Crossing the Streams || Jackbox

 jessicaengle: ha!
 jessicaengle: You understand.
 jessicaengle: Is sexy snowman the criminal in this scenario?
 v_nome: Feels like more of a henchman. The Jaws of Woo, Martinis
 v_nome: At the end sexy snowman falls in love and gives up the the henching life
 jessicaengle: Something something..... opens up a bakery?   Or a bookshop.
 KeytarCat: Gelato stand
 jessicaengle: 
 RockPusher: !fondquote jack
 RockPusher: !findquote jack
  LRRbot: Quote #141: "It's the scariest of all monsters: the Jumping Jack Dinosaur." —Paul [2015-04-06]
  Juliamon: I'm also fond of quotes
 Forlorgen: !findquote love
  LRRbot: Quote #5575: "I love my skin but it needs to be updated." —James [2018-12-11]
  Juliamon: yeah..... yeah.
 NewtyNewts: Almost boxing time!
 spethycakes: !findquote box
  LRRbot: Quote #3337: "Get in the party box!" —Ian [2016-08-31]
 RockPusher: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the office sweatband
 Forlorgen: wooo party box
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !advice
  LRRbot: The moon is a liar. Do not follow the moon.
 GapFiller: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Accept limitations from hot rich people.
 RockPusher: but the moon is pretty, why not follow the moon
 Forlorgen: !findquote birds
  LRRbot: Quote #8358: "Geese are raptors of the bird world." —Molly [2022-11-17]
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: The moon follows me.
 GapFiller: The Moon is clearly hot and rich
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: Jewels!
 Brozard: !findquote home
  LRRbot: Quote #8514: "For the folks at home, I pogged in real life." —Wheeler [2023-04-16]
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PST (0s from now).
 RockPusher: 
 laikagoat:   
 Manae:  
 baltimore_667083:   
 ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a really small, sad banana
 TheWriterAleph: aww poor banan
 PharaohBender27 tunes after after watching some of and donating to Sarah Z's YouTube fundraiser
 spethycakes: aww, sad banana
 RockPusher: !findquote banana
  LRRbot: Quote #7727: "Bananas or death!" —Paul [2021-08-13]
 RockPusher chooses the bananas
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You smell very delicious, but I will not bite you.
 TheWriterAleph: i choose banana
 micalovits: I choose death, then I don't have to pay bills
 jessicaengle: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #191: "Why are we in this school? Why are we in a *Japanese* school? Oh, shittles!" —Graham [2015-05-01]
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends!  At last we return to the box of jacks!
 PharaohBender27: Did that !sir command get added in after NaDtD started? 
  Juliamon: that !sir is from BG3 owlbear
 micalovits: The best pet
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Ah!
 baltimore_667083: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Use your body to cushion your own fall.
 Garfman314: the box is about to jack, correct?
 PharaohBender27 tries to remember what the owlbear's name was
  Juliamon: yes, just setting up
 AnjaZeta: Tied for first with Scratch and Halsin
 jessicaengle: Hootie the Pooh?
 PharaohBender27: I feel like it ended with "-ton" - maybe Hootington?
 micalovits: Halsin is also a very good Pet yes...
 DaxStrife: @jessicaengle He makes owl pellets, actually.
 jessicaengle: Hootington is a good name.
 PharaohBender27: Argh, I *watched* that PiF and I can't remember
 NewtyNewts: boooooo
 RockPusher:   
 SymphonySolstice:  
 PharaohBender27:  !
 iarethel0ser:   
 Manae:   
 SnackPak_: 
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 fastlane250: !findquote signal
  LRRbot: Quote #8806: "My brain sends signals to the squishy bits and I go up and down." —Cori [2023-11-15]
Riandisa:   
 laikagoat:   
 ShaneLeeAtk: No refresh needed? It is going to be a good night.
 fastlane250:  main screen turn on 
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 Brozard: It continues
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 NewtyNewts: Oh hey there
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: So excited to have my subversary fall on Jackbox!!
 jacqui_lantern234: @SkylerRingtail CRY CRY CRY!!! 
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello friends!!
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 ShaneLeeAtk: So close to nice!
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 flatluigi: jabbox
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 jacqui_lantern234: @saucemaster5000 FAK U SCRUB  (jk ily sauce youre a delight)
 teddywhosabear: jabbox
 Shparky2197: Hello all, how are we this afternoon? At least, it's afternoon here, it's swelteringly hot 34 degrees Celsius here in Aus. That's about 94 degrees in freedom units
 saucemaster5000: @jacqui_lantern234 AND U ARE A TROGDELIGHT
 coachNelly: oh hi
 baltimore_667083: hi nelly!
  s1ck1y: gaming!!!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkylerRingtail You're great
 cmdrzellgaudis: hi Nelly!
  Juliamon: Shparky2197 My ideal temp tbh
 coachNelly: gaming indeed
 RockPusher: 
 baltimore_667083: it's go time!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh hai nelly! Glad it's your first time at jackbox 
 jacqui_lantern234: @coachNelly ayo its your first time playing jackbox!!! 
 NewtyNewts: Games! Games! Games!
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 Rhynerd: Y'know what I'll throw my sub in now.
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 jacqui_lantern234: @s1ck1y r u gamer enough? 
 coachNelly: cant wait to try jack's mysterious box yes
 PharaohBender27: @Shparky2197 Ooof. It is early evening where I am, and it's been cold and *dry* (i.e. low hunidity)
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: beefy jeefy
 Shparky2197: @Juliamon Very much not mine. I joke that I am a polar bear, I hang on to my heat too well and I love winter
 MrSarkhan:   
 Brozard:  
 Earthenone: !FINDQUOTE box
  LRRbot: Quote #7631: "This is apparently a game about making cookies and fixing music boxes." —Dale [2021-06-07]
 0x6772: wheee!
 jacqui_lantern234: LOOKIT THESE 6 CUTIES ON MY SCREEN 
 Fruan: OMg, Jordynne I love your hair
 flatluigi: nelson much louder
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, Katleen, Ian, Jorynne, Matt, Nelson, and Beej!
 micalovits: @jacqui_lantern234 And all the cuties in chat!
 sheqesi: Wooooo Jackbox!
 Shparky2197: Oh, I hate the sneeze that never comes
 PharaohBender27: And Paul!
RockPusher: 
 cmdrzellgaudis: can’t wait to see Nelson play for the first time!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul!!!!
 Sheikun07: 
 NewtyNewts: Studio B, or Studio P?
 ShaneLeeAtk: It's Nelly's first time!
 stippledotter: Classic Paul Moment
 jacqui_lantern234: @micalovits ok THATS debatable  jk yall are cute
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Always nice when they have a newbie on the stream
 Earthenone: !patreon
  LRRbot: All of LoadingReadyRun's streams and videos are made possible by direct support from viewers like you. Check out our Patreon at http://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 PharaohBender27: @NewtyNewts My question as well
Spades_Slicc: Ooh, Nelly's first jackbox
 DiscordianTokkan: Mest?
 raulghoulia: you're trying to tell me a box jacked this?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's one thing I'm glad is my fault!
 DaxStrife: Houst? Thoust!
 Shparky2197: Lucrative?
kusinohki: jacque?  I don't think I know him...
 jacqui_lantern234: jokes on you, ian, lrr's paid me more than ive paid yall 
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 RandomTrivia:  Ian
 Fruan: Scraping the bottom of a very high barrel
 spethycakes: Luke Rattive?
 PharaohBender27: 
 RockPusher: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Shparky2197: Oh dang, I would love to have money to buy merch. Hopefully once I quit smoking I will
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Shparky2197 Best of luck on that one
 couchboyj: Does Vraska use the snake tongues too?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AttractiveHungryNikudonTinyFace-L0VqbVUWINrGpeIm
 Simonark: Next up, Tyvar punching Tybalt off a bridge in the style of Leonora Carrington sleeves?
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean I work in vet med and we use them for cat litter?
 ghyllnox: What do people even use for proof of life anymore with no newspapers around
 calculated_uncertainties: What potato is your favorite>
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 yes! pay LRR so they pay employees and guests
 laikagoat: murder time?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yes, murder time
 PharaohBender27: Murder time!
 RockPusher: time to murder this party
 djalternative: got here right on time
 bytecaster: Always lie to chat
 NotCainNorAbel: !findquote lies
  LRRbot: Quote #9209: "The holidays are a great time to lie to your loved ones." —Beej [2024-12-13]
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I know that music anywhere
kusinohki: ipad with a minute old tiktok instead of a newspaper??
 NoxStryx: Up Yours......contribution
 raulghoulia: Big Beej
 DaxStrife: Big Beej!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian's a main stay on the House of Lies
 public_key_reveal_party: Kathleen has clearly never watched rhythm cafe
 Diabore: TMP TMP TMP
   LoadingReadyRun: code is FCKW
 baltimore_667083: Big Beej!
 PharaohBender27: Honestly, I support that
 fastlane250: bus W
  Mathwyn: Mah gahdynne, its Jahdynne!
SaxPython: FCKW is rather ominous
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej is gigantic for some reason
 jacqui_lantern234: im notably NOT the only person who LRR's paid 
 bytecaster: Beeeg Beej action!
 Shparky2197: Oh right, I forgot I could participate in these games
 NotCainNorAbel: prepared
 ghyllnox: "Dodge Your Paycheck
LariatWest subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 76 months!
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 ThorSokar: Paul's version of Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and Dodge?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do every day
 Simonark: Is this when one crew member finds out they're the only one with a sack full of dimes?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Why doesn't Beej just eat all of the rest of them?
 ThorSokar: but it's rolls of quarters?
 NewtyNewts: Just missing a D at the end of that room code
 PharaohBender27: Wow, it just me or is game audio a bit on the loud side?
WardsarTheWriter: Beej is coming across as the host.
 KaleidoscopeMind: Beeg beej
 raulghoulia: why doesn't Beej, the biggest contestant, simply eat the other players?
 patrick_stonecrusher: Big Beej, now with 60% more Beej
 PharaohBender27: Immediate windmill slam
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's get that win chat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have a feeling
 RealGamerCow: Reminder, Africa is BIG.
 NewtyNewts: Biiiig Beeeeej
  Mathwyn: LRR in the pocket of big beej
 ProcyonFlynn: At least it's not usa centric
SaxPython: oh no.  I answered wrong because I missed the not
 MegaDosX: Chat carry me on this one please, I haven't the faintest clue >_>
 djalternative: I'm pretty sure one of these is French as an official language
 LariatWest: One of these is VERY far from the Swahili coast
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But if my memories of colonialism are wrong I was goozled
 Simonark: One of these countries is far away from the others.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah
 laikagoat:  
 Brozard: lorg beej
 MegaDosX: Oh hey I guessed correctly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was correct!
 30teracyte: the one thats in west africa instead of east africa
 jessieimproved: that was deduction
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 Rhynerd: should've listened to me gut reaction
 jacqui_lantern234: CMON JORDYNNE
IslandersCaper: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I knew right after I clicked it I got it wrong and what was the right one
 ThorSokar: yes, matt
 Arclight_Dynamo: I did a project on Sierra Leone in grade 12. Canadian school.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Oh right... thanks for the sub on saturday Dog_of_Myth
sadfleck: why is Beej so big??
 0x6772: I mean, not just French, Matt, but mostly.
 Brozard: I love pegging!
 Diabore: rip jordynne
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Diabore: calling it now
 jacqui_lantern234: oh sweet! time for pegging!!!
aitsu100: Lucky hit
 fastlane250: Everyone loves a little peg... activity.
 Nigouki: pegging right from the start!?
 DoodlestheGreat: Been a while since I've been pegged.
 hieroglyphica: Good evening all!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BRO
 James_the_Dabbler: Gonna get pegged
 Brozard: @jacqui_lantern234 Jacqui yes!
 jessicaengle: Why is Beej so beeg?
 LariatWest: one double-up
 Diabore: YES
 hieroglyphica: Oh this is my favorite part
 MegaDosX: RIP Jordynne
 jacqui_lantern234: NOOOOO
 RandomTrivia: 
 adept_nekomancer: Oh no Jordynne 
 PharaohBender27:  Jordynne
ChargingFurret: nooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 Jordynne
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I got it right
 spethycakes: RIP Jordynne
 RandomTrivia: NELSON
ChargingFurret: NELLY
 TheWriterAleph: 
 NotCainNorAbel: NELSON!
 baltimore_667083: NELLY
Despoiler98:  
Spades_Slicc: Just a little death zone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You want the little death
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DaxStrife: Pegging with consequences
 RockPusher:  
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 wedge_x: the little death zone
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Iadult
 baltimore_667083: exactly ian!
 NewtyNewts: IAN
 0x6772: IAN
 hieroglyphica: NELLY we don't talk about the death zones
 RainyMint: IAN
 JadedCynic: o/
 micalovits: Hopefully you get to choose the hole when Pegging
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 Arclight_Dynamo: Could we have a little less game audio?
 Sheikun07: Audience sweep, Audience sweep, Audience sweep
 baltimore_667083: alright come on chat we got this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also consent is key
 ekimekim: micalovits: something something my hole, made for me
 MegaDosX: Um.
WardsarTheWriter: The only faux pas in that situation is making a hole yourself.
 jacqui_lantern234: reminder to get consent before pegging someone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 RealGamerCow: pegging?
 MegaDosX: I...do not know
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want it to be so bad
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah I have no idea
 NewtyNewts: Amusing trivia
 RandomTrivia: Sadly no Iron Lotus red herring answer 
 MegaDosX: I get the feeling I'm going to be useless this game 
 Pteraspidomorphi: I didn't get that far in Medalist yet
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi Jordynne!  Happy to drive you any time.
 KaleidoscopeMind: only one of these is a pairs move
 adept_nekomancer: The death spiral is way too metal for an olympic sport.
 RealGamerCow: what the Canadian shit is "figure skating unit", Beej?
 EchoesOfTheTide: Hazarding a wild guess there
 JadedCynic: did no one else just follow figure skating???
 GasCityGaming: Jordyn wasn't alive for another 15 years
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Just wait, it get so much more random
 PhorrestGaze: I only know the iron lotus.
 laikagoat:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IT WAS THE THING
 NewtyNewts: Hell yeah!
 GasCityGaming: Jordynne*
 Sheikun07: oh wow
kusinohki: I don't remember this from yuri on ice
 SnackPak_: wpppw
 MegaDosX: I GUESSED RIGHT
 underhill33: Yea boi
 MegaDosX: Hell yeah
 RandomTrivia: Wait really? Heh, neat
 SnackPak_: woow*
 jacqui_lantern234: TPK! TPK!
 baltimore_667083: i put that as a joke
ChargingFurret: WUT
 Fruan: Was someone supposed to toot about being live? That's normally a thing that happens, right?
 0x6772: That move is still called that.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was the thing I didn't guess because I assumed it was a joke
 LariatWest: "who did this cool unit?" clearly no one else lol
 DaxStrife: First trap: pegging. Second trap: dict.
 baltimore_667083: the. what.
 jessicaengle:  ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All cereal mascots are insane send tweet
 Simonark: In 1988 Olympic terms... Lennox Lewis was from my home town, and so no other sport than boxing even got discussed. Every school kid got his autograph, handed out in homeroom. It was weird.
 DoodlestheGreat: Honestly, I'm with the killer on that one.
 MegaDosX: RIP Matt
 jacqui_lantern234: rip matt
 JadedCynic: no, CLEAR plastic bag 
 jessicaengle: Oofa.  You didn't have to murder him
 RandomTrivia: Yes, that's why
 KaleidoscopeMind: insane delicious product
 Diabore: not a single mistake
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheWriterAleph: "peter is insane delicious product"
 MegaDosX: We're coming second!
 NewtyNewts: mascot is insane delicious pproduct
 0x6772: Hey, we're in 2nd, Chat!
 jessicaengle: The Three Strausses
 Earthenone: slumdog beejoniare
 DaxStrife: Holy crap I know this one.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know!!!!!!
 EchoesOfTheTide: I think I might actually know this one
 Shparky2197: I love how we still are getting more lore about the host of this game
 JadedCynic: man, I've never been so happy to be OOOOLD
 Diabore: directly into beejs interests
 adept_nekomancer: @Earthenone [beejdrop noise]
 laikagoat: wow 3 for 3
 EchoesOfTheTide: Hell yeah
DideRobot: LRR: Time for Crossing the Streams! Tonight we're back to Jackbox! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/113903341650462330
 underhill33: let's go
 NewtyNewts: Slumdog Beejionaire
 baltimore_667083: oh that's right
Spritz_T: Slippy, do you see the band?
 tryllebanjo: Who... who's 'The Band'???
thedepthandbreadthofseth: beejdog millionaire
 jessicaengle: Q?
 flatluigi: it's because beej is the large video today
 0x6772: Q!
 Diabore: thats rude
kilnfiendpotter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months, currently on a 33 month streak!
 kilnfiendpotter: 35 months?! Oh my bones..I feel my bones withering into dust
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Challenge is Beej plays guitar so Kathleen can't match him
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 SkylerRingtail: Now watch Beej snipe Kathleen's answer here
aitsu100: Z
 kilnfiendpotter: Also hellooooo friends!
 EchoesOfTheTide: @tryllebanjo They were Dylan's band (but also existed independently before and after that)
hi_im_emily: aw heck dang frick i already missed like 7 minutes of murder
 djalternative: bigger video means bigger brained beej
 jessicaengle: @0x6772 Drift compatible! 
 wedge_x: x string gon give it to you
 adept_nekomancer: Not a fan of the Q string, it keeps trying to put humanity on trial.
SaxPython: KFP 
kimmiekoneko subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: One of the times being drift compatible is bad
 PharaohBender27: Had to look through my Mastodon posts to remember how to do it, but I've upped my Patreon membership to LRR to a *nice* amount
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 jessicaengle: @adept_nekomancer 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @tryllebanjo they're a folk band.  they toured with Bob Dylan for a bit.
 Simonark: That round is terribly one-note.
 MegaDosX: IAN
 RandomTrivia: IAN
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 RainyMint: IAN 󠀀
Davlenagain subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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 baltimore_667083: you really do learn something ne every day
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not on a guitar
 tryllebanjo: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Got it, thanks 
kusinohki: d string un picked...
 jacqui_lantern234: EADGbe
 djalternative: no. Ian's just being factual here people
 kilnfiendpotter: Wait Ian, is that a pic of someplace in Kyoto?
 kilnfiendpotter: Because I swear I've been there
 0x6772: @jessicaengle Yay!
 PharaohBender27: Totally guessing
 jacqui_lantern234: oh no, jordynne
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Let me guess, Beej got a French tip this week.
 Saintnex: oh whoops lol
jpost042: oh yeah, the big crab
 korvys: And that explains why she failed
 TheWriterAleph: 
 kimmiekoneko: well i guess you really failed that class
 hieroglyphica: What's really popular right now is the 'drippy French'!
 jacqui_lantern234:  gdi jordynne
  Mathwyn: Ah yes i recognise the big crab from yakuza zero
 kilnfiendpotter: Ahhh! The giant crab reminded me of a spot in Kyoto I walked by for a week
 Crad0k: jordynne
 jessicaengle: 
WardsarTheWriter: That pause...
 RealGamerCow: wait, "Mistress" isn't an answer.
 hd_dabnado: music to smack balls to?
  Juliamon: yaoi paddle
 baltimore_667083: ah yes, a croquet croquet
 Simonark: It's a flamingo?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know this specifically because someone tried to argue with an instructor that she got an expensive nail thing and shouldn't have to cut her nails for the surgery prep class
 JadedCynic: 
 RockPusher: 
 MegaDosX: Wow
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheWriterAleph: hahahaaaa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT:S AMAZING
 jacqui_lantern234: PFFFT OMFG 
 PharaohBender27: 
 jessicaengle: okay that's pretty funny
 SnackPak_: 
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 GasCityGaming: Is that the new "in bed", "in croquet"?
 RandomTrivia: Never in your life 
 spethycakes: 
 MegaDosX: "Nobody's ever said that before!"
 Garfman314: isn't the answer a flamingo?
 kilnfiendpotter: "A little too straight" - words that have NEVER been said to Jordynne since
 hieroglyphica: Ok, I weirdly know this one because my family insisted on going to St John's college
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 jacqui_lantern234: man, i'd punch someone if they called me straight 
 hieroglyphica: Except for me, they'd run out of money by me
aitsu100: smokem if you gotem
 Simonark: If a test in make-up school goes badly, what do they call your second chance test?
 baltimore_667083: appropriate name for room 420
 hieroglyphica: Yeah I'm not straight by any meaning
SaxPython: @jacqui_lantern234 Finn energy
 ButButTheJesus: ah heck I missed the start, oh well hi all 
 MegaDosX: Remarkably fair
 Rhynerd: perfectly balanced
 kilnfiendpotter: "Straightforward" implies the existence of "Queerforward"
 RandomTrivia: 
 Rhynerd: you die, I imagine.
 JadedCynic: HORNER
 RockPusher:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kilnfiendpotter I want to be called that one day, I would be so flattered
 tryllebanjo: Mad lad!
 jacqui_lantern234: @SaxPython my vampire and i do share some qualities 
 RandomTrivia: Ian pls
 Kramburger: IAN
Spritz_T: most likely
 SkylerRingtail: Ian QA testing over here
 DoodlestheGreat: Then you die, Ian.
ChargingFurret: HORNER
 Saintnex: Yea, im guessing death
Jericu: 24 outta ian
 SymphonySolstice: science!
 Sheikun07: Performing science
 Kramburger: This is content
 Rhynerd: but y'know what I betted on Ian dying, so do that science
 TheWriterAleph: ooh
 JadedCynic: Called it
 Saintnex: welp
 RainyMint: 
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHAHA
 tryllebanjo: BOOM
ChargingFurret: 
 RockPusher: hahaha
 MegaDosX: Wow
 NimrodXIV: cool
  Mathwyn: 
 SnackPak_: o7
 Fruan: WOW
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 underhill33: 
 DeM0nFiRe: F
 fastlane250: 
 Kramburger: How unexpected
 SymphonySolstice: you Explode
 EchoesOfTheTide: Beautiful
 Thefluffiestguineapig:    
 Nigouki: science successful
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 spethycakes: 
 Crad0k: bloop doop?
 Drasvin: Uh oh
 RandomTrivia: Absolutely fucking amazing
 Mindfire13: Cool
 TheWriterAleph: ian's been hacked
thedepthandbreadthofseth: science!
 fastlane250:  
 JadedCynic: Rule 1:  Follow instructions 
 ButButTheJesus: 
 jacqui_lantern234: good job, ian
 0x6772: Still in second, chat!
 PharaohBender27: Oh, we're in second place!
 baltimore_667083:   
WardsarTheWriter: So that wasn't my discord, oh good.
 coachNelly: 'if you choose not to decide you still have made a choice'
 MegaDosX: This one I know!
 Saintnex: oh thank goodness, a question I can answer lol
 PharaohBender27: Did an educated guess
 Forlorgen: i thought that was the achivo noise
 RockPusher: delicious!
 SquareDotCube: good fire suppressant
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I had to explain to a woman you don't use this to brush a dog's teeth!!
 MegaDosX: I made cookies the other day so I needed it >_>
SaxPython: @Forlorgen same
 jacqui_lantern234: sodium BIcarbonate! happy pride!
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
kusinohki: yay!  a question I know the answer to!
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear
 mercano82: Na(CO)2, isn’t it?
 Fruan: Back in the chicken!
 KeytarCat: @coachNelly Oh I need to add that album to my big playlist
 TheWriterAleph: in the square hole
 Lysander_salamander: so many recalls
 teddywhosabear: you got three dozen recalled eggs? dang
ChargingFurret: @mercano82 yep
 0x6772: Those eggs go on the nearest Tesla, right?
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 PharaohBender27: Got it!
TheAinMAP: 
 LordZarano: Lol, it's called bicarb in the UK
 NotCainNorAbel: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HappyBigGiraffeOSsloth-a3wfbFcATmV_Xl4Q
 EchoesOfTheTide: I think this is the best I've ever done at Murder Party
 MegaDosX: OK Beej who did you talk to about this one
 baltimore_667083: YES
 DaxStrife: Ian bragging about eggs in this economy. 
 Nigouki: Backstroke of the West
 jessicaengle: Katamari Damacy?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh these are so good
 Rhynerd: I want it to be 4
 Diabore: i want it to be 1
 Brozard: Please be 2
 PharaohBender27: Choosing 1 because I want it to be that
 drrek0: I want it to be all of them
 SnackPak_: I love them all
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can see all of these but the second one, but I want it to be 2
 ButButTheJesus: hrm
ChargingFurret: lease be 4
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 DrLigmaPhD: I'd watch all 4
 RainyMint: I want it to be 1 
 jessieimproved: i love them all but i think it's 4
 fastlane250: goes automatically to the escape if you make it to 10, if I remember correctly
 micalovits: Anything but 3
 Earthenone: as a yugioh fan i want 4 to be true
 Arclight_Dynamo: Huh. The audience plugin had HTML tags n the answers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Earthenone: yes!
ChargingFurret: YES
 Shparky2197: ooooh
 omdorastrix: I like #4 - it's my favourite beastie boys song
 laikagoat: wow, 7 for 7
Spritz_T: makes sense
 jessieimproved: that one seemed the most likely
 HarmonisedMelody: Nailed it!
