last FNPF.
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
MegaDosX: The creature also still gets sacrificed
MarkovDescendant: How does he get the card, since it didn't resolve before the Abrade hit it?
LRRbot: Seize the Storm [4R] | Sorcery | Create a red Elemental creature token with trample and "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard plus the number of cards with flashback you own in exile." / Flashback {6}{R}
Marvoleath: @MarkovDescendant the ability remains on the stack, and resolves as much as it can
MegaDosX: @MarkovDescendant The ability still went on the stack, and the transformation happens after the draw
TruPhantomAngel: Nelson is just Dr Frankenstein over here.
LRRbot: Bound by Moonsilver [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack, block, or transform. / Sacrifice another permanent: Attach Bound by Moonsilver to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.
MarkovDescendant: oh because of the comma?
Marvoleath: If draw was part of/after transformation, he wouldnt get the card
MegaDosX: Also if there was an "if you do" in there
MegaDosX: As is it'd just do as much as it can, which meant drawing a card and that's it
LRRbot: Docent of Perfection [3UU] (back: Final Iteration) | Creature — Insect Horror [5/4] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue Human Wizard creature token. Then if you control three or more Wizards, transform Docent of Perfection.
LRRbot: Silent Departure [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Flashback {4}{U}
MegaDosX: Wizard count is 2 for Nelson?
LRRbot: Sever the Bloodline [3B] | Sorcery | Exile target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
theamc2000: the brain isn’t a wizard?
MegaDosX: Shockingly not, I suspect :p
MegaDosX: !card wandering mind
LRRbot: Wandering Mind [1UR] | Creature — Horror [2/1] | Flying / When Wandering Mind enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
raulghoulia: James please stop exiling my favorite card
MegaDosX: There are older cards that do that
micalovits: Just the bloodline, not the species
MegaDosX: Now he does!
TruPhantomAngel: Poor Jeff Goldblum
LRRbot: Village Rites [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
LoadingReadyRun: a flying brain is a horror. a flying brain *with* a pointy hat is a wizard
theamc2000: @loadingreadyrun thank you for the clarification
MegaDosX: Paul with that deep knowledge
definenull: I thought the hat meant it is a detective
the_long_rain: is the elemental smaller?
LRRbot: Bound by Moonsilver [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack, block, or transform. / Sacrifice another permanent: Attach Bound by Moonsilver to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.
MegaDosX: Brutal
tehfewl: DM i do that
MegaDosX: Now for the Epicure to solo the game
Diabore: judge i do that
micalovits: @the_long_rain Nope! Also counts things with flashback in exile
the_long_rain: ahh neat
MegaDosX: Yeah this card cares about exile too
the_long_rain: thanks
SkiaSymphonia: Do the elementals even have blood to have lines.
LRRbot: Seize the Storm [4R] | Sorcery | Create a red Elemental creature token with trample and "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard plus the number of cards with flashback you own in exile." / Flashback {6}{R}
LRRbot: Dauntless Cathar [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | {1}{W}, Exile Dauntless Cathar from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. Activate only as a sorcery.
bytecaster: Seize the storm is fun!
LRRbot: Gisa's Bidding [2BB] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. / Madness {2}{B}
tehfewl: @SkiaSymphonia if you ask D&D, yes
SkiaSymphonia: Neat
SkiaSymphonia: Works for me
OldUncleDan: Gisa just loves her work.
Walla_tv: just normal men
Scarbble: they're just innocent zombies
LRRbot: Silent Departure [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Flashback {4}{U}
LoadingReadyRun: Each Cathar less daunted then the last!
LRRbot: Wandering Mind [1UR] | Creature — Horror [2/1] | Flying / When Wandering Mind enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
micalovits: #Value
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
MegaDosX: Oh hey there Flooting
definenull: Is there a hot mic? Can hear a little hallway convo
theamc2000: is the elemental at six or nine?
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bytecaster: Kathleen is so great at calls to action!
Geldaran: I don't consider my Eyes load bearing.
HoneyJack07: what killed the other elemental ?
Marvoleath: Eyeballs are quite pricey
lamina5432: I prefer ear hole support
Featherweight_: followers get a new emote lrrLUL
Scarbble: i'm having people over to watch the canlander champs and i'm pumped
Marvoleath: @HoneyJack07 their bloodline was seized
MegaDosX: lrrLUL
Diabore: mumble jerry
singinnonsense: I like keeping my own eyeballs thanks
Marvoleath: severed*
micalovits: And this is technically the third elemental
LoadingReadyRun: @Scarbble nice!
CypherWulf: Let's get ready to MUMMMMMMMBLE!
HoneyJack07: @marvoleath doesn’t that kill both ? or am i thinking of another card lol
MegaDosX: Kathleen A+ commentator
HadesLeprechaun: I would go so far as to say you have the best setup of anyone, including pro tournaments and everything
Marvoleath: @HoneyJack07 it exiled both, this one was created later
LRRbot: Drogskol Shieldmate [2W] | Creature — Spirit Soldier [2/3] | Flash / When Drogskol Shieldmate enters, other creatures you control get +0/+1 until end of turn.
Rogue_07: Marshall's cool, but I'd rather listen to Kathleen do commentary any day
HoneyJack07: @marvoleath missed that , thanks !
LoadingReadyRun: @HadesLeprechaun thanks!
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LRRbot: Thermo-Alchemist [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [0/3] | Defender / {T}: Thermo-Alchemist deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap Thermo-Alchemist.
MegaDosX: Oh hey there
Diabore: MY BOY
bytecaster: The boy!
micalovits: Thermo my love!
Marvoleath: they made it uncommon
questionablchoices: yup team kathleen
MarkovDescendant: LOL the double groan
Marvoleath: because of that reaction, lol
LoadingReadyRun: Thermalchemist
micalovits: He did not
couchboyj: Full Metal Thermalchemist (Full Metal Thermalchemist)
bytecaster: Another land? Why not!!
jessicaengle: jlrrDance
MegaDosX: Love that for Nelson
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
BallUHouston: commentary pack for Arena when?
LRRbot: Crusader of Odric [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [*/*] | Crusader of Odric's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.
MegaDosX: WOAH
LRRbot: Hullbreaker Horror [5UU] | Creature — Kraken Horror [7/8] | Flash / This spell can't be countered. / Whenever you cast a spell, choose up to one — / • Return target spell you don't control to its owner's hand. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Diabore: AHHHH\
micalovits: Eewww
Kivipaperisakset: oof
bytecaster: Oooooooo
cheshire_creeper: ooooo that'll do it
Dog_of_Myth: Dang
MegaDosX: That tips the scales a lot
definenull: oofa
Scarbble: oof
ekplayscards: hello fellow bengineering fans
raulghoulia: uh oh
singinnonsense: the thing not in the ice
penrose43: yowza
MegaDosX: Thermo trigger
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
definenull: thats a chonker right there
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Featherweight_: hullbreaker my love!
LRRbot: Alchemist's Greeting [4R] | Sorcery | Alchemist's Greeting deals 4 damage to target creature. / Madness {1}{R}
MegaDosX: That madness tho
LoadingReadyRun: That's a nice hull you have, it would be a shame if it got *broke*
mrjujubeans: this house has people in it
micalovits: Nelson popping off so hard
bytecaster: Yeah, hull breaker is a house
JKBalch: Heck of a game
definenull: what a swing
Diabore: hullbreaker horror is fucked up
MegaDosX: Hullbreaker Horror is vile to play against
questionablchoices: great game
raulghoulia: seabatClap
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Kivipaperisakset: I had forgotten what it's like to see the UR player cast hullbreaker... don't miss that
circusofkirkus: but you didn't reference Belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam
mrjujubeans: she might
Kentosaurus: philomena cunk at a magicon would be wild
chriswr5: LETS GO GIANTS
mrjujubeans: ugh
ztghostie: richard garfield?
public_key_reveal_party: If anyone in chat has an in, you know what to do
Lord_Hosk: Henry Cavil?
singinnonsense: I want her to be a CIV narrator so bad
dannycabby: Caroline Polachek is the best
MegaDosX: Woo
Walla_tv: im still waiting on day9
theamc2000: @lord_hosk that is wow and 40k
Lord_Hosk: He can like more than two things
LRRbot: Dauntless Cathar [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | {1}{W}, Exile Dauntless Cathar from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Festival Crasher [1R] | Creature — Devil [1/3] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Festival Crasher gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
johnnylongtorso: Kiln Friend
LRRbot: Gather the Townsfolk [1W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens. / Fateful hour — If you have 5 or less life, create five of those tokens instead.
LRRbot: Intangible Virtue [1W] | Enchantment | Creature tokens you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
bytecaster: Isn't virtue always kinda hard to touch though?
Kivipaperisakset: banned in block constructed!
LRRbot: Silent Departure [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Flashback {4}{U}
micalovits: Okay, James tokens deck is also pretty sick
Rogue_07: Kathleen is in a Ferengi mood today, I see.
TruPhantomAngel: Humooons! '
Lord_Hosk: I think I remember something about Nathan Fillion and Alan Tyudic playing MTG regularly in the back rooms at conventions
LRRbot: Imprisoned in the Moon [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature, land, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent is a colorless land with "{T}: Add {C}" and loses all other card types and abilities.
TheWooglie: Kathleen's commentary: more entertaining than accurate
LoadingReadyRun: Festival Crasher kicked out of Burning Man after lighting the statue on fire early
bytecaster: @TheWooglie It's an "entertainment forward" style
Marvoleath: it's made of cheese!
johnnylongtorso: a moon is a terrible thing to waste
LRRbot: Ecstatic Awakener [B] (back: Awoken Demon) | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {2}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Draw a card, then transform Ecstatic Awakener. Activate only once each turn.
micalovits: Fun fact, you can very rudely cut people on mana with imprisoned in the moon. And yes, I am a monster for doing that
mrjujubeans: gotta tax the moon now
bytecaster: I wish I was an ecstatic awakener in the morning
LRRbot: Reckless Scholar [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | {T}: Target player draws a card, then discards a card.
tehfewl: the Bone Zone
definenull: ah yes notable innistrad antagonist: sheoldred
trebuchetboy: Sorry I'm late. Man Aertherdrift looks different than I imagined
twistedsylvan: @LoadingReadyRun Is that Burning Man, or that Swedish town with the Yule Goat?
SkiaSymphonia: @trebuchetboy cars broke down in the German countryside
neisan2112: Except HAVING a Sheoldred
Marvoleath: @trebuchetboy this is eight per. draft
micalovits: I mean, the first one is 7 mana just to be pedandic
LoadingReadyRun: @twistedsylvan Festival Crasher not allowed near any large flammable statues
mrjujubeans: you da best Kathleen!
trebuchetboy: @SkiaSymphonia Ah that makes sense thanks wubbyHe
dannycabby: @LoadingReadyRun festival crasher no care about rules and bylaws
LRRbot: Silent Departure [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Flashback {4}{U}
JKBalch: Thats infinite amount of fun to our eartips Kathleen
Diabore: and the moon
LRRbot: Festival Crasher [1R] | Creature — Devil [1/3] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Festival Crasher gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Kivipaperisakset: so, Kathleen did not say James ONLY has one white mana up
A_Dub888: @trebuchetboy Considering what happens on Innistrad I doubt the locals would look up to a bunch of cars emerging from an interdimensional portal
Rogue_07: Isn't it the Pointy Arrow of Winningness over here?
LRRbot: Gisa's Bidding [2BB] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. / Madness {2}{B}
predrag11: Is that intangible virtue or always watching
singinnonsense: but james has Sheoldred
predrag11: Ah virtue
LRRbot: Cathar Commando [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/1] | Flash / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
bytecaster: Could blow up virtue too
BrowneePointz: You can do this Nelson!
hidingbox: @bytecaster That is a legal option
dannycabby: keep that in mind when you are taking his turn for him with Emrakul, Kathleen
bytecaster: Thank you, I feel very seen for my ludicrous opinion!
Marvoleath: those zombies, so vigilant
LoadingReadyRun: Does magic coverage still do the "advantage bar" thing or was that just a short lived experiment?
