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magic the gathering 
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Manae 
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matthaus_c: decks today are Jund, RB Aggro, GB Aggro, Paradox Academy, Czech, UW Control, 4C Nadu, and Goblins
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Exachix Kitsune: were there matches yesterday?
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TehAmelie: learn to contain paradoxes
TXC2:
TehAmelie they keep rebuilding it, is it even the same academy anymore? 
veelofar: Goblins you say?! I’m INTERESTED!!
TehAmelie: paradoxen?
Viewers_Like_You: @TehAmelie That's going to be tough. They never accept any students because classes are always full
jacqui_lantern234:
hey nerds whomst i love beyond measure!!! 
RocknGrohlNerd: @matthaus_c as a czech person I should support Czech pile but than again there is UW control...soooo
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jrhwhite: I'm excited
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jibkat: its a jacqui_lantern234 attack!
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@jrhwhite im jacqui. nice to meet you! 
potassiumxcheese:
hiiiiii 
communist_cat_girl: meow
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Graham Stark: This is the Top 8 of the 2024 season at Yellowjacket, so the matches happened over some time
Isaac: That's what I been sayin'
Exachix Kitsune: or at least, not televised matches
Isaac: Is wooooooo
MegaTrain: no? I thought they advertised this for Saturday; I assumed this was day 2
Rick Vance: it was always the 26th I am pretty sure
Sarah: No, it's always been just today
Graham Stark: Nope, only today.
MegaTrain: ok, great!
Diabore: time for no axes REL
fricknoahwick: i got faith in jund colors
fricknoahwick: one of those 3 will do well
S33bs: @jrhwhite BasedGod
Land_Manatee: SOON, you say?
Carlioo: I've always wondered why it's called czech pile
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SergeYager: Let's gooooo
TXC2:
Diabore or all Axes REL
Manwedraithancaranfin: UW control let's go!
TXC2: Here we GO!
communist_cat_girl: letsss gooooo
juzztshay: Woohooo!
joelmtgg:
kumatsu: Ready to not look at decklists at all and just enjoy what happens
luxosdruid: YEAAAAAAAHHHY
rob_mossop: yussses
bytecaster: The news desk comes in handy again!
matthaus_c:
@carlioo it's very simple, old Legacy deck piloted to success by a Czech team 
neisan2112: YEEEEE
circusofkirkus: so fancy
juzztshay: so dapper!!
TXC2: Hello Ben and Trenton
neisan2112: LETS GO
Psychic_Ketchup: Dang, looking snappy
TheAwkes: Hell of a shirt.
bellows_bellows: Let's goooo!
FurthestChunk: oh damn y'all look great in those suits
Viewers_Like_You: REL:"We'd like to axe all competitors to stick to the rules"
JustAnotherMuffin: Suited Wheeler!!!!
zigboy22: lets a gooooo
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TehAmelie: looking sharp
Carlioo: @matthaus_c fair enough!
Diabore: just wheeler, like kesha
rob_mossop: thanks for having us it’s great to be here!
jacqui_lantern234: lets go Trenton!!!
TheDevil_Risen: holy crap, wheeler in a suit!
DorkmasterFlek:
Wingnut202: SOON.
Kevin Leung: Are the decks today under the previous 2024 points or post Jan update?
Comboff Minecraft.: Canlander time! howdy howdy everybody
Rick Vance: dressed up
Plundy: I’m glad you do YT as well or I might have missed some of this epic stream!
TXC2: Hello Off screen Serge
Viewers_Like_You: Nope, no Serge sound
drcthulu: Famously off by 1 Serge
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TXC2: !patreon
camusmtg: is this in mono sound?
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TheDevil_Risen: hello off screen Serge
TXC2: Hello Paul on tech
EmmaPartlow: Serge, and not Snerge?
jacqui_lantern234:
excited/10 has been called
RocknGrohlNerd:
@EmmaPartlow Snerge, oh no
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Look at these handsome gentlebeans.
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matthaus_c: as-for-all-of-this-cadaistinaculdacar
ThePCrowl: Excited/10 !!!
Diabore: wait 7 rounds or 7 matches?
julietaisscared: Great suits!
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TheDevil_Risen: Lets Go!
TXC2: !canlander
ExachixKitsune: everyone looks so smart today
S33bs: we got trent. the people already got what they want
Jadespore: is this not also on youtube?
TXC2: Jadespore it should be
Phoenix of Melior: love the suits gents! lookin very sharp
Dasdardly: nice desk
Simriel: large desk :p
Justin Blaine: nice duck
some user zoe: ooooh each match is being streamed!
ExachixKitsune: @Jadespore it is on youtube
laikagoat: @Jadespore youtube stream is up
matthaus_c: good segue
jellyfish0413: pog, I got here at the start
Carlioo: mac goblin is my favorite
argetbrisingr: wow, nice variety
TheDevil_Risen:
wow that is a deck variety and a half, nice 
Simonark: Seven Rounds, No Squares Allowed. Two trapezoids, and a decagon later in the show.
nan_de_mo_nai: mac goblin on goblins???
DeM0nFiRe:
EmmaPartlow: Mac Goblin playing Goblins is the flavor I was hoping for
fricknoahwick: money's on jason
Psychic_Ketchup: Let's go Goblins!
neisan2112: Ohh Golgari Aggro? Hell yeah!
as_ever_ellesandra: its Mac THE GOBLIN king?
julietaisscared: LET'S GO, JASON!!
TXC2: good that we've contrained control to the bottom corner
Avawen1312: How many copies of Counterbalance were registered?
nan_de_mo_nai: @Avawen1312 I think just one in UW Control
Rick Vance: that is going to be all day
Rick Vance: jesus
Jaime Grijalba: there is some mumbling :(
Theo Ebbutt: so happy to see so much diversity in decks here wow!
BrowneePointz: yaaay no Jeskai!
fricknoahwick: !decklist
jacqui_lantern234: honestly, i think im cheering for UW Control
muchomangobestdrink: !decklist
MehallD: well that command needs edited
TehAmelie: we got a new Cameron for one thing
RocknGrohlNerd: @jacqui_lantern234 I support that decision, I too shall cheer UW
Sarah_Serinde:
To edit that, the mods would need to have that information...
eshplode: I wonder which of those decklists would do the best in this tournament
DorkmasterFlek:
MehallD: @Sarah_Serinde oh, not blaming or calling you out
Sarah_Serinde:
I know, just mentioning
Graham Stark: I think you’ll have to check Twitch chat for the decklists, if you’re curious
Simriel: the command might work here?
Simriel: !deck
Graham Stark: !decklists
Graham Stark: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TXC2: I did the pro move and just set it to mod only (taps on forehead)
jacqui_lantern234: @RocknGrohlNerd its been a hot minute since ive piloted a hard control list, tbh
lamina5432: afternoon
TXC2: hello lamina5432 welcome
Defrost:
slack: "Paul is typing"
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TXC2: Defrost 3 scariest words in english
nan_de_mo_nai: is pywo judging this year :pleading:
TheDevil_Risen:
Diabore: LRR judge here 2 weeks in a row, how exciting
TheDevil_Risen:
first last: lol
Yetiz_Gaming: !givemedecks
Simriel: might take a few
Sarah: The bot is slow, but also we don't have that information G
Plundy: ‘You could assume Mac goblin is on goblins” well yeah I guess you got a point there
first last: just a little slow
Sarah: If you do we're gonna need you to send it to us XD
Graham Stark: Haha, welp. My bad.
Graham Stark: I’ll ask Paul to provide that.
first last: is there a command for like bracket info
Sarah: Thanks!
first last: or just anyone have a link to the bracket image
WJ Zog: Is it just me or does the guy on the left look kinda like Karrigan?
FatefulWaffle: Is this Canadian Highlander Throwdown? A North 100 Showdown?
wyvrenflight: Are lists published?
Rodzos: Hiii
OldUncleDan: Does the higher seat get to choose whether to play or draw? Or is it auto play?
RocknGrohlNerd: @jacqui_lantern234 my last true control was dominaria ravnica standard UW / Esper with 5Feri wincon
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TXC2: wyvrenflight working on it
Defrost: @wyvrenflight yes 2 sec
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Y2A_Alkis: 8 different decks?! very nice to see.
Viewers_Like_You: (Is anyone else hearing some quiet talking in the background from time to time, or do I have another tab making sound somewhere?)
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first last: oh wait I can just look in the vod cause youtube stream
Simriel: black mold, a deck pioneered by Alex Steacy
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ExachixKitsune: irl pwyo!
S33bs: heads up play count : 1
TheDevil_Risen: Yarrr!
jacqui_lantern234: @RocknGrohlNerd nice! i played a Vega edh deck that won with Approach of the 2nd Sun
veelofar: Goblins!!!
TheDevil_Risen: there's some new goblins around that are sweet
julietaisscared: Jason was actually thinking about pirates lol
MrDrLewis: Wheeler drink count is... 1? Or 0.5?
micalovits: !!! Someone on goblin! I now have a favorite
kragmabutch: @jacqui_lantern234 vega is one of my favorite decks! my beloved unplayable suspend cards
first last: I wonder if spencer actually is running the list he said he was on discord yesterday lol
WJ Zog: Mold, a biological phenomenon pioneered by dark and damp places
Sarah_Serinde: Okay hopefully this all fits all right
Sarah_Serinde: !decklist
veelofar:
ExachixKitsune: \o/
jibkat: aaaaaa
potassiumxcheese:
thanks
GenghisPrawn1: Trenton the new podcast dude
jacqui_lantern234: @kragmabutch listen, i will do unspeakable things to play a deck that unironically runs Radial Idea
flatluigi: time to break out the short links
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Paranundrox: so glad to have Trenton back on commentary again
TXC2: we sure would
OldUncleDan: Starting petition to get Trenton on future North 100 podcasts!
Manwedraithancaranfin: We want to see these decks fight!
Rodzos:
julietaisscared: Fist bump!
RocknGrohlNerd:
@jacqui_lantern234 oh Vega, sweet baby do you turbo draw the apporach after the first cast?
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neisan2112: Awww yeah
potassiumxcheese:
i think the last decklist is cut off 
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: heck yeah, slasher
flatluigi: it's unstoppable!
Sarah_Serinde: potassiumxcheese Yup I've been working on it
Sarah_Serinde: !decklist
BurgerGamer: love a slasher
SecretAgentMonkey: can someone tell me I’m not going crazy, and that Trenton looks a little like Karrigan from Faze?
Sarah_Serinde:
There you go chat, have your wall of links
Tiellae Kitsune: the fights begin!
Lucas Domingue: yeah we love when these decks fight
Rick Vance: emblem against evil
ShadowOfTheSpartans: all I want to see this match is a Putrid Leech
Logan Der Hund: we are gG
Rick Vance: the black mold creature suite has almost entirely changed
Avawen1312: Mac Goblin is a great name
TehAmelie: swift work by the mods and Paul
julietaisscared: Let's go, Jason!
TXC2:
wipes out half your life, is "unassuming" good lords this format
jacqui_lantern234: @RocknGrohlNerd depends? i could easily do it, but its by no means necessary when im in a position to 1st Cast it
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MikeProvencher: Witherbloom hype!
kragmabutch: @jacqui_lantern234 oh radical idea is a banger. chronomantic escape and heroes remembered are my personal vega pet cards
Diabore: welp real bad news for gobbos
junkwarrior58: woah thats a cool card
TXC2: hello Anubis169
Anubis169:
heya chat! made it 
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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Anubis169: !card goblin recruiter
LRRbot: Goblin Recruiter [1R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Recruiter enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.
ExachixKitsune: Heeyyyy Anubis169 !
BrowneePointz: good old recruiter
LRRbot: Conspicuous Snoop [RR] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may cast Goblin spells from the top of your library. / As long as the top card of your library is a Goblin card, Conspicuous Snoop has all activated abilities of that card.
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EmmaPartlow: He's just a little guy
RocknGrohlNerd:
@jacqui_lantern234 fair
Sarah: !decklist
Sarah: Oh wait, I think the character limit is shorter for youtube than Twitch, this might get cut off
Tiellae Kitsune: so rude of it
LRRbot: Conspicuous Snoop [RR] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may cast Goblin spells from the top of your library. / As long as the top card of your …
EmmaPartlow: who gets another little guy
micalovits: This is 100% a snoop pile
BrowneePointz: still one of the most powerful creatures ever printed
LRRbot: Goblin Ringleader [3R] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Haste / When Goblin Ringleader enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Goblin cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
BrowneePointz: to this day
LRRbot: Torch Courier [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Haste / Sacrifice Torch Courier: Another target creature gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker [2RRR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Haste / {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
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jacqui_lantern234: @kragmabutch awesome picks! i love how many decent UW control tools exist, and how many wincons exist
TXC2:
MichaelSnowbird 
jibkat: But also your awesome jacqui_lantern234
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: there's your snoop pile
LRRbot: Krenko, Mob Boss [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | {T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Matron enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
LRRbot: Spitting Dilophosaurus [2B] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/2] | Whenever Spitting Dilophosaurus enters or attacks, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / Creatures your opponents control with −1/−1 counters on them can't block.
unbanjitte: kill the dino is huge
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | Underground Mortuary enters tapped. / When Underground Mortuary enters, surveil 1.
TXC2: I assume that dino is from a commander set ?
BrowneePointz: nope
BrowneePointz: Lost Caverns
Scarbble: it's from lost caverns special guest
BrowneePointz: they had guest JP cards
DorkmasterFlek: Jurassic Park special guest in LCI yeah
TheMisplayMaster: card is so gas
TXC2: BrowneePointz Scarbble huh, ok then
BrowneePointz: and not even special guests
PywosMom: It's so cool that Pywo is at the moonbase judging in person. You know I'm a proud momma
LRRbot: Dread Fugue [B] | Sorcery | Cleave {2}{B} / Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it [with mana value 2 or less]. That player discards that card.
BrowneePointz: it was a UB Presents weird separate thing
Scarbble: hi pywosmom!
LRRbot: Searslicer Goblin [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/1] | Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
LRRbot: Unstoppable Slasher [2B] | Creature — Zombie Assassin [2/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever Unstoppable Slasher deals combat damage to a player, they lose half their life, rounded up. / When Unstoppable Slasher dies, if it had no counters on it, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with two stun counters on it.
heliopsistheatreco: !decks
BrowneePointz: (the spg stuff was like Mana Crypt etc)
LRRbot: Urborg Scavengers [2B] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Whenever Urborg Scavengers enters or attacks, exile target card from a graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on Urborg Scavengers. / Urborg Scavengers has flying as long as a card exiled with it has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.
LRRbot: Conspicuous Snoop [RR] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may cast Goblin spells from the top of your library. / As long as the top card of your library is a Goblin card, Conspicuous Snoop has all activated abilities of that card.
LRRbot: Torch Courier [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Haste / Sacrifice Torch Courier: Another target creature gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker [2RRR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Haste / {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
mercurialwanderer32: Goblins should be blue, they are such smart creatures
Rodzos: gg
LRRbot: Goblin Recruiter [1R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Recruiter enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.
TheDevil_Risen: Snooped!
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DorkmasterFlek:
That's a very non-conspicuous scoop. 
wiigamer1995: how does he untap the snoop?
Scarbble: lead to a conspicuous scoop
Kwah11: snooped and scooped
veelofar: Conspicuous scoop
CCpyro_: @wiigamer1995 I think the copies have the ability too?
robin_sorensen: key card was forked bolt
Scarbble: he doesn't, he taps the new one that has haste
LRRbot: Mogg Fanatic [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice Mogg Fanatic: It deals 1 damage to any target.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @wiigamer1995 you don't, the snoop targets itself to make a copy that targets itself. you get a bunch of tapped snoop
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neisan2112: @wiigamer1995 The snoop gets Kiki's ability, but its not legendary so it can keep copying itself
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MichaelSnowbird: English as a seconfd language course offered at UBC
LRRMTG_Judge: He's not untapping the Snoop. He's making a large number of Snoops, then copying the Recruiter to put a Mogg Fanatic on top so he can sacrifice all of the Snoop tokens to kill his opponent - Natedogg
BrowneePointz: yea you make infinite tapped snoops then copy recruiter out fanatic and sac for lethal
BrowneePointz: what Nate said
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GenghisPrawn1:
DILFosaurus not good enough 
wiigamer1995: how does he win with a million tapped snoops?
ExachixKitsune: !card Mogg Fanatic
LRRbot: Mogg Fanatic [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice Mogg Fanatic: It deals 1 damage to any target.
BrowneePointz: @wiigamer1995 copy recruiter fanatic on top sac for dome lethal
TheMisplayMaster: resets the top with recruiter to set Mogg Fanatic on top
veelofar: Playing mind games with a deck that embodies cowboy magic is often a mistake.
LRRMTG_Judge: @wiigamer1995 Make a large number of Snoops, then copying Recruiter to put Mogg Fanatic on top so he can sacrifice his token Snoops - Natedogg
wiigamer1995: ok thanks
LRRbot: Goblin Ringleader [3R] | Creature — Goblin [2/2] | Haste / When Goblin Ringleader enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Goblin cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest…
LRRbot: Torch Courier [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Haste / Sacrifice Torch Courier: Another target creature gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker [2RRR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Haste / {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it …
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Sarah: Twitch has it
first last: thanks for trying
Rick Vance: oh that is an interesting pile
LRRbot: Krenko, Mob Boss [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | {T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.
LRRbot: Skirk Prospector [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
Graham Stark: I blame YouTube (which I think is actually correct in this case)
LRRbot: Goblin Matron [2R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Matron enters, you may search your library for a Goblin card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
LRRbot: Spitting Dilophosaurus [2B] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/2] | Whenever Spitting Dilophosaurus enters or attacks, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / Creatures your opponents control with …
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | Underground Mortuary enters tapped. / When Underground Mortuary enters, surveil 1.
first last: I'm pretty sure the solution is just to have the deck list command call more than one message
LRRbot: Dread Fugue [B] | Sorcery | Cleave {2}{B} / Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it [with mana value 2 or less]. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Searslicer Goblin [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/1] | Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
first last: or just a return to pastebin commands lol
LRRbot: Unstoppable Slasher [2B] | Creature — Zombie Assassin [2/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever Unstoppable Slasher deals combat damage to a player, they lose half their life, rounded up. / When Unstoppable Slas…
Plundy: “some people slept on them” I’m assuming he looked directly at wheeler thinking of north 100 previews. Lol
LRRbot: Urborg Scavengers [2B] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Whenever Urborg Scavengers enters or attacks, exile target card from a graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on Urborg Scavengers. / Urborg Scavengers has …
LRRbot: Conspicuous Snoop [RR] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may cast Goblin spells from the top of your library. / As long as the top card of your …
LRRbot: Torch Courier [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Haste / Sacrifice Torch Courier: Another target creature gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker [2RRR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Haste / {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it …
LRRbot: Goblin Recruiter [1R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Recruiter enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.
Thomas: It's a hard one
first last: that's a rough one
LRRbot: Mogg Fanatic [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice Mogg Fanatic: It deals 1 damage to any target.
Plundy: I’ve heard of snoop combos but never saw them/knew how they really worked. I didn’t expect it to pop off at so little mana.
ExachixKitsune: oh daaaaaang, the snoops become fanatic
wiigamer1995: !card goblin recuiter
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Scarbble: !card goblin recruiter
LRRbot: Goblin Recruiter [1R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | When Goblin Recruiter enters, search your library for any number of Goblin cards, reveal them, then shuffle and put those cards on top in any order.
wiigamer1995: aight thanks
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
EmmaPartlow: Mogg Fanatic is now pointed
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
TheDevil_Risen: the slasher is a pain and a half
elias2718: are proxies allowed in this event?
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
DorkmasterFlek:
Eeeeeenteresting!
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
ExachixKitsune: *claps*
DorkmasterFlek:
We're not aiming for it, but also please clap. 
Flaptain_Jack: Clap
dauthi_vod_watcher:
bwk789: is there a link to the final bracket and lists?
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TXC2: !decklist
Scarbble: @dauthi_vod_watcher a+ twitch name, i love it
babyspacecadet: oh man ive been so excited for this tourney for months now!! good luck to all the competitors!!
IbunWest: wheeler’s favorite card
TheDevil_Risen:
jam an ocelot pride and new Ajani
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DorkmasterFlek:
HA got em
TheDevil_Risen:
yes we have less points, but we also don't have as many OG duals floating around
GenghisPrawn1: Stop the frog hate
GenghisPrawn1: unpoint frog
multeyemeteor: Well, look who's learning from the aussies
neisan2112: Oh Psycic Frog, recently banned in Gladiator
TXC2:
about 2/3 of magic cards aren't real magic cards
FurthestChunk: the frog is a serial murderer
BurgerGamer: point frog more
Avawen1312: !card psychatog
LRRbot: Psychatog [1UB] | Creature — Atog [1/2] | Discard a card: Psychatog gets +1/+1 until end of turn. / Exile two cards from your graveyard: Psychatog gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
veelofar: Frog to 4?
mercurialwanderer32: @GenghisPrawn1 Yargle is best frog
DorkmasterFlek: Yeah absolutely not stopping the frog hate, card is bananas.
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public_key_reveal_party: Sorry if this has been asked before, but are there deck lists available anywhere?
GenghisPrawn1: @DorkmasterFlek Just play cut down
FurthestChunk: |!decklists
fricknoahwick: i think a really interesting thing is how unique the triple mox problem is to YJ
FurthestChunk: !decklists
TXC2: !decklists
fricknoahwick: thats not to say its not a problem
public_key_reveal_party: Thanks!
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
FurthestChunk: @GenghisPrawn1 my favourite argument, dies to removal, you got any more classics over there
DrJund: I thought Goblins won the first game with the combo?
LRRbot: Frenzied Goblin [R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [1/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {R}. If you do, target creature can't block this turn.
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | Underground Mortuary enters tapped. / When Underground Mortuary enters, surveil 1.
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fricknoahwick: @FurthestChunk i think they might be meme-ing you lol
bwk789:
Been looking in the lists, Jason is runnin Thrunn.
MichaelSnowbird: Dont you automatically lose if you dont have a turn one play when running gobloins?
Barney Miller: Well played from Mac, recognised that Jason would likely crush him on the value axis and was able to pivot
LRRbot: Mana Crypt [0] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, Mana Crypt deals 3 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature g…
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Frenzied Goblin [R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [1/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {R}. If you do, target creature can't block this turn.
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | Underground Mortuary enters tapped. / When Underground Mortuary enters, surveil 1.
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FurthestChunk: @fricknoahwick look when i see bait i go in with different bait
LRRbot: Bloated Contaminator [2G] | Creature — Phyrexian Beast [4/4] | Trample / Toxic 1 / Whenever Bloated Contaminator deals combat damage to a player, proliferate.
LRRbot: Takenuma, Abandoned Mire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. / Channel — {3}{B}, Discard Takenuma, Abandoned Mire: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
micalovits: That sure is an agressive Goblins list, only 3 four drops and no muxus
LRRbot: Haywire Mite [1] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When Haywire Mite dies, you gain 2 life. / {G}, Sacrifice Haywire Mite: Exile target noncreature artifact or noncreature enchantment.
ExachixKitsune: wow, that's a great card, you've really got to goyf it to him
NoobusMagnus: @MichaelSnowbird I mean Mac won g1 without a t1 play, so the mileage varies apparently
Sevinon: Was there a line for Goblins if the Recruiter was killed to sorcery speed removal (thus not allowing for the search for Fanatic to finish the combo) with that top deck sequence?
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RIHTZ_: !card frenzied goblin
LRRbot: Frenzied Goblin [R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [1/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {R}. If you do, target creature can't block this turn.
fricknoahwick: @FurthestChunk valid lol, so long as you know its bait
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
RayFK: This format is always so sick #wotcstaff
FurthestChunk: @fricknoahwick i am here to Post
CrossXhunteR: ancient tomb mana
Carlioo: kinda ironic that the flavour text on haywire mite is a quote from a goblin
mercurialwanderer32: That's a good mono-blue goblin deck
TXC2: hello RayFK
micalovits: @Sevinon He could have won next turn without the recruiter, or made a different pile that would have lost to strip
RayFK: Heyo
Toxxick:
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
LRRbot: Snuff Out [3B] | Instant | If you control a Swamp, you may pay 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
Sevinon: @micalovits I was just wondering what the line to win without the recruiter would have been. I think he put Krenko on top later so he would have been fine with the two lands in hand I guess.
LRRbot: Spitting Dilophosaurus [2B] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/2] | Whenever Spitting Dilophosaurus enters or attacks, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / Creatures your opponents control with −1/−1 counters on them can't block.
fricknoahwick: snuff out is a really interesting card in our format
LRRbot: Krenko, Mob Boss [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | {T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.
Foppish: Hello Newman
DrJund: Free spells are neat, it is like playing yugioh for a moment
TheDevil_Risen: attack>cut down>GG
DorkmasterFlek: Dilopobopolis.
EmmaPartlow: Let's call the Dino "Dilo", seems easier to say lol
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahaha wizards and there naming
ImplicitRobin17: Jason's about to dilophopop off right here
LRRbot: Cankerbloom [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Fungus [3/2] | {1}, Sacrifice Cankerbloom: Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Proliferate.
trebuchetboy:
I forgot this was today lets go dude 
DorkmasterFlek: Oooooh that's neat.
babyspacecadet: ohhh he can kill krenko just like that next turn
TXC2: that is some Nurgel ass cankerbloom art
BrowneePointz:
more like Diloph with Mac’s head 
A_Dub888: What up gamers! How High are the Landies my Dandies?
DorkmasterFlek:
Carny T!
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
TXC2: my boy Carny T
neisan2112: God I love CarnyT
TheDevil_Risen: called it
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
Psychic_Ketchup: Yo that was sick
DorkmasterFlek: Wooooof
mercurialwanderer32: Cankerbloom is best Yargle
fricknoahwick: sweet game
BurgerGamer: LETS GO
babyspacecadet: woww
Sevinon: The absolutely worth it 1 for 3
Pharmacistjudge: that feels like a waste.
DorkmasterFlek: That is both oofa and doofa.
iPsyop: man golgari aggro seems so cracked here
OldUncleDan: Powerful Magic tm!
crazycommie87: That's a big OOF
MichaelSnowbird: backseater
Avawen1312: he's already dead lmao
TXC2: washed? but is he clean?
Pharmacistjudge: like you are going to attack to get the -1/-1 counter on krenko, so why burn the bowmaster trigger
LRRbot: Twinshot Sniper [3R] | Artifact Creature — Goblin Archer [2/3] | Reach / When Twinshot Sniper enters, it deals 2 damage to any target. / Channel — {1}{R}, Discard Twinshot Sniper: It deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
LRRbot: Bloated Contaminator [2G] | Creature — Phyrexian Beast [4/4] | Trample / Toxic 1 / Whenever Bloated Contaminator deals combat damage to a player, proliferate.
LRRbot: Takenuma, Abandoned Mire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. / Channel — {3}{B}, Discard Takenuma, Abandoned Mire: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to yo…
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B},…
LRRbot: Haywire Mite [1] | Artifact Creature — Insect [1/1] | When Haywire Mite dies, you gain 2 life. / {G}, Sacrifice Haywire Mite: Exile target noncreature artifact or noncreature enchantment.
Barney Miller: Even playable in some mono coloured decks
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permane…
LRRbot: Spitting Dilophosaurus [2B] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/2] | Whenever Spitting Dilophosaurus enters or attacks, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / Creatures your opponents control with …
Graham Stark: :face-blue-smiling:
LRRbot: Krenko, Mob Boss [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | {T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.
MikeG: ohai graham
LRRbot: Cankerbloom [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Fungus [3/2] | {1}, Sacrifice Cankerbloom: Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Proliferate.
t march: woohooo
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish B…
Dasdardly: could've had a 2/2 army smh so loose
jan Melantu: That’s an insane line
LRRbot: Twinshot Sniper [3R] | Artifact Creature — Goblin Archer [2/3] | Reach / When Twinshot Sniper enters, it deals 2 damage to any target. / Channel — {1}{R}, Discard Twinshot Sniper: It deals 2 damage t…
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
LRRbot: Unstoppable Slasher [2B] | Creature — Zombie Assassin [2/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever Unstoppable Slasher deals combat damage to a player, they lose half their life, rounded up. / When Unstoppable Slasher dies, if it had no counters on it, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with two stun counters on it.
ChargingFurret: @Pharmacistjudge maybe because it prevents krenko making more blockers
crazycommie87: Nasty
TheDevil_Risen: good fight on a mull to 5
TheDevil_Risen: well done for staying in it
Dandinstorm12: chat, hell
Dandinstorm12: o
ChargingFurret: that was a fight
Pharmacistjudge: @ChargingFurret krenko was still summoning sick
Sevinon: @Dandinstorm12 What'd you call us?
julietaisscared: Our guy Jason wrote a great memoir. "The Wild Mandrake"
ArtOfStuttering:
woah, Wheeler in a suit! Not what I expected but looking good
TXC2: Mull to 5 is an insta concede from me, so good to play out that far
Dandinstorm12: you heard me
mercurialwanderer32: Watched old Friday Nights episodes, I wonder how no Canadian Geese challenged them to a duel in any of them
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends!
GhostValv:
jrhwhite: @Pharmacistjudge Without the bowmasters Krenko would've got to untap
ChargingFurret: @Pharmacistjudge yeah, but matt would've untapped with krenko if he wasnt bomastered, the first 2 counters were from the attack that turn
TXC2: hello Dandinstorm12 and RandomTrivia welcome
crazycommie87: Yeah, mull to 5 sucks.
MehallD: Point all free spells, got it
DorkmasterFlek:
Wheeler with the hottest of takes.
TheWriterAleph: wild hot take, wheels
fricknoahwick: bet mac is bummed about not being in black now
TXC2:
don't call it spities
Dandinstorm12: @MehallD including disrupting shoal?
jellyfish0413: @Dandinstorm12 including shining shoal!
MehallD: @Dandinstorm12 Including Scars of the Veteran
Dandinstorm12: including darksteel relic?
RocknGrohlNerd:
@MehallD 
A_Dub888: @txc2 uh ohhhh, spitieeeeees
iPsyop: @TXC2 too late it's spities forever now XD
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
TXC2: (heavy sigh)
TXC2:
PatronSaintOfDoritos: the gentlemen are looking very dapper today
Dandinstorm12: right it's the bombos that is the problem, not the lords and the tokens
A_Dub888: @patronsaintofdoritos you’re dapper
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Dandinstorm12: gj team
BusTed:
Dandinstorm12: we got there
RandomTrivia:
Bahahahaha 
TheDevil_Risen: mono goblins can be very close to a rakdos sac list with enough token gen
DorkmasterFlek:
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahaha
Sorator13:
Quality summary to join the stream to
jacqui_lantern234:
offbeatwitch: we dare to say the things that everybody else is saying
robin_sorensen: tied the record
A_Dub888: this is why Benjamin Wheeler is the Premier Lands Player of the format
julietaisscared: Two digits, baby! Yaarr!!
Dandinstorm12: direfleet daredevil
TheDevil_Risen: Admiral Beckett Brass
BurgerGamer: slippery scoundrel
trebuchetboy: !card Azure Fleet Admiral
LRRbot: Azure Fleet Admiral [3U] | Creature — Human Pirate [3/3] | When Azure Fleet Admiral enters, you become the monarch. / Azure Fleet Admiral can't be blocked by creatures the monarch controls.
protocol_gamma: Broadside Bombadiers
TheDevil_Risen: oof
trebuchetboy: got one
BrowneePointz: he’s an Avishkari Sky Pirate
Dandinstorm12: swab goblin
RocknGrohlNerd: rishadan cutpurse
A_Dub888: oofa doors
LRRbot: Unstoppable Slasher [2B] | Creature — Zombie Assassin [2/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever Unstoppable Slasher deals combat damage to a player, they lose half their life, rounded up. / When Unstoppable Slas…
Tiellae Kitsune: Controversial take there Wheeler
Dasdardly: look how else can you beat something like an ancient tomb except by simply paying nothing for your spells?