 EchoesOfTheTide: Damnit, I spoke too soon. I almost went with that
 raulghoulia: rude
kusinohki: so is the comic also called that?
ChargingFurret: beej is going HARD
 HarmonisedMelody: Wow, go Beej 
Spritz_T: go beej
 0x6772: Beej is doing really well!
 ArcOfTheConclave: beej is good at this one
 Seth_Erickson: Beej is a killer rule follower
 Arclight_Dynamo: Of all the people on the stream, Beej is the one most likely to follow a rule, IMO.
 NewtyNewts: Bucket sounds?
 teddywhosabear: beej is killing it lol
 Shparky2197: Naming stuff can be very hard sometimes
 HarmonisedMelody: Equal 
 Drasvin: Naming stuff is hard, Murder Host
 TheWriterAleph: ooooh
 kilnfiendpotter: No surprise, Beej is best rules follower
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is not the game to challenge Beej on
  Mathwyn: Beej best at rules
 Saintnex: oh dang, the tie
 ThorSokar: there was A TIE
Spritz_T: tie at 15
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Matt caught up at the end.
 bytecaster: nice
Critterbot: Nice.
 Ignatiuspants: Beej is the rules-following champion!
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 DrLigmaPhD: I bitched, live
 RandomTrivia: Nice
hackingducks: niceee
 iarethel0ser: Nice
 MegaDosX: Nice.
 SnackPak_: nice
 jacqui_lantern234: 9nice
 RainyMint: Nice
 Earthenone: beej tied, and apaerentlyties goes to the runner
 RockPusher: nice
 Rhynerd: ties go to the living it seems
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I KNOW THIS
ChargingFurret: EZ
 ButButTheJesus: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why the fuck do I know this?????
 MegaDosX: Nine hundred and Nice years old
 SymphonySolstice: my christian upbringing finally comes in handy
 teddywhosabear: biblical blorbos
 laikagoat: wow, 8 for 8 unless im bad
 The_Color_Twelve: Simpsons
 EchoesOfTheTide: I feel like I'm wrong about this one...
 Arclight_Dynamo: Gandalf!
 Simonark: There is also a Star Trek about this guy
 0x6772: I've literally read this in more than one language.
 laikagoat: yep
 Shparky2197: I know bible, because of Catholic Upbringing
 RockPusher: aka the one who was known for being really old
 jessieimproved: I grew up in church so like
 The_Color_Twelve: The bible trading card joke
 EchoesOfTheTide: Oooh, I was wrong that I was wrong lol
 kilnfiendpotter: Yep! That was my guess too!
 Lysander_salamander: live live live!
 MegaDosX: "Wow, a Methuselah rookie card!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Shparky2197 I;m sorry by proxy
 bytecaster: Room 669, nice again!
 jacqui_lantern234: the only reason i knew that was cause of Redwall XD
 mercano82: I don’t even know who that is.
 kilnfiendpotter: 15 years of reading the Bible has paid off
 Lysander_salamander: Live!
 DoodlestheGreat: I knew it was methuseleh from Warner Bros cartoons...
 NewtyNewts: Take 2 to take out Beej
TheAinMAP: I remember this name from "Redwall"
 chrono2x: I've never seen anyone survive this oen
 RockPusher:  
 JadedCynic: IAN
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Ian.... go on
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damn Ian
 RandomTrivia: 
 ThorSokar: if you time out on this game, he puts you in the box, but leaves the lid open, so everyone knows where you are
 PharaohBender27: 
 Lysander_salamander: aw
 Lysander_salamander: oh well
 mercano82: everyone look under their chair. you get a sword and you get a sword…
 calculated_uncertainties: Just the tip
 HarmonisedMelody: Can't live forever!
 DoodlestheGreat: Gunsword.
 Simonark: It's a Spear Gun!
 Rhynerd: the sword was cannon propelled
 ButButTheJesus: gunsword!
 jacqui_lantern234: @TheAinMAP many of my fellow millenial had their awakening with Disney's Robin hood. mine was Redwall
 Shparky2197: Yeah, turns out a buttload of Catholic guilt wasn't really the best way for an autistic and possibly ADHD child to grow up. Thankfully it was only my grandparents, Mum and Dad didn't really push it
 RandomTrivia: Let's go, Chat!
 fastlane250: Bullets are just long-range knives
lizardknight: Put on the bayounet
 baltimore_667083: alright everyone-it's time
 JadedCynic: no, Y'all stabbed him, and then the announcer shot him 
 Drasvin: The stab didn't kill him. The gun finished him off
 baltimore_667083: now or never
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Let's go Nelly!!!!
 ButButTheJesus: Squall not Cloud #gunsword
 0x6772: We have a real chance to win this, Chat.
 Lysander_salamander: I guess bullets are like tiny javelins?
 PharaohBender27: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Beginner's luck?
 wedge_x: christ
Spritz_T: obscure
 omdorastrix: wasnt it Squall that had the gunsword?
  Graham_LRR: wow a Chien Andalou reference. wild.
 Ignatiuspants: you're thinking of Leon from Kingdom Hearts, with the swordgun
 JadedCynic: trick question for the tutorial 
 NewtyNewts: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters Beejinner's*
 teddywhosabear: deep cut
 coachNelly: right right SQUALL mb
 Diabore: cmon chat we got this
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: I love that the audience is a crocheted ginger root.
 DiscordianTokkan: I love lumpy
 PharaohBender27: Let's go chat!
Spritz_T: bit of a gimme
 NimrodXIV: I love Lumpy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, he doesn't live ther????????
 NewtyNewts: Lumpy!
 Rhynerd: time to get ourselves another win, chat!
 kilnfiendpotter: I'm literally crocheting a blanket right now
 PharaohBender27: Ooohh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Really????
 Lysander_salamander: oh right, lumpy
 Ignatiuspants: Lumpy??
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 jessicaengle: Crushing it, chat
 kilnfiendpotter: Hephalumpy!
 Lysander_salamander: from the animated movie
 Heckhoundbolt: how many games have I missed
 spethycakes: Leaves of Grass is a poetry collection, though
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 1/2
 JadedCynic: damn free verse
 jessicaengle: This is the first game
 teddywhosabear: deep cut ian lol
ChargingFurret: @Heckhoundbolt first one
 PharaohBender27 sees what Ian did there
 Mindfire13: @Heckhoundbolt This is the first one
 Heckhoundbolt: good
 Lysander_salamander: I guess it's canon sort of, since it's a disney sequel
 Simonark: The B-52s, it's Maya Angelou's version of Rock Lobster
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude I've got no idea
 Diabore: i saw it, it was anus
 teddywhosabear: I love that the simpsons got tom clancy to do his voice for that one clip of him going "well--"
 Crad0k: nobody saw that, and that's for the best
 ShaneLeeAtk: I went to University with one of the writers of Love Guru.
Desruprot:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp already wrong
 kilnfiendpotter: I love that Austin Powers was so respectful and insisted on consent with all of his partners.
 underhill33: til
 Pteraspidomorphi: Wow audience
 NimrodXIV: lol
 50keyz: LOL
 jacqui_lantern234:  JORDYNNE YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I studied politics not weapons you fucks!!
 TheWriterAleph: da VIKNI??
 NewtyNewts: Duhamel mich
  Graham_LRR: Josh Duhamel?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Duhamel, often confused with an Olyphant
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does the Claw from Toy Story count?
 RockPusher: Graham_LRR I assume so
 jacqui_lantern234: MOJO JOnathan Jostar 
 RandomTrivia: 
 omdorastrix: Timothee Duhamel?
 Pteraspidomorphi: I don't know who owns each IP
 kilnfiendpotter: Don;t have children?!
 50keyz: WOW
 Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah
 kilnfiendpotter: You FAMOUSLY have children!
 LariatWest: Claw as in Dr?
Spritz_T: the disney inspecter gadget had claw
 lion_byte: Claw???
 Ignatiuspants: I don't know what Disney owns these days
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: We learn the dark truth of Nelly
 jessicaengle: Yet
 RandomTrivia: Not yet, Paul
 Fruan: In which dialect?!
kusinohki: smurf, gadget, powerpuff...
Desruprot: 
 RandomTrivia: Come on, Chat, we've got this!
 Crad0k: uuh, that depends on pronunciation...
TheTekkieman: The Smurfs shall never bow to the Mouse!
 Arclight_Dynamo: They're Belgian, Ian.
Spritz_T: they tried to make dr claw cool by removing dr
epsilon_vee: sounding out "farmyyard" with the most possible jfk on it to see if i can make it three syllables
 Simonark: Smurfs are Belgian.
 jacqui_lantern234: CMON JORDYNNE
 Heckhoundbolt: “do I own that?” “Not yet sir.”
 Crad0k: guard-dian
  Graham_LRR: Patrick Troughton, the second prime minister
 The_Color_Twelve: doctor 2
 KaleidoscopeMind: jordynne is basically chat right
 Ignatiuspants: I'm going for an audience victory here
 RandomTrivia: Yes, Troughton WAS a Doctor, the second
 EchoesOfTheTide: Time Lord, Prime Minister, same thing right?
 PharaohBender27: IAN
 RandomTrivia: 
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN HORNER
 teddywhosabear: IAN
 baltimore_667083: IAN
 RainyMint: IAN
 chaostreader: Beej has a size advantage here.
 RandomTrivia: IAN
 SnackPak_: wooow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shit
 ButButTheJesus: IAN
 Lysander_salamander: ok
 kilnfiendpotter: THAT'S BECKY SIR
 JadedCynic: IAN!!!!
 MegaDosX: Isn't the Doctor the president of the world briefly during Capaldi's run? That's close enough right?
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 tryllebanjo: GG Beej
 jacqui_lantern234: GG Beej
 ProcyonFlynn: Main Character Beej!
 baltimore_667083: gg
 LariatWest: he can't be killed!
 kilnfiendpotter: Well done Beej!
 0x6772: so close!
 RandomTrivia:      Well played, Beej!
 omdorastrix: I liked him in TNG
 baltimore_667083: it's pronounced five fathoms deep
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej with big main character energy here
 0x6772: gg, Beej
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: BIG fan
 LithelyUnshod: @MegaDosX Spoilers
 50keyz: good job
 PMAvers: Beej has escaped containment. Repeat, the Beej is Loose.
 Ignatiuspants: Beej is the champion!!
 bytecaster: Isn't it nice to survive?
 DrLigmaPhD: Writer of the first isekai
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TriviaDeath2Game/09dafb49ecc9e8acfc6d82ba0c8e78dc/
 Lysander_salamander: yay good times
 kilnfiendpotter: See what following the rules gets you?
 MegaDosX: @LithelyUnshod No I don't think River was ever the president
 RandomTrivia: Ian - death by dice 
Jericu: T shirt that says "I survived a murder hotel and all I got is a lousy $6375"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Provably untrue Ian
 jessicaengle: Ian is full of lies!
 djalternative: neither can the hips
 korvys: We got the most money, at least, Chat
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 teddywhosabear: reasons?! oh boy!
  ritchards: I'm a afraid!
 NewtyNewts: for a reason?
 Diabore: audience the actual winner because we had most money
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm afraid.
  Mathwyn: Aaahhh a break! Terrifying!
 RatherLargeToad: ooo, mystery break
NarishmaReborn: surprise players?
 JadedCynic: That was Kathleen first listed, Ian, not Beej
 0x6772: @Diabore Right?
 Earthenone: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe refresh your drink, take your meds, or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 PharaohBender27: I am not afraid, for I have faith in LRR
 DaxStrife: Technical difficultdeeznuts?
 DarkMorford: Oh hi chat! Early break today?
 tryllebanjo: @LRRbot 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Dog_of_Myth: Time to get a drink
 Lysander_salamander: I got here a little late.  How did Jordynne die?
 NewtyNewts: Added contestants maybe?
 ThorSokar: oh, is Paul gonna let us hear the BANGER?
 JadedCynic: Beej didn't die, so he appeared later in the credits
 PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford Apparently!
SaxPython: Beej will shrink to normal size
 DoodlestheGreat: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AbnegateSincereLobsterKlappa-CQDbJ8HJCxS3Ejiu
 RandomTrivia: Hey there DarkMorford - subtle hints that we're adding more players during this break!
kusinohki: chat had the most money, but still starts the final round in 3rd or 4th...
 KeytarCat: @Lysander_salamander ...peg
 Lysander_salamander: huh
 DarkMorford: @RandomTrivia Ooh, exciting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat That could be the title for conservatively 80% of clips involving Ian
 ThorSokar: dang, no banger
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They will probably be shrinking Beej to fit in the other players.
  ritchards: What happened when Ian refused to roll? I missed that moment.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: He died
 NewtyNewts: He ded
 KeytarCat: @ritchards Instant ejection
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: and then something plugged into his computer
SaxPython: ooh I got the aetherdrift ad
 Jadaris: @KeytarCat misread this real bad oh no
 Garfman314: i was hoping it was someone accepting my offer on nookazon, but alas
 RandomTrivia: @ritchards He went boom
 Nigouki: !fart
  LRRbot: Bhutsecks Honda!
 DigitalSeahorse: any more LRR peeps joining later?
 jessicaengle: Innerspace Beej
 NewtyNewts: Could be
 jessicaengle: Actually no I immediately regret my decision
kusinohki: fantastic voyage beej??
 RockPusher: JadedCynic "… and Beej, who *did not* die…"
 jessicaengle: How about Magic School Bus Beej?  I bet Mrs. Frizzle could keep Beej in line.
 NewtyNewts: Journey to the Center of the Beej?
 jessicaengle: Land of the Lost Beej?
 Dog_of_Myth: Beej and the Argonauts?
kusinohki: planet of the beej
 jessicaengle: Are these all isekais?
 NewtyNewts: The Land That Beej Forgot?
 DigitalSeahorse: 20 Thousand Leagues Under The Beej
 DoodlestheGreat: @jessicaengle Not yet.
kusinohki: across the beej in 80 days
 Dog_of_Myth: The Good, The Bad, and The Beej
 jessicaengle: Beej to the Future
 Shparky2197: Of War and Beej
 SkylerRingtail: Beej A.E.
 DigitalSeahorse: MoBeej Dick
 A_Dub888: Hi friends, how jacked are the boxes?
 jessicaengle: Beej of Arabia
 RockPusher: Being Beej Dery
 kilnfiendpotter: The Great Beejsby
 omdorastrix: The Big Bang Dery?
 Shparky2197: @A_Dub888 So jacked, they're ripped
 flatluigi: waugh
 DiscordianTokkan: yesssss
 DigitalSeahorse: the Beej of the Rings
 Lysander_salamander: ok
 drrek0: ok
 RainyMint: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 SkylerRingtail: The Imaginarium of Doctor Beej
 spethycakes: or else?
 micalovits: That was creepy
 laikagoat:   
 public_key_reveal_party: Join us?
 fastlane250: i'd rather not
 HarmonisedMelody: You're not the boss of me!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sudden Beej?
 DaxStrife: Well that was a heck of a jump scare.
 kilnfiendpotter: Excuse me!?
 DarkMorford: SPLIT THE ROOM
 SnackPak_: 
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm afraid
 ButButTheJesus: THE GREATER GOOD
 mercano82: I’ll never join you!
 Bladinus: J O I N U S
 JadedCynic: why...are you coming apart?
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 flatluigi: xhosa
 lion_byte lmao
Master_Gunner: an Alex!
 ArdCollider: yay kitty
 baltimore_667083: hi alex!
 Nigouki: hallo
TheAinMAP: 
 JadedCynic: heya AL-X!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: yes!!!!
 jessicaengle: MEow
 spethycakes: hi Alex!
 hatboozeparty: 
 DaxStrife: Alex yay!
epsilon_vee: a wild alex appears
 Lysander_salamander: yayyyy
 Earthenone: bone us alex?
 fastlane250: oh, picked up an alex from the side of the road
 ButButTheJesus: owlix!
 Shparky2197: Hi Alex!
 Sheikun07: 
 Lysander_salamander: meow
 RockPusher: 
 jessicaengle: Hi Alex!
 PharaohBender27: JOIN US
TheAinMAP: 
 RandomTrivia: We have acquired Alex! 
 Drasvin: Alex has been summoned from the void
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh hai Alex!
 micalovits: No more main Character Beej
 jessicaengle: 
 DigitalSeahorse: an Alex!
 calculated_uncertainties: yay Alex!
 coachNelly: spontaneALEX!
 Simonark: Sudden Steacy Surprise?
 patrick_stonecrusher: ShrinkBeejflation
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 omdorastrix: Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Beej
Mai_Andra: 
kusinohki: next cts is the old xmen arcade??  am I more excited for that or afk roborally??
 DigitalSeahorse:  so bright
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All of those are better
 DrLigmaPhD: Hello dilf-cat
 ekimekim: this example question keeps getting more lopsided because ads keep getting worse
 JadedCynic: seek to be MID
 baltimore_667083: the correct answer is always trains
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 A_Dub888: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/VictoriousPlumpEndivePMSTwin-XuX4Sr8MoS9jG5ZN
 laikagoat:   
 jessicaengle: !quote kitty
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 NotCainNorAbel: listen cat!
 RockPusher: meow.
 Bladinus: nya!
 DaxStrife: Nya
 micalovits: !listen
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 jessicaengle: !findquote meow
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 ButButTheJesus: meow.
 Drasvin: Meow
 ThorSokar: anything is better than an add, even just go bwah! on loop
 kilnfiendpotter: Meow wow!
 Shparky2197: The "democracy is important" line hits harder and harder each year
 Brozard: Alex! 
 memnus: 
 jessicaengle: Baxter! 
epsilon_vee: @Shparky2197 ikr?
 DarkMorford: First timers usually do well at this game, Nelly will be fine 
 Arclight_Dynamo: 1
 ButButTheJesus: @Shparky2197 
 Brozard: 3
 Sheikun07: 3
 NotCainNorAbel: 1
  ritchards: 2
 RatherLargeToad: 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
 hd_dabnado: Jack-box?
 saucemaster5000: I like 3
 JadedCynic: 3
 Dog_of_Myth: 1
 adept_nekomancer: 3 or 1 both seem good
 MegaDosX: This is a tricky choice
 SkylerRingtail: 3. Because you're rolling the dice every time
 A_Dub888: Jackberse?
 CounterOfBeans: 3 for sure
 spo8n: 2!
 kilnfiendpotter: Confederation?
 spethycakes: 2 here
 Zerragonoss: Jacktheon
 korvys: 1 matches the alternative the closest, I think
 PharaohBender27: Choosing 2 because I feel that would be most divisive
 micalovits: 2 is to extreme, both 1 & 3 are good
 lamina5432: 1
 Angreed66: I already do 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2 won't split the room
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: It is mainly Job Job that does it
 JadedCynic: yeah, like Job-Job has them as staff
Mai_Andra: i like that "oh no, the cat's hot" has become a recurring but.
 jessicaengle: wut?
kusinohki: jacque box extended universe
 HedgehogKnight: Who is on your Jackbox Mt. Rushmore?
 KaleidoscopeMind: we could?
 ProcyonFlynn: I wonder whatever happened to that giant wheel, they were cool.
 ButButTheJesus: wut
 Laserbeaks_Fury: 1 might be too meh
 Lysander_salamander: I'd prefer not to
 KV1NN4: i think my earbuds are messing up the game's louder than everyone (well,t he game voice in particular)
 KV1NN4: oh well
 Nigouki: that Blue Milk scene from TLJ but with Beej
TheTekkieman: I don't think I've ever seen the "slide puzzle" form shift on this.
 flatluigi: that's what alex gets for missing most of desert bus
 Garfman314: you must construct additional pylons
 RockPusher: rawr!
 jessicaengle: eeehhhh?
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 RockPusher:  
 MegaDosX: Alexa, fart
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Better hope you dont have the sharts
 ArcOfTheConclave: how nsty is the fart?
 spethycakes: One has a condition
 memnus:  ?
 jessicaengle: What level of fart?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How loud?
 RandomTrivia: Surely being able to use the word "I" as a trigger makes it voluntary? 
 zimmercj: I'm lactose intolerant with IBS. I already do this
 jacqui_lantern234: i exclusively will say the word "I"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How stanky?
 JadedCynic: would that count for homonyms?  "Eye"?
 Larkonus: That sounds like a GREAT way to clear a room. So I'll keep that trick in my back pocket.
 spethycakes: pirates are flat out
 adept_nekomancer: In that case you fart in a different language
kusinohki: so I would fart less??
 A_Dub888: I eat too much cheese for someone with lactose intolerance, what'll be any different?
 EchoesOfTheTide: Gonna start claiming this instead of IBS from now on
 saucemaster5000: awwww
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 teddywhosabear: aw
 lion_byte: ich
 NewtyNewts: It's impossible to describe myself
 JadedCynic: oh well
 0x6772: woof, we got robbed
 SnackPak_: 
 DigitalSeahorse: but it doesn't happen if you say EYE so you replace every instance of "I" with EYE
 MegaDosX: 
 HadesLeprechaun: would you just deflate if you said "I" over and over for like 5 minutes?
 RockPusher: 
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT JORDYNNE YES
 MegaDosX: Oh Jordynne I love that energy
 kilnfiendpotter: As a mom to a toddler, I speak in third person soooo much
 PharaohBender27: It was
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That was
 jessicaengle: 
 ButButTheJesus: @kilnfiendpotter d'aww
 Arclight_Dynamo: WOW
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT BEEJ
 saucemaster5000: what? like, OF COURSE
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Other options were yawn and slap yourself
 kilnfiendpotter: Um yes
 Shparky2197: No scoped yes
 kilnfiendpotter: Yes
 NimrodXIV: middle of the night.  done
 JadedCynic: 'street'
 Dog_of_Myth: Windmill slam
 eshplode: 
 RandomTrivia: Middle of the night
 jacqui_lantern234: THERE IS WATER IN MY NOSE
 Angreed66: not a dog person
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also can i drive to a rural street
 kilnfiendpotter: But hopefully not now because it's snowing
 Fruan: 24 hours means you can do it at 4am. Seems doable.
  Sarah_Serinde: Beej no it's not worth it
 Nigouki: 401 is never highway speed
 CounterOfBeans: I would do this for far less
 zimmercj: It doesn't say how far
 Lysander_salamander: you do have 24 hours, so probably could do it at night?
hideki101: do I get shoews?
 Diabore: slam yes, i dont think theres much people wouldnt do to get their dog back
 jessicaengle: 
 jacqui_lantern234: IM CACKLING XD
 JadedCynic: Nelly - you have 24hrs so yeah
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This is not fair, the split on people who love dogs is like 50/50 already, it doesnt matter what you have to do
 Arclight_Dynamo: Only if you pay, Jordynne.
 mercano82: how about the QEW?
 NewtyNewts: Highway X?
 DiscordianTokkan: Man, that's not even MY dog
 micalovits: I would run through a naked mall for a dog
 jessicaengle: Your dog immediately disowns you.
 DoodlestheGreat: I'll take Hollywood Blvd. Nobody would care.
 Dog_of_Myth: 24hours of Beej
 A_Dub888: @jacqui_lantern234 is it single?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, show them the messages
epsilon_vee: wearing nothing but your transponder
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 Is it baptized
 LithelyUnshod: Widest highway in the world
 DrLigmaPhD: I'd just do it
 JadedCynic: Ian - it's the 401; 'highway speed' isn't much; a walk would outpace the cars and annoy them
 laikagoat: just checking, does anyone else hear an occasional beeping on the stream or is it something in my house
 TheWriterAleph: rich lore
 kilnfiendpotter: "Honk if you want me to save my dog!"
Mai_Andra: "same hat!"
 jacqui_lantern234: @A_Dub888 given that its part of me, it is single but not baptized
 RandomTrivia: 
 MegaDosX: Iron Potato!
 ButButTheJesus: IRN TATO
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh hell yeah
Spritz_T: wonder twin powers activate
SaxPython: 100%
 GhostValv: 💯
 EchoesOfTheTide: Windmill slam yes
 Dog_of_Myth: Iron Potato is a good name
 RockPusher: Iron potat draw aggro!
 Sheikun07: Eisentater
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would be a crime fighting duo with Jordynne? Sign me up
 Scy_Anide: There's already a naked parade.
 Drasvin: Potato!
 Tangsm: "How are you? Because I'm a potato"
 Diabore: how long do i have to be buck ass nude?
 Saintnex: oooh, time for iron potato drops
 jessicaengle: Super Poutine!
 EchoesOfTheTide: make me a potat
 adept_nekomancer: The potato is the weapon!
 0x6772: That's low-cost for being a crime-fighting duo with Jordynne.
 DrLigmaPhD: "Iron potato" aka artillery shell?
 zimmercj: Chuck me hard
 DoodlestheGreat: Eagle & Spuds, next on ABC!
 UnknownFriday: So, does that make Jordynne a mighty potato eagle robot?
 spethycakes: depending on the size, an iron potato could be a mighty throwing weapon
 kilnfiendpotter: Just drop me on stuff
 Rhynerd: Clearly as Iron Potato we can become a mightly ranged weapon for our robot eagle partner
 A_Dub888: We're gonna jam SO MANY exhaust ports
WardsarTheWriter: -Gimli voice- Toss me!