LRRbot: Hullbreaker Horror [5UU] | Creature — Kraken Horror [7/8] | Flash / This spell can't be countered. / Whenever you cast a spell, choose up to one — / • Return target spell you don't control to its owner's hand. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
tehfewl: oof
Rogue_07: Tell the truth Paul, I haven't watched any official MTG matches in forever
BrowneePointz: Didn't one of them die recently?
Rogue_07: no idea
theamc2000: the other one is suited up
Kivipaperisakset: he worked so hard on those abs...
LRRbot: Sever the Bloodline [3B] | Sorcery | Exile target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
Kivipaperisakset: probly before he was zombiefied
LoadingReadyRun: Beautiful art of an ugly zombie
predrag11: Still a 3/3
Kivipaperisakset: don't think you can bulk up much when you start putrifying...
bytecaster: I wonder what Hull Breaker Horrors bloodline looks like, do they have children, do they have siblings?
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LRRbot: Imprisoned in the Moon [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature, land, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent is a colorless land with "{T}: Add {C}" and loses all other card types and abilities.
LRRbot: Thermo-Alchemist [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [0/3] | Defender / {T}: Thermo-Alchemist deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap Thermo-Alchemist.
dannycabby: @bytecaster I mean, it's Thing in the Ice, right?
LRRbot: Covetous Castaway [1U] (back: Ghostly Castigator) | Creature — Human [1/3] | When Covetous Castaway dies, mill three cards. / Disturb {3}{U}{U}
LRRbot: Ghostly Castigator (front: Covetous Castaway) | Creature — Spirit [3/4] | Flying / When Ghostly Castigator enters, you may shuffle up to three target cards from your graveyard into your library. / If Ghostly Castigator would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
laikagoat: @BrowneePointz greg passed away in late october
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theamc2000: yes
predrag11: The value
LRRbot: Ecstatic Awakener [B] (back: Awoken Demon) | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {2}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Draw a card, then transform Ecstatic Awakener. Activate only once each turn.
micalovits: Uhhh, think twice value
LRRbot: Crusader of Odric [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [*/*] | Crusader of Odric's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
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neisan2112: Gimme tha loot!
tehfewl: open the gate a little
A_Dub888: !card loot key
LRRbot: Loot, the Key to Everything [GUR] | Legendary Creature — Beast Noble [1/2] | Ward {1} / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of card types among other nonland permanents you control. You may play those cards this turn.
micalovits: "only some more lutes? We want many more lutes!"
s1ck1y: one could argue it's luteacris
LRRbot: Seize the Storm [4R] | Sorcery | Create a red Elemental creature token with trample and "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard plus the number of cards with flashback you own in exile." / Flashback {6}{R}
definenull: love the rich lore dump kathleen is providing us
A_Dub888: @s1ck1y what did Cris do to you that you had to whack him with a lute?
chriswr5: "i've got the plague, and the only prescription is more lute"
LRRbot: Butcher Ghoul [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Undying
LRRbot: Bound by Moonsilver [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack, block, or transform. / Sacrifice another permanent: Attach Bound by Moonsilver to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
micalovits: Better than Serge!
dannycabby: Urza's Saga but it can be your commander and makes a construct for each artifact your opponents have
Natedogg2: I was told there would be no math.
dannycabby: that's 2036
CaptainSpam: Bound, the new album by Moonsilver.
micalovits: !card severtheblood
LRRbot: Sever the Bloodline [3B] | Sorcery | Exile target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
micalovits: right, 7 to flashback
johnnylongtorso: @dannycabby 1: create a Sol Ring token
definenull: why not both
LRRbot: Sever the Bloodline [3B] | Sorcery | Exile target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature. / Flashback {5}{B}{B}
dannycabby: @johnnylongtorso When this dies, make a 4/4 Patrick Star token with ward 8
LRRbot: Spontaneous Mutation [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −X/−0, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard.
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LRRbot: Village Rites [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
JKBalch: It's either 2 land or a Pitfall
r10pez10: i missed that, something about divided attention?
micalovits: Ooofff
LRRbot: Cackling Counterpart [1UU] | Instant | Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. / Flashback {5}{U}{U}
Wonderdoc: Nelly? present
LRRbot: Thermo-Alchemist [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [0/3] | Defender / {T}: Thermo-Alchemist deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap Thermo-Alchemist.
dannycabby: We can say that Nelson's bad play is still probably better than our best play lol
LRRbot: Demonic Taskmaster [2B] | Creature — Demon [4/3] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than Demonic Taskmaster.
Syntheticuh: need a greg davies alter
Diabore: cmon alchemist, go the distance
TheAwkes: But where's my Demonic Alex Horne?
maefly2: If only Nelly was playing his Second Rite here...
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
micalovits: Second Rite cube when?
r10pez10: H2R rules
Voidhawk42: Second Rite is probably my fave alt-win-con card
johnnylongtorso: what was the first rite?
LRRbot: Burning Vengeance [2R] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, Burning Vengeance deals 2 damage to any target.
definenull: ggs ggs ggs
BrowneePointz: Nooooo the fun deck lost!
A_Dub888: @LRRbot Alt text: "Sacrifice a creature other than Demonic Taskmaster. You have until the end of upkeep, your time starts when upkeep begins"
LRRbot: Alchemist's Greeting [4R] | Sorcery | Alchemist's Greeting deals 4 damage to target creature. / Madness {1}{R}
LRRbot: Silent Departure [U] | Sorcery | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Flashback {4}{U}
bytecaster: @johnnylongtorso They are talking about the card Hidetsugus Second Rite which is one of Nellies favorites
Syntheticuh: @TheAwkes https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/3/9/3960ed42-b3e7-4464-b345-1b9b22719efc.jpg?1736467714 maybe not demonic but itll work!
Dog_of_Myth: Oooo
Marvoleath: Burning Vengenance as always just after you flashbacked your spells
definenull: BOOSTIES
DEATHlikescats: really great first matchup
Diabore: everyone gets a treat? even chat?
tehfewl: collecty boosty
johnnylongtorso: @bytecaster I know, but what was their first rite?
chriswr5: BOOSTIES
bytecaster: @johnnylongtorso Shooting someone at 20 life, naturally, but people thought that was unfair, thus restricting him to his second rite
micalovits: @johnnylongtorso The activation that cuts someones life in half so they go to 10
DEATHlikescats: this is how I like to play. everyone wins!
Marvoleath: That packaging art is so great, shame they didnt include it on the cards
LRRbot: Captivating Vampire [1BB] | Creature — Vampire [2/2] | Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1. / Tap five untapped Vampires you control: Gain control of target creature. It becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types.
Diabore: movie frame
LRRbot: Huntmaster of the Fells [2RG] (back: Ravager of the Fells) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/2] | Whenever this creature enters or transforms into Huntmaster of the Fells, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token and you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Huntmaster of the Fells.
chriswr5: oooooh
definenull: i am looking respectfully
LRRbot: Liesa, Forgotten Archangel [2WWB] | Legendary Creature — Angel [4/5] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, return that card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. / If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.
BrindleBoar: Liesa needs braces
singinnonsense: Liesa needs braces !
chriswr5: !card Captivating Vampire
LRRbot: Captivating Vampire [1BB] | Creature — Vampire [2/2] | Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1. / Tap five untapped Vampires you control: Gain control of target creature. It becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types.
singinnonsense: lol
DEATHlikescats: sweet pulls!
r10pez10: The One Avacyn Won't Mention By Name
Scarbble: you're tearing me apart, liesa
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bytecaster: Magic: The Gathering?!?!
Jadaris: ben wonnered
LRRbot: Restless Bloodseeker [1B] (back: Bloodsoaked Reveler) | Creature — Vampire [1/3] | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a Blood token. / Sacrifice two Blood tokens: Transform Restless Bloodseeker. Activate only as a sorcery.
OldUncleDan: Kathleen is playing G/W?
LRRbot: Bloodsoaked Reveler (front: Restless Bloodseeker) | Creature — Vampire [3/3] | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a Blood token. / {4}{B}: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Join the Dance [GW] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens. / Flashback {3}{G}{W}
dannycabby: Lingering Souls at home
dannycabby: Kroger Brand
LRRbot: Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord [2B] | Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin [4] | [+1]: Target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. If it's a Vampire, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / [+1]: You may sacrifice a Vampire. When you do, Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / [−3]: You may put a Vampire creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
definenull: lrrSIG
MegaDosX: UM
Kentosaurus: let's go!
definenull: SIR
adept_nekomancer: Ben over here playing "Not a Deck to Drink"
penrose43: yowza
MegaDosX: That's...alarming
CrossXhunteR: banned in Pioneer sorin
Andymonium: just got here, see we're having a normal one on the ol' FNPF
kynelwynn: Turn 3 Vein Ripper sort of does that
CrossXhunteR: well, vein ripper ruined it
MegaDosX: Vein Ripper on turn 3 is a lot
BrowneePointz: vein ripper
MegaDosX: !card vein ripper
LRRbot: Vein Ripper [3BBB] | Creature — Vampire Assassin [6/5] | Flying / Ward—Sacrifice a creature. / Whenever a creature dies, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
BrowneePointz: mostly
Syntheticuh: yeah he broke a format so bad people stopped playing it as much LUL
definenull: karma
johnnylongtorso: Sorin's giant dingus
hd_dabnado: tale as old as time
theamc2000: settle the wreckage is a wonderful hoser
LRRbot: Hamlet Captain [1G] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Whenever Hamlet Captain attacks or blocks, other Humans you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Neonate's Rush [2R] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Vampire. / Neonate's Rush deals 1 damage to target creature and 1 damage to its controller. Draw a card.
r10pez10: who gave the vampire a gun
dannycabby: it's a Badlands, it's both
GreatGodOm: If there's something James knows, it's lands.
raulghoulia: love the deck name Katleen
LoadingReadyRun: Bloodseeker working for the Bloodlord makes a lot of sense
LRRbot: Intrepid Provisioner [3G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/3] | Trample / When Intrepid Provisioner enters, another target Human you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
rosesmcgee: Skilled at math
dannycabby: forests are triangles
hd_dabnado: it goes in the circle hole?
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
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micalovits: A wizard! Burn him!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Does it go into the square hole?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrLUL
Syntheticuh: its like im watching avatar in imax for the first time again
NotCainNorAbel: lrrLUL
bytecaster: Can we get James to jingle some keys for us?
r10pez10: do you have keys to jangle too
bytecaster: Jinx
LRRbot: Morkrut Banshee [3BB] | Creature — Spirit [4/4] | Morbid — When Morkrut Banshee enters, if a creature died this turn, target creature gets −4/−4 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: More krut!
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: More streamers need to jingle keys
tehfewl: Less Krut please
dannycabby: make a blood
Dog_of_Myth: More Krut
MegaDosX: Is it another blood token too?
enbycephalopod: Blood
adept_nekomancer: I think we may already have enough krut
OldUncleDan: I'll call her Souisie!
bytecaster: @adept_nekomancer You can never have enough krut!
Diabore: this one much less so than the og
Juliamon: A lot of spirits *do* fly too
dannycabby: the OG art is better imho
r10pez10: he's not wrong
MegaDosX: Benginliar
Nickiatori: is that off brand value village?
zombub: I'd love to have a place in Valuetown someday but the prices are out of control
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Oh man, I have been looking forward to Value Town all week
bytecaster: I love the value-town baguette!
LRRbot: Bloodsoaked Reveler (front: Restless Bloodseeker) | Creature — Vampire [3/3] | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a Blood token. / {4}{B}: Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Marvoleath: Lier is not in this set, Ben
Diabore: also a 3/3
UtilityPunk: Won't Ben take us to / value town? / Won't Ben take us to / value town!?
MegaDosX: Yeah so now it's a 6/6
MegaDosX: And now a 7/7 good lord
LRRbot: Ambush Viper [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Flash / Deathtouch
MrSarkhan: Snake!
r10pez10: gaby spartz snake
Juliamon: beloved snek
Marvoleath: actual factual ambush viper
MegaDosX: Yike.