MissHissyfit a.k.a. Pru-pru: yes, this is what I want today
Plundy: Just like my fav archetype. Aristocrats
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permane…
first last: Thanks Magic Johnsons
Plundy: *takes notes*
Barney Miller: Staunch Crewmate
MichaelSnowbird: One of those days
Dandinstorm12:
jacqui_lantern234:
@Dandinstorm12 swablin, if you will
Dandinstorm12: also that
LRRbot: Frenzied Goblin [R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [1/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {R}. If you do, target creature can't block this turn.
LRRbot: Goblin Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Whenever Goblin Lackey deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Torch Courier [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Haste / Sacrifice Torch Courier: Another target creature gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
LRRbot: Spitting Dilophosaurus [2B] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/2] | Whenever Spitting Dilophosaurus enters or attacks, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / Creatures your opponents control with −1/−1 counters on them can't block.
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
plichow: Sounds like a shitters opener tbh
Dandinstorm12:
that's what the tarfire is for wheeler
DorkmasterFlek: Spitting George Stroumboulopoulos
Dandinstorm12: uh
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LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 1.
LRRbot: Apostle's Blessing [1{W/P}] | Instant | Target artifact or creature you control gains protection from artifacts or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Dandinstorm12: gotta force those goblins through somehow
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Grenzo, Havoc Raiser [RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, choose one — / • Goad target creature that player controls. / • Exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
TXC2: phyrexia was a mistake
cvncc: yoink
Dandinstorm12: the whole plane?
TXC2: Dandinstorm12 yes
Dandinstorm12: oh ok
Dandinstorm12: fair
iPsyop: I played Gruul goblins in premodern and it's a fun deck, but man is it so 50/50 on whether ot not that deck is going to preform.
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | Underground Mortuary enters tapped. / When Underground Mortuary enters, surveil 1.
A_Dub888: which phyrexia though?
micalovits: Yes
Dandinstorm12: yes
Cptasparagus: is mac's government name actually goblin?
juzztshay:
bwk789: who's the table judges this afternoon, nelly/alison or a 3rd party like in prior years?
crazycommie87: I wouldn't mind my government name be goblin in most instances
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
Dandinstorm12: stab
TXC2: bwk789 Pywo is judging again this year
Dandinstorm12: disfigure
bwk789: ty @TXC2
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
DorkmasterFlek: Which member?
IbunWest: which member?
A_Dub888: which member?
Dandinstorm12: dat member
matthaus_c: Pywo is the dragon eating the fodder
LRRbot: Cankerbloom [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Fungus [3/2] | {1}, Sacrifice Cankerbloom: Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Proliferate.
LRRMTG_Judge:
Pywo is actually on site this year. I'll be helping cover the chat.
Foppish: so called free thinkers when dismember is cast
DorkmasterFlek: It's my turn for the braincell chat.
A_Dub888: glad we’re all on the same page with that member
a_singular_stick: I always forget that cankerbloom is also just a 2 mana 3/2
LRRbot: Fanatical Firebrand [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/1] | Haste / {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
overZellous: goldmember
predrag11: Is there a decklist command
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
TXC2: !decklist
crazycommie87: Ah Fanatical Firebrand.
RocknGrohlNerd:
good job chat wit the dismember
LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist, the Hunger Tide isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. / [−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. / [−5]: Each oppone…
LRRbot: Hymn to Tourach [BB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards at random.
Dandinstorm12: gotta jam the foils for the stream
LRRbot: Frenzied Goblin [R] | Creature — Goblin Berserker [1/1] | Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay {R}. If you do, target creature can't block this turn.
LRRbot: Goblin Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Whenever Goblin Lackey deals damage to a player, you may put a Goblin permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Torch Courier [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Haste / Sacrifice Torch Courier: Another target creature gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish B…
LRRbot: Spitting Dilophosaurus [2B] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/2] | Whenever Spitting Dilophosaurus enters or attacks, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / Creatures your opponents control with …
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Ea…
LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 1.
LRRbot: Apostle's Blessing [1{W/P}] | Instant | Target artifact or creature you control gains protection from artifacts or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Grenzo, Havoc Raiser [RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, choose one — / • Goad target creature that player controls. / • …
LRRbot: Underground Mortuary | Land — Swamp Forest | Underground Mortuary enters tapped. / When Underground Mortuary enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
LRRbot: Cankerbloom [1G] | Creature — Phyrexian Fungus [3/2] | {1}, Sacrifice Cankerbloom: Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Proliferate.
LRRbot: Fanatical Firebrand [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/1] | Haste / {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist, the Hunger Tide isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Crea…
LRRbot: Hymn to Tourach [BB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards at random.
jrhwhite: Think I would've attacked with the cankerbloom
LRRbot: Kari Zev's Expertise [1RR] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature or Vehicle until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / You may cast a spell with mana value 2 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
Pharmacistjudge: agree there
TXC2:
Kari Zev! that was it, brain was getting stuck with Kairi sane
hypethos: is that incinerate in mac's hand?
Dandinstorm12: do we know the 3rd card in Mac's hand?
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 1.
A_Dub888: @txc2 to be fair, they’re both pirates
TXC2: A_Dub888 they sure are
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
crazycommie87: Not bad
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
Pharmacistjudge: and this is why misstep should never be unbanned in legacy and modern. It's so good you put it in goblins.
LRRbot: Spitting Dilophosaurus [2B] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/2] | Whenever Spitting Dilophosaurus enters or attacks, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / Creatures your opponents control with −1/−1 counters on them can't block.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: mom! he's spitting
Dandinstorm12: upstairs!
iPsyop: the spities !
Scarbble: big spits
crazycommie87: Welp
Pharmacistjudge: uh oh. spitties
LRRbot: Incinerate [1R] | Instant | Incinerate deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn.
Dandinstorm12: mac can steal the spities
RandomTrivia: I won't stand for this slander against my boy Carnage Tyrant
matthaus_c: diloph tuah and spit on that thang
RandomTrivia:
@matthaus_c 
Ard_Rhys: second rite range
neisan2112:
@matthaus_c 
A_Dub888: @pharmacistjudge does misstep go in Aristocrats?
TXC2: incinerate has like 3 different flavour texts, and they're all bangers
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LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Arena of Glory | Land | Arena of Glory enters tapped unless you control a Mountain. / {T}: Add {R}. / {R}, {T}, Exert Arena of Glory: Add {R}{R}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.
Pharmacistjudge: aristocrats might. you have to protect certain pieces on occasion.
LRRbot: Searslicer Goblin [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/1] | Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
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LRRbot: Kari Zev's Expertise [1RR] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature or Vehicle until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / You may cast a spell with mana value 2 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
LRRbot: Spitting Dilophosaurus [2B] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/2] | Whenever Spitting Dilophosaurus enters or attacks, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / Creatures your opponents control with −1/−1 counters on them can't block.
Evil_John_Cena: hello everyone
TXC2:
it's not a dr Suess character Wheeler
matthaus_c: more of a halberd
matthaus_c: or a glaive?
MicroManagingMusician: !deck
Dandinstorm12: yes
TXC2: Hello Evil_John_Cena welcome
0011110000110011: the spitterrrrrrr
iPsyop: oh he spittin
matthaus_c: !decklist
matthaus_c: @MicroManagingMusician
joelmtgg: on that thing?
MicroManagingMusician: thanks!
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BrowneePointz: Kendrick LeRawr
ExachixKitsune: oh lawd it spittin
TXC2: they see him spittin' they hatin'
LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist, the Hunger Tide isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. / [−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. / [−5]: Each oppone…
matthaus_c: ridin' spitty
Dandinstorm12: oof
singinnonsense: I never thought Newman would be on a Magic card
Rodzos: gg
TheDevil_Risen:
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
MichaelSnowbird: GGs
Dandinstorm12: rip gobbos
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spire_winder: Is there a place for us to see the decklists?
LRRbot: Kari Zev's Expertise [1RR] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature or Vehicle until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / You may cast a spell with mana value 2 or less from …
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 1.
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
LRRbot: Spitting Dilophosaurus [2B] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/2] | Whenever Spitting Dilophosaurus enters or attacks, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / Creatures your opponents control with …
LRRbot: Incinerate [1R] | Instant | Incinerate deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn.
Barney Miller: Mac is pretty boned
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
jan Melantu: Second Rite
LRRbot: Arena of Glory | Land | Arena of Glory enters tapped unless you control a Mountain. / {T}: Add {R}. / {R}, {T}, Exert Arena of Glory: Add {R}{R}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains h…
LRRbot: Searslicer Goblin [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/1] | Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
LRRbot: Kari Zev's Expertise [1RR] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature or Vehicle until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. / You may cast a spell with mana value 2 or less from …
RoombaGoomba: we are in hidetsugu town now
LRRbot: Spitting Dilophosaurus [2B] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/2] | Whenever Spitting Dilophosaurus enters or attacks, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / Creatures your opponents control with …
LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist, the Hunger Tide isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Crea…
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battl…
julietaisscared: Let's go, Jason!!
A_Dub888: Benny Wheels and Trenty Mac
TXC2: !prime
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matthaus_c: Cameron Simons, undying defender of Karakas to 1
Dandinstorm12: do we have a timevault reference count?
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LRRbot: Spitting Dilophosaurus [2B] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/2] | Whenever Spitting Dilophosaurus enters or attacks, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / Creatures your opponents control with −1/−1 counters on them can't block.
JadedTrekkie: !decklists
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iPsyop: I mean the spitter, makes ALL his creatures unblockable, and it doesn't need any other things putting -1/-1 counters out because it's just an engine on it's own
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Zedruu_the_Goathearted: are decks open for the players?
overZellous:
more like canadian smilelander because it makes me smile
TXC2: Zedruu_the_Goathearted they're open for us, so I assume yes
TheDevil_Risen:
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL3
RandomTrivia:
FurthestChunk: this next match is gonna be a slobberknocker
plichow: Ooh czech post points? Interesting
matthaus_c: the trifecta of Control/Midrange/Tempo
MichaelSnowbird: Great variety of decks
TXC2:
I always assumed it was check pile
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: @TXC2 i assumed so too but one never nose
TXC2: Zedruu_the_Goathearted indeed
BrowneePointz: @matthaus_c ah yes Montrempage
matthaus_c: @TXC2 you will be having to cash in some checks to buy all the cards you need in there
TXC2: matthaus_c ah ha ha!
Dandinstorm12: it's all of the above
TXC2: !break
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geckoinasuit: I need to play more Highlander
A_Dub888: a little bit of a break as a treat
matthaus_c: cycle your legs, stretch your fluids, diloph your saurus
MichaelSnowbird: Pile of Cards is always a great choice in any type of MTG
BrowneePointz: @matthaus_c who up double cresting they lizard
matthaus_c: ayo
neisan2112: Time for me to heat up some chicken nuggs
LRRbot: Spitting Dilophosaurus [2B] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/2] | Whenever Spitting Dilophosaurus enters or attacks, put a −1/−1 counter on up to one target creature. / Creatures your opponents control with …
jan Melantu: It’s all figuring out who’s the beatdown
Reymond Kira: Sometimes, you have to know if you need to bolt the board or the face
Matt Fenner: Anyone from LRR mind if I repost the decklists from the twitch chat command here, for folks who want them?
Sarah: Go ahead
Thomas: Serge too! We should be so lucky
A_Dub888: @matthaus_c what if my saurus is already dilpohed?
BrowneePointz: I’m very intrigued by how the ppr is gonna go
LSRubin: @A_Dub888 if it lasts longer than 4 hours, call a doctor?
BrowneePointz: format looks attacky but slow cuz of the mechanics(pun not intended)
neisan2112: @BrowneePointz So excited to see Shivam on again
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MichaelSnowbird: @BrowneePointz As long as someone gets hit with a big foam wrench,it should be great.
tinypapaya1: I almost made Noel sleep on the couch as he was a crabby pants and freaking out all week at home
A_Dub888: @michaelsnowbird they have the Garruk axe, does that count?
Avawen1312: do we know which match is next?
matthaus_c: RB Midrange/Aggro vs Czech Pile
tinypapaya1: @Avawen1312 Noel and sacha
Avawen1312: cool, thanks!
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MichaelSnowbird: @A_Dub888 thay can tie a checkered flag to it
CCpyro_: Wait it the LotR playmat already out of stock again?
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Sarah_Serinde: Looks like it, unfortunately
CCpyro_: Tragic
Jadaris: i don't think it has come back in stock yet
CCpyro_: There was a slide a second ago
Sarah_Serinde: It was restocked once, I don't know if they've done more than that
CCpyro_: saying it was back in stock
Sarah_Serinde: I got it on the restock
Jadaris: i never got notified
Sarah_Serinde: It was months ago
bwk789: sleeves were restocked recently
CCpyro_: Oh then maybe that slide was old
BrowneePointz: i didn’t vote for him
BrowneePointz: don’t ask why I went to Monty Python
Sarah_Serinde: If you haven't already, put in your email so they know you want the thing. If there's enough demand they'll probably restock again
BrowneePointz: but that’s where my brain went
Rodzos:
rainbowolf13: !decklists
Matt Fenner: Bad, lemme try that again lol
jan Melantu: So excited for the Aetherdrift PPR
Sarah: Oh wait, I think it blocks links from non-mods
Matt Fenner: Ohhhh
jan Melantu: Hope we get a Shivam & Wheeler Face-Off
Matt Fenner: I'll just roll them then, and people can copy-paste
Reymond Kira: Who are the guests for the Atherdrift ppr?
Philippe Lavoie: Who else is constantly falling asleep with N100 Showdown? ✋
BundyTuba: still shocked a canadian sketch comedy group hosts the best competitive magic stream out there.
TXC2: !decklists
rainbowolf13: Thanks!
A_Dub888: @browneepointz it happens to all of us
bwk789: @Sarah_Serinde there's been a break song that's been flagged/muted a few times on the FNPF streams (not thr INR one I think). Are they aware of it?
Sarah_Serinde: bwk789 I think so, but also I forget
TXC2: and we're back
potassiumxcheese:
seeeergee
bwk789:
Tyvm.
joelmtgg: thats a serge
SymphonySolstice: and serge!
TXC2: Hello Serge
TehAmelie: ohaio
TheWriterAleph: heheh
GasCityGaming: Serge!
MehallD: oh, lovely grape blazer Serge
RandomTrivia: Oh no, not again!
A_Dub888: ah great, The Premier Lands Player of the format
Joanorld: Hello Sergeeeeeeeeeeeee
matthaus_c: and who won the die roll again
MichaelSnowbird: Theft Theft
Dandinstorm12: #PwrSerge
RandomTrivia:
the loop
EmmaPartlow: Everyone is looking so dapper!
unbanjitte: shockingly no one is playing Food
matthaus_c: Paradox Academy is basically Food if you're an Atog
Dandinstorm12: of course
TXC2: is boros energy a thing in canlander?
YeetTheRich_: @matthaus_c +2
Night_xD: i'm rooting for all the non 4 color piles
RocknGrohlNerd:
@unbanjitte well segre has got all the card bought out
CCpyro_: iS this played with the new points?
unbanjitte: yes
matthaus_c: @TXC2 naw. no density. but the cards from the Modern deck see play across lots of archetypes
TXC2: CCpyro_ yes
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever Barrowgoyf deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
l0gin4me:
Serge, that was only one word (said twice)
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
Ilyusion: Bodside
biganthonyrdean77: Freezing on anyone else?
LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Emperor of Bones, put a creature card exiled with Emperor of Bones onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
jrhwhite: Blood Moon is Noel's best card for sure
TXC2: matthaus_c thought as much, thanks
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trample until end of turn. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until your next end step.
TheWriterAleph:
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia, the Blade Reforged attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
muchomangobestdrink: !decks
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When Voldaren Epicure enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
BrowneePointz: I can’t wait for turn 1 Mako turn 2 Inti in standard
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: public lists confirmed
LRRbot: Vampiric Tutor [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
jrhwhite: Vamp tutor gets Blood Moon
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
DistrustingSpectator: decklists?
TXC2: !decklists
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
LRRbot: Metamorphosis Fanatic [4BB] | Creature — Human Cleric [4/4] | Lifelink / When Metamorphosis Fanatic enters, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a lifelink counter on it. / Miracle {1}{B}
LRRbot: Volrath's Stronghold | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
S33bs: @jrhwhite hes sniping your chats D:
bwk789: It's Jer!
jrhwhite: story of my life tbh
BrowneePointz: it’s like Jeremy and Wheeler are good at Canlander
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
matthaus_c: these days the Discord would call this build of Czech "Lowrange". this is because they've forgotten the word Tempo
Dandinstorm12: bold
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LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever Psychic Frog deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on Psychic Frog. / Exile three cards from your graveyard: Psychic Frog gains flying until end of turn.
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrif…
Reymond Kira: TY Sarah
Sarah: They've got a lot of experience at producing events by now, and they clearly put a lot of effort and thought into everything :)
Nonregional: Shouldn’t the description for Is This Your Card say “ever-expanding”?
Comboff Minecraft.: so great that they got the preimer land pilot to comminate this round
Reymond Kira: and then there's Serge
jkim: premier land pilot of the format and ben wheeler
DarkMorford 💎: AND SERGE
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number …
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permane…
LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counte…
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trampl…
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia, the Blade Reforged attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn…
Sonja: Wheeler cleans up nice.
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When Voldaren Epicure enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
LRRbot: Vampiric Tutor [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
LRRbot: Metamorphosis Fanatic [4BB] | Creature — Human Cleric [4/4] | Lifelink / When Metamorphosis Fanatic enters, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a lifelin…
LRRbot: Volrath's Stronghold | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever Psychic Frog deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on Psychic Frog. / Exile three ca…
A_Dub888: Wren and Stimpy?
LRRbot: Wrenn and Six [RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Wrenn [3] | [+1]: Return up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−1]: Wrenn and Six deals 1 damage to any target. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard have retrace."
LRRbot: Worldly Tutor [G] | Instant | Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, then shuffle and put the card on top.
Dandinstorm12: bold
matthaus_c: pitch cast Fury, Worldly Tutor for Metafan? eyes emoji
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
jrhwhite: @matthaus_c This deck has like 12 too many mana sources for "Lowrange" haha
scienceglizzy: Looking very sharp today, gents.
TXC2:
it's wild that blood moon is so good here, yet sees no play in brawl
matthaus_c: @jrhwhite lmao that much is true
LRRbot: Marchesa, Dealer of Death [UBR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [3/4] | Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {1}. If you do, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
Dandinstorm12: oooh spicy
JDMan94: Marcheeseah
l0gin4me: oops all crimes
LRRbot: Territorial Kavu [RG] | Creature — Kavu [*/*] | Domain — Territorial Kavu's power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control. / Whenever Territorial Kavu attacks, choose one — / • Discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / • Exile up to one target card from a graveyard.
RandomTrivia: Czech Pile does a *lot* of crimes
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
cryptomancerrb: Why does yj play so much random sauce instead of just recall + recall cards?
matthaus_c: Nadu's "fair mode" is most of a Leovold
DrLigmaPhD: I prefer hydra to cub at this point
LRRbot: Fire Covenant [1BR] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Fire Covenant deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
TXC2: this is due a reprint surely?
LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature — Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When Deep-Cavern Bat enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until Deep-Cavern Bat leaves the battlefield.
jrhwhite: It has a UB functional reprint
Dandinstorm12: gottem
PhuzNutz: Love Covenant. This is why I love this format
BrowneePointz: the bat is also getting a GNARLY promo
TehAmelie: Fireball with built in Channel, what will they think of next
bwk789: Covenent was in a SL i got around Strixhaven
MehallD: @TXC2 there's 2 Secret Lair prints
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matthaus_c: Bat Promo is fucking gorgeous
rexcalibur0: I don't play Pioneer anymore because I got into highlander instead
TXC2: MehallD ah ok
matthaus_c: @rexcalibur0 hell yeah, come join the washed crowd
PhuzNutz: So, is Czech Pile just good stuff or is there an underlying strategy that I'm just missing?
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
Dandinstorm12: it's the best stuff, arguably
BrowneePointz: 4 color best stuff
matthaus_c: @PhuzNutz generally just a card quality pile. there are different build considerations depending on what game plan you plan to execute. this one is more proactive than most
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PhuzNutz: Copy, thanks chat
Dandinstorm12: ooooh
LRRbot: Back to Basics [2U] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
agentofsaruman69: i'm stuck watching on mute today, is there a particular reason for the extended down time between matches?
TXC2:
this is why I assumed it was "check" pile, it was a bunch of cards that checked others
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster…
LRRbot: Wrenn and Six [RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Wrenn [3] | [+1]: Return up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−1]: Wrenn and Six deals 1 damage to any target. / [−7]: You get…
LRRbot: Worldly Tutor [G] | Instant | Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, then shuffle and put the card on top.
Nonregional: That damn frog
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
LRRbot: Marchesa, Dealer of Death [UBR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [3/4] | Whenever you commit a crime, you may pay {1}. If you do, look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into you…
LRRbot: Territorial Kavu [RG] | Creature — Kavu [*/*] | Domain — Territorial Kavu's power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control. / Whenever Territorial Kavu a…
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your …
LRRbot: Fire Covenant [1BR] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Fire Covenant deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature — Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When Deep-Cavern Bat enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until Deep-Cavern Bat leaves the bat…
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battl…
LRRbot: Back to Basics [2U] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
mortazza_e_vino:
love the outfits
matthaus_c: new archetype spectrum, Lowrange - Midrange - Widerange
thraximore: !card dimir mach
LRRbot: Dimir Machinations [2B] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of target player's library. Exile any number of those cards, then put the rest back in any order. / Transmute {1}{B}{B}
thraximore: Sick
matthaus_c: we did see Dimach to muck a Counterbalance last Year End
TehAmelie: and maybe Tallrange?
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: @agentofsaruman69 live production takes time
FurthestChunk: new deck archetypes: FWD, RWD, AWD
PhuzNutz: @mortazza_e_vino Yeah, Wheeler is looking real good.
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Dandinstorm12: message sent
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
TXC2: it's fine to not have a T1 play
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trample until end of turn. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until your next end step.
flouncy_magooo: Both commentators are great. They should do stuff with LRR more often.
LRRbot: Ivora, Insatiable Heir [1R] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When Ivora, Insatiable Heir enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. / Whenever you discard a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Ivora.
Avawen1312: Basically Inti
as_ever_ellesandra: Inti 2 tm
EmmaPartlow: Uncommon Inti
LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | Raucous Theater enters tapped. / When Raucous Theater enters, surveil 1.
matthaus_c:
@TXC2 you say that, but if either player had a Mox start here, the other would be in a world of pain 
umagar: How is he fetching Black red surveil land with a flooded strand?
TXC2: diet Inti
Twe4ky: judge call maybe?
unbanjitte: thats a marsh flats
ChargingFurret: inti at home
ThunderLabs: sacha did not shuffle bottom?
amam741:
I just put Ivora in a commander deck 
umagar: Ahh right it is a marsh flast! Looked blue
LRRbot: Mawloc [XRG] | Creature — Tyranid [2/2] | Ravenous / Terror from the Deep — When Mawloc enters, it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
LRRMTG_Judge: odds of that mattering is so low.
unbanjitte: the River Song tech
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
TehAmelie: similar to golf, the goal of playing a 100 card deck is to have as few cards as possible to play
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
jrhwhite: blood moon 1 time
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever Barrowgoyf deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
FeelGoodMTG: What happened to the Bowmasters token?
matthaus_c: @FeelGoodMTG traded with Mawloc
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: it blocked
FeelGoodMTG: ty
Dandinstorm12: sure is an idiot
shamblingkrenshar: Idiot with lifelike and deathtouch is pretty cool
ChargingFurret: it’s a big idiot, but one of the biggest I’ve ever seen
EmmaPartlow: I love that Serge is bringing a "excited golden retriever" to commentary
matthaus_c: Barrowgoyf has the most kissable lips of 2024
LRRbot: Cling to Dust [B] | Instant | Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, you gain 3 life. Otherwise, you draw a card. / Escape—{3}{B}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trampl…
LRRbot: Ivora, Insatiable Heir [1R] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When Ivora, Insatiable Heir enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. / Whenev…
LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | Raucous Theater enters tapped. / When Raucous Theater enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Mawloc [XRG] | Creature — Tyranid [2/2] | Ravenous / Terror from the Deep — When Mawloc enters, it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. If that creature would die this turn, exile i…
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish B…
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play t…
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less. / Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battl…
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number …
Thomas: That is indeed a big boi
LRRbot: Cling to Dust [B] | Instant | Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, you gain 3 life. Otherwise, you draw a card. / Escape—{3}{B}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
LRRbot: Flame of Anor [1UR] | Instant | Choose one. If you control a Wizard as you cast this spell, you may choose two instead. / • Target player draws two cards. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Flame of Anor deals 5 damage to target creature.
matthaus_c: sometimes you gotta roast a boy
Dandinstorm12: imagine the deck designed to have answers having answers
LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
brieandbacon: Yeah, it's a foil retro
TXC2:
Dandinstorm12 this is an outrage!
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
jovens_v: mh3 had so many retro foils
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
matthaus_c:
"these players with their fancy cards" says the man who just bought a German Foil Brainstorm
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Price of Progress [1R] | Instant | Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
Dandinstorm12: 'oof
letsbelgo: fuck yeah
ChargingFurret: crunch!
JadedTrekkie: force for the alt cost?
jrhwhite: take 10 seems fine honestly
JadedTrekkie: (5 mana)
ChargingFurret: alt cast force
CCpyro_: Second rite at home
matthaus_c: oh dang the back face of force
ChargingFurret:
LRRbot: Carnage Interpreter [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Devil Detective [3/3] | When Carnage Interpreter enters, discard your hand, then investigate four times. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Carnage Interpreter gets +2/+2 and has menace.
jrhwhite: yea like I would've rather forced or discharged this one
matthaus_c: this man's got Carny T on the brain
JadedTrekkie: i think you take 10 here tbh
Vandristine: wrong Carnage
TXC2: I take 10 damage waking up each morning
Pysethus: I play Doomsday so I take 10 all the time
as_ever_ellesandra: too carny t pilled
iPsyop: carnage tyrant ????
EmmaPartlow: Love me a Devil with a hat
Dandinstorm12: basically the same
TehAmelie: i'm taking 10 damage right now!
matthaus_c: carnage pilled, tyranny maxxing
joelmtgg: its okay we all have carnage tyrant on the mind
TehAmelie: okay i can't back that up. max 2 damage
LRRbot: Cling to Dust [B] | Instant | Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, you gain 3 life. Otherwise, you draw a card. / Escape—{3}{B}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
Avawen1312: Why does that devil have a bowler hat? lmao
Dmc3628: cause Cue
Dmc3628: Clue
CCpyro_: @Avawen1312 MKM
Vandristine: murders at karlov manor, everyone had a hat
brieandbacon: That's a pork-pie hat, because he's a PI
matthaus_c: MKM is basically Unfinity
LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | Dragonskull Summit enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
TXC2:
Avawen1312 fashion, darling
ChargingFurret: MKM hat tribal
BlueMechanic: everyone on Ravnica became a detective
Jethrain: the better question: why wouldn't a devil have a bowler hat
LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
Decaped: F
ChargingFurret: WOW
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Dandinstorm12: get it
EmmaPartlow: ZAP
TehAmelie: what's the most devilish hat? don't say a trilby
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: is that a 30th anniversary bolt....
jrhwhite: gottem
matthaus_c: Blue Elemental Blast
Dmc3628: fantastic move sets
AugmentingPath: needed the one-mana remand
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
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Dandinstorm12: uh
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
letsbelgo: 26 lands, ok
LRRbot: Seasoned Pyromancer [1RR] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When Seasoned Pyromancer enters, discard two cards, then draw two cards. For each nonland card discarded this way, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token. / {3}{R}{R}, Exile Seasoned Pyromancer from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
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aifoe: 25 lands is SO many lands, imagine holding 25 lands
heliopsistheatreco: Did Noel not discard with Pyromancer?
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Metamorphosis Fanatic [4BB] | Creature — Human Cleric [4/4] | Lifelink / When Metamorphosis Fanatic enters, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a lifelink counter on it. / Miracle {1}{B}
jrhwhite: @heliopsistheatreco He didn't have any to discard
LRRMTG_Judge: @heliopsistheatreco He had no cards in hand, so he diescarde nothing. - Natedogg
kranish: what's the name of the red/black creature?
LRRbot: Leovold, Emissary of Trest [BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [3/3] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
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matthaus_c: !card carnage interpreter
LRRbot: Carnage Interpreter [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Devil Detective [3/3] | When Carnage Interpreter enters, discard your hand, then investigate four times. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Carnage Interpreter gets +2/+2 and has menace.
LRRbot: Territorial Kavu [RG] | Creature — Kavu [*/*] | Domain — Territorial Kavu's power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control. / Whenever Territorial Kavu attacks, choose one — / • Discard a card. If you do, draw a card. / • Exile up to one target card from a graveyard.
jrhwhite: Carange Interoreter
LRRMTG_Judge: *discarded. I'm sorry I mangled that word - Natedogg
patpatpatb: Still dont like forcing the price
LRRbot: Mawloc [XRG] | Creature — Tyranid [2/2] | Ravenous / Terror from the Deep — When Mawloc enters, it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Flame of Anor [1UR] | Instant | Choose one. If you control a Wizard as you cast this spell, you may choose two instead. / • Target player draws two cards. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Flame of An…
Thomas: Wow what a play
LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Price of Progress [1R] | Instant | Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
LRRbot: Carnage Interpreter [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Devil Detective [3/3] | When Carnage Interpreter enters, discard your hand, then investigate four times. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in han…
LRRbot: Cling to Dust [B] | Instant | Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, you gain 3 life. Otherwise, you draw a card. / Escape—{3}{B}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
Colin: where can i see the decklists?
LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | Dragonskull Summit enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
LRRbot: Galvanic Discharge [R] | Instant | Choose target creature or planeswalker. You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Galvanic Discharge deals that much damage to that permanent.
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Seasoned Pyromancer [1RR] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When Seasoned Pyromancer enters, discard two cards, then draw two cards. For each nonland card discarded this way, create a 1/1 red Element…
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Metamorphosis Fanatic [4BB] | Creature — Human Cleric [4/4] | Lifelink / When Metamorphosis Fanatic enters, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a lifelin…
LRRbot: Leovold, Emissary of Trest [BGU] | Legendary Creature — Elf Advisor [3/3] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a sp…
LRRbot: Territorial Kavu [RG] | Creature — Kavu [*/*] | Domain — Territorial Kavu's power and toughness are each equal to the number of basic land types among lands you control. / Whenever Territorial Kavu a…
LRRbot: Mawloc [XRG] | Creature — Tyranid [2/2] | Ravenous / Terror from the Deep — When Mawloc enters, it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. If that creature would die this turn, exile i…
geckoinasuit: my boy Leovold- how I miss him
LRRbot: Vampiric Tutor [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
matthaus_c: ooooh lordy
jrhwhite: BLOOD MOON
brieandbacon: Second Rite?
Dandinstorm12: the b moon?
TehAmelie: Mawloc sounds like a word players made up that's shorter than the real name with like 8 syllables
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
jrhwhite: okay fine kill him
RocknGrohlNerd: @brieandbacon rite
Dandinstorm12: lol
robin_sorensen: pyrogoyf?