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 MegaDosX: Yeah, if you turn into an iron potato you can just be an excellent projectile
 kilnfiendpotter: Iron Potato: Phase 6 of the MCU
 stippledotter: I am but an iron potato in the claws of a majestic bird
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Ferrous Beuler
 GhostValv: Wait... Is Brotato a biography?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm sorry?? WHAT
 jessicaengle: Oh wow, I forgot Mr Potato Head existed
 MegaDosX: Beej no
 PharaohBender27: 
 NewtyNewts: Of course Jordynne wouldn't turn into a robot eagle iron potato
 ButButTheJesus: WUT
 MegaDosX: OH SHIT
 PharaohBender27: * 
 baltimore_667083: HAHAHA
 MegaDosX: Somebody was savage
 RockPusher: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 RandomTrivia: Heheheheheh
 spethycakes: The Cure like the band??
 rogerivany: Wait.  When did Alex get here?
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 JadedCynic: BRAVO, Nelly!  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I live in the US so I can't afford to
 Lysander_salamander: In this economy?
 SkylerRingtail: Well I'm guessing the majority of chat doesn't have socialized healthcare...
 zimmercj: Kathleen's music already gives me hives. In a good way
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: "The Cure" or the cure?
 jacqui_lantern234: i mean, YES?????? i respect Kathleens taste in tunes
 iris_of_ether:   
 RockPusher:  
 NewtyNewts: Maybe... play music?
 Fruan: Maybe I'm a weirdo, but a one month stay in the hospital sounds kinda nice
 patrick_stonecrusher: So THATS why lve been breaking out
 PharaohBender27: 
 micalovits: Could I give up King Giz... I am not sure
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you start listening to The Cure?
 JadedCynic: I mean, I LIKE Kathleen's music taste, so yeah
FatefulWaffle: She jacks on my box till I party game
 Rhynerd: I already turned down something for BNF before.
 Lysander_salamander: But Kathleen's music is great
 RockPusher: 
 ThorSokar: Kathleen is Typhoid Mary
 MalFnord: @Fruan Having done that, cannot recommend.
 Rhynerd: rooms largely unsplit tonight.
 jessicaengle: Too much synergy!
 Shparky2197: I have a months leave from work, so yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fruan It would if I could guarantee my cats would be taken care of and my car wouldn't be seized etc. Being poor in the US is ass
 Sheikun07: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
 Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 JadedCynic: 
 RandomTrivia: Uhhh
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 JadedCynic: 
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 ButButTheJesus: GDI
 SymphonySolstice: 
 Dog_of_Myth: YES
 laikagoat: 
 NimrodXIV: LOL
 jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 baltimore_667083: LMAO
 GhostValv: 
 kilnfiendpotter: wait that's just leasing
 SnackPak_: daaaammmmn
 calculated_uncertainties: thank you
 RandomTrivia: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: YES
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 jessicaengle: 
 NewtyNewts: 
 Lysander_salamander: well, ok
Spritz_T: misunderstood question
 JadedCynic: 5k isn't going to save my house 
 NewtyNewts: 
 kilnfiendpotter: This is just indentured servitude
 Saintnex: ohhh noooo
 A_Dub888: I mean....
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Mathwyn: Just human traffic for profit
 kilnfiendpotter: hahahhahaha
 Scy_Anide: Can I sell him every month for $5k?
 EchoesOfTheTide: He's a pretty chill guy, I think he'd understand
hi_im_emily: did graham write this answer holy shit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So there's no brother in law?
 RandomTrivia:  Pffft
 JadedCynic: my BIL has had enough
 jacqui_lantern234: i fucking love you, nelly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: also cut off? So just don't speak to?
 ButButTheJesus: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Well it's more like renting a person since they come back in 30 days
 ekimekim: no, you're selling the fact you're cutting him off. it's like a fundraiser gthing
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Rent a person.
 stippledotter: It's a renewable resource
 JadedCynic: Bro needs an intervetion
 0x6772: I'm an only child. I'll sell my non-existant sibling's husband for any amount of money.
 A_Dub888: still one of the better splits this round
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 100 for Nelly taking us away from icks.
 RandomTrivia: HAH
 Lysander_salamander: what?
 GhostValv: D:
 teddywhosabear: ogfho
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
 Diabore: ?
 TheWriterAleph: 
 SnackPak_: hell yeah
 DeM0nFiRe: 
trainpants: Hahahaha
 RockPusher:  yes
 ekimekim: IAN
 micalovits: That is SO good
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 teddywhosabear: excellent lmao
 Arclight_Dynamo: Windmill slam yes!
Wizzo1138: Wow
 jessicaengle: I don't get it
 CounterOfBeans: explain
 RainyMint: 
 niccus: complete crank content. ignore it
 0x6772: CS joke for the win
 gualdhar: oh fuck
 NewtyNewts: HELL YEAH
 ThorSokar: HOLY CRAP
 iris_of_ether: OMFG
 ghyllnox: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Shparky2197: I get it
 ButButTheJesus: MATHS
 RatherLargeToad: YES
 Fruan: It's one of the hardest open questions in Math
 KaleidoscopeMind: compsci
 Jedi_Master_Zell: Woooow...
 RandomTrivia: Absolutely fucking incredible, 15/10
 JadedCynic: Max:  "Nah, That's Bait!"  
 NotCainNorAbel: i want to know what they were thinking
 gualdhar: WE'VE DONE IT
 7gorobei: math jokes, peak
 MegaDosX: What the fuck who did this
 public_key_reveal_party: This is a computer science joke
 jessieimproved: omg an algorithm joke
 Thefluffiestguineapig: maths
 HarmonisedMelody: I mean ,there's no reason not to?
 niccus: like other big problems, it's a crank magnet
 Lysander_salamander: at least it wasn't a droptable command that crashes the game again
SaxPython: O( log log n)
 public_key_reveal_party: You could get a million dollars though
 Drasvin: Oh! The Halting Problem
 Seth_Erickson: yeah but you peeked already so do your respect the boundaries 
 Pteraspidomorphi: I'm interested
 Rhynerd: my partner can computer science in privacy.
 JadedCynic: I'd love to find out if my partner DID figure it out 
 jessicaengle:  computers........ funny
lizardknight: I would not read it thought if it was that i would
 A_Dub888: one guy in Numb3rs was working on it and had like 8 chalkboards worth of equations trying to solve it
 DrLigmaPhD: Correct their work
 0x6772: A proof of P=NP is worth a bit of debate.
 NewtyNewts: I want to know how a famously un0mathy person wrote that!
 MegaDosX: Oh no
 Lysander_salamander: ew
 ekimekim: I saw that Producers reference, Matt.
 ButButTheJesus: There's a movie about it! (Travelling Salesman 2012)
 jacqui_lantern234: "wait a minute, im SINGLE"
 DeM0nFiRe: HAMBRUGERS
 jessieimproved: I would be very proud because I'm a software engineer and my spouse is in IT
 jessicaengle: Nuuuuuuuu!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Hambrugers"
 saucemaster5000: hambrugers
 JadedCynic: hella naw
 RandomTrivia: The typo really makes this 
 0x6772: Delete because typo
 flatluigi: what's a poeple
 Saintnex: hambrugers
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hambrugers.
 Lysander_salamander: too real
 MegaDosX: OK who is from Rand McNally in this chat
Mai_Andra: that's more "true, if big"
 spethycakes: poeple
epsilon_vee: poeple
 KeytarCat: Talkin bout bugsnax
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 adept_nekomancer: Oh no, the poor poeple
 MegaDosX: poeple
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Perfect
 baltimore_667083: good question matt
 tidehollowcat: Definitely read P=NP as the Ao3 tag 'porn no plot'
 Fruan: God, I'd delete something before it could trend even without the curse
 fastlane250: @MegaDosX Beat me to it!
 niccus: i... sort of want to know what would happen
 Lysander_salamander: yes good
 PharaohBender27: I voted yes because fuck disinformation
 EchoesOfTheTide: Does this also call into being an entity called a hambruger?
 jessicaengle: Hammyburgers eat the Pope
 PhorrestGaze: delete it from shame
 CounterOfBeans: 
 NewtyNewts: oops, wrong button
 jacqui_lantern234: oh no jordynne XD
 Lysander_salamander: oh no I misread it
 Ignatiuspants: it's going viral, and hambrugers are going to eat poeple
 lion_byte: hambrugers and poeple are suddenly created, i guess
 Sheikun07: Let's find out together
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 NimrodXIV: time to learn things
hi_im_emily: "hambrugers are from hambruges" lmao
 calculated_uncertainties: not the pe-po!
 kilnfiendpotter: Poeple = Poe's Fan Club?
 Rhynerd: is poeple what you call a group of ghosts from Legend of Zelda?
 A_Dub888: @Lysander_salamander same
 MegaDosX: Also this universe would be a hellscape
 iamzensballs: Dyslexic vengeful hamburgers?
  Mathwyn: @pharaohbender27 Well after 5000 likes it becomes information
 jacqui_lantern234: DAMN
 laikagoat:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH good split
 MegaDosX: Five thousand likes makes truth would be a /nightmare/
 DiscordianTokkan: Eyyyy
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: I missed the first typo because of the second 
 korvys: I delete it due to typo embarassement, not the danger
 HarmonisedMelody: Trans communities would band together FAST to bulk make things true 
 teddywhosabear: and nearly 50 50 on the audience too
Spritz_T: finally a good split
 RandomTrivia: 
 RockPusher: well split
 jessicaengle: Spleet Beej!
 0x6772: sweet, Beej!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Shparky2197: Nearly split the audience in half too
 JadedCynic: and even chat was 52/48
 JadedCynic: nice, Paul 
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NEVER
 Dog_of_Myth: Hell no
  Juliamon: 
 jacqui_lantern234: NOT AT ALL
 spethycakes: ANYTHING but that!
 kilnfiendpotter: Yesss I love that Pratchett quote
 DrLigmaPhD: No, fuck them parents
 teddywhosabear: but is it fun to smoke marijuana, tho
 A_Dub888: What do you mean NOT our intention?
 niccus: maybe this is too normie for your brand
 HarmonisedMelody: YVAN EHT NIOJ
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Terry Pratchett is and always will be profound and amazing
 ThorSokar: Oh are we back in the 80s with this one, 'cause that stupid BS is BURNED in to my brain
 calculated_uncertainties: but the 2025 hasbro hellscape...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 NewtyNewts: To imaginative minds, maybe
WardsarTheWriter: I'm all for making pearl-clutching parents mad.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @WardsarTheWriter ^^^^^^^^^^^^Same
 Ignatiuspants: retract it; I'd never want to support Wizards of the Coast
 RandomTrivia: It's not the satanic panic any more
 Dog_of_Myth: Or just clever MagicCon marketing
 MegaDosX: I live for making busybodies mad
  ritchards: I got that referecne!
 0x6772: RIP
 Lysander_salamander: "dnd is sooo mainstream" says a music-bro
 MegaDosX: Stay mad, Karens
 GhostValv: Dun goofed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Or go away
 RandomTrivia: Peets!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: BEANS
 RockPusher: 
 kilnfiendpotter: Look at dose beas
 RainyMint: Beans!
 kilnfiendpotter: **beans
 Drasvin: 
 Garfman314: wait, i missed the last result - what was it?
 Twilight_Spark: Nat 1 in that split.
 JadedCynic: If I ever backmask a track, it'd say "go to church, tithe, say your prayers" as a ref to Berke Brethed
 MegaDosX: @Thefluffiestguineapig Also acceptable, but I'm not optimistic about it being on the table
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Me neither, but I like to voice it into potential reality
 DoodlestheGreat: 2
 Sheikun07: 2
 NotCainNorAbel: 3
 Dog_of_Myth: 2
 NewtyNewts: 2
ChargingFurret: 2
 spethycakes: 3
 tidehollowcat: 2
 CounterOfBeans: 2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2
 Diabore: 2
 adept_nekomancer: 2 I guess
 Lysander_salamander: 2
 Heckhoundbolt: 1
sadfleck: 2
 lamina5432: 3
 DoodlestheGreat: 2 is equal to the first choice
 RandomTrivia: Neither 1 or 3 is splitting anything
 0x6772: strong 2
 MegaDosX: 3 might be catered more towards this specific audience
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, 2 would be divisive
 DiscordianTokkan: 2, windmill slam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's about splitting opition
 calculated_uncertainties: 1
 MegaDosX: But 2 is good
 A_Dub888: dang it, all of these are better than the given one
 saucemaster5000: huh... these aren't great choices honestly. we got screwed
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: 2
 Angreed66: 2 1 and 3 are far worse
 Pteraspidomorphi: 2 is better because of different ethics
 Lysander_salamander: 2 is synergistic with the prompt?
 A_Dub888: nvm found one
Spritz_T: 1 seems like it'd be pretty popular
 JadedCynic: isn't 2 just in a different part of the workplace as the other option?
 rogerivany: one was the same answer
 kilnfiendpotter: By the way, Happy Lunar New Year (day after tomorrow)! Hope y'all like sneks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 The thing is the degree of better, I think 2 is the least amount better
 adept_nekomancer: @JadedCynic That's just vertical integration.
 JadedCynic: @rogerivany IKR?
 DoodlestheGreat: @JadedCynic Yes, that's the idea.
 MegaDosX: @kilnfiendpotter hssssss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The animations are super good
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 jessicaengle: Interstitial Cat Face is a good band name
 RandomTrivia: D'awwwww
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 MegaDosX: He said split
 jacqui_lantern234: ANIME KITTY 
 A_Dub888: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah, I ultimately went with that
 JadedCynic: I love the variety they added over time 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX I do love snakes! I had one I used to pet sit I would watch YouTube with
 PharaohBender27: Anime cat face has appeared before
 MacbethSeemsSus: Senior Executive of Interstitial Cat Faces
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Maggot farmer
 A_Dub888: oh heck
 RandomTrivia: Wow
 MegaDosX: Oh give me the maggots
00busyhands: hohohoho
 KodeMage: ez farmer
 Sheikun07: what an evil choice
 micalovits: Farming dem MAggots
 jacqui_lantern234: maggot farmer
 JadedCynic: farmer
 Diabore: maggots maggots
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: maggot farmer
 ButButTheJesus: maggots
 SnackPak_: ppf
WardsarTheWriter: Oh god... I might actually pick maggots.
 7gorobei: farmer
 v_nome: is death off the table?
 NimrodXIV: well, i've been one of those
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Maggot farmer
 jessicaengle: 
 jessieimproved: maggots all. the. way.
 DigitalSeahorse: you know what, maggots
 kilnfiendpotter: I'm going to raise the best maggots
 JadedCynic: better than Call center monkey
thavleifrim: I can hang up on people all day
 RandomTrivia: You probably get a lot of PPE
 Lysander_salamander: for science!
 kilnfiendpotter: It's not that bad
KiloRomeo058: I'd do call center. can't deal with gross.
 DrLigmaPhD: Some hobbits keep being a pain in your ass
 KodeMage: maggot farming is actually pretty easy, they do most of the work
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So much better than call center TBH
 SageofShadowzF: I'm calling center CSR
 Nigouki: it's what Dave Batista was doing in Blade Runner 2049
 DoodlestheGreat: There are no Karen maggots
 Fruan: Isn't "maggot farmer" just findom?
 JadedCynic: CSR is #2 most stressful job behind ATC
 A_Dub888: what are we raising maggots FOR exactly?
 ekimekim: so you're saying your girlfriend asked you "would you love me if i was a worm farmer"
WardsarTheWriter: Maggots are inherently less disgusting, and I say that as a germophobe.
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Still on maggots
 Rhynerd: DAMSO
 NewtyNewts: 
 gualdhar: to farm maggots, first you shoot someone...
 kilnfiendpotter: Maggoty maggot maggot
 niccus: that sounds like make-work, i'm in
KiloRomeo058: I'm upset that this is almost a thing XP
 KodeMage: nice gloves, maybe an apron, no worries
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 Rhynerd: Shoot, i forgot to vote
 patrick_stonecrusher: Damso plays phonegames all day
 HarmonisedMelody: Didn't think I'd be so into maggot farming, but yeah... unfortunately it seems that's where I'm stuck?
 PhorrestGaze: Maggot farming is also not in the sun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @WardsarTheWriter Especially since they farm maggots and certain leeches for medical uses that are sterile now
 jessicaengle: ugh
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: maggots again
 lion_byte: 
 jessieimproved: i have not left maggots yet
 MegaDosX: Wow
 0x6772: If onlyfans doesn't appear, I'll be disappointed.
 RandomTrivia: Love those simultaneous "oooh"s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: REALLY
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 teddywhosabear: ;-;
 A_Dub888: bugger
 NewtyNewts: dang
 SymphonySolstice: rough
 RandomTrivia: Welp
hi_im_emily: i legitimately thought "jordynne, matt, y'all better not"
 DiscordianTokkan: Aw
 kilnfiendpotter: Meat processing factories are famously terrible places to work
 Shadwhawk: Knew it; there's a fundamental difference between farming maggots and killing mammals
 Rhynerd: seriously, not a single split for us?
 Dog_of_Myth: welp we tried
 saucemaster5000: yeh it was never gonna split we had bad choices
 HarmonisedMelody: Rough, but yeah
 MegaDosX: Oh well
 laikagoat:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOOOOOOOOO
 RandomTrivia: Jordynne no
 ButButTheJesus: WHAT girl?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne that's awful
  Juliamon: Just say no
 jessieimproved: noooope
 Diabore: feel like nothing was splitting
 HarmonisedMelody: Was pretty opposed to maggots, but I'm coming around on them I guess
 YawnLance: JORDYNNE
 MegaDosX: Fucking...
 RandomTrivia: OMG
 JadedCynic: 
 jessicaengle:  
00busyhands: hahahaha
 SnackPak_: ewww
 RainyMint: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 jacqui_lantern234: OMFG 
 micalovits: 10/10
 Arclight_Dynamo: BEEJ
 MegaDosX: Who did this
 RandomTrivia: 
 SkylerRingtail: A..a what?
 Lysander_salamander: I mean
 kilnfiendpotter: YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yuuuuuuuuuuup
 ButButTheJesus: NOOOO
 NewtyNewts: uh... what?
 teddywhosabear: Jordynne.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So I can plan
hi_im_emily: BEEJ
 stippledotter: Aur naur
 MegaDosX: JORDYNNE
 kilnfiendpotter: How will Elon Musk try to save me from the Goon Cave?
 PhorrestGaze: Is it my goon cave?
 RandomTrivia: IAN NO
 MegaDosX: DAMEYO
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE YES!!!!!!!!!
hi_im_emily: wait JORDYNNE
KiloRomeo058: What
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Rhynerd: ah, my trave!
 RainyMint: OMG
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't tell which of these is who
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These are so funny
 MegaDosX: Oh no, my trave!
 KodeMage: like a soda bottle
 HarmonisedMelody: Tea Rave
 JadedCynic: LYSDEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE! 
WardsarTheWriter: In before the next one is a grave.
 kilnfiendpotter: Wait do you mean Treyf? Like not Kosher?
 NimrodXIV: I what to hear about the trave so I know what it is
 RandomTrivia: BEEJ NO
 JadedCynic: IAN....
 RandomTrivia: Oh that's very cursed
Spritz_T: what character though?
 Lysander_salamander: ok sure
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cave
 niccus: like magically or stuffed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Horrifying
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: the smells
 Rhynerd: I wonder how the second happens.
 Lysander_salamander: jokes on you...
 A_Dub888: Define 'cave'
 Robot_Bones: Someone will hold me then
 PhorrestGaze: help big brother I'm trapped
 JadedCynic: I mean, surely the one we get info on helps us *evade* that future?
  Juliamon: Reincarnated as a dakimakura??
 Pteraspidomorphi: That title is unrealistically short
 jacqui_lantern234: OMG Jordynne is it bad that ID READ THAT NOVEL?! 
WardsarTheWriter: I was sent to another world in a dakimakura and now I have to use its weird powers to save the world.
 MegaDosX: Oh no
 Arclight_Dynamo: Live, Laugh, Love
 RandomTrivia: uh oh
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 A_Dub888: done
 Dog_of_Myth: Easy
 RandomTrivia: 
 RainyMint: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Easy peasy
 DaxStrife: I'd get a lot of mileage out of the 2nd door.
hi_im_emily: YESSSSSS
 RatherLargeToad: Like.  Share.  Subscribe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm crying
Spritz_T: the memes are strong with this prompt
 RockPusher: these are the same picture 
 RandomTrivia: You would learn so much so quickly about so many people
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE YES
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 PhorrestGaze: point at photos
 Fruan: Fuck and some vocal inflection would get you a long way
 public_key_reveal_party: o7 mary
 kilnfiendpotter: So my toddler goes FAR with "Thanks, No, Hungry"
 Mindfire13: o7 Mary
 NewtyNewts: What did Mary do?!
 jacqui_lantern234: BAHAHAHAHA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yuuuuuuuup
 JadedCynic: 
KiloRomeo058: Ok this one slaps
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: Yep, windmill slam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or Morse code
 A_Dub888: @NewtyNewts they know what they did
 VorlonScout: What I learn is that no one is willing to give up F-bombs, and... legit
 PhorrestGaze: fuck with freedom of intonation goes a long way
 HarmonisedMelody: I learned ASL as an unsupervised online teen
 ekimekim: you just say the whole phrase every time, and communicate by inflection
 RandomTrivia: Fruan nailed it - the word "fuck" with inflection is incredibly flexible
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also nothing says you have to say the whole word
 JadedCynic: 2/2
 KaleidoscopeMind: BOB points
 HarmonisedMelody: B0B
 SkylerRingtail: M'lem m'lem
 RandomTrivia:   Well played Beej!
 jacqui_lantern234: GG Beej
WardsarTheWriter: God, those thumbs.
 DoodlestheGreat: I'd have used "deny, defend, depose..."
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/SplitTheRoomGame/91dc7b5f473832075c485cc7c0016428/
 Ignatiuspants: Beej is champion again??!?!!!
 KodeMage: wp kathleen, most dislikes
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 patrick_stonecrusher: I am groot
 JadedCynic: OH - dare I live the dream?
 korvys: Beej, Fuck is already part of your vocabulary
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or three many syllable words that you can use parts of
 RockPusher: 
 RainyMint: Sounds like a win to me 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 KaleidoscopeMind: kid: "i can't read"
 jacqui_lantern234: BEEJ
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Rhynerd: "I can only speak 3 words, one's a curse word."
 fastlane250: 
 Clypheous: In, Subscribe using Prime, and OUT!  Rock on LRR!
 Lysander_salamander: why
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 DigitalSeahorse: hehhehehhe
 JadedCynic: thank you Nelly 
 RainyMint: 
 jacqui_lantern234: lmfao
 public_key_reveal_party: I didn't realize this was the crapshoot as well
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Fuck yeah
 Rhynerd: Any episode can become a phase of a crapshoot
 jacqui_lantern234: i remember watching the South Park pilot the day it aired. i was born in 1993
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This card won't stop me because I can't read.
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kay
 JadedCynic: see, that gives CONTEXT
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 JadedCynic: 
 Shparky2197: !uptime
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 58:45.
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahahahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm so happy right now
 A_Dub888: 
 RandomTrivia: Bahahahahaha
 NimrodXIV: 
 SnackPak_: 
 public_key_reveal_party: this is so on brand
 ButButTheJesus: HYES
 kilnfiendpotter: JORDYNNE
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 HorusFive: 
 SnackPak_: kids swearing is always funny
 Twilight_Spark: The clap of its little fly ass cheeks have alerted the monkeys.
 jessicaengle:   
 RandomTrivia: WOW
 MegaDosX: Same energy as "Monkey on the car! Fuck off!"
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 KaleidoscopeMind: QUIXORT
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 JadedCynic: your mom 
 SymphonySolstice: exquisite
 MegaDosX: Holy shit Jordynne
 RandomTrivia: Tiny Jordynne is my hero
 jacqui_lantern234:  jordynne hatton i adore you XD
 kilnfiendpotter: Mom Goals
 NewtyNewts: Monkey on the cah!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Why doe sthe game sound weird?
 baltimore_667083: @NewtyNewts "bus off!"
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
  Juliamon: Laserbeaks_Fury because that's how the game sounds
 micalovits: She is still totally cute
 ButButTheJesus: love it 
 KaleidoscopeMind: Team Nelly and the Kids
 kilnfiendpotter: Rappscallion pronounces "shirts" as "shits", and "socks" as "sex"
 DaxStrife: Then she read the kids "Go the Fuck to Sleep."
 kilnfiendpotter: Needless to say laundry day is FUN
 Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh, it's tinny on purpose
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fuck
   LoadingReadyRun: code is UVSX (no extension for this)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm fucked
 Lysander_salamander: I have no idea
 ButButTheJesus: @kilnfiendpotter fun!
 MegaDosX: @kilnfiendpotter Does this happen in public or just at home? Because I'm sure that would be entertaining if you're out buying clothes 
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 kilnfiendpotter: @MegaDosX Both. It's definitely turned heads.
 SkylerRingtail: A celebrity question? Welp, time to go get a drink
 teddywhosabear: watch these all be folks under five four
 MegaDosX: @kilnfiendpotter That's fantastic, and a great story for when they're older!
 laikagoat: so smol
 teddywhosabear: they're so tiny oh NO
 KaleidoscopeMind: also tiny
 kilnfiendpotter: I always have to say: "Yes! Socks!" as i furtively look around in a panic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She's not, she's short
Spritz_T: gee i wonder
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: She is so short.