LRRbot: Voldaren Bloodcaster [1B] (back: Bloodbat Summoner) | Creature — Vampire Wizard [2/1] | Flying / Whenever Voldaren Bloodcaster or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a Blood token. / Whenever you create a Blood token, if you control five or more Blood tokens, transform Voldaren Bloodcaster.
LRRbot: Bloodbat Summoner (front: Voldaren Bloodcaster) | Creature — Vampire Wizard [3/3] | Flying / At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target Blood token you control becomes a 2/2 black Bat creature with flying and haste in addition to its other types.
theamc2000: where is the innistrad white a lot of life win con?
LRRbot: Indulgent Aristocrat [B] | Creature — Vampire Noble [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control.
kynelwynn: Each,
MegaDosX: Yeah that sure says each
LRRbot: Vanquish the Horde [6WW] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. / Destroy all creatures.
MegaDosX: SPICY
definenull: oh bby
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
r10pez10: ooh
micalovits: I mean, he still gets more blood right?
GreatGodOm: More blood. I think
chaostreader: make another two blood.
laikagoat: yeah
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enbycephalopod: 2 more blood
Kejardon: does the bloodcaster not see the other triggers also?
MegaDosX: You get two more blood tokens Ben
zeathean: w more blood
Denis_Dobrolubov: Blood per each creature either way.
Marvoleath: chat wants to see some blood
bytecaster: Love when chat is just saying "more blood"
comrade_cards: i really dig those klimt sleeves
MegaDosX: @bytecaster We have a theme when Innistrad is in the mix
LRRbot: Captivating Vampire [1BB] | Creature — Vampire [2/2] | Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1. / Tap five untapped Vampires you control: Gain control of target creature. It becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types.
micalovits: Khorne cares not from where the blood flows
LRRbot: Lunarch Veteran [W] (back: Luminous Phantom) | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Disturb {1}{W}
dannycabby: Grima Wormtongue as a young hot goth
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | When Fiend Hunter enters, you may exile another target creature. / When Fiend Hunter leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
chriswr5: innistradian psycho: "nice, now let's see Nelson's Captivating Vampire"
MegaDosX: Into the boo box!
theamc2000: get in bag!
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah Fiend Hunter
bytecaster: bag bag bag
MegaDosX: It is in this set
mweepigeon: it's in the set
LoadingReadyRun: More like *getting* captivated vampire
LRRbot: Bloodhall Priest [2BR] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [4/4] | Whenever Bloodhall Priest enters or attacks, if you have no cards in hand, Bloodhall Priest deals 2 damage to any target. / Madness {1}{B}{R}
Natedogg2: Yeah, it's in the set.
chriswr5: can't wait for universes beyond: 300, so we get a kitschy sorcery called "this is sparta" with a madness cost
LRRbot: Ghoultree [7G] | Creature — Zombie Treefolk [10/10] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard.
definenull: eyyy
MegaDosX: Chonky
zombub: As a new player during Innistrad, Fiend Hunter taught me so much about the stack
chriswr5: more like Cool-tree EZ
GreatGodOm: Could ben have discarded one card to a blood and with that on the stack, sac another blood token and discard the priest and get the ETB trigger?
theamc2000: does Soren give death touch?
chaostreader: @theamc2000 Yes.
MegaDosX: @theamc2000 Sure does
r10pez10: huh, nice 10/10
theamc2000: dnang
dannycabby: foil fiend hunter eats two creatures
dannycabby: it's in the oracle text
MegaDosX: Spoilers, Kathleen!
LRRbot: Haunted Dead [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | When Haunted Dead enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / {1}{B}, Discard two cards: Return Haunted Dead from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
sithenin: I remember way back having a deck built around Faceless Butcher
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definenull: we have a plan!
micalovits: !card emrakul, the promised
LRRbot: Emrakul, the Promised End [{13}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [13/13] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each card type among cards in your graveyard. / When you cast this spell, you gain control of target opponent during that player's next turn. After that turn, that player takes an extra turn. / Flying, trample, protection from instants
theamc2000: mill!
LRRbot: Luminous Phantom (front: Lunarch Veteran) | Creature — Spirit Cleric [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another creature you control leaves the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / If Luminous Phantom would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
chriswr5: ooh ah ah ah ah
chriswr5: ben beat me to it lmao
Tweediculous: lol i didnt uinderstand the ooo ah ah ah for a second then it clicked
LRRbot: Twinblade Geist [1W] (back: Twinblade Invocation) | Creature — Spirit Warrior [1/1] | Double strike / Disturb {2}{W}
LRRbot: Twinblade Invocation (front: Twinblade Geist) | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has double strike. / If Twinblade Invocation would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
MegaDosX: A 10/10 double strike is a beatstick and a half
Tweediculous: what API are they using for the card camera pick up? home grown?
theamc2000: is there a rancor affect in the set?
dumbo3k: @MegaDosX No, I think it is just two beat sticks
Juliamon: !cardrecogniser
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LRRbot: Gluttonous Guest [2B] | Creature — Vampire [1/4] | When Gluttonous Guest enters, create a Blood token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Blood token, you gain 1 life.
micalovits: Huh, neat that we have a command for that
theamc2000: a gluest?
Juliamon: it doesn't get pulled out often anymore, but it's still there
Tweediculous: Sweet thanks for the info! Checking out the GH now
micalovits: Remember to gain 3 life, and Kathleen should gain one from her spirit
LRRbot: Moldgraf Millipede [4G] | Creature — Insect Horror [2/2] | When Moldgraf Millipede enters, mill three cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on Moldgraf Millipede for each creature card in your graveyard.
r10pez10: lightning helix was innistrad?
theamc2000: did Kat gain one for the fiend hunter dying
r10pez10: i thought it was ravnica. huh cool
Juliamon: it was Ravnica
MegaDosX: We down to eight!
MegaDosX: Oh I miscounted
laikagoat: yeah ben and kathleen both need to gain life
dannycabby: Ben's found the answer to life so he wins automatically
micalovits: Sometimes chat is right! Sometimes...
dumbo3k: and didn't the gluttonous guest also die? or is it only her creatures?
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When Voldaren Epicure enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
MegaDosX: Blood! Blood!
LRRbot: Murderous Compulsion [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target tapped creature. / Madness {1}{B}
kynelwynn: @dumbo3k "creature you control"
dumbo3k: nvm, just scrolled up, its only her creatures dieing that gives health
LRRbot: Blood Petal Celebrant [1R] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | Blood Petal Celebrant has first strike as long as it's attacking. / When Blood Petal Celebrant dies, create a Blood token.
tedpro23: Wow, just knowing Emrakul is in there makes the game so tense!
dannycabby: the way Ben pronounced Bloodhall Priest made it sound like Butthole Priest, and I've quite chuffed
MegaDosX: Good lord that's a lot of life
GreatGodOm: Ben could have shot the tree and killed it. Cause the priest had DT.
Ulamogtheinfinitegyro: small note, because the priest has deathtouch from sorin you could have pinged the ghoultree and killed it!
r10pez10: oh gee look at the time
MegaDosX: Whoopsie!
dumbo3k: so kathleen gained 2 life from two dead creatures, but then -1 from the flying spirit? so she should be at 15?
r10pez10: why does my watch have tentacles
MegaDosX: Oh no
micalovits: Oh
LRRbot: Zealous Conscripts [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Haste / When Zealous Conscripts enters, gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.
theamc2000: Sorrin strong
LoadingReadyRun: Emrakul tapping watch and looking expectantly at the battlefield
MegaDosX: Yeah that's death
BusTed: oops whoops
Ginganinja4545: yyyoink
enbycephalopod: I was hoping ben would keep 5 vamps and steral emmy
MegaDosX: T3 Sorin, yo
tedpro23: Emrakul biding her time inside the moon again.
Juliamon: it basically did self-assemble
enbycephalopod: *steal
chaostreader: I think Kathleen was just dead there because Sorin could remove the blocker.
micalovits: Kathleen was 100% dead
LordZarano: !.
MegaDosX: It's not
neisan2112: No arena
definenull: bad news
superdude097: Not on Arena
micalovits: How rude
Syntheticuh: mtgo only sorry
RatherLargeToad: bring back Triple Strike!
definenull: GAVIN!
BrowneePointz: Shadows Remsastered already did
neisan2112: They never do these January Remaster sets on arena
MegaDosX: This is the same as Dominaria and Ravnica Remastered, those didn't go to Arena either
redrumekki: because arena got the shadows remastered, yes
Juliamon: Arena already got an Innistrad remaster of its own
Diabore: yeah mtgo
gibbousm: did James fall in a hole whilst playing Magic?
Natedogg2: We had Shadows Over Innistrad Remastered a while ago.
micalovits: That was the voice of a defeated man there James
LRRbot: Hopeful Initiate [W] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/2] | Training / {2}{W}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
SkiaSymphonia: It makes for a good LRRMTG on Thursday
LRRbot: Twinblade Geist [1W] (back: Twinblade Invocation) | Creature — Spirit Warrior [1/1] | Double strike / Disturb {2}{W}
LRRbot: Blood Petal Celebrant [1R] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | Blood Petal Celebrant has first strike as long as it's attacking. / When Blood Petal Celebrant dies, create a Blood token.
LRRbot: Ambush Viper [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Flash / Deathtouch
MegaDosX: Ambush Vampire!
MegaDosX: I mean it's got fangs, surely that makes it a vampire right
LRRbot: Ulvenwald Mysteries [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
Cosmonautilis24: Even has Falkenrath flavor text
Syntheticuh: i wonder if ongoing investigation is in the set too
LRRbot: Blood Petal Celebrant [1R] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | Blood Petal Celebrant has first strike as long as it's attacking. / When Blood Petal Celebrant dies, create a Blood token.
ztghostie: The mental image of that Initiate training with a random snake he found in the woods is very funny
Ginganinja4545: Level 1 in rpgs be like
micalovits: "don't get bitten and die" Is some kind of training I guess
MegaDosX: "So I swing like this?" "Hsssss!" "Truly you know the wisdom of combat, venerable serpent" "hss"
LRRbot: Gisa's Bidding [2BB] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. / Madness {2}{B}
micalovits: Blood and madness is such sick value
BusTed: PogChamp
MegaDosX: Ooh
MegaDosX: Kathleen's deck found the go button
ShaneLeeAtk: Mon-tan-yuh
LRRbot: Murderous Compulsion [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target tapped creature. / Madness {1}{B}
micalovits: That art looks like Kibler stabbing James
r10pez10: hm I should get milk too
LRRbot: Zealous Conscripts [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Haste / When Zealous Conscripts enters, gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Village Rites [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
MegaDosX: Gross
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LRRbot: Intrepid Provisioner [3G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/3] | Trample / When Intrepid Provisioner enters, another target Human you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
r10pez10: rude
definenull: zoomies!
LRRbot: Duel for Dominance [1G] | Instant | Coven — Choose target creature you control and target creature you don't control. If you control three or more creatures with different powers, put a +1/+1 counter on the chosen creature you control. Then the chosen creatures fight each other.
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ztghostie: no because ben controlled it
MegaDosX: !card ulvenwald mysteries
LRRbot: Ulvenwald Mysteries [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
Natedogg2: No, Ben controlled it when it died.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No, because Kathleen didn't control it.
MrPipboy3000: Ben controled the captain when it died
LRRbot: Haunted Dead [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | When Haunted Dead enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / {1}{B}, Discard two cards: Return Haunted Dead from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
MegaDosX: Yeah Ben controlled it at the time so no clue
enbycephalopod: lrrJUDGECALL
LRRbot: Eaten Alive [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
TheMinionGM: Now she has 2 though
James_the_Dabbler: It fixed itself, good job
narset6691: no, it would be 1, eaten alive exiles
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Still only 1, Eaten alive RfG's/
Natedogg2: No, her creature was just exiled.