LRRbot: Carnage Interpreter [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Devil Detective [3/3] | When Carnage Interpreter enters, discard your hand, then investigate four times. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Carnage Interpreter gets +2/+2 and has menace.
predrag11: 💣
matthaus_c: Scarlett, even
AugmentingPath: @jrhwhite nah, blood moon > victory
fcloud: mawloc sounds like they wanted to make a frog-like creature but were worried about blizz lawyers
zigboy22: 2n d right
gama41: also think theres firey confluence in hand it looked like?
shamblingkrenshar: @fcloud Mawloc is straight from the 40k UB
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fcloud: @shamblingkrenshar 40k stealing from blizzard again, shameful
shamblingkrenshar:
@fcloud Not even hiding it, am I right?
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
Dandinstorm12: firey confluence?
LRRbot: Fiery Confluence [2RR] | Sorcery | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Fiery Confluence deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fiery Confluence deals 2 damage to each opponent. / • Destroy target artifact.
Dandinstorm12: gottem
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: this format really is just big vintage cube lmao
seancplays1: just got here, have I missed much?
unbanjitte: @Zedruu_the_Goathearted thats why its the goat
ExachixKitsune: @seancplays1 we are on the 2nd match
Anubis169:
a little, but you're here now so pull up a chair seancplays1
Dandinstorm12: round 1 is over @seancplays1
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: well...
Scarbble: @seancplays1 we are in game 2 of round 2
CaptainSpam: I always forget, can the players hear the commentators in the studio?
seancplays1: Ty
as_ever_ellesandra: @seancplays1 you missed all of match one (goblins v golgari) and now this is g2 of match 2
TXC2: CaptainSpam sure can't
letsbelgo: @CaptainSpam no
Dandinstorm12: @CaptainSpam probably not
CaptainSpam: Gotcha, thanks.
letsbelgo: that would be insane
robin_sorensen: I always forget, can the players hear the commentators in the studio? not really unless they’re loud
LoadingReadyRun:
Players can't hear the commentators
Anubis169:
"..."
matthaus_c:
can you imagine trying to play a game at Comp REL while someone commentates over your shoulder
LRRbot: Carnage Tyrant [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [7/6] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample, hexproof
PhuzNutz: !decklists
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Dandinstorm12: @matthaus_c watch PT Chicago in 99 the players could hear loud sounds from the commentators
matthaus_c: oh boy
Dandinstorm12: in the finals specifically
matthaus_c:
the 90s sure were something
Dandinstorm12: Bob Maher vs Brian Davis Jr
Dandinstorm12: (shoutout to the enlightened tutor fans)
Daddystyx: !standing
KurmTV: holy spit.. this is blowing my mind. I used to get my comics and magic from Yellowjacket 20 yrs ago
LRRbot: Vampiric Tutor [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permane…
LRRbot: Carnage Interpreter [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Devil Detective [3/3] | When Carnage Interpreter enters, discard your hand, then investigate four times. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in han…
Paulo Bastos: babado
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Fiery Confluence [2RR] | Sorcery | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Fiery Confluence deals 1 damage to each creature. / • Fiery Confluence deals 2 damage to each opponen…
LRRbot: Carnage Tyrant [4GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [7/6] | This spell can't be countered. / Trample, hexproof
Paulo Bastos: let's goo
geckoinasuit: I kinda wish there was a room mic for between rounds
Dandinstorm12: but then we couldn't hear the booth
Electrum516: !decklist
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
TXC2: !decklists
Suffix:
Maybe not hearing the booth is fine. 
Electrum516:
@TXC2 ty 
wifi12345678910: Who's on tech?
matthaus_c:
not Opting, Preordaining 
TXC2: wifi12345678910 Paul
matthaus_c: dammit wrong beej emote
LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / Escape—{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
TXC2: at least he was before
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
DeM0nFiRe:
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever Barrowgoyf deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
Vequinox: lmao
TXC2: GETTEM !
Melfina__:
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
zigboy22: lol]
Rodzos:
BurgerGamer:
goggledguy: impeccable work mr wheeler
ipoddodd: lol
LRRbot: Undercity Sewers | Land — Island Swamp | Undercity Sewers enters tapped. / When Undercity Sewers enters, surveil 1.
ThePCrowl:
Dandinstorm12:
@Suffix 
CaptainSpam:
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
Voidhawk42: Just gotta say, I think Wheeler is a top tier commentator. Not just specifically for CH, his humor and knowledge are both ridiculously high
LRRbot: Revitalizing Repast [{B/G}] (back: Old-Growth Grove) | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
Graham_LRR: There IS a room mic, but we don’t keep it super loud so it doesn’t conflict with commentary
Dandinstorm12: right
matthaus_c: untapped BUG Triome baby
ExachixKitsune: So many Urborg you could make a whole cube
Dandinstorm12: Graham when are you going to be in one of these?
LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature — Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When Deep-Cavern Bat enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until Deep-Cavern Bat leaves the battlefield.
Sevinon: @Graham_LRR When do we get the after event trash talk super cut?
werth_it: Waiting for Bears to be T1
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: sacha is stylin at all times, i love that shirt
Dandinstorm12: can we get a bat count?
matthaus_c: warm memories of Kitesail Freebooter
elias2718:
mitomanox:
Suited-up Canadians
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Pharmacistjudge: always nice to have you Paul
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: hiiii jaaaames
Avawen1312:
@Zedruu_the_Goathearted The rings are also great
LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / Escape—{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
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LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
NornsFelidar: hello from Prague where we've just crowned European champion at RC
LRRbot: Life // Death | Life [G] | Sorcery | All lands you control become 1/1 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands. // Death [1B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to its mana value.
AugmentingPath: for a brief moment, perfect information
LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast Detective's Phoenix from your graveyard using its bestow ability.
Dandinstorm12: sup Prague
Rodzos: friendly looking at each others hands
LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | Raucous Theater enters tapped. / When Raucous Theater enters, surveil 1.
matthaus_c: Uro is sort of a turn 6+ threat, Barrowgoyf is pressing immediately
Teslamat:
@NornsFelidar 
LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever Psychic Frog deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on Psychic Frog. / Exile three cards from your graveyard: Psychic Frog gains flying until end of turn.
Dandinstorm12: casual frog off the top
AugmentingPath: unless you're a frog psychic
ipoddodd: time for frog
predrag11: You can play the tapland anyway
EmmaPartlow: Ribbit
geckoinasuit: @augmentingpath precisely!
LRRbot: Revitalizing Repast [{B/G}] (back: Old-Growth Grove) | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
matthaus_c: Old-Growth Grove
LoadingReadyRun:
The frog knows it's going to be drawn, though
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever Barrowgoyf deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: its a shame such a great piece of art is associated with such a stinker as frogerto
GhostValv:
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
jrhwhite: Has to force this I think
AllTheWeasels: secret third choice?
jrhwhite: I would pitch uro
Avawen1312: lmao
Dandinstorm12:
Jer on the force line eh, that's new 
EmmaPartlow: Canadian Highlander IS Vintage Cube Constructed, after all.
Veronica van Voorst: Hey friends!
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then …
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number …
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Undercity Sewers | Land — Island Swamp | Undercity Sewers enters tapped. / When Undercity Sewers enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
LRRbot: Revitalizing Repast [{B/G}] (back: Old-Growth Grove) | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Ea…
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LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature — Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When Deep-Cavern Bat enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until Deep-Cavern Bat leaves the bat…
TheGcsmith: Come from regional champ coverage to highlander XD
LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then …
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Life // Death | Life [G] | Sorcery | All lands you control become 1/1 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands. // Death [1B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to th…
LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast Detective's …
LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | Raucous Theater enters tapped. / When Raucous Theater enters, surveil 1.
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LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever Psychic Frog deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on Psychic Frog. / Exile three ca…
LRRbot: Revitalizing Repast [{B/G}] (back: Old-Growth Grove) | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number …
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
Paulo Bastos: aka strictly better Tarmogoyf
Rodzos:
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
AugmentingPath: force was known from bat anyway
predrag11: He knew about the frog anyway
LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever Psychic Frog deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on Psychic Frog. / Exile three cards from your graveyard: Psychic Frog gains flying until end of turn.
AllTheWeasels: Force was known from the bat anyway
predrag11: @predrag11 force not fro
aridos: they always have force anyways
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Harvester of Misery [3BB] | Creature — Spirit [5/4] | Menace / When Harvester of Misery enters, other creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / {1}{B}, Discard Harvester of Misery: Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
TXC2:
it always takes my brain at least 3 tries to realise the frog's head is sideways
matthaus_c:
Harvester and BCG are kinda the same card
FurthestChunk: oh, BIG score
iPsyop: bone crusher giant, threatens kill on frog
Dandinstorm12: in theory sure
aridos: threatens kill on the frog if there's no cards in hand
bigvh: @iPsyop uhh
Dandinstorm12: gotta mindtwist first
Dandinstorm12: but hey
jrhwhite: Serge with the Mox Jet erasure
LRRbot: Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {R}. / Channel — {3}{R}, Discard Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance: Create two 1/1 colorless Spirit creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Life // Death | Life [G] | Sorcery | All lands you control become 1/1 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands. // Death [1B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to its mana value.
Dandinstorm12:
Vandristine: harvester in hand from barrow
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
matthaus_c: Harvester might pressure an extra card out of Sacha after pitching Uro
Dandinstorm12: E. I. is hand ready to get exiled
matthaus_c: not the highest EV but not nothing
Dandinstorm12: *in hand
hd_dabnado: Watching from the line at Microcenter, let's go rakdos
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
CodenameFuyuki: I feel like discard harvester plus death it is the play because that just completely eats sacha's hand or kills the frog.
Dandinstorm12: mox
jrhwhite: too many counters
jrhwhite: Judge
warkr0: ^
Dandinstorm12:
jrhwhite: it should also be dead
nan_de_mo_nai: judd
fricknoahwick: too many counters
aridos: GET HIM
ChargingFurret: frog should be dead there
otakon17: I don't know what's going on
matthaus_c: rare combat damage Frog death
GenghisPrawn1: Proof that frog should not be pointed
Hulio826: also i dont think noel took 1 off Sulfurous Springs?
LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever Psychic Frog deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on Psychic Frog. / Exile three cards from your graveyard: Psychic Frog gains flying until end of turn.
TXC2: and we're got there
matthaus_c: @GenghisPrawn1 get your propaganda out of here old man
LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / Escape—{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
Hinnybin: isn't bat also dead?
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Dandinstorm12: and a bat
hypethos: kind of surprised he didn't discard mox to keep frog alive
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play t…
LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever Psychic Frog deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on Psychic Frog. / Exile three ca…
MW: He knew force from bat
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. /…
LRRbot: Harvester of Misery [3BB] | Creature — Spirit [5/4] | Menace / When Harvester of Misery enters, other creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / {1}{B}, Discard Harvester of Misery: Target creature get…
Samarbrander: What in the canadian live content
ToSGod: Burrow out up to a 5/6
Paulo Bastos: surprise, broken card is broken
LRRbot: Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {R}. / Channel — {3}{R}, Discard Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance: Create two 1/1 colorless Spirit creature tokens. They gain haste until end …
Alexis Nunez: I missed it, what’s on the goyf?
LRRbot: Life // Death | Life [G] | Sorcery | All lands you control become 1/1 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands. // Death [1B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to th…
Graham Stark: The Barrow power is what the die is indicating
El Doc Bruh: D:
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
Graham Stark: Sacha’s Barrowgoyf is exiled under Noel Deep-Cavern Bat
Alexis Nunez: Ah ok. Thank you
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play t…
LRRbot: Psychic Frog [UB] | Creature — Frog [1/2] | Whenever Psychic Frog deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card. / Discard a card: Put a +1/+1 counter on Psychic Frog. / Exile three ca…
LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then …
LoadingReadyRun:
Even the frog didn't see that coming
LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | Raucous Theater enters tapped. / When Raucous Theater enters, surveil 1.
ChargingFurret: @hinnybin the cycle of the harvester, not the ent
GenghisPrawn1: @matthaus_c It just died to a 2 mana shock
DoubleGXG: couldn't uro if he discarded the mox i think
PhuzNutz: AviaGyoff
jrhwhite: Frog can't race the barrowgoyf
LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast Detective's Phoenix from your graveyard using its bestow ability.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: to me the idea looks like blocking the goyf and trying to play uro again
matthaus_c: bestowing phoenix on barrowgoyf whooooooo wee
BandsWithLegends: if you uro pre-combat, I think you have enough cards for frog to survive, seems like a better line
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: but obv not relevant now
aridos: maybe barrowgoyf should be pointed instead of psychic frog huh
Dmc3628: now podracing
FurthestChunk: @GenghisPrawn1 you can't just keep playing one hit over and over get new material bud
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When Voldaren Epicure enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
Badchop: !card barrowgoyf
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever Barrowgoyf deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
LRRbot: Oliphaunt [5R] | Creature — Elephant [6/4] | Trample / Whenever Oliphaunt attacks, another target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. / Mountaincycling {1}
Voidhawk42: WHy does Pyschic Frog cost two mana? We may never know serge
TXC2: lifelink is a fair mechanic, deathtouch however.....
matthaus_c: it's true it should cost one Dimir pip
micalovits: Because Modern Horizons
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
Avawen1312: did Sacha not take 7 damage there?
Avawen1312: Goyf has +2 from Pheonix
aridos: two mana for a 1/2 seems fair to me
BlueMechanic: barrowgoyf was specifically a commander deck card from MH3
Dmc3628: lethality everyway to sunday
Dandinstorm12: shuffle?
CrossXhunteR: um, excuse me, barrowgoyf is a commander mistake, not a modern horizons mistake
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
brieandbacon: @CrossXhunteR Por que no los dos?
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: @CrossXhunteR we have technology! it can be both
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
Dandinstorm12: keep your poise chat
Dandinstorm12:
warkr0: we know the final card is bonecrusher
aridos: detective phoenix really has fallen off
jrhwhite: He cant cast cryptic
matthaus_c: give 'em the feet
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Headliner Scarlett [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [3/3] | Haste / When Headliner Scarlett enters, creatures target player controls can't block this turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library face down. You may look at and play that card this turn.
LRRbot: Bloodtithe Harvester [BR] | Creature — Vampire [3/2] | When Bloodtithe Harvester enters, create a Blood token. / {T}, Sacrifice Bloodtithe Harvester: Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
jellyfish0413: big steppy
aridos: dang is this vintage cube
Dmc3628: they all problems
matthaus_c: 2025 CHL: "They're all problems"
ExachixKitsune: one big problem family
Dmc3628: ^
Dandinstorm12: if a card isn't a problem why play it
TXC2:
Canalander: they're all problems
LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
LRRbot: Carnage Interpreter [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Devil Detective [3/3] | When Carnage Interpreter enters, discard your hand, then investigate four times. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Carnage Interpreter gets +2/+2 and has menace.
Ilyusion: clap*
aridos: he didnt even want the scarlet
aridos: must be a bad card
Vandristine: what is the goyf count now still the same?
DrMagnify: do we have decklists for the top 8?
Dandinstorm12: the bird!
TXC2: !decklists
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
ChargingFurret: flip the bird
Dmc3628: assuming no pw's or enchatments or tpyals or battles entered yes, goyf is still 4
LRRbot: Troll of Khazad-dûm [5B] | Creature — Troll [6/5] | Troll of Khazad-dûm can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / Swampcycling {1}
Rodzos: gg
aridos: nadu must be balanced, didn't save sacha there
DrMagnify: @TXC2 thank you, great study material
Dandinstorm12: Noel's strat of having it seems real good
Dmc3628: frog battle definitely the scales tip
LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | Raucous Theater enters tapped. / When Raucous Theater enters, surveil 1.
Graham Stark: Powerful Magic
Paulo Bastos: Bestow is amazing
LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast Detective's …
Paulo Bastos: Theros 3 when
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When Voldaren Epicure enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permane…
LRRbot: Oliphaunt [5R] | Creature — Elephant [6/4] | Trample / Whenever Oliphaunt attacks, another target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. / Mountaincycling {1}
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Inquisition of Kozilek [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it with mana value 3 or less. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
Paulo Bastos: Bestow walked so Mutate could run
Paulo Bastos: Ikoria 2 when
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. /…
LRRbot: Headliner Scarlett [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [3/3] | Haste / When Headliner Scarlett enters, creatures target player controls can't block this turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep,…
LRRbot: Bloodtithe Harvester [BR] | Creature — Vampire [3/2] | When Bloodtithe Harvester enters, create a Blood token. / {T}, Sacrifice Bloodtithe Harvester: Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, whe…
LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
LRRbot: Carnage Interpreter [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Devil Detective [3/3] | When Carnage Interpreter enters, discard your hand, then investigate four times. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in han…
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your …
LRRbot: Troll of Khazad-dûm [5B] | Creature — Troll [6/5] | Troll of Khazad-dûm can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / Swampcycling {1}
KyojiTakenouchi: hello friends
GenghisPrawn1: Wow this psychic frog card seems bad
matthaus_c:
Frog to 0 Barrowgoyf to 1
MichaelSnowbird: GGs
aridos: sheesh did serge get a fresh haircut for this?
aridos: lookin clean
Avawen1312: great blazer Serge
bebuiscit: Wheeler in a suit is a sight to behold!!
avi_miller: Serge looking real good
shaer_twg: who are these professional looking gentlemen?
matthaus_c:
playing Blue sucks, you can rarely blame your losses on variance
frostownik: the booth boys wearing the h*ck out of those blazers
Teslamat: @shaer_twg Serge(left) and Wheeler(right)
aridos: sacha's only threat got batted
NornsFelidar: the real question is: do they rock casual pants?
shaer_twg:
@teslamat they’ve never cleaned up so well! (I know it’s them, but haven’t seen them in suits before )
AllTheWeasels: hindsight bias maybe, but the mana for probe made that frog turn much harder as well
Dandinstorm12: right
razorswift: Jobin Robin
shaer_twg: (but ty for the response!)
babyspacecadet: jund time!!!!
letsbelgo: lol serge
letsbelgo: aggro vs midrange "mirror"
CCpyro_: Paradox Pog
aridos: lookin forward for some good ol boomer magic with the azorius control
enbycephalopod: Its combo serge
Funkbr0: is that dudes last name really goblin?
matthaus_c:
@letsbelgo the names are a trick, they're both the same archetype
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Zatengo: is every game broadcast or are some played off camera?
TXC2:
even the goblin deck combo'd off, archetypes mean nothing
FurthestChunk: every game is being broadcast
matthaus_c: we're seeing every game action
Zatengo: @FurthestChunk great, thank you
TXC2: Zatengo we're getting all 7 matches
Rodzos:
noctelepusx: Excited to watch that Aggro round in the Semis
Paulo Bastos: Noel ate
Carson Chavez: I am here! However I shall watch this from the start, later! Have fun everyone!
Reymond Kira: Do enjoy that Round 1
Combusttion: any banger, nailbitter games so far?
pete_haderlein: this song slaps
goggledguy: I don't think big circles can miss tbh
TXC2: !bgc
LRRbot:
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I_Am_Clockwork: BGC’s stuff is great
Mikinai: !decklist
TXC2: "decklists
matthaus_c: !decklist
Mikinai: thanks
LRRbot: Blazemire Verge | Land | {T}: Add {B}. / {T}: Add {R}. Activate only if you control a Swamp or a Mountain.
matthaus_c: card reader activated
aridos: we're on the verge
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Paulo Bastos: get in loser, we're omenpathing 🏎
LRRbot: Blazemire Verge | Land | {T}: Add {B}. / {T}: Add {R}. Activate only if you control a Swamp or a Mountain.
TXC2: and we're back
benjamin_wheeler: Canadian Highlander
TXC2: !decklists
Diabore: lets go jund
aridos: Canadian Highlander
Zatengo: @benjamin_wheeler Magic: The Gathering
Carlioo: cameron and matt, just another FNPF
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
matthaus_c: @benjamin_wheeler Gedankenwirbel
LRRbot: Wrenn and Six [RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Wrenn [3] | [+1]: Return up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−1]: Wrenn and Six deals 1 damage to any target. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard have retrace."
Ilyusion: I don't think Serge thanked the Patreon, Wheeler can you remind him to do so?
LRRbot: Paradox Engine [5] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, untap all nonland permanents you control.
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
LRRbot: Painter's Servant [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/3] | As Painter's Servant enters, choose a color. / All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are the chosen color in addition to their other colors.
LRRbot: Grindstone [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Target player mills two cards. If two cards that share a color were milled this way, repeat this process.
LRRbot: Tinker [2U] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. / Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
matthaus_c: tap Academy to Forth for a million baby
LRRbot: Mana Vault [1] | Artifact | Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. / At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
AllTheWeasels: oh lets go
aridos: for eorlingas, well known artifact card
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
EmmaPartlow: For Rohan!
Scarbble: deeply here for 'make a ton of mana, cast forth'
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
matthaus_c: HERO PLAY
LRRbot: Mishra's Workshop | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.
matthaus_c: holy MOLY
XivXiyan: cracked start
BlueMechanic: there's worth things to do with near infinite mana than Forth
RandomTrivia: WHAT
ExachixKitsune: RIP
TheWriterAleph: vrooom
LRRbot: Talisman of Unity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. Talisman of Unity deals 1 damage to you.
Rodzos:
jrhwhite: That used to be my Workshop, I'm so happy
joelmtgg: gotta go fast
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Dmc3628: holy trinkets batman
LRRbot: Talisman of Conviction [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Talisman of Conviction deals 1 damage to you.
aridos:
It's so sad to not see Cameron bring Aristocrats
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
EmmaPartlow: Dan Frazier SL Signets/Talismans too pretty
Diabore: llanoweeb elves
Dandinstorm12: uh
LRRbot: Gemstone Caverns | Legendary Land | If Gemstone Caverns is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter on it. If you do, exile a card from your hand. / {T}: Add {C}. If Gemstone Caverns has a luck counter on it, instead add one mana of any color.
ExachixKitsune: oh pretty
matthaus_c: @aridos this is not Lauder
Dmc3628: uh oh
LRRbot: Paradox Engine [5] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, untap all nonland permanents you control.
RandomTrivia:
aridos: oh my b
TXC2:
Turn 2: "Artefacts were a mistake"
thebovinator: that's the Miku secret lair Elvish Mystic
Rodzos:
D00kqc: No Serge, that's a Miku elf
LRRbot: Talisman of Creativity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. Talisman of Creativity deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | Raucous Theater enters tapped. / When Raucous Theater enters, surveil 1.
Dmc3628: a ham sandwich can combo with matt's board
benjamin_wheeler: knowing that elf art is a self report for sure
Avawen1312: !card grindstone
LRRbot: Grindstone [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Target player mills two cards. If two cards that share a color were milled this way, repeat this process.
Dandinstorm12: uh
thebovinator: CAUGHT
XivXiyan:
@benjamin_wheeler
Scarbble: an elf report
EmmaPartlow:
@benjamin_wheeler It's my job to know the different cards okay
aridos subscribed at Tier 1.
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, aridos! (Today's storm count: 68)
benjamin_wheeler: lmao you get a pass @emmapartlow
EmmaPartlow: @benjamin_wheeler ty homie
dannyhouse101: is thopter sword still up to date?
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
TXC2: og goyf
Dandinstorm12:
Cameron isn't on Ouphe
matthaus_c: Miku printing checks out, Cameron went off about that horse girl anime in the Discord this week
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Wrenn and Six [RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Wrenn [3] | [+1]: Return up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−1]: Wrenn and Six deals 1 damage to any target. / [−7]: You get…
LRRbot: Paradox Engine [5] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, untap all nonland permanents you control.
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
LRRbot: Painter's Servant [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/3] | As Painter's Servant enters, choose a color. / All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are the chosen color in a…
LRRbot: Grindstone [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Target player mills two cards. If two cards that share a color were milled this way, repeat this process.
LRRbot: Tinker [2U] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. / Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this tu…
LRRbot: Mana Vault [1] | Artifact | Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. / At the beginning of your draw step, if …
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature g…
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Mishra's Workshop | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.
LRRbot: Talisman of Unity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. Talisman of Unity deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
LRRbot: Talisman of Conviction [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Talisman of Conviction deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Gemstone Caverns | Legendary Land | If Gemstone Caverns is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter…
LRRbot: Paradox Engine [5] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, untap all nonland permanents you control.
9clawtiger: THe Miku print, but still weeb
LRRbot: Talisman of Creativity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. Talisman of Creativity deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Raucous Theater | Land — Swamp Mountain | Raucous Theater enters tapped. / When Raucous Theater enters, surveil 1.
Nonregional: It would be very cool to see painter stone combo
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
matthaus_c: say Old-Growth Grove five times fast
aridos: @matthaus_c his god given right
AllTheWeasels: always a bad sign for your opponent when the mana cards come out
matthaus_c: @aridos damn right
spawnofhastur: which horse girl anime?
LRRbot: Search for Glory [2W] | Snow Sorcery | Search your library for a snow permanent card, a legendary card, or a Saga card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 1 life for each {S} spent to cast this spell.
RandomTrivia: Welp
ExachixKitsune: it doesn't look like the miku secret lair had a llanowar elf? am I just wrong
spawnofhastur: iirc there are multiple
Dandinstorm12: that's a good one
TXC2:
AllTheWeasels time to put the kettle on really
RocknGrohlNerd: love this card
LRRbot: Crystal Skull, Isu Spyglass [2UU] | Legendary Artifact | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play historic lands and cast historic spells from the top of your library. / {T}: Add {U}.
Avawen1312: !card paradox engine
LRRbot: Paradox Engine [5] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, untap all nonland permanents you control.
Paranundrox: Urza also an option
LRRbot: Tezzeret the Seeker [3UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [4] | [+1]: Untap up to two target artifacts. / [−X]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / [−5]: Artifacts you control become artifact creatures with base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.
stormwingentity: one ring time
Diabore: oh thats a banger tezzeret art
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
matthaus_c: @TXC2 it's Elvish Mystic
jrhwhite: Tezz just wins because he can get Painter's Servant?
matthaus_c: oop wrong reply
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
Dandinstorm12: seems fair
AllTheWeasels: Tezz or fair both find painter yeah
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
ExachixKitsune: @matthaus_c ah! seen yes
joelmtgg: artifacts go brrr
argetbrisingr: thought i saw decay
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LRRbot: Memory Jar [5] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Memory Jar: Each player exiles all cards from their hand face down and draws seven cards. At the beginning of the next end step, each player discards their hand and returns to their hand each card they exiled this way.
ChargingFurret: memory jar? wild
TXC2: SUB HYPE NICE
Rodzos: nice
Irsaan: Nice
Dandinstorm12:
jrhwhite: Surprised we didn't just try to win
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
aridos: I don't know why both players don't just try to win
jrhwhite: good read from Matt
S33bs: heads up count : 2
Scarbble: heads up count 2?
EmmaPartlow: Smrt
matthaus_c: big reads
Paranundrox: @aridos it's a very high pressure situation so they may be playing around certain things as well as not having the same ability to think through all the lines
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
LRRbot: Defense Grid [2] | Artifact | Each spell costs {3} more to cast except during its controller's turn.
aridos: @Paranundrox understandable but i'm built different
ChargingFurret: oh wow
Rodzos:
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
Agnememnon: yeah ring lets you draw your whole deck
zigboy22: wow
spawnofhastur: Someone call Patrick Chapin and get him rapping
AllTheWeasels: holy moly what a showing
S33bs: heads up count : 3
aridos: starting hand castable paradox engine seems pretty strong
spawnofhastur:
About 7 hours ago.
Cptasparagus: Brawl
LRRbot: Painter's Servant [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/3] | As Painter's Servant enters, choose a color. / All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are the chosen color in addition to their other colors.
TXC2:
sure wish Paradox (and one ring) were banned in Brawl
TXC2: then again I could probably get to 200 cards I would like banned in brawl.
noctelepusx: wow.
Nonregional: I love it when two useless cards combine to instantly win a game
LRRbot: Search for Glory [2W] | Snow Sorcery | Search your library for a snow permanent card, a legendary card, or a Saga card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 1 life for each {S} sp…
LRRbot: Crystal Skull, Isu Spyglass [2UU] | Legendary Artifact | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play historic lands and cast historic spells from the top of your library. / …
LRRbot: Tezzeret the Seeker [3UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tezzeret [4] | [+1]: Untap up to two target artifacts. / [−X]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the…
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets…
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you los…
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library…
LRRbot: Memory Jar [5] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Memory Jar: Each player exiles all cards from their hand face down and draws seven cards. At the beginning of the next end step, each player discards their …
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
LRRbot: Defense Grid [2] | Artifact | Each spell costs {3} more to cast except during its controller's turn.
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you los…
LRRbot: Painter's Servant [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/3] | As Painter's Servant enters, choose a color. / All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are the chosen color in a…
Avawen1312: the memory jar play was very cool. one of the most banned cards of all time too lol
TXC2: """"""fair"""""""
RandomTrivia:
Ah yes, the "fair" One Ring
aridos:
it's fair because both players' one ring do the same thing
spawnofhastur: serge is the fair one ring in the room with us now?
LoadingReadyRun:
Sauron: "I'm playing a fair one ring"
Cavemanhar: the one ring is anything but a fair and balanced magic card
TXC2:
is the fair one ring the one Post Malone brought?
matthaus_c: TOR is p cool in our format. pretty much only played in Combo at this point
Sevinon: Oh no, I missed game 1
matthaus_c: other decks either hate wasting the time on it, or die before they can use the CA
benjamin_wheeler: Matthew loves his Stifles
nevyn666: are yall talking about them and they can hear it? power move.
matthaus_c: they can't hear it
Dandinstorm12: they can't hear them
Lync77: Hi all
nevyn666: oh ok. good.
Dandinstorm12: so we've been told
TXC2: hello Lync77 welcome
Teslamat:
@Lync77
EmmaPartlow: I love Stifle and Nulldrifter.
joelmtgg: who doesnt love a good stifle?
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
TXC2: nevyn666 rare is the time players can hear the commentary booth
aridos: @Sevinon Starting hand Mishra's Workshop and Paradox Engine, wasn't much of a game
Sevinon: Alright then. Won't bother to VoD it then
LRRbot: Underground Sea | Land — Island Swamp |
LRRbot: Mana Vault [1] | Artifact | Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. / At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
nevyn666: @TXC2 thats what i figured. but i wasnt sure if we had the "tech" for that here lol
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
wifi12345678910: uh oh
Dandinstorm12: uh
spawnofhastur: "The good thing about 100 card singleton is that there's a lot of variance between games!"
TXC2:
nevyn666 the tech is we're in different rooms
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
spawnofhastur:
grimace11: oof these hands
Rodzos: wow
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
LoadingReadyRun:
Players can't hear the commentators (of course, they might watch the VoD )
Dandinstorm12: oof
wifi12345678910: this hand is amazing
Cavemanhar: always bolt the bird
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard Boseiju, Who Endures: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Dandinstorm12: always ballista the human
Avawen1312: !card ignoble
LRRbot: Did you mean: Ignoble Soldier; Ignoble Hierarch
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
Avawen1312: !card ignoble hierarch
LRRbot: Ignoble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.
Dandinstorm12: oh goblin
Dandinstorm12: right
micalovits: Hateful
Diabore: fuckin oko
Paulo Bastos: ✋️ powerful magic 🤚
cha0sniper: I'm blanking on the voice, who's commentating with Serge?
Johannes Tyler: Trenton
Joakim Bredal Jacobsen: look at the bottom 🙂
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's lib…
cha0sniper: oh, someone I don't know. That explains it
Sitting Ox: delighted halfling?