 KaleidoscopeMind: simone is like 4'10"
 CommiePuddin: Kevin Hart is gonna be the tallest person on this list
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 CommiePuddin: I stand by my statement
 MegaDosX: Simone is hella tiny
 MegaDosX: Ian no
 RockPusher:  
 baltimore_667083: IAN
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN HORNER
 KaleidoscopeMind: simone was mistaken as a child on a plane. flight attendant asked if she wanted a coloring book
 Lysander_salamander: yes ian yes
 NewtyNewts: Adelaide
 public_key_reveal_party: I know who about half of these people even are
 DiscordianTokkan: A Daniel sandwich
 PhorrestGaze: Who do they think Simone Biles is?
 Lysander_salamander: oh well
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Damn, Morgan is tall
Spritz_T: morgan freeman's voice would be infinite
 micalovits: Burnham is Taaalll
 korvys: Bo Burnham is very tall (not Shaq tall)
 NimrodXIV: oops Danny has to go in the tallest slot on my board 
 Lysander_salamander: he's gotten smaller with age
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: He is the second shortest on the list
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wel[p
 SymphonySolstice: ooh I almost got perfect
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: KATHLEEN YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was closer than I thought
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Danny DeVito and Kevin Hart were in Jumanji together, but never on screen together
 ButButTheJesus: OMG YES
 Lysander_salamander: 
 RandomTrivia: D'awwww
 jacqui_lantern234: KATHLEEN YES
 RandomTrivia: That's so adorable
Master_Gunner: woah, didn't realize Burnham was tall
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 kilnfiendpotter: Hahahahahaha
 NewtyNewts: 
dm818: Bo Burnham is 6'5"?!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 jessicaengle: That was a good story
 public_key_reveal_party: jordynne that is an amazing description
 Lysander_salamander: most legs!
  Juliamon: seven vaganias
 jessicaengle: Leggies
 A_Dub888: !listen
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
 MegaDosX: Least to most legs is so ominous
 KaleidoscopeMind: leggies
 Lysander_salamander: Imagine
 ekimekim: JULIAMON
 jessicaengle: 
 Earthenone: do we skip leg day?
 RockPusher: mystery legs
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: another box
 Fruan: How many different values of legs can things have?!
 Garfman314: turns out you can click a space that's already filled to put the new one there
 MegaDosX: The box, the box!
 DrLigmaPhD: Naomi Smalls?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shit
  Juliamon: ekimekim MAYBE MORE
 Lysander_salamander: oh well
 teddywhosabear: oh NO
 MegaDosX: Oh no
 KaleidoscopeMind: watch mystery prompt be number of hands
 RockPusher: well poop
 A_Dub888: bollocks
 DiscordianTokkan: OH PISS
 MegaDosX: Welp.
 jessicaengle: Awww man.  
 kilnfiendpotter: OH YES
 Lysander_salamander: I loved that Neil Cicerega comic
 flatluigi: what month is karkat in
 NewtyNewts: Shame Jordynne didn't get this one
 kilnfiendpotter: QUEER FAM GET IN
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I'm screwed
 EchoesOfTheTide: We could have had leggies! We were robbed
Spades_Slicc: hs is very help
 spethycakes: I got a sample of Taurus tea in the mail today!
 rogerivany: That's the one I know
 jacqui_lantern234: Aries what i breathe 
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 A_Dub888: literally the only one I know
  Mathwyn: "Homestuck is no help here" needs to be a quote
 niccus: i know the cycle but not the march-february break
 Rhynerd: ain't april pisces?
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 MegaDosX: I only know my astrological sign, I don't know when any of the others are
 spethycakes: Gemini/Capricorn/Virgo
  Juliamon: March is Pisces
 jacqui_lantern234: @kilnfiendpotter but i hate zodiac shit 😭
 MegaDosX: Does that make me a fake queer? 
 Fruan: I don't even know what order the months come in, expecting me to know this is impossible.
 SymphonySolstice: december
 Lysander_salamander: why is it split that way
 ProcyonFlynn: Whichever one is also the raccoon. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: December? No idea?
 kilnfiendpotter: @jacqui_lantern234 Fair fair
 djalternative: wait. what does my tv have to do with things, jordynne?
Spades_Slicc: wrong
 SymphonySolstice: nooooo
 NewtyNewts: Nooooooooooo
 30teracyte: uh oh
 xantos69: 50 Bits.  Hey LRR, how is it going?
 spethycakes: I am in pain
 MegaDosX: @Lysander_salamander Lunar calendar I suspect
 CommiePuddin: I'm trying to sing the Weird Al song and it's not helping!
 Sheikun07: welp
Spades_Slicc: sagittarius then capricorn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX If so fake queers unite because I am also one and I hate zodiac stuff
   LoadingReadyRun: I feel like "Homestuck is no help here" is a statement that can apply in many circumstances
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 SymphonySolstice: october
 jacqui_lantern234: @kilnfiendpotter i wanna help with the trivia, but im USELESS with this 
 DigitalSeahorse: March
 MegaDosX: That's how you spell Aries
 coachNelly: @CommiePuddin Eat it? there are some things we really shoulnd't its true
 MegaDosX: Ares is the god, Aries is the astrological sign
 kilnfiendpotter: Aries is a goat. Ares is the GOAT.
 NimrodXIV: I always hear "Aries!" in the Kratos voice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Capricorn is goat, I know this because caprine is the adjective meaning goat-like
  Juliamon: They've managed to pick all of the signs that my family is not, somehow
 RandomTrivia: NELSON
 Thefluffiestguineapig: this is the crab
 DiscordianTokkan: !clip
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 Lysander_salamander: Oh I got the joke
 RockPusher: good joke Nelson
 teddywhosabear: this is my nightmare category
 EchoesOfTheTide: I hate that I know all of these lol
 spethycakes: no Gemini? I'm predictably insulted
 jessieimproved: that is my bestie's sign, like the only other one I know
 ProcyonFlynn:   
SaxPython: Rip Gemini
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Scorpio is November, because people talked about how I'm the betrayer who stabbed the frog
 HarmonisedMelody: Gemini was replaced by Florb
 MegaDosX: Sagittarius really screwed them up there
 SymphonySolstice: coulda had it
 KaleidoscopeMind: and homestuck did, in fact, help me
 kilnfiendpotter: @spethycakes Everyone hates Gemini's. I feel your pain as a fellow Gemini.
 A_Dub888: In my defense, the only zodiac I know is Chinese
 HarmonisedMelody: Graham is June 6 and is a Florb now
 spethycakes: @kilnfiendpotter We contain multitudes! 
 jacqui_lantern234: @kilnfiendpotter my moms a gemini and the reason i hate zodiac stuff 
 Diabore: mystery mystery mystery
 DarkMorford: I'm an Aries/Taurus cusp
 xantos69: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:36.
 Diabore: 
 SymphonySolstice: 
 TheWriterAleph: HAHAHA 
dead_delver: @A_Dub888 Snake!
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 RandomTrivia: 
 RainyMint: 
 HorusFive: Beej- admitting that CM is a made up unit of measure
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Like Comic Strip or Stand Up
 MegaDosX: I think you dodged a bullet Jordynne
 DiscordianTokkan: waaaaow
SaxPython: 
 GhostValv: oh no~
 teddywhosabear: lmao
 lochnessseammonster:  
 HarmonisedMelody: I mean, yeah, dodged a bullet 
 RandomTrivia: I think both of you dodged a bullet there
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 DigitalSeahorse: oof
 Rhynerd: dodged a bullet I presume
 micalovits: Dodged a bullet I guess
 public_key_reveal_party: I'm sorry but you probably dodged a bullet tbf
 Sergue_Thorien: You may have dodged a bullet
 lochnessseammonster: oh damn
 notthepenguins: Honestly bullet dodged
 teddywhosabear: oh that's WORSE lmao
 Shparky2197: I mean, you definitely dodged a bullet
 0x6772: That's a pretty sure sign you didn't want to be with that person, J
 SymphonySolstice: oof
 DrLigmaPhD: "Not again!" would be even funnier
 jacqui_lantern234: ok thats an oof
 lochnessseammonster: my top three are almost the same as my initials
 jacqui_lantern234: like yall asked?!?!?!?!
 TheWriterAleph: nomnomnom
 KaleidoscopeMind: Om Noms
 EchoesOfTheTide: Man, I picked the wrong team to play with here
 RockPusher: 
 xantos69: I mean if anybody offered any horoscope info to me, I would bail because they care about that sort of thing.
 Going_Medium: tastiest... Nom nom nom
 Diabore: trash
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't know this person at all
 kilnfiendpotter: LOL how many noms would it take to eat these people
 RandomTrivia: "How many Oscar trophies have each of these people eaten?"
 Laserbeaks_Fury: That Boderlands nod
 HorusFive: So does 0 count as "Least" or as a "Trash"?
 UnknownFriday: Ironically, with you being Team Cerulean, you're also Team Blue.
 patrick_stonecrusher: Freddy got fingered
  Juliamon: I don't want to nom Tom Green
 BusTed: Show me the money
 Arclight_Dynamo: Tom Green is from my city, and turns out he's a really, really cool and chill dude these days.
 HarmonisedMelody: nomnomnoms
dm818: Oh I was reading this as since 2022
 Diabore: are they going to be fake names?
 JadedCynic: My brother's GF was big in zodiac, and when she learned of my & my future wife's signs, she was insistant that we wouldn't last... he broke up with her in a few months; I've been married to my 'bad match' for over twentyfive years 
 RockPusher: all the noms
 korvys: the most
 KaleidoscopeMind: oh i was reading this as in 2022 alone
   LoadingReadyRun: the word "Noms" has lost all meaning
 ThePerrBearr: cuba gooding junior played Radio
 rogerivany: I think show me the money was worth a nom
 RockPusher: also many nom
 korvys: More like nom hanks
 DrLigmaPhD: Thomathas Hankies
 VorlonScout: Is the Trash even active? They're closed with no fire
 kilnfiendpotter: I find zodiac stuff to be fun but absolutely worthless in actually judging people's character
 0x6772: Ah, Tom "the Tank Engine".
 A_Dub888: @DrLigmaPhD  my Dankies
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Trash is active
Spritz_T: i wonder if tom green is a trash clue
 Nigouki: more than hanks
  Juliamon: VorlonScout They open when you move over them
 Lord_Hosk: Hasn't Cuba Gooding Jr Won a couple of Oscars?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I forgot about the Black swan stuff when placing Portman vs Blanchett
 VorlonScout: oh, ok
 A_Dub888: Hi ho
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He has some
 public_key_reveal_party: how dare
 KaleidoscopeMind: kermit deserves them tho
 CouldntPickAUsername: watch them nail it
 TheWriterAleph: he was ROBBED i tell ya
 kilnfiendpotter: SIR
 SnackPak_: o7 Kermit
 Nigouki: honorary oscar?
 VorlonScout: @Juliamon Thanks, been a while since I watched this game. 
 drewm1022: Kermit was robboed.
 spethycakes: STELLA~~
 DarkMorford: STELLAR STELLAR
 MegaDosX: The Oscars have been around for a long time
 RandomTrivia: The Oscars hate animation, they probably also hate puppets
 Lysander_salamander: do snubs count?
 Nigouki: oh he had so much more
 MegaDosX: The first Academy Awards were in 1929, for reference
 0x6772: Jordynne. Sir Laurence Olivier?
 0x6772: Oh c'mon people!
 MegaDosX: Also people not knowing Gregory Peck is hurting me >_>
 kilnfiendpotter: He was in "To Kill A Mockingbird"
 RockPusher: Somewhere Graham is crying
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA 
 RainyMint: 
 Nigouki: IAN NO
 Nigouki: do no disrespect Nene like that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: At least we get a second chance here
 Rhynerd: huh, hanks got less noms than expected.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: wait, is that next round, shit
 spethycakes: 
 djalternative: that's Seth Green, Ian
 RockPusher: 
SaxPython: Wait wait wait. Kathleen could Id a real housewife?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: REALLY
 iris_of_ether: oh wow
 Lysander_salamander: is it?
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh
 flatluigi: that's a hell of a movie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a really jarring surprise
 KodeMage: what movie?
 RandomTrivia: It's a very dark comedy with hints of existential horror
 iris_of_ether: It's a black comedy
  Juliamon: SaxPython She's a trivia nerd, that's the sort of thing she *would* know
 flatluigi: death becomes her // the substance as a double feature
 RockPusher: spin it up!
 brainbosh: Somehow I have only ever seen the end of that movie lol
 0x6772: Ian's sweet spot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian is on this team?
Spritz_T: what could even be a trash prompt for size?
 SymphonySolstice: spiiiiiin
 RainyMint: Ian 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And Alex?
 Rhynerd: Oh, I saw Mulholland Drive just last weekend!
 PhorrestGaze: Ah, the steel ball run prompt
 Lysander_salamander: it's a very uncanny movie
 MegaDosX: Depends on the scale of this one
 Pteraspidomorphi: Which carnival ride
 DarkMorford: Is this in RPM?
 MegaDosX: If it goes up to, like, neutron stars, then that's low on the scale
 Fruan: What about the ride that pins you to the wall with spinny?
 drewm1022: Mulholland Drive is probably my favorite Lynch movie.
 DarkMorford: Angular velocity?
 0x6772: If you are not afraid of spinning things, you should be.
 KodeMage: 33
 Arclight_Dynamo: Will "neutron star" show up?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: None, trash
 spo8n: "by rotation speed"
 MegaDosX: Chuck your head in the trash
 RandomTrivia: @Arclight_Dynamo I *am* hoping for pulsar
Spritz_T: in the exorcist?
 TheWriterAleph: MY head??
 iarethel0ser: Depends, are we in the exorcism?
 public_key_reveal_party: you spin my head right round right round
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Your head is trash
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If it's spinning that's a big problem
 Diabore: ians a ringer here
 eshplode: Like a record, baby
 ButButTheJesus: depends on neck muscles
 DrLigmaPhD: You spin me right round...
 Rhynerd: This doesn't seem like a real head-spinner of a challenger
 HorusFive: Right round baby, right round
 0x6772: depends on the drill, a bit
 Nigouki: 1650prm
 DrLigmaPhD: @eshplode  One brain cell
 KodeMage: 10k
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Ian and Alex together? My dude they've got it
 SquareDotCube: 7200 rpm
 Lord_Hosk: there are even faster ones for servers
 SnackPak_: I'm waiting for pulsar to show up
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 eshplode: @DrLigmaPhD We use it well at least
 KodeMage: les than vinyl
 Rhynerd: wrong spin
 DrLigmaPhD: 2 princes per minutee
 0x6772: Score one for 1990s rock!
 A_Dub888: difine 'small'
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Little miss can't be wrong
 KodeMage: washing machines don't spin, that's dryers
 KaleidoscopeMind: specifically a small one
 spethycakes: Mr. Jones and me (didn't enjoy being trashed)
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Helecopters dont spin very much
 goombalax: a small helicopter the size of a large helicopter
 VorlonScout: Richter has spoken
 Lord_Hosk: Isn't a solid state washing machine a washboard?
  Juliamon: KodeMage they both spin
 ShaneLeeAtk: I have Speed Queen laundry machines. They are fantastic.
 spethycakes: wait, that's a different 90s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For real small helicopter can't go as fast because they are unable to balance as much rotation with their weight
 shushu2539: do helicopters spin?
 Diabore: im sorry child powered?
 CouldntPickAUsername: child powered?
 HorusFive: Unless Large Helicopter is also on here- I don't see why they make the distinction
 DaxStrife: "Graham, I am currently rotating faster than a cordless drill, but slower than a HDD!"
2 raiders from Foxmar320 have joined!
 WiJohn: @Laserbeaks_Fury Indeed. if your helicopter is spinning something has gone awry
 kilnfiendpotter: They're talking about the musical
 MegaDosX: I mean /technically/...
 Rhynerd: The void doesn't give numbers
  Juliamon: Welcome raiders! We're rolling around at the speed of sound
 DrLigmaPhD: Talking abbout the worst musical I've ever been in
 KodeMage: more than 33
 Thefluffiestguineapig: VERY fast
 onetrueseth: Been many years since I've operated a Sorvall centrifuge, but that regularly was pushed towards 100,000 rpm
 lirazel64: @drligmaphd You're not busting out all over?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You actually were on point with a lot of stuff
 RockPusher: I was hoping for a few more extreme spinners
 DrLigmaPhD: @lirazel64 I am not busting, no
 Lord_Hosk: There is no way a ceiling fan on low spins completely around 5 times a second
 DarkMorford: @RockPusher Yeah, something like a CNC spindle would be fun
 MegaDosX: Jordynne no
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Ryu Hayabusa
dm818: @Lord_Hosk yeah but I feel like it is probably still like 60
 Diabore: @Lord_Hosk 2 i could buy but 5? thats a lot
 Rhynerd: I hope Mystery Science Theater 3000 is in the other sort.
 KaleidoscopeMind: not sk8er boi lyrics?
 MegaDosX: What.
 SymphonySolstice: JEFF
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 NimrodXIV: JEFF
 RockPusher: Otaku Jeff
  Juliamon: JEFF
 HorusFive: Ninja- The Blender?
 laikagoat: the Master Jeff!
 RandomTrivia: JEFF
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ummmmmmmm
 Rhynerd: Because next-sunday AD would be funny to try and sort.
 RainyMint: JEFF
 KaleidoscopeMind: Otaku Jeff?
 DaxStrife: JEFF!
 spethycakes: I have dated a Jeff
 fastlane250: This. Is. Jeffpardy!
 0x6772: oh, this sucks
 laikagoat: old and shit
 korvys: Jeffpardy
 A_Dub888: JERF
 Laserbeaks_Fury: How old is Jeff the Shark?
 micalovits: Can we trash Bezos?
  Juliamon: I have a cousin Jeff
Spritz_T: @Rhynerd it would be soonest almost certainly
 patrick_stonecrusher: You Dont Know Jeff
thavleifrim: fake jeff
 RandomTrivia: Ah ok, there are tenuous Jeffs
 DrLigmaPhD: Elder Jeff
  Texan_Reverend: That hard drive one bothers me because there are 4 major spin speed - 5400, 5900, 7200, & 10000.
 Pteraspidomorphi: CEO Entrepreneur...
 Shparky2197: He's the son of a jeff
 shushu2539: trash bezos
 0x6772: Bezos in trash on principle
 NewtyNewts: Jeffpardy!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I looked at my ceiling fan on low. It could be 5 times a second
   LoadingReadyRun: @Texan_Reverend when does 5900 show up?
 DarkMorford: @Texan_Reverend I wasn't aware of 5900, but you're absolutely right about the other three
 korvys: I will be disappointed when Jeff Jarrett isn't used
 HadesLeprechaun: Dumb and Dumber, Speed
 spethycakes: Jeff Daniels is older than Bezos
 7gorobei: he was in Speed
 stippledotter: Jeff no longer looks like a real word
 laikagoat: the Master Jeff himself
Jundinator: Hai Lrr
 Zerragonoss: Kathleen values being right more than winning.
 DiscordianTokkan: Will Smith aged
 HorusFive: @stippledotter Jeff Jeff jef jeffff jef jef
 KaleidoscopeMind: ok the arrangement of the bookshelf behind Kathleen's head looked vaguely like cat ears to me for a sec
 goombalax: Tron legacy had an awesome soundtrack
 0x6772: who?
  Juliamon: !addquote (Matt) [now] Let's make a tower of Jeffs.
  LRRbot: New quote #9250: "Let's make a tower of Jeffs." —Matt [2025-01-27]
 DrLigmaPhD: Geffery Gif
 RandomTrivia: Matt pls
 HorusFive: Jeffery Jiff- inventor of the GIF
Jundinator: !quote 420
 SnackPak_: jeff is starting to lose meaning to me
 fastlane250: jeff age singularity
 JadedCynic: Jeff BRIDGES is in The Big Lebowski
 0x6772: boooo gae
 NimrodXIV: JOFF
 Pteraspidomorphi: I think that sorts Goldblum younger than Bezos
 RandomTrivia: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: Joff!
 A_Dub888: JOFF BROGG
 HorusFive: Rating age on a Log scale
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think I trashed a real one on accident
 Twilight_Spark: Jeff Louis the XIV
 Saintnex: oh dear lol
 kilnfiendpotter: How has Jeff Goldblum not shown up?!
  Texan_Reverend: 5900 was on some of the "green" drives. Lower power draw, but a bit faster than laptop 5400 rpm drives.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NOOO
 patrick_stonecrusher: Cant wait till they figure out theyve been doing it backwards
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: What does Ja Rule think of their sorting
 Fruan: Looks like someone needs to spend more time on jeffipedia.
   LoadingReadyRun: @Texan_Reverend oh, right! I thought those were mostly 5400
 MacbethSeemsSus: RIP
 DrLigmaPhD: Befery Juckly
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN
 0x6772: Buckley was not born in the 60s. He was younger than me when he died.
 HorusFive: Not that surprising.  Have you seen him recently
 0x6772: Well, shit, I'm wrong. He was born in 1966.
 Lord_Hosk: https://i.imgur.com/SawPEE9.png
  Texan_Reverend: I think 5900 is also used in some server drives to improve lifespan. The Seagate IronWolf comes in 5900.
 DigitalSeahorse: 90s
 RandomTrivia: Lord_Hosk Flawless, 10/10
 laikagoat: jeff bridges is who you were thinking of
 Vilun: dumb and dumber, the newsroom
 korvys: Jeff Bridges was in Tron
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Dumb and Dumber
 JadedCynic: yes, Ian
 drewm1022: Jeff Daniels was in Dumb and ok what Vilun said.
therisingtithes: Bridges is Big Lebowski, Daniels is Dumb and Dumber
 DaxStrife: Also The Newsroom
 SymphonySolstice: dang I almost got it
 NewtyNewts: @RandomTrivia Not just Hosk, there's a youtube clip of it
 UnknownFriday: Jeff Daniels was Jack's brother.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dinger
 JadedCynic: Kathleen keeps mixing Jeff Bridges and Jeff Daniels 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Soon all will be Jeff
 teddywhosabear: some tight jeff pairings there
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I also don't know who Jeff Daniels is
 PhorrestGaze: 64 65 66 is HARD
epsilon_vee: @DaxStrife i was just about to say what's that tv show about the newsroom called 
 RandomTrivia: 
 JadedCynic: I'd have thought Kathleen would remember J.Daniels from "The Newsroom"
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: If you saw a picture of him, you would know him
 drewm1022: Season one of The Newsroom is so fricking good.
 HarmonisedMelody: Right, I was thinking Jeff Daniels for the Devil went down to georgia, but it's Charles Daniel
 korvys: The lead guy in The Newsroom
 Pteraspidomorphi: We finally got a people question
frank_the_great: Let's fucking goooo
 Garfman314: earliest man - homo erectus
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Some of those not mystery prompts are so good I wish LRR hadn't locked themselves into mono mystery prompt
 teddywhosabear: gronk is recent, yeah
  Juliamon: Gronk's pretty young
 jacqui_lantern234: PAUL 
 goombalax: ancient vampire paul rudd?
 gualdhar: Paul Rudd doesn't age! He could be anywhere!
 kilnfiendpotter: I'm off to crash, but thanks for the laughety laughs! Much love to all of y'all!
 DrLigmaPhD: Clive gopher fine as hell
 SymphonySolstice: clive gopher? the protag of ff16?
 Brozard: Clive Gopher has an otter bod
 kilnfiendpotter: Goodnight!
 VorlonScout: Sleep well @kilnfiendpotter !
 jessicaengle: @kilnfiendpotter  
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Yes
   LoadingReadyRun: @kilnfiendpotter Goodnight!
 goombalax: 2010s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ick
 SnackPak_: gottem
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sister kissing music is unfortunate
 DrLigmaPhD: Did Blake Shelton win it? Cause ew
 notthepenguins: Um?
 singinnonsense: what ?
Spritz_T: ?
 0x6772: Did MBJ actually win that?
 Lysander_salamander: I'm not sure what that genre is
 Lord_Hosk: Before he died probably
Spritz_T: maybe trash
admiral_sky_: jake crouton lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Please don't think of RFKjr ever
 singinnonsense: Jordan had to be in the 80s or 90s
 DrLigmaPhD: RFK Jr., AKA Doctor Worm
 goombalax: The Denzel
 shushu2539: the trash eating t-rex of the right is not being fed
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @singinnonsense You are thinking of a different Jordan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No, Paul Rudd was latest
 SquareDotCube: super duper!
 Fruan: Woww
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasn't it after Ant Man for Paul Rudd?
 Fruan: Maximum wrong is impressive
 singinnonsense: @AMillionCatsOnTypewriters right ...
 Lysander_salamander: that was an odd movie
 Arclight_Dynamo: Zardoz?
 drewm1022: It was for Zardoz obvi.
 laikagoat: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fruan It's almost like this crowd doesn't care about this kind of stuf
 ButButTheJesus: ayo
 Earthenone: michal could b anything even jordan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, didn't he get it after he started being in Marvel movies too?
 NotCainNorAbel: MATT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think both Paul Rudd and Michael B Jordan were this post Marvel
kolintoney subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 133 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, kolintoney! (Today's storm count: 42)
 goombalax: 90s
 DarkMorford: Oh hey Kolin!
 RandomTrivia: 
 kolintoney: @DarkMorford Hello!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There might be deep in the recesses of Quixort
 0x6772: I just heard a murder, Jordynne
 A_Dub888: holy crap I was off by 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH MAN
 RandomTrivia: Ooooof
 SnackPak_: impressive
 RandomTrivia: The alternating
 kolintoney: got the last two!