TheMinionGM: Ahh, right
Diabore: no its all good
MegaDosX: lrrJUDGE
neisan2112: She still had 1 left
Dread_Pirate_Westley: But she still had one left.
ztghostie: kathleen still had one clue
micalovits: She didn't tick it up for the eaten alive uet
MrPipboy3000: You're good, you already had a clue
MegaDosX: She still had a clue I think
narset6691: she had 1 left
Orxolon: Exile?
Natedogg2: She had one clue before all of this.
MegaDosX: But now no clues
LRRbot: Hamlet Captain [1G] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Whenever Hamlet Captain attacks or blocks, other Humans you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Diabore: the provisioner is exiled but thats it, its all good after that
MegaDosX: None clues left Emrakul
James_the_Dabbler: I thought Blue's Clues
Diabore: is the disturb the same cost?
micalovits: And eaten alive
dougma: and now another clue token
Diabore: hang on is disturb only 3?
Diabore: @dougma nontoken
dougma: oh... sorry
r10pez10: magic is so complicated
micalovits: Disturb for the geist is 3 yes
LRRbot: Haunted Dead [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | When Haunted Dead enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / {1}{B}, Discard two cards: Return Haunted Dead from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
MegaDosX: Disturb is 2W for the double strike guy
LRRbot: Falkenrath Torturer [2B] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Falkenrath Torturer gains flying until end of turn. If the sacrificed creature was a Human, put a +1/+1 counter on Falkenrath Torturer.
LRRbot: Lunarch Veteran [W] (back: Luminous Phantom) | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Disturb {1}{W}
ShaneLeeAtk: Heck bound and down
LRRbot: Gluttonous Guest [2B] | Creature — Vampire [1/4] | When Gluttonous Guest enters, create a Blood token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Blood token, you gain 1 life.
r10pez10: we got a soul mister
LRRbot: Dawnhart Disciple [1G] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | Whenever another Human you control enters, Dawnhart Disciple gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
micalovits: Just zoom zoom and get more clues!
LRRbot: Reforge the Soul [3RR] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards. / Miracle {1}{R}
TheMinionGM: And also counter on the disciple, right?
LRRbot: Ambush Viper [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Flash / Deathtouch
MegaDosX: The Ambush Vampire!
LRRbot: Wild-Field Scarecrow [3] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/4] | Defender / {2}, Sacrifice Wild-Field Scarecrow: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
Cptasparagus: @TheMinionGM its just +1/+1 until eot
MegaDosX: Everybody in the pool
TheMinionGM: I can't read tonight evidently
micalovits: The clue engine is disgusting tonight
MegaDosX: I've heard of Blue's Clues, but not Green's Clues
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When Voldaren Epicure enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
Khalstrom: How is Tireless Tracker not in the set?
chriswr5: this is where kathleen reveals her 1-of-fun-of Voldaren Epicure to finish the game
niccus: humans keep finding the bodies before they could be hidden
MegaDosX: Maybe round 3 takes five minutes
MegaDosX: Both have the chance to go zoom
definenull: just draw the right half of the deck 4head \j
micalovits: I mean, if you open Emmy you sorta gotta play her
r10pez10: the buy milk bracket
rosesmcgee: Emmy for the culture
micalovits: Especially the 13 mana one since that can somewhat be cast
LoadingReadyRun: @Khalstrom Tireless Tracker is in the set!
LRRbot: Indulgent Aristocrat [B] | Creature — Vampire Noble [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control.
DEATHlikescats: appreciate you both keeping things skipping along
LRRbot: Dawnhart Disciple [1G] | Creature — Human Warlock [2/2] | Whenever another Human you control enters, Dawnhart Disciple gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Gluttonous Guest [2B] | Creature — Vampire [1/4] | When Gluttonous Guest enters, create a Blood token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Blood token, you gain 1 life.
todeshorst: ben is at 21
LRRbot: Wild-Field Scarecrow [3] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/4] | Defender / {2}, Sacrifice Wild-Field Scarecrow: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Right the Noble has lifelink
Orxolon: Lifelink
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
definenull: lmao
JKBalch: Banish James until end of turn
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
chriswr5: ben u gotta pay 1
LRRbot: Hamlet Captain [1G] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Whenever Hamlet Captain attacks or blocks, other Humans you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
LoadingReadyRun: Ham Captain!
definenull: magic: the gathering
MegaDosX: You're definitely getting Magic the Gatheringed
Mai_Andra: James comes back with a box of lands to taunt
LRRbot: Inspiring Captain [3W] | Creature — Human Knight [3/3] | When Inspiring Captain enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
r10pez10: we love you james
micalovits: James should also be at 17 from last turn
LRRbot: Indulgent Aristocrat [B] | Creature — Vampire Noble [1/1] | Lifelink / {2}, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control.
Orxolon: Does that captain recites the play?
MegaDosX: Holy shit punch for 11?!?
neisan2112: Ben still needs to take 4
micalovits: Ben*
MegaDosX: And yeah Ben needs to be at 17
MegaDosX: So 14 now
MegaDosX: Ben exiled James so no life total changes
LRRbot: Falkenrath Torturer [2B] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Falkenrath Torturer gains flying until end of turn. If the sacrificed creature was a Human, put a +1/+1 counter on Falkenrath Torturer.
chriswr5: @MegaDosX he's like an inverted platinum angel
KeytarCat: @MegaDosX Hella Beejlander
LRRbot: Eaten Alive [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
ShaneLeeAtk: #DonkeyBits
r10pez10: i know we saw tree but did they also reprint triskaidekaphobia
enbycephalopod: sure did
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 Yeah they did
r10pez10: thank goodness
LRRbot: Intrepid Provisioner [3G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/3] | Trample / When Intrepid Provisioner enters, another target Human you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
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r10pez10: when we were drafting SOI the first time it got passed around and my friends kept saying, "yeah that's a r10pez10 card"
MegaDosX: Humans go punch
LoadingReadyRun: Is there supposed to be someone on that other horse with Intrepid Provisioner?
LRRbot: Gisa's Bidding [2BB] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. / Madness {2}{B}
r10pez10: LoadingReadyRun not anymore!
CrossXhunteR: oh the humanity
northos: @LoadingReadyRun the front rider is holding the reins so it's probably meant to be a pack horse
chriswr5: "a human, a snake, and an inconceivable entity walk into a bar..."
LRRbot: Angelic Purge [2W] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a permanent. / Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment.
nevyn666: those jace/vraska sleeves are my favorite
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LRRbot: Gisa's Bidding [2BB] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. / Madness {2}{B}
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BrowneePointz: and come this fall James, Edge of Eternities!
LRRbot: Vanquish the Horde [6WW] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. / Destroy all creatures.
LRRbot: Ghoultree [7G] | Creature — Zombie Treefolk [10/10] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Hopeful Initiate [W] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/2] | Training / {2}{W}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Neonate's Rush [2R] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Vampire. / Neonate's Rush deals 1 damage to target creature and 1 damage to its controller. Draw a card.
chriswr5: fun fact: every card that makes an Alien token makes a unique alien token
LRRbot: Zealous Conscripts [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Haste / When Zealous Conscripts enters, gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Voldaren Bloodcaster [1B] (back: Bloodbat Summoner) | Creature — Vampire Wizard [2/1] | Flying / Whenever Voldaren Bloodcaster or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a Blood token. / Whenever you create a Blood token, if you control five or more Blood tokens, transform Voldaren Bloodcaster.
definenull: OH NO
LRRbot: Lunarch Mantle [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has "{1}, Sacrifice a permanent: This creature gains flying until end of turn."
definenull: 1 more turn!
LRRbot: Bloodhall Priest [2BR] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [4/4] | Whenever Bloodhall Priest enters or attacks, if you have no cards in hand, Bloodhall Priest deals 2 damage to any target. / Madness {1}{B}{R}
r10pez10: great matchup honestly
chriswr5: no resolve the madness first, then draw
definenull: I think you gotta madness now
hd_dabnado: madness first?
northos: yeah madness first
dannycabby: it's a cost so madness happens
LRRbot: Bloodtithe Harvester [BR] | Creature — Vampire [3/2] | When Bloodtithe Harvester enters, create a Blood token. / {T}, Sacrifice Bloodtithe Harvester: Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
definenull: NOOOOP
LRRbot: Ambush Viper [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Flash / Deathtouch
hd_dabnado: AMBUSH
chriswr5: BOOOOOOM
definenull: that was a sick line
micalovits: 4/4 sure also doesn't have haste
dougma: goooooo
neisan2112: She goes to 1?
JKBalch: what a line!
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Diabore: 4/4 no haste
jeepless: DinoDance HyperCrown DinoDance
dougma: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
hd_dabnado: i get madness and suspend mixed in my brain
northos: the humans...and the ghoultree ;P
BrowneePointz: So James took Ben's good cards
chriswr5: FLIP AND RIP
BrowneePointz: that's what we're blaming that on
r10pez10: sick
neekstock: ooofffff
northos: \o/
BrowneePointz: Modern All Star!
chriswr5: where's nile joan rivers she needs the retro weezy
shamblingkrenshar: Duskwatch Recruiter is hype!
LRRbot: Unnatural Growth [1GGGG] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each combat, double the power and toughness of each creature you control until end of turn.
LRRbot: Overcharged Amalgam [2UU] | Creature — Zombie Horror [3/3] | Flash / Flying / Exploit / When Overcharged Amalgam exploits a creature, counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.
LRRbot: Hullbreaker Horror [5UU] | Creature — Kraken Horror [7/8] | Flash / This spell can't be countered. / Whenever you cast a spell, choose up to one — / • Return target spell you don't control to its owner's hand. / • Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When Snapcaster Mage enters, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
definenull: spicyyy
shamblingkrenshar: The boy!
CrossXhunteR: oh snap
Mr_Horrible: retro snapcaster looks sick
LRRbot: Archangel Avacyn [3WW] (back: Avacyn, the Purifier) | Legendary Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flash / Flying, vigilance / When Archangel Avacyn enters, creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / When a non-Angel creature you control dies, transform Archangel Avacyn at the beginning of the next upkeep.
LRRbot: Avacyn, the Purifier (front: Archangel Avacyn) | Legendary Creature — Angel [6/5] | Flying / When this creature transforms into Avacyn, the Purifier, it deals 3 damage to each other creature and each opponent.
LRRbot: Wedding Announcement [2W] (back: Wedding Festivity) | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, put an invitation counter on Wedding Announcement. If you attacked with two or more creatures this turn, draw a card. Otherwise, create a 1/1 white Human creature token. Then if Wedding Announcement has three or more invitation counters on it, transform it.
northos: those are a couple spicy packs
LRRbot: Eldritch Evolution [1GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Exile Eldritch Evolution.
BrowneePointz: POG
LRRbot: Mausoleum Wanderer [U] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Spirit you control enters, Mausoleum Wanderer gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / Sacrifice Mausoleum Wanderer: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is Mausoleum Wanderer's power.
r10pez10: oh hey
Diabore: the only old border snappy
r10pez10: avacyn's still alive, right? right?
SkiaSymphonia: In our hearts
definenull: something something symbol of her church?
Diabore: y...yeah, of course she is
Dog_of_Myth: Talk to Sorin r10pez10
r10pez10: remember when we thought elspeth was dead
SkiaSymphonia: Sorin really hit her with the "I brought you into this world and I can take you out"
r10pez10: no, the other time
Orxolon: 2 rounds in half an hour,can they pull it off?
Orxolon: Chan chan chaaaan
Diabore: i hope we get another EDSC soon
NotCainNorAbel: @Diabore monday
Diabore: @NotCainNorAbel confirmed? because the last one was 3 months ago
NotCainNorAbel: @Diabore https://old.reddit.com/r/loadingreadyrun/comments/1i9cp4v/elder_dragon_social_club/
definenull: noo not juniper D:
LRRbot: Scorned Villager [1G] (back: Moonscarred Werewolf) | Creature — Human Werewolf [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Scorned Villager.
MegaDosX: Werewolves well known for being able to handle flying creatures
shamblingkrenshar: "Just hit them" wins games of Limited.