LRRbot: Underground Sea | Land — Island Swamp |
LRRbot: Mana Vault [1] | Artifact | Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. / At the beginning of your draw step, if …
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walkin…
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard Boseiju, Who Endures: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may se…
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and…
TXC2: the deadbeat
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
Dmc3628: stop stop he's dead
benjamin_wheeler: reasonable card
Diabore: why is it plus 2! i hate it!
aridos: best of five?
LRRbot: Crystal Skull, Isu Spyglass [2UU] | Legendary Artifact | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play historic lands and cast historic spells from the top of your library. / {T}: Add {U}.
matthaus_c: can't believe Oko is already almost 6 years old
AllTheWeasels: well technically that was a mana rock in hand
benjamin_wheeler: mystic forge glow up
Avawen1312: has Oko ever been pointed?
TXC2: aridos BO3, says so at the top of the screen
as_ever_ellesandra: @aridos bo3 until finals
spawnofhastur: Powerful midrange threats for free, in my highlander format?
spawnofhastur:
matthaus_c: @Avawen1312 no
Paranundrox: you also don't get bricked by lands as much which is huge
Lync77: What is the card under seat
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: wow and academy is a historic land
LRRbot: Molten Collapse [BR] | Sorcery | Choose one. If you descended this turn, you may choose both instead. / • Destroy target creature or planeswalker. / • Destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent with mana value 1 or less.
matthaus_c: pretty sure the only walkers to be pointed now are JTMS, W6 and M&B
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
spawnofhastur: wait JTMS is still pointed? wild.
matthaus_c: have been pointed rather
matthaus_c: apologies
stormwingentity: cameron has a magus of moon
Diabore: second rite second rite
matthaus_c: JTMS hasn't been a point for a long, long time
DeM0nFiRe: Hidetsugu's Second Rite time
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
matthaus_c: WHOA
RandomTrivia:
zelukester:
l0gin4me: I am always rooting for the oko player to be killed by the elk they made.
EmmaPartlow: @DeM0nFiRe I was thinking the same!
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
simpletoon: huge
RandomTrivia: WOW
Rodzos:
Dandinstorm12: ooof
zelukester: x2
circusofkirkus:
matthaus_c: oh my god it's LIGHTNING BOLT
deviation_devil: !deck
GhostValv: wowie
joelmtgg: sheesh
XivXiyan: NAAAAA
Walla_tv:
needed the red as well
Ilyusion: Magic the Gathering lets go!
Avawen1312: lmaoooo
aridos: He's stacking the deck!
Dmc3628: bah gAWd
A_NO0B: second rite?
LRRbot: Echo of Eons [4UU] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. / Flashback {2}{U}
TXC2: !decklists
wifi12345678910: wow
Dandinstorm12: the echo
RandomTrivia: tap Academy for red, bolt Magus is SO RUDE
benjamin_wheeler: Magic: The Gathering
Teslamat:
CironSkylark: POWERFUL MAGIC
EmmaPartlow:
matthaus_c: there can only be one baby
MageitTV: thought he was about to jund em out, but he got affinity’s
Dandinstorm12: echo is pretty good there
deviation_devil: What is canadian highlander? Incredibly excited to watch some paper magic
RocknGrohlNerd:
Avawen1312: unbelievable scenes
TXC2: !canlander
babyspacecadet: they out here magicing they gathering
Sevinon: @RandomTrivia Seat of Synod I think. But equally rude
BrowneePointz: @deviation_devil Imagine Vintage 100 card singleton with a points list instead of bans
aridos: someone check his sleeves
deviation_devil: Thanks! @TXC2 and @BrowneePointz
RandomTrivia: @Sevinon Oh, true
tannongrace: lol @EmmaPartlow
Juliamon: haha forgetting the Memory Jar is fitting
EmmaPartlow: @tannongrace What are you doing here lol
Dandinstorm12: wargate in hand?
LRRbot: Izzet Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.
tannongrace: @EmmaPartlow enjoying some singleton
Dandinstorm12: thought I saw a gate
Rodzos: is it though?
spawnofhastur: No fastbond in the draw 7s deck, huh.
LRRbot: Gemstone Caverns | Legendary Land | If Gemstone Caverns is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter on it. If you do, exile a card from your hand. / {T}: Add {C}. If Gemstone Caverns has a luck counter on it, instead add one mana of any color.
EmmaPartlow: @tannongrace Is the best way to be play singleton tbh
Dmc3628: historic land baby less bricking than forge
stormwingentity: top is nuts here
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put Sensei's Divining Top on top of its owner's library.
Dandinstorm12: oof
matthaus_c:
how much does that Academy tap for again
LRRbot: Talisman of Conviction [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Talisman of Conviction deals 1 damage to you.
brieandbacon: @matthaus_c yes
Sevinon: What are these Talisman arts from?
LRRbot: Talisman of Curiosity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. Talisman of Curiosity deals 1 damage to you.
frostownik: @Sevinon there was a Dan Frazier secret lair
deviation_devil: So vintage commander 1 v 1 without a ban list? But you can only have x pointed cards
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
circusofkirkus: look whos back
benjamin_wheeler: guess who’s back
Sevinon: AH, neat
joelmtgg: omg its back
Dandinstorm12: guess who's back
benjamin_wheeler: back again
Dandinstorm12: damnit wheeler
cosarprime: Somehow, Oko returned
brieandbacon: Shady's back?
GhostValv: jesus
Scarbble: oof
Avawen1312: rude lmao
spawnofhastur: stupid sexy twunk
RocknGrohlNerd: god I hate Oko
Xerodin: wheeler is oko?
babyspacecadet: jesus
CironSkylark: real Yugi Muto moment
joelmtgg: stupid sexy oko
Diabore: @deviation_devil yeah cards have different points, and you can only have a total of 10
EmmaPartlow: @deviation_devil Yeah. The best way I describe it is that it's Vintage Cube Constructed, but you get to play your favorite deck every single time
jibkat:
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: he's back again, and he's back again again
FurthestChunk: this just in, Matthew has solved the Millennium Puzzle and is utilising the heart of the cards
frostownik: @deviation_devil no commander, full 100 card deck, you can have 10 points worth of cards
babyspacecadet: judges stepping in for too much oko
Scarbble: shout outs to pwyo
LRRbot: Crystal Skull, Isu Spyglass [2UU] | Legendary Artifact | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play historic lands and cast historic spells from the top of your library. / …
LRRbot: Molten Collapse [BR] | Sorcery | Choose one. If you descended this turn, you may choose both instead. / • Destroy target creature or planeswalker. / • Destroy target noncreature, nonland permanent wi…
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Echo of Eons [4UU] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. / Flashback {2}{U}
Eric Luman: Oh my.
Ciron Skylark: POWERFUL MAGIC
Eric Luman: He has it all.
LRRbot: Izzet Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.
LRRbot: Gemstone Caverns | Legendary Land | If Gemstone Caverns is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter…
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put Sensei's Divining Top on top of its owner's libr…
LRRbot: Talisman of Conviction [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Talisman of Conviction deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Talisman of Curiosity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. Talisman of Curiosity deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and…
Plundy: Never punished
Krillin_fan: sometimes you just run good!
aridos: combo players stay winning
hiryuu1115: Will someone rid me of this meddlesome twink
TXC2: Pywo Hype
fluchfux: hold on, gotta touch the oko
Diabore: !canlander
RandomTrivia: Shatterstorm would be sick here
Dandinstorm12: no ouphe either
EmmaPartlow: @RandomTrivia Meltdown too
RandomTrivia: Brotherhood's End?
RandomTrivia: That could be considered playable
matthaus_c: BEnd also not in the deck
matthaus_c: playable, usually in control shells though
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia, the Blade Reforged attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
Sevinon: Oh nice
Dandinstorm12: chain lightning, killing elks
matthaus_c: Cameron might have played it, but he was expecting to face Jeskai
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
Sevinon: Forth just kills though
RandomTrivia: Twelfth, Eorlingas
Diabore: signet for red go to 1
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Rodzos: gg
LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
Diabore:
RIP jund
RandomTrivia:
Absolute clinic - "draw very, VERY well"
benjamin_wheeler: tough match for Cameron
CrossXhunteR: is the paradox combo fourth eorlingas
nevyn666: our announcers look spiffy
Dandinstorm12:
just have mana vault in your opener both games chat also play very cleanly the rest of the time
benjamin_wheeler: tbh those were average draws @randomtrivia
S33bs: heads up play count : 4
almondsomg: Where did he get his red and white without dying there?
jrhwhite: @RandomTrivia He made a really heads up play game one playing around the abrupt decay
matthaus_c: Grier mixed him so hard with the deck choice
Sevinon: @almondsomg Red was off signet
EmmaPartlow: @jrhwhite Yeah, got Memory Jar over Painter's Servant. Smrt.
AllTheWeasels: the tutor for jar was so smart
aridos: just play only good cards and every draw is good
RandomTrivia: @jrhwhite I absolutely recognise and respect the playing around Decay, super clean play throughout
LRRMTG_Judge: @almondsomg Talisman for one damage, but the Signet lets him get the other color without needing to take damage - Natedogg
simpletoon: Trent looking fly
deviation_devil: What's the tournament scene for canlander like?
almondsomg: @LRRMTG_Judge Oh one of them was a signet not a talisman
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matthaus_c: Izzet Signet and RW Talisman yeah
aridos: Let's go Azorius Control!
DromarX: looking forward to Robin vs Jobin
spawnofhastur: come on spencer, give everyone the bird!
letsbelgo: this is going so much quicker than last year. bo5 image that
pierrebai: No mention of the clutch having the bolt in hand right then?
spawnofhastur: @letsbelgo no-one turned up with thoracle lands
benjamin_wheeler: don’t encourage him Trenton
CironSkylark: ok that's spicy
matthaus_c: Nadu has been such a sweet deck to have in the format. Creature combo renaissance
Cavemanhar: playing the strip lock
PhuzNutz: Big shout-out to the commentary today. Looking good and just so much more knowledgeable and hyped w/o the ham that comes with so much coverage these days.
hypethos: boomer control ftw
spawnofhastur: @matthaus_c down here in 7PH people are just freerolling Nadu in Time Walk combo
jrhwhite: He still has Moat don't worry folks
jrhwhite: "Boomer" status retained
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
DromarX:
Future Sight 
FurthestChunk: really moat is more proof that it's boomer than future sight
spawnofhastur: Do we have a cheeky humility to go with that moat?
matthaus_c: @spawnofhastur that's how it started here, but people moved away from Walk shells so fast
matthaus_c:
both Walk /and/ Seeker have gone down since Nadu was printed
Squiidd Pope: This one is looking dire
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choo…
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia, the Blade Reforged attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn…
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish B…
LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this tu…
Bookslinger Monty: I appreciate the skill in deckbuilding and playing, but I really do not care for the Solitaire type of decks
Reymond Kira: I enjoy playing a Solitaire type of combo deck, but for the sake of watching and entertaining people having very interactive decks is nice
Bookslinger Monty: Admittedly, I am biased as my playstyle is Gruul
spawnofhastur: something about the difference between 60 and 100 cards, I guess
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noctelepusx: That Lightning Bolt response for Magus.
matthaus_c: for sur
spawnofhastur: I need to mess around with Nadu Aluren for the funnies
Joric_Art: that last match was insane for the Paradox deck
matthaus_c:
executing a Nadu line is kinda like stuffing yourself with Bran, checks out
aridos: in many ways
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lilhappytrees: How did the rounds go? Just tuning in now
unbanjitte: sp excited for boomer control
LRRMTG_Judge: We are just about to start the last quarterfinal match. - Natedogg
unbanjitte: !decklist
argetbrisingr: is it just me or is there no sound?
matthaus_c: @lilhappytrees GB Midrange beat Goblins R1, RB Midrange beat Czech Pile R2, Paradox Academy beat Jund R3
TXC2: indeed no sound
dumbo3k: @argetbrisingr not just you, I am also soundless
Strebenherz: sound!
EmmaPartlow: There we go
TXC2: there we go
dumbo3k: Huzzah!
Manwedraithancaranfin: Thanks Paul!
ExachixKitsune: the ios are aud
matthaus_c: sounding fans rejoice
wifi12345678910: Weird choice to make the break music a high pitched ringing sound that I can hear even when I take off my headphones
ExachixKitsune: @wifi12345678910 New tinnitus brand room tone
matthaus_c: 10h Tinnitus Sound as elevator music
ExachixKitsune: Hear our customer testimonials: "It fucking sucks"
TXC2: ExachixKitsune "what?!"
DromarX: final fantasy music prepping us for the UB later this year
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: Flashing grenade manufacturers sued for DMCA violation
stuvetcg: !decklists
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: *flashbang
matthaus_c: !decklists
Reymond Kira: I like my 4c-u Creature combo list, but I also want to see about Golgari Aggro and going into that kind of thing
Slagomancer: a stunning lack of Grixis Pirates
James Norman: The utter silence
Oops all “Oops, all “Oops, all “Oops, all: Rooting for azorius control, excited to see it swat that big dumb bird down
James Norman: my thoughts are so loud
Bookslinger Monty: Please, not Azorius
Nonregional: Well, no matter what we’re getting aggro in the finals
Squiidd Pope: Need to reflect on our mortality and the 7s we keep in this silence
Reymond Kira: I am rooting for the Golgari list
Slagomancer: fighting the good fight for all the Celestial Colonnade enjoyers
Oops all “Oops, all “Oops, all “Oops, all: 🫡🫡🫡 good luck godspeed azorius
Bookslinger Monty: Both as a player and a watcher, I hate Esper and it's cousin, Azorius. Specifically, my most hated colour is Blue, then White, then Black (But only certain aspects of it)
Reymond Kira: I hear Final Fantasy now, maybe my thoughts are to loud
Oops all “Oops, all “Oops, all “Oops, all: I love aggro as much as the next goblin, but man if control/DnT doesn’t have my heart
James Norman: I am a green player but somehow i love control Azorius and Esper
Bookslinger Monty: But I shall leave my negativity at the door
James Norman: its the tempo variants that sometimes hurt my heart
Oops all “Oops, all “Oops, all “Oops, all: Serge’s Blood and Taxes list was rad as hell
Bookslinger Monty: I am very excited to see the Golgari vs Rakdos matchup
James Norman: so far I am a fan of em all, Goblins p closest to the heart
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PhuzNutz: !standings
smelloscope: are they on the new points list for this?
PhuzNutz: yeah, new points
LRRMTG_Judge: @smelloscope Yes they are - Natedogg
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ExachixKitsune: oh I'm tired. I was looking at the "This week" going "Oh no it's missing tomorrow's big canadian highlander stream"
TXC2: damn this song goes so hard
Juliamon:
ExachixKitsune
surakarus: forsenPls forsenPls forsenPls forsenPls forsenPls forsenPls
geckoinasuit:
Manwedraithancaranfin: @TXC2 This is some Mannheim Steamroller-sounding business, and I'm here for it
Dothewhatnow: @TXC2 I know its Big Giant Circles, but I forget which exact song it is. So good.
TXC2: and we're back
Dothewhatnow: I can try and find it
matthaus_c:
intellectually I know is Gibb laughing but I can't not see it as Gibb dead
aridos: thank you for having me, it's great to be here
spiffinn: it was a remix of a song that was a portmanteau of a word with explosion
Lync77: Damn Wheeler looking professional
zigboy22:
Ilyusion: Wheeler hasn't been in the closest for years
GhostValv: D:
Dandinstorm12: uh
RandomTrivia: @Dothewhatnow That last was Micksplosions, Jeff McTorgue remix
cmdrud87: and on the same deck
YakkShakk221B: Wheeler with the suit and tie, looking Dapper
SittingOx: clrealy this tournament needs best of 5 for every match
TXC2: the Forth eolingasfinals
hypethos: can we get a north 100 marathon that's a best of 69?
matthaus_c: I miss JTMS being an autoinclude
TXC2: RandomTrivia thank you
CCpyro_: What about a best of 99 instead
RandomTrivia: TXC2 My absolute favourite of all the BGC that LRR uses
TXC2: RandomTrivia same
EmmaPartlow: UW Contro feels like "Hey, an old man is talking" of Canlander.
Dothewhatnow: @RandomTrivia Thank you!
Strebenherz: whomever decided on the newscaster bit, A+. y'all killing it
LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
aridos: he'll spit if you ask nicely probably
Statist42: literal actual baby jace?! hell yea
LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
matthaus_c: Tithe for Irrigated Farmland baby
SittingOx: damn condmen made to the quarter finals? We all need to run it
wifi12345678910: Idiot bird is back?
Rodzos:
hypethos: is he playing stifle and nimble obstrucitonist?
S33bs: trent likes jackal pup so he plays the jackal pup
couchboyj: The idiot bird idiot bird off
LRRbot: Moat [2WW] | Enchantment | Creatures without flying can't attack.
Shurtal: Bazornga Surge
matthaus_c:
@hypethos neither 
Avawen1312: Looking forward to the longest quarter final by far
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
PhuzNutz: Aven Mindcensor does work in combo heavy meta
EmmaPartlow: @hypethos Nimble Obstructionist, you mean Squirb?
RIHTZ_: !card moat
LRRbot: Moat [2WW] | Enchantment | Creatures without flying can't attack.
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
Fitzpl: eww nadu
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature — Snake Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
Manwedraithancaranfin: I've got a small playgroup that does Canlander, and I managed to take down our year-end tourney with Sultai Ramp-Control, so I want to see Chris win it all here.
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
Reymond Kira: Paradox v aggro would be kind of interesting to watch, but that would also get boring real quick I think
Bookslinger Monty: (I am a sore watcher/spectactor)
James Norman: Is it single or double elim?
Bookslinger Monty: I believe single?
Reymond Kira: single elim
Slagomancer: one of these days the Food Fight will get figured out and it'll make a Top 8 (huffing copium)
Reymond Kira: is food fight Abzan or Golgari now?
Oops all “Oops, all “Oops, all “Oops, all: Abzan, it needs all the hobbits real bad iirc
Christopher Peterson: Turnt up for what
Slagomancer: I applaud Serge for trying to make it happen but it really has glaring issues currently
Bookslinger Monty: Which is more egregious, Naduu or oppressive Azorius?
Bookslinger Monty: I can't root for Azorius for personal reasons, but rooting for Naduu feels dirty
LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
Slagomancer: Blue White are merely the fun police, Nadu is a jerk
LRRbot: Moat [2WW] | Enchantment | Creatures without flying can't attack.
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your …
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature — Snake Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell …
Nonregional: Yeah, Nadu is a menace. Too much toughness on a value engine that combos with a ham sandwich
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LRRbot: Gifts Ungiven [3U] | Instant | Search your library for up to four cards with different names and reveal them. Target opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle.
matthaus_c: Gifts in this deck sets up the whole combo where Int doesn't
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aridos: Spencer taking advantage of Survival of the Fittest unpointing, that's neat
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: spider twink
LRRbot: Sylvan Safekeeper [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
shortieXV: I have never seen this format in my life. is it too late for me to follow along? lol
matthaus_c: not at all, just starting the round
Teslamat: @shortieXV not at all
TXC2: !canlander
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
marchofpain: @shortieXV It's never too late to join
Diabore: !canlander
letsbelgo: Ohh, chris needs card assistance?
xantos69: !uptime
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SittingOx: may i ask what the things on the table are?
Teslamat: @SittingOx sure
LRRbot: Hedge Maze | Land — Forest Island | Hedge Maze enters tapped. / When Hedge Maze enters, surveil 1.
Ilyusion: Magic the gathering cards, its probably an abacus
Izztar: @SittingOx they help hold the cards for Chris
SittingOx: @Teslamat oh you
hypethos: @SittingOx looks like card holders to hold the hand
Ilyusion: ohh they hold cards
SittingOx: ooohhh i've never seen them
LRRbot: Hallowed Fountain | Land — Plains Island | As Hallowed Fountain enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. / Escape—{G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.
geckoinasuit: i need like 20 of those holy crap
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
S33bs: heads up count : 5
TXC2: like the tile holders from scrabble
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Shuko [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Equip {0}
LRRbot: Nomads en-Kor [W] | Creature — Kor Nomad Soldier [1/1] | {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Nomads en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.
RocknGrohlNerd: that is slander shuko and nomads are part of balanced breakfast
LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | Meticulous Archive enters tapped. / When Meticulous Archive enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Brainsurge [2U] | Instant | Draw four cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
EmmaPartlow:
As someone who's new to Canlander (but not new to Magic), this commentary is great. Good to get an idea of context. Keep it up!
aridos: Is it impolite to ask why there's two people on Chris Sutherland's side?
letsbelgo: Needing the card holders is unfortunate. But having someone draw and shuffle for you is like having a real life mtg arena.
warkr0: UW checkland
letsbelgo: Like having a shuffling squire if you play nexus
argetbrisingr: glacial fortress?
questioningphelddagrif: glacial chasm
RocknGrohlNerd: @argetbrisingr yes
LRRbot: Glacial Fortress | Land | Glacial Fortress enters tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
questioningphelddagrif: lol fortress I meant
LRRbot: Gifts Ungiven [3U] | Instant | Search your library for up to four cards with different names and reveal them. Target opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and …
Reymond Kira: you don't have to root for either of them
Bookslinger Monty: I think I'll just stay an unbiased spectator
Slagomancer: and the value feels like a template mistake rather than just the power of the card
Slagomancer: Gifts Ungiven my beloved
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Sylvan Safekeeper [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
LRRbot: Hedge Maze | Land — Forest Island | Hedge Maze enters tapped. / When Hedge Maze enters, surveil 1.
Bookslinger Monty: The Fun Police is most definitely on the scene
LRRbot: Hallowed Fountain | Land — Plains Island | As Hallowed Fountain enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LRRbot: Uro, Titan of Nature's Wrath [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant [6/6] | When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped. / Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then …
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Shuko [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Equip {0}
LRRbot: Nomads en-Kor [W] | Creature — Kor Nomad Soldier [1/1] | {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Nomads en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.
LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | Meticulous Archive enters tapped. / When Meticulous Archive enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Brainsurge [2U] | Instant | Draw four cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Glacial Fortress | Land | Glacial Fortress enters tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
argetbrisingr: hell yeah
CastleOtranto: Rats, I forgot this was today. Oh well, still time to see some Powerful Magic.
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature — Snake Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
as_ever_ellesandra: I much prefer this printing of glacial fortress
argetbrisingr: those arts are cool, but *very* simple
TheWormbo: @aridos look at how he handles cards, he needs someone to handle the deck for him
Snowcookies: @aridos For accessibility reasons
RocknGrohlNerd: oh black betty, ramunap
Teslamat: @aridos assistance/accessibility
AllTheWeasels: @CastleOtranto highly recommend catching the earlier games when you have time
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
adambomb625: "fair ramunap"
374 raiders from Amazonian have joined!
CastleOtranto: @AllTheWeasels Will do!
TXC2: hello Raiders !
chriswr5: omg welcome raiders
aridos: Oh okay, I assumed he was just being stylish at first.
Amazonian: I heard there were Canadians in here
argetbrisingr: raid!
LRRbot: Enlightened Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
hypethos: hi raider friends
XivXiyan: @Amazonian maybe a few
Scarbble: @Amazonian at least a few
YakkShakk221B: It's heartening to see Chris back playing, I know he was in the hospital for quite some time.
Teslamat:
raidrs
adambomb625: @Amazonian Canadians don't exist
TXC2: Powerful Candaians
SittingOx: despite the name, there is more than one canadian
LRRbot: Back to Basics [2U] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
Pintyhet: Rooting for Chris here big time.
YakkShakk221B: that is a gorgeous back to basics fs
Pintyhet: not a fan of the bird and I’m old so gotta go for the classic control.
geckoinasuit: oh man i want that back to basics
qzzyozzy: i want to go on record in favour of chris' basics choice
deathofspam: @YakkShakk221B Yeah, my only issue is that it reads green visually
Christmas666_: lets goooo
letsbelgo: that back to basics is only 8$
letsbelgo: gettem
matthaus_c: hell yeah the funky SLD B2B
YakkShakk221B: Ohh because of the tree @deathofspam that's fair
aridos: It reads more white than green to me
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
EmmaPartlow: @aridos Same
robin_sorensen: THE TROPHY IS IN THE BUILDING!!!
Sevinon: It really just doesn't feel like B2B does anything here
LRRbot: Field of the Dead | Land | Field of the Dead enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / Whenever Field of the Dead or another land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
shortieXV: are proxies allowed for any insanely pricey cards?
RocknGrohlNerd:
@robin_sorensen oh pog 
deathofspam: @YakkShakk221B Yeah, more the tree and nothing feeling particularly blue in the art. Regardless though, the art is beautiful
Teslamat: @shortieXV yes
matthaus_c: @shortieXV yeah, the community is super proxy positive
RIHTZ_: !card back to basics
LRRbot: Back to Basics [2U] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
shortieXV: heck yea
Manwedraithancaranfin: Field is So Good. That's how I
Manwedraithancaranfin: ve won a lot of my games recently
wifi12345678910: What's the thing Chris has on his board?
matthaus_c: if you intend on playing at a Canlander Weekly in your LGS, be sure to ask about their proxy policy
Sevinon: Back to Basics
wifi12345678910: I can't read the card
wifi12345678910: oh
TXC2: wifi12345678910 it's to hold his cards for him
FurthestChunk: that's a back to basics??
matthaus_c: sure is
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Plains | Basic Snow Land — Plains |
TXC2: FurthestChunk it's from a secret lair
FurthestChunk:
actually no i am 100% against secret lairs now
Teslamat: @FurthestChunk yes the secret lair one
Sevinon: Chris' choices were not focused on legibility to the audience
matthaus_c:
style IS substance 
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When Ranger-Captain of Eos enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice Ranger-Captain of Eos: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
LRRbot: Nomads en-Kor [W] | Creature — Kor Nomad Soldier [1/1] | {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Nomads en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature — Snake Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Enlightened Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
LRRbot: Back to Basics [2U] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
TheGcsmith: Does Chris have dexterity issues?
Slagomancer: woah I usually am an old man about alternate arts but that Back to Basics is great.
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
LRRbot: Field of the Dead | Land | Field of the Dead enters tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / Whenever Field of the Dead or another land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands with different names, c…
Rick Vance: Chris was in the hospital there was a LRR charity tournament about it a couple years ago
Bookslinger Monty: Oh shoot, had no idea
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Plains | Basic Snow Land — Plains |
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When Ranger-Captain of Eos enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it i…
Robin Pichon: damn absolute gigachad
LRRbot: Nomads en-Kor [W] | Creature — Kor Nomad Soldier [1/1] | {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Nomads en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.
BobTheLob: Does anyone have decklists?
matthaus_c: !decklists
skagx: just joined what are those curved things in front of Chris?
hypethos: card holders
matthaus_c: card holders
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When Ranger-Captain of Eos enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice Ranger-Captain of Eos: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Eldritch Evolution [1GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Exile Eldritch Evolution.
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
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LRRbot: Nomads en-Kor [W] | Creature — Kor Nomad Soldier [1/1] | {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Nomads en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.
hypethos: all aboard the nadu train
LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
iPsyop: Chris untaps and sunfalls lol..
Teslamat: the conveyor belt
unbanjitte: love when the nadu grid comes out lmao
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
Diabore: game over
LRRbot: Chord of Calling [XGGG] | Instant | Convoke / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
circusofkirkus:
matthaus_c: unbelievably hot sequence
RandomTrivia: Yikes that is a good set of hits
GenghisPrawn1: Nadoomering for UW
YakkShakk221B: jeez
Sevinon: That's probably it
joelmtgg: yea looks like a gg
CillitBangx: what damage is he redirecting?
Vandristine: none
LRRbot: Springheart Nantuko [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Insect Monk [1/1] | Bestow {1}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if Springheart Nantuko is attached to a creature you control. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. If you didn't create a token this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
baskwalla: Nadun’t
unbanjitte: 0
Vandristine: but it still targets
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
matthaus_c: he doesn't need any damage to be happening
ThePCrowl: Come on good ol UW! 💪
hypethos: is wastleanding the cradle a good idea here
praxisispraxis: thats game for sure
Sevinon: And still has Cradle
matthaus_c: the en-Kor ability works sort of like a promissory thing for the next damage that would be dealt
DromarX: he already attacked this turn
praxisispraxis: does he play any loop to kill?
matthaus_c: you can kill with an Endurance and Grist loop
Timagio: is Chris doing OK? He looks a little red-faced
Bookslinger Monty: I will say, the level of mindgames going on must be so intense
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When Ranger-Captain of Eos enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it i…
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Eldritch Evolution [1GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrifi…
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your …
LRRbot: Nomads en-Kor [W] | Creature — Kor Nomad Soldier [1/1] | {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Nomads en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.
LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+…
a a: Congratulations! Your SNAKE evolved into BIRD!
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
Cai: oof
Bookslinger Monty: Not an entirely faulty lineage line
LRRbot: Chord of Calling [XGGG] | Instant | Convoke / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Gareth Fell: This is activating my Hot Bird Summer modern trauma
LRRbot: Springheart Nantuko [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Insect Monk [1/1] | Bestow {1}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if Springheart…
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as …
Bookslinger Monty: Man, that Ranger-captain really puts in work
eleventy earl: can we see the lists somewhere?
Bookslinger Monty: I believe they're linked in the description
Maximilian: damn the studio making this look so professional
jrhwhite: I didn't know Tom Selleck played CanLander?!
unbanjitte: hawaii 1-0
letsbelgo: spencer looks like a nadu player. Look at that dastardly man
TXC2: Timagio he's fine, it's just the lighting
BrowneePointz: That is a dapper stache how dare
RocknGrohlNerd:
@jrhwhite 
Manwedraithancaranfin: Heartbreak not having a counter for the Eldritch Evolution
Timagio: @TXC2 I suppose it must be, it's giving him that fever-like sheen
RandomTrivia: @Manwedraithancaranfin Ranger-Captain was sacrificed earlier in the turn
BrowneePointz: Okay stick with me chat
BrowneePointz: Chris is Canadian Hugh Jackman
marchofpain: @Manwedraithancaranfin Ranger Captain of Eos locked out normal counterspells
BrowneePointz: tell me I'm wrong
BrowneePointz: we stan
Timagio: @BrowneePointz You're wrong
theymerLoviatar: @BrowneePointz and we'll never go hungry again?
matthaus_c: I thought Hugh Jackman was canadian
kaareendrup: !decklists
50keyz: Magnum G-PI
wristwatchmark: Hugh Jackman is Canadian
Timagio: Southern Canadian
Manwedraithancaranfin: @RandomTrivia ah, rough
TXC2: Hugh Jackman is Aussie
ComradeMik: @matthaus_c This is a grave insult to Australians.
BrowneePointz: @matthaus_c he's south canadian. south SOUTH canadian
letsbelgo: @Timagio thats subsurface scattering, like when you put your fingers in front of a light and see red
RandomTrivia: @Timagio I won't say anything for certain until I hear Chris singing
TXC2: !decklists
matthaus_c:
ahhh I see
kaareendrup: @TXC2 thanks!
matthaus_c: Wolverine overriding my perception of the man
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Savannah | Land — Forest Plains |
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | Meticulous Archive enters tapped. / When Meticulous Archive enters, surveil 1.
theblakdeth: Who is the other person playing with Chris?
aridos: playing flood plain but not otawara seems crazy but i'm not the one who got into the quarter finals
matthaus_c: councillor Spencer Kanaka
Timagio: The other Chris @theblakdeth
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LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
giantbeardyface: whole lot of loading and not alot of readying and running
wifi12345678910: It is a nice looking wasteland
LRRbot: Back to Basics [2U] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
Avawen1312: i think that's ponder
as_ever_ellesandra: preordain
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
as_ever_ellesandra: final answer
as_ever_ellesandra: same secret lair
Timagio: Preor-onder
matthaus_c: the secret lair confusion is lovely
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
TXC2:
biblical angel ass preordain
matthaus_c: that Ponder is full of fish! you love fish Ponder!