Spritz_T: oh dang
admiral_sky_: that's honestly impressive to alternate them like that
 Twilight_Spark: Real shoelace
 CommiePuddin: Yall was on wiki cheating
 NewtyNewts: By 200 points!
 stippledotter: Oh gosh, the audience score on that tho!
 Stormgod519: dang, so close
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's close
 Stormgod519: also good evening everyone
 jacqui_lantern234: DANG
 KaleidoscopeMind: could've had most to least legs
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100  Kathleen playing both teams
 EmsLeigh: You can’t lose if you play on both teams
 Laserbeaks_Fury: No Jeff the Shark = List Invalid
 0x6772: All Jeff/Geoffs in chat, sound off now, so Jordynne knows who she hurt!
 HorusFive: Complete Cypher Jeff Whatsisname
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm gonna take out recycling real quick and be right back!
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Take a quick commercial break and learn who Jeff Daniels is.
 jacqui_lantern234: oh @s1ck1y how goes the playlist making?
 kolintoney: Jeff Daniels: Jack's less interesting brother
 Shparky2197: I should probably set my laptop up in the kitchen and do some dishwashing.  It is so hot though.
 spethycakes: wait, wasn't Jeff Daniels in Fly Away Home, the classic Anna Paquin 90s film?
 HadesLeprechaun: they could have learned about leggggs but chose not to!
 Gekyouryuu: chat, they finally announced the final Hatsune Miku secret lair's contents and sale date (two weeks from now), so I'm gonna be anxious for the next 13 1/2 days while I wait to try and not get sniped by scalper bots. how are you all doing tonight?
 gualdhar: Jeff Daniels was the star of that one Aaron Sorkin show no one watched, the Newsroom
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I watched it
 HadesLeprechaun: he had a really great speech in it, didn't he?
 Gekyouryuu: @gualdhar he was also Roger, Pongo's owner, in the live action 101 Dalmatians, iirc
 ArmstrongRGM96X: @Gekyouryuu Good luck! IME the Miku SL's haven't been too difficult so hopefully the last one follows suit...
 Garfman314: oh geez, i saw the blue shell aetherdrift spoiler today
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @HadesLeprechaun Yeah, I know the speech from episode 1 went viral a few times
 Gekyouryuu: @ArmstrongRGM96X they haven't been, but while the contents of this final one aren't SUPER exciting by themselves, this is presumably guaranteed to have the Snapcaster Mage bonus card, so....
 PharaohBender27 returns from dinner
 ArmstrongRGM96X: @Gekyouryuu Oh right, I forgot about that...well, here's hoping my lunch breaks stay consistent for the next couple weeks
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 welcome back
 cheshire_creeper: what's this song btw
BalthusHomewood: I recognize that chiptune
BalthusHomewood: Tower to Heaven, I think?
 TruPhantomAngel: Me sitting here trying to figure out if folks really don’t know stuff Jeff Daniel’s has been in. 😅
 cheshire_creeper: oh that makes sense yeah it's coming back to me now as well
 PharaohBender27: @TruPhantomAngel He was in Speed and Gettysburg - did I get those right?
 TruPhantomAngel: Yes, Ty @pharaohbender27
 TruPhantomAngel: lol
 kid_flashionable: Seeing him in Dumb and Dumber and then watching the Newsroom is always interesting
 7gorobei: have people never seen Arachnophobia 1990?
  Juliamon: As someone who rarely sees movies, that doesn't help at all
 Sheikun07: @7gorobei I saw it, but it did not help my actual phobia
  Juliamon: I recognize names but I have no face to match them to
 TruPhantomAngel: Also a certain movie with Dr. Robonik. XD
BalthusHomewood: @cheshire_creeper yeah that tune was a blast from the past. I played that game a ton when it was still online
 DigitalSeahorse: the music died
theambivalentagender: @truphantomangel the guy from The Yardbirds? 
 jacqui_lantern234: @7gorobei no because i have arachnophobia (the condition)
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 dumbo3k: @DigitalSeahorse Okay, so it's not just me. I just transititioned from my phone to pc, lively chiptunes on phone, dead silence when I got to my pc xD
 NewtyNewts: ding
 RandomTrivia: *doing*
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 sheqesi: 
 Stormgod519: ah
 MegaDosX: Well that was loud
  Juliamon: HJON benja--BEEJ
 PharaohBender27: Centicorgis incoming!
 DigitalSeahorse: I love this game
 jacqui_lantern234: local pumpkin?!?! why am i being called out like this?! 
 KeytarCat: aww, K's animation is cute af
frank_the_great: Top row left
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What's the goal with the flip book thing?
 kolintoney: Pizza Fone
Spades_Slicc: A piece of phone? which piece?
 Rhynerd: don't think we have a specific goal
 Rhynerd: just messing around until the players are done
 SymphonySolstice: the goal is to find the matching parts
 DeM0nFiRe: We're supposed to make the top and bottom match I think
 DeM0nFiRe: But we are not doing that lol
 NewtyNewts: OzymandIan
 Rhynerd: oh, there's actually goals of making matches!
 TheWriterAleph: HAHAHA 
 SymphonySolstice: we almost had hot dog
 micalovits: I could eat a hot dog
 DEATHlikescats: you guys playing jackbox games always makes me feel less alone.thanks for the parasocial hangout
BalthusHomewood: あなたはもうピザを食べるつもりです
frank_the_great: What do you take me for, a zoomer doordash buyer? I ordered the pizza 35 minutes ago
 VorlonScout: I think it's not a serial murder, only a mass murder
 HorusFive: Oh, they care.  They're just waiting for revenge
 DiscordianTokkan: Bees in your bonnet, a little birdhouse in your soul?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My great grandparents on one side had their kosher children eat ham during the great depression and didn't themselves
 Lysander_salamander: I love the centipede corgi
 DEATHlikescats: Australia ?
 DigitalSeahorse: exploding bee keeper mask?
frank_the_great: I thought it was a covid mask, like the clear ones
 ButButTheJesus: can crows learn to follow commands?
 teddywhosabear: cooooooooooorgi
 JadedCynic: corgipillar
 KaleidoscopeMind: corgipede!
 jessicaengle: Legs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Centipede corgi is a good scp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And a real scp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wicker man is a good one
 RandomTrivia: Oh it's a Chinese Dragon
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 DEATHlikescats: the shirts shai hulud
 DEATHlikescats: *shiest
NeoGabi shakes her pom poms, cheering you all on! 
 Lysander_salamander: I haven't seen the sequel yet
 niccus: oh he's like when the guy imprinted in twilight
 Gekyouryuu: Beeteljuice needs a Green Card wedding to the world of the living
 NewtyNewts: That's why they used that phrase: because it's odd
 Drasvin: Beetlejuice wants to marry a living person to stay in the world of the living
 flatluigi: MOUSE
 foopoiuyt: Wait, they're real?
 micalovits: Don't call me out like that Nelly!
 0x6772: Nelly, its a funny show!
 kolintoney: mouse!
 KV1NN4: Lydia Deetz was very much a minor int he cartoon and she znd the demon were jsut friends..
 SymphonySolstice: vib ribbon?
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I thought this was an AI generated stream
 DiscordianTokkan: Mouse Mouse Mouse, to the intonation of TEETH TEETH TEETH
 HorusFive: Nelly thinks we're real and not just a series of competing chatbots
frank_the_great: You're actually all v-tubers, controlled by one dedicated actor
 DEATHlikescats: @drasvin it’s a green card marriage?!
hackingducks: mickey dropping the beat at a club?
 SymphonySolstice: 
 RandomTrivia: Oh no
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 NewtyNewts: oh no Ian
 Diabore: oh bye ian
 micalovits: F
 MegaDosX: RIP Ian
 tidehollowcat: RIV Ian
 DigitalSeahorse: panda rap
 laikagoat:  
 MrSarkhan: F
 jacqui_lantern234: oh no bye ian
 teddywhosabear: ian't!
 GasCityGaming: o7
 RandomTrivia: Oh no!
 SymphonySolstice: pucca got him
NeoGabi: RIP Ian
frank_the_great: We're finally free
sadfleck: rip ian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well if this wasn't Mickey Mouse then he killed Ian
 RandomTrivia:  RIP Ian
Spades_Slicc: Ian's murder has reclaimed him
 jessicaengle: 
 SkylerRingtail: The mouse got him
 Fruan: Disney got Ian!
 public_key_reveal_party:  o7
 JadedCynic: Disney Lawyers came for him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did Windows 11 kill Ian?
 DigitalSeahorse: Ian is feeling blue
frank_the_great: He whistled again
 MegaDosX: The Disney snipers took their shot
Boopity: I'm gonna miss Ian
 Pteraspidomorphi: got me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was good Nelly
 HadesLeprechaun: did Ian just....tell them the answer before they voted?
 laikagoat: yep
frank_the_great:  LETS GO 
 Rhynerd: he did
 micalovits: Huh
 Rhynerd: and then he died
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/ChillyEphemeralQueleaMVGame-jUkBSdkiGs6G1aA1
 JadedCynic: good job, Ian....wherever you are
 jessicaengle: Pfft
 micalovits: Oh, so the game Killed him
 corianderd: he's fine
 Rhynerd: wait, did Jackbox kill him for giving away the answer?
 GasCityGaming: o/
 MegaDosX: Cori did you save Ian from Disney
 7gorobei: thong smugler
 patrick_stonecrusher: Conetraband
 RockPusher:  
 PharaohBender27: 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: WHAT ARE YA BUYIN?
 micalovits: Good that Serge isn't here to answer TQ's underwear
 jessicaengle: Contraband crab rangoon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle Damnit now I want crab rangoon
 laikagoat: love the bugle mindmeld
 head_cannon: Oh, I thought they were caltrops.
 shushu2539: is that a centipedog?
 DigitalSeahorse: the snack bugles
 MacbethSeemsSus: looooooooooong corgi
hackingducks: budgie smuggling?
 public_key_reveal_party: whoever put iran contra, I respect it
 jessicaengle: @Thefluffiestguineapig The smuggling makes them sweeter
frank_the_great: Fudge, I regret my pick. Now I think it's smuggling b/c of the evil
 0x6772: I think you'll find, Ian, that a jockey can hold a lot of bourbon.
frank_the_great: Wait, nevermind, I was right
 RockPusher: a suitcase full of budgie smugglers
 DiscordianTokkan: HORMF
 DigitalSeahorse: eating the moon
 Garfman314: i thought it was shark teeth
 jessicaengle: NOM
 NotCainNorAbel: i keep giving bonus points to the actual answer
 kolintoney: that's cute
 Drasvin: Nom!
 MalFnord: omnomnomnom
 DigitalSeahorse: TEETH
 teddywhosabear: quality teeth
 SymphonySolstice:  
 Rhynerd: good chomps
frank_the_great: 10/10 animation
hackingducks: chawmp
 jessicaengle: achm achm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These are all very good
 7gorobei: galactus eating the moon
 GasCityGaming:   
 AdamYMHMI: @frank_the_great "would loop again"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hackingducks Oh that would have been a good guess
 micalovits: They look so happy before they take a bite
 DrLigmaPhD: Now the action is clearly eating so get ready for horny
 KodeMage: we get it, you vape
 RandomTrivia: 
 jessicaengle: 
 MrGibberish: The fact the entire right side is moon eating
 kolintoney: Cookie Actual Monster
 jessicaengle: Can this be an emote?
 wedge_x: Cookie Monster Actual
frank_the_great: The downside of drawing something too well in this game is that the liars can get real close
TheAinMAP: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: Finally Kathleen didn't get me for once
 NewtyNewts: That voice kinda sounded like Molly there
josh___something: The corgipede is always a delightfully horrific loading bar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly keeps getting me this game
 DigitalSeahorse: cookie monster did eat the moon
 RockPusher: 
 Rhynerd: I got it!
hackingducks: well, four of them correctly guessed it was eating the moon
 Gekyouryuu: "Oh no! not me! I never lost control. you're face... to face.... with the God who bit the moon."
 DigitalSeahorse: we were all close
 micalovits: That was a tough one
 spethycakes: who's to say that figure isn't a woman?
 kolintoney: God's got the square teeth
 DiscordianTokkan: Porkchop Sandwiches!
 Shparky2197: God is a DJ, life is a dancefloor
 patrick_stonecrusher: God watches us poop
 TheWriterAleph: "are ye in traction, son?"
 jacqui_lantern234: "check out my giant sponge"
 KV1NN4: i've heard God is a Girl
 KaleidoscopeMind: someBODY
Spritz_T: got wood
thegitrogsquirrel: Mic Jordynne
 DigitalSeahorse: returning with toboggan
 HorusFive: Are they coming or going?
 DEATHlikescats: that EMT TikTok
 DigitalSeahorse: back bacon
 kolintoney: because of the color, it makes me think of a traction board
hackingducks: 'emt front entrance' yep, sounds about right
 jacqui_lantern234:  IAN
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 RockPusher:  
 Sheikun07: WIFE?
 RandomTrivia:  IAN
 Sheikun07: Ian what
 DiscordianTokkan: "Not MY wife, YOURS"
 SymphonySolstice: That's Beans
 DEATHlikescats: @hackingducks it looks like his TikTok’s!
 baltimore_667083: IAN
 Tangsm: Jordynne is muted
 patrick_stonecrusher: BART CHECK OUT MY HOCKEY MASK AND CHAINSAW
 Earthenone: i have seen that anime
dm818: Make sure you soak them before you cook them though
EmoMcHipster: baked beans
 DEATHlikescats: eeeeeeeeeeemt!
Mai_Andra: "It's Friday in California"
 KodeMage: 7 brides for 7 brothers is a real movie
 SquareDotCube: are you telling me this man ate his wife
josh___something: We don't need to let Ian cook, he has his own show for that 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Kathleen got people
 Shparky2197: Kathleen with the soul read
 PharaohBender27: 
 MegaDosX: WHAT
 jessicaengle: HA
 Pteraspidomorphi: Hurray
Spritz_T: beans?
 MegaDosX: JORDYNNE
 KodeMage: beans?
 RandomTrivia: Kathleen is in everyone's minds
 RockPusher:   
 MegaDosX: Explain.
admiral_sky_: beans??
 0x6772: wut?
 kolintoney: How bean?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
hackingducks: beans.
 DigitalSeahorse: never heard of it
 KodeMage: beams...
 jessicaengle: LD
 ButButTheJesus: BEANS.
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh BEAMS
 MomoNo9: @kodemage 1 Bride for 7 Brothers was much worse
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 PharaohBender27: Ahhhh'
 RainyMint: 
 BusTed: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 teddywhosabear: noooooo
 DeM0nFiRe: 
admiral_sky_: OHHHHH
 RockPusher: 
 RandomTrivia: OOOOF
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NOOO
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 JadedCynic: ahhhhhhh!
 NimrodXIV: RIP
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 PhorrestGaze: reading is hard
josh___something: Aww BEAMS
 jacqui_lantern234: OH NO 
 JadedCynic: that makes perfect sense
 Stormgod519: o7
 0x6772: Jordynne!
 Drasvin: 
 shushu2539: help my hat is on fire!
 jessicaengle: To be fair neither of those makes any sense!
 WiJohn: o7
 DEATHlikescats: square galvanized steel beams
 Nigouki: you have an exucse! you went ot school in ontario!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 KodeMage: time to get yo prescription checked
frank_the_great: Brb, putting on my top hat
 jacqui_lantern234: does jordynne need a hug?
 jessicaengle: The beams, the beams, the beams
 patrick_stonecrusher: Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!
 ButButTheJesus: jordynne we wuv woo 
 Fruan: It's the Orange Hat Faerie!
 kolintoney: Bean Beam
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Roll that beautiful beam footage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tee KO will have many Beams
epsilon_vee: instructions unclear, going to the soup store to buy a can of beams
Riandisa: Top speed top hat
 Darleysam: benas
Jundinator: AetherDrift trailer hype
 AdamYMHMI: Opened a whole can of beams with this one
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 RockPusher: jet fuel can't melt steel beans?
 DoodlestheGreat: Beams on toast
 spethycakes: frank and beams
 MegaDosX: Oh no she beamsed it
 RandomTrivia: It's a shame we've already had Split the Room or we could have had cat beams
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 NewtyNewts: Beam on toes
 MacbethSeemsSus: Refried beams
josh___something: 
 jacqui_lantern234:  JORDYNNE YES
 DoodlestheGreat: JYNX
 DEATHlikescats: @fruan yes! great ref!
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/SillyMistyTruffleCharlietheUnicorn--zrMlW4C2NKyGxC6
frank_the_great: @DiscordianTokkan Cursed bean gif
 stippledotter: They were great beams
 GasCityGaming: tacos are better with refried beams
 HorusFive: Never apologize to the Brits.  They know what they did
 JadedCynic: Nah, Jordynne, I'm British - we don't deserve the apology 
 50keyz: 
 SquareDotCube: it'll leave your face beaming
hackingducks: wonka toss
 DEATHlikescats: hot top hat wearing orange faerie
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/BlithePoorGarlicAsianGlow-G4q4x8DKIeiZxsDF
 DigitalSeahorse: Mr Fast ...
 ButButTheJesus: jogging hat man is an scp
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm giving thumbs up to Wave Dash
 MegaDosX: Holy shit Beej
 DigitalSeahorse: flaming top hat
 50keyz: if its not jamaroquai that person deserves all the votes for the fake
 DiscordianTokkan: @frank_the_great I've been told it was supposed to be a heart-bean emote. I dunno, I just like curses
 DrLigmaPhD: I wish, ian
hackingducks: future's... made of... virtual insanity
 Pteraspidomorphi: nooo
 teddywhosabear: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/KathishPleasantWhaleDancingBaby-5MRWwKvxg9lSxXtk
 NewtyNewts: Oh my god it was roommates!
 JadedCynic: ???
 flatluigi: oh my god it was roommate
 0x6772: Beej!
 Rhynerd: oh my god THEY WERE ROOMATES?
 DigitalSeahorse: roommate also tried to run away last turn too
 head_cannon: oh my god they were roommates!
 Stormgod519: they may be my roommate, but they dont have THIS hat!
 JadedCynic: but if they're running away, they're NOT your roommate anymore
 MegaDosX: Is Beej playing with golf rules? 
Spritz_T: it looks like they're turning around
 stippledotter: They were roommates?
 RandomTrivia: 
 jacqui_lantern234: BEEJ 
 ButButTheJesus: BEEJ
 50keyz: BEEJ!
 shushu2539: Hockey(vege)tables
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josh___something: Dang XD
 Gekyouryuu: "out all night, hoe-ing it up."
 0x6772: "starting a fire"
admiral_sky_: that fruit ninja game but vegetables
 baltimore_667083: slapshot or something idk
 RandomTrivia: Beej and Ian have the best farewell signoffs
 Angreed66: the meta is to draw the opposite of the prompt as the most similar prompt must be real
 DigitalSeahorse: Slap shot of a gusher
 micalovits: Is this Serge cutting another kids ear of at his birthday?
hackingducks: it's some kind of brutal homicide scene. they're literally beating the shirt off someone.
 stevefromdetroit: split personality
 DiscordianTokkan: Punding the FUCK out of that mocchi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, hockey? I thought this shit was art
 public_key_reveal_party: this is a full new series
 NewtyNewts: Let me RIDE that donkey donkey.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like explosive painting as the prompt
 MrGibberish: Sidewalk Slam?
 jacqui_lantern234: Donkey Donkey lives in my brain rent free
 RandomTrivia: Ian already has a box of virtual insanity - it's called a Mini
 DigitalSeahorse: stew hocky
 Fruan: wut
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Sometimes I watch it when I need to be zen in my brain because my coworkers are neurotypical and it hurts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Me neither mat
 MegaDosX: What is a stew lake?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *Matt
 DigitalSeahorse: stew about that one
 TPRJones: frozen stew.  yum.
 PharaohBender27: 
 Stormgod519: GG
 RandomTrivia:   GG Kathleen!
TheAinMAP: 
 calculated_uncertainties: I feel like these prompts are made by the same algorithm as the twitch clip urls.
 jacqui_lantern234: GG Ian
 TheWriterAleph: neo-idioms
 DEATHlikescats: 
 JadedCynic: congrqats Kathleen!
 jacqui_lantern234: err Kathleen
 RockPusher: Ian has the power of godlessness and anime on his side!
 MegaDosX: I remain bewildered by your country
 GasCityGaming: sounds like a lake in northern Manitoba
 Pteraspidomorphi: Only after dinner
 stevefromdetroit: its the prequel ballet to swan lake
 TPRJones: stew lake is where all the extra old stew you dump out of your freezer end up
 stippledotter: It stew lake to apologize
 JadedCynic: yeah, there's a "Stew Lake, Ontario"
 RockPusher:   
 jacqui_lantern234: DECE LAKES
 Zerragonoss: Does the winner of hokey on stew lake get to take home a pot of frozen stew?
 Shparky2197: Road quest was so good
 GasCityGaming: that' spaghetti o's
 Gekyouryuu: you mean a Chicago Deep Dish?
 DiscordianTokkan: YES
 JadedCynic: no
 Stormgod519: oh hang on
 TheWriterAleph: stew lake. stew lake. stew lake. stew lake for love
 JadedCynic: no tomato
 Stormgod519: maybe Nelly
 Shparky2197: And is
 0x6772: Chicago-style deep-dish is pizza stew.
 50keyz: future TTSF - pizza stew
 Thefluffiestguineapig: RQ: very good
 PhorrestGaze: does BC have "another lake" and "and another lake"?
 stevefromdetroit: yes
 Robot_Bones: Stew lake is in the rock candy Mountains
 memnus: Grilled cheese and tomato soup is like pizza stew, yeah
 saucemaster5000: I can give anyone a pizza stew recipe rn, I've gone down this route -- chef here
 HorusFive: Only if you put ham and pineapple on top
 RandomTrivia: Yeah, THAT is pizza at that point
 jacqui_lantern234: no, jordynne, cause pizza tastes good
 RandomTrivia: What about a sourdough?
dm818: There is a stew lake in northern Minnesota
 PharaohBender27: There is "Another Lake" and "And Another Lake" in Canada
 CouldntPickAUsername: that's english muffin pizza stew
 TPRJones: is french onion stew a gravy?
 0x6772: Break out the dog food referenecs!
 GasCityGaming: cheez whiz and oatmeal!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Spritz_T: also pizza sauce needs seasoning
 stevefromdetroit: is dipping garlic cheese bread into tomato soup pizza then?
 Rhynerd: like a bunch of jeffs?
 Nigouki: then why can I bake perfectly good bread out of "pizza dough" they sell at the store? check mate!
dead_delver: I did, in fact, find a stew lake.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GasCityGaming NO
 calculated_uncertainties: grilled cheese only counts if the cheese includes mozzarella
 AdamYMHMI: Beej is going to go grab some beams
 NewtyNewts: Turducken Pizza?
 spethycakes: pizza stew
 Fruan: That's just Chicago deep dish
 PharaohBender27: @GasCityGaming I got that reference
 Shparky2197: Isn't that just a pie?
 GasCityGaming: @PharaohBender27 thank you
 DigitalSeahorse: bad stew has tomato paste to me
 GasCityGaming: @Thefluffiestguineapig but what if....
 NewtyNewts: Stu Piza
 PhorrestGaze: good stew is nice and thick, yeah
 stippledotter: But what about the beans?
 flatluigi: was that the last game
 patrick_stonecrusher: https://www.onxmaps.com/fish/spots/39yz3lkd5zlk/stew-lake
 JadedCynic: @dm818 I wonder...is this the same lake, and it's on the Ontario, Minnesota border?  Near Lake Superior?
 jessicaengle: Disco Stu likes disco music.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Pizza Stu is from Uncle Grandpa
 DEATHlikescats: beef stew pizza would work
 kolintoney: I'd eat a stew pizza
 JadedCynic: sigh
 0x6772: Stu Pizza killed it on TikTok.
darkpks2: 
 JadedCynic: I hate that they own "No Name" 
darkpks2: hey guys
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/DrawfulAnimateGame/69e9940e439af69bcbb7cbbb21f8b47c/
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like Stu Pizza walked so the Costco Boys could run
 NewtyNewts: What is It about?
 DiscordianTokkan: Street Cents RULED
 Shparky2197: Agreed!
 RandomTrivia: 
darkpks2: 
dm818: @JadedCynic No it's an inaccessible lake in the BWCA
 0x6772: That's "Internet Highway Sense", Kathleen.
 DigitalSeahorse: Street Cents
 JadedCynic: @dm818 so then there's two, one in each nation
 AdamYMHMI: Teen Accountants on the Street
 TheAwkes: They had a segment for exposing scams!
 KV1NN4: Ian I don't think you want that monkey's paw to curl to get you on that show
 DiscordianTokkan: It's also how Jonathan Torrens got his start!
butt_ghost: Yall realize you OWN A VIDEO PRODUCTION COMPANY right
dm818: @JadedCynic They would be quite close to each other though
 DigitalSeahorse: today it would say, don't worry if you have no money, none of us do
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, a program like that wouldn't be allowed in the U.S. 
 goombalax: you could probably work out a deal with Boeing to kill to be on street sense
 GasCityGaming: !patreon
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 JadedCynic: touche, Beej! 
 public_key_reveal_party: what else do you use our patreon money for?
 WiJohn: Next kickstarter?
darkpks2: @bravenewfaves pick of the week plz
 RandomTrivia: Ah, there's the smooth plug 
 DEATHlikescats: so you need a grant writer?