LRRbot: Soulcipher Board [1U] (back: Cipherbound Spirit) | Artifact | Soulcipher Board enters with three omen counters on it. / {1}{U}, {T}: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your graveyard. / Whenever a creature card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, remove an omen counter from Soulcipher Board. Then if it has no omen counters on it, transform it.
r10pez10: god that video makes me laugh every time
LRRbot: Somberwald Sage [2G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | {T}: Add three mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.
MegaDosX: Taps for three though
definenull: you can uwu if you want to
BusTed: tqsHmph
ShaneLeeAtk: !card cipherbound spirit
LRRbot: Cipherbound Spirit (front: Soulcipher Board) | Creature — Spirit [3/2] | Flying / Cipherbound Spirit can block only creatures with flying. / {3}{U}: Draw two cards, then discard a card.
LRRbot: Moonscarred Werewolf (front: Scorned Villager) | Creature — Werewolf [2/2] | Vigilance / {T}: Add {G}{G}. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Moonscarred Werewolf.
Diabore: only 8 for creatures
MegaDosX: That's a lotta mana
shamblingkrenshar: I loved the Werewolves in Shadows Block. Going from normal werewolves to Emrakul werewolves was some nice terror.
r10pez10: did they reprint craterhoof? neat
Desruprot: arielleFine
LRRbot: Hinterland Logger [1G] (back: Timber Shredder) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/1] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Hinterland Logger.
Diabore: @r10pez10 sure did
goombalax: I prefer Hinterland Sours
LRRbot: Ulrich's Kindred [2R] | Creature — Wolf [3/2] | Trample / {3}{G}: Target attacking Wolf or Werewolf gains indestructible until end of turn.
chriswr5: @goombalax amazing joke
Diabore: upkeeps
LRRbot: Lantern Bearer [U] (back: Lanterns' Lift) | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Flying / Disturb {2}{U}
LRRbot: Mist Raven [2UU] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Mist Raven enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.
r10pez10: ah yes, body-of-water species-of-bird
LoadingReadyRun: Lantern Bearer = One who bears a lantern
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / When Abundant Growth enters, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Desruprot: @LoadingReadyRun rather than a lantern that is actually a bear
TheAwkes: Watch out for the ones who bare their lanterns.
chriswr5: about a grand or so
Mr_Horrible: you really want Moat, but unfortunately, everyone else also really wants Moat
LRRbot: Hinterland Logger [1G] (back: Timber Shredder) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/1] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Hinterland Logger.
MegaDosX: Yeah it's like a thousand bucks now
enbycephalopod: 1300
LoadingReadyRun: You could have a Lantern Bear Bearer Bear?
r10pez10: moot
enbycephalopod: magus of the moat is 7
LRRbot: Somberwald Sage [2G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | {T}: Add three mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.
Orxolon: Which one Is 1300?
goombalax: Hit up Wheeler he has all of Legends
adept_nekomancer: The bear bearer... he'll only carry 2/2s which cost 2.
chriswr5: $1300? that's like, the cheaper 1/3 of a canlander deck
enbycephalopod: @Orxolon Moat
LRRbot: Tower Geist [3U] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Flying / When Tower Geist enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
chriswr5: can we get a price check on volcanic island
enbycephalopod: Its okay its only $850 for 3rd ed
Orxolon: Wow,happy to know i have 4 xD
micalovits: Less than moat, depending on printing
enbycephalopod: @chriswr5 Beta is 12K
LRRbot: Hinterland Logger [1G] (back: Timber Shredder) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/1] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Hinterland Logger.
LRRbot: Timber Shredder (front: Hinterland Logger) | Creature — Werewolf [4/2] | Trample / At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Timber Shredder.
Akaiatana: Timber Shredder a primary resource version of Ledger Shredder
LRRbot: Bound by Moonsilver [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack, block, or transform. / Sacrifice another permanent: Attach Bound by Moonsilver to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.
LRRbot: Essence Flux [U] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. If it's a Spirit, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
LRRbot: Intrepid Provisioner [3G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/3] | Trample / When Intrepid Provisioner enters, another target Human you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Hinterland Logger [1G] (back: Timber Shredder) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/1] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Hinterland Logger.
LRRbot: Spore Crawler [2G] | Creature — Fungus [3/2] | When Spore Crawler dies, draw a card.
LRRbot: Syncopate [XU] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
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definenull: Hoof?
r10pez10: boof?
LRRbot: Soulcipher Board [1U] (back: Cipherbound Spirit) | Artifact | Soulcipher Board enters with three omen counters on it. / {1}{U}, {T}: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your graveyard. / Whenever a creature card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, remove an omen counter from Soulcipher Board. Then if it has no omen counters on it, transform it.
LRRbot: Cipherbound Spirit (front: Soulcipher Board) | Creature — Spirit [3/2] | Flying / Cipherbound Spirit can block only creatures with flying. / {3}{U}: Draw two cards, then discard a card.
definenull: Welp
LRRbot: Spider Spawning [4G] | Sorcery | Create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each creature card in your graveyard. / Flashback {6}{B}
definenull: 1 for each dwarf?
LRRbot: Geistlight Snare [2U] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Spirit. It also costs {1} less to cast if you control an enchantment. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
micalovits: No fun with spiders Matt!
LoadingReadyRun: Cipherbound Spirit looks down at werewolves: "You're on your own, chief"
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
goombalax: because its pretty
definenull: More legs = more fun
micalovits: To shot the fancy art!
Mai_Andra: spiderprince, the goat
theamc2000: I would be night
LRRbot: Borrowed Hostility [R] | Instant | Escalate {3} / Choose one or both — / • Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn. / • Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.
definenull: Goat there!
MegaDosX: Werewolves go punch
definenull: And spiders. Don't forget the spiders
micalovits: I want to forget the spiders though
ShaneLeeAtk: Old fashion slobberknocker
LRRbot: Deserted Beach | Land | Deserted Beach enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
LRRbot: Young Wolf [G] | Creature — Wolf [1/1] | Undying
LRRbot: Duskwatch Recruiter [1G] (back: Krallenhorde Howler) | Creature — Human Warrior Werewolf [2/2] | {2}{G}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Duskwatch Recruiter.
shushu2539: that wolf's cost is too low
LRRbot: Drogskol Shieldmate [2W] | Creature — Spirit Soldier [2/3] | Flash / When Drogskol Shieldmate enters, other creatures you control get +0/+1 until end of turn.
BrowneePointz: still played in eternal formats I think
tehfewl: on main cameron?
definenull: "I want your deck to do the thing it does"
micalovits: The sword and shield also sorta looks like wings
LRRbot: Hinterland Logger [1G] (back: Timber Shredder) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/1] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Hinterland Logger.
MrSarkhan: CAM
Scarbble: poor serge. lol
ArcOfTheConclave: !adult
LRRbot: I need an abult !
definenull: Angy awoo
r10pez10: Help not found.
LoadingReadyRun: a different definition of "logging" then you usually see
BusTed: tqsSmug
LRRbot: Lunarch Veteran [W] (back: Luminous Phantom) | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Disturb {1}{W}
gibbousm: An A-Woo Two
LRRbot: Savage Alliance [2R] | Instant | Escalate {1} / Choose one or more — / • Creatures target player controls gain trample until end of turn. / • Savage Alliance deals 2 damage to target creature. / • Savage Alliance deals 1 damage to each creature target opponent controls.
Mr_Horrible: limited pain in the neck, Savage Alliance
micalovits: Savage
LRRbot: Nebelgast Herald [2U] | Creature — Spirit [2/1] | Flash / Flying / Whenever Nebelgast Herald or another Spirit you control enters, tap target creature an opponent controls.
shamblingkrenshar: Escalate was a good kicker
LoadingReadyRun: Damn you Nibbles!
Scarbble: yung wulf
Mr_Horrible: he's pogging
micalovits: Can you blame it?
LRRbot: Tower Geist [3U] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Flying / When Tower Geist enters, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
LRRbot: Geistlight Snare [2U] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Spirit. It also costs {1} less to cast if you control an enchantment. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
TwitchingPokki: the wording on Lunarch Veteran is interesting, does enters now always reference the battlefield? has it always been like that?
shamblingkrenshar: If I were a ghost and I saw a dog, I'd also pog. I do that while alive and don't imagine it would change.
micalovits: @TwitchingPokki They recently shortened "Enter the battlefield" to "enters", so they mean the same thing
shamblingkrenshar: When its not the battlefield they use other words such as "was/were put into"
TwitchingPokki: oh ok so it's a recent change that makes sense
Mr_Horrible: if you lack that context, it can be a little confusing, esp for a card that also cares about its graveyard state, like the disturb cards do
micalovits: Yea, last... 3 sets? Think it was bloomburrow
LRRbot: Kruin Outlaw [1RR] (back: Terror of Kruin Pass) | Creature — Human Rogue Werewolf [2/2] | First strike / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Kruin Outlaw.
LRRbot: Hungry Ridgewolf [1R] | Creature — Wolf [2/2] | As long as you control another Wolf or Werewolf, Hungry Ridgewolf gets +1/+0 and has trample.
LRRbot: Wretched Gryff [7] | Creature — Eldrazi Hippogriff [3/4] | Emerge {5}{U} / When you cast this spell, draw a card. / Flying
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shamblingkrenshar: Man I love Emerge. I want that to come back.
LRRbot: Imprisoned in the Moon [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature, land, or planeswalker / Enchanted permanent is a colorless land with "{T}: Add {C}" and loses all other card types and abilities.
micalovits: Emerge is the best kind of kicker
rogerivany: I loved emerge.
Mr_Horrible: it's really cool, esp with the design they did around it in Eldritch Moon
dumbo3k: I appreciate calling Colorless Mana as Wingdings
Mr_Horrible: the 4-mana dork that makes a 3/2 token so you can emerge the dork
shamblingkrenshar: If we ever end up back on Ikoria, I feel like that could be a place to bring it back as a mutate-but-not
Mai_Andra: help ramp. we stan accessibility here.
LRRbot: Ulrich's Kindred [2R] | Creature — Wolf [3/2] | Trample / {3}{G}: Target attacking Wolf or Werewolf gains indestructible until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: they do everything you want a creature to do: fly, and replace itself
BrowneePointz: I'm excited for Hulldrifter
LRRbot: Duskwatch Recruiter [1G] (back: Krallenhorde Howler) | Creature — Human Warrior Werewolf [2/2] | {2}{G}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Duskwatch Recruiter.
LRRbot: Villagers of Estwald [2G] (back: Howlpack of Estwald) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/3] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Villagers of Estwald.
shamblingkrenshar: Hulldrifter got an appreciative laugh out of me
LRRbot: Luminous Phantom (front: Lunarch Veteran) | Creature — Spirit Cleric [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another creature you control leaves the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / If Luminous Phantom would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
Mai_Andra: UB: Alien Franchise (Emerge)
Limhmm: ^ I need that
Mr_Horrible: also very funny that they can't shorthand "leaves" because that word *is* used more generally
micalovits: @Mai_Andra That would be so fitting
shamblingkrenshar: @Mr_Horrible Huh. I hadn't thought about that.
LRRbot: Conduit of Storms [2R] (back: Conduit of Emrakul) | Creature — Werewolf Horror [2/3] | Whenever Conduit of Storms attacks, add {R} at the beginning of your next main phase this turn. / {3}{R}{R}: Transform Conduit of Storms.
JustAnotherMuffin: Oh neat this is the draft deck I got tonight
Mr_Horrible: nobody else knew about Robert Eggers's next movie
Mr_Horrible: yet
LRRbot: Mist Raven [2UU] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Mist Raven enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.
micalovits: !card conduit of emrakul
LRRbot: Conduit of Emrakul (front: Conduit of Storms) | Creature — Eldrazi Werewolf [5/4] | Whenever Conduit of Emrakul attacks, add {C}{C} at the beginning of your next main phase this turn.
LRRbot: Ulrich's Kindred [2R] | Creature — Wolf [3/2] | Trample / {3}{G}: Target attacking Wolf or Werewolf gains indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Valorous Stance [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. / • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.
LoadingReadyRun: That Stance!