LRRbot: Seachrome Coast | Land | Seachrome Coast enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
aridos: chris' art certainly has a lot of style
iPsyop: there's not enough spities in this matchup
LRRbot: Fiend Artisan [{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Nightmare [1/1] | This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. / {X}{B/G}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Spell Snare [U] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 2.
matthaus_c: fool of a bird!
LRRbot: Hedge Maze | Land — Forest Island | Hedge Maze enters tapped. / When Hedge Maze enters, surveil 1.
unbanjitte: we need chris on a new Aesthetics episode of north 100
NornsFelidar: saw soul lantern reaskinned as ghost busters ghost prison thing for the first time this weekend. it confused every single person who saw it 🤪
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
Totma: nadu to 1
Bookslinger Monty: Man, Chris is not looking great, strong of him to play anyway
OVERKiLL!: 🔹️🔹️🔹️🔷️💙
OVERKiLL!: these events are always done so well
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Savannah | Land — Forest Plains |
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | Meticulous Archive enters tapped. / When Meticulous Archive enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
OVERKiLL!: how much have i missed?
LRRbot: Back to Basics [2U] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
Slagomancer: 3 quarterfinals are done
Bookslinger Monty: A far more sedate start so far
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
Simon Wiklund: For this match, Nadu did Nadu things G1
OVERKiLL!: thank you @Slagomancer
Scott Urquhart: who is helping Chris
LRRbot: Seachrome Coast | Land | Seachrome Coast enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
Simon Wiklund: I was thinking the same? other local magic player?
LRRbot: Fiend Artisan [{B/G}{B/G}] | Creature — Nightmare [1/1] | This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard. / {X}{B/G}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Search your library for a cre…
LRRbot: Spell Snare [U] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 2.
LRRbot: Hedge Maze | Land — Forest Island | Hedge Maze enters tapped. / When Hedge Maze enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
DromarX: ancestral!
LRRbot: Wrath of the Skies [XWW] | Sorcery | You get X {E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Destroy each artifact, creature, and enchantment with mana value less than or equal to the amount of {E} paid this way.
aridos: let's go unpointed spellseeker
LRRbot: Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
matthaus_c:
play Concentrate
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
TXC2:
NornsFelidar one would think you'd save such art for an O ring effect
matthaus_c: oooh, setting up Terminus
unbanjitte: ancestral in hand maybe?
iPsyop: it sets up miracle nonsense
LRRbot: Chord of Calling [XGGG] | Instant | Convoke / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Gifts Ungiven [3U] | Instant | Search your library for up to four cards with different names and reveal them. Target opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle.
circusofkirkus: why was mystical put on top?
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | [+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / [0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / [−1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / [−12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
TXC2: I wonder if Chris has a system to where he puts his cards
Timagio: It's Jake Bellend!
FurthestChunk: oh god you can't hit me with Tha Gatherin, Ben
LRRbot: Floodfarm Verge | Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Add {U}. Activate only if you control a Plains or an Island.
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
LRRbot: Nomads en-Kor [W] | Creature — Kor Nomad Soldier [1/1] | {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Nomads en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.
LRRbot: Helping Hand [W] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
JadedTrekkie: !decklists
jrhwhite: Chris can give him nadu and recommission to stop the combo fully getting into play next turn without a mox
Sevinon: WPA there
PhuzNutz: @TXC2 I would guess not. Oppoo could decipher what he's holding then.
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
LRRbot: Recommission [1W] | Sorcery | Return target artifact or creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If a creature enters this way, it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
TXC2: PhuzNutz what I wondered
DromarX: looks like he might have the kor in hand?
jrhwhite: think you just give him both threats instead of discount on the threats
PhuzNutz: my great-grandma had a "system" and it was to put them where there was room so nobody ever knew what she was holding
PhuzNutz: And a lot of shit talking
FurthestChunk: your great-grandma's a magic player?
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
PhuzNutz: Not Mtg, just card games
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with mana value 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, the…
LRRbot: Wrath of the Skies [XWW] | Sorcery | You get X {E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. Destroy each artifact, creature, and enchantment with mana value less than or equal to the amount of {E} paid t…
LRRbot: Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Simon Wiklund: used to do a similar job a few years ago, and learning the motions of how to play magic for a job sounds daunting, but not out of the question
Poiri: They said at the start of the match that the helper is a local highlander player named Shen (I assume that’s how it’s spelled)
LRRbot: Chord of Calling [XGGG] | Instant | Convoke / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Gifts Ungiven [3U] | Instant | Search your library for up to four cards with different names and reveal them. Target opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and …
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | [+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / [0]: Draw th…
LRRbot: Floodfarm Verge | Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Add {U}. Activate only if you control a Plains or an Island.
Bookslinger Monty: The fact that Gifts Ungiven is instant is just insane
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your …
LRRbot: Nomads en-Kor [W] | Creature — Kor Nomad Soldier [1/1] | {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Nomads en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.
Simon Wiklund: that's incredible😁 awesome people helping other awesome people play magic
LRRbot: Helping Hand [W] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Slagomancer: I love Blue Magic so much
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If…
LRRbot: Recommission [1W] | Sorcery | Return target artifact or creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If a creature enters this way, it enters with an additional +1/…
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
iPsyop: upkeep misty t.
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
TheMerricat: Chat, just joining. What are the two object in the upper side of Chris's field?
Sevinon: Interesting lowing the Mystical where op turn Terminus is one of the Nadu answers off an instant cantrip
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
TXC2: TheMerricat card holders
AllTheWeasels: @TheMerricat card holders
TheMerricat:
Thanks chat!
FurthestChunk: okay i at least recognise that swords but that's because it's the one on arena
FurthestChunk: well, the one i use on arena, at least
accountmadeforants: Definitely my favourite Swords art, I also use it on Arena yeah
unbanjitte: its a modal card
PiPie__: swords does cost mana to cast
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
unbanjitte: could be sword could be mana tithe
PhuzNutz: @FurthestChunk I always loved it when she would move a card after the bid to indicate she had the left bower when I had both in my hand.
matthaus_c: they're gonna miss on the Throne and you're not gonna be any better off for it
iPsyop: christ needs to tap the mana for swords
LRRbot: Abhorrent Oculus [2U] | Creature — Eye [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile six cards from your graveyard. / Flying / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, manifest dread.
iPsyop: chris ***
chriswr5: the ocky waayyy
jrhwhite: he needs to pay mana for the swords
DromarX: judge
Dmc3628: behold eyeball
Flyingdelorion: BIG EYE!
maybesomehandfunlater: did he pay for StP?
Juliamon:
Sevinon: I'm guessing the missed tap won't actually matter here...
FurthestChunk: my favourite swords art is actually begrudgingly the 40k one, but that's just because I think a tank turned into a combine harvester is Cool
iPsyop: there he goes
PhuzNutz: ba-ba-ba-ba-believe in the great big eyeball in the sky
Avawen1312: Nice Sand Warrior Manifest
matthaus_c: I'm basic, Plow with the Milton flavour text all day
TXC2: LRR does baby!
TXC2: !clips
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LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
AgentWynter:
Timagio: Lurmtig always got ya covered.
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
PhuzNutz: What they don't have is Servo tokens (:
FurthestChunk: putting trenton back in the YJ closet to spend time with unsold commander decks
ghyllnox: Thanks to one Ben Ulmer!
iPsyop: nadu pass ??? oof
mamaangel423: They're called LoadingReadyRun not LoadingUnpreparedRun
aridos: Someone get Trenton some medicine, developing a little bit of foot in mouth disease
Sevinon: If that's what he had, feels like going for the en-kor line off Gift's might have been necessary
Pharmacistjudge:
PhuzNutz: @mamaangel423 I feel like there's a playmat design in there (: nice
Sevinon: Since I think he had the mana with the Vista in hand, right?
matthaus_c: sometimes you cast three Recalls and are just aghast at how you died
Timagio: So why is the Nadu deck into smelly Bant?
Hemlecten: where are the lists?
PhuzNutz: !decklists
Hemlecten: Thanks!
predrag11: The ol reliable
unbanjitte: a second manifest token has hit the towers
aridos: Two manifest tokens? LRR has it all!
LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
Juliamon: Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
JadedTrekkie: ????
nevyn666: 2? in this economy?
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Octagone: Come on terminus
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If…
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Bookslinger Monty: Terminus would be brutal
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Bookslinger Monty: I won a draft pod waaaay back thanks two two Terminus
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Abhorrent Oculus [2U] | Creature — Eye [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile six cards from your graveyard. / Flying / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, manifest dread.
John Smith: how do we see the decklists?
Robin Pichon: did he pay for the plowshares?
Octagone: He did now
Robin Pichon: yep, just making sure
Simriel: hello Chat. who the first three quarter finals
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your …
Alchemical Panda: LRR - We have that token... somewhere
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
Bookslinger Monty: Golgari, Rakdos, Paradox
Bloody_Orchid: i saw rakdos versus czech pile
John Smith: !decks
LRRbot: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower [1G] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [2/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {3}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+…
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
TXC2: 2 feet? most have to pay for that
LRRbot: Abhorrent Oculus [2U] | Creature — Eye [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile six cards from your graveyard. / Flying / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, manifest dread.
Pharmacistjudge: at SCG, they have enough that I made sequential numbered manafest tokens (which technically you need)
ExachixKitsune: the tokens are doing good work. The things they represent in the game state less so
LRRbot: Chord of Calling [XGGG] | Instant | Convoke / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
moseph_jedi: are the things in the top right holding Chris's hand?
PhuzNutz: Like a WU deck hasn't manifested a cheap flyer
Timagio: Oh so it's 4C only for Grist, I see.
TXC2: moseph_jedi yes
Teslamat: @moseph_jedi yes
moseph_jedi: that's interesting
LRRbot: Nomads en-Kor [W] | Creature — Kor Nomad Soldier [1/1] | {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Nomads en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.
TXC2: here comes the nadu Grid
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
unbanjitte:
not on containment priest
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
DromarX: the infamous nadu grid
LRRbot: Eladamri's Call [GW] | Instant | Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
SeiichiSin:
Just got back from running AFK, and seeing the player aids being used to help someone play magic professionally here makes me so happy to see. 
Always so happy to see how inclusive this community is.
PhuzNutz: So with Nomads, a Bolt is three Nadu triggers for {R}?
Sevinon: It feels like it would have been managable to win through the Bill, right?
Obos_TAB: It's that paper for keeping track of trigger counts?
Dmc3628: yeah the nadu converyor belt
BurgerGamer: nomad doesn't need damage to activate its ability
TXC2: Obos_TAB yes
Teslamat: @Obos_TAB yes
noctelepusx: I still have 9 copies (laminated) of the Nadu meter
marchofpain: @PhuzNutz With nomads and Nadu and nothing else, you get 4 triggers. No actions need to be taken other than activating Nomads
Teslamat: !card Nomads en-Kor
LRRbot: Nomads en-Kor [W] | Creature — Kor Nomad Soldier [1/1] | {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Nomads en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.
Timagio: I always felt that 3 rectangles would have been better for a Nadu playzone
KeytarCat: !card nadu
LRRbot: Did you mean: Nadu, Winged Wisdom; A-Nadu, Winged Wisdom
TXC2: nomads just targets, no need for damage to happen first
KeytarCat: uh
LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
argetbrisingr: wow lrrbot
flatluigi: !card Nadu, Winged Wisdom
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
accountmadeforants: @KeytarCat A-* is the Arena version, probably
Rodzos:
yes, the alchemy version specifically please
KeytarCat: tyty
PhuzNutz: @BurgerGamer It can only be activated once per critter unless there is damage though, right?
LRRbot: Pre-War Formalwear [2W] | Artifact — Equipment | When Pre-War Formalwear enters, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach Pre-War Formalwear to it. / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance. / Equip {3}
BobTheLob: @PhuzNutz nope
Teslamat: @KeytarCat the A- is for the arena 'fixed' version
matthaus_c: @PhuzNutz no
TXC2:
Alchemy: because Gods forbid we just ban a card
BurgerGamer: @PhuzNutz no, nomads redirects the next damage it would take, it doesn't have to have damage coming at it to activate
LRRMTG_Judge:
Nomads makes a 1 damage redirection shield on activation.
LRRbot: Hedge Maze | Land — Forest Island | Hedge Maze enters tapped. / When Hedge Maze enters, surveil 1.
r10pez10: powerful magic
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
LRRbot: Sylvan Safekeeper [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
unbanjitte: nadu 0 to 1 coming son to a theatre near you
argetbrisingr: this board is wild
Obos_TAB: Does the baby deck go for the win on this turn, or next turn?
chriswr5: olle my beloved
borisdarker: !decks
kaareendrup: Wow magic is so cool
Obos_TAB: Nadu. Not baby
Teslamat: !decklists
TXC2: !decklists
brieandbacon: decklist
matthaus_c: it could kill this turn, but it needs some hot hits
spawnofhastur: harsh mentor would be nice here
matthaus_c: well, no longer possible this turn
TXC2: it's shocking to me how cracked bill is
justalog96: Damn, just tuning in and this is great coverage. A+ to the team!
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
qzzyozzy: take an l or and L
PhuzNutz: Oh that Strand looks good
Manwedraithancaranfin: As a control aficionado who might be having a Nadu deck show up in their meta soon, I'm gonna have to go back and rewatch this game. It seems like the whole game is "don't let Nadu land on the board".
Avawen1312: Recall spotted
Sevinon: @Manwedraithancaranfin Or graveyars
BandsWithLegends: needed jace to die to have the mana left over
LRRbot: Chord of Calling [XGGG] | Instant | Convoke / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: @Manwedraithancaranfin it's complicated, for sure. you have to tow the line between preventing the combo and holding back their midrange plan
Obos_TAB: Is this calendar tournament proxy friendly (not asking if anything on the table is a proxy, just wondering in general)
TXC2: Obos_TAB yes
unbanjitte: i believe so
tenkapitaan: why is there so many hands on one side of table?
Obos_TAB: Neat
unbanjitte: nadu
Hinnybin: @tenkapitaan revealed cards in hand
as_ever_ellesandra: @tenkapitaan Chris has a hands assistant
unleashenlightenment: didn’t we already draw?
tenkapitaan: thx
Timagio: Man Nadu is such a card.
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Endurance [1GG] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/4] | Flash / Reach / When Endurance enters, up to one target player puts all the cards from their graveyard on the bottom of their library in a random order. / Evoke—Exile a green card from your hand.
LRRbot: Sylvan Safekeeper [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
PhuzNutz: @Timagio Yeah, I predict it'll go to two points next update. Possibly 3 later too
S33bs:
a judgment call
LRRbot: Merchant Scroll [1U] | Sorcery | Search your library for a blue instant card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
TheMisplayMaster: it’s exceptionally rare for a card to skip up the points list like that
qzzyozzy: @PhuzNutz 0% it goes straight from 0 to 2
nan_de_mo_nai: nadu probably doesn't even go to 1
LRRbot: Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
lgtm_diego_prk: this kids
lgtm_diego_prk: 😂
Timagio: @lgtm_diego_prk What
Obos_TAB: !terminus
matthaus_c: Nadu doesn't have the winrate of Breach of Thoracle, it sure won't shoot up points like that
matthaus_c: !card terminus
LRRbot: Terminus [4WW] | Sorcery | Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries. / Miracle {W}
TheMisplayMaster: I think it will likely end up a point. Nadu is extremely powerful and is gaining wins
PhuzNutz: Yeah, I mistakenly thought it got a point last update.
wifi12345678910: shrimple
LRRbot: Hallowed Fountain | Land — Plains Island | As Hallowed Fountain enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
r10pez10: everyone point at nadu
LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Blossoms enters, draw a card.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Last year's championship was won by a Time Vault drawn from the top of the deck.
LRRbot: Fauna Shaman [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | {G}, {T}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Meticulous Archive | Land — Plains Island | Meticulous Archive enters tapped. / When Meticulous Archive enters, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
ExachixKitsune: Sometimes your outs are your opponent misplaying. gotta play to it
flateric_: We need to drop points on more blue cards so the blue piles finally get some help.
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Sevinon: Oh, with the Karakas he can double Nadu triggers, huh.
cmdrud87: You might almost call it... an evil eyee
99dcwolf:
Yay, made it home from work before the finals! 
Scarbble: the bad peeper
TXC2: 30?!
Sevinon: Opens it up to counterspell, but yeah
Timagio: The suboptimal photon receptor
LRRbot: Summoner's Pact [0] | Instant | Search your library for a green creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {2}{G}{G}. If you don't, you lose the game.
matthaus_c: @TXC2 eyup
DirectorStephanie: @99dcwolf hell yeah
LRRbot: Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
wifi12345678910: Fair, just like the one ring
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @TXC2 Get all the triggers, return Nadu, recast Nadu. Get triggers again.
justalog96: I'm having flashbacks to the last modern pro tour 😭
LRRbot: Springheart Nantuko [1G] | Enchantment Creature — Insect Monk [1/1] | Bestow {1}{G} / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may pay {1}{G} if Springheart Nantuko is attached to a creature you control. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that creature. If you didn't create a token this way, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
TXC2:
Dread_Pirate_Westley blroof
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Sevinon: Spencer doesn't have Thoracle, right?
justalog96: Do we know if Spencer is on Thoracle or is it the Endurance loops?
matthaus_c: Endurance loops
flateric_: land plz
TXC2: !decklists
matthaus_c: Thoracle is a lot of points
LRRbot: Scythecat Cub [1G] | Creature — Cat [2/2] | Trample / Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature instead.
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
matthaus_c:
the game just slipped away from Chris 
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Sevinon: I would if Chris has anything that makes it not deterministic at this point
Alex_Frostfire: I'm liking the very visible process of handling Nadu triggers.
Sevinon: *wonder
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
TheMerricat:
This is wild.
Timagio: LRRbot can not keep up
flateric_: Cub should be doubling counters?
Cptasparagus: richard garfield approved
brieandbacon: Cub only doubles on the second trigger
ImplicitRobin17: Looks just like the recent Modern PT
spawnofhastur: it only doubles once a turn
345tom: I missed what was targetting for free?
YakkShakk221B: Spencer is simply gaming
justalog96: It looks like he spilled his deck lol
strangeVEN0M: Point Nadu, please!
Sevinon: Cub only doubles on exactly second trigger
TXC2: nothing-to-see-here.gif
matthaus_c:
Chris had to brick so many times
silenceaux: Nadu is a fair card
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As Temple Garden enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
Timagio:
@flateric_ Give him a second to manhandle all those cards
PhuzNutz: Durddle badge unlocked
aridos: chris has got this, boomer magic can survive this
aridos: surely
strangeVEN0M: What's the reason Nadu ISN'T pointed?
hip_hip__:
give nadu 10 points 
justalog96: Emergency Nadu pointing? Lol
hypethos: he's not misrepresenting the board state but like also what the actual hell
faplord___: Maybe it's good they banned nadu..
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
matthaus_c: Nadu doesn't have the results to be pointed
NornsFelidar: that's what modern looked like up until a month ago
matthaus_c: Nadu has as much presence in the Canlander Winner's Archive over the last year as Jund
Sevinon: I mean, it might actually be deterministic given the number of lands + karaks+ creatures in hand
matthix590: I understand not scooping since there's no downside, but is there actually an out here?
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard Boseiju, Who Endures: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
CCpyro_: what a board
heartofgoldfish: what game is spencer playing
Timagio: Does Chris have a Farewell in hand?
LRRbot: Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Forest in addition to its other land types.
Timagio: Oh
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
TXC2: winrate should not be the be all, end all of why a card should be banned
whiteravenlord: Plus with the easy way for Nadu being able to win being 7 points, its a bit tricky to point Nadu when if you mess up you could be just dead
Timagio: GG!
Sevinon: ok, I'll have to catch the semis on the VOD. ggs
DirectorStephanie:
GGs friends!
Teslamat:
aridos: boomer magic'll pull through next time
YakkShakk221B: o7 Nadu is an abomination but this is the format for abominations
Rodzos: gg
YakkShakk221B: GG's
matthaus_c: @TXC2 in this format you do need results. pointing based on emotional experience is not a thing the community has wanted to see
spawnofhastur: At least Psychic Frog kills you quickly.
99dcwolf: Ooo, two very dapper fellows right there
DirectorStephanie: ^
matthaus_c: Nadu has also done something highly desirable for the format in reintroducing Creature Combo to several metagames
TXC2: right chat It's late and I need to shower, so goodnight and thanks for streaming LRR
matthaus_c: the archetype had been dead since ~2019
DirectorStephanie:
@txc2 
Teslamat: @TXC2 seeya
RandomTrivia:
Night TXC2, take care! 
aridos: paradox was over in a snap
TristalMTG: oh, I just built paradox this week, wonder how close their list is
PhuzNutz: @matthaus_c Wheeler has a really through explanation on pointing cards from the last update. Definitely recommend checking out the Vod
matthaus_c: @PhuzNutz I'm aware.
aridos: !decklists
Arakasi01: 2c decks? In 2025?
aridos: jason really out here playing thrun the last troll
fr8g2: @Arakasi01 UHM, can't you read? "ugh". it CLEARLY says 2024 championship
aridos: powerful
Arakasi01: @fr8g2 Mmm yes, my bad, my bad
spawnofhastur: GUT GUT GUT
matthaus_c: real anti-blue hours on thrun
spawnofhastur: in this house we stan gut
matthaus_c:
mox start into gut? 
spawnofhastur: I think Mardu is better for Gut than straight Rakdos, but that might just be coz she's best bros with Ajani.
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matthaus_c:
for sure. I've been on the receiving end of a Gut beating out of Mardu Tokens, and it's not pretty
matthaus_c: love to see it though
spawnofhastur: dope, Carnage Interpreter too
aridos: Cameron on Slimefoot and Squee, fun stuff
spawnofhastur: One card I'm a little surprised isn't in the Rakdos list is Death-Greeter's Champion
matthaus_c: @aridos last minute inclusion believe it or not
aridos: i definitely believe that
loorff: !decklist
spawnofhastur: ursine monstrosity not being in the jund list is also sad but i understand that all of my pet cards can't be in every deck.
loorff: frick wghats the command
Juliamon: sub-only
Juliamon: !decks
matthaus_c: !decklist
micalovits: !decklist
loorff: ah ok thank u
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Timagio:
Bourgeois privilege
micalovits:
For next time
spawnofhastur: Remember Werebear? This is him now (Ursine Monstrosity)
loorff:
@micalovits oh my god thank you!!!!!
KeytarCat: I love this community 🥰
bagfullofbees: ^
DEATHlikescats: ^
XivXiyan: ^
Microman900: ^
matthaus_c: LET'S GO
matthaus_c: it's the Robin round!
YakkShakk221B: Mr. Sorenson may I have your jacket please
thraximore:
ThePCrowl: Look at that beaut!
loorff: damn he's fly
ghizmou: it's great to have you mr sorensen
KWardJenx: Yes! The man. The Myth. The Legend himself.
aridos: THE robin sorensen
DirectorStephanie:
Ilyusion: Thank you for being here Robin, it's great to have you
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Un-unhinged commentary incoming!
frank_the_great: Those sunglasses give of "The cooler Danial" vibe
DEATHlikescats: Robin has the most Canadianjacket ever
adamshandy: feeling incredibly hinged right now
Cardune: lol
aridos: everyone else showed up in suits, man rolls in with the leather jacket
Avawen1312: !card whelming
LRRbot: Found 10 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
aridos: powerful
g0blinslide: Yeeeeeeesssss. Im here for it
Shurtal: What a country!
RandomTrivia: The Wheeler-Sorensen commentary is going to be absolutely amazing, cannot wait
DEATHlikescats: I feel henged, but I can’t find my lintel!
A_Dub888: @randomtrivia you’re absolutely amazing
bagfullofbees: ooo, black mold? I hope Alex is watching that match
spawnofhastur: barrowgoyf is a big dumb idiot!
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Price of Progress [1R] | Instant | Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
RandomTrivia:
A_Dub888 D'aww
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: the store champs Saga lmao
LRRbot: Vampiric Tutor [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Metamorphosis Fanatic [4BB] | Creature — Human Cleric [4/4] | Lifelink / When Metamorphosis Fanatic enters, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a lifelink counter on it. / Miracle {1}{B}
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
devoidmelody: really funny version of saga to throw up on coverage
LRRbot: Fire Covenant [1BR] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. / Fire Covenant deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
YakkShakk221B: grumpy dragon
julietaisscared: Let's go, Jason!!
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
spawnofhastur: Pyrogoyf + Fable of the Mirror Breaker is how I want to spend my days
boomtheory13: Go noel
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever Barrowgoyf deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
YakkShakk221B: barrowgoyfs smashing into one another
aridos: Bat beat the barrowgoyf mirror last time
Mattmitchell45: Fire Covenant is what I think of when I think Canlander
spawnofhastur: Broadside Bombo does things very well
YakkShakk221B: twenty four carrots?1 Yippee!!
RandomTrivia:
frank_the_great: Gold and karat?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Who is that 2018 champion on there?
aridos: 2018 was 20 years ago, it's old news
matthaus_c: second only to KBPTL
unbanjitte: talk your shit
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Robin forgot Commander exists. Oh, well.
bagfullofbees: is it just me or is the trophy lopsided?
spawnofhastur: My favourite casual magic format is Judge's Tower. Prferably with alcohol.
gcu_pure_big_mad_boat_man: @Dread_Pirate_Westley lol lmao even
RandomTrivia:
Smooth segue
KWardJenx: Best of the best commenting.
DirectorStephanie: glhf!
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Den of the Bugbear | Land | If you control two or more other lands, Den of the Bugbear enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / {3}{R}: Until end of turn, Den of the Bugbear becomes a 3/2 red Goblin creature with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking." It's still a land.
BlueMechanic: give 'em the clamps
ztghostie: !decks
LRRbot: Hive of the Eye Tyrant | Land | If you control two or more other lands, Hive of the Eye Tyrant enters tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {3}{B}: Until end of turn, Hive of the Eye Tyrant becomes a 3/3 black Beholder creature with menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, exile target card from defending player's graveyard." It's still a land.
LRRbot: Bloodtithe Harvester [BR] | Creature — Vampire [3/2] | When Bloodtithe Harvester enters, create a Blood token. / {T}, Sacrifice Bloodtithe Harvester: Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
aridos: man LOVES d&d
julietaisscared: Fist bump!!
matthaus_c: he's giving Pio rn but just wait for the on curve Gut
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
spawnofhastur: people play pioneer?
DaRuneHS: arent semis ususlly bo5?
unbanjitte: garbage pioneer staples whats the difference
TomfooleryFox: I’ve got a brand new Bloodtithe Harvester and I’ll give you the key! (IYKYK)
RandomTrivia:
Dammit Wheeler 
matthaus_c: it's mogging time
jibkat: what does ammas orcs 1 mean?
bwk789: @tomfooleryfox wirzels
TomfooleryFox: @bwk789 You know!
matthaus_c: @jibkat "Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It’s also an Orc. If you don’t control an Army, create a 0/0 black Orc Army creature token first."
Mr_Horrible: Lyzolda is enjoying her retirement
LRRbot: Mosswood Dreadknight // Dread Whispers | Mosswood Dreadknight [1G] | Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Trample / When Mosswood Dreadknight dies, you may cast it from your graveyard as an Adventure until the end of your next turn. // Dread Whispers [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
bwk789: @tomfooleryfox you uk based enjoying canlander too?
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
kaareendrup: I love Robin's commitment to just talking bs
LRRbot: Voldaren Epicure [R] | Creature — Vampire [1/1] | When Voldaren Epicure enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.
jessicaengle: Hello chat.
LRRbot: Dread Fugue [B] | Sorcery | Cleave {2}{B} / Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it [with mana value 2 or less]. That player discards that card.
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
LRRbot: Vampiric Tutor [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
Mattmitchell45: @kaareendrup Khan's came out and Robin was there on Day 2 with the red, white, and black
matthaus_c: !card metamorphosis
LRRbot: Metamorphosis [G] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Add X mana of any one color, where X is 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.
predrag11: good once in plaz
whiteravenlord: @jessicaengle Hi!
predrag11: play*
MyMalady: !decklist
bwk789: can anyone else hear a bouncing/ knocking in the background occasionally?
LRRbot: Headliner Scarlett [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [3/3] | Haste / When Headliner Scarlett enters, creatures target player controls can't block this turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library face down. You may look at and play that card this turn.
jessicaengle:
CCpyro_:
There's a 1 mana 13/13 too
LRRbot: Mosswood Dreadknight // Dread Whispers | Mosswood Dreadknight [1G] | Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Trample / When Mosswood Dreadknight dies, you may cast it from your graveyard as an Adventure until the end of your next turn. // Dread Whispers [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
KeytarCat: !decklist
whiteravenlord: @jessicaengle How's the day?
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As Overgrown Tomb enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
justalog96: Oh, we are playing standard now babyyyy
LoadingReadyRun: @bwk789 there's a bit of sound from the players in the studio
LRRbot: Stalactite Stalker [B] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [1/1] | Menace / At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Stalactite Stalker. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice Stalactite Stalker: Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is Stalactite Stalker's power.
LRRbot: Metamorphosis Fanatic [4BB] | Creature — Human Cleric [4/4] | Lifelink / When Metamorphosis Fanatic enters, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a lifelink counter on it. / Miracle {1}{B}
spawnofhastur: I really need to play Metamorphosis Fanatic and Volrath's Stronghold together
plichow: Yes you do need to play those together
spawnofhastur: oh shit, hey plichow, how you doin'?
aridos: does the patreon get the full view of noel
Shurtal: pants are a suggestion
spawnofhastur: @plichow i'd ruin it by putting phrexian tower in there too tbh
bwk789: @loadingreadyrun thanks, just realised it’s a motorbike outside my window but didn’t sound too loud through my headphones @
niccus: pants are pointed
frank_the_great: Man, it's wild seeing cards I've never seen before. Sick miracle card
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
plichow: @spawnofhastur survivin 😁 and true tbh you and your tower 😂
LoadingReadyRun:
@bwk789 I afaird I can't help with that
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever Barrowgoyf deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
LRRbot: Long Goodbye [1B] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.
aridos: straight up goyfin it
spawnofhastur: @plichow i'm thinking mono black recurring nightmare midrange. it could be a thing!
r10pez10: aetherdrift isn't real and can't hurt you outside your window
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
spawnofhastur: Somewhere Jacob perks up
matthaus_c: Eternal Struggle mentioned
aridos: i'm still upset they took my boy daretti's sick spider tank
jibkat: l5r!
LRRbot: Blightstep Pathway (back: Searstep Pathway) | Land | {T}: Add {B}.
jibkat: shadowlands for life
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When Grief enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
Shurtal: when did Worf get in here?
ThePCrowl: I miss l5r so much!
LRRbot: Stalactite Stalker [B] | Creature — Goblin Rogue [1/1] | Menace / At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Stalactite Stalker. / {2}{B}, Sacrifice Stalactite Stalker: Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is Stalactite Stalker's power.
theymerLoviatar: at least V:TES yet lives
matthaus_c: love the LKI
predrag11: Skullclamp is quite good with Dreadknight too
spawnofhastur: @aridos Daretti as a tachikoma alter when?
bwk789: @r10pez10 If I see Chandra Akira outside, I’m off
chriswr5: waow da value
aridos: @spawnofhastur we'll get the secret lair one day
Hinnybin: clamp on! *CLAMP CLAMP* clamp off! *CLAMP CLAMP*
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
HiCallMeRusty: !decklist
wifi12345678910: Is the pen trick legal in Canada? It got banned at my LGS
ExachixKitsune: Wheeler's School of Tournament Misconduct
aridos: @wifi12345678910 It's a 1 point manuever
r10pez10: the pen trick is legal but card flicking isn't
LRRbot: Headliner Scarlett [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [3/3] | Haste / When Headliner Scarlett enters, creatures target player controls can't block this turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library face down. You may look at and play that card this turn.