 DigitalSeahorse: !Alex
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 PharaohBender27: I've upped my Patreon rate!
 NewtyNewts: Jobjob@
 NewtyNewts: !
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES Paul reading nonsense from chat!!!
 DiscordianTokkan: I hope the piggy from Street Cents had a nice existence
 DigitalSeahorse: jorbjorb
 RandomTrivia: KATHLEEN
 RockPusher: Kathleen!
 50keyz: oh this is a GREAT game
 Fruan: KATHLEEN
 Gekyouryuu: Big Jugs
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 A_Dub888: only one?
 50keyz: 
darkpks2: 
 baltimore_667083: KATHLEEN
 RockPusher: 
 DaxStrife: Just look at that jug (singular).
 NewtyNewts: The Big Natural Jugs?
 public_key_reveal_party: kathleen, never change
 JadedCynic: Mmmmmmm., M. Bubbles...
 DigitalSeahorse: Splej
dm818: time to make fun posters
 Jadaris: the water coolussy
 ButButTheJesus: oh a JUG! Now it makes SENSE
 SnackPak_: Ian...
 Garfman314: sexy jugg is already a thing
 TheNerdWonder: Rule 34 exists for EVERYTHING
 ThorSokar: Sexy Wet Jugs (on the inside, mostly)
 Its_VeeBot: M. Bubbles is your BOSS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Unironically Paul reading the weird phrases is one of my favorite parts of my already high enjoyment of Jackbox
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Save it for the naughty pack
 NewtyNewts: Sunk Cost Phallus-y?
Spades_Slicc: Can you personify a person?
darkpks2: cheers
 Fruan: Anthropomorphizing and then deanthropomorphizing
 NotCainNorAbel: dock cash
 KeytarCat: nah, you fetishize objects
 SymphonySolstice: popsicle cat
 flatluigi: the water cooler is nonbinary
 RandomTrivia: So we have to anthropomorphize an object just so we can objectify it
 Sheikun07: popsicle cat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Popsicle cat
 JadedCynic: @TheNerdWonder M. Bubbles has more art on rule34 than Raid Shadow Legends
 Rhynerd: bridge cat
   LoadingReadyRun: code is JZLX
 RandomTrivia: This seems like a lot of work
 memnus: Popsicle no
Riandisa: popsicle no
 NewtyNewts: Popsicle string
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: popsicle cat
 DigitalSeahorse: She's a real Juggernaught
jimmythebass: posicle cash
 saucemaster5000: popsicle no
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/UgliestArborealCiderAsianGlow-FFPWSyxhRy67bZBg
 Fruan: brigde cash
 Its_VeeBot: M. B. is N. B.
 RockPusher: popsicle her
 JadedCynic: M. Bubbles popsicle whatsoever
 Angreed66: don't eat cats chat
 DEATHlikescats: so would objectifying an object be DE-anthropomorphising them?
 PharaohBender27: Popsicle whatsoever
  Mathwyn: I think the madame jug protest too much
 Kuhfeek: popsicle no
 jacqui_lantern234: also, i LOVE JobJob's Bizarre Adventure 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I IRL use the Mx honorific anywhere I can because of Mx bubbles
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Angreed66 Just need room to house them, not eat
 Sheikun07: dust !
 Thefluffiestguineapig: sand warehouse
 DarkMorford: shark warehouse
 teddywhosabear: sand warehouse
 NotCainNorAbel: shark !
 public_key_reveal_party: shark yay
 SymphonySolstice: barbie yay
 Kuhfeek: shark warehouse
 DoodlestheGreat: shark warehouse
 saucemaster5000: shark!
 PharaohBender27: Shark yay
 iarethel0ser: Shark yay
 JadedCynic: shark warehouse
 Dog_of_Myth: shark warehouse
 NewtyNewts: Shark yay
 Tangsm: shark yay
 DigitalSeahorse: Save room for CAT
dm818: barbie warehouse
EmoMcHipster: barbie warehouse
 Angreed66: shark yay
 jessicaengle:  yay cat!
 flatluigi: it's 2025, save room for cat
 laikagoat: shark warehouse
 Rhynerd: murder vacant
 baltimore_667083: barbie warehouse
 Fruan: Shark exclaimation point
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Barbie Vacant
 DEATHlikescats: shark warehouse
 50keyz: shark party
 spethycakes: Paul's explanations of the chat-derived motivational posters is one of my favorite parts of Jackbox nights
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: see, that cap'n was the host of another jackbox game
 A_Dub888: SHARK
 MegaDosX: It's always interesting looking at chat discussing our options out of context
 jessicaengle: Sharkotathon!
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 HorusFive: doo doo doodoo doodoo
 A_Dub888: What if my warehouse isn't sleeping?
 Zandivya: I'm hungry for sales
 DEATHlikescats: oh perfection
 NotCainNorAbel: @HorusFive 
 MacbethSeemsSus: I remember when my warehouse awakening
 ButButTheJesus: happy shark
 Garfman314: werehouses are what happens when you get bitten
josh___something: Both can be true, paul
 Rhynerd: @A_Dub888 then you have already won
 PharaohBender27: 
 DarkNacht: That is a real moist office
 RockPusher: —
Spades_Slicc: Last time I played I answered each prompt with several paragraphs of homestuck quotes
 kolintoney: Stock that fridge!
  TStodden: poster times!
 SkylerRingtail: Chaos Goblin enrichment would be playing Fixy Text
 public_key_reveal_party: ian already sql injectioned jackbox once before
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think I can love anything as much as Mx. Bubbles loves this process
 MacbethSeemsSus: Dear Jackbox Games, yeah Ian's breaking things again.
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN YES
 Sheikun07: fire dead
dm818: firefighter dead
 laikagoat: fire 3
 AdamYMHMI: fire dead
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bathtub dead
 NotCainNorAbel: bath presentation
 JadedCynic: fire dead
 SymphonySolstice: fire dead
 NewtyNewts: Tub presentation
 MacbethSeemsSus: fire presentation
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Fire dead
 iarethel0ser: Fire you
 TheWriterAleph: fire dead
 saucemaster5000: bathtub sleep
  TStodden: Fire Ded
EmoMcHipster: tub sleep
 RockPusher: fire I
 Kuhfeek: fire presentation
 teddywhosabear: fire 3
 Angreed66: sleep tho
jimmythebass: bath sleep
tragedyofhardin: bathtub 3
 Lysander_salamander: tub presentation
 spethycakes: fire you
 memnus: Frie dead
 Darth_Litigious: fire you
 A_Dub888: ennui?
 Dog_of_Myth: fire sleep
 ButButTheJesus: AAAAA
 memnus: Fire dead, rather
 DEATHlikescats: bathtub death?
 Rhynerd: fire sleep
 PharaohBender27: Fire 3
 Angreed66: fire is too close to home
brutusq13: 12
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/AgileBlatantStapleGrammarKing-5u_LRP-OxMmr0Als
brutusq13: 1 3
 v_nome: Are shark wmotions like shrimp emotions?
 JadedCynic: that shark is just "I need to keep my mouth open to breathe by straining water through my gills
 DigitalSeahorse: fire sleep bathdead
 MegaDosX: Context won't help I'm afraid
 A_Dub888: you ever just come home after a long day and bath sleep?
dm818: Hill Hunk
 NewtyNewts: Artichoke hunk
 SymphonySolstice: sun hunk
 DarkMorford: green hunk
 NotCainNorAbel: plan please
 Sheikun07: hill hunk
 Angreed66: plant hunk
 JadedCynic: flower hunk
 memnus: Sunrise hunk!
 AdamYMHMI: Hill hunk
 teddywhosabear: sun please
 Fruan: Sun Hunk
 saucemaster5000: hunk
 Rhynerd: plant tickets
  Mathwyn: Do not sleep in bath
 MacbethSeemsSus: Sun hunk
  TStodden: Flower Tickets
 MegaDosX: Oh windmill slam sun hunk
 Dog_of_Myth: sun hunk
 Darth_Litigious: hill hunk
 baltimore_667083: sun tickets
 jacqui_lantern234: @s1ck1y i hope your playlist making is going well 
 iarethel0ser: Sun hunk
 DigitalSeahorse: sun hunk
EmoMcHipster: hill ,
 shushu2539: plant town
Spritz_T: poor mouse
 micalovits: That desk still scares me
 PharaohBender27: Sun tickets
jimmythebass: plant hunk
Master_Gunner: For no reason, earlier today I found that Bubbles had more fics on AO3 than Raid:Shadow Legends.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cactus hunk
 PharaohBender27: Reminder: *every* part of this office is alive, even the wall.
 JadedCynic: @Master_Gunner Latin textbooks have more fics than RSL
 micalovits: @Master_Gunner Makes sense... Have you seen her?
 A_Dub888: @Master_Gunner Bubbles the PowerPuff Girl?
josh___something: The desk has to keep healthy
 Rhynerd: good on her
TheAinMAP: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/CredulousCallousKoalaEagleEye-wut04nAo37ShfxC8
 DigitalSeahorse: all about the hunk
 flatluigi: they're nonbinary
  Juliamon: they
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: They
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 MegaDosX: This whole office and everything in it is alarming
 TheWriterAleph: MXLF
 RandomTrivia: BEEJ NO
josh___something: Wow
frank_the_great: My Android phone updated today, and RAID: Shadow Legends was on it as bloatware
  Juliamon: M for Manager
 DigitalSeahorse: and also
 jacqui_lantern234: NELSON
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NELLY
  Juliamon: Sexing the Streams
 MegaDosX: NELSON
 RandomTrivia: NELSON
 Drasvin: Nelly no
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 ButButTheJesus: NELLY
 RainyMint: NELSON
 SnackPak_: sure does
 DigitalSeahorse: cranking to the titties
 iarethel0ser: NELLY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The rare all caps reprimanding Nelly
darkpks2: ye
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How do I choose?????
 Sheikun07: c o n s u m e
 SymphonySolstice: first one is me unironically
 HorusFive: CONSUME
 MegaDosX: i don't fucking die!
josh___something: I best cool dude
 public_key_reveal_party: both very od
 ButButTheJesus: 2 is me. 2 IS ME.
darkpks2: not enoug hdarts
 baltimore_667083: CONSUME
frank_the_great: So there I was, suckin'
 DigitalSeahorse: 1 is hired
 DEATHlikescats: lol
 HorusFive: Second- not wrong
 baltimore_667083: @darkpks2 try telling that to luke littler
 RandomTrivia: This is the perfect dichotomy in this game - one side is high energy chaos, the other a slew of word vomit
teejayrivers: Look lady
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They are the same answer
theodorethelionyt: <message deleted>Im sucidal What do I do??
darkpks2: Morbid Angel during all three breaks
 TheWriterAleph: strong contenders
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Lysander_salamander: so hard to choose
 MegaDosX: Who served up that home run?
josh___something: How could I choose?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I also couldn't answer because I laughed so hard
frank_the_great: What do you mean by 'it'?
 MegaDosX: Matthew yes
  Mathwyn: Blood for the blood god
 DigitalSeahorse: ! is a word
 ButButTheJesus: 2 is me again
 RandomTrivia: I do find it awkward that the clock just cuts off once all the players have voted - it means chat sometimes gets mere seconds to choose
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "I smooch cool"
 TheWriterAleph: new t-shirt: "i smooch cool"
 DigitalSeahorse: I smooch cool
 RockPusher: …
 jacqui_lantern234: man, i wish i had someone cool to smooch
darkpks2: packed butt
josh___something: …
 MegaDosX: Guys we aren't playing Split the Room any more
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dang
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAAHA
 flatluigi: love the same round callbacks
 JadedCynic: MOOD
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Fruan: Big same
 MegaDosX: Holy shit these are both powerful
josh___something: Powerful
  Juliamon: big mood
 Stormgod519: i feel that right one so much
 DiscordianTokkan: smarteries
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The question mark is doing a lot of work
teejayrivers: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Stormgod519: I have a disease that makes my blood flow really bad, so I vibe with that
 A_Dub888: @MegaDosX Look I rented this chainsaw for 3 hours
 NotCainNorAbel: ian?
 SymphonySolstice: love some good filing
 teddywhosabear: second one deserves points for being a legit answer
  Juliamon: literally me on the right
 baltimore_667083: an bride!
 HorusFive: Filing
darkpks2: mingling right under the legal limit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's true and way too real for this game
 DarkNacht: 8 alraedy this year?
 HorusFive: Just sitting with a book imagining a better story
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @teddywhosabear I think you should get points for it being a real sentence in this game
 teddywhosabear: snow friends
 NotCainNorAbel: hike donkey
 Zerragonoss: Look some people read the letters and some people just read the sentence.
 laikagoat: mountain hooves
 SymphonySolstice: plant donkey's
 iarethel0ser: Snow friends
dm818: Mountain Donkey's
 RockPusher: snow hooves
 DarkMorford: plant hooves
 Sheikun07: snow donkey's
 NewtyNewts: Hiker friends
 JadedCynic: plant friends
 DoodlestheGreat: plant donkey
 Thefluffiestguineapig: climbers hooves
  TStodden: Plant Hooves
 memnus: Plant hooves
jimmythebass: hike friends
EmoMcHipster: snow donkey
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: plant friends
 Rhynerd: plant hooves
 AdamYMHMI: snow friends
 spethycakes: mountain hooves
 shushu2539: plant donkeys
 DEATHlikescats: plant friends
 Darth_Litigious: snow friends
Lizardman175: snow hooves
 NimrodXIV: plant friends
 Dog_of_Myth: plant donkeys
 ButButTheJesus: plant friends
 Angreed66: plant friends
 RainyMint: Plant friends
josh___something: Hiker hooves
tragedyofhardin: plant friends
 calculated_uncertainties: plant hooves
darkpks2: hiker friends
brutusq13: hiker donkey
 JadedCynic: but it's "donkey's"
 30teracyte: hiker hooves
 Rhynerd: are the hooves really not that popular?
 DigitalSeahorse: hiker friends
 saucemaster5000: gorilla dawg
tragedyofhardin: monkey dawg
 Rhynerd: gorilla dawg
 Sheikun07: gorilla flatulent
 NewtyNewts: Gorilla dawg
 memnus: Gorilla dawg
 spethycakes: gorilla dawg
 RockPusher: gorilla dawg
 JadedCynic: bucket here
 SymphonySolstice: gorilla dawg
dm818: Gorilla flatulance
 shushu2539: gorila dawg
 iarethel0ser: Gorilla here
 NotCainNorAbel: gorilla here
 RainyMint: Gorilla dawg
 ButButTheJesus: monkey flatulent
Spades_Slicc: Yiffany Longstocking
 Dog_of_Myth: gorilla dawg
 Fruan: gorilla dawg
 AdamYMHMI: gorilla I
 DEATHlikescats: gorilla ain’t
EmoMcHipster: gorilla dawg
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: gorilla dawg
jimmythebass: gorilla here
Lizardman175: gorilla i
 Darth_Litigious: gorilla dawg
 micalovits: Gorilla Dawg 100%
 HorusFive: Pail .
 Tangsm: water dawg
 DigitalSeahorse: maybe don't eat your friends to change them
josh___something: Gorilla dawg
 PharaohBender27: Gorilla period
  TStodden: Faucet Here
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Push the button
 Fruan: d12?
 TheWriterAleph: it was a dodecahedron
 teddywhosabear: it's from the hidden role spaceship game
 laikagoat: gorilla dawg
 NewtyNewts: It's a character from Push the Button
 JadedCynic: ah, D12 gets to go home early, because no one uses it 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: bucket flatulent
 Lysander_salamander: Dialtown was amazing
 teddywhosabear: among us, but jackbox
 DigitalSeahorse: there is no DAWG
 Rhynerd: got there, chat!
 PharaohBender27: The *kid* was Catholic
 HorusFive: Was he baptized?
Scarletdemon_1: Can't wait for the stream of the upcoming game: Date Everything, where you can date every and any piece of furniture in your house made by...Critical Role
josh___something: The floating engram was from another Jackbox game
darkpks2: Rapture
 patrick_stonecrusher: Dialtown needs a 100% talking sim playthrough
Borgrim_: Harambe wasnt great at negotiating
 A_Dub888: Sorry, are talking about a dating sim or Shin Megami Tensei?
 flatluigi: @Scarletdemon_1 i don't think it's "by" critical role
 spethycakes: I hear "dawg" like the way Zac Oyama says "dawg"
teejayrivers: Consider: Protestant Bigfoot 
 Angreed66: @A_Dub888 aren't those the same thing?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @patrick_stonecrusher I would pay money to have Cam just watch the Now Kiss stuff
 NotCainNorAbel: mirror drink
 SymphonySolstice: dog lotion
 spethycakes: dog lotion
 NewtyNewts: Pupper lotion
dm818: dog skin
 Fruan: dog smoothie
 Tangsm: dog lotion
 Sheikun07: dog smoothie
 DarkMorford: dog smoothie
 teddywhosabear: dog smoothie
 RockPusher: dog smoothie
jimmythebass: dog smoothie
 memnus: Mirror lotion
josh___something: Dog Skin
 shushu2539: dog smoothie
EmoMcHipster: dog skin
 Rhynerd: dog smoothie
tragedyofhardin: dog lotion
 iarethel0ser: Dog drink
 Drasvin: Dog lotion
 calculated_uncertainties: dog lotion
 JadedCynic: dog skin
 fastlane250: mirror skin
 PharaohBender27: Puppy drink
  TStodden: Puppy Drink
 Thefluffiestguineapig: dog smoothie
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE
 Darth_Litigious: dog lotion
 measureofhope: dog lotion
 Dog_of_Myth: dog drink
 baltimore_667083: dog lotion
 CounterOfBeans: skin skin skin
 DigitalSeahorse: dog mirror
 head_cannon: mirror lotion
 DEATHlikescats: @scarletdemon_1 legit excited for it and home Kathleen comes out of retirement to smooch all the things
josh___something: Glad we all agree on dog
 AdamYMHMI: dog skin
 RainyMint: dog drink
 ButButTheJesus: dog smoothie
   LoadingReadyRun: @Scarletdemon_1 We've definitely seen that game 
brutusq13: dog skin
 DiscordianTokkan: Wasn't that Bigfoot in the Sam Elliot movie "The Man who killed Bigfoot and also Hitler"?
 A_Dub888: @Angreed66 that's Persona. The square to SMT's rectangle
 laikagoat: dog smoothie
 DEATHlikescats: dog lotion
 kolintoney: skiiiiin
 Lysander_salamander: very distressing
 DigitalSeahorse: dog dog
 micalovits: Skin! Skin! Skin!
 ProcyonFlynn: !findquote gorilla
  LRRbot: Quote #7969: "Chat, stop saying gorilla blood." —Paul [2022-02-14]
josh___something: SKIN 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't worry, it's not bad
 RainyMint: I love that Paul is reading chat. 
Scarletdemon_1: @flatluigi Not exactly by Critical Role, but they helped with it enough that they advertised the game during their last stream
 EchoesOfTheTide: Dog smoothie sounds awful
 HorusFive: 
 DarkMorford: berry guilt
 laikagoat: any assuasing
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
tragedyofhardin: hand feel
dm818: Hands guilt
 NotCainNorAbel: hands guilt
 iarethel0ser: Circle I
TheAinMAP: 
 RockPusher: strawberry I
teejayrivers: HUH
 DEATHlikescats: hands guilt
 Sheikun07: hands guilt
 Rhynerd: hands guilt
 SymphonySolstice: strawberry .
Borgrim_: Put the lotion in the basket!
 NewtyNewts: Berry assuaging
Lizardman175: berries I
 Stormgod519: WHAT???
 spethycakes: strawberries I
 shushu2539: hands feel
 Angreed66: berry guilt
 Arclight_Dynamo: Berries guilt
Xan_The_Quiet: strawberries guilt
jimmythebass: strawberry guilt
 AdamYMHMI: hands guilt
 DoodlestheGreat: strawberry guilt
 Darth_Litigious: hands guilt
 ThePerrBearr: assuaging
 baltimore_667083: strawberries assuaging
 fastlane250: strawberry guilt
 Tangsm: hands guilt
 head_cannon: strawberry guilt
 MomoNo9: It's a very Spa-like saying
 JadedCynic: berries guilt
  TStodden: Strawberry Guilt
brutusq13: hands guilt
EmoMcHipster: stawberry assuaging
 flatluigi: @Scarletdemon_1 it's just worth respecting the actual devs and not just some voice actors that worked on it
 memnus: Ring guilt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hands assuaging
 RainyMint: strawberry guilt
 Lysander_salamander: dog has a skin condition
 Mindfire13: Circle I
 PharaohBender27: Strawberries guilt
 ButButTheJesus: hands thank
 saucemaster5000: strawberry guilt
 kolintoney: that dog has executed so many
 DigitalSeahorse: don't execute the dog without lotion
 Dog_of_Myth: strawberry assuaging
 VorlonScout: To put it in terms that Alex will understand, Dialtown is the Tomato Way of dating sims
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Now I wanna know jordynnes take  on a larger range of cryptids...
 DarkNacht: Dog bit one too many children
 Rhynerd: strawberry guilt sounds like a mid-2010s song.
 micalovits: Oh right, the glasses ARE the eyes right?
Spritz_T: execution can also mean take action
 TheNerdWonder: more or less
 kolintoney: I am a common office problem
 DigitalSeahorse: that's not true
darkpks2: I keep dreaming of Mouthwash
 JadedCynic: @micalovits but wait; they can't be - we saw the glasses with no eyes in them on Bubbles' desk
Borgrim_: Mother's Cunning
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I didn't know Jewish moms were making motivational posters these days.
 jacqui_lantern234: SHITLORD!
 RainyMint: 
 baltimore_667083: SHITLORD!
 DigitalSeahorse: I GO car.
 PharaohBender27: 
 Stormgod519: LOL
Scarletdemon_1: I mean, how long does it take to press the button of the dishwasher?
 DigitalSeahorse: nothing
 BusTed: 🍞
 Stormgod519: nothin
 DigitalSeahorse: I like toys
 SymphonySolstice: it's love!
Borgrim_: Fuck the office dishwasher. I take myself out of the system by washing everything I use manually
 flatluigi: don't display that sort of desk toy
 ButButTheJesus: too real
 Nigouki: i take his shit home when i get fired
 DigitalSeahorse: too distracting
 MegaDosX: Starting to not like this Trent guy
 NimrodXIV: ongoing Trent saga
 SkylerRingtail: New canon: Trent is a furry
Scarletdemon_1: Trent's a crazy dude: yiff in the office and TV spoilers in the parking lot
teejayrivers: 2nd is so wholesome 
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE YES
 Arclight_Dynamo: I work in the office three days a week. I am not given my own cube. Those Gunpla would be stolen.
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/HorribleAwkwardOctopusOSkomodo-AbOWkRkSzfl-OzAh
 Angreed66: odds trent gets fired for the new hire?
Scarletdemon_1: If Trent does that in the office, just imagine what he does out of the office.
 DEATHlikescats: Miele has beef
 JadedCynic: Yeah, no love for Trent
 DigitalSeahorse: woof woof
 iris_of_ether: gun
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 DigitalSeahorse: GUN
 DiscordianTokkan: lmao
 Stormgod519: gun!
 RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
 DarkMorford: BAU BAU
 baltimore_667083: GUN
 SymphonySolstice: 
teejayrivers: gun
 patrick_stonecrusher: Give trent
 spethycakes: 
admiral_sky_: 
 teddywhosabear: lmfao
 Stormgod519: wowowow
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 iris_of_ether: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 RainyMint: 
 GhostValv: D:
 A_Dub888: that's a journey
 ButButTheJesus: NO
 JadedCynic: 10/10 no notes
 MegaDosX: Brevity is the soul of wit 
brutusq13: dog skin!
 Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 iarethel0ser: 
teejayrivers: gun (lowercase)
josh___something: D:
 TheWanderingNomad: Splej'd?
 WiJohn: Gun is the traditional method
 DoodlestheGreat: Pretty straightforward.
 DigitalSeahorse: skibidi splej?
 DigitalSeahorse: nope
glitched_goddess: oh this is tough lol
 Lysander_salamander: I guess if the office was in Chernobyl
 DarkMorford: Sad BAU BAU
Scarletdemon_1: Part of me wishes "gun" had a period at the end so it was just "gun."
 DEATHlikescats: read in Graham’s Olympic  graphics voice
 HorusFive: 
 RandomTrivia: BREVITY IS THE SOUL OF WIT
 TheWriterAleph: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Stormgod519: Wow
 JadedCynic: Mr. HORNER you brilliant dude 
Scarletdemon_1: The firewalls are because of Trent
 ProcyonFlynn: Simply take the firewall.
 jacqui_lantern234: "gun"
darkpks2: lol
 DarkMorford: LOL
 MegaDosX: One leads to the other
teejayrivers: DO WHAT??
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: Holy fuck
 DigitalSeahorse: 2
 NewtyNewts: Chloaca
 RandomTrivia: 
 ProcyonFlynn: It would diffuse the tension, for sure.
 EchoesOfTheTide: These are both SO good
 spethycakes: 
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN HORNER XD
 NimrodXIV: Hello, HR?
 WiJohn: Different kind of dirty breakroom
 DigitalSeahorse:  
  Juliamon: that break room, it's soooo fithly
Scarletdemon_1: "Oh, Chloaca dentata" Ian, I don't when he said, I just remember the phrase
 SymphonySolstice: gun!