LRRbot: Guardian of Pilgrims [1W] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/2] | When Guardian of Pilgrims enters, target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
vinopinguino: thats a wide stance my guy
micalovits: Thriving, in his lane, getting pets
vinopinguino: its jumping out of a window?
LoadingReadyRun: Guardian of Pilgrims was doing that David Blaine levitation trick
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
MegaDosX: Come on Matt, draw that Hidetsugu's Second Rite that's definitely in this set
LRRbot: Villagers of Estwald [2G] (back: Howlpack of Estwald) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/3] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Villagers of Estwald.
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | When Fiend Hunter enters, you may exile another target creature. / When Fiend Hunter leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
dougma: Was that a russian fokelore reference from Cam? color me shocked
vinopinguino: i aint hear no bell
LRRbot: Duskwatch Recruiter [1G] (back: Krallenhorde Howler) | Creature — Human Warrior Werewolf [2/2] | {2}{G}: Look at the top three cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Duskwatch Recruiter.
LRRbot: Smoldering Werewolf [2RR] (back: Erupting Dreadwolf) | Creature — Werewolf Horror [3/2] | When Smoldering Werewolf enters, it deals 1 damage to each of up to two target creatures. / {4}{R}{R}: Transform Smoldering Werewolf.
Mr_Horrible: oh this guy was a drubbing, I remember
vinopinguino: bork bork
MegaDosX: Somebody give this man a Sophia deck
Scarbble: aw yeah quell speller
trebuchetboy: ending on time wubbyS
enbycephalopod: booooosties??
LRRbot: Bound by Moonsilver [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack, block, or transform. / Sacrifice another permanent: Attach Bound by Moonsilver to target creature. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
LRRbot: Spontaneous Mutation [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −X/−0, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When Thraben Inspector enters, investigate.
Diabore: C2
Dog_of_Myth: Thrabs
LRRbot: Grapple with the Past [1G] | Instant | Mill three cards, then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Festerhide Boar [3G] | Creature — Boar [3/3] | Trample / Morbid — Festerhide Boar enters with two +1/+1 counters on it if a creature died this turn.
chriswr5: cameron is making a pauper deck
Diabore: C 2 M1
LRRbot: Wild-Field Scarecrow [3] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/4] | Defender / {2}, Sacrifice Wild-Field Scarecrow: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Village Messenger [R] (back: Moonrise Intruder) | Creature — Human Werewolf [1/1] | Haste / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Village Messenger.
shamblingkrenshar: Grapple With the Past is one of my favorite art callbacks in all of Magic. Its so good.
Diabore: C 2 M 1
LRRbot: Stromkirk Occultist [2R] | Creature — Vampire Horror [3/2] | Trample / Whenever Stromkirk Occultist deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / Madness {1}{R}
LRRbot: Hamlet Captain [1G] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Whenever Hamlet Captain attacks or blocks, other Humans you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Diabore: C 3 M 1
LRRbot: Demonmail Hauberk [4] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +4/+2. / Equip—Sacrifice a creature.
LRRbot: Laboratory Maniac [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.
Diabore: C 4 M 1
MWGNZ: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
LRRbot: Restless Bloodseeker [1B] (back: Bloodsoaked Reveler) | Creature — Vampire [1/3] | At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a Blood token. / Sacrifice two Blood tokens: Transform Restless Bloodseeker. Activate only as a sorcery.
Scarbble: cam's pack is sweet
Jaolen: cams pack holy crap
LRRbot: Ambitious Farmhand [1W] (back: Seasoned Cathar) | Creature — Human Peasant [1/1] | When Ambitious Farmhand enters, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Coven — {1}{W}{W}: Transform Ambitious Farmhand. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
Diabore: C 5 M 1
Strebenherz: oh they went old art borders. yas.
LRRbot: Crawl from the Cellar [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target Zombie you control. / Flashback {3}{B}
LRRbot: Biolume Egg [2U] (back: Biolume Serpent) | Creature — Serpent Egg [0/4] | Defender / When Biolume Egg enters, scry 2. / When you sacrifice Biolume Egg, return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Dog_of_Myth: E G G
LRRbot: Angel's Tomb [3] | Artifact | Whenever a creature you control enters, you may have Angel's Tomb become a 3/3 white Angel artifact creature with flying until end of turn.
LRRbot: Smoldering Werewolf [2RR] (back: Erupting Dreadwolf) | Creature — Werewolf Horror [3/2] | When Smoldering Werewolf enters, it deals 1 damage to each of up to two target creatures. / {4}{R}{R}: Transform Smoldering Werewolf.
Diabore: C 5 M 2
LRRbot: Voldaren Bloodcaster [1B] (back: Bloodbat Summoner) | Creature — Vampire Wizard [2/1] | Flying / Whenever Voldaren Bloodcaster or another nontoken creature you control dies, create a Blood token. / Whenever you create a Blood token, if you control five or more Blood tokens, transform Voldaren Bloodcaster.
LRRbot: Sigarda, Host of Herons [2GWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying, hexproof / Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause you to sacrifice permanents.
Dog_of_Myth: Dang
Strebenherz: OH DANG
Diabore: C 6 M 2
vinopinguino: booom
chriswr5: SIGARDA
Strebenherz: ooooooh
LRRbot: Temporal Mastery [5UU] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Temporal Mastery. / Miracle {1}{U}
Diabore: oh serge has ice, thats much easier LUL
vinopinguino: daaaang
Strebenherz: WHAT
LRRbot: Edgar Markov [3RWB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Knight [4/4] | Eminence — Whenever you cast another Vampire spell, if Edgar Markov is in the command zone or on the battlefield, create a 1/1 black Vampire creature token. / First strike, haste / Whenever Edgar Markov attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control.
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
enbycephalopod: OMG
chriswr5: YOOOOOO
MegaDosX: EXCUSE ME WHAT
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBartleby lrrBartleby lrrBartleby
shamblingkrenshar: ITS HIM! Dracula!
neisan2112: EXZCUSE ME CAM
r10pez10: oh hey
femmytherealbeing: LETS GOOOOOOO
Scarbble: cam's pack is busted, dang
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I think Cameron just wins
neisan2112: This fucking pack is WILD
vinopinguino: so hot
Jaolen: pack it up
chriswr5: $70 on cardkingdom.com/lrr!
Julian_Rogue: Skill issue
Diabore: currently 70 on CK
LRRbot: Memory Deluge [2UU] | Instant | Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast this spell. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Flashback {5}{U}{U}
LRRbot: Avacyn, Angel of Hope [5WWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [8/8] | Flying, vigilance, indestructible / Other permanents you control have indestructible.
Strebenherz: CAM WHAT
Dog_of_Myth: HOLY
vinopinguino: OH COME ON
goombalax: HOLY MOLY
vinopinguino: WHAT THE
MWGNZ: seabatClap seabatClap
BusTed: onstaWELP
chriswr5: CAMERON WHAT IS THIS PACK
darkpks2: BangbooBounce
r10pez10: see i told you she was alive
DEATHlikescats: this is a pack for the ages
jhezy: acsOatesParty acsPudgeParty acsCodaParty acsOatesParty acsPudgeParty acsCodaParty
TheKingWiggins: this is the best pack
neisan2112: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
tehfewl: Just.....
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
neisan2112: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
a_valentine_story: what is this pack lol
shamblingkrenshar: POSTER Avacyn after Edgar. What the hell
HungryHungry_Hobo: And all he had to do was go 0-2 vs Matt
UtilityPunk: JUDGE! CAMERON'S CHEATING
Diabore: another 70
Voidhawk42: Cam might lose the match, but my god he's made bank today
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: rigged
Mr_Horrible: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DEATHlikescats: omg you win Cam
DEATHlikescats: hands down
enbycephalopod: Cam opened about 1/10 of a moat
MegaDosX: That's like a $200 pack
chriswr5: cameron is gonna have a black lotus for some rason
Strebenherz: ?!
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [−2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [−6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
Julian_Rogue: 3
DEATHlikescats: ratewoNderStarFlex ratewoNderStarFlex ratewoNderStarFlex ratewoNderStarFlex ratewoNderStarFlex
Scarbble: 3
Mr_Horrible: hachi machi
Paspantoute: st00beScammin
enbycephalopod: 3
Nickiatori: 3
ztghostie: HOT
RatherLargeToad: 3
chriswr5: 3
Voidhawk42: <3 3
neisan2112: 3
DEATHlikescats: whoa!
chriswr5: 3 󠀀
shamblingkrenshar: Spell Queller is pretty cool
vinopinguino: underwhelming end, but holy crap that pack
DEATHlikescats: big money
Nickiatori: 3!
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Julian_Rogue: Well now I want to know
neisan2112: Cam what the actual F is that pack
Scarbble: boof
Voidhawk42: Foil Lilli is definitely worth at least 3 mana
h3rsh3yb4r: i DO wanna know
Voidhawk42: *points
vinopinguino: on cameron's side!
Diabore: edgar into movie poster avacyn serge
ArcOfTheConclave: spellquell is underwhelming
couchboyj: I opened a foil Edgar and a poster Emerakul in the same pack this afternoon, retiring from pack cracking a champion, but I think the poster Avacyn might be a better pull
Jaolen: still standard legal and usable too
enbycephalopod: My hit was a foil old border snappy
Strebenherz: What kind of packs were those they opened?
vinopinguino: collector
enbycephalopod: collector boostie
JustAnotherMuffin: Collector boosters
Diabore: one more round lets go
shamblingkrenshar: Yeah Cam's pack is what, $200 in like 3 cards?
JustAnotherMuffin: Cool but not spending 30 dollars on a pack of cardboard
wkufan89: It's probably just confirmation bias, but I have seen so many people pull Edgars, that price is going to tank.
couchboyj: Poster cards are only in collector boosties I think. Rules for booster fun this set are headache inducing
Strebenherz: I mean the set looks great, i'm tempted
Diabore: @couchboyj yeah wizards site says only collectors
shamblingkrenshar: As a huge fan of Innistrad I'm tempted to spend some money on boosters, though probably Play Boosters.
shamblingkrenshar: This is the plane that made me fall in love with the game
Strebenherz: I don't see pre pre release in the tags, is this set out now?
Diabore: i started in og innistrad so i have deep nostalgia
micalovits: Innistrad remastered is out today yes
Diabore: @Strebenherz out today, they usually dont do ppr's for remaster sets
Strebenherz: sweet thank you
Diabore: but also, ppr next week
vinopinguino: for vroom vroom set
vinopinguino: exciting!
Strebenherz: and yeah like. will have to budget cus irl stuff, but also, big nostalgia and they made the stuff look /good/
Strebenherz: time has no meaning, all is innistrud
LRRbot: Sanitarium Skeleton [B] | Creature — Skeleton [1/2] | {2}{B}: Return Sanitarium Skeleton from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Niblis of the Urn [1W] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Flying / Whenever Niblis of the Urn attacks, you may tap target creature.
vinopinguino: nibbles lol
LoadingReadyRun: Sanitarium Skeleton: "I'm not dead, I'm a man!"
LRRbot: Cathar's Call [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has vigilance and "At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 white Human creature token."
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shamblingkrenshar: Oh the uh... something Avenger?
Juliamon: Wolfir Avenger?
LRRbot: Ambush Viper [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Flash / Deathtouch
LRRbot: Hungry Ridgewolf [1R] | Creature — Wolf [2/2] | As long as you control another Wolf or Werewolf, Hungry Ridgewolf gets +1/+0 and has trample.
UtilityPunk: Rude, these humans trampling through snake homes
Diabore: !card wolfir avenger
LRRbot: Wolfir Avenger [1GG] | Creature — Wolf Warrior [3/3] | Flash / {1}{G}: Regenerate Wolfir Avenger.
RatherLargeToad: spirits are empty calories
LRRbot: Moldgraf Millipede [4G] | Creature — Insect Horror [2/2] | When Moldgraf Millipede enters, mill three cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on Moldgraf Millipede for each creature card in your graveyard.
Bruceski: Human/Werewolf/Spirit is just the natural life cycle on Innistrad
LRRbot: Villagers of Estwald [2G] (back: Howlpack of Estwald) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/3] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Villagers of Estwald.