LRRbot: Mosswood Dreadknight // Dread Whispers | Mosswood Dreadknight [1G] | Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Trample / When Mosswood Dreadknight dies, you may cast it from your graveyard as an Adventure until the end of your next turn. // Dread Whispers [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
matthaus_c: if you want a free manoeuver you have to go for the shawinigan handshake, but no one's done that in a decade
LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature — Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When Deep-Cavern Bat enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until Deep-Cavern Bat leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
bagfullofbees: man, how amazing would it be to see mutagenic growth out of a rakdos deck
LRRbot: Takenuma, Abandoned Mire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. / Channel — {3}{B}, Discard Takenuma, Abandoned Mire: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Emperor of Bones [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Noble [2/2] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / {1}{B}: Adapt 2. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Emperor of Bones, put a creature card exiled with Emperor of Bones onto the battlefield under your control with a finality counter on it. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
bwk789: @bagfullofbees the goblins deck had misstep earlier and probably muta growth
bagfullofbees: @bwk789 that's so rad
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
BrowneePointz: No mut
matthaus_c: Goblins was not on Mutagenic Growth, but it does see play in this format
BrowneePointz: but Apostle's Blessing
bwk789: @bagfullofbees also had the white protection spell
ghizmou: how punishing !
bwk789: ah thanks for the confirmation Matt
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
YakkShakk221B: this is Gaming
matthaus_c: usually out of RG Blitz, not unheard of in RDW builds
ExachixKitsune: !card Rakdos Charm
LRRbot: Rakdos Charm [BR] | Instant | Choose one — / • Exile target player's graveyard. / • Destroy target artifact. / • Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.
ExachixKitsune: ha
ExachixKitsune: same joke
CrossXhunteR: 18?
YeetTheRich_: boromir would like a word
Dmc3628: random orcs mowing down everybody
BrowneePointz: orcish archers were very relevant in LotR
baskwalla: They killed Sean Bean
ztghostie: they were literally fodder for Legolas to shoot in Moria
aridos: he's... an elf
wifi12345678910: One of them pings stuff and untaps I think
spawnofhastur: Yeah, these orcs are canonically probably the ones that killed Boromir.
spawnofhastur: Which is a pretty big story beat.
predrag11: The one cypher fan
Marvoleath: His elf eyes can see very far
quton: he probably shoots bows, but not as well as those two random orcs do
Avawen1312: one of them is like Green Zada
da_ninja_monkey: one might say scry
unbanjitte: im not really sure i know why quick reflexes is good
jibkat: Legoass more like
CCpyro_: Oh yea in the book its orcs that kill Boromir, not uruks
jibkat: aaaaaye
tsuuisalie: hidden strings
hypethos: paranoid delusions
unbanjitte: is it just split second?
hd_dabnado: it mills
matthaus_c: Hidden Strings, three times
multeyemeteor: Can Ox
Shurtal: Cypher? Whats the Patriots have to do with this?
Juliamon: Cipher sure is a mechanic of all time
theymerLoviatar: I see what joke Soren made there
GenghisPrawn1: Cipher Insight
spawnofhastur: @Marvoleath Canonically the world is flat for elves so that might explain why, he doesn't have to deal with the curvature of the earth
Voidhawk42: They made up Lurtz (the urukai sergeant who kills boromir), for the movie, but this I head canon bowmasters to be basically him
RandomTrivia: @matthaus_c Found the Lotus player
KeytarCat: Sypher in the FF set, holy shit
as_ever_ellesandra: Whispering Madness
kragmabutch: cipher is great in vega edh
as_ever_ellesandra: Shout Outs to 4c Wheels
RandomTrivia: Call of the Nightwing, the slow, infinite line of 1/1 fliers
LRRMTG_Judge: Stolen Identity - Natedogg
LRRbot: Mosswood Dreadknight // Dread Whispers | Mosswood Dreadknight [1G] | Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Trample / When Mosswood Dreadknight dies, you may cast it from your graveyard as an Adventure until the end of your next turn. // Dread Whispers [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
TristalMTG: Cipher, Trinity's least favorite Magic mechanic
NiftyKris: Let's be real, if you hate Blue you go full-on Seed Time.
hypethos: THRUN
LRRbot: Thrun, the Last Troll [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Troll Shaman [4/4] | This spell can't be countered. / Hexproof / {1}{G}: Regenerate Thrun, the Last Troll.
theamc2000: Thrun
RandomTrivia: The boi is here!
aridos: CAN'T BE COUNTERED BABY
jibkat: How good is, cant be countered on a 4/4?
fr8g2: CANT BE THE TARGET OF SPELLS OR ABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBILITIES
LRRMTG_Judge:
for the record no one is wagering on this match.
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
kragmabutch: @tristalmtg heyyyy nice one
babyspacecadet: thrun the last GOAT
ExachixKitsune: *Chanting* Thrun! Thrun! Thrun!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thrun the last troll, except for all the other trolls.
aridos: noel better get ready for some thrunishment
Mattmitchell45: In between Games, let's head to the Binder Zone!!
theymerLoviatar: @Dread_Pirate_Westley it's about outlasting all the others
LaskoReadsComics: Oh hey, its the Version of Bolt from the $1,000 Proxy Box...
bwk789: I got a Krause for trade Robin
bwk789: krasis
LRRbot: Takenuma, Abandoned Mire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. / Channel — {3}{B}, Discard Takenuma, Abandoned Mire: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
grumpenprole: wizards has printed more trolls after Thrun than before
gama41: barrowgoyf it looks like
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever Barrowgoyf deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
LithelyUnshod: Wheeler and Sorensen much more on the rails this year. We'll see if it holds past game 1.
Diabore: @grumpenprole but how many are on mirrodin
bwk789: we need a game to go for 90 mins for the true unhinged commentary
matthaus_c: Murkbale Regent
aridos: one might call him the overlord of the balemurk
robotichiccoughs: !list
theamc2000: dues of scars
matthaus_c: !decklist
LRRbot: Blackcleave Cliffs | Land | Blackcleave Cliffs enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
grumpenprole: @Diabore they literally printed three last year
theamc2000: helping hand
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DeM0nFiRe:
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
unbanjitte: textless saga
Dog_of_Myth:
aridos: embarrassing, wheeler...
aridos: turn in your badge and your gun
JustAnotherMuffin: I cant beleive they made a textless Saga. Up there with textless Cyptic command
merman_munster: these commentators are way better than the MTG Pro Tour team
ThePCrowl: Slow motion for me
matthaus_c: it's almost like these Highlander players are Cube players too
Mattmitchell45: It's Soulja Slim Sundays here at the Magic Dome!
Hungiton: did noel overpay for takenuma?
LRRbot: Mosswood Dreadknight // Dread Whispers | Mosswood Dreadknight [1G] | Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Trample / When Mosswood Dreadknight dies, you may cast it from your graveyard as an Adventure until the end of your next turn. // Dread Whispers [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
wifi12345678910: @JustAnotherMuffin I like the Textless omnath
LRRbot: Bloated Contaminator [2G] | Creature — Phyrexian Beast [4/4] | Trample / Toxic 1 / Whenever Bloated Contaminator deals combat damage to a player, proliferate.
circusofkirkus:
frostownik: @Hungiton paid 3, then played a taped land
Dmc3628: plenty o beef
theymerLoviatar: Big cards slapping card beef!
aridos: bloated contaminator, didn't know thanksgiving came early this year
ghizmou: is our boy meatier golem in there too?
justalog96: I love this Golgari deck. I should put it together for some jamz
LithelyUnshod: @grumpenprole To be fair, one of those was also Thrun
uberlegen: hi mom
jrhwhite: couple turns and jason gets the shadowspear
YakkShakk221B: hi uberlegen's mom
HadesLeprechaun: was this the match that the previous commentators said could be lightning fast?
yofl: oh brutal
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
AGMLStreams: Hey uberlegen mom
aridos: THRUN NO
aridos: it's over
hypethos: NICE
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Dog_of_Myth:
YakkShakk221B:
RandomTrivia:
Pew pew!
wifi12345678910: he ahd it!
micalovits: That was one hell of a game 1
elias2718: Clap
jibkat:
wifi12345678910: had
DromarX: burnination!
zigboy22: BOLT
JustAnotherMuffin: Clap
RandomTrivia:
ThePCrowl: Smooth
crazycommie87: Chain that bolt!
Cptasparagus: Nadulander
justalog96: Dreadknight is verrrry good in Standard, to be fair haha
BrowneePointz: Last Stand
Voidhawk42: Interstellar would be a great name for a space MTG clone
niccus: interstellar is waiting for the space set
aridos: finally, this is the commentary i came for
bagfullofbees: you know you're in for a good time when Robin starts bringing up a dream he had
justalog96: Yall wanna jam some games of Dunkirk tonight?
grave2057: does anyone remember what episode of friday nights noel was in
Mattmitchell45: What is Magneto's Preferred Time Piece?
ztghostie: You mean gambit's NOT in tenant?!
Ilyusion: Ohhimmabouttomakeanameformyself
gama41: this was the inception of the inception format
mr_mummy23: Man I love playing Oppenheimer
matthaus_c: The Notorious M.O.X.
Mattmitchell45: Robin Jobin Slammerjammer
TheMisplayMaster: if you’re juiceless, you’re useless
LRRbot: Metamorphosis [G] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Add X mana of any one color, where X is 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.
falgar_: Would it be possible to make Robin's mic a bit louder to match Wheeler's volume?
nevyn666: MOX gonna give it to ya
YakkShakk221B: Metamorphosis jumpscare
LRRbot: Dread Fugue [B] | Sorcery | Cleave {2}{B} / Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it [with mana value 2 or less]. That player discards that card.
TheMisplayMaster: the Fugue
LRRbot: Overlord of the Balemurk [3BB] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [5/5] | Impending 5—{1}{B} / Whenever Overlord of the Balemurk enters or attacks, mill four cards, then you may return a non-Avatar creature card or a planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia, the Blade Reforged attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
Serpens77: I never met a morphosis I didn't like
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
aridos: get that monkey!
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Den of the Bugbear | Land | If you control two or more other lands, Den of the Bugbear enters tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / {3}{R}: Until end of turn, Den of the Bugbear becomes a 3/2 red Goblin creature with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking." It's still a land.
YakkShakk221B:
FurthestChunk: one block vertical jump for the ruby
BrowneePointz: I don't think i've ever been more personally attacked than hearing Gambit is a Nolan character
FurthestChunk: how did you feel about tenet there brownee
LRRbot: Mosswood Dreadknight // Dread Whispers | Mosswood Dreadknight [1G] | Creature — Human Knight [3/2] | Trample / When Mosswood Dreadknight dies, you may cast it from your graveyard as an Adventure until the end of your next turn. // Dread Whispers [1B] | Sorcery — Adventure | You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
chimaera24: Standard Golgari all-star
marchofpain: Dreadknight is still seeing Standard play
as_ever_ellesandra: defined the golgari midrange deck more or less
gama41: just a bit
iPsyop: mosswood is a staple in golgari midrange for standard right now
iPsyop: that and glissa sunslayer
Avawen1312: Golgari is struggling in Standard, but plays a lot of Dreadknights
LRRbot: Seasoned Pyromancer [1RR] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When Seasoned Pyromancer enters, discard two cards, then draw two cards. For each nonland card discarded this way, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token. / {3}{R}{R}, Exile Seasoned Pyromancer from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
LRRbot: Nethergoyf [B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Nethergoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Escape—{2}{B}, Exile any number of other cards from your graveyard with four or more card types among them.
LRRbot: Darkbore Pathway (back: Slitherbore Pathway) | Land | {T}: Add {B}.
LRRbot: Preacher of the Schism [2B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [2/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever Preacher of the Schism attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / Whenever Preacher of the Schism attacks while you have the most life or are tied for most life, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
marchofpain: The downside of being one mana. Only counting your graveyard
justalog96: Damn, this is my standard midrange deck haha
CrossXhunteR: also a standard allstar
AllTheWeasels: hell yeah Robin
LRRbot: Smuggler's Copter [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Smuggler's Copter attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. / Crew 1
mr_mummy23: I KNOW THE PIECES FIT
chriswr5: good tool reference
lannersong: I know that combo pieces fit
drewm1022: I WATCHED THEM FALL AWAY
7_hearth: love that one in cube
as_ever_ellesandra: Noel looking like pio, Jason looking like Standard
ImplicitRobin17:
Walla_tv: im so down for tool references
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
Juliamon: !wheeler
LRRbot:
Thank you for having me, it's great to be here.
micalovits: Wheeler is an expert in saying something stupid, but funny
Marvoleath: Robin vs Jobin, commentary by Robin and 'jamin
bwk789: trample dt and lifeline is so awkward
bwk789: to block
drewm1022: Y'know who likes Tool? Peg.
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
r10pez10: peggy hill likes tool?
NornsFelidar: are you saying they robin'&'jamin'?
LRRbot: Seasoned Pyromancer [1RR] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | When Seasoned Pyromancer enters, discard two cards, then draw two cards. For each nonland card discarded this way, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token. / {3}{R}{R}, Exile Seasoned Pyromancer from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.
ghizmou: they win the race, no spoiler for aetherdrift please
Rogueist: !decklists
r10pez10: i yearn for the cup
drewm1022: She's all alone though.
LRRbot: Life // Death | Life [G] | Sorcery | All lands you control become 1/1 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands. // Death [1B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to its mana value.
LRRbot: Snuff Out [3B] | Instant | If you control a Swamp, you may pay 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
DromarX: get to tha choppa!
aridos: blackhawk down is underrated?
LRRbot: Preacher of the Schism [2B] | Creature — Vampire Cleric [2/4] | Deathtouch / Whenever Preacher of the Schism attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink. / Whenever Preacher of the Schism attacks while you have the most life or are tied for most life, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
bwk789: I only found out Tony Scott is Ridley Scott’s brother recently. very different directors but great films nonetheless
as_ever_ellesandra: if lifetotals are tied you get to do both!
as_ever_ellesandra: its great
LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature and you gain 1 life.
GhostValv:
scooze
CrossXhunteR: also, one of those cares about attacking the player specifically, so it won't trigger attacking a planeswalker. weirdo card you have to read every time
iPsyop: MY BOI SCOOZE !
peterred4: Scooze is great on this board
LRRbot: Life // Death | Life [G] | Sorcery | All lands you control become 1/1 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands. // Death [1B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to its mana value.
DromarX: Layla
TheMisplayMaster: Derek and the Dominos
LRRbot: Barrowgoyf [2B] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Deathtouch, lifelink / Barrowgoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1. / Whenever Barrowgoyf deals combat damage to a player, you may mill that many cards. If you do, you may put a creature card from among them into your hand.
aridos: straight up goyfing it
julietaisscared: Let's go, Scooze!!
LRRbot: City of Traitors | Land | When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard Boseiju, Who Endures: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
aridos: let me check your wallet
CrossXhunteR: oof, weird timing
LRRbot: Snuff Out [3B] | Instant | If you control a Swamp, you may pay 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
plichow: Yes field of ruin is the must search
iPsyop: field of ruin and demolition field forces the tutor i believe
matthaus_c: printed in Canlander Legends
plichow: Demolition field is a may
Marvoleath: @iPsyop demo field does not
aridos: better snuff out than in i always say
peterred4: This feels like a turning point
iPsyop: oh is it a may ? damn
Marvoleath: yea, it's "fixed" field
matthaus_c: any Ploogers in chat
enthralimund: Ploooooooooooog
praxisispraxis: og foil snuff out looks so good in person
LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
chriswr5: plooooog
hd_dabnado: ploog-pilled
Legionnaire2017: Big Ploogs
Sibwow: peter pluger steak house
danster222004: I'm plooging rn
ComradeMik: flicking ploogies
Mr_Horrible: Ploogchamp my doogchamp
RandomTrivia: PloogChamp
ipoddodd: so what I'm hearing is that Ploog is really into green little guys
JCpyro: we got decklists?
chriswr5: !decklists
JCpyro: based tyty
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: he Plooged all over those movies
niccus: munching ploog is pointed?!
PipeSmokingOwl: oh dang, Ploog worked on Ralph Bakshi LOTR & wizards lol
hypethos: shouldn't noel be at 10 and jason at 16
aridos: starting to look like we need to point barrowgoyf lads
LRRbot: Sheoldred, the Apocalypse [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Deathtouch / Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Metamorphosis Fanatic [4BB] | Creature — Human Cleric [4/4] | Lifelink / When Metamorphosis Fanatic enters, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a lifelink counter on it. / Miracle {1}{B}
LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature — Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When Deep-Cavern Bat enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until Deep-Cavern Bat leaves the battlefield.
LRRbot: Ivora, Insatiable Heir [1R] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When Ivora, Insatiable Heir enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. / Whenever you discard a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Ivora.
CrossXhunteR: no deadly coverup?
ExachixKitsune: Massacre Girl my beloved
bagfullofbees: I think there's a discrepancy in the life totals, Noel activated the deathrite and he lost 2 life instead of Jason
LRRbot: Mutilate [2BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −1/−1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
aridos: no massacre wurm is a rookie mistake
BurgerGamer: thats an art
matthaus_c: Mutilate is a classic
theymerLoviatar: would you still love Massacre Girl if she were a Massacre Wurm
matthaus_c: Linda Belcher's no good very bad day
YakkShakk221B: bad things it appears
peterred4: Man what awful art
GhostValv: gg
bagfullofbees: the clean 2-0
chimaera24: Rakdos so hot right now
aridos:
couldn't thrun em out
reindeering: what caused noel to shuffle, did they mill over an extra card with the goyf?
CrossXhunteR: rakdos? what is this, pioneer?
99dcwolf: Is Robin rocking the Canadian Tuxedo?
ComradeMik: Is it even really Rakdos without Lightning Skelemental?
matthaus_c: the discrepancy between Rakdos in CHL and Rakdos in Pio/Modern has been so wide for so long, and it's finally closing
LRRbot: Sulfuric Vortex [1RR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Sulfuric Vortex deals 2 damage to that player. / If a player would gain life, that player gains no life instead.
frostownik: it all changed with Stormfist Crusader
r10pez10: theymerLoviatar this is a funny joke
LRRbot: Insult // Injury | Insult [2R] | Sorcery | Damage can't be prevented this turn. If a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead. // Injury [2R] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Injury deals 2 damage to target creature and 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.
drewm1022: Savage.
RandomTrivia:
chimaera24: oof
LaskoReadsComics:
I still think Ben got robbed at the 2019 year end
sporkraptor: ooOOOoooo
ExachixKitsune: wow lrrbot/paul
RandomTrivia: Sorensen casts Murder
bleach_cocktail: Striaght for the throat lol
theymerLoviatar: @r10pez10 thank
DapperKoala2: Is this a tournament or a roast?
Shurtal: Bazornga
aridos: let's go paradox avenge your boomer brother
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niccus: so who's going to win the orcish bowmasters award for inexplicably strong bit character in the final fantasy sets
theymerLoviatar: @niccus a moogle
BananaF4p: @ExachixKitsune nice
spawnofhastur: @niccus Biggs and Wedge
frostownik: @niccus gotta be a busted Tonberry
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Boko
Dog_of_Myth: Tonberry
A_Dub888: @niccus hope
r10pez10: Jessie
ComradeMik: I'm torn on this next matchup. On one hand, I loathe Paradox engine, but on the other hand, Nadu makes me go blind with rage. Good thing the pilots seem like chill folks, so I guess that's alright.
aridos: @spawnofhastur they said inexplicably strong, those boys deserve it
Juliamon: Tonberry also not inexplicably strong, just plain strong
r10pez10: The Plate That Fell On The Sector
Juliamon: they have a knife, it's very obvious
aridos: it's gonna be a black chocobo
drewm1022: Agreed, Comrade.
Juliamon: *fat* chocobo
Dog_of_Myth: I know....but I got to show the love.
KWardJenx: Can we figure out how to bottle and sell the Sorensen/Wheller commentary mojo? We'd make a fortune!
Shurtal: nah, Red Chocobo. FFtactics and FF14 players know
niccus: new legacy archetype "turbo tonberry"
aridos: they're gonna reprint forth eorlingas as a chocobo stampede
drewm1022: Road Trip 2 when?!?
EmmaPartlow: Give me a Five-Color Cid Legend so I can play all the of the Cids in Commander
luxosdruid: I can see it, Cactuar vintage playable
Dog_of_Myth:
Stupid funny answer would be Ultros. 
whiteravenlord: Yo that'd be hot
KeytarCat:
@frostownik Chef's Knife, an unconditional exile with mandatory suspend
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A_Dub888: what about Brother from FFX?
theymerLoviatar: Real talk tho there's no way there won't be some absolutely busted Equipment card in the FF set
EmmaPartlow: Or give me a Knights of the Round Table card that takes 90 seconds to resolve
Dog_of_Myth: So you're saying the Buster Sword would be busted?
A_Dub888: I want jobs as class cards
aridos: i hope they release the final piece to make lantern control busted in modern
Juliamon: I want there to be a busted Jecht Shot card
Shurtal: Knights of the Round 12WWUUBBRRGG, Cascade 12 times
Dog_of_Myth: Now that's a good idea Juliamon
r10pez10: This card enters with 100 staircase counters
A_Dub888: @juliamon mark I, II, or III?
EmmaPartlow: Or maybe a Tonberry with Suspend/Impending
theymerLoviatar: A reprint of Scheherazade as Triple Triad
Dog_of_Myth:
Shurtal: Thunder Plains-Land taps for r 5 tap, flip a coin, if you win flip again. if you win 100 flips as this ability resolves, you win the game, if you lose a flip, you lose 5 life.
FurthestChunk: a card named plains that taps for red, bold
Shurtal: gotta keep em guessing
KeytarCat: @Juliamon Enchantment that gives deathtouch, menace, and trample? I think that's what Jecht Shot basically did
nevyn666: red has the bolt. its thematically appropriate
EmmaPartlow: A card with the flavor text HAHAHAHAH--
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Shurtal: make it a red white land, enters tapped, and lose three life. there, fixed
nevyn666: kefka is just 6 cards melded together
nevyn666: all on top of each other
theymerLoviatar: Kefka is just Balatro
LRRbot: Baneslayer Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying, first strike, lifelink, protection from Demons and from Dragons
Shurtal: i want Sephiroth to have deathtouch for clerics
r10pez10: When Aerith Gainsborough enters, create a token artifact equipment named Steel Chair
KeytarCat: @theymerLoviatar Wait, Kefka as a Shaharazad alter would be good
Irsaan: A Garnet/Dagger flip card
luxosdruid: is the set gonna be a specific FF, or is it gonna be across the franchise?
A_Dub888: Would Sin be a vehicle?
theymerLoviatar: across
Irsaan: Same card, different haircut
benjamin_wheeler: get bucks like Milwaukee
Dog_of_Myth: Across
r10pez10: that's such a wide universe wtf
r10pez10: i thought it was specifically VII
Irsaan: Hell yeah brother it's all of 'em
barefax: this a replay ?
r10pez10: it's just gonna be all Cids isn't it
thraximore: I just want Freya Crescent. I beg you WotC 🐀
matthaus_c: @barefax live
Shurtal: It's Fred Penner and Mr Rogers, let's go
Irsaan: @thraximore yes please
theymerLoviatar: @thraximore Freya is best girl
circusofkirkus: also a wizard
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
ArcOfTheConclave: nadu game actions
Iam3DHomer: 2/4 is the strongest P/T in Magic
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's a Bird, and it's a wizard! It's a Bird Wizard!
ComradeMik: it's the finals for the 2024 season
Iam3DHomer: 3/4*
spawnofhastur: Ibis!
korvys: "This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move"
barefax: double checks ... Jan 26, 2025 .. K.
theamc2000: an Ibis
definenull: Inb4 textless nadu
barbmitzvah: Thoth
Avawen1312: Never thought I'd be rooting for Paradox Engine
LRRbot: Paradox Engine [5] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, untap all nonland permanents you control.
spawnofhastur: @theamc2000 Nadu is totally a bin chicken
TheDevil_Risen:
RevolverRossalot: In the beginning Nadu was designed. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move
Shurtal: On a different tangent, who all has seen the frog from Aetherdrift? Thoughts?
matthaus_c: fair v. fair semis, combo v. combo semis, fair v. combo finals, all according to keikaku
aridos: We'll see if he has a mana vault hidden up his sleeve like in the quarter finals
matthaus_c: @Shurtal got a link?
CCpyro_: @matthaus_c what does keikaku mean
LRRbot: Painter's Servant [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/3] | As Painter's Servant enters, choose a color. / All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are the chosen color in addition to their other colors.
gameboy350: Is Robin's mic on properly?
A_Dub888: @aridos wouldn’t keeping a card up one’s be a DQ?
LRRbot: Baneslayer Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying, first strike, lifelink, protection from Demons and from Dragons
aridos: @A_Dub888 only if you get caught
matthaus_c: @CCpyro_ keikaku means octopus in japanese
LRRbot: Tolarian Academy | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U} for each artifact you control.
iris_of_ether: !keikaku
LRRbot: Mox Opal [0] | Legendary Artifact | Metalcraft — {T}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Biophagus [1G] | Creature — Human Tyranid Wizard [1/3] | Genomic Enhancement — {T}: Add one mana of any color. If this mana is spent to cast a creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
iris_of_ether: !plan
LRRbot: A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.
aridos: @Shurtal she's got legs, for sure. but so does our girl hazzy
LRRbot: Sylvan Scrying [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
RandomTrivia: Wooof
luxosdruid: awoooooooga
A_Dub888:
apparently keikaku means Mox Opal, thanks @iris_of_ether 
aridos: i was looking away for a second did paradox win already
matthaus_c: @Shurtal ahhh frog mom, yeah she looks fire. seems like a potent control finisher
iris_of_ether:
@A_Dub888 
I aim to please
matthaus_c: 5 mana is a lot for this format, we'll see how it goes
LRRbot: Collector Ouphe [1G] | Creature — Ouphe [2/2] | Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Minamo, School at Water's Edge | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / {U}, {T}: Untap target legendary permanent.
LRRbot: Time Spiral [4UU] | Sorcery | Exile Time Spiral. Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. You untap up to six lands.
matthaus_c: oh BOY
aridos: we're cubing
Krillin_fan: time spiral is the fairest of cards
LRRbot: Crystal Skull, Isu Spyglass [2UU] | Legendary Artifact | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play historic lands and cast historic spells from the top of your library. / {T}: Add {U}.
fr8g2: BOTH players draw? unplayable
Syntheticuh: what set is crystal skull from? ive never seen that card
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Retrofitter Foundry [1] | Artifact | {3}: Untap Retrofitter Foundry. / {2}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a Servo: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {T}, Sacrifice a Thopter: Create a 4/4 colorless Construct artifact creature token.
theymerLoviatar: @Syntheticuh AssCree
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put Sensei's Divining Top on top of its owner's library.
Syntheticuh: ah, ty
barbmitzvah: thopter whatever
Diabore: holy this is dire
LRRbot: Chromatic Orrery [7] | Legendary Artifact | You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}{C}{C}. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card for each color among permanents you control.
RandomTrivia:
LRRbot: Defense Grid [2] | Artifact | Each spell costs {3} more to cast except during its controller's turn.
whenwearebothcats: orrery usually draws entire deck in paradox
shamblingkrenshar:
How close is he to having Storm at 20?
matthaus_c: pretty rough matchup for Nadu, gotta pop off fast
as_ever_ellesandra: and it lets stuff like mana vault cast stuff like sylvan scrying
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
jrhwhite: didn't he play minamo
jrhwhite: yea
LRRbot: Minamo, School at Water's Edge | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / {U}, {T}: Untap target legendary permanent.
TheDevil_Risen:
that's a big Karnstruct
LRRbot: Otawara, Soaring City | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / Channel — {3}{U}, Discard Otawara, Soaring City: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Biophagus [1G] | Creature — Human Tyranid Wizard [1/3] | Genomic Enhancement — {T}: Add one mana of any color. If this mana is spent to cast a creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Search for Glory [2W] | Snow Sorcery | Search your library for a snow permanent card, a legendary card, or a Saga card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 1 life for each {S} spent to cast this spell.
SittingOx: and there it is
YakkShakk221B: uh oh
chriswr5: snow-covered island is my bet
LRRbot: Paradox Engine [5] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, untap all nonland permanents you control.
LRRbot: Crystal Skull, Isu Spyglass [2UU] | Legendary Artifact | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play historic lands and cast historic spells from the top of your library. / {T}: Add {U}.
aridos: this paradox deck seems pretty good
fr8g2: @aridos what makes you say that
aridos: well the nadu deck hasn't won yet
as_ever_ellesandra: hey it plays Gemstone Caverns
fr8g2: @aridos TRUE!!
LRRbot: Deserted Temple | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Untap target land.
r10pez10: nah, dude
LRRbot: Tolaria West | Land | Tolaria West enters tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Transmute {1}{U}{U}
AllTheWeasels: could be looking for inentors fair
LRRbot: Inventors' Fair | Legendary Land | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control three or more artifacts, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Inventors' Fair: Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts.
drewm1022: He only has one shoe?
benjamin_wheeler: he gets fair gets paradox wins
matthaus_c: when you rawdog a draw 7 in a combo mirror, you gotta be confident in your advantage
cowsmoogo: the nadu deck already lost this game
benjamin_wheeler: fair for Paradox, cast skill draw deck with top
aridos: i'm not sure that's the proper use of the word rawdog
LRRbot: Crystal Skull, Isu Spyglass [2UU] | Legendary Artifact | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play historic lands and cast historic spells from the top of your library. / {T}: Add {U}.
A_Dub888: @benjamin_wheeler fairadox
matthaus_c:
@aridos he cast a draw 7 and didn't win that turn, I'd call that a rawdog
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
jrhwhite: pretty much how this matchup goes
jrhwhite: one deck is spending all of it's resources to get 2 creatures in play
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
jrhwhite: the other is spending all of it's resources to generate 20 mana on turn 3
ComradeMik: what can you do against such reckless paradox
uberlegen: field with no noncreature or stack interaction loses to freely resolving noncreature spells
The_Variant_Human: !decks
grimace11: Hey I registered haywire mite!
uberlegen: true!
fsforwardsound: that nadu has personality
CrossXhunteR: some solid shuffling on display here
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I prefer no Nadu, at all.
spawnofhastur: bin chiggen
theamc2000: it is an Ibis!
jacqui_lantern234:
@Dread_Pirate_Westley Nadon't, if you will
ComradeMik: I mean, Nadu is from Amonkhet, so that tracks
geckoinasuit: spencer has one heck of a mustache and i respedt it
geckoinasuit: respect
aridos: so you're saying there's a chance for aetherdrift nadu
LRRbot: Boros Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.
matthaus_c: Nadu can hang
LRRbot: Timetwister [2U] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.
jrhwhite: Matt's deck is pretty reliant on density, so unless he has a draw 7 mulligans can be pretty rough
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Voltaic Key [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Untap target artifact.
as_ever_ellesandra: I see a GSZ in hand so it might be looking for a turn 3 nadu
definenull: Dueling sagas
Kethuel: doesn't that voltaic key have a physical reference that the artist made?
LRRbot: Shuko [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0. / Equip {0}
kumatsu: Reminder that the Higgenbotham is actually a picture of a physical model that was constructed for the piece
YakkShakk221B: Shauku?
LRRbot: Eldritch Evolution [1GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Exile Eldritch Evolution.
definenull: Here comes the birb?
chriswr5: "boom shaku-laka" -serge yager, 2025
aridos: matthew didnt turn one mana vault so he might lose this one
Krillin_fan: speaking of art... Robin, what's your favorite fallen empires Icatian Javelineers art?