 DigitalSeahorse: I kick you
josh___something: Goood... Ye... Goooood
 0x6772: Fuck mgmt
 DoodlestheGreat: Is my replacement's name Luigi?
 Rhynerd: go, my replacement, do a crime.
 JadedCynic: kick gun?
 DaxStrife: "And here's an employee with a GUN!"
 MrSarkhan: 
InconsiderateHat: LOL
 kolintoney: that's why they call it  a SPRINT
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 fastlane250: 
 micalovits: Tie for first???
 JadedCynic: 90 points
 MegaDosX: Tied one and two and a very close third
 teddywhosabear: dang, a tie
 JadedCynic: 35450 vs 35540
darkpks2: greedier mode
 laikagoat: any cinnamon
Lizardman175: umbrella cinnamon
 iarethel0ser: Umbrella affection
 SkylerRingtail: umbrellas pour
tragedyofhardin: plant me
 Sheikun07: any cinnamon
 Tangsm: umbrella me
dm818: plant me
 AdamYMHMI: umbrella affection
 DarkMorford: umbrella cinnamon
 baltimore_667083: plany pour
 DoodlestheGreat: umbrellas cinnamon
 shushu2539: plant cinnamon
 MacbethSeemsSus: umbrella affection
 JadedCynic: umbrella affection
 micalovits: Cinamon is good
  TStodden: wood affection
 DEATHlikescats: plant cinnamon
 TheWriterAleph: plant me
 Fruan: umbrella cinnamon
jimmythebass: umbrella me
 Rhynerd: umbrella me
 calculated_uncertainties: cinnamon
 ButButTheJesus: plant affection
josh___something: Plant cinnamon
 PharaohBender27: Umbrella cinnamon
 patrick_stonecrusher: Must be their wishing well ancestry
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Plant Affection
 NimrodXIV: umbrella cinnamon
 Dog_of_Myth: umbrella affection
 Darth_Litigious: umbrella affection
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DifferentSpoopyCakeDendiFace-4xHORdgns5V9zv_i
Riandisa: plant cinnamon
 DigitalSeahorse: umbrella me
 RainyMint: Umbrella affection
 SymphonySolstice: umbrella cinnamon
brutusq13: umbrella cinnamon
Scarletdemon_1: Umbrella Cinnamon sounds like a character from Austin Powers
 Angreed66: I'm a sucker for plant images
Scarletdemon_1: when in doubt, just quote the Bee movie script as much as you can
 micalovits: Yikes
dm818: marshand
 teddywhosabear: mars blue
 laikagoat: mars towel
 AdamYMHMI: mars blue
 korvys: mars thing
tragedyofhardin: space blue
 fastlane250: period
 RockPusher: trees towel
 NotCainNorAbel: mars blue
 DarkMorford: mars thing
 NewtyNewts: Sunset expensive
Riandisa: mars blue
 JadedCynic: mars blue
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Mars Towel
 Sheikun07: mars .
 TheWriterAleph: mars thing
Lizardman175: mars thing
 Fruan: mars towel
 micalovits: Mars Towel
EmoMcHipster: tree hand
 MacbethSeemsSus: astronaut towel
 shushu2539: astro towel
 Darth_Litigious: mars thing
 DoodlestheGreat: beach towel
josh___something: Mars towel
 iarethel0ser: Mars exciting
 memnus: Island expensive
 Tangsm: astronaut towel
 HorusFive: expensive
 calculated_uncertainties: mars towel
 DaxStrife: Sunset thing
  TStodden: Mars Towel
 Dog_of_Myth: tropic towel
 PharaohBender27: Mars towel
 Angreed66: mars thing
 baltimore_667083: mars the
 Rhynerd: mars exciting
brutusq13: mars towel
 RainyMint: Mars thing
 ButButTheJesus: mars towel
 spethycakes: mars thing
 Arclight_Dynamo: Mars expensive
 DEATHlikescats: tropical blue
 0x6772: Welp, looking forward to this round…
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: That is how Job Job goes
 DarkNacht: mars towel
josh___something: Yes, and... Kathleen?
 Angreed66: already is
 DigitalSeahorse: mars thing
 SymphonySolstice: mars hand
 public_key_reveal_party: mars towel for unintentional hitchikers?
Scarletdemon_1: Dirty Job Job? Hosted by Mike Rowe
 SymphonySolstice: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/DeadIgnorantTapirRedCoat-SB26xOWT2cyQDH08
 Rhynerd: I would also take sunset blue
 Garfman314: this is the naughty version
josh___something: Naughty Jobjob is just jobjob
dm818: Why do the ties they hold have white outlines but the one they wear doesn't
 DoodlestheGreat: Paul, NONE of that naughty pack was necessary.
EmoMcHipster: it's as naughty as you want it to be
 Tangsm: But the audience could get naughty words for the motivational posters.
 NimrodXIV: uh oh
 SymphonySolstice: had to go back and grab that
 JadedCynic: uh oh....
 jacqui_lantern234: uhhhhhhhh......
 0x6772: Um… Jordynne…
 RockPusher: You want people to be *more* thirsty for Bubbles, Paul‽
darkpks2: 
 micalovits: @RockPusher I mean... She does have a lot of water in her
 Angreed66: they
  Juliamon: They
josh___something: 
 RockPusher: 
 MacbethSeemsSus: Very Hitchhikers guide poster
 patrick_stonecrusher: Vaporeon logic
  Juliamon: the watercooler is they/them, chat
Scarletdemon_1: Dirty Job Job isn't at the office, but at the mandatory office mixer with watered down draft and forced socialization
 Drasvin: Do you know where your towel is?
 DigitalSeahorse: I strived for towel today
 Lord_Hosk: To be fair, its not the WHOLE internet that can hear your kids, its only 700 people on the internet
 BusTed: 
 spethycakes: wholesome
 RockPusher: 
 NimrodXIV: wholesome
 JadedCynic: I mean...
 JadedCynic: 
 MrSarkhan: 
 DarkMorford: ALEX
 PharaohBender27: 
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
 laikagoat:   
 ProcyonFlynn:  ...
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 jacqui_lantern234: ALEX
 laikagoat:  
 ButButTheJesus: ALEX. YES
josh___something: ALEX
 MegaDosX: ALEX
 JadedCynic: STEACY
 DigitalSeahorse:   
darkpks2: nice
 50keyz: 
 Lysander_salamander: delightful
 baltimore_667083: ALEX
 NewtyNewts: TIE
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
TheAinMAP: Well, it was nice while it lasted...
 DEATHlikescats: 
 baltimore_667083: doggy!
 JadedCynic: 
 ButButTheJesus: PUPPEH.
 BusTed: awww
 Thefluffiestguineapig: JUNIPER
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE YES
 JadedCynic: 
 Stormgod519: LOL
darkpks2: : O
 MegaDosX: Jesus hell
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wholesome Alex?
 HorusFive: 
darkpks2: >:)
  Juliamon: now it's holesome
Lizardman175: 'hole'some
admiral_sky_: now it's holesome
 RockPusher: wholesome to holesome
Spritz_T: oof
 Dog_of_Myth: No, there is still a hole
josh___something: ALEX
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY FUCK XD
 DigitalSeahorse: butt silk
 Rhynerd: we cut the W off.
jimmythebass: straight from wholesome to whatever the fuck this is
 goombalax: some holes for sure
 hieroglyphica: Yessss
 MegaDosX: Um.
 spethycakes: if you count them all, it's the hole sum
Scarletdemon_1: Isn't "Butt silk" technically spider web?
 RockPusher: all (w)holes filled
hackingducks: 'holesome'
 SymphonySolstice: dangit, clip machine broke
 MacbethSeemsSus: 86 the wholesome
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Scarletdemon_1 No, silk doesn't come from butt
 MegaDosX: Fantastic
darkpks2: #3
 jacqui_lantern234:  HOLY FUCK
admiral_sky_: hmm
 NewtyNewts: Tough
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE
 MegaDosX: That's immaculate
 ProcyonFlynn: #Perfection
 JadedCynic: middle is TOO REAL
 GhostValv: damn...
 calculated_uncertainties: these are the same thing?
 HorusFive: G A M E R S
 JadedCynic: right side is best tho
 DigitalSeahorse: middle one
 DEATHlikescats: gamers GET WREKT
 MacbethSeemsSus: Can I exchange this deity for another?
Scarletdemon_1: @Thefluffiestguineapig I know it's from the spinnerets, which are usually by the butt of the spider
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Scarletdemon_1 Sorry, I don
 jacqui_lantern234: GG Kathleen
 Stormgod519: ayyyy
 Stormgod519: damn
 PharaohBender27: Congrats,  !
 ButButTheJesus: kaffeen!
 JadedCynic: usd remember
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: tknow how granular we are being, my bad
 0x6772: Polish that strategy!
 DEATHlikescats: 2 in a row!
 MegaDosX: Price of living though
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/JobGameGame/772fc3d72e3c4311fdabbd8761a67959/
Scarletdemon_1: You remember making a livable wage? Peppridge Farm remembers
 Stormgod519: they do WHAT?
 MegaDosX: It's pretty terrible here too
Bratmon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months!
 50keyz: dont need life insurance in australia - spiders gonna get you
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Bratmon! (Today's storm count: 44)
 AdamYMHMI: @Scarletdemon_1 Nope, I was born after Reagan.
 JadedCynic: $5 for a loaf of bread 
 Stormgod519: Same down here!
 MegaDosX: And the property market is a fucking nightmare
 Kramburger: The price of Living is Australia is the Blood Price
 TheAwkes: slash me cries in North Van
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Short term decisions from old people in power suck ass!!
 ThorSokar: "Rent Backed Securities" are a CANCER
Artificer_Evan: @Thefluffiestguineapig true
 rogerivany: Unless we want a dozen eggs though apparently
 SymphonySolstice: oof . wav
 JadedCynic: a small 2-bdrm 1 bath is going for $500,000 here 
 DigitalSeahorse: woops
EvilBadman: You can tell how bad it is in Canada when they think 50k USD is good 
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE HATTON 
 Lord_Hosk: Groceries are surprisingly reasonably priced here.  I know they seem expensive but compared to the US... its down right cheap
Scarletdemon_1: Salmonella is the new Ozempic
 TheWriterAleph: 
 RockPusher: 
 Lysander_salamander: ew
 Stormgod519: Pardon???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For real, US regulations just got utterly gutted so check the recalls
 RandomTrivia: 
 korvys: That means splatter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 Lysander_salamander: unfortunate
 jacqui_lantern234: im with ian on this
 Rhynerd: you learn something new every day.
 TheWriterAleph: that's a you problem 
 0x6772: What did you think it meant, as a verb, Kathleen?
  Juliamon: It's like how the word "bone" has a non-sexual definition
darkpks2: that settles it
 DEATHlikescats: ah
 stevefromdetroit: but the films
 RockPusher: perverts need words too
 Lysander_salamander: this is why we can't have nice things
 Drasvin: This what the internet does
 RandomTrivia: That probably is where that originated
 NewtyNewts: Beej, as our internet representative, says...
 DEATHlikescats: we learn
 goombalax: die a lot
 DigitalSeahorse: know your chickens
 micalovits: In Denmark everything is expensive compared to almost everywhere else... Buuuuut decent salary and so many things that are paid over taxes
 MegaDosX: "Live a little! Though it might kill you"
 korvys: Perverts stole it
 MacbethSeemsSus: Hard pass on salmonella
drawnbinary: The AUD and CAD are almost the same but tomatoes have been $11/kg for a while
 50keyz: "for legal reasons that was a joke"
 Lysander_salamander: I've done something similar, but with cooked egg
Scarletdemon_1: Rice bowl with a whole raw ostrich egg on top
Spades_Slicc: simply heat egg to 160 F before making
 TheWriterAleph: @Scarletdemon_1 SPLAT.
 DigitalSeahorse: there's a cartoon that ends with that
 KeytarCat: [furiously typing]
 50keyz: peanut butter and jam with rice is great
jibkat: 
 0x6772: Vim ftw
 goombalax: Canadians can afford to get sick from food but everyone else should use discretion
 50keyz: @goombalax 
 Fruan: WHY
 SnackPak_: whyyy
darkpks2: bought a new denim jacket, bring back metalheads!!
drawnbinary: What does the H do? Jkl works on most things I know
 JadedCynic: omg WHY?!?
 Zandivya: Everyone believes Paul *could* have a dvorak keyboard though
 SymphonySolstice: I use IJKL instead of WASD because lefty
 shushu2539: nano does the work
 JadedCynic: 
 0x6772: emacs: also not GUI
 coachNelly: see ijkl seems FINE
Scarletdemon_1: I saw a keyboard where the letters were in order of the alphabet, it looked wrong
 NewtyNewts: Notepad++ for me
 RockPusher: if you are the sort of person who sticks to hjkl I don't see why you would let a little thing like dvorak change the defaults 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But you like user friendly UI
 ThorSokar: oh, is that what we're doing now? starting nerd fights?
 fastlane250: oh dang we still goin
 Fruan: its BSD isn't it?
 PharaohBender27: That scans
 Lord_Hosk: Paul likes U-Is and he cannot like
 ThorSokar: 'cause if so, emacs sucks!
   LoadingReadyRun: YWWC
 0x6772: @LoadingReadyRun Please sir. macOS is secretly BSD, not Linux!
 bubba0077: sublime text for me
 Rhynerd: last lashing as usual, I assume?
 SkylerRingtail: Game-bling? I'm in!
jibkat:   
 Kramburger: Remember kids: Sanatise your UIs and pee after sex
 DigitalSeahorse: wait, does that mean even linux has AI now too?
 MegaDosX: Ian don't send your coworkers malware
 bubba0077: or nano, if I have to do something in the console
 NewtyNewts: 
 Stormgod519: pfft
 JadedCynic: VIM 4 eva (because you can't quit it  )
 jacqui_lantern234: no, jordynne, you need jesus 
 ButButTheJesus: mood
 Stormgod519: chat, does the extension not work for Jackbox?
  Juliamon: Stormgod519 Depends on the pack
jibkat: oh hey jacqui_lantern234 
 wedge_x: I just can't wq it
jhezy:  
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Stormgod519 depends on the age of the Jackbox
 Stormgod519: hmmm
  Juliamon: Only some of the packs support it
 jacqui_lantern234: @jibkat yes? hi
 Stormgod519: i cant see it for this one, but i know this one works
jibkat: your great!
 0x6772: "YWWC" - the least used airport in Canada.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Pretty much, they made the extension and then stopped updating it
 Stormgod519: imma just launch on my phone
 MacbethSeemsSus: Who wwc
 Singenmeister: Room now found 
 NewtyNewts: Young Women's Wrestling Charity
 Singenmeister: *not
 Natimus_Prime: why four you see?
 Shparky2197: Ywwc: you wouldn't watch crap
 SymphonySolstice: @0x6772 nah that's YWG 
 PharaohBender27: @Singenmeister Try again? I'm in
 DEATHlikescats: world Wrestling Confederacy
 0x6772: @SymphonySolstice I mean, fair.
 jacqui_lantern234: ALEX
 RandomTrivia: ALEX
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: @Shparky2197 I watch Watch And Play sometimes
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 flatluigi: wooooooooow
 RandomTrivia: 
 ButButTheJesus: 
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehehehhe
 PharaohBender27: @DEATHlikescats (Tugs at collar at that name)
Boopity: ALEX
 NewtyNewts: Is this the workplace?
 DEATHlikescats: lol
 spethycakes: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 jacqui_lantern234: LMAO
 Singenmeister: @PharaohBender27 Refreshed multiple times. No luck tonight it seems.
 SymphonySolstice: LOL
 JadedCynic: dang
Scarletdemon_1: Yukon's Wild West Crusades: YWWC
 public_key_reveal_party: I just laughed so hard I got light headed
 SkylerRingtail: Venmo
 DEATHlikescats: @pharaohbender27 haha!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah'
 JadedCynic: I met my wife on alt.fan.monty-python, though
 Fruan: Mastodon
   LoadingReadyRun: DONTUSENET
 SkylerRingtail: Mastodon
 NewtyNewts: In the Discord
 Kramburger: Likes only
darkpks2: band is better
 RockPusher: only after Eternal September
 Angreed66: in a scientific journal right?
Scarletdemon_1: Quick, everyone go back to Myspace
 PharaohBender27: Fair enough, Ian
darkpks2: nice
 gualdhar: I heard Quiff and I'm disturbed
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 shushu2539: the 'stoners are the best philosophers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Rene Descarte ancient?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Really?
 JadedCynic: @Scarletdemon_1 we gotta find Tom's private island and beg him to come back 
hackingducks: bluesky. it's like twitter. because it was created by the same people as twitter.
 korvys: Bluesky is federated as well, so it's not going anywhere (even if the current owners want it to)
InconsiderateHat: LET'S BAG 'IM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NOOOOOO
Strebenherz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
 TheWriterAleph: oh god
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Strebenherz! (Today's storm count: 45)
 RandomTrivia: 
 Stormgod519: LOL
 spethycakes: oh NO
 JadedCynic: 
darkpks2: dead in 4 minutes
 RandomTrivia: Holy shit
 MegaDosX: Oh no
 jacqui_lantern234: OH NO
 Stormgod519: oh noooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do not build your own medical machine of any description
 JadedCynic: how do I choose?
 Stormgod519: woooow
 teddywhosabear: the METABEAR
 MegaDosX: "That was a beer can you stuck a whistle to"
 Drasvin: Be careful when dealing with recursion
 spethycakes: what a visceral reaction I'm having
Scarletdemon_1: I've read a story about the right one and it went as well as you'd think it would
 JadedCynic: "Judge, I've demonstrated a loop..."
darkpks2: it only removes the blood!
 RandomTrivia: "yes"
 TheWriterAleph: This week on TTSF
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 RockPusher: graaaaaains
 RandomTrivia: THE SYNERGY
 jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO THE SAME JOKE
 Stormgod519: LOL
 baltimore_667083: HAHAHAHAHA
darkpks2: lmao
 Strebenherz: GRAAAAINS
 NewtyNewts: Jinx!
Scarletdemon_1: One brain cell!
 Sheikun07: Excellent results
 SymphonySolstice: 
 JadedCynic: HIVEMIND high five! o/\o
 Rhynerd: put them in reverse and we have  a storyt
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 Stormgod519: WOOHOOOO
 MegaDosX: You guys spend too much time to together I swear to god 
 spethycakes: one grain cell
 korvys: drift compatible
 Stormgod519: well done yall
 RockPusher: 
 Stormgod519: that's awesome
 Gekyouryuu: Brainrot
Scarletdemon_1: The Loading Ready Brain Cell strikes again
 DigitalSeahorse: dang
 DEATHlikescats: love that!
 Stormgod519: @Gekyouryuu Grainrot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As a gluten free this is also depressing
 micalovits: Graaaaains is good though
 Fruan: You're voting on delivery because they're the same joke
epsilon_vee: excellent stewardship of the single shared braincell
darkpks2: lol
Scarletdemon_1: Plate armor?
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: With the giant heels?
 Lord_Hosk: Worst?  or best?
 UnknownFriday: That'd make it a drag race, wouldn't it?
 MegaDosX: Is this, RuPaul's Drag Race?
 EchoesOfTheTide: I would argue that full drag is the BEST thing to wear
 JadedCynic: I've SEEN people run full marathons in full drag
 Lysander_salamander: wool can be comfortable
darkpks2: sweat
 Gekyouryuu: it doesn't have to be at speed
 RockPusher: Full drag doesn't mean uncomfortable
 oyleslyck: the wool would chafe over 26miles
 ThorSokar: TONS of people run the NY Marathon in full costume
 Zerragonoss: People have enacted many bad ideas.
 RandomTrivia: ALEX
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the woolly underpants would shred your nethers and nipples
 Stormgod519: awww
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Stormgod519: i love the cat
Scarletdemon_1: Ian would do the right
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE
  Graham_LRR: 
 SymphonySolstice: I would've said woman
 JadedCynic: @ThorSokar how many finish tho   (I've seen lots do  )
 Strebenherz: Tiny Ian
 VorlonScout: Whose cat wrote this?
 Angreed66: no cat abuse
 MegaDosX: JORDYNNE
 Strebenherz: OH NO
 spethycakes: JORDYNNE
 RandomTrivia: JORDYNNE NO
 Stormgod519: JORDYNNE!!!
 oyleslyck: dark
darkpks2: fblthp needs his own land
 Lysander_salamander: yes!
Julian_Rogue subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
 Julian_Rogue: 60 months? isn't that 5 years?
 ButButTheJesus: JORDYNNE
 PhorrestGaze: If you see a small man in a fishtank... do you let him out?
 RockPusher: Jordynne!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Julian_Rogue! (Today's storm count: 46)
jibkat: 
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE
 Strebenherz: The bravest little scuba toaster
TheAinMAP: 
 NewtyNewts: JORDYNNE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne NOO
 DigitalSeahorse: homunculus?
 shushu2539: the homunculus doesn't have the scuba gear?
 stevefromdetroit: Same Jordynne same
 YawnLance: Same braincell Jordynne
hackingducks: scubacat, scubacat, does whatever a scubacat does
 Fruan: Has anyone put a fully submerged terrarium in a fishtank so their pets can have pets?
 NimrodXIV: my fish did electrocute themselves once
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 MegaDosX: Oh no
 Stormgod519: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OOOOHHH NOOOOOO
 Stormgod519: EW
 DarkMorford: WHAT
 ButButTheJesus: AAAAAAAAAAA
 Tangsm: What...
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY FUCK
 JadedCynic: I mean
 Stormgod519: ewewewewew
 EchoesOfTheTide: EXCUSE?
 Gekyouryuu: when you give your fish some current, do you go A Sea or D Sea?
 SymphonySolstice: nooooo
darkpks2: AAARGHHHHHHHH
 Lord_Hosk: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 TheWriterAleph: Hell. Hell. All of you.
 RandomTrivia: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
 DigitalSeahorse: Moan
hackingducks: nope, never touching either of those buttons
 Lord_Hosk: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
 Creature_Comforts: if my microwave had a moan button, I’d definitely use it
 stevefromdetroit: i have questions
 jacqui_lantern234: UH OH!!!!! CUMMIES
 MegaDosX: Dishonour on you, dishonour on your cow
 NewtyNewts: Frozen: Cum
 DEATHlikescats: instant ick
 kolintoney: I don't know which to pick!
Scarletdemon_1: The button that connects the microwave to your smart home speaker is the real answer
 RainyMint: !adult
  LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
  Graham_LRR: BEEP: “unnngh” “what?”
 Lysander_salamander: oh wait, never gets used
 JadedCynic: they're NOT wrong, but I'm still not voiting for it
darkpks2: IT WOULD YOU TWO
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 Stormgod519: AYYYY
 WiJohn: Always reheat your cum in the oven, nuking it ruins the texture
 RandomTrivia: OF COURSE it's them
 ButButTheJesus: IAN
 Stormgod519: Damn you both
Barb4rian: horner
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN YES
 niccus: don't they use microwaves for blood banks? what about sperm banks
 RainyMint: IAN
 RockPusher:  
 JadedCynic: HORNER
 Stormgod519: KATHLEEN!
 RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
 laikagoat:   
 spethycakes: KATHLEEN
 teddywhosabear: nfdsjgf
 SymphonySolstice: 
 jacqui_lantern234: KATHLEEN 
 DEATHlikescats: of COURSE
 NimrodXIV: KATHLEEN NO
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaha
 Rhynerd: This needs to stop
 ButButTheJesus: KATHLEEN
 JadedCynic: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 BusTed: 
jibkat: 
 Lysander_salamander: 
 MegaDosX: @Graham_LRR I smell a Crapshot
darkpks2: Nasty with cumback
 Lysander_salamander: this is wonderful
 goombalax: DisGosTang
 hieroglyphica: Noooo
 korvys: I'm sorry to hear that
 Fruan: A whole stream of edging
 ProcyonFlynn: !adult
  LRRbot: Sorry, Beej is unavailable.
 TheWriterAleph: first cum, first served
 Rhynerd: held it in, have ya?
 Strebenherz: I just got home, has the whole stream been this cursed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm laughing so hard and cringing into my chair
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Hello to the highlight reel
 DoodlestheGreat: No, Kathleen, it was the button that DOESN'T get used...
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE
 kolintoney: what's our refractory looking like?
 Stormgod519: we've been edging the cum for a while
 MegaDosX: Now that's an exchange to take out of context
theamc2000: good job restraining yourselves
 Lysander_salamander: eugh
 ThorSokar: I believe we prefer the word "Chilled" not cold
 MegaDosX: Alex no
 Lysander_salamander: no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ALEX NOOOOOO
 Stormgod519: Alex...
 SymphonySolstice: my clip interface broke ;_;
 stevefromdetroit: how do i unhear something
Scarletdemon_1: Natural Harvest is also not alone in its genre, Alex
 eric_christian_berg: Natural Harvest has a sequel.
 NewtyNewts: Alex mentioned a thing on Jackbox once again
 RandomTrivia: I don't know what that is but I don't want to look it up...
 spethycakes: Okay, 2025 is a wash, see you next year
darkpks2: this is a good croud
 MegaDosX: That tracks
 Bratmon: This was a bad stream to eat dinner during.