LRRbot: Deadly Allure [B] | Sorcery | Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn and must be blocked this turn if able. / Flashback {G}
LRRbot: Cathar Commando [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/1] | Flash / {1}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
shamblingkrenshar: "I'll get there eventually!" -Sanitarium Skeleton
vinopinguino: rude
LRRbot: Cathar's Call [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has vigilance and "At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 white Human creature token."
MegaDosX: Diogenes showing up on Innistrad
shamblingkrenshar: @MegaDosX He holds up a dog and says "Behold, a werewolf! Part human, part wolf!"
Orxolon: The wolf can attack?
LRRbot: Ghoultree [7G] | Creature — Zombie Treefolk [10/10] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard.
LoadingReadyRun: Cathar's Autodialer, it just goes though and calls one person after another
Mr_Horrible: @LoadingReadyRun "We're calling to reach you about your gryff's extended warranty"
Strebenherz: Innistrad telemarking ghouls
dumbo3k: End Step Human?
shamblingkrenshar: @Mr_Horrible I bet that's what everyone heard directly in their heads when Emrakul breached the plane. No wonder they all went insane.
adept_nekomancer: "Reckless Dab" could absolutely be a MtG card.
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / When Abundant Growth enters, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
h3rsh3yb4r: i thought a dab was thc wax
HadesLeprechaun: then Dob'd
UtilityPunk: Kids flossing their teeth? I don't believe you!
LoadingReadyRun: Since you can't see Cameron right now, you will have to imagine the dab. It was magnificent
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When Thraben Inspector enters, investigate.
Mr_Horrible: @shamblingkrenshar Kozilek psionically signaling "You may already be a winner!" as he popped out of the ground in OTG, like an eldritch sidebar ad
shamblingkrenshar: I remember when James created dobing at Desert Bus. That was a cultural revelation.
LRRbot: Clear Shot [2G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
Strebenherz: The Eldrazi spawn going to every door to drop off advertising fliers
LRRbot: Valorous Stance [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. / • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.
micalovits: I am so sad that cori didn't get the spiderspawning
zombub: Serge refusing to participate
micalovits: He had an abundant growth, and maybe some of the manadorks could add black
Olveron: 8 player draft, is this a PPR?
DoodlestheGreat: No, that's next week.
Strebenherz: I get spam calls, therfore I am
DragonMZ: Phone numbers exist for spam, 2FA, and for my Mom to call me
LRRbot: Sanitarium Skeleton [B] | Creature — Skeleton [1/2] | {2}{B}: Return Sanitarium Skeleton from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Lunarch Veteran [W] (back: Luminous Phantom) | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Disturb {1}{W}
MegaDosX: "Wait a minute, this hand is gas!" - Serge, 2025, paraphrased
LRRbot: Butcher Ghoul [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Undying
LRRbot: Avacynian Priest [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/2] | {1}, {T}: Tap target non-Human creature.
niccus: oo a a a a a https://bsky.app/profile/edzitron.com/post/3lggdueah7k2w
LRRbot: Ecstatic Awakener [B] (back: Awoken Demon) | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {2}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Draw a card, then transform Ecstatic Awakener. Activate only once each turn.
Strebenherz: +1 life for Serge, with his Lunarch?
LRRbot: Ambush Viper [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Flash / Deathtouch
Strebenherz: ooh deathtouch snek
Mr_Horrible: "I bestow upon you your life, Serge"
adept_nekomancer: It says "Fl...", it must fly
Mr_Horrible: thornweald archer, it ain't
Strebenherz: clearly we need to yeet the snake skyward
LRRbot: Awoken Demon (front: Ecstatic Awakener) | Creature — Demon [4/4]
micalovits: Looks like its having fun, I donøt see the problem
LRRbot: Clear Shot [2G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
Strebenherz: land!
Strebenherz: PFT
LRRbot: Mentor of the Meek [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
Strebenherz: power slump?
neisan2112: I'm also casting a Mentor of the Meek rn
LRRbot: Lupine Prototype [2] | Artifact Creature — Wolf Construct [5/5] | Lupine Prototype can't attack or block unless a player has no cards in hand.
LoadingReadyRun: R O B O Wolf
LRRbot: Lunarch Veteran [W] (back: Luminous Phantom) | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. / Disturb {1}{W}
vinopinguino: get in the eva wolf shinji
LRRbot: Luminous Phantom (front: Lunarch Veteran) | Creature — Spirit Cleric [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another creature you control leaves the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / If Luminous Phantom would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Village Messenger [R] (back: Moonrise Intruder) | Creature — Human Werewolf [1/1] | Haste / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Village Messenger.
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LRRbot: Crawl from the Cellar [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target Zombie you control. / Flashback {3}{B}
LRRbot: Ambush Viper [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Flash / Deathtouch
LoadingReadyRun: Slither from the cellar
LRRbot: Harvest Hand [3] (back: Scrounged Scythe) | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [2/2] | When Harvest Hand dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
Mr_Horrible: grey ogre that turns into sword of grey and ogre
LoadingReadyRun: Any creature can be equipment wen they die, if you try hard enough!
Strebenherz: terror graphing, spooky math
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun just look at destiny
LRRbot: Scrounged Scythe (front: Harvest Hand) | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / As long as equipped creature is a Human, it has menace. / Equip {2}
UtilityPunk: Synergy!
LRRbot: Harvest Hand [3] (back: Scrounged Scythe) | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [2/2] | When Harvest Hand dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
Mr_Horrible: the implications are staggering
LRRbot: Angelic Purge [2W] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a permanent. / Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment.
Diabore: double menace, needs 4 creatures now
dumbo3k: Is the Mentor about to start Dual Wielding Scythes?!
Mr_Horrible: Serge dual-wielding scythes, he's everyone's dream Elden Ring character
LoadingReadyRun: Serge "Two Scythes" Yager
Testosteros: Farmville Kindred kinda deck
Xafty: @Diabore it would be funny if for every instance of menace a creature has, it takes one more blocker
LRRbot: Eldritch Evolution [1GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Exile Eldritch Evolution.
LRRbot: Villagers of Estwald [2G] (back: Howlpack of Estwald) | Creature — Human Werewolf [2/3] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Villagers of Estwald.
DEATHlikescats: so fuckin’ relatable
LRRbot: Abundant Growth [G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / When Abundant Growth enters, draw a card. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
DEATHlikescats: a teenager made entirely of edge
Mr_Horrible: this lupine prototype just like "c'mon coach! put me in!"
LRRbot: Balefire Dragon [5RR] | Creature — Dragon [6/6] | Flying / Whenever Balefire Dragon deals combat damage to a player, it deals that much damage to each creature that player controls.
MegaDosX: Oh hey there sweetie
MegaDosX: Love Balefire Dragon
Diabore: big dargon
vinopinguino: such a bomb
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, it costs 7
couchboyj: It says Each!?!
Juliamon: Balefire, the first dragon card I loved
Strebenherz: EACH creature?!
MegaDosX: Raze Boar
Mr_Horrible: the art on it is so choice
MegaDosX: Ilharg the Raze-Boar
couchboyj: Gavin!
UtilityPunk: Red eyes black dragon is the best card in this limited format!
LRRbot: Eaten Alive [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. / Exile target creature or planeswalker.
vinopinguino: WELP
BusTed: monch
MegaDosX: WOW
adept_nekomancer: om nom nom
MWGNZ: hifunkSickest
Papperslappen: omnomnom
Mr_Horrible: kanagoBorgar dragon yum
Diabore: drag on it to exile
vinopinguino: NotLikeThis
BrowneePointz: Dragged On to Exile
h3rsh3yb4r: @UtilityPunk seems like eaten alive is th best card in this limited format
Strebenherz: long live the king, or not
Juliamon: "What's a dragon doing on Innistrad?" "Getting eaten, mostly"
LRRbot: Moldgraf Millipede [4G] | Creature — Insect Horror [2/2] | When Moldgraf Millipede enters, mill three cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on Moldgraf Millipede for each creature card in your graveyard.
BrowneePointz: It's the ugliest Dragon on Innistrad!
LRRbot: Deadly Allure [B] | Sorcery | Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn and must be blocked this turn if able. / Flashback {G}
LRRbot: Festerhide Boar [3G] | Creature — Boar [3/3] | Trample / Morbid — Festerhide Boar enters with two +1/+1 counters on it if a creature died this turn.
LRRbot: Howlpack Resurgence [2G] | Enchantment | Flash / Each creature you control that's a Wolf or a Werewolf gets +1/+1 and has trample.
vinopinguino: howlpack resurgence in matt's deck would have gone hard
UtilityPunk: @h3rsh3yb4r Eating the card exiles the card lrrLUL
BrowneePointz: Wait, Ashmouth Dragon and the Alchemy ones are uglier
BrowneePointz: it's the 3rd ugliest dragon on Innistrad
glencoco132: Ism
glencoco132: Isn't it for each creature?
LoadingReadyRun: Innistrad is one plane where Dragons are not the top of the food chain
micalovits: Out of like 6 dragons?
BrowneePointz: 10
glencoco132: Not just the ones that were milled there?
LRRbot: Niblis of the Urn [1W] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Flying / Whenever Niblis of the Urn attacks, you may tap target creature.
DEATHlikescats: ok that was really good
Mr_Horrible: that's how it tricks you, Cameron
LRRbot: Geier Reach Bandit [2R] (back: Vildin-Pack Alpha) | Creature — Human Rogue Werewolf [3/2] | Haste / At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Geier Reach Bandit.
Juliamon: aw, I think Balefire is pretty. Not as pretty as Moonveil, but I wouldn't call it ugly.
Mr_Horrible: I'd bite my lip if I passed Balefire Dragon on the street
micalovits: What I heard is that it is in the top 10 prettiest dragons on the plane
LRRbot: Ghoultree [7G] | Creature — Zombie Treefolk [10/10] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard.
BrowneePointz: sorry but all the iridescent stained glass dragons just look better lol
couchboyj: The competition for X-iest dragon on Innistrad is not a fierce competition for any value of X. It is not a dragon rich environment.
LRRbot: Voice of the Blessed [WW] | Creature — Spirit Cleric [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Voice of the Blessed. / As long as Voice of the Blessed has four or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has flying and vigilance. / As long as Voice of the Blessed has ten or more +1/+1 counters on it, it has indestructible.
Diabore: oh this card is in this set
LRRbot: Cathar's Call [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has vigilance and "At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 white Human creature token."
Nickiatori: value !
DEATHlikescats: https://clips.twitch.tv/CarefulOriginalBananaNononoCat-pxtUj2zSUjEAAUBW
Diabore: not flying?
DragonMZ: Flying how?
micalovits: it sure doesn't get flying
dumbo3k: Cathar's Call does not flying?
Olveron: what flying?
dumbo3k: yes there are wings, but no flying
UtilityPunk: If has wings, why no flying?
Juliamon: Wings take up a full 50% of the art
Melfina__: And no card either, serge
Mr_Horrible: I went the Skeleton Archer factory and everyone there knew you
DoodlestheGreat: Have wings because KFC ran outta thighs.
couchboyj: Its telling you to cast it ON a creature with flying. Follow instructions Serge!
Melfina__: oh wait i'm dumb he's good
LRRbot: Howlpack of Estwald (front: Villagers of Estwald) | Creature — Werewolf [4/6] | At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Howlpack of Estwald.
LRRbot: Odric, Lunarch Marshal [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | At the beginning of each combat, creatures you control gain first strike until end of turn if a creature you control has first strike. The same is true for flying, deathtouch, double strike, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, skulk, trample, and vigilance.
LRRbot: Hungry Ridgewolf [1R] | Creature — Wolf [2/2] | As long as you control another Wolf or Werewolf, Hungry Ridgewolf gets +1/+0 and has trample.
Mr_Horrible: love that skulk is on there because it's a SOI card
r10pez10: arrest this man for too many keywords
Mr_Horrible: "Yeah, this'll catch on, surely"
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werth_it: Loving this set, have yall announced MagicCon Chicago stuff yet?