LRRbot: Uktabi Orangutan [2G] | Creature — Ape [2/2] | When Uktabi Orangutan enters, destroy target artifact.
iPsyop: MONKE
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When Ranger-Captain of Eos enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice Ranger-Captain of Eos: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
jacqui_lantern234:
those f'n monkeys
as_ever_ellesandra: yeah with this GSZ it makes sense we're getting the Ranger Captain
as_ever_ellesandra: this hurts a bit though
LRRbot: Timetwister [2U] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards.
matthaus_c: spin to win
definenull: Oof
LRRbot: Icatian Moneychanger [W] | Creature — Human [0/2] | Icatian Moneychanger enters with three credit counters on it. / When Icatian Moneychanger enters, it deals 3 damage to you. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put a credit counter on Icatian Moneychanger. / Sacrifice Icatian Moneychanger: You gain 1 life for each credit counter on Icatian Moneychanger. Activate only during your upkeep.
Krillin_fan:
@LRRbot
Avawen1312: Matthew's deck is incredible lmao
matthaus_c: Paradox is great television
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
matthaus_c: TV is, however, an entirely different combo
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
definenull:
Missed trigger 
RandomTrivia: And here we're about to see a recent change in policy around Saga
chriswr5: yes recent rule change on saga
CrossXhunteR: that is the new way to rule sagas, as of a few months ago
LRRMTG_Judge: saga are now ruled liked missed triggers
Walla_tv: interesting
Paspantoute:
definenull: I see, that is interesting
LRRbot: Eladamri's Call [GW] | Instant | Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
RandomTrivia: Do not pass go, do not collect 200 power of constructs
aridos: how many times can you forget the third trigger before they stop letting you make golems
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
Voidhawk42: Wow, that's a weird way to rule that. If it was on two he could get an extra golem
RandomTrivia: @aridos (every judge call is quietly an investigation for cheating)
LRRMTG_Judge: @aridos your opponent chooses whether or not the trigger happens.
the_garfielf: if its a missed beneficial trigger the opponent chooses whether it goes on the stack or not\
Darknayse: Hes not here for golems, hes here to hit 3 and geta shuko without casting it
aridos: neat
Voidhawk42: Ah ok, that's fair
luxosdruid: makes sense
Juliamon: hey it only took most of the tournament but Paul finally found a way to consolidate the decklist command so it doesn't spam the chat so badly!
Juliamon: !decks
Mr_Horrible: Robin don't speak that evil into the universe
RandomTrivia: Praise be unto Paul!
Mr_Horrible: damn, that's some nice work on the fly, Paul
jrhwhite: those lands dont cast nadu
benjamin_wheeler: doesn’t have mana
matthaus_c: the ol' Scrubland/Savannah twins problem
definenull:
luxosdruid: ooooofffff
fsforwardsound: finally mana bases being punished
luxosdruid: damn D:
LRRbot: Painter's Servant [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/3] | As Painter's Servant enters, choose a color. / All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are the chosen color in addition to their other colors.
aridos: 19 turn clock watch out nadu
LRRbot: Anarchy [2RR] | Sorcery | Destroy all white permanents.
Avawen1312: Spencer isn't playing Natural Order, right?
matthaus_c: he is not
matthaus_c: he cut NO because he was expecting more Blue decks
Avawen1312: @matthaus_c interesting
jrhwhite: In Legacy it just means your FoW is very likely to get red blasted
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
RandomTrivia: You're never choosing Green here though because it makes GSZ even better
LRRbot: Nadu, Winged Wisdom [1GU] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/4] | Flying / Creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. This ability triggers only twice each turn."
definenull: Birb time
LRRbot: Helping Hand [W] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
matthaus_c: plow that sexy bird
Juliamon: matthaus_c :jlrrNo
CrossXhunteR: oofers
Mr_Horrible:
@matthaus_c 
JonHerzogArtist: Ouch
Juliamon:
luxosdruid: savage
aridos: yeah we have a frog for that now
definenull: Does the nadu deck have anything else?
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: now it's a question of the real clock, tho
matthaus_c:
ThePCrowl: Bird down
Mr_Horrible: and the damage isn't nothing on Spencer's side
LRRbot: Gone Missing [4U] | Sorcery | Put target permanent on top of its owner's library. / Investigate.
Darknayse: Does he run the 1 cost white spell to get an exiled card back?
LoadingReadyRun:
Hope that decklist link works. FWIW, I didn't "make" anything, just figured out that moxfield has a "Bookmarks" feature that work like folders for this purpose
AllTheWeasels: lot of talk about how good the draw 7s have been, but I think that's the fortunate one compare to all the draws that are just drawing into mana and card draw
as_ever_ellesandra: @Darknayse no
jrhwhite: no Pull From Eternity here
aridos: @LoadingReadyRun works for me
luxosdruid: @LoadingReadyRun it does work
TheGoozler: wonderful hat detected
LRRbot: Sylvan Safekeeper [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
matthaus_c: @LoadingReadyRun underappreciated feature tbh
nan_de_mo_nai: @AllTheWeasels draw 7s are sick when you have 2 force of wills and 1 force of negation total
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Riftsweeper [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | When Riftsweeper enters, choose target face-up exiled card. Its owner shuffles it into their library.
LRRbot: Voltaic Key [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Untap target artifact.
LRRbot: Grindstone [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Target player mills two cards. If two cards that share a color were milled this way, repeat this process.
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
frostownik: ok I love the flavor text on the cowboy grindstone
matthaus_c: beats beats beats beats
whiteravenlord: @frostownik You should look up all of the Breaking News cards from OTJ. The flavor text for all of them are so funny
Mr_Horrible: that ranger captain is back on the escalator again
definenull: That ranger is back on the escalator again
g0blinslide: Mickey17: Captain of Eos
matthaus_c: Formalwear is such a sweet addition to the format
benjamin_wheeler: not legal?
Mr_Horrible: "If I just cast the same Orim's Chant over and over again, that's like winning, right?"
benjamin_wheeler: lmao Spencer come on
matthaus_c:
unforch, not a Recruiter
CCpyro_: Wait what happened
matthaus_c: @CCpyro_ Spencer tried to grab Grist with Ranger Captain of Eos
iPsyop: spencer out here panicking dudes whole build around got obliterated.
Walla_tv: whats the prize pool?
definenull: Yeah his bird got shot he needs to pivot fast
TheGoozler: ranger's captain and grist not a likely hang
matthaus_c:
technically possible with MH3, but not the way Spencer wanted
LRRbot: Painter's Servant [2] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [1/3] | As Painter's Servant enters, choose a color. / All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are the chosen color in addition to their other colors.
Avawen1312: @Walla_tv allegedly a 24 karat gold trophy
aridos: do you think the urza's saga staying on one helped spencer here
Coughll: probably not
matthaus_c: not at all
LoadingReadyRun:
@matthaus_c Formalwear is a good addition to any format. Everyone plays in tuxedos
LRRbot: Sylvan Safekeeper [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
matthaus_c:
very good
Coughll: Think he has path in hand right?
iPsyop: @aridos nah it killed his whole tutor line
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Coughll: Well navigated turn by Spencer
definenull: SAVED
Mr_Horrible: and specifically path and not swords
luxosdruid: wooooooow
luxosdruid: incredible game
Diabore: its a game 3!
CrossXhunteR: go birds?
matthaus_c: go birds
Reldnahcire: 🐦
jrhwhite: @aridos notably if it's treated as a missed trigger Matt has the option for it to go on the stack (ornot) when it is noticed
Nimiphi: I always figured it was up to the judge that was called to make a ruling
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint — When Chrome Mox enters, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
RandomTrivia: Woah woah what
PatronSaintOfDoritos: turn 1 here are my cards go
definenull: Wait that's turn 1?
LRRbot: Talisman of Creativity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. Talisman of Creativity deals 1 damage to you.
Kadrofle: I blinked and there was a board
LRRbot: Expedition Map [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: @definenull classic PAcademy
LRRbot: Nomads en-Kor [W] | Creature — Kor Nomad Soldier [1/1] | {0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Nomads en-Kor this turn is dealt to target creature you control instead.
aridos: paradox turn 1s are crazy
LRRMTG_Judge:
@Nimiphi you'll find that several fixes in competitive magic give agency to the opponent to make some choices.
Avawen1312: Fabricate under Mox I think?
JadedTrekkie: @matthaus_c based asf
praxisispraxis: its fabricate yeah
LRRbot: Fabricate [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
fsforwardsound: cheese and ego waffles?
matthaus_c: Goth Carmen Miranda
TheDevil_Risen: yeah its the fab secret lair
Nimiphi: @LRRMTG_Judge thanks! good to know. I don't play a ton of tournaments so I had no clue >.<
RandomTrivia: WOAH
matthaus_c: TABERNACLE
Avawen1312: omg!
YakkShakk221B:
AllTheWeasels: oh lets go
LRRbot: The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale | Legendary Land | All creatures have "At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy this creature unless you pay {1}."
Mr_Horrible: holy moly
PatronSaintOfDoritos: WOAAAAH
aridos: POWERFUL
wifi12345678910: Spicy!
TheDevil_Risen: Tax Time!
argetbrisingr: amazing, i love it
Avawen1312: hell yes
warkr0: evil
Mr_Horrible: through the power of demoralization
Pharmacistjudge: huh?
definenull: Boomer magic (complimentary)
600 raiders from FacetoFaceGames have joined!
as_ever_ellesandra: @AllTheWeasels I'm glad you're here for it
chriswr5: welcome raiders
RandomTrivia:
Welcome raiders!
Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Mr_Horrible: heyya raiders
CrossXhunteR: show me Strip
LRRbot: Sylvan Safekeeper [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.
LRRMTG_Judge: welcome raiders! if you have any rules questions, feel free to @ this account.
PatronSaintOfDoritos: I mean worse against cradle
S33bs: italian tabernacle only half a million dollars
flatluigi: who's the finals again
flatluigi: against*
jrhwhite: RB aggro
JustAnotherMuffin: rakdos aggro
Emurlahn: Nole
matthaus_c: Cradle is a pretty good drop against Tabernacle, also very good for Matthew to choke the Cradle though
LRRbot: Tinker [2U] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. / Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
samsoni1: We just wrapped up the finals of the Canadian RC hope you guys have been having a good event as well
matthaus_c: jeeeeesus what a hand
Emurlahn: Rakdos midrange, not aggro
LRRbot: Portal to Phyrexia [9] | Artifact | When Portal to Phyrexia enters, each opponent sacrifices three creatures of their choice. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
samsoni1: but I gotta wrap up the stream in ottawa I'll catch you all later
matthaus_c: @Emurlahn it's both
RandomTrivia: Orrery is here
argetbrisingr: chromatic orrery
LRRbot: Chromatic Orrery [7] | Legendary Artifact | You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}{C}{C}. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card for each color among permanents you control.
tsuuisalie: that's an orrery
aridos: in many ways an orrery is like a portal
definenull: OK matt just has to be going for style points now
LRRbot: Talisman of Conviction [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Talisman of Conviction deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Aetherflux Reservoir [4] | Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life for each spell you've cast this turn. / Pay 50 life: Aetherflux Reservoir deals 50 damage to any target.
matthaus_c: Storm kill!
TheDevil_Risen: hang on
TheDevil_Risen: was that a 2x land drop again?
PatronSaintOfDoritos: does he just crack fair for ring ?
benjamin_wheeler: when are they printing aeon flux reservoir
CrossXhunteR: oh, i now understand a reference the new energy commander deck is making with one of the cards in it. it calls for spending 50 energy
LoadingReadyRun:
I hope it isn't an Ornery Orrery
Mr_Horrible: @benjamin_wheeler world's lithest card
TheDevil_Risen:
hey
flatluigi: i play reservoir and paradox engine on brawl with emry as commander :3c
as_ever_ellesandra: @TheDevil_Risen doesn't look like it
matthaus_c: @TheDevil_Risen don't believe so, he Tinkered away his Chrome Mox for Orrery, cast 2 rocks and played Gemstone Cavern
aridos: @TheDevil_Risen the tabernacle was from the map
TheDevil_Risen: ahh i didnt see map
TheDevil_Risen: my bad
luxosdruid: but map puts it in hand, not on battlefield, no?
Hinnybin: life totals should be 17 - 18
aridos: tabernacle was the turn before, my b
as_ever_ellesandra: @luxosdruid yes but that was the land played for turn 3 I am p sure
juicytoaster: @Hinnybin matthew has gained life
LRRbot: Fanatic of Rhonas [1G] | Creature — Snake Druid [1/4] | {T}: Add {G}. / Ferocious — {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}{G}. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater. / Eternalize {2}{G}{G}
LRRbot: Time Spiral [4UU] | Sorcery | Exile Time Spiral. Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. You untap up to six lands.
definenull: The tabernole
matthaus_c: t1 Fair, CMox, Map; t2 crack Map, play Tabernacle; t3 Lots Of Things play Caverns
matthaus_c: checks out
PatronSaintOfDoritos: What a draw
benjamin_wheeler: not the best spiral here. low on mana
aridos: matt had a talisman with his lands, which might've what might be confusing i think
Coinman1863: Let's see if the cannon cannons.
TheDevil_Risen:
luxosdruid: a way to untap the orrery whould be good, right?
benjamin_wheeler: Robin dude
SittingOx:
damn that was an aggressive deal
Emurlahn: Spencer drew waste
JustAnotherMuffin: Spencer just drew wasteland
CavemanKellen: wasteland spencer drew?
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
Microman900: life is like a canlander wheel, you never know what you're gonna get
YakkShakk221B:
Sinestro 
LRRbot: Aetherflux Reservoir [4] | Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life for each spell you've cast this turn. / Pay 50 life: Aetherflux Reservoir deals 50 damage to any target.
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
definenull: Oh god one ring and aetherflux is gross
CrossXhunteR: wasteland, oko, uro, stoneforge, finale, and some stuff (i believe)
LRRbot: Thopter Foundry [{W/B}U] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.
benjamin_wheeler: yeah not a great draw 7
frank_the_great:
They should restrict The One Ring in Canadian Highlander, so you could only play one of it
luxosdruid: chromatic orrery now draws 3
aridos: dang i drew my one ring
PatronSaintOfDoritos: gain enough life to 50 the safe keeper over and over to beat shroud then kill the other creatures to go for a flawless victory in the semis
Emurlahn: I think he have to waste the inventors fair to have any chance here
juicytoaster: he has finale of devistation in hand
benjamin_wheeler: ranger captain huge draw
praxisispraxis: captain to the rescue
matthaus_c: massive
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When Ranger-Captain of Eos enters, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice Ranger-Captain of Eos: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
JonHerzogArtist: Haywire mite?
juicytoaster: does he have collector ouphe?
benjamin_wheeler: I think Spencer has thus
LRRMTG_Judge: Spencer has an Oko to elk an artifact
benjamin_wheeler: if he had wasteland
jrhwhite: Matt has protection for this turn
flatluigi: !card the one ring
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
matthaus_c: turning point!
benjamin_wheeler: I like wasteland the tabby, develop captain and muck his next turn, then find Nadu next turn
praxisispraxis: ??
definenull: What's the line here
juicytoaster: ooo to float the 4 mana
matthaus_c: tight
praxisispraxis: Without ranger captain he is surely dead right
aridos: fancy feet
jrhwhite: he gets nadu
JonHerzogArtist: Finale 3 Nadu?
praxisispraxis: ooho
predrag11: He is going for Nadu to hit the lands to play Ranger
benjamin_wheeler: this also lets him do it but Matthew has protection
praxisispraxis: i take everything back
jrhwhite: and cradle is tapped
aridos: 8 chances to hit 3 lands for ranger?
luxosdruid: how does he win this turn against protection?
praxisispraxis: He can endurance loop?
Pharmacistjudge: !decks
jrhwhite: so it's pretty hard to go +3 to cast ranger captain
CrossXhunteR: love the tracker paper
definenull: Lmao not the tracker paper
S33bs: can strip all opps lands and destroy all artifacts probably
matthaus_c: GW Verge
definenull: Off by one?
Avawen1312: Hushwood Verge
LRRbot: Hushwood Verge | Land | {T}: Add {G}. / {T}: Add {W}. Activate only if you control a Forest or a Plains.
tsuuisalie: selesnya verge
LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
praxisispraxis: pact is good
praxisispraxis: even to just grab an elf if he has to
jrhwhite: yea he needs to keep going
Emurlahn: @praxisispraxis he can't win this turn, so pact is death
praxisispraxis: I think he can win this turn
Coughll: he can pay for pact
praxisispraxis: and he can pay anyway
Coughll: through ring protection?
Emurlahn: true true
praxisispraxis: Yeah he should be able to win through it
LRRbot: Summoner's Pact [0] | Instant | Search your library for a green creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {2}{G}{G}. If you don't, you lose the game.
praxisispraxis: or effectively win
Coughll: don't believe there's a way to beat a ring in play
aridos: what are we doing if we're not going for it
Coughll: and he can't gain infinite life
matthaus_c: he can Pact for Endurance and get 2 more triggers without spending mana
Avawen1312: !card vine dryad
LRRbot: Vine Dryad [3G] | Creature — Dryad [1/3] | You may exile a green card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Flash / Forestwalk
LRRbot: Vine Dryad [3G] | Creature — Dryad [1/3] | You may exile a green card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Flash / Forestwalk
ekplayscards:
hey chat hope everyone's having a nice day
nevyn666: where is the questing beast
RandomTrivia:
definenull: It's probably a low of screaming
jrhwhite: @Coughll if he fully goes off I think he can loop WPA activations
praxisispraxis: wow
Coughll: those still target
Emurlahn: huh
RandomTrivia: Questing Beast would have been hilarious
as_ever_ellesandra: @jrhwhite target player loses 5 so not good enough
Avawen1312: that Vine Dryad art is great
Coughll: he's planning to activate on Matt's turn in response to lethal
jwholla: my head is just a loop of a bear riding a unicycle
praxisispraxis: this has beena good match
Coughll: I might have started in upkeep to look for chord
S33bs: dark pool does each opp
Trentian0: spencer could loop endurance to kill all artifacts and lands
chriswr5: hey tabernacle taps for mana now lmao
jrhwhite: if matt has a 2 drop he can search for paradox and untap
tricoms: did he pay 1 for his creature?
AllTheWeasels: oh we whirring
LRRbot: Whir of Invention [XUUU] | Instant | Improvise / Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: big whirr
DrMagnify: where's the 3rd blue?
juicytoaster: @tricoms he has no creatures
babyspacecadet: nadu feels way more interesting to watch in 100 card singleton than modern
DrMagnify: oh no orrery fixes
Coughll: weird I feel like if we're Spencer we were supposed to start activating right away
Avawen1312: Top maybe?
tsuuisalie: whir for 1?
tsuuisalie: oh, for key
aridos: pretty good with ring
peterred4: Was that a fart?
Coughll: is Ranger Cap in hand?
jrhwhite: yea
matthaus_c: Captain is trapped in hand
Coughll: ah
praxisispraxis: Is there any advantage to not just using his nadu triggers as early as he gets prio
LRRbot: Rings of Brighthearth [3] | Artifact | Whenever you activate an ability, if it isn't a mana ability, you may pay {2}. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
definenull: Oh bby
benjamin_wheeler: rings + key + orrery
AllTheWeasels: rings baby!
aridos: oh dang
luxosdruid: love me some rings
TristalMTG: if this is infinite mana it's GG
benjamin_wheeler: tanners or tapped
benjamin_wheeler: tabernacle tapped
ekplayscards:
AllTheWeasels: yavimaya in play
TristalMTG: yavimaya
RandomTrivia: Most importantly, the Key is allowed to untap itself
luxosdruid: and orrery ability draws the deck
benjamin_wheeler: with yavi
praxisispraxis: Gotta start naduing all over the place now
benjamin_wheeler: ahh
matthaus_c: delicious onion rings
benjamin_wheeler: old birder
bytecaster: Spin. That. Bird.
definenull: Bird time
geckoinasuit: i am enjoying the wheeler commentary
RandomTrivia:
Fire up Entrance of the Gladiators
PipeSmokingOwl:
Spin that biiirrdd!
r10pez10: oh naur
PatronSaintOfDoritos: what do you even look for with the bird
CrossXhunteR: that's many lands
babyspacecadet: @geckoinasuit theres wheeler commentary everywhere for those with eyes to see
RandomTrivia: Lol
argetbrisingr: OH
luxosdruid: HOT DOG
matthaus_c: Fireball baby
definenull: OMG
tsuuisalie: holy
Mr_Horrible: "I cast Horse"
hypethos: no way
praxisispraxis: what a heartbreaker
Paspantoute:
charge! 
aridos: infinite knights is a lot of knights
LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
PipeSmokingOwl: what can birds do against such reckless hate!?
praxisispraxis: Idk why im cheering for nadu but here i am
definenull: Was not expecting the forth
Serpens77: I will forever be angry that WotC didn't call it "Fog Frog"
Visyri: horseball
Avawen1312: he can also draw with Orrery
Mr_Horrible: Can't Survive Horses Club, live on a Sunday on twitch dot television slah loading ready run
matthaus_c: having his cake and eating it
benjamin_wheeler: must be looking for pact
argetbrisingr: how did his key end up tapped?
CrossXhunteR: oh, he missed copying the key trigger at some point?
Alex_Frostfire: Technically speaking, you'd have to specify a number for X at competitive, you can't just say "a lot," right?
PatronSaintOfDoritos: I mean this in the best possible way, but this match up if decks feels like a paste eating contest
iPsyop: CROP ROT !
WizOuphe: summoners pact on stack i think
LRRMTG_Judge: forth is a sorcery right?
matthaus_c: correct
benjamin_wheeler: Matthew could also hntap inventors fair to find ballista
luxosdruid: @LRRMTG_Judge it is matts turn
Mr_Horrible: me constantly forgetting inventor's fair is legendary
jrhwhite: @LRRMTG_Judge everything happened in response to forth
eshplode: I'm learning that a lot of random things are legendary because of that Minamo. There's so much untapping
benjamin_wheeler: oh shit
nan_de_mo_nai: @PatronSaintOfDoritos two relatively uninteractive combo decks goldfishing at each other
CaptainSpam: Just chuckin' cardboard left and right.
definenull: Ooooo
matthaus_c: holy CRAP
Avawen1312: damn
argetbrisingr: im still confused how key ended up tapped if he was untapping it every loop
flatluigi: omg
chriswr5: oh my god
YeetTheRich_: yoo
RandomTrivia: Oh lol
Emurlahn: damn
JonHerzogArtist: WHOA
tsuuisalie: omg
WizOuphe: wow
CavemanKellen: ggs
matthaus_c: from the TOP ROPE
YakkShakk221B: Yooooo!!!
geckoinasuit: ohhhhhhhhhhhh
luxosdruid: HOT DOOOOOOG
praxisispraxis: does the nadu deck play dryad arbor?
babyspacecadet: insane!!!
Mr_Horrible: goofiest counterspell
chriswr5: OH SHIT
luxosdruid: DAYUM
flatluigi: OMG
chriswr5: OH MY GOD
BusTed:
peterred4: Jesus
luxosdruid: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
RandomTrivia:
babyspacecadet: WOAAA
tsuuisalie: jesus
CosmoRose6: BROOOOO
saltboi42: OMG
matthaus_c: what a STACK
luxosdruid: JESUS CHRIIIIIIST
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definenull: MAGIC THE GATHERING
CCpyro_: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STACK
CrossXhunteR: spencer's hand was face up, right?
babyspacecadet: WOWWWWWWWWWWWW
stnrwzrd: whaaaaaaaaaa
ekplayscards: INSANE
WizOuphe: this is silly now
jacqui_lantern234: THIS GAME
niccus: sometimes the combo decks fight
iarethel0ser: This is certainly An Stack.
geckoinasuit: someone better clip this
circusofkirkus: this is just Calvinball now
iPsyop: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG I LOVE THIS STACK
hypethos: does he have the force?
JustAnotherMuffin: MAGIC THE GATHERING
saltboi42: WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS IS WILD
Newbiespud: Is this what people call "powerful Magic"?
juicytoaster: this is amazing
Emurlahn: holy shit
luxosdruid: THIS IS AMAZING
geckoinasuit: this is a yugioh chain
ThePCrowl: YESSSSSS
bagfullofbees: this is some cowboy magic
ekplayscards: I love canlander
stnrwzrd: pew pew
babyspacecadet: THE UNLIMITED POWER OF MAGIC THE GATHERING
wifi12345678910: so hype the audio went out
XivXiyan: MAGIC
ghizmou: stack pile !
aureliq: and what aoubt the storm thing wi aetherflux ?
jrhwhite: shout out to judges
draftsynthesis: Bruh
Icaru_: is he missing th aetherflux?
praxisispraxis: what stops the forth from the tutor?
CosmoRose6: magic THEE gathering
matthaus_c: how ya doing Pharmacistjudge
nan_de_mo_nai: we're fighting over tutors that do nothing
AllTheWeasels: !decklists
wifi12345678910: wait no I lagged lmao
luxosdruid: Is it hot in here or is it just me
Mr_Horrible:
how I'm feeling trying to keep all this in my head
PipeSmokingOwl:
juicytoaster: yea matt did forget his triggers
argetbrisingr: he can probably hit 50 yeah?
Statist42: glad i didnt go to sleep yet. this is powerfull magic!
Pharmacistjudge: it's fine
praxisispraxis: He should already have 50 im sure
praxisispraxis: or close
Paspantoute:
thats a stack
bytecaster: This is REL:TENSE
geckoinasuit: i am a judge and i already had a migraine today- it isn't helping
argetbrisingr: even if he misses the triggers, the number of spells cast goes up
ekplayscards: @bytecaster lmao
definenull: He's an artifact deck with infinite mana so he prob has it either way
LRRMTG_Judge:
he has not missed the aetherflux triggers yet. they can still be on the stack.
JadedTrekkie: Aetherflux triggers?
nan_de_mo_nai: there is literally an infinitely lethal forth on the stack rn lol
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
jrhwhite: @JadedTrekkie looks like he's missing some
JadedTrekkie: yep
r10pez10: canadian highlander is definitely a spectator sport for me
bytecaster: Next year, the grand prize is an Abacus!
LRRbot: Aetherflux Reservoir [4] | Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life for each spell you've cast this turn. / Pay 50 life: Aetherflux Reservoir deals 50 damage to any target.
praxisispraxis: whats the command for the nadu decklist?
iPsyop: 6 seems right yeah
matthaus_c: !decklists
m1gr3nA: im pretty sure there will be some more nadu triggers if that solitude resolves
praxisispraxis: ty
Newbiespud: Two combos trying to pop off simultaneously
Avawen1312: what is Spencer even trying to tutor for?
peterred4: 6 spell is 16 life?
jwholla: what card does spencer find if these things resolve?
iPsyop: he has kill on stack if they make him gain his life
matthaus_c:
@Avawen1312 who knows
TheMisplayMaster: that was a Hermit AT play
h3rsh3yb4r: 21
LRRbot: Sail into the West [2GU] | Instant | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for return or embark. If return gets more votes, each player returns up to two cards from their graveyard to their hand, then you exile Sail into the West. If embark gets more votes or the vote is tied, each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards.
uberlegen: did "infinite mana, infinite draw?" not lead to a concession?
Avawen1312: Endurance? doesn't seem useful
iPsyop: @peterred4 more than that
AllTheWeasels: @peterred4 trigger is missed, so no life, but it's important for the future
PatronSaintOfDoritos: instant speed wheel here we go
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
CCpyro_: THE STACK KEEPS GROWING
marchofpain: @peterred4 If you respond with the Aetherflux triggers on the stack, each trigger will gain the same amount of life
LRRbot: Hullbreacher [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Pirate [3/2] | Flash / If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead you create a Treasure token.
RIHTZ_: WOWWW
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
RandomTrivia: Instant speed Reservoir kill
chriswr5: MAGIC THE GATHERING
ekplayscards: wowwwww
RandomTrivia:
aridos: what an ending
tsuuisalie: damn
matthaus_c: what a TURN
antwaan33: holy cow
XivXiyan: GGs
Ilaian: What an ending
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
Mr_Horrible: hachi machi
WizOuphe: WOWOWOW GGs
luxosdruid: OH MY GOD
CCpyro_: What a game
Avawen1312: omg incredible match
SevenIsTheWorst: What a game
noctelepusx: dang
benjamin_wheeler: best format in the game
jacqui_lantern234: WOOOOOOW GG
JustAnotherMuffin: that a game
CosmoRose6: let's GOO
RIHTZ_: GGGGGGG
fsforwardsound: aetherflux laser
enbycephalopod: I love reservoir so much
matthaus_c: canadian. highlander.
geckoinasuit: what a match
babyspacecadet: wow what a game
luxosdruid: Amazing, amazing game
Piemente: lmao
Mr_Bitterness:
Emurlahn: Yeeehaw!
Paspantoute:
Pintyhet: NOTHING RESOLVES
circusofkirkus: Calvinball
DudelidouX: and that beautiful stacks never resolves
NotCainNorAbel: what an ending
tsuuisalie: amazing game
benjamin_wheeler: best format in the game hands down
Ard_Rhys: Storm FTW
ThePCrowl: GG
luxosdruid: hot hot hooooooot
Mr_Horrible: Magic: the Gathering
jrhwhite: Spencer needs to get his Eladamri's call
iPsyop: @benjamin_wheeler haha so insane
RandomTrivia:
Magic the Gathering!
zigboy22: wow
jacqui_lantern234: what! a! game!
OldUncleDan: Aetherflux KILL!!!!!! Personal favorite of mine!
victoriancryptid: so hype
jrhwhite: it was in Matts pile
saltboi42: canadian. highlander.
GhostValv: wowie wow wow
Pintyhet: we Magiced too hard.
nevyn666: that was awesome
draftsynthesis: B r u h
CrossXhunteR: is this yu-gi-oh?
thingo314:
falgar_: Wow, amazing!
xantos69: That may be the best stack I have ever seen. Amazing
wifi12345678910: Match of the Year
ogier300: Man, I came back from doing dishes at the best time
Mr_Horrible:
actual 
on both sides of the table
bagfullofbees: what a thing to see live
predrag11: Still think wheeler was right about going for Ranger + Wasteland
LRRbot: Chromatic Orrery [7] | Legendary Artifact | You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}{C}{C}. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card for each color among permanents you control.
CosmoRose6: i was sure the game would be done before i finished making my soup
praxisispraxis: So many decision points for the nadu player
CosmoRose6: made it back just in time
luxosdruid: reminds me of the paradox v d&t match back in the day
axiomnibus: !deckllists
Pharmacistjudge: tinker for orrey makes sense if you have rings in hand
luxosdruid: this may top that bya mile
geckoinasuit: i was dozing off and then that stack
fele_of_Cardmarket: wow. absolutely worth to stay up for
argetbrisingr: i think he could have if he didnt uro
praxisispraxis: I liked pact for an elf and try to push through the turn before
matthaus_c: can't fault him for playing to get as far ahead as possible
praxisispraxis: no perfect answer though
KWardJenx: What an amazing match
iPsyop: I feel like rakdos midrange might take it
barbmitzvah: Exciting
saltboi42: @iPsyop same
Paspantoute:
winner of the year
Avawen1312: Bo5 with no sideboards is crazy lmao
h3rsh3yb4r: who's in the booth for the finals?
geckoinasuit: ok fluid cycle time
Emurlahn: That was one of the games of all time
Xerodin: !decklist
definenull: Now I get cowboy magic
matthaus_c: I gotta root for the Horseball
KWardJenx: Thank you, LRR, for listening to our demands for more Robin Sorensen content. This has been a fantastic event!