 Earthenone: i use 9 a lot
  Juliamon: People naturally round
Lizardman175: I do 90 seconds a lot
EvilBadman: You /were/ in goon cave
eric_christian_berg subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 79 months!
 eric_christian_berg: Whoop whoop
 Stormgod519: @spethycakes good call. see ya in 2029
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, eric_christian_berg! (Today's storm count: 47)
Mai_Andra: i use "99 seconds" commonly
 memnus: I actually use 99 seconds, yeah
 ProcyonFlynn: 99seconds is my go-to yeah.
 RockPusher: All buttons bar power, 1m and start
 Zandivya: I need an undo button for my brain 
 rogerivany: I do 111
Scarletdemon_1: It's the Bluetooth button for me, never used
 ThorSokar: that's interesting, I use 39 seconds to melt butter all the time
 PharaohBender27: Incognito searches that title and OH NNNOOOOOOO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Math is powerful
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah, im always hitting 99
Spritz_T: 7 and 8 are pretty unused too
 rogerivany: Or the 30seconds button multiple times
 SymphonySolstice: I press the 7 beacuse I think it's lonely
 randombillfolds: I only use my "Add 30 seconds" button.
 Stormgod519: i mean, least used for me is like Bake or Popcorn
 kolintoney: a microwave just needs a +30 seconds button
 UnknownFriday: I'm on the "Doesn't have enough counterspace for a microwave" crowd.
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: I have a 30 second button, so I hit 1 minute and then 30 second
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Friend, your brain is worse for that
 EchoesOfTheTide: I got 99 seconds but reheated cum ain't one
 HadesLeprechaun: I always put in random times, if something says like, a minute 30, I'll do 1:34 just because
 stevefromdetroit: those had a good "ding" when they finsihed...and a good paddle opener
 JadedCynic: oh!  RADIO RANGE brand ones with the DIALS 
 Lord_Hosk: I hit 1 minute or add 30 seconds... thats it
 UnknownFriday: Toaster oven is way more useful to me.
 RockPusher: Beej!
naughtdeerz: my roommate's microwave has a dial and it makes no sense to me
 ButButTheJesus: @PharaohBender27 AAA SAME AAAA
 Stormgod519: Beeeeeeej
 RubikDarkwill: My microwave has a dial
 Natimus_Prime: I have a dial microwave in the garage, still works
 DEATHlikescats: big brown wood veneer things
Artificer_Evan: my microwave has a dial
 RandomTrivia: WOW
 Gekyouryuu: The Great British Jerk Off
 Stormgod519: WOOOOOW
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Curiosity got the better of me!
 JadedCynic: 
 RandomTrivia: Strong start
 jacqui_lantern234: WOW
teejayrivers: D:
darkpks2: both?
 Stormgod519: @Gekyouryuu dammit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
 DigitalSeahorse: Don't Smeg Won't Smeg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm laughing so hard
 VorlonScout: Second one is less competitive, more high stakes
 JadedCynic: one's more subtle
Spritz_T: got to specify which hannibal
Scarletdemon_1: Hannibal Lecture's Silence of the Lamb Sauce
 Lord_Hosk: Which Hannibal
theamc2000: Hannibal’s iron chef is a dish not a show
 stevefromdetroit: but no single use items
 JadedCynic: @Lord_Hosk Barca
 Stormgod519: go
 DEATHlikescats: Hannibal Buress
 Lysander_salamander: This post has everything...
darkpks2: Lol
 niccus: bdsm with multitaskers
darkpks2: KEK
 Stormgod519: how do you make that work?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheWriterAleph: what does that MEAAAN
 jacqui_lantern234: BWAHAHAHAHAHA
 RandomTrivia: Oh noooooo
 Gekyouryuu: "yoruself"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: i can't breathe
 head_cannon: "yoruself" 
 JadedCynic: hivemind!
 SnackPak_: 
 Dastar512: yoruself
 jacqui_lantern234: YORUSELF
 NimrodXIV: pass what along
 Stormgod519: also, who's Yoruself???
 Sheikun07: 
naughtdeerz: double it and give it to the next person
  Graham_LRR: pass WHAT along
 NewtyNewts: So who's Yoruself?
 Rhynerd: become yoru, then shit.
Scarletdemon_1: I'm dyslexic, I read it correctly and didn't realize it was spelt wrong
 SnackPak_: Matt I have questions
 ButButTheJesus: @Graham_LRR it
 PharaohBender27: @niccus "This is why unitask BDSM toys are SHIT"
 Stormgod519: ooooooooooo
 Stormgod519: wow
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 Stormgod519: that's so good
 jacqui_lantern234: @Graham_LRR excellent question. next question
 RockPusher: Oh No! Michio!
 JadedCynic: 
 Drasvin: Oh Nyo
Scarletdemon_1: Just go "Oh Nooooooo" while lying face down, not trying to pick yourself up
 Stormgod519: Damn beej
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I
darkpks2: Join me down dear
 Thefluffiestguineapig: m crying
 Earthenone: need a voice crack emoticon
 0x6772: You want option-zero, Beej
 NewtyNewts: Ohhhhhh no
 Lysander_salamander: 
 TheWriterAleph: just picturing the Alpha-Chad falling in slow motion going OH NOOOOO
 Stormgod519: Matt, I loved it
 Gekyouryuu: @Drasvin I can't pull that line off, I'm not a small shark
 gualdhar: Oh nooooooo but dopplered
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can t type
 0x6772: Oh noooOOOOºººº
 SeismicLawns: oh no with the pitch increasing implies they are coming toward you
 RandomTrivia: WOW
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFFT
 Stormgod519: Hehehehehehe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Don't make me choose
 DarkMorford: @Gekyouryuu A!
 Singenmeister: Not pants pants?
Scarletdemon_1: That's the outfit, put 'em together
 jacqui_lantern234: BEEJ
 wedge_x: read for filth
 DigitalSeahorse: Remove SHURT
 RockPusher:   
 TheWriterAleph: por que no los dos?
darkpks2: soviet fiorearms
theamc2000: I thought someone would say jorts
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Stormgod519: You nailed Alex to two posts, Beej???
 JadedCynic: clank-clank-clank  *glows*
 jacqui_lantern234: "nothing"
 DigitalSeahorse: Robot Pants
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How did someone not put gas mask
 measureofhope: its both
  TStodden: This IS Bionic Trousers...
 Stormgod519: LOL
 TheWriterAleph: @JadedCynic 
darkpks2: TF2 Engie
 Mindfire13: He's wearing the Bionic Trousers
 DigitalSeahorse: with SHURT
drawnbinary: Bionic trousers...
 Mollylele: changing Alex's name in my phone
 MacbethSeemsSus: The geiger counters both fashionable and a warning
 Stormgod519: everything?
 RandomTrivia: HOLY FUCK
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT
 SnackPak_: damg
 Dog_of_Myth: DAMN
 JadedCynic: 
 WiJohn: Wow
 Fruan: She can't read
 MegaDosX: Savage
 SymphonySolstice: blat blat
 Stormgod519: WOW
 RainyMint: DAMN
 Gekyouryuu: left BETTER be Jordynne's
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These are savage
 Rhynerd: bad at spycraft.
 Stormgod519: did Jordynne get this one too???
  Graham_LRR: This is a self report, surely
 Lysander_salamander: splitting the room
 head_cannon: The second one is excellent, but still...
 TheWriterAleph: heh
 Stormgod519: ooo
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 ButButTheJesus: ha
 JadedCynic: www dot instantrimshot dot com
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 RandomTrivia: Absolutely ruined
 Lysander_salamander: vicious
darkpks2: LMAO
 DigitalSeahorse: awww
darkpks2: ive been waiting
 Stormgod519: oh no
 Lysander_salamander: oh no
 Stormgod519: shooting webs
 RandomTrivia: 
 TheWriterAleph: O M G 
 50keyz: 
 Rhynerd: more spider.
jhezy:    
 jacqui_lantern234: BWAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA
teejayrivers: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
 Stormgod519: Come on...
 RainyMint: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SnackPak_: slingin web
darkpks2: coworkers playing quiplash
 baltimore_667083: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
 NewtyNewts: Broke the plugin!
 calculated_uncertainties: radium camisole
 Singenmeister: I mean..... I'd believe it
Scarletdemon_1: It doesn't fit in the chat extension!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: don't make me chooooooooose
 phoenixfeather14:  
 EchoesOfTheTide: More. Spider.
 JadedCynic: someone found the character limit, right?
gibbousm: Have you seen his Ex?
 Gekyouryuu: the real answer is "taking Gravure photos for J. Jonah Jameson"
theamc2000: so is that a character limit?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 enbycephalopod: "shooting webs"
epsilon_vee: I presume somebody found the length of the text box, excellent work
 Lysander_salamander: Spider man is secretly spiders georg?
 hieroglyphica: C'MON this was prime time for a butt silk callback!
 MrGibberish: The right one had to have use all all the characters
 Singenmeister: @Gekyouryuu WHY
theamc2000: that is why he is a menace
 Stormgod519: nice Kathleen
 Tangsm: Maybe it says "Go on" very slowly
 niccus: spiders geork
 Thefluffiestguineapig: that bitch
gibbousm: The spiders. I am summoning them.
Mai_Andra: he's been blasting rope all over the city...
 Gekyouryuu: oh, you pronounce it Jorg, alex? I always said "gay-org"
 Bruceski: They said "secret"
 NewtyNewts: What a suck-up
 Stormgod519: welp
 micalovits: D'aaaaw
 SnackPak_: d'awww
 RandomTrivia: GET DUNKED ON, DE VERE
darkpks2: DOWN
 JadedCynic: 
 RockPusher:   
 RainyMint: D'awwww!
 Stormgod519: Im voting for the latter
  Juliamon: 
 Stormgod519: lol
 RainyMint:   
  Graham_LRR: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 ButButTheJesus: get liked!
 WiJohn: Disappointed no one put in bog witch
 Stormgod519: Yeah no way Kathleen wrote that
 Singenmeister: Looks like it's time for a KINDNESS WAR
 JadedCynic: take these compliments!
 SymphonySolstice: get RESPECTED nerd
 Stormgod519: That's a clone
 spethycakes: 
TheAinMAP: 
darkpks2: Morbid Saint
 jacqui_lantern234: JORDYNNE YES
 Stormgod519: 
 Drasvin:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Jordynne saying what we are all thinking
 PharaohBender27: Ooooh
Scarletdemon_1: Kathleen has admitted to being a goblin multiple times, so...
   Anubis169: get praised on!
 NewtyNewts: Get fuckin' encouraged!
 Stormgod519: Praise be!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Get kindnessed!
 NimrodXIV: looking forward to Kathleen's book. also y'all should read Andy's book
 HadesLeprechaun: I think we should normalize clipping great kindness and featuring a couple in the highlights
 fastlane250: Good Luck, Nelly!
 PharaohBender27: Jordynne doing some Jacqui-level bullying there
 Drasvin: Poor Nelly. Good luck
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN
 Dog_of_Myth: IAN
 Stormgod519: 2 of 3
 Stormgod519: IAN
 Mindfire13: Good luck Nelly. You'll need it
 JadedCynic: @PharaohBender27 you beat me to it 
 Gekyouryuu: "If the Haiku fits" "as has been demonstrated" "then you must acquit."
 NewtyNewts: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 0x6772: If Nelly loses, Chat, it's our fault.
   LoadingReadyRun: @HadesLeprechaun be the change you want to see!
 HadesLeprechaun: I'm working!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's almost the level of the one home stream of Adam's where he was talking about worrying about paying rent and we nerfed his gameplay with all the compliments and bits
   Anubis169: You're twitching while working?
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 unironically id love to aggressively scream compliments at people with jordynne irl
 Earthenone: they should put a little guy of the announcer at the bottom when they compete
 SymphonySolstice: I would but twitch tole me I only get 3 clips tonight
   Anubis169: You know what's coming next then HadesLeprechaun...
 Singenmeister: @Anubis169 I streamed most of Desert Bus 2022 from my office
jamesinor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 106 months, currently on a 106 month streak!
 jamesinor: Oh thank god, something awesome on a Monday
 phoenixfeather14: @jacqui_lantern234 I'd join you!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, jamesinor! (Today's storm count: 48)
 Stormgod519: lol
 RandomTrivia: 
 Stormgod519: LOL
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: well done
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh my god
darkpks2: lol
 NimrodXIV: the important  questions
 Melfina__: 
Scarletdemon_1: I read it are horse not house, whoops
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is just the same question different presentation
 RockPusher:  
 RainyMint: All important questions
 teddywhosabear: five. hundred. cigarettes.
 RandomTrivia: The Loading Ready Run Braincell is working at full power tonight 
 DigitalSeahorse: who is they?
Mai_Andra: "Who's they?" "Exactly."
 jacqui_lantern234: the split!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Ian's answer of the first question being "do you own this house" is correct
 PharaohBender27: 
 fastlane250: Eeeeyyyy
 A_Dub888: is they single?
 Stormgod519: LOL
 SymphonySolstice: omg
 DarkMorford: Wooooooooooow
 DigitalSeahorse: oof
 baltimore_667083: 
 jacqui_lantern234: FUCK
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Loading ready or run...
 Stormgod519: Damn
 RainyMint: WOW
 calculated_uncertainties: only tied with schmitty because they copied.
 Dog_of_Myth: ooooof
 MacbethSeemsSus: right's too real
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 Are they baptized
 RandomTrivia: Oh noooooooo
 micalovits: To real
 Stormgod519: what a time to be alie
 phoenixfeather14: 
 Lysander_salamander: ok that joke is clever
 Stormgod519: alive
 MegaDosX: Yike
 DigitalSeahorse: I'd rather be a NERD anyway
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would rather be not cool
  Graham_LRR: respecting fun, having chill, being women
 Stormgod519: LOL
 RandomTrivia: Uh
darkpks2: nice
 RandomTrivia: UHHHH
 Stormgod519: WHAT???
 TheWriterAleph: " W H O O P S "
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
 NimrodXIV: uh same answer
darkpks2: 
 SymphonySolstice: I mean,,,
 RainyMint: HUH???
 jacqui_lantern234: 
teejayrivers: WHOOPS
 spethycakes: WHOOPS?!
 baltimore_667083: WHOOPS
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN HORNER
 Stormgod519: One of these is Digorno....
 ButButTheJesus: WHOOPS
 DoodlestheGreat: These answers are the same.
 Singenmeister: Anime logic of course
 Gekyouryuu: @Graham_LRR also good options
 Julian_Rogue: I feel like that would..... suck
 Lysander_salamander: yeah
 0x6772: Massage into the anal, Ian, obviously.
 Fruan: AH, the Gaiman suite.
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
Scarletdemon_1: No, they dry clean your intestine
 Stormgod519: The left one is just Digorno
 Lysander_salamander: noo
  Graham_LRR: the bed has so much mass
darkpks2: YES
 50keyz: lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hot delivery (unspecified) is also a great prompt for a crapshot
 Stormgod519: Get Rekt Beej
 BusTed: 
 MegaDosX: The unspecified is what got me therr
 MegaDosX: there*
 Stormgod519: LOL
 RandomTrivia: 
   Anubis169: HAHAHHAHA
 RandomTrivia: Oh, Alex is dead
 Stormgod519: Wooooo
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 MegaDosX: Well. That's an unambiguous sign.
 SymphonySolstice: good answer good answer
 RainyMint: HAHAHAHAHA
 ThorSokar: That is actually an understatement for things you can get at real high-end hotels
 jacqui_lantern234: lmfao
 VorlonScout: #2 is playing a long game
xGuyYouMetOnlinex: Okay number 2 wins
 JadedCynic: that's a grudge
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Both of these are so much planning and spite
 PharaohBender27: The long con on the right
  Graham_LRR: very subtle signs
Scarletdemon_1: Alex almost went full stream train with that laugh
 EchoesOfTheTide: I can't choose...
 spethycakes: f/m/k
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Beej with Heather you might have just not of you
 Stormgod519: Beeeej
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I saw glenn close in that one...
 comrade_cards: eat prey love
 A_Dub888: pretty sure that happens in a noir film I saw
 Lysander_salamander: no
 Stormgod519: ALEX
 jacqui_lantern234: ALEX
 Tangsm: Pr*y, leaving you wonder which vowel will shape the plot
 Stormgod519: GG Jordynne!
 jacqui_lantern234: GG JORDYNNE
 spethycakes: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Stormgod519: Wark Wark!
 JadedCynic: congrats J!
 RockPusher:   
 ButButTheJesus: JAHDYNNE
 TheWriterAleph: killin it
TheAinMAP: 
 RandomTrivia:     
 kolintoney: Gaming
jibkat:  Jordynne!
 PharaohBender27: Congratulations, Jordynne!
 RainyMint:   
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Strebenherz:   
 patrick_stonecrusher:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man I needed that so much
   Anubis169: Thank you everyone!! 
 Shparky2197: That was a fun 3 hours. Thanks so much to you all, it's been very good
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/quiplash3Game/d7fea57a257f126396498b490e2aa8e4/
 EchoesOfTheTide: Good boxing all
 Lysander_salamander: have a good evening!  Thanks for playing!
 spethycakes:   
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 RockPusher: 
 MegaDosX: Beams, beams, the musical fruit
 ButButTheJesus: peans!
Riandisa: Thanks for the great stream
 Drasvin: Spoon?
 Lysander_salamander: spoon!
 RockPusher: 
 calculated_uncertainties: cool spoon, bro
   Anubis169: !store
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 schordash:   
 hieroglyphica: Thank you all!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Eat prey, love.  It's an imperative to your love.
 kolintoney: beamns
 MegaDosX: @ButButTheJesus Not quite peas, not quite beans, but something nice, in betweens
 DigitalSeahorse: spooooooooon!
   Anubis169: !patreon
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 jacqui_lantern234: thanks for the laughs tonight 
   Anubis169: !youtube
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 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Beams?
darkpks2: peace
 LunarJade: Ypres love
 baltimore_667083: thank y'all!
 schordash:   
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Ty all
 Stormgod519: wooohooooo
 spethycakes: don't forget to carry your beans across the threshhold
   Anubis169: !schedule
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 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 calculated_uncertainties: 100 100 100
 Shparky2197: I think that spoon is too big
 RockPusher: 
 DoodlestheGreat: FROOT BUS
 RockPusher: Froot Froot
 TheWriterAleph: fruitbuuuus
 SymphonySolstice: froooooot
 Stormgod519: oooh
 Stormgod519: very cool
 AMillionCatsOnTypewriters: Eggs?
 DigitalSeahorse: smoothie bus
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 Singenmeister: froot froooooooot
 RainyMint: Froot froot!
 tidehollowcat: They are blueberries, now put them on the [bus]
 ThorSokar: that is NOT what I was thinking of when I heard "Fruitbus"
 DigitalSeahorse: yay
 Stormgod519: aight, i gtg chat, gn everyone, thanks for the games LRR Team!!! 
 Drasvin: If the smoothie is digital, can we download them?
 A_Dub888: @shparky2197 Alex wants a good spooning
 JadedCynic: yessssss 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:        and a vote for Jordynne to get her own emote!
TheAinMAP: 
 jacqui_lantern234: MAKE WAY FOR PIF
 Stormgod519: @Thefluffiestguineapig second
 bytecaster: Paul is correct
 DigitalSeahorse: STALKER........
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you want a cup of this games PIF?
 schordash: and we get fun alex knowledge~
ButterBall000: Need to play more Eurojank
 DigitalSeahorse: double yay!
 ButButTheJesus: too hard and janky, love it
 Strebenherz: wild pigs everywhere
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Stand against the garbage!
 bytecaster: Even more jank
 JadedCynic: Alex gonna be busy on wednesday
 PharaohBender27: 690
 MacbethSeemsSus: The Steacy double feature.
 Drasvin: Eurojank into internet jank
 DigitalSeahorse: with a bit of a break between
 micalovits: Uhhh! RoboRall!!
 Fruan: Oh nice!
 DarkMorford: Even more jank!
 RockPusher: Dale 
TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: woo
 spethycakes: Dale!
 RandomTrivia: DALE HYPE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we get a long game of Bayblade league?
 Dog_of_Myth: Dale!
 jacqui_lantern234: DALE?!?! 
 SymphonySolstice: dale pog
 SnackPak_:   
 JadedCynic: 
 Melfina__: Dale hype!
 DigitalSeahorse: love a Dale
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !telldale
 SymphonySolstice: decal dino!
 MegaDosX: Oh shit that's this week
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Love me some dinosaurs
 RockPusher: Decalling your Dinosaur live on twitch
 jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Love Dale
 MegaDosX: Matthew
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 ATD Always Tell Dale
 RandomTrivia: MATT NO
 JadedCynic: @jacqui_lantern234 An awesome guest will be on AFK: tell Dale.
 Shparky2197: Oh yay! Shivam is there!
 ButButTheJesus: beej
 NewtyNewts: Just have eurobeat playing all day
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the commentary going to be from the Car Talk guy still living
 jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig no, i said A B C - Always Tell Dale 
 gualdhar: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA
  Juliamon: Remember when you had one every 2 weeks?
 Singenmeister: I LOVE IT
 NewtyNewts: !clip
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 teddywhosabear: lrl every two weeks, eh?
 RockPusher: Yup
 SymphonySolstice: remember when james suggested to do it every week?
 GhostValv: yes and?
 JadedCynic: Surprise - Nelly now has to solo the 'extra' LRL 
 SymphonySolstice: pepperidge farm remembers
 ThorSokar: yes, every 2 weeks
 0x6772: "fortnightly"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 I know, I added a second thing because we need many ways to inform Dale of things
 RockPusher: Paul did one entirely on his own!
 LiveFaust: @thefluffiestguineapig does he still cackle the same by himself?
 Singenmeister: Remember weekly sketch comedy? I hear it's super easy.
   Anubis169: The sub welcomeninging!
 xantos69: Yep, it was bi-weekly.  It was amazing
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, the switch to monthly started in 2019, IIRC
TheAinMAP: 
 Xavorin: 100 Thanks for the stream!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LiveFaust That's a philosophical dilemma for the ages
 Jennie_Fuchsia: 100 thank you!
   Anubis169: SkylerRingtail happy 10 years 
 SkylerRingtail: @Anubis169 Thank you ^^
 teddywhosabear: the tail now has ten rings on it
   Anubis169: Thefluffiestguineapig happy 8 years!
 MegaDosX: 137, good lord that's a lotta months
 Shparky2197: Thanks Nelly, that was me!
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 RockPusher: nice
 MegaDosX: Nice.
   Anubis169: nice
   Anubis169: happy 5 years Julian_Rogue
 SymphonySolstice: dabits
   Anubis169: and happy 8 years hawk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Thanks! I with increasing frequency crumble to dust when I realize sometimes that I was there during the original Prayer Warriors and Spud live
TheAinMAP: 
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 RockPusher:   
 head_cannon: Thanks for the stream!
 MegaDosX: Beej no
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for a great stream, everyone!     
 schordash: 
 RockPusher: Beej…
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 spethycakes:   
 ButButTheJesus: thamk
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Strebenherz:   
 Shparky2197: Wow, only 3 months until I've been here 8 years
 JadedCynic: thanks for sharing the fun! 
 DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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Sudobyte: i'll eat some hawk too, eh
 shushu2539: or beams
   Anubis169: Thefluffiestguineapig: one of the original witnesses to the tiny helicopter of god...
 JadedCynic: mmmmm poptarts
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks, you all are great!!!!!!
 Earthenone: enjou girldinner
 Robot_Bones: mmmm tart
   Anubis169: byeeeeeeeeee
 RockPusher: Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
 teddywhosabear: babum
 RandomTrivia: *be-doop*
   Anubis169: thank you discord
 DarkMorford: Goodbye, Discord
 kolintoney: Thanks for the streams! 
 SymphonySolstice: boops...
 NimrodXIV: badoop
 Lord_Hosk: baaadabum
 NewtyNewts: Audio sounds!
 PharaohBender27: Discord noises?
 Rhynerd: thanks for the stream!
 newuser0420:   
 ThorSokar: bue-da-doop
 RandomTrivia: Ah, there goes everyone else 
 NewtyNewts: Thank you for that
 v_nome: bahdung
 SymphonySolstice: boopening......
 Nigouki: secret beep boops
 RockPusher: bing bong
 ButButTheJesus: ba do
 brainbosh: Well now its on purpose lol
 calculated_uncertainties: lol
 Robot_Bones:   bloop bloop 
 TheNerdWonder: mawp
 TehAmelie: yay for waking up at 5, far too early for anything except seeing what i missed here
   LoadingReadyRun: oops. discord is supposed to be muted 
 DigitalSeahorse:  discoddiscord good job Windows keyb
  ritchards: the reverse mic 5 ?
 v_nome: S cim?
Mazrae: Okay twitch what the hell ads at the end of the stream, guess my prime sub just ran out lol
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 SymphonySolstice: so true
 Strebenherz: Goodnight Paul
 RockPusher: 
 spethycakes: 
 SymphonySolstice: night paul
 NotCainNorAbel: night Paul
 DigitalSeahorse: 
TheAinMAP: Good night, Paul.
 Saintnex: night Paul!
 ThorSokar: night Paul
 rogerivany: night paul
 measureofhope: bye Paul
 Nigouki: didn't take off cuz pig don't fly
 SymphonySolstice: eyyy
 EchoesOfTheTide: Night Paul!
 PharaohBender27: https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clip/TenaciousScrumptiousSalmonKappaWealth-f6veVTtw911TQ40U
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