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LoadingReadyRun: I remember when Innistrad came out, they explicitly said that dragons don't really belong on the plane, but every set has to have some :P
LRRbot: Alchemist's Greeting [4R] | Sorcery | Alchemist's Greeting deals 4 damage to target creature. / Madness {1}{R}
Zenergy142: Terrifying
couchboyj: Turns out tge Cathers Call is "Hey, get out here and get under the tree shaped bus"
Strebenherz: @LoadingReadyRun LUL
Strebenherz: Haven't heard that lore before, makes sense
Mr_Horrible: it's like theros: there's not a lot of them, but there's still a few (unless I'm forgetting a lot of them)
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When Thraben Inspector enters, investigate.
Diabore: aggro deck stabalizing at 2, sont see that often
Juliamon: I appreciated that, and also that the dragons in ISD block all at least roughly resembled each other so you could believe it's just one really isolated group hiding from most of the other horrors
LRRbot: Markov Waltzer [2RW] | Creature — Vampire [1/3] | Flying, haste / At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to two target creatures you control each get +1/+0 until end of turn.
Olveron: getting burried in card advantage.
micalovits: Uhoh
dumbo3k: oh god, now everything has flying
LRRbot: Gather the Townsfolk [1W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens. / Fateful hour — If you have 5 or less life, create five of those tokens instead.
Zenergy142: 5 humans
JinaMahavira: 5
neisan2112: 5 humans
Strebenherz: WHAT
Juliamon: lrrLUL
DragonMZ: The first Fateful hour trigger ever
glencoco132: Holy cow
BeardBroken: fateful hour is real!
niccus: rare footage of fateful hour doing something
vinopinguino: that's 5 big booms
couchboyj: There was a pretty strick minimum one dragon per set rule when OG Innistrad came out. I think they've broken that rule more recently.
Bladinus: I have never seen fateful hour matter before. lol
Diabore: 14, markov has text
Olveron: active mentor for so meny yurns so meny more cards.
LRRbot: Blazing Torch [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature can't be blocked by Vampires or Zombies. / Equipped creature has "{T}, Sacrifice Blazing Torch: Blazing Torch deals 2 damage to any target." / Equip {1}
Diabore: any target LUL
JinaMahavira: any target
dougma: omg this game
niccus: wait it can just shock face
micalovits: And murders serge here right
BusTed: LUL
Strebenherz: OH
Olveron: no way
Mr_Horrible: YEET
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Ryenji: LUL
vinopinguino: bye serge
niccus: tripped and fell onto a torch
r10pez10: hahaha
vinopinguino: nooo
BusTed: splitt
Strebenherz: TORCHED
LRRbot: Murderous Compulsion [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target tapped creature. / Madness {1}{B}
couchboyj: jimdUpstairs
r10pez10: why does torch say 'any target'
UtilityPunk: lrrLUL Time for boosties
r10pez10: that's hilarious
FarleyF: Ian Sends his regards
Mr_Horrible: r10pez10 just lighting a torch and then hucking it at Jace while he shouts "WHAT WHY"
vinopinguino: @r10pez10 because its a flaming stick you can chunk at anything lol
neekstock: yooo gg
LRRbot: Blood Petal Celebrant [1R] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | Blood Petal Celebrant has first strike as long as it's attacking. / When Blood Petal Celebrant dies, create a Blood token.
LRRbot: Battleground Geist [4U] | Creature — Spirit [3/3] | Flying / Other Spirit creatures you control get +1/+0.
LRRbot: Angelic Purge [2W] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a permanent. / Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment.
Juliamon: note: rarest, not necessarily most valuable
LRRbot: Butcher Ghoul [1B] | Creature — Zombie [1/1] | Undying
LRRbot: Wretched Gryff [7] | Creature — Eldrazi Hippogriff [3/4] | Emerge {5}{U} / When you cast this spell, draw a card. / Flying
Diabore: cori windmill slam
LRRbot: Intrepid Provisioner [3G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/3] | Trample / When Intrepid Provisioner enters, another target Human you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Aim High [1G] | Instant | Untap target creature. It gets +2/+2 and gains reach until end of turn.
LRRbot: Harvest Hand [3] (back: Scrounged Scythe) | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [2/2] | When Harvest Hand dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It goes in Aristocrats? Or at least it did.
LRRbot: Subjugator Angel [4WW] | Creature — Angel [4/3] | Flying / When Subjugator Angel enters, tap all creatures your opponents control.
LRRbot: Ghoultree [7G] | Creature — Zombie Treefolk [10/10] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Voldaren Ambusher [2R] | Creature — Vampire Archer [2/2] | When Voldaren Ambusher enters, if an opponent lost life this turn, it deals X damage to up to one target creature or planeswalker, where X is the number of Vampires you control.
LRRbot: Mentor of the Meek [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
jacqui_lantern234: ok, Cori, i gotta apologize for something. i sent Ian a cursed image cause he asked for it
LRRbot: Mist Raven [2UU] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Mist Raven enters, return target creature to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature — Vampire [0/1] | Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Mr_Horrible: playing to the judge
vinopinguino: blood artist pog
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
23 raiders from tiltyhouse have joined!
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
r10pez10: hi raiders
Mr_Horrible: shipwreck island very nice
iris_of_ether: tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
Juliamon: The rare Tiltyraid!
RockPusher: tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
Dog_of_Myth: Heya raiders
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
r10pez10: we're celebrating cori killing serge with a flaming torch
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
vinopinguino: that abrade is hot
loufghyslaufey: Oh what? The draft be still rolling
Mr_Horrible: damn, those are sick
Sarah_Serinde: You know FNPF is going late if we're finished before you :P
LRRbot: Soul Separator [3] | Artifact | {5}, {T}, Sacrifice Soul Separator: Exile target creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's 1/1, it's a Spirit in addition to its other types, and it has flying. Create a black Zombie creature token with power equal to that card's power and toughness equal to that card's toughness.
FarleyF: tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS tiltyhYAS
Diabore: another former rare
r10pez10: that abrade art is brutal wrf
LRRbot: Killing Wave [XB] | Sorcery | For each creature, its controller sacrifices it unless they pay X life.
Diabore: another former rare... again
neisan2112: Woah that art is cool
LRRbot: Lunarch Mantle [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has "{1}, Sacrifice a permanent: This creature gains flying until end of turn."
LRRbot: Stitcher's Graft [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+3. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / Whenever Stitcher's Graft becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {2}
Mr_Horrible: "What if grafted wargear was worse?"
r10pez10: i mean they're all pretty cool
LRRbot: Maelstrom Pulse [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target nonland permanent and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent.
r10pez10: lol
vinopinguino: standard baby
Diabore: serge takes that one imo
neekstock: that abrade is beautiful
Strebenherz: so it's not a 1 for 1 reprint of innistraid
LRRbot: Spell Queller [1WU] | Creature — Spirit [2/3] | Flash / Flying / When Spell Queller enters, exile target spell with mana value 4 or less. / When Spell Queller leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
Strebenherz: but has some neat extra stuff?
LRRbot: Mausoleum Wanderer [U] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Flying / Whenever another Spirit you control enters, Mausoleum Wanderer gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / Sacrifice Mausoleum Wanderer: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is Mausoleum Wanderer's power.
Mr_Horrible: some sick spirits
LRRbot: Hopeful Initiate [W] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/2] | Training / {2}{W}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Sigarda, Host of Herons [2GWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying, hexproof / Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause you to sacrifice permanents.
LRRbot: Tireless Tracker [2G] | Creature — Human Scout [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, investigate. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on Tireless Tracker.
Mr_Horrible: a classic
LRRbot: Zealous Conscripts [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Haste / When Zealous Conscripts enters, gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Mr_Horrible: and *another* classic
RockPusher: Them so zealous
vinopinguino: i like both
drewm1022: Huh, what did Cam open?
Juliamon: like $200 worth
neisan2112: @drewm1022 GAS
RockPusher: hahahah
Diabore: @drewm1022 old border edgar and movie poster avacyn
DragonMZ: @drewm1022 Movie art Avacyn and old border Edgar
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
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loufghyslaufey: Gee, thanks twos, yeah?
Olveron: go home cammeron
whythobroski: I died in a preview game last week to my opponent playing emrakul when I had killing wave in hand
superdude097: thanks for stream!
Dog_of_Myth: !updog
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drewm1022: Dwam.
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neekstock: whooo
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NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - we did this! or we did this?
newuser0420: lrrPistachio lrrGibb lrrBartleby
Olveron: DinoDance DinoDance DinoDance
DEATHlikescats: ratewoNderBirdDance ratewoNderBirdDance ratewoNderBirdDance
Dog_of_Myth: GriddyGoose GriddyGoose
memnus: I got one today, "Serving Commander" is still live
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MegaDosX: Gross
jacqui_lantern234: CORI
Diabore: LUL
BrowneePointz: i full body dry heaved
DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BrainySolidBaconCmonBruh-s6Y-OV2dvzNEokHJ
newuser0420: Squid1 Squid3 Squid2 Squid4 BegWan
DEATHlikescats: 30?!
DEATHlikescats: gods
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate that so much especially post covid and as a medical professional
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jhezy: acsSweat acsSweat acsSweat acsSweat
Diabore: CAMERON
iris_of_ether: Just like a prom dress of Crapshots
Juliamon: I've had to yell at my dad for not washing his hands after cleaning the catbox. I can't prove he doesn't wash in the bathroom, but the evidence isn't great.
jacqui_lantern234: LUL i love you, cam
Mai_Andra: mtg packs gillie suit
DEATHlikescats: lick and stick
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
BrowneePointz: Reminder about the ppr and the Canlander thingie?
BrowneePointz: oh yea
DragonMZ: next week
RockPusher: PogChamp Shivam
Mai_Andra: one week
jacqui_lantern234: also, Cori, im sorry what you may or may not have to deal with when you get home XD i bare no responsability
Texan_Reverend: !schedule
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couchboyj: Watch people storm out in a clean well lit place
DeM0nFiRe: LIVE PogChamp
micalovits: @jacqui_lantern234 Thats unsetling o.o
Diabore: its live, something will happen
DEATHlikescats: @jacqui_lantern234 oh no what happened during Yakuza?
NotCainNorAbel: nice segway
RockPusher: Can't horse mini club
Strebenherz: Ian's box
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Head [fawn]
jacqui_lantern234: @DEATHlikescats i saw a thing that i wish to purge from my brain, and ian practically demanded the link
RockPusher: fugiBus
Diabore: wow good pull from lrrbot
AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: A bald white man. The rarest species on earth.
UtilityPunk: Manifest Let's Nope
DEATHlikescats: @jacqui_lantern234 oh no…. now I’m too curious about this horror.
RockPusher: !quote fruit
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
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RockPusher: !findquote fruit
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jacqui_lantern234: @DEATHlikescats im not allowed to link it. its explicitly NSFW
jacqui_lantern234: CAM LUL
RockPusher: so, how long has lrrLUL been here?
Dog_of_Myth: It's new
Juliamon: RockPusher yesterday
DEATHlikescats: I’m fully ok not seeing it, just more curious than I should be @jacqui_lantern234
jacqui_lantern234: @RockPusher fairly recent add, iirc
Juliamon: G was promoting it hard during lurmtug
NotCainNorAbel: sergeSqueak
BrowneePointz: HES HURPING! wait no nope
jacqui_lantern234: THE BITS
Mr_Horrible: the spirits are trying to escape from Serge
RockPusher: okay good, was worried my powers of observation might be bad :D
Mai_Andra: perfectly ordinary human noise
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
RockPusher: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
DoodlestheGreat: 10 q 4 strem
Texan_Reverend: Night, everybody.
Strebenherz: take care!
RockPusher: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
micalovits: Or eat you guys alive
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang lrrSHINE
jacqui_lantern234: later, nerds lrrSHINE
Orxolon: G night everyone
loufghyslaufey: Evacuate the Moonbase, have them crawled asleep, & get this Serge a Dark Roast