CillitBangx: is this not live? 2024 championship?
Juliamon: It is live.
cdmack3113: Where can I find the deck list?
Juliamon: !decks
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gualdhar: @CillitBangx it's from the 2024 season
xantos69: I would really love to see more games like this on the regular. Does Yellowjacket feel good about posting out their weekly tournaments?
matthaus_c: it is the 2024 season Year End championship
CillitBangx: thanks
h3rsh3yb4r: @CillitBangx it's like the oscars, you do 2024's winners in 2025
rexcalibur0: @cillitbangx it is very hard to find a time where eight people aren't busy
CillitBangx:
i got it thx
flatluigi: more than eight, including casters and hosts
Juliamon: stand by for hadouken
Paspantoute:
matthaus_c: @xantos69 wdym by posting out? idk if they have the equipment or interest to record games, but they do post Monday Night Highlander results
aridos: Gotta root for Paradox Combo after that match
aridos: no matter how funny it would be for it to get rolled over by rakdos midrange
xantos69: @matthaus_c I mean, aim a webcam topdown at the table where the winners are playing.
flatluigi: i think it'd need much more logistics than that
Teslamat: @xantos69 there is a lot more involve than just that
peterred4: A local store near e does this - it's not as difficult as it seems but the payoff might not be there
peterred4: Like obviously a lot of us would watch but the equipment isn't cheap, and it adds an extra element of nerves to the players who might not want to be on camera
CrossXhunteR: a shop near me streams feature matches for their FNM standard stuff, and recently put out another camera playspace for anyone to use during the day
peterred4: Honestly it would be entirely up to the locals if they wanted to play on stream or not - we already get NShowdown 100 and I don't like being on camera so why would they
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jrhwhite: @xantos69 without commentary it can be really hard to parse, also get into privacy issues potentially
peterred4: Also worth noting that you wouldn't have any commentary or card info overlay, that's where the real effort becomes a factor
Juliamon: the privacy is the big thing, if something happens by accident the shop is liable
matthaus_c: for real. it's very expensive to run this kind of thing well, and very hard to build an audience too
matthaus_c: not sure how long it'd take for ROI to happen
jrhwhite: there are a couple vods from when we would film a match then do commentary over afterwards, but that is still a lot of work
theamc2000: my razor died while I was shaving so now all I have left is an uneven mustache
DEATHlikescats: we back?
flatluigi: that's usually what the music going away means
ekplayscards: wheeler's looking dapper af
Xerodin: wheeler has 1 drink
DrMagnify: mouse going wild on the back screen
TheNerdWonder: so Magic, much Gathering
DeM0nFiRe: lol was that a mouse cursor flyuing around on the TV
bytecaster: @DeM0nFiRe Mice also get zoomies sometimes
JustAnotherMuffin: !decklist
matthaus_c: let's see an even bigger infinite Horseball
Avawen1312: who's on the play?
iPsyop: he's also on blood moon and magus of the moon for acadamy
A_Dub888: @matthaus_c so there’s this horseball…
Hungiton: I LOVE BEST OF 5
PatronSaintOfDoritos: I like the change to best of 5 in finals only
YakkShakk221B: notably the players can't sideboard in games 1 and 2, right?
definenull: Adapting without a sideboard is a very interesting concept
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baltimore_667083: wheeler that’s 7 words
ekplayscards: where's wheeler's copper tablet
JonHerzogArtist: I've got 2 drinks for you
RandomTrivia: Bestof Five
Paspantoute:
bo5 lfg
marchofpain: @YakkShakk221B Or game 3, 4, or 5
TristalMTG: @YakkShakk221B there's no sideboards period
Orxolon: i am more of a best of 3 guy,BUT love best of 5 for finals
YakkShakk221B:
chimaera24: Very violent game of Magic
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When Grief enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
Avawen1312: #BanGrief
YakkShakk221B: all mana every day
matthaus_c: sketch of Grief kissing Painter's Servant
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
joelmtgg: monke
Gooseblast:
Diabore: monke!
definenull: MONKE
ztghostie: monke
YakkShakk221B: grief ragavan? barbaric
LRRbot: City of Traitors | Land | When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
ghizmou:
LRRbot: Talisman of Progress [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. Talisman of Progress deals 1 damage to you.
S33bs: wah wah wee wah
RandomTrivia: OOF
micalovits: F
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
Teslamat:
LoadingReadyRun:
When do we get the GriefGoyf?
YakkShakk221B: heeheheheh
draftsynthesis:
definenull: Was trombone
LRRbot: Takenuma, Abandoned Mire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. / Channel — {3}{B}, Discard Takenuma, Abandoned Mire: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Piemente:
Dmc3628: absolute god tier
joelmtgg: how about this bo5 huh
definenull: *Sad even
spawnofhastur: y'all ever Saw in Halfed a Grief?
LRRbot: Boros Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.
spawnofhastur: feels real good
luxosdruid: brutal
LRRbot: Seat of the Synod | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {U}.
FurthestChunk: real "welcome to the jungle" hours
A_Dub888: @loadingreadyrun Groyf?
DromarX: let's go Noel!
LRRbot: Thopter Foundry [{W/B}U] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.
YakkShakk221B: pisser central
iPsyop: oooooof crop rot off the top
FurthestChunk: yeah just hit 'em with a hammer blow to the skull y'know
LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | Dragonskull Summit enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
YakkShakk221B: I love marshmallows
S33bs: incredible
PipeSmokingOwl: ya now i want marshmallows
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luxosdruid: marshmallowmaxxing
PipeSmokingOwl: @luxosdruid tight
LoadingReadyRun:
2025 #eatTheMarshmallow
LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature — Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
ThePCrowl: Chubby bunny plays
LRRbot: Dimir Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.
Mr_Horrible: very dimir, very mindful
PatronSaintOfDoritos: bolt for lethal plz
RandomTrivia: Even shuts down scrappy Forth plays
iPsyop: it's a play that can get punished pretty hard going for the wasteland though
joelmtgg: one time please
Orxolon: i'm not familiar with the format,can Matthew stabilize?
definenull: Oops into a combo
LRRbot: Thopter Foundry [{W/B}U] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.
luxosdruid: yeah, matthew can, but it's slim
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
LRRbot: Sheoldred, the Apocalypse [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Deathtouch / Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.
luxosdruid: oh god
GredGredmansson: she ol' dread
definenull: Stop he's already dead
Mr_Horrible: Oops All Haymakers
RandomTrivia: RIV
Avawen1312: turn 1 Grief into a mulligan is brutal
Mr_Bitterness: Beep, and my I add, Beep
unleashenlightenment: that’s a stomping
FurthestChunk: okay, okay, let's win this game, let's win it, let's win with sheoldred, the apocalypse
Mr_Horrible: bespoke artisanal nails
xantos69: Well that shows you in no uncertain terms why Rakdos has a place in the finals.
definenull:
Resolving that crazy stack last round might take longer than this entire Bo5
PorpoisesUnknown: Hero and champion of the people Noel robin
FurthestChunk: surely it's a unified championship
as_ever_ellesandra: benjamin all 3 games turn 1 workshop wheeler feels bad for paradox?
as_ever_ellesandra: say it ain't so
PatronSaintOfDoritos: At least no one has asked a judge what their own card does yet this tournament
Pharmacistjudge: eh it happens
as_ever_ellesandra: yeah that happens plenty
Pharmacistjudge: I've been the coverage judge so many times, the players ask lots of things
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Scalding Tarn: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Orxolon: can serum be played in this format?
LRRbot: Underground Sea | Land — Island Swamp |
LRRMTG_Judge: yes
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land — Island Mountain |
LRRbot: Mana Vault [1] | Artifact | Mana Vault doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {4}. If you do, untap Mana Vault. / At the beginning of your draw step, if Mana Vault is tapped, it deals 1 damage to you. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.
jseakle: you should never feel ashamed to ask a judge anything, that's what they're there for
Orxolon: :like:
definenull: Vault++
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
LRRbot: Treasure Vault | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {X}{X}, {T}, Sacrifice Treasure Vault: Create X Treasure tokens.
argetbrisingr: "im not paying 1 point for mana vault" "i cant believe i only have to pay 1 point for mana vault!"
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land — Forest Island |
LRRMTG_Judge:
there are some questions you should feel ashamed of asking a judge. but those, let's say, you should probably just not say out loud at all. and yes, players have asked me them.
LRRbot: Tinker [2U] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. / Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Chromatic Orrery [7] | Legendary Artifact | You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}{C}{C}. / {5}, {T}: Draw a card for each color among permanents you control.
ckupf: forth for five?
LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
Arakasi01: @LRRMTG_Judge Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Diabore: fair scoop
micalovits: Ewww
definenull: Vroom vroom
jrhwhite: welp
luxosdruid: incredible
eshplode: Wow
danster222004: two smooshes in a row
matthaus_c: horseball!
PatronSaintOfDoritos: 15 minute bo5
FurthestChunk: i mean it's basically walking ballista but better
argetbrisingr: when youre playing all the fast mana in the game, its pretty good
jrhwhite: This sure is podracing
matthaus_c: Forth is basically many things but better
tsuuisalie: forth eorlingas x=5 on turn 3 is crazy
jrhwhite: @tsuuisalie basically t2 with the wasteland
tsuuisalie: yeah, true
Julian_Rogue: Hey chat just woke up for the day hows the canlandering
matthaus_c: it's been wild
AllTheWeasels: @Julian_Rogue amazing- definitely catch the vod for the earlier rounds
argetbrisingr: i feel like forth is an easy include (points notwithstanding) if your deck has vault and red and white mana
NSingman: !decklists
DEATHlikescats: lastsemifinal ended with a bang @julian_rogue
aridos: There seems to be a connection between winning and turn 1 mana vault... curious...
A_Dub888: @lrrmtg_judge I found a man in a jar! what do?
Sarah_Serinde: !decklists
LRRbot: Underground Sea | Land — Island Swamp |
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
NSingman: thanks!
LRRbot: Deep-Cavern Bat [1B] | Creature — Bat [1/1] | Flying, lifelink / When Deep-Cavern Bat enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until Deep-Cavern Bat leaves the battlefield.
Julian_Rogue: I never realized it's FORTH! like go Forth. not Fourth. like after third
peterred4: It's a wincon, a great way to draw, creates some blockers if you need. It's almost like the card is worth the point!
Diabore: its tinker right? has to be
FurthestChunk: rip the tinker i guess
predrag11: Yoink the tinker
LRRbot: Tinker [2U] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact. / Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
DromarX: get that Tinker outta there
LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
jrhwhite: must have another discard spell or oppo agent maybe?
rainbowolf13: Yeah, this reeks of Oppo lol
sawbladetornado: I just figured out where I recognized Noel from. They were in the Mono-Decent episode of Friday nights!
luxosdruid: man, oppo agent into tinker is backbreaking
LRRbot: Urza's Cave | Land — Urza's Cave | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice Urza's Cave: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
jrhwhite: but if matt draws fast mana it could just be over
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Scalding Tarn: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun:
"Urza is going to be an issue" --Final words of pretty much anyone who has met Urza
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land — Island Mountain |
paNdaAveal87: "Passions can't be shackled by laws or mastered with logic. The choice is freedom or death." —Volume IV, The Book of Fire
Julian_Rogue: @LoadingReadyRun or even heard of him
aridos: wait i thought urza was the good guy in the brothers war
LRRbot: Talisman of Conviction [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Talisman of Conviction deals 1 damage to you.
Xerodin: if wheeler give him a point does that mean he has 11 points and is disqualified?
peterred4: We're about to see it
A_Dub888: @aridos pro-Urza propaganda
LRRbot: Talisman of Unity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. Talisman of Unity deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Rings of Brighthearth [3] | Artifact | Whenever you activate an ability, if it isn't a mana ability, you may pay {2}. If you do, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
definenull: It would be giga brain 4d chess
LRRbot: Blackcleave Cliffs | Land | Blackcleave Cliffs enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
RandomTrivia: Is this the greatest bluff in the history of Magic?
peterred4: If this is a bluff, this is carrot in the box level
LRRbot: Urza's Cave | Land — Urza's Cave | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Sacrifice Urza's Cave: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
LoadingReadyRun: @aridos I don't think there were any good guys in Brother's War
matthaus_c: Mishra was a good oily boy
Avawen1312: ooh
LRRbot: The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale | Legendary Land | All creatures have "At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy this creature unless you pay {1}."
aridos: but he turned into a planeswalker or whatever, that makes him good
aridos: like tamiyo or tibalt
Dog_of_Myth: Urza was a good....nope, can't finish that sentence.
Juliamon: being a planeswalker definitely makes you the good guy, just ask Bolas
luxosdruid: urza definitely was
Toxxick: Urza was good only in relation to his Brother, who was Worse
aridos: yeah man bolas had tons of friends
LRRbot: Fomori Vault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}, Discard a card: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
LRRbot: Fear of Missing Out [1R] | Enchantment Creature — Nightmare [2/3] | When Fear of Missing Out enters, discard a card, then draw a card. / Delirium — Whenever Fear of Missing Out attacks for the first time each turn, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, untap target creature. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
LRRbot: Detective's Phoenix [2R] | Enchantment Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Bestow—{R}, Collect evidence 6. / Flying, haste / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and haste. / You may cast Detective's Phoenix from your graveyard using its bestow ability.
predrag11: You know he was a good guy when his card is named Ruinous Blast
Julian_Rogue: @Juliamon I would but I forgot where I put him. I thought I put him in a meditation plane but last I looked there was just a weird triangular hole
NoobusMagnus: Wait I'm confused, why is the Tabernacle in play if Noel played an Oppo?
Dog_of_Myth: friends, pawns, samething right?
rainbowolf13: Searched in response
LRRbot: Darksteel Citadel | Artifact Land | Indestructible / {T}: Add {C}.
juicytoaster: @NoobusMagnus in response to casting it
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
DromarX: @NoobusMagnus they got it in respone to opo
NoobusMagnus: Ohhhh I missed that thank you
S33bs: friends off trent
fsforwardsound: tabernacle is clearly an alchemy card
peterred4: Opting to kill the fomo
argetbrisingr: here!
matthaus_c: I was 5 years and 3 months from being born
LRRbot: City of Traitors | Land | When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors. / {T}: Add {C}{C}.
argetbrisingr: and im like, old
matthaus_c: lights ooooout
LRRbot: Magus of the Moon [2R] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
peterred4:
Noel's got a fear of missing out on mana over here
definenull: Jeez
AllTheWeasels: that explains the reading of the talismans
Dog_of_Myth: Magus!!
Julian_Rogue: I was born in 96 so i'm roughly the same age of magic
aridos: tabernacle makes mana now
DromarX: gives tabernacle the middle finger
aridos: fool!
juicytoaster: magus is huge
LRRbot: Buried Ruin | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Buried Ruin: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
fsforwardsound: its also a mountain
matthaus_c: no targets and is a basic mountain
jrhwhite: and is a mountain
ztghostie: also is a mountain
AllTheWeasels: even with oppo I think saga is good enough yeah
Julian_Rogue: doesn't the saga immediatly die if there's a blood moon?
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
peterred4: THis game brought to you by Opo Agent
S33bs: heads up play count: 6
iPsyop: hey! I was 3 when tabernacle was printed
micalovits: Magus sure makes it awkward
LRRMTG_Judge: @Julian_Rogue yes it does. \
as_ever_ellesandra: @Julian_Rogue it does but we're talking a few turns back
baltimore_667083: match point
Julian_Rogue: Gotcha
AllTheWeasels: c'moooon Matthew
matthaus_c: let's see Workshop Vault again
as_ever_ellesandra: I was negative 7 years old when Tabernacle was printed
letsbelgo: !decklists
matthaus_c: !decklists
letsbelgo: !decklist
letsbelgo: D ;
micalovits: Sub only
rainbowolf13: !decklist
aridos:
no doomsday thoracle or lands this year
LRRMTG_Judge:
basically saga die when the number of lore counters equal to or higher than the highest chapter. under blood moon, it doesn't have any chapters, so it's effectively 0, so saga is gonna die.
luxosdruid: I kinda wanna see Rakdos win, as a historic win for the archetype, but I also really really like Paradox Academy as a combo deck
CCpyro_: damn i alt tabbed a lil bit and two games happened
technicalynotabott: is this the last match?
RevolverRossalot: Just young men. Just innocent men.
FurthestChunk: just play paradox in gladiator instead people will be glad (because it's a free win)
aridos: big win for gut
LRRbot: Die Young [1B] | Sorcery | Choose target creature. You get {E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. The creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn for each {E} paid this way.
BobTheLob: Love me some RUG vs ANT
Appleguard: yes, grand final
SevenIsTheWorst: @technicalynotabott yep
paNdaAveal87: power legal in canadian?
Appleguard: yes, but most of them cost points
S33bs: @paNdaAveal87 oui. vintage banlist
aridos: didn't know angel was playing
matthaus_c: it's 100% like seeing Vintage Shops for the first time
iPsyop: @paNdaAveal87 yeah, they are pointed
paNdaAveal87: ah, thanks
Julian_Rogue: is it named after paradox haze? or paradoxical outcomes?
AllTheWeasels: paradox engine
matthaus_c: @Julian_Rogue paradox engine
Julian_Rogue: ah secret third option
DEATHlikescats: oof to 5?! rough for the final
Appleguard: that famously fair card paradox engine
A_Dub888: you’ve created a time paradox (engine).mgs
flatluigi: awww
Mr_Horrible:
Arakasi01: mox mox land tinker EZ
DEATHlikescats: oh dang
RandomTrivia: Deck full of draw7s
luxosdruid: mox mox land wheel of fortune
Appleguard: had to happen eventually. Matt’s turn ones have been pretty gross today
DEATHlikescats: 4 is rough
chriswr5: ooooh babey
matthaus_c: oooooooh wee
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Scalding Tarn: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: ooooh nooo
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
AllTheWeasels: oh please no
chriswr5: aaaaand its gone
micalovits: Noooo
aridos: rough
LRRbot: Wheel of Fortune [2R] | Sorcery | Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
danster222004: ow
Arakasi01: Aaand it's gone
orcanepuddy: NOOOOOOOO
praxisispraxis: gg
JonHerzogArtist: Ouch
jwray3k: F
AllTheWeasels:
luxosdruid: Brutal, brutal
CosmoRose6: nooo
Krillin_fan: you hate to see it
peterred4: You do hate to see it
bleach_cocktail: I would just scope better man than me lol
aridos: noel is very good at presenting credible threats
orcanepuddy: How could you not smirk as Noel seeing your opp go to 4 cards with T1 thoughtseize in hand
Appleguard: yeah, he runs a lot of credible threats in this list
TheDevil_Risen: !decks
LRRbot: Deserted Temple | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Untap target land.
ThePCrowl: I believe!
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
RandomTrivia:
BusTed:
Gooseblast:
BurgerGamer:
LRRbot: Overlord of the Balemurk [3BB] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [5/5] | Impending 5—{1}{B} / Whenever Overlord of the Balemurk enters or attacks, mill four cards, then you may return a non-Avatar creature card or a planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand.
S33bs: 🎪 🎪 🎪 🎪 🎪 🎪 spam this tent for more BIG TRENT content🎪 🎪 🎪 🎪 🎪 🎪
chimaera24: This tourney has just been Wheeler getting shot repeatedly on commentary
LRRbot: Darksteel Citadel | Artifact Land | Indestructible / {T}: Add {C}.
LRRbot: Voltaic Key [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Untap target artifact.
as_ever_ellesandra: we're a U away from being in business
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
orcanepuddy: GOD
Ilyusion: From the top rope!
aridos: foot in mouth disease is contagious
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
RandomTrivia:
What was that about credible threats
peterred4: Noel dude don't do it to him like this
YakkShakk221B: opw
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
Appleguard: it’s that time of the year when wheeler gets to be the one getting teased over magic
peterred4: HAS THE CLOCK
orcanepuddy: IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE
matthaus_c: EVERY game action in this game
LRRbot: Ivora, Insatiable Heir [1R] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When Ivora, Insatiable Heir enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. / Whenever you discard a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Ivora.
joelmtgg: tinker one time
Commodore_Perry_GG: take thy lumps
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
AllTheWeasels: killing that before boast is online is so huge
LRRbot: Arena of Glory | Land | Arena of Glory enters tapped unless you control a Mountain. / {T}: Add {R}. / {R}, {T}, Exert Arena of Glory: Add {R}{R}. If that mana is spent on a creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature gets −1/−0.
peterred4: Jesus Noel
Deadl0ck_: Link to moxfield lists pls
chimaera24: !decklists
circusofkirkus: !decklists
Juliamon: !decks
Deadl0ck_: Thank you
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
aridos: on the bright side the ivora is a 0/1 so it doesn't get the combat damage trigger
Avawen1312: i think the other card is Whir of Invention
LRRbot: Overlord of the Balemurk [3BB] | Enchantment Creature — Avatar Horror [5/5] | Impending 5—{1}{B} / Whenever Overlord of the Balemurk enters or attacks, mill four cards, then you may return a non-Avatar creature card or a planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand.
as_ever_ellesandra: @Avawen1312 yeah we saw the whir during thoughtseize
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LRRbot:
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matthaus_c: Overlord of the Sussymurk
LRRbot: Takenuma, Abandoned Mire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. / Channel — {3}{B}, Discard Takenuma, Abandoned Mire: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Carnage Interpreter [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Devil Detective [3/3] | When Carnage Interpreter enters, discard your hand, then investigate four times. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Carnage Interpreter gets +2/+2 and has menace.
LRRbot: Ivora, Insatiable Heir [1R] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When Ivora, Insatiable Heir enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. / Whenever you discard a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Ivora.
peterred4: I think we have our champion for the year everybody
as_ever_ellesandra: hey
CrossXhunteR: she's insatiable
as_ever_ellesandra: never count it til its over
AllTheWeasels: RIP
chriswr5: ivora and Ranger Captain passing each other on the escalator
matthaus_c: oh DAMN
YakkShakk221B:
tragic
joelmtgg: ggs
AllTheWeasels: ggs!
JonHerzogArtist: That's it!
Joeleaf: ggs
CosmoRose6: damnnn gg
tsuuisalie: ggs
jibkat:
Teslamat:
SevenIsTheWorst: Biggest RIP I've ever seen
YakkShakk221B: 2024 is finally over
Dog_of_Myth:
matthaus_c: good games
noctelepusx: gg
CrossXhunteR: mfw blood moon
lirazel64: GGS
Xuethewatcher: ggs
ThePCrowl: GGs
Mr_Bitterness:
babyspacecadet: wowwww
peterred4: CONGRATS NOEL
Casi0_TV: ggs
luxosdruid: brutal, backbreaking, amazing
Paspantoute:
gg
babyspacecadet: ggs
Kadrofle:
Legionnaire2017: GGs
usmu1976: gg
Gooseblast:
GG
YakkShakk221B: brutal game 4
iPsyop: aye I called it
DromarX: way to go Noel!
lirazel64: 1.4 k people watching.
definenull: Wth I just stepped away for 5 min and it's over?
MichaelSnowbird: Congrats Noel and congrats all
babyspacecadet: well done noel! good stuff!
ThePCrowl: Thank you for the wonderful coverage and commentary!
definenull: But congratulations all the same!
babyspacecadet: im excited to watch the vod back again haha
AllTheWeasels: !decklists
lilhappytrees: Rakdos ❤️🖤
Mr_Horrible: a great showing from everyone, really killer matches
AllTheWeasels: I mean, how many of the rakdos cards were printed since 2020
LRRbot: Thrill of Possibility [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
chimaera24: Like, everything except Blood Moon
LRRMTG_Judge: and with that, this judge is out. hope y'all had a good time.
NotCainNorAbel:
500
PipeSmokingOwl: Love me some Karlach thrill
LRRMTG_Judge:
good evening all
definenull: Oo is there some mario party style awards?
usmu1976: ty!
DEATHlikescats: congrats on your prediction Wheelers!
lilhappytrees: What a fun day, thanks to all for the entertaining games!
Mattmitchell45: VERY COOL
thraximore: Sick!
Legionnaire2017: yooo
matthaus_c: heeeeell yeah
Appleguard: grief, fury, broadside, bowmasters, Shelly. lots of powerful rakdos cards now
DEATHlikescats: sweet!
luxosdruid: OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
DeM0nFiRe:
DEATHlikescats: heck yes
luxosdruid: Instantaneous Subscribe, and going to watch ASAP
DeM0nFiRe: Good joke streamer
Mr_Horrible: buh dum tish
matthaus_c: oop
YakkShakk221B: +2
luxosdruid: I missed Liam and Jer so bad
wifi12345678910: Great joke
JonHerzogArtist: He's got 2 Robins
danster222004: +2
PipeSmokingOwl: birds bushes sounds good
drewm1022: FetchTrenton has been cracked.
UnknownFriday: I'd have gone with a joke about a bush, but yours wasn't bad either.
RIHTZ_: what’s the standing??
peterred4: Wheeler looks incredibly handsome in his suit and headphones, what a stand up guy
jacqui_lantern234: DEFINITELY gonna be one of my Must Watch youtube channels
Commodore_Perry_GG: the YouTube channel went from 21 to 60 subscribers in 20 seconds
Mattmitchell45: Channel went from 44 to 69 subscribers
10thshadow: Congrats Noel !
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: Get Mike wazowsky-ed
Deadl0ck_: What was the channel name?
luxosdruid: CONGRATULATIONS
RandomTrivia: "Oh my god, I'm on a stream!" - Benjamin "Wazowsky" "Wheeler
Gooseblast: THE GOAT
jacqui_lantern234: LETS GO!!!
luxosdruid: @Deadl0ck_ LJT MTG
Deadl0ck_: Thanks
DEATHlikescats:
stnrwzrd: i was subscriber 69, do i win?
Forlorgen: Friday nights guest star Noel Robin
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
DeGunner subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, DeGunner! (Today's storm count: 98)
LRRbot: Orcish Bowmasters [1B] | Creature — Orc Archer [1/1] | Flash / When Orcish Bowmasters enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, Orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. Then amass Orcs 1.
DEATHlikescats:
@stnrwzrd 
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When Grief enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
LRRbot: Ivora, Insatiable Heir [1R] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Warrior [1/1] | Trample / When Ivora, Insatiable Heir enters and whenever it deals combat damage to a player, create a Blood token. / Whenever you discard a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Ivora.
YakkShakk221B: Ivora has been a house in my experience, love that card
LRRbot: Vampiric Tutor [B] | Instant | Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. You lose 2 life.
definenull:
That collective groan
pizzafridaylegooo: just subbed to LJT MTG. so exited! been missing Liam and Jer the past 5 years!!!
jrhwhite: Thanks everyone!
jrhwhite: Congrats Noel!
rabbitgta:
RandomTrivia:
Retire champion
AllTheWeasels: retire champ
jacqui_lantern234: GGs and Congrats to Noel
Commodore_Perry_GG:
Paspantoute:
Trentian0: huge congrats DAD!!!
tinypapaya1: noel forgot to give props to his wife that she didnt make him sleep on the couch
hidingbox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
hidingbox: Congratulations Noel! Retire as champion!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, hidingbox! (Today's storm count: 99)
LRRbot: Family's Favor [2G] | Enchantment | Whenever you attack, put a shield counter on target attacking creature. Until end of turn, it gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, remove a shield counter from it. If you do, draw a card."
LRRbot: For the Family [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control four or more creatures, that creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.
LRRbot: Hunted by The Family [5UU] | Sorcery | Choose up to four target creatures you don't control. For each of them, that creature's controller faces a villainous choice — That creature becomes a 1/1 white Human creature and loses all abilities, or you create a token that's a copy of it.
jacqui_lantern234: woo!
BurgerGamer: lol, hunted by the family
tinypapaya1: Also Noel's wife almost made him play mono red
ItchyLung: GOOD WORK NOEL!!!!!!
julietaisscared: Woooo!!!!
chriswr5: sheeeesh
jacqui_lantern234: OOOH!
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
PipeSmokingOwl: dat fiiine
DEATHlikescats: dang!
definenull: PRETTY
Gooseblast: These prizes are so COOL
MichaelSnowbird: Grats Jason
DEATHlikescats: so nice
AllTheWeasels:
julietaisscared: JASON!! YAY
jrhwhite: Let's go Jason!
MichaelSnowbird: Grats Cam
Paspantoute:
herzogvonn00b: !decklists
peterred4: We genuinely love to see this
peterred4: What a great bit of community love
chriswr5: minecraft after this?
Sarah_Serinde: !decklists
Pharmacistjudge: do NOT drink out of it. it is not properly sealed and will leech bad stuff into your drinks
definenull:
CosmoRose6: top 8? more like top gr8!
Walla_tv: @Pharmacistjudge important message
matthaus_c: people lighting fires on the streets
tinypapaya1: Noel drive safe lol
ekplayscards: thanks for having us it was great to be here
matthaus_c: !canlander
chriswr5: victoria better grease them lightpoles, the noel heads are gonna go crazy in the streets
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panpaladin: Congrats Noel, great event!
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jrhwhite: Play on MTGO!
TheDevil_Risen: ^^^
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: there's always a secret society of canlander players
OldUncleDan: I'm in Mankato, Minnesota. I checked literally every gaming store in town. No one is playing Canlander.
tinypapaya1: @chriswr5 ill make sure he behaves
Marc_otato: Man Robin has so much Aura
smertmonkey: Shout out to the judges!
thefakeinyellow:
@OldUncleDan In Owatonna, I heard one guy mention canlander once
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
KWardJenx: This was an absolutely fantastic event. Thank you so much!
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tinypapaya1: Thanks ben
Gooseblast:
OldUncleDan: @thefakeinyellow Good chance that was me.
LRRbot: Wave Goodbye [2UU] | Sorcery | Return each creature without a +1/+1 counter on it to its owner's hand.
AleekTheFreak:
❤️
stnrwzrd: yayyyyy!
matthaus_c: vodchamp
wifi12345678910: I'm not a vod goblin
h3rsh3yb4r: this was so good
Shurtal: VOD Villains
KWardJenx: Thank you, Paul!
panpaladin: can anyone find the LTJMTG channel? I'm not seeing it
matthaus_c: VODeville
FurthestChunk: that is a very quiet paul
definenull: Horse!
flatluigi: paul's pretty quiet
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Pywodwagon: the sub is coming from inside the moonbase
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Juliamon: ah, there's our man
flatluigi: ben's mostly in the business of drawing out horses
gualdhar: is Wheeler making another horse joke?
drewm1022: I think it's ljt, not ltj? Maybe?
gualdhar: I thought that was banned
RandomTrivia:
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the Venga Bus.
panpaladin: @drewm1022 It is, thanks!
RandomTrivia:
"They are blueberries, put them on the bus" 
Gooseblast:
jessicaengle:
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
bytecaster: And of course, PPR soon
wifi12345678910: PPR?
Sarah_Serinde: !ppr
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definenull: More peepers!
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KWardJenx: Yes, trap Sorensen. More Robin content!
jessicaengle: She leaves me weasels by the stairs
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jessicaengle:
wifi12345678910: Yay!
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jessicaengle:
@wifi12345678910
wifi12345678910: First time someone's gotten my name right, thanks!
jessicaengle: Froot Brute!
jessicaengle: Awesome handle
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
Dog_of_Myth:
KWardJenx: Thank you. Best Sunday I've had in forever
chriswr5: clap
wifi12345678910: Bye!
SittingOx: NOW FOR THE VOD!
Mr_Horrible:
thanks to all the staff and competitors for a wonderful event
definenull: And more magic to come next week!
kragmabutch: thank you all for the stream
poogarb: !decklist
Juliamon: !decks
poogarb:
ty
LoadingReadyRun:
If you missed any of the games, you can watch the vod, or it will all be up on youtube.com/lrrmtg in a few days